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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,015 --> 00:00:05,015 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 2 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:36,210 THEA: Ready, B? 3 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:37,994 BILLIE: Ready, T. 4 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,952 THEA: Okay. 5 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:42,651 BILLIE: This is the story of our most excellent dads. 6 00:00:42,825 --> 00:00:46,220 I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire. 7 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,526 And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan. 8 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:52,791 BOTH: And we're Wyld Stallyns! 9 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:55,403 BILLIE: This was probably the first time you saw 'em. 10 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:58,232 BOTH: Let's rock! 11 00:00:59,711 --> 00:01:02,584 THEA: And this was probably the last. 12 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:04,586 BILLIE: Not long before we were born, 13 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,109 they were told they were gonna write a song 14 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:09,591 that was gonna unite the entire world. 15 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:10,722 THEA: Which they thought they had done 16 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:12,072 with their hit single... 17 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:14,726 Those Who Rock. 18 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,294 BILLIE: Not only did it not unite the world, 19 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:20,602 but the band fell apart. 20 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:25,128 And our dads, alone now, were trying harder and harder. 21 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:27,913 THEA: But the problem was, the harder Dads tried... 22 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,393 BILLIE: The less interested 23 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:32,004 people seemed to be in their music. 24 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:35,617 THEA: Not only was it wearing on them and on the family... 25 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,097 BILLIE: But the universe they were told 26 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:38,707 they were gonna bring together... 27 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:41,188 THEA: Was actually starting to unravel. 28 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:44,147 BILLIE: Yeah, time was folding in on itself. 29 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:46,193 It was bad. 30 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:47,324 What, what? 31 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:48,543 THEA: Totally, dude. 32 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:49,761 Make some noise! 33 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:57,029 BILLIE: Anyways, this is how we got to where we are now. 34 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,775 BILL: Hello, friends and loved ones. 35 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:05,821 Let us welcome you, one and all 36 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:08,824 to this most joyous of occasions! 37 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:15,918 Ted and I have known Missy in different capacities 38 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:17,920 for many decades. 39 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:20,705 First, she was our babysitter when we were ten. 40 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:22,925 Then we both invited her to the prom 41 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:25,014 when she was a senior and we were freshmen. 42 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,320 BILL: Yeah! 43 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:28,670 Two years later, she married my dad 44 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:30,846 and Missy became Mom. 45 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:34,284 After divorcing Bill's dad, she married my dad 46 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:35,981 and became my mom. 47 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,592 Yeah. 48 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:39,333 And now she's marrying Ted's little brother, 49 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,465 Officer Deacon Logan. 50 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:46,731 Yeah. 51 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:49,517 Missy, Bill and I, 52 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:52,041 along with my beautiful wife, Elizabeth, 53 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,825 and our daughter, Billie... 54 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:58,352 And my beautiful wife, Joanna, and our daughter, Thea, 55 00:02:58,526 --> 00:03:00,484 all wanna welcome you back... 56 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:02,399 BOTH: With open arms. 57 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:06,969 This happy event would seem to make 58 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:08,666 Deacon his own father-in-law 59 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,320 and Ted his own uncle. 60 00:03:10,494 --> 00:03:14,019 Not to mention making my dad his own son. 61 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:17,197 BILL: And with that beautiful thought in mind, 62 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:18,937 for your first dance, 63 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:21,853 we wish to present you with a matrimonial offering. 64 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:23,681 A sneak peek at the world premiere 65 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:25,640 of our newest sonic creation. 66 00:03:25,814 --> 00:03:27,250 We're not sure if this is going to be 67 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:29,209 the song that unites the world. 68 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:30,558 We're pretty sure it might. 69 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:33,430 -At least we hope. -Yeah. 70 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:44,224 Sure to be another real doozy from the Wyld Stallyns. 71 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:45,616 BILL: Check one, two. 72 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:47,618 Let's dance, Freaky Deaky. 73 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:53,407 You got it, Kissy Missy. 74 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,626 Oh, shh. Your dad used to call me that. 75 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,237 Totally aware of that, babe. 76 00:03:57,411 --> 00:04:00,022 Please enjoy the first three movements of... 77 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:02,720 That Which Binds Us Through Time... 78 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:07,986 The Chemical, Physical, and Biological Nature of Love... 79 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:12,164 An Exploration of the Meaning of Meaning. 80 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:14,428 Part One. 81 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:21,739 -Ready, Bill? -Ready, Ted. 82 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:23,132 -One. -Two. 83 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:25,090 BOTH: One, two, three, four. 84 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:25,499 Dad, I've told you a thousand times, 85 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:27,805 Bill and I have to keep going till... 86 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:30,678 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Till your music unites the world. 87 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:33,594 Chief Logan, the people in the future told us... 88 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:34,769 Bill, Bill, Bill, you didn't time-travel. 89 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:36,292 TED: We did. 90 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:37,859 Your wives aren't from medieval England. 91 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:39,426 BILL: They are. 92 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:39,948 LOGAN: And you didn't go to Heaven and Hell. 93 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:41,210 We did! 94 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:42,342 -You didn't! -BILL: We did! 95 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:43,734 And you know why? 96 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:47,434 Because it's impossible. 97 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:50,001 Here's a real idea for you two. 98 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:51,351 Here it comes, dude. 99 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:53,440 Get real jobs. 100 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:56,138 Be role models to your daughters. 101 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:57,922 Oh, never mind. 102 00:05:58,096 --> 00:05:59,271 You are. 103 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:01,186 They're 24, they live at home 104 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,014 and they're unemployed. 105 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:04,712 You remember when you used to call them 106 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,017 "Little Bill," "Little Ted"? 107 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:07,758 We thought it was cute, Gramps. 108 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:09,194 BILL: Hey. 109 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,240 Yeah. Well, it turned out to be a curse. 110 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:14,461 All I ever see them do is sit around, listen to music. 111 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:15,940 That is our primary activity, 112 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:17,289 -definitely. -Yeah. 113 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:18,465 You guys okay? 114 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:20,249 Joanna, Elizabeth, 115 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:21,859 how do you feel about being 116 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:23,861 the only adults in your families? 117 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:27,909 The only ones with actual jobs? 118 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,476 Let's pack up. 119 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,478 -JOANNA: Don't listen to him. -TED: Ouch. 120 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:34,437 I really appreciate you doing this. 121 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:35,743 I know it wasn't your choice. 122 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,222 Of course, Jo. 123 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,876 I really want this to work for both of us. 124 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,269 Yeah. 125 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:42,097 Oh, hey. 126 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:43,359 How's it goin', dude? 127 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:44,534 Good, dude. 128 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:45,753 -ELIZABETH: Hi! -TED: Hey, Jo. 129 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:47,102 Oh, no, no. 130 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:48,756 I'm sorry, is this the right day? 131 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:50,758 Yeah, totally. 132 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:53,935 So, do you understand why this situation 133 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:57,199 might seem at all strange to your wives? 134 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:59,941 No. Not at all. Why? 135 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:03,597 Well, when your wives suggested couples therapy, 136 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:06,338 do you think that this is what they had in mind? 137 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:07,905 Well, definitely. 138 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,081 I mean, we're a couple of couples, right? 139 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:11,648 -That is true. -Yeah. 140 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:14,608 But usually, with couples therapy, 141 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:15,957 it just means one couple. 142 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,132 That makes sense. 143 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:18,742 Yeah. 144 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,222 DR. WOOD: Well, but, you know, we're here, 145 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:21,615 so let's work with that. 146 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:22,877 -Yes? -BILL: Yeah. 147 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:24,400 Okay, great. 148 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:25,662 Um... 149 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:27,882 Ted, is there something you feel 150 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,753 your wife needs to hear from you? 151 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:31,886 Yeah. Totally. 152 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,759 We love you guys. 153 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:38,414 Ah, that is good, dude. 154 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:40,547 DR. WOOD: In a way, yes. 155 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:43,158 I mean, it is great to feel loved. 156 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,595 But do you understand 157 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:48,468 how that might sound strange to your wives? 158 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:50,165 I'll shoot this at Bill. 159 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,036 No. 160 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,385 I mean, we love 'em. 161 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,213 DR. WOOD: Oh. "We love them." 162 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:56,911 -Yeah. -Yeah. We do. 163 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:59,391 Okay. It's the "we" part. 164 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:02,525 Um... Ted, can you say the same thing, 165 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:06,355 but instead of "we," say "I" in the sentence. 166 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,836 -Oh. Yeah. -DR. WOOD: Okay. 167 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,272 Of course. 168 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:11,447 Okay. 169 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:12,796 -Elizabeth? -ELIZABETH: Yes. 170 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:16,191 I and Bill love you and Joanna. 171 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:17,714 ELIZABETH: Okay. 172 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,194 Dude, with all due respect, 173 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:20,630 I don't think you're quite getting this. 174 00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:21,892 Go for it, dude. 175 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:22,980 Okay. 176 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:24,286 I'm gonna do one. 177 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,201 Yes, go for it, dude. 178 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:27,855 -Great. -Okay. 179 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,121 -Joanna? -Mmm-hmm? 180 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:36,037 From the very, very bottom of I 181 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:38,561 and Ted's hearts, 182 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:44,219 I and Ted totally love and worship you 183 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:45,916 and Elizabeth. 184 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:48,702 Perfect, dude. 185 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,660 Ah, awesome, dude, thanks. 186 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:57,232 Joanna, would you or Elizabeth like to respond to that? 187 00:08:58,494 --> 00:08:59,800 Oh, well... 188 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,018 Would you... 189 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:05,022 Well, it has been tough for us. 190 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:06,676 At home. 191 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,983 You know, it's been so hard watching you 192 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:12,813 beat your heads against the wall for 25 years 193 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:14,902 and I'm not sure how much longer 194 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:17,208 we can keep going on like this. 195 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,428 What? 196 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,564 DR. WOOD: Well... 197 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,218 Bill, Ted, 198 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:29,220 I'd love to spend the last part 199 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:32,049 of this session with your wives. 200 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,312 Alone? 201 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:36,750 Yes, alone. 202 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:38,273 Right. Okay. 203 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:41,406 JOANNA: We'll see you at home, okay? 204 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:44,584 ELIZABETH: Okay. All right, then. 205 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:46,803 Oh, yeah. 206 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:47,891 Yeah. 207 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:55,682 TED: Dude, did you know they felt that way? 208 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,684 BILL: We have to fix this. 209 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:01,165 The thing is, they're right, Bill. 210 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,471 They're princesses. 211 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,299 Yeah. 212 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:05,909 We pulled them out of their lives to be here with us. 213 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,825 And they didn't come all this way for this. 214 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,306 That's why we gotta keep working, dude. 215 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,047 But isn't that the problem? 216 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,178 Yeah. 217 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,180 But it's also the solution. 218 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,356 Yeah. I guess. 219 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,099 Dude, this is transcendent. 220 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,535 Is this Fillmore '66? 221 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,059 No, Monterey Pop, '67. 222 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,974 That second sound check where they did that riff 223 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,410 on Amazing Grace. 224 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,064 BOTH: How's it goin', Dads? 225 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,456 BOTH: How's it goin', girls? 226 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,849 BILLIE: How was therapy? 227 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,459 -It went okay. Yeah. 228 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,897 Hey, Dad, by the way, Gramps was wrong. 229 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,203 The wedding song was most luminous. 230 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,118 Oh, thank you, B. 231 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:42,424 Glad you dug it, Billie. 232 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,991 THEA: No, seriously, Uncle Ted, 233 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,819 when did you get so excellent on theremin? 234 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:48,125 Your playing rivaled, and I'm not kidding, 235 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,518 Clara Rockmore. 236 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,128 Aw, thanks, T. 237 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,653 Clara Rockmore was definitely an inspiration. 238 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:54,958 Yeah. 239 00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:56,046 -And, Uncle Bill! -BILL: Yeah. 240 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,439 The throat singing, I mean, 241 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,963 it was a whole new level of eloquence. 242 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,183 Some serious buga khoomei. 243 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:03,880 Whoa. 244 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,666 Your musical acumen is most impressive, girls. 245 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:10,931 Hey, Dad, good luck on the song. 246 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,410 You got this. 247 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,468 What is it, Ted? 248 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,340 Liz is right. 249 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:33,388 We have been banging our heads against a wall for 25 years. 250 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,825 And I'm tired, dude. 251 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,479 Ted. 252 00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,742 We have a destiny to fulfill. 253 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,091 TED: Yeah. 254 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:43,920 And think about our fans, dude. 255 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:47,968 Bob and Wendy will totally understand. 256 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:51,667 Eileen we haven't heard from for several years. 257 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,757 Bill? 258 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,324 What? 259 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:01,895 I went into Cyrus Adler Music yesterday. 260 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:05,594 He said he'd give me $6,400 for the Les Paul. 261 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,730 Are you saying... 262 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,821 Yeah. 263 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,737 I think I am. 264 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,654 Yeah. 265 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,571 BOTH: Yeah. 266 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,360 BOTH: Whoa! 267 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,363 Dude! Dude! 268 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,669 It's the future! 269 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,934 Greetings, my excellent friends. 270 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,892 Do we know you? 271 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,329 I'm Kelly. 272 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,897 Wait, you're Rufus' daughter! 273 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,420 I am. 274 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,379 And I've been wanting to meet you my whole life. 275 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,424 It must be very disappointing. 276 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,296 Not at all. 277 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,254 We have a problem, gentlemen. 278 00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,909 Potentially, a very serious problem. 279 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,432 About the music? 280 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:04,435 About the music. They just wanna talk to you. 281 00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,568 Mmm-hmm. 282 00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:09,310 Dude, I got a very bad feeling about this. 283 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,007 It'll be fine, Ted. 284 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,793 They totally love us in the future, dude. 285 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,627 BOTH: Whoa! 286 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,326 Dude, our dads are totally in trouble. 287 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,806 I feel so bad for 'em. 288 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,024 They've been doing this on their own 289 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,330 for the longest time. 290 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:30,679 Yeah, I wish there was some way 291 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:31,680 we could help 'em out, you know? 292 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,901 Yeah. But how? 293 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,734 BOTH: Whoa! 294 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,588 -Dude. -Yeah? 295 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:11,807 The future. 296 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,287 Yeah. 297 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:27,997 BOTH: Rufus. 298 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:32,480 Greetings, my excellent friends. 299 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,308 What you're looking at is the original phone booth... 300 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,223 Gentlemen? 301 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,225 ...that I used on my first visit to the Great Ones 302 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,575 way back in 1989. 303 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,185 The prophecy tells us... 304 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,067 THE GREAT LEADER: Bill and Ted. 305 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,201 Step forward. 306 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,906 How's it goin'... 307 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,342 Great Ones? 308 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:09,865 It's, uh... 309 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:12,259 It's good to be back. 310 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,914 What have you got to say for yourselves? 311 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,441 Be... 312 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,617 excellent to each other. 313 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,314 And party on, dudes. 314 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,925 Yeah. 315 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,928 Twenty-five years ago, 316 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,626 Wyld Stallyns played a concert 317 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,367 at the Grand Canyon. 318 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,456 That's true. 319 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,545 One month ago, 320 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,286 you played the Elks Lodge 321 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,592 in Barstow, California, for 40 people, 322 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,987 most of whom were there only because it was $2 taco night, 323 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,641 whatever the hell that means. 324 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,774 -Well, yeah. We did! -Yeah. We did! 325 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:55,955 You were supposed to unite the world in song. 326 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,223 According to her father, 327 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,617 a song created by Preston/Logan... 328 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,358 That's us, dude. 329 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:12,188 ...at a concert performed by everyone in the band 330 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,451 at 7:17 p.m. 331 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,671 at MP 46, 332 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,978 that's tonight, 333 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,545 will save reality as we know it, 334 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:25,854 uniting humanity across all time. 335 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,769 Wait... 336 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,684 I'm sorry. 337 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,251 What? 338 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,470 Did you say, 339 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:36,778 "Reality as we know it"? 340 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,780 ALL: Yes! 341 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,788 BOTH: Oh. 342 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,099 BOTH: Whoa. 343 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:57,059 THE GREAT LEADER: We need to hear the song 344 00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:01,237 in 77 minutes and 25 seconds. 345 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:04,327 You have everything you require. 346 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,634 Get to work. 347 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,638 Dude, they totally hate us. 348 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:13,554 And I've never even heard of MP 46. 349 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,164 Yeah. 350 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,600 Kelly! 351 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,213 How does a song save reality? 352 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,824 That I can't tell you, but it has to. 353 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:25,044 Somehow. 354 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,481 The Great Turntable is tipping. 355 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,484 That there is the center of space and time. 356 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:34,488 San Dimas 700 years ago, 7:17 p.m. 357 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,620 My father believed that the song 358 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,579 could be the nexus point that brings 359 00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,276 humanity into rhythm and harmony. 360 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,148 How? 361 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,063 KELLY: We only discovered this recently, but without it, 362 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,803 reality will collapse, 363 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,632 and time and space will cease to exist. 364 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,767 So until 7:17 p.m... 365 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,421 Anything is possible. 366 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,553 And after 7:17 p.m.? 367 00:17:56,727 --> 00:18:01,210 Without the song, there is no after 7:17 p.m. 368 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:10,611 This was my dad's. He'd want you to have it. 369 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,962 It'll help keep track of the time in San Dimas. 370 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,013 TED: "Sometimes things don't make sense..." 371 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:25,843 "...until the end of the story." 372 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,150 That's what my dad always said. 373 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:31,153 I'll leave you to it? 374 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,210 Okay. 375 00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:45,907 Now alls we gotta do 376 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,996 is write the greatest song ever written. 377 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:51,695 That brings the entire world into rhythm and harmony. 378 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,872 And saves reality as we know it. 379 00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,657 All through... 380 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,920 time. 381 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:02,967 Dude. 382 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,882 We've spent our whole life 383 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,233 trying to write the song that will unite the world. 384 00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:10,323 What makes us think we can write it in, like, 75 minutes? 385 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,151 Ted, we had to have written that song. 386 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,370 The people in the future told us we did. 387 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,546 Yeah. I guess. 388 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,723 Which means we have it in us, dude. 389 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,943 Maybe we just haven't written it yet. 390 00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,597 Maybe we're still gonna. 391 00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:25,294 Well, if we haven't written it yet, 392 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,601 but we know we're gonna at some point, 393 00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:29,864 why can't we just go to the future 394 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,040 when we have written it? 395 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,085 And take it from ourselves! 396 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,000 Yeah! 397 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,959 Ted! You have had many 398 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,135 counterintuitive ideas over the years, 399 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,658 but this is by far 400 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,183 the counterintuitivest of them all, dude! 401 00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:48,709 Except, won't that be stealing? 402 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,539 How is that stealing 403 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:55,629 if we're stealing it from ourselves, dude? 404 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,632 -Yeah. -Yeah. 405 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,027 BILL: I hope it still works. 406 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,594 TED: Yeah. 407 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,686 How far into our future do you think we gotta go? 408 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,211 It depends on when we think we wrote that song. 409 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:15,126 Let's be conservative. Say, two years? 410 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,476 Sounds good, Ted. 411 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,955 Then, once we get the song, 412 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,044 we'll go back home to right before we left. 413 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,396 And then what? 414 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,921 Unite the world and save reality, dude. 415 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,449 -Bill, my friend. -Yes, Ted, my friend? 416 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,495 I have a feeling things are about to change 417 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:36,974 in a most outstanding way. 418 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,107 I could not agree more. 419 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:02,696 You okay, dude? 420 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,132 Yeah. You? 421 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,873 Yeah. 422 00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,614 Let's go say hello to ourselves and get that song. 423 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,964 It's a rusty bucket, dude. 424 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,445 50-YEAR-OLD BILL AND TED: To those who rock 425 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:13,837 Over here, dude. 426 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:14,969 They say we're talking the talk 427 00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,710 But we're walking the walk 428 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:19,495 BILL: Wait. We're playing Those Who Rock? 429 00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:20,714 Here? 430 00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:21,932 ...rock, yeah! 431 00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:25,022 We are those who rock 432 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,110 Everybody! 433 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,504 We are those who rock 434 00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:29,592 Clap your hands now! 435 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:32,769 We are those who rock 436 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,293 Yeah, rock! 437 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,338 Oh, dude, that's us! 438 00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:41,865 Don't look and they won't see us, dude! 439 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,433 Bill, wait! 440 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:47,218 50-YEAR-OLD BILL: Go, go, go! 441 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,917 -Almost at the van! -Hey, us's, stop! 442 00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,226 Oh, hello! 443 00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:56,924 We totally forgot you were coming. 444 00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:58,969 -Yeah. -How great to see you. 445 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:03,060 What are you talking about? You totally ran away from us. 446 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,628 Look, guys, we know exactly what you're thinking. 447 00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,327 Why would we be playing Open Mic Night at 6:15 p.m. 448 00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:11,852 when, in fact, we have become such huge rock stars again. 449 00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:13,201 Yeah. 450 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,245 50-YEAR-OLD TED: Here's the answer. 451 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,812 -Yeah. -Us being here 452 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:17,858 is humorously ironic. 453 00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,686 Do you believe us? 454 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,514 No. 455 00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:22,863 Not at all. 456 00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:25,474 Well, I feel sorry for you, then. 457 00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:27,694 Dude, I think we came too early. 458 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:30,827 These other us's don't have the song. 459 00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:32,351 Why don't you go write it yourselves 460 00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:35,702 instead of trying to steal it from us? 461 00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,574 You're the one who couldn't write it, Ted. 462 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:44,841 Well, you're the one who lost his wife, Ted. 463 00:22:45,755 --> 00:22:46,713 BOTH: What? 464 00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:48,236 What are you talking about? 465 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:51,413 Here's what happened, Bill. 466 00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:53,372 After you failed couples therapy, 467 00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:56,287 Liz and Jo were visited by other thems from the future 468 00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:57,811 who gave them a phone booth 469 00:22:57,985 --> 00:22:59,726 and sent them all through time and space 470 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,467 looking for just one life 471 00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:03,033 where they could be happy with you! 472 00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:04,513 50-YEAR-OLD TED: And guess what? 473 00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:06,559 BOTH: They didn't find one! 474 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,604 And now we've been alone for two years 475 00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:11,346 'cause you sent our wives away. 476 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,956 BOTH: No way. 477 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,654 BOTH: Yes way! 478 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,699 Our wives have been gone for two years 479 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,745 and you didn't do anything about it? 480 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,355 Oh, you did, all right. 481 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,618 You went back and you made it worse! 482 00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:24,315 50-YEAR-OLD TED: And guess what else? 483 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,361 Your daughters won't even talk to you. 484 00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:27,667 What? 485 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,843 -You're a dick, Ted. 486 00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:32,541 -You want a piece of me, Ted? -Ted, he's not worth it! 487 00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:35,022 Hey! He's not worth it, dude. We gotta go. 488 00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:38,504 Yeah! And save our marriages. 489 00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,462 Losers! Has-beens! 490 00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:42,159 -TED: Whatever! -Stop fighting with yourself! 491 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,857 Flashes in the pans! 492 00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:45,206 50-YEAR-OLD BILL: Stop fighting with yourself! 493 00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,516 That did not go well. 494 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:53,997 Yeah. And your you is a very contentious dickweed. 495 00:23:54,171 --> 00:23:56,565 Bill, we gotta go back and talk with Liz and Jo. 496 00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:58,175 On it, dude. 497 00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:09,186 Please, Mother, Dad said Preston/Logan 498 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,406 and everyone in the band will unite... 499 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:14,061 I remember what he said. Every word. 500 00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:15,628 Well, then, give them a chance. 501 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,064 I gave them a chance 502 00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:18,805 and everything they could possibly need, 503 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:20,633 but they bolted. 504 00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:23,331 Kelly, 505 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,246 you know your father and I agreed on everything, 506 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:27,248 but there are other interpretations 507 00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:29,163 of the information he was acting on. 508 00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:30,904 I'm aware of that. 509 00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:33,472 Many on the council believe that it is, in fact, 510 00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:35,299 the death of Bill and Ted 511 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,954 that will bring the new epoch. 512 00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:40,914 Well, I disagree with that completely! 513 00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:42,655 That's atrocious! 514 00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:45,527 Well, maybe someday when you're the Great Leader, 515 00:24:45,701 --> 00:24:46,963 you can make the decisions 516 00:24:47,137 --> 00:24:49,270 that will affect all time and space. 517 00:24:49,444 --> 00:24:51,968 You could just say "Leader." 518 00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:53,666 -So pretentious. -Is it ready? 519 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,669 LEAD SCIENTIST: Yes, Great Leader. It should be. 520 00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:57,713 THE GREAT LEADER: "Should be"? 521 00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,019 LEAD SCIENTIST: Is. 522 00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:00,934 Madam. 523 00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:03,110 Do you know who I am? 524 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:07,157 Yes, Great Leader. 525 00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:14,730 You know what to do. 526 00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:17,907 You must not fail. 527 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,648 Must... 528 00:25:19,822 --> 00:25:20,997 not... 529 00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:22,651 fail. 530 00:25:29,919 --> 00:25:32,531 I cannot believe you're gonna kill Bill and Ted! 531 00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:34,271 Dad would be so mad at you. 532 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:37,057 We're out of options, Kel. 533 00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:39,625 The unravelling has already begun. 534 00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:57,991 Future dude! You're back? 535 00:25:58,165 --> 00:26:00,820 I'm looking for your fathers. Have they been here? 536 00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:03,126 THEA: No. 537 00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:11,482 BILLIE: Where are our dads? 538 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:12,745 They're in a tribulation, aren't they? 539 00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:14,355 They are. 540 00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:15,486 Listen, you didn't see a scary-looking robot 541 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:16,618 from the future, did you? 542 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:18,011 Oh, what? No. 543 00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:20,361 My mom, who overreacts about everything 544 00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:22,581 -just sent one. -To get our dads? 545 00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:24,670 Don't worry. I won't let that happen. 546 00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:27,281 Well, we're trying to help 'em, too. 547 00:26:28,151 --> 00:26:29,413 Hey. 548 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,025 Hey, this can go, like... 549 00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:36,464 like, anywhere, right? Like, all throughout time? 550 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,422 That's correct, but I need to stay. 551 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,424 My guess is that my mom's emissary 552 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:41,643 will be looking for them here. 553 00:26:41,817 --> 00:26:43,427 BILLIE: Well, 554 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,820 Thea and I were gonna help our dads with their music 555 00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:46,300 by putting together samples for 'em. 556 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:47,736 Yeah, but now it appears 557 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,520 we could put together an actual band. 558 00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:50,521 BILLIE: I mean, it's just them, and they're all alone! 559 00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:52,393 THEA: Hey, so, do you mind 560 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:53,916 while you stay here and wait for the scary-looking robot, 561 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,483 you could show us how to use the booth? 562 00:26:59,443 --> 00:27:00,880 Dude, we gotta remember. 563 00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:02,403 Make it better, not worse! 564 00:27:02,577 --> 00:27:04,884 TED: Yeah. I hope they're still there. 565 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:07,887 It's just that the job that they've been given, it is... 566 00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:09,628 -Impossible. -...impossible. 567 00:27:09,802 --> 00:27:11,325 -Joanna! 568 00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:12,543 -Elizabeth! -ELIZABETH: Hi! 569 00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:13,762 BOTH: We need to talk to you. 570 00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:15,329 Oh, and we're back. 571 00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:17,070 This is super important, Dr. Wood. 572 00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:19,463 We just saw ourselves two years in the future. 573 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,813 Wait, you're time-travelling again? 574 00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:22,597 Only to save reality as we know it. 575 00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:24,294 Okay. Maybe... 576 00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:25,818 BILL: But we just found out something way worse. 577 00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:27,297 -You're leaving us. -JOANNA: What? 578 00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:29,648 -What? No, we're not. -No, are we? 579 00:27:29,822 --> 00:27:31,171 Yes. You are. 580 00:27:31,345 --> 00:27:33,782 Yeah. And you have real good reason to, Jo. 581 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:35,392 TED: 'Cause we seriously appear 582 00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:36,959 to be living in our van. 583 00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:39,396 Oh, dude, we are totally living in that van. 584 00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:40,963 And I'm drinking way too much. 585 00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:42,269 Darling, you don't even drink. 586 00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:43,618 -TED: Not yet. 587 00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:45,141 But I'm going to. A lot. 588 00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:46,926 -ELIZABETH: What? -Yeah. And the lying. 589 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,102 You cannot believe what liars we are. 590 00:27:49,276 --> 00:27:52,105 Yeah, desperate, pathetic, lying losers. 591 00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:53,628 Oh, no! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 592 00:27:53,802 --> 00:27:55,412 Okay, let's stop for a moment 593 00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:57,588 and take notice of the dynamic. 594 00:27:57,763 --> 00:28:00,287 Uh, threatened by the thought of losing your... 595 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:01,418 Princesses. 596 00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:02,855 Sure. That's a word. 597 00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:04,508 No, we actually are princesses. 598 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,815 We were born in 1410. 1408. 599 00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:09,862 Okay. What about us leaving you? 600 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:11,037 BILL: Oh, man. 601 00:28:11,211 --> 00:28:13,213 That's totally why we're here. 602 00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:14,518 Yeah. To prove that we're not 603 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,998 the losers we just saw we were. 604 00:28:16,172 --> 00:28:18,392 Even though those loser us's tried to tell us 605 00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:20,046 not to come and talk to you. 606 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:22,091 Yeah. Like we were somehow gonna make it worse. 607 00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:26,661 But we're not making it worse, right? 608 00:28:27,488 --> 00:28:28,750 Elizabeth? 609 00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:30,230 -Joanna? -JOANNA: Hmm? 610 00:28:30,404 --> 00:28:31,753 TED: Dr. Wood? 611 00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:33,276 Huh? 612 00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:34,930 Dude, we totally made it worse. 613 00:28:35,104 --> 00:28:37,585 -We'll be back. -TED: And make it better. 614 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,849 When you say 1408, you mean the year... 615 00:28:41,023 --> 00:28:42,808 -Oh, one last thing. -Yeah. 616 00:28:42,982 --> 00:28:44,940 Older yous from the future are just about to show up 617 00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:46,333 to take you on a trip 618 00:28:46,507 --> 00:28:47,856 in search of a happy life with us. 619 00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:50,467 Don't go. 'Cause you're not gonna find one. 620 00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:51,512 Yeah, but you're gonna go. 621 00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:52,687 -So, don't go. -So, go? 622 00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:55,081 No. I guess, go. 623 00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:56,691 BOTH: We love you guys. 624 00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:58,388 We're gonna fix it. 625 00:29:03,437 --> 00:29:04,786 That went terrible, dude. 626 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,570 Two years forward was clearly not enough. 627 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,181 Let's try five this time. 628 00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:10,096 Dude, I miss Liz already. 629 00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:11,619 Hang in there, Ted. 630 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,490 Things are about to get a whole lot better. 631 00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:15,014 What time is it, dude? 632 00:29:15,188 --> 00:29:17,407 TED: Fifty-eight minutes. 633 00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:18,844 Okay, let's go. 634 00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:35,034 Actually, we have to go, too. 635 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:38,428 Right. Those older us's they referred to are outside. 636 00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:39,865 I'm a little bit nervous 637 00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:40,996 to time-travel again, to be honest. 638 00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:42,041 As am I. We haven't time-traveled 639 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:43,564 in more than two decades. 640 00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:45,087 -JOANNA: No, I know. -You know what, ladies? 641 00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:46,088 I'd like to recommend we see each other 642 00:29:46,262 --> 00:29:48,438 a minimum of two to three, 643 00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,136 five days a week. 644 00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:52,138 -All right, then. -Lovely, lovely. Thank you. 645 00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:03,105 DR. WOOD: No. No. 646 00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:04,541 No! 647 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,601 It worked. 648 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:22,646 Most indubitably. 649 00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:26,041 BILLIE: You sure this is it? 650 00:30:57,246 --> 00:30:59,205 Uh, excuse me, Mr. Jimi Hendrix? 651 00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:02,730 Can I just say it is an honor to be in your presence, dude? 652 00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:06,516 I mean, Electric Ladyland, what can we even say? 653 00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:07,648 Who are you two? 654 00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:09,563 Oh. Um... 655 00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:12,131 Willamina "Billie" S. Logan, and Thea "Theodora" Preston. 656 00:31:12,305 --> 00:31:15,612 Yeah. We're here for our dads to help them unite the world. 657 00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:18,180 Like, no exaggeration, literally unite the world. 658 00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:20,052 By putting together a killer band for 'em, 659 00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:21,749 and we had to start with you, dude. 660 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:23,620 So, question... 661 00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:27,233 how would you like to be a key part of this epochal song? 662 00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:30,149 No. 663 00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:38,200 Dude, we have to have Jimi Hendrix. 664 00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:39,854 Yeah. 665 00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:41,987 But how are we gonna get him to be in a band 666 00:31:42,161 --> 00:31:43,423 with people he hasn't even heard of? 667 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:45,381 Well, okay. 668 00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:48,297 Who's somebody he has heard of? 669 00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,849 LOUIS ARMSTRONG: Oh, when the saints 670 00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:20,677 Go marching in 671 00:32:20,851 --> 00:32:24,768 Oh, when the saints go marching in 672 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:28,685 Well, I want to be in that number 673 00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:32,037 Oh, when the saints go marching in 674 00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:34,953 All right, all right, all right. All right. 675 00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:38,782 Can I help you, young ladies? 676 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,480 Uh, we're so sorry. 677 00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:44,745 Please excuse us, Mr. Armstrong, sir. 678 00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:46,877 Uh... 679 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:50,359 Might we have a word with you? 680 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:55,364 THEA: So, that is Amazing Grace 681 00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:57,845 played by a Mr. Jimi Hendrix. 682 00:32:58,019 --> 00:32:59,847 Who's in the band. 683 00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:01,501 And specifically requested your presence, so... 684 00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:03,372 THEA: And here's why. 685 00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:04,939 Your improvisations, obviously influenced 686 00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:06,419 by Bunk Johnson and King Oliver... 687 00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:08,203 Yeah, but ultimately sui generis. 688 00:33:08,377 --> 00:33:10,292 ...totally inspired him, sir. 689 00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:11,902 You gotta come see this, fellas. 690 00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:13,339 MAN: What you got there, Lou? 691 00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:14,775 BILLIE: You liberated all music, dude. 692 00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,907 MAN: Hey, what's that doohickey? 693 00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:26,700 BILL: Damn it! 694 00:33:30,225 --> 00:33:31,618 We did it! 695 00:33:31,792 --> 00:33:33,794 Dude, look at where we live! 696 00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:35,578 One song did all this? 697 00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:37,450 Ted, what if it wasn't just one song? 698 00:33:37,624 --> 00:33:40,105 What if after we wrote it and saved the universe, 699 00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:42,933 a dam broke and the songs just kept comin' and comin'? 700 00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:44,065 Oh, yeah. 701 00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:53,422 53-YEAR-OLD BILL: Hello! 702 00:33:53,596 --> 00:33:56,164 Younger us's, hello! 703 00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:57,513 -Hello! -Hello! 704 00:33:57,687 --> 00:34:00,081 This time, we were expecting you. 705 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:03,041 Yes, and unlike those sad Open Mic blokes 706 00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:04,303 from three years ago... 707 00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:06,131 We are now finally able 708 00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:08,524 to muster some compassion for them. 709 00:34:08,698 --> 00:34:10,874 ...we actually do have... 710 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,572 BOTH: ...the goods. 711 00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:17,533 To your futures. 712 00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:20,058 -We did it, dude. -Yeah! 713 00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:22,060 ALL: Cheers! 714 00:34:26,325 --> 00:34:29,850 So, uh, why do you both have English accents? 715 00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:33,462 Ah. Funny story. Please. 716 00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:38,293 Once Bill and I were knighted, 717 00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:41,296 things got so good with Liz and Jo 718 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:43,342 that we decided, as families, 719 00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:47,607 to start summering in medieval England. 720 00:34:47,781 --> 00:34:51,001 And I suppose it just bloody well rubbed off! 721 00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:55,658 And I can't say how chuffed we are about it. 722 00:34:55,832 --> 00:34:59,097 BOTH: That is such a relief! 723 00:35:02,317 --> 00:35:03,710 I must say, 724 00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:06,321 as much as I disliked those previous us's, 725 00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:07,714 I like these us's. 726 00:35:07,888 --> 00:35:09,107 Yeah. I didn't have a big problem 727 00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:10,586 with that other me, 728 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,023 but I do like this other me even more. 729 00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:14,503 Yeah. 730 00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:17,637 Enough talking, mates. 731 00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:19,073 Are you ready... 732 00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:20,944 ...for everything... 733 00:35:23,730 --> 00:35:25,427 BOTH: ...to change? 734 00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:33,392 Whoa. 735 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:49,408 That is truly... 736 00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:52,976 the most amazing song... 737 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,631 I have ever heard. 738 00:35:56,545 --> 00:35:58,330 TED: It's great. 739 00:35:58,504 --> 00:36:00,810 Honestly, I wouldn't have thought we had it in us. 740 00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:02,899 Ah. 741 00:36:03,509 --> 00:36:05,075 But you do! 742 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,165 And now it's time... 743 00:36:08,949 --> 00:36:11,343 to get it out to the world. 744 00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:14,084 Yeah! 745 00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:21,048 I'll never forget you, Sir Bill. 746 00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:24,356 Right back at you, Billie boyo. 747 00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:28,882 So long, I guess. 748 00:36:29,056 --> 00:36:30,188 And thanks! 749 00:36:30,362 --> 00:36:31,450 Yeah. 750 00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:33,016 So long. 751 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,018 53-YEAR-OLD BILL: Tallyho! 752 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,980 Marvelous! 753 00:36:40,154 --> 00:36:42,112 BILL: Ted, why were you acting so weird with yourself, dude? 754 00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,506 I don't know. I always seem to act weird with myself. 755 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,987 Yeah, you do! You gotta get over that, dude. 756 00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:48,989 We got the song! 757 00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:52,732 BOTH: Dave Grohl! 758 00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:55,604 Who are you guys? 759 00:36:55,778 --> 00:36:57,127 What're you doin' in my house? 760 00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:58,738 BOTH: Oh, no. 761 00:36:58,912 --> 00:37:00,914 No, no, no. 762 00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:13,143 Now we'll wait for those other us's 763 00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:15,189 to go back and change everything. 764 00:37:15,363 --> 00:37:18,061 To our lives getting a whole lot better. 765 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,628 Yeah. 766 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:25,286 Ted, seriously, slow down on the vodka, dude. 767 00:37:27,549 --> 00:37:29,159 You guys totally lied to us! 768 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:31,858 Why haven't you taken the song back to San Dimas? 769 00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,077 Maybe 'cause it's not our song! 770 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,818 Poppycock! 771 00:37:35,992 --> 00:37:37,429 It's Dave Grohl's! 772 00:37:37,603 --> 00:37:40,432 And he's outside right now calling the cops. 773 00:37:42,085 --> 00:37:43,217 Ted, I told you 774 00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:44,566 Dave Grohl came back this week. 775 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,438 Totally thought he came back next week. 776 00:37:46,612 --> 00:37:48,701 What were you guys even thinking? 777 00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:50,877 Just 'cause you two couldn't come up with a great song... 778 00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:52,574 And Dave Grohl did! 779 00:37:52,748 --> 00:37:54,489 ...doesn't mean we should be punished for that. 780 00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:57,100 We're not gonna do it. 781 00:37:58,624 --> 00:38:00,060 You have to! 782 00:38:00,234 --> 00:38:02,149 It's your only chance to get our wives back. 783 00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:03,977 You were lying about that? 784 00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:05,892 Of course we were lying. 785 00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:07,720 Oh, man. 786 00:38:07,894 --> 00:38:09,504 Yeah, they don't want anything to do with you! 787 00:38:09,678 --> 00:38:11,114 'Cause they traveled all through time 788 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,116 and finally realized you are losers. 789 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:16,032 Yeah, 'cause you make bad choices! 790 00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:17,512 Like this! 791 00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:20,210 Now, take the song! 792 00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:21,908 Guys, seriously, 793 00:38:22,082 --> 00:38:24,084 you don't have to pull guns on us. 794 00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:26,782 Yeah? Watch what happens when we don't. 795 00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:30,220 See? 796 00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:32,962 I have to admit, Bill. You were right. 797 00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:34,224 Ted! 798 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,444 -You have to do it. -Yeah! 799 00:38:36,618 --> 00:38:37,837 -Our life is hell! -Yeah! 800 00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:38,881 And if you don't go back and change it... 801 00:38:39,055 --> 00:38:40,100 Change it! 802 00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:56,421 This ends now. The lies, the delusions. 803 00:38:56,595 --> 00:38:58,597 I'm done with him. I'm done with both of them. 804 00:38:58,771 --> 00:39:00,120 You're not gonna kill Ted, Dad. 805 00:39:00,294 --> 00:39:02,514 He broke into Dave Grohl's house! 806 00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:03,906 Dad, slow down. 807 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,560 We don't have the whole story yet. 808 00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:10,826 BOTH: Can't get away from us, Bill and Ted. 809 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,350 Ted, they're right. They're us. 810 00:39:12,524 --> 00:39:14,482 They remember everything we're gonna do! 811 00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:16,092 That means we gotta do something 812 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:18,356 we can't possibly remember. 813 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,967 Shoot 'em. 814 00:39:23,578 --> 00:39:26,320 Oh, no. They're gonna do the thing. 815 00:39:26,494 --> 00:39:27,800 I was hoping 816 00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:29,889 they wouldn't remember that this time. 817 00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:34,284 No one leaves the building. 818 00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:49,387 BILL: Dude, what do we do? 819 00:39:49,561 --> 00:39:51,389 TED: No idea, that's the point! 820 00:39:51,563 --> 00:39:52,520 BILL: I'm confused! 821 00:39:52,694 --> 00:39:54,043 TED: Me, too! 822 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,008 Ted, that totally worked! 823 00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:04,532 Yeah. Maybe we should always not know what we're doing. 824 00:40:04,706 --> 00:40:06,012 Time? 825 00:40:06,926 --> 00:40:08,493 TED: Forty-seven minutes. 826 00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:10,364 All right, we gotta keep going further into the future. 827 00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:12,584 At some point, we must've written that song. 828 00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:14,629 -Try in five years. -Okay. 829 00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:20,592 Dude. 830 00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:21,897 What's that? 831 00:40:22,071 --> 00:40:23,595 BILL: I don't know. 832 00:40:23,769 --> 00:40:26,815 But it's most alarming. 833 00:40:26,989 --> 00:40:28,469 -Bill? -I'm tryin', dude. 834 00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:30,515 -Bill? -Almost there, dude. 835 00:40:30,689 --> 00:40:32,125 Bill! 836 00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:34,170 I got it! 837 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:58,499 Come on! You again? I said no. 838 00:40:58,673 --> 00:41:00,893 To us. But I bet you can't say no to this man. 839 00:41:01,067 --> 00:41:03,635 Mr. Jimi Hendrix, meet Mr. Louis Armstrong. 840 00:41:03,809 --> 00:41:07,595 That lick you played was the cat's meow, man. 841 00:41:07,769 --> 00:41:09,597 It's blues, but also... 842 00:41:09,771 --> 00:41:11,904 What's the word you used, young ladies? 843 00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:14,384 -BOTH: Psychedelic. -Psychedelic. 844 00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:16,517 Exactly. 845 00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:18,650 Very funny, whoever you are. 846 00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:21,914 Louis Armstrong's, like, 65 years old. 847 00:41:22,088 --> 00:41:23,263 Dude, dude, I told you 848 00:41:23,437 --> 00:41:24,612 we should've gotten older Louis. 849 00:41:24,786 --> 00:41:27,049 It was your idea, too! 850 00:41:27,223 --> 00:41:32,011 Well, the young ladies picked me up in 1922, Jim. 851 00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:34,230 Which supports both that we're putting together 852 00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:36,015 a most extraordinary band... 853 00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:37,930 Yeah. And that we are doing so 854 00:41:38,104 --> 00:41:39,714 by traveling all throughout time. 855 00:41:39,888 --> 00:41:42,021 Come on, give me a break. 856 00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:56,644 He dug that jive, hey? 857 00:41:56,818 --> 00:41:58,298 LOUIS ARMSTRONG: Potato Head Blues? 858 00:41:58,472 --> 00:41:59,734 What kind of title is that? 859 00:41:59,908 --> 00:42:02,258 BILLIE: A definitive one, Mr. Armstrong. 860 00:42:02,432 --> 00:42:03,956 LOUIS ARMSTRONG: So, what you're all saying 861 00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:08,047 is that you love a song that I wrote in my future? 862 00:42:08,221 --> 00:42:09,439 Which is in your past. 863 00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:12,355 But we're all here in this present. 864 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:16,229 Which is actually the past? 865 00:42:16,403 --> 00:42:17,796 Exactly, gentlemen. 866 00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:20,886 Fascinating. 867 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:33,855 HerrMozart. Now we're talkin'. 868 00:44:03,771 --> 00:44:06,339 Yeah! Hey, Wolfie. 869 00:44:07,688 --> 00:44:09,081 Jimi. 870 00:44:15,261 --> 00:44:17,872 Dude, the future totally sent a killer robot after us. 871 00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:20,658 That's why we gotta find the song, dude. 872 00:44:27,534 --> 00:44:28,796 58-YEAR-OLD BILL AND TED: Hopeless, 873 00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:30,363 helpless dying breath. 874 00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:33,671 PRISONERS: Hopeless, helpless dying breath. 875 00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:36,456 This can't possibly be the song, dude. 876 00:44:36,630 --> 00:44:38,066 -58-YEAR-OLD TED: Pain! -PRISONERS: Pain! 877 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,459 -58-YEAR-OLD BILL: Death! -PRISONERS: Death! 878 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:42,157 58-YEAR-OLD BILL: Welcome to... 879 00:44:42,331 --> 00:44:43,811 ALL: ...the end! 880 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,076 BOTH: No way! 881 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:50,818 -Enough! Stop! -Enough! Stop! 882 00:44:52,994 --> 00:44:54,256 Come forward. 883 00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:57,172 BOTH: How's it goin', Bill and Ted? 884 00:44:57,346 --> 00:44:58,521 How'd you like our song? 885 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,263 -Is that a song? -Yes! 886 00:45:01,437 --> 00:45:02,917 It's a little on the dark side, 887 00:45:03,091 --> 00:45:05,790 but, you know, that's cool. 888 00:45:05,964 --> 00:45:07,182 Why are you guys in prison? 889 00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:09,445 Oh, maybe because you guys left us 890 00:45:09,619 --> 00:45:11,665 to take the fall five years ago. 891 00:45:11,839 --> 00:45:13,885 Ah. That's funny, 'cause for us 892 00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:15,538 it's only, like, five minutes ago. 893 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:18,237 -58-YEAR-OLD TED: Huh? -So, we'll be leaving now. 894 00:45:18,411 --> 00:45:20,413 You're not goin' anywhere, pretty boy. 895 00:45:20,587 --> 00:45:21,719 58-YEAR-OLD BILL: We've been waiting for years 896 00:45:21,893 --> 00:45:23,198 to make things right. 897 00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:25,070 But everything's gonna be different. 898 00:45:25,244 --> 00:45:29,074 'Cause unlike those last us's, we actually have a song. 899 00:45:29,248 --> 00:45:30,162 Is it a song? 900 00:45:30,336 --> 00:45:31,946 BOTH: Yes! 901 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,602 Bill, Ted, seriously, we can't take that song back. 902 00:45:35,776 --> 00:45:38,431 Oh, you're not taking it back, Curly. 903 00:45:38,605 --> 00:45:39,954 We're taking it back! 904 00:45:40,128 --> 00:45:41,651 You're gonna stay here and rot 905 00:45:41,826 --> 00:45:44,263 and we're gonna go get lives and our wives back! 906 00:45:44,437 --> 00:45:45,394 And unite the world! 907 00:45:45,568 --> 00:45:46,700 And save reality! 908 00:45:46,874 --> 00:45:48,746 -BOTH: You are? -BOTH: Yes! 909 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,709 Freeze, Preston/Logan. 910 00:45:55,883 --> 00:45:57,711 You know what happens if he kills them, dude. 911 00:45:57,885 --> 00:45:59,800 He kills us, dude. 912 00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:03,238 Hold on! 913 00:46:03,412 --> 00:46:05,284 You want some Bill and Ted, punk? 914 00:46:07,286 --> 00:46:08,417 Get him! 915 00:46:13,683 --> 00:46:14,989 That was not a song. 916 00:46:15,163 --> 00:46:16,382 BOTH: Hmm? 917 00:46:16,556 --> 00:46:19,428 You're being a rotten idiot! 918 00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:20,865 TED: That was horrible, dude. 919 00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:22,388 Those are the worst us's yet, dude! 920 00:46:22,562 --> 00:46:23,432 Yeah. They did save us, though. 921 00:46:23,606 --> 00:46:24,520 Yeah. 922 00:46:24,694 --> 00:46:26,087 BOTH: Oh, no! 923 00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:27,959 -Jo! -Liz! 924 00:46:28,133 --> 00:46:29,482 -ELIZABETH: Oh, hi! -BOTH: How's it goin'? 925 00:46:29,656 --> 00:46:32,485 -Good. -Oh, my God, is that you? 926 00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:35,357 -BILL: No, no, no! -TED: We love you guys. 927 00:46:35,531 --> 00:46:36,837 -BILL: You've gotta go. -TED: You should probably go. 928 00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:38,360 -JOANNA: All right. -ELIZABETH: Okay. 929 00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:39,622 -We're gonna fix it! -ELIZABETH: I got it. 930 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:40,493 Oh, good Lord. Oh, good heavens. 931 00:46:45,411 --> 00:46:46,455 Dude, what now? 932 00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:47,935 The watch says sometimes things 933 00:46:48,109 --> 00:46:49,589 don't make sense till the end of the story. 934 00:46:49,763 --> 00:46:51,504 TED: So? 935 00:46:51,678 --> 00:46:53,811 Maybe we gotta go all the way to the end to find out, Ted. 936 00:46:53,985 --> 00:46:57,423 -Most... non-triumphant. 937 00:46:57,597 --> 00:46:59,033 Pull yourself together. 938 00:46:59,207 --> 00:47:01,122 -You're a robot! 939 00:47:01,296 --> 00:47:03,385 THE GREAT LEADER: Get to where they're going next and wait. 940 00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:06,824 We are running out of time. 941 00:47:16,442 --> 00:47:18,792 BILLIE: The myth of Ling Lun turns out to be true, T. 942 00:47:18,966 --> 00:47:22,187 THEA: I know. And she's a she. 943 00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:45,253 LING LUN: Oh. 944 00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:52,304 Hey, you wanna be in our band? 945 00:47:53,783 --> 00:47:55,829 - Yeah. -LING LUN: Oh. 946 00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:07,754 THEA: Grom. You're gonna love her. 947 00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:10,931 BILLIE: Ling Lun says she's the greatest drummer of all time. 948 00:48:14,456 --> 00:48:16,023 MOZART: What? 949 00:48:28,557 --> 00:48:31,865 THEA: Hello. Excuse me. Hi. Miss... Miss Grom... 950 00:48:37,044 --> 00:48:40,091 Well, I'm trying to save the world, too, Mother. 951 00:48:40,265 --> 00:48:42,876 It's not like your generation's done that great. 952 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,228 It's getting worse and worse here, if you were wondering. 953 00:48:48,534 --> 00:48:50,405 Ah. Well, the Sahara Desert 954 00:48:50,579 --> 00:48:52,886 just showed up in San Dimas, Mother. 955 00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:54,192 Queen Elizabeth 956 00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:55,976 -is looking right at it. 957 00:48:56,150 --> 00:49:00,067 No. No, I'm not gonna tell you where I am. 958 00:49:00,241 --> 00:49:01,851 Because how do I know you won't send 959 00:49:02,026 --> 00:49:04,550 your killer robot after me, Mom? 960 00:49:08,075 --> 00:49:09,120 I gotta go, Mom. 961 00:49:12,732 --> 00:49:15,474 This is bad. This is really happening. 962 00:49:15,648 --> 00:49:17,084 What's happening? 963 00:49:18,346 --> 00:49:21,349 BOTH: Whoa! Kid Cudi! 964 00:49:21,523 --> 00:49:23,264 THEA: Hey, how's it goin', dude? 965 00:49:23,438 --> 00:49:25,788 Can someone please tell me what the hell is happening? 966 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,182 Basically, all time and space are about to end 967 00:49:28,356 --> 00:49:31,490 unless their dads come up with a song by 7:17 p.m. 968 00:49:31,664 --> 00:49:33,492 -Wait. What? -Wait. What? 969 00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:35,450 We thought this was about the music. 970 00:49:35,624 --> 00:49:38,192 It is. It's also about the end of space and time. 971 00:49:38,366 --> 00:49:40,847 Dude, this is way worse than we thought. 972 00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:44,198 So, this is some kind of error in our holographic dual field? 973 00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:45,504 Or is it a Wilsonian loop 974 00:49:45,678 --> 00:49:47,158 causing a temporal singularity? 975 00:49:47,332 --> 00:49:48,550 Well, seems to me your 976 00:49:48,724 --> 00:49:50,248 classical tautological causal circuit. 977 00:49:50,422 --> 00:49:52,380 I don't know. Seems like textbook entanglement to me. 978 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:53,903 I must say, your understanding 979 00:49:54,078 --> 00:49:55,905 of our dire circumstance is most impressive. 980 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,777 You should put it to good use and help us save reality! 981 00:49:57,951 --> 00:49:59,561 Yeah! 982 00:49:59,735 --> 00:50:00,780 That's great. 'Cause it is the end of space and time. 983 00:50:00,954 --> 00:50:02,477 Right. 984 00:50:02,651 --> 00:50:05,045 Mr. Armstrong, Mr. Hendrix, HerrMozart, 985 00:50:05,219 --> 00:50:07,787 Miss Grom, Miss Ling Lun, and Mr. Cudi, 986 00:50:07,961 --> 00:50:09,093 we're gonna take you into our dads' studio 987 00:50:09,267 --> 00:50:10,529 and start practicing. 988 00:50:10,703 --> 00:50:12,052 So that when our dads get back here 989 00:50:12,226 --> 00:50:13,140 with the song that will unite the world, 990 00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:14,402 you guys can play it for 'em. 991 00:50:14,576 --> 00:50:16,187 BOTH: Sound good? 992 00:50:16,361 --> 00:50:18,754 THEA: Let's get practicing. 993 00:50:19,929 --> 00:50:21,105 Oh. 994 00:50:21,279 --> 00:50:22,802 BOTH: Bogus. 995 00:50:28,895 --> 00:50:30,331 Oops. 996 00:50:30,505 --> 00:50:32,725 I'm so sorry, Great Leader. 997 00:50:33,508 --> 00:50:35,162 Oh, no. 998 00:50:35,336 --> 00:50:37,730 Oh... Oh, no. 999 00:50:40,689 --> 00:50:41,908 Oh, no. 1000 00:50:47,609 --> 00:50:50,047 -Are you okay? 1001 00:50:50,221 --> 00:50:51,483 I think so, dude. 1002 00:50:51,657 --> 00:50:53,311 Are you okay? 1003 00:50:53,485 --> 00:50:54,616 I think so, dude. 1004 00:50:56,749 --> 00:50:58,403 Dude, where are we? 1005 00:51:05,410 --> 00:51:07,020 Are you guys okay? 1006 00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:09,153 KELLY: My mother just had me killed. 1007 00:51:09,327 --> 00:51:12,417 I didn't think she'd actually do it, but she did. 1008 00:51:23,689 --> 00:51:28,346 Our sincerest apologies that we're here, great musicians. 1009 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,088 We just wanted to help our dads. 1010 00:51:32,263 --> 00:51:36,093 Which we clearly utterly failed at. 1011 00:51:55,503 --> 00:51:56,591 Time? 1012 00:51:57,766 --> 00:51:59,638 6:48 p.m. 1013 00:52:07,428 --> 00:52:08,995 BOTH: Whoa. 1014 00:52:15,262 --> 00:52:16,568 Dude! 1015 00:52:18,439 --> 00:52:20,659 BILL: Are Jo and Liz here? 1016 00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:22,617 Yes. 1017 00:52:28,797 --> 00:52:30,582 And no. 1018 00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:35,500 What did you mean 1019 00:52:35,674 --> 00:52:38,372 "yes and no"? 1020 00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:41,897 There are infinite pasts. 1021 00:52:42,071 --> 00:52:46,946 Each is entangled with infinite futures. 1022 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,643 So, what are you sayin'? 1023 00:52:48,817 --> 00:52:50,863 Where you end up... 1024 00:52:51,603 --> 00:52:53,170 all depends... 1025 00:52:53,344 --> 00:52:55,389 on what happens... 1026 00:52:55,563 --> 00:52:56,999 with this. 1027 00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:58,479 Is that... 1028 00:52:58,653 --> 00:53:02,483 It's the answer to everything. 1029 00:53:04,703 --> 00:53:05,834 It's called... 1030 00:53:06,922 --> 00:53:09,751 BOTH: Face The Music. 1031 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:17,672 Dudes... 1032 00:53:17,846 --> 00:53:19,761 who is that on guitar? 1033 00:53:19,935 --> 00:53:22,242 It's you two. 1034 00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:24,766 It is us. 1035 00:53:32,905 --> 00:53:35,037 BOTH: Face The Music. 1036 00:53:37,126 --> 00:53:38,650 Preston/Logan! 1037 00:53:38,824 --> 00:53:43,176 Recorded at 7:17 p.m. 1038 00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:46,919 At MP 46. 1039 00:53:47,093 --> 00:53:50,096 It's in your hands now. 1040 00:53:50,836 --> 00:53:53,404 Go make it happen. 1041 00:53:53,578 --> 00:53:54,753 Thank you, wise old us's. 1042 00:53:54,927 --> 00:53:56,276 Yeah. 1043 00:54:05,546 --> 00:54:08,723 I just wanna say thank you, Bill, 1044 00:54:08,897 --> 00:54:11,335 for all the times you've been there for me. 1045 00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:16,601 I feel like I never really knew you, Ted. 1046 00:54:16,775 --> 00:54:18,255 Oh. 1047 00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:21,127 That's my fault. 1048 00:54:21,301 --> 00:54:24,826 I never truly opened myself up to you. 1049 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:29,266 The truth is, I looked at you and saw myself. 1050 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:34,532 Yeah. I know. Me, too. 1051 00:54:34,706 --> 00:54:39,624 I'm sorry for the times I let you down, Bill. 1052 00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:41,756 You never have, Bill. 1053 00:54:42,801 --> 00:54:44,933 You never have. 1054 00:54:54,813 --> 00:54:57,119 I'll never forget you, Bill. 1055 00:54:57,685 --> 00:54:59,034 Ever. 1056 00:55:01,689 --> 00:55:03,996 Catch you later, Ted. 1057 00:55:10,698 --> 00:55:13,353 Catch you later, Bill and Ted. 1058 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:22,275 They're nice boys. 1059 00:55:22,449 --> 00:55:23,885 Yeah. 1060 00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:27,802 Dude! We got the actual real song! 1061 00:55:27,976 --> 00:55:29,326 Now alls we gotta do is figure out 1062 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:30,936 how to unite the whole world with it. 1063 00:55:31,110 --> 00:55:32,111 And save reality. 1064 00:55:32,285 --> 00:55:33,547 Yeah. 1065 00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:35,593 -Dude! -What? 1066 00:55:35,767 --> 00:55:37,943 The booth is gone. 1067 00:55:38,117 --> 00:55:39,248 BILL: What? 1068 00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:41,120 Where did it go? 1069 00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:44,428 I don't know. Let's go back and ask those wise old us's. 1070 00:55:44,602 --> 00:55:46,560 Yeah. I hope we're still alive. 1071 00:55:49,955 --> 00:55:51,522 Freeze, Preston/Logan. 1072 00:55:51,696 --> 00:55:53,828 Oh, this is exactly what we don't need right now. 1073 00:55:54,002 --> 00:55:56,788 We can't. We gotta get back to the present, like, now. 1074 00:55:56,962 --> 00:55:58,877 Yeah. Look, we know you were sent here 1075 00:55:59,051 --> 00:56:00,618 to kill us if we didn't have the song. 1076 00:56:00,792 --> 00:56:04,186 But we actually do have the song now, so... 1077 00:56:05,057 --> 00:56:07,015 Wait. You have the song? 1078 00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:10,758 Oh... 1079 00:56:11,629 --> 00:56:13,326 Uh... 1080 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:15,633 Mistakes were made. 1081 00:56:16,851 --> 00:56:18,549 Apologies are given. 1082 00:56:18,723 --> 00:56:21,943 You're forgiven. No problem. But we gotta go, robot dude. 1083 00:56:22,117 --> 00:56:25,382 Wait! No, must expiate guilt. 1084 00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:28,080 For what? We're fine, dude. Let us go! 1085 00:56:28,254 --> 00:56:31,039 For... murdering family. 1086 00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:33,172 Wait. What? 1087 00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:35,566 What are you talking about? 1088 00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:39,047 I lasered your daughters. 1089 00:56:39,221 --> 00:56:40,266 You lasered them? 1090 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,355 You lasered our daughters? 1091 00:56:42,529 --> 00:56:43,922 BOTH: Where are they? 1092 00:56:44,096 --> 00:56:45,793 Daughters are... 1093 00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:47,578 in Hell. 1094 00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:50,450 BOTH: You sent our daughters to Hell? 1095 00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:54,628 We have to go get them. 1096 00:56:55,586 --> 00:56:57,239 Shoot us. 1097 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:00,678 I can't shoot you. You have the song. 1098 00:57:02,070 --> 00:57:03,594 Well, guess what? 1099 00:57:03,768 --> 00:57:05,160 -BILL: Now there's no song. 1100 00:57:05,334 --> 00:57:07,598 TED: Now you got no choice, Robot. 1101 00:57:07,772 --> 00:57:09,426 You gotta kill us! 1102 00:57:19,784 --> 00:57:21,699 -Can no longer take life. 1103 00:57:22,264 --> 00:57:23,570 What? 1104 00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:25,790 Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. 1105 00:57:25,964 --> 00:57:28,662 Dude, we need this guy to laser us 1106 00:57:28,836 --> 00:57:29,968 but he appears to be having 1107 00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:32,013 some kind of nervous breakdown. 1108 00:57:32,187 --> 00:57:35,060 Shoot us, Robot! 1109 00:57:35,234 --> 00:57:36,583 I can't. I'm a failure. 1110 00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:38,237 I don't even deserve to live, you know? 1111 00:57:38,411 --> 00:57:39,368 BOTH: Shoot us! 1112 00:57:39,543 --> 00:57:41,196 Can't do it. Shoot myself. 1113 00:57:41,370 --> 00:57:42,807 -Wait, don't! -You can't! 1114 00:57:42,981 --> 00:57:44,722 TED: We gotta go save Billie and Thea. 1115 00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:46,898 -Let's do it! -Yeah. 1116 00:57:47,072 --> 00:57:49,988 I'm so sorry! Goodbye, cruel world! 1117 00:57:55,863 --> 00:57:56,908 It worked! 1118 00:57:57,082 --> 00:57:58,475 Yeah! 1119 00:58:02,914 --> 00:58:04,742 THE ROBOT: ...world! 1120 00:58:06,047 --> 00:58:07,266 That is unexpected. 1121 00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,834 Yeah. How can a robot even die? 1122 00:58:10,008 --> 00:58:11,488 Let's find the girls. 1123 00:58:12,358 --> 00:58:14,665 Can I come with you? 1124 00:58:16,536 --> 00:58:17,842 He did kill us. 1125 00:58:19,844 --> 00:58:21,410 Come on, Robot! 1126 00:58:23,021 --> 00:58:24,892 Wait. I have a name. 1127 00:58:25,676 --> 00:58:27,504 It's Dennis. 1128 00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:29,810 Dennis McCoy. 1129 00:58:29,984 --> 00:58:32,160 Okay. Let's go, Dennis McCoy. 1130 00:58:32,334 --> 00:58:33,858 -Thea! -Billie! 1131 00:58:34,032 --> 00:58:36,774 Dennis Caleb McCoy. That's the full name. 1132 00:58:36,948 --> 00:58:39,341 Let's go, dude! 1133 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:42,214 ROBOT: I feel gratitude. Gratitude. 1134 00:58:42,388 --> 00:58:43,694 Okay, we get it. 1135 00:58:43,868 --> 00:58:45,260 You're a grateful, totally insecure, 1136 00:58:45,434 --> 00:58:48,699 somehow dead robot named Dennis Caleb McCoy. 1137 00:58:48,873 --> 00:58:51,049 -Thea! -Billie! 1138 00:58:52,659 --> 00:58:54,269 How're we gonna find them, dude? 1139 00:58:54,443 --> 00:58:55,532 I don't know, dude. 1140 00:58:55,706 --> 00:58:58,056 Yeah, I don't even know, dude. 1141 00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:03,409 BOTH: Thea! Billie! 1142 00:59:06,717 --> 00:59:08,283 LEAD SCIENTIST: Great Leader? 1143 00:59:08,457 --> 00:59:10,982 Bill and Ted are dead. Did it work? 1144 00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:16,117 No. 1145 00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:18,119 Nothing is working. 1146 00:59:20,513 --> 00:59:21,906 Oh... 1147 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,473 They were very nice. Very nice. Good group. 1148 00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:26,954 -BOTH: Group? -Yeah. They went that way. 1149 00:59:27,128 --> 00:59:28,521 BOTH: Thanks, demons. 1150 00:59:28,695 --> 00:59:29,827 -DEMON 1: You betcha. -Enjoy Hell, y'all. 1151 00:59:30,001 --> 00:59:30,784 -Thanks, demons. -Have a good time, boys. 1152 00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:31,829 I know that's strange. 1153 00:59:32,003 --> 00:59:33,221 What is that, a robot? 1154 00:59:33,395 --> 00:59:35,528 Yeah, that's a robot in Hell. 1155 00:59:35,702 --> 00:59:37,269 -Thea? -Billie? 1156 00:59:37,443 --> 00:59:39,619 -Thea? -Billie! 1157 00:59:39,793 --> 00:59:41,229 KELLY: No! 1158 00:59:41,403 --> 00:59:43,449 -Apology not accepted, Mother. -BOTH: Kelly? 1159 00:59:43,623 --> 00:59:46,844 Ah! Bill and Ted are here. Did it work, Mom? 1160 00:59:47,888 --> 00:59:49,847 Yeah. That's what I thought. 1161 00:59:50,021 --> 00:59:50,935 BOTH: Where are they? 1162 00:59:51,109 --> 00:59:52,719 They're that way. 1163 00:59:54,547 --> 00:59:55,896 I'm Dennis Caleb McCoy. I am so... 1164 00:59:56,070 --> 00:59:58,769 No! No. 1165 00:59:58,943 --> 01:00:01,423 Oh, yeah. This is way worse than the Christmas incident. 1166 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:04,949 And you named him Dennis? After my ex? 1167 01:00:05,123 --> 01:00:06,733 Get outta here! 1168 01:00:17,396 --> 01:00:19,485 -Thea! Billie! -Billie! Thea! 1169 01:00:19,659 --> 01:00:21,095 BOTH: Dads! 1170 01:00:25,883 --> 01:00:27,014 BILLIE: Dads! 1171 01:00:29,016 --> 01:00:30,104 How're you doin'? 1172 01:00:30,278 --> 01:00:31,889 Well, you know, we're dead. 1173 01:00:32,063 --> 01:00:33,281 And we're in Hell. 1174 01:00:33,455 --> 01:00:34,761 But how're you doin'? 1175 01:00:34,935 --> 01:00:35,936 BOTH: We're good! 1176 01:00:36,110 --> 01:00:37,895 Yeah. Look who we found. 1177 01:00:38,547 --> 01:00:39,766 Dad? 1178 01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:41,159 Hi, Ted. 1179 01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:44,466 I was wrong. I mean, you're here. 1180 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:47,948 Which implies that you also traveled through time 1181 01:00:48,122 --> 01:00:51,648 and that your wives actually are princesses. 1182 01:00:51,822 --> 01:00:54,215 All of which proves that it is imperative 1183 01:00:54,389 --> 01:00:56,043 that you write the song 1184 01:00:56,217 --> 01:00:58,524 that will unite the entire world. 1185 01:00:58,698 --> 01:01:00,874 BOTH: And save reality. 1186 01:01:01,048 --> 01:01:02,180 Wait, is that new? 1187 01:01:02,354 --> 01:01:04,138 BOTH: Yeah. 1188 01:01:04,312 --> 01:01:07,707 Well, then, I should help you instead of criticizing you. 1189 01:01:07,881 --> 01:01:12,016 And I am very, very, very sorry. 1190 01:01:12,190 --> 01:01:13,495 Thanks, Dad! 1191 01:01:14,496 --> 01:01:16,107 Yeah, thanks, Chief Logan! 1192 01:01:16,281 --> 01:01:17,935 I wasn't talking to you, Bill. 1193 01:01:18,109 --> 01:01:20,241 Oh. Cool. 1194 01:01:20,415 --> 01:01:23,070 Well, Dads, this is the band we put together for you. 1195 01:01:23,244 --> 01:01:25,899 This is Jimi Hendrix, Louis Armstrong... 1196 01:01:26,073 --> 01:01:29,381 And Mozart, and Ling Lun, and Grom. 1197 01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:32,297 JIMI HENDRIX: A pleasure, gentlemen. 1198 01:01:32,471 --> 01:01:34,908 You raised two fine young girls. 1199 01:01:35,082 --> 01:01:36,431 -BOTH: Thank you. -BILLIE: And this is Kid Cudi 1200 01:01:36,605 --> 01:01:38,433 who's not technically a historical figure. 1201 01:01:38,607 --> 01:01:40,609 -Kinda am now, I think. -Yeah. 1202 01:01:40,784 --> 01:01:42,873 It's a great honor to meet you all. 1203 01:01:43,047 --> 01:01:47,704 Yeah. Welcome to, and sorry about, Hell. 1204 01:01:47,878 --> 01:01:48,792 My bad. 1205 01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:54,928 Oh. That's Dennis Caleb McCoy. 1206 01:01:55,102 --> 01:01:58,018 We've met. He killed us. 1207 01:01:58,192 --> 01:01:59,933 ROBOT: I'm really sorry 1208 01:02:00,107 --> 01:02:02,370 that I lasered you all. 1209 01:02:02,544 --> 01:02:04,198 And... 1210 01:02:04,372 --> 01:02:06,331 I just need to tell you... 1211 01:02:06,505 --> 01:02:10,988 My name is Dennis Caleb McCoy, and... 1212 01:02:11,162 --> 01:02:13,077 TED: Thank you, Dennis. 1213 01:02:13,251 --> 01:02:15,209 Well, thanks for coming to get us. 1214 01:02:15,383 --> 01:02:16,384 How're we gonna get outta here? 1215 01:02:16,558 --> 01:02:18,082 We're gonna go talk to Death. 1216 01:02:18,256 --> 01:02:20,780 Oh. Well, isn't he still mad at you guys? 1217 01:02:20,954 --> 01:02:22,173 Oh, yeah. 1218 01:02:22,347 --> 01:02:24,001 -And we're still mad at him. -Yeah. 1219 01:02:24,175 --> 01:02:25,611 Oh. 1220 01:02:25,785 --> 01:02:26,830 Nineteen minutes. 1221 01:02:27,004 --> 01:02:28,657 Everyone, follow us. 1222 01:02:32,574 --> 01:02:34,272 DEATH: Yes way! 1223 01:02:35,534 --> 01:02:39,103 Best 75 out of 81. 1224 01:02:39,277 --> 01:02:41,322 Is he playing Hopscotch by himself? 1225 01:02:41,496 --> 01:02:42,671 DEATH: I have bested you again. 1226 01:02:42,846 --> 01:02:45,065 BILL: He looks miserable, dude. 1227 01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:47,067 DEATH: Yes! 1228 01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:48,416 Dude, he's cheating! 1229 01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:49,896 Yes! 1230 01:02:52,464 --> 01:02:53,900 -DEATH: Take a hike. -Let's go, dude. 1231 01:02:54,074 --> 01:02:55,032 Good luck, Dads. 1232 01:02:55,206 --> 01:02:56,163 -Be sweet. -TED: Okay. 1233 01:02:56,337 --> 01:02:57,686 BILL: Okay. 1234 01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:03,692 BOTH: Hey, Death. 1235 01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:07,914 Why, if it isn't the Wyld Stallyns. 1236 01:03:09,394 --> 01:03:11,135 Have you come to sue me again? 1237 01:03:11,309 --> 01:03:13,224 TED: No, Death. Not at all. 1238 01:03:13,398 --> 01:03:15,530 No. We just need to talk to you, Death. 1239 01:03:16,270 --> 01:03:18,446 Talk to the hand. 1240 01:03:20,144 --> 01:03:21,972 It will only take a second, dude. 1241 01:03:23,538 --> 01:03:25,149 -TED: Death! -BILL: Come on, dude. 1242 01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:30,676 DEATH: Who is it? 1243 01:03:30,850 --> 01:03:32,721 Bill and Ted! 1244 01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:36,508 What? Did your restraining order run out? 1245 01:03:36,682 --> 01:03:38,553 Did the judge change his mind? 1246 01:03:38,727 --> 01:03:42,035 So, now I am allowed to get close to you? Hmm? 1247 01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:43,167 Is this too close? 1248 01:03:43,341 --> 01:03:44,516 Death. 1249 01:03:44,690 --> 01:03:46,866 We didn't want to sue you, dude. 1250 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:50,043 -Remember, be sweet, dude. -You're right. 1251 01:03:50,217 --> 01:03:53,742 You tried to take the name Wyld Stallyns. 1252 01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:55,788 I was Wyld Stallyns. 1253 01:03:55,962 --> 01:03:57,485 What are you talking about? 1254 01:03:57,659 --> 01:04:00,140 You kicked me out because you was jealous of me. 1255 01:04:00,314 --> 01:04:01,838 -No, no, no, dude. -Yes, yes, yes. 1256 01:04:02,012 --> 01:04:03,752 You quit the band to go out on your own! 1257 01:04:03,927 --> 01:04:05,493 You wouldn't let me play! 1258 01:04:05,667 --> 01:04:08,235 Dude, you were playing 40-minute bass solos. 1259 01:04:08,409 --> 01:04:09,758 No one but you could play! 1260 01:04:09,933 --> 01:04:12,283 I was in the groove! 1261 01:04:12,457 --> 01:04:14,894 -What? -Those 40-minute solos, 1262 01:04:15,068 --> 01:04:18,158 that was the highlight of your shows. 1263 01:04:18,332 --> 01:04:21,553 It's no wonder you went down in the tubes. 1264 01:04:25,774 --> 01:04:27,428 What're we gonna do? 1265 01:04:28,342 --> 01:04:29,648 Oh... 1266 01:04:29,822 --> 01:04:31,955 BILL: Death, the reason we came here is 'cause 1267 01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:33,695 we have to play a song at some place 1268 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:34,871 called MP 46, 1269 01:04:35,045 --> 01:04:36,742 -like, right now. -Hmm. 1270 01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:40,354 All of time is gonna fold in on itself, dude. 1271 01:04:40,528 --> 01:04:43,183 I have been demoted down here 1272 01:04:43,357 --> 01:04:47,405 because I took two so-called "friends" back up 1273 01:04:47,579 --> 01:04:49,711 who should not have gone back up. 1274 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,844 So, if that is why you're here... 1275 01:04:52,018 --> 01:04:55,021 Sorry, not sorry. 1276 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:57,241 Bye! 1277 01:04:58,590 --> 01:05:00,679 -What now? -I don't know, dude. 1278 01:05:00,853 --> 01:05:02,899 Dads, we have an idea. 1279 01:05:03,073 --> 01:05:04,770 You mind if we try? 1280 01:05:04,944 --> 01:05:05,945 I mean, the dude is the most rad bass player, like, ever. 1281 01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:07,425 Yeah. 1282 01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:10,167 BOTH: Please. 1283 01:05:10,341 --> 01:05:12,212 -BILLIE: Okay. -Come on. 1284 01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:14,258 -THEA: All right. -He's kind of a dick. 1285 01:05:14,432 --> 01:05:15,999 THEA: Okay. 1286 01:05:24,964 --> 01:05:28,968 BOTH: Dads, we think you should wait outside. 1287 01:05:46,246 --> 01:05:48,596 -Oh. -Excuse us, Mr. Death, sir. 1288 01:05:48,770 --> 01:05:50,642 It's good to see you again, Mr. Death, sir. 1289 01:05:50,816 --> 01:05:53,775 Well, if it isn't Little Bill and Little Ted. 1290 01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:56,126 We're still your hugest fans. 1291 01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:57,431 Yeah. 1292 01:05:58,867 --> 01:06:00,652 Don't fudge with me. 1293 01:06:00,826 --> 01:06:02,001 We're not fudging with you, sir. 1294 01:06:02,175 --> 01:06:03,611 -It's legit. -Yeah. 1295 01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:04,830 -DEATH: Really? -Yeah. 1296 01:06:05,004 --> 01:06:06,310 I mean, The Lonely Soul Surfer 1297 01:06:06,484 --> 01:06:09,095 was the most underrated album in 1998. 1298 01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:10,923 The critics hated it. 1299 01:06:11,097 --> 01:06:12,229 Well, they just weren't ready 1300 01:06:12,403 --> 01:06:13,708 for an album that was all bass. 1301 01:06:13,882 --> 01:06:17,060 "It was all over the place," they said. 1302 01:06:17,234 --> 01:06:21,586 "It was a raging, confused mess," they said. 1303 01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:26,460 "It was even worse than Pale on Pale,"they said. 1304 01:06:26,634 --> 01:06:28,593 BOTH: Well... 1305 01:06:28,767 --> 01:06:31,944 It was, in parts. 1306 01:06:32,118 --> 01:06:33,598 But in other parts... 1307 01:06:33,772 --> 01:06:35,513 The outro in I'll Never Be Loved 1308 01:06:35,687 --> 01:06:38,081 is the most bodacious. 1309 01:06:38,255 --> 01:06:39,647 I mean, the last three bars 1310 01:06:39,821 --> 01:06:42,085 before the chorus in Too Pale to Cry... 1311 01:06:42,259 --> 01:06:44,261 Oh, well... 1312 01:06:44,435 --> 01:06:49,048 What did you think of the hook in Boogie Down With Doctor D? 1313 01:06:49,222 --> 01:06:51,094 What can we even say? 1314 01:06:51,268 --> 01:06:54,575 Insane. We've never seen left-hand technique like that. 1315 01:06:54,749 --> 01:06:57,622 I know! I was self-taught. 1316 01:06:57,796 --> 01:07:01,060 You have some crazy, crazy skills, dude! 1317 01:07:01,234 --> 01:07:03,758 Well... 1318 01:07:03,932 --> 01:07:05,760 -You know what you need? -Hmm? 1319 01:07:07,110 --> 01:07:09,503 You just need a band. 1320 01:07:09,677 --> 01:07:11,201 And the band needs you. 1321 01:07:13,246 --> 01:07:14,160 Oh. 1322 01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:16,119 -T? -B. 1323 01:07:20,427 --> 01:07:21,733 Come on in. 1324 01:07:22,864 --> 01:07:24,475 Dads, 1325 01:07:24,649 --> 01:07:27,391 is there something you would like to say to Death? 1326 01:07:27,565 --> 01:07:30,524 Oh... 1327 01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:46,018 We're sorry for how things went between us, Death. 1328 01:07:46,192 --> 01:07:47,498 Yeah. 1329 01:07:47,672 --> 01:07:49,369 Sincerely sorry. 1330 01:07:51,328 --> 01:07:56,246 I am sorry that fame went to my head. 1331 01:07:57,638 --> 01:07:59,988 It's very intoxicating. 1332 01:08:01,251 --> 01:08:04,950 We really did love playing with you, dude. 1333 01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:08,388 We really did rock, didn't we? 1334 01:08:08,562 --> 01:08:10,999 -We definitely did. 1335 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:13,350 And if it's not too late, Death... 1336 01:08:13,524 --> 01:08:14,873 DEATH: Yeah? 1337 01:08:15,047 --> 01:08:18,572 Would you consider rejoining... 1338 01:08:18,746 --> 01:08:21,575 BOTH: Wyld Stallyns? 1339 01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:25,101 Oh... I... 1340 01:08:32,717 --> 01:08:34,588 I suppose. 1341 01:08:50,735 --> 01:08:52,389 Okay, let's go! 1342 01:08:52,563 --> 01:08:54,826 Right. Right. 1343 01:08:59,570 --> 01:09:02,007 It's Dennis. Hi. 1344 01:09:05,184 --> 01:09:06,664 -I got lost. -TED: Get in, Dennis. 1345 01:09:06,838 --> 01:09:08,970 Okay. Thank you, guys. 1346 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:10,755 -Hey, Kid Cudi. -Hey, Dennis. 1347 01:09:10,929 --> 01:09:12,104 -Oh, hello. Hello, everyone. 1348 01:09:12,278 --> 01:09:14,454 Hey. Hey. Yeah, okay, friends. 1349 01:09:14,628 --> 01:09:16,761 Let's rock! 1350 01:09:24,464 --> 01:09:27,728 It was cool when you said, "Let's rock," 1351 01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:30,383 because it made me want to rock. 1352 01:09:30,557 --> 01:09:32,124 Uh-huh. 1353 01:09:32,298 --> 01:09:34,648 You don't just get to rock. 1354 01:09:34,822 --> 01:09:37,869 You got to earn the right to rock. 1355 01:09:38,043 --> 01:09:41,481 Dude! We got 11 minutes. 1356 01:09:41,655 --> 01:09:43,831 Anyone know where MP 46 is? 1357 01:09:44,005 --> 01:09:45,398 Depends on your perspective. 1358 01:09:45,572 --> 01:09:47,400 To really dig the groove of the quantum realm, 1359 01:09:47,574 --> 01:09:49,228 you gotta choose a place to dig it from. 1360 01:09:49,402 --> 01:09:50,664 Dig? 1361 01:09:52,362 --> 01:09:54,973 Anyone know where MP 46 is? 1362 01:10:01,545 --> 01:10:03,155 We're never gonna make our flight. 1363 01:10:09,161 --> 01:10:11,642 MISSY: Deac, Deac. Look at that. 1364 01:10:15,385 --> 01:10:17,430 Whoa! 1365 01:10:18,126 --> 01:10:19,476 I got this. 1366 01:10:20,825 --> 01:10:22,218 Stop! 1367 01:10:26,787 --> 01:10:28,354 BOTH: We're back! 1368 01:10:28,528 --> 01:10:29,790 What? 1369 01:10:32,402 --> 01:10:33,925 BOTH: This is bad. 1370 01:10:35,927 --> 01:10:37,842 BOTH: Really bad. 1371 01:10:38,930 --> 01:10:41,149 BILLIE: Okay, guys, let's go! 1372 01:10:43,848 --> 01:10:45,284 Come on! 1373 01:10:45,458 --> 01:10:47,025 Come on, Mozart. 1374 01:10:49,549 --> 01:10:50,724 BILL: Oh, Ted! Even if we knew 1375 01:10:50,898 --> 01:10:52,291 where we were supposed to play, 1376 01:10:52,465 --> 01:10:54,772 there's no way we'd ever get there in time. 1377 01:10:54,946 --> 01:10:56,861 Bill, look! 1378 01:10:57,035 --> 01:10:59,429 BILL: This is MP 46? It makes no sense. 1379 01:10:59,603 --> 01:11:01,648 How can the song happen right here? 1380 01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:05,522 Because this is where it happened. 1381 01:11:06,392 --> 01:11:07,654 Ted, you're right, dude! 1382 01:11:07,828 --> 01:11:10,788 But, dude, what're we gonna play? 1383 01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:13,573 I don't know, dude. 1384 01:11:17,403 --> 01:11:20,232 Uh, Bill and Ted? I saved these. 1385 01:11:20,406 --> 01:11:22,060 I'm not sure if... 1386 01:11:22,234 --> 01:11:24,454 they're of any use, but... 1387 01:11:24,628 --> 01:11:26,456 -Thanks, Dennis. -THEA: Dads! 1388 01:11:26,630 --> 01:11:28,545 Dads! MP 46. 1389 01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:30,068 And the band is ready to play. 1390 01:11:30,242 --> 01:11:32,549 Alls we need is the song. 1391 01:11:37,858 --> 01:11:39,425 Thea. 1392 01:11:39,599 --> 01:11:40,948 Billie. 1393 01:11:41,122 --> 01:11:44,387 We don't know how to tell you this. 1394 01:11:44,561 --> 01:11:46,824 We don't have the song. 1395 01:11:48,129 --> 01:11:49,261 Wait... 1396 01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:51,307 BOTH: You don't? 1397 01:11:53,091 --> 01:11:54,614 BOTH: No. 1398 01:11:55,223 --> 01:11:56,486 We're sorry. 1399 01:11:56,660 --> 01:11:58,662 We're sorry, Dads. 1400 01:11:58,836 --> 01:12:01,404 Yeah, we really wanted to help you out with this. 1401 01:12:06,713 --> 01:12:09,455 Dude, you seeing what I'm seeing? 1402 01:12:13,764 --> 01:12:15,156 Preston? 1403 01:12:15,809 --> 01:12:17,289 Logan? 1404 01:12:19,639 --> 01:12:22,076 Preston/Logan. 1405 01:12:23,730 --> 01:12:25,384 Whoa. 1406 01:12:26,516 --> 01:12:28,561 BOTH: What is it, Dads? 1407 01:12:28,735 --> 01:12:30,346 BOTH: It's you! 1408 01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:32,043 BOTH: What? 1409 01:12:32,217 --> 01:12:34,959 It was you the whole time. We just didn't see it. 1410 01:12:35,133 --> 01:12:36,308 We can't write music. 1411 01:12:36,482 --> 01:12:38,702 Whatever... We just listen to stuff. 1412 01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:40,225 From things we like. 1413 01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:41,531 And we just kind of put stuff together. 1414 01:12:41,705 --> 01:12:43,184 Yeah, maybe you just listen a little, 1415 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,664 make things you like. 1416 01:12:44,838 --> 01:12:46,623 And put it all together. 1417 01:12:46,797 --> 01:12:49,843 Girls, you're not here to back us. 1418 01:12:50,017 --> 01:12:52,716 We're here to back you. 1419 01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:54,631 We're your band. 1420 01:12:55,762 --> 01:12:56,937 BOTH: Whoa. 1421 01:13:00,767 --> 01:13:02,247 BOTH: Follow us! 1422 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:07,774 MAN: Here you go. Instruments! 1423 01:13:07,948 --> 01:13:09,515 -BOTH: Wow! 1424 01:13:09,689 --> 01:13:12,475 Dude, I just thought of something. 1425 01:13:12,649 --> 01:13:13,867 What is it, Ted? 1426 01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:16,566 How is just listening to a song... 1427 01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:18,829 ...gonna unite the whole world... 1428 01:13:19,003 --> 01:13:20,831 ...throughout all of time? 1429 01:13:21,832 --> 01:13:24,225 That is a good question, dude. 1430 01:13:28,795 --> 01:13:30,580 It's almost like they'd all have to hear it 1431 01:13:30,754 --> 01:13:32,277 in order to play it. 1432 01:13:32,451 --> 01:13:34,279 Ted, of course! That's how we're gonna unite 'em. 1433 01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:35,846 We get 'em to play along. 1434 01:13:36,020 --> 01:13:37,195 Well, if that's true, alls we gotta do is 1435 01:13:37,369 --> 01:13:38,631 get to everyone throughout all time. 1436 01:13:38,805 --> 01:13:41,112 Yeah, and get 'em instruments, dude. 1437 01:13:41,286 --> 01:13:43,680 TED: In seven minutes and 25 seconds. 1438 01:13:43,854 --> 01:13:45,377 What about a tambourine? 1439 01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:47,423 I mean, how hard can it be to rock with that? 1440 01:13:47,597 --> 01:13:50,687 Tambourine is not as easy as it looks. 1441 01:13:50,861 --> 01:13:53,254 What about dancing? I'm a very gifted dancer. 1442 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:54,995 You dance? 1443 01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:56,823 -Mmm-hmm. -Really? 1444 01:13:56,997 --> 01:14:00,697 Why don't you go over there and rehearse your dance? 1445 01:14:01,175 --> 01:14:02,438 Okay. 1446 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:04,701 Dude, we have no power! 1447 01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:06,006 Say no more. On it. 1448 01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:07,399 THEA: Okay. 1449 01:14:21,718 --> 01:14:23,328 There! Oh, Jo. 1450 01:14:23,502 --> 01:14:24,764 -Theodore. -William! 1451 01:14:24,938 --> 01:14:26,026 -Joanna! -Liz! 1452 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,115 ELIZABETH: Hi. 1453 01:14:28,289 --> 01:14:30,727 Did you find a reality where we're all happy together? 1454 01:14:30,901 --> 01:14:32,206 ELIZABETH: We did. 1455 01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:35,471 We realized we're happiest in this reality. 1456 01:14:35,645 --> 01:14:37,168 BOTH: Sweet! 1457 01:14:40,388 --> 01:14:42,695 Now, um, did we hear you say something about 1458 01:14:42,869 --> 01:14:45,393 distributing instruments all throughout time? 1459 01:14:45,568 --> 01:14:46,699 Ready, T? 1460 01:14:46,873 --> 01:14:49,659 Five, six, five, six, seven, eight! 1461 01:14:55,578 --> 01:14:58,189 Oh, my God, what's happening? 1462 01:14:59,103 --> 01:15:00,626 Excuse me, Mr. Cudi, sir? 1463 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,889 Our wives just traveled through multiple realities. 1464 01:15:03,063 --> 01:15:04,282 And in doing so, they realized... 1465 01:15:04,456 --> 01:15:05,457 They're all happening 1466 01:15:05,631 --> 01:15:06,545 -simultaneously. -Simultaneously. 1467 01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:08,460 Do we need individual us's 1468 01:15:08,634 --> 01:15:10,767 to take instruments to infinite places? 1469 01:15:10,941 --> 01:15:14,031 Okay. See, contrary to what some have argued, 1470 01:15:14,205 --> 01:15:15,728 universal wave function is, 1471 01:15:15,902 --> 01:15:17,382 epistemologically speaking, 1472 01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:18,862 both cyclic and separating. In other words... 1473 01:15:19,036 --> 01:15:20,951 Excuse me, Kid Cudi. I don't mean to be rude, 1474 01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:23,127 but we have, like, four and a half minutes. 1475 01:15:24,955 --> 01:15:29,220 Madam. Madam! We have to go. It's not safe to be in here. 1476 01:15:29,394 --> 01:15:31,918 Where were you thinking of going? 1477 01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:48,761 I think it's a lunar eclipse. 1478 01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:50,850 That is not lunar, you guys. 1479 01:15:56,377 --> 01:15:58,249 This is a disaster, T. 1480 01:15:58,423 --> 01:16:00,033 What are we gonna do, B? 1481 01:16:07,127 --> 01:16:09,216 BOTH: Stop! 1482 01:16:09,390 --> 01:16:11,741 All you need to do is go in the quantum superposition 1483 01:16:11,915 --> 01:16:13,046 with multiple realities. 1484 01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:15,005 ALL: But how? 1485 01:16:15,179 --> 01:16:17,137 Dudes, the booth is obviously a tunnel to the quantum realm. 1486 01:16:17,311 --> 01:16:18,791 Go, go, go! 1487 01:16:18,965 --> 01:16:20,401 -Thank you, Mr. Cudi! -Thank you, Mr. Cudi! 1488 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:21,794 Station. 1489 01:16:21,968 --> 01:16:23,274 ALL: Station! 1490 01:16:23,448 --> 01:16:25,145 -Grom! -Grom, you start! 1491 01:16:26,494 --> 01:16:28,235 -No, no, no... -Stop, stop! 1492 01:16:28,409 --> 01:16:29,715 Here. 1493 01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:38,594 And now, Death! 1494 01:16:39,899 --> 01:16:42,162 Well... It's... Maybe something like... 1495 01:16:42,336 --> 01:16:43,468 BOTH: Too Pale to Cry. 1496 01:16:43,642 --> 01:16:45,644 -That last riff? -THEA: Amazing! 1497 01:16:47,951 --> 01:16:49,387 BILLIE AND THEA: Yeah. 1498 01:16:55,132 --> 01:16:57,482 TED: What're we gonna tell people to play? 1499 01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:00,616 -We'll be right back. -Okay. 1500 01:17:00,790 --> 01:17:03,183 Read me the number for the infinite, dude. 1501 01:17:05,359 --> 01:17:06,447 TED: Six-nine... 1502 01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:07,579 Six-nine... 1503 01:17:07,753 --> 01:17:09,233 Two-nine-nine... 1504 01:17:09,407 --> 01:17:10,800 -How about that concerto? -Okay, go tell him. 1505 01:17:10,974 --> 01:17:12,236 Mozart. 1506 01:17:15,892 --> 01:17:17,545 Three-four-five-five... 1507 01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:20,636 Five-one-zero-one... 1508 01:17:20,810 --> 01:17:22,202 I already said goodbye to the girls. 1509 01:17:22,376 --> 01:17:23,900 But I wanna stay here and dance. 1510 01:17:24,074 --> 01:17:26,076 Dennis. 1511 01:17:26,250 --> 01:17:27,991 Good luck, my excellent friends. 1512 01:17:28,165 --> 01:17:29,688 BOTH: Thanks, Kelly. 1513 01:17:29,862 --> 01:17:31,037 Later, Dennis. 1514 01:17:31,211 --> 01:17:33,779 My name is Dennis. Dennis McCoy. 1515 01:17:34,998 --> 01:17:36,521 Two-one-eight. 1516 01:17:36,695 --> 01:17:39,872 THEA: Faster, you know? Yeah! Now, D. 1517 01:17:40,046 --> 01:17:41,482 Oh, yeah. 1518 01:17:42,353 --> 01:17:44,224 Yeah! 1519 01:17:44,398 --> 01:17:46,357 Watch this! 1520 01:17:52,145 --> 01:17:54,191 Jimi, for the win! 1521 01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,455 One-eight-two-eight... 1522 01:17:57,629 --> 01:17:59,196 Okay. Okay. The girls said C major. 1523 01:17:59,370 --> 01:18:00,980 One-hundred thirteen beats per minute. 1524 01:18:01,154 --> 01:18:03,809 -Got it. -All right. Yeah. 1525 01:18:03,983 --> 01:18:06,464 Four-five-five. Five-one... 1526 01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:24,743 -Four-three-five... -Guys, maybe just press 1527 01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:25,831 the infinite button. 1528 01:18:26,005 --> 01:18:27,311 Oh, yeah. 1529 01:18:27,485 --> 01:18:29,182 ELIZABETH: Yeah. 1530 01:18:34,144 --> 01:18:35,406 One last thing. 1531 01:18:35,580 --> 01:18:37,843 I love you, Elizabeth. 1532 01:18:38,017 --> 01:18:39,584 I love you, Joanna. 1533 01:18:39,758 --> 01:18:41,064 We know. 1534 01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:44,850 I love you. 1535 01:18:45,024 --> 01:18:47,287 -Okay, let's go. -Okay. 1536 01:19:13,270 --> 01:19:14,837 -How's it goin', Deac? -Whoa! 1537 01:19:15,011 --> 01:19:16,664 -Missy. -Oh! 1538 01:19:16,839 --> 01:19:19,580 In case you're wondering, I'm essentially an infinite me. 1539 01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:20,843 Catch you later. 1540 01:19:21,017 --> 01:19:23,062 BOTH: Outstanding! 1541 01:19:32,593 --> 01:19:33,594 Yeah! 1542 01:19:48,827 --> 01:19:50,698 -Excellent! -Excellent! 1543 01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:55,703 BOTH: Dads! 1544 01:20:06,018 --> 01:20:07,324 BOTH: Wait. 1545 01:20:13,852 --> 01:20:16,812 San Dimas, make some noise! 1546 01:20:27,300 --> 01:20:28,780 Yeah! 1547 01:20:31,174 --> 01:20:33,263 ALL: Ten, nine... 1548 01:20:33,437 --> 01:20:35,221 eight, seven... 1549 01:20:35,395 --> 01:20:36,701 six... 1550 01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:38,790 -five... -Dads! 1551 01:20:38,964 --> 01:20:40,270 ...four, three... 1552 01:20:40,444 --> 01:20:42,620 two, one. 1553 01:20:53,022 --> 01:20:55,328 Madam, you need to see this. 1554 01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:03,902 Your father would be so proud of you. 1555 01:21:15,653 --> 01:21:16,697 Wow. 1556 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:18,003 -Bye! -Bye, Kid Cudi! 1557 01:21:18,177 --> 01:21:19,875 -Bye! -See ya, Kid Cudi! 1558 01:21:54,997 --> 01:21:56,172 It's working! 1559 01:21:56,346 --> 01:21:57,695 Yeah! 1560 01:22:19,238 --> 01:22:20,674 BILLIE: And so, it wasn't so much 1561 01:22:20,848 --> 01:22:22,415 the song that made the difference. 1562 01:22:22,589 --> 01:22:25,549 THEA: It was everyone playing it together. 1563 01:22:27,246 --> 01:22:28,769 BILLIE: And it worked. 1564 01:29:39,722 --> 01:29:41,724 Dude... 1565 01:29:41,898 --> 01:29:45,945 are you dead yet? 1566 01:29:46,119 --> 01:29:47,817 No. 1567 01:29:51,298 --> 01:29:53,388 Are you? 1568 01:29:54,911 --> 01:29:57,000 No. 1569 01:29:57,174 --> 01:30:03,223 There's one more thing we need to do 1570 01:30:03,398 --> 01:30:05,356 before we go. 1571 01:30:06,836 --> 01:30:08,664 Definitely. 1572 01:30:21,198 --> 01:30:22,504 Ready, Bill? 1573 01:30:22,678 --> 01:30:24,288 Ready, Ted. 1574 01:30:24,984 --> 01:30:26,421 -One... -Two... 1575 01:30:26,595 --> 01:30:29,424 BOTH: One, two, three, four! 1576 01:30:57,669 --> 01:30:58,975 95-YEAR-OLD BILL: Okay. 1577 01:30:59,149 --> 01:31:00,585 95-YEAR-OLD TED: Yeah. Okay. 1578 01:31:00,759 --> 01:31:02,935 -Okay. -Okay. 1579 01:31:16,732 --> 01:31:19,386 -We still got it. -We still got it. 1580 01:31:19,561 --> 01:31:21,737 -Hey, Bill. -Yeah? 1581 01:31:28,961 --> 01:31:30,963 Okay, I have to sit down. 1582 01:31:31,964 --> 01:31:33,575 I'm sorry. 1583 01:31:34,793 --> 01:31:36,839 -That was fun. -That was good. 1584 01:31:41,670 --> 01:31:43,236 Nurse! 100693

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