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THEA: Ready, B?
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BILLIE: Ready, T.
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THEA: Okay.
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BILLIE: This is the story of
our most excellent dads.
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I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire.
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And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan.
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BOTH: And we're Wyld Stallyns!
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BILLIE: This was probably
the first time you saw 'em.
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BOTH: Let's rock!
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THEA: And this
was probably the last.
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BILLIE: Not long
before we were born,
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they were told
they were gonna write a song
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that was gonna
unite the entire world.
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THEA: Which they thought
they had done
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with their hit single...
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Those Who Rock.
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BILLIE: Not only did it not
unite the world,
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but the band fell apart.
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And our dads, alone now,
were trying harder and harder.
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THEA: But the problem was,
the harder Dads tried...
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BILLIE: The less interested
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people seemed to be
in their music.
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THEA: Not only was it wearing
on them and on the family...
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BILLIE: But the universe
they were told
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they were gonna
bring together...
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THEA: Was actually
starting to unravel.
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BILLIE: Yeah, time was folding in on itself.
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It was bad.
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What, what?
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THEA: Totally, dude.
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Make some noise!
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BILLIE: Anyways, this is how
we got to where we are now.
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BILL: Hello,
friends and loved ones.
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Let us welcome you,
one and all
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to this
most joyous of occasions!
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Ted and I have known Missy
in different capacities
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for many decades.
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First, she was our babysitter
when we were ten.
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Then we both invited her
to the prom
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when she was a senior
and we were freshmen.
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BILL: Yeah!
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Two years later,
she married my dad
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and Missy became Mom.
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After divorcing Bill's dad,
she married my dad
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and became my mom.
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Yeah.
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And now she's marrying
Ted's little brother,
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Officer Deacon Logan.
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Yeah.
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Missy, Bill and I,
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along with my beautiful wife,
Elizabeth,
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and our daughter, Billie...
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And my beautiful wife, Joanna,
and our daughter, Thea,
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all wanna welcome you back...
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BOTH: With open arms.
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This happy event
would seem to make
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Deacon his own father-in-law
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and Ted his own uncle.
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Not to mention making my dad
his own son.
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BILL: And with that
beautiful thought in mind,
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for your first dance,
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we wish to present you
with a matrimonial offering.
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A sneak peek
at the world premiere
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of our newest sonic creation.
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We're not sure
if this is going to be
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the song
that unites the world.
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We're pretty sure it might.
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-At least we hope.
-Yeah.
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Sure to be another real doozy
from the Wyld Stallyns.
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BILL: Check one, two.
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Let's dance,
Freaky Deaky.
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You got it, Kissy Missy.
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Oh, shh.
Your dad used to call me that.
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Totally aware of that, babe.
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Please enjoy the first
three movements of...
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That Which
Binds Us Through Time...
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The Chemical, Physical, and
Biological Nature of Love...
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An Exploration of
the Meaning of Meaning.
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Part One.
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-Ready, Bill?
-Ready, Ted.
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-One.
-Two.
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BOTH: One, two, three, four.
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Dad, I've told you
a thousand times,
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Bill and I
have to keep going till...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Till your
music unites the world.
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Chief Logan, the people
in the future told us...
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Bill, Bill, Bill,
you didn't time-travel.
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TED: We did.
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Your wives
aren't from medieval England.
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BILL: They are.
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LOGAN: And you didn't go
to Heaven and Hell.
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We did!
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-You didn't!
-BILL: We did!
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And you know why?
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Because it's impossible.
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Here's a real idea
for you two.
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Here it comes, dude.
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Get real jobs.
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Be role models
to your daughters.
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Oh, never mind.
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You are.
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They're 24,
they live at home
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and they're unemployed.
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You remember
when you used to call them
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"Little Bill," "Little Ted"?
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We thought
it was cute, Gramps.
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BILL: Hey.
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Yeah. Well, it turned out
to be a curse.
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All I ever see them do is
sit around, listen to music.
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That is our primary activity,
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-definitely.
-Yeah.
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You guys okay?
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Joanna, Elizabeth,
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how do you feel about being
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the only adults
in your families?
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The only ones
with actual jobs?
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Let's pack up.
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-JOANNA: Don't listen to him.
-TED: Ouch.
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I really appreciate you
doing this.
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I know it wasn't your choice.
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Of course, Jo.
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I really want this
to work for both of us.
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Yeah.
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Oh, hey.
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How's it goin', dude?
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Good, dude.
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-ELIZABETH: Hi!
-TED: Hey, Jo.
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Oh, no, no.
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I'm sorry,
is this the right day?
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Yeah, totally.
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So, do you understand
why this situation
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might seem at all strange
to your wives?
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No. Not at all.
Why?
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Well, when your wives
suggested couples therapy,
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do you think that this is
what they had in mind?
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Well, definitely.
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I mean, we're
a couple of couples, right?
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-That is true.
-Yeah.
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But usually,
with couples therapy,
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it just means one couple.
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That makes sense.
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Yeah.
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DR. WOOD: Well, but, you know,
we're here,
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so let's work with that.
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-Yes?
-BILL: Yeah.
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Okay, great.
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Um...
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Ted, is there something
you feel
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your wife needs to hear
from you?
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Yeah. Totally.
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We love you guys.
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Ah, that is good, dude.
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DR. WOOD: In a way, yes.
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I mean,
it is great to feel loved.
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But do you understand
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how that might sound strange
to your wives?
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I'll shoot this at Bill.
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No.
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I mean, we love 'em.
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DR. WOOD:
Oh. "We love them."
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-Yeah.
-Yeah. We do.
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Okay. It's the "we" part.
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Um... Ted, can you say
the same thing,
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but instead of "we,"
say "I" in the sentence.
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-Oh. Yeah.
-DR. WOOD: Okay.
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Of course.
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Okay.
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-Elizabeth?
-ELIZABETH: Yes.
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I and Bill love you
and Joanna.
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ELIZABETH: Okay.
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Dude,
with all due respect,
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I don't think
you're quite getting this.
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Go for it, dude.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna do one.
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Yes, go for it, dude.
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-Great.
-Okay.
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-Joanna?
-Mmm-hmm?
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From the very,
very bottom of I
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and Ted's hearts,
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I and Ted
totally love and worship you
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and Elizabeth.
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Perfect, dude.
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Ah, awesome, dude, thanks.
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Joanna, would you or Elizabeth
like to respond to that?
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Oh, well...
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Would you...
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Well, it has been tough
for us.
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At home.
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You know, it's been so hard
watching you
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beat your heads
against the wall for 25 years
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and I'm not sure
how much longer
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we can keep going on
like this.
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What?
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DR. WOOD: Well...
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Bill, Ted,
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I'd love to spend
the last part
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of this session
with your wives.
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Alone?
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Yes, alone.
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Right. Okay.
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JOANNA: We'll see you
at home, okay?
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ELIZABETH:
Okay. All right, then.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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TED: Dude, did you know
they felt that way?
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BILL: We have to fix this.
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The thing is,
they're right, Bill.
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They're princesses.
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Yeah.
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We pulled them out of their
lives to be here with us.
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And they didn't come
all this way for this.
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That's why we gotta
keep working, dude.
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But isn't that the problem?
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Yeah.
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But it's also the solution.
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Yeah. I guess.
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Dude, this is transcendent.
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Is this Fillmore '66?
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No, Monterey Pop, '67.
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That second sound check
where they did that riff
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on Amazing Grace.
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BOTH: How's it goin', Dads?
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BOTH: How's it goin', girls?
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BILLIE: How was therapy?
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-It went okay. Yeah.
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Hey, Dad, by the way,
Gramps was wrong.
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The wedding song
was most luminous.
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Oh, thank you, B.
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Glad you dug it, Billie.
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THEA: No, seriously,
Uncle Ted,
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when did you get so excellent
on theremin?
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Your playing rivaled,
and I'm not kidding,
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Clara Rockmore.
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Aw, thanks, T.
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Clara Rockmore
was definitely an inspiration.
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Yeah.
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-And, Uncle Bill!
-BILL: Yeah.
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The throat singing, I mean,
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it was a whole new level
of eloquence.
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Some serious buga khoomei.
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Whoa.
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Your musical acumen
is most impressive, girls.
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Hey, Dad,
good luck on the song.
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You got this.
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What is it, Ted?
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Liz is right.
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We have been banging our heads
against a wall for 25 years.
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And I'm tired, dude.
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Ted.
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We have a destiny to fulfill.
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TED: Yeah.
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And think
about our fans, dude.
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Bob and Wendy
will totally understand.
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Eileen we haven't heard from
for several years.
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Bill?
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What?
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I went into
Cyrus Adler Music yesterday.
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He said he'd give me $6,400
for the Les Paul.
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Are you saying...
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Yeah.
263
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,737
I think I am.
264
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,654
Yeah.
265
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,571
BOTH: Yeah.
266
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,360
BOTH: Whoa!
267
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,363
Dude! Dude!
268
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,669
It's the future!
269
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,934
Greetings,
my excellent friends.
270
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,892
Do we know you?
271
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,329
I'm Kelly.
272
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,897
Wait, you're Rufus' daughter!
273
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,420
I am.
274
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,379
And I've been wanting to
meet you my whole life.
275
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,424
It must be very disappointing.
276
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,296
Not at all.
277
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,254
We have a problem, gentlemen.
278
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,909
Potentially,
a very serious problem.
279
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,432
About the music?
280
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:04,435
About the music.
They just wanna talk to you.
281
00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,568
Mmm-hmm.
282
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:09,310
Dude, I got a very bad feeling
about this.
283
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,007
It'll be fine, Ted.
284
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,793
They totally love us
in the future, dude.
285
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,627
BOTH: Whoa!
286
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,326
Dude, our dads
are totally in trouble.
287
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,806
I feel so bad for 'em.
288
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,024
They've been doing this
on their own
289
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,330
for the longest time.
290
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:30,679
Yeah, I wish
there was some way
291
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:31,680
we could help 'em out,
you know?
292
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,901
Yeah. But how?
293
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,734
BOTH: Whoa!
294
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,588
-Dude.
-Yeah?
295
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:11,807
The future.
296
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,287
Yeah.
297
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:27,997
BOTH: Rufus.
298
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:32,480
Greetings,
my excellent friends.
299
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,308
What you're looking at is the original phone booth...
300
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,223
Gentlemen?
301
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,225
...that I used on my first
visit to the Great Ones
302
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,575
way back in 1989.
303
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,185
The prophecy tells us...
304
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,067
THE GREAT LEADER:
Bill and Ted.
305
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,201
Step forward.
306
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,906
How's it goin'...
307
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,342
Great Ones?
308
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:09,865
It's, uh...
309
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:12,259
It's good to be back.
310
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,914
What have you got to say
for yourselves?
311
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,441
Be...
312
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,617
excellent to each other.
313
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,314
And party on, dudes.
314
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,925
Yeah.
315
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,928
Twenty-five years ago,
316
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,626
Wyld Stallyns played a concert
317
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,367
at the Grand Canyon.
318
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,456
That's true.
319
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,545
One month ago,
320
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,286
you played the Elks Lodge
321
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,592
in Barstow, California,
for 40 people,
322
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,987
most of whom were there only
because it was $2 taco night,
323
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,641
whatever the hell that means.
324
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,774
-Well, yeah. We did!
-Yeah. We did!
325
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:55,955
You were supposed to
unite the world in song.
326
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,223
According to her father,
327
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,617
a song
created by Preston/Logan...
328
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,358
That's us, dude.
329
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:12,188
...at a concert performed
by everyone in the band
330
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,451
at 7:17 p.m.
331
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,671
at MP 46,
332
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,978
that's tonight,
333
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,545
will save reality
as we know it,
334
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:25,854
uniting humanity
across all time.
335
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,769
Wait...
336
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,684
I'm sorry.
337
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,251
What?
338
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,470
Did you say,
339
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:36,778
"Reality as we know it"?
340
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,780
ALL: Yes!
341
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,788
BOTH: Oh.
342
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,099
BOTH: Whoa.
343
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:57,059
THE GREAT LEADER:
We need to hear the song
344
00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:01,237
in 77 minutes and 25 seconds.
345
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:04,327
You have
everything you require.
346
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,634
Get to work.
347
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,638
Dude, they totally hate us.
348
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:13,554
And I've never even
heard of MP 46.
349
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,164
Yeah.
350
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,600
Kelly!
351
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,213
How does a song save reality?
352
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,824
That I can't tell you,
but it has to.
353
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:25,044
Somehow.
354
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,481
The Great Turntable
is tipping.
355
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,484
That there is the center
of space and time.
356
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:34,488
San Dimas 700 years ago,
7:17 p.m.
357
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,620
My father believed
that the song
358
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,579
could be the nexus point
that brings
359
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,276
humanity into rhythm
and harmony.
360
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,148
How?
361
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,063
KELLY: We only discovered
this recently, but without it,
362
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,803
reality will collapse,
363
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,632
and time and space
will cease to exist.
364
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,767
So until 7:17 p.m...
365
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,421
Anything is possible.
366
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,553
And after 7:17 p.m.?
367
00:17:56,727 --> 00:18:01,210
Without the song,
there is no after 7:17 p.m.
368
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:10,611
This was my dad's.
He'd want you to have it.
369
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,962
It'll help keep track
of the time in San Dimas.
370
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,013
TED: "Sometimes
things don't make sense..."
371
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:25,843
"...until the end
of the story."
372
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,150
That's what my dad
always said.
373
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:31,153
I'll leave you to it?
374
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,210
Okay.
375
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:45,907
Now alls we gotta do
376
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,996
is write the greatest song
ever written.
377
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:51,695
That brings the entire world
into rhythm and harmony.
378
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,872
And saves reality
as we know it.
379
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,657
All through...
380
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,920
time.
381
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:02,967
Dude.
382
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,882
We've spent our whole life
383
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,233
trying to write the song
that will unite the world.
384
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:10,323
What makes us think we can
write it in, like, 75 minutes?
385
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,151
Ted, we had to have written
that song.
386
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,370
The people in the future
told us we did.
387
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,546
Yeah. I guess.
388
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,723
Which means
we have it in us, dude.
389
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,943
Maybe we just haven't
written it yet.
390
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,597
Maybe we're still gonna.
391
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:25,294
Well, if we haven't
written it yet,
392
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,601
but we know
we're gonna at some point,
393
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:29,864
why can't we just
go to the future
394
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,040
when we have written it?
395
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,085
And take it from ourselves!
396
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,000
Yeah!
397
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,959
Ted! You have had many
398
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,135
counterintuitive ideas
over the years,
399
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,658
but this is by far
400
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,183
the counterintuitivest
of them all, dude!
401
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:48,709
Except, won't that be stealing?
402
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,539
How is that stealing
403
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:55,629
if we're stealing it
from ourselves, dude?
404
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,632
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
405
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,027
BILL: I hope it still works.
406
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,594
TED: Yeah.
407
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,686
How far into our future
do you think we gotta go?
408
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,211
It depends on when we think
we wrote that song.
409
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:15,126
Let's be conservative.
Say, two years?
410
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,476
Sounds good, Ted.
411
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,955
Then, once we get the song,
412
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,044
we'll go back home
to right before we left.
413
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,396
And then what?
414
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,921
Unite the world
and save reality, dude.
415
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,449
-Bill, my friend.
-Yes, Ted, my friend?
416
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,495
I have a feeling
things are about to change
417
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:36,974
in a most outstanding way.
418
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,107
I could not agree more.
419
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:02,696
You okay, dude?
420
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,132
Yeah. You?
421
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,873
Yeah.
422
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,614
Let's go say hello to
ourselves and get that song.
423
00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,964
It's a rusty bucket, dude.
424
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,445
50-YEAR-OLD BILL AND TED:
To those who rock
425
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:13,837
Over here, dude.
426
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:14,969
They say
we're talking the talk
427
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,710
But we're walking the walk
428
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:19,495
BILL: Wait. We're playing
Those Who Rock?
429
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:20,714
Here?
430
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:21,932
...rock, yeah!
431
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:25,022
We are those who rock
432
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,110
Everybody!
433
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,504
We are those who rock
434
00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:29,592
Clap your hands now!
435
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:32,769
We are those who rock
436
00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,293
Yeah, rock!
437
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,338
Oh, dude, that's us!
438
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:41,865
Don't look
and they won't see us, dude!
439
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,433
Bill, wait!
440
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:47,218
50-YEAR-OLD BILL:
Go, go, go!
441
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,917
-Almost at the van!
-Hey, us's, stop!
442
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,226
Oh, hello!
443
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:56,924
We totally forgot
you were coming.
444
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:58,969
-Yeah.
-How great to see you.
445
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:03,060
What are you talking about?
You totally ran away from us.
446
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,628
Look, guys, we know exactly
what you're thinking.
447
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,327
Why would we be playing
Open Mic Night at 6:15 p.m.
448
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:11,852
when, in fact, we have become
such huge rock stars again.
449
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:13,201
Yeah.
450
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,245
50-YEAR-OLD TED:
Here's the answer.
451
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,812
-Yeah.
-Us being here
452
00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:17,858
is humorously ironic.
453
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,686
Do you believe us?
454
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,514
No.
455
00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:22,863
Not at all.
456
00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:25,474
Well, I feel sorry
for you, then.
457
00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:27,694
Dude,
I think we came too early.
458
00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:30,827
These other us's
don't have the song.
459
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:32,351
Why don't you go
write it yourselves
460
00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:35,702
instead of trying
to steal it from us?
461
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,574
You're the one
who couldn't write it, Ted.
462
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:44,841
Well, you're the one
who lost his wife, Ted.
463
00:22:45,755 --> 00:22:46,713
BOTH: What?
464
00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:48,236
What are you talking about?
465
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:51,413
Here's what happened, Bill.
466
00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:53,372
After you failed
couples therapy,
467
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:56,287
Liz and Jo were visited by
other thems from the future
468
00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:57,811
who gave them a phone booth
469
00:22:57,985 --> 00:22:59,726
and sent them all
through time and space
470
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,467
looking for just one life
471
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:03,033
where they could be happy
with you!
472
00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:04,513
50-YEAR-OLD TED:
And guess what?
473
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:06,559
BOTH: They didn't find one!
474
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,604
And now we've been alone
for two years
475
00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:11,346
'cause you sent
our wives away.
476
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,956
BOTH: No way.
477
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,654
BOTH: Yes way!
478
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,699
Our wives have been gone
for two years
479
00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,745
and you didn't do anything
about it?
480
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,355
Oh, you did, all right.
481
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,618
You went back
and you made it worse!
482
00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:24,315
50-YEAR-OLD TED:
And guess what else?
483
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,361
Your daughters
won't even talk to you.
484
00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:27,667
What?
485
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,843
-You're a dick, Ted.
486
00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:32,541
-You want a piece of me, Ted?
-Ted, he's not worth it!
487
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:35,022
Hey! He's not worth it, dude.
We gotta go.
488
00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:38,504
Yeah!
And save our marriages.
489
00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,462
Losers! Has-beens!
490
00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:42,159
-TED: Whatever!
-Stop fighting with yourself!
491
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,857
Flashes in the pans!
492
00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:45,206
50-YEAR-OLD BILL:
Stop fighting with yourself!
493
00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,516
That did not go well.
494
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:53,997
Yeah. And your you is
a very contentious dickweed.
495
00:23:54,171 --> 00:23:56,565
Bill, we gotta go back
and talk with Liz and Jo.
496
00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:58,175
On it, dude.
497
00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:09,186
Please, Mother,
Dad said Preston/Logan
498
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,406
and everyone in the band
will unite...
499
00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:14,061
I remember what he said.
Every word.
500
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:15,628
Well, then,
give them a chance.
501
00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,064
I gave them a chance
502
00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:18,805
and everything they could
possibly need,
503
00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:20,633
but they bolted.
504
00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:23,331
Kelly,
505
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,246
you know your father and I
agreed on everything,
506
00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:27,248
but there are
other interpretations
507
00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:29,163
of the information
he was acting on.
508
00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:30,904
I'm aware of that.
509
00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:33,472
Many on the council believe
that it is, in fact,
510
00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:35,299
the death of Bill and Ted
511
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,954
that will bring the new epoch.
512
00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:40,914
Well, I disagree
with that completely!
513
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:42,655
That's atrocious!
514
00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:45,527
Well, maybe someday
when you're the Great Leader,
515
00:24:45,701 --> 00:24:46,963
you can make the decisions
516
00:24:47,137 --> 00:24:49,270
that will affect
all time and space.
517
00:24:49,444 --> 00:24:51,968
You could just say "Leader."
518
00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:53,666
-So pretentious.
-Is it ready?
519
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,669
LEAD SCIENTIST: Yes,
Great Leader. It should be.
520
00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:57,713
THE GREAT LEADER: "Should be"?
521
00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,019
LEAD SCIENTIST: Is.
522
00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:00,934
Madam.
523
00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:03,110
Do you know who I am?
524
00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:07,157
Yes, Great Leader.
525
00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:14,730
You know what to do.
526
00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:17,907
You must not fail.
527
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,648
Must...
528
00:25:19,822 --> 00:25:20,997
not...
529
00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:22,651
fail.
530
00:25:29,919 --> 00:25:32,531
I cannot believe you're gonna
kill Bill and Ted!
531
00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:34,271
Dad would be so mad at you.
532
00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:37,057
We're out of options, Kel.
533
00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:39,625
The unravelling
has already begun.
534
00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:57,991
Future dude! You're back?
535
00:25:58,165 --> 00:26:00,820
I'm looking for your fathers.
Have they been here?
536
00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:03,126
THEA: No.
537
00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:11,482
BILLIE: Where are our dads?
538
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:12,745
They're in a tribulation,
aren't they?
539
00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:14,355
They are.
540
00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:15,486
Listen, you didn't see
a scary-looking robot
541
00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:16,618
from the future, did you?
542
00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:18,011
Oh, what? No.
543
00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:20,361
My mom, who overreacts
about everything
544
00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:22,581
-just sent one.
-To get our dads?
545
00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:24,670
Don't worry.
I won't let that happen.
546
00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:27,281
Well, we're trying
to help 'em, too.
547
00:26:28,151 --> 00:26:29,413
Hey.
548
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,025
Hey, this can go, like...
549
00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:36,464
like, anywhere, right?
Like, all throughout time?
550
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,422
That's correct,
but I need to stay.
551
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,424
My guess is that
my mom's emissary
552
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:41,643
will be looking for them here.
553
00:26:41,817 --> 00:26:43,427
BILLIE: Well,
554
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,820
Thea and I were gonna help
our dads with their music
555
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:46,300
by putting together
samples for 'em.
556
00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:47,736
Yeah, but now it appears
557
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,520
we could put together
an actual band.
558
00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:50,521
BILLIE: I mean, it's just
them, and they're all alone!
559
00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:52,393
THEA: Hey, so, do you mind
560
00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:53,916
while you stay here and wait
for the scary-looking robot,
561
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,483
you could show us
how to use the booth?
562
00:26:59,443 --> 00:27:00,880
Dude, we gotta remember.
563
00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:02,403
Make it better, not worse!
564
00:27:02,577 --> 00:27:04,884
TED: Yeah.
I hope they're still there.
565
00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:07,887
It's just that the job that
they've been given, it is...
566
00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:09,628
-Impossible.
-...impossible.
567
00:27:09,802 --> 00:27:11,325
-Joanna!
568
00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:12,543
-Elizabeth!
-ELIZABETH: Hi!
569
00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:13,762
BOTH: We need to talk to you.
570
00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:15,329
Oh, and we're back.
571
00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:17,070
This is super important,
Dr. Wood.
572
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:19,463
We just saw ourselves
two years in the future.
573
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,813
Wait, you're
time-travelling again?
574
00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:22,597
Only to save reality
as we know it.
575
00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:24,294
Okay. Maybe...
576
00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:25,818
BILL: But we just found out
something way worse.
577
00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:27,297
-You're leaving us.
-JOANNA: What?
578
00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:29,648
-What? No, we're not.
-No, are we?
579
00:27:29,822 --> 00:27:31,171
Yes. You are.
580
00:27:31,345 --> 00:27:33,782
Yeah. And you have real
good reason to, Jo.
581
00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:35,392
TED: 'Cause
we seriously appear
582
00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:36,959
to be living in our van.
583
00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:39,396
Oh, dude, we are totally
living in that van.
584
00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:40,963
And I'm drinking way too much.
585
00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:42,269
Darling, you don't even drink.
586
00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:43,618
-TED: Not yet.
587
00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:45,141
But I'm going to. A lot.
588
00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:46,926
-ELIZABETH: What?
-Yeah. And the lying.
589
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,102
You cannot believe
what liars we are.
590
00:27:49,276 --> 00:27:52,105
Yeah, desperate, pathetic,
lying losers.
591
00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:53,628
Oh, no!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
592
00:27:53,802 --> 00:27:55,412
Okay, let's stop for a moment
593
00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:57,588
and take notice
of the dynamic.
594
00:27:57,763 --> 00:28:00,287
Uh, threatened by the thought
of losing your...
595
00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:01,418
Princesses.
596
00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:02,855
Sure. That's a word.
597
00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:04,508
No, we actually
are princesses.
598
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,815
We were born in 1410.
1408.
599
00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:09,862
Okay.
What about us leaving you?
600
00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:11,037
BILL: Oh, man.
601
00:28:11,211 --> 00:28:13,213
That's totally why we're here.
602
00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:14,518
Yeah. To prove that we're not
603
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,998
the losers
we just saw we were.
604
00:28:16,172 --> 00:28:18,392
Even though those loser us's
tried to tell us
605
00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:20,046
not to come and talk to you.
606
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:22,091
Yeah. Like we were somehow
gonna make it worse.
607
00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:26,661
But we're not
making it worse, right?
608
00:28:27,488 --> 00:28:28,750
Elizabeth?
609
00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:30,230
-Joanna?
-JOANNA: Hmm?
610
00:28:30,404 --> 00:28:31,753
TED: Dr. Wood?
611
00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:33,276
Huh?
612
00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:34,930
Dude,
we totally made it worse.
613
00:28:35,104 --> 00:28:37,585
-We'll be back.
-TED: And make it better.
614
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,849
When you say 1408,
you mean the year...
615
00:28:41,023 --> 00:28:42,808
-Oh, one last thing.
-Yeah.
616
00:28:42,982 --> 00:28:44,940
Older yous from the future
are just about to show up
617
00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:46,333
to take you on a trip
618
00:28:46,507 --> 00:28:47,856
in search of a happy life
with us.
619
00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:50,467
Don't go. 'Cause you're not
gonna find one.
620
00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:51,512
Yeah, but you're gonna go.
621
00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:52,687
-So, don't go.
-So, go?
622
00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:55,081
No. I guess, go.
623
00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:56,691
BOTH: We love you guys.
624
00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:58,388
We're gonna fix it.
625
00:29:03,437 --> 00:29:04,786
That went terrible, dude.
626
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,570
Two years forward
was clearly not enough.
627
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,181
Let's try five this time.
628
00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:10,096
Dude, I miss Liz already.
629
00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:11,619
Hang in there, Ted.
630
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,490
Things are about to get
a whole lot better.
631
00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:15,014
What time is it, dude?
632
00:29:15,188 --> 00:29:17,407
TED: Fifty-eight minutes.
633
00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:18,844
Okay, let's go.
634
00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:35,034
Actually, we have to go, too.
635
00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:38,428
Right. Those older us's
they referred to are outside.
636
00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:39,865
I'm a little bit nervous
637
00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:40,996
to time-travel again,
to be honest.
638
00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:42,041
As am I.
We haven't time-traveled
639
00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:43,564
in more than two decades.
640
00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:45,087
-JOANNA: No, I know.
-You know what, ladies?
641
00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:46,088
I'd like to recommend
we see each other
642
00:29:46,262 --> 00:29:48,438
a minimum of two to three,
643
00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,136
five days a week.
644
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:52,138
-All right, then.
-Lovely, lovely. Thank you.
645
00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:03,105
DR. WOOD: No. No.
646
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:04,541
No!
647
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,601
It worked.
648
00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:22,646
Most indubitably.
649
00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:26,041
BILLIE: You sure this is it?
650
00:30:57,246 --> 00:30:59,205
Uh, excuse me,
Mr. Jimi Hendrix?
651
00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:02,730
Can I just say it is an honor
to be in your presence, dude?
652
00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:06,516
I mean, Electric Ladyland,
what can we even say?
653
00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:07,648
Who are you two?
654
00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:09,563
Oh. Um...
655
00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:12,131
Willamina "Billie" S. Logan,
and Thea "Theodora" Preston.
656
00:31:12,305 --> 00:31:15,612
Yeah. We're here for our dads
to help them unite the world.
657
00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:18,180
Like, no exaggeration,
literally unite the world.
658
00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:20,052
By putting together
a killer band for 'em,
659
00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:21,749
and we had to start
with you, dude.
660
00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:23,620
So, question...
661
00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:27,233
how would you like to be a key
part of this epochal song?
662
00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:30,149
No.
663
00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:38,200
Dude, we have to have
Jimi Hendrix.
664
00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:39,854
Yeah.
665
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:41,987
But how are we gonna get him
to be in a band
666
00:31:42,161 --> 00:31:43,423
with people he hasn't
even heard of?
667
00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:45,381
Well, okay.
668
00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:48,297
Who's somebody
he has heard of?
669
00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,849
LOUIS ARMSTRONG:
Oh, when the saints
670
00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:20,677
Go marching in
671
00:32:20,851 --> 00:32:24,768
Oh, when the saints
go marching in
672
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:28,685
Well, I want to be
in that number
673
00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:32,037
Oh, when the saints
go marching in
674
00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:34,953
All right, all right,
all right. All right.
675
00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:38,782
Can I help you, young ladies?
676
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,480
Uh, we're so sorry.
677
00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:44,745
Please excuse us,
Mr. Armstrong, sir.
678
00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:46,877
Uh...
679
00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:50,359
Might we have a word with you?
680
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:55,364
THEA:
So, that is Amazing Grace
681
00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:57,845
played by a Mr. Jimi Hendrix.
682
00:32:58,019 --> 00:32:59,847
Who's in the band.
683
00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:01,501
And specifically requested
your presence, so...
684
00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:03,372
THEA: And here's why.
685
00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:04,939
Your improvisations,
obviously influenced
686
00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:06,419
by Bunk Johnson
and King Oliver...
687
00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:08,203
Yeah, but ultimately
sui generis.
688
00:33:08,377 --> 00:33:10,292
...totally inspired him, sir.
689
00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:11,902
You gotta come
see this, fellas.
690
00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:13,339
MAN: What you got there, Lou?
691
00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:14,775
BILLIE: You liberated
all music, dude.
692
00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,907
MAN:
Hey, what's that doohickey?
693
00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:26,700
BILL: Damn it!
694
00:33:30,225 --> 00:33:31,618
We did it!
695
00:33:31,792 --> 00:33:33,794
Dude, look at where we live!
696
00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:35,578
One song did all this?
697
00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:37,450
Ted, what if it wasn't
just one song?
698
00:33:37,624 --> 00:33:40,105
What if after we wrote it
and saved the universe,
699
00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:42,933
a dam broke and the songs
just kept comin' and comin'?
700
00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:44,065
Oh, yeah.
701
00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:53,422
53-YEAR-OLD BILL: Hello!
702
00:33:53,596 --> 00:33:56,164
Younger us's, hello!
703
00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:57,513
-Hello!
-Hello!
704
00:33:57,687 --> 00:34:00,081
This time,
we were expecting you.
705
00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:03,041
Yes, and unlike those
sad Open Mic blokes
706
00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:04,303
from three years ago...
707
00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:06,131
We are now finally able
708
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:08,524
to muster some compassion
for them.
709
00:34:08,698 --> 00:34:10,874
...we actually do have...
710
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,572
BOTH: ...the goods.
711
00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:17,533
To your futures.
712
00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:20,058
-We did it, dude.
-Yeah!
713
00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:22,060
ALL: Cheers!
714
00:34:26,325 --> 00:34:29,850
So, uh, why do you both have
English accents?
715
00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:33,462
Ah. Funny story. Please.
716
00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:38,293
Once Bill and I were knighted,
717
00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:41,296
things got so good
with Liz and Jo
718
00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:43,342
that we decided, as families,
719
00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:47,607
to start summering
in medieval England.
720
00:34:47,781 --> 00:34:51,001
And I suppose it just
bloody well rubbed off!
721
00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:55,658
And I can't say how chuffed
we are about it.
722
00:34:55,832 --> 00:34:59,097
BOTH:
That is such a relief!
723
00:35:02,317 --> 00:35:03,710
I must say,
724
00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:06,321
as much as I disliked
those previous us's,
725
00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:07,714
I like these us's.
726
00:35:07,888 --> 00:35:09,107
Yeah. I didn't have
a big problem
727
00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:10,586
with that other me,
728
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,023
but I do like this other me
even more.
729
00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:14,503
Yeah.
730
00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:17,637
Enough talking, mates.
731
00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:19,073
Are you ready...
732
00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:20,944
...for everything...
733
00:35:23,730 --> 00:35:25,427
BOTH: ...to change?
734
00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:33,392
Whoa.
735
00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:49,408
That is truly...
736
00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:52,976
the most amazing song...
737
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,631
I have ever heard.
738
00:35:56,545 --> 00:35:58,330
TED: It's great.
739
00:35:58,504 --> 00:36:00,810
Honestly, I wouldn't have
thought we had it in us.
740
00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:02,899
Ah.
741
00:36:03,509 --> 00:36:05,075
But you do!
742
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,165
And now it's time...
743
00:36:08,949 --> 00:36:11,343
to get it out to the world.
744
00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:14,084
Yeah!
745
00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:21,048
I'll never forget you,
Sir Bill.
746
00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:24,356
Right back at you,
Billie boyo.
747
00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:28,882
So long, I guess.
748
00:36:29,056 --> 00:36:30,188
And thanks!
749
00:36:30,362 --> 00:36:31,450
Yeah.
750
00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:33,016
So long.
751
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,018
53-YEAR-OLD BILL: Tallyho!
752
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,980
Marvelous!
753
00:36:40,154 --> 00:36:42,112
BILL: Ted, why were you acting
so weird with yourself, dude?
754
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,506
I don't know. I always seem
to act weird with myself.
755
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,987
Yeah, you do!
You gotta get over that, dude.
756
00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:48,989
We got the song!
757
00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:52,732
BOTH: Dave Grohl!
758
00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:55,604
Who are you guys?
759
00:36:55,778 --> 00:36:57,127
What're you doin' in my house?
760
00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:58,738
BOTH: Oh, no.
761
00:36:58,912 --> 00:37:00,914
No, no, no.
762
00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:13,143
Now we'll wait
for those other us's
763
00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:15,189
to go back
and change everything.
764
00:37:15,363 --> 00:37:18,061
To our lives
getting a whole lot better.
765
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,628
Yeah.
766
00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:25,286
Ted, seriously, slow down
on the vodka, dude.
767
00:37:27,549 --> 00:37:29,159
You guys totally lied to us!
768
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:31,858
Why haven't you taken the song
back to San Dimas?
769
00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,077
Maybe 'cause it's not
our song!
770
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,818
Poppycock!
771
00:37:35,992 --> 00:37:37,429
It's Dave Grohl's!
772
00:37:37,603 --> 00:37:40,432
And he's outside right now
calling the cops.
773
00:37:42,085 --> 00:37:43,217
Ted, I told you
774
00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:44,566
Dave Grohl came back
this week.
775
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,438
Totally thought
he came back next week.
776
00:37:46,612 --> 00:37:48,701
What were you guys
even thinking?
777
00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:50,877
Just 'cause you two couldn't
come up with a great song...
778
00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:52,574
And Dave Grohl did!
779
00:37:52,748 --> 00:37:54,489
...doesn't mean we should
be punished for that.
780
00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:57,100
We're not gonna do it.
781
00:37:58,624 --> 00:38:00,060
You have to!
782
00:38:00,234 --> 00:38:02,149
It's your only chance
to get our wives back.
783
00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:03,977
You were lying about that?
784
00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:05,892
Of course we were lying.
785
00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:07,720
Oh, man.
786
00:38:07,894 --> 00:38:09,504
Yeah, they don't want anything
to do with you!
787
00:38:09,678 --> 00:38:11,114
'Cause they traveled
all through time
788
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,116
and finally realized
you are losers.
789
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:16,032
Yeah, 'cause you make
bad choices!
790
00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:17,512
Like this!
791
00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:20,210
Now, take the song!
792
00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:21,908
Guys, seriously,
793
00:38:22,082 --> 00:38:24,084
you don't have to
pull guns on us.
794
00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:26,782
Yeah? Watch what happens
when we don't.
795
00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:30,220
See?
796
00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:32,962
I have to admit, Bill.
You were right.
797
00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:34,224
Ted!
798
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,444
-You have to do it.
-Yeah!
799
00:38:36,618 --> 00:38:37,837
-Our life is hell!
-Yeah!
800
00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:38,881
And if you don't go back
and change it...
801
00:38:39,055 --> 00:38:40,100
Change it!
802
00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:56,421
This ends now.
The lies, the delusions.
803
00:38:56,595 --> 00:38:58,597
I'm done with him.
I'm done with both of them.
804
00:38:58,771 --> 00:39:00,120
You're not
gonna kill Ted, Dad.
805
00:39:00,294 --> 00:39:02,514
He broke into
Dave Grohl's house!
806
00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:03,906
Dad, slow down.
807
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,560
We don't have
the whole story yet.
808
00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:10,826
BOTH: Can't get away from us,
Bill and Ted.
809
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,350
Ted, they're right.
They're us.
810
00:39:12,524 --> 00:39:14,482
They remember
everything we're gonna do!
811
00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:16,092
That means
we gotta do something
812
00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:18,356
we can't possibly remember.
813
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,967
Shoot 'em.
814
00:39:23,578 --> 00:39:26,320
Oh, no.
They're gonna do the thing.
815
00:39:26,494 --> 00:39:27,800
I was hoping
816
00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:29,889
they wouldn't remember
that this time.
817
00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:34,284
No one leaves the building.
818
00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:49,387
BILL: Dude, what do we do?
819
00:39:49,561 --> 00:39:51,389
TED: No idea,
that's the point!
820
00:39:51,563 --> 00:39:52,520
BILL: I'm confused!
821
00:39:52,694 --> 00:39:54,043
TED: Me, too!
822
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,008
Ted, that totally worked!
823
00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:04,532
Yeah. Maybe we should always
not know what we're doing.
824
00:40:04,706 --> 00:40:06,012
Time?
825
00:40:06,926 --> 00:40:08,493
TED: Forty-seven minutes.
826
00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:10,364
All right, we gotta keep going
further into the future.
827
00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:12,584
At some point,
we must've written that song.
828
00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:14,629
-Try in five years.
-Okay.
829
00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:20,592
Dude.
830
00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:21,897
What's that?
831
00:40:22,071 --> 00:40:23,595
BILL: I don't know.
832
00:40:23,769 --> 00:40:26,815
But it's most alarming.
833
00:40:26,989 --> 00:40:28,469
-Bill?
-I'm tryin', dude.
834
00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:30,515
-Bill?
-Almost there, dude.
835
00:40:30,689 --> 00:40:32,125
Bill!
836
00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:34,170
I got it!
837
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:58,499
Come on! You again? I said no.
838
00:40:58,673 --> 00:41:00,893
To us. But I bet
you can't say no to this man.
839
00:41:01,067 --> 00:41:03,635
Mr. Jimi Hendrix,
meet Mr. Louis Armstrong.
840
00:41:03,809 --> 00:41:07,595
That lick you played
was the cat's meow, man.
841
00:41:07,769 --> 00:41:09,597
It's blues, but also...
842
00:41:09,771 --> 00:41:11,904
What's the word you used,
young ladies?
843
00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:14,384
-BOTH: Psychedelic.
-Psychedelic.
844
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:16,517
Exactly.
845
00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:18,650
Very funny, whoever you are.
846
00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:21,914
Louis Armstrong's,
like, 65 years old.
847
00:41:22,088 --> 00:41:23,263
Dude, dude, I told you
848
00:41:23,437 --> 00:41:24,612
we should've gotten
older Louis.
849
00:41:24,786 --> 00:41:27,049
It was your idea, too!
850
00:41:27,223 --> 00:41:32,011
Well, the young ladies
picked me up in 1922, Jim.
851
00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:34,230
Which supports both that
we're putting together
852
00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:36,015
a most extraordinary band...
853
00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:37,930
Yeah. And that we are doing so
854
00:41:38,104 --> 00:41:39,714
by traveling
all throughout time.
855
00:41:39,888 --> 00:41:42,021
Come on, give me a break.
856
00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:56,644
He dug that jive, hey?
857
00:41:56,818 --> 00:41:58,298
LOUIS ARMSTRONG:
Potato Head Blues?
858
00:41:58,472 --> 00:41:59,734
What kind of title is that?
859
00:41:59,908 --> 00:42:02,258
BILLIE: A definitive one,
Mr. Armstrong.
860
00:42:02,432 --> 00:42:03,956
LOUIS ARMSTRONG:
So, what you're all saying
861
00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:08,047
is that you love a song
that I wrote in my future?
862
00:42:08,221 --> 00:42:09,439
Which is in your past.
863
00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:12,355
But we're all here
in this present.
864
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:16,229
Which is actually the past?
865
00:42:16,403 --> 00:42:17,796
Exactly, gentlemen.
866
00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:20,886
Fascinating.
867
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:33,855
HerrMozart.
Now we're talkin'.
868
00:44:03,771 --> 00:44:06,339
Yeah!
Hey, Wolfie.
869
00:44:07,688 --> 00:44:09,081
Jimi.
870
00:44:15,261 --> 00:44:17,872
Dude, the future totally
sent a killer robot after us.
871
00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:20,658
That's why we gotta find
the song, dude.
872
00:44:27,534 --> 00:44:28,796
58-YEAR-OLD BILL AND TED:
Hopeless,
873
00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:30,363
helpless dying breath.
874
00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:33,671
PRISONERS: Hopeless,
helpless dying breath.
875
00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:36,456
This can't possibly be
the song, dude.
876
00:44:36,630 --> 00:44:38,066
-58-YEAR-OLD TED: Pain!
-PRISONERS: Pain!
877
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,459
-58-YEAR-OLD BILL: Death!
-PRISONERS: Death!
878
00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:42,157
58-YEAR-OLD BILL:
Welcome to...
879
00:44:42,331 --> 00:44:43,811
ALL: ...the end!
880
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,076
BOTH: No way!
881
00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:50,818
-Enough! Stop!
-Enough! Stop!
882
00:44:52,994 --> 00:44:54,256
Come forward.
883
00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:57,172
BOTH:
How's it goin', Bill and Ted?
884
00:44:57,346 --> 00:44:58,521
How'd you like our song?
885
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,263
-Is that a song?
-Yes!
886
00:45:01,437 --> 00:45:02,917
It's a little
on the dark side,
887
00:45:03,091 --> 00:45:05,790
but, you know, that's cool.
888
00:45:05,964 --> 00:45:07,182
Why are you guys in prison?
889
00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:09,445
Oh, maybe because
you guys left us
890
00:45:09,619 --> 00:45:11,665
to take the fall
five years ago.
891
00:45:11,839 --> 00:45:13,885
Ah. That's funny,
'cause for us
892
00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:15,538
it's only, like,
five minutes ago.
893
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:18,237
-58-YEAR-OLD TED: Huh?
-So, we'll be leaving now.
894
00:45:18,411 --> 00:45:20,413
You're not goin' anywhere,
pretty boy.
895
00:45:20,587 --> 00:45:21,719
58-YEAR-OLD BILL:
We've been waiting for years
896
00:45:21,893 --> 00:45:23,198
to make things right.
897
00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:25,070
But everything's
gonna be different.
898
00:45:25,244 --> 00:45:29,074
'Cause unlike those last us's,
we actually have a song.
899
00:45:29,248 --> 00:45:30,162
Is it a song?
900
00:45:30,336 --> 00:45:31,946
BOTH: Yes!
901
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,602
Bill, Ted, seriously,
we can't take that song back.
902
00:45:35,776 --> 00:45:38,431
Oh, you're not taking it back,
Curly.
903
00:45:38,605 --> 00:45:39,954
We're taking it back!
904
00:45:40,128 --> 00:45:41,651
You're gonna stay here
and rot
905
00:45:41,826 --> 00:45:44,263
and we're gonna go get lives
and our wives back!
906
00:45:44,437 --> 00:45:45,394
And unite the world!
907
00:45:45,568 --> 00:45:46,700
And save reality!
908
00:45:46,874 --> 00:45:48,746
-BOTH: You are?
-BOTH: Yes!
909
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,709
Freeze, Preston/Logan.
910
00:45:55,883 --> 00:45:57,711
You know what happens
if he kills them, dude.
911
00:45:57,885 --> 00:45:59,800
He kills us, dude.
912
00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:03,238
Hold on!
913
00:46:03,412 --> 00:46:05,284
You want some
Bill and Ted, punk?
914
00:46:07,286 --> 00:46:08,417
Get him!
915
00:46:13,683 --> 00:46:14,989
That was not a song.
916
00:46:15,163 --> 00:46:16,382
BOTH: Hmm?
917
00:46:16,556 --> 00:46:19,428
You're being a rotten idiot!
918
00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:20,865
TED: That was horrible, dude.
919
00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:22,388
Those are the worst
us's yet, dude!
920
00:46:22,562 --> 00:46:23,432
Yeah. They did
save us, though.
921
00:46:23,606 --> 00:46:24,520
Yeah.
922
00:46:24,694 --> 00:46:26,087
BOTH: Oh, no!
923
00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:27,959
-Jo!
-Liz!
924
00:46:28,133 --> 00:46:29,482
-ELIZABETH: Oh, hi!
-BOTH: How's it goin'?
925
00:46:29,656 --> 00:46:32,485
-Good.
-Oh, my God, is that you?
926
00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:35,357
-BILL: No, no, no!
-TED: We love you guys.
927
00:46:35,531 --> 00:46:36,837
-BILL: You've gotta go.
-TED: You should probably go.
928
00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:38,360
-JOANNA: All right.
-ELIZABETH: Okay.
929
00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:39,622
-We're gonna fix it!
-ELIZABETH: I got it.
930
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:40,493
Oh, good Lord.
Oh, good heavens.
931
00:46:45,411 --> 00:46:46,455
Dude, what now?
932
00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:47,935
The watch says
sometimes things
933
00:46:48,109 --> 00:46:49,589
don't make sense
till the end of the story.
934
00:46:49,763 --> 00:46:51,504
TED: So?
935
00:46:51,678 --> 00:46:53,811
Maybe we gotta go all the way
to the end to find out, Ted.
936
00:46:53,985 --> 00:46:57,423
-Most... non-triumphant.
937
00:46:57,597 --> 00:46:59,033
Pull yourself together.
938
00:46:59,207 --> 00:47:01,122
-You're a robot!
939
00:47:01,296 --> 00:47:03,385
THE GREAT LEADER: Get to where
they're going next and wait.
940
00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:06,824
We are running out of time.
941
00:47:16,442 --> 00:47:18,792
BILLIE: The myth of Ling Lun
turns out to be true, T.
942
00:47:18,966 --> 00:47:22,187
THEA: I know. And she's a she.
943
00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:45,253
LING LUN: Oh.
944
00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:52,304
Hey,
you wanna be in our band?
945
00:47:53,783 --> 00:47:55,829
- Yeah.
-LING LUN: Oh.
946
00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:07,754
THEA: Grom.
You're gonna love her.
947
00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:10,931
BILLIE: Ling Lun says she's the
greatest drummer of all time.
948
00:48:14,456 --> 00:48:16,023
MOZART: What?
949
00:48:28,557 --> 00:48:31,865
THEA: Hello. Excuse me. Hi.
Miss... Miss Grom...
950
00:48:37,044 --> 00:48:40,091
Well, I'm trying to save
the world, too, Mother.
951
00:48:40,265 --> 00:48:42,876
It's not like your
generation's done that great.
952
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,228
It's getting worse and worse
here, if you were wondering.
953
00:48:48,534 --> 00:48:50,405
Ah. Well, the Sahara Desert
954
00:48:50,579 --> 00:48:52,886
just showed up
in San Dimas, Mother.
955
00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:54,192
Queen Elizabeth
956
00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:55,976
-is looking right at it.
957
00:48:56,150 --> 00:49:00,067
No. No, I'm not
gonna tell you where I am.
958
00:49:00,241 --> 00:49:01,851
Because how do I know
you won't send
959
00:49:02,026 --> 00:49:04,550
your killer robot
after me, Mom?
960
00:49:08,075 --> 00:49:09,120
I gotta go, Mom.
961
00:49:12,732 --> 00:49:15,474
This is bad.
This is really happening.
962
00:49:15,648 --> 00:49:17,084
What's happening?
963
00:49:18,346 --> 00:49:21,349
BOTH: Whoa! Kid Cudi!
964
00:49:21,523 --> 00:49:23,264
THEA:
Hey, how's it goin', dude?
965
00:49:23,438 --> 00:49:25,788
Can someone please tell me
what the hell is happening?
966
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,182
Basically, all time and space
are about to end
967
00:49:28,356 --> 00:49:31,490
unless their dads come up
with a song by 7:17 p.m.
968
00:49:31,664 --> 00:49:33,492
-Wait. What?
-Wait. What?
969
00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:35,450
We thought this was
about the music.
970
00:49:35,624 --> 00:49:38,192
It is. It's also about
the end of space and time.
971
00:49:38,366 --> 00:49:40,847
Dude, this is way worse
than we thought.
972
00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:44,198
So, this is some kind of error
in our holographic dual field?
973
00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:45,504
Or is it a Wilsonian loop
974
00:49:45,678 --> 00:49:47,158
causing a temporal
singularity?
975
00:49:47,332 --> 00:49:48,550
Well, seems to me your
976
00:49:48,724 --> 00:49:50,248
classical tautological
causal circuit.
977
00:49:50,422 --> 00:49:52,380
I don't know. Seems like
textbook entanglement to me.
978
00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:53,903
I must say, your understanding
979
00:49:54,078 --> 00:49:55,905
of our dire circumstance
is most impressive.
980
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,777
You should put it to good use
and help us save reality!
981
00:49:57,951 --> 00:49:59,561
Yeah!
982
00:49:59,735 --> 00:50:00,780
That's great. 'Cause it is
the end of space and time.
983
00:50:00,954 --> 00:50:02,477
Right.
984
00:50:02,651 --> 00:50:05,045
Mr. Armstrong, Mr. Hendrix,
HerrMozart,
985
00:50:05,219 --> 00:50:07,787
Miss Grom, Miss Ling Lun,
and Mr. Cudi,
986
00:50:07,961 --> 00:50:09,093
we're gonna take you
into our dads' studio
987
00:50:09,267 --> 00:50:10,529
and start practicing.
988
00:50:10,703 --> 00:50:12,052
So that when our dads
get back here
989
00:50:12,226 --> 00:50:13,140
with the song
that will unite the world,
990
00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:14,402
you guys can play it for 'em.
991
00:50:14,576 --> 00:50:16,187
BOTH: Sound good?
992
00:50:16,361 --> 00:50:18,754
THEA: Let's get practicing.
993
00:50:19,929 --> 00:50:21,105
Oh.
994
00:50:21,279 --> 00:50:22,802
BOTH: Bogus.
995
00:50:28,895 --> 00:50:30,331
Oops.
996
00:50:30,505 --> 00:50:32,725
I'm so sorry, Great Leader.
997
00:50:33,508 --> 00:50:35,162
Oh, no.
998
00:50:35,336 --> 00:50:37,730
Oh... Oh, no.
999
00:50:40,689 --> 00:50:41,908
Oh, no.
1000
00:50:47,609 --> 00:50:50,047
-Are you okay?
1001
00:50:50,221 --> 00:50:51,483
I think so, dude.
1002
00:50:51,657 --> 00:50:53,311
Are you okay?
1003
00:50:53,485 --> 00:50:54,616
I think so, dude.
1004
00:50:56,749 --> 00:50:58,403
Dude, where are we?
1005
00:51:05,410 --> 00:51:07,020
Are you guys okay?
1006
00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:09,153
KELLY: My mother
just had me killed.
1007
00:51:09,327 --> 00:51:12,417
I didn't think she'd actually
do it, but she did.
1008
00:51:23,689 --> 00:51:28,346
Our sincerest apologies that
we're here, great musicians.
1009
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,088
We just wanted
to help our dads.
1010
00:51:32,263 --> 00:51:36,093
Which we clearly
utterly failed at.
1011
00:51:55,503 --> 00:51:56,591
Time?
1012
00:51:57,766 --> 00:51:59,638
6:48 p.m.
1013
00:52:07,428 --> 00:52:08,995
BOTH: Whoa.
1014
00:52:15,262 --> 00:52:16,568
Dude!
1015
00:52:18,439 --> 00:52:20,659
BILL: Are Jo and Liz here?
1016
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:22,617
Yes.
1017
00:52:28,797 --> 00:52:30,582
And no.
1018
00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:35,500
What did you mean
1019
00:52:35,674 --> 00:52:38,372
"yes and no"?
1020
00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:41,897
There are infinite pasts.
1021
00:52:42,071 --> 00:52:46,946
Each is entangled
with infinite futures.
1022
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,643
So, what are you sayin'?
1023
00:52:48,817 --> 00:52:50,863
Where you end up...
1024
00:52:51,603 --> 00:52:53,170
all depends...
1025
00:52:53,344 --> 00:52:55,389
on what happens...
1026
00:52:55,563 --> 00:52:56,999
with this.
1027
00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:58,479
Is that...
1028
00:52:58,653 --> 00:53:02,483
It's the answer to everything.
1029
00:53:04,703 --> 00:53:05,834
It's called...
1030
00:53:06,922 --> 00:53:09,751
BOTH: Face The Music.
1031
00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:17,672
Dudes...
1032
00:53:17,846 --> 00:53:19,761
who is that on guitar?
1033
00:53:19,935 --> 00:53:22,242
It's you two.
1034
00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:24,766
It is us.
1035
00:53:32,905 --> 00:53:35,037
BOTH: Face The Music.
1036
00:53:37,126 --> 00:53:38,650
Preston/Logan!
1037
00:53:38,824 --> 00:53:43,176
Recorded at 7:17 p.m.
1038
00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:46,919
At MP 46.
1039
00:53:47,093 --> 00:53:50,096
It's in your hands now.
1040
00:53:50,836 --> 00:53:53,404
Go make it happen.
1041
00:53:53,578 --> 00:53:54,753
Thank you, wise old us's.
1042
00:53:54,927 --> 00:53:56,276
Yeah.
1043
00:54:05,546 --> 00:54:08,723
I just wanna say
thank you, Bill,
1044
00:54:08,897 --> 00:54:11,335
for all the times
you've been there for me.
1045
00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:16,601
I feel like I never really
knew you, Ted.
1046
00:54:16,775 --> 00:54:18,255
Oh.
1047
00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:21,127
That's my fault.
1048
00:54:21,301 --> 00:54:24,826
I never truly opened
myself up to you.
1049
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:29,266
The truth is, I looked at you
and saw myself.
1050
00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:34,532
Yeah. I know. Me, too.
1051
00:54:34,706 --> 00:54:39,624
I'm sorry for the times
I let you down, Bill.
1052
00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:41,756
You never have, Bill.
1053
00:54:42,801 --> 00:54:44,933
You never have.
1054
00:54:54,813 --> 00:54:57,119
I'll never forget you, Bill.
1055
00:54:57,685 --> 00:54:59,034
Ever.
1056
00:55:01,689 --> 00:55:03,996
Catch you later, Ted.
1057
00:55:10,698 --> 00:55:13,353
Catch you later, Bill and Ted.
1058
00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:22,275
They're nice boys.
1059
00:55:22,449 --> 00:55:23,885
Yeah.
1060
00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:27,802
Dude! We got the actual
real song!
1061
00:55:27,976 --> 00:55:29,326
Now alls we gotta do
is figure out
1062
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:30,936
how to unite
the whole world with it.
1063
00:55:31,110 --> 00:55:32,111
And save reality.
1064
00:55:32,285 --> 00:55:33,547
Yeah.
1065
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:35,593
-Dude!
-What?
1066
00:55:35,767 --> 00:55:37,943
The booth is gone.
1067
00:55:38,117 --> 00:55:39,248
BILL: What?
1068
00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:41,120
Where did it go?
1069
00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:44,428
I don't know. Let's go back
and ask those wise old us's.
1070
00:55:44,602 --> 00:55:46,560
Yeah. I hope
we're still alive.
1071
00:55:49,955 --> 00:55:51,522
Freeze, Preston/Logan.
1072
00:55:51,696 --> 00:55:53,828
Oh, this is exactly
what we don't need right now.
1073
00:55:54,002 --> 00:55:56,788
We can't. We gotta get back
to the present, like, now.
1074
00:55:56,962 --> 00:55:58,877
Yeah. Look, we know
you were sent here
1075
00:55:59,051 --> 00:56:00,618
to kill us if we didn't have
the song.
1076
00:56:00,792 --> 00:56:04,186
But we actually do have
the song now, so...
1077
00:56:05,057 --> 00:56:07,015
Wait. You have the song?
1078
00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:10,758
Oh...
1079
00:56:11,629 --> 00:56:13,326
Uh...
1080
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:15,633
Mistakes were made.
1081
00:56:16,851 --> 00:56:18,549
Apologies are given.
1082
00:56:18,723 --> 00:56:21,943
You're forgiven. No problem.
But we gotta go, robot dude.
1083
00:56:22,117 --> 00:56:25,382
Wait! No, must expiate guilt.
1084
00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:28,080
For what? We're fine, dude.
Let us go!
1085
00:56:28,254 --> 00:56:31,039
For... murdering family.
1086
00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:33,172
Wait. What?
1087
00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:35,566
What are you talking about?
1088
00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:39,047
I lasered your daughters.
1089
00:56:39,221 --> 00:56:40,266
You lasered them?
1090
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,355
You lasered our daughters?
1091
00:56:42,529 --> 00:56:43,922
BOTH: Where are they?
1092
00:56:44,096 --> 00:56:45,793
Daughters are...
1093
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:47,578
in Hell.
1094
00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:50,450
BOTH: You sent our daughters
to Hell?
1095
00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:54,628
We have to go get them.
1096
00:56:55,586 --> 00:56:57,239
Shoot us.
1097
00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:00,678
I can't shoot you.
You have the song.
1098
00:57:02,070 --> 00:57:03,594
Well, guess what?
1099
00:57:03,768 --> 00:57:05,160
-BILL: Now there's no song.
1100
00:57:05,334 --> 00:57:07,598
TED: Now you got
no choice, Robot.
1101
00:57:07,772 --> 00:57:09,426
You gotta kill us!
1102
00:57:19,784 --> 00:57:21,699
-Can no longer take life.
1103
00:57:22,264 --> 00:57:23,570
What?
1104
00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:25,790
Failure. Failure.
Failure. Failure.
1105
00:57:25,964 --> 00:57:28,662
Dude, we need this guy
to laser us
1106
00:57:28,836 --> 00:57:29,968
but he appears to be having
1107
00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:32,013
some kind of
nervous breakdown.
1108
00:57:32,187 --> 00:57:35,060
Shoot us, Robot!
1109
00:57:35,234 --> 00:57:36,583
I can't.
I'm a failure.
1110
00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:38,237
I don't even deserve to live,
you know?
1111
00:57:38,411 --> 00:57:39,368
BOTH: Shoot us!
1112
00:57:39,543 --> 00:57:41,196
Can't do it. Shoot myself.
1113
00:57:41,370 --> 00:57:42,807
-Wait, don't!
-You can't!
1114
00:57:42,981 --> 00:57:44,722
TED: We gotta go
save Billie and Thea.
1115
00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:46,898
-Let's do it!
-Yeah.
1116
00:57:47,072 --> 00:57:49,988
I'm so sorry!
Goodbye, cruel world!
1117
00:57:55,863 --> 00:57:56,908
It worked!
1118
00:57:57,082 --> 00:57:58,475
Yeah!
1119
00:58:02,914 --> 00:58:04,742
THE ROBOT: ...world!
1120
00:58:06,047 --> 00:58:07,266
That is unexpected.
1121
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,834
Yeah. How can a robot
even die?
1122
00:58:10,008 --> 00:58:11,488
Let's find the girls.
1123
00:58:12,358 --> 00:58:14,665
Can I come with you?
1124
00:58:16,536 --> 00:58:17,842
He did kill us.
1125
00:58:19,844 --> 00:58:21,410
Come on, Robot!
1126
00:58:23,021 --> 00:58:24,892
Wait. I have a name.
1127
00:58:25,676 --> 00:58:27,504
It's Dennis.
1128
00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:29,810
Dennis McCoy.
1129
00:58:29,984 --> 00:58:32,160
Okay. Let's go, Dennis McCoy.
1130
00:58:32,334 --> 00:58:33,858
-Thea!
-Billie!
1131
00:58:34,032 --> 00:58:36,774
Dennis Caleb McCoy.
That's the full name.
1132
00:58:36,948 --> 00:58:39,341
Let's go, dude!
1133
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:42,214
ROBOT:
I feel gratitude. Gratitude.
1134
00:58:42,388 --> 00:58:43,694
Okay, we get it.
1135
00:58:43,868 --> 00:58:45,260
You're a grateful,
totally insecure,
1136
00:58:45,434 --> 00:58:48,699
somehow dead robot
named Dennis Caleb McCoy.
1137
00:58:48,873 --> 00:58:51,049
-Thea!
-Billie!
1138
00:58:52,659 --> 00:58:54,269
How're we gonna
find them, dude?
1139
00:58:54,443 --> 00:58:55,532
I don't know, dude.
1140
00:58:55,706 --> 00:58:58,056
Yeah, I don't even know, dude.
1141
00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:03,409
BOTH: Thea! Billie!
1142
00:59:06,717 --> 00:59:08,283
LEAD SCIENTIST: Great Leader?
1143
00:59:08,457 --> 00:59:10,982
Bill and Ted are dead.
Did it work?
1144
00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:16,117
No.
1145
00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:18,119
Nothing is working.
1146
00:59:20,513 --> 00:59:21,906
Oh...
1147
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,473
They were very nice.
Very nice. Good group.
1148
00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:26,954
-BOTH: Group?
-Yeah. They went that way.
1149
00:59:27,128 --> 00:59:28,521
BOTH: Thanks, demons.
1150
00:59:28,695 --> 00:59:29,827
-DEMON 1: You betcha.
-Enjoy Hell, y'all.
1151
00:59:30,001 --> 00:59:30,784
-Thanks, demons.
-Have a good time, boys.
1152
00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:31,829
I know that's strange.
1153
00:59:32,003 --> 00:59:33,221
What is that, a robot?
1154
00:59:33,395 --> 00:59:35,528
Yeah, that's a robot in Hell.
1155
00:59:35,702 --> 00:59:37,269
-Thea?
-Billie?
1156
00:59:37,443 --> 00:59:39,619
-Thea?
-Billie!
1157
00:59:39,793 --> 00:59:41,229
KELLY: No!
1158
00:59:41,403 --> 00:59:43,449
-Apology not accepted, Mother.
-BOTH: Kelly?
1159
00:59:43,623 --> 00:59:46,844
Ah! Bill and Ted are here.
Did it work, Mom?
1160
00:59:47,888 --> 00:59:49,847
Yeah. That's what I thought.
1161
00:59:50,021 --> 00:59:50,935
BOTH: Where are they?
1162
00:59:51,109 --> 00:59:52,719
They're that way.
1163
00:59:54,547 --> 00:59:55,896
I'm Dennis Caleb McCoy.
I am so...
1164
00:59:56,070 --> 00:59:58,769
No! No.
1165
00:59:58,943 --> 01:00:01,423
Oh, yeah. This is way worse
than the Christmas incident.
1166
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:04,949
And you named him Dennis?
After my ex?
1167
01:00:05,123 --> 01:00:06,733
Get outta here!
1168
01:00:17,396 --> 01:00:19,485
-Thea! Billie!
-Billie! Thea!
1169
01:00:19,659 --> 01:00:21,095
BOTH: Dads!
1170
01:00:25,883 --> 01:00:27,014
BILLIE: Dads!
1171
01:00:29,016 --> 01:00:30,104
How're you doin'?
1172
01:00:30,278 --> 01:00:31,889
Well, you know, we're dead.
1173
01:00:32,063 --> 01:00:33,281
And we're in Hell.
1174
01:00:33,455 --> 01:00:34,761
But how're you doin'?
1175
01:00:34,935 --> 01:00:35,936
BOTH: We're good!
1176
01:00:36,110 --> 01:00:37,895
Yeah. Look who we found.
1177
01:00:38,547 --> 01:00:39,766
Dad?
1178
01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:41,159
Hi, Ted.
1179
01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:44,466
I was wrong.
I mean, you're here.
1180
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:47,948
Which implies that you also
traveled through time
1181
01:00:48,122 --> 01:00:51,648
and that your wives actually
are princesses.
1182
01:00:51,822 --> 01:00:54,215
All of which proves
that it is imperative
1183
01:00:54,389 --> 01:00:56,043
that you write the song
1184
01:00:56,217 --> 01:00:58,524
that will
unite the entire world.
1185
01:00:58,698 --> 01:01:00,874
BOTH: And save reality.
1186
01:01:01,048 --> 01:01:02,180
Wait, is that new?
1187
01:01:02,354 --> 01:01:04,138
BOTH: Yeah.
1188
01:01:04,312 --> 01:01:07,707
Well, then, I should help you
instead of criticizing you.
1189
01:01:07,881 --> 01:01:12,016
And I am very,
very, very sorry.
1190
01:01:12,190 --> 01:01:13,495
Thanks, Dad!
1191
01:01:14,496 --> 01:01:16,107
Yeah, thanks, Chief Logan!
1192
01:01:16,281 --> 01:01:17,935
I wasn't talking to you, Bill.
1193
01:01:18,109 --> 01:01:20,241
Oh. Cool.
1194
01:01:20,415 --> 01:01:23,070
Well, Dads, this is the band
we put together for you.
1195
01:01:23,244 --> 01:01:25,899
This is Jimi Hendrix,
Louis Armstrong...
1196
01:01:26,073 --> 01:01:29,381
And Mozart,
and Ling Lun, and Grom.
1197
01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:32,297
JIMI HENDRIX:
A pleasure, gentlemen.
1198
01:01:32,471 --> 01:01:34,908
You raised
two fine young girls.
1199
01:01:35,082 --> 01:01:36,431
-BOTH: Thank you.
-BILLIE: And this is Kid Cudi
1200
01:01:36,605 --> 01:01:38,433
who's not technically
a historical figure.
1201
01:01:38,607 --> 01:01:40,609
-Kinda am now, I think.
-Yeah.
1202
01:01:40,784 --> 01:01:42,873
It's a great honor
to meet you all.
1203
01:01:43,047 --> 01:01:47,704
Yeah. Welcome to,
and sorry about, Hell.
1204
01:01:47,878 --> 01:01:48,792
My bad.
1205
01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:54,928
Oh.
That's Dennis Caleb McCoy.
1206
01:01:55,102 --> 01:01:58,018
We've met. He killed us.
1207
01:01:58,192 --> 01:01:59,933
ROBOT:
I'm really sorry
1208
01:02:00,107 --> 01:02:02,370
that I lasered you all.
1209
01:02:02,544 --> 01:02:04,198
And...
1210
01:02:04,372 --> 01:02:06,331
I just need to tell you...
1211
01:02:06,505 --> 01:02:10,988
My name is
Dennis Caleb McCoy, and...
1212
01:02:11,162 --> 01:02:13,077
TED: Thank you, Dennis.
1213
01:02:13,251 --> 01:02:15,209
Well, thanks for
coming to get us.
1214
01:02:15,383 --> 01:02:16,384
How're we gonna
get outta here?
1215
01:02:16,558 --> 01:02:18,082
We're gonna go talk to Death.
1216
01:02:18,256 --> 01:02:20,780
Oh. Well, isn't he still mad
at you guys?
1217
01:02:20,954 --> 01:02:22,173
Oh, yeah.
1218
01:02:22,347 --> 01:02:24,001
-And we're still mad at him.
-Yeah.
1219
01:02:24,175 --> 01:02:25,611
Oh.
1220
01:02:25,785 --> 01:02:26,830
Nineteen minutes.
1221
01:02:27,004 --> 01:02:28,657
Everyone, follow us.
1222
01:02:32,574 --> 01:02:34,272
DEATH: Yes way!
1223
01:02:35,534 --> 01:02:39,103
Best 75 out of 81.
1224
01:02:39,277 --> 01:02:41,322
Is he playing Hopscotch
by himself?
1225
01:02:41,496 --> 01:02:42,671
DEATH: I have
bested you again.
1226
01:02:42,846 --> 01:02:45,065
BILL:
He looks miserable, dude.
1227
01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:47,067
DEATH: Yes!
1228
01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:48,416
Dude, he's cheating!
1229
01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:49,896
Yes!
1230
01:02:52,464 --> 01:02:53,900
-DEATH: Take a hike.
-Let's go, dude.
1231
01:02:54,074 --> 01:02:55,032
Good luck, Dads.
1232
01:02:55,206 --> 01:02:56,163
-Be sweet.
-TED: Okay.
1233
01:02:56,337 --> 01:02:57,686
BILL: Okay.
1234
01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:03,692
BOTH: Hey, Death.
1235
01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:07,914
Why, if it isn't
the Wyld Stallyns.
1236
01:03:09,394 --> 01:03:11,135
Have you come to sue me again?
1237
01:03:11,309 --> 01:03:13,224
TED: No, Death. Not at all.
1238
01:03:13,398 --> 01:03:15,530
No. We just need
to talk to you, Death.
1239
01:03:16,270 --> 01:03:18,446
Talk to the hand.
1240
01:03:20,144 --> 01:03:21,972
It will only take
a second, dude.
1241
01:03:23,538 --> 01:03:25,149
-TED: Death!
-BILL: Come on, dude.
1242
01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:30,676
DEATH: Who is it?
1243
01:03:30,850 --> 01:03:32,721
Bill and Ted!
1244
01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:36,508
What? Did your
restraining order run out?
1245
01:03:36,682 --> 01:03:38,553
Did the judge change his mind?
1246
01:03:38,727 --> 01:03:42,035
So, now I am allowed
to get close to you? Hmm?
1247
01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:43,167
Is this too close?
1248
01:03:43,341 --> 01:03:44,516
Death.
1249
01:03:44,690 --> 01:03:46,866
We didn't want to sue you,
dude.
1250
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:50,043
-Remember, be sweet, dude.
-You're right.
1251
01:03:50,217 --> 01:03:53,742
You tried to take the name
Wyld Stallyns.
1252
01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:55,788
I was Wyld Stallyns.
1253
01:03:55,962 --> 01:03:57,485
What are you talking about?
1254
01:03:57,659 --> 01:04:00,140
You kicked me out
because you was jealous of me.
1255
01:04:00,314 --> 01:04:01,838
-No, no, no, dude.
-Yes, yes, yes.
1256
01:04:02,012 --> 01:04:03,752
You quit the band
to go out on your own!
1257
01:04:03,927 --> 01:04:05,493
You wouldn't let me play!
1258
01:04:05,667 --> 01:04:08,235
Dude, you were playing
40-minute bass solos.
1259
01:04:08,409 --> 01:04:09,758
No one but you could play!
1260
01:04:09,933 --> 01:04:12,283
I was in the groove!
1261
01:04:12,457 --> 01:04:14,894
-What?
-Those 40-minute solos,
1262
01:04:15,068 --> 01:04:18,158
that was the highlight
of your shows.
1263
01:04:18,332 --> 01:04:21,553
It's no wonder
you went down in the tubes.
1264
01:04:25,774 --> 01:04:27,428
What're we gonna do?
1265
01:04:28,342 --> 01:04:29,648
Oh...
1266
01:04:29,822 --> 01:04:31,955
BILL: Death, the reason
we came here is 'cause
1267
01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:33,695
we have to play a song
at some place
1268
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:34,871
called MP 46,
1269
01:04:35,045 --> 01:04:36,742
-like, right now.
-Hmm.
1270
01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:40,354
All of time is gonna fold
in on itself, dude.
1271
01:04:40,528 --> 01:04:43,183
I have been demoted down here
1272
01:04:43,357 --> 01:04:47,405
because I took two so-called
"friends" back up
1273
01:04:47,579 --> 01:04:49,711
who should not have gone
back up.
1274
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,844
So, if that is why
you're here...
1275
01:04:52,018 --> 01:04:55,021
Sorry, not sorry.
1276
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:57,241
Bye!
1277
01:04:58,590 --> 01:05:00,679
-What now?
-I don't know, dude.
1278
01:05:00,853 --> 01:05:02,899
Dads, we have an idea.
1279
01:05:03,073 --> 01:05:04,770
You mind if we try?
1280
01:05:04,944 --> 01:05:05,945
I mean, the dude is the most
rad bass player, like, ever.
1281
01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:07,425
Yeah.
1282
01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:10,167
BOTH: Please.
1283
01:05:10,341 --> 01:05:12,212
-BILLIE: Okay.
-Come on.
1284
01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:14,258
-THEA: All right.
-He's kind of a dick.
1285
01:05:14,432 --> 01:05:15,999
THEA: Okay.
1286
01:05:24,964 --> 01:05:28,968
BOTH: Dads, we think
you should wait outside.
1287
01:05:46,246 --> 01:05:48,596
-Oh.
-Excuse us, Mr. Death, sir.
1288
01:05:48,770 --> 01:05:50,642
It's good to see you again,
Mr. Death, sir.
1289
01:05:50,816 --> 01:05:53,775
Well, if it isn't Little Bill
and Little Ted.
1290
01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:56,126
We're still your hugest fans.
1291
01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:57,431
Yeah.
1292
01:05:58,867 --> 01:06:00,652
Don't fudge with me.
1293
01:06:00,826 --> 01:06:02,001
We're not fudging
with you, sir.
1294
01:06:02,175 --> 01:06:03,611
-It's legit.
-Yeah.
1295
01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:04,830
-DEATH: Really?
-Yeah.
1296
01:06:05,004 --> 01:06:06,310
I mean, The Lonely Soul Surfer
1297
01:06:06,484 --> 01:06:09,095
was the most underrated album
in 1998.
1298
01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:10,923
The critics hated it.
1299
01:06:11,097 --> 01:06:12,229
Well, they just weren't ready
1300
01:06:12,403 --> 01:06:13,708
for an album
that was all bass.
1301
01:06:13,882 --> 01:06:17,060
"It was all over the place,"
they said.
1302
01:06:17,234 --> 01:06:21,586
"It was a raging,
confused mess," they said.
1303
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:26,460
"It was even worse than
Pale on Pale,"they said.
1304
01:06:26,634 --> 01:06:28,593
BOTH: Well...
1305
01:06:28,767 --> 01:06:31,944
It was, in parts.
1306
01:06:32,118 --> 01:06:33,598
But in other parts...
1307
01:06:33,772 --> 01:06:35,513
The outro
in I'll Never Be Loved
1308
01:06:35,687 --> 01:06:38,081
is the most bodacious.
1309
01:06:38,255 --> 01:06:39,647
I mean, the last three bars
1310
01:06:39,821 --> 01:06:42,085
before the chorus
in Too Pale to Cry...
1311
01:06:42,259 --> 01:06:44,261
Oh, well...
1312
01:06:44,435 --> 01:06:49,048
What did you think of the hook
in Boogie Down With Doctor D?
1313
01:06:49,222 --> 01:06:51,094
What can we even say?
1314
01:06:51,268 --> 01:06:54,575
Insane. We've never seen
left-hand technique like that.
1315
01:06:54,749 --> 01:06:57,622
I know! I was self-taught.
1316
01:06:57,796 --> 01:07:01,060
You have some crazy,
crazy skills, dude!
1317
01:07:01,234 --> 01:07:03,758
Well...
1318
01:07:03,932 --> 01:07:05,760
-You know what you need?
-Hmm?
1319
01:07:07,110 --> 01:07:09,503
You just need a band.
1320
01:07:09,677 --> 01:07:11,201
And the band needs you.
1321
01:07:13,246 --> 01:07:14,160
Oh.
1322
01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:16,119
-T?
-B.
1323
01:07:20,427 --> 01:07:21,733
Come on in.
1324
01:07:22,864 --> 01:07:24,475
Dads,
1325
01:07:24,649 --> 01:07:27,391
is there something you would
like to say to Death?
1326
01:07:27,565 --> 01:07:30,524
Oh...
1327
01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:46,018
We're sorry for how things
went between us, Death.
1328
01:07:46,192 --> 01:07:47,498
Yeah.
1329
01:07:47,672 --> 01:07:49,369
Sincerely sorry.
1330
01:07:51,328 --> 01:07:56,246
I am sorry that fame
went to my head.
1331
01:07:57,638 --> 01:07:59,988
It's very intoxicating.
1332
01:08:01,251 --> 01:08:04,950
We really did love playing
with you, dude.
1333
01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:08,388
We really did rock, didn't we?
1334
01:08:08,562 --> 01:08:10,999
-We definitely did.
1335
01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:13,350
And if it's not too late,
Death...
1336
01:08:13,524 --> 01:08:14,873
DEATH: Yeah?
1337
01:08:15,047 --> 01:08:18,572
Would you
consider rejoining...
1338
01:08:18,746 --> 01:08:21,575
BOTH: Wyld Stallyns?
1339
01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:25,101
Oh... I...
1340
01:08:32,717 --> 01:08:34,588
I suppose.
1341
01:08:50,735 --> 01:08:52,389
Okay, let's go!
1342
01:08:52,563 --> 01:08:54,826
Right. Right.
1343
01:08:59,570 --> 01:09:02,007
It's Dennis. Hi.
1344
01:09:05,184 --> 01:09:06,664
-I got lost.
-TED: Get in, Dennis.
1345
01:09:06,838 --> 01:09:08,970
Okay.
Thank you, guys.
1346
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:10,755
-Hey, Kid Cudi.
-Hey, Dennis.
1347
01:09:10,929 --> 01:09:12,104
-Oh, hello. Hello, everyone.
1348
01:09:12,278 --> 01:09:14,454
Hey. Hey. Yeah, okay, friends.
1349
01:09:14,628 --> 01:09:16,761
Let's rock!
1350
01:09:24,464 --> 01:09:27,728
It was cool
when you said, "Let's rock,"
1351
01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:30,383
because it made me
want to rock.
1352
01:09:30,557 --> 01:09:32,124
Uh-huh.
1353
01:09:32,298 --> 01:09:34,648
You don't just get to rock.
1354
01:09:34,822 --> 01:09:37,869
You got to earn the right
to rock.
1355
01:09:38,043 --> 01:09:41,481
Dude! We got 11 minutes.
1356
01:09:41,655 --> 01:09:43,831
Anyone know where MP 46 is?
1357
01:09:44,005 --> 01:09:45,398
Depends on your perspective.
1358
01:09:45,572 --> 01:09:47,400
To really dig the groove
of the quantum realm,
1359
01:09:47,574 --> 01:09:49,228
you gotta choose a place
to dig it from.
1360
01:09:49,402 --> 01:09:50,664
Dig?
1361
01:09:52,362 --> 01:09:54,973
Anyone know where MP 46 is?
1362
01:10:01,545 --> 01:10:03,155
We're never gonna
make our flight.
1363
01:10:09,161 --> 01:10:11,642
MISSY: Deac, Deac.
Look at that.
1364
01:10:15,385 --> 01:10:17,430
Whoa!
1365
01:10:18,126 --> 01:10:19,476
I got this.
1366
01:10:20,825 --> 01:10:22,218
Stop!
1367
01:10:26,787 --> 01:10:28,354
BOTH: We're back!
1368
01:10:28,528 --> 01:10:29,790
What?
1369
01:10:32,402 --> 01:10:33,925
BOTH: This is bad.
1370
01:10:35,927 --> 01:10:37,842
BOTH: Really bad.
1371
01:10:38,930 --> 01:10:41,149
BILLIE: Okay, guys, let's go!
1372
01:10:43,848 --> 01:10:45,284
Come on!
1373
01:10:45,458 --> 01:10:47,025
Come on, Mozart.
1374
01:10:49,549 --> 01:10:50,724
BILL: Oh, Ted! Even if we knew
1375
01:10:50,898 --> 01:10:52,291
where we were
supposed to play,
1376
01:10:52,465 --> 01:10:54,772
there's no way
we'd ever get there in time.
1377
01:10:54,946 --> 01:10:56,861
Bill, look!
1378
01:10:57,035 --> 01:10:59,429
BILL: This is MP 46?
It makes no sense.
1379
01:10:59,603 --> 01:11:01,648
How can the song happen
right here?
1380
01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:05,522
Because this is where
it happened.
1381
01:11:06,392 --> 01:11:07,654
Ted, you're right, dude!
1382
01:11:07,828 --> 01:11:10,788
But, dude,
what're we gonna play?
1383
01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:13,573
I don't know, dude.
1384
01:11:17,403 --> 01:11:20,232
Uh, Bill and Ted?
I saved these.
1385
01:11:20,406 --> 01:11:22,060
I'm not sure if...
1386
01:11:22,234 --> 01:11:24,454
they're of any use, but...
1387
01:11:24,628 --> 01:11:26,456
-Thanks, Dennis.
-THEA: Dads!
1388
01:11:26,630 --> 01:11:28,545
Dads! MP 46.
1389
01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:30,068
And the band is ready to play.
1390
01:11:30,242 --> 01:11:32,549
Alls we need is the song.
1391
01:11:37,858 --> 01:11:39,425
Thea.
1392
01:11:39,599 --> 01:11:40,948
Billie.
1393
01:11:41,122 --> 01:11:44,387
We don't know
how to tell you this.
1394
01:11:44,561 --> 01:11:46,824
We don't have the song.
1395
01:11:48,129 --> 01:11:49,261
Wait...
1396
01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:51,307
BOTH: You don't?
1397
01:11:53,091 --> 01:11:54,614
BOTH: No.
1398
01:11:55,223 --> 01:11:56,486
We're sorry.
1399
01:11:56,660 --> 01:11:58,662
We're sorry, Dads.
1400
01:11:58,836 --> 01:12:01,404
Yeah, we really wanted to
help you out with this.
1401
01:12:06,713 --> 01:12:09,455
Dude, you seeing
what I'm seeing?
1402
01:12:13,764 --> 01:12:15,156
Preston?
1403
01:12:15,809 --> 01:12:17,289
Logan?
1404
01:12:19,639 --> 01:12:22,076
Preston/Logan.
1405
01:12:23,730 --> 01:12:25,384
Whoa.
1406
01:12:26,516 --> 01:12:28,561
BOTH: What is it, Dads?
1407
01:12:28,735 --> 01:12:30,346
BOTH: It's you!
1408
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:32,043
BOTH: What?
1409
01:12:32,217 --> 01:12:34,959
It was you the whole time.
We just didn't see it.
1410
01:12:35,133 --> 01:12:36,308
We can't write music.
1411
01:12:36,482 --> 01:12:38,702
Whatever...
We just listen to stuff.
1412
01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:40,225
From things we like.
1413
01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:41,531
And we just kind of
put stuff together.
1414
01:12:41,705 --> 01:12:43,184
Yeah, maybe you just
listen a little,
1415
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,664
make things you like.
1416
01:12:44,838 --> 01:12:46,623
And put it all together.
1417
01:12:46,797 --> 01:12:49,843
Girls, you're not here
to back us.
1418
01:12:50,017 --> 01:12:52,716
We're here to back you.
1419
01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:54,631
We're your band.
1420
01:12:55,762 --> 01:12:56,937
BOTH: Whoa.
1421
01:13:00,767 --> 01:13:02,247
BOTH: Follow us!
1422
01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:07,774
MAN: Here you go. Instruments!
1423
01:13:07,948 --> 01:13:09,515
-BOTH: Wow!
1424
01:13:09,689 --> 01:13:12,475
Dude, I just thought
of something.
1425
01:13:12,649 --> 01:13:13,867
What is it, Ted?
1426
01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:16,566
How is just listening
to a song...
1427
01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:18,829
...gonna unite
the whole world...
1428
01:13:19,003 --> 01:13:20,831
...throughout all of time?
1429
01:13:21,832 --> 01:13:24,225
That is a good question, dude.
1430
01:13:28,795 --> 01:13:30,580
It's almost like
they'd all have to hear it
1431
01:13:30,754 --> 01:13:32,277
in order to play it.
1432
01:13:32,451 --> 01:13:34,279
Ted, of course! That's how
we're gonna unite 'em.
1433
01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:35,846
We get 'em to play along.
1434
01:13:36,020 --> 01:13:37,195
Well, if that's true,
alls we gotta do is
1435
01:13:37,369 --> 01:13:38,631
get to everyone
throughout all time.
1436
01:13:38,805 --> 01:13:41,112
Yeah, and get 'em instruments,
dude.
1437
01:13:41,286 --> 01:13:43,680
TED: In seven minutes
and 25 seconds.
1438
01:13:43,854 --> 01:13:45,377
What about a tambourine?
1439
01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:47,423
I mean, how hard can it be
to rock with that?
1440
01:13:47,597 --> 01:13:50,687
Tambourine is not as easy
as it looks.
1441
01:13:50,861 --> 01:13:53,254
What about dancing?
I'm a very gifted dancer.
1442
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:54,995
You dance?
1443
01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:56,823
-Mmm-hmm.
-Really?
1444
01:13:56,997 --> 01:14:00,697
Why don't you go over there
and rehearse your dance?
1445
01:14:01,175 --> 01:14:02,438
Okay.
1446
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:04,701
Dude, we have no power!
1447
01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:06,006
Say no more. On it.
1448
01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:07,399
THEA: Okay.
1449
01:14:21,718 --> 01:14:23,328
There! Oh, Jo.
1450
01:14:23,502 --> 01:14:24,764
-Theodore.
-William!
1451
01:14:24,938 --> 01:14:26,026
-Joanna!
-Liz!
1452
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,115
ELIZABETH: Hi.
1453
01:14:28,289 --> 01:14:30,727
Did you find a reality where
we're all happy together?
1454
01:14:30,901 --> 01:14:32,206
ELIZABETH: We did.
1455
01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:35,471
We realized we're happiest
in this reality.
1456
01:14:35,645 --> 01:14:37,168
BOTH: Sweet!
1457
01:14:40,388 --> 01:14:42,695
Now, um, did we hear you say
something about
1458
01:14:42,869 --> 01:14:45,393
distributing instruments
all throughout time?
1459
01:14:45,568 --> 01:14:46,699
Ready, T?
1460
01:14:46,873 --> 01:14:49,659
Five, six,
five, six, seven, eight!
1461
01:14:55,578 --> 01:14:58,189
Oh, my God, what's happening?
1462
01:14:59,103 --> 01:15:00,626
Excuse me, Mr. Cudi, sir?
1463
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,889
Our wives just traveled
through multiple realities.
1464
01:15:03,063 --> 01:15:04,282
And in doing so,
they realized...
1465
01:15:04,456 --> 01:15:05,457
They're all happening
1466
01:15:05,631 --> 01:15:06,545
-simultaneously.
-Simultaneously.
1467
01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:08,460
Do we need individual us's
1468
01:15:08,634 --> 01:15:10,767
to take instruments
to infinite places?
1469
01:15:10,941 --> 01:15:14,031
Okay. See, contrary to what
some have argued,
1470
01:15:14,205 --> 01:15:15,728
universal wave function is,
1471
01:15:15,902 --> 01:15:17,382
epistemologically speaking,
1472
01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:18,862
both cyclic and separating.
In other words...
1473
01:15:19,036 --> 01:15:20,951
Excuse me, Kid Cudi.
I don't mean to be rude,
1474
01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:23,127
but we have, like,
four and a half minutes.
1475
01:15:24,955 --> 01:15:29,220
Madam. Madam! We have to go.
It's not safe to be in here.
1476
01:15:29,394 --> 01:15:31,918
Where were you thinking
of going?
1477
01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:48,761
I think it's a lunar eclipse.
1478
01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:50,850
That is not lunar, you guys.
1479
01:15:56,377 --> 01:15:58,249
This is a disaster, T.
1480
01:15:58,423 --> 01:16:00,033
What are we gonna do, B?
1481
01:16:07,127 --> 01:16:09,216
BOTH: Stop!
1482
01:16:09,390 --> 01:16:11,741
All you need to do is go
in the quantum superposition
1483
01:16:11,915 --> 01:16:13,046
with multiple realities.
1484
01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:15,005
ALL: But how?
1485
01:16:15,179 --> 01:16:17,137
Dudes, the booth is obviously
a tunnel to the quantum realm.
1486
01:16:17,311 --> 01:16:18,791
Go, go, go!
1487
01:16:18,965 --> 01:16:20,401
-Thank you, Mr. Cudi!
-Thank you, Mr. Cudi!
1488
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:21,794
Station.
1489
01:16:21,968 --> 01:16:23,274
ALL: Station!
1490
01:16:23,448 --> 01:16:25,145
-Grom!
-Grom, you start!
1491
01:16:26,494 --> 01:16:28,235
-No, no, no...
-Stop, stop!
1492
01:16:28,409 --> 01:16:29,715
Here.
1493
01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:38,594
And now, Death!
1494
01:16:39,899 --> 01:16:42,162
Well... It's...
Maybe something like...
1495
01:16:42,336 --> 01:16:43,468
BOTH: Too Pale to Cry.
1496
01:16:43,642 --> 01:16:45,644
-That last riff?
-THEA: Amazing!
1497
01:16:47,951 --> 01:16:49,387
BILLIE AND THEA: Yeah.
1498
01:16:55,132 --> 01:16:57,482
TED: What're we gonna tell
people to play?
1499
01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:00,616
-We'll be right back.
-Okay.
1500
01:17:00,790 --> 01:17:03,183
Read me the number
for the infinite, dude.
1501
01:17:05,359 --> 01:17:06,447
TED: Six-nine...
1502
01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:07,579
Six-nine...
1503
01:17:07,753 --> 01:17:09,233
Two-nine-nine...
1504
01:17:09,407 --> 01:17:10,800
-How about that concerto?
-Okay, go tell him.
1505
01:17:10,974 --> 01:17:12,236
Mozart.
1506
01:17:15,892 --> 01:17:17,545
Three-four-five-five...
1507
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:20,636
Five-one-zero-one...
1508
01:17:20,810 --> 01:17:22,202
I already said goodbye
to the girls.
1509
01:17:22,376 --> 01:17:23,900
But I wanna stay here
and dance.
1510
01:17:24,074 --> 01:17:26,076
Dennis.
1511
01:17:26,250 --> 01:17:27,991
Good luck,
my excellent friends.
1512
01:17:28,165 --> 01:17:29,688
BOTH: Thanks, Kelly.
1513
01:17:29,862 --> 01:17:31,037
Later, Dennis.
1514
01:17:31,211 --> 01:17:33,779
My name is Dennis.
Dennis McCoy.
1515
01:17:34,998 --> 01:17:36,521
Two-one-eight.
1516
01:17:36,695 --> 01:17:39,872
THEA: Faster, you know?
Yeah! Now, D.
1517
01:17:40,046 --> 01:17:41,482
Oh, yeah.
1518
01:17:42,353 --> 01:17:44,224
Yeah!
1519
01:17:44,398 --> 01:17:46,357
Watch this!
1520
01:17:52,145 --> 01:17:54,191
Jimi, for the win!
1521
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,455
One-eight-two-eight...
1522
01:17:57,629 --> 01:17:59,196
Okay. Okay.
The girls said C major.
1523
01:17:59,370 --> 01:18:00,980
One-hundred thirteen
beats per minute.
1524
01:18:01,154 --> 01:18:03,809
-Got it.
-All right. Yeah.
1525
01:18:03,983 --> 01:18:06,464
Four-five-five. Five-one...
1526
01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:24,743
-Four-three-five...
-Guys, maybe just press
1527
01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:25,831
the infinite button.
1528
01:18:26,005 --> 01:18:27,311
Oh, yeah.
1529
01:18:27,485 --> 01:18:29,182
ELIZABETH: Yeah.
1530
01:18:34,144 --> 01:18:35,406
One last thing.
1531
01:18:35,580 --> 01:18:37,843
I love you, Elizabeth.
1532
01:18:38,017 --> 01:18:39,584
I love you, Joanna.
1533
01:18:39,758 --> 01:18:41,064
We know.
1534
01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:44,850
I love you.
1535
01:18:45,024 --> 01:18:47,287
-Okay, let's go.
-Okay.
1536
01:19:13,270 --> 01:19:14,837
-How's it goin', Deac?
-Whoa!
1537
01:19:15,011 --> 01:19:16,664
-Missy.
-Oh!
1538
01:19:16,839 --> 01:19:19,580
In case you're wondering,
I'm essentially an infinite me.
1539
01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:20,843
Catch you later.
1540
01:19:21,017 --> 01:19:23,062
BOTH: Outstanding!
1541
01:19:32,593 --> 01:19:33,594
Yeah!
1542
01:19:48,827 --> 01:19:50,698
-Excellent!
-Excellent!
1543
01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:55,703
BOTH: Dads!
1544
01:20:06,018 --> 01:20:07,324
BOTH: Wait.
1545
01:20:13,852 --> 01:20:16,812
San Dimas, make some noise!
1546
01:20:27,300 --> 01:20:28,780
Yeah!
1547
01:20:31,174 --> 01:20:33,263
ALL: Ten, nine...
1548
01:20:33,437 --> 01:20:35,221
eight, seven...
1549
01:20:35,395 --> 01:20:36,701
six...
1550
01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:38,790
-five...
-Dads!
1551
01:20:38,964 --> 01:20:40,270
...four, three...
1552
01:20:40,444 --> 01:20:42,620
two, one.
1553
01:20:53,022 --> 01:20:55,328
Madam, you need to see this.
1554
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:03,902
Your father would be
so proud of you.
1555
01:21:15,653 --> 01:21:16,697
Wow.
1556
01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:18,003
-Bye!
-Bye, Kid Cudi!
1557
01:21:18,177 --> 01:21:19,875
-Bye!
-See ya, Kid Cudi!
1558
01:21:54,997 --> 01:21:56,172
It's working!
1559
01:21:56,346 --> 01:21:57,695
Yeah!
1560
01:22:19,238 --> 01:22:20,674
BILLIE: And so,
it wasn't so much
1561
01:22:20,848 --> 01:22:22,415
the song
that made the difference.
1562
01:22:22,589 --> 01:22:25,549
THEA: It was everyone
playing it together.
1563
01:22:27,246 --> 01:22:28,769
BILLIE: And it worked.
1564
01:29:39,722 --> 01:29:41,724
Dude...
1565
01:29:41,898 --> 01:29:45,945
are you dead yet?
1566
01:29:46,119 --> 01:29:47,817
No.
1567
01:29:51,298 --> 01:29:53,388
Are you?
1568
01:29:54,911 --> 01:29:57,000
No.
1569
01:29:57,174 --> 01:30:03,223
There's one more thing
we need to do
1570
01:30:03,398 --> 01:30:05,356
before we go.
1571
01:30:06,836 --> 01:30:08,664
Definitely.
1572
01:30:21,198 --> 01:30:22,504
Ready, Bill?
1573
01:30:22,678 --> 01:30:24,288
Ready, Ted.
1574
01:30:24,984 --> 01:30:26,421
-One...
-Two...
1575
01:30:26,595 --> 01:30:29,424
BOTH: One, two, three, four!
1576
01:30:57,669 --> 01:30:58,975
95-YEAR-OLD BILL: Okay.
1577
01:30:59,149 --> 01:31:00,585
95-YEAR-OLD TED: Yeah. Okay.
1578
01:31:00,759 --> 01:31:02,935
-Okay.
-Okay.
1579
01:31:16,732 --> 01:31:19,386
-We still got it.
-We still got it.
1580
01:31:19,561 --> 01:31:21,737
-Hey, Bill.
-Yeah?
1581
01:31:28,961 --> 01:31:30,963
Okay, I have to sit down.
1582
01:31:31,964 --> 01:31:33,575
I'm sorry.
1583
01:31:34,793 --> 01:31:36,839
-That was fun.
-That was good.
1584
01:31:41,670 --> 01:31:43,236
Nurse!
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