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Okay... hole me.
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- Mm!
- Nothin' but mouth.
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- Whoa, impressive.
- Are you kidding me?
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That's uh-nothing.
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Diaz has been chucking D-holes
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into my mouth-piece since
we were back at the academy.
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Check this out.
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Oh!
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- Oh!
- Uh-oh.
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Heads!
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What the...?
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It's finally happening!
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Attention, Nine-Nine.
We have an announcement.
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"Shrek Live" is coming back to Broadway!
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- Nope, you dreamed that.
- Aw.
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We just came in here
to tell you to save the date,
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because we're getting
married on May 15th.
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We found a venue!
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Wow!
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Finding a place in the spring
in New York is impossible.
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Sharon and I had to get married
in Albany in December.
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Terry was too cold to consummate.
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- Hm, good to know.
- We got really lucky.
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The place was booked solid for the
next two years, but a couple fell out.
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Of a fifth-floor window.
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She was teetering and
he tried to grab her...
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Babe, we agreed we wouldn't
talk about that part.
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Right... sorry. It was gruesome.
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Never again. The EMTs said that
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it was a meat pancake. I'm done.
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So, tell us about the venue.
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Oh, well, there's not much to tell...
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other than it's a gorgeous mansion!
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- Big ol' house!
- With a professional kitchen.
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- Chop-chop, y'all!
- Ooh.
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A private library for the ceremony.
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My girl loves books!
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Seven bathrooms!
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No lines, ladies!
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And an outdoor reception area.
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Uh-can I get a gazebo?
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I apologize to a host of communities.
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The point is, these nuptials
are going to be "toit"!
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Speaking of "toit nups,"
we better get going,
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because we don't have
a lot of time and we have
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to meet with 17 wedding vendors.
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A jam-packed schedule
that could only be achieved
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by a type-A personality!
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- Jake.
- Yep, we gotta go.
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I have some unfortunate news.
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An NYPD officer has gone missing.
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The department suspects foul play.
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Oh, my God. Do we know the officer?
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Yes, it's...
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Sergeant Peanut Butter.
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- My nemesis.
- Your nemesis is a horse?
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Are you still mad at Peanut Butter
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because he won a medal
the same day as you?
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He totally upstaged me. He Tucci-ed me!
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Look what you get
if you do an image search
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of "Charles Boyle, medal of valor."
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Huh? They cropped me out
of my own photo!
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You just keep that tab open
on your phone all the time?
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No, I just looked it up real fast.
You didn't see.
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Captain, I solved it. Charles
kidnapped Peanut Butter.
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I did not.
But it's no surprise that somebody did.
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Hey, my kids love that horse.
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Your kids need help wiping
their butts, Sarge.
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They're not exactly geniuses.
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The actual suspect is Jesse Gurmwald,
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a disgruntled civilian admin
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who was recently fired
by the mounted unit.
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He's gone to ground,
but detectives throughout
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the city are checking
every possible hideout.
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Diaz, Boyle: here's a list
of locations in our precinct.
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- Be thorough.
- Yes, sir.
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And just to be clear,
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if I went missing, you
guys would conduct
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an equally thorough search, right?
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You should get going.
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So, we can wrap it in silk,
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or, for a more rustic feel... burlap.
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Oh... that's neat, but...
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We want these nups to be toit.
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- Excuse me?
- Could we wrap the flowers
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in "New York Times" crossword puzzles
from key dates in our lives?
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Oh... is that something you'd like?
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Uh, boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!
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Here's the deposit.
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I designed you a signature cocktail.
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I call it the "Peraltiago."
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Ooh!
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Mm... and the judges give
it a score of...
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Jeremy, did you make that cake
that I called you about?
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Yes, I wasn't entirely sure
if you were joking or not, but...
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A Nakatomi Plaza cake?
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The groom is on a licorice hose.
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Welcome to the wedding, pal.
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Oh, Amy.
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These nups may be getting too toit.
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Since Diaz and Boyle are
searching for Peanut Butter,
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I need you to be available to work
any cases that might come in.
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Of course, Captain. My pleasure.
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Morning, Amanda.
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Oh, and I thought we should transfer
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the Glenmoore assault to the Nine-Eight.
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Absolutely. Brian.
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Looking swole.
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You're looking swole. Is today leg day?
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Legs for an hour, two hours
blasting the glutes.
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Terry's got butt for days!
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Excuse me?
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I said, "Terry's got butt for days!"
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Please stop talking about my body.
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- What?
- I'm Teri.
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You just said I had "butt for days."
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Oh, I see what just happened.
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Terry's gonna regret this.
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- Are you threatening me?
- No!
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No, no. This is a misunderstanding.
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My name is also Terry,
and I was talking about my butt.
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So you were complimenting your own body?
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Well, I'm pretty proud of it.
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Do you know how old I am?
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Okay. Apology accepted.
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Seems pretty arrogant, though.
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This might not be the right time,
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but talking about yourself
in the third person
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- has finally...
- Terry knows!
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- I love our venue so much.
- Me too.
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It's like our very own Hogwarts.
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- Yes! And I'm Hermione.
- Yes! And I am Snape.
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- What?
- I never realized I could
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have feelings this strong
about a building.
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Okay, we just have to
drop off our deposit,
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and then we're done for the day.
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Well, it
would appear that we have achieved
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what scholars refer to
as the "toitest of nups"!
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Indeed!
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Ooh!
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Oh, hi Susan.
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- Hey.
- We're normal people.
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Hi, I was just about to call you guys.
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Ah, well, no need to call,
because we are here.
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- And we've got our deposit.
- Thank you so much.
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We just booked all our vendors.
It's really happening.
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Yeah, about that...
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Wait, what's wrong? Something's wrong.
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That's the look my mom
gave me right before
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she told me that my dad left.
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Oh, God, did my dad leave my mom again?
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- How do you know my mom and dad?
- You know, I'm so sorry.
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There must have been a mix-up.
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Someone just contacted my manager
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and booked the venue
before you got here.
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But we had an oral agreement.
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You said we had until
the end of the day... EOD.
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It's not EOD. The D hasn't E'd.
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It won't be E'd for ages!
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I'm sorry. It's out of
my hands, you know?
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Someone just swooped in and got it.
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Wait. Susan... Susan!
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Who? Who would do that?
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Amy, we had something great
in the palm of our hands,
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and then someone swooped
in at the last minute
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and stole it?
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There's only one person
who would do that.
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No. But... it couldn't be!
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Ah, but it is.
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The Vulture!
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Suckers.
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Oh, no. Our nups have been un-toitened.
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We've got loose nups.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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What's your game here, Vulture, huh?
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Why are you renting our venue?
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Why do you think, meat farts?
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- I'm getting married.
- Really?
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You once told me that marriage
is for women and gays.
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And that the only thing you're married
to is banging married chicks.
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Yeah, and I meant it all.
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But love? Love hath changed me.
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No it hathn't.
You just vultured our venue.
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Yeah, but I did it for love.
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My fiancée, she means everything to me.
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You know, she's hot like a chick,
she's smart like a guy.
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Just talking to her
gives me a Harrelson.
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- Harrelson?
- Woody.
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- Ew.
- Yeah.
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Look, I know I've become
that gross, sappy guy,
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but dude, she's the first
chick I ever wanted
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to hang out with post-bang.
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I can't believe a real person
has agreed to marry you.
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Oh, my lady's real, all right.
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Her name is Jean Munhroe,
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and we complete the living hell
out of each other...
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sometimes twice a night.
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Hey, you know what?
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I need to handle this right now.
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Look, I know how hard
it is to find a venue.
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But if it could happen for me,
it could happen for you.
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It happened for you because
it did happen for us.
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Chins up, dingdongs.
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I'm trying to be happy over here.
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Ugh.
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Jake, what are we gonna do?
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We already gave deposits
to all our vendors.
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We're gonna get this place back.
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How? The Vulture's not gonna budge.
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Yeah, maybe, but he does
have a weak spot: his woman.
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Not that women are weak.
Just, she's our best shot,
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- and she happens to be a woman.
- Totally.
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Let's go talk to that spineless skank.
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Yeah.
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Why do we even have
police horses anymore?
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We have motorcycles now.
They're faster, cooler.
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They also don't get boners
in the background
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of every photo of you and the mayor.
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What do you mean?
A horse is a perfect partner.
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Tough, scary, and they don't show you
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30 pictures of their kid dressed
as Wario for Halloween.
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I'm not talking about Nikolaj.
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I literally just showed you
those pictures five minutes ago.
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Really? I don't remember that.
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Hmm.
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NYPD! Hands where we can see 'em!
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Step away from Peanut Butter.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?
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You guys thought you could catch me?
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I'll head him off.
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Fine, I'll get the dumb horse.
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All right. Oh, boy, oh, boy.
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Come on, you idiot!
235
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Run!
236
00:08:20,274 --> 00:08:21,940
Ugh, you dumb horse.
237
00:08:21,976 --> 00:08:22,975
Ha!
238
00:08:24,278 --> 00:08:25,511
Peanut Butter!
239
00:08:30,417 --> 00:08:32,217
Stop! Peanut Butter, stop!
240
00:08:32,253 --> 00:08:33,585
- Stop!
- Boyle!
241
00:08:33,621 --> 00:08:35,487
Just let go!
242
00:08:35,523 --> 00:08:37,856
Okay, we have to force the She-Vulture,
243
00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,859
Jean Munhroe, to give us our venue
back, so put on your game face,
244
00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,327
'cause we're about to
stare down the devil.
245
00:08:42,363 --> 00:08:44,496
Devil can't stare if the
devil's got tears in her eyes
246
00:08:44,532 --> 00:08:45,597
and blood in her ears.
247
00:08:45,633 --> 00:08:47,065
Oh, I love your intensity.
248
00:08:47,101 --> 00:08:48,267
All right, this is where she works.
249
00:08:48,302 --> 00:08:49,835
"The Zenith Fund."
250
00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:51,436
Ulch, it even sounds evil.
251
00:08:51,472 --> 00:08:53,005
Of course it is.
She's marrying the Vulture.
252
00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,306
Everything about her is evil.
253
00:08:54,342 --> 00:08:57,808
Time to enter the den of bastards
who deserve to die.
254
00:08:59,046 --> 00:09:01,914
All right, snake, show your face...
it's a charity.
255
00:09:01,949 --> 00:09:03,348
Amy, it's a charity.
256
00:09:03,384 --> 00:09:05,417
Look at this: "Jean, your selflessness
257
00:09:05,452 --> 00:09:08,704
"puts us all to shame.
Humbled, Michelle Obama."
258
00:09:08,845 --> 00:09:11,056
Damn, Jean.
259
00:09:11,091 --> 00:09:12,891
Hi. Can I help you?
260
00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,294
Uh, yes. We're looking for Jean Munhroe.
261
00:09:15,329 --> 00:09:17,362
- We know her fiancé.
- Oh, I'm Jean.
262
00:09:17,398 --> 00:09:19,431
Are you Jake and Amy?
263
00:09:19,466 --> 00:09:21,066
Keith has told me all about you.
264
00:09:21,101 --> 00:09:22,634
- He says you guys are the best.
- Really?
265
00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:25,204
- Keith says that?
- Yeah... oh, Janice?
266
00:09:25,239 --> 00:09:27,439
That village needs rice.
Double the last shipment.
267
00:09:27,474 --> 00:09:29,901
Just take the overage
out of my paycheck.
268
00:09:30,277 --> 00:09:32,945
So, what brings you guys
to the Zenith Fund?
269
00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:35,514
Uh... actually,
something super important...
270
00:09:35,549 --> 00:09:37,149
Oh, I am so sorry.
271
00:09:37,184 --> 00:09:39,184
- I've gotta take this.
- Mm-hmm.
272
00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:40,802
What do you mean, "roadblock"?
273
00:09:40,838 --> 00:09:42,888
Do I have to fly down there
and talk to the rebels myself?
274
00:09:42,923 --> 00:09:44,456
Just get the rice to those kids.
275
00:09:44,491 --> 00:09:46,665
Asante sana, Rafiki.
276
00:09:47,094 --> 00:09:48,360
Sorry about that.
277
00:09:48,395 --> 00:09:50,095
Wow, your job sounds very intense.
278
00:09:50,130 --> 00:09:51,930
No, no, no, it's nothing
compared to what
279
00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,565
these children go through
on a daily basis.
280
00:09:53,601 --> 00:09:56,001
It really puts things in perspective.
281
00:09:56,036 --> 00:09:57,102
- Right.
- So,
282
00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:58,470
what was the important thing
283
00:09:58,505 --> 00:09:59,504
you came down here to talk about?
284
00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:02,207
Uh... the kids.
285
00:10:02,243 --> 00:10:04,443
- And the rice.
- And...
286
00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:07,735
putting the rice... in the kids.
287
00:10:08,148 --> 00:10:11,650
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have two new donors!
288
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,086
Yay!
289
00:10:14,121 --> 00:10:15,487
Ooh, there's a bell.
290
00:10:15,522 --> 00:10:17,089
Oh!
291
00:10:17,124 --> 00:10:20,198
Do y'all have an ATM?
292
00:10:20,561 --> 00:10:24,029
Sir, can I get $350 in petty cash?
293
00:10:24,064 --> 00:10:26,598
I need to throw an ice cream party
for Teri-with-an-I, make sure
294
00:10:26,634 --> 00:10:28,567
- there's no hard feelings.
- Why?
295
00:10:28,602 --> 00:10:30,269
She gets it was a misunderstanding.
296
00:10:30,304 --> 00:10:32,170
She's a Teri, and you're a Terrance who,
297
00:10:32,206 --> 00:10:35,507
even though he's not a child,
still goes by a nickname ending in a Y.
298
00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:38,076
I mean, don't people call you Ray?
299
00:10:38,112 --> 00:10:39,344
How dare you.
300
00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:41,013
Sir, I don't want any tension
301
00:10:41,048 --> 00:10:43,348
between the squad
and the uniformed officers.
302
00:10:43,384 --> 00:10:45,118
I'm just thinking about the precinct.
303
00:10:45,154 --> 00:10:46,451
You're lying.
304
00:10:46,487 --> 00:10:48,186
You're upset because
Teri-with-an-I called you
305
00:10:48,222 --> 00:10:51,056
arrogant, and you have
a pathological need to be liked.
306
00:10:51,091 --> 00:10:53,125
What? No, I don't.
307
00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,993
I just happen to be a great person
308
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,628
who's naturally beloved by all...
309
00:10:56,664 --> 00:10:58,887
despite my personal ambivalence.
310
00:10:58,923 --> 00:11:02,034
Well, if that's true, then you won't
mind walking across the bullpen
311
00:11:02,069 --> 00:11:04,369
without saying hello to anybody.
312
00:11:04,405 --> 00:11:05,704
No problem.
313
00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:07,472
No nods allowed.
314
00:11:07,508 --> 00:11:08,607
What?
315
00:11:08,642 --> 00:11:10,242
Okay, it's gonna be okay.
316
00:11:10,277 --> 00:11:12,010
You're a busy sergeant.
317
00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,179
They can't always expect you to
be friendly.
318
00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:15,981
Time to go to frown town.
319
00:11:16,016 --> 00:11:17,616
Let's do this, Jeffords.
320
00:11:17,651 --> 00:11:19,017
- Hey, Sarge.
- Bill!
321
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,352
What up, man?
322
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:22,721
You were right.
323
00:11:22,756 --> 00:11:24,990
Terry loves to be loved!
324
00:11:25,025 --> 00:11:27,592
Hey, Monica! Hey, Dough.
325
00:11:27,628 --> 00:11:30,362
Ooh, who wants a nod?
326
00:11:30,397 --> 00:11:33,031
Hey. Any luck finding a new venue
327
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,633
- that's available on May 15th?
- Yeah.
328
00:11:34,668 --> 00:11:37,002
May 15, 2026.
329
00:11:37,037 --> 00:11:38,337
Please tell me the vendors
are giving us back
330
00:11:38,372 --> 00:11:39,671
- our deposits.
- Yes.
331
00:11:39,707 --> 00:11:41,306
One of them. The photographer.
332
00:11:41,342 --> 00:11:42,741
Provided that you hang out with him,
333
00:11:42,776 --> 00:11:44,176
so how do you feel about
spending the weekend
334
00:11:44,211 --> 00:11:45,277
on his houseboat in Yonkers?
335
00:11:45,312 --> 00:11:46,511
Ugh, Jake.
336
00:11:46,547 --> 00:11:48,080
Forget the perfect wedding.
337
00:11:48,115 --> 00:11:49,448
- We're screwed.
- I know.
338
00:11:49,483 --> 00:11:52,217
I can't believe that saint of a woman
is actually marrying the Vulture.
339
00:11:52,252 --> 00:11:53,785
Maybe he's changed.
340
00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:55,087
- How is that even possible?
- I don't know.
341
00:11:55,122 --> 00:11:56,288
Nothing makes sense anymore.
342
00:11:56,323 --> 00:11:58,790
The Vulture's not the Vulture,
good is bad, up is down,
343
00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:00,192
there's a young pope, winter has come.
344
00:12:00,227 --> 00:12:02,394
That reminds me: I ordered
some premium cable channels.
345
00:12:04,565 --> 00:12:06,498
Hitchcock? What was that sound?
346
00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:08,367
I just got an alert from my hookup app.
347
00:12:08,402 --> 00:12:11,269
I'm about to boink with a
local single in my area.
348
00:12:12,573 --> 00:12:13,772
- Ames.
- Jake.
349
00:12:13,807 --> 00:12:15,073
- Ames.
- Jake!
350
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,144
- Ames!
- Jake!
351
00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:18,176
Up is up, down is down,
the Vulture still boinks!
352
00:12:19,242 --> 00:12:20,965
I need to handle this right now.
353
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,898
I can't believe that bastard
is cheating on nice Jean.
354
00:12:22,934 --> 00:12:24,583
We have to save her.
We have to break them up.
355
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,451
- For nice Jean!
- And the starving kids.
356
00:12:26,487 --> 00:12:28,153
- And Michelle Obama.
- And a little side benefit:
357
00:12:28,188 --> 00:12:29,970
if we break them up,
we get our venue back.
358
00:12:30,006 --> 00:12:31,556
Yes, but the main reason
is to save a wonderful person
359
00:12:31,592 --> 00:12:33,125
from making a horrible mistake.
360
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,526
Of course. That's obviously the point.
361
00:12:34,561 --> 00:12:36,128
The venue is just secondary.
362
00:12:36,163 --> 00:12:37,262
What venue? We're great people.
363
00:12:37,297 --> 00:12:39,498
Hey, Jake.
364
00:12:40,228 --> 00:12:41,294
See?
365
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,159
Okay, so the Vulture
is cheating on Jean Munhroe,
366
00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:46,348
which totally tracks, because
he is the epitome of awful.
367
00:12:46,384 --> 00:12:48,195
- Ooh, nice use of "epitome."
- Thanks, babe.
368
00:12:48,231 --> 00:12:49,697
My question is, why pretend to change?
369
00:12:49,732 --> 00:12:51,198
I mean, why get married at all?
370
00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:52,700
I'll tell you why.
371
00:12:52,735 --> 00:12:54,835
Because Jean's dad
is worth $100 million,
372
00:12:54,871 --> 00:12:56,370
and she's his only heir.
373
00:12:56,406 --> 00:12:57,931
Then why did she need our $1,000?
374
00:12:57,967 --> 00:13:00,341
I mean, I'm so happy we gave the money
375
00:13:00,376 --> 00:13:01,776
so the kids could have rice
and et cetera.
376
00:13:01,811 --> 00:13:03,377
- So, how do we break them up?
- Simple.
377
00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:04,945
We catfish him with
Hitchcock's hookup app.
378
00:13:04,981 --> 00:13:07,314
Then, when he takes the bait,
we make him end things
379
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,250
with Jean respectfully and gently.
380
00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:10,718
Perfect. She hurts for a bit,
381
00:13:10,753 --> 00:13:12,286
but she eventually moves on,
382
00:13:12,321 --> 00:13:13,454
and she finds a much better man.
383
00:13:13,489 --> 00:13:16,223
Yes. And as a distant, secondary
benefit, we get the mansion back.
384
00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:17,709
Agreed. Okay.
385
00:13:17,745 --> 00:13:19,493
So, let's create a temptress
386
00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:21,429
- that will boink-match with him.
- Yeah.
387
00:13:21,464 --> 00:13:23,764
- What's the sexiest name?
- Valerie.
388
00:13:24,227 --> 00:13:26,293
That was fast. Do you know a Valerie?
389
00:13:26,329 --> 00:13:28,308
No. I wish.
390
00:13:29,305 --> 00:13:30,805
All right, she's 19,
391
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,340
from Daytona, and her job
is "spray tannist."
392
00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:35,276
Ugh, "tannist." Not a real word.
393
00:13:35,311 --> 00:13:36,277
- It's perfect.
- Yeah.
394
00:13:36,312 --> 00:13:37,712
Okay, she's into
395
00:13:37,747 --> 00:13:39,780
spring break, bong rips, slurping shots,
396
00:13:39,816 --> 00:13:42,004
and crop tops that say "little cutie."
397
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,987
- Noice.
- She is not into...
398
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:46,687
nerds, wearing pants,
needy guys, monogamy,
399
00:13:46,723 --> 00:13:48,975
or feminism, and her quote is,
400
00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:50,982
"Whatever happened
to 'Girls Gone Wild'?"
401
00:13:51,018 --> 00:13:53,360
This Valerie sounds like a real pill.
402
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,498
Okay. Let's see who our matches are.
403
00:13:57,533 --> 00:13:59,567
Here we go.
404
00:13:59,602 --> 00:14:01,244
Uh-huh.
405
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,570
Gross, mm-hmm.
406
00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:04,726
Oh, Hitchcock.
407
00:14:04,762 --> 00:14:07,508
I mean, "Dave, age 28"?
408
00:14:07,543 --> 00:14:08,976
- Ugh.
- Come on.
409
00:14:09,011 --> 00:14:10,511
- Oh!
- Gotcha.
410
00:14:10,546 --> 00:14:12,429
There he is. All right.
411
00:14:12,465 --> 00:14:14,238
And so begins the delicate dance.
412
00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:16,293
We begin with a simple hello.
413
00:14:16,329 --> 00:14:18,103
And then we wait, so as
not to seem too aggressive...
414
00:14:18,139 --> 00:14:19,689
No, he sent us a picture of his penis!
415
00:14:20,757 --> 00:14:22,389
Oh, God, he just sent 15 more.
416
00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:23,591
Oh, God, it's horrible.
But it's wonderful.
417
00:14:23,626 --> 00:14:25,206
We're gonna save Jean!
418
00:14:25,242 --> 00:14:26,427
Yes, and we're gonna
get the mansion back!
419
00:14:26,462 --> 00:14:28,477
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, he put a little hat on it.
420
00:14:28,513 --> 00:14:29,545
Ugh.
421
00:14:29,866 --> 00:14:31,499
Hey, there you are.
422
00:14:31,534 --> 00:14:33,334
- You okay?
- Yeah, no burns.
423
00:14:33,369 --> 00:14:35,402
The doctor said I was lucky
my body was so damp.
424
00:14:35,438 --> 00:14:36,937
- So why did it take so long?
- Well, the EMT spent
425
00:14:36,973 --> 00:14:38,439
loads of time on Peanut Butter.
426
00:14:38,474 --> 00:14:39,507
But you know what?
427
00:14:39,543 --> 00:14:42,984
I don't care, because I saved
that dumb horse, so I'm the hero.
428
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:46,367
And this time, when I get my medal,
my whole face will be in the picture.
429
00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:48,706
- You haven't seen "The Post," have you?
- What? No.
430
00:14:48,742 --> 00:14:49,884
- Why?
- Somebody was walking
431
00:14:49,919 --> 00:14:52,419
by the fire and took a picture
on their cell phone.
432
00:14:52,455 --> 00:14:55,589
What? That's not what happened.
I saved him.
433
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:56,957
That's not how they're reporting it.
434
00:14:56,993 --> 00:14:59,026
No, look. "Daily News" got it right.
435
00:14:59,061 --> 00:15:00,494
Yeah.
436
00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:02,897
"Hero Cop Saves Helpless Buffoon."
437
00:15:02,932 --> 00:15:05,966
Oh, no. Am I the buffoon?
438
00:15:06,002 --> 00:15:07,911
Uh-oh, dropped your phone.
Now we'll never know.
439
00:15:07,947 --> 00:15:09,180
Wait.
440
00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:10,749
There was a dash cam in the car.
441
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,339
We have footage of what really happened!
442
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,557
Brass already called. They don't
want us releasing that footage.
443
00:15:14,593 --> 00:15:16,785
A hero horse is good PR
for the department.
444
00:15:16,821 --> 00:15:19,457
Hey, man, uh...
Peanut Butter's going on "Ellen."
445
00:15:19,493 --> 00:15:21,882
"Ellen"? That's my dream!
446
00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:25,099
Now he gets to dance with DJ tWitch!
447
00:15:25,822 --> 00:15:27,788
What's going on here?
448
00:15:28,108 --> 00:15:30,708
I'm throwing Teri-with-an-I's
party with my own money.
449
00:15:30,744 --> 00:15:32,390
I didn't know her favorite
kind of ice cream,
450
00:15:32,426 --> 00:15:34,054
so I printed a photo of her
and showed it
451
00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:36,616
to all the ice cream places
within 30 blocks.
452
00:15:36,652 --> 00:15:39,834
Nobody recognized her,
so I got every flavor... 200 pints.
453
00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:41,602
This is the greatest day of my life.
454
00:15:41,638 --> 00:15:44,038
Have you considered
this Teri-with-an-I might not
455
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:46,540
- be an ice cream person?
- I did think that.
456
00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:48,223
That's why there's a taco bar coming.
457
00:15:48,259 --> 00:15:49,992
- Yes.
- Plus barbecue.
458
00:15:50,028 --> 00:15:51,111
- Yes.
- Plus a popcorn guy.
459
00:15:51,147 --> 00:15:52,680
- Yes.
- Plus vegan options.
460
00:15:52,715 --> 00:15:53,781
- Why?
- Sergeant,
461
00:15:53,816 --> 00:15:55,482
you've become unhinged.
462
00:15:55,518 --> 00:15:56,684
There's always gonna
be people in this world
463
00:15:56,719 --> 00:15:57,751
who don't like you.
464
00:15:57,787 --> 00:15:58,986
That's a fact of life.
465
00:15:59,021 --> 00:16:00,250
I hear you, sir.
466
00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,656
But I hate the feeling
of people being mad at me.
467
00:16:02,692 --> 00:16:04,425
So what?
468
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,126
I was voted least friendly
in high school,
469
00:16:06,162 --> 00:16:07,595
and here I am, a police captain.
470
00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:09,563
Do you know what Mr. Popularity
471
00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:11,846
Vincent Mondale is doing these days?
472
00:16:11,882 --> 00:16:13,734
He's a sociologist, for God's sake.
473
00:16:13,769 --> 00:16:15,636
Sociologist, Terry.
474
00:16:15,671 --> 00:16:17,471
I'm sorry, but I gotta do this.
475
00:16:17,506 --> 00:16:19,374
Okay, but just know...
476
00:16:20,118 --> 00:16:22,151
if you go through with this party,
477
00:16:22,187 --> 00:16:23,619
I will like you less.
478
00:16:26,515 --> 00:16:27,982
Hello, Vulture. Got a minute?
479
00:16:28,017 --> 00:16:29,617
Doesn't matter. We don't care.
480
00:16:29,652 --> 00:16:31,418
Let me guess. You guys are here to cry
481
00:16:31,454 --> 00:16:32,753
about the wedding venue
that I stole from you
482
00:16:32,788 --> 00:16:34,622
- fair and square, right?
- No.
483
00:16:34,657 --> 00:16:36,590
Actually, we wanna talk to you
about some other things.
484
00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:39,193
Like spring break, slurping shots,
485
00:16:39,228 --> 00:16:40,928
and hating pants.
486
00:16:40,963 --> 00:16:43,352
Wait a second, why does
that sound familiar?
487
00:16:43,388 --> 00:16:46,165
I don't know.
Maybe you should ask... Valerie.
488
00:16:46,201 --> 00:16:48,202
Yeah, that's right. We catfished you.
489
00:16:48,237 --> 00:16:49,870
- Boom.
- You're Valerie?
490
00:16:49,906 --> 00:16:51,472
Ah, I can't believe I actually wasted
491
00:16:51,507 --> 00:16:53,596
my sweet dong snaps on you bozos.
492
00:16:53,632 --> 00:16:56,043
All right, here's how this is gonna go.
493
00:16:56,078 --> 00:16:57,845
You are gonna break up with Jean,
494
00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,681
because we all know you're just
marrying her for her money.
495
00:17:00,716 --> 00:17:02,149
You're gonna do it nicely
and respectfully,
496
00:17:02,184 --> 00:17:03,784
and you're gonna make
a generous donation
497
00:17:03,819 --> 00:17:04,985
- to her charity.
- Nice touch, Ames.
498
00:17:05,021 --> 00:17:06,186
You guys got it all wrong.
499
00:17:06,222 --> 00:17:07,488
I don't care that she's rich.
500
00:17:07,523 --> 00:17:08,522
Look, I love her.
501
00:17:08,557 --> 00:17:09,957
I just got spooked.
502
00:17:09,992 --> 00:17:11,191
You put a vulture into a cage, and...
503
00:17:11,227 --> 00:17:12,860
It freaks out.
504
00:17:12,895 --> 00:17:14,495
Actually, vultures do
very well in captivity
505
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:16,864
- and they mate for life.
- Research burn.
506
00:17:16,899 --> 00:17:20,104
All right, look. I'm deleting the app
from my phone as we speak, okay?
507
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,140
Come on. Jean's over 30.
508
00:17:22,176 --> 00:17:23,691
No amount of money in the entire world
509
00:17:23,727 --> 00:17:25,292
could make me marry a woman that old.
510
00:17:25,328 --> 00:17:26,640
But love can. And will.
511
00:17:26,676 --> 00:17:28,045
You have two options.
512
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,347
Either you break up with her...
513
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:31,078
Or we send her the penis pics...
514
00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:33,747
even the one next to the...
I'm guessing, a mini soda can?
515
00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:35,115
- Nah, it was regular size.
- Really?
516
00:17:35,151 --> 00:17:37,584
Oh, Jean's here. So what's it gonna be?
517
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:40,187
You gonna tell her, or do we have to?
518
00:17:40,222 --> 00:17:41,789
- I've changed.
- Nope.
519
00:17:41,824 --> 00:17:43,123
- I won't do it again.
- Nope.
520
00:17:43,159 --> 00:17:44,792
I'll give you the venue.
521
00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:46,115
- Oh.
- What's that?
522
00:17:46,151 --> 00:17:48,062
I'll give you the venue
if you don't say anything,
523
00:17:48,097 --> 00:17:49,730
but if you do, I'm gonna keep it.
524
00:17:49,765 --> 00:17:52,078
Even if she and I break up, all right?
I love her.
525
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,135
I promise you this.
526
00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:55,703
- Deal.
- Okay.
527
00:17:55,738 --> 00:17:57,237
Now just act normal, please.
528
00:17:57,273 --> 00:17:59,073
Oh, wow. What a surprise.
529
00:17:59,108 --> 00:18:01,008
- My donors.
- Hello, Jean Munhroe!
530
00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:03,495
Nice to see you, Jean Munhroe!
531
00:18:04,185 --> 00:18:05,973
You all looked so intense
when I got here.
532
00:18:06,009 --> 00:18:07,174
What were you talking about?
533
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:08,175
- Crime scene.
- Soup.
534
00:18:08,211 --> 00:18:09,777
Uh... soup crime scene.
535
00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:11,640
The Chowder Killer's back at it again.
536
00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:13,409
Oh, I haven't heard of him.
537
00:18:13,445 --> 00:18:15,595
Yeah, well, he just moved
to Manhattan...
538
00:18:15,631 --> 00:18:17,397
from New England.
539
00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:19,895
You guys are so lucky
to all work together.
540
00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:22,972
Oh, my gosh, what is Keith like at work?
541
00:18:23,008 --> 00:18:25,042
Aw, Keith? Our Keith?
542
00:18:25,078 --> 00:18:26,468
Well, he's a real crack-up,
543
00:18:26,504 --> 00:18:27,670
I'll tell you that for free.
544
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,595
We have so many inside jokes.
545
00:18:29,631 --> 00:18:31,019
- So many inside jokes.
- Mm-hmm.
546
00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:32,714
Hey, guys... potato salad?
547
00:18:34,637 --> 00:18:36,548
You wouldn't understand. It's from work.
548
00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:38,116
Oh, my gosh, you guys are so crazy.
549
00:18:38,152 --> 00:18:39,640
Yeah.
550
00:18:39,939 --> 00:18:41,272
So how did you two meet?
551
00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:42,943
Oh, someone stole from my charity,
552
00:18:42,979 --> 00:18:44,979
and another detective was
working on the case so hard
553
00:18:45,014 --> 00:18:47,216
for months, and Keith came in,
554
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,486
and solved it right away.
555
00:18:49,522 --> 00:18:51,306
Swooped in like an eagle.
556
00:18:51,342 --> 00:18:53,309
That's why my nickname's the Eagle.
557
00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:54,711
- Right, guys?
- Yep.
558
00:18:54,747 --> 00:18:56,898
Everyone calls him...
559
00:18:57,093 --> 00:18:58,692
The Eagle.
560
00:18:58,728 --> 00:19:00,938
So, when did you decide to propose?
561
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:04,532
Oh... ah, well, we were
just hanging out one night,
562
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:07,835
and I looked over at Amy and it hit me.
563
00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:11,038
She's incredible and my best friend,
564
00:19:11,074 --> 00:19:13,174
and I just knew in that moment...
565
00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:15,403
I wanted to spend my life with her.
566
00:19:15,439 --> 00:19:18,099
I know what you mean.
Keith and I are the same way.
567
00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:21,082
It is so nice to finally find
someone I can trust.
568
00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:22,983
Oh, boy.
569
00:19:23,019 --> 00:19:25,143
- I can't do this.
- Yeah, it's bad.
570
00:19:25,179 --> 00:19:27,783
Jean, we have to show you something.
571
00:19:27,819 --> 00:19:29,757
- No!
- A penis? Why?
572
00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:31,984
Yep, should've explained it first.
573
00:19:32,124 --> 00:19:34,765
Reese Witherspoon is optioning
the Peanut Butter story?
574
00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:36,768
- What?
- Forget that dumb horse.
575
00:19:36,804 --> 00:19:38,204
Have you seen this?
576
00:19:40,141 --> 00:19:42,074
"Exclusive Dash Cam Footage Reveals
577
00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:44,277
Hero Cop Saved Sergeant Peanut Butter."
578
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,544
I don't understand. How'd they get this?
579
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:47,746
Somebody must have leaked it.
580
00:19:47,782 --> 00:19:49,163
Perfect partner isn't a horse.
581
00:19:49,199 --> 00:19:51,846
The perfect partner is somebody who,
no matter how much they hate you,
582
00:19:51,881 --> 00:19:52,980
would run through a fire
to save your life.
583
00:19:53,015 --> 00:19:55,062
Aw. Thank you, Rosa.
584
00:19:55,098 --> 00:19:57,609
You're welcome. All right, come with me.
585
00:19:57,645 --> 00:19:58,986
We're going to Shaw's.
586
00:19:59,021 --> 00:20:01,088
- Whoa, all this is for me?
- Yep.
587
00:20:01,124 --> 00:20:03,715
You saved Peanut Butter,
even though he's a dick.
588
00:20:03,751 --> 00:20:06,561
- He is a dick.
- To Charles Boyle, everybody!
589
00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:08,259
To Charles Boyle!
590
00:20:08,295 --> 00:20:09,897
Thanks, guys.
591
00:20:09,932 --> 00:20:12,171
So, Terry, you decided
not to throw a party
592
00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:14,073
- for Teri-with-an-I?
- You were right.
593
00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:15,603
Why bother trying to win over a stranger
594
00:20:15,638 --> 00:20:17,938
when I can make someone
I care about happy instead?
595
00:20:17,974 --> 00:20:20,341
Well, for the record, Jeffords...
596
00:20:20,973 --> 00:20:23,774
I like you a lot and I always have.
597
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,946
All right. Whatever.
598
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:27,724
I taught him well.
599
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,913
Who am I kidding? Terry needs a hug!
600
00:20:29,949 --> 00:20:31,685
Mm?
601
00:20:33,089 --> 00:20:35,199
Hey, I'm still a little shaken up.
602
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,158
- We did the right thing, right?
- Yes, definitely.
603
00:20:37,193 --> 00:20:39,001
She's way better off without him.
604
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,261
And she let him know it.
605
00:20:40,296 --> 00:20:42,026
Yeah, for a human angel,
girl could throw down.
606
00:20:42,062 --> 00:20:43,495
I hate wasting rice...
607
00:20:43,531 --> 00:20:45,761
but I hate you more!
608
00:20:45,797 --> 00:20:47,596
She may be the coolest woman
I've ever met.
609
00:20:47,632 --> 00:20:49,379
- Yeah.
- So, what's up with the wedding?
610
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:50,656
Do we need to find a new venue?
611
00:20:50,692 --> 00:20:52,940
Actually, we found a place
that's available on the same date.
612
00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:55,743
- Ooh, is it another mansion?
- No, it is not.
613
00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:57,782
Listen up, everybody!
614
00:20:57,818 --> 00:20:59,041
We are getting married
615
00:20:59,077 --> 00:21:01,073
- in a public rec center!
- Super cheap!
616
00:21:01,109 --> 00:21:02,774
- On a basketball court!
- Squeak-squeak!
617
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:05,037
- With one working bathroom!
- Ladies gotta wait!
618
00:21:05,073 --> 00:21:06,506
And it's in deep Staten Island.
619
00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:08,055
Destination wedding, y'all!
620
00:21:08,507 --> 00:21:09,840
But the point is,
621
00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:12,793
these nuptials are still gonna be...
mad toit.
622
00:21:12,828 --> 00:21:14,128
I would marry you in a dumpster.
623
00:21:14,163 --> 00:21:16,263
Aww, I would marry you in a dumpster.
624
00:21:16,299 --> 00:21:18,784
Dudes, the Vulture's throwing
625
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,988
an all-girl pudding wrestling
party in a mansion in May!
626
00:21:22,024 --> 00:21:24,808
It's the only important thing
happening that day!
627
00:21:25,422 --> 00:21:27,117
- After party?
- Fits our budget.
46207