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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,689 --> 00:00:59,556 This is how it started. 2 00:00:59,590 --> 00:01:01,990 Four best friends and a book. 3 00:01:02,490 --> 00:01:04,990 Vivian was the one who had the idea. 4 00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:06,558 She'd seen it in a magazine, 5 00:01:06,591 --> 00:01:08,492 and it was that very first book 6 00:01:08,525 --> 00:01:10,626 that gave her a lifelong philosophy. 7 00:01:11,459 --> 00:01:13,794 You know what I find sexiest about you? 8 00:01:14,629 --> 00:01:15,428 Do tell. 9 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:16,993 You don't need me. 10 00:01:17,028 --> 00:01:18,396 I don't need anyone. 11 00:01:18,429 --> 00:01:21,329 It's the secret to my success. 12 00:01:21,364 --> 00:01:23,432 And successful she was. 13 00:01:23,897 --> 00:01:26,631 The hotel we were standing in front of... 14 00:01:26,665 --> 00:01:27,665 ...she owns. 15 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:28,731 And ten years later, 16 00:01:28,766 --> 00:01:31,334 she tore it down and built a new one. 17 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:34,268 Good morning, Miss O'Donnell. 18 00:01:37,069 --> 00:01:38,436 Uh-huh. 19 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:41,003 Yeah, I'll call you back. 20 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,472 Slim? 21 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,040 This is Arthur. 22 00:01:48,474 --> 00:01:51,475 The first time they had sex was on a mix board. 23 00:01:51,808 --> 00:01:53,242 They were madly in love. 24 00:01:53,275 --> 00:01:54,608 He proposed. 25 00:01:54,909 --> 00:01:56,242 She said no. 26 00:01:56,275 --> 00:01:57,575 He left town. 27 00:01:58,878 --> 00:02:00,778 My, oh, my. 28 00:02:00,811 --> 00:02:01,878 Arthur Riley. 29 00:02:01,912 --> 00:02:03,679 What's it been, 40 years? 30 00:02:04,346 --> 00:02:07,346 That's impossible. That would mean I was only six. 31 00:02:07,379 --> 00:02:09,513 Still a wiseass, huh? 32 00:02:07,379 --> 00:02:09,513 Yeah. 33 00:02:09,948 --> 00:02:11,615 Old habits die hard. 34 00:02:11,915 --> 00:02:14,182 I got to get back to this meeting, but, uh, 35 00:02:14,216 --> 00:02:16,050 are you going to be in town for a while? 36 00:02:16,082 --> 00:02:18,216 I would hope so. I do live here. 37 00:02:18,252 --> 00:02:19,718 I'll find you. 38 00:02:20,117 --> 00:02:21,651 It's good to see you, Slim. 39 00:02:23,819 --> 00:02:25,986 Now, Sharon was Vivian's roommate 40 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,487 as an undergrad at Stanford. 41 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:29,621 Then she went to law school. 42 00:02:29,989 --> 00:02:33,390 Of the 301 people in her graduating class, 43 00:02:33,688 --> 00:02:34,788 62 were women. 44 00:02:34,824 --> 00:02:38,324 Of the 62, one became a federal judge. 45 00:02:44,661 --> 00:02:46,260 He's on the phone now? 46 00:02:46,628 --> 00:02:48,361 Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to take 47 00:02:48,395 --> 00:02:49,995 a five-minute recess. 48 00:02:50,030 --> 00:02:51,296 All rise. 49 00:02:52,129 --> 00:02:54,798 This court will stand in recess for five minutes. 50 00:02:55,098 --> 00:02:58,931 No, no, no. You're never interrupting. 51 00:02:58,966 --> 00:03:00,366 How is Hawaii? 52 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,766 You got en... engaged? 53 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,868 Why? I mean, wow! 54 00:03:05,901 --> 00:03:08,635 I didn't mean "why," I meant "wow." Wow. 55 00:03:09,703 --> 00:03:12,704 Well, if I sound judgmental, that... 56 00:03:12,737 --> 00:03:14,070 That's a professional hazard. 57 00:03:14,503 --> 00:03:16,003 Who's Cheryl? 58 00:03:18,006 --> 00:03:21,406 Oh, I didn't know your father was seeing someone. 59 00:03:21,439 --> 00:03:23,274 Good for him. 60 00:03:23,307 --> 00:03:25,241 And you. Good for both... 61 00:03:25,276 --> 00:03:27,543 Congratulations all around. Yeah. 62 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:30,343 In 1985, Sharon married Tom 63 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,776 because he made her laugh. 64 00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:34,545 By 1999, she was no longer laughing. 65 00:03:34,578 --> 00:03:36,711 And the final straw came when Tom asked her 66 00:03:36,747 --> 00:03:38,647 what "Don Quix-ote" was about. 67 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,281 The marriage ended and Sharon bought a cat. 68 00:03:42,881 --> 00:03:45,414 Carol put herself through culinary school, 69 00:03:45,449 --> 00:03:47,417 working as a waitress at a diner. 70 00:03:49,584 --> 00:03:51,551 She had two goals in life: 71 00:03:52,084 --> 00:03:55,683 one, to own and operate her own restaurant, 72 00:03:55,718 --> 00:04:00,387 and two, to marry the man of her dreams, Bruce Colby. 73 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:01,920 Since the moment they met, 74 00:04:01,955 --> 00:04:04,723 they've not been able to keep their hands off each other. 75 00:04:04,757 --> 00:04:07,191 Ooh! 76 00:04:04,757 --> 00:04:07,191 Happy anniversary. 77 00:04:07,223 --> 00:04:09,959 Happy anniversary. 78 00:04:11,659 --> 00:04:13,058 Dance lessons! 79 00:04:13,092 --> 00:04:14,826 Oh. 80 00:04:13,092 --> 00:04:14,826 Yep. 81 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:15,993 Wow. 82 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:15,993 Yes. 83 00:04:16,026 --> 00:04:18,127 Because the No Kid Hungry fundraiser 84 00:04:18,161 --> 00:04:21,761 is a talent show this year and I signed us up. 85 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:23,995 To be in the talent show? 86 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:23,995 Yes! 87 00:04:24,029 --> 00:04:26,363 I thought it was something fun we could do together 88 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:27,930 now that you're retired. 89 00:04:27,964 --> 00:04:30,500 Now this is gorgeous! 90 00:04:32,565 --> 00:04:34,732 Oh! 91 00:04:32,565 --> 00:04:34,732 Eargasms! 92 00:04:35,201 --> 00:04:36,834 Yeah, I got us both a pair. 93 00:04:37,401 --> 00:04:40,068 Multiple Eargasms. Who does not love that? 94 00:04:40,101 --> 00:04:44,169 Well, no, it's so you can watch TV in bed without disturbing me, 95 00:04:44,204 --> 00:04:46,838 and my snoring won't keep you awake. 96 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,639 Huh? 97 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,639 That's very thoughtful. 98 00:04:51,273 --> 00:04:54,008 What do you say we get home and... 99 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,040 I say yes. 100 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,040 Yay. 101 00:05:01,209 --> 00:05:02,709 And then, there's me. 102 00:05:02,744 --> 00:05:05,045 I didn't know what my path was going to be, 103 00:05:05,077 --> 00:05:07,612 and then it hit me, with a wave of nausea. 104 00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:10,546 Because of this guy, Harry Whittaker. 105 00:05:10,879 --> 00:05:12,812 We got married, and I became a... 106 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,480 Mom! 107 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,480 What? 108 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:15,781 Stop already. 109 00:05:15,814 --> 00:05:19,314 What? No! I just need to clear the caulk. 110 00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:21,784 Clear the caulk? 111 00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:21,784 Yes. 112 00:05:21,817 --> 00:05:24,751 There's a cute little ladybug trying to get out the window. 113 00:05:24,785 --> 00:05:27,486 Okay, someone's been watching way too much HGTV. 114 00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:29,920 Huh? 115 00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:29,920 Mom, put the screwdriver down. 116 00:05:30,353 --> 00:05:31,319 What? 117 00:05:31,353 --> 00:05:32,653 -Mom. -Uh-huh? 118 00:05:32,689 --> 00:05:33,922 We've been talking. 119 00:05:32,689 --> 00:05:33,922 Yes? 120 00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:35,887 We want to move you to Arizona. 121 00:05:35,922 --> 00:05:38,689 Move me? Oh, my God. What am I, cattle? 122 00:05:38,723 --> 00:05:40,956 These are our two daughters. 123 00:05:40,990 --> 00:05:45,158 Harry is an accountant. Well, he was an accountant. 124 00:05:45,425 --> 00:05:47,492 Your house is falling apart, 125 00:05:47,526 --> 00:05:49,091 and you don't have Dad to fix it. 126 00:05:49,127 --> 00:05:51,528 I know, but, my friends, they live here. 127 00:05:51,761 --> 00:05:54,496 And your family lives there. 128 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:56,295 We just want you close to us, Mom. 129 00:05:56,329 --> 00:05:57,361 No, but... 130 00:05:57,396 --> 00:05:58,629 Feel it out for the weekend. 131 00:05:58,663 --> 00:06:00,096 If not for you, for us, please. 132 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:02,464 It's what Dad would've wanted. 133 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:02,464 All right. 134 00:06:02,497 --> 00:06:04,432 Well, it's been over 40 years 135 00:06:04,466 --> 00:06:08,733 and through it all, every month, we still get together for... 136 00:06:11,002 --> 00:06:13,569 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Arthur as in Arthur? 137 00:06:13,603 --> 00:06:15,870 Wait a minute. Are you talking about... 138 00:06:15,903 --> 00:06:18,870 radio-station-sex Arthur? 139 00:06:15,903 --> 00:06:18,870 Yes! 140 00:06:18,904 --> 00:06:20,837 Proposed-with-a-milkshake Arthur. 141 00:06:20,872 --> 00:06:23,706 That Arthur. And he's staying at the hotel. 142 00:06:23,740 --> 00:06:25,740 Does he not hate you, though? He's got to. 143 00:06:25,773 --> 00:06:27,674 No. That was 40 years ago! 144 00:06:27,709 --> 00:06:30,143 Yeah, but still. Oh! There she is. 145 00:06:32,108 --> 00:06:35,043 My son is engaged and my husband is in Maui 146 00:06:35,076 --> 00:06:37,343 with a tartlet named Cheryl. 147 00:06:37,377 --> 00:06:38,310 Oh... 148 00:06:38,345 --> 00:06:39,611 I need a drink. 149 00:06:39,644 --> 00:06:41,245 Your "husband"? 150 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:44,246 You can't possibly still care about what Tom is doing. 151 00:06:44,281 --> 00:06:45,646 I don't care. 152 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,680 But the guy gets seasick in a swimming pool. 153 00:06:47,716 --> 00:06:49,615 I mean, what the hell is he doing in Maui? 154 00:06:50,048 --> 00:06:52,584 Sounds like he's doing Cheryl in Maui. 155 00:06:52,617 --> 00:06:53,983 Oh, please. 156 00:06:54,216 --> 00:06:56,850 Who gets involved in a relationship at 67? 157 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,384 I mean, what is the point? 158 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,486 The point is to get laid. It's always the point. 159 00:07:01,853 --> 00:07:05,520 Don't make me sick. 160 00:07:01,853 --> 00:07:05,520 Who still says "get laid"? 161 00:07:05,553 --> 00:07:07,153 Who still has any interest? 162 00:07:07,189 --> 00:07:09,956 No, no, no. I am not gonna let us become those people. 163 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:12,257 What people... 164 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:12,257 You know what people. 165 00:07:12,290 --> 00:07:14,992 The people who stop living before they stop living. 166 00:07:15,024 --> 00:07:16,959 I haven't had sex since my divorce 167 00:07:16,992 --> 00:07:19,725 and it's been the happiest 18 years of my life. 168 00:07:20,192 --> 00:07:23,492 That must be some kind of record. 169 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:27,060 I mean, what even happens to a vagina after 18 years? 170 00:07:27,096 --> 00:07:29,495 I think Werner Herzog did a documentary on that. 171 00:07:29,528 --> 00:07:32,562 Yeah. It's called The Cave of Forgotten Dreams. 172 00:07:32,598 --> 00:07:34,899 Okay! Will you stop it? 173 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:37,165 Moving on. Let's talk about the book. 174 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:39,634 Oh, God. The hiking book? Really? 175 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:41,533 Come on! I liked it! 176 00:07:41,567 --> 00:07:45,168 It's such a remarkable undertaking. Can you imagine? 177 00:07:45,202 --> 00:07:49,002 No, I cannot. I don't even like walking to my mailbox. 178 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,337 It's just an amazing story. 179 00:07:51,372 --> 00:07:54,139 So many layers. I wouldn't even know how to break it down. 180 00:07:54,172 --> 00:07:55,838 I'll break it down for you. 181 00:07:55,872 --> 00:07:57,673 She hikes, she lost her boot, she did heroin. 182 00:07:57,706 --> 00:07:59,372 Did you only read the back cover? 183 00:07:59,408 --> 00:08:00,674 I wish. 184 00:08:00,706 --> 00:08:02,341 I kept wanting to shout at her, 185 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:05,308 "Oh, wait ten years, honey. Dry shampoo is coming." 186 00:08:05,343 --> 00:08:07,610 If you would ever connect with something 187 00:08:07,644 --> 00:08:09,076 on a more emotional level... 188 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:11,411 Emotional connection is highly overrated. 189 00:08:11,444 --> 00:08:14,945 You have not had an emotional connection for 40 years. 190 00:08:15,312 --> 00:08:17,479 Wow, that must be some type of record. 191 00:08:17,514 --> 00:08:20,081 Yeah, but what happens to emotions after 40 years? 192 00:08:20,115 --> 00:08:22,216 Okay, okay, are you guys having fun? 193 00:08:22,249 --> 00:08:25,050 Oh, come on. You know we love you. 194 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:26,883 Maybe it's time you did take a hike 195 00:08:26,916 --> 00:08:28,984 and try to reconnect with your own true self. 196 00:08:29,019 --> 00:08:30,518 I'll buy you a backpack. 197 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:33,220 I'll tell you how to reconnect with your own true self, 198 00:08:33,253 --> 00:08:35,721 and it ain't by walking alone through the desert. 199 00:08:36,321 --> 00:08:40,989 I would like to introduce you to Christian Grey. 200 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,288 Oh... 201 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,023 Oh, no. 202 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,624 It was a bestseller made into a movie. 203 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:48,091 That is our theme this year. 204 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:48,091 Oh, wow. 205 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:49,924 We are not reading this. 206 00:08:49,958 --> 00:08:51,424 It's my month! 207 00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:52,992 When it's your month, you can choose whatever 208 00:08:53,027 --> 00:08:54,693 boring, depressing book you want. 209 00:08:54,726 --> 00:08:57,261 I'm not sure this qualifies as a book. 210 00:08:57,296 --> 00:08:59,096 Well, 50 million people can't be wrong. 211 00:08:59,129 --> 00:09:02,129 To... To even be holding this book is embarrassing. 212 00:09:02,163 --> 00:09:03,930 Who's judging you, your cat? 213 00:09:03,965 --> 00:09:06,566 I do like the idea of a romance. 214 00:09:06,599 --> 00:09:08,532 We are too old! 215 00:09:08,565 --> 00:09:11,400 But it says right here "for mature audiences." 216 00:09:11,433 --> 00:09:13,267 Yeah, that certainly sounds like us. 217 00:09:13,301 --> 00:09:17,368 We started this book club to stimulate our minds. 218 00:09:17,403 --> 00:09:20,802 Well, from what I hear, this book is quite stimulating. 219 00:09:20,836 --> 00:09:21,836 Oh, God. 220 00:09:21,870 --> 00:09:24,070 So... come on! 221 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,438 Let's toast to our new book. 222 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,438 All right. 223 00:09:26,471 --> 00:09:28,706 Oh, good. 224 00:09:26,471 --> 00:09:28,706 Drink up. Hoist that glass. 225 00:09:28,739 --> 00:09:31,206 Yeah. 226 00:09:28,739 --> 00:09:31,206 Happy reading, ladies! 227 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,008 Oh... 228 00:09:36,741 --> 00:09:38,275 Oh, God. 229 00:09:38,841 --> 00:09:40,342 Okay. 230 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:49,513 Oh, my... 231 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:50,846 Oh, I didn't... 232 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,115 I'm really so terribly... 233 00:09:53,380 --> 00:09:54,947 I'm so sorry. 234 00:09:55,716 --> 00:09:56,816 I... I... 235 00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:00,117 You need some help? 236 00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:00,117 I'm sorry. No, I'm fine. 237 00:10:00,150 --> 00:10:02,617 I really didn't mean to disturb you. 238 00:10:02,652 --> 00:10:04,453 Too late. 239 00:10:02,652 --> 00:10:04,453 I know, I know. 240 00:10:05,753 --> 00:10:07,320 Wow. 241 00:10:07,354 --> 00:10:09,488 It's... This is so humiliating. 242 00:10:11,721 --> 00:10:13,254 Are you okay? 243 00:10:11,721 --> 00:10:13,254 I'm... 244 00:10:13,288 --> 00:10:15,256 I'm really scared of flying. 245 00:10:13,288 --> 00:10:15,256 You shouldn't be. 246 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:19,125 Oh, yeah, well, I won't be once these... 247 00:10:19,823 --> 00:10:21,189 kick into my bloodstream. 248 00:10:21,225 --> 00:10:23,091 The safest way to travel. 249 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:25,692 You want to know why you think that? 250 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:25,692 Why? 251 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:29,159 Because you never met anybody who's been in a plane crash. 252 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,762 And you want to know why? 253 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,762 Why? 254 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,429 Because they're all dead. 255 00:10:35,063 --> 00:10:37,130 I think those pills are affecting you already. 256 00:10:37,163 --> 00:10:39,264 I think so. Oh, my God. 257 00:10:39,298 --> 00:10:40,966 What... What takes you to Arizona? 258 00:10:40,999 --> 00:10:42,599 Oh, my... 259 00:10:42,966 --> 00:10:44,700 My daughters live there. 260 00:10:42,966 --> 00:10:44,700 Hmm. 261 00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:46,367 Well, that should be fun. 262 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,668 Not exactly. 263 00:10:48,101 --> 00:10:49,534 They're kind of forcing me to go. 264 00:10:49,568 --> 00:10:50,568 Why? 265 00:10:51,035 --> 00:10:52,702 Well... 266 00:10:53,471 --> 00:10:57,337 my husband, he died last year, so... 267 00:10:58,072 --> 00:10:59,304 Plane crash? 268 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:02,407 Oh! You didn't say that. 269 00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:04,840 Sorry, that was a bad joke. 270 00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:04,840 That's okay. 271 00:11:04,874 --> 00:11:07,575 I'm really sorry for your loss. 272 00:11:04,874 --> 00:11:07,575 I'm sorry, too. No, well... 273 00:11:07,607 --> 00:11:10,242 Thank you, that's sweet. Thank you so much. 274 00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:12,143 Yeah... 275 00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:13,576 Oh! 276 00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:13,576 Hey! 277 00:11:15,878 --> 00:11:17,879 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. 278 00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:20,113 Oh, this is terrible. 279 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,379 Wow. 280 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,379 I'm so... 281 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:25,216 That was the jet bridge and we're still on the ground. 282 00:11:25,649 --> 00:11:27,115 We're still on the ground? 283 00:11:25,649 --> 00:11:27,115 Yeah. 284 00:11:27,149 --> 00:11:30,484 I'm so terribly sorry. 285 00:11:32,918 --> 00:11:34,518 I'm quite all right. 286 00:11:32,918 --> 00:11:34,518 Okay. 287 00:11:34,552 --> 00:11:37,120 Anything I can do to make your flight more comfortable. 288 00:11:37,153 --> 00:11:39,254 I appreciate that, thank you so much. 289 00:11:45,889 --> 00:11:48,956 Oh, Jesus. 290 00:11:58,059 --> 00:11:59,993 Oh, wow. 291 00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:07,562 Oh... 292 00:12:08,964 --> 00:12:10,197 Oh. 293 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:11,865 Okay. 294 00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:14,732 Give me a break, okay? 295 00:12:15,599 --> 00:12:16,765 This... 296 00:12:17,868 --> 00:12:19,100 Whoa! 297 00:12:22,402 --> 00:12:25,203 Oh, my God, yes. 298 00:12:29,437 --> 00:12:31,004 You know, I was wondering. 299 00:12:29,437 --> 00:12:31,004 Huh? 300 00:12:31,038 --> 00:12:33,239 That must have been one heck of a book you were reading. 301 00:12:33,272 --> 00:12:34,439 May I ask what it was? 302 00:12:34,907 --> 00:12:37,775 Moby Dick. That's what it was. 303 00:12:34,907 --> 00:12:37,775 Moby Dick. 304 00:12:37,807 --> 00:12:39,274 Uh-huh. Melville. 305 00:12:40,408 --> 00:12:43,144 I didn't realize Christian Grey had a nickname. 306 00:12:45,144 --> 00:12:47,110 Enjoy Arizona. 307 00:12:45,144 --> 00:12:47,110 Yeah, sure, of course. 308 00:12:47,144 --> 00:12:48,644 Not a problem. 309 00:12:57,414 --> 00:13:00,649 Miss O'Donnell, I have an Arthur Riley for you. 310 00:13:01,682 --> 00:13:03,115 Is that so? 311 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,451 Take a message. 312 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,652 Take a message? 313 00:13:07,684 --> 00:13:08,850 Really? 314 00:13:10,885 --> 00:13:12,385 I didn't realize that... 315 00:13:12,421 --> 00:13:13,787 that you were here. 316 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:16,721 We just saw each other in the lobby two days ago. 317 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,690 Pity. They say the memory is the second thing to go. 318 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:25,658 What's the first thing to go? 319 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:25,658 Can't remember. 320 00:13:27,259 --> 00:13:28,459 I'm impressed. 321 00:13:28,692 --> 00:13:30,559 How did you find me? 322 00:13:28,692 --> 00:13:30,559 Google. 323 00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:33,726 Google? 324 00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:33,726 Yeah, it's a service on the computer. 325 00:13:33,761 --> 00:13:35,260 Yeah, I know Google. 326 00:13:35,294 --> 00:13:38,029 Oh, well, I'm younger than you, so I didn't know... 327 00:13:38,062 --> 00:13:40,629 Oh, cute. Cute. 328 00:13:40,663 --> 00:13:41,895 What do you say? 329 00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:44,032 May a gentleman buy you a cup of coffee? 330 00:13:44,065 --> 00:13:46,399 Well, a gentleman certainly may. 331 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:47,800 Do you know of one? 332 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,801 It was the mid-'80s. 333 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:55,167 I became obsessed with risk management. 334 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,135 You obsessed with work? 335 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,302 That's crazy. 336 00:13:58,336 --> 00:14:00,737 I know, right? Shocking! 337 00:14:00,772 --> 00:14:05,373 I could see the system was set up for trouble. 338 00:14:05,405 --> 00:14:07,572 Of course, none of the men in my firm believed me. 339 00:14:07,607 --> 00:14:11,140 Well, men can be a little slow on the uptake. 340 00:14:11,508 --> 00:14:13,608 Bad for them, good for me. 341 00:14:14,109 --> 00:14:15,209 And, um... 342 00:14:15,643 --> 00:14:18,278 you never picked up a husband along the way? 343 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,378 No! 344 00:14:22,178 --> 00:14:24,746 Like I said, I'm way too good... 345 00:14:25,113 --> 00:14:26,680 at forecasting risk. 346 00:14:26,714 --> 00:14:28,347 I figure by now, I've saved myself 347 00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:30,814 a lot of money in legal fees. 348 00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:30,814 True dat. 349 00:14:32,315 --> 00:14:34,716 How about you? Is there a Mrs. Riley? 350 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,283 Oh, yes. 351 00:14:36,518 --> 00:14:39,351 The good Mrs. Riley is back on the East Coast, 352 00:14:39,384 --> 00:14:43,052 having absconded with my last name, my dog, 353 00:14:43,086 --> 00:14:44,919 and my co-op on the park. 354 00:14:45,486 --> 00:14:46,786 What did you do wrong? 355 00:14:46,821 --> 00:14:47,954 Well, let's just say 356 00:14:47,989 --> 00:14:51,589 I was a little less good at assessing risk. 357 00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:06,593 Whoa! Tom, talk about false advertising. 358 00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:17,263 Whoa! 359 00:15:21,366 --> 00:15:23,067 Jesus. 360 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,333 Join Tom and Cheryl and millions of others 361 00:15:24,368 --> 00:15:26,001 who found love on Bumble. 362 00:15:26,035 --> 00:15:30,236 Join Tom and Cheryl as they copulate in a coconut tree. 363 00:15:30,269 --> 00:15:31,802 Judge Meyers? 364 00:15:30,269 --> 00:15:31,802 Yes. 365 00:15:31,837 --> 00:15:34,206 Hi. It's 12:15. 366 00:15:34,705 --> 00:15:37,940 Well, I really have to stay with this, so, um... 367 00:15:38,572 --> 00:15:42,072 If you could just tell them that we have to move it to next week, please. 368 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,407 Of course. Yeah. 369 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,707 Rev up your love life 370 00:15:44,741 --> 00:15:46,274 with these tips from Bumble... 371 00:15:46,309 --> 00:15:48,743 Make love happen now and change your life... 372 00:15:48,777 --> 00:15:50,477 Do you need anything else, Your Honor? 373 00:15:50,509 --> 00:15:53,077 A man of your dreams is just a click away. 374 00:15:53,111 --> 00:15:54,245 No, I don't. I'm fine. 375 00:15:54,278 --> 00:15:55,879 Thank you. 376 00:15:54,278 --> 00:15:55,879 Yep. 377 00:15:58,712 --> 00:16:01,048 Here you go. Make a wish. 378 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,215 What are you doing? 379 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,316 I made a wish. 380 00:16:07,349 --> 00:16:08,849 What did you wish for? 381 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,119 I always wish a healthy planet. 382 00:16:11,418 --> 00:16:13,018 That's not your wish. 383 00:16:13,619 --> 00:16:14,985 That's not even a wish! 384 00:16:15,019 --> 00:16:17,687 Wishes have to be personal, not global. 385 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,921 Since when? 386 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,921 Since forever. 387 00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:24,923 And secondly, you can't tell anybody your wish. 388 00:16:24,956 --> 00:16:26,889 Otherwise it negates the whole thing. 389 00:16:27,191 --> 00:16:30,057 No, God, you're not gonna go in there. Don't do that. 390 00:16:30,091 --> 00:16:31,392 Well, somebody has to. 391 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,024 You made an improper wish 392 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:35,159 and you've jeopardized the entire planet. 393 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,360 Oh, God, you are insane. 394 00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:39,495 You are insane! Don't go in! 395 00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:41,028 Oh... 396 00:16:41,062 --> 00:16:42,328 I have no choice here. 397 00:16:42,361 --> 00:16:43,861 You're obviously the type of person 398 00:16:43,897 --> 00:16:46,432 who's too delicate to go in after her own penny. 399 00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:48,365 Oh, you think I'm delicate? 400 00:16:51,232 --> 00:16:52,732 See? Delicate. 401 00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:55,201 You know, what you're reading as delicate is this. 402 00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:58,401 It's this bracelet that costs as much as a car! 403 00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,801 Let's see that bracelet. 404 00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:01,469 Oh, no. Not my phone... 405 00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:01,469 Oh, dear! 406 00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:03,037 Oh, dear. 407 00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:03,037 No, no. Oh, boy. 408 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:05,904 Now you have done it. 409 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:05,904 Oh, what do you mean? 410 00:17:05,938 --> 00:17:08,705 God, it's scary how addicted you kids are to your phone. 411 00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:10,272 No, give it to me! 412 00:17:10,307 --> 00:17:12,140 Hold on one second here! 413 00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:14,073 I've never seen... 414 00:17:14,106 --> 00:17:17,208 You know, I think you might need to talk to someone about this. 415 00:17:17,241 --> 00:17:19,776 I see why you lost your co-op on the park. 416 00:17:19,808 --> 00:17:23,442 I hope that's waterproof. 417 00:17:19,808 --> 00:17:23,442 Oh, no. 418 00:17:29,445 --> 00:17:31,612 No bathing in the fountain. 419 00:17:29,445 --> 00:17:31,612 Okay! 420 00:17:31,646 --> 00:17:33,513 But technically, we're not bathing. 421 00:17:33,548 --> 00:17:36,115 Arthur. 422 00:17:33,548 --> 00:17:36,115 And she started it. 423 00:17:36,148 --> 00:17:39,082 He doesn't care who started it! It was him. 424 00:17:39,282 --> 00:17:40,715 Out. 425 00:17:39,282 --> 00:17:40,715 All right. 426 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,451 Oh! Ah, wait a minute. 427 00:17:44,519 --> 00:17:47,386 I found it. 428 00:17:44,519 --> 00:17:47,386 Oh, that's so great. 429 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:49,653 Oh! Did you see that? 430 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:52,988 Would you mind just taking a photo? 431 00:17:54,654 --> 00:17:56,623 I hate my life. 432 00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,191 It might take a little bit of time, 433 00:18:02,226 --> 00:18:04,326 but you're gonna love it here in Arizona. 434 00:18:04,358 --> 00:18:05,826 I don't... 435 00:18:04,358 --> 00:18:05,826 Let's face it... 436 00:18:05,859 --> 00:18:08,026 You being here makes more sense for all of us. 437 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:11,028 We can't jump on a plane every time something happens to you. 438 00:18:11,061 --> 00:18:12,828 What are you talking about, "happens to me"? 439 00:18:12,863 --> 00:18:14,729 You could slip and fall at any moment. 440 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,863 I don't want to overstate the dangers 441 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,063 for a woman your age living alone, 442 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,798 but I did research online, and it's pretty alarming. 443 00:18:21,832 --> 00:18:24,266 But you do know, I mean, I'm really not that old. 444 00:18:24,298 --> 00:18:27,267 Well, no, you're not, Mom, but neither was Dad. 445 00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,166 I know, honey, I know. 446 00:18:29,201 --> 00:18:30,534 I need a coffee. 447 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,602 Well, the good coffee is all the way upstairs. 448 00:18:32,635 --> 00:18:34,302 Mom, why don't you wait down here? 449 00:18:34,336 --> 00:18:35,869 Wait down here? Sure. 450 00:18:35,903 --> 00:18:37,636 God forbid, I can't go up an escalator at my age. 451 00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:40,505 But hurry back. I could slip and fall at any moment. 452 00:18:40,538 --> 00:18:42,104 Just sit there, Mommy. 453 00:18:40,538 --> 00:18:42,104 Ooh! 454 00:18:42,138 --> 00:18:45,039 I'll get you a chamomile? 455 00:18:42,138 --> 00:18:45,039 Oh, God. Yeah, thanks. 456 00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:47,141 Be careful! 457 00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:47,141 Uh-huh. 458 00:18:50,674 --> 00:18:52,675 They brought the kids to see you? 459 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:54,175 Yeah. 460 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:54,175 That's good. 461 00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,912 Oh, God, what? 462 00:18:59,045 --> 00:19:00,946 Hello. 463 00:18:59,045 --> 00:19:00,946 Have you ever been spanked? 464 00:19:00,979 --> 00:19:03,212 What? 465 00:19:00,979 --> 00:19:03,212 As an adult, sexually. 466 00:19:03,248 --> 00:19:06,280 I mean, is this what people are doing? 467 00:19:06,314 --> 00:19:08,882 Carol, it's Diane. You dialed the wrong number. 468 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,883 No. Have you not read the book? 469 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,716 Yes. I've read it. Of course I have. 470 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,050 And? 471 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,050 I don't know who her lawyer is, 472 00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:17,051 but she should not have signed that contract. 473 00:19:17,086 --> 00:19:18,952 Look, clearly, we have things to discuss. 474 00:19:18,986 --> 00:19:21,119 I'm gonna call an emergency book club. 475 00:19:21,153 --> 00:19:23,320 That means you got to get back here, pronto. 476 00:19:23,355 --> 00:19:25,755 I'd come back for an emergency colonoscopy, 477 00:19:25,788 --> 00:19:28,122 but it's just a little bit more complicated here. 478 00:19:28,154 --> 00:19:30,956 Oh, God. How is life in Scottsdale? 479 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:34,058 Well, I don't know, I feel like I'm... 480 00:19:34,092 --> 00:19:37,426 ...in an episode of The Walking Dead. 481 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:40,193 Wait a second. You sound out of breath. Where are you? 482 00:19:40,227 --> 00:19:43,826 I'm going to a... a dance rehearsal and I'm late. 483 00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:45,996 You're late? You're never late. 484 00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:45,996 I know! 485 00:19:46,028 --> 00:19:48,696 This book has got me in a total tizzy. Just get back here. 486 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,997 I'll get back there. Bye. 487 00:19:54,598 --> 00:19:55,698 Wow. 488 00:19:54,598 --> 00:19:55,698 Chin up. 489 00:19:56,932 --> 00:20:01,067 And one, two, three. Go, two, three. 490 00:20:01,102 --> 00:20:04,469 One, two, three. 491 00:20:01,102 --> 00:20:04,469 One, two, three. Wait. 492 00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:06,036 Stop! 493 00:20:06,537 --> 00:20:09,038 Stop, stop, stop! 494 00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:12,271 Honey, I think we're supposed to go this way. 495 00:20:12,306 --> 00:20:13,172 To the left. 496 00:20:13,204 --> 00:20:14,971 Right. Which is what I did. 497 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:17,441 His left. This way. 498 00:20:17,941 --> 00:20:20,808 Back, two, three. Side, two, three. 499 00:20:20,842 --> 00:20:23,509 Okay, I got it. I was wrong. 500 00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:25,075 I was wrong, you were right. 501 00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:26,809 My little Fred Astaire. 502 00:20:26,844 --> 00:20:28,777 I will follow you wherever you want to go. 503 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,878 How about lunch? 504 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,878 We start again. 505 00:20:30,912 --> 00:20:32,812 You know what? I'm wondering... 506 00:20:32,846 --> 00:20:34,246 Do you think it would be possible for us 507 00:20:34,279 --> 00:20:37,048 to just skip straight to our choreography? 508 00:20:37,713 --> 00:20:41,048 We must first learn... to dance! 509 00:20:41,682 --> 00:20:43,148 Right. I know. 510 00:20:43,182 --> 00:20:46,149 But I sort of do know how to dance. Come on, I do. 511 00:20:46,183 --> 00:20:49,051 I still remember the whole tap dance 512 00:20:49,085 --> 00:20:50,986 to "Red, Red Robin Goes Bob, Bob, Bobbin' Along" 513 00:20:51,019 --> 00:20:52,751 that I did when I was six. 514 00:20:52,787 --> 00:20:54,621 It's like savant-ish. 515 00:20:57,354 --> 00:20:58,687 What? 516 00:20:58,721 --> 00:21:00,690 What did she say? 517 00:20:58,721 --> 00:21:00,690 You're asking me? 518 00:21:01,056 --> 00:21:06,057 So, what is going on with little Ginsburg here? 519 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:09,992 Well, she's not herself lately. 520 00:21:10,027 --> 00:21:12,094 She... She has no energy. 521 00:21:12,126 --> 00:21:15,528 She's really lost the spark of life. 522 00:21:15,561 --> 00:21:17,294 She's just kind of blah. 523 00:21:17,327 --> 00:21:20,128 It sounds like we have a lethargic pussy on our hands. 524 00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:21,596 Seriously? 525 00:21:22,131 --> 00:21:23,697 Have there been any changes at home? 526 00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:26,098 Any new people or pets moving in or out? 527 00:21:26,132 --> 00:21:27,632 At home? Oh, God, no. 528 00:21:27,665 --> 00:21:30,332 There hasn't been a change at home forever. 529 00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:31,733 And what about diet? 530 00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:35,268 I've tried a few, but I like to eat. 531 00:21:35,301 --> 00:21:38,967 So whatever weight I take off, I put right back on, so... 532 00:21:39,002 --> 00:21:40,970 it's useless. 533 00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:42,769 You're talking about the cat. 534 00:21:42,804 --> 00:21:45,172 I am a veterinarian. 535 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,471 I knew that. 536 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:52,207 Would the passenger in seat 17-D please report to the cockpit? 537 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,908 I repeat, the passenger in seat 17-D, 538 00:21:54,942 --> 00:21:58,009 please report to the cockpit. Thank you. 539 00:22:01,211 --> 00:22:03,378 Oh. 540 00:22:01,211 --> 00:22:03,378 Hi. 541 00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:06,647 I just need a little bit more information from you. 542 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,614 Oh. Oh. 543 00:22:08,913 --> 00:22:11,980 Um, we need phone numbers, home and cell. 544 00:22:12,013 --> 00:22:13,179 And cell... 545 00:22:13,214 --> 00:22:15,382 Also, a current home address. 546 00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:17,283 What, really? 547 00:22:17,317 --> 00:22:18,384 Uh-huh. 548 00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:19,750 Oh, okay. 549 00:22:19,785 --> 00:22:23,884 Also, an email and whatever nights you are typically free. 550 00:22:23,919 --> 00:22:25,619 You... 551 00:22:25,653 --> 00:22:27,053 You've got to be kidding me. 552 00:22:27,086 --> 00:22:29,320 Pilots, we never kid about things like this. 553 00:22:30,154 --> 00:22:32,388 No! Wait, I don't understand. 554 00:22:32,422 --> 00:22:34,822 What are you doing here? 555 00:22:32,422 --> 00:22:34,822 Flying the plane, I think. 556 00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:36,789 So, you're a pilot? 557 00:22:36,824 --> 00:22:39,025 I think so. They gave me the hat. 558 00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:40,590 Oh, my God. 559 00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:43,058 Thank you. 560 00:22:45,126 --> 00:22:48,494 This is how you ask someone for their number? 561 00:22:48,528 --> 00:22:50,895 Not usually, but you are very special. 562 00:22:50,929 --> 00:22:52,028 Uh-huh. 563 00:22:52,064 --> 00:22:53,663 Can I take you to dinner? 564 00:22:53,696 --> 00:22:55,129 Oh, my God. 565 00:22:55,163 --> 00:22:56,497 What's going on here? 566 00:22:56,530 --> 00:22:58,130 I think what I'm doing is asking you to dinner. 567 00:22:58,164 --> 00:23:00,365 But what is the beeping? 568 00:22:58,164 --> 00:23:00,365 It's an alarm. 569 00:23:00,398 --> 00:23:02,399 Yeah, but what does that actually mean? 570 00:23:02,433 --> 00:23:05,067 Usually, an alarm means there's something wrong. 571 00:23:05,101 --> 00:23:07,201 Go fix it! 572 00:23:05,101 --> 00:23:07,201 I can't, I'm in the middle of something. 573 00:23:07,233 --> 00:23:10,401 Let's just cut this short. Do something. Just do something. 574 00:23:10,435 --> 00:23:12,302 I can't, until we figure this dinner thing out. 575 00:23:12,337 --> 00:23:16,337 Okay, fine! Yeah, what the hell. Just get the hell back in there! 576 00:23:19,339 --> 00:23:21,105 Okay, here's the alarm. 577 00:23:23,106 --> 00:23:24,606 I will call you. 578 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,643 Oh, my God. 579 00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:34,509 This book! I mean, the things Christian does to her! 580 00:23:34,545 --> 00:23:36,845 My God! It's absurd. 581 00:23:36,877 --> 00:23:41,078 I could have put him in jail for any one of those things. 582 00:23:41,114 --> 00:23:43,148 But she sure was having fun. 583 00:23:43,182 --> 00:23:44,448 Yes, she was. 584 00:23:45,315 --> 00:23:47,149 It's not like we don't have fun. 585 00:23:47,182 --> 00:23:49,281 No, but it's a different kind of fun. 586 00:23:49,317 --> 00:23:51,451 Very different. 587 00:23:49,317 --> 00:23:51,451 Like this. 588 00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:53,784 This is fun. 589 00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:53,784 For sure. 590 00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:56,885 I just can't stop thinking about when he snuck her off 591 00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,353 and he gave it to her right there in the boathouse, you know? 592 00:24:00,387 --> 00:24:01,887 Oh, the boathouse. 593 00:24:00,387 --> 00:24:01,887 Yeah. 594 00:24:01,921 --> 00:24:04,288 Do you think anyone our age still goes... 595 00:24:04,321 --> 00:24:06,021 Hi, beautiful friends! 596 00:24:06,056 --> 00:24:08,290 Yeah, I think some people do. 597 00:24:09,124 --> 00:24:11,491 Uh, let me guess. You saw Arthur again. 598 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,192 I did, I did. We had coffee. 599 00:24:14,224 --> 00:24:15,724 And you slept with him. 600 00:24:15,759 --> 00:24:17,359 Oh, God, no! 601 00:24:17,394 --> 00:24:21,027 Although I have to admit, he's still very charming and fun. 602 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,595 So you find him charming and fun, 603 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,728 but you didn't sleep with him. 604 00:24:24,761 --> 00:24:26,127 Exactly. 605 00:24:26,163 --> 00:24:28,130 I don't sleep with people I like. You know that. 606 00:24:28,163 --> 00:24:31,064 I gave that up in the '90s. 607 00:24:28,163 --> 00:24:31,064 You make no sense. 608 00:24:31,698 --> 00:24:33,632 I make perfect sense. 609 00:24:33,665 --> 00:24:35,265 Now, now, now, now. 610 00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:38,134 Tell me what is going on. Tell me everything. 611 00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:40,301 You are too happy. I don't like this. 612 00:24:40,635 --> 00:24:42,101 Okay. 613 00:24:42,134 --> 00:24:43,934 Best book ever! 614 00:24:42,134 --> 00:24:43,934 Yes! 615 00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:45,336 What is going on? 616 00:24:45,369 --> 00:24:47,135 Oh, yeah. No, wait. 617 00:24:47,171 --> 00:24:48,638 Imagine this, okay? 618 00:24:49,204 --> 00:24:51,672 Um, so, me sitting on a plane, 619 00:24:51,704 --> 00:24:53,771 uh, you know, reading our little book... 620 00:24:53,806 --> 00:24:58,074 and, well, this, um, devilishly handsome man... 621 00:24:58,108 --> 00:24:59,975 Oh my God, is this going where I hope it is? 622 00:25:00,009 --> 00:25:03,410 Yes, it is. You know what he did? He asked me out to dinner. 623 00:25:03,943 --> 00:25:05,576 Well, that's not exactly... 624 00:25:05,609 --> 00:25:07,543 Oh, shh! 625 00:25:05,609 --> 00:25:07,543 You met a man on an airplane? 626 00:25:07,578 --> 00:25:10,046 Yeah, and guess what? A pilot! 627 00:25:11,313 --> 00:25:12,946 Love a man in uniform. 628 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:14,747 Your husband just died! 629 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:18,280 Harry. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Oh, he was... 630 00:25:18,316 --> 00:25:19,848 He was such a good man. 631 00:25:19,882 --> 00:25:21,882 That was the best thing that ever happened to you. 632 00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:24,317 Harry dying was the best thing that ever happened to her? 633 00:25:24,351 --> 00:25:25,817 Yeah, 'cause now she can have sex 634 00:25:25,843 --> 00:25:27,585 with somebody who's not an accountant. 635 00:25:27,618 --> 00:25:29,653 Wait a minute. Are you crazy? 636 00:25:29,685 --> 00:25:30,818 Sex? Forget about it. 637 00:25:30,854 --> 00:25:33,054 I don't even remember how to have sex. No way! 638 00:25:33,086 --> 00:25:34,586 Don't worry, it'll all come back. 639 00:25:34,621 --> 00:25:36,422 It's just like riding a bicycle. 640 00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:38,389 Except instead of riding a bicycle, 641 00:25:38,423 --> 00:25:39,823 you have sex with a man. 642 00:25:39,856 --> 00:25:43,289 Watch Carol ride a bicycle someday. 643 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:45,057 If you need a refresher, 644 00:25:45,092 --> 00:25:47,960 I know somebody who sure does know how to have sex. 645 00:25:47,992 --> 00:25:50,159 I don't know what that is, but I'll tell you one thing: 646 00:25:50,192 --> 00:25:51,460 it is definitely not sex, okay? 647 00:25:51,494 --> 00:25:53,060 No, you're right, that's not sex. 648 00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:55,162 That's crazy hot sex. 649 00:25:55,496 --> 00:25:58,197 Can we please stop saying "sex"? 650 00:25:58,230 --> 00:25:59,895 What do you prefer, "make love"? 651 00:25:59,930 --> 00:26:02,731 "I don't make love. I f..." 652 00:26:02,766 --> 00:26:03,832 "Hard." 653 00:26:04,198 --> 00:26:05,398 That's what he said. 654 00:26:05,432 --> 00:26:07,067 Oh, my. 655 00:26:05,432 --> 00:26:07,067 Ooh. 656 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,233 You've completely lost it. 657 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:10,900 No, I think she's found it. 658 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:10,900 Yeah. 659 00:26:10,933 --> 00:26:13,934 She's found it. Handcuffed in the red room, right? 660 00:26:15,435 --> 00:26:17,302 The whip. 661 00:26:15,435 --> 00:26:17,302 The red room. 662 00:26:17,336 --> 00:26:19,537 Bruce must be having such fun with all this. 663 00:26:19,570 --> 00:26:23,070 Oh, yes, such fun, actually. Yeah. 664 00:26:23,105 --> 00:26:24,839 What is that? 665 00:26:25,973 --> 00:26:27,673 This book made me realize that 666 00:26:27,707 --> 00:26:31,108 it's been quite a while since we... you know. 667 00:26:31,142 --> 00:26:33,275 As in... as in weeks? 668 00:26:33,308 --> 00:26:35,442 Mmm, like, maybe six. 669 00:26:35,476 --> 00:26:36,976 Six weeks? 670 00:26:35,476 --> 00:26:36,976 Months. 671 00:26:37,010 --> 00:26:39,412 Oh, God, I thought you guys were like rabbits. 672 00:26:39,444 --> 00:26:42,479 We are, if rabbits took a ton of Benadryl 673 00:26:42,512 --> 00:26:43,911 and made a chastity pact. 674 00:26:43,945 --> 00:26:46,146 Oh, my God, we have to put a stop to this. 675 00:26:46,181 --> 00:26:47,547 Oh, come on. 676 00:26:47,579 --> 00:26:49,446 I mean, if women our age were meant to have sex, 677 00:26:49,481 --> 00:26:51,715 God wouldn't do what he does to our bodies. 678 00:26:51,749 --> 00:26:53,916 Whoa! Well, speak for yourself. 679 00:26:54,383 --> 00:26:56,651 That was not God. That was Dr. Nazarian. 680 00:26:56,684 --> 00:27:00,117 He did a good job. 681 00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,686 Hey, everyone. 682 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,354 - Hey! -What's the topic this month? 683 00:27:05,386 --> 00:27:08,187 What... 684 00:27:05,386 --> 00:27:08,187 Moby Dick. 685 00:27:08,221 --> 00:27:10,455 Oh, yeah, sounds like fun. 686 00:27:11,057 --> 00:27:12,690 Carol? 687 00:27:11,057 --> 00:27:12,690 What? 688 00:27:12,722 --> 00:27:15,423 You are not gonna believe what I pulled out of the garage. 689 00:27:15,458 --> 00:27:17,025 My old motorcycle. 690 00:27:17,259 --> 00:27:19,926 That poor thing hasn't been ridden in ages! 691 00:27:20,727 --> 00:27:21,726 Poor thing. 692 00:27:21,759 --> 00:27:23,526 Oh, there's a little sag in the cable. 693 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,595 She's still got a gorgeous chassis. 694 00:27:25,627 --> 00:27:28,528 You know, I was thinking maybe I could lube her up 695 00:27:28,561 --> 00:27:30,596 and get that old gal riding again. 696 00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:32,630 Yeah, yeah, good idea. 697 00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:32,630 That's good. 698 00:27:32,663 --> 00:27:34,230 Give her undercarriage a good buff 699 00:27:34,265 --> 00:27:36,132 and slap a little wax on her saddle. 700 00:27:37,766 --> 00:27:39,967 Ooh, I hope he uses protection. 701 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,200 Shut up. 702 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,200 Moby Dick? 703 00:27:42,232 --> 00:27:44,233 What was that? 704 00:27:42,232 --> 00:27:44,233 I don't know. 705 00:27:44,269 --> 00:27:46,102 I don't know why my mind keeps going there. 706 00:27:46,134 --> 00:27:47,300 It's like, duh. 707 00:27:47,336 --> 00:27:49,636 Ladies, this book is a wakeup call. 708 00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:52,438 I don't care what society says about women our age. 709 00:27:52,471 --> 00:27:54,771 Sex must not be taken off the table. 710 00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:58,905 Hold on. I mean, we are four smart successful women. 711 00:27:58,941 --> 00:28:00,341 I don't need a man. 712 00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:02,875 I know. You've proved that for 18 years. 713 00:28:02,907 --> 00:28:03,973 Touch�. 714 00:28:04,009 --> 00:28:06,909 No, my point is, the choice should be ours. 715 00:28:06,942 --> 00:28:10,210 Speaking of which, we are doubling down. 716 00:28:10,243 --> 00:28:13,111 How about this for a choice? 717 00:28:13,144 --> 00:28:14,478 Oh! 718 00:28:14,511 --> 00:28:16,311 Thank God it's a trilogy. 719 00:28:14,511 --> 00:28:16,311 My God! 720 00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:18,913 Especially for you, Sharon. 721 00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:18,913 Thank you so much. 722 00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:21,115 Thank you. Thank you. Ladies? 723 00:28:21,147 --> 00:28:22,180 What? 724 00:28:21,147 --> 00:28:22,180 Ladies? 725 00:28:22,214 --> 00:28:23,647 Yes? 726 00:28:22,214 --> 00:28:23,647 Yes? 727 00:28:23,682 --> 00:28:27,482 We shall not go gentle into that good night. 728 00:28:28,349 --> 00:28:33,519 So, let's lube up those bikes and get riding again! 729 00:28:36,387 --> 00:28:40,788 "I groan and tilt my pelvis involuntarily against him, 730 00:28:40,821 --> 00:28:42,521 finding a delicious..." 731 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:47,557 "...a delicious friction..." 732 00:28:47,590 --> 00:28:49,490 Oh, this is really something. 733 00:28:49,525 --> 00:28:54,493 "...against the seam of his fly and his growing erection." 734 00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,427 Oh... 735 00:28:56,461 --> 00:28:59,663 Oh, dear. Oh, my God, okay, okay. 736 00:29:01,462 --> 00:29:03,163 Hello? 737 00:29:01,462 --> 00:29:03,163 Are you okay? 738 00:29:03,196 --> 00:29:04,696 You were supposed to call me after dinner. 739 00:29:04,730 --> 00:29:07,698 Yeah, I'm fine, honey. I just finished. 740 00:29:07,731 --> 00:29:09,531 Did you eat alone? 741 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:12,000 Yes, alone. 742 00:29:12,032 --> 00:29:13,732 God, it's all so sad. 743 00:29:13,768 --> 00:29:16,201 Yeah. Okay, but anyway... 744 00:29:16,402 --> 00:29:19,568 thanks for checking in, and I really should get to bed. 745 00:29:19,603 --> 00:29:21,470 Remember, we can put you in the basement 746 00:29:21,502 --> 00:29:22,903 whenever you're ready. 747 00:29:22,938 --> 00:29:24,538 Okay. 748 00:29:27,405 --> 00:29:28,571 Whoa. 749 00:29:28,605 --> 00:29:30,105 I mean... 750 00:29:30,773 --> 00:29:32,540 Wow, wow. 751 00:29:36,174 --> 00:29:37,642 Hello! 752 00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:39,076 Is that really how you answer the phone? 753 00:29:39,109 --> 00:29:41,843 All right, who is this? 754 00:29:39,109 --> 00:29:41,843 I'm gonna hang up now. 755 00:29:41,876 --> 00:29:44,778 Then I'll call you back and we're gonna try this again. 756 00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:48,546 Oh, my God. 757 00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:51,780 It's over. 758 00:29:51,814 --> 00:29:54,082 I can't do anything right, obviously. Okay. 759 00:29:57,116 --> 00:29:58,348 Hello there! 760 00:29:58,382 --> 00:30:00,583 Hey, hello there. Much better. 761 00:30:02,284 --> 00:30:03,484 Have you had dinner? 762 00:30:03,518 --> 00:30:05,751 Oh, I have. Yeah. 763 00:30:06,252 --> 00:30:07,586 How about tomorrow night? 764 00:30:07,886 --> 00:30:09,419 Dinner tomorrow night? 765 00:30:09,452 --> 00:30:11,620 Sounds great. Thought you'd never ask. 766 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,788 What time should I pick you up? 767 00:30:14,423 --> 00:30:16,190 But I... I really can't, so... 768 00:30:16,655 --> 00:30:18,723 Why can't you? 769 00:30:16,655 --> 00:30:18,723 No, I mean... 770 00:30:18,757 --> 00:30:21,458 I mean, of course I can, but where are you anyway? 771 00:30:21,491 --> 00:30:22,924 I'm in Sedona. 772 00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:25,493 But I'm in... Oh! I'm in Santa Monica, so... 773 00:30:25,526 --> 00:30:27,793 I'm aware. I'll pick you up at 6:30. 774 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,194 Well, wait. But you can't just kind of like... 775 00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:33,096 Actually, I can. I'll see you tomorrow night. 776 00:30:36,363 --> 00:30:38,163 Oh, God. 777 00:30:38,198 --> 00:30:39,799 Oh, dear. 778 00:30:42,165 --> 00:30:43,164 Oh. 779 00:30:43,199 --> 00:30:44,932 Someone make a bad wish? 780 00:30:44,967 --> 00:30:48,534 Oh, you should know I rescue wishes all over town. 781 00:30:49,634 --> 00:30:51,434 Wanna grab a cup of coffee? 782 00:30:51,469 --> 00:30:53,236 Oh, I... I can't today. 783 00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:56,204 Well, I'd like to grab a drink sometime. 784 00:30:57,403 --> 00:31:00,538 We have an excellent bar on the mezzanine level. 785 00:31:03,173 --> 00:31:04,905 Oh, you meant with me? 786 00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:06,507 You're funny. 787 00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:06,507 Oh. 788 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,707 Okay, it's a date, then. 789 00:31:12,144 --> 00:31:13,977 I love that you have a date! 790 00:31:14,009 --> 00:31:15,943 Yeah, and it's a first date. 791 00:31:15,978 --> 00:31:18,945 So it's important that you put on something sexy. 792 00:31:18,979 --> 00:31:21,680 Oh... 793 00:31:18,979 --> 00:31:21,680 I don't own anything sexy. 794 00:31:21,712 --> 00:31:24,247 Don't listen to her. Just be comfortable. 795 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,547 Be yourself. 796 00:31:25,580 --> 00:31:27,214 Okay. Well, what about... 797 00:31:27,249 --> 00:31:28,347 Does this... 798 00:31:29,549 --> 00:31:32,217 That's too comfortable. 799 00:31:29,549 --> 00:31:32,217 Right, yeah, no. No. 800 00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:33,616 Okay, fine. 801 00:31:33,650 --> 00:31:35,717 I can take that to Goodwill for you. 802 00:31:35,751 --> 00:31:37,085 Don't do that to them. 803 00:31:37,117 --> 00:31:38,451 Those people have enough trouble. 804 00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,586 She always does this. 805 00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,586 I know. 806 00:31:40,619 --> 00:31:42,486 She wears these voluminous things 807 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,020 to cover that beautiful figure. All the time! 808 00:31:45,054 --> 00:31:47,355 Oh! Oh, my God! 809 00:31:45,054 --> 00:31:47,355 Yes! 810 00:31:47,388 --> 00:31:49,990 Perfect! You look great! 811 00:31:47,388 --> 00:31:49,990 You look perfect. 812 00:31:50,023 --> 00:31:51,957 Let me see. 813 00:31:50,023 --> 00:31:51,957 I don't want... 814 00:31:51,990 --> 00:31:54,990 Oh, my God, you look so good. Unbutton one little button here. 815 00:31:55,025 --> 00:31:57,092 Show off the girls. 816 00:31:55,025 --> 00:31:57,092 Get off! 817 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,026 Let them out! Oh, no, no, no. 818 00:31:59,059 --> 00:32:01,827 This is so ridiculous. 819 00:31:59,059 --> 00:32:01,827 So exciting. 820 00:32:01,861 --> 00:32:03,762 Oh, I can't believe how nervous I am. 821 00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:06,230 I am, too. Do you remember your last date? 822 00:32:06,262 --> 00:32:07,528 We're talking Nixon era. 823 00:32:07,564 --> 00:32:09,663 Wait, is that helping? 824 00:32:07,564 --> 00:32:09,663 No. 825 00:32:11,029 --> 00:32:12,562 Oh, God. I need a safe word. 826 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,266 You're gonna be great! You're gonna be great. 827 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:20,034 This is gonna be amazing! Let's get to the window. 828 00:32:21,867 --> 00:32:25,001 Just act natural. Showtime! 829 00:32:26,470 --> 00:32:29,071 Well, hey, you. 830 00:32:26,470 --> 00:32:29,071 Oh, good, you're home. 831 00:32:29,104 --> 00:32:32,438 He's wearing jeans. 832 00:32:29,104 --> 00:32:32,438 I love a man in jeans. 833 00:32:32,471 --> 00:32:34,939 Let me see. Okay... 834 00:32:34,971 --> 00:32:38,173 He's got a cute tush. 835 00:32:34,971 --> 00:32:38,173 Oh, God! 836 00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:39,240 Oh, God. 837 00:32:40,607 --> 00:32:41,840 Um... 838 00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:44,309 Oh. You brought me flowers? 839 00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:44,309 Here you go. 840 00:32:45,742 --> 00:32:47,076 Thank you so much. 841 00:32:47,111 --> 00:32:48,644 He brought flowers! 842 00:32:48,676 --> 00:32:51,211 I love a man who brings flowers. 843 00:32:51,246 --> 00:32:53,080 If you don't like them, blame your neighbors. 844 00:32:53,113 --> 00:32:55,947 I picked them from their garden. 845 00:32:53,113 --> 00:32:55,947 You're kidding. 846 00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:59,081 The last time she went on a date, she got pregnant. 847 00:32:59,115 --> 00:33:01,750 I don't think that's gonna happen this time. 848 00:33:06,416 --> 00:33:09,817 He gave up on you. 849 00:33:06,416 --> 00:33:09,817 I know. That's okay. 850 00:33:09,852 --> 00:33:12,353 So, where were we? 851 00:33:09,852 --> 00:33:12,353 Oh, yeah, a bathroom. 852 00:33:12,385 --> 00:33:14,920 A public bathroom? Like, a public bathroom? 853 00:33:14,953 --> 00:33:16,653 Yeah, like in a park. 854 00:33:16,688 --> 00:33:18,488 In a park? 855 00:33:16,688 --> 00:33:18,488 Well, yes, I was 11. 856 00:33:18,521 --> 00:33:21,522 The setting wasn't the first thing on my mind. 857 00:33:18,521 --> 00:33:21,522 No. 858 00:33:22,191 --> 00:33:24,958 What about you? 859 00:33:22,191 --> 00:33:24,958 Me? Oh, I don't remember. 860 00:33:24,990 --> 00:33:27,057 Everybody remembers their first kiss. 861 00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:28,824 How about I tell you about my best kiss? 862 00:33:28,859 --> 00:33:30,526 Maybe that hasn't happened yet. 863 00:33:30,992 --> 00:33:33,160 Oh, I see. Well. Hmm. 864 00:33:33,961 --> 00:33:35,461 My first kiss. 865 00:33:35,494 --> 00:33:38,927 That'd be the sixth grade and Terry Sanders. 866 00:33:39,695 --> 00:33:42,062 Terry Sanders. Is that a boy or a girl? 867 00:33:42,096 --> 00:33:44,264 A boy, obviously. 868 00:33:44,298 --> 00:33:45,396 I don't know. 869 00:33:45,432 --> 00:33:47,365 Anyway, it was one of those Christmas mixers. 870 00:33:47,398 --> 00:33:50,665 Some friends and I, we snuck backstage. 871 00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:52,167 It was dark, and... 872 00:33:52,201 --> 00:33:55,967 I remember hearing the first bluesy notes of "At Last." 873 00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:57,868 Remember? By Etta James? 874 00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:01,670 And it came billowing down through the curtains, 875 00:34:01,703 --> 00:34:06,172 and that is when Terry Sanders came up to me, and he said... 876 00:34:06,207 --> 00:34:10,207 It was so sweet! He said, "I think I love you, Dee-Dee." 877 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,973 Yeah, and then he grabbed my face with both of his hands, 878 00:34:15,009 --> 00:34:16,643 and he was like, I don't know... 879 00:34:16,677 --> 00:34:20,343 Maybe he had seen it in some movie or something. 880 00:34:20,378 --> 00:34:23,213 But he held my face, and, for a moment, 881 00:34:23,246 --> 00:34:26,913 my mind went completely blank in the greatest possible way. 882 00:34:27,545 --> 00:34:29,212 Oh, God. I mean, we didn't... 883 00:34:29,248 --> 00:34:31,882 We didn't know what we were doing, we just... 884 00:34:31,914 --> 00:34:34,148 Terry knew. 885 00:34:31,914 --> 00:34:34,148 Maybe, yeah. 886 00:34:34,181 --> 00:34:36,549 We stood there like that, you know... 887 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:39,483 We just stood there. Frozen. 888 00:34:40,751 --> 00:34:43,119 And you know, I didn't really care. 889 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:45,187 Because... 890 00:34:47,987 --> 00:34:51,487 the feeling of his hands on my face... 891 00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:54,457 You know what I wish? I wish... 892 00:34:54,822 --> 00:34:57,056 everyone had a first kiss like that. 893 00:34:58,490 --> 00:34:59,992 Yeah. 894 00:35:00,326 --> 00:35:02,059 I'm so sorry. 895 00:35:02,092 --> 00:35:03,525 You know, I don't... 896 00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:06,793 I don't know why I told you the whole story! 897 00:35:06,827 --> 00:35:09,961 That was a beautiful... That was a beautiful story. 898 00:35:10,461 --> 00:35:11,661 Thank you. 899 00:35:11,929 --> 00:35:13,796 I wish I was kissed by Terry Sanders. 900 00:35:15,364 --> 00:35:17,565 Where is he? Whatever happened to Terry Sanders? 901 00:35:17,599 --> 00:35:20,300 I need to track him down. 902 00:35:17,599 --> 00:35:20,300 Oh, Terry Sanders... 903 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:21,833 No, what actually happened to him 904 00:35:21,867 --> 00:35:23,534 was that he died in a plane crash. 905 00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:26,268 He died, yeah. 906 00:35:27,268 --> 00:35:29,035 He just went like that. 907 00:35:29,068 --> 00:35:31,036 Plane crash? 908 00:35:29,068 --> 00:35:31,036 Yeah. 909 00:35:31,269 --> 00:35:32,269 Mm-hmm. 910 00:35:32,769 --> 00:35:33,936 No. 911 00:35:35,471 --> 00:35:37,838 I'm sorry. 912 00:35:35,471 --> 00:35:37,838 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 913 00:35:37,873 --> 00:35:39,338 He didn't die in a plane crash. 914 00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:41,205 You've been waiting all this time 915 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,675 just to hit me with a plane crash joke. 916 00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:45,240 I couldn't help it. 917 00:35:45,275 --> 00:35:48,608 Diane can get a man to fly in from another state, 918 00:35:48,643 --> 00:35:52,076 and I can't get my husband to come in from the garage! 919 00:35:52,476 --> 00:35:54,377 Well, you have to give him a good enough reason. 920 00:35:54,911 --> 00:35:58,477 Well, since when is sex not a good enough reason for a man? 921 00:35:58,512 --> 00:36:01,746 Honey, you're not dealing with a man, you're dealing with an older man. 922 00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:03,447 Different animal. 923 00:36:03,481 --> 00:36:05,448 He's not thinking about sex. He's conditioned to think 924 00:36:05,481 --> 00:36:09,449 that "inside" means changing a light bulb or fixing the toilet. 925 00:36:09,483 --> 00:36:13,684 Both of which sound infinitely more satisfying to me. 926 00:36:14,052 --> 00:36:16,119 So basically, I'm screwed. 927 00:36:16,152 --> 00:36:18,286 Or not screwed, as it were. 928 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,321 He needs a reminder. Take him back to a time 929 00:36:20,353 --> 00:36:22,221 when sex was on his mind. 930 00:36:22,855 --> 00:36:24,188 Miss O'Donnell? 931 00:36:22,855 --> 00:36:24,188 Yeah. 932 00:36:24,222 --> 00:36:25,756 This was dropped at the desk for you. 933 00:36:26,155 --> 00:36:27,556 Thank you, Runako. 934 00:36:26,155 --> 00:36:27,556 You're welcome. 935 00:36:27,590 --> 00:36:28,823 It's Pavlovian. 936 00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:30,289 Present the right stimulus, 937 00:36:30,324 --> 00:36:32,358 you will not believe how quickly he'll come. 938 00:36:32,992 --> 00:36:36,092 Must you always be so crass? 939 00:36:36,126 --> 00:36:37,759 Look whose mind is in the gutter! 940 00:36:37,793 --> 00:36:40,327 I know! It's because of this book. 941 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,161 The whipping and the flogging. 942 00:36:42,195 --> 00:36:44,762 I'm learning things no one our age should even know about! 943 00:36:44,795 --> 00:36:46,429 I mean, sex is... 944 00:36:46,463 --> 00:36:47,829 Ugh! 945 00:36:47,864 --> 00:36:49,865 Not that a little kissing or petting would kill me, but... 946 00:36:49,898 --> 00:36:51,598 Is that a poncho? 947 00:36:51,965 --> 00:36:54,266 Um... all right, sharing. 948 00:36:54,632 --> 00:36:57,632 "Next time we should wear protection"? 949 00:36:58,034 --> 00:36:59,134 "Love, Arthur." 950 00:36:59,668 --> 00:37:02,568 Uh, you weren't gonna tell us about this. 951 00:37:02,603 --> 00:37:04,304 I told you we went out for coffee. 952 00:37:04,603 --> 00:37:08,804 Unbelievable! That is not how I go out for coffee. 953 00:37:09,271 --> 00:37:11,438 The entire world is coupling up. 954 00:37:11,472 --> 00:37:15,139 You just need to put yourself out there the same way Tom did. 955 00:37:15,172 --> 00:37:17,373 You see her going online? 956 00:37:17,409 --> 00:37:19,742 I mean, let's not lose all our sense of reality. 957 00:37:19,775 --> 00:37:21,141 Well, why not? 958 00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:23,243 There are plenty of fish in the sea 959 00:37:23,277 --> 00:37:24,843 who would adore her. 960 00:37:23,277 --> 00:37:24,843 I agree. 961 00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:27,411 But to catch one she'd actually have to take out a pole 962 00:37:27,445 --> 00:37:29,179 and make her way down to the water. 963 00:37:29,213 --> 00:37:31,180 You really don't think I can do it. 964 00:37:31,213 --> 00:37:33,981 Well, I think you can. I just don't think you will. 965 00:37:34,014 --> 00:37:38,281 Then let's drink to me and my pole going online. 966 00:37:38,315 --> 00:37:42,249 Well, yay! Good for you. 967 00:37:38,315 --> 00:37:42,249 Yay! 968 00:37:42,284 --> 00:37:44,050 But you might want to lose the pole. 969 00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:45,317 Yeah. Good call. 970 00:37:54,956 --> 00:37:56,322 Life motto? 971 00:37:56,355 --> 00:37:58,789 I'll give you a life motto. 972 00:37:58,822 --> 00:38:05,258 "No one with a life has a motto." 973 00:38:09,661 --> 00:38:10,994 "Find a mate?" 974 00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:13,960 What am I, Lin-Lin the Panda at the San Diego Zoo? 975 00:38:13,994 --> 00:38:15,929 No! No, no, no. 976 00:38:17,697 --> 00:38:19,264 Stop it! 977 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,630 Shit! 978 00:38:26,532 --> 00:38:29,268 My old uniform. What do you think? 979 00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:31,433 I feel like I'm in a time machine. 980 00:38:31,467 --> 00:38:33,802 I know. And it still fits! 981 00:38:34,469 --> 00:38:36,302 Ta-da! 982 00:38:37,269 --> 00:38:39,103 There's some duct tape on the shelf. 983 00:38:39,137 --> 00:38:41,938 You're sweet, but that just makes it easier to... 984 00:38:42,706 --> 00:38:46,074 Oh, you need... you need duct tape. Okay... 985 00:38:46,507 --> 00:38:49,441 And, uh, give me the zip ties. 986 00:38:50,675 --> 00:38:52,609 Zip ties. 987 00:38:54,510 --> 00:38:57,044 Are you thinking about tying me up? 988 00:38:57,077 --> 00:38:58,444 What? 989 00:38:59,411 --> 00:39:02,612 Nothing. It's just something I was reading about. 990 00:39:03,679 --> 00:39:06,413 Is there anything else I can do for you? 991 00:39:06,447 --> 00:39:08,581 No, I think I'm good, thanks. 992 00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:11,316 I just needed more light 993 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,450 before I can get inside her crankshaft. 994 00:39:13,882 --> 00:39:14,714 Check her out. 995 00:39:14,750 --> 00:39:17,284 Check out... your motorcycle? 996 00:39:17,318 --> 00:39:18,718 Yeah. 997 00:39:19,786 --> 00:39:22,719 It sure brings back memories. 998 00:39:19,786 --> 00:39:22,719 Yeah. 999 00:39:22,753 --> 00:39:25,588 And she's a lot prettier than I remember. 1000 00:39:26,688 --> 00:39:29,556 I wouldn't complain if you want to take me for a ride. 1001 00:39:32,056 --> 00:39:33,422 Rain check? 1002 00:39:35,657 --> 00:39:39,391 I'm sorry. I talked your ear off. 1003 00:39:39,427 --> 00:39:41,961 I'll recover. 1004 00:39:39,427 --> 00:39:41,961 You will? I wonder. 1005 00:39:41,994 --> 00:39:44,128 Just let me know when you're back in Arizona. 1006 00:39:44,728 --> 00:39:49,229 Oh! Well, actually, I'm going to be there this weekend. 1007 00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:51,096 How inconvenient. 1008 00:39:51,130 --> 00:39:53,597 How inconvenient, yeah. Anyway... 1009 00:39:54,065 --> 00:39:57,265 It was really lovely. 1010 00:39:54,065 --> 00:39:57,265 Oh, it was really lovely. So... 1011 00:39:57,298 --> 00:39:58,699 Good night. 1012 00:39:57,298 --> 00:39:58,699 Have a good night. 1013 00:39:58,733 --> 00:40:00,834 Okay, thank you. Thank you. 1014 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,400 Oh, God. 1015 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,934 We need to get control of this situation. 1016 00:40:06,536 --> 00:40:09,269 I don't want a repeat of what was going on 1017 00:40:09,302 --> 00:40:11,002 in the evidentiary hearing. 1018 00:40:12,403 --> 00:40:14,572 Let's turn our phones off, please. 1019 00:40:15,137 --> 00:40:16,237 Not mine. 1020 00:40:17,572 --> 00:40:19,472 Am I the only one hearing this? 1021 00:40:19,507 --> 00:40:22,441 I believe it's from... over there. 1022 00:40:34,878 --> 00:40:37,114 Holy shit. 1023 00:41:00,887 --> 00:41:03,056 Here, Ginsburg, you want to go out? 1024 00:41:08,192 --> 00:41:09,625 Go. 1025 00:41:09,992 --> 00:41:11,557 Go ahead. 1026 00:41:12,226 --> 00:41:13,559 Okay, fine. 1027 00:41:13,592 --> 00:41:15,960 Be lethargic. 1028 00:41:31,599 --> 00:41:34,634 Damn you, E.L. James. 1029 00:41:36,302 --> 00:41:40,001 His name is George and he's probably a serial killer. 1030 00:41:40,503 --> 00:41:42,036 No man is perfect. 1031 00:41:42,070 --> 00:41:44,071 Well, he's also certainly not normal. 1032 00:41:44,103 --> 00:41:48,136 I mean, normal people don't go trolling for dates online. 1033 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,271 You do. 1034 00:41:49,306 --> 00:41:50,673 Yeah, I rest my case. 1035 00:41:50,972 --> 00:41:53,273 Maybe he's your Christian Grey. 1036 00:41:53,307 --> 00:41:56,708 He's a bald tax attorney. 1037 00:41:53,307 --> 00:41:56,708 Okay, maybe not. 1038 00:41:56,742 --> 00:41:58,375 But at least you have a date. 1039 00:41:58,409 --> 00:42:01,409 I'm never gonna have sex again for the rest of my life. 1040 00:42:01,443 --> 00:42:03,277 He might not even have arms! 1041 00:42:03,311 --> 00:42:04,344 Hey. 1042 00:42:03,311 --> 00:42:04,344 What? 1043 00:42:04,378 --> 00:42:06,144 These are essential. 1044 00:42:06,179 --> 00:42:08,814 They hold you in, smooth everything down. Life changing. 1045 00:42:09,114 --> 00:42:11,447 I'm gonna get them for you. Come here. 1046 00:42:12,547 --> 00:42:16,748 Well, let's just say things did not go exactly as planned. 1047 00:42:17,282 --> 00:42:18,849 You've been married too long. 1048 00:42:18,882 --> 00:42:21,250 In the army, when they want to get a soldier's attention, 1049 00:42:21,284 --> 00:42:22,751 they just blow on the trumpet. 1050 00:42:22,784 --> 00:42:25,018 Well, that is precisely what I was attempting. 1051 00:42:25,052 --> 00:42:27,986 And the soldier? 1052 00:42:25,052 --> 00:42:27,986 Absent without leave. 1053 00:42:28,387 --> 00:42:31,787 In fact, the trumpet never even came out of the barracks. 1054 00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:35,387 The commanding officer put a kibosh on the mission, huh? 1055 00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:37,055 Yes. Mission aborted. 1056 00:42:37,090 --> 00:42:39,925 Oh, Jesus Christ, enough with the metaphors already. 1057 00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:42,759 My organs just shifted. 1058 00:42:42,791 --> 00:42:45,192 You're gonna be fine. Do scuba breathing. 1059 00:42:45,826 --> 00:42:48,860 So, okay, give him one of these... 1060 00:42:49,961 --> 00:42:52,463 and the lieutenant will stand at attention. 1061 00:42:52,496 --> 00:42:54,096 You think that's the problem? 1062 00:42:54,130 --> 00:42:57,628 I've been doing field research on this demographic a long time. 1063 00:42:57,664 --> 00:42:59,732 He's probably just embarrassed. 1064 00:42:59,764 --> 00:43:02,165 This is gonna be a game changer, trust me. 1065 00:43:03,699 --> 00:43:04,898 You need some help? 1066 00:43:04,934 --> 00:43:06,868 I need the Jaws of Life. 1067 00:43:10,436 --> 00:43:12,970 Um, I don't think you have that on quite right, 1068 00:43:13,003 --> 00:43:14,169 but it's gonna look amazing. 1069 00:43:14,202 --> 00:43:16,737 I look like a Lane Bryant mannequin. 1070 00:43:17,338 --> 00:43:20,672 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to picture your serial killer 1071 00:43:20,706 --> 00:43:22,306 trying to peel you out of that thing. 1072 00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:24,941 He's gonna have to use his teeth. 1073 00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:24,941 If he has teeth. 1074 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,173 When you guys are finished joking, 1075 00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:28,708 can you get me some scissors? 1076 00:43:28,742 --> 00:43:30,609 I can't feel my feet. 1077 00:43:38,246 --> 00:43:39,644 Is that the one I showed you? 1078 00:43:39,679 --> 00:43:41,278 No. Found it on Zillow. 1079 00:43:41,313 --> 00:43:42,847 Check it out. 1080 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,813 This has a media room. 1081 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,813 Oh, sick. 1082 00:43:44,847 --> 00:43:46,414 You don't need a media room, 1083 00:43:46,447 --> 00:43:48,815 you need your son to live in a good school district. 1084 00:43:48,849 --> 00:43:50,883 Mom. You shouldn't be adding salt. 1085 00:43:50,916 --> 00:43:53,451 It's spaghetti. I always add salt to my spaghetti. 1086 00:43:53,483 --> 00:43:56,652 Mom, did you not get the article I sent you on blood pressure? 1087 00:44:00,619 --> 00:44:04,020 Oh, shoot. Could... Could you excuse me for just a sec? 1088 00:44:07,655 --> 00:44:10,458 Don't say "sick". You're 40 years old. 1089 00:44:10,956 --> 00:44:12,857 Hi, how are you? 1090 00:44:13,557 --> 00:44:16,193 Come visit you? That's crazy! 1091 00:44:19,327 --> 00:44:22,961 What? Well, I don't know how I can do that, you know? 1092 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,095 Yeah? 1093 00:44:25,797 --> 00:44:28,297 Oh. Well, okay. 1094 00:44:28,329 --> 00:44:29,996 I'm just gonna have to come up with a reason. 1095 00:44:30,030 --> 00:44:32,865 Mom? 1096 00:44:30,030 --> 00:44:32,865 Uh-oh. I got to go. 1097 00:44:32,898 --> 00:44:35,165 Okay, yes, and I will. Okay, bye. 1098 00:44:35,632 --> 00:44:38,899 Is everything okay? 1099 00:44:35,632 --> 00:44:38,899 No. No. 1100 00:44:39,668 --> 00:44:42,302 That was my neighbor. And, um... 1101 00:44:42,335 --> 00:44:44,536 There was a robber, or a burglar, I don't know. 1102 00:44:44,568 --> 00:44:47,568 Anyway, they think that the house was burgled! 1103 00:44:47,603 --> 00:44:49,637 Burgled? 1104 00:44:47,603 --> 00:44:49,637 It's shocking! 1105 00:44:50,237 --> 00:44:53,670 But you know something? I think I need to get back there ASAP to help. 1106 00:44:53,706 --> 00:44:55,472 What do you mean, help? 1107 00:44:55,505 --> 00:44:57,906 What I mean is the authorities... they may want to ask some questions. 1108 00:44:57,940 --> 00:45:00,641 So I do need to get back there now. 1109 00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:02,275 The authorities? 1110 00:45:02,309 --> 00:45:04,243 I'm not a suspect. I'm not suspicious. 1111 00:45:04,275 --> 00:45:06,342 It's not that kind of thing. But I'm so worried. 1112 00:45:06,378 --> 00:45:09,311 This world is just not a safe place for you anymore. 1113 00:45:09,344 --> 00:45:10,978 I'm sorry, and... 1114 00:45:11,012 --> 00:45:13,880 I'm really gonna try to keep that in my mind, okay? 1115 00:45:14,081 --> 00:45:16,815 But anyway, I need to book a flight back tomorrow. 1116 00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:19,481 Do I just not turn you on anymore? 1117 00:45:19,514 --> 00:45:23,014 I mean, I get it after 35 years and three kids, but am I... 1118 00:45:23,050 --> 00:45:25,950 Is it just not exciting anymore? 1119 00:45:25,983 --> 00:45:27,183 I love you, Carol. 1120 00:45:27,217 --> 00:45:29,685 I know you love me, and I love you. 1121 00:45:29,885 --> 00:45:31,385 Then what is the problem? 1122 00:45:31,420 --> 00:45:34,721 The problem is we haven't even tried to make love 1123 00:45:34,755 --> 00:45:36,188 since your retirement party. 1124 00:45:36,221 --> 00:45:38,121 And we both know how that turned out. 1125 00:45:38,155 --> 00:45:40,657 You yourself said there was something wrong 1126 00:45:40,690 --> 00:45:42,023 with the lamb that night. 1127 00:45:42,222 --> 00:45:44,923 We both know there was nothing wrong with the lamb. 1128 00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:46,191 I'm the one who made it. 1129 00:45:46,224 --> 00:45:48,358 I'm not having this conversation. 1130 00:45:48,393 --> 00:45:51,893 Bruce, Vivian said that it is so normal for men... 1131 00:45:51,927 --> 00:45:53,427 Wait. Vivian? 1132 00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:55,827 Dr. Schaefer said there are safe and effective ways... 1133 00:45:55,862 --> 00:45:57,262 You talked to Dr. Schaefer? 1134 00:45:57,295 --> 00:45:59,695 I did not think you'd want to talk to him. 1135 00:45:59,728 --> 00:46:02,996 I don't want to talk to him! 1136 00:45:59,728 --> 00:46:02,996 See? I knew that! I knew that! 1137 00:46:03,030 --> 00:46:05,230 He asked me, "Does he still pleasure himself?" 1138 00:46:05,264 --> 00:46:07,699 Oh, my God! 1139 00:46:05,264 --> 00:46:07,699 And I said, "I have no idea!" 1140 00:46:08,132 --> 00:46:10,500 Carol! This is enough! 1141 00:46:10,532 --> 00:46:13,233 Bruce! I want to have sex! 1142 00:46:15,268 --> 00:46:16,835 Hello. 1143 00:46:20,838 --> 00:46:22,238 Excuse me. 1144 00:46:24,472 --> 00:46:27,605 Okay, come on, baby. Get your leg up there. 1145 00:46:29,307 --> 00:46:30,574 Goddang it. 1146 00:46:31,675 --> 00:46:32,708 Come on. 1147 00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:35,842 What, you can't get it turned on, huh? 1148 00:46:52,081 --> 00:46:54,148 Hi. Do you have a reservation? 1149 00:46:54,181 --> 00:46:56,182 No, actually I'm meeting someone. 1150 00:46:56,217 --> 00:46:58,018 His name is George. 1151 00:46:58,050 --> 00:46:59,918 He's a tax accountant. 1152 00:47:01,018 --> 00:47:03,219 Right. Follow me. 1153 00:47:05,820 --> 00:47:07,653 Enjoy your meal. 1154 00:47:07,688 --> 00:47:09,221 Hey, you have arms! 1155 00:47:09,655 --> 00:47:11,789 It would've been fine if you didn't, but it's... 1156 00:47:11,822 --> 00:47:13,556 better that you do. Hey. 1157 00:47:13,590 --> 00:47:16,857 So nice to... Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'll take care of it. 1158 00:47:16,891 --> 00:47:19,426 This is why I don't leave the house. 1159 00:47:21,726 --> 00:47:25,660 Shall we start again? 1160 00:47:21,726 --> 00:47:25,660 I'm afraid to reenter. 1161 00:47:25,695 --> 00:47:27,061 Nah. 1162 00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:29,962 We can take it right from here. 1163 00:47:30,329 --> 00:47:31,429 Okay. 1164 00:47:32,864 --> 00:47:34,463 So, what about you? 1165 00:47:35,164 --> 00:47:37,531 You work? 1166 00:47:35,164 --> 00:47:37,531 Um, yes. 1167 00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:40,565 Actually, I'm currently working on my drinking. 1168 00:47:42,266 --> 00:47:44,268 You have a nice laugh. 1169 00:47:46,068 --> 00:47:47,501 Thank you. 1170 00:47:47,934 --> 00:47:50,103 Actually, I'm a federal judge. 1171 00:47:50,503 --> 00:47:51,903 Wow. 1172 00:47:52,737 --> 00:47:54,503 Really? 1173 00:47:52,737 --> 00:47:54,503 Yeah. 1174 00:47:55,338 --> 00:47:59,171 And I do have the power to put you in handcuffs. 1175 00:47:59,206 --> 00:48:01,673 I don't know why I said that. Really. 1176 00:48:01,706 --> 00:48:03,339 I'm sorry. I... 1177 00:48:03,740 --> 00:48:06,842 I was guessing what you might be thinking and... 1178 00:48:06,876 --> 00:48:09,310 I mean, not you, but men. 1179 00:48:09,342 --> 00:48:12,809 Not like all men think the same, but... 1180 00:48:13,445 --> 00:48:16,278 I'm sorry I'm not better at this, but this is... 1181 00:48:16,311 --> 00:48:17,411 Whoa. 1182 00:48:18,146 --> 00:48:19,579 Can I make a confession? 1183 00:48:19,947 --> 00:48:22,914 Uh, I changed my shirt today six times 1184 00:48:22,947 --> 00:48:24,681 and I only have five shirts. 1185 00:48:25,449 --> 00:48:28,184 And the irony is that they're all exactly alike. 1186 00:48:28,451 --> 00:48:30,485 Blue, button-down, Brooks Brothers. 1187 00:48:30,518 --> 00:48:32,851 Well, who doesn't love Brooks Brothers? 1188 00:48:32,885 --> 00:48:34,518 Not this guy. 1189 00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:37,054 When did dating get so complicated? 1190 00:48:37,086 --> 00:48:39,688 I mean, it used to be you'd go to a dance 1191 00:48:39,721 --> 00:48:43,153 and bada-boom bada-bing, you'd get married and pregnant. 1192 00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:45,355 Now you have to come up with 1193 00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:47,723 earth-shattering theories on life 1194 00:48:47,757 --> 00:48:51,557 before you even get a "wink." What is that, a "wink" online? 1195 00:48:51,592 --> 00:48:56,126 You know, you are so much better at this than you think you are. 1196 00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,327 Thank you. 1197 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,194 You are too, for the record. 1198 00:49:01,829 --> 00:49:05,329 All my past relationships taught me one thing. 1199 00:49:06,697 --> 00:49:08,231 I can't sleep with men. 1200 00:49:08,264 --> 00:49:11,231 Well, now, there's a revelation I was not expecting. 1201 00:49:11,266 --> 00:49:14,432 No, but sex is fine. I just can't sleep. 1202 00:49:15,333 --> 00:49:17,268 Okay, that makes more sense. 1203 00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:19,768 Now I can focus on what you're gonna say next. 1204 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,902 I can't understand how men can sleep anywhere. 1205 00:49:22,936 --> 00:49:25,036 On the floor, in a bed, on a couch. 1206 00:49:25,070 --> 00:49:27,238 I'm staring at the ceiling and they're off 1207 00:49:27,271 --> 00:49:29,306 in some blissful dreamscape. 1208 00:49:30,139 --> 00:49:34,440 Well, they say that bad sleep is a sign of a bad relationship. 1209 00:49:34,474 --> 00:49:37,142 Yeah, well, I can attest to that. 1210 00:49:38,242 --> 00:49:40,376 Thank you. 1211 00:49:38,242 --> 00:49:40,376 Thank you. 1212 00:49:40,409 --> 00:49:41,642 Wow. 1213 00:49:42,510 --> 00:49:45,145 I never thought I'd be back here again. 1214 00:49:45,478 --> 00:49:46,510 Me, neither. 1215 00:49:47,344 --> 00:49:48,578 Here we go. 1216 00:49:52,713 --> 00:49:56,581 Is it as good as you remember? 1217 00:49:52,713 --> 00:49:56,581 Maybe better. 1218 00:50:00,516 --> 00:50:02,050 Let me ask you a question. 1219 00:50:02,650 --> 00:50:05,284 What's your favorite thing in the whole world? 1220 00:50:06,286 --> 00:50:08,119 Well, that's a very broad question. 1221 00:50:08,152 --> 00:50:09,452 Um... 1222 00:50:11,119 --> 00:50:12,418 Arm tickles. 1223 00:50:12,454 --> 00:50:14,989 Come on. 1224 00:50:12,454 --> 00:50:14,989 No, without a doubt. 1225 00:50:15,489 --> 00:50:18,389 No, it's true. I'm a girl of simple pleasures. 1226 00:50:18,422 --> 00:50:21,356 Says the girl with a staff of 150! 1227 00:50:21,391 --> 00:50:23,224 Ah, but it would be so much better 1228 00:50:23,257 --> 00:50:25,458 if they were all tickling my arms. 1229 00:50:30,094 --> 00:50:33,362 You know what I love to do that I never do anymore? 1230 00:50:33,862 --> 00:50:39,097 Listen to a full album on vinyl from beginning to end. 1231 00:50:40,463 --> 00:50:43,364 Vinyl sure has made a comeback, hasn't it? 1232 00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,467 Well, some things stand the test of time. 1233 00:50:49,900 --> 00:50:51,201 That they do. 1234 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:23,012 Dance is about connection. 1235 00:51:23,213 --> 00:51:25,313 It can't just be routine. 1236 00:51:25,347 --> 00:51:28,414 Moving in unison is not the same as dancing. 1237 00:51:30,148 --> 00:51:31,382 Right. 1238 00:51:34,384 --> 00:51:36,284 I think we're done for the night. 1239 00:51:37,184 --> 00:51:38,418 Sorry. 1240 00:51:49,722 --> 00:51:53,723 I was 14. She was 17. She could drive a car. 1241 00:51:54,157 --> 00:51:57,090 And she was sitting behind the wheel. 1242 00:51:57,125 --> 00:51:59,193 She said, "Come here." 1243 00:52:01,427 --> 00:52:03,027 This is me. 1244 00:52:03,893 --> 00:52:05,660 Thank you for making tonight so easy. 1245 00:52:05,695 --> 00:52:08,929 Oh... It was a great, great pleasure. 1246 00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:16,831 Um, I have to ask you this. 1247 00:52:16,864 --> 00:52:18,831 First of all, I think you're great. 1248 00:52:18,865 --> 00:52:21,900 And second, I know that the chances of this 1249 00:52:21,934 --> 00:52:25,601 going past this evening are slim, but... 1250 00:52:26,302 --> 00:52:28,270 would you mind if I... 1251 00:52:28,737 --> 00:52:30,037 kissed you? 1252 00:52:30,070 --> 00:52:31,369 If I had a nickel 1253 00:52:31,403 --> 00:52:33,137 for every time someone asked me that. 1254 00:52:33,172 --> 00:52:36,338 All right, all right. I'll just rewind the tape about 30 seconds. 1255 00:52:36,373 --> 00:52:38,374 Shut up and kiss me. 1256 00:52:40,242 --> 00:52:41,642 Oh, hell. 1257 00:52:57,146 --> 00:52:59,748 I think this belongs to you. 1258 00:53:05,148 --> 00:53:06,682 Thank you. 1259 00:53:08,684 --> 00:53:10,852 Ginsburger! 1260 00:53:23,990 --> 00:53:26,858 Ooh. I'm gonna need a bigger back seat. 1261 00:53:28,992 --> 00:53:32,692 Paging Dr. Derek. 1262 00:53:36,927 --> 00:53:40,427 Is this good? 1263 00:53:36,927 --> 00:53:40,427 Uh-huh. This is fine, this is totally fine. 1264 00:53:40,463 --> 00:53:41,996 Okay. 1265 00:53:44,164 --> 00:53:46,832 I love how your generation still feels the need 1266 00:53:46,864 --> 00:53:48,564 to get fancy for air travel. 1267 00:53:48,599 --> 00:53:50,066 It's so cute. 1268 00:53:51,467 --> 00:53:52,800 Okay... 1269 00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:54,967 Call me when you get back to L.A. 1270 00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:54,967 Of course. 1271 00:53:55,001 --> 00:53:56,601 I love you. 1272 00:53:55,001 --> 00:53:56,601 I love you, too. 1273 00:53:56,635 --> 00:53:58,235 Be safe. 1274 00:53:56,635 --> 00:53:58,235 Bye-bye. 1275 00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:00,036 Love you. 1276 00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:00,036 Love you! 1277 00:54:13,608 --> 00:54:15,609 Quite an escape, Houdini. 1278 00:54:16,409 --> 00:54:19,409 Oh, God. I can't believe I'm doing this. 1279 00:54:48,554 --> 00:54:49,988 You know, I can't get over it. 1280 00:54:50,021 --> 00:54:53,389 Honestly, I'm not sure I've ever seen a prettier sky. 1281 00:54:53,422 --> 00:54:55,756 Mmm. 1282 00:54:53,422 --> 00:54:55,756 Right? 1283 00:54:55,789 --> 00:54:58,090 Cheers. 1284 00:54:55,789 --> 00:54:58,090 Oh, cheers, okay. 1285 00:54:58,123 --> 00:54:59,289 Boom. 1286 00:54:59,557 --> 00:55:01,092 Can I show you something? 1287 00:55:01,824 --> 00:55:03,658 Sure. 1288 00:55:01,824 --> 00:55:03,658 Come with me. 1289 00:55:03,692 --> 00:55:04,824 What are we doing? Wait. 1290 00:55:04,860 --> 00:55:07,059 Are you nervous? 1291 00:55:04,860 --> 00:55:07,059 Oh... Should I be? 1292 00:55:07,092 --> 00:55:08,158 Mm-hmm. 1293 00:55:08,193 --> 00:55:09,860 I'm not sure I've ever met anybody 1294 00:55:09,894 --> 00:55:12,630 who owned their own barn before. 1295 00:55:13,063 --> 00:55:15,063 You got to get out of the city more often. 1296 00:55:15,096 --> 00:55:18,130 Uh-huh. Oh, no, wait, no. Forget it. 1297 00:55:18,164 --> 00:55:21,164 There is no chance in hell I'm getting into that thing. 1298 00:55:21,197 --> 00:55:22,264 No. No! 1299 00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:24,300 You're gonna love it. It's gonna be great. 1300 00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:26,967 I'm sorry, but... What are you talking about? 1301 00:55:27,001 --> 00:55:28,468 No, I'm not getting in there. 1302 00:55:28,501 --> 00:55:30,835 These are the controls. Don't touch anything. 1303 00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:32,336 If you touch it, we'll crash. 1304 00:55:33,003 --> 00:55:34,937 Don't say that. 1305 00:55:33,003 --> 00:55:34,937 I'm kidding. 1306 00:55:34,971 --> 00:55:36,971 This is my baby, okay? 1307 00:55:37,005 --> 00:55:38,972 See that "B" there? You see? 1308 00:55:39,005 --> 00:55:42,572 It's a Beechcraft Bonanza V-Tail. 1309 00:55:39,005 --> 00:55:42,572 Okay. 1310 00:55:42,606 --> 00:55:45,673 And it's been my passion project for the last... 1311 00:55:46,175 --> 00:55:47,375 20 years. 1312 00:55:47,409 --> 00:55:49,541 Twenty years! Wait a minute. How old is this thing? 1313 00:55:49,574 --> 00:55:51,742 It's a 1951. 1314 00:55:49,574 --> 00:55:51,742 Whoa! 1315 00:55:51,777 --> 00:55:54,177 I'm a 1951! Let me out of here! 1316 00:55:54,210 --> 00:55:55,777 No, seriously. 1317 00:55:55,811 --> 00:55:58,211 Okay, we're going up. 1318 00:55:55,811 --> 00:55:58,211 Wait, no. 1319 00:55:58,244 --> 00:55:59,612 I'm gonna regret this! 1320 00:56:06,282 --> 00:56:09,949 Oh, please. No, no, you have a death wish. Death wish! 1321 00:56:09,983 --> 00:56:12,517 Please. 1322 00:56:09,983 --> 00:56:12,517 We're all gonna die someday, Diane. 1323 00:56:12,817 --> 00:56:14,650 I just feel like it's worth living a little bit 1324 00:56:14,686 --> 00:56:16,286 while we still can. 1325 00:56:36,592 --> 00:56:38,492 Overwhelming, huh? 1326 00:56:38,527 --> 00:56:39,826 Wanna hold on to the... 1327 00:56:39,860 --> 00:56:42,495 Oh, okay. 1328 00:56:39,860 --> 00:56:42,495 Just hold on to it. 1329 00:56:42,527 --> 00:56:43,994 I'll hold on. 1330 00:56:48,063 --> 00:56:49,663 No! 1331 00:56:48,063 --> 00:56:49,663 See that? 1332 00:56:49,697 --> 00:56:50,931 Yes. 1333 00:56:55,434 --> 00:56:57,601 Oh, no, that's... 1334 00:57:01,436 --> 00:57:04,336 I'm gonna bank, to the right. 1335 00:57:01,436 --> 00:57:04,336 You're gonna bank? 1336 00:57:07,603 --> 00:57:09,070 Oh... 1337 00:57:09,105 --> 00:57:10,704 You know what that is? 1338 00:57:10,737 --> 00:57:13,306 Yes. That's Cathedral Rock. 1339 00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:14,905 That's right. 1340 00:57:15,541 --> 00:57:18,175 Oh, my God. 1341 00:57:53,420 --> 00:57:55,187 And all this, though, from being a pilot 1342 00:57:55,221 --> 00:57:57,855 is what you're saying, right? This? 1343 00:57:55,221 --> 00:57:57,855 No. 1344 00:57:57,887 --> 00:58:01,688 No? 1345 00:57:57,887 --> 00:58:01,688 No, what happened was I got out of the Air Force, 1346 00:58:01,724 --> 00:58:05,324 and I went to work for this aeronautical research lab. 1347 00:58:05,358 --> 00:58:08,692 And, you know, I came up with this design that... 1348 00:58:09,126 --> 00:58:11,460 that reduced engine drag in a jet. 1349 00:58:11,492 --> 00:58:13,559 It's silly, but it's a big patent, 1350 00:58:13,594 --> 00:58:16,628 and this is what happened right here. See? 1351 00:58:20,463 --> 00:58:22,797 You're gonna have to introduce me to your family. 1352 00:58:22,831 --> 00:58:24,097 When can I meet them? 1353 00:58:24,132 --> 00:58:25,798 I don't think that's a good idea. 1354 00:58:24,132 --> 00:58:25,798 Why? 1355 00:58:25,831 --> 00:58:29,766 Because they're still very sensitive about their father and... 1356 00:58:30,768 --> 00:58:32,302 What about you? 1357 00:58:35,001 --> 00:58:37,403 Well, I'm... I mean, I loved him. 1358 00:58:38,969 --> 00:58:42,203 But I guess I realized I was in mourning 1359 00:58:42,237 --> 00:58:44,105 for the end of something. 1360 00:58:44,139 --> 00:58:45,673 It's been a long time. 1361 00:58:46,039 --> 00:58:49,074 I mean, I guess, I don't know, the world sees your... 1362 00:58:49,673 --> 00:58:51,074 your relationship in one way, 1363 00:58:51,108 --> 00:58:53,576 you just kind of go along, but... 1364 00:58:53,608 --> 00:58:55,409 then the truth is... 1365 00:58:56,610 --> 00:58:59,111 it had been over between us for a long time. 1366 00:59:00,144 --> 00:59:01,210 So... 1367 00:59:01,911 --> 00:59:03,445 what do you think of that? 1368 00:59:04,512 --> 00:59:06,313 You don't want to hear my sad story, do you? 1369 00:59:06,347 --> 00:59:08,114 Maybe you should tell me yours. 1370 00:59:08,148 --> 00:59:09,681 I don't have a sad story. 1371 00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:12,181 You don't have a sad story 'cause you're rich. 1372 00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:14,717 It's been 24 hours and there's still no answer. 1373 00:59:14,751 --> 00:59:16,150 Okay, I'm sure she's fine. 1374 00:59:16,182 --> 00:59:17,650 You're so sure everything is fine! 1375 00:59:17,684 --> 00:59:19,617 She could be passed out in a ditch somewhere! 1376 00:59:19,650 --> 00:59:22,018 Adrianne, please calm down. 1377 00:59:22,052 --> 00:59:24,952 I'm calling Jill. 1378 00:59:22,052 --> 00:59:24,952 You're being hormonal! 1379 01:00:01,733 --> 01:00:03,400 Sharon, is that you? 1380 01:00:04,867 --> 01:00:06,934 Tom? Hi. 1381 01:00:06,969 --> 01:00:08,601 Wow! Hi! 1382 01:00:08,635 --> 01:00:09,936 Hi... 1383 01:00:10,235 --> 01:00:12,502 Unexpected. 1384 01:00:10,235 --> 01:00:12,502 Yeah. 1385 01:00:16,905 --> 01:00:18,505 Your hair's... dark. 1386 01:00:18,539 --> 01:00:19,405 Oh, it's dyed. 1387 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:22,074 I know. 1388 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:22,074 Right, right. 1389 01:00:22,106 --> 01:00:23,773 I want to introduce you to someone. 1390 01:00:23,809 --> 01:00:25,109 Oh, actually, I have to... 1391 01:00:25,141 --> 01:00:26,808 Babe! Come here. 1392 01:00:27,309 --> 01:00:30,010 Babe, babe, I want you to meet Sharon. 1393 01:00:30,043 --> 01:00:32,112 Sharon, this is my fianc�e, Cheryl. 1394 01:00:32,144 --> 01:00:34,579 It is so nice to meet you! 1395 01:00:34,612 --> 01:00:36,545 I've heard so much about you. 1396 01:00:36,579 --> 01:00:38,012 Sharon? 1397 01:00:38,045 --> 01:00:39,746 Excuse me, are you Sharon? 1398 01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:41,547 Yeah. 1399 01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:41,547 I'm so sorry I'm late. 1400 01:00:41,581 --> 01:00:44,949 I was in a complicated sinus surgery. 1401 01:00:44,981 --> 01:00:46,849 Don't ask. 1402 01:00:46,884 --> 01:00:48,817 Hi, I'm Dr. Derek. 1403 01:00:48,849 --> 01:00:50,483 You can just call me Derek. 1404 01:00:50,518 --> 01:00:51,550 Hi, I'm Tom. 1405 01:00:51,583 --> 01:00:54,118 Kill me now. 1406 01:00:51,583 --> 01:00:54,118 I'm sorry, who are you? 1407 01:00:54,152 --> 01:00:57,818 Dr. Derek. Derek. Sharon's date. 1408 01:00:57,853 --> 01:01:00,521 Wow. 1409 01:00:57,853 --> 01:01:00,521 Hi. I am Cheryl. 1410 01:01:00,954 --> 01:01:03,722 I didn't know you were seeing someone. That's great. 1411 01:01:03,755 --> 01:01:07,090 You look so amazing without your mask! 1412 01:01:08,023 --> 01:01:10,291 Oh, how sweet. 1413 01:01:10,659 --> 01:01:13,260 You should bring Dr. Derek to the party next week. 1414 01:01:13,293 --> 01:01:16,559 What? 1415 01:01:13,293 --> 01:01:16,559 The double-engagement party. Didn't Jared tell you? 1416 01:01:16,594 --> 01:01:18,260 Cheryl and I got engaged. 1417 01:01:18,295 --> 01:01:20,329 We've having a little celebration with our friends. 1418 01:01:20,362 --> 01:01:22,528 But it really is for Jared and Kate. 1419 01:01:22,561 --> 01:01:25,028 We would so love to have you. 1420 01:01:22,561 --> 01:01:25,028 Yes. 1421 01:01:25,063 --> 01:01:27,164 And you, too, Doctor. 1422 01:01:25,063 --> 01:01:27,164 Yeah. 1423 01:01:27,197 --> 01:01:29,632 Well, that sounds so nice! 1424 01:01:29,664 --> 01:01:33,065 Say, do you need a DJ? I do that on the side. 1425 01:01:33,099 --> 01:01:34,766 Ooh! 1426 01:01:33,099 --> 01:01:34,766 Ooh! 1427 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:37,134 Do you do the vinyl or what do you do, CDs? 1428 01:01:57,474 --> 01:01:59,909 Here you go. 1429 01:01:57,474 --> 01:01:59,909 Thank you. 1430 01:01:59,943 --> 01:02:01,810 You sure you're okay in the bar? 1431 01:02:01,844 --> 01:02:04,644 Yeah. It's gonna be like the good old days. 1432 01:02:06,210 --> 01:02:07,677 Cheers. 1433 01:02:31,688 --> 01:02:33,521 Ha! Am I ever. 1434 01:02:34,088 --> 01:02:37,056 Inner goddess doing the merengue, my ass! 1435 01:02:39,391 --> 01:02:41,825 So is this where you take all the boys? 1436 01:02:42,057 --> 01:02:45,425 Only the ones I don't want to be seen with at the bar. 1437 01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:49,395 Well, I'll choose to take that as a compliment. 1438 01:02:51,061 --> 01:02:52,961 Restricted area, huh? 1439 01:02:52,994 --> 01:02:54,828 Owner's perks. 1440 01:02:58,297 --> 01:02:59,829 Look at this. 1441 01:03:00,431 --> 01:03:03,032 A single solitary chair. 1442 01:03:03,065 --> 01:03:04,465 It's all a girl needs. 1443 01:03:04,498 --> 01:03:07,233 It's like a queen's throne atop her castle. 1444 01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:09,666 Look. Look at the view. 1445 01:03:10,034 --> 01:03:13,867 Yeah. Look at all those twinkling lights. 1446 01:03:13,902 --> 01:03:16,237 All those lives being lived. 1447 01:03:17,903 --> 01:03:21,038 As the poem goes, you took the road less traveled, 1448 01:03:21,072 --> 01:03:23,972 and it made... all the difference. 1449 01:03:24,773 --> 01:03:27,441 You know, that's not really what that poem is about. 1450 01:03:28,574 --> 01:03:29,974 Is that right? 1451 01:03:28,574 --> 01:03:29,974 No. 1452 01:03:30,442 --> 01:03:31,976 It's, um... 1453 01:03:32,677 --> 01:03:36,744 It's about how we... we tell the story of our lives, 1454 01:03:37,277 --> 01:03:40,878 so we feel heroic, brave... 1455 01:03:42,179 --> 01:03:44,046 but in fact, there's no difference 1456 01:03:44,081 --> 01:03:45,914 in the paths to begin with. 1457 01:03:47,347 --> 01:03:49,382 No difference in the paths? 1458 01:03:47,347 --> 01:03:49,382 Nope. 1459 01:03:52,050 --> 01:03:53,950 Fascinating poem. 1460 01:04:01,286 --> 01:04:02,686 Arthur, come here. 1461 01:04:03,086 --> 01:04:06,920 Look at this. You see that building with the red lights? 1462 01:04:07,554 --> 01:04:09,822 Is that our diner? 1463 01:04:07,554 --> 01:04:09,822 Yeah. 1464 01:04:11,023 --> 01:04:14,490 I can't believe your hotel overlooks our favorite place. 1465 01:04:20,659 --> 01:04:23,726 According to the airline, your mother never boarded her flight. 1466 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,195 Oh, my God. 1467 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,195 You said not to worry about it! 1468 01:04:26,228 --> 01:04:28,295 Okay, you can worry now. 1469 01:04:26,228 --> 01:04:28,295 What? 1470 01:04:28,329 --> 01:04:29,462 However... 1471 01:04:29,797 --> 01:04:31,831 we did trace a signal to her cell phone. 1472 01:04:31,864 --> 01:04:33,096 What? 1473 01:04:31,864 --> 01:04:33,096 Okay. 1474 01:04:33,130 --> 01:04:35,132 What does that mean? 1475 01:04:33,130 --> 01:04:35,132 We know where she is. 1476 01:04:35,166 --> 01:04:37,400 She's been kidnapped? 1477 01:04:35,166 --> 01:04:37,400 I did not say that. 1478 01:04:37,432 --> 01:04:38,898 Is there a ransom? 1479 01:04:37,432 --> 01:04:38,898 You know where she is? 1480 01:04:38,934 --> 01:04:40,701 In a case like this, it's best to remain calm. 1481 01:04:40,733 --> 01:04:42,467 Let's get a grip, folks. 1482 01:04:40,733 --> 01:04:42,467 You know where she is? 1483 01:04:42,501 --> 01:04:44,469 If you had to guess, what would you say? 1484 01:04:44,503 --> 01:04:46,102 I don't have to guess, I actually know. 1485 01:04:46,135 --> 01:04:47,735 Well, then take us there! 1486 01:04:46,135 --> 01:04:47,735 Can I see the pad? 1487 01:04:47,769 --> 01:04:50,637 I can't believe you put Viagra in my beer. 1488 01:04:50,670 --> 01:04:52,672 Well, it was an innocent mistake. 1489 01:04:52,706 --> 01:04:55,207 Oh, innocent. How is it innocent? You poisoned me. 1490 01:04:55,239 --> 01:04:56,472 Hardly. 1491 01:04:56,507 --> 01:04:58,740 Do not use that word. 1492 01:04:58,773 --> 01:05:01,775 I'm sorry. How does it feel? 1493 01:04:58,773 --> 01:05:01,775 Hard! 1494 01:05:01,809 --> 01:05:03,943 I thought we weren't gonna use that word. 1495 01:05:03,976 --> 01:05:05,509 I can, you can't. 1496 01:05:05,543 --> 01:05:07,510 God, there are so many rules. 1497 01:05:05,543 --> 01:05:07,510 Don't, Carol! 1498 01:05:07,543 --> 01:05:10,045 Jeez. 1499 01:05:10,077 --> 01:05:12,445 I'll tell you something, I don't think it ought to go to waste. 1500 01:05:12,478 --> 01:05:14,980 Seriously! Stop it. 1501 01:05:12,478 --> 01:05:14,980 Calm down. 1502 01:05:17,246 --> 01:05:19,280 Really? I'm being pulled over. 1503 01:05:20,014 --> 01:05:22,449 Sir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle. 1504 01:05:22,483 --> 01:05:24,584 I don't think that's a good idea, Officer. 1505 01:05:24,617 --> 01:05:27,451 Out of the car now! 1506 01:05:27,483 --> 01:05:29,018 Okay, okay. 1507 01:05:29,652 --> 01:05:31,418 Gosh darn it. 1508 01:05:32,686 --> 01:05:33,885 Man. 1509 01:05:35,387 --> 01:05:39,754 Look, I'm sorry. Uh, my wife put Viagra in my drink. 1510 01:05:39,789 --> 01:05:41,556 It's actually true. It's my bad, I'm so sorry. 1511 01:05:41,588 --> 01:05:44,523 But you see, it's just he's been having a little trouble 1512 01:05:44,556 --> 01:05:47,523 in that department, and he was embarrassed. 1513 01:05:47,557 --> 01:05:49,791 And if there's one thing I know about this man, 1514 01:05:49,826 --> 01:05:51,992 it's that he really hates to be embarrassed. 1515 01:05:52,025 --> 01:05:52,991 Isn't that true, Pup? 1516 01:05:53,027 --> 01:05:54,527 Oh, I hate a lot of things right now. 1517 01:05:54,561 --> 01:05:56,495 That's not even in the top three. 1518 01:05:56,528 --> 01:05:58,862 Will this affect your ability to drive? 1519 01:05:59,329 --> 01:06:00,796 No, ma'am. Mmm-mmm. 1520 01:06:01,496 --> 01:06:03,063 Okay. 1521 01:06:03,396 --> 01:06:05,096 Enjoy your night. 1522 01:06:03,396 --> 01:06:05,096 Okay. 1523 01:06:06,164 --> 01:06:07,197 You, too. 1524 01:06:07,231 --> 01:06:08,932 Thank you. 1525 01:06:15,934 --> 01:06:17,835 I think I like you. 1526 01:06:17,869 --> 01:06:20,970 Well, I think that's probably just the wine talking, right? 1527 01:06:21,403 --> 01:06:22,771 Wait. 1528 01:06:23,905 --> 01:06:26,673 You know what? I think I'm in trouble here. 1529 01:06:27,005 --> 01:06:29,373 Oh, I'm well past trouble. 1530 01:06:27,005 --> 01:06:29,373 Yeah? 1531 01:06:29,405 --> 01:06:31,340 What? 1532 01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:32,807 I think I heard something. 1533 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,607 It's probably just the wine talking, right? 1534 01:06:34,643 --> 01:06:38,141 And how often does the wine talk in your world? 1535 01:06:38,175 --> 01:06:41,610 Oh, my God. Wait, who... who is that? 1536 01:06:42,277 --> 01:06:45,078 Mom? 1537 01:06:42,277 --> 01:06:45,078 Oh, boy. 1538 01:06:46,445 --> 01:06:48,614 Oh, my God. 1539 01:06:46,445 --> 01:06:48,614 Oh, my God. 1540 01:06:48,648 --> 01:06:50,515 Oh, my God! 1541 01:06:50,547 --> 01:06:52,680 Oh, my God! Mom! 1542 01:06:52,713 --> 01:06:54,914 Honey, let me explain. 1543 01:06:54,949 --> 01:06:56,916 What the heck is happening here? 1544 01:06:56,949 --> 01:07:01,350 Hi. You must be, uh, Adrianne and Jill. 1545 01:07:01,385 --> 01:07:02,718 I'm Mitchell. 1546 01:07:02,751 --> 01:07:03,784 Chris. 1547 01:07:02,751 --> 01:07:03,784 Stop it! 1548 01:07:03,818 --> 01:07:05,585 Mitchell, can you just... 1549 01:07:06,653 --> 01:07:08,119 You okay? 1550 01:07:08,153 --> 01:07:11,121 Mom! 1551 01:07:08,153 --> 01:07:11,121 No, please. No, I'm fine. 1552 01:07:11,155 --> 01:07:13,689 Just let me explain, okay? I'll be right back. 1553 01:07:13,722 --> 01:07:15,590 Wait, where are you going? 1554 01:07:17,523 --> 01:07:21,657 She's okay. She's perfectly... She was in good hands. Relax. 1555 01:07:21,692 --> 01:07:23,626 You relax! 1556 01:07:21,692 --> 01:07:23,626 No, it's okay. 1557 01:07:23,659 --> 01:07:25,692 You relax! 1558 01:07:23,659 --> 01:07:25,692 We've had a long day. I'm sorry. 1559 01:07:25,726 --> 01:07:28,060 I was just trying to give us a little jumpstart. 1560 01:07:28,094 --> 01:07:30,195 I thought maybe if we had a really nice night 1561 01:07:30,228 --> 01:07:32,061 and things sort of naturally progressed, 1562 01:07:32,096 --> 01:07:34,664 then maybe we would both feel better. 1563 01:07:34,697 --> 01:07:36,998 Great plan! Congratulations on the execution. 1564 01:07:37,030 --> 01:07:40,663 Sorry. I really was just trying to help you, Bruce. 1565 01:07:40,699 --> 01:07:42,865 Help me? By never once considering 1566 01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:45,001 that I might have an opinion! 1567 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:48,101 No, it's not just tonight. It's everything, Carol! 1568 01:07:48,135 --> 01:07:50,135 You've got me taking dance lessons. 1569 01:07:50,168 --> 01:07:54,702 Dance lessons for a talent show that I never even signed up for! 1570 01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:57,505 You've been going to my No Kid Hungry fundraiser 1571 01:07:57,538 --> 01:07:59,204 for the past 15 years. 1572 01:07:59,239 --> 01:08:00,639 You always show up for me. 1573 01:08:00,672 --> 01:08:02,572 That was for dinner. 1574 01:08:02,606 --> 01:08:04,474 Well, forgive me for trying to find ways 1575 01:08:04,507 --> 01:08:06,207 to keep us connected. 1576 01:08:06,242 --> 01:08:07,807 "Hey, Bruce, here's something you're gonna hate to do 1577 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:11,074 for the next two months, but in the end it'll be okay 1578 01:08:11,108 --> 01:08:14,775 because there will be an onstage public shaming! 1579 01:08:14,811 --> 01:08:17,078 So happy anniversary!" 1580 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:19,945 What, what? Sorry, sorry. 1581 01:08:19,979 --> 01:08:21,846 Didn't hear you at all, because my husband 1582 01:08:21,881 --> 01:08:24,048 gave me these wonderful earplugs, 1583 01:08:24,082 --> 01:08:26,650 so we wouldn't have to listen to each other anymore. 1584 01:08:26,682 --> 01:08:28,682 Happy anniversary! 1585 01:08:29,382 --> 01:08:30,882 Hey, and by the way, 1586 01:08:30,916 --> 01:08:32,650 I got us the earplugs so you wouldn't miss 1587 01:08:32,685 --> 01:08:34,118 any of your TV shows, 1588 01:08:34,152 --> 01:08:37,051 just because I happen to love to fall asleep 1589 01:08:37,086 --> 01:08:39,087 next to my wife in our bed! 1590 01:08:40,186 --> 01:08:42,020 So forgive me! 1591 01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:56,958 Okay, what are you doing? Come on. 1592 01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:59,093 Diane, I know this... 1593 01:08:59,127 --> 01:09:01,094 I know this is not the direction we hoped for this evening. 1594 01:09:01,127 --> 01:09:05,295 This is... It's such a disaster! Do you see what I mean? 1595 01:09:05,329 --> 01:09:08,064 You've got to admit it was kind of funny. A cop showed up! 1596 01:09:08,097 --> 01:09:09,730 No, it wasn't kind of funny. 1597 01:09:09,764 --> 01:09:12,465 This whole thing is just one giant mistake. 1598 01:09:12,497 --> 01:09:13,931 You don't believe that. 1599 01:09:13,966 --> 01:09:15,532 I get that it's embarrassing, but who gives a shit? 1600 01:09:15,565 --> 01:09:17,666 No, you know what? You don't get it, Mitchell. 1601 01:09:17,701 --> 01:09:19,600 You know why? Because you don't have kids. 1602 01:09:20,002 --> 01:09:23,270 Kids? They're like adults, your kids. 1603 01:09:24,235 --> 01:09:25,269 You know, 1604 01:09:25,304 --> 01:09:27,070 you're out here on your ranch, 1605 01:09:27,104 --> 01:09:28,771 with no one to take care of but yourself. 1606 01:09:28,805 --> 01:09:31,939 Okay, that's fine for you, but that's not the real world. 1607 01:09:32,206 --> 01:09:34,806 I have a family and I have responsibilities. 1608 01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:38,240 I'm sorry, but that's my world. 1609 01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:38,240 I'm sure I don't understand 1610 01:09:38,274 --> 01:09:39,974 everything you're going through right now. 1611 01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,975 That's right. You don't have a clue. 1612 01:09:42,010 --> 01:09:45,610 Listen to me. Look at me. I know we just met. 1613 01:09:45,645 --> 01:09:48,513 But you can't spend your entire life just going around 1614 01:09:48,546 --> 01:09:50,079 taking care of other people. 1615 01:09:50,112 --> 01:09:52,346 That's also not part of the real world. 1616 01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:53,712 Okay, hey! 1617 01:09:53,980 --> 01:09:55,646 Diane. 1618 01:09:53,980 --> 01:09:55,646 What? What? 1619 01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:57,614 I'm saying it's okay to be happy, Diane. 1620 01:09:58,314 --> 01:10:01,049 Well, I'm really... I'm sorry, but I have to go. 1621 01:11:24,779 --> 01:11:26,880 Bruce. Bruce, honey. 1622 01:11:27,314 --> 01:11:28,213 What? 1623 01:11:28,581 --> 01:11:32,381 I know I've been acting a little crazy lately. 1624 01:11:32,416 --> 01:11:35,717 And obviously I went overboard tonight. 1625 01:11:35,751 --> 01:11:37,050 Really? 1626 01:11:37,083 --> 01:11:39,018 My gosh, I hadn't noticed. 1627 01:11:40,551 --> 01:11:42,353 I am so sorry. 1628 01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,521 I embarrassed you... 1629 01:11:48,021 --> 01:11:50,288 and I made you feel like you didn't matter. 1630 01:11:50,657 --> 01:11:52,856 I just don't know what's been going on with you 1631 01:11:52,890 --> 01:11:55,856 for the last few months and it scares me. 1632 01:11:56,358 --> 01:11:59,092 I know what I did was wrong, and... 1633 01:12:00,326 --> 01:12:01,893 I'm sorry. 1634 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,893 I got spooked. 1635 01:12:06,927 --> 01:12:08,761 Spooked? 1636 01:12:08,796 --> 01:12:11,097 Yeah, at the... 1637 01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:14,096 retirement party. 1638 01:12:14,131 --> 01:12:15,530 You know, I saw... 1639 01:12:16,532 --> 01:12:19,167 40 years just... vanish. 1640 01:12:19,666 --> 01:12:23,266 And I didn't know who I was anymore. 1641 01:12:24,034 --> 01:12:26,234 Well, what was I gonna do? 1642 01:12:26,668 --> 01:12:28,135 What can I do? 1643 01:12:28,569 --> 01:12:30,003 I got scared. 1644 01:12:30,970 --> 01:12:32,537 I am scared. 1645 01:12:33,570 --> 01:12:37,639 And I need a little time to figure out who I am again. 1646 01:12:37,972 --> 01:12:39,439 I hear you. 1647 01:12:39,474 --> 01:12:43,342 And I'm not gonna try to fix everything on my own... 1648 01:12:44,742 --> 01:12:46,609 tempting though that may be. 1649 01:12:46,641 --> 01:12:49,409 And I'm not gonna make you do a bunch of stuff 1650 01:12:49,444 --> 01:12:52,212 that you don't want to do, like dancing at the fundraiser. 1651 01:12:52,244 --> 01:12:54,578 I know you never wanted to do that. 1652 01:12:54,612 --> 01:12:56,412 So forget it, okay? 1653 01:12:57,746 --> 01:12:59,246 I'm going to bed. 1654 01:13:07,115 --> 01:13:09,650 Whoa, ice cream straight from the tub? 1655 01:13:09,685 --> 01:13:13,785 Yeah, well, I ran into Tom and his very happy fianc�e. 1656 01:13:13,819 --> 01:13:15,152 Ah! 1657 01:13:15,185 --> 01:13:17,052 They're hosting a double-engagement party 1658 01:13:17,087 --> 01:13:18,520 at their house. 1659 01:13:18,554 --> 01:13:21,188 Oh, did I mention he calls her "babe"? 1660 01:13:21,220 --> 01:13:23,588 Which is sort of perfect since she's a child. 1661 01:13:23,622 --> 01:13:24,788 Oh, no. 1662 01:13:23,622 --> 01:13:24,788 Yeah. 1663 01:13:24,823 --> 01:13:26,088 What did I miss? 1664 01:13:26,123 --> 01:13:28,759 Well, Sharon is never dating again. 1665 01:13:28,792 --> 01:13:30,291 And we're all miserable. 1666 01:13:30,324 --> 01:13:31,891 So basically nothing has changed. 1667 01:13:31,926 --> 01:13:33,393 Yeah, well... 1668 01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:37,626 Whoa. Since when do you eat ice cream? 1669 01:13:37,661 --> 01:13:39,161 Since now. 1670 01:13:39,194 --> 01:13:41,528 So I take it things went south for you, too? 1671 01:13:41,796 --> 01:13:43,596 I slept with Arthur. 1672 01:13:43,630 --> 01:13:45,497 Now, there's a shocker. 1673 01:13:45,530 --> 01:13:46,997 No, not sex. 1674 01:13:47,631 --> 01:13:50,365 I actually fell asleep with him. 1675 01:13:50,399 --> 01:13:53,466 You've never been able to sleep with a man before! 1676 01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:54,867 I know. 1677 01:13:54,900 --> 01:13:57,402 So, I mean... you didn't have sex? 1678 01:13:57,435 --> 01:13:59,835 We slept on a couch and he tickled my arm. 1679 01:13:59,868 --> 01:14:03,735 Oh, boy, now this is a disaster. When is he leaving? 1680 01:14:03,770 --> 01:14:06,372 Not soon enough! God, I got a brain freeze. 1681 01:14:06,770 --> 01:14:08,203 Here, give that to a professional. 1682 01:14:08,238 --> 01:14:09,605 Oh, my God! 1683 01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:12,307 Well, anyway, I have an announcement. 1684 01:14:13,039 --> 01:14:14,073 Okay. 1685 01:14:14,108 --> 01:14:15,408 I am... 1686 01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:18,141 I'm officially... moving to Arizona. 1687 01:14:18,176 --> 01:14:20,978 What? 1688 01:14:18,176 --> 01:14:20,978 Oh, tell me it's for the pilot! 1689 01:14:21,011 --> 01:14:23,779 No, no, no. For my daughters. 1690 01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:26,344 This has gone from bad to worse! 1691 01:14:26,378 --> 01:14:29,645 Well, I mean, they renovated the basement for me, 1692 01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:31,414 and everything is slip resistant, 1693 01:14:31,448 --> 01:14:33,882 and I can walk into the tub. 1694 01:14:33,914 --> 01:14:35,381 Oh, my God. 1695 01:14:33,914 --> 01:14:35,381 Ick. 1696 01:14:35,414 --> 01:14:36,948 But what about the pilot? 1697 01:14:36,981 --> 01:14:40,050 Crashed and burned. I mean, we're not 18 anymore. 1698 01:14:40,083 --> 01:14:41,516 Nope. 1699 01:14:41,551 --> 01:14:43,718 We're sure not spring flowers. 1700 01:14:43,752 --> 01:14:46,186 No. More like potpourri. 1701 01:14:46,219 --> 01:14:47,819 So, this is... 1702 01:14:47,853 --> 01:14:50,186 Oh, my God, this is my last book club! 1703 01:14:50,220 --> 01:14:52,054 Oh, no, you're kidding! 1704 01:14:52,088 --> 01:14:53,488 Oh, Diane! 1705 01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:55,721 Do we even want to talk about the book? 1706 01:14:57,690 --> 01:14:59,690 I hate this book, okay? Done. 1707 01:14:57,690 --> 01:14:59,690 Me, too. 1708 01:14:59,724 --> 01:15:00,690 Yeah. 1709 01:15:00,725 --> 01:15:02,291 Are we really this pathetic? 1710 01:15:02,324 --> 01:15:04,858 None of us have anything interesting to say? 1711 01:15:04,891 --> 01:15:09,092 Well, my little affair ended with me in a pool 1712 01:15:09,127 --> 01:15:11,327 on top of an inflatable swan 1713 01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,528 and my daughters showing up with the police! 1714 01:15:13,561 --> 01:15:17,061 Well, that certainly qualifies as interesting. 1715 01:15:17,296 --> 01:15:20,229 I'm assuming you were not in that pool alone. 1716 01:15:20,264 --> 01:15:22,164 Well... I was not. 1717 01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:23,998 Good for you. 1718 01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:27,001 Do I want to get us another one of these? 1719 01:15:27,033 --> 01:15:28,701 Oh, yeah. 1720 01:15:27,033 --> 01:15:28,701 Yes! 1721 01:15:28,734 --> 01:15:30,534 The sooner the better. 1722 01:15:53,543 --> 01:15:55,278 Men make life impossible. 1723 01:15:55,310 --> 01:15:57,110 Oh, God, tell me about it. 1724 01:15:57,144 --> 01:15:58,744 Well, you're one to talk. 1725 01:15:58,779 --> 01:16:02,579 Ditching God's gift to women so you can live in a basement 1726 01:16:02,613 --> 01:16:05,280 and breastfeed your daughter's children? 1727 01:16:05,314 --> 01:16:08,281 You know something? That's really rich coming from you. 1728 01:16:08,315 --> 01:16:10,750 You've been stuck on Tom for 18 years, 1729 01:16:10,783 --> 01:16:12,950 and you don't even like the guy. 1730 01:16:12,984 --> 01:16:14,751 He's not at your level. 1731 01:16:14,783 --> 01:16:17,085 Eighteen years ago, you couldn't wait to get rid of him. 1732 01:16:17,118 --> 01:16:20,851 But you've conveniently erased that little piece of history. 1733 01:16:21,052 --> 01:16:24,353 Wish I could erase a little piece of my history. 1734 01:16:25,820 --> 01:16:27,287 Well... 1735 01:16:25,820 --> 01:16:27,287 What? 1736 01:16:27,323 --> 01:16:29,356 I was fine until Arthur came along. 1737 01:16:29,389 --> 01:16:31,056 I had a happy existence. 1738 01:16:31,091 --> 01:16:32,490 Had a roster of men 1739 01:16:32,524 --> 01:16:34,725 that would satisfy my every whim. 1740 01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:38,190 Oh, my God, I can't listen to this anymore. 1741 01:16:38,225 --> 01:16:41,492 You really believe you're satisfied? How could you be? 1742 01:16:41,527 --> 01:16:43,226 You're so terrified of getting hurt 1743 01:16:43,261 --> 01:16:46,828 that you do everything you can to push away love. 1744 01:16:49,395 --> 01:16:52,630 I'm gonna go back to having sex and not caring. 1745 01:16:52,663 --> 01:16:54,497 Because that's what works for me, okay? 1746 01:16:54,533 --> 01:16:56,800 Stop lying to yourself, Vivian. 1747 01:16:56,832 --> 01:16:59,333 Not everything in the world is about sex. 1748 01:16:59,367 --> 01:17:01,201 Did you even read the book? 1749 01:17:01,435 --> 01:17:03,168 This is a love story. 1750 01:17:03,202 --> 01:17:06,436 That is what the world wants. That's what the world needs. 1751 01:17:06,469 --> 01:17:09,536 So, okay, you can have sex with anybody. 1752 01:17:09,569 --> 01:17:11,136 Well, whoop-de-fricking-do. 1753 01:17:11,171 --> 01:17:13,438 But you know what? Eventually, people need 1754 01:17:13,471 --> 01:17:15,171 a little bit more than that. 1755 01:17:15,206 --> 01:17:20,141 Everybody's got baggage and pain and problems, but... 1756 01:17:20,774 --> 01:17:23,408 even Christian Grey fell in love. 1757 01:17:23,443 --> 01:17:26,844 Yeah, and he was fifty shades of fucked-up. 1758 01:17:26,877 --> 01:17:28,277 So... 1759 01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:30,711 here you go. 1760 01:17:30,744 --> 01:17:34,145 Book three? I am not sure we'll survive another one. 1761 01:17:34,180 --> 01:17:36,448 Oh... Oh, God. 1762 01:17:39,948 --> 01:17:41,182 God, I... 1763 01:17:41,615 --> 01:17:45,216 I really am gonna miss this. Right? 1764 01:17:45,251 --> 01:17:47,418 Oh, honey. 1765 01:17:58,288 --> 01:18:00,090 Have a good drive. 1766 01:17:58,288 --> 01:18:00,090 Thanks again. 1767 01:18:08,859 --> 01:18:09,959 Ginsburg. 1768 01:18:11,326 --> 01:18:13,327 What's happening here? 1769 01:18:13,359 --> 01:18:16,760 Huh, honey? What's happening? 1770 01:18:32,467 --> 01:18:35,235 Look at you. Look at you. 1771 01:18:35,269 --> 01:18:37,636 Yeah, yeah. Look at you. 1772 01:19:03,578 --> 01:19:05,145 You're not taking my calls. 1773 01:19:05,578 --> 01:19:07,746 I don't have my phone with me. 1774 01:19:14,283 --> 01:19:16,884 Do you know why I first started on radio? 1775 01:19:17,449 --> 01:19:18,649 No, I don't. 1776 01:19:18,684 --> 01:19:20,484 Because I loved the idea 1777 01:19:20,518 --> 01:19:24,085 of no matter what I said or what music I played... 1778 01:19:24,985 --> 01:19:26,685 millions of people could just 1779 01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:28,820 turn on their radios and hear it. 1780 01:19:32,588 --> 01:19:34,489 But then as I got older... 1781 01:19:34,856 --> 01:19:36,890 I realized that... 1782 01:19:37,957 --> 01:19:39,757 reaching millions and millions 1783 01:19:39,791 --> 01:19:41,692 of anonymous people... 1784 01:19:42,326 --> 01:19:44,327 doesn't come close... 1785 01:19:44,627 --> 01:19:47,895 to reaching just one person you love. 1786 01:19:52,029 --> 01:19:55,029 And I'm... I'm leaving tomorrow. 1787 01:19:57,363 --> 01:19:59,164 And it got me thinking... 1788 01:20:00,899 --> 01:20:02,833 wouldn't it be nice if... 1789 01:20:02,865 --> 01:20:05,234 you were coming with me to New York? 1790 01:20:06,266 --> 01:20:09,601 But then I thought about it and I thought about you... 1791 01:20:10,603 --> 01:20:13,137 and your hotel and your rooftop... 1792 01:20:14,503 --> 01:20:17,837 and your inability to make proper wishes. 1793 01:20:19,672 --> 01:20:23,073 I have no interest in trying to change you, Vivian. 1794 01:20:25,242 --> 01:20:26,909 I love who you are. 1795 01:20:27,908 --> 01:20:30,042 Rich and independent... 1796 01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:32,743 and a total pain in the ass. 1797 01:20:33,743 --> 01:20:36,445 That does sound like... like me. 1798 01:20:37,011 --> 01:20:40,578 And here we are, staring at two paths. 1799 01:20:42,614 --> 01:20:44,314 And I know how I feel. 1800 01:20:45,815 --> 01:20:48,684 I know that you're the person that I want to talk to. 1801 01:20:49,917 --> 01:20:52,552 You're the person I want to listen to. 1802 01:20:53,784 --> 01:20:57,185 You're the person I want to splash in the fountain. 1803 01:21:00,253 --> 01:21:02,220 You're my person, Slim. 1804 01:21:09,225 --> 01:21:12,658 And I just wanted to know what you thought about that. 1805 01:21:18,894 --> 01:21:22,561 It's... It's been really nice seeing you again, Arthur. 1806 01:21:23,329 --> 01:21:25,797 I hope you have a safe trip home. 1807 01:21:46,470 --> 01:21:48,104 Hi. 1808 01:21:46,470 --> 01:21:48,104 Hi. 1809 01:21:59,108 --> 01:22:02,908 Hi, everybody. I'd like to take a second to say a few words. 1810 01:22:02,943 --> 01:22:06,010 As most of you know, I'm Tom Meyers, Jared's dad. 1811 01:22:06,043 --> 01:22:08,045 On behalf of my fianc�e, Cheryl, and myself, 1812 01:22:08,078 --> 01:22:09,578 I want to thank you all for coming. 1813 01:22:09,613 --> 01:22:11,546 Kate, we're so excited to welcome you 1814 01:22:11,579 --> 01:22:13,046 and invite you into the family. 1815 01:22:13,346 --> 01:22:16,779 Jared, we are so very happy for you. 1816 01:22:13,346 --> 01:22:16,779 Thanks, Dad. 1817 01:22:16,814 --> 01:22:20,714 As Shakespeare said, "Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind." 1818 01:22:20,949 --> 01:22:22,716 How right he was. 1819 01:22:22,750 --> 01:22:24,317 Love takes thought and care, 1820 01:22:24,351 --> 01:22:27,484 and I'm glad that all the plus columns lined up. 1821 01:22:28,952 --> 01:22:31,220 Kate, you're getting one of the good ones. 1822 01:22:31,253 --> 01:22:33,220 Aww... 1823 01:22:34,154 --> 01:22:37,088 Sorry, I said I wouldn't do this. To Jared and Kate. 1824 01:22:39,288 --> 01:22:41,289 Cheers! 1825 01:22:46,324 --> 01:22:47,358 Oh! 1826 01:22:48,926 --> 01:22:50,626 I didn't mean to do that, sorry. 1827 01:22:50,894 --> 01:22:53,427 Um, as... as few... 1828 01:22:53,728 --> 01:22:55,293 Well, if any of you know, 1829 01:22:55,328 --> 01:22:58,130 I'm Jared's mother, Judge Meyers. 1830 01:22:58,831 --> 01:23:00,131 Or Sharon. 1831 01:23:00,831 --> 01:23:02,331 I just wanted to say, 1832 01:23:02,364 --> 01:23:05,065 I don't think that's what Shakespeare had in mind 1833 01:23:05,100 --> 01:23:06,800 when he wrote those lines. 1834 01:23:07,634 --> 01:23:10,701 He was saying Cupid is blind. 1835 01:23:11,034 --> 01:23:13,568 He wasn't saying that people should go 1836 01:23:13,601 --> 01:23:16,302 think themselves into love 1837 01:23:16,337 --> 01:23:18,905 and a system of pluses or minuses. 1838 01:23:18,938 --> 01:23:20,805 Oh! 1839 01:23:18,938 --> 01:23:20,805 But whatever. 1840 01:23:20,837 --> 01:23:23,804 Anyway, when I look at my son... 1841 01:23:24,305 --> 01:23:27,106 I am so proud of him because... 1842 01:23:27,673 --> 01:23:30,942 he has had the courage to put himself out there, 1843 01:23:31,141 --> 01:23:34,108 and he's found someone to make him happy. 1844 01:23:35,476 --> 01:23:37,176 That's inspiring. 1845 01:23:37,676 --> 01:23:40,444 Even for someone as old as me. 1846 01:23:42,779 --> 01:23:44,346 The truth is... 1847 01:23:45,146 --> 01:23:48,314 love is not blind, and it's not a battlefield, 1848 01:23:48,347 --> 01:23:52,149 and it's not the sun or the moon or everything we load onto it. 1849 01:23:53,350 --> 01:23:56,984 It's just a word until someone gives it meaning. 1850 01:23:58,318 --> 01:24:01,152 And that's what the two of you have found in each other. 1851 01:24:01,185 --> 01:24:03,686 In fact, all four of you. 1852 01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:05,788 And we all deserve that. 1853 01:24:06,087 --> 01:24:07,387 Well done. 1854 01:24:08,389 --> 01:24:09,221 Cheers! 1855 01:24:09,255 --> 01:24:11,088 Kate and Jared. 1856 01:24:23,028 --> 01:24:24,561 Hello? 1857 01:24:24,595 --> 01:24:26,061 Miss O'Donnell, I'm calling to confirm 1858 01:24:26,095 --> 01:24:28,163 that Mr. Riley has officially checked out. 1859 01:24:28,529 --> 01:24:29,929 Thank you. 1860 01:24:38,332 --> 01:24:40,231 Hi, sweetie. 1861 01:24:40,266 --> 01:24:41,900 Hey. 1862 01:24:41,934 --> 01:24:44,868 What happened? We've been trying to call all afternoon. 1863 01:24:45,368 --> 01:24:47,102 What, you're still in a robe? 1864 01:24:47,136 --> 01:24:49,537 Carol's show starts in an hour. 1865 01:24:49,869 --> 01:24:51,903 I saw Arthur last night. 1866 01:24:51,938 --> 01:24:53,203 Oh, fun. 1867 01:24:53,238 --> 01:24:56,738 No! I broke up with him once and for all. 1868 01:24:58,006 --> 01:24:59,273 I did. 1869 01:24:58,006 --> 01:24:59,273 What happened? 1870 01:24:59,306 --> 01:25:01,273 He told me he wanted to invite me 1871 01:25:01,307 --> 01:25:02,673 to move to New York with him, 1872 01:25:02,707 --> 01:25:04,942 but he realized he didn't want to change me 1873 01:25:04,975 --> 01:25:07,109 because he loves me the way I am. 1874 01:25:07,342 --> 01:25:08,876 And he only wants to talk to me, 1875 01:25:08,909 --> 01:25:10,309 and he only wants to listen to me. 1876 01:25:10,344 --> 01:25:13,310 He told me I was his person. 1877 01:25:13,345 --> 01:25:16,046 I'm sorry. I mean, 1878 01:25:16,078 --> 01:25:18,445 I'm not actually following here. 1879 01:25:18,479 --> 01:25:19,679 No, me, neither. 1880 01:25:19,713 --> 01:25:22,481 You said that he loves you... as you are? 1881 01:25:22,515 --> 01:25:24,181 He doesn't want to change you? 1882 01:25:24,216 --> 01:25:25,716 And he wanted to know your thoughts? 1883 01:25:25,750 --> 01:25:29,283 So you broke up with him? 1884 01:25:25,750 --> 01:25:29,283 Well, yeah, exactly! Duh. 1885 01:25:29,319 --> 01:25:31,019 Are you out of your mind? 1886 01:25:32,851 --> 01:25:34,318 Okay, where is he? 1887 01:25:34,353 --> 01:25:37,487 He checked out and he's on his way to New York. 1888 01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:40,688 Okay. Okay. Time to get dressed. 1889 01:25:40,721 --> 01:25:43,088 Yup. That's it, Viv, you're going after him. 1890 01:25:43,122 --> 01:25:46,023 Get up, get up. 1891 01:25:43,122 --> 01:25:46,023 No! Oh, my God. 1892 01:25:46,057 --> 01:25:47,423 What time is his flight? 1893 01:25:47,457 --> 01:25:49,591 Huh? 1894 01:25:47,457 --> 01:25:49,591 Never mind, I'll figure it out. 1895 01:25:49,626 --> 01:25:51,626 She has to put on something sexy. 1896 01:25:51,658 --> 01:25:53,525 Everything she owns is sexy! 1897 01:25:53,559 --> 01:25:56,626 I can't... Oh, God! It is so yucky, 1898 01:25:56,659 --> 01:25:57,960 and this is so needy! 1899 01:25:57,994 --> 01:25:59,994 Sharon, I am not desperate. 1900 01:26:00,028 --> 01:26:01,695 No, you are not. You are stupid. 1901 01:26:01,729 --> 01:26:05,229 No, I am not. You just... You don't understand. 1902 01:26:05,264 --> 01:26:08,963 I know how this story ends, and I do not like it. 1903 01:26:08,998 --> 01:26:11,265 If he has me, he's gonna get bored. 1904 01:26:11,298 --> 01:26:13,600 He hasn't seen me naked in 40 years! 1905 01:26:13,632 --> 01:26:15,365 I know. I'm sorry. Oh, my God... 1906 01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:18,335 I'm no fool! I know what happens. 1907 01:26:18,368 --> 01:26:20,068 He's gonna cheat on me 1908 01:26:20,103 --> 01:26:21,603 and leave me for a younger woman. 1909 01:26:21,636 --> 01:26:23,036 And then I'm gonna lose everything. 1910 01:26:23,070 --> 01:26:24,703 And it's just... it's not worth it! 1911 01:26:24,738 --> 01:26:27,105 Okay, baby, there you go. 1912 01:26:24,738 --> 01:26:27,105 It isn't worth it. 1913 01:26:28,505 --> 01:26:30,439 I'm so sorry. I'm very sorry. 1914 01:26:30,474 --> 01:26:32,507 But it had to be done, all right? 1915 01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:39,009 It's okay. 1916 01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:39,009 His flight leaves in an hour. 1917 01:26:39,042 --> 01:26:40,643 God, are you sure? 1918 01:26:39,042 --> 01:26:40,643 Yes. 1919 01:26:40,676 --> 01:26:42,610 Okay, earrings! Time to go. 1920 01:26:42,644 --> 01:26:44,945 Do I look okay? 1921 01:26:42,644 --> 01:26:44,945 Yes, you look great. 1922 01:26:44,979 --> 01:26:46,211 Oh, the girls. 1923 01:26:46,244 --> 01:26:48,412 You want me to put those on? 1924 01:26:46,244 --> 01:26:48,412 Yep. Go. 1925 01:26:48,445 --> 01:26:50,813 Okay! 1926 01:26:48,445 --> 01:26:50,813 Go, go, go, go! 1927 01:26:52,514 --> 01:26:54,949 I put a lipstick and compact in there. 1928 01:26:54,981 --> 01:26:56,814 Oh, that's so great! Oh, thanks. 1929 01:26:56,850 --> 01:27:00,017 Oh, my God, do I look okay? 1930 01:26:56,850 --> 01:27:00,017 Yes! Yes. 1931 01:27:01,350 --> 01:27:03,350 Here we go. 1932 01:27:01,350 --> 01:27:03,350 Bye! 1933 01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:04,952 Bye. 1934 01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:04,952 Bye. 1935 01:27:08,653 --> 01:27:10,153 My shoes. 1936 01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:12,387 Oh, and Carol, your show! 1937 01:27:12,421 --> 01:27:14,155 Oh, God, don't be ridiculous. 1938 01:27:14,189 --> 01:27:16,823 And Diane... you're leaving! 1939 01:27:16,856 --> 01:27:20,524 Oh, my God, you're leaving. What am I gonna do? 1940 01:27:20,890 --> 01:27:22,357 Shoes! 1941 01:27:22,391 --> 01:27:24,592 Oh, God, thank you, guys. I love you so much. 1942 01:27:29,394 --> 01:27:32,028 To the airport, Mario! 1943 01:27:40,331 --> 01:27:42,164 Okay, that's scary. 1944 01:27:49,835 --> 01:27:52,202 You're gonna do great! Gonna do great. 1945 01:28:02,140 --> 01:28:06,207 And that was Jed and Leyla Sanderson performing! 1946 01:28:06,539 --> 01:28:09,408 Hard to believe she's an anesthesiologist. 1947 01:28:10,009 --> 01:28:11,875 Arthur, it's Vivian. Call me back 1948 01:28:11,909 --> 01:28:13,411 before you board your plane. 1949 01:28:14,344 --> 01:28:16,278 Mario, are you using Waze? 1950 01:28:16,711 --> 01:28:19,346 Yes, Miss O'Donnell, but I don't think we're gonna make it. 1951 01:28:24,913 --> 01:28:26,780 And last but not least, 1952 01:28:26,814 --> 01:28:31,416 everyone's favorite chef and our fearless organizer. 1953 01:28:31,649 --> 01:28:36,317 Dancing a solo will be... Carol Colby! 1954 01:28:41,220 --> 01:28:43,287 Wait. No, no, wait. Sorry. 1955 01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:44,953 That's not the right song. 1956 01:28:44,988 --> 01:28:47,088 It's supposed to be "Red, Red Robin Goes Bob, Bob..." 1957 01:28:47,555 --> 01:28:50,190 Oh, shoot. Meat Loaf? Come on! 1958 01:28:50,224 --> 01:28:51,524 Aw, screw it. 1959 01:28:55,458 --> 01:28:59,092 Oh, my God, she's tap dancing to Meat Loaf! 1960 01:28:59,127 --> 01:29:00,827 And she's pulling it off! 1961 01:29:42,207 --> 01:29:43,240 Bruce! 1962 01:29:55,247 --> 01:29:57,948 Five, six, seven, eight... 1963 01:30:22,855 --> 01:30:24,657 Oh, my God. 1964 01:30:27,458 --> 01:30:30,891 My, oh, my! How about those Colbys? 1965 01:30:32,461 --> 01:30:34,929 A romantic way to end the show. 1966 01:30:37,595 --> 01:30:40,829 Oh God, I can't believe you're here. 1967 01:30:40,863 --> 01:30:44,131 I couldn't miss a chance to dance with my girl. 1968 01:30:44,364 --> 01:30:46,164 You were incredible. 1969 01:30:44,364 --> 01:30:46,164 No, I wasn't. 1970 01:30:46,198 --> 01:30:48,499 None of our steps go with Meat Loaf. 1971 01:30:48,899 --> 01:30:52,033 Who needs the steps? We were dancing. 1972 01:30:58,636 --> 01:31:00,737 I'm sorry. Your cell phone is poking me. 1973 01:31:00,770 --> 01:31:03,005 No, I didn't bring my cell phone. 1974 01:31:03,703 --> 01:31:06,405 Oh. 1975 01:31:03,703 --> 01:31:06,405 You want to go home now? What do you say? 1976 01:31:06,439 --> 01:31:08,006 I say yes. 1977 01:31:06,439 --> 01:31:08,006 Okay. 1978 01:31:22,078 --> 01:31:23,545 Arthur! 1979 01:31:25,180 --> 01:31:27,014 I thought you left. 1980 01:31:27,913 --> 01:31:28,979 I did. 1981 01:31:31,114 --> 01:31:34,448 I went to the airport to try to see you. 1982 01:31:38,050 --> 01:31:39,550 Why are you here? 1983 01:31:41,717 --> 01:31:43,418 I realized I... 1984 01:31:43,752 --> 01:31:45,786 forgot to give you back your penny. 1985 01:31:47,886 --> 01:31:49,688 Why did you go to the airport? 1986 01:31:51,389 --> 01:31:53,590 I realized I wanted my penny back. 1987 01:31:54,256 --> 01:31:58,624 See, I tried to live without it for... for the past 40 years. 1988 01:31:59,492 --> 01:32:01,126 And I didn't like it. 1989 01:32:08,862 --> 01:32:10,695 Do you want to make a wish? 1990 01:32:12,029 --> 01:32:13,529 I do. 1991 01:32:17,698 --> 01:32:20,099 Oh, my God, you probably killed someone. 1992 01:32:22,265 --> 01:32:23,966 There's a subroof. 1993 01:32:42,172 --> 01:32:44,740 Nancy in my office, she's in a book club, 1994 01:32:44,774 --> 01:32:46,307 and I thought you might like to meet her. 1995 01:32:46,341 --> 01:32:48,710 Well, that's... that's very sweet. 1996 01:32:49,310 --> 01:32:51,110 Anyone else want another piece of pizza? 1997 01:32:51,144 --> 01:32:52,144 I have one. 1998 01:32:52,911 --> 01:32:54,177 Mom. 1999 01:32:52,911 --> 01:32:54,177 What? 2000 01:32:54,212 --> 01:32:55,245 You're not hungry? 2001 01:32:56,212 --> 01:32:57,711 I guess not. 2002 01:32:57,746 --> 01:33:00,181 Well, I mean, you're probably exhausted. 2003 01:33:01,614 --> 01:33:04,148 It's really not okay that you drove here all by yourself. 2004 01:33:04,181 --> 01:33:06,315 At your age, Mom, you could have killed somebody. 2005 01:33:06,349 --> 01:33:07,815 I really don't think so. 2006 01:33:07,850 --> 01:33:09,615 And the fact that you don't even realize that 2007 01:33:09,649 --> 01:33:10,782 is what is so scary. 2008 01:33:10,817 --> 01:33:12,149 Oh, Jesus! Will you just... 2009 01:33:14,685 --> 01:33:16,786 Please stop, okay? 2010 01:33:17,752 --> 01:33:19,153 I mean, really! 2011 01:33:20,386 --> 01:33:21,686 Oh, my God. 2012 01:33:22,521 --> 01:33:23,688 Okay. 2013 01:33:26,989 --> 01:33:29,757 You know how proud I am of both of you. 2014 01:33:34,259 --> 01:33:36,659 The greatest gift I think a parent can give a child 2015 01:33:36,693 --> 01:33:38,059 is to lead by example, 2016 01:33:38,094 --> 01:33:40,360 and I don't think I did a very good job. 2017 01:33:40,394 --> 01:33:41,661 But your father... 2018 01:33:41,695 --> 01:33:44,262 Oh, my goodness, he was stable, wasn't he? 2019 01:33:44,296 --> 01:33:46,297 And smart and kind. 2020 01:33:46,331 --> 01:33:48,065 He was just a great dad. 2021 01:33:48,797 --> 01:33:51,298 Fine husband. And we had a nice life. 2022 01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:57,332 But there's something... I really have to say. 2023 01:34:02,369 --> 01:34:04,970 There's a man out there who makes me feel things 2024 01:34:05,003 --> 01:34:07,072 that I didn't think were... 2025 01:34:07,537 --> 01:34:08,837 still possible. 2026 01:34:09,404 --> 01:34:11,139 You know what he does? He makes me feel 2027 01:34:11,171 --> 01:34:13,905 curious and excited about the world. 2028 01:34:13,939 --> 01:34:17,173 And maybe things with us will go bust. 2029 01:34:17,207 --> 01:34:21,076 Maybe my feelings will be hurt, but that's life. 2030 01:34:22,243 --> 01:34:24,744 And in spite of what you both seem to think... 2031 01:34:25,511 --> 01:34:27,912 I'm not through living mine just yet. 2032 01:34:28,511 --> 01:34:30,211 I have things that I want to explore. 2033 01:34:30,247 --> 01:34:32,514 And guess what? I think I've earned that right. 2034 01:34:32,546 --> 01:34:37,581 So it's time for all of this to just stop, okay? 2035 01:34:38,615 --> 01:34:44,184 You both seem to have very, very strong parenting instincts. 2036 01:34:44,217 --> 01:34:46,284 But do save it for your children 2037 01:34:46,318 --> 01:34:49,719 because your mother is doing just fine. 2038 01:34:51,554 --> 01:34:52,720 And... 2039 01:34:53,087 --> 01:34:55,188 I know I'm getting older. 2040 01:34:55,721 --> 01:34:58,122 But I'm still learning. 2041 01:34:58,523 --> 01:35:00,890 And one of the biggest lessons I've learned 2042 01:35:00,923 --> 01:35:04,091 is not to be afraid to be happy. 2043 01:35:05,958 --> 01:35:07,626 I love you both. 2044 01:35:08,360 --> 01:35:10,728 But I'm not staying here anymore. 2045 01:35:12,261 --> 01:35:13,727 Mom... 2046 01:35:16,796 --> 01:35:18,764 Mom! Mom! 2047 01:35:21,331 --> 01:35:22,498 Have fun. 2048 01:35:27,367 --> 01:35:28,800 Love you. 2049 01:35:28,833 --> 01:35:30,501 Love you, Mom. 2050 01:35:28,833 --> 01:35:30,501 Love you. 2051 01:35:37,770 --> 01:35:40,104 Drive safe! 2052 01:35:37,770 --> 01:35:40,104 Bye! 2053 01:36:26,887 --> 01:36:28,521 Can I come in? 2054 01:36:28,555 --> 01:36:29,754 No way. 2055 01:36:29,789 --> 01:36:31,457 No way? 2056 01:36:29,789 --> 01:36:31,457 No way. 2057 01:36:36,125 --> 01:36:39,292 What's in the U-Haul? 2058 01:36:36,125 --> 01:36:39,292 Just my overnight bag. 2059 01:36:53,430 --> 01:36:58,365 My inner goddess says, "Most definitely yes." 2060 01:37:15,672 --> 01:37:17,907 Subrip by DanDee 2061 01:37:28,011 --> 01:37:30,579 Oh. Yeah, yeah, I see the arms. 142127