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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,033 --> 00:00:03,973 >> Hey, guys, I'm Ed Bassmaster, 2 00:00:03,967 --> 00:00:04,767 and you may have seen me 3 00:00:04,767 --> 00:00:05,467 on Youtube. 4 00:00:05,467 --> 00:00:06,527 (incoherent gibberish) 5 00:00:06,533 --> 00:00:07,403 And that is me. 6 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,770 >> What're you talking about? 7 00:00:08,767 --> 00:00:09,827 >> I'm a bush! 8 00:00:09,833 --> 00:00:10,773 That's me too. 9 00:00:10,767 --> 00:00:11,827 Crawfish here is amazing. 10 00:00:11,833 --> 00:00:12,573 >> Yeah. 11 00:00:12,567 --> 00:00:13,267 >> I just ordered it. 12 00:00:13,267 --> 00:00:14,397 When I see a car like this, 13 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,330 first thing I do is I say, 14 00:00:15,333 --> 00:00:16,433 "Would you look at this?" 15 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:17,933 Yeah, all of those guys are me. 16 00:00:17,933 --> 00:00:19,273 >> Yes yes yes! 17 00:00:19,267 --> 00:00:19,927 >> You're my favorite! 18 00:00:19,933 --> 00:00:21,133 >> I have almost a billion views 19 00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:22,403 on the internet, and now 20 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,770 I'm gonna take what I do 21 00:00:23,767 --> 00:00:24,897 to television. 22 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,830 Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! 23 00:00:26,867 --> 00:00:27,497 This is 24 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:29,900 "The Ed Bassmaster Show." 25 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:32,530 Hey, guy. 26 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,073 Margaret... 27 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,327 is gonna play the dentist. 28 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:36,873 And I'm gonna be her assistant. 29 00:00:36,867 --> 00:00:38,527 And I got the hots for her. 30 00:00:38,533 --> 00:00:40,833 So I'm gonna propose to her. 31 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:44,333 * 32 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:45,203 Hi, I'm Skippy. 33 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:45,970 >> I'm Bunny, 34 00:00:45,967 --> 00:00:46,827 it's nice to meet you. 35 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:48,003 >> Nice to meet you, Bunny. 36 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,800 You're here for a teeth 37 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,200 whitening, Doctor Emma's 38 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,430 the best in the business. 39 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:53,633 She's the best-looking, too. 40 00:00:53,633 --> 00:00:54,773 >> Mm-hmm. 41 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,670 >> She has my heart. 42 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,570 When I first Dr. Em... 43 00:01:00,567 --> 00:01:01,697 the minute I sat down in that 44 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:02,700 chair and looked into her eyes, 45 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:03,570 I said, 46 00:01:03,567 --> 00:01:04,767 "I'm gonna marry this lady 47 00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:05,767 one day." 48 00:01:05,767 --> 00:01:06,967 >> That's really funny. 49 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:07,827 >> Yeah. 50 00:01:07,833 --> 00:01:08,603 >> Hey. 51 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:09,700 >> Speaking of the devil. 52 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:11,070 >> I'm Dr. Em. 53 00:01:11,067 --> 00:01:11,727 >> Hi, I'm Bunny, 54 00:01:11,733 --> 00:01:12,573 it's nice to meet you. 55 00:01:12,567 --> 00:01:13,427 >> Hey, nice to meet you, Bunny. 56 00:01:13,433 --> 00:01:14,133 >> Excuse me, guys, 57 00:01:14,133 --> 00:01:14,803 be right back. 58 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:15,670 >> I'm sorry, I'm with a patient 59 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:17,067 right now, so it'll just be 60 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:18,567 a sec-- ten minutes, probably. 61 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:19,527 Just let him know 62 00:01:19,533 --> 00:01:20,603 if you need anything. 63 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:21,270 >> Okay. 64 00:01:21,267 --> 00:01:23,727 All right, thanks so much. 65 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:25,733 >> So. 66 00:01:25,733 --> 00:01:27,273 Like I said. 67 00:01:27,267 --> 00:01:28,497 >> Yeah, she's pretty. 68 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,470 >> Here's the thing. 69 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:32,967 I'm gonna propose to her. 70 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:33,627 >> Really? 71 00:01:33,633 --> 00:01:34,903 >> Yeah. 72 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:36,130 >> Do you have a relationship? 73 00:01:36,133 --> 00:01:38,073 >> No, not yet. 74 00:01:38,067 --> 00:01:38,697 >> And you're just 75 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:39,530 gonna propose? 76 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,073 >> Yeah. I'm pretty sure 77 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:42,067 she's gonna say yes. 78 00:01:42,067 --> 00:01:43,767 She's always saying stuff like, 79 00:01:43,767 --> 00:01:45,627 "Good morning, Skippy." 80 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:47,133 "Close the bathroom door." 81 00:01:47,133 --> 00:01:48,873 "How you doing today, Skippy?" 82 00:01:48,867 --> 00:01:50,167 Just a lot of signs. 83 00:01:50,167 --> 00:01:51,067 >> Like, you can't do that 84 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,067 in front of me. 85 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:52,767 >> Please, don't blow it, 86 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:53,427 please? 87 00:01:53,433 --> 00:01:54,173 >> I don't wanna be 88 00:01:54,167 --> 00:01:54,967 involved with that, 89 00:01:54,967 --> 00:01:55,967 I don't even know you. 90 00:01:55,967 --> 00:01:57,327 >> We met in this room, this is 91 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:58,503 where I had my job interview. 92 00:01:58,500 --> 00:01:59,830 My five-year anniversary. 93 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:00,633 I know, 'cause I have it 94 00:02:00,633 --> 00:02:01,403 on my calendar. 95 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,070 Check this out. 96 00:02:03,067 --> 00:02:04,267 I'm gonna decorate the room 97 00:02:04,267 --> 00:02:05,067 real quick before 98 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:05,727 she comes back. 99 00:02:05,733 --> 00:02:06,733 Please, help me. 100 00:02:06,733 --> 00:02:08,233 Spread those out. 101 00:02:08,233 --> 00:02:10,433 Spread those out. 102 00:02:10,433 --> 00:02:11,333 Come on, you can help me. 103 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:12,733 >> I'm not going to do that. 104 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:13,403 You didn't even go 105 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,730 on a date with her yet. 106 00:02:14,733 --> 00:02:15,803 >> But I know she loves me. 107 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:16,530 Trust me. 108 00:02:16,533 --> 00:02:17,233 >> Because she tells you to 109 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:18,203 close the bathroom door? 110 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,300 >> Yeah. 111 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,070 How many women care about that? 112 00:02:21,067 --> 00:02:22,667 >> This is-- this is the most 113 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:23,567 bizarre, ridiculous-- 114 00:02:23,567 --> 00:02:24,597 >> No, not yet, shh! 115 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:25,670 She's gonna be so excited 116 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,097 when she sees this. 117 00:02:27,133 --> 00:02:30,373 Hurry up! 118 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:31,497 Yes, you're invited! 119 00:02:31,533 --> 00:02:32,233 I promise. 120 00:02:32,233 --> 00:02:34,533 Oh, oh, check this out. 121 00:02:34,533 --> 00:02:35,503 >> Oh, my goodness. 122 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:40,970 (laughing) 123 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:44,227 >> I'm gonna do it. 124 00:02:44,267 --> 00:02:45,067 How should I-- 125 00:02:45,067 --> 00:02:45,697 how should I say it? 126 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:46,470 I could do like, 127 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:47,397 * Well, my name is Skippy 128 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,800 * You always try to dip me 129 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,200 Like a rap, and you could do... 130 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:54,800 (beat-boxing) 131 00:02:54,800 --> 00:03:00,470 (beat-boxing) 132 00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:01,867 >> That's pretty good. 133 00:03:01,867 --> 00:03:02,797 >> Here she comes. 134 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,870 Soon as she walks in, pop it! 135 00:03:04,867 --> 00:03:06,397 Surprise! 136 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,700 >> (beat-boxing) 137 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:09,070 >> * Well, my name is Skippy 138 00:03:09,067 --> 00:03:10,667 * The girls try to dip me 139 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:12,067 * Into the chocolate 140 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,227 * Don't try to knock it 141 00:03:13,233 --> 00:03:14,673 * I'm the best 142 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:15,927 * Oh, yeah, hey 143 00:03:15,933 --> 00:03:19,703 * Will you marry me today? 144 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:25,070 Will you marry me? 145 00:03:25,067 --> 00:03:26,227 >> Um, Skippy, 146 00:03:26,233 --> 00:03:27,673 I'm already married, 147 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:29,427 you know that. 148 00:03:29,433 --> 00:03:31,173 >> Um, I know you're married, 149 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,297 but I thought that maybe, 150 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:33,230 if I did something epic, 151 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:34,633 you would leave him and... 152 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:35,373 >> Um... 153 00:03:35,367 --> 00:03:36,367 >> No. 154 00:03:36,367 --> 00:03:37,967 I guess if you won't marry me, 155 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:40,067 would... would you... 156 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:41,797 would you mind... 157 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,530 would you please 158 00:03:43,533 --> 00:03:45,503 be on my brand-new 159 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,730 best TV show on Earth called 160 00:03:47,733 --> 00:03:49,573 "The Ed Bassmaster TV Show"? 161 00:03:49,567 --> 00:03:51,627 >> Oh, my gosh! 162 00:03:51,633 --> 00:03:54,903 Oh! 163 00:03:54,900 --> 00:04:00,100 (all laughing) 164 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,530 >> What?! 165 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:02,633 Did you say I'm on a TV show? 166 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:04,303 Because I (bleep) knew it! 167 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:06,070 I (bleep) knew it! 168 00:04:06,067 --> 00:04:13,567 I (bleep) knew it! 169 00:04:13,567 --> 00:04:14,967 >> Hey, guys, Shakey here, 170 00:04:14,967 --> 00:04:16,627 and I just... 171 00:04:16,633 --> 00:04:18,133 wanna tell you guys 172 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,373 how thankful I am. 173 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:20,397 Thankful to have you guys 174 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,400 watching me, 175 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:22,630 watching my show, 176 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:25,333 and, uh, thankful for family 177 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,633 and... 178 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:27,873 thankful for a whole lotta 179 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:29,067 things, you know, friends, 180 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:30,667 loved ones. 181 00:04:30,667 --> 00:04:31,467 But most of all, 182 00:04:31,467 --> 00:04:33,127 I'm just thankful to have you. 183 00:04:33,133 --> 00:04:34,933 Thank you. 184 00:04:34,933 --> 00:04:41,903 Ow, (bleep), that's hot! 185 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:43,470 >> (voice) It's on! 186 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:44,367 >> Yo, what's up, guys? 187 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,067 EricTheGreat73 here. 188 00:04:46,067 --> 00:04:47,897 On to the next challenge. 189 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:48,670 I'm gonna see how many 190 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:49,567 marshmallows I can fit 191 00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:50,667 in my mouth. 192 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:53,067 So let's go for it. 193 00:04:53,067 --> 00:04:54,827 One. 194 00:04:54,833 --> 00:04:57,803 Two. 195 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,900 Three. 196 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,170 Four. 197 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:04,527 Five. 198 00:05:04,533 --> 00:05:05,933 Six. 199 00:05:05,933 --> 00:05:09,433 Get in there, seven. 200 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:11,633 Eight. 201 00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:13,073 Nine. 202 00:05:13,067 --> 00:05:15,267 Ten. 203 00:05:15,267 --> 00:05:22,797 Eleven. 204 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:33,970 (groaning) 205 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,097 (groaning, spitting) 206 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,770 I think that was 12, so. 207 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,870 Leave me a comment in-- below. 208 00:05:38,867 --> 00:05:39,797 Let me know what you think about 209 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,700 that one, thanks, peace. 210 00:05:41,733 --> 00:05:44,173 >> (police radio chatter) 211 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:45,067 >> There he is, there he is. 212 00:05:45,067 --> 00:05:46,097 There he is. 213 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:46,770 So we're gonna go 214 00:05:46,767 --> 00:05:47,597 check this out. 215 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,430 Hey, Steve, Dog Cop here. 216 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:50,833 If you wanna let your dog poop 217 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:52,173 around here and not pick it up, 218 00:05:52,167 --> 00:05:52,827 go for it. 219 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:56,903 I'll find ya. 220 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:58,630 So my dad was a dog cop. 221 00:05:58,633 --> 00:06:00,303 His dad was a dog cop. 222 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:02,130 So I follow in their footsteps. 223 00:06:02,133 --> 00:06:03,073 I wanted to serve 224 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:06,597 the canine community. 225 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:08,203 All right, just got a call 226 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,130 of a dog hiding out 227 00:06:09,133 --> 00:06:10,273 in the shade, 228 00:06:10,267 --> 00:06:12,067 looking kind of suspicious. 229 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:13,530 How's it going, pal? 230 00:06:13,533 --> 00:06:14,503 You're not out here causing 231 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,700 any trouble, are ya? 232 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:16,970 I don't wanna have to cite you. 233 00:06:17,067 --> 00:06:17,927 Now, I'm gonna have to issue 234 00:06:17,933 --> 00:06:20,173 a summons for doing 235 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:21,097 what you did back there. 236 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:22,470 We smelled it from a mile away. 237 00:06:22,467 --> 00:06:23,867 >> Oh, wow. 238 00:06:23,867 --> 00:06:25,067 >> That's indecent exposure 239 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:25,797 right there, you can't-- 240 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:26,670 you can't have your tail 241 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:27,597 raised up like that, showing 242 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,900 that hole like that, pal. 243 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,700 That's a $50 fine right there. 244 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:32,570 We got a possible wolf here. 245 00:06:32,567 --> 00:06:33,697 I'm gonna investigate 246 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:35,100 the situation. 247 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,403 How are you, sir? 248 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,270 The reason I stopped you is 249 00:06:37,267 --> 00:06:38,097 we got a call of a wolf 250 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:38,930 in the neighborhood. 251 00:06:38,933 --> 00:06:39,873 You got anything on you? 252 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:40,827 Mind if I search you? 253 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:41,673 What do you got behind 254 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:42,597 the collar, anything? 255 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:43,870 Lot of fur here, you can hide 256 00:06:43,867 --> 00:06:45,167 a lot of stuff under here. 257 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:46,527 He's definitely a wolf. 258 00:06:46,533 --> 00:06:47,473 You know how I can tell? 259 00:06:47,467 --> 00:06:49,067 We do a test on the field. 260 00:06:49,067 --> 00:06:52,067 Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! 261 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:54,197 Wolf! Wolf! 262 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,400 Wolf! 263 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,670 Wolf wolf wolf! 264 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:01,797 Huh, maybe he's not a wolf. 265 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,670 * 266 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:03,497 * I like dogs 267 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:04,400 * Dogs are cool 268 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,070 * I got two 269 00:07:06,067 --> 00:07:06,927 * I like dogs 270 00:07:06,933 --> 00:07:07,833 * Dogs are cool 271 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:09,633 * I got two 272 00:07:09,633 --> 00:07:11,303 * This dog is big 273 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,070 * This dog is little 274 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:14,797 * Two dogs on the end 275 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,530 * Man in the middle 276 00:07:16,533 --> 00:07:18,333 * This dog is big 277 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:20,203 * This dog is little 278 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,870 * Two dogs on the end 279 00:07:21,867 --> 00:07:32,567 * Man in the middle * 280 00:07:32,567 --> 00:07:33,697 Hey, guys, this is Skippy. 281 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:34,800 And I'm thankful for 282 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,930 a lot of things. 283 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:38,133 Like this. 284 00:07:38,133 --> 00:07:40,203 And this. 285 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,070 (engine roars) 286 00:07:41,067 --> 00:07:43,067 And this! 287 00:07:43,067 --> 00:07:47,067 And this. 288 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,867 And these. 289 00:07:49,867 --> 00:07:53,167 And this. 290 00:07:53,167 --> 00:08:00,467 And these. 291 00:08:00,467 --> 00:08:01,967 Getting a lot of hits over here. 292 00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:03,267 >> Is it our clubs? 293 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:04,270 >> You have a feeling-- I'm 294 00:08:04,267 --> 00:08:05,197 picking up a strong signal 295 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,400 right here, boom. 296 00:08:10,467 --> 00:08:12,067 Hey, guys, this is Skippy. 297 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:14,867 And I'm out here fishing. 298 00:08:14,867 --> 00:08:17,597 With my friend, Gilbert. 299 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:21,570 >> Hi. 300 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:22,397 >> Yeah. 301 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,430 So this is your first time 302 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:24,233 fishing, huh? 303 00:08:24,233 --> 00:08:25,333 >> This is my first time 304 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:26,503 fishing. 305 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:27,570 You know, I'm doing this 306 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:29,627 just for the... halibut! 307 00:08:29,633 --> 00:08:30,403 >> Hah! 308 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,800 >> Hey, any of you seen 309 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,430 "Casablanca"? 310 00:08:33,433 --> 00:08:35,633 "Play it again... Salmon." 311 00:08:35,633 --> 00:08:36,573 >> Hah! 312 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:38,067 >> Hey, I didn't do that 313 00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:39,967 on... porpoise! 314 00:08:39,967 --> 00:08:40,627 >> Hah! 315 00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:41,373 >> Huh? 316 00:08:41,367 --> 00:08:42,627 All fish jokes. 317 00:08:42,633 --> 00:08:43,303 >> Yes. 318 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,430 Hey, kiss my bass! 319 00:08:45,433 --> 00:08:46,603 >> Hey, excellent! 320 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,930 >> Yeah, that's a joke. 321 00:08:47,933 --> 00:08:48,903 >> Excellent, see, 322 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:50,230 this is comedy. 323 00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:58,973 >> That's-- I like that. 324 00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:01,227 (mumbles incoherently) 325 00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:25,197 Hey, guys, Dr. Verne here. 326 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,270 Optometrist. 327 00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:27,127 Except I'm not really 328 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,073 an optometrist, I'm just 329 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,067 playing one today. 330 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:29,697 And we're gonna prank 331 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:33,070 some people-- stay tuned. 332 00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:34,127 Hey, boss. 333 00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:37,673 What's up? 334 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:38,497 How's it going, man? 335 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:39,470 >> Doing good, how about you? 336 00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:40,427 >> What you think? 337 00:09:40,433 --> 00:09:41,103 >> Awesome. 338 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:42,230 >> I'm doing good. 339 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:43,073 >> You having any issues now 340 00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:44,467 with your sight? 341 00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:45,267 >> No. 342 00:09:45,267 --> 00:09:45,927 >> Look up for me, 343 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:46,673 towards the light. 344 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:47,897 Follow my fingers this way. 345 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:49,730 Straight down here. 346 00:09:49,733 --> 00:09:50,833 All the way down as far as you-- 347 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:51,703 whoa! 348 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:53,670 Haha, got him. 349 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:56,297 Read the top line for me. 350 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:58,200 >> I can't see the first line. 351 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,100 Oh! 352 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,230 >> Man, then try 353 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,103 the fourth line. 354 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:03,303 >> I can kind of see 355 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,400 the fourth line. 356 00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:05,573 >> Can you totally see it, 357 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:06,867 or are you just acting 358 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,367 the lines out in the script? 359 00:10:08,367 --> 00:10:09,497 >> I can see it. 360 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,130 >> Okay, all right, great. 361 00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:13,833 Which shark is smarter? 362 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:16,333 This one? 363 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:18,273 Or that one? 364 00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:19,227 >> Well, it's the same shark. 365 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:20,703 You just put glasses on him. 366 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:21,470 >> Obviously he reads, 367 00:10:21,467 --> 00:10:23,527 he has glasses. 368 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:24,473 So now we're gonna test 369 00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:25,227 hand speed. 370 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:25,933 Put your hands on top 371 00:10:25,933 --> 00:10:27,133 of my hands. 372 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:27,803 >> Oh. 373 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,130 >> Oh, you're good. 374 00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:30,173 You're good, you passed that one 375 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,327 with flying colors. 376 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,133 Let me try on you. 377 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,633 Oh! 378 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,273 Oh, wow, you got 379 00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:37,467 fantastic hand-speed. 380 00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:38,367 Spread 'em out a little bit 381 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:39,397 more, and let me get 382 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,070 right in there. 383 00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:42,227 Go! 384 00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:44,533 Oh-- 385 00:10:44,533 --> 00:10:46,073 This is eye-to-mouth 386 00:10:46,067 --> 00:10:46,867 coordination. 387 00:10:46,867 --> 00:10:47,797 Now these are just some 388 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,630 standard marshmallows. 389 00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:51,233 All right, so... 390 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,403 lean back 391 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,070 and open up. 392 00:10:53,067 --> 00:10:54,827 Now, use your eyes. 393 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:56,573 All right, here we go. 394 00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:57,597 Oh, a little high. 395 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,270 I'll get there-- oh. 396 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,067 >> Do it, like, three, 397 00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:00,827 four times, you get better, 398 00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:02,173 and you-- 399 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,727 you-- 400 00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:04,873 >> (laughing) 401 00:11:04,867 --> 00:11:07,067 That was a fastball, man. 402 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:07,727 We're gonna pick up the pace 403 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:10,733 now. 404 00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:12,203 Don't use your hands. 405 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,070 Come on, you gotta get 406 00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,067 at least one, there you go. 407 00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:16,467 All right. 408 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,227 You ready, Ryan? 409 00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:17,903 Let's get serious, now. 410 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:18,930 Let's get down to business here. 411 00:11:18,933 --> 00:11:20,203 This is your eyesight 412 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,070 at jeopardy here, okay? 413 00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:24,697 Yeah, get down on all fours. 414 00:11:24,733 --> 00:11:26,903 And I'm gonna go in three... 415 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,270 two... 416 00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:30,227 one-- come through! 417 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:31,603 There you go, there you go. 418 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,600 Come on, soldier, come on. 419 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,830 >> Oh, (bleep)! 420 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:34,903 Too small... 421 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,130 >> Oh, there we go. 422 00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:36,803 You're out, you're out, 423 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:37,730 you're good, all right. 424 00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:38,527 Stand in the hula hoop. 425 00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,803 Lift up the hula hoop. 426 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,730 Pull it up, come on. 427 00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:42,773 Give me three times around. 428 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,670 One, two, that'll do, three. 429 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:45,367 All right, go through 430 00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:46,227 the cones, go ahead. 431 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:48,233 Oh, don't-- can't hit the cones. 432 00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:49,133 Can't hit 'em. 433 00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:49,803 Man, you can't see at all, 434 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,070 can you? 435 00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,127 All right, another-- 436 00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:52,973 another hula hoop. 437 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:53,627 >> Three? 438 00:11:53,633 --> 00:11:54,473 >> Three times around. 439 00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:55,767 One, two, three. 440 00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:56,827 Pick up the-- pick up 441 00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:58,933 the basket of lemons. 442 00:11:58,933 --> 00:11:59,603 All right, that's not 443 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,330 part of the test, 444 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,073 you just look cute holding 445 00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:01,797 a basket of lemons. 446 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:02,830 You can put those down. 447 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,333 This is all part of the show. 448 00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:07,267 See, see. 449 00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:08,067 You're on my new-- 450 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,330 >> Are you fricking kidding me? 451 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:12,127 >> You're on a TV show. 452 00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:13,373 You're on a TV show. 453 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:15,127 >> (laughter) 454 00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:17,767 >> I'm getting a signal 455 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:20,127 over here. 456 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:22,973 Yes, score. 457 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,627 Got a toaster. 458 00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:25,733 We'll go back to the clubhouse 459 00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:27,233 and toast up some bagels. 460 00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:32,133 Marlon Woods. 461 00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:35,073 2015. 462 00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:36,797 I'm thankful for George's Wings 463 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,370 around the corner from my house. 464 00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,627 Because they sell 465 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:40,803 great chicken-- 466 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,070 grilled chicken sandwiches, 467 00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:53,127 which is basically all I eat. 468 00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,203 Hi. 469 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:54,870 >> Hi. 470 00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:56,197 >> You guys lost? 471 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:56,870 >> No. 472 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,500 >> Oh, I am. 473 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:02,300 Yeah, I need directions. 474 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,830 Uh, directions to your heart. 475 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:05,673 Heh! 476 00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:07,933 >> (woman laughing) 477 00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:08,703 >> So... 478 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,470 that is so cute. 479 00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:10,927 >> Thanks. 480 00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:17,203 (straining) 481 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,530 I write poems. 482 00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,733 Did you and I have 483 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:20,703 a class together? 484 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,770 >> No. 485 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:24,267 >> I think we have chemistry. 486 00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:29,367 (straining) 487 00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,597 >> Are you okay? 488 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,730 >> You're very pretty. 489 00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:32,733 She's very pretty. 490 00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:33,573 If she was a vegetable, 491 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:35,797 she'd be a cute-cumber. 492 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,730 Do you have the time? 493 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,773 >> It's almost 6:00. 494 00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:38,527 >> No, I meant the time 495 00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:39,403 for a date. 496 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,370 >> Oh, um, well, 497 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,397 we're on our own date 498 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,470 a little bit, actually. 499 00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:44,427 >> Do you have a map? 500 00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:45,333 >> No. 501 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,073 >> Oh, 'cause I'm lost 502 00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:46,967 in your eyes. 503 00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:48,627 >> (laughing) 504 00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:49,573 >> Today, the wife and I are 505 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,067 gonna be meeting with a realtor 506 00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:52,327 to do a little house-hunting. 507 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:53,303 >> Hey, guys, how're you doing? 508 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,070 >> Hey, how are you? 509 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:54,967 >> Good to see you. 510 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:55,867 >> I'm running out, 511 00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:57,427 I'll be back 20, 30 minutes. 512 00:13:57,433 --> 00:14:00,273 >> Okay. 513 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,530 >> So... 514 00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:02,473 what you can see is, 515 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,197 you got a very large house here. 516 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,630 It's just very, very classic 517 00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:06,973 New Orleans architecture. 518 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,067 >> Classic New Orleans style, 519 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:08,667 I love it. 520 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:09,370 >> Exactly. 521 00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:10,527 >> It's beautiful. 522 00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:11,897 Gorgeous sculpture. 523 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,070 >> I think that's an urn. 524 00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:15,127 >> Whoa, sorry. 525 00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:17,073 I didn't know, sorry, pal. 526 00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,067 Fridge staying? 527 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,067 Fridge staying? 528 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,067 >> Usually in those cases, 529 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,597 the-- all the appliances 530 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,600 are gonna stay and-- 531 00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:24,133 >> Keep the fridge, please. 532 00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:27,273 See if you can keep the fridge. 533 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,667 I like-- I love the fridge. 534 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:32,067 Okay. 535 00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:34,797 (burping) 536 00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:39,497 >> So... this stove... 537 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,370 oh, yeah, I thought it was 538 00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:44,067 an electric stove-top. 539 00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,267 >> Question for you. 540 00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,600 What is the deal with 541 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,300 this step down to the bathroom? 542 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,203 I love the bathroom, I'm just 543 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,100 not crazy about the... 544 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,930 step down is not... 545 00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:07,597 I'm a little bit of 546 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,400 a pill-billy, if you know 547 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,370 what I mean. 548 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,567 >> Hey, could you help me 549 00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:11,367 for a second? 550 00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:13,627 >> Okay, um... 551 00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:15,133 >> I feel like such an idiot. 552 00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:16,373 I just-- I have a fear 553 00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:17,427 that I'm just not gonna be able 554 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:18,733 to cook on this kind of stove. 555 00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:19,633 >> Oh, I can promise you, 556 00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:21,203 you can cook on this stove-- 557 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:21,970 >> Oh, eggs. 558 00:15:21,967 --> 00:15:22,967 Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs. 559 00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:24,627 Over easy, hon. 560 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:25,803 So I guess we didn't catch 561 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,970 breakfast this morning. 562 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:27,767 >> Just don't walk away from 563 00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:28,427 the stove, hon. 564 00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:29,233 Keep an eye on that. 565 00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:30,503 >> All right. Steve likes it 566 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,100 when I make his eggs for him. 567 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:32,970 >> Steve? 568 00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:33,697 >> Let's go upstairs 569 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:34,530 and check on my baby. 570 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:35,833 >> Yes, great idea, great idea. 571 00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:40,203 Let's get this off the heat. 572 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,070 >> Checking out the master bath. 573 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,227 >> I wanna see the master 574 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,973 bedroom. 575 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,200 >> Steve, where you at, buddy? 576 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:47,870 >> Do you mind if I use 577 00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:49,197 the bathroom real quick? 578 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,330 Oh, thank you. 579 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,473 >> Yeah, buddy. 580 00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:53,427 >> Hey, this is gorgeous 581 00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:55,173 back here. 582 00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:01,633 >> This is so cute! 583 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:02,603 >> Um... 584 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,130 >> It fits. 585 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:09,067 >> You want me to put it back? 586 00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:10,697 >> Looks like an old lady now. 587 00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,073 >> (laughing) 588 00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:16,197 I think it's a good look for me. 589 00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:17,803 >> I'll put clothes on. 590 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,630 >> Yeah. 591 00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:23,667 >> Oh, wait, 592 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,367 what about the fireplace? 593 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,330 >> Yeah, I had a question 594 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,633 about the fireplace. 595 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,097 >> Oh-- (bleep), crap! (bleep)! 596 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,430 >> Oh, baby! 597 00:16:30,433 --> 00:16:32,173 What is that? What is that? 598 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:32,827 That is ash. 599 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,333 I don't wanna touch that. 600 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:35,303 Ugh, I don't know. 601 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,630 I don't know about that. 602 00:16:36,633 --> 00:16:40,703 >> (whistling) 603 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,403 >> Do you think that's 604 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,330 who it is? 605 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,833 >> Um, no, I don't think so. 606 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:45,073 >> Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa 607 00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:47,597 whoa, what's going on? 608 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,630 Those are my wife's ashes, man. 609 00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,167 >> Dude, we gotta let you in. 610 00:16:54,167 --> 00:17:01,667 It's a hidden camera prank, bro. 611 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:13,227 * 612 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,673 >> So far, fishing is 613 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:18,427 very exciting. 614 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:22,333 >> Yes, very exciting. 615 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,373 I got him, there he is! 616 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:24,667 >> Aah! Aah! 617 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:25,327 >> Here, Gilbert, here! 618 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,433 Take him! 619 00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:27,203 >> Aah! 620 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:27,870 >> Get him! 621 00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:29,067 >> No! No! 622 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,967 I will not go near that thing. 623 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,467 Oh, my God. 624 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:33,497 I just realized 625 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,770 I'm afraid of fish. 626 00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:35,527 >> You're afraid of 'em? 627 00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:36,603 >> Yes, really. 628 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,400 >> Wanna toss him back? 629 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,730 >> No, no, no, please-- 630 00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:39,573 >> Want me to toss him to you? 631 00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:41,967 >> No, no, no, that's-- that's-- 632 00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:44,667 oh, my God, that's frightening. 633 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,127 >> Oh, here we go, bingo. 634 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,503 >> Oh, my gosh. 635 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,500 Aah! 636 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,970 Is that the same fish we-- 637 00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:52,267 >> Yes, it is, he's very hungry. 638 00:17:52,267 --> 00:17:55,097 >> That fish is a total schmuck. 639 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,370 >> Hey, guy, Jay Wells here. 640 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,427 And I unbox everything. 641 00:17:58,433 --> 00:18:01,933 I unbox it all. 642 00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:03,473 Hey, guys, Jay Wells here again. 643 00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:06,227 AKA JayReviewsWell73. 644 00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:07,603 Super-excited to do another 645 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,570 unboxing for you guys. 646 00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:10,667 Uh, just got the new 647 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:14,067 bag of peanuts. 648 00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:15,597 Look at this jumbo peanut. 649 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:16,730 If that was a guy, he'd weigh, 650 00:18:16,733 --> 00:18:19,233 like, easily 400 pounds. 651 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,073 Oh. 652 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,067 There we go. 653 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,167 Whoa, whoa. 654 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:25,427 There's two in there. 655 00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:26,573 Oh, my gosh. 656 00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:27,667 They're each individually 657 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,197 wrapped in tissue paper. 658 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,370 Wait a second, it's four. 659 00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:32,427 They split 660 00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:33,533 right down the middle. 661 00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:34,803 Thanks again, Wellington's. 662 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,930 Stay tuned. 663 00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:37,073 >> Brett Sellars coming live 664 00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:37,697 and direct to ya. 665 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,730 Whoa, hold on. 666 00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:40,073 Whee... 667 00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:42,067 Oh-- whoa! 668 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:43,067 Brett Sellars here, 669 00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:44,697 and I am super-stoked to tell 670 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:45,630 you guys about a new prank 671 00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:46,403 we're working on called 672 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,470 "Gotcha." 673 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,227 See, it's a prank 674 00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:49,073 without the prank. 675 00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,467 It's just a reveal, it's great. 676 00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:51,767 And here we go for the reveal 677 00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,267 of the prank. 678 00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,297 We're gonna reveal 679 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:54,970 to these guys, 680 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,497 let 'em know that we got 'em. 681 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,900 And we got 'em! 682 00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:58,770 >> About what? 683 00:18:58,767 --> 00:18:59,667 >> Yeah, this is the reveal 684 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,067 for the prank. 685 00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:02,067 >> What prank? 686 00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:04,067 >> Uh, we gotcha! 687 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,470 Did you have any idea 688 00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:08,097 that these were actors? 689 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,130 >> No, I thought they were 690 00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:11,073 people just sort of hanging out. 691 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,097 >> Everybody throughout the park 692 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,430 was in on the prank. 693 00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:14,403 We gotcha, right? 694 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,700 >> I had no idea 695 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,970 anything happened. 696 00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:17,897 >> You had no clue. 697 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:18,570 >> No-- 698 00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:19,527 >> Amazing, she had no clue 699 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,533 it was a prank up until 700 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:21,233 we came out. 701 00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:22,073 There ya go, folks, 702 00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:23,297 Brett Sellars, gotcha. 703 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,300 Thank you for participating. 704 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,400 You were great sports. 705 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,200 >> Sure. 706 00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:33,627 male announcer: Next time on "The Ed Bassmaster Show"... 707 00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:35,233 - Lean all the way back, homie. - All right. 708 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,573 - All right. There we go. 709 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:37,567 Oh. Feel that burn? 710 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:38,627 - Yep. 711 00:19:38,733 --> 00:19:40,733 - Push down and go up in one motion. 712 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,103 - One, two, three. 713 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,300 Look at him go! 714 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,400 Look at it! - Yeah! 715 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,470 [rock music] 716 00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:46,597 - [bleep]. 717 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,600 Everything on it. You got sneaky sauce? 718 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:49,700 - [laughs] Sneaky sauce? 719 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,930 - No, smeaky sauce. 720 00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:51,927 - What is that? 721 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,327 - The white sauce on the gyro? 722 00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:54,573 - Tzatziki sauce. - Yeah! 723 00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:55,767 Sneaky sauce. 724 00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:56,797 - [laughs] 725 00:20:02,633 --> 00:20:04,233 >> Yo, yo yo. 726 00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:05,473 (clicks tongue) 727 00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:07,397 Yo, this your boy, Always Teste. 728 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,470 And, you know, I'm just, 729 00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:09,197 like, thankful, 730 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,470 that's all I wanna say, y'know. 731 00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:11,427 It's that time of year where 732 00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:12,473 I'll be thinking, and I'll be, 733 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:13,967 like... you know what I mean, 734 00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:14,697 I'm thankful, 735 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,730 you know what I'm saying? 736 00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:17,603 Thankful that, you know, 737 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,070 every time I start thinking, 738 00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:20,327 "Man, Always, 739 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,203 what is you thankful for?" 740 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,470 And I'm like, 741 00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:23,267 know what I mean, I'm just 742 00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:24,367 thankful for everything, 743 00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:25,067 you know what I'm saying? 744 00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,797 I'm thankful for the... 745 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,870 "Dog, what is you 746 00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:28,627 thankful about?" 747 00:20:28,633 --> 00:20:29,773 And I'm like, "Yeah, man, 748 00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:30,967 "You right, Teste, 749 00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:32,527 you is thankful." 750 00:20:32,577 --> 00:20:37,127 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44711

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