All language subtitles for South.Park.S19E03.BDRIP.x264.Hun.Eng-Krissz.en

I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere

Humble folks
without temptation

Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night

People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!"

Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind

Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine

Okay, okay, okay.

So this guy is running
for president,

and he hates immigrants,
and he's basically an idiot.

Not surprisingly,

this guy is from
a predominantly white town

called South Park, Colorado.

Or Shitheads of America,
Incorporated.

I'm not sure.

Yeah, if this guy's the best
their town has to offer,

can you imagine
who he left behind?

Well, hey,
I'm from South Park!

We don't take kindly

to respecting human beings!

Y-You think
South Park has a university?

Welcome to

South Park University.

Please open your shotguns
and slap your wives.

I live in South Park,
and my IQ's so low,

I gots to dig for it.

Did someone say rape?

That's the word for "clever"
here in South Park.

That's not funny.

So not cool.

How does someone just
rip on us like that?

I can't believe
Jimmy Fallon hates us.

Jimmy Fallon loves everything.

Why would he slam
our whole town?

Because, apparently,
he doesn't care that his jokes

are at the expense
of actual people.

Do you think
it's true?

Do you think we're really
bigoted country bumpkins?

No, hey,
we are not bumpkins, okay?

Kenny's a bumpkin.

Mrph rmh rm!

We don't have junked cars
in our yards.

That's just your family,
Kenny.

I just hope somebody
finds a way to fix this.

I've called you all here because
South Park has an image problem.

Thanks to Mr. Garrison,

we are now being referred to as
"the shitheads of America."

One of our more politically
sensitive citizens

has proposed an idea
for this crisis,

and I'd like you
to hear him out.

Hello, everyone,
I'm Randy Marsh,

and I've been P.C.
for almost two weeks now.

You know
we've all been making changes

to be more socially conscious,
but have we really done enough?

The truth is there's something
we're lacking as a community,

and it's time we all faced it.

What this town needs
is a Whole Foods.

- What?!
- What?!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whole Foods?!

It would instantly validate
us as a town

that cares about stuff!

We couldn't get a Whole Foods
to open here!

And why not?
Huh?!

We all just don't believe
we could get a Whole Foods

because we don't believe
in ourselves!

Where could it even go?!

Mayor?

I'm announcing a plan
for SodoSopa,

a new urban development

that will turn the most rundown
and dilapidated part of our town

into a quaint center
of artisan shops and caf�s.

Lots of cities
are doing this.

The area south
of downtown South Park

has always been the ugly eyesore
of this town.

But now SodoSopa is going to
bring in the fresh, new vibrancy

that Whole Foods
can't ignore.

We'll keep
the existing structures

but add brick walkways
and some quaint white lights.

A plaza in the middle

will be a place
where young couples

can play with their toddlers.

And it will all be
small businesses

like artisan cheese shops
or noodle houses.

Oh, this is
really exciting.

I thought this area was just
gonna stay shitty forever.

Mrph rmh rmhmhm rm!

Who is?

So you think you keep all
the existing structures?

I do. It's part of what
gives a revitalized area

like this its charm
that the hipsters like.

Hey, what are
you people doing?

We're gentrifying.
It's all good.

Okay, hold on.
Everyone, listen up.

We understand that not everyone
is for the town

spending money
on the SodoSopa project.

We want everyone to be able
to voice their concerns.

Yeah, I got concerns!

I don't want you touching
my damn house!

We realize that when
a rejuvenation like this

takes place, the lower-income
residents fear

they'll be priced out
of the area.

What lower-income residents?

Me? I work hard and provide
for my family just fine!

Stewart, come on.
Your house sucks.

Fuck you!

If you people want to
turn something into

a vibrant arts district,
then do it to Randy's house.

My house is nice.

Mr. McCormick,
you will be living in

the most vibrant part
of the entire town.

SodoSopa is the future
of South Park.

There'll be amazing food
and incredible shops

right at your doorstep.

And we want to assure
the lower-income families

that we are going to take
the time to do this right.

AII right, guys.
Welcome to Steed.

Do we have any allergies?

No, nothing.
And we want to try everything!

Wow.
Can you believe this place?

Yeah.
The food is unbelievable.

It's like a dream come true,
Nelson.

This area is gonna
put our town on the map.

I don't know what happen
all my customers.

I use to have people
come in here, fill every table.

Now it's like nobody
want anything to do

with my authentic chitty food.

This town is changing
so fast, you know?

This town changing so fast.

Everybody want to be P.C.,
be updated.

It's like I'm a relic...

a rost relic from another time,
you know?

I don't know. Sometime I feel
like I outstayed my welcome.

That's just how I feel,
you know?

Uh-huh.

It's like my accent make people
uncomfortable or something.

How a Chinese man supposed
to survive in this world?

Oh, welcome to Chitty Wok.
Can I take your order, please?

Hey, Mike,
what you doing, man?

The guys are all meeting
down at SodoSopa.

At what?

They've totally revitalized
this area south of downtown.

- You got to check it out.
- Oh, sweet, dude.

SodoSopa?

What the hell is a SodoSopa?!

What the fuck?!

Mommy,
can we go eat outside?

No, we can't go
eat outside.

But, Mommy,
they have ice cream.

We can't afford
$10 ice cream, all right?

If you want nice things,
then go out and get a job!

Except you won't make money

because you just bust your ass
and then barely get by

while everyone around you
gets richer!

Just face it.

Things are never gonna change
around here.

- What's he gonna say?
- Maybe they won't even answer.

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!

Hi. Um, yes.

My name is Randy Marsh,
and, um, we would like to

try and get a Whole Foods
in our town.

Yes, that's right.

Uh, yes.

It's, uh, South Park, Colorado.

No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!

It's not at all what you think!
It...

Yes, it's where the presidential
candidate is from.

No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!

Hold on, hold on, hold on!
SodoSopa, SodoSopa!

We have a SodoSopa!

The town is completely
different! SodoSopa!

We have an arts
and entertainment district.

Cultural.

Yes. Okay.

Okay.
Yes, I-I understand.

Thank you.

They said they maybe might
send over a representative.

There's a certain quality
to the vibe and energy

that is SodoSopa,

from the independent merchants
and unique caf�s

to the rustic charm
of a mixed-income crowd.

Where else can you let loose
your wild side

while still being a part
of helping the local economy?

And now a chance to own a piece

of this most exciting area
of South Park.

Announcing The Lofts
at SodoSopa.

2,000-square-foot flats

that put you right in the heart
of it all.

After a night out eating
and shopping in SodoSopa,

just take a few steps,
and you're home.

With modern styling,
these lofts are sleek,

sexy, and oh so SodoSopa.

And for those
very privileged few,

the most private and exclusive
ownership opportunity is here.

Announcing The Residences
at The Lofts at SodoSopa.

Now you can have access
to luxury refined

while still just steps away
from the action.

These finely appointed
residences all feature

state-of-the-art finishes

and balconies with views
of historic Kenny's house.

It's a place to laugh.

It's a place to gather.

A place to mingle with people
of all economic classes.

And now it's a place to live.

SodoSopa. Welcome home.

LU KIM: And we are
going to take business back

from SodoSopa!

Oh, hello.
You here for job?

Please join the others,
please.

Some say I cannot survive
in today's world.

But if there's one asset
that the Chinese man has,

it's a-tactical use
of child labor.

And together, child labor force,

we are going to bring SodoSopa
to its knees.

This is it, people.

This is what we've all
been working for.

The future of our town
depends on us

being on our best behavior.

No swearing, no weirdness,
and no speeches!

He's coming!

Go, go!
Everyone in place!

He's got the whole world
in his hands

He's got the whole, wide world
in his hands

He's got the whole world
in his hands

Hello, sir.

On behalf of everyone here
in South Park,

please let me say
we are very excited

to be in consideration...

Everyone,
please go about your business.

I need to see this town
in its normal goings-on

to see if it is indeed
a Whole Foods town.

Okay. Looking good,
child labor force!

We gonna make Chitty Wok
updated and beautiful!

Let's go,
child labor force! Let's go!

No, no, Dennis. You don't use
too much cleaner on the table.

That stuff expensive.
Now, listen, everybody!

This is a big day.

We gonna take the business back
from SodoSopa!

And how we gonna do it,
child labor force?

That's right...
By taking pride in our work!

With the way this place
is looking,

we gonna have people rushing in
any second!

Okay, everyone go about
your business.

Oh, here they come!

Everyone act normal!
No, don't act normal, act good!

There they go.

Wait, wait!

Chitty Wok!
Take-a order, please!

Take-a...

Take-a order, please?

The previous principal
of the school was let go

so that someone more progressive
could take over.

Hey, bro. I'm the new principal
of the school.

My name's P.C. Principal.

P.C. Principal.
I like that.

So you've just
recently moved here?

That's right.

And do you believe this town
is deserving of a Whole Foods?

You know, I think
it's changed a lot.

I really do.
I've seen some real progress.

Definitely had some holdouts,

people that went kicking
and screaming into 2015,

but, yes, I think
they deserve it.

Mm-hmm.

Show me a classroom,
please.

But if Pluto isn't a planet,
who can tell me what it is?

Oh, hello.

This is our new
fourth-grade teacher.

She's very normal
and professional.

Please continue as if
I am not here.

Okay, so, uh, children,

anyone want to tell me
what Pluto is classified as?

Anybody?

Okay.

Well, Pluto is actually
a dwarf planet.

That means it's neither a planet
nor a natural satellite.

Is there a reason

the children with disabilities
and black child

are front and center?

Oh, no, that's just where
they always sit.

Next to our beloved Craig there,
who is a homosexual.

Mm-hmm.

Uh, can... can I show you
the most exciting part of town?

This is historic SodoSopa.

It's our vibrant and charming
arts and foods district.

Hmm.

I enjoy how you've retained
the lower-income housing

with the updated
and quaint urban developments.

That's really
what our town is about.

Oh, hello again!

Steven and I were
just heading to SodoSopa

to enjoy
some specialty foods.

Hmm.

I have seen enough
for today.

I am weary.
Where shall I sleep?

Oh, yes, of course.

Uh...

Uh, well, tonight,
you're at our Motel 6.

But we'd like to show you
the plans

for something
extremely exciting.

You can't say "excitement"

without saying "SodoSopa."

The food, the art,
the nightlife.

With The Lofts and Residences
at SodoSopa,

all the action
was just a few steps away.

But what
if you could actually live

in the most central location
that SodoSopa has to offer?

Well, now you can.

Announcing
The Villas at Kenny's House,

the most sought-after address
in all of South Park

for only
the very privileged few.

Now you can relax in your
state-of-the-art deck spa

while taking in views
of that mixed SodoSopa culture.

Shut your damn mouth,
bitch!

You shut your mouth,
or I'll shut...

But that's not all.

The Villas at Kenny's House
will also feature access

to a private fitness center,
clubhouse,

and so much more,

plus a breezeway
to the proposed Whole Foods

just steps away.

The Villas at Kenny's House...

Welcome home.

Hey, that's okay,
we close.

All the other child labor
go home.

Mrph rmhmhm
rm mrph rmhmhm rm!

I like you, Dennis.

You work a-real hard.

I wish I could give you more.
You deserve more.

But I think
I'm gonna have to shut down.

Now that SodoSopa open,
I'm the shitty part of town!

And everyone hates
the shitty part of town.

Mrph, mrph rmhmhm rm.

Oh, what do you know
about living

in the shitty part of town,
Dennis?

Mrph!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!

- You have idea?
- Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Oh-ho, that's the spirit!

Let's go,
child labor!

Let's go, child labor!

So these are the cattle
that the local shops

and restaurants
are supplied with?

Uh, these are local cows,
yes.

And where does the butchery
take place?

Uh, that's right
over there.

And are the bullets made
from reclaimed metals?

I believe they are.

Rancher,
could you make sure?

Randy! Steven!

We've got a big problem!

The owner of City Wok

has child labor
making videos for him!

What?!

Oh, Jesus,
we forgot all about that guy!

Shh!

It's all over the place!

He's trying to revitalize
his rundown neighborhood!

Gah! Why do
the economically challenged

always have to screw up
everything?

We're gonna head back
to SodoSopa

for some curious
fusion delights!

Come on.
We'll get that asshole!

There's a new
and exciting place

where people can gather to
shop, experience, and grow.

This is an all-new
food-and-nightlife district.

This is CtPaTown.

Where else but CtPaTown

can you get
all the chitty hotspots

and chitty food that South Park
is known for?

In the mood
for some local seafood?

Red Lobster
has all the freshest

from Colorado's many oceans.

Or if a handcrafted ale
is more your thing,

head on down to Skeeter's Bar

for local ales
like Coors and Coors Light.

And then of course,
there's Chitty Wok,

South Park's
historic Asian fusion landmark

featuring chitty chicken
and chitty sour soup.

The state-of-the-art toilet
is designed for men and women

and is a great place
for you to squeeze out

all the chitty food
you've enjoyed.

Now South Park
has another neighborhood

to mingle and relax.

CtPaTown...

Welcome home.

Oh, boy!

Get ready, child labor force!

Any minute now, we gonna
have customers up our ass!

- Get him!
- There he is!

- That son a bitch!
- Get him!

Stop him!

Oh, boy, here they come!

You were right, Dennis!

CtPaTown commercial
did the trick!

Get ready for customers,
child labor force!

Welcome Chitty Wok!
Take your order pleeaaahhh!

Mrph rmhmhm?!

All right, take these kids
and hide them in the...

Mrph rmhmhm rm?
Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Ow!
You little...

Get him!

Fight, child labor force!

Flank to the left!

Ahem!
Ahe-hem!

I've never seen a town
put so much energy

into displaying an exaggerated
sense of social consciousness.

Congratulations.
You have your Whole Foods.

Wait, wait!
Anybody want chitty chicken?

Anybody?

Take-a order, please?!

I'm sorry, Dennis.

You really tried
to help.

I guess it's over.

Come on inside.

I'll pay you the child labor
wage you deserve.

Well,
did you make any money?

Mrph, rmhmhm rm.

Ha!
Told ya!

That's how it works
in this damn country.

What are you doing,
Kenny?

Wow!

This is mine?

Mrph rmhmhm, rm.

Hi!

There's a time when a
town becomes more than it was,

when the people
take that bold step

into making things better.

To progress.

To change.

To not be what you were
in the past.

This is a new place,

ready for the next decade.

Updated, revitalized,
and ready to fit in

with the most progressive towns
in America.

This is South Park.

Welcome home.

Are the Mexicans
actually staying?

Shh.