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S19E03
The City Part of Town
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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Okay, okay, okay,
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so, this guy is running for president,
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and he hates immigrants,
and he's basically an idiot.
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Not surprisingly,
this guy is from a predominantly white town
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called South Park, Colorado,
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or shit heads of America, Incorporated.
I'm not sure.
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Yeah, if this guy's the best
their town has to offer,
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can you imagine who he left behind?
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Well, hey, I'm from South Park!
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We don't take kindly to
respecting human beings!
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Y-You think
South Park has a university?
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Welcome to
South Park University.
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Please open your shotguns
and slap your wives.
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I live in South Park, and my IQ's so low,
I gots to dig for it.
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Did someone say rape?
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That's the word for "clever"
here in South Park.
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That's not funny.
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So not cool.
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How does someone just rip on us like that?
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I can't believe Jimmy Fallon hates us.
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Jimmy Fallon loves everything.
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Why would he slam our whole town?
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Because, apparently,
he doesn't care that his jokes
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are at the expense of actual people.
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Do you think it's true?
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Do you think we're really bigoted,
country bumpkins?
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No, hey, we are not bumpkins, okay?
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Kenny's a bumpkin.
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Mrph rmh rm!
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We don't have junked cars in our yards.
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That's just your family, Kenny.
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I just hope somebody
finds a way to fix this.
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I've called you all here because
South Park has an image problem.
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Thanks to Mr. Garrison,
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we are now being referred to as
"the shit heads of America."
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One of our more politically
sensitive citizens
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has proposed an idea for this crisis,
and I'd like you to hear him out.
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Hello, everyone. I'm Randy Marsh,
and I've been PC for almost two weeks now.
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You know we've all been making changes
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to be more socially conscious,
but have we really done enough?
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The truth is there's something
we're lacking as a community,
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and it's time we all faced it.
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What this town needs...
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is a Whole Foods.
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What?! What?! What?! What?!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Whole Foods?!
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It would instantly validate us as a town
that cares about stuff!
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We couldn't get a Whole Foods to open here!
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And why not, huh?!
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We all just don't believe
we can get a Whole Foods,
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because we don't believe in ourselves!
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Where could it even go?!
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Mayor?
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I'm announcing a plan for SodoSopa,
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a new urban development
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that will turn the most rundown
and dilapidated part of our town
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into a quaint center of
artisan shops and cafeés.
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Lots of cities are doing this.
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The area south of downtown South Park
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has always been the ugly
eyesore of this town.
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But now SodoSopa is going to
bring in the fresh, new vibrancy
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that Whole Foods can't ignore.
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We'll keep the existing structures,
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but add brick walkways and some quaint,
white lights.
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A plaza in the middle
will be a place where young couples
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can play with their toddlers.
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And it will all be small businesses,
like artisan cheese shops or noodle houses.
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Oh, this is really exciting.
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I thought this area was just
gonna stay forever.
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Mrph rmh rmhmhm rm!
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Who is?
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So you think you keep all
the existing structures?
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I do.
It's part of what gives a revitalized area
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like this its charm that the hipsters like.
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Hey, what are you people doing?
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We're gentrifying. It's all good.
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Okay, hold on. Everyone, listen up.
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We understand that not
everyone is for the town
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spending money on the SodoSopa project.
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We want everyone to be able
to voice their concerns.
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Yeah, I got concerns!
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I don't want you touching my damn house!
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We realize that when a
rejuvenation like this
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takes place,
the lower-income residents fear
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they'll be priced out of the area.
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What lower-income residents?
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Me? I work hard and provide
for my family just fine!
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Stewart, come on. Your house sucks.
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"Bleep" you!
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If you people want to turn something into
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a vibrant arts district,
then do it to Randy's house.
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My house is nice.
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Mr. McKormick, you will be living in
the most vibrant part of the entire town.
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SodoSopa is the future of South Park.
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There'll be amazing food
and incredible shops
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right at your doorstep.
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And we want to assure
the lower-income families
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that we are going to take
the time to do this right.
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All right, guys. Welcome to Steed.
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Do we have any allergies?
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No, nothing. And we want to try everything.
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Wow. Can you believe this place?
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Yeah. The food is unbelievable.
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It's like a dream come true, Nelson.
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This area is gonna put our town on the map.
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I don't know what happen all my customers.
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I use to have people come in here,
fill every table.
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Now it's like nobody wants anything to do
with my authentic city food.
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This town is changing so fast, you know?
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This town changing so fast.
Everybody want to be PC, be updated.
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It's like I'm a relic...
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a rost relic from another time, you know?
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I don't know. Sometime,
I feel like I outstayed my welcome.
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That's just how I feel, you know?
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Uh-huh.
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It's like my accent makes people
uncomfortable or something.
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How a Chinese man supposed
to survive in this world?
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Oh, welcome to City Wok.
Can I take your order, please?
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Hey, Mike, what you doing, man?
The guys are all meeting down at SodoSopa.
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At what?
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They've totally revitalized
this area south of downtown.
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- You got to check it out.
- Oh, sweet, dude.
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SodoSopa?
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What the hell is a SodoSopa?!
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What the "bleep"?!
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Mommy, can we go eat outside?
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No, we can't go eat outside.
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But, mommy, they have ice cream.
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We can't afford $10 ice cream, all right?
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If you want nice things,
then go out and get a job!
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Except you won't make money,
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because you just bust your
ass and then barely get by,
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while everyone around you gets richer!
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Just face it,
things are never gonna change around here.
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- What's he gonna say?
- Maybe they won't even answer.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
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Hi. Um, yes. My name is Randy Marsh,
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and, um, we would like to
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try and get a Whole Foods in our town.
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Yes, that's right.
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Uh, yes.
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It's, uh, South Park, Colorado.
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No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
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No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
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It's not at all what you think!
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It... yes, it's where the
presidential candidate is from.
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No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
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Hold on, hold on, hold on!
SodoSopa, SodoSopa!
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We have a SodoSopa!
The town is completely different! SodoSopa!
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We have an arts and entertainment district,
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cultural.
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Yes. Okay.
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Okay. Yes, I-I understand.
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Thank you.
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They said they maybe might
send over a representative.
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There's a certain quality
to the vibe and energy
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that is SodoSopa,
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from the independent
merchants and unique cafes
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to the rustic charm of
a mixed-income crowd.
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Where else can you let loose your wild side
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while still being a part of
helping the local economy?
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And now a chance to own a piece
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of this most exciting area of South Park.
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Announcing The Lofts at SodoSopa.
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2,000-square-foot flats
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that put you right in the heart of it all.
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After a night out eating
and shopping in SodoSopa,
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just take a few steps, and you're home.
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With modern styling, these lofts are sleek,
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sexy, and, oh, so SodoSopa.
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And for those very privileged few,
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the most private and exclusive
ownership opportunity is here.
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Announcing The Residences
at The Lofts at SodoSopa.
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Now you can have access to luxury refined
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while still just steps
away from the action.
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These finely appointed
residences all feature
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state-of-the-art finishes
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and balconies with views
of historic Kenny's house.
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It's a place to laugh.
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It's a place to gather,
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a place to mingle with people
of all economic classes.
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And now it's a place to live.
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SodoSopa. Welcome home.
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And we are going to take business back
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from SodoSopa!
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Oh, hello. You here for job?
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Please join the others, please.
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Some say I cannot survive in today's world.
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But if there's one asset
that the Chinese man has,
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it's tactical use of child labor.
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And together, child labor force,
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we are going to bring
SodoSopa to its knees.
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This is it, people.
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This is what we've all been working for.
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The future of our town depends on us
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being on our best behavior.
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No swearing, no weirdness, and no speeches!
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He's coming!
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Go, go! Everyone in place!
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♪ He's got the whole
world in his hands ♪
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♪ He's got the whole,
wide world in his hands ♪
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♪ He's got the whole
world in his hands ♪
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♪ He's got the whole
world in his hands ♪
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Hello, sir.
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On behalf of everyone here in South Park,
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please let me say we are very excited
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to be in consideration...
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Everyone, please go about your business.
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I need to see this town
in its normal goings-on
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to see if it is indeed a Whole Foods town.
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Okay. Looking good, child-labor force!
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We gonna make City Wok
updated and beautiful!
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♪ Let's go, child-labor force!
Let's go! ♪
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No, no, Dennis. You don't use
too much cleaner on the table.
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That stuff expensive.
Now listen, everybody!
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This is the big day.
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We gonna take the business
back from SodoSopa!
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And how we gonna do it, child-labor force?
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That's right...
By taking pride in our work!
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With the way this place is looking,
we gonna have people rushing in any second!
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Okay, everyone,
go about your business.
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Oh, here they come!
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Everyone, act normal!
No, don't act normal, act good!
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There they go. Wait, wait!
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City Wok! Take your order, please!
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Take...
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Take order, please?
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The previous principal
of the school was let go
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so that someone more
progressive could take over.
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Hey, bro. I'm the new principal of the
school. My name's PC Principal.
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PC Principal. I like that.
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So, you've just recently moved here?
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That's right.
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And do you believe this town
is deserving of a Whole Foods?
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You know, I think it's changed a lot.
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I really do. I've seen some real progress.
248
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Definitely had some holdouts,
249
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people that went kicking
and screaming into 2015,
250
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but, yes, I think they deserve it.
251
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Mm-hmm.
252
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Show me a classroom, please.
253
00:12:37,330 --> 00:12:40,763
But if Pluto isn't a planet,
who can tell me what it is?
254
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Oh, hello.
255
00:12:41,898 --> 00:12:44,050
This is our new fourth-grade teacher.
256
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She's very normal and professional.
257
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Please continue as if I am not here.
258
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Okay, so, uh, children,
259
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anyone want to tell me what
Pluto is classified as?
260
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Anybody?
261
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Okay.
262
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Well, Pluto is actually a dwarf planet.
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That means it's neither a
planet nor a natural satellite.
264
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Is there a reason the children with
disabilities and black child
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are front and center?
266
00:13:07,864 --> 00:13:10,115
Oh no, that's just where they always sit,
267
00:13:10,135 --> 00:13:13,579
next to our beloved Craig,
there, who is a homosexual.
268
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Smaller? Anyone want to take a guess?
269
00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:16,249
Mm-hmm.
270
00:13:16,251 --> 00:13:19,752
Uh, can... can I show you the
most exciting part of town?
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This is historic SodoSopa.
272
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It's our vibrant and charming
arts and foods district.
273
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Hmm.
274
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I enjoy how you've retained
the lower-income housing
275
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with the updated and
quaint urban developments.
276
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That's really what our town is about.
277
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Oh, hello again!
278
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Steven and I were just heading to SodoSopa
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to enjoy some specialty foods.
280
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Hmm.
281
00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:57,253
I have seen enough for today.
282
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I am weary. Where shall I sleep?
283
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Oh, yes, of course.
284
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Uh...
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Uh, well, tonight, you're at our Motel Six.
286
00:14:03,805 --> 00:14:06,039
But we'd like to show you the plans
287
00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:08,496
for something extremely exciting.
288
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:16,309
You can't say "excitement"
without saying "SodoSopa."
289
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The food, the art, the nightlife.
290
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With the Lofts and Residences at SodoSopa,
291
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all the action was just a few steps away.
292
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But what if you could actually live
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in the most central location
that SodoSopa has to offer?
294
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,348
Well, now you can.
295
00:14:33,368 --> 00:14:36,655
Announcing The Villas At Kenny's House,
296
00:14:36,698 --> 00:14:39,365
the most sought-after
address in all of South Park
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00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,501
for only the very privileged few.
298
00:14:41,536 --> 00:14:44,337
Now you can relax in your
state-of-the-art deck spa
299
00:14:44,372 --> 00:14:47,757
while taking in views of
that mixed SodoSopa culture.
300
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:49,042
Shut your damn mouth,
bitch!
301
00:14:49,094 --> 00:14:50,710
You shut your mouth, or I'll shut...
302
00:14:50,712 --> 00:14:52,211
But that's not all.
303
00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:54,847
The Villas At Kenny's House
will also feature access
304
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to a private fitness center, clubhouse,
305
00:14:57,268 --> 00:14:59,052
and so much more.
306
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Plus a breezeway to the
proposed Whole Foods
307
00:15:01,606 --> 00:15:02,889
just steps away.
308
00:15:02,891 --> 00:15:04,691
The Villas At Kenny's House...
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Welcome home.
310
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,790
Hey, that's okay, we close.
311
00:15:20,825 --> 00:15:22,951
All the other child labor go home.
312
00:15:22,971 --> 00:15:25,745
Mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm rm!
313
00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:29,358
I like you, Dennis.
314
00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:31,050
You work a-real hard.
315
00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:36,339
I wish I could give you more.
You deserve more.
316
00:15:37,592 --> 00:15:39,956
But I think I'm gonna have to shut down.
317
00:15:39,976 --> 00:15:44,423
Now that-a SodoSopa open,
I'm the shitty part of town!
318
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,600
And everyone hates the
shitty part of town.
319
00:15:47,935 --> 00:15:50,254
Mrph, mrph rmhmhm rm.
320
00:15:50,274 --> 00:15:53,875
Oh, what do you know about living
in the shitty part of town, Dennis?
321
00:15:54,826 --> 00:15:56,492
Mrph! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
322
00:15:56,528 --> 00:15:58,494
- You have idea?
- Mrph rmhmhm rm!
323
00:15:58,530 --> 00:16:00,446
Oh-ho, that's the spirit!
324
00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:01,948
Let's go, child labor!
325
00:16:02,805 --> 00:16:04,450
Let's go, child labor!
326
00:16:12,408 --> 00:16:14,343
So,
these are the cattle that the local shops
327
00:16:14,363 --> 00:16:16,701
and restaurants are supplied with?
328
00:16:16,721 --> 00:16:20,548
Uh, these are local cows, yes.
329
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,717
And where does the butchery take place?
330
00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:24,579
Uh, that's right over there.
331
00:16:28,227 --> 00:16:30,841
And are the bullets made
from reclaimed metals?
332
00:16:30,893 --> 00:16:32,241
I believe they are.
333
00:16:32,261 --> 00:16:34,623
- Rancher, could you make sure?
- Randy! Steven!
334
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:36,347
We've got a big problem!
335
00:16:36,349 --> 00:16:40,017
The owner of City Wok
has child labor making videos for him!
336
00:16:40,019 --> 00:16:40,995
What?!
337
00:16:41,015 --> 00:16:42,987
Oh, Jesus, we forgot all about that guy!
338
00:16:43,022 --> 00:16:44,010
Shh!
339
00:16:44,030 --> 00:16:45,251
It's all over the place!
340
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,969
He's trying to revitalize
his rundown neighborhood!
341
00:16:47,989 --> 00:16:51,932
Gah! Why do the economically challenged
always have to screw up everything?
342
00:16:51,952 --> 00:16:55,449
We're gonna head back to SodoSopa
for some curious fusion delights!
343
00:16:55,957 --> 00:16:58,650
Come on. We'll get that asshole!
344
00:16:59,941 --> 00:17:02,590
There's a new and exciting place
345
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:06,877
where people can gather to shop,
experience, and grow.
346
00:17:06,879 --> 00:17:11,682
This is an all-new
food-and-nightlife district.
347
00:17:11,718 --> 00:17:14,552
This is CtPaTown.
348
00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:16,387
Where else but CtPaTown
349
00:17:16,389 --> 00:17:17,869
can you get all the city hotspots
350
00:17:17,889 --> 00:17:20,661
and city food that South Park is known for?
351
00:17:20,681 --> 00:17:23,194
In the mood for some local seafood?
352
00:17:23,229 --> 00:17:27,898
Red Lobster has all the freshest
from Colorado's many oceans.
353
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:30,305
Or if a handcrafted ale is more your thing,
354
00:17:30,325 --> 00:17:32,303
head on down to Skeeter's Bar
355
00:17:32,323 --> 00:17:36,040
for local ales like Coors and Coors Light.
356
00:17:36,075 --> 00:17:39,577
And then of course, there's City Wok,
357
00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:42,569
South Park's historic Asian fusion landmark
358
00:17:42,589 --> 00:17:45,916
featuring City Chicken and City Sour Soup.
359
00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:49,571
The state-of-the-art toilet
is designed for men and women
360
00:17:49,591 --> 00:17:54,490
and is a great place for you to squeeze out
all the city food you've enjoyed.
361
00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:58,881
Now South Park has another neighborhood
to mingle and relax.
362
00:17:58,901 --> 00:18:00,648
CtPaTown...
363
00:18:00,683 --> 00:18:02,483
Welcome home.
364
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,622
Oh, boy!
365
00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:06,471
Get ready, child-labor force!
366
00:18:06,491 --> 00:18:09,490
Any minute now,
we gonna have customers up our ass!
367
00:18:09,525 --> 00:18:10,741
- Get him!
- There he is!
368
00:18:10,777 --> 00:18:12,201
That son a bitch! Get him! Stop him!
369
00:18:12,245 --> 00:18:13,578
Oh, boy, here they come!
370
00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:14,795
You were right, Dennis!
371
00:18:14,831 --> 00:18:16,747
CtPaTown commercial did the trick!
372
00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:19,050
Get ready for customers, child-labor force!
373
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,554
Welcome City Wok!
Take your order pleeaaahhh!
374
00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:25,473
Mrph rmhmhm?!
375
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,425
All right,
take these kids and hide them in the...
376
00:18:27,477 --> 00:18:29,143
Mrph rmhmhm rm? Mrph rmhmhm rm!
377
00:18:29,179 --> 00:18:31,262
Ow! You little...
378
00:18:31,314 --> 00:18:32,263
Get him!
379
00:18:38,188 --> 00:18:40,104
Fight, child-labor force!
380
00:18:40,106 --> 00:18:41,599
Frank, to the left!
381
00:18:42,659 --> 00:18:44,992
Ahem! Ahe-hem!
382
00:18:54,018 --> 00:18:56,337
I've never seen a town put so much energy
383
00:18:56,372 --> 00:19:00,458
into displaying an exaggerated
sense of social consciousness.
384
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,127
Congratulations. You have your Whole Foods.
385
00:19:09,686 --> 00:19:12,186
Wait, wait! Anybody want a City Chicken?
386
00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:13,398
Anybody?
387
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:16,274
Take a order, please?!
388
00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:19,360
I'm sorry, Dennis.
389
00:19:19,395 --> 00:19:21,946
You really tried to help.
390
00:19:21,981 --> 00:19:24,482
I guess it's over.
391
00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:26,200
Come on inside.
392
00:19:26,236 --> 00:19:29,620
I'll pay you the child-labor
wage you deserve.
393
00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:43,384
Well, did you make any money?
394
00:19:44,168 --> 00:19:46,220
Mrph, rmhmhm rm.
395
00:19:48,174 --> 00:19:49,591
Ha! Told ya!
396
00:19:49,611 --> 00:19:52,343
That's how it works in this damn country.
397
00:19:56,414 --> 00:19:58,598
What are you doing, Kenny?
398
00:20:02,842 --> 00:20:04,689
Wow!
399
00:20:06,627 --> 00:20:08,759
This is mine?
400
00:20:08,795 --> 00:20:10,728
Mrph rmhmhm, rm.
401
00:20:14,706 --> 00:20:16,801
Hi!
402
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:08,135
There's a time when a town
becomes more than it was.
403
00:21:09,063 --> 00:21:11,198
When the people take that bold step
404
00:21:11,218 --> 00:21:14,091
into making things better.
405
00:21:14,143 --> 00:21:16,143
To progress.
406
00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:17,762
To change.
407
00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:21,148
To not be what you were in the past.
408
00:21:21,184 --> 00:21:22,801
This is a new place.
409
00:21:22,821 --> 00:21:24,985
Ready for the next decade.
410
00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:29,104
Updated, revitalized, and ready to fit in
411
00:21:29,124 --> 00:21:31,909
with the most progressive towns in America.
412
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:34,453
This is South Park.
413
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,443
Welcome home.
414
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,457
Are the Mexicans actually staying?
415
00:21:39,477 --> 00:21:41,206
Shh.
416
00:21:41,703 --> 00:21:44,669
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