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SOUTH PARK 1807
http://south-park.cz/
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Jedu do South Parku,
chci si trochu orazit.
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V�ude sam� ��astn� tv��.
Skromn� lidi neznaj z.
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Jedu do South Parku,
starosti nech�m za sebou.
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Zaparkovat v�dy se d�.
V�ichni zdrav�j zvesela.
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Jedu do South Parku,
trochu si tam povyraz�m.
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Poje� se mnou do South Parku
za prima p��teli.
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Je to tak realistick�.
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ڞasn�, jako bych tam byl.
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Vid�m kamar�dy ze �koly.
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Dokonce i sv� ruky.
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M�l jsi pravdu,
m��u se i dot�kat.
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Buttersi, co to d�l�?
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Dot�k�m se Stana,
je jak skute�n�.
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Par�da, Buttersi.
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Pokra�uj chodbou. Tv� zn�mky
�ivota vypadaj� dob�e.
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Co vid� te�?
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Dal�� ��st �koly.
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- Co d�l�, Buttersi?
- �kolu a d�ti.
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Nesly��m zvuky
krom� tv�ho hlasu.
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Jo, zat�m nepracovali
na audiu, ale...
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Je kurevsky blbej.
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Nejsp� brzy bude.
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Tak to u� sta�ilo.
M�m trochu z�vra� a...
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- Buttersi, ne, zbl�znil ses?
- Co?
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Co jsem ti ��kal o sund�n�
sluch�tek mimo st�edisko?
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To by mi roz�t�pilo neurony
a zam�chalo s mozkem.
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- Zapomn�l jsem.
- Zapomn�l jsi na rozkol neuron�?
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- A nezapomn�l jsi na to, �e smrt
ve virtu�ln� realit� je skute�n�? - Promi�.
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- Mus� se vr�tit ke mn�.
Zvl�dne� to? - Jo.
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M�me osm minut p�ed vybit�m
baterek. Posp� si.
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Panebo�e.
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- Vr�til jsem se do tv�ho pokoje.
- Dob�e, posa� se k po��ta�i.
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A te� st�hni okno pr�zoru.
Zvl�d�me to.
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Okno pr�zoru sta�eno.
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V�tej zp�tky, vole.
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To byla par�da.
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- Jak se c�t�? V po��dku?
- S�hl jsem Wendy na prso.
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A pak si sundal br�le z obchodu
a zahl�sil: �P�ni, jsem zp�t.�
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Nen� tohle nej��asn�j��
v�c v�ech dob?
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P�ipad� mi to typick�.
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No tak, tohle je milovan� r�na
k Buttersovu utrpen�.
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- R�na z milosti, Cartmane.
- D�ky, Kyle.
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Chud�k Butters,
nem��e� ho nechat?
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Butters je h�up a jednou
za �as si zaslou�� sejmout.
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Ericu, co jsi �ekl �editelce
o zme�kan� prvn� hodin�?
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Ne �e bychom d�lali
n�co zaj�mav�ho, �e ne?
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�e jsem zaspal
a �e se to u� nestane.
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V�, co jsem j� pov�d�l?
Ptala se m� a j� na to:
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�V podstat� jsem byl ve �kole.�
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Promi�te n�m,
ale v�me n�co, co vy ne.
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Ne �e by to st�lo
za �e�, �e jo?
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- P�esn� tak, Buttersi.
Jsou �pln� pitom�. - Jo.
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Vid�te, je to h�up.
A� si nasere.
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Virtu�ln� sv�t se s ka�dou
n�v�t�vou st�v� nebezpe�n�j��m.
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Jsi si naprosto jist�,
�e to chce� podniknout?
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Ne stoprocentn�.
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Deset procent sta��.
Tady m�.
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Dobr�. Subjekt je p�ipraven.
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Tak jo, startuji
st�ejn� kompetence.
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Stavebn� r�mec je k online.
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Zn�mky �ivota norm�ln�.
Prozat�mn� status?
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Prozat�mn� status je �jdeme�.
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Digit�ln� odchylka
v parametru alfa.
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P��prava na pln�
grafick� rozhran�.
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P�t, �ty�i, t�i, dva,
jedna, te�.
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Funguje to. Jsem zp�tky.
V�echny syst�my v norm�.
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Dob�e, Buttersi, za sebou
m� dve�e. Vyjdi jimi ven.
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Vych�z�m.
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V�echno vypad� dob�e.
Vede� si skv�le. Do pr�ce.
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Tak jo.
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Kolik toho m�m odklidit?
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Vede� si skv�le.
�rove� m� skoro hotovou,
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jenom po��dn� o�isti cestu
a chodn�k od virtu�ln�ho sn�hu.
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Tak jo. Je to tak realistick�.
I kdy� sn�h vypad� fale�n�.
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Dob�e, u� to bude v�echno.
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Tak jo, n�dhera. Te� b� ke dve��m
a zazvo�. V t�hle ��sti sb�r� pen�ze.
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Je tu star� tlust� pan�.
Dr�� pen�ze pro m�.
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Vezmi si je.
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Dobr�, m�m je.
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M� pen�ze? Par�da.
Te� se vra� k p��stupov�mu bodu.
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U�? To ne.
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Z�brany nesrovnalost�
osciluj�. Mus� se vr�tit.
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Vrac� se, Buttersi?
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Buttersi?
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Buttersi, m�l by ses vr�tit.
Jde� mimo s�.
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Promi�, Ericu, mus�m za��dit
je�t� jednu mali�kost.
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Tady jsi, chlap�e.
Co si mysl�, �e d�l�?
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Ahoj, tati.
To jsem j�, Butters.
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- To v�m. - To m�
za v�echny ty zarachy.
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Jako bych c�til
na sv� p�sti jeho koule.
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Ha, ha, jak se
ti to l�bilo, tati?
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Buttersi, pro�? Panebo�e.
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To bylo ��asn�.
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Buttersi, vra� se
do p��stupov�ho bodu.
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C�t�m se ohromn�.
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Vr�til jsem se ven.
Jsem zl� chlap.
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Sly��te m�?
Tady m�te, vy hloup� auta!
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Co to sakra d�l�, chlap�e?
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Buttersi, sta�ilo. Vra� se.
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A kdo je tu te� ��f? Vezmu si jeho v�z,
je to jako Grand Theft Auto.
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Hej!
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Ty jo, te� jsem v aut�.
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Do prdele.
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Buttersi, kde jsi te�?
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Jsem ve �patn� ��sti m�sta.
Trefil jsem kandel�br.
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U� stoj�m na noh�ch.
Par�da, je tu prostitutka.
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Buttersi, zklidn�me to, dob�e?
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Zbiju ji a vezmu j� pen�ze.
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�ekej.
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- Tady m�, ty �lapko!
- Co d�l�, zmrde?
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Beru ti pen�ze. Bodla m�.
�lapka m� pobodala.
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Buttersi, vra� se ke mn�.
P�echody ztr�c� stabilitu.
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Nem��u po��dn� d�chat, Ericu.
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Nevid�m. Jsi tam?
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Mysl�m, �e jsem to p�ehnal.
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Mus�m si to sundat.
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Co to sakra m� b�t?
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Buttersi?
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Buttersi?
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M� velk� �t�st�, mlad�ku.
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Utrp�l jsi n�kolik vlasov�ch zlomenin,
ale n�� minul slezinu o centimetr.
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Nemyslel jsem, �e by m� mohl zranit.
Byla to jenom virtu�ln� realita.
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Ne, opravdu t� bodla �lapka.
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Zavolali jsme rodi�e
a ti jsou na cest�.
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Tv�j t�ta ti vzkazuje, �e m� v�t��ho
zaracha, ne� si m��e� p�edstavit.
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- A kruci. - Odpo��vej, ne� p�ijedou
rodi�e a d�me to do po��dku.
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To jsem zv�dav,
dokdy budu m�t zaracha.
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Buttersi.
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- Jsi v po��dku?
- Ericu, co tu d�l�?
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- Nejsem tu, Buttersi.
- Co�e?
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00:07:03,276 --> 00:07:07,030
Bude to t�k� k pochopen�,
ale byl jsi uv�zn�n v simulaci.
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00:07:07,130 --> 00:07:09,235
Nic z tohohle nen� skute�n�.
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- Ne-�.
- Jo-�.
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Nikdy sis nem�l sundat sluch�tka
mimo p��stupov� bod, co?
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Ve skute�nosti se nal�z�me u m� doma.
Mluv�m k tob� jako po��ta�ov� program.
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Proto m��u ovl�dat realitu.
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Co?
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V tomto sv�t� v�ci nejsou t�m,
��m se zdaj� b�ti.
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Tak jo, p�esta�.
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Poslouchej m� dob�e.
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Kompromitace Ocula byla ���ena.
Nem��e� tu nikomu v��it.
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Oculus Rift mus�
z�stat utajen.
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Kdyby to v�d�li,
zabili by t�.
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Jak to v�?
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Jak bych mohl v�d�t,
�e sestra vejde t�mito dve�mi?
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00:07:51,161 --> 00:07:52,621
V�echno v po��dku?
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Ano. V�echno v cajku.
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Dobr�.
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- Buttersi.
- Ne!
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Vr�t�m t� do reality,
ale mus� mi d�t �as.
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00:08:01,779 --> 00:08:03,705
Mus�m j�t, parametry
Orionu se lep��.
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00:08:03,805 --> 00:08:05,314
Bu� ticho.
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00:08:13,807 --> 00:08:16,638
Jsi ��astn�, Cartmane?
Butters je �pln� traumatizovan�.
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00:08:16,738 --> 00:08:18,545
Jsem ��astn�, �e mi to pro�lo.
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00:08:20,511 --> 00:08:22,508
Co za p�edvolbu je +91?
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00:08:22,729 --> 00:08:23,729
Hal�?
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00:08:23,829 --> 00:08:27,246
Hal�, tady Steve
ze z�kaznick�ho servisu Ocula.
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00:08:27,346 --> 00:08:30,613
Vypad� to, �e je chyba v na�ich
virtu�ln�ch br�l�ch.
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00:08:30,713 --> 00:08:35,053
A jm�nem spole�nosti bych
se r�d omluvil a zkusil pomoct.
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00:08:35,351 --> 00:08:38,330
- S ��m? - Bude to pro v�s
velice nep��jemn�,
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ale br�le, kter� jste si
u n�s objednal, jsou vadn�.
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Zrovna te� jste ve sv�m pokoji
u po��ta�e s virtu�ln�mi br�lemi,
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ale v transu p�ipom�naj�c�
k�ma, p��teli.
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Naser si.
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Rozum�m va�emu
�oku, p��teli.
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00:08:54,164 --> 00:08:57,967
Byl jste v�ak ve virtu�ln�m sv�t�
dlouho natolik, �e jste zapomn�l.
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M�l bys ho nejsp� poslechnout.
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00:09:00,112 --> 00:09:03,331
Blbnul jsem s Buttersem,
ale jsem lapen ve virtu�ln� realit�.
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00:09:03,431 --> 00:09:07,264
Lid�, se kter�mi mluv�te, jsou jen
po��ta�ov� programy, p��teli.
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00:09:07,443 --> 00:09:09,648
Kluci, �ekn�te mu,
�e nejste programy.
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00:09:10,661 --> 00:09:11,793
T�eba jsme.
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00:09:12,925 --> 00:09:15,071
Kyle, nechovej se
zrovna te� jak kokot.
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00:09:15,171 --> 00:09:18,170
V�m, �e to je pro v�s t�k�,
nem�me v�ak moc �asu.
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00:09:18,270 --> 00:09:19,928
Mysl�te si, �e jsem tak hloup�?
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00:09:20,028 --> 00:09:24,487
�e v�m uv���m, �e jsem celou dobu �il
v jak�si fantastick� virtu�ln� realit�?
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Naserte si.
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Ericu, drahou�ku.
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Ericu?
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Zlat��ko, t�ch devaten�ct hodin
u po��ta�e u� nejsp� sta�ilo.
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V�m, �e jsi necht�l,
abych t� ru�ila,
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ale maminka myslela,
�e bys mohl cht�t j�st.
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Dobr�, nech�m ti to tady.
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P�jdu na kut�.
Maminka t� miluje.
185
00:09:55,715 --> 00:09:58,605
Co za osobu
jsme to vychovali?
186
00:09:58,705 --> 00:10:01,347
Mysl�, �e sv�t tu je
pro tv� pobaven�?
187
00:10:01,447 --> 00:10:05,816
Neopust� tuhle m�stnost a m�
zak�z�no pou��vat telefon a po��ta�.
188
00:10:05,916 --> 00:10:08,737
Pros�m, to nem��ete.
Mus�m zjistit, jak z toho ven.
189
00:10:08,837 --> 00:10:12,044
Ale ne, chlap�e,
m� zaracha.
190
00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,430
Vyjeb�v� se mnou?
191
00:10:22,443 --> 00:10:24,172
Co? Co t�m mysl�?
192
00:10:24,272 --> 00:10:26,138
Buttersi, v�n�.
Vyjeb�v� se mnou?
193
00:10:26,317 --> 00:10:29,118
- Nerozum�m ti.
- Pokud jo, nen� to v pohod�.
194
00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,307
��kal jsi, �e m� dostane�
z virtu�ln�ho sv�ta.
195
00:10:32,407 --> 00:10:34,690
Mluvil jsem se
z�kaznick�m servisem Ocula
196
00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:38,057
a podle nich jsem se j�
zapomn�l ve virtu�ln� realit�.
197
00:10:38,157 --> 00:10:41,007
- V�n�? To je �leva.
- Tak �leva, jo?
198
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:44,036
Pokud jsem se j� zasekl
ve virtu�ln� realit�,
199
00:10:44,136 --> 00:10:45,984
tak jsi po��ta�ov� program.
200
00:10:46,084 --> 00:10:47,414
- Panebo�e.
- Je to tak.
201
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,953
- Panebo�e.
- Je to tak.
202
00:10:49,053 --> 00:10:51,675
A te� p�esta� �a�kovat,
abych ti mohl pomoct.
203
00:10:51,775 --> 00:10:55,072
- ��kal jsem, �e smrt ve virtu�ln�
realit� je skute�n�? - Jo.
204
00:10:55,172 --> 00:10:59,333
A dostat zaracha ve virtu�ln�
realit� je skute�n� a v��n�.
205
00:11:04,101 --> 00:11:07,945
- Hal�? - Kyle, tady Butters.
M�m zaracha.
206
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,014
- Zase?
- Ne, asi nerozum�.
207
00:11:11,114 --> 00:11:13,427
Tentokr�t jsem dostal
zaracha bezd�vodn�.
208
00:11:13,527 --> 00:11:15,543
Nic jsem neprovedl, Kyle.
209
00:11:16,079 --> 00:11:18,195
Nejsp� se d�je
n�co nadp�irozen�ho.
210
00:11:18,295 --> 00:11:20,281
Zeptal jsem se t�ty,
pro� m�m zaracha,
211
00:11:20,381 --> 00:11:23,082
a on na to, �e takov�
ot�zky dostanu dal��ho.
212
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,423
Ned�v� to smysl.
213
00:11:24,523 --> 00:11:27,462
Buttersi, m�m te� napilno.
214
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:30,431
Pros�m, jd�te do Cartmanova
domu, mysl�m, �e odpov��...
215
00:11:30,531 --> 00:11:32,170
Buttersi? Kdo je tam?
216
00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:48,291
Na�el jsi takhle Cartmana a podle
tebe se zasekl ve virtu�ln� realit�?
217
00:11:50,883 --> 00:11:52,999
Naser si.
218
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:54,846
Vst�vej, Cartmane.
219
00:11:55,919 --> 00:11:57,468
Vezmeme ho do nemocnice.
220
00:11:57,568 --> 00:12:00,061
Sly�el jsi, �pekoune?
P�jde� do nemocnice.
221
00:12:00,161 --> 00:12:01,849
Kyle, t�eba to je doopravdy.
222
00:12:02,951 --> 00:12:04,620
Naser si, pokud v tom m� prsty.
223
00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:05,841
V �em?
224
00:12:06,914 --> 00:12:09,268
Aha, naser si.
225
00:12:09,507 --> 00:12:14,423
Omlouv�m se, ale letenky
do byznys t��dy nelze refundovat.
226
00:12:14,523 --> 00:12:16,718
Ano, nem��eme
s t�m nic ud�lat.
227
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,651
Dobr�. Uspokojil jsem v�echny va�e
z�kaznick� obavy p��hodn� a zdvo�ile?
228
00:12:20,751 --> 00:12:23,035
D�kujeme za kontaktov�n�
korejsk�ch aerolinek.
229
00:12:23,135 --> 00:12:25,746
Z�kaznick� servis
El Pollo Loco, tady Steve.
230
00:12:25,955 --> 00:12:28,786
Sna��me se dovolat
na z�kaznick� servis Ocula.
231
00:12:28,886 --> 00:12:30,931
Dob�e, p��teli.
232
00:12:31,031 --> 00:12:33,255
Z�kaznick� servis Ocula,
tady Steve.
233
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:35,013
N� kamar�d
byl poh�e�ov�n,
234
00:12:35,113 --> 00:12:37,725
a my ho na�li v k�matu
s va��m v�robkem.
235
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:41,260
- �, ano. Jak se jmenujete,
pros�m? - Kyle.
236
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,727
Kyle, mus�m v�s upozornit,
�e tento hovor bude nahr�v�n
237
00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:48,303
pro zlep�en� kvality
z�kaznick�ho servisu. Souhlas�te?
238
00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:51,521
- Je mi to fuk.
- Je mu to fuk, m��u pokra�ovat.
239
00:12:51,621 --> 00:12:53,935
Dobr�, poslouchejte
pozorn�, p��teli.
240
00:12:54,035 --> 00:12:57,272
Br�le, kter� jsme v�m
prodali, maj� men�� obt�e.
241
00:12:57,372 --> 00:12:59,567
To, �e se zasekl
ve virtu�ln� realit�?
242
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:03,619
Ano, a proto hled�me v�echny
v�robky a stahujeme je z ob�hu.
243
00:13:03,719 --> 00:13:06,867
Rozum�te? Je to
kompletn� stahov�n�.
244
00:13:08,357 --> 00:13:10,085
Naserte si.
245
00:13:10,185 --> 00:13:13,274
- Pro� si m� nasrat?
- Pr� m� kompletn� stahov�n�.
246
00:13:13,374 --> 00:13:14,734
A� si nasere.
247
00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:17,147
Dobr�. Postaral jsem
se o v�echny va�e
248
00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:19,710
z�kaznick� pot�eby
p��hodn� a uspokojiv�?
249
00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:21,319
Nic jste zat�m neud�lal.
250
00:13:21,419 --> 00:13:24,209
Jde o z�kaznick� servis.
Byl spolehliv� a rozpt�lil
251
00:13:24,309 --> 00:13:26,951
v�echny va�e z�kaznick�
obavy p�esn� a zdvo�ile?
252
00:13:27,051 --> 00:13:29,037
Pomozte n�m,
m�me kamar�da v k�matu.
253
00:13:29,137 --> 00:13:33,625
Pod�vejme, vypad� to, �e n�kdo
z v�s bude muset nav�t�vit
254
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:38,393
virtu�ln� sv�t a p�esv�d�it ho,
aby nav�t�vil p��stupov� bod.
255
00:13:38,493 --> 00:13:39,883
M��ete to zkusit, p��teli?
256
00:13:45,664 --> 00:13:48,077
Nevad�, v�echno je v pohod�.
257
00:13:48,177 --> 00:13:50,789
Nenechej se od nikoho zblbnout
a bude to v po��dku.
258
00:13:50,889 --> 00:13:52,815
Jsi �vih�k, Eriku.
259
00:13:56,212 --> 00:13:58,298
Nazdar, Cartmane,
mus�me si promluvit.
260
00:13:58,398 --> 00:14:00,712
V�m. Poj�me na dvorek.
261
00:14:05,181 --> 00:14:08,965
Cartmane, n�co ti �eknu,
a pot�ebuji, abys mi v��il.
262
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,843
I kdy� to bude
zn�t neskute�n�.
263
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:12,379
Dobr�, Kyle.
264
00:14:12,839 --> 00:14:14,031
Tak do toho.
265
00:14:14,627 --> 00:14:17,249
Cartmane, ve skute�nosti tu nejsi.
266
00:14:19,365 --> 00:14:21,183
A jak to m��e� v�d�t, Kyle?
267
00:14:21,283 --> 00:14:25,861
Proto�e jsem t� vid�l u tebe doma
v bezv�dom� s virtu�ln�mi br�lemi.
268
00:14:25,961 --> 00:14:30,539
Na z�kaznick� lince ��kali, �e t� m�
n�kdo z n�s nav�t�vit, a proto jsem tu.
269
00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:35,634
V�m, �e je to t�k� pochopit,
mus� mi v�ak v��it.
270
00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:38,584
A pro� by kluci
poslali tebe, Kyle?
271
00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:41,475
- Co t�m mysl�?
- Kyle, chci, abys mi v��il.
272
00:14:41,575 --> 00:14:47,315
Tohle bude t�k� k pochopen�,
ale v k�matu jsi s virtu�ln�mi br�lemi ty.
273
00:14:48,656 --> 00:14:49,656
Naser si.
274
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:53,066
V�m, �e to t�ko p�ijme�, ale m�
sem poslal z�kaznick� servis,
275
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:55,827
abych t� p�esv�d�il,
�e nic nen� skute�n�.
276
00:14:55,927 --> 00:14:57,893
To ty sis koupil br�le Oculus Rift.
277
00:14:57,993 --> 00:15:00,058
- P�esta� s t�m.
- Zklidni se.
278
00:15:00,158 --> 00:15:04,300
- Ne, nasadil jsem si ho a p�i�el...
- Ve virtu�ln� realit� ano.
279
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,773
Ne. Teprve pot� jsem
se objevil tady.
280
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,455
Byl jsi tady celou dobu,
p�em��lej nad t�m.
281
00:15:09,555 --> 00:15:14,371
Jsme rivalov�. Pro� by si kluci
mysleli, �e m� p�esv�d��?
282
00:15:15,116 --> 00:15:18,722
Naser si, pro� by poslali tebe,
abys m� p�esv�d�il?
283
00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:21,450
Do prdele.
284
00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:28,436
D�ky za zavol�n� Best Buy,
kam v�s mohu p�epojit?
285
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:32,686
Ano. Tady Kyle Broflovski. M��ete mi
��ct, jestli jsem zakoupil br�le Oculus?
286
00:15:32,786 --> 00:15:35,587
- Nebo jestli j�.
- Nebo jestli Eric Cartman?
287
00:15:35,687 --> 00:15:38,597
Pane, p�epoj�m v�s
na z�kaznick� servis, vydr�te.
288
00:15:41,309 --> 00:15:43,812
Z�kaznick� servis
Best Buy, tady Steve.
289
00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:48,669
Vole, co�e?
290
00:15:48,769 --> 00:15:52,870
Dobr� den. Tento hovor bude
nahr�v�n pro zlep�en� kvality servisu.
291
00:15:53,049 --> 00:15:55,403
Vole, tohle za��n� b�t divn�.
292
00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:04,461
Tohle bude b�je�n� j�dlo.
�koda, �e si ho neu�ije i Butters.
293
00:16:04,561 --> 00:16:07,352
Sly�� tohle, chlap�e?!
Bude� to m�t bez ve�e�e!
294
00:16:07,452 --> 00:16:10,659
M� zaracha, tak�e m��e�
j�t sp�t hladov�!
295
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:15,576
Lindo, nev�, pro�
m� zaracha? Co provedl?
296
00:16:15,676 --> 00:16:19,539
Nev�m, ty to
m� na starosti.
297
00:16:19,986 --> 00:16:25,409
Je to zvl�tn�, nepamatuji se
na konkr�tn� nep��stojnost,
298
00:16:25,648 --> 00:16:27,376
a z�rove� m� zaracha.
299
00:16:28,449 --> 00:16:31,428
A ��dn� h�zen� m��kem!
300
00:16:31,696 --> 00:16:34,646
Ne, zavolal jsem na z�kaznick�
servis, aby mi pomohl.
301
00:16:34,746 --> 00:16:36,702
Co m�m d�lat?
302
00:16:36,802 --> 00:16:38,312
Po�kat. Stane?
303
00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:42,513
Po�kej, je tohle moje virtu�ln�
realita, nebo Cartmanova?
304
00:16:42,613 --> 00:16:45,582
Ani jednoho. Mo�n� to pro v�s
bude t�k� k pochopen�,
305
00:16:45,682 --> 00:16:47,519
ale tohle je skute�nost.
306
00:16:48,264 --> 00:16:50,697
Ne, jak jsme na�li Cartmana,
nasadil jsem si...
307
00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:53,657
V�ichni jsme tu byli,
po celou dobu.
308
00:16:54,224 --> 00:16:57,114
Ty vole, to mus�
b�t skute�nost.
309
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,587
Byli jsme tu od za��tku.
310
00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:01,732
St��dali jsme se
u virtu�ln�ch br�l�.
311
00:17:01,832 --> 00:17:03,818
Ne, tohle je
virtu�ln� realita.
312
00:17:03,918 --> 00:17:07,364
- Jak to v�?
- Proto�e jsem po��ta�ov� program.
313
00:17:08,646 --> 00:17:12,132
- Krucin�l, Cartmane.
- P��sah�m, v��te mi.
314
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,724
Jsem program,
nejsem skute�n�.
315
00:17:14,824 --> 00:17:18,509
- L�e. - Nel�u. Zeptejte se
z�kaznick�ho servisu.
316
00:17:19,134 --> 00:17:22,204
Jak� bylo jm�no osoby,
kter� v�s poprv� kontaktovala?
317
00:17:22,304 --> 00:17:25,094
�, ano, na to zn�m odpov��.
318
00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:26,435
Jmenoval se...
319
00:17:27,269 --> 00:17:29,851
- Butters.
- Butters volal jako prvn�?
320
00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:33,318
Zodpov�d�l jsem v�echny va�e
ot�zky uspokojiv� a ochotn�?
321
00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:34,957
D�lejte, jdeme k Buttersovi.
322
00:17:35,523 --> 00:17:37,520
Hal�? P��teli?
323
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:41,214
P��teli, vypad� to na technick�
probl�m ve spojen�.
324
00:17:41,314 --> 00:17:44,164
Pros�m, vydr�te, zavol�m
z�kaznick� servis.
325
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,055
Hal�, z�kaznick� servis,
tady Steve.
326
00:17:47,155 --> 00:17:50,511
Hal�, tady Steve
ze z�kaznick�ho servisu.
327
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:54,027
Ne, p��teli, j� jsem
Steve ze z�kaznick�ho servisu.
328
00:17:54,127 --> 00:17:57,573
Poslouchej, p��teli, tohle se
bude �patn� ch�pat,
329
00:17:57,673 --> 00:18:00,225
Ale nic z toho, co vid�,
nen� skute�n�.
330
00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:04,695
- Ne, ne, ne...
- P��teli.
331
00:18:04,795 --> 00:18:08,330
Z�kazn�k ve virtu�ln� realit�
zavolal na z�kaznick� servis
332
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:12,115
a vytvo�il tak
nekone�nou smy�ku.
333
00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:15,810
Tady v Indii j�
��k�me vindaloop.
334
00:18:16,942 --> 00:18:19,624
Naser si.
335
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:24,362
Ne, nem��u si nasrat, proto�e j�
jsem ty a to bychom si nasrali oba.
336
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:29,338
A te�. Poskytl jsem odpov�di na va�e
dotazy ochotn�m a pohotov�m stylem?
337
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,152
Co t�m mysl�
�zodpov�d�l jsem dotazy�?
338
00:18:33,252 --> 00:18:35,863
Ne, nezodpov�d�l jsi nic.
339
00:18:35,963 --> 00:18:38,664
Poslouchej, kdybych
to nezodpov�d�l,
340
00:18:38,764 --> 00:18:41,138
m�li bychom �patn�
z�kaznick� servis.
341
00:18:41,238 --> 00:18:43,253
Ale nezodpov�d�l jsi
��dn� m� ot�zky.
342
00:18:43,353 --> 00:18:46,948
Co je d�le�it�j��: v�sledek,
nebo dobr� z�kaznick� servis?
343
00:18:47,048 --> 00:18:50,435
M� mysl, m� mysl
je nespokojen�.
344
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:54,725
Pokud m� Je�� neuzdrav�,
ur�it� um�u.
345
00:18:55,262 --> 00:18:56,262
Buttersi.
346
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,629
Vy tu nem��ete b�t.
347
00:18:58,748 --> 00:19:01,996
- Pro� ne? - Proto�e m�m zaracha,
to znamen� ��dn� n�v�t�vy.
348
00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:04,588
Kdy jsi volal
na z�kaznick� servis Ocula?
349
00:19:04,688 --> 00:19:06,406
Kdy� jsme si hr�li
s t�mi br�lemi.
350
00:19:06,506 --> 00:19:09,237
Nepamatujete si?
Blbli jsme s n�.
351
00:19:09,337 --> 00:19:11,144
Nejprve si hr�l,
pak trochu ��lel.
352
00:19:11,244 --> 00:19:15,167
Ve virtu�ln� realit� jsem dostal zaracha
a te� ho m�m i ve skute�nosti.
353
00:19:15,494 --> 00:19:17,938
- Tak�e jsme v�ichni
ve skute�n�m sv�t�? - Ano.
354
00:19:18,038 --> 00:19:21,990
Kluci. P�ijal jsem skute�nost,
�e jsem pouh� po��ta�ov� program.
355
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:28,416
Te� n�kdo z n�s m� na sob�
virtu�ln� br�le a j� to nejsem.
356
00:19:28,516 --> 00:19:32,241
Buttersi! Co tu d�laj�
tv� kamar�di?!
357
00:19:32,341 --> 00:19:33,582
Promi�, tati.
358
00:19:33,682 --> 00:19:37,396
- Hal�, p��teli, jsi tam je�t�?
- Ano, jsme tu.
359
00:19:37,496 --> 00:19:40,703
Poslouchejte pozorn�, p��teli.
Zasekl jste se v paradoxu.
360
00:19:40,803 --> 00:19:43,594
Jsou t�i v�ci, kter� nelze
d�lat ve virtu�ln� realit�.
361
00:19:43,694 --> 00:19:48,093
Nem��ete zem��t, dostat zaracha
a volat z�kaznick� servis.
362
00:19:48,193 --> 00:19:49,821
Proto m�te probl�m.
363
00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:51,103
Ty to prost� nech�pe�...
364
00:19:51,203 --> 00:19:54,410
Tak�e kolik z toho se
ud�lo ve virtu�ln� realit�?
365
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:59,018
To je jedno, z�le��
pouze na jedn� v�ci.
366
00:19:59,118 --> 00:20:03,190
- Na �em? - Zodpov�d�l jsem
dostate�n� va�e dotazy
367
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:05,376
a nab�dl dobr�
z�kaznick� servis?
368
00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:08,028
- To ned�v� smysl.
- Je to paradox.
369
00:20:08,128 --> 00:20:13,451
Pros�m, p��teli.
Nejsem re�ln�, vy tak� ne.
370
00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:17,205
Zodpov�d�l jsem va�e dotazy
a nab�dl dobr� z�kaznick� servis?
371
00:20:17,305 --> 00:20:18,625
Hovor m��e b�t nahr�v�n.
372
00:20:18,725 --> 00:20:20,394
Te� to schyt�!
373
00:20:20,494 --> 00:20:22,599
Ano. Zodpov�d�l jste
mi m� dotazy
374
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,608
a jsem spokojen� s poskytnut�m
z�kaznick�m servisem.
375
00:20:31,045 --> 00:20:32,045
Kluci?
376
00:20:32,968 --> 00:20:35,680
- Jste tam?
- Jsme tady. Vzpom�n� si?
377
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:38,153
Jo, vzpom�n�m. Vrac�m
se k p��stupov�mu bodu.
378
00:20:41,848 --> 00:20:44,709
- Panebo�e, Lindo.
- Co se d�je, Stephene?
379
00:20:44,809 --> 00:20:45,809
To Butters.
380
00:20:46,318 --> 00:20:48,970
- U� nem� zaracha.
- Nem�?
381
00:20:49,070 --> 00:20:51,026
Ne, mus�m mu ��ct.
382
00:20:52,396 --> 00:20:53,946
Buttersi?
383
00:20:56,181 --> 00:20:58,088
M��e� j�t ven
a hr�t si, synu.
384
00:20:58,356 --> 00:21:01,564
To jako u� nem�m zaracha?
385
00:21:01,664 --> 00:21:05,407
Ne. Nev�m pro� �i jak,
ale je po v�em.
386
00:21:05,507 --> 00:21:07,861
Zvl�dli to. Rozlouskli to.
387
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:09,441
Jup�!
388
00:21:10,484 --> 00:21:12,897
Bl��m se ke stanovi�ti
alfa, jste tam?
389
00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:15,758
Sly��me. Je�t� kousek,
a� to m��eme ukon�it.
390
00:21:16,741 --> 00:21:20,317
- Dobr�, jsem v Cartmanov� pokoji.
- Fajn, sedni si k po��ta�i.
391
00:21:21,956 --> 00:21:23,863
Sundej si virtu�ln� br�le.
392
00:21:28,452 --> 00:21:32,534
Tak�e krom� t�ch kravin,
co ��k� na Ocula?
393
00:21:33,368 --> 00:21:35,097
Je to par�da.
394
00:21:35,812 --> 00:21:37,570
Ale grafika stoj� za prd.
395
00:21:37,987 --> 00:21:41,987
Titulky: ShadoW
396
00:21:42,457 --> 00:21:44,870
Kluci, u� nem�m zaracha.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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