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SOUTH PARK 1112
http://south-park.cz/
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Jedu do South Parku,
chci si trochu orazit.
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V�ude sam� ��astn� tv��.
Skromn� lidi neznaj z.
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Jedu do South Parku,
starosti nech�m za sebou.
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Zaparkovat v�dy se d�.
V�ichni zdrav�j zvesela.
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Jedu do South Parku,
trochu si tam povyraz�m.
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Poje� se mnou do South Parku
za prima p��teli.
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��e p�edstav b�vala ��astn� m�sto.
Ale pak za�to�ili terorist�.
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A mnoho z n�s bylo zabito.
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Bari�ra byla zni�ena a t�m byly
vypu�t�ny v�echny zl� postavy.
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Nyn� se odehraje
na�e z�v�re�n� bitva.
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Zl� postavy pochoduj� sm�rem
k n�m s �myslem n�s v�echny pob�t.
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To bude z�bava, co?
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P�ipravujeme se na bitvu,
kterou nem��eme vyhr�t.
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Mil� a ply�ov� postavy,
kter� nikdy nedr�ely zbra�,
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mus� nyn� bojovat o vlastn� �ivot.
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Po�etn� je n�s m�lo,
ale m�me jednu nad�ji.
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A tou jsi ty, chlap�e.
Jedin� ty n�m m��e� pomoct vyhr�t.
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A co j� zm��u?
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M� s�lu, kter�
mus� nejprve porozum�t.
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EPIZODA III
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Zp�tky!
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Pod�vejte, tady!
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Vid�te to?
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Co v�m to p�ipom�n�?
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To je lidoprasomedv�d!
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J� v�m ��kal, �e existuje.
Pod�vejte se znovu.
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Tady, nap�l �lov�k, nap�l
medv�d a nap�l prase. Vid�te?
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Ano, vid�me, pane Gore.
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D�je se n�co velk�ho a americk�
lid se o tom mus� dozv�d�t! Odl�t�m!
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Uzdravuje se,
ale jeho mozek za�il �ok.
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Ten hoch ��k�,
�e sly�� imagin�rn� hlasy.
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Hal�? Je tu n�kdo?
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- Stane?
- Hal�?
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- Stane?
- Dobr� jitro, Kyle. Jakpak n�m je?
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- Cartmane, co se stalo?
- Co se stalo?
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Vsadil ses se mnou,
�e leprik�ni neexistujou.
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A kdybych to dok�zal,
tak mi bude� l�zat koule.
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Ne, co se stalo v Pentagonu?
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Nenam�hej se, Kyle.
Pod�vej, co jsem ti ud�lal.
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Poh�r. M� na sob� polevu,
�lehanou zmrzlinu a t�e�ni�ku.
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Ale n�co tomu chyb�, nemysl�, Kyle?
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Co je�t� pat�� do poh�ru
krom� polevy a �lehan� zmrzliny?
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Poleva, �lehan� zmrzlina.
Co se je�t� d�v� na poh�r?
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Co je�t� p�ijde na poh�r
krom� polevy, �leha�ky...
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�, u� to m�m! Moje koule!
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Cartmane, co se tam d�je?
Co se stalo Stanovi?
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Vcucl ho ten port�l,
kterej te� cht�j� odp�lit.
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Jsi nachystanej na
svou velkou fotku, Kyle?
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- Co t�m mysl�? Stan je v nebezpe��?
- Nem�� t�ma, Kyle.
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Skoro se ti povedlo dostat se z t�hle
postele, ale te� je �as se vyrovnat.
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P�iprav se na sv�j poh�r,
Kyle. S p�rem o�ech� nav�c.
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Aslane, zl� postavy
jsou u� skoro tady!
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Po�lete v�echny na boji�t�!
Ubra�te hradby!
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Rychle, chlap�e,
pot�ebujeme tvoje s�ly!
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Jak� s�ly? Nerozum�m tomu.
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Ty jsi skute�n�, jsi stvo�itel.
Tak�e zde dok�e� v�ci uskute�nit.
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- Fakt?
- Terorist� zabili Santa Clause.
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Jako prvn� pot�ebujeme,
abys ho p�ivedl zp�tky.
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Jak?
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Mus� soust�edit svoji mysl.
P�edstav si Santu a nic jin�ho.
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Jak se m�m soust�edit,
kdy� se tu d�jou takov� kraviny?
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Mysli pouze na jednu v�c.
P�edstav si ji, uv�� v ni.
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To, co p�evl�d�
v tv� mysli, se uskute�n�.
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Buttersi, m� zaracha, mladej! Sly��?
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- Zaracha!
- Ne! Ne! Ne!
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Co to d�l�? Pot�ebujeme Santu!
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- J� se sna��m!
- No tak, p�edstav si ho! V�� v n�j!
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Mus� v n�j v��it!
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V�� v Santu! Okam�it�!
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Kene, m��e� je�t� tohle doladit?
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Hled��ek nastav�me na 5-6-8.
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Cartmane, bude� u� zticha?
Sna��m se zjistit, co se d�je.
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Odehr�l se dal�� teroristick� �tok.
Tentokr�t na na�i p�edstavivost.
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Al Gore uk�zal tento z�znam ve�ejnosti.
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��m� vyvolal ot�zky ka�d�ho,
koho zaj�m�, co se d�je.
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Cht�li jsme to udr�et v tajnosti,
dokud nebude po v�em, ale...
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p�ed dv�ma dny prob�hl teroristick�
�tok na na�i p�edstavivost
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a na�e p�edstavy zdivo�ely.
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Na�e p�edstavy zdivo�ely
a n�m to nikdo ne�ekl?
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T�mto �tokem terorist� vyhm�tli
na�e nejzraniteln�j�� m�sto.
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A my usoudili, �e nejlep�� �e�en�
bude odp�lit na�i p�edstavivost.
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Je to opravdu moudr�?
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Nen� ��dn� m�rn�j�� cesta,
jak zkrotit na�e p�edstavy?
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Nezkus�me poslat port�lem Kurta
Russela, aby se pokusil domluvit...
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To u� jsme zkusili
a zn�silnila ho v�no�n� zv���tka!
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Pentagon tvrd�, �e pon�vad�
smy�len� v�ci nejsou skute�n�,
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vl�da nepot�ebuje schv�len�
sen�tu k odp�len� atomovky.
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To je blbost, ���e!
Nem��e� odp�lit na�e p�edstavy!
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Neodpaluj na�i p�edstavivost, br�cho!
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Miku, m� arm�da pravomoc
k odp�len� na�� p�edstavivosti?
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Rozhodn� nem�, Stevene,
a budou m�t velk� probl�m,
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proto�e vl�da u� vydala precedens,
�e smy�len� postavy jsou skute�n�.
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Nar��m na slavn� p��pad
Cartman vs. Broflovski,
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kde soud rozhodl ve prosp�ch
�alobce, kter� vid�l leprik�na.
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Ano, mysl�m, �e ob�alovan�
musel ol�zat �alobcovi koule.
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- To je pravda, Stevene.
- Pro l�sku bo��!
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- Hal�, sly�� m� n�kdo?
- Stane, jsi to ty?
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Kyle? Kde jsi? Nevid�m t�.
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Nejsem tam, jsem v nemocnici.
Sly��m t� ve sv�ch p�edstav�ch.
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- To d�v� smysl.
- Co se d�je?
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Jsem v Cukrov�m lese.
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Pr�v� jsem vid�l sv�zanou mrtvou
Jah�dku, jak m�la nachc�no v oku.
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Po�kej chv�li. Mysl�m,
�e dojde k n��emu velk�mu.
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- Zl� postavy jsou tady!
- Ubra�te Slun��kov� hrad!
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U� nen� �as! Mus� si srovnat svoje
p�edstavy a p�ivolat Santu zp�tky!
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Santa. Santa.
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Mysli. Veselej starej Santa.
�erven� oblek, b�l� vousy.
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�erven� oblek, b�l� vousy... Santa!
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Co te�? M� v obraze
moje koule a poh�r?
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�okuj�c� nov� v�voj ohledn�
odp�len� p�edstavivosti.
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Nejvy��� soud a vl�da prohl�sili,
�e smy�len� v�ci jsou ofici�ln� nere�ln�.
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T�m p�dem nen� pot�eba
souhlas k jejich odp�len�.
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- D�kuji.
- Ale ne.
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Tohle anuluje v�echny p�ede�l�
rozsudky stav�n� na p�edstav�ch,
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v�etn� slavn�ho kulol�zac�ho
p��padu Cartman vs. Broflovski.
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Co?
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Tak�e se zd�, �e vl�da bude
pokra�ovat v operaci nazvan�
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"Operace odp�len�
p�edstavivosti skrz port�l".
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- Kyle, co se d�je?
- Vl�da se chyst� odp�lit ��i p�edstav.
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- Co�e? To jim nesm� dovolit!
- A co m�m d�lat?
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Mus� je zastavit!
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- Co je tohle? Hej, jd�te pry�!
Nechte m� b�t! - Stane? Stane?
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- Kam jde�? - Zachr�nit Stana
a Butterse p�ed atomovkou!
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Tak fajn, ale nejd��v mi
mus� rychle ol�znout koule.
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- Ale nemus�m, rozsudek byl zm�n�n.
- M�li jsme dohodu, Kyle!
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Jo, �e leprik�ni jsou skute�n�.
A vl�da pr�v� vyhl�sila,
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�e nejsou, tak�e jsem m�l pravdu.
Je konec. Nemus�m ti l�zat koule.
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Tohle nen� konec!
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Je�t� ne. Ne�ekal jsem tak dlouho,
abych vid�l, jak z toho zase vybrusl�!
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Klidn� si b�. Ale p��sah�m na
sv�j �ivot, �e ne� skon�� tenhle den,
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bude� mi l�zat koule! P��sah�m!
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Pepek pot�ebuje v�c �pen�tu!
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- Dostal jsem jednoho!
- Nazd�rek!
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Prohr�v�me bitvu!
Je jich zkr�tka p��li�!
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- Tak�e bitva je ztracena.
- Po�kej, Aslane! Pod�vej!
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- Co se stalo?
- Dok�zal jsi to, chlap�e!
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Rychle, Santo!
Pot�ebuj� t� na bitevn�m poli!
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Co? Tak dob�e.
Uvoln�te Santovi cestu!
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Nyn� vid� sv�j potenci�l,
mlad� stvo�iteli.
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Ale pot�ebujem od tebe v�c,
jestli m�me dnes vyhr�t.
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Tahle oblast je nep��stupn�, chlape�ku.
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Pros�m, mus�m mluvil s lidma uvnit�.
Nem��ou odp�lit tu atomovku.
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Stoupni si za ��ru
s ostatn�ma protestuj�c�ma.
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��dn� bomby do na��
p�edstavivosti, br�cho!
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Vy to nech�pete! M�j k�mo� je
v ��i p�edstav! Sly��m ho v hlav�!
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Vy vyhulen� hip�ci tudy
neprojdete, tak za�a� zp�te�ku!
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Zastavte tu atomovku!
Zastavte tu atomovku!
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Co se tu d�je?
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Arm�da to mus� ud�lat. Je to jedin�
zp�sob, jak zab�t lidoprasomedv�da.
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Dob�e, Buttersi. P�edstav
si dal�� lu�i�tn�ky na hradb�ch.
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Aslane, prohr�v�me bitvu!
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Zvl�dli jsme odrazit up�ry a vlkodlaky,
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ale te� jsou na�i voj�ci
devastov�ni Zubn�mi kazy.
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Zubn�mi kazy?
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D�l�me d�ry do zub�!
D�l�me d�ry do zub�!
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- Co je dok�e zni�it?
- Jedin� Colgate Total!
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Rychle, mus� si
p�edstavit ob�� Colgate Total!
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Jo!
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Jeho schopnosti za��naj� s�lit.
Mo�n� je�t� m�me �anci.
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Aslane, chytli jsme �peha!
Sl�dil v Cukrov�m lese!
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Stane! Hele, zhmotnil jsem tu Stana!
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Ne, vcucl m� Projekt br�na
do p�edstavivosti v Pentagonu.
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Projekt br�na do p�edstavivosti?
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Nevad�, bitva je t�m�� vyhran�.
Vypo��d�me se s n�m pozd�ji.
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Vy to nech�pete. Maj� atomovku.
Vl�da to tu srovn� se zem�.
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- Co�e?
- Pro� by odpalovali ��i p�edstav?
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Aby ji u� teroristi
nemohli pou��t proti n�m.
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Dok�eme urovnat ��i p�edstav!
Vyvolen� jen pot�ebuje v�c �asu!
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- Vyvolen�?
- Jo, uk�zalo se, �e jsem kl��.
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Zah�jena sekvence pro odp�len� st�ely.
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Tak, lidi, chci to
odp�lit podle p�edpis�.
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- Pane, m�me naru�en� bezpe�nosti!
- Co�e?
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Neopr�vn�n� vstup.
P�ich�z� to ze Sektoru 2!
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Sektor 2?
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Pro� jste sakra vyhl�sili,
�e leprik�ni neexistujou?
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- Co? - Nem��ete vyhl�sit,
�e smy�len� postavy nejsou skute�n�!
179
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:13,186
Kdo jste, �e o tom rozhodujete?
P�em��lejte, je skute�n� stesk nebo l�ska?
180
00:13:13,295 --> 00:13:17,571
Smy�len� v�ci si lid� vymysleli,
jako t�eba Santu a Rudolfa.
181
00:13:17,641 --> 00:13:21,380
Nebo p�ekroutili
skute�n� v�ci, jako Je��e.
182
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:26,771
- Mo�n� je Je�� tak� vymy�len�.
- To bych ne��kal. P�jde� do pekla.
183
00:13:26,861 --> 00:13:29,387
Je mo�n�, �e i peklo je vymy�len�.
184
00:13:29,457 --> 00:13:34,057
Tak�e odp�l�me peklo. To je dobr�, ne?
185
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:36,552
Jo, to je dobr�.
186
00:13:36,603 --> 00:13:39,563
Co kdy� je vymy�len� nebe?
Potom odp�l�me i nebe.
187
00:13:39,594 --> 00:13:42,260
- Jo, to ale pak neexistuje.
- Tak�e to nebude vadit.
188
00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:47,514
Mo�n� jsou v�ichni sou��st� toho
sam�ho. Santa, Je��, peklo a leprik�ni.
189
00:13:47,523 --> 00:13:49,976
Mo�n� jsou v�ichni
sv�m zp�sobem skute�n�, co?
190
00:13:49,988 --> 00:13:54,232
Santa a leprik�ni jsou vymy�len�,
ale Je�� a peklo jsou skute�n�.
191
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,581
- A co Buddha?
- Jasn�, �e je vymy�lenej.
192
00:13:57,593 --> 00:14:00,310
Te� se chov� netolerantn�, Tome.
193
00:14:00,537 --> 00:14:01,949
Jsem j� skute�nej?
194
00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:06,440
U� dost! Odve�te toho kluka
a poj�me se vr�tit k atomovce!
195
00:14:06,491 --> 00:14:09,098
Ne! Leprik�ni jsou skute�n�, kurvadr�t!
196
00:14:11,942 --> 00:14:15,179
Kyle? Co se stalo?
197
00:14:15,777 --> 00:14:17,363
- Nic.
- Co�e?
198
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,942
Nic se nestalo. Nic s t�m nezm��u.
199
00:14:20,229 --> 00:14:22,561
Nem��e� nechat vl�du,
aby odp�lila tu atomovku!
200
00:14:23,256 --> 00:14:26,306
Pr� m��ou d�lat, co cht�j�,
proto�e smy�len� v�ci nejsou skute�n�!
201
00:14:26,376 --> 00:14:28,476
Tak je mus� p�edstavit, �e jsou!
202
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,385
Ani n�hodou, to bych
musel Cartmanovi l�zat koule.
203
00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:33,773
Mus� to ud�lat za ka�dou cenu!
204
00:14:34,058 --> 00:14:36,409
Vydr�, chce s tebou mluvit Je��.
205
00:14:38,274 --> 00:14:41,814
- Ahoj, Kyle. Tady Je��.
- Ach jo...
206
00:14:42,002 --> 00:14:44,002
Co je za probl�m, m� d�t�?
207
00:14:44,052 --> 00:14:48,594
Je��i, nem��u nic d�lat.
Jsem �tvr��k, co jde proti cel� vl�d�!
208
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:56,240
- Hal�, Je��i?
- Ne, tady Luke Skywalker.
209
00:14:57,248 --> 00:14:59,640
V�m, �e to vypad� jako nemo�n� �kol,
210
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:02,030
ale pamatuje�,
jak jsem zni�il Hv�zdu smrti?
211
00:15:02,061 --> 00:15:06,155
- To se taky zd�lo nemo�n�, ne?
- Asi jo.
212
00:15:06,202 --> 00:15:10,386
Dob�e, je tu Superman
a chce ti taky n�co ��ct.
213
00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:13,794
- Kyle, tady je Superman.
- �au, Supermane.
214
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:18,934
V�m, �e zachra�ovat lidi m��e b�t
velk� zodpov�dnost, ale stoj� to za to.
215
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,417
- J� v�m.
- Ty to zvl�dne�, Kyle.
216
00:15:21,468 --> 00:15:23,585
Je�t� vydr�,
chce s tebou mluvit Herkules.
217
00:15:23,772 --> 00:15:28,235
- Bo�e... - B�h je tu taky.
Bude k tob� mluvit po Nesquikovi.
218
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,838
Pepku, pot�ebuju pomoct!
219
00:15:37,969 --> 00:15:41,034
Pepka zab�jej� v�no�n� zv���tka!
220
00:15:45,225 --> 00:15:47,285
Hej, co je tohle?
221
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,736
Dal�� �pen�t pro Pepka!
222
00:15:53,935 --> 00:15:56,501
M60 pro Je��e!
223
00:15:57,645 --> 00:15:58,947
Super!
224
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:02,936
Ten kluk to zvl�d�!
V�echno bude v po��dku!
225
00:16:04,389 --> 00:16:06,664
St�ela vypu�t�na za jednu minutu.
226
00:16:06,891 --> 00:16:10,050
Kurvadr�t, vy kret�ni v�echno zni��te!
227
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:13,042
- P�ipravit k odpalu.
- Pane, m�me naru�en� bezpe�nosti!
228
00:16:13,113 --> 00:16:16,625
- Co�e? - Neopr�vn�n� vstup.
P�ich�z� to ze Sektoru 2.
229
00:16:16,715 --> 00:16:18,648
Sektor 2?
230
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,149
- Kyle?
- Co tady zase chce�?
231
00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:28,300
Nemus�te to d�lat.
Na�e p�edstavy se u� urovnaly.
232
00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:31,889
Pro� se d�ti tak snadno
dostanou do Pentagonu?
233
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:33,486
Mus�te to zastavit!
234
00:16:33,634 --> 00:16:37,342
Jestli se nepletu, ty ses vs�zel,
�e leprik�ni nejsou skute�n�.
235
00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:39,281
Tak pro� se star�?
236
00:16:39,351 --> 00:16:40,920
Proto�e...
237
00:16:41,757 --> 00:16:47,965
Proto�e si mysl�m, �e jsou skute�n�.
V�echno je to skute�n�. P�em��lejte.
238
00:16:48,055 --> 00:16:53,725
Neovlivnili Luke Skywalker nebo Santa v�
�ivot v�c, ne� v�t�ina skute�n�ch lid� tady?
239
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,944
A� u� byl Je�� skute�nej nebo ne,
m�l v�t�� dopad na sv�t ne� kdokoliv z n�s.
240
00:16:59,073 --> 00:17:03,086
Co� m��eme ��ct i o Bugs Bunnym,
Supermanovi nebo Harry Potterovi.
241
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,913
Zm�nili m�j �ivot.
To, jak se chov�m k Zemi.
242
00:17:07,022 --> 00:17:09,979
Ned�l� tohle z nich skute�n�?
243
00:17:10,573 --> 00:17:14,280
Mo�n� jsou vymy�len�, ale jsou
d�le�it�j�� ne� v�t�ina z n�s tady.
244
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,490
A budou tu i dlouho potom, co um�eme.
245
00:17:17,521 --> 00:17:22,180
Tak�e sv�m zp�sobem
jsou skute�n�j�� ne� my.
246
00:17:32,766 --> 00:17:34,416
Zru� odp�len�.
247
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:42,823
Tak�e Kyle, vymy�len�
v�ci jsou skute�n�, jo?
248
00:17:42,874 --> 00:17:47,370
Tak�e jsem p�eci jenom vyhr�l
s�zku. A ty v�, co to znamen�.
249
00:17:47,464 --> 00:17:50,535
U� se vyser na ty svoje
zkurven� koule, �ur�ku!
250
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:53,385
Tvoji p��tel� jsou v nebezpe��
a tebe jenom zaj�m� ta debiln� s�zka!
251
00:17:53,436 --> 00:17:57,791
S�zka nes�zka, nikdy ti
nebudu l�zat koule, rozum�?!
252
00:17:57,842 --> 00:18:03,331
A� m� hod� do konce �ivota za m��e,
stejn� ti nikdy nebudu l�zat koule!
253
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:06,354
Co se stalo?
Pro� nebyla vyp�lena raketa?
254
00:18:06,424 --> 00:18:10,572
- Zru�ili jsme to, pane Gore.
- Ne, lidoprasomedv�d mus� zem��t!
255
00:18:10,642 --> 00:18:12,747
Je��i, ne!
256
00:18:27,251 --> 00:18:30,807
Je konec, Aslane! Zl� postavy utekly!
257
00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:32,858
V�t�zstv� je na�e!
258
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,763
- Kyle!
- Kluci, odkud jste p�i�li?
259
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,688
Co to je?
260
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,792
Dok�zal to!
261
00:19:34,603 --> 00:19:38,926
- Hele, jsem zp�tky!
- Dobr� pr�ce, chlap�e!
262
00:19:41,205 --> 00:19:45,153
Zl� postavy jsou zase zp�tky za zd�.
263
00:19:45,223 --> 00:19:50,129
- Jak jsi to ud�lal, Buttersi?
- Jenom jsem pou�il svou p�edstavivost.
264
00:19:52,968 --> 00:19:55,110
Hodn� jsem se toho nau�il, kluci.
265
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,580
Jak Kyle ��kal,
�e vymy�len� v�ci jsou skute�n�
266
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,414
a Butters pou��val svou p�edstavivost.
267
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:03,641
Mo�n�, �e v�ichni
m�me s�lu n�co uskute�nit.
268
00:20:07,129 --> 00:20:10,052
Hele, to jsem j�.
269
00:20:11,052 --> 00:20:15,439
A to je Kyle.
A copak to Kyle bude d�lat?
270
00:20:16,584 --> 00:20:21,294
- Cartmane, ne!
- Ale Kyle, co mi to d�l� s koulema?
271
00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:24,171
Pod�vejte, Kyle mi l�e koule!
272
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,319
- Ty vole.
- M�j ty bo�e.
273
00:20:26,389 --> 00:20:28,855
Kyle, ty je p��mo hlt�, co?
274
00:20:28,906 --> 00:20:32,133
��kal jsem, �e mi bude� l�zat
koule, ne� tohle v�echno skon��.
275
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:35,330
J� ti nel�u koule, to je jen p�edstava!
276
00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:38,663
Mysl�m, �e jsi ��kal,
�e vymy�len� v�ci jsou skute�n�.
277
00:20:38,753 --> 00:20:41,805
- To je pravda, tos ��kal.
- Pod�vej na sebe, Kyle!
278
00:20:41,836 --> 00:20:44,488
Ty jedna kurvi�ko, tob� se to l�b�!
279
00:20:46,543 --> 00:20:50,830
U� dost l�z�n�, Kyle.
Mus�me v�s dostat dom�.
280
00:20:50,881 --> 00:20:55,712
- J� nel�u Cartmanovi koule.
- Cokoliv si p�edstav� se uskute�n�.
281
00:20:59,395 --> 00:21:03,727
- Buttersi? Buttersi!
- Co?
282
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:09,538
- Tak�e to byl jenom sen.
- �as vst�vat, Buttersi.
283
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,850
Tati, m�l jsem bl�znivej sen.
284
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:15,751
Zachr�nil jsem celou
��i p�edstav p�ed chaosem.
285
00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:19,466
Tys byl v ��i p�edstav, Buttersi!
V�echno jsme si p�e�etli v novin�ch.
286
00:21:19,536 --> 00:21:21,973
Ot�zka zn�, cos d�lal v ��i p�edstav,
287
00:21:21,985 --> 00:21:24,635
kdy� jsi m�l mamince
pom�hat s �klidem sklepa?
288
00:21:24,822 --> 00:21:26,647
M� zaracha, mladej!
289
00:21:30,116 --> 00:21:32,971
- Tak po�kat, nem�m zaracha!
- Ale m�!
290
00:21:33,061 --> 00:21:34,660
Mysl�?
291
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,956
To funguje jenom
v ��i p�edstav! M� zaracha!
292
00:21:42,546 --> 00:21:44,256
Kurva.
293
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:50,640
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