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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:12,882 [ Car Horns Honking ] 2 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:15,406 [ Interviewer ] WE'’RE GOING TO ASK YOU A SERIES OF QUESTIONS. 3 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:17,669 SOME WILL BE BASIC, BIOGRAPHICAL QUESTIONS. 4 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:20,542 OTHERS WILL BE VERY PERSONAL ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL HISTORY. 5 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:23,023 THAT BEING SAID, LET'’S START WITH TELLING US... 6 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,112 WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY. 7 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:28,115 DECEMBER 5, 1994. 8 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,813 IT WAS MY SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL, 9 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:34,077 AND I LOST IT TO DANNY RIZZO. 10 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,384 MY PARENTS HAD GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND, 11 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:39,691 AND WE EACH DID ABOUT EIGHT SHOTS OF VODKA... 12 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:41,998 AND THEN WE DID IT. 13 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:45,262 THEN WE THREW UP ABOUT TEN MINUTES AFTER THAT, SO-- 14 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:48,700 FIRST TIME I HAD SEX, I WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY YOUNG-- FIFTEEN. 15 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:52,226 AND SHE WAS A FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE. AND IT JUST KINDA HAPPENED. 16 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:56,534 I WAS HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE A&P DRINKING SOME BEERS. 17 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:59,972 SHE PULLED INTO THE PARKING LOT IN HER DAD'’S NEW CADILLAC. 18 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:02,497 WE GOT TO TALKIN'’, AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, 19 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:05,326 WE'’RE IN THE BACKSEAT KINDA GOIN'’ AT IT, SO-- 20 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:08,285 IT WAS PRETTY COOL '’CAUSE I HAD NEVER BEEN IN A CADILLAC BEFORE. 21 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:12,115 I WAS A LATE BLOOMER. IT WAS MY JUNIOR YEAR OF COLLEGE. 22 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:16,380 AND I LOST IT TO THE WOMAN I EVENTUALLY MARRIED, MARIA. 23 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:22,082 SO, I REALLY ONLY HAD SEX WITH ONE WOMAN UP UNTIL THAT POINT, 24 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,041 AND THAT'’S PROBABLY WHY I GOT DIVORCED. 25 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,304 I WAS ONLY 16, 26 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,828 AND HE WAS MUCH OLDER. 27 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:33,832 HE WORKED WITH MY MOTHER. MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED WHEN I WAS NINE. 28 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:37,923 AND HE USED TO COME TO THE HOUSE FOR DINNERS AND PARTIES AND THINGS. 29 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:41,579 BUT THEN HE STARTED COMING OVER WHEN HE KNEW MY MOM WOULDN'’T BE HOME. 30 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:46,149 AND THEN ONE THING KINDA LED TO ANOTHER. 31 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:48,238 AND BEFORE I EVEN KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING, 32 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:51,111 I WAS HAVING MY FIRST AFFAIR WITH A MARRIED MAN. 33 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,678 WHEN I FIRST HAD SEX ? MY DAD DROVE ME DOWN... 34 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:56,942 FROM OUR APARTMENT IN THE BRONX WHERE WE LIVED. 35 00:01:56,942 --> 00:02:00,642 HE TOOK ME DOWN TO THE UPPER EAST SIDE TO SOME HIGH-CLASS WHOREHOUSE. 36 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:02,644 [ Chuckles ] 37 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:06,169 AND SHE SAID HER NAME WAS CHERRY PIE. 38 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,215 I ALWAYS LIKED THAT NAME-- CHERRY PIE. 39 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:12,175 LET'’S JUST SAY I HAVE A VERY CLEAR IMAGE OF HER IN MY MENTAL FILE. 40 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:15,700 HE WAS THE SWEETEST GUY IN THE WORLD. WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER. 41 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:19,487 AND WE BOTH WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL WE GOT MARRIED '’CAUSE IT WAS THAT CATHOLIC THING. 42 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:22,533 BUT I WANTED TO DO IT BEFORE MY 18th BIRTHDAY. 43 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:25,188 SO WE WENT TO THIS BED-AND-BREAKFAST IN SARATOGA, 44 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:30,715 AND WE JUST MADE LOVE FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS. 45 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:34,458 AND THEN WE WENT OFF TO COLLEGE AND PROMISED TO BE FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER. 46 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,460 [ Interviewer ] AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED ? 47 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:39,028 WELL, I WAS FAITHFUL FOR THE FIRST SEMESTER. 48 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:43,206 AND HE CAME BACK AFTER CHRISTMAS BREAK AND TOLD ME HE WAS GAY. 49 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,904 SO I GUESS HE WAS A LITTLE SWEETER THAN I WOULD'’VE LIKED. 50 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:48,646 [ Man ] OKAY, WAIT A SECOND, SUE. I MEAN, THIS IS UNBEL-- 51 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,300 I MEAN-- I MEAN, COME ON ! 52 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,781 I DON'’T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHERE THIS CAME FROM. 53 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:56,785 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ? YOU JUST DROP THIS ON ME ALL OF A SUDDEN TODAY ? 54 00:02:56,785 --> 00:03:00,267 I MEAN, I DON'’T EVEN KNOW-- [ Sue ] STOP ! YOU'’RE STUTTERING. OKAY ? 55 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,791 [ Sue ] IT'’S OVER ! IT'’S SIMPLE ! PACK YOUR SHIT. GET OUT BY THE WEEKEND. 56 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:07,622 [ Man ] SERIOUSLY, THIS IS LIKE-- THIS IS LIKE A SHOCK TO ME. 57 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:11,234 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU WANT ME TO SAY. IT'’S SIMPLE. IT'’S OVER. 58 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:13,280 HAVE YOUR SHIT OUT BY THE WEEKEND.YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME ! 59 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,760 I'’M NOT KIDDING YOU.WHEN DID THIS COME ABOUT ? 60 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,285 OH, MY GOD, GIMME A BREAK. YOU KNOW THIS WAS INEVITABLE. 61 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:22,071 IF I THOUGHT THIS WAS INEVITABLE, I WOULDN'’T HAVE GIVEN UP MY APARTMENT. 62 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:25,292 DON'’T YOU PIN THAT ON ME. I DIDN'’T ASK YOU TO GIVE UP YOUR APARTMENT. 63 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:28,295 BUT YOU DID ASK ME TO MOVE IN WITH YOU, RIGHT ? THAT I DIDN'’T FUCKIN'’ IMAGINE. 64 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:32,255 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY ?HOW ABOUT A FUCKIN'’ EXPLANATION ? 65 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:35,258 WHY DO YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION ? 66 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:38,261 WHY CAN'’T YOU JUST SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALL ?WHY CAN'’T I SEE ? 67 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:41,786 THE ONLY THING I CAN SEE IS THIS UGLY PAINTING THAT COST ME A FEW GRAND. 68 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:44,049 YOU WANT THE PAINTING ? YOU CAN HAVE THE PAINTING. 69 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:46,313 I DON'’T WANT THE PAINTING. I GOT YOU THE PAINTING. 70 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:49,272 I DON'’T WANT IT.THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME ? 71 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:52,275 YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT ? I JUST WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME. 72 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:55,713 JUST TELL ME WHY YOU'’RE DOIN'’ THIS ? 73 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:59,717 WHERE YOU GOIN'’ ? TELL ME WHY YOU'’RE DOING THIS ! THIS IS COMIN'’ OUT OF LEFT FIELD HERE ! 74 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:02,590 DO YOU WANT KIDS ? 75 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:05,157 YEAH ! YOU KNOW I WANT KIDS. WE'’VE ALREADY DISCUSSED THIS. 76 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:07,421 WHEN ? 77 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,379 AS SOON AS YOU'’RE READY. 78 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:12,382 GUESS WHAT. NOT READY. 79 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:16,691 YOU EVER NOTICE HOW WHENEVER YOU BRING UP KIDS, I CHANGE THE SUBJECT ? 80 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:19,389 I DON'’T WANT THEM... EVER ! 81 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,565 THAT WAS KINDA HARSH, YOU KNOW, 82 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:25,221 BECAUSE WE WERE TALKIN'’, EVERYTHING-- KIDS, MARRIAGE, THE WHOLE NINE. 83 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:27,702 THEN SHE DROPS THAT ON ME OUT OF THE BLUE, SO-- 84 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,921 THAT WAS KINDA TOUGH. 85 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:33,098 I TOLD YOU MOVING IN WITH HER WAS A BIG MISTAKE, DIDN'’T I ?I KNOW, 86 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:35,579 TOMMY, YOU ARE NOT THE SETTLING DOWN TYPE OF GUY. 87 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:39,322 YOU'’RE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT HAS TO BE OUT THERE EVERY DAY MAKIN'’ IT HAPPEN. 88 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,411 FORGET ABOUT THAT WIFE AND KIDS CRAP ! 89 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:44,806 WHAT IS THAT WITH YOU ? YOU TAKE IT FROM SOMEBODY WHO'’S BEEN THERE. 90 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:49,027 A WIFE AND CHILDREN WILL DRIVE YOU TO AN EARLY GRAVE ! 91 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:52,988 TAKE A LOOK AT ME, FOR EXAMPLE. TAKE A LOOK AT ME, BABY ! 92 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:54,816 YOU'’RE AN ANIMAL.I'’M AN ANIMAL ! 93 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:58,210 I AM TWICE AS VITAL AS ANY MARRIED MAN HALF MY AGE. 94 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,778 AIN'’T THAT RIGHT, SWEETHEART ?SO YOU KEEP TELLING ME. 95 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:04,042 TELL THE KID HOW MANY WOMEN I'’VE PORKED. 96 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:07,568 ENOUGH TO DEFINITELY MAKE EVERY WOMAN SICK TO HER STOMACH. 97 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:10,048 HOW MANY ? COME ON.FIVE HUNDRED. 98 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,442 I HAVE HAD SEX WITH 500 DIFFERENT WOMEN, 99 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:15,532 AND I LEFT THEM ALL BAYING AT THE MOON. 100 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:19,057 YOU STICK WITH ME, KID, YOU COULD WIND UP WITH TWICE THAT MANY. 101 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:22,104 SO WHAT WAS THE FIGHT ABOUT ?I DON'’T KNOW. 102 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:25,281 I CAME HOME FROM WORK, EVERYTHING SEEMS FINE, SHE'’S HAVING A SANDWICH. 103 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:28,502 THE NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE'’S SCREAMING AT ME, KICKS ME OUT OF THE APARTMENT. 104 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:32,027 SHE KICKED YOU OUT ?IT WAS HER PLACE. 105 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:35,117 TOMMY, SHE KICKED YOU OUT ? THAT'’S UNBELIEVABLE. 106 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:38,338 IN MY DAY, I WOULD'’VE THROWN HER BIG ASS RIGHT OUT THE DOOR. 107 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:43,560 SO, WHAT DO YOU NEED ? A PLACE TO STAY FOR A COUPLE WEEKS ? 108 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,867 [ Sighs ]HUH ? 109 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:50,088 I CAN'’T ASK YOU TO DO THAT. I'’LL GET A SUBLET UNTIL I FIND A NEW APARTMENT. 110 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:52,221 WHY DON'’T YOU LIVE IN A BOX IN AN ALLEY ? 111 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:55,137 AS LONG AS I'’M BREATHING, YOU'’VE GOT A PLACE TO STAY. 112 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:57,400 STAY WITH ME A COUPLE WEEKS, I'’LL GET YOUR HEAD ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT. 113 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:01,361 WE'’LL PUT THAT ROMANTIC IDEALISM CRAP TO BED ONCE AND FOR ALL. 114 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,538 BUT FOR NOW, TOMMY, I WANT YOU TO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR. 115 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:07,323 I WANT YOU TO GO OUT AND TRY TO GET LAID. 116 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:11,283 BECAUSE NOTHING HEALS A BROKEN HEART LIKE A BRAND-NEW PIECE OF BOOTY. 117 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:15,331 DON'’T LISTEN TO HIM, PLEASE. [ Groans ] 118 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:18,247 THE EYES.YEAH, I SEE THE EYES. 119 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,249 MY NAME'’S TOMMY REILLY. 120 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,860 I'’M 32 YEARS OLD. FROM QUEENS ORIGINALLY. 121 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:25,167 [ Interviewer ] ARE YOU AFRAID OF GETTING HURT IN A RELATIONSHIP ? 122 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:29,084 NO, YOU KNOW ? I THINK, UH, IT'’S BETTER TO JUST GO FOR IT, RIGHT ? 123 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:33,523 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ? LIVE YOUR LIFE IN FEAR, UH, OF GETTIN'’ A BROKEN HEART ? 124 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:36,570 IT'’S THE PRICE YOU GOTTA PAY TO POTENTIALLY BE HAPPY. 125 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,627 YOU SAID IT'’S OVER HERE ? 126 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:54,631 ARE YOU GONNA RENT THAT ?YEAH, YEAH. 127 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:58,940 DEFINITELY ?YEAH, DEFINITELY. WHY ? 128 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:02,552 JUST WONDERING MAYBE YOU STILL HADN'’T MADE UP YOUR MIND BETWEEN THE TWO. 129 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:05,120 JUST HOLDING IT IN YOUR HANDS.UH, NO. 130 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,732 I'’M DEFINITELY GONNA RENT THIS ONE. I'’LL GIVE YOU-- YOU WANT THIS ONE ? 131 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:11,953 NO. I CAME FOR THAT ONE. IT'’S A GREAT MOVIE. 132 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:13,694 THAT'’S WHAT I HEARD. 133 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:17,480 I'’LL JUST KEEP LOOKING. 134 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,395 SORRY. 135 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:38,370 HEY.OH, HEY. HOW YOU DOIN'’ ? 136 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:42,462 GOOD. I WAS WONDERING. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ? 137 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,377 UH, NO.IT'’S REALLY G-- IT'’S VERY DIFFERENT. 138 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:50,165 I WOULD-- I'’D LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT HERE, BUT I GOTTA WATCH THIS FOR WORK. 139 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:54,778 OH REALLY. YOU SURE-- THEY'’VE GOT A GREAT SELECTION OF OTHER-- 140 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,867 I KNOW, BUT I GOTTA SEE THIS ONE. 141 00:07:56,867 --> 00:08:00,523 NO ? OKAY. 142 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:04,179 THERE'’S NOTHING I CAN DO TO CHANGE YOUR MIND THEN ? 143 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:06,529 NO. OKAY. 144 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:09,445 WELL, I TRIED.YEAH, YEAH. 145 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:12,753 ENJOY YOUR MOVIE. IT'’S A GREAT MOVIE. GOOD NIGHT.ALL RIGHT. 146 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,972 UH, EXCUSE ME. 147 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:18,193 HEY. HOW YOU DOIN'’ ?HI. 148 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:22,240 I WAS THINKING, IF YOU WANT THE VIDEO THAT BADLY, 149 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,591 WHY DON'’T YOU GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER ? 150 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:28,943 WHEN I FINISH WATCHING IT, I COULD GIVE YOU A CALL AND THEN MAYBE BRING IT OVER. 151 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,423 NO, I DON'’T WANT TO SEE IT THAT BADLY. THANK YOU. 152 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:34,252 OKAY. '’CAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE BACK THERE LIKE THERE WAS SOME SORT OF EMERGENCY, 153 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:37,299 LIKE YOU NEED TO SEE IT TONIGHT.NO. 154 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:40,868 NOW YOU GOT ME FEELING LIKE I'’M SOME KIND OF SHIT HEEL, YOU KNOW ? 155 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:43,914 LIKE I SHOULD'’VE GIVEN YOU THE VIDEO. 156 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:47,265 LIKE IT WOULD'’VE BEEN THE GENTLEMANLY THING TO DO. 157 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:50,225 WELL, IT WOULD'’VE BEEN, BUT YOU MISSED YOUR OPPORTUNITY. 158 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:53,271 THEN WHY DON'’T YOU LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU ? 159 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,926 WHY DON'’T WE GO IN HERE AND GET A CUP OF COFFEE ? 160 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:59,234 WE CAN TALK AND--[ Clears Throat ] 161 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:01,236 AM I COMING ON TOO STRONG ? 162 00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:04,282 I JUST WAS THINKING, WE COULD GET SOME COFFEE-- 163 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:08,025 OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS ? [ Clears Throat ] 164 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:11,202 IN EXCHANGE FOR THE VIDEO NOW, I'’LL GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER. 165 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:14,554 AND IF YOU CALL ME LATER THIS WEEK, WE'’LL DO COFFEE THEN. 166 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:18,296 BUT HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU'’LL, YOU KNOW, GIVE ME THE RIGHT NUMBER ? 167 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:20,298 WE ARE MAKING A DEAL HERE. 168 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:22,213 YOU'’RE EITHER IN OR YOU'’RE OUT. 169 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:27,349 I'’M IN. 170 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:31,222 MAKE SURE YOU RETURN IT ON TIME. I'’D HATE TO PAY A HEFTY LATE FEE. 171 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:33,355 YOU DON'’T KNOW HIS NAME, YOU DON'’T KNOW WHAT HE DOES FOR A LIVING. 172 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:36,967 YOU DON'’T KNOW WHERE HE LIVES. BUT YOU GAVE HIM YOUR PHONE NUMBER ! 173 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:39,448 HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE ENOUGH GUY. 174 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:42,016 WE JUST KINDA SKIPPED THE PERSONAL STUFF. 175 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,453 YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO START WITH THE PERSONAL STUFF. 176 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:48,152 "WHERE DO YOU LIVE ? WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING ?" LIKE A BASIC BACKGROUND CHECK. 177 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:51,286 WHAT IF THIS GUY CALLS YOU ? YOU DON'’T KNOW HIM FROM A HOLE IN THE WALL ! 178 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:53,897 HE COULD BE A SEXUAL DEVIANT. I DON'’T KNOW, SOMETHING ! 179 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:56,073 HE WAS RENTING BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'’S. 180 00:09:56,073 --> 00:10:00,077 THAT HARDLY SEEMED LIKE THE KIND OF MOVIE THE NEIGHBORHOOD PERV WOULD GET OFF ON. 181 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:03,733 BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'’S. OKAY, WELL, HE'’S GAY. [ Moans ] 182 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:07,258 DID I EVER TELL YOU THE RATIO BETWEEN SINGLE, STRAIGHT, GAINFULLY EMPLOYED MEN... 183 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:10,522 AND SINGLE STRAIGHT WOMEN IN THIS TOWN ?YES, MANY TIMES. 184 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:13,090 I DID, RIGHT ? OKAY.MM-HMM. 185 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,832 SO DON'’T GO GET YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH OVER THIS GUY. 186 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:18,879 I BET HE'’D RATHER REDECORATE YOUR APARTMENT THAN, YOU KNOW-- 187 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:23,405 THAN WHAT ?THAN TAKE CARE OF HIS MANLY OBLIGATIONS, THAT'’S WHAT. 188 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:26,756 MY NAME IS MARIA TEDESCO. AND MY AGE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 189 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:30,630 AND I DON'’T EVEN THINK I SHOULD BE DOING THIS. 190 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:34,155 ALL RIGHT. UM-- I'’M ORIGINALLY FROM STATEN ISLAND. 191 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:37,549 NOW I LIVE IN MANHATTAN, WHICH I HATE. I'’M A TEACHER. 192 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,465 I'’M HERE, PS-3. SIXTH-GRADERS HERE... 193 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:43,468 MAKE MORE IN WEEKLY ALLOWANCE THAN I DO IN A MONTH. 194 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:46,080 BUT, UM, I LOVE THE LITTLE SONS OF BITCHES, 195 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,473 SO IT MAKES IT ALL KIND OF WORTH IT. 196 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,748 MARIA, IT'’S ME, BENJAMIN. CAN I TALK TO YOU ? 197 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:04,011 [ Maria ] UGH ! I'’M LISTENING. 198 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,666 I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. I THOUGHT I'’D COME BY AND SAY HELLO. 199 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,408 THIS IS A REALLY BAD HABIT YOU'’RE DEVELOPING, BENJAMIN. 200 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:14,108 YEAH, BUT I-- YOU KNOW, I-- I'’VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE YOU FOR A WHILE. 201 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,545 I THOUGHT MAYBE THIS TIME YOU'’D LET ME IN. 202 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:19,679 I MISS YOU VERY MUCH. LET ME IN. WE'’LL TALK. 203 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,637 I PROMISE I WON'’T TRY ANYTHING. 204 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:24,596 I PROMISE, OKAY ? PLEASE ? 205 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:25,815 [ Buzzer Buzzing ] 206 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:33,083 I'’M BENJAMIN BASNER. I'’M 24 YEARS OLD AND I'’M FROM BROOKLYN. 207 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,172 MY SEX LIFE ? 208 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:38,088 AT THIS POINT, IT'’S NONEXISTENT.HEY, YOU SUCK ! 209 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,484 AT THIS POINT, IT'’S JUST TOTALLY, UH-- 210 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,793 SHOULD WE START AGAIN ? 211 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,796 WHY DO YOU KEEP USING THE EXCUSE YOU WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD ?I WAS ! 212 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,015 YOU LIVE THREE BLOCKS AWAY. YOU'’RE ALWAYS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 213 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:55,584 BUT I WROTE YOU A SONG AND I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WANT TO HEAR IT. 214 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:59,370 NO, '’CAUSE I'’VE HEARD ENOUGH OF YOUR SONGS ALREADY.DON'’T SAY THAT. 215 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:02,852 I MISS YOU VERY MUCH. IS THAT SO BAD ?NO, IT'’S NOT BAD. 216 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:06,160 BUT IT'’S BEEN OVER A YEAR. YOU NEED TO GET OVER IT.YOU DON'’T UNDERSTAND. 217 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,640 I CAN'’T GET OVER IT. I CAN'’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU. 218 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,078 REALLY. I CAN'’T. 219 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,297 I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME. TAKE A GOOD LOOK. 220 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:16,692 I HAVE GAINED 15 POUNDS SINCE THE DIVORCE. 221 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:19,173 FIFTEEN. OKAY ?YES. 222 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,698 WE SHOULD CONSIDER GETTING BACK TOGETHER, IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN MY HEALTH. 223 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,918 WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART AFTER A YEAR ? 224 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:28,095 I'’M FINALLY OKAY AND YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS AGAIN ? 225 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,924 I'’M NOT PLAYING WITH ANYTHING. I JUST RECENTLY REALIZED... 226 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:34,188 WE HAD A BEAUTIFUL MARRIAGE, AND I WAS EATING WELL.WHAT ? 227 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:38,540 AND I-- I DIDN'’T HAVE THE FORESIGHT TO SEE HOW GREAT IT WAS. 228 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:41,369 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? WE FOUGHT ALL THE TIME. WE MADE EACH OTHER MISERABLE. 229 00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:45,242 WE STOPPED HAVING SEX. YOU STARTED CHEATING ON ME ! WHAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THAT ? 230 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,985 WE HAD SOME UPS AND DOWNS, BUT WE ALSO HAD SOME VERY GOOD TIMES. 231 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,335 NAME ONE.YOU WANT ME TO NAME ONE ? 232 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,946 YES, YES. 233 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,252 JULY 4 WEEKEND IN '’97. 234 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,820 THAT WAS NICE, BUT THEY WERE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. 235 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:01,998 WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME DURING MY JUNIOR YEAR IN COLLEGE WHEN WE WENT SKIING ? 236 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:05,959 YOU MEAN THE TIME WHEN YOU TWISTED YOUR ANKLE IN THE PARKING LOT... 237 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:09,005 BEFORE WE GOT TO THE MOUNTAIN, AND WE HAD TO SPEND THE ENTIRE WEEK IN BED ? 238 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,312 BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME IN THAT BED. 239 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:14,054 MY JAW IS STILL A LITTLE SORE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 240 00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:17,405 THAT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO. 241 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,190 IT'’D BE NICE TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER AGAIN. 242 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:23,150 LET'’S GET INTO BED AND WE'’LL TALK.WE'’LL TALK ? 243 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,153 YEAH, BECAUSE IF YOU LET ME HAVE A WORD WITH YOUR FRIEND DOWN THERE, 244 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:29,330 I COULD CONVINCE HER THAT WE SHOULD WORK THINGS OUT. 245 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,941 [ Sighs, Groans ] 246 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,597 I ALMOST HAD YOU THERE, DIDN'’T I ? 247 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,817 [ Laughs ] 248 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,036 COME ON. 249 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,778 LOOK, BENJAMIN, 250 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,955 YOU WANTED A DIVORCE, AND YOU GOT IT. 251 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,697 NO. NOW YOU GOTTA LET ME GET ON WITH MY LIFE. 252 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,960 IT'’S ONLY FAIR. 253 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,223 I FUCKED IT UP, DIDN'’T I ?BIG TIME. 254 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:56,836 ALL RIGHT. I'’M SORRY. 255 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,056 GOOD NIGHT.GOOD NIGHT. 256 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,581 [ Interviewer ] DID YOU EVER CHEAT ON MARIA ?YEAH, I CHEATED ON MARIA. 257 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,540 BUT IT WASN'’T REALLY MY FAULT. 258 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,021 SHE WAS THE FIRST AND ONLY WOMAN THAT I HAD EVER HAD SEX WITH. 259 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,806 BESIDES, WE WERE WAY TOO YOUNG-- 260 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,808 WAY TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED. 261 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:16,029 ESPECIALLY ME. I COULD NEVER SEE MYSELF... 262 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:19,075 NEVER HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. 263 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:23,123 IT'’S CRAZY. NOT THAT I DIDN'’T LOVE MARIA, BECAUSE I STILL LOVE MARIA. 264 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:26,909 BUT I WOULD FIND MYSELF WALKING DOWN THE STREET WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERY WOMAN I SAW. 265 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,824 EVENTUALLY I TRIED TO. 266 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,099 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN GO SEE HER AGAIN ? 267 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:46,233 I MISS HER VERY MUCH.NO YOU DON'’T. YOU'’RE JUST HORNY. 268 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:49,062 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID ? 269 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,891 I DON'’T KNOW. LIKE A MONTH OR SO. 270 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,067 A MONTH OR SO ? 271 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:58,288 YEAH, IT WAS LIKE OCTOBER OR NOVEMBER. 272 00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:01,683 YOU KNOW WHAT ? IT'’S MARCH, BENNY. THAT'’S FOUR MONTHS. 273 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:05,643 YOU'’VE GOT A SEMEN BUILDUP. IT'’S CLOUDING YOUR JUDGMENT. 274 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,603 GO OUT, FIND YOURSELF SOMEONE, YOU GET LAID.RIGHT. 275 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:11,127 I GUARANTEE YOU, ONE WEEK IN A NEW RELATIONSHIP, 276 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:14,739 YOU'’RE GONNA FORGET ALL ABOUT MARIA... AGAIN. 277 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:17,655 REMEMBER WHY YOU GOT DIVORCED ? 278 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,789 I CHEATED ON HER.AND YOU CHEATED ON HER BECAUSE WHAT ? 279 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,966 YOU WERE MISERABLE AND BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED. 280 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,143 WE'’RE GONNA BE ROCK STARS. WE GOT NO TIME FOR WIVES... 281 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:30,538 BECAUSE WE'’RE GONNA HAVE SCORES OF GROUPIES, TO DO WHATEVER WE WANT. 282 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:34,498 LISTEN. HEY, IF YOU'’RE HORNY, GET A HOOKER. 283 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,631 NO. SEE, THAT'’S FOR YOU. 284 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:39,677 I COULDN'’T DO THAT.WHAT'’S WRONG WITH A HOOKER ? 285 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,941 NO. I DON'’T WANT IT ON MY RESUME. 286 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,291 I DON'’T WANT TO GET OLD, HAVE KIDS, AND HAVE THE KIDS FIND OUT... 287 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,076 THAT THEIR FATHER WAS WITH A HOOKER. 288 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:51,428 HOW THE FUCK THEY GONNA FIND THAT OUT ?I DON'’T KNOW. 289 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,170 IT'’S NOT EVEN LIKE I HAVE A MORAL STANCE HERE. 290 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,957 FORGET I BROUGHT IT UP. FORGET IT.THAT'’S NOT FOR ME. 291 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,960 I GOTTA ROLL. I GOTTA MEET MY MOM UPTOWN.ALL RIGHT. 292 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,616 SHE'’S TAKING ME TO BLOOMINGDALES TO GO SHOPPIN'’. YOU WANNA COME ? 293 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:09,098 NO. NO. I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. 294 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,753 I'’LL SEE YOU AT REHEARSAL.YEAH. ALL RIGHT, MAN. 295 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,929 BE GOOD. YOU TAKE IT EASY. 296 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,149 SEE YOU AT REHEARSAL. ALL RIGHT. CHECK YOU LATER. 297 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,542 EXCUSE ME.HI. 298 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,893 WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING ELSE ?NO, I'’M ALL RIGHT. 299 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,244 JUST THE CHECK. OKAY. 300 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,469 [ Benjamin ] I WAS THINKING THAT GIO WAS RIGHT ABOUT WHAT HE HAD SAID. 301 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:36,212 MAYBE I SHOULD GET BACK OUT THERE AND START LOOKING FOR A GIRL. 302 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,780 SO WHEN I THOUGHT THAT WAITRESS AT THE COFFEE SHOP-- 303 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,869 SHE'’S GORGEOUS, RIGHT ? 304 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:44,046 IT WAS OBVIOUS TO ME SHE WAS SENDING ME THOSE KINDS OF SIGNALS, 305 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,875 SO I THOUGHT I'’D STOP BY AFTER WORK AND SEE IF I COULD CHAT HER UP. 306 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,794 HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'’ ? HOW'’S IT GOIN'’ ?GOOD. 307 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,014 DO I KNOW YOU ?YOU DON'’T REMEMBER ? 308 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,234 I WAS IN THE COFFEE SHOP EARLIER TODAY. REMEMBER ?THAT'’S RIGHT. 309 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:01,716 THERE WAS A MOMENT WHERE YOU WERE LOOKING AT ME AND SMILING. 310 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,849 AND I SAID, "OH, BOY ! YOU DON'’T--" 311 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:07,200 I THOUGHT I'’D INTRODUCE MYSELF. HOW YOU DOIN'’ ? 312 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,245 HELLO. ASHLEY.HOW ARE YOU ? 313 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:13,293 IT SEEMED OBVIOUS TO ME THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL BETWEEN US. 314 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:17,166 REALLY ? WHEN WAS THAT ? WHILE I WAS POURING YOU YOUR COFFEE ? 315 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,255 RIGHT. THERE WAS THEN. AND THEN THERE WAS ONE-- 316 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:23,259 YOU WERE BEHIND THE COUNTER AND I LOOKED AT YOU, AND YOU SMILED AT ME AGAIN. 317 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:26,828 IF YOU'’RE SO INTO ME, WHY DID YOU ONLY LEAVE ME A 50-CENT TIP ? 318 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:30,484 IT DOESN'’T MAKE ANY SENSE.LET'’S BE SERIOUS. 319 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,313 AS MUCH AS I FELT THE CONNECTION, I ONLY HAD A COUPLE CUPS OF COFFEE. 320 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:37,230 I'’VE GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. YOU'’RE NOT DOING A GREAT JOB SELLING YOURSELF. 321 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,319 REALLY ?REALLY. 322 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,843 MAYBE IT'’S HARD TO IMAGINE, BUT I'’M A VERY NICE GUY. 323 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,845 I PLAY GUITAR IN A BAND. 324 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:47,196 THAT EXPLAINS THE UNIFORM THEN ?NO. 325 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,764 THIS IS FOR WORK. I'’M A DOORMAN. 326 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:53,028 WHERE ARE YOU FROM ? YOU'’RE NOT FROM NEW YORK.NO, NO, NO. 327 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,074 I'’M FROM IOWA.IOWA ? OKAY. 328 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,816 I WAS IN ATLANTA ONCE.YEAH ? 329 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:02,559 IOWA'’S NOT IN THE SOUTH. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT ? 330 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,474 I DIDN'’T KNOW THAT.OKAY. NOW YOU KNOW. 331 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:08,261 LISTEN, I WANT TO ASK YOU OUT ON A DATE. 332 00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,306 I WANNA GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU. 333 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:14,223 WHAT DO YOU SAY ? ME AND YOU. I'’M A NICE GUY. 334 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,834 '’CAUSE IF YOU SAY NO, I'’M GONNA BE THERE EVERY DAY... 335 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:21,100 AT THAT COFFEE SHOP HAVING BREAKFAST UNTIL YOU SAY YES TO ME. 336 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,841 I'’M FLATTERED, I AM.YOU ARE ? I'’M GLAD. 337 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,714 I'’M FLATTERED, BUT I'’M SEEING SOMEBODY, SO I CAN'’T. 338 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,412 OKAY. THAT'’S A SHAME. 339 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:32,023 THANK YOU, THOUGH.YOU'’RE VERY BEAUTIFUL. 340 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,765 THAT'’S VERY SWEET. THANK YOU.ALL RIGHT. 341 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,333 I'’VE GOTTA GO. BYE.ALL RIGHT. TAKE IT EASY. 342 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,467 YOU'’RE VERY BEAUTIFUL. 343 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,773 THANK YOU.OKAY. 344 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,298 I FEEL LIKE A FUCKIN'’ ASSHOLE. 345 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,169 ALL RIGHT. THAT'’S PROOF IN ITSELF. 346 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,867 I COME OFF GAY IN THIS OUTFIT. 347 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:54,481 MY NAME IS ASHLEY AND I'’M 19. I GO TO N.Y.U. 348 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,961 WHAT IF MY FAMILY SEES THIS ? 349 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,963 CAN THIS TAPE GET OUT AT ALL ? 350 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:02,837 SO, THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN, HUH ? 351 00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,970 YEAH, IT WAS ALL RIGHT. 352 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,452 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ALL RIGHT" ? WHAT IS THAT ? 353 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,498 IT WAS FINE. 354 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:14,892 YOU KNOW. IT WAS JUST... SEX. 355 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,634 WHAT DO YOU MEAN-- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 356 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:21,029 IT WASN'’T JUST SEX FOR ME. I MEAN-- 357 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:24,032 IT SEEMED TO ME YOU WERE HAVING A PRETTY GOOD TIME. REALLY ? 358 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,208 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG ? 359 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,645 IT'’S JUST EVERY TIME WE GET TOGETHER, 360 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:32,388 IT'’S ALWAYS IN SOME HOTEL ROOM AND IT'’S ONLY FOR AN HOUR. 361 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,348 WOULD YOU RATHER NOT SEE ME AT ALL ?NO. NO. 362 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:39,482 I'’D RATHER SEE-- I'’D RATHER YOU WERE A SINGLE GUY... 363 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:42,311 THAT COULD TAKE ME TO MOVIES AND DINNER ONCE IN A WHILE, 364 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:46,837 INSTEAD OF SOME MARRIED MAN WHO I HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH DURING HIS LUNCH BREAKS. 365 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,057 WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE ME DO ? 366 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:52,930 WOULD YOU RATHER I PARADE YOU AROUND THE CITY SO MY WIFE CAN FIND OUT ABOUT US ? 367 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,019 WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY ? 368 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,283 HONESTLY ? YES. YES, IT WOULD, 369 00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,155 BECAUSE I'’M FEELING PRETTY CHEAP RIGHT NOW. OH, COME ON. 370 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,810 YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS WHEN YOU ENTERED INTO IT. 371 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:06,030 YOU KNEW I WAS A MARRIED MAN AND I DID NOT WANT TO GET DIVORCED. 372 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,903 THAT WAS THE ARRANGEMENT, AND YOU SAID OKAY. 373 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,122 IF YOU WANT TO PUT AN END TO IT NOW, FINE, LET'’S DO IT. 374 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,168 YOU'’RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE ! 375 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:16,040 WHY AM I AN ASSHOLE ? BECAUSE I'’M HONEST WITH YOU ? 376 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,478 BECAUSE I'’M TRYING TO HELP YOU ? 377 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:21,437 BESIDES, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TELL MY WIFE ? 378 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,484 HOW ABOUT THE TRUTH ? THAT MIGHT HELP. 379 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:28,052 YOU'’VE GOT SOME DUMB YOUNG SLUT WHO AGREES TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU... 380 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,968 IN HOTEL ROOMS ON YOUR LUNCH BREAK. 381 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:34,102 BUT SHE'’S GETTING FED UP ! YOU BETTER SMARTEN UP OR YOU MIGHT LOSE HER. 382 00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:37,061 THAT'’S WHAT YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR WIFE.THAT'’S REALLY NICE. 383 00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,586 ARE YOU DONE ?NO. I'’M A IDIOT. 384 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,850 WHY ARE YOU AN IDIOT ?I'’M SO FUCKING STUPID. 385 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:46,070 I'’M BEING KEPT BY A MARRIED MAN WHO CAN'’T GET IT UP HALF THE TIME. 386 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,812 IT HAPPENED ONCE. ONCE.TWICE. 387 00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:52,903 ONE AND A HALF, '’CAUSE REMEMBER, WE FINISHED-- WE FINISHED. 388 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,863 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? WHAT'’S GOING ON ? 389 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:59,170 COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 390 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:03,000 ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME YOU'’VE NEVER HAD A GOOD TIME WITH ME ? 391 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,960 HUH ? YOU LIKE THIS. 392 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,092 SO DO I. 393 00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:12,053 YOU LIKE THE CLANDESTINE NATURE OF IT. YOU TOLD ME THAT. 394 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:15,535 YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED GOING TO NICE HOTEL ROOMS. YOU'’D NEVER BEEN TO A NICE HOTEL. 395 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:18,407 COME ON. 396 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:21,845 I'’D TRADE ALL OF THAT JUST TO BE ABLE TO WALK DOWN THE STREET WITH YOU... 397 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:25,414 AND HOLD YOUR HAND JUST ONCE IN PUBLIC. 398 00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:28,112 MAYBE THAT WILL HAPPEN SOMEDAY. 399 00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:30,985 THAT WOULD BE NICE.WELL ? 400 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,900 COME ON. 401 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,735 GRIFFIN ?HMM ? 402 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,259 LANCE WANTS TO SEE YOU.OKAY. I'’LL BE RIGHT THERE. 403 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,783 NOW. 404 00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:49,220 OKAY. RINSE OUT, PAUL. 405 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:54,095 ANOTHER LATE LUNCH ?JEALOUS ? 406 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,537 WHAT'’S GOIN'’ ON, LANCE ?HEY, NOT MUCH. 407 00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:03,757 JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE. 408 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:07,021 ME ? REGARDING WHAT ?OH, JUST IN GENERAL. 409 00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,197 YOU SEEMEDA LITTLE DISTRACTED RECENTLY. 410 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:12,722 I WANTED TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS ALL RIGHT.NO, I'’M FINE. 411 00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:15,334 ANNIE ?SHE'’S FINE. 412 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,859 AND THE LITTLE GIRL ?[ Groans ] YOU KNOW. 413 00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:22,123 GRIFF, WHY DON'’T YOU GET A DIVORCE ?SHH. 414 00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:24,691 [ Whispering ] YOU'’RE NOT BEING FAIR TO ANNIE. 415 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:27,433 I TOLD YOU, I CAN'’T GET A DIVORCE AGAIN. 416 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,565 COME ON.WHY NOT ? 417 00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:31,567 BECAUSE THEN I'’D BE A TWO-TIME LOSER. 418 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:35,615 COME ON, LANCE. IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH MONEY MY FIRST WIFE TOOK FROM ME... 419 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,965 EVERY MONTH, IT WOULD BREAK YOUR HEART. 420 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:41,185 I HAD TO GIVE UP THE TOWN HOUSE THE FIRST TIME AROUND. I CAN'’T GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. 421 00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:44,406 SO YOU'’RE TELLING ME THAT YOU'’RE RESIGNED TO THE FACT... 422 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:47,540 THAT YOU'’RE GONNA STAY MARRIED TO A WOMAN YOU DON'’T LOVE... 423 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,629 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ? 424 00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:52,806 I LOVE ANNIE. THAT'’S NOT WHAT-- 425 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:57,158 HOW MANY COUPLES DO YOU KNOW STAY TOGETHER, RIGHT, FOR A LONG TIME, 426 00:22:57,158 --> 00:23:00,857 AND THEY TALK ABOUT PASSION, THE SEX, THE LUST ? 427 00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:05,166 IT DOESN'’T HAPPEN. AFTER A WHILE, PEOPLE STAY MARRIED FOR OTHER REASONS. 428 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:09,170 THEY STAY TOGETHER FOR COMPANIONSHIP, FOR STABILITY, SECURITY. 429 00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:12,478 I MEAN-- THAT'’S WHAT HAPPENS. IT'’S NORMAL. 430 00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:15,176 GRIFF, WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR, 431 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,483 YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ? 432 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:24,098 UH, WELL, MY NAME IS GRIFFIN ERETSO. 433 00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:26,666 I'’M 39. I'’M FROM THE BRONX. I'’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR SIX YEARS. 434 00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:29,669 AND, YOU KNOW, THE THING WITH ASHLEY IS-- 435 00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:32,454 YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE GIRL. 436 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,848 I REALLY LOVE HER. I DO. SHE'’S GREAT. 437 00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:37,241 BUT YOU KNOW, WHAT AM I GONNA DO ? 438 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:40,810 I'’M MARRIED AND I CAN'’T GET ANOTHER DIVORCE. 439 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:43,204 YOU KNOW, I-- I LOVE SPENDING TIME WITH HER. 440 00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:47,164 WE HAVE A GREAT TIME TOGETHER. 441 00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:51,299 SHE'’S A GREAT KID. BUT CAN I IMAGINE SPENDING ANY REAL TIME WITH HER ? 442 00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:56,173 NO. I MEAN, MAYBE. I DON'’T KNOW. I MEAN-- 443 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:58,567 [ Sighs ] 444 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:02,397 I THINK THAT'’S WHY I LIKE TO KEEP IT RESTRICTED TO HOTEL ROOMS. 445 00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:06,662 BECAUSE WE TALK A LITTLE, WE HAVE SEX AND THEN I GO. 446 00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:11,232 AND I GUESS I NEVER REALLY HAVE TO GET TO KNOW HER BECAUSE-- 447 00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:17,151 AND THAT'’S ACTUALLY KIND OF SAD, I GUESS, BUT, YOU KNOW-- 448 00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:19,414 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ? I'’M MARRIED. 449 00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:21,721 ARE YOU GUYS REALLY MOVING ? 450 00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:25,942 THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL CITY. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE ? 451 00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:29,250 I'’M NOT SAYING I DISLIKE THE CITY. I'’M SAYING I'’M BURNT OUT ON IT. 452 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,818 I NEED A LITTLE NATURE NOW AND AGAIN. 453 00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:35,125 YEAH. CENTRAL PARK ISN'’T CUTTING THE MUSTARD FOR HIM ANYMORE. 454 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:39,608 PERHAPS IT'’S BECAUSE I'’VE TURNED 40, BUT I'’M EXPERIENCING THIS ENORMOUS VOID IN MY LIFE. 455 00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:43,569 IT NEEDS TO BE FILLED.HELLO ! I GOT A VOID HERE THAT NEEDS TO BE FILLED. 456 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:45,788 YOU DON'’T SEEM TOO CONCERNED WITH THAT. 457 00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:50,271 A LITTLE TACT, PLEASE ? MUST YOU REDUCE EVERYTHING INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX ? 458 00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:52,926 I'’M SORRY. YOU'’RE RIGHT, HONEY.THANK YOU. 459 00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:58,061 I JUST THOUGHT IF I TALKED ABOUT IT, I MIGHT GET SOME ONCE IN A WHILE. 460 00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:01,282 SO, HAS GRIZZLY ADAMS HERE EXPLAINED TO YOU... 461 00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:06,113 HOW HE PLANS TO FILL THIS VOID ?[ Griffin ] NO. 462 00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:08,594 I'’VE PURCHASED LAND UPSTATE. I'’M GOING TO BUILD A LOG CABIN ON IT. 463 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,120 YOU'’RE GOING TO BUILD A LOG CABIN ? 464 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,950 FROM SCRATCH. JUST ME, THE LOGS AND SOME CUTTING TOOLS. 465 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:20,083 AND WHEN I'’M FINISHED, I SHALL RETIRE THERE AND LIVE OUT THE REST OF MY DAYS. 466 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,651 RETIRE AT AGE 40 ? THAT'’S--WHY NOT ? 467 00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:26,437 TELL THEM ABOUT THE TEPEE I'’M GONNA SLEEP IN WHEN I VISIT. 468 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:28,439 THIS IS GOOD.HA-HA-HA-HA ! 469 00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:32,095 HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE EXPRESSION "FIREWOOD WARMS YOU TWICE" ? 470 00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,228 ONCE WHEN YOU CUT IT AND ONCE WHEN YOU BURN IT. 471 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,447 I'’LL TAKE HALF THAT ACTION. 472 00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:40,974 MY POINT IS SIMPLY THAT I'’M LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING IN TOUCH WITH NATURE. 473 00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:43,150 I GIVE YOU A WEEK OUTSIDE OF MANHATTAN... 474 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:47,241 WITHOUT YOUR SUNDAY TIMES AND BOX SEATS AT SHEA. 475 00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:49,591 OH, LOOK, SHE'’S DRUNK... AGAIN. 476 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:52,115 YOU KNOW, HARRY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE SAYING. 477 00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:54,161 I FEEL THE VOID. 478 00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:57,294 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? SINCE WHEN DO YOU FEEL THE VOID ? 479 00:25:57,294 --> 00:26:01,124 I'’VE FELT IT FOR A WHILE. I THINK WE ALL FOCUS ON THE WRONG THINGS, 480 00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:04,737 LIKE CLOTHES, MONEY, DIET, STUPID CRAP. 481 00:26:04,737 --> 00:26:09,176 YOU THINK ABOUT OUR GRANDPARENTS. THEY WENT THROUGH TWO WARS, THE DEPRESSION. 482 00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:12,092 THEY HAD TO THINK ABOUT WHERE WAS THEIR NEXT MEAL COMING FROM, 483 00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:14,181 AND COULD THEY AFFORD TO KEEP THE APARTMENT HEATED, 484 00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:16,662 AND WHO'’S GONNA PAY FOR THE DOCTOR WHEN SOMEONE GOT SICK. 485 00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,794 THEY WERE MISERABLE. 486 00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:21,318 THEY HAD A REASON TO BE, WHEREAS WE, ON THE OTHER HAND, DON'’T. 487 00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:23,451 I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU, ANNIE. 488 00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:25,366 YOU'’RE SO FULL OF SHIT ! 489 00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,586 HIS PARENTS GREW UP ON PARK AVENUE. 490 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,153 ONCE AGAIN, SHE MISSES THE POINT COMPLETELY. 491 00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:32,460 OH, WOW.I'’M SORRY. 492 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:35,463 MY NAME'’S ANNIE MATTHEWS AND I'’M 29. 493 00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,770 I GREW UP ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE OF MANHATTAN. 494 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:41,991 I FEEL VERY FRUSTRATED WITH MY FRIENDS AND MY LIFE RECENTLY. 495 00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:45,604 WE LIVE IN SUCH A CUSHY SOCIETY. WE HAVE NO REAL THREATS, NO REAL PROBLEMS, 496 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:49,129 SO WE OBSESS ON THESE SILLY LITTLE THINGS. 497 00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:53,220 WE CREATE PROBLEMS, ESPECIALLY SEXUAL, AND I THINK IT'’S PATHETIC. 498 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:58,138 ALMOST EVERYONE I KNOW IS OBSESSED WITH THEIR SEXUALITY AND THEIR SEXUAL LIFE. 499 00:26:58,138 --> 00:27:00,706 AND I THINK ALL THIS THINKING ABOUT IT CAN'’T BE HEALTHY. 500 00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:04,448 IF YOU LOOK AT TELEVISION, MOVIES, ADVERTISING, INTERNET-- 501 00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:08,583 I MEAN, EVERYONE IS JUST OBSESSED. 502 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:12,195 THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME THINKING AND TALKING ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL LIVES. 503 00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:14,415 [ Interviewer ] WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER THEM TALK ABOUT ? 504 00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:19,376 I DON'’T KNOW, BUT I THINK THERE COULD BE DEEPER THINGS PEOPLE COULD TALK ABOUT, 505 00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:24,947 LIKE HAVING A FAMILY AND STICKING TOGETHER THROUGH GOOD TIMES AND BAD TIMES. 506 00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:30,213 YOU KNOW, BUT IT'’S ALWAYS, LIKE, "HE'’S INSENSITIVE," OR "SHE'’S COLD." 507 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:33,390 I MEAN, WHO REALLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HOW MANY ORGASMS-- 508 00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,088 HOW MANY ORGASMS YOU CAN HAVE ? 509 00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:37,786 WHO CARES ABOUT LOVE ANYMORE ? 510 00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,875 DOESN'’T ANYONE CARE ABOUT THAT ? 511 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,661 AHH. CHRIST ! 512 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,924 THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN. 513 00:27:44,924 --> 00:27:47,317 I GUARANTEE THOSE TWO WILL BE DIVORCED WITHIN THE MONTH. 514 00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:49,842 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT ? THEY'’VE ALWAYS TALKED LIKE THAT. 515 00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:54,498 HARRY TALKING THAT CRAP ABOUT HIS CABIN AND VOID ? 516 00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:58,502 THE ONLY VOID HE HAS IS THAT HE WANTS TO FUCK OTHER WOMEN. 517 00:27:58,502 --> 00:28:01,027 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT ? 518 00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:03,856 ARE YOU GUYS SUCH GREAT FRIENDS THAT HE'’D CONFIDE IN YOU ABOUT THAT ? 519 00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:07,033 NO, BUT WE'’VE HAD DRINKS TOGETHER. 520 00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:10,036 HE STARTS TO DRINK TOO MUCH AND HE STARTS TO TALK. I MEAN-- 521 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:12,516 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ? HAS HE CHEATED ON HER ? 522 00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:15,650 I DON'’T KNOW SPECIFICS, BUT I DO KNOW THAT ONE TIME WE WENT OUT... 523 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:18,087 AND HE WAS DRINKING, 524 00:28:18,087 --> 00:28:22,962 AND TALKING TO THIS YOUNG BIMBO AND... HE LEFT WITH HER. 525 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:25,007 IF ANYTHING HAPPENED AFTER THAT, I DON'’T KNOW, SO-- 526 00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:27,227 HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS EARLIER ? 527 00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:29,838 HARRY'’S A FRIEND OF MINE, THAT'’S WHY. 528 00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:31,971 SINCE WHEN ? I INTRODUCED YOU. 529 00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:36,540 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ? HARRY CAN'’T BE MY FRIEND TOO ?NO, HE CAN. 530 00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:39,630 BUT YOUR LOYALTY SHOULD BE TO HILARY BECAUSE YOU KNEW HER FIRST. 531 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:42,155 YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ? I NEVER LIKED HILARY. 532 00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:45,985 FRANKLY, I DON'’T BLAME HARRY FOR GETTING A LITTLE SOMETHING ON THE SIDE. 533 00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:49,728 THAT IS SO DISGUSTING ! SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND. SECONDLY, THEY'’RE MARRIED. 534 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,818 DO YOU THINK THAT'’S ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR FOR HIM TO GET SOME ON THE SIDE ? 535 00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:56,169 THAT'’S NOT WHAT I'’M SAYING, BUT HE AND I HAVE TALKED ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE. 536 00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:59,825 AND FRANKLY, SHE IS NOT THE WARMEST PERSON. 537 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,044 SHE IS NOT THE MOST GIVING, OKAY ? 538 00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:05,091 SO, A GUY LIKE THAT, HE GETS HIS LOAD ON... 539 00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:08,703 AND HE WANTS TO FIND A LITTLE WARMTH AND KINDNESS SOMEWHERE ELSE. 540 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:14,013 "WARMTH AND KINDNESS" ? THAT'’S FUCKING GROSS ! LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION ! 541 00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:16,145 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I WENT OUT TO SEEK WARMTH AND KINDNESS... 542 00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:19,758 FROM SOME YOUNG STUD ?BUT YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 543 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,064 THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING POINT. 544 00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:24,110 YOU'’RE NOT AS AFFECTIONATE AS YOU USED TO BE. 545 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:26,460 BUT DOES THAT GIVE ME THE RIGHT TO CHEAT ON YOU ? 546 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,767 WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION ? 547 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,770 CAN WE CALM DOWN ? IT'’S IDIOCY. LET'’S CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 548 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,424 I DON'’T THINK IT'’S IDIOCY TO TALK ABOUT FIDELITY AND MONOGAMY... 549 00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:37,123 WITH A PERSON YOU'’RE MARRIED TO. 550 00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:39,865 IF OUR SEX LIFE WASN'’T GREAT, WOULD YOU COME TO ME AND TALK ABOUT IT... 551 00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:42,519 SO WE COULD WORK ON IT, OR WOULD YOU JUST HAVE AN AFFAIR ? 552 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:47,133 HAVE AN AFFAIR ? WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK I WOULD DO SUCH A THING ? 553 00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:50,136 I DON'’T KNOW. MAYBE '’CAUSE YOU CHEATED ON YOUR FIRST WIFE. 554 00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:54,357 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. THAT'’S TRUE. 555 00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,795 BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT BECAUSE I DIDN'’T LOVE HER. 556 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,709 AND I LOVE YOU, SO IT'’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT. 557 00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,364 LOOK, WHY DO YOU COMPARE ME TO HARRY ? 558 00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:06,195 HARRY'’S A SHARK. THIS IS A GUY WHO CHEATS HARDWORKING PEOPLE... 559 00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:08,197 OUT OF THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE. 560 00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:10,547 THAT'’S HIS JOB. THAT'’S WHAT HE DOES. 561 00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:13,681 I'’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU MARRY A GUY LIKE THAT, WHO'’S A SCUMBAG IN HIS JOB ? 562 00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:15,552 HE'’S A SCUMBAG IN LIFE. 563 00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:18,729 WHAT DO I DO FOR A LIVING ? I'’M A DENTIST. 564 00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:24,039 HONEY, I CAN'’T BELIEVE YOU'’RE-- 565 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:27,303 I'’M SORRY ABOUT WHAT I SAID ABOUT HILARY. I AM. 566 00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:29,871 I KNOW SHE'’S YOUR BEST FRIEND. IT WAS VERY INSENSITIVE. 567 00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:33,005 I'’M TELLING YOU, JUST DON'’T EVER FUCKING CHEAT ON ME, OKAY ? 568 00:30:33,005 --> 00:30:34,963 OKAY ! 569 00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:41,013 I CAN'’T BELIEVE WE'’RE EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. IT'’S SO SILLY. 570 00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:43,754 MY FIRST WIFE, UM-- 571 00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:46,801 HER NAME WAS SARA. 572 00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:49,064 AND, YEAH, I CHEATED ON HER. 573 00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:52,111 WE WERE MARRIED THREE YEARS. ONLY AFTER THREE YEARS I STARTED CHEATING ON HER. 574 00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:55,375 IT WASN'’T BECAUSE WE WEREN'’T HAVING A GOOD SEX LIFE. WE HAD A VERY GOOD SEX LIFE. 575 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,812 IT WAS JUST THAT I HAVE A VERY... 576 00:30:57,812 --> 00:31:00,728 EUROPEAN OUTLOOK ON MARRIAGE. 577 00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:03,426 I DON'’T NECESSARILY BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY. 578 00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,864 I LOVE MY WIFE, I'’M WITH HER, WE HAVE SEX, 579 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,996 BUT THEN I HAVE THE OCCASIONAL AFFAIR. 580 00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:12,087 IT'’S BEEN DONE IN ITALY AND FRANCE, UH, FOR YEARS. 581 00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:15,090 I DON'’T KNOW IF THE GERMANS DO IT. I DON'’T KNOW WHAT THEY-- 582 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:17,832 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT THEY DO. BUT, YOU KNOW-- 583 00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:20,661 BUT, YOU KNOW-- YOU KNOW-- YOU KNOW-- 584 00:31:20,661 --> 00:31:23,925 SO, IT'’S A VERY DIFFERENT LIFE. 585 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:27,189 THAT'’S THE KIND OF LIFE THAT I HAVE AND-- 586 00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:31,150 I THINK WHAT ANNIE DOESN'’T KNOW ISN'’T GONNA HURT HER, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 587 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,239 [ Annie ] I THINK IT'’S DEPRESSING SOMETIMES. 588 00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:35,937 YOU PASS THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ON THE STREET EVERY DAY, 589 00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:39,071 YET YOU CAN STILL FEEL SO ISOLATED. 590 00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:42,117 ISOLATED AND ALONE. YOU WALK BY. 591 00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:44,772 YOU'’RE IN A CROWD OF PEOPLE-- MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. 592 00:31:44,772 --> 00:31:48,515 YET NOBODY KNOWS YOU, THEY DON'’T KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE GOING THROUGH AND-- 593 00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:51,866 I DON'’T KNOW. I JUST FEEL KIND OF MELANCHOLY LATELY. 594 00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:54,303 I'’M TURNING 30 NEXT YEAR, 595 00:31:54,303 --> 00:31:57,176 AND I GUESS MY LIFE JUST ISN'’T WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. 596 00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:06,098 EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU THE REAL ESTATE AGENT ? 597 00:32:06,098 --> 00:32:08,883 YES. ANNIE MATTHEWS. NICE TO MEET YOU.HOW ARE YOU ? TOMMY. 598 00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:10,798 SHALL WE GO UP ?YEAH. 599 00:32:15,672 --> 00:32:19,546 IT'’S A GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD. IT'’S RECENTLY BEEN RENOVATED. 2,500 SQUARE FEET. 600 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:22,984 HOW MANY BEDROOMS ?THREE BEDROOMS, TWO-AND-A-HALF BATHS. 601 00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:26,161 THAT'’S GOOD, THAT'’S GOOD. I WANT TO FIND A BIG PLACE LIKE THIS. 602 00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:29,164 THE KIND OF HOUSE WHERE YOU CAN GROW OLD IN, YOU RAISE A FAMILY IN. 603 00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:32,167 I'’M SURE YOUR WIFE WOULD LOVE IT. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE ? 604 00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:35,040 [ Laughs ] MY WIFE ? I'’LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I MEET HER. 605 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,129 HOW MANY ? 606 00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:40,132 LIKE FIVE, MAYBE. 607 00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:42,177 GOTTA START WITH FIVE, YOU KNOW ? 608 00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:45,137 WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A BUNNY RABBIT ? HOW AM I GONNA HAVE FIVE KIDS ? 609 00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:47,966 SO WHAT ABOUT YOU ? ANY KIDS ?NO. 610 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,098 HMM. YOU MARRIED, THOUGH ? 611 00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:53,145 THAT'’S A WEDDING RING ON YOUR FINGER, RIGHT ?YEAH. 612 00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:56,191 HAPPY ?ARE YOU WRITING A BOOK ? 613 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,193 I'’M SORRY. I'’M JUST, YOU KNOW-- 614 00:32:58,193 --> 00:33:01,153 I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE POLITE CONVERSATION. 615 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:04,330 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS PLACE ?IT'’S NICE, IT'’S BIG. 616 00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:08,551 BUT IT DOESN'’T FEEL LIKE ME. IT'’S A LITTLE FEMININE. 617 00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:10,292 WE'’LL KEEP LOOKING THEN. 618 00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:16,733 WHERE YOU RUNNIN'’ OFF TO ?IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, I'’VE GOT A DATE TONIGHT. 619 00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:19,823 GOOD FOR YOU. YOU GOT RIGHT BACK OUT THERE, HUH, KID ? 620 00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:22,652 THAT'’S GREAT. 621 00:33:22,652 --> 00:33:24,567 AREN'’T YOU GONNA TAKE A SHOWER ? 622 00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:27,222 [ Sniffs ] THINK I NEED TO ? 623 00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:30,486 THERE'’S A DEFINITE SCENT OF SOMETHING THERE. 624 00:33:30,486 --> 00:33:33,968 I DON'’T NOW WHAT IT IS. SLAP SOME COLOGNE ON. YOU'’LL BE ALL RIGHT. 625 00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:36,449 I DON'’T LIKE TO WEAR COLOGNE, BUT THANKS ANYWAY. 626 00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:39,843 I THINK I'’LL BE FINE.YOU DON'’T WEAR COLOGNE ? 627 00:33:39,843 --> 00:33:43,717 YOU'’D RATHER SHOW UP ON YOUR DATE SMELLING LIKE SOME BARNYARD ANIMAL. 628 00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:48,026 SLAP SOME COLOGNE ON. SHOWS YOU GOT CLASS. 629 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,115 [ Sighs ] 630 00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:52,160 DON'’T FORGET THE BALLS. 631 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,729 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?SPRAY SOME ON YOUR BALLS. 632 00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:58,732 I'’M NOT GONNA PUT COLOGNE ON MY BALLS. YOU THINK I'’M SOME SORT OF SAVAGE ? 633 00:33:58,732 --> 00:34:00,864 I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME ON THIS. 634 00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:03,432 I COULD SMELL YOUR ARMPITS FROM HERE, OKAY ? 635 00:34:03,432 --> 00:34:07,219 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR BALLS ARE GONNA SMELL LIKE WHEN SHE STICKS HER FACE THERE ? 636 00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:09,221 GIVE THOSE BAD BOYS A SPRITZ AND SHE'’LL LOVE IT. 637 00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:13,138 GO AHEAD, DO WHAT I TELL YOU. 638 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:16,271 ALL RIGHT. YOU'’RE A SICK MAN, BUT I'’LL DO IT IN THE NEXT ROOM. 639 00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:19,231 THEY LOVE IT WHEN THE BALLS SMELL NICE. 640 00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:22,277 LET'’S THEM KNOW YOU CARE. 641 00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:25,672 WOULD I HAVE SEX ON THE FIRST DATE ? 642 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:30,894 I THINK I MIGHT BE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE HERE, BUT WHO WOULDN'’T ? 643 00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:33,549 OH, SURE. I'’M NOT ONE OF THOSE GIRLS THAT THINKS... 644 00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:35,812 SHE CAN'’T HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY... 645 00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,901 IF SHE SLEEPS WITH HIM ON THE FIRST DATE. 646 00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:40,034 YOU KNOW, THAT'’S SILLY. 647 00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:42,341 OH, I'’M ALL FOR IT, PREFERABLY BEFORE... 648 00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:45,866 GOING TO THE MOVIE AND PAYING FOR THE POPCORN. 649 00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:49,696 UM, I JUST THINK IT'’S WEIRD THAT THERE'’S THIS PERSON OUT THERE... 650 00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:52,220 JUST WALKING AROUND, LEADING THEIR LIFE. 651 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:57,007 THEN YOU MEET THEM IN A BAR, AND THEN TWO OR THREE HOURS LATER, YOU HAVE THEIR PENIS INSIDE YOU. 652 00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:58,966 I THINK THAT'’S A LITTLE SCARY. 653 00:34:58,966 --> 00:35:02,230 I WAS HAPPY. OR THOUGHT I WAS. 654 00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:04,972 BUT HE THOUGHT WE WERE TOO YOUNG... 655 00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:08,280 AND COULDN'’T SEE HIMSELF BEING FAITHFUL FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. 656 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,326 SO WHAT HAPPENED ? WHAT, YOU GOT DIVORCED ? 657 00:35:11,326 --> 00:35:15,200 NOT UNTIL I FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS SLEEPING WITH OTHER WOMEN. 658 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,333 YOU SEE, IT'’S SO FRAGILE. I DON'’T KNOW A SINGLE PERSON... 659 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,944 THAT HASN'’T EITHER CHEATED ON THEIR SPOUSE... 660 00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:23,947 OR BEEN CHEATED ON AT SOME TIME.IT'’S DEPRESSING. 661 00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:27,473 SO WHAT HAPPENED ? DID YOU CATCH HIM ? HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ? 662 00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:29,518 YOU WEREN'’T HITTING ON HER ? 663 00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:31,955 NO ! I WAS JUST TALKING TO HER ! 664 00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:34,306 I WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE. I HEARD YOU. 665 00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:37,004 WHAT DID YOU HEAR ? YOU WANT ME TO REPEAT IT ? 666 00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:39,615 YEAH, BECAUSE I DIDN'’T SAY ANYTHING...OH, REALLY ! 667 00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:41,922 THAT WOULD WARRANT THESE ACCUSATIONS. 668 00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:45,969 TELLING SOMEONE I WORK WITH, THAT I HAVE TO SEE EVERY DAY, THAT SHE HAS NICE TITS... 669 00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:48,668 DOESN'’T WARRANT THESE ACCUSATIONS ?I DIDN'’T SAY THAT. 670 00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:51,975 ALL I'’M SAYING IS, YOU HAVE REALLY NICE BREASTS. 671 00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:55,979 ALL RIGHT, MAYBE I SAID SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BUT I WAS ONLY KIDDING. 672 00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:59,983 KIDDING ?YEAH ! I WAS FLIRTING, BUT A KIDDING KIND OF FLIRTING. 673 00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:02,595 NO. FLIRTING I DON'’T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH. FLIRTING IS ONE THING. 674 00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:05,815 BUT TRYING TO FUCK ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS-- THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH. 675 00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:08,296 JESUS, I MEAN THAT IS HARSH.MM-HMM. 676 00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:12,039 WHAT ABOUT YOU ? HAVE YOU BEEN ON A LOT OF DATES SINCE THE DIVORCE ? 677 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:14,955 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN ? 678 00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:18,306 REALLY ? IT'’S BEEN THAT LONG ? OVER A YEAR. 679 00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:20,830 THAT CANNOT BE HEALTHY. THAT'’S UNNATURAL. 680 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:23,964 ACTUALLY, IT'’S NOT THAT BAD. 681 00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:26,096 AFTER A WHILE, YOU DON'’T MISS IT SO MUCH. 682 00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:28,621 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME ? YOU KNOW WHAT'’S GONNA HAPPEN ? 683 00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:32,929 THE MINUTE YOU GET IT AGAIN, YOU'’RE GONNA KICK YOURSELF FOR BEING OUT OF THE GAME SO LONG. 684 00:36:32,929 --> 00:36:35,149 IT'’S NOT LIKE I HAVE A LOT OF OPTIONS OUT THERE. 685 00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:38,935 THE GUYS IN THE CITY, THE DECENT ONES, ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. 686 00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:42,025 WHAT THE HELL AM I, FUCKING DOOGIE HOWSER ? 687 00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:45,290 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ? ARE YOU OFFERING YOUR SERVICES TO ME ? 688 00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:48,989 I WASN'’T GONNA COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT, BUT YEAH. 689 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:52,210 OF COURSE I'’D LIKE TO, BUT-- 690 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,952 HMM. SO WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST ? 691 00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:59,086 WE GO TO MY PLACE AND YOU HELP ME WITH THIS LITTLE PROBLEM I'’VE GOT. 692 00:36:59,086 --> 00:37:01,001 IS THAT IT ? 693 00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:06,136 DID I JUST BLOW IT ? DID I JUST TOTALLY STRIKE OUT ? 694 00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:10,967 NO. 695 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,753 WHERE DO YOU LIVE ? 696 00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:16,886 I ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW-- 697 00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:19,846 I'’VE GOT A ROOMMATE.OKAY, NOW YOU'’RE STRIKING OUT. 698 00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:22,022 THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD AND YOU HAVE A ROOMMATE ? 699 00:37:22,022 --> 00:37:24,677 IT'’S JUST TEMPORARY, BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND KICKED ME OUT. 700 00:37:24,677 --> 00:37:27,027 SO IT'’S NOT-- 701 00:37:27,027 --> 00:37:29,638 WHAT ABOUT YOU ? DO YOU LIVE ALONE ? 702 00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:33,251 YEAH. 703 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:37,385 SO WHAT'’D YOU SAY YOU DID FOR A LIVING ? 704 00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:41,041 YOU'’RE A SCHOOLTEACHER ?YEAH. I TEACH SIXTH GRADE. 705 00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,348 YOU SEE, THAT'’S WEIRD. 706 00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:47,090 I THINK WHEN YOU'’RE A KID YOU CAN'’T IMAGINE THAT YOUR SIXTH-GRADE TEACHER... 707 00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:51,051 IS GOIN'’ OUT ON DATES, GETTIN'’ DRUNK, TAKING GUYS HOME. 708 00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:54,402 I CANNOT IMAGINE MY SIXTH-GRADE TEACHER... 709 00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:58,928 LETTIN'’ SOME GUY GO DOWN ON HER... AT ALL.WHY ? 710 00:37:58,928 --> 00:38:01,061 WHY ?YEAH. 711 00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:03,019 I DON'’T KNOW. MAYBE BECAUSE SHE WAS A NUN. 712 00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:05,805 ALL RIGHT. 713 00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:09,461 I COULDN'’T GO THROUGH WITH IT TONIGHT BECAUSE-- 714 00:38:11,071 --> 00:38:13,508 YOU KNOW, IT'’S JUST BEEN SINCE MY HUSBAND, 715 00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:16,511 AND IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD, SO-- 716 00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:19,079 BUT THAT'’S ALL. I JUST WANTED TO-- 717 00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:21,560 THAT'’S COOL, THAT'’S COOL. 718 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,040 IT'’S NOT LIKE I WAS LOOKING FOR A ONE-NIGHT STAND OR ANYTHING. 719 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,042 WE CAN JUST TAKE IT SLOW. 720 00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:29,045 I MEAN, I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 721 00:38:29,045 --> 00:38:31,004 YOU WANNA SEE ME ? 722 00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:35,487 YEAH.GOOD. 723 00:38:35,487 --> 00:38:39,317 YOU BETTER, BECAUSE THAT WAS A VERY EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT, YOU KNOW ? 724 00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:42,755 EXPENSIVE MEAL. 725 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:48,891 YEAH. EXPENSIVE DESSERT, YOU KNOW ? 726 00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:51,981 BUT TASTY.THAT'’S RIGHT. 727 00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:54,375 SO HE WENT DOWN ON YOU ON THE FIRST DATE ? 728 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,899 YEAH, I KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ? 729 00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:59,206 USUALLY THAT'’S NOT A GOOD SIGN. 730 00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:02,862 THAT'’S WHAT I WAS THINKING, BUT HE WENT FOR IT BEFORE I KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING. 731 00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:04,951 I FELT KIND OF SLUTTY, THOUGH. 732 00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:07,083 WHY ? 733 00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:10,913 I MEAN, IT'’S NOT LIKE YOU HAD SEX WITH THE GUY, RIGHT ? 734 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:13,655 HE WENT DOWN ON ME. HOW WAS THAT NOT SEX ? 735 00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:16,179 YOU SOUND LIKE BILL CLINTON. HOW IS THAT NOT SEX ? 736 00:39:16,179 --> 00:39:20,009 IT'’S JUST NOT SEX. IT'’S NOT. 737 00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:22,011 I'’LL TELL YOU WHAT I DID FIND WEIRD. 738 00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:25,058 DO GUYS USUALLY PUT COLOGNE ON THEIR BALLS ? 739 00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:29,018 DID HE HAVE IT ON HIS BALLS OR ON HIS UNDERWEAR ?HIS BALLS. 740 00:39:29,018 --> 00:39:31,020 YEAH, THAT'’S A LITTLE WEIRD. YUCK ! 741 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,109 YOU WROTE A SONG FOR THAT HOT CHICK AT THE DINER ? 742 00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:35,851 - HOT SONG FOR A HOT CHICK. - SHE SAID SHE'’D GO OUT WITH YOU ? 743 00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:38,071 NO, NOT REALLY. 744 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:40,595 I THINK SHE LIKED ME '’CAUSE SHE DIDN'’T SEEM TO HATE ME. 745 00:39:40,595 --> 00:39:42,597 WHERE'’S SHE FROM ?IOWA. 746 00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:44,730 IOWA ? WHERE THE FUCK IS IOWA ? 747 00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:47,036 DUDE, I HAVEN'’T THE SLIGHTEST. 748 00:39:47,036 --> 00:39:50,039 YOU WANT SOME ADVICE ? DON'’T PLAY HER THAT SONG. 749 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:52,085 WHY NOT ?'’CAUSE IT'’S A BUBBLEGUM MOVE. 750 00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:54,043 YOU'’RE GONNA EMBARRASS YOURSELF AND THE BAND. 751 00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:58,047 BUT IF YOU INSIST, BETTER MAKE IT A DUET. 752 00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:01,399 YEAH, BUT THEN SHE FALLS FOR YOU, AND THEN, YOU KNOW-- 753 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,009 '’CAUSE YOU'’VE GOT THAT VOICE.THAT'’S WHAT I'’M THINKIN'’. 754 00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:11,104 HEY, ASHLEY, SERGEANT PEPPER'’S HERE AGAIN. HE'’S GOT A GUITAR WITH HIM. 755 00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:13,846 I REALLY HOPE HE'’S NOT GONNA BE SERENADING YOU IN HERE. 756 00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:17,240 AH, HE'’S KINDA CUTE.HE LOOKS LIKE A FREAK. WHAT'’S WITH THAT OUTFIT ? 757 00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:22,028 HI, HOW'’S IT GOIN'’ ? HI. 758 00:40:22,028 --> 00:40:24,030 HOW YOU DOIN'’ ? GOOD. HOW YOU DOIN'’ ? 759 00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:26,075 I'’M DOIN'’ GOOD. IT'’S A GOOD DAY. 760 00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:28,774 I TOLD YOU I'’D BE BACK. RIGHT ?YES. 761 00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:30,602 BUT YOU GOT A-- YOU HAVE THE GUITAR WITH YOU. 762 00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:32,908 YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT I DID ? 763 00:40:32,908 --> 00:40:35,476 LAST NIGHT I WENT HOME AND WROTE A SONG FOR YOU. 764 00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:38,392 AND NOW I FEEL LIKE IT'’S NOT THE RIGHT TIME. 765 00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:40,786 MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD IDEA. I'’M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 766 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:44,659 ARE YOU GONNA SING OR IS IT JUST THE GUITAR ? 767 00:40:44,659 --> 00:40:48,141 UH-- YOU KNOW, IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, DON'’T. 768 00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:52,362 YOU DON'’T NEED TO DO IT NOW. YOU COULD COME BACK AND PLAY IT ANOTHER TIME. 769 00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:56,105 I COULD PLAY A LITTLE BIT RIGHT NOW PROBABLY, FOR YOU. 770 00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:59,805 WHATEVER YOU WANT.IT'’S A REAL PRETTY SONG. 771 00:40:59,805 --> 00:41:02,111 WHAT'’S IT CALLED ?IT'’S CALLED "A GIRL LIKE YOU." 772 00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:05,724 A GIRL LIKE ME ?"A GIRL LIKE YOU." 773 00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,943 YEAH, I KNOW. 774 00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:10,642 I MEAN, WAS IT WRITTEN ABOUT A GIRL LIKE ME ? 775 00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:13,906 LIKE, IS THIS SONG ABOUT A GIRL LIKE ME ? 776 00:41:13,906 --> 00:41:17,039 I WROTE IT FOR YOU. 777 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:19,607 YEAH. 778 00:41:19,607 --> 00:41:22,305 SO, OKAY.OKAY. 779 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:26,135 WAIT A SECOND. YOU SAID YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND ALREADY, HUH ? 780 00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:29,095 YEAH.YEAH. I REMEMBER YOU SAID THAT. 781 00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:31,010 MAYBE I SHOULDN'’T PLAY THIS SONG. YEAH. 782 00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:33,969 IT MIGHT NOT BE RIGHT. 783 00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:36,972 IT MIGHT BE LIKE CHEATING. 784 00:41:36,972 --> 00:41:40,019 YEAH, PROBABLY NOT. 785 00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:42,151 THIS WAS WEIRD. I'’LL PROBABLY-- 786 00:41:42,151 --> 00:41:44,153 I'’LL PROBABLY COME BACK ANOTHER TIME, OKAY ? 787 00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:46,155 OH, NO. YOU DON'’T HAVE TO GO. 788 00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:49,376 NO, I HAVE TO GO. I HAVE TO GO. AH, I'’M STUFFED. 789 00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:52,161 BUT I'’LL BE BACK WITHOUT THE GUITAR. ALL RIGHT ? 790 00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:54,337 TAKE IT EASY, YOU.YOU TOO. 791 00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:56,383 BYE. 792 00:41:56,383 --> 00:41:58,385 I GOT BEAT UP A LOT WHEN I WAS A KID. 793 00:41:58,385 --> 00:42:01,083 SO I SPENT MOST OF MY TIME IN MY BATHROOM... 794 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:03,738 LEARNING TO PLAY GUITAR AND MASTURBATING. 795 00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:06,654 AND NOW THAT I'’M DIVORCED, I BASICALLY DO THE SAME THING. 796 00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:12,834 ♪ TOO MANY ♪ 797 00:42:14,096 --> 00:42:18,318 ♪ THINGS I DO NOT CARE FOR ♪ 798 00:42:18,318 --> 00:42:22,583 ♪ ONE THING THAT I ADORE ♪ 799 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:25,586 ♪ IS A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 800 00:42:28,284 --> 00:42:32,811 ♪ I'’M ALWAYS TRYING ♪ 801 00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:37,032 ♪ TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYE ♪ 802 00:42:37,032 --> 00:42:38,817 ♪ IT'’S OKAY ♪ 803 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:44,039 ♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪♪ 804 00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:58,184 GRIFFIN ? YOU DON'’T HAVE TO WORRY. 805 00:42:58,184 --> 00:43:00,229 NOBODY'’S GONNA RECOGNIZE YOU HERE. 806 00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:02,231 I HOPE YOU KNOW I'’M TAKING A BIG RISK... 807 00:43:02,231 --> 00:43:05,583 TAKING YOU OUT IN PUBLIC, JUST--REALLY ? 808 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:10,109 DRIVING US A HALF HOUR OUT TO BROOKLYN JUST TO EAT DINNER ? 809 00:43:10,109 --> 00:43:12,502 I THINK YOU'’RE PRETTY RISK-FREE.OKAY. 810 00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:14,896 WE'’RE HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, SO-- 811 00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:17,986 COME HERE. YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY.REALLY ? 812 00:43:17,986 --> 00:43:22,600 ASHLEY, HOW'’S IT GOIN'’ ?OH, HI ! GOOD. HOW ARE YOU ? 813 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,124 YOU REMEMBER ME ?OF COURSE. BEN. 814 00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:28,257 FROM THE COFFEE SHOP. HOW'’S IT GOIN'’ ?GOOD. 815 00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:30,999 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 816 00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:33,654 I'’M HAVING DINNER WITH MY GRANDPARENTS.YEAH ? 817 00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:36,004 THEY'’RE FROM BURROUGH PARK.THEY'’RE SO CUTE. 818 00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:38,572 I FIGURED I TAKE '’EM OUT. I'’M SORRY. IS THIS YOUR FATHER ? 819 00:43:38,572 --> 00:43:41,749 NO, THIS IS GRIFFIN, MY... DENTIST. 820 00:43:41,749 --> 00:43:44,752 GRIFFIN, BEN. BEN, GRIFFIN. 821 00:43:44,752 --> 00:43:47,276 HI.PLEASURE. HI. 822 00:43:47,276 --> 00:43:52,281 ALL RIGHT. I WAS GOIN'’ TO THE BATHROOM.OKAY. 823 00:43:52,281 --> 00:43:54,240 SEE YOU LATER. [ Chuckles ]BYE. 824 00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:59,332 I FORGOT SOMETHING AT MY TABLE. 825 00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:03,075 YOU LOOK GREAT. YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.THANKS. THANK YOU. 826 00:44:03,075 --> 00:44:06,078 ALL RIGHT. NICE MEETING YOU. I'’M SORRY. 827 00:44:06,078 --> 00:44:07,949 BYE, BEN. 828 00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:12,475 HE'’S SO SWEET. [ Laughs ]WHO IS HE ? 829 00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:18,264 HE'’S JUST THIS MUSICIAN GUY I USED TO KNOW. 830 00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:22,660 YOU KNOW HIM OR-- WE WENT OUT A COUPLE OF TIMES. 831 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,574 OH, YOU DID GO OUT WITH HIM. 832 00:44:24,574 --> 00:44:27,969 SO WHAT HAPPENED ? WHY DIDN'’T IT WORK ? 833 00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:31,973 YOU KNOW, IT'’S REALLY NOT VERY IMPORTANT. 834 00:44:31,973 --> 00:44:33,888 NO. I WANNA KNOW. 835 00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:37,805 I DON'’T KNOW. UH-- 836 00:44:40,112 --> 00:44:43,724 IF I TELL YOU, DO YOU PROMISE ME YOU'’RE NOT GONNA GET MAD ? 837 00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:46,118 YEAH, I PROMISE. 838 00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:48,642 YOU PROMISE.YEAH, I PROM-- 839 00:44:48,642 --> 00:44:50,905 OKAY.I TOTALLY PROMISE. 840 00:44:50,905 --> 00:44:53,516 [ Whispering ] I COULDN'’T HAVE SEX WITH HIM. 841 00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:57,085 I MEAN, I DID HAVE SEX WITH HIM, BUT I COULDN'’T CONTINUE HAVING SEX WITH HIM. 842 00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:58,957 MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 843 00:45:00,523 --> 00:45:03,004 AND NOW I'’M SUPPOSED TO ASK WHY, I SUPPOSE. 844 00:45:03,004 --> 00:45:05,137 UM, WHAT HAPPENED ? 845 00:45:05,137 --> 00:45:08,880 HE COULDN'’T GET IT UP OR WHAT ?NO, NO, NO. 846 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,838 HE WAS TOO BIG. 847 00:45:12,448 --> 00:45:15,451 EXCUSE ME ?TOO BIG. 848 00:45:15,451 --> 00:45:18,541 THAT'’S NICE. THAT'’S A CHARMING BIT OF DINNER CONVERSATION. 849 00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:21,370 COULD WE HAVE THE CHECK ?YOU SAID YOU WEREN'’T GOING TO GET MAD ! 850 00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:24,199 I'’M NOT. I JUST DON'’T FEEL LIKE SITTING HERE, TALKING TO YOU ABOUT YOUR OLD BOYFRIENDS... 851 00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:28,682 WHO HAVE MUCH BIGGER COCKS THAN I DO.AH, SHH. 852 00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:30,945 - DON'’T BE MAD. - WHY WOULDN'’T I BE MAD ? 853 00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:34,209 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SIT HERE AND TALK ABOUT MY OLD GIRLFRIENDS'’ VAGINAS ? 854 00:45:34,209 --> 00:45:37,778 YOU HAVE A VERY NICE-SIZED ONE, THOUGH. A NICE SIZE ? 855 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:39,649 THAT'’S VERY NICE OF YOU. THANKS A LOT. 856 00:45:39,649 --> 00:45:42,087 BUT NOT LIKE BIG DICK DONGO OVER THERE. 857 00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:44,872 COULD WE HAVE THAT CHECK ? HOW WE DOIN'’ WITH THAT CHECK ? 858 00:45:48,006 --> 00:45:49,964 [ Griffin ] WAS IT SERIOUS WITH THAT GUY OR WHAT ? 859 00:45:49,964 --> 00:45:52,010 IT WAS JUST A FLING. 860 00:45:52,010 --> 00:45:54,012 JUST A FLING ?YEAH. 861 00:45:54,012 --> 00:45:57,624 IT WAS FOR FUN. IT WAS STRICTLY PHYSICAL. 862 00:45:57,624 --> 00:46:01,976 OH, IT WAS JUST PHYS-- THAT'’S SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ? 863 00:46:01,976 --> 00:46:05,980 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ? YOU DON'’T WANT TO KNOW.I DO WANT TO KNOW. 864 00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:08,983 SO, WHAT, HE AND HIS BIG COCK WERE JUST FOR FUN ? IS THAT-- 865 00:46:08,983 --> 00:46:12,726 THERE'’S NO REASON FOR YOU TO FEEL THREATENED.I DON'’T FEEL THREATENED. 866 00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:14,989 HONEY, I LOVE YOU.UH-HUH. 867 00:46:14,989 --> 00:46:17,470 I DIDN'’T LOVE HIM.UH-HUH. 868 00:46:17,470 --> 00:46:19,864 PLUS, YOU CAN'’T GET ON MY CASE '’CAUSE YOU'’RE GONNA GO HOME... 869 00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:22,997 AND GET IN BED WITH YOUR WIFE. 870 00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:27,828 DO YOU THINK HE'’S A BETTER LOVER THAN ME ?NO. 871 00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:30,004 NO, I'’M JUST WONDERING. 872 00:46:30,004 --> 00:46:32,877 MAYBE THAT COULD BE THE PROBLEM WE'’VE BEEN HAVING LATELY. I'’M SERIOUS. 873 00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:36,576 MAYBE YOU NEED LIKE A HUGE COCK TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. 874 00:46:36,576 --> 00:46:39,057 YOU THINK THAT'’S THE PROBLEM WE'’VE BEEN HAVING LATELY ? 875 00:46:39,057 --> 00:46:42,756 THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU'’RE MARRIED, AND WE'’VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR, WHAT, SIX MONTHS. 876 00:46:42,756 --> 00:46:47,065 THIS IS THE FIRST NIGHT YOU TOOK ME OUT ON A REAL DATE. THAT IS THE PROBLEM ! 877 00:46:47,065 --> 00:46:49,894 HOW MUCH BIGGER IS HE THAN ME ? THAT'’S ALL I WANNA KNOW. 878 00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:52,635 GET OFF IT, WILL YOU ? 879 00:46:52,635 --> 00:46:56,814 THIS WAS NICE. PLEASE LEAVE IT BE, OKAY ?MM-HMM. SURE. 880 00:46:59,555 --> 00:47:02,341 HI, BABE. 881 00:47:02,341 --> 00:47:04,996 ARE YOU HERE ? 882 00:47:04,996 --> 00:47:07,433 [ Annie ] HI.HI. 883 00:47:10,349 --> 00:47:13,395 HOW ARE YOU ?OOH, FLOWERS ! WHAT'’S THE OCCASION ? 884 00:47:13,395 --> 00:47:17,269 I NEED AN OCCASION TO BUY FLOWERS FOR MY WIFE ? 885 00:47:17,269 --> 00:47:21,055 USUALLY.[ Laughs ] HERE, I'’LL PUT '’EM-- 886 00:47:21,055 --> 00:47:23,623 WHERE WERE YOU ALL NIGHT ?I WAS AT THE GYM. 887 00:47:23,623 --> 00:47:25,625 I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA GO TO THE GYM. 888 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:30,064 I DECIDED TO GO FOR A SWIM AFTERWARDS, THEN I RAN INTO-- 889 00:47:30,064 --> 00:47:32,545 WHAT'’S THAT SMELL ? 890 00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:36,810 WHAT ? WHAT SMELL ?I GUESS IT'’S YOUR NEW COLOGNE ? 891 00:47:36,810 --> 00:47:39,030 YEAH. YOU DON'’T LIKE IT ? 892 00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:41,771 NO. IT'’S KIND OF FLOWERY. 893 00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:45,471 OH, WELL-- MAYBE IT'’S THE FLOWERS. 894 00:47:45,471 --> 00:47:48,996 I'’M GONNA GO TO BED.WHAT, ARE YOU GOING TO BED ? 895 00:47:53,392 --> 00:47:58,049 AT THE GYM TONIGHT I WAS LOOKING THROUGH ONE OF THOSE, UM, 896 00:47:58,049 --> 00:48:01,008 YOU KNOW, THOSE MEN'’S MAGAZINES. 897 00:48:01,008 --> 00:48:05,404 AND THEY HAD AN ARTICLE IN THERE ABOUT PENIS SIZE. 898 00:48:05,404 --> 00:48:09,538 NOW, I KNOW YOU'’VE ONLY BEEN WITH A COUPLE OF GUYS. 899 00:48:09,538 --> 00:48:11,497 SO YOU'’VE TOLD ME. [ Chuckles ] 900 00:48:11,497 --> 00:48:14,892 BUT, UM, IS MINE, UH, 901 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:18,939 WHAT, LIKE A NICE SIZE OR-- 902 00:48:20,593 --> 00:48:22,987 I DON'’T KNOW. I'’VE NEVER COMPARED. 903 00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:25,772 WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT AS BIG OR-- 904 00:48:25,772 --> 00:48:27,687 I DON'’T KNOW. MAYBE. 905 00:48:27,687 --> 00:48:30,342 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ? 906 00:48:30,342 --> 00:48:32,692 YEAH. WHY ? 907 00:48:32,692 --> 00:48:35,477 YOU JUST SEEM DIFFERENT TO ME LATELY. 908 00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:38,132 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "DIFFERENT" ? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 909 00:48:38,132 --> 00:48:42,832 WELL, YOU'’RE NOT AS AFFECTIONATE AS YOU USED TO BE. 910 00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:47,489 WHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER, YOU COULD BARELY KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 911 00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:51,145 AND NOW, WE BARELY MAKE LOVE. 912 00:48:51,145 --> 00:48:55,280 AND WE NEVER JUST LAY AROUND AND CUDDLE. 913 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,804 I KNOW, HONEY, BUT I'’M SORRY. 914 00:48:57,804 --> 00:49:01,112 I'’M SO BUSY AT WORK, AND I'’M JUST-- 915 00:49:01,112 --> 00:49:04,071 AFTER A WHILE, THINGS DO SLOW DOWN. THAT'’S-- 916 00:49:04,071 --> 00:49:07,379 BUT NOT FOR EVERYONE, AND I DON'’T WANT THEM TO SLOW DOWN FOR US. 917 00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:09,424 WHY SHOULD THEY ? I'’M 30 YEARS OLD. 918 00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:12,819 I'’M NOT READY TO NOT HAVE PASSION IN MY LIFE ! 919 00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:16,344 I KNOW, NO--I GOT MARRIED '’CAUSE I WANTED TO HAVE KIDS, 920 00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:19,173 AND LOVE AND COMPANIONSHIP. 921 00:49:19,173 --> 00:49:21,393 AND THE LONGER WE'’RE TOGETHER, THE LESS... 922 00:49:21,393 --> 00:49:24,874 I SEEM TO BE GETTING THESE THINGS. 923 00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:27,312 SO THIS IS ABOUT KIDS ? 924 00:49:27,312 --> 00:49:29,531 NO. YEAH, IT IS ABOUT KIDS, 925 00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:31,794 BUT IT'’S REALLY MORE ABOUT US. 926 00:49:33,405 --> 00:49:36,147 WELL, HONEY, I-- I DON'’T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING, 927 00:49:36,147 --> 00:49:38,714 BUT COMPARED TO MOST PEOPLE, WE HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE. 928 00:49:38,714 --> 00:49:40,194 THAT'’S WHAT I THINK. 929 00:49:40,194 --> 00:49:43,545 [ Sighs ] OH, GOD. 930 00:49:43,545 --> 00:49:46,896 WHAT ? WHY DON'’T YOU GIVE ME ANY ATTENTION ANYMORE ? 931 00:49:46,896 --> 00:49:51,118 WHY AM I YOUR LAST PRIORITY ? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 932 00:49:51,118 --> 00:49:54,600 I GOT YOU FLOWERS AND-- 933 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,647 HONEY, COME ON. 934 00:49:58,647 --> 00:50:00,823 GRIFFIN AND I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR SIX YEARS. 935 00:50:00,823 --> 00:50:03,957 AND I WOULD SAY THAT OUR SEX LIFE IS HEALTHY. 936 00:50:03,957 --> 00:50:08,266 YOU KNOW, IT SLOWED DOWN A LITTLE BIT, BUT WE'’RE STILL PASSIONATE. 937 00:50:08,266 --> 00:50:12,487 IT'’S NOT REALLY THE SEX I MISS SO MUCH AS THE AFFECTION. 938 00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:14,576 [ Interviewer ] ANNIE DESCRIBED YOUR SEX LIFE AS PASSIONATE. 939 00:50:14,576 --> 00:50:17,492 WOULD YOU SAY THAT WAS ACCURATE ? 940 00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:20,974 NO, I WOULD NOT DESCRIBE IT AS PASSIONATE, NO. I WOULD NOT, NO. 941 00:50:20,974 --> 00:50:26,414 LOOK, AFTER A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME, THINGS FADE. 942 00:50:26,414 --> 00:50:30,244 AND ANYBODY WHO TELLS YOU DIFFERENTLY IS LYING. 943 00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:33,552 IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT, THEN WHY DON'’T YOU SAY SOMETHING ? 944 00:50:33,552 --> 00:50:36,337 WHAT SHOULD I SAY ?I DON'’T KNOW. 945 00:50:36,337 --> 00:50:39,993 I NEVER LIKED THE GUY, SO I WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, 946 00:50:39,993 --> 00:50:44,345 "I THINK YOU'’RE A SELFISH, IGNORANT MISOGYNIST. 947 00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:47,435 I KNOW YOU'’RE HAVING AN AFFAIR, AND I WANT A DIVORCE." 948 00:50:47,435 --> 00:50:49,568 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A DIVORCE ? 949 00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:52,962 YOU SAID HE CAME HOME SMELLING OF SOME OTHER WOMAN'’S PUSSY. 950 00:50:52,962 --> 00:50:55,008 PERFUME ! I SAID PERFUME ! 951 00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:57,315 PERFUME, PUSSY, WHATEVER. WHATEVER. LOOK. 952 00:50:57,315 --> 00:51:00,970 I KNOW WHEN A GUY IS HAVING AN AFFAIR, AND THAT'’S WHAT THE LITTLE SHIT IS DOING. 953 00:51:00,970 --> 00:51:03,234 YOU'’VE GOT A COUPLE OF OPTIONS. 954 00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:06,106 YOU COULD DIVORCE THE PRICK. 955 00:51:06,106 --> 00:51:08,978 YOU COULD STAY AND LIVE WITH IT, 956 00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:10,980 BUT THAT'’S PATHETIC. 957 00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:13,809 OR YOU COULD, UM, 958 00:51:13,809 --> 00:51:16,421 HAVE AN AFFAIR YOURSELF. 959 00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:19,032 DO YOU THINK THAT HARRY HAS EVER HAD AN AFFAIR ? 960 00:51:19,032 --> 00:51:22,035 I THINK THAT'’S WHAT THAT LOG CABIN SHIT WAS ABOUT. 961 00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:24,690 YEAH, HE WANTS A PLACE TO TAKE THEM. 962 00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:27,040 WHY DO YOU STAY WITH HIM, THEN ? 963 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:30,043 OR WHAT ? GET ANOTHER DIVORCE ? 964 00:51:30,043 --> 00:51:32,567 NO WAY. GOD, TOO MUCH WORK. 965 00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:35,179 HOW CAN YOU STAY WITH HIM KNOWING HE'’S HAD AN AFFAIR ? 966 00:51:35,179 --> 00:51:38,269 I DON'’T KNOW. BECAUSE... 967 00:51:38,269 --> 00:51:40,314 I DID THE SAME THING. 968 00:51:40,314 --> 00:51:43,883 YOU DID ? OH, MY GOD ! WHEN ? YOU DID ? 969 00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:47,669 [ Whispering ] WITH MY GYNO.YOUR GYNECOLOGIST ? 970 00:51:47,669 --> 00:51:50,890 OH, MY GOD ! ISN'’T THAT ILLEGAL OR SOMETHING ? 971 00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:53,066 NO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? IT'’S HEAVEN. 972 00:51:53,066 --> 00:51:57,244 THINK ABOUT IT. IF THERE'’S ONE THING THAT GUY KNOWS ABOUT-- 973 00:51:57,244 --> 00:51:59,638 WHAT DOES HE DO ? 974 00:51:59,638 --> 00:52:02,075 WHAT DOES HE DO ? 975 00:52:02,075 --> 00:52:04,033 ANNIE'’S PROBLEM IS SHE'’S AN IDEALIST. 976 00:52:04,033 --> 00:52:06,819 SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVES ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT... 977 00:52:06,819 --> 00:52:10,605 TRUE LOVE AND LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 978 00:52:10,605 --> 00:52:12,781 SHE REALLY BELIEVES THERE ARE GOOD GUYS OUT THERE. 979 00:52:12,781 --> 00:52:16,829 SHE JUST HAS TO REMEMBER THAT, YOU KNOW, MEN ARE LIKE A DISEASE. 980 00:52:16,829 --> 00:52:22,051 AND, UNFORTUNATELY, MOST OF US HAVE ALREADY BEEN INFECTED. 981 00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:24,967 AND AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, 982 00:52:27,709 --> 00:52:30,799 THERE'’S NO CURE. 983 00:52:30,799 --> 00:52:34,107 ARE YOU FROM NEW YORK ORIGINALLY ?YEAH, QUEENS. 984 00:52:34,107 --> 00:52:36,631 THAT'’S NOT REALLY NEW YORK, IS IT ? 985 00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:39,765 NO, THAT'’S REALLY NEW YORK. IN FACT, IN MY BOOK... 986 00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:42,768 THAT'’S THE REAL NEW YORK. 987 00:52:42,768 --> 00:52:46,685 WHY ? WHERE YOU FROM ?THE UPPER EAST SIDE, BORN AND RAISED. 988 00:52:46,685 --> 00:52:49,731 THE UPPER EAST SIDE ? THAT'’S NOT REALLY NEW YORK. 989 00:52:49,731 --> 00:52:53,431 WHAT DOES YOUR DAD DO ? A WALL STREET GUY ?HE'’S A LAWYER. 990 00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:57,174 SO WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH MAKING THIS A GREAT CITY ? 991 00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,915 WE, ON THE OTHER HAND-- THE BRIDGE AND TUNNEL CROWD, 992 00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:02,701 THE OUTER BOROUGH FOLK-- WE'’RE THE ONES THAT BUILT THIS CITY. 993 00:53:02,701 --> 00:53:05,573 WE GAVE OUR BLOOD AND GUTS TO THIS TOWN. LIKE I HAVE-- 994 00:53:05,573 --> 00:53:07,793 ONE OF MY GRANDFATHERS WAS A SAND HOG. 995 00:53:07,793 --> 00:53:10,143 HELPED BUILD THE LINCOLN AND HOLLAND TUNNELS. 996 00:53:10,143 --> 00:53:12,624 ENDED UP DYING OF EMPHYSEMA FROM ALL THE DUST. 997 00:53:12,624 --> 00:53:16,062 I GOT ANOTHER GRANDFATHER WHO WORKED CONSTRUCTION ON A DOZEN SKYSCRAPERS, 998 00:53:16,062 --> 00:53:18,151 INCLUDING THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. 999 00:53:18,151 --> 00:53:20,675 THEN HE FALLS TO HIS DEATH WHEN I'’M A KID. 1000 00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:23,896 MY DAD WAS A COP. GOT SHOT TWICE WHILE ON THE JOB. 1001 00:53:23,896 --> 00:53:25,767 MY MOM'’S A NURSE AT HARLEM HOSPITAL, 1002 00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:27,987 STILL SAVING LIVES EVERY DAY. 1003 00:53:27,987 --> 00:53:31,033 WE REALLY GAVE SOMETHING TO THE CITY. 1004 00:53:31,033 --> 00:53:33,993 OUR BLOOD, OUR GUTS, OUR LIVES. WE'’RE THE ONES THAT MADE IT GREAT. 1005 00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:37,344 THAT'’S A GREAT STORY, BUT I CAN TRACE MY ANCESTORS BACK... 1006 00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:40,042 TO THE ORIGINAL DUTCH SETTLERS IN THE 17th CENTURY. 1007 00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:42,306 AND IN MY BOOK, THAT'’S AS REAL A NEW YORKER AS YOU CAN GET. 1008 00:53:42,306 --> 00:53:44,438 IF YOU GREW UP IN THE OUTER BOROUGHS, 1009 00:53:44,438 --> 00:53:48,007 YOU HAVE A GREATER APPRECIATION OF NEW YORK THAN IF YOU GREW UP IN MANHATTAN. 1010 00:53:48,007 --> 00:53:51,967 WE GREW UP SORT OF SEEING THE CITY FROM A DISTANCE... 1011 00:53:51,967 --> 00:53:55,101 AND FEELING THE PULL OF IT, LONGING FOR IT. 1012 00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:58,191 MAYBE IF YOU GREW UP HERE, YOU KIND OF TAKE IT FOR GRANTED. 1013 00:53:58,191 --> 00:54:00,759 JESUS, YOU WEREN'’T KIDDING. THIS IS A GREAT SPACE. 1014 00:54:00,759 --> 00:54:03,718 I THOUGHT YOU'’D LIKE IT. OBVIOUSLY IT'’S A RAW SPACE. YOU'’D HAVE TO BUILD IT OUT. 1015 00:54:03,718 --> 00:54:08,288 IT'’LL COST YOU SOME MONEY. I DON'’T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING ? 1016 00:54:08,288 --> 00:54:13,380 I PRODUCE A TELEVISION SHOW-- ENTERTAINMENT THIS WEEK. 1017 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:18,777 WHAT DO YOU DO THERE ?WE GO AROUND TO MOVIE PREMIERES AND TELEVISION SHOWS... 1018 00:54:18,777 --> 00:54:20,300 AND THEN WE INTERVIEW ALL THESE ASSHOLE CELEBRITIES ABOUT LIKE... 1019 00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:24,173 WHO THEY'’RE FUCKING AND HOW MUCH THEY'’RE GETTING OVERPAID. 1020 00:54:24,173 --> 00:54:28,221 THEN BASICALLY TRY AND HELP THEM SELL THEIR LATEST PIECE OF CRAP PRODUCT. 1021 00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:30,919 SO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS JOB ?YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ? 1022 00:54:30,919 --> 00:54:32,878 WHEN I GOT OUT OF COLLEGE, I WANTED TO BE A WRITER. THOUGHT I'’D GO INTO JOURNALISM... 1023 00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:35,272 OR MAYBE EVEN BE A NOVELIST. 1024 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:39,667 BUT THE ONLY JOB I COULD GET WAS ANSWERING PHONES AT THE SHOW. 1025 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:43,280 SO HERE IT IS, TEN YEARS LATER, I'’M MAKING A PILE OF DOUGH... 1026 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,327 AND IT'’S HARD TO IMAGINE WALKING AWAY EVEN THOUGH I KNOW, YOU KNOW, 1027 00:54:47,327 --> 00:54:49,721 IT'’D BE THE BEST THING FOR ME. 1028 00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:52,680 SOUNDS LIKE MY MARRIAGE. 1029 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:56,075 SO ARE YOU WRITING ANYTHING NOW ? 1030 00:54:56,075 --> 00:54:59,600 NO. YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I TRY AND GET STARTED... 1031 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,647 SOMETHING COMES UP FROM WORK AND I JUST GET DISTRACTED. 1032 00:55:02,647 --> 00:55:06,128 WELL, MAYBE ONE DAY I'’LL BE IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND I'’LL SEE ONE OF YOUR BOOKS... 1033 00:55:06,128 --> 00:55:08,174 AND I'’LL PICK IT UP. 1034 00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:12,439 THAT'’D BE NICE. 1035 00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:20,839 SO ANYWAY, THERE'’S THIS VIEW OVER HERE I REALLY WANT YOU TO SEE. 1036 00:55:20,839 --> 00:55:24,625 SO I'’M BEGINNING TO THINK YOU'’RE NOT REALLY LOOKING FOR AN APARTMENT. 1037 00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:29,064 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? YOU THINK I'’M JUST USING THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO FLIRT WITH YOU ? 1038 00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:32,154 ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME ?I WAS HOPING IT WAS OBVIOUS, 1039 00:55:32,154 --> 00:55:34,418 BUT I GUESS I'’M NOT DOING THAT GOOD A JOB. 1040 00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:37,769 YOU DID SAY YOU WERE MARRIED I THINK, RIGHT ?YEAH. 1041 00:55:37,769 --> 00:55:40,989 WELL, THAT SUCKS. I SHOULDN'’T BE FLIRTING WITH YOU IF YOU'’RE MARRIED. 1042 00:55:40,989 --> 00:55:43,949 NO, YOU SHOULDN'’T. YEAH.SO-- 1043 00:55:43,949 --> 00:55:47,822 WELL, I SHOULD GET GOING. I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE OFFICE. 1044 00:55:47,822 --> 00:55:49,998 BUT IF I SEE ANYTHING, I'’LL CALL YOU. 1045 00:55:49,998 --> 00:55:52,174 YEAH, NO-- '’CAUSE YOU KNOW-- ALL RIGHT. 1046 00:55:52,174 --> 00:55:54,481 OKAY, BYE.CALL ME, THOUGH. 1047 00:56:00,313 --> 00:56:05,100 SO I AM GOING OUT WITH THE GUY FROM THE VIDEO STORE AGAIN TONIGHT. 1048 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:08,060 OH, SECOND DATE. PRESSURE'’S ON. 1049 00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:10,367 SO, YOU GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HIM ? 1050 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:13,413 I DON'’T KNOW. WHAT ? DO YOU THINK I SHOULD ? 1051 00:56:13,413 --> 00:56:16,373 I DEFINITELY THINK YOU SHOULD. BUT THIS TIME, GIVE HIM A LITTLE ADVICE. 1052 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:19,376 NO MORE COLOGNE ON THE BALLS. [ Chuckles ] 1053 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:21,465 COME ON. IT WASN'’T THAT BAD. 1054 00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:25,164 NO, IT WAS DISGUSTING.[ Laughing ] 1055 00:56:25,164 --> 00:56:28,080 [ Interviewer ] HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS HAVE YOU HAD IN YOUR LIFE ? 1056 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,822 NOT ENTIRELY ENOUGH. 1057 00:56:30,822 --> 00:56:33,999 BUT I'’M WORKING ON IT. RIGHT NOW, THAT'’S WHAT I'’M WORKING ON. 1058 00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:36,349 I THINK IT'’S... SEVEN. 1059 00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:38,699 EIGHT. IS THAT BAD ? 1060 00:56:38,699 --> 00:56:41,485 I'’M 19. THAT SOUNDS REALLY BAD. 1061 00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:44,618 WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? I'’M A 39-YEAR-OLD MAN. 1062 00:56:44,618 --> 00:56:47,882 HOW CAN I POSSIBLY REMEMBER ? I DON'’T KNOW. 1063 00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:50,145 A HUNDRED ? TWO HUNDRED AND 50 ? 1064 00:56:50,145 --> 00:56:52,191 I DON'’T KNOW. I MEAN, YOU KNOW. 1065 00:56:52,191 --> 00:56:55,194 THAT'’S THE GREAT THING ABOUT NEW YORK. YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET, 1066 00:56:55,194 --> 00:57:00,591 AND YOU ENCOUNTER LIKE A THOUSAND POTENTIAL SEXUAL PARTNERS EVERY DAY. 1067 00:57:00,591 --> 00:57:02,680 A WALK TO THE DELI CAN BE VERY EROTIC. 1068 00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,639 I KNOW IT SOUNDS PATHETIC, BUT I'’VE HAD THREE. 1069 00:57:05,639 --> 00:57:08,903 I GOT MARRIED EARLY. I WAS 22 YEARS OLD. 1070 00:57:08,903 --> 00:57:13,212 BUT, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THEM WAS-- IS MY HUSBAND. 1071 00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:16,607 NOT TOO MANY. I DON'’T KNOW. LIKE NINE OR TEN. 1072 00:57:16,607 --> 00:57:21,089 I WAS ALWAYS ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT'’S KIND OF BEEN IN A SERIES OF LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS. 1073 00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:25,877 SO, UH, I NEVER REALLY HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO PUT UP THE BIG NUMBERS. 1074 00:57:25,877 --> 00:57:29,620 SEVENTEEN. BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE WAS NO ONE-NIGHT STANDS OR ANYTHING. 1075 00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:32,884 I JUST DATED A LOT. SO-- 1076 00:57:35,495 --> 00:57:38,106 OH, JESUS. 1077 00:57:38,106 --> 00:57:42,633 THAT'’S THE GREETING I GET NOW ?IF I FIND YOU OUTSIDE MY DOOR, YES. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 1078 00:57:42,633 --> 00:57:45,940 IT'’S NOT LIKE I'’M STALKING YOU OR SOMETHING.YES, IT IS. 1079 00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:48,943 I CAN'’T FIND MY KEYS. I GAVE YOU A SPARE SET. 1080 00:57:48,943 --> 00:57:51,468 I THOUGHT FOR EMERGENCIES LIKE THIS--[ Sighs ] 1081 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:55,123 OKAY. HOLD ON, I'’LL GET THEM. I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING A MILE AWAY. 1082 00:57:55,123 --> 00:57:57,648 AREN'’T YOU GOING TO INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR NEW FRIEND HERE ? 1083 00:57:57,648 --> 00:58:02,348 TOMMY, THIS IS MY EX-HUSBAND, BENJAMIN. BEN, THIS IS TOMMY.HOW YOU DOING, MAN ? 1084 00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:04,481 I'’M DOING GOOD. I'’M GOOD. 1085 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:06,570 THAT'’S A NICE JACKET.THANKS. 1086 00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:09,311 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND IN PRIVATE ?NO. 1087 00:58:09,311 --> 00:58:13,011 MARIA, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. WE HAVE SOME TALKING TO DO.NO. 1088 00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:16,580 YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THEMSELVES TO YOU. 1089 00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:20,322 LOOK, PAL, WILL YOU GIVE US A SECOND HERE IN PRIVATE ? SHE'’LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1090 00:58:20,322 --> 00:58:24,022 NO, BENJAMIN, NO. IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, WE CAN DO IT OUT HERE. 1091 00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:26,720 OTHERWISE, I'’LL GO GET YOUR KEYS AND YOU CAN CALL ME IN THE MORNING. 1092 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,680 I'’LL WAIT OUT HERE. 1093 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,421 TOMMY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME INSIDE ? 1094 00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:35,990 NO, I'’LL WAIT OUT HERE WITH MY, UH-- MY PAL. 1095 00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:38,950 GET TO KNOW HIM.FINE. 1096 00:58:50,004 --> 00:58:54,748 SO, UH, WHERE ARE YOU, UH-- WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED ? 1097 00:58:54,748 --> 00:58:57,098 [ Clears Throat ]I'’LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. 1098 00:58:58,926 --> 00:59:01,233 YOU'’RE WELCOME, BENJAMIN. THANKS. 1099 00:59:03,452 --> 00:59:05,280 I'’M SO SORRY. 1100 00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:17,379 LOOK, YOU DON'’T HAVE ANY DISEASES THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT, RIGHT ? 1101 00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:24,561 NO. WHY ? YOU GOT ANY DISEASES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ? 1102 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:27,346 NO. ARE YOU SURE ? 1103 00:59:29,348 --> 00:59:32,046 I SWEAR. ARE YOU SURE ? 1104 00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:34,875 YEAH, I'’M SURE. I JUST HAD A TEST. 1105 00:59:37,138 --> 00:59:39,140 WELL, THAT'’S GOOD. 1106 00:59:42,013 --> 00:59:46,452 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT TO BRING A CONDOM, THOUGH. 1107 00:59:46,452 --> 00:59:50,108 LOOK, I'’M SORRY. I JUST-- 1108 00:59:50,108 --> 00:59:53,720 IT WAS ONLY THE SECOND DATE. I DIDN'’T HONESTLY THINK WE'’D GET THIS FAR. 1109 00:59:57,506 --> 00:59:59,421 YEAH, WELL-- 1110 01:00:02,033 --> 01:00:07,125 I'’M REALLY SORRY TO HAVE TO HURRY YOU LIKE THIS THIS MORNING BUT I'’VE GOT TO GET TO WORK. 1111 01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:10,171 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT TO GET TO WORK ? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE A SCHOOLTEACHER. 1112 01:00:10,171 --> 01:00:13,697 YEAH, SO ? WELL, TODAY'’S SUNDAY, RIGHT ? 1113 01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:16,090 YEAH, WELL-- [ Clears Throat ] 1114 01:00:16,090 --> 01:00:18,963 I'’M TAKING THE CLASS ON A SCHOOL TRIP, 1115 01:00:18,963 --> 01:00:23,315 AND WE'’RE GOING TO THE ZOO, SO--HUH. 1116 01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:28,799 WHY DON'’T YOU TAKE THIS ONE AND I'’LL WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE ? 1117 01:00:28,799 --> 01:00:32,193 NO, NO, NO. I CAN'’T DO THAT. YOU SAID YOU GOTTA GET TO WORK, RIGHT ? SO-- 1118 01:00:32,193 --> 01:00:36,371 DON'’T WORRY ABOUT IT.COME ON. YOU GOT THE KIDS WAITING, RIGHT ? 1119 01:00:36,371 --> 01:00:39,244 I'’LL GET THE NEXT ONE.ALL RIGHT. I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND. 1120 01:00:50,603 --> 01:00:54,694 [ Tommy ] WITH MARIA, YOU KNOW, QUITE HONESTLY, I DON'’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 1121 01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:57,958 WENT OUT A COUPLE TIMES. I THOUGHT WE HAD A GOOD TIME. I MEAN-- 1122 01:00:57,958 --> 01:01:01,658 OBVIOUSLY, WE MUST'’VE. WE HAD SEX THE SECOND TIME WE WENT OUT. 1123 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,573 I THINK I JUST GOT A LITTLE FREAKED OUT SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER GUY. 1124 01:01:04,573 --> 01:01:08,316 IT'’S NOT LIKE I DIDN'’T LIKE HIM. IT'’S JUST THAT I HADN'’T SLEPT WITH ANYONE SINCE BENJAMIN. 1125 01:01:08,316 --> 01:01:10,144 IT JUST GOT ME A LITTLE SCARED. 1126 01:01:10,144 --> 01:01:13,452 AFTER THAT, SHE TRIED TO KICK ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. 1127 01:01:13,452 --> 01:01:18,762 I CALLED HER A BUNCH OF TIMES. SHE NEVER CALLED ME BACK. I GOT THE HINT AND STOPPED CALLING. 1128 01:01:18,762 --> 01:01:21,895 [ Interviewer ] HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU SAW MARIA AND TOMMY TOGETHER ? 1129 01:01:21,895 --> 01:01:24,942 WHO, MY PAL ? MY PAL TOMMY. YEAH. IT'’S TERRIBLE. 1130 01:01:24,942 --> 01:01:28,510 SHE'’D LET A GUY LIKE THAT INTO HER HOME. THAT'’S THE APARTMENT I SHARED WITH HER. 1131 01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:32,427 TO THINK THAT THAT GUY WAS SHOWERING UNDER THE SHOWER HEAD THAT I INSTALLED... 1132 01:01:32,427 --> 01:01:34,995 MAKES ME VERY ANGRY. 1133 01:01:34,995 --> 01:01:37,781 YOU ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR HOROSCOPE ?I READ IT EVERY DAY. 1134 01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:41,001 IT'’S ACTUALLY PRETTY ACCURATE. ACCURATE ? IN WHAT WAY ? 1135 01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:44,004 IT KEYS ME INTO WHAT TO WATCH OUT FOR IN LIFE. 1136 01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:47,312 WHY I MAY BE FEELING A PARTICULAR WAY ON A CERTAIN DAY. 1137 01:01:47,312 --> 01:01:50,619 WHAT DID TODAY'’S TELL YOU ? LET'’S SEE WHAT IT SAYS. 1138 01:01:50,619 --> 01:01:53,318 ALL RIGHT. IT SAYS-- YEAH, RIGHT. 1139 01:01:53,318 --> 01:01:57,931 "YOU HAVE HAD YOUR FILL OF CERTAIN PEOPLE. MAKE A CLEAN BREAK. 1140 01:01:57,931 --> 01:02:00,804 "THERE ARE, HOWEVER, CHANGES IN THE AIR. 1141 01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:05,286 A PERSON IN UNIFORM COULD DELIVER THE KEY TO YOUR LOVE LIFE AND HAPPINESS." 1142 01:02:05,286 --> 01:02:07,811 [ Chuckles ] GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. IT SAYS THAT ? 1143 01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:10,639 YEAH. OH, THAT'’S ME ! 1144 01:02:10,639 --> 01:02:14,556 THAT IS ME. THAT'’S ME. I AM THE MAN IN THE UNIFORM... 1145 01:02:14,556 --> 01:02:18,604 THAT CAN DELIVER THE KEY TO YOUR LOVE LIFE AND HAPPINESS. 1146 01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:21,259 I WEAR A UNIFORM. 1147 01:02:21,259 --> 01:02:24,566 UNLESS IT'’S YOUR MAILMAN. WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP DO YOU HAVE WITH HIM ? 1148 01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:27,482 HER. SO YOU DON'’T HAVE TO WORRY. 1149 01:02:27,482 --> 01:02:31,486 YOU KNOW WHAT ? NO, NO, NO. YOU SAID YOU DON'’T BUY INTO THE WHOLE ASTROLOGY THING. 1150 01:02:31,486 --> 01:02:34,533 SO THEREFORE, THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO US.I NEVER SAID THAT-- 1151 01:02:34,533 --> 01:02:38,015 OH, YES, YOU DID.I NEVER SAID THAT I DIDN'’T BUY INTO ASTROLOGY. 1152 01:02:38,015 --> 01:02:41,366 I SAID I WAS A LITTLE SUSPECT OF IT. WHAT IS THIS, THE DAILY NEWS? 1153 01:02:41,366 --> 01:02:43,803 YEAH.I'’M SURE IT'’S A VERY ACCURATE READING. 1154 01:02:43,803 --> 01:02:47,764 IT'’S GOOD STUFF.WHAT DOES IT SAY ? THAT YOU SHOULD MAKE A "CLEAN BREAK." 1155 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:50,592 SEE THAT ? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT PART OF IT ? 1156 01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:54,292 LIKE I SAID, IT HELPS ME MAKE DECISIONS. 1157 01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:58,035 HOW DID YOU END UP WITH THIS GUY THAT YOU'’RE WITH ANYWAY ? 1158 01:02:58,035 --> 01:03:01,516 THE MAN IS MARRIED. HE'’S A DENTIST, RIGHT ?RIGHT. 1159 01:03:01,516 --> 01:03:05,956 HE'’S ALSO A HUNDRED YEARS OLD, SO HE'’S GOT THREE MAJOR STRIKES AGAINST HIM. 1160 01:03:05,956 --> 01:03:08,828 IN MY EYES, THREE STRIKES, YOU'’RE OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? 1161 01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:11,657 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 1162 01:03:11,657 --> 01:03:15,487 IT WAS JUST REALLY SIMPLE. I WAS JUST SITTING IN THE PARK ONE DAY BY SCHOOL. 1163 01:03:15,487 --> 01:03:18,403 - HE CAME UP TO ME AND HE HIT ON ME. - ARE YOU A MODEL ? 1164 01:03:20,405 --> 01:03:25,105 IF I WERE A MODEL, WHY WOULD I BE SITTING HERE STUDYING RIGHT NOW ? 1165 01:03:25,105 --> 01:03:29,066 THAT'’S VERY FUNNY. WELL, YOU SHOULD BE IF YOU'’RE NOT BECAUSE YOU'’RE VERY BEAUTIFUL. 1166 01:03:29,066 --> 01:03:32,983 YOU HAVE A VERY DIFFERENT LOOK. YOU'’RE NOT A CLASSIC BEAUTY. 1167 01:03:32,983 --> 01:03:35,681 I THINK YOU HAVE THE LOOK OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM. 1168 01:03:35,681 --> 01:03:39,076 "THE LOOK OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM" ?YEAH, YEAH. 1169 01:03:39,076 --> 01:03:41,992 YOU ARE KIDDING, RIGHT ?NO, I'’M NOT KIDDING. I'’M SERIOUS. 1170 01:03:41,992 --> 01:03:44,385 YEAH ?YEAH, I THINK YOU DO. LOOK. 1171 01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:46,953 LOOK AT YOUR NOSE. YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL NOSE. 1172 01:03:46,953 --> 01:03:49,651 I HAD IT FIXED WHEN I WAS 13.REALLY ? 1173 01:03:49,651 --> 01:03:52,263 THEY DID A GREAT JOB-- A GREAT JOB.THANKS. 1174 01:03:52,263 --> 01:03:55,527 WONDERFUL. I'’M GRIFFIN, BY THE WAY. 1175 01:03:55,527 --> 01:03:58,965 ASHLEY.NICE TO MEET YOU, ASHLEY. BEAUTIFUL NAME. 1176 01:03:58,965 --> 01:04:02,882 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY ? WILL YOU LET ME TAKE YOU OUT SOMETIME OR-- 1177 01:04:02,882 --> 01:04:05,624 ARE YOU MARRIED ?MARRIED ? WHY DO YOU SAY THAT ? 1178 01:04:05,624 --> 01:04:08,453 WHERE DO YOU GET THAT FROM THAT I'’M MARRIED ? 1179 01:04:08,453 --> 01:04:12,152 BECAUSE YOU HAVE A RING ON YOUR FINGER. ISN'’T THAT A RING ?TECHNICALLY, I'’M MARRIED. 1180 01:04:12,152 --> 01:04:14,676 I'’M NOT REALLY MARRIED. NO.OH. 1181 01:04:14,676 --> 01:04:17,114 WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING. 1182 01:04:17,114 --> 01:04:21,335 SO IS THIS UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR WIFE OR YOU AND YOUR DICK ? 1183 01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:25,078 THAT'’S VERY FUNNY. THAT'’S VERY FUNNY. 1184 01:04:25,078 --> 01:04:27,167 THE MAN IS, WHAT, 39 YEARS OLD ? 1185 01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:29,430 HOW OLD ARE YOU ? NINETEEN. 1186 01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:32,999 WHEN YOU WERE IN FIFTH GRADE, HE WAS 32. 1187 01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:36,960 OR LIKE WHEN HE WAS MY AGE, YOU WERE JUST BEING BORN.YEAH, I KNOW. 1188 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,136 OR LIKE WHEN, LET'’S SAY-- 1189 01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:44,489 I GET THE POINT. YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, AS YOU GET OLDER, THE AGE GAP DOES SHORTEN. 1190 01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:48,014 MAYBE IF YOU WERE 60 AND HE WAS 80, IT WOULDN'’T SEEM SO WEIRD. 1191 01:04:48,014 --> 01:04:52,540 BUT, HONESTLY, I THOUGHT HE WAS YOUR FATHER. I BET A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT. 1192 01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:56,153 YOU KNOW, WE DON'’T REALLY GO OUT A WHOLE LOT IN PUBLIC. 1193 01:04:56,153 --> 01:04:59,286 BUT YOU'’D BE SURPRISED. MOST YOUNG GIRLS DO WANNA GO FOR OLDER GUYS... 1194 01:04:59,286 --> 01:05:03,377 BECAUSE MOST YOUNG GUYS, THEY JUST WANNA SCREW AS MANY GIRLS AS POSSIBLE. 1195 01:05:03,377 --> 01:05:05,684 THEY DON'’T WANT A COMMITMENT. THEY JUST WANT A LOT OF CONQUESTS. 1196 01:05:05,684 --> 01:05:08,165 HERE YOU GO. 1197 01:05:08,165 --> 01:05:11,472 WHAT KIND OF COMMITMENT DOES A MARRIED GUY GIVE YOU ? 1198 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,739 SO WHAT WOULD I BE TO YOU ? 1199 01:05:17,739 --> 01:05:21,134 WHAT, JUST ANOTHER NOTCH ON YOUR BELT ? 1200 01:05:21,134 --> 01:05:24,181 ASHLEY, ARE YOU-- ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? 1201 01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:28,185 ARE YOU CRAZY ? DO YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD MARRY YOU ? 1202 01:05:28,185 --> 01:05:32,015 I WOULD MARRY YOU TODAY IF YOU SAY YES TO ME. I SWEAR. 1203 01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:35,801 NO.COME ON. LET ME TAKE YOU OUT ON A DATE. GREAT TIME. 1204 01:05:35,801 --> 01:05:38,717 I'’M THE MAN IN THE UNIFORM, YOU KNOW. 1205 01:05:40,675 --> 01:05:42,590 WHAT DO YOU SAY, PLEASE ? 1206 01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:49,946 YEAH, REALLY ?OKAY. 1207 01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:55,777 WHY ARE YOU WEARING HANDCUFFS ? 1208 01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:59,390 CRAZY GIRL, BAD BREATH, NO SEX AND SHE LOST THE KEY. 1209 01:05:59,390 --> 01:06:03,263 THAT'’S NOT GOOD.NO. NO, THAT'’S NOT GOOD. THAT'’S NOT GOOD AT ALL. 1210 01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:07,093 WHAT ABOUT YOU ? YOU STILL CHASING AFTER THAT WAITRESS WHO IS SO WAY BEYOND YOUR LEAGUE ? 1211 01:06:07,093 --> 01:06:10,270 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE A DATE WITH HER THIS WEEKEND. 1212 01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:15,275 THAT'’S GREAT. NO, I'’M HAPPY FOR YOU. DOUCHE BAG. 1213 01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:19,105 ♪ CRAZY GIRL BAD BREATH, NO SEX ♪DON'’T. 1214 01:06:19,105 --> 01:06:22,891 ♪ AND SHE LOST THE KEY ♪♪DON'’T PUSH MY BUTTONS. I'’M REALLY RIGHT HERE. 1215 01:06:22,891 --> 01:06:26,286 I DON'’T KNOW IF HE HAS A PROBLEM, BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU, AFTER HIS DIVORCE, 1216 01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:28,854 HE WAS LIKE FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD, YOU KNOW. 1217 01:06:28,854 --> 01:06:31,857 LIKE HE WANTED TO SCREW EVERYTHING THAT WASN'’T NAILED DOWN. 1218 01:06:31,857 --> 01:06:34,555 BUT THAT'’S NOT BEN. 1219 01:06:34,555 --> 01:06:39,038 BEN, REALLY, HE WANTS TO BE IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP. 1220 01:06:39,038 --> 01:06:41,084 I HOPE IT WORKS OUT WITH THAT WAITRESS. 1221 01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:45,088 THIS IS VERY UPSETTING. 1222 01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:48,569 THESE ARE SOME CLASSIC ALBUMS YOU'’RE REJECTING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 1223 01:06:48,569 --> 01:06:52,486 HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THESE ALBUMS ? THESE ARE RECORDS THAT SHAPED ROCK AND ROLL. 1224 01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:57,970 SHAPED THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.I DON'’T LISTEN TO THIS KIND OF MUSIC. THIS IS YOUR KIND. 1225 01:06:57,970 --> 01:07:02,322 THESE GUYS, THEY'’RE DEAD. THEY'’RE ALL DEAD. THEY WERE DEAD BEFORE I WAS EVEN BORN. 1226 01:07:02,322 --> 01:07:07,240 MORRISON AND HENDRIX, YEAH. BUT LIKE THE ROLLING STONES, LIKE ONLY ONE GUY DIED. 1227 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:11,288 REALLY EARLY ON IN THE ROLLING STONES. THEY REPLACED HIM AND THEY WERE STILL GREAT. 1228 01:07:11,288 --> 01:07:16,858 I THINK THAT THE MOST MANDATORY ALBUM, IF WE'’RE GONNA START A RECORD COLLECTION FOR YOU, 1229 01:07:16,858 --> 01:07:18,947 IS EXILE ON MAIN STREET. 1230 01:07:18,947 --> 01:07:21,733 THIS IS A NO-BRAINER.OKAY. 1231 01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:25,911 AND-AND, LIKE-- WE'’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET SOME ZEPPELIN FOR YOU... 1232 01:07:25,911 --> 01:07:27,956 BECAUSE OTHERWISE-- 1233 01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:31,482 ZEPPELIN I. THIS IS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST-- 1234 01:07:31,482 --> 01:07:35,312 NO, IT IS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST DEBUT ALBUM OF ALL TIME. 1235 01:07:35,312 --> 01:07:38,097 EXCEPT OF COURSE GREETINGS FROM ASBURY PARK. 1236 01:07:38,097 --> 01:07:41,796 YOU HAVE TO HAVE THIS. OKAY ?NEW JERSEY. 1237 01:07:41,796 --> 01:07:44,321 YOU'’RE GOOD. YOU'’RE SET. YOU'’RE SO GOOD NOW.OKAY, I-- 1238 01:07:44,321 --> 01:07:47,367 ARE YOU SURE I'’M GONNA LIKE THESE ? THERE'’S LIKE 80 ZILLION RECORDS IN HERE. 1239 01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:51,502 I AM POSITIVE. HONESTLY, IF YOU DON'’T LIKE THESE, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS. 1240 01:07:51,502 --> 01:07:55,245 WE'’RE GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS HERE. IF YOU CAN'’T SEE THE BEAUTY AND LIKE THE POETRY... 1241 01:07:55,245 --> 01:08:00,728 AND THE MAJESTY AND... LIKE THE BRILLIANCE OF THESE ALBUMS, 1242 01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:03,035 THEN I DON'’T KNOW-- I DON'’T KNOW WHAT'’S WRONG WITH YOU. 1243 01:08:03,035 --> 01:08:07,996 YOU HAVE A DEFICIENCY IN YOUR SOUL OR SOMETHING. NO, I'’M ONLY KIDDING. 1244 01:08:07,996 --> 01:08:10,912 CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU ?I HOPE YOU'’RE ALWAYS HONEST WITH ME. 1245 01:08:10,912 --> 01:08:14,916 I AM. I AM, TOTALLY. BUT I THINK THAT THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. 1246 01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:18,006 I THINK YOU'’RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'’VE EVER KNOWN. 1247 01:08:18,006 --> 01:08:20,487 [ Laughs ]YOU'’RE KIND. YOU'’RE SO SWEET. 1248 01:08:20,487 --> 01:08:24,317 I DON'’T KNOW. I THINK I'’M FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU.BENNY, YOU'’RE SWEET. 1249 01:08:24,317 --> 01:08:27,015 SWEET, SWEET, SWEET. YOU ARE.I'’M SWEET. 1250 01:08:27,015 --> 01:08:30,062 I'’M NOT REALLY THAT SWEET. I'’M REALLY A SAVAGE.OH, REALLY ? 1251 01:08:30,062 --> 01:08:34,022 I'’M A FUCKING WILD MAN. YOU JUST HAVE TO LET ME SHOW YOU THAT SIDE OF MYSELF. 1252 01:08:34,022 --> 01:08:39,027 NO, NO, NO. I LIKE THE SWEET SIDE. I KNOW ENOUGH SAVAGES ALREADY. 1253 01:08:39,027 --> 01:08:42,988 YEAH. YEAH, BUT I'’M A SAVAGE WITH A VERY SWEET SIDE. 1254 01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:46,774 YEAH ? 1255 01:08:48,950 --> 01:08:50,865 [ Chuckles ] 1256 01:08:56,044 --> 01:08:59,613 PLUS, I'’M THE MAN IN THE UNIFORM. ALL RIGHT ? 1257 01:08:59,613 --> 01:09:01,528 YEAH. 1258 01:09:03,051 --> 01:09:05,489 I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD MAKE MORE TIME FOR YOU. 1259 01:09:05,489 --> 01:09:09,057 I TOOK YOU OUT TO DINNER, DIDN'’T I ?[ Ashley ] IT'’S NOT THAT. 1260 01:09:09,057 --> 01:09:11,451 IT'’S JUST THAT I'’M NOT HAPPY ANYMORE. 1261 01:09:11,451 --> 01:09:14,193 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ? I-I-I CANNOT GET A DIVORCE. 1262 01:09:14,193 --> 01:09:16,413 I DON'’T WANT YOU TO DO ANYTHING. 1263 01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:20,112 I JUST DON'’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU ANYMORE.DID YOU MEET SOMEBODY ELSE ? 1264 01:09:20,112 --> 01:09:22,854 NO.COME ON. WHO IS IT ? WHO'’S THE GUY ? 1265 01:09:22,854 --> 01:09:25,770 WHAT'’D YOU MEET, SOME OTHER GUY WITH A BIG COCK OR SOMETHING ? 1266 01:09:25,770 --> 01:09:29,513 NOBODY YOU'’D KNOW.OH, SO THERE IS SOMEBODY ELSE. WHAT IS HE ? 1267 01:09:29,513 --> 01:09:32,124 SOME LITTLE KID THAT YOU GO WALKING IN THE PARK WITH. 1268 01:09:32,124 --> 01:09:35,040 YOU HOLD HIS HAND AND GO TO THE MOVIES WITH... 1269 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,999 AND THEN YOU HOLD HIS HUGE COCK IN THE MOVIE, IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS ? 1270 01:09:37,999 --> 01:09:40,698 GRIFFIN, I REALLY DON'’T THINK YOU'’RE IN A POSITION TO TELL PEOPLE... 1271 01:09:40,698 --> 01:09:44,267 WHAT THEY CAN AND CAN'’T DO OR WHO THEY CAN AND CAN'’T BE WITH, OKAY ? 1272 01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:46,573 MY POSITION IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT, ALL RIGHT ? 1273 01:09:46,573 --> 01:09:49,054 I JUST CAN'’T STOP SEEING MY WIFE. 1274 01:09:54,973 --> 01:09:56,757 YOU'’RE GONNA REGRET THIS.MAYBE ? 1275 01:09:56,757 --> 01:09:58,933 BUT I DOUBT IT. 1276 01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:04,504 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, GRIFF ? 1277 01:10:06,463 --> 01:10:09,553 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? THAT LITTLE GIRL IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. 1278 01:10:09,553 --> 01:10:11,642 WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO YOURSELF ? 1279 01:10:11,642 --> 01:10:15,950 HOW MANY GIRLS DO YOU HAVE TO SCREW BEFORE YOU REALIZE YOU CAN GET LAID ? 1280 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:23,697 THAT'’S GREAT. I DON'’T THINK THE PATIENT IN THE BACK ROOM HEARD YOU. 1281 01:10:23,697 --> 01:10:26,874 WHAT WAS THAT ?NOTHING. 1282 01:10:26,874 --> 01:10:32,315 [ Woman ] DOCTOR ? DOCTOR.I'’LL BE RIGHT THERE, MRS. BASS. 1283 01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:34,491 DO ME A FAVOR, CAROL. 1284 01:10:34,491 --> 01:10:39,147 SEND ONE DOZEN FLOWERS TO THE WASHINGTON SQUARE STREET ADDRESS WITH A NOTE... 1285 01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:43,804 THAT SAYS, "I'’M SORRY. I'’M SORRY. WHAT CAN I DO ?" 1286 01:10:43,804 --> 01:10:46,720 OKAY ?WHERE'’S MY FLOWERS ? 1287 01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,896 YOUR FLOWERS ?YEAH. 1288 01:10:50,376 --> 01:10:52,204 DON'’T START WITH ME. PLEASE DON'’T. 1289 01:10:52,204 --> 01:10:57,035 PLEASE. WITH YOU AND THEN SIGMUND FREUD OVER THERE-- 1290 01:10:57,035 --> 01:10:59,037 [ Mrs. Bass ] DOCTOR.I'’M COMING, MRS. BASS. 1291 01:10:59,037 --> 01:11:01,082 I'’M READY FOR THAT EXTRACTION NOW. 1292 01:11:01,082 --> 01:11:03,346 [ Ashley ] WAIT A SECOND. [ Ben ] WHAT'’S WRONG ? 1293 01:11:03,346 --> 01:11:07,915 OKAY. NOTHING. JUST MOVE DOWN. MOVE DOWN A LITTLE LOWER. 1294 01:11:07,915 --> 01:11:10,309 THERE YOU GO. IS THAT IT ? YES. 1295 01:11:10,309 --> 01:11:13,269 NO, YOU'’RE NOT GOING IN THERE. I'’M NOT TRYING TO GO IN THERE. 1296 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,793 I COULD USE A COMPASS, THOUGH. 1297 01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:18,622 IT'’S WEIRD. I'’VE NEVER MADE LOVE WITH A VIRGIN BEFORE. 1298 01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:23,496 YOU'’RE REAL CUTE. SERIOUSLY, LET ME ENTER BECAUSE I'’M ABOUT TO SPLOOGE AS IT IS. 1299 01:11:23,496 --> 01:11:25,890 [ Knocking ] 1300 01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:29,067 WHO THE FUCK IS THAT ? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME ?SHOULD I GET IT ? 1301 01:11:29,067 --> 01:11:31,112 NO.I'’M GONNA GET IT. 1302 01:11:31,112 --> 01:11:34,594 DON'’T GO GET THE DOOR. WHO IN THE FUCK IS THIS ?COULD BE IMPORTANT. 1303 01:11:34,594 --> 01:11:37,467 [ Banging ] 1304 01:11:41,601 --> 01:11:44,125 GO AWAY !I WANNA TALK TO YOU, ASH. 1305 01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:48,652 I DON'’T WANNA TALK TO YOU. WELL, TOO FUCKING BAD ABOUT YOU.LET ME IN. COME ON. 1306 01:11:48,652 --> 01:11:51,698 NO. I'’M BUSY. GET THE FUCK OUT. 1307 01:11:51,698 --> 01:11:56,094 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'’RE BUSY ? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? YOU GOT THAT LITTLE QUEER BOYFRIEND THERE ? 1308 01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:59,402 GRIFFIN, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE DOOR ! 1309 01:11:59,402 --> 01:12:02,666 YOU DON'’T UNDERSTAND. I'’M GOING TO LEAVE MY WIFE. 1310 01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:05,669 CAN I TELL YOU, GRIFFIN, THAT I DON'’T CARE ?WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 1311 01:12:05,669 --> 01:12:07,975 I DON'’T CARE.YOU DON'’T CARE ? 1312 01:12:07,975 --> 01:12:13,285 YOU BREAK UP MY MARRIAGE AND YOU TELL ME YOU DON'’T CARE ? OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR ! 1313 01:12:13,285 --> 01:12:16,244 OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR ! I'’M NOT OPENING THE DOOR ! 1314 01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:19,160 OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW ! WHO THE FUCK IS IN THERE WITH YOU ? 1315 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:22,250 GRIFFIN, GET AWAY FROM THE FUCKING DOOR !THIS IS WHAT YOU DO ? 1316 01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:26,080 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT ? AFTER EVERYTHING I'’VE DONE FOR YOU, THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME ? 1317 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,908 THAT'’S NICE. 1318 01:12:43,837 --> 01:12:45,883 CHRIST. 1319 01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:50,148 THIS BUILDING IS LIKE SODOM AND GOMORRAH TONIGHT. 1320 01:12:50,148 --> 01:12:52,890 YOU GIRLS NEED A HAND OVER THERE ? 1321 01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:55,806 FUCK OFF, SCUMBAG. 1322 01:12:55,806 --> 01:12:57,677 NICE, NICE. 1323 01:13:15,216 --> 01:13:18,002 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT ?I WAS AT THE GYM. 1324 01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:20,483 OH, AGAIN ?YEAH, YEAH. 1325 01:13:24,748 --> 01:13:28,229 GRIFFIN, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.WHAT, HONEY ? 1326 01:13:28,229 --> 01:13:32,712 UM, OKAY, THIS IS HARD FOR ME TO SAY BECAUSE I'’M AFRAID OF WHAT THE ANSWER MIGHT BE, 1327 01:13:32,712 --> 01:13:37,587 BUT I JUST CAN'’T LIVE MY LIFE FEELING THE WAY I'’M FEELING AND NOT SAYING IT. 1328 01:13:37,587 --> 01:13:41,199 OKAY.ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR ? 1329 01:13:41,199 --> 01:13:43,854 WHAT ? AM I HAVING AN AFFAIR ? 1330 01:13:43,854 --> 01:13:46,334 WHAT-- WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING ? 1331 01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:49,294 HOW CAN I NOT ASK YOU ? YOU'’RE NOT AVAILABLE EMOTIONALLY ANYMORE. 1332 01:13:49,294 --> 01:13:53,211 YOU COME HOME LATE SOME NIGHTS AND YOU IMMEDIATELY TAKE A SHOWER. 1333 01:13:53,211 --> 01:13:56,649 WE BARELY MAKE LOVE. YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT HAVING KIDS. 1334 01:13:56,649 --> 01:14:00,218 YOU CAME HOME THAT ONE NIGHT, YOU SMELLED LIKE PERFUME. 1335 01:14:00,218 --> 01:14:04,440 SOMETIMES I HEAR YOU HAVING LATE-NIGHT PHONE CONVERSATIONS WHISPERING. 1336 01:14:05,919 --> 01:14:09,009 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1337 01:14:09,009 --> 01:14:13,057 I CAN UNDERSTAND FROM WHERE YOU'’RE SITTING THAT IT WOULD SEEM LIKE THAT. 1338 01:14:13,057 --> 01:14:16,234 BUT I HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE FOR EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAID. 1339 01:14:16,234 --> 01:14:19,063 NUMBER ONE: LANCE IS WORKING MY ASS OFF AT WORK. 1340 01:14:19,063 --> 01:14:21,282 SO WHEN I COME HOME, I'’M JUST TIRED. 1341 01:14:21,282 --> 01:14:24,634 AND WHEN I COME HOME LATE, I COME DIRECTLY FROM THE GYM AND I SHOWER HERE... 1342 01:14:24,634 --> 01:14:27,767 BECAUSE YOU KNOW I DON'’T LIKE TO SHOWER IN FRONT OF OTHER MEN. 1343 01:14:27,767 --> 01:14:31,292 AS FAR AS THE PERFUME GOES, I DON'’T KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE TALKING ABOUT. 1344 01:14:31,292 --> 01:14:34,818 I TOLD YOU IT WAS MY COLOGNE. IF YOU DON'’T WANT ME TO WEAR IT, I'’LL GET RID OF IT. 1345 01:14:34,818 --> 01:14:38,648 I'’LL NEVER WEAR IT AGAIN. AND AS FAR AS THE PHONE CALL GOES, 1346 01:14:38,648 --> 01:14:42,782 I WAS PROBABLY TALKING TO A FRIEND OF MINE-- PROBABLY HARRY ABOUT HIS GODDAMN SEX LIFE, 1347 01:14:42,782 --> 01:14:45,393 AND I DIDN'’T WANNA WAKE YOU UP. 1348 01:14:45,393 --> 01:14:50,311 WHY AFTER SIX YEARS OF MARRIAGE ARE YOU SUDDENLY SO CONCERNED ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS ? 1349 01:14:50,311 --> 01:14:54,011 BECAUSE I READ THAT ARTICLE. I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE ARTICLE I READ... 1350 01:14:54,011 --> 01:14:56,666 IN THE MAGAZINE-- THE MEN'’S MAGAZINE. 1351 01:14:56,666 --> 01:14:59,973 THE AVERAGE SIZE OF THE PENIS IS, YOU KNOW-- 1352 01:14:59,973 --> 01:15:03,760 ARE YOU FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE ? THAT'’S WHAT I'’M WONDERING.STOP WITH THAT QUESTION ! 1353 01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:07,764 YOU'’RE FEELING IS IT BIG ENOUGH ? '’CAUSE YOU NEVER WORRIED ABOUT THAT WITH ME. 1354 01:15:07,764 --> 01:15:11,289 I'’M WORRIED ABOUT IT WITH YOU.YOU DON'’T SEEM WORRIED. 1355 01:15:11,289 --> 01:15:14,640 WELL, I AM WORRIED !IF YOU WERE WORRIED, THEN YOU'’D COME HOME RIGHT AFTER WORK, 1356 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:18,078 I'’M GOING TO THE GYM.NOT THREE HOURS LATER AND LEAVE ME SITTING ALONE. 1357 01:15:18,078 --> 01:15:20,733 - I'’M DOING PENIS EXERCISES. I'’M JOKING. - THAT'’S REALLY FUNNY. 1358 01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:23,606 SO YOU THINK EVERYTHING SEEMS NORMAL ? 1359 01:15:23,606 --> 01:15:28,262 I'’M NOT SAYING EVERYTHING SEEMS NORMAL. IT SEEMS LIKE IT IS WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU. 1360 01:15:28,262 --> 01:15:31,004 WHICH IS MOSTLY I'’M TIRED. 1361 01:15:31,004 --> 01:15:34,007 I WON'’T GO TO THE GYM ANYMORE. I JUST WON'’T. 1362 01:15:34,007 --> 01:15:38,316 FORGET IT. I'’LL JUST COME RIGHT HOME. 1363 01:15:38,316 --> 01:15:42,363 THAT'’S AN INDULGENCE THAT I GIVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. 1364 01:15:42,363 --> 01:15:45,453 IF YOU DON'’T WANT ME TO DO IT, I WON'’T DO IT. IT'’S FINE. FORGET ABOUT IT. 1365 01:15:45,453 --> 01:15:49,283 I'’LL WAKE UP AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING AND EXERCISE.SO ARE YOU HAPPY ? 1366 01:15:49,283 --> 01:15:51,503 AM I HAPPY ? I'’M EXHAUSTED. 1367 01:15:51,503 --> 01:15:55,159 I'’M EXHAUSTED, BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I'’M HAPPY. 1368 01:15:55,159 --> 01:15:59,293 YOU'’RE REALLY HAPPY ?I'’M NOT SAYING I'’M REALLY HAPPY. 1369 01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:02,819 BUT I'’M SAYING THAT I'’M TIRED, YOU KNOW. 1370 01:16:02,819 --> 01:16:05,082 I'’M TIRED TOO. 1371 01:16:05,082 --> 01:16:08,564 [ Interviewer ] IS IT LOVE OR SEX THAT MAKES US SO CONFUSED IN OUR RELATIONSHIPS ? 1372 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:11,654 WELL, I THINK THAT IT'’S SEX BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, 1373 01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:14,091 LOVE IS EITHER THERE OR IT'’S NOT. 1374 01:16:14,091 --> 01:16:17,268 AND I THINK SEX CAN BE TRICKY SOMETIMES. 1375 01:16:17,268 --> 01:16:21,968 IS IT LOVE OR SEX THAT FUCKS US UP ? BOTH. 1376 01:16:21,968 --> 01:16:24,492 MAYBE IT'’S THE LOVE OF SEX THAT FUCKS US UP. 1377 01:16:24,492 --> 01:16:26,930 - I DON'’T KNOW. - I DON'’T KNOW. I'’M NOT SCREWED UP. 1378 01:16:26,930 --> 01:16:31,021 I THINK PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM MIXING UP THE TWO TOGETHER AND MISTAKING ONE FOR THE OTHER. 1379 01:16:31,021 --> 01:16:33,806 - I DON'’T HAVE THAT PROBLEM. - I DON'’T KNOW, YOU KNOW. 1380 01:16:33,806 --> 01:16:35,591 I'’M CATHOLIC, SO PROBABLY SEX. 1381 01:16:37,941 --> 01:16:40,857 [ Tommy ] HEY, YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'’ HERE ? HI. 1382 01:16:40,857 --> 01:16:43,337 HOW YOU DOIN'’ ? EH. HOW ARE YOU ? 1383 01:16:43,337 --> 01:16:45,470 I'’M GOOD, GOOD. 1384 01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:48,212 WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE ?I HEARD IT WAS GOOD. 1385 01:16:48,212 --> 01:16:50,910 IT'’S GREAT. HE'’S A TERRIFIC WRITER. 1386 01:16:54,435 --> 01:16:57,830 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ? YOU SEEM KIND OF A LITTLE DOWN. 1387 01:16:57,830 --> 01:17:00,877 NO. NO, I JUST HAVE A LOT ON MY MIND. 1388 01:17:00,877 --> 01:17:03,967 CAN I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION ?YEAH, SURE. 1389 01:17:03,967 --> 01:17:06,926 YOU'’VE HAD A LONG-TERM GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT ?YEAH. 1390 01:17:06,926 --> 01:17:09,363 DID YOU EVER CHEAT ON HER ? 1391 01:17:09,363 --> 01:17:13,063 UM, NO. NOT REALLY. 1392 01:17:13,063 --> 01:17:16,936 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT REALLY" ? EITHER YOU DID OR YOU DIDN'’T, RIGHT ? 1393 01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:20,679 WELL, DEFINE-- DEFINE "CHEATING." 1394 01:17:22,376 --> 01:17:24,683 HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 1395 01:17:24,683 --> 01:17:28,600 YOU MEAN SEX, LIKE IN PENETRATION ? 1396 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:33,474 SO YOU MAY HAVE KISSED SOMEBODY, BUT YOU DIDN'’T ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH THEM, OR INTERCOURSE ? 1397 01:17:35,128 --> 01:17:38,305 UH, NO, WE DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE, UM, INTERCOURSE. 1398 01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:41,004 BUT WE DID KISS, SO-- 1399 01:17:41,004 --> 01:17:44,747 WELL, IN MY BOOK, THAT IS CHEATING. 1400 01:17:44,747 --> 01:17:49,360 LOOK, IN MY BOOK TOO. I'’M SORRY IT EVER HAPPENED, BUT-- 1401 01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:53,625 WHY DID YOU DO IT ? WERE YOU NOT ATTRACTED TO HER ANYMORE ? 1402 01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:58,021 NO. I DON'’T THINK PEOPLE CHEAT BECAUSE THEY'’RE NOT ATTRACTED TO SOMEBODY ANYMORE. 1403 01:17:58,021 --> 01:18:01,851 YOU CHEAT BECAUSE YOU'’RE NOT IN LOVE ANYMORE. THAT'’S WHY YOU CHEAT. 1404 01:18:01,851 --> 01:18:04,723 I THINK MY HUSBAND IS HAVING AN AFFAIR. 1405 01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:07,421 JESUS. 1406 01:18:07,421 --> 01:18:09,554 WHY DO YOU THINK THAT ? 1407 01:18:09,554 --> 01:18:13,950 LITTLE THINGS.LITTLE THINGS LIKE WHAT ? 1408 01:18:13,950 --> 01:18:18,868 COMING HOME LATE. A SUSPICIOUS WEEKEND MEETING OUT OF TOWN. 1409 01:18:18,868 --> 01:18:22,480 LATE-NIGHT PHONE CALLS WHERE I HEAR HIM WHISPERING. 1410 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:26,963 ONE TIME HE CAME HOME, HE SMELLED LIKE PERFUME. HE SAID IT WAS HIS NEW COLOGNE. 1411 01:18:29,052 --> 01:18:32,316 AND WHAT, YOU ONLY THINK HE'’S HAVING AN AFFAIR ? 1412 01:18:32,316 --> 01:18:36,059 I CONFRONTED HIM, AND HE DENIED IT. BUT HE CAN BE VERY CONVINCING. 1413 01:18:36,059 --> 01:18:39,018 - SO ARE YOU EVEN HAPPY WITH THIS GUY ? - NO. 1414 01:18:39,018 --> 01:18:41,151 THEN WHY STAY WITH HIM ? 1415 01:18:41,151 --> 01:18:44,937 EVEN IF HE WASN'’T CHEATING ON YOU, WHY STAY IN AN UNHAPPY MARRIAGE ? 1416 01:18:44,937 --> 01:18:49,550 UM, I GUESS, YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS GOT A DIVORCE WHEN I WAS A KID. 1417 01:18:49,550 --> 01:18:53,511 AND I NEVER FORGAVE THEM FOR NOT TRYING HARDER TO STAY TOGETHER. 1418 01:18:53,511 --> 01:18:56,296 I JUST DIDN'’T WANNA BE LIKE THEM. I DIDN'’T WANNA BE THAT KIND OF PERSON. 1419 01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:58,734 I THINK YOU GOTTA GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK. 1420 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:02,085 IT'’S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR HUSBAND'’S A SCUMBAG. 1421 01:19:02,085 --> 01:19:05,958 I'’M SORRY TO SAY THAT, BUT IF HE'’S CHEATING ON YOU, HE IS. 1422 01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:09,266 I'’M SURE THERE'’S THOUSANDS OF GUYS WHO WOULD BE DYING TO GO OUT WITH YOU. 1423 01:19:09,266 --> 01:19:12,095 IF YOU DIVORCE THIS PRICK, YOU CALL ME THAT DAY. 1424 01:19:12,095 --> 01:19:14,575 I'’LL JUMP ON A PLANE NO MATTER WHERE I AM IN THE COUNTRY. 1425 01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:17,274 I'’LL FLY BACK HERE. I'’LL TAKE YOU OUT THAT NIGHT. 1426 01:19:17,274 --> 01:19:20,973 SO YOU THINK I SHOULD GO FROM AN UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND TO A GUY WHO THINKS... 1427 01:19:20,973 --> 01:19:24,237 THAT KISSING A GIRL OTHER THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND IS NOTCONSIDERED CHEATING ? 1428 01:19:24,237 --> 01:19:28,720 IT'’S NOT LIKE I'’M SITTING HERE DEFENDING THOSE ACTIONS. I KNOW THAT WAS A SCUMBAG THING TO DO. 1429 01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:30,853 WOULD YOU DO IT AGAIN ? I KNOW I WOULDN'’T. 1430 01:19:30,853 --> 01:19:34,682 '’CAUSE I FELT LOUSY WHEN IT HAPPENED. I WAS JUST BEING HONEST WITH YOU. 1431 01:19:34,682 --> 01:19:39,992 WELL, YOU KNOW, IN MY BOOK, EVEN TALKING LIKE THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE. 1432 01:19:39,992 --> 01:19:42,429 SO, I SHOULD GET GOING. 1433 01:19:42,429 --> 01:19:45,998 ALL RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND.THANK YOU FOR LISTENING, THOUGH. 1434 01:19:45,998 --> 01:19:50,742 I'’LL SEE YOU, YOU KNOW, NEXT TIME WE GET AN APARTMENT TO LOOK AT. 1435 01:19:50,742 --> 01:19:52,875 BYE. 1436 01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:55,442 SOMETIMES I THINK I'’M REALLY A PRISS. 1437 01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:58,619 MY FRIENDS, THEY DON'’T THINK CHEATING IS SUCH A BIG DEAL. 1438 01:19:58,619 --> 01:20:01,840 MAYBE I'’M TOO UPTIGHT IN MY VIEWS. BUT THEN, 1439 01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:06,453 I THINK THESE PEOPLE WOULD NOT BE THAT DECEITFUL TO ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS. 1440 01:20:06,453 --> 01:20:08,281 PEOPLE CHEAT '’CAUSE THEY'’RE AFRAID. 1441 01:20:08,281 --> 01:20:11,850 THE WORLD IS RUN BY FEAR, MY FRIEND. FEAR. 1442 01:20:11,850 --> 01:20:15,288 EVERYBODY OUT HERE, THEY'’RE AFRAID. THAT GUY'’S AFRAID. YOU'’RE AFRAID. 1443 01:20:15,288 --> 01:20:18,814 I'’M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT MY DAD TOLD ME... 1444 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:24,210 AFTER I GOT DIVORCED FROM MY FIRST WIFE, WHO WAS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. 1445 01:20:24,210 --> 01:20:27,823 HE SAID, "SHOW ME A GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN, AND I'’LL SHOW YOU A GUY WHO'’S TIRED OF FUCKING HER." 1446 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:31,478 MEN AND WOMEN ARE VERY DIFFERENT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX. 1447 01:20:31,478 --> 01:20:37,354 UH, MEN SEEM TO THINK THAT IT'’S AN IMPOSSIBILITY TO BE WITH ONE PERSON. 1448 01:20:37,354 --> 01:20:39,660 PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY'’RE PIGS. 1449 01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:44,056 SO THIS IS A MARRIED GIRL YOU'’RE TALKING ABOUT ?YEAH, YEAH. 1450 01:20:44,056 --> 01:20:47,843 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN FOOL AROUND WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT ?I DON'’T KNOW. 1451 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,846 '’CAUSE I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT IT.OH, YOU GOT A GOOD FEELING. 1452 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:54,414 OH, BOY, OH, BOY. I GET A GOOD FEELING ABOUT ALMOST EVERY GIRL I SEE. 1453 01:20:54,414 --> 01:20:57,156 IT'’S DIFFERENT. THERE'’S SOMETHING KIND OF SAD ABOUT HER. 1454 01:20:57,156 --> 01:21:00,856 - IT'’S LIKE THIS WOUNDED BIRD YOU WANNA TAKE CARE OF. - REALLY, IS THAT RIGHT ? 1455 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:04,903 WELL, EXCUSE ME, BUT WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO BE TAKING CARE OF ANYBODY ? 1456 01:21:04,903 --> 01:21:07,819 IF I'’M NOT MISTAKEN, YOU'’RE THE GUY THAT'’S STILL LIVING IN MY APARTMENT... 1457 01:21:07,819 --> 01:21:10,561 AND YOU'’RE IN NO POSITION TO TAKE CARE OF SOMEBODY. 1458 01:21:10,561 --> 01:21:15,653 TOMMY, YOU'’RE NOT A SAVIOR, OKAY ? AND I'’M SURE THIS CHICK DON'’T NEED OR WANT YOUR SAVING. 1459 01:21:15,653 --> 01:21:18,612 BUT IT'’S LIKE-- LOOK, I MEAN, IT'’S NOT LIKE I WAS HITTING ON HER. 1460 01:21:18,612 --> 01:21:22,094 I DON'’T KNOW. I WAS TALKING TO HER. IT FELT GOOD. SO, WHAT, I JUST-- 1461 01:21:22,094 --> 01:21:26,185 I WANT YOU TO TRUST ME ON SOMETHING. I'’M GONNA SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE HERE. 1462 01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:30,320 I AM AS BIG A DOG AS THERE IS, OKAY ? 1463 01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:33,845 BUT IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA TO FOOL AROUND WITH MARRIED WOMEN. 1464 01:21:33,845 --> 01:21:35,934 IT'’S BAD KARMA, KID. 1465 01:21:35,934 --> 01:21:39,372 WHAT ABOUT THAT GIRL, UH, MARIA ? 1466 01:21:39,372 --> 01:21:41,679 MARIA, THE SCHOOLTEACHER ?YEAH. 1467 01:21:41,679 --> 01:21:46,118 I TOOK HER ON A COUPLE OF DATES. SHE NEVER CALLED ME BACK. TOTALLY GAVE ME THE BRUSH. 1468 01:21:46,118 --> 01:21:51,994 TOMMY, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU, OKAY ? I WANNA SPEAK TO YOU LIKE A SON. 1469 01:21:51,994 --> 01:21:55,911 CHICKS DON'’T BRUSH GUYS OFF. 1470 01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:59,523 GUYS BRUSH CHICKS OFF, OKAY ? THAT'’S JUST THE WAY IT IS. 1471 01:22:13,885 --> 01:22:16,670 WOW. HI.HOW YOU BEEN ? 1472 01:22:16,670 --> 01:22:19,935 HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ?YOU KNOW, I'’VE BEEN BETTER. 1473 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:23,895 AND I CALLED YOU A COUPLE OF TIMES. I NEVER HEARD BACK FROM YOU. 1474 01:22:23,895 --> 01:22:26,593 I'’VE BEEN MEANING TO CALL YOU BACK.YEAH ? 1475 01:22:26,593 --> 01:22:29,248 WHAT, YOU JUST NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT ? 1476 01:22:31,424 --> 01:22:34,906 UM--DON'’T-- SERIOUSLY, DON'’T SWEAT IT AT ALL. IT'’S COOL. 1477 01:22:34,906 --> 01:22:37,256 NO, BUT I REALLY-- I REALLY-- 1478 01:22:37,256 --> 01:22:39,955 I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE. I'’M SORRY. 1479 01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:42,348 REALLY, IT'’S-- YOU KNOW. IT'’S COOL. 1480 01:22:42,348 --> 01:22:45,961 I GET IT, YOU KNOW. I'’LL, UH-- 1481 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:48,180 I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND. 1482 01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:57,581 LOOK, DID I-- DID I SCREW IT UP SOMEHOW ? 1483 01:22:57,581 --> 01:23:01,193 I THOUGHT WE HAD A GOOD TIME THAT NIGHT. AND THEN IN THE MORNING... 1484 01:23:01,193 --> 01:23:04,805 YOU'’RE LIKE RUSHING OFF SAYING YOU HAD TO GO TO THE ZOO OR SOMETHING. 1485 01:23:04,805 --> 01:23:07,417 WHAT HAPPENED ? 1486 01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:10,855 NOTHING. I JUST--DID WE NOT HAVE A GOOD TIME ? 1487 01:23:10,855 --> 01:23:15,033 NO, I HAD A GREAT TIME. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT. 1488 01:23:15,033 --> 01:23:18,863 I GOT A LITTLE FREAKED OUT. I'’D REALLY LIKE IT IF YOU CALLED ME AGAIN. 1489 01:23:18,863 --> 01:23:21,431 ARE YOU SURE ? I MEAN--YEAH. 1490 01:23:21,431 --> 01:23:23,302 IT'’S NOT JUST '’CAUSE YOU RAN INTO ME ? 1491 01:23:23,302 --> 01:23:26,479 I WON'’T GET THE MACHINE ?NO. 1492 01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:29,004 UNLESS I'’M NOT HOME. 1493 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:30,962 CAN'’T PROMISE I'’LL BE HOME. 1494 01:23:32,398 --> 01:23:34,966 LOOK, REALLY, I JUST-- I'’M-- 1495 01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:39,231 ALL RIGHT. 1496 01:23:39,231 --> 01:23:42,017 I'’LL CALL THEN. I'’LL CALL YOU NEXT WEEK. 1497 01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:46,847 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU BETTER--I WILL. 1498 01:23:46,847 --> 01:23:48,936 DON'’T PLAY WITH ME, YOU KNOW.I WON'’T. 1499 01:23:59,338 --> 01:24:02,037 SO ? 1500 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:06,998 I DON'’T KNOW. I THINK MAYBE I SHOULD GET A SECOND OPINION. 1501 01:24:08,956 --> 01:24:12,395 WELL, MARIA, I'’VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME MORE GOOD NEWS. 1502 01:24:12,395 --> 01:24:17,095 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR FIRST ?GUESS I'’LL PICK THE GOOD NEWS. 1503 01:24:17,095 --> 01:24:21,056 YOUR AIDS TEST IS NEGATIVE. THAT IS GOOD NEWS. 1504 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:23,232 AND THE OTHER GOOD NEWS ? YOU'’RE PREGNANT. 1505 01:24:45,036 --> 01:24:47,038 [ Honking ] 1506 01:24:55,699 --> 01:24:58,484 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE, GRIFFIN ? 1507 01:24:58,484 --> 01:25:02,053 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, 1508 01:25:02,053 --> 01:25:04,099 AND I'’M WILLING TO LEAVE ANNIE IF THAT'’S WHAT IT TAKES. 1509 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:07,450 I DON'’T WANT TO BREAK UP YOUR MARRIAGE, OKAY ? 1510 01:25:07,450 --> 01:25:10,192 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? THAT'’S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED. 1511 01:25:10,192 --> 01:25:12,585 YOU THOUGHT THAT I WANTED THAT ? 1512 01:25:12,585 --> 01:25:16,154 I NEVER FUCKING WANTED THAT ! I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU. 1513 01:25:16,154 --> 01:25:19,679 ONLY REASON YOU'’RE OUTSIDE OF MY APARTMENT AND YOU'’RE HERE TELLING ME THIS NOW... 1514 01:25:19,679 --> 01:25:22,117 IS BECAUSE YOU CAN'’T HAVE ME.NO, THAT'’S NOT TRUE. 1515 01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:25,207 YEAH, IT IS.I AM HERE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU-- BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 1516 01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:27,296 COME HERE.GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME. 1517 01:25:28,862 --> 01:25:31,691 WILL YOU AT LEAST THINK ABOUT IT ? 1518 01:25:33,606 --> 01:25:35,913 WILL YOU AT LEAST THINK ABOUT IT ? 1519 01:25:43,964 --> 01:25:46,184 [ Door Slams Shut ] 1520 01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:49,187 [ Maria ] IT'’S MARIA. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AND I'’LL CALL YOU BACK. 1521 01:25:49,187 --> 01:25:52,930 HEY, MARIA, HOW YOU DOING ? IT'’S TOMMY. I KNOW I CALLED YOU A COUPLE OF TIMES ALREADY. 1522 01:25:52,930 --> 01:25:57,195 FIGURED I'’D TRY ONE MORE TIME. I THOUGHT AT THE VIDEO STORE YOU WANTED TO GET TOGETHER, 1523 01:25:57,195 --> 01:26:00,155 BUT, UH, MAYBE I WAS MISTAKEN. 1524 01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,418 SO, LOOK, ALL RIGHT. UM, I'’LL BE GOOD... 1525 01:26:02,418 --> 01:26:05,116 AND I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND... WHENEVER. 1526 01:26:05,116 --> 01:26:07,553 ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY. 1527 01:26:08,902 --> 01:26:11,340 YOU'’RE SO SWEET. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1528 01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:17,172 EXCUSE ME. ARE THESE YOURS ? 1529 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:21,176 THOSE ?YEAH, THESE DISGUSTING THINGS WITH THE SPOTS ON IT. 1530 01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:24,222 WHO ARE-- ARE YOU THE PROUD OWNER OF THESE ? 1531 01:26:25,963 --> 01:26:28,879 YES AND NO. THEY-- 1532 01:26:28,879 --> 01:26:31,577 THEY WERE GRIFFIN'’S.I'’M GONNA VOMIT. 1533 01:26:31,577 --> 01:26:33,536 ARE YOU KIDDING ?NO, I'’M NOT KIDDING. 1534 01:26:33,536 --> 01:26:36,321 I THINK IF THIS RELATIONSHIP HAS ANY CHANCE OF SURVIVING, 1535 01:26:36,321 --> 01:26:38,758 WE SHOULD CONSIDER BURNING THESE IMMEDIATELY. 1536 01:26:38,758 --> 01:26:41,152 [ Groans ] 1537 01:26:41,152 --> 01:26:43,807 WHAT'’S WRONG ?NOTHING. 1538 01:26:43,807 --> 01:26:46,549 LISTEN, SWEETIE, IF THERE'’S SOMETHING WRONG, YOU SHOULD TALK TO ME. 1539 01:26:46,549 --> 01:26:50,814 NOTHING'’S WRONG. I ALREADY TOLD YOU. DON'’T WORRY ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT ? COME ON. 1540 01:26:57,386 --> 01:26:59,518 YOU DON'’T THINK I CAN TELL ?I TOLD YOU, IT'’S NOTHING. 1541 01:26:59,518 --> 01:27:03,522 IT'’S NOT NOTHING. JUST TALK TO ME, OKAY ? WE TALKED FINE BEFORE. 1542 01:27:03,522 --> 01:27:05,872 CAN WE HAVE SILENCE FOR A LITTLE WHILE ? 1543 01:27:05,872 --> 01:27:09,354 WE'’VE HAD SILENCE FOR THE PAST FUCKIN'’ TEN MINUTES !WHY DO WE HAVE TO TALK ? 1544 01:27:09,354 --> 01:27:11,356 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT'’S WRONG WITH ME ! 1545 01:27:11,356 --> 01:27:15,882 WHY ARE YOU CRYING ? CALM DOWN FIRST OF ALL.I DON'’T WANNA CALM DOWN. 1546 01:27:15,882 --> 01:27:18,842 JUST TALK TO ME. COME ON. I CAN UNDERSTAND. 1547 01:27:18,842 --> 01:27:21,540 BENNY, I JUST NEED A LITTLE BIT OF SPACE RIGHT NOW, OKAY ? 1548 01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:24,239 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SPACE" ? 1549 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:27,894 IT'’S ALL OF THIS. IT'’S JUST TOO MUCH TOO QUICKLY, AND I DON'’T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT. 1550 01:27:27,894 --> 01:27:30,593 YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME ? IS THAT IT ? 1551 01:27:30,593 --> 01:27:36,338 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME ? ONE SECOND YOU LIKE ME AND THE NEXT SECOND YOU DON'’T. 1552 01:27:36,338 --> 01:27:40,167 I'’M SORRY, BENNY.YOU CAN'’T PLAY GAMES WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS. 1553 01:27:40,167 --> 01:27:43,997 WHAT IS IT ? IT'’S THIS DENTIST. YOU WANNA GO BACK TO HIM. YOU'’RE FUCKING-- 1554 01:27:43,997 --> 01:27:47,131 HE'’S YOUR MAN, RIGHT ? I'’M SORRY I STEPPED IN BETWEEN. 1555 01:27:47,131 --> 01:27:50,090 YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT A LONG TIME AGO. 1556 01:27:50,090 --> 01:27:53,616 GIVE ME THE BAG, PLEASE.YOU'’RE BEING SO STUPID. YOU'’RE BEING SO STUPID. 1557 01:27:53,616 --> 01:27:57,184 BENNY, PLEASE GIVE ME THE BAG.DON'’T YOU SEE HOW GREAT THIS IS ? HERE. TAKE THE BAG. 1558 01:27:57,184 --> 01:28:00,144 DON'’T YOU SEE HOW GREAT THIS IS ? WHERE YOU RUNNING ?YES ! 1559 01:28:00,144 --> 01:28:03,190 DON'’T RUN AWAY FROM ME. ASHLEY. 1560 01:28:03,190 --> 01:28:05,932 SWEETIE. 1561 01:28:05,932 --> 01:28:09,284 YOU DON'’T WANNA TALK TO ME NOW ? YOU'’RE GONNA RUN HOME ? 1562 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:12,025 BENNY, PLEASE GO HOME, OKAY ?I'’M GOING HOME. 1563 01:28:16,856 --> 01:28:20,947 [ Benny ] I DON'’T KNOW WHAT I'’M DOING WRONG. I'’M A NICE JEWISH KID FROM BROOKLYN. 1564 01:28:20,947 --> 01:28:25,300 THESE KIND OF THINGS SHOULDN'’T BE HAPPENING TO ME. IT SHOULDN'’T BE THIS HARD FOR ME. 1565 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:28,346 BUT, UH, THAT'’S LIFE. 1566 01:28:28,346 --> 01:28:31,523 ONE SECOND WE'’RE HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME. WE'’RE FALLING IN LOVE. 1567 01:28:31,523 --> 01:28:34,961 THEN THE NEXT SECOND, OUT OF THE BLUE, SHE DROPS THIS SHIT ON ME. 1568 01:28:34,961 --> 01:28:38,922 I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT WOMEN, STAY HOME AND PLAY WITH MYSELF. 1569 01:28:38,922 --> 01:28:40,924 YOU TOLD HER YOU LOVED HER ?YEAH. SO ? 1570 01:28:40,924 --> 01:28:43,579 SO ? SO, WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING RETARD ? 1571 01:28:43,579 --> 01:28:46,059 JESUS, THAT'’S WHY SHE DUMPED YOUR SORRY ASS. 1572 01:28:46,059 --> 01:28:51,064 SHE WAS JUST LOOKING TO FUCK AND YOU GOTTA THROW THE "LOVE" AT HER. SCREW THE WHOLE THING UP. 1573 01:28:51,064 --> 01:28:52,979 I'’M NOT A RETARD, ALL RIGHT ?WHATEVER. 1574 01:28:52,979 --> 01:28:55,242 AND I DO LOVE HER, MAN. I LOVE HER, MAN. 1575 01:28:55,242 --> 01:28:58,463 YOU KNOW WHAT ? WHEN YOU GONNA START THINKING ROCK STAR AND ACTING ROCK STAR ? 1576 01:29:33,455 --> 01:29:35,370 [ Kissing ] 1577 01:29:39,243 --> 01:29:41,376 HOLD ON.WHAT ? 1578 01:29:41,376 --> 01:29:45,205 LET'’S JUST TAKE IT SLOW, OKAY ?I WANT YOU. 1579 01:29:45,205 --> 01:29:47,643 DON'’T YOU WANNA TALK ? LET'’S TALK. 1580 01:29:47,643 --> 01:29:51,342 NO. YEAH, I MEAN-- BUT I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR FOR LUNCH, SO-- 1581 01:29:51,342 --> 01:29:53,823 [ Groans ]BUT WE CAN TALK-- 1582 01:29:53,823 --> 01:29:57,435 WHAT ?YOU DON'’T LOVE ME, GRIFF. 1583 01:29:57,435 --> 01:30:00,525 YES, I DO.NO, YOU DON'’T. 1584 01:30:00,525 --> 01:30:04,137 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?YOU DON'’T LOVE ANYBODY. 1585 01:30:04,137 --> 01:30:06,836 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I DON'’T ?YOU USE PEOPLE. 1586 01:30:06,836 --> 01:30:09,055 YOU USED ME. YOU USED YOUR WIFE. 1587 01:30:09,055 --> 01:30:11,797 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I "USE PEOPLE" ?YOU USE EVERYBODY. 1588 01:30:11,797 --> 01:30:15,322 YOU KNOW WHAT ? THAT'’S THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS. PEOPLE USE EACH OTHER, OKAY ? 1589 01:30:15,322 --> 01:30:18,108 THEY TAKE FROM EACH OTHER WHAT THEY NEED TO MAKE THEM HAPPY. 1590 01:30:18,108 --> 01:30:21,720 YOU USE ME TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. I USE YOU TO MAKE ME HAPPY. 1591 01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:24,854 SOMETIMES YOU'’VE GOTTA GIVE BACK A LITTLE BIT. 1592 01:30:24,854 --> 01:30:27,073 I DON'’T GIVE BACK AT ALL ?I'’M NOT SAYING-- 1593 01:30:27,073 --> 01:30:30,512 I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVE YOU. I TOLD YOU THAT I'’D LEAVE MY WIFE FOR YOU. 1594 01:30:30,512 --> 01:30:34,559 I SENT YOU FLOWERS LAST WEEK. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?I REMEMBER. 1595 01:30:34,559 --> 01:30:37,083 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? COME HERE.I GOTTA GO. 1596 01:30:37,083 --> 01:30:40,086 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?THIS IS THE SAME OLD SHIT AND I'’M SICK OF IT. 1597 01:30:40,086 --> 01:30:42,872 YOU'’RE SICK OF WHAT ? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU SICK OF ? 1598 01:30:42,872 --> 01:30:46,266 WHY IS IT THE SAME OLD SHIT ? I TOLD YOU THINGS WERE GONNA CHANGE. 1599 01:30:46,266 --> 01:30:50,140 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? IS THIS ABOUT WHAT'’S HIS NAME, YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND ? 1600 01:30:50,140 --> 01:30:53,752 HIS NAME IS BEN.OKAY, BEN. WELL, IS THIS-- FUCK BEN ! 1601 01:30:53,752 --> 01:30:57,495 FUCK YOU !AND FUCK YOU TOO ! 1602 01:30:57,495 --> 01:30:59,889 WAIT A MINUTE. COME HERE. 1603 01:31:05,024 --> 01:31:06,983 UNBELIEVABLE. 1604 01:31:10,856 --> 01:31:15,078 HILARY AND I HAVE SOMETHING WE'’D LIKE TO SAY TO BOTH OF YOU. 1605 01:31:15,078 --> 01:31:18,429 FIRSTLY, WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY WE'’VE BEHAVED THE PAST MONTHS. 1606 01:31:18,429 --> 01:31:22,738 YEAH. YOU BOTH KNOW OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN A MESS, 1607 01:31:22,738 --> 01:31:25,088 AND THAT WE'’VE EACH SCREWED UP PRETTY BADLY. 1608 01:31:25,088 --> 01:31:28,700 AND... I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT I'’M TALKING ABOUT. 1609 01:31:28,700 --> 01:31:33,183 BUT WE'’VE DECIDED TO, YOU KNOW, GO TO THERAPY AND SAVE OUR MARRIAGE. 1610 01:31:33,183 --> 01:31:36,099 AND EVERYTHING'’S BETTER, MUCH BETTER NOW. 1611 01:31:36,099 --> 01:31:38,144 WE'’RE WORKING ON MY VOID. 1612 01:31:38,144 --> 01:31:41,931 YEAH, YEAH. HARRY'’S GONNA SELL THE PROPERTY UPSTATE... 1613 01:31:41,931 --> 01:31:45,151 AND THE LOGS AND THE POWER TOOLS. 1614 01:31:45,151 --> 01:31:50,113 AND HILARY'’S GETTING A NEW GYNECOLOGIST-- ONE SHE PROMISES NOT TO FORNICATE WITH. 1615 01:31:50,113 --> 01:31:54,639 AND THAT'’S ABOUT IT. HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING ? 1616 01:31:56,162 --> 01:31:58,948 OH, YOU KNOW, WE'’RE DOING GOOD. 1617 01:31:58,948 --> 01:32:01,994 RIGHT ? I MEAN-- 1618 01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:16,226 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ? ABOUT WHAT ? 1619 01:32:16,226 --> 01:32:20,186 ABOUT DOING WHAT HARRY AND HILARY DID-- GOING TO A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR ? 1620 01:32:20,186 --> 01:32:24,147 YOU THINK I'’M A FUCKING MORON ? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME ? 1621 01:32:24,147 --> 01:32:27,933 WAIT. HONEY, WAIT. LOOK, I LOVE YOU-- 1622 01:32:27,933 --> 01:32:31,371 NO, YOU DON'’T LOVE ME, BECAUSE LOVE MEANS RESPECTING SOMEONE AND CARING ABOUT THEM ! 1623 01:32:31,371 --> 01:32:34,636 IT DOESN'’T MEAN SNEAKING AROUND AND FUCKING SOME SLUT !WAIT A MINUTE-- 1624 01:32:34,636 --> 01:32:38,422 SHUT UP, OKAY ? I WANT SOMEONE WHO'’S GONNA LOVE ME AND WHEN I LOOK IN THEIR EYES... 1625 01:32:38,422 --> 01:32:41,294 I CAN SEE THEY THINK I'’M GREAT AND WHO'’LL MAKE ME FEEL BEAUTIFUL... 1626 01:32:41,294 --> 01:32:44,559 AND WHO WILL WANNA HOLD ME WHEN THEY GET HOME FROM WORK THE WAY YOU USED TO. 1627 01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:48,475 BUT NOT NOW WHEN YOU THINK THAT I'’M A NUISANCE IF I WANT TO MAKE LOVE OR EVEN TALK. 1628 01:32:48,475 --> 01:32:52,175 I'’M FUCKING TIRED OF IT. I KNOW YOU'’RE HAVING AN AFFAIR OR AFFAIRS OR WHATEVER ! 1629 01:32:52,175 --> 01:32:55,700 BUT IT'’S OVER AND I WANT A DIVORCE. 1630 01:32:57,180 --> 01:32:58,747 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT. 1631 01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:09,148 AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, NO, I WOULD NOT DESCRIBE IT AS BIG. 1632 01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:15,459 I DIDN'’T EVEN KNOW I WAS GONNA DO IT, BUT I WENT WITH IT. 1633 01:33:15,459 --> 01:33:19,506 I JUST SAID WHAT THE HELL, AND I SAID IT AND I'’VE NEVER FELT SO GOOD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 1634 01:33:19,506 --> 01:33:22,945 I DIDN'’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA DO, BUT I JUST FELT RELIEF, 1635 01:33:22,945 --> 01:33:27,645 LIKE THIS HUGE WEIGHT WAS LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS-- I FELT SO GOOD. 1636 01:33:27,645 --> 01:33:32,302 YOU'’RE LOOKING FOR TOMMY ? SURE, COME ON IN. [ Maria ] YEAH. 1637 01:33:32,302 --> 01:33:35,653 IS HE HERE ?WELL, YOU SEE, 1638 01:33:35,653 --> 01:33:38,395 TOMMY DID LIVE HERE, BUT HE DOESN'’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE. 1639 01:33:38,395 --> 01:33:41,833 HE MOVED OUT ABOUT A WEEK AGO. YOU MUST BE MARIA. 1640 01:33:41,833 --> 01:33:46,229 YEAH. YEAH. YOU, UM-- YOU MUST BE-- 1641 01:33:46,229 --> 01:33:50,276 THE MAN WHO TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. 1642 01:33:50,276 --> 01:33:54,933 UM, I KIND OF HAVE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO TELL HIM. DO YOU HAVE HIS NEW ADDRESS ? 1643 01:33:54,933 --> 01:33:57,240 YEAH, SURE, I DO HAVE HIS NEW ADDRESS. 1644 01:33:57,240 --> 01:34:01,070 BUT, UH, CAN I OFFER YOU A DRINK ? 1645 01:34:01,070 --> 01:34:03,550 NO, THANK YOU. I REALLY-- I-- 1646 01:34:03,550 --> 01:34:06,292 DOES HE LIVE AROUND HERE ? 1647 01:34:06,292 --> 01:34:10,427 YOU HUNGRY OR WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME MONTOVANI OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT ? 1648 01:34:10,427 --> 01:34:13,386 NO, THANK YOU. THE ADDRESS WOULD BE FINE. 1649 01:34:13,386 --> 01:34:17,042 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. I'’LL GIVE YOU HIS ADDRESS. 1650 01:34:17,042 --> 01:34:21,699 BUT, UH, IF IT DOESN'’T WORK OUT WITH THE KID, 1651 01:34:21,699 --> 01:34:24,267 WELL, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. 1652 01:34:24,267 --> 01:34:28,706 YOU JUST HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF ONE SIMPLE QUESTION: 1653 01:34:28,706 --> 01:34:32,623 DO YOU WANT TO SIT UP ON THE PORCH WITH THE PUP... 1654 01:34:32,623 --> 01:34:35,408 OR DO YOU WANNA RUN IN THE YARD WITH THE BIG DOG ? 1655 01:34:39,021 --> 01:34:41,937 THE ADDRESS, PLEASE. THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 1656 01:34:41,937 --> 01:34:43,939 YOU GOT IT. 1657 01:34:43,939 --> 01:34:47,246 CARPO.YOU GOT IT. 1658 01:34:47,246 --> 01:34:49,248 CARPO. 1659 01:35:12,097 --> 01:35:15,231 HI.WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 1660 01:35:16,406 --> 01:35:19,714 UM, I GOT YOUR ADDRESS FROM CARPO. 1661 01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:22,325 I WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1662 01:35:22,325 --> 01:35:25,720 REGARDING WHAT ? 1663 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,678 US, I GUESS. 1664 01:35:29,854 --> 01:35:32,378 LOOK, I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU. 1665 01:35:32,378 --> 01:35:37,340 I MEAN, I CAN'’T SAY THAT I'’M REALLY SO INTERESTED ANYMORE. 1666 01:35:37,340 --> 01:35:39,385 YOU KNOW. I MEAN, IT'’S JUST-- 1667 01:35:39,385 --> 01:35:42,519 AFTER I SAW YOU AT THE VIDEO STORE AND YOU ASKED ME TO CALL YOU, 1668 01:35:42,519 --> 01:35:47,176 I CALLED YOU A BUNCH OF TIMES AND I NEVER HEARD BACK FROM YOU... AGAIN. 1669 01:35:47,176 --> 01:35:50,570 YEAH, I WANTED TO-- 1670 01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:52,485 I DON'’T KNOW, APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. 1671 01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:57,752 I'’M SORRY FOR NOT CALLING YOU BACK.LOOK, I'’M SORRY TOO. 1672 01:35:59,492 --> 01:36:03,322 SO, WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU NEEDED TO TALK TO ME ? 1673 01:36:03,322 --> 01:36:05,803 I-I-- WOW. 1674 01:36:05,803 --> 01:36:09,415 I JUST-- I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I'’M LEAVING. 1675 01:36:09,415 --> 01:36:13,593 UM, I GOT THIS OUT-OF-TOWN JOB TEACHING. 1676 01:36:13,593 --> 01:36:15,900 IT'’S GREAT. 1677 01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:19,643 SO, I'’M-I'’M-I'’M LEAVING. I'’M MOVING. 1678 01:36:19,643 --> 01:36:22,341 THAT'’S IT. 1679 01:36:22,341 --> 01:36:24,517 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1680 01:36:24,517 --> 01:36:26,781 I GUESS, GOOD LUCK. 1681 01:36:26,781 --> 01:36:28,695 YEAH. 1682 01:36:30,306 --> 01:36:33,135 THANK YOU.I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND. 1683 01:36:33,135 --> 01:36:36,355 YEAH.OR... MAYBE NOT, RIGHT ? 1684 01:36:38,140 --> 01:36:40,011 OKAY.GOOD LUCK. 1685 01:36:46,888 --> 01:36:48,890 OH. 1686 01:36:48,890 --> 01:36:51,066 TOMMY, UM, 1687 01:36:52,850 --> 01:36:57,420 I JUST REALIZED I DON'’T EVEN KNOW YOUR LAST NAME, SO-- 1688 01:36:57,420 --> 01:37:00,727 IT'’S REILLY. WHAT ABOUT YOU ? REILLY. 1689 01:37:00,727 --> 01:37:02,817 UM, TEDESCO. 1690 01:37:04,906 --> 01:37:08,474 WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT OUT OF THE WAY A LITTLE EARLIER, HUH ? 1691 01:37:08,474 --> 01:37:10,825 [ Chuckles ] YEAH. 1692 01:37:10,825 --> 01:37:13,175 GOOD LUCK. YEAH, YOU TOO. 1693 01:37:18,180 --> 01:37:20,051 TAKE CARE. 1694 01:37:22,488 --> 01:37:25,491 [ Interviewer ] SO WHY DIDN'’T YOU TELL TOMMY YOU WERE PREGNANT WITH HIS BABY ? 1695 01:37:25,491 --> 01:37:28,494 I SHOWED UP AT HIS DOOR. I WAS GONNA RING THE BUZZER... 1696 01:37:28,494 --> 01:37:32,977 AND GO UP THERE AND, YOU KNOW, TELL HIM. 1697 01:37:32,977 --> 01:37:35,893 THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN'’T KNOW HIS LAST NAME. 1698 01:37:35,893 --> 01:37:37,590 I DIDN'’T KNOW WHAT BUZZER TO PRESS. 1699 01:37:37,590 --> 01:37:40,506 REALITY IS THAT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A ONE-NIGHT STAND. 1700 01:37:40,506 --> 01:37:43,422 IT WENT A LITTLE AWRY. I GOT PREGNANT. BUT THAT DOESN'’T MEAN THAT... 1701 01:37:43,422 --> 01:37:45,555 WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER. 1702 01:37:45,555 --> 01:37:49,254 I GOTTA ADMIT, IT WAS WEIRD WHEN SHE SHOWED UP AT MY APARTMENT TO TELL ME... 1703 01:37:49,254 --> 01:37:51,343 SHE WAS MOVING OUT OF TOWN. 1704 01:37:51,343 --> 01:37:53,693 I DON'’T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT. 1705 01:37:53,693 --> 01:37:55,695 - [ Katy ] WHAT'’S WITH YOU ? - WHAT'’S WITH YOU ? 1706 01:37:55,695 --> 01:37:58,873 I'’M TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOUR SOUR PUSS. 1707 01:38:00,613 --> 01:38:04,574 WHAT'’S MY HOROSCOPE SAY FOR TODAY ? 1708 01:38:04,574 --> 01:38:08,621 "TODAY WOULD BE A GOOD DAY TO GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND ADMIT YOU'’RE A COWARD... 1709 01:38:08,621 --> 01:38:12,582 AND MAKE UP WITH THE SPECIAL SOMEONE WHO WILL MAKE YOU VERY HAPPY." 1710 01:38:13,931 --> 01:38:17,804 DOES IT REALLY SAY THAT ?DOES IT MATTER ? 1711 01:38:32,210 --> 01:38:34,952 HI.WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 1712 01:38:34,952 --> 01:38:38,173 DO YOU HATE ME ?NO. NO, JUST THE OPPOSITE. 1713 01:38:38,173 --> 01:38:41,524 DO YOU HATE ME ?NO, I DON'’T HATE YOU. 1714 01:38:41,524 --> 01:38:43,961 DO YOU-- DO YOU LOVE ME ?YES. 1715 01:38:43,961 --> 01:38:46,964 '’CAUSE EVERY NIGHT I'’M CRYING. I CAN'’T EAT.I'’M SORRY. 1716 01:38:46,964 --> 01:38:49,488 NO.YOU GOTTA EAT. 1717 01:38:54,929 --> 01:38:57,322 I LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW THAT ? 1718 01:38:57,322 --> 01:39:01,065 YOU KNOW, YOU PAID FOR AN HOUR. 1719 01:39:01,065 --> 01:39:04,982 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT ME TO DO ? 1720 01:39:04,982 --> 01:39:07,985 YEAH. WOULD YOU MIND DOING THE DISHES ? 1721 01:39:07,985 --> 01:39:11,075 FUCK YOU.NO, WAIT. I'’M ONLY KIDDING. COME HERE. 1722 01:39:11,075 --> 01:39:13,121 I'’M ONLY KIDDING. 1723 01:39:13,121 --> 01:39:16,951 YOU WANNA STAY AND TALK FOR A LITTLE BIT OR-- 1724 01:39:19,475 --> 01:39:21,956 NO. IT'’S OKAY. 1725 01:39:25,785 --> 01:39:27,700 [ Door Closes ] 1726 01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:31,574 JUST CALL HIM UP AND ASK HIM OUT. 1727 01:39:31,574 --> 01:39:34,403 MAYBE I SHOULD JUST WAIT UNTIL I SHOW HIM AN APARTMENT. 1728 01:39:34,403 --> 01:39:36,622 WHY WOULD YOU WAIT ? WHAT'’S HIS NUMBER ? 1729 01:39:36,622 --> 01:39:39,974 I'’M NOT GONNA CALL HIM NOW.OH, YES, YOU ARE. WHAT'’S HIS NUMBER ? 1730 01:39:39,974 --> 01:39:42,150 YOU ARE NOT GONNA CALL HIM. 1731 01:39:42,150 --> 01:39:46,328 GIVE ME THE NUMBER. 1732 01:39:46,328 --> 01:39:49,853 IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO CALL HIM, I'’LL CALL HIM.DO IT. 1733 01:39:54,249 --> 01:39:56,120 [ Chuckles ] 1734 01:39:57,252 --> 01:39:59,558 [ Line Ringing ] 1735 01:39:59,558 --> 01:40:04,172 [ Ringing ]THOMAS REILLY. 1736 01:40:04,172 --> 01:40:05,956 HI, IT'’S ANNIE.ANNIE, UM-- 1737 01:40:05,956 --> 01:40:09,481 ANNIE WHO ?ANNIE MATTHEWS FROM THE REAL ESTATE OFFICE. 1738 01:40:09,481 --> 01:40:12,919 OH, YEAH. HEY, HOW YOU DOING ?GOOD. HOW ARE YOU ? 1739 01:40:12,919 --> 01:40:15,966 I'’M GOOD. LOOK, I MEANT TO CALL YOU LAST WEEK. 1740 01:40:15,966 --> 01:40:18,664 BECAUSE I FOUND AN APARTMENT THROUGH A BUDDY OF MINE. 1741 01:40:18,664 --> 01:40:21,450 SO I'’M NOT GONNA NEED TO LOOK AT ANYMORE SPACES. 1742 01:40:22,712 --> 01:40:24,888 OH, OKAY. 1743 01:40:29,849 --> 01:40:32,026 WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, WHAT'’S UP ? 1744 01:40:32,026 --> 01:40:35,029 WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING-- 1745 01:40:37,248 --> 01:40:40,817 I HAVE THIS REALLY GREAT APARTMENT THAT I REALLY WANTED TO SHOW YOU. 1746 01:40:40,817 --> 01:40:45,474 BUT IF YOU ALREADY FOUND A PLACE, THAT'’S OKAY. I'’LL TALK TO YOU SOON. 1747 01:40:46,910 --> 01:40:49,782 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ? 1748 01:40:49,782 --> 01:40:52,568 I JUST DIDN'’T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT IT. 1749 01:40:52,568 --> 01:40:56,311 YOU'’RE SUCH A WIMP. I'’M GONNA CALL HIM. 1750 01:40:56,311 --> 01:40:59,531 NO, DON'’T CALL HIM ! I'’LL CALL HIM LATER, I PROMISE. 1751 01:40:59,531 --> 01:41:02,882 THOMAS REILLY. 1752 01:41:02,882 --> 01:41:07,191 IT'’S ANNIE AGAIN. THE REAL REASON I WAS CALLING IS, UM, 1753 01:41:07,191 --> 01:41:12,283 I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WOULD, LIKE, GO TO DINNER WITH ME ON SATURDAY NIGHT ? 1754 01:41:12,283 --> 01:41:15,634 WHAT, UH-- WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR HUSBAND ? 1755 01:41:15,634 --> 01:41:17,680 ARE YOU STILL WITH HIM ?NO. 1756 01:41:17,680 --> 01:41:21,031 HE WAS AN ASSHOLE. AND HE HAS A SMALL DICK. 1757 01:41:21,031 --> 01:41:24,121 UM-- 1758 01:41:24,121 --> 01:41:26,950 ALL RIGHT. WELL, IN THAT CASE, YEAH. 1759 01:41:26,950 --> 01:41:29,779 I'’D LOVE TO GO OUT TO DINNER.OKAY, GREAT. 1760 01:41:29,779 --> 01:41:33,783 I'’LL CALL YOU FRIDAY. GOTTA GO. CALL HIM FRIDAY. THE DATE'’S ON SATURDAY. 1761 01:41:33,783 --> 01:41:35,350 YEAH ! 1762 01:41:43,445 --> 01:41:47,144 [ Ben ] AFTER YOU GET DIVORCED, IT'’S LIKE YOU NEVER THINK... 1763 01:41:47,144 --> 01:41:49,625 YOU'’LL FALL IN LOVE AGAIN. 1764 01:41:49,625 --> 01:41:51,931 YOU NEVER THINK YOU'’LL FIND THIS KIND OF LOVE. 1765 01:41:51,931 --> 01:41:56,022 NOW, I LOOK BACK ON MY RELATIONSHIP WITH GRIFFIN, 1766 01:41:56,022 --> 01:41:59,200 AND NOW I REALIZE THAT DEFINITELY THAT I WAS IN A BAD PLACE AT THE TIME. 1767 01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:01,332 VERY BAD.VERY BAD. 1768 01:42:01,332 --> 01:42:03,639 BUT IF I DIDN'’T GO THROUGH THAT, I MIGHT NOT BE READY FOR THIS. 1769 01:42:03,639 --> 01:42:08,209 THERE ARE NO WRONG CHOICES. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE THE FAITH TO MAKE A CHOICE, 1770 01:42:08,209 --> 01:42:12,256 THEN IT'’S GOTTA BE RIGHT, YOU KNOW, NO MATTER WHERE IT LEADS YOU. 1771 01:42:12,256 --> 01:42:15,085 I CHOSE WISELY, I THINK.I THINK SO TOO. 1772 01:42:15,085 --> 01:42:17,957 IS THAT ALL YOU NEED ? IS THAT GOOD ?IS THAT OKAY ? 1773 01:42:17,957 --> 01:42:20,873 [ Maria ] WELL, AFTER I GOT OVER THE INITIAL SHOCK, 1774 01:42:20,873 --> 01:42:23,746 I KNEW I WANTED THIS BABY. 1775 01:42:23,746 --> 01:42:27,489 EVERYONE WAS TELLING ME I SHOULDN'’T DO IT, BUT I'’M TIRED OF LISTENING TO EVERYONE ELSE. 1776 01:42:27,489 --> 01:42:30,970 I DID THE MARRIAGE THING. I'’M NOT GONNA WAIT AROUND FOR SOMEONE. 1777 01:42:30,970 --> 01:42:33,190 I ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE. 1778 01:42:33,190 --> 01:42:35,671 SO, IT WASN'’T MUCH OF A DECISION. 1779 01:42:35,671 --> 01:42:38,674 [ Griffin ] WHAT ? WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANNA KNOW ? 1780 01:42:38,674 --> 01:42:41,807 HUH ? IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANNA KNOW ? 1781 01:42:41,807 --> 01:42:46,638 WHAT I DON'’T LIKE ABOUT LOVE OR SEX AGAIN ? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA KNOW ? FORGET IT. 1782 01:42:46,638 --> 01:42:49,206 [ Annie ] I NEVER THOUGHT I'’D BE THE KIND OF PERSON TO GET DIVORCED. 1783 01:42:49,206 --> 01:42:53,123 I GREW UP WITH THESE IDEAS OF LOVE EVERLASTING, BUT I GUESS THESE THINGS HAPPEN. 1784 01:42:53,123 --> 01:42:56,735 AND I JUST FEEL-- I FEEL EXCITED ABOUT... 1785 01:42:56,735 --> 01:42:59,738 GETTING ON WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE. 1786 01:42:59,738 --> 01:43:03,742 I FEEL HOPEFUL. I FEEL RELIEVED-- VERY RELIEVED. 1787 01:43:03,742 --> 01:43:08,138 I WAS REALLY SICK OF HIM, REALLY. NO, I'’M JUST-- 1788 01:43:08,138 --> 01:43:10,140 [ Tommy ] I DON'’T KNOW. 1789 01:43:10,140 --> 01:43:13,491 I DON'’T THINK ANYBODY HAS ANY OF THE ANSWERS TO ANY OF THIS. 1790 01:43:13,491 --> 01:43:15,754 I MEAN, SEX AND LOVE, IT'’S ALL SO COMPLEX. 1791 01:43:15,754 --> 01:43:19,454 IF WE HAD ANSWERS, ALL OF US WOULD BE IN THESE GREAT, SOLID, HAPPY RELATIONSHIPS. 1792 01:43:19,454 --> 01:43:21,804 BUT SO FEW OF US ARE. 1793 01:43:21,804 --> 01:43:25,808 WE'’RE ALL SEARCHIN'’ FOR THAT THING AND WE HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE FINDIN'’ IT, 1794 01:43:25,808 --> 01:43:28,985 BUT, WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THAT'’S PART OF THE FUN OF THE WHOLE THING. 1795 01:43:28,985 --> 01:43:36,862 ♪♪ 1796 01:43:36,862 --> 01:43:40,562 [ Man ] ♪ I NEED YOUR UNDERSTANDING I NEED YOUR LOVE ♪ 1797 01:43:40,562 --> 01:43:42,433 ♪ SO MUCH ♪ 1798 01:43:44,479 --> 01:43:47,786 ♪ YOU TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME SO YOU TELL ME THAT YOU CARE ♪ 1799 01:43:47,786 --> 01:43:50,354 ♪ BUT WHEN I NEED YOU ♪ ♪ BABY ♪ 1800 01:43:50,354 --> 01:43:52,313 ♪ BABY ♪ ♪ YOU'’RE NEVER THERE ♪ 1801 01:43:52,313 --> 01:43:55,925 ♪ ON THE PHONE LONG, LONG DISTANCE ♪ 1802 01:43:55,925 --> 01:44:00,146 ♪ ALWAYS THROUGH SUCH STRONG RESISTANCE ♪ 1803 01:44:00,146 --> 01:44:03,585 ♪ FIRST YOU SAY YOU'’RE TOO BUSY ♪ 1804 01:44:03,585 --> 01:44:07,589 ♪ I WONDER IF YOU EVEN MISS ME ♪ 1805 01:44:07,589 --> 01:44:10,809 ♪ NEVER THERE ♪ 1806 01:44:10,809 --> 01:44:14,726 ♪ YOU'’RE NEVER THERE ♪ 1807 01:44:14,726 --> 01:44:18,774 ♪ YOU'’RE NEVER, EVER EVER, EVER THERE ♪ 1808 01:44:20,602 --> 01:44:22,473 ♪ HEY ♪ 1809 01:44:37,967 --> 01:44:41,884 ♪ A GOLDEN BIRD THAT FLIES AWAY A CANDLESTICK O'’ FLAME ♪ ♪ HEY ♪ 1810 01:44:41,884 --> 01:44:45,757 ♪ TO THINK I HELD YOU YESTERDAY YOUR LOVE WAS JUST A GAME ♪ 1811 01:44:45,757 --> 01:44:49,500 ♪ A GOLDEN BIRD THAT FLIES AWAY A CANDLESTICK O'’ FLAME ♪ ♪ HEY ♪ 1812 01:44:49,500 --> 01:44:53,156 ♪ TO THINK I HELD YOU YESTERDAY YOUR LOVE WAS JUST A GAME ♪ ♪ HEY ♪ 1813 01:44:53,156 --> 01:44:56,551 ♪ YOU TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME SO YOU TELL ME THAT YOU CARE ♪ 1814 01:44:56,551 --> 01:44:58,857 ♪ BUT WHEN I NEED YOU ♪ ♪ BABY ♪ 1815 01:44:58,857 --> 01:45:00,859 ♪ BABY ♪ 1816 01:45:00,859 --> 01:45:04,907 ♪ TAKE THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW ME ♪ 1817 01:45:04,907 --> 01:45:08,650 ♪ IF YOU WANT ME WHY CAN'’T YOU JUST SHOW ME ♪ 1818 01:45:08,650 --> 01:45:12,871 ♪ WE'’RE ALWAYS ON THIS ROLLER COASTER ♪ 1819 01:45:12,871 --> 01:45:16,179 ♪ IF YOU WANT ME WHY CAN'’T YOU GET CLOSER ♪ 1820 01:45:16,179 --> 01:45:19,443 ♪ NEVER THERE ♪ 1821 01:45:19,443 --> 01:45:23,317 ♪ YOU'’RE NEVER THERE ♪ 1822 01:45:23,317 --> 01:45:27,669 ♪ YOU'’RE NEVER, EVER EVER, EVER THERE ♪ 1823 01:45:28,974 --> 01:45:31,107 ♪ HEY ♪ 1824 01:45:31,107 --> 01:45:33,239 ♪ OOOH, HEY ♪ 1825 01:45:34,893 --> 01:45:36,895 ♪ YEAH ♪ 1826 01:45:36,895 --> 01:45:38,854 ♪ HO ♪♪ 1827 01:45:50,996 --> 01:45:59,962 ♪♪ 1828 01:45:59,962 --> 01:46:03,400 [ Man ] ♪ SOMEDAY ♪ 1829 01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:08,013 ♪ I'’LL LOOK INTO HER GREEN EYES ♪ 1830 01:46:08,013 --> 01:46:12,670 ♪ AND KNOW THAT SHE'’LL COME WITH ME ♪ 1831 01:46:12,670 --> 01:46:14,890 ♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 1832 01:46:18,023 --> 01:46:21,984 ♪ TOO MANY ♪ 1833 01:46:21,984 --> 01:46:26,554 ♪ THINGS I DO NOT CARE FOR ♪ 1834 01:46:26,554 --> 01:46:30,949 ♪ BUT THE ONE THING THAT I ADORE ♪ 1835 01:46:30,949 --> 01:46:33,909 ♪ IS A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 1836 01:46:36,390 --> 01:46:40,959 ♪ I'’LL ALWAYS TRY ♪ 1837 01:46:40,959 --> 01:46:45,399 ♪ TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYE ♪ 1838 01:46:45,399 --> 01:46:47,575 ♪ IT'’S OKAY ♪ 1839 01:46:49,228 --> 01:46:51,927 ♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 1840 01:46:54,495 --> 01:46:58,629 ♪ TOMORROW ♪ 1841 01:46:58,629 --> 01:47:02,981 ♪ I THINK I'’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ♪ 1842 01:47:02,981 --> 01:47:07,421 ♪ THE THING THAT I HAVEN'’T SAID ♪ 1843 01:47:07,421 --> 01:47:09,814 ♪ TO A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 1844 01:47:12,991 --> 01:47:16,865 ♪ AND EVEN IF ♪ 1845 01:47:16,865 --> 01:47:21,130 ♪ I DON'’T KNOW WHAT THE DAY WILL BRING ♪ 1846 01:47:21,130 --> 01:47:25,743 ♪ STILL I CAN TELL MOST ANYTHING ♪ 1847 01:47:25,743 --> 01:47:29,051 ♪ TO A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 1848 01:47:30,182 --> 01:47:33,055 ♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪ 1849 01:47:35,013 --> 01:47:43,152 ♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪♪ 158029

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