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? Luxury comedy ?
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? Oooh, yeah ?
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? La la la la la la la ?
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? People running round ?
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? La la la la la la ?
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? Rumble in the night
with the people up above ?
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? Oooh yeah ?
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? Luxury comedy, oooh yeah. ?
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You know that lychee
that lives opposite?
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He's about to jump over
ten Weetabix.
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He's out of his tiny mind.
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Check him out.
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What a jump!
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He's only made it.
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That was amazing.
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That jump's going
to change his life.
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I know, he's going to be famous.
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Oh no.
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What?
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He's gone a bit wrong,
he's raping an olive.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh.
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Oh no, I've gone wrong.
I had everything and I've lost it.
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That's so typical of him.
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Flashes of genius followed
by moments of absolute madness.
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What is wrong with him?
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He never really got over
his dad's death.
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He's carrying a lot of baggage
around with him.
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I'm surprised he even got
over those Weetabix.
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What?
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He doesn't carry that baggage
around with him
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when he does his stunt jumps.
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He keeps it in his pencil case.
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With his sharpness.
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Make the tea.
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Make me tea.
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Get out and make me tea.
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I saw a shape
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and another shape.
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One of those shapes was talking.
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A talking shape.
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Fish finger for later.
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A mashed potato revolver.
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Remember, you don't pay us,
we pay you.
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Fish finger for later.
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I used to teach in South Africa,
but I found the whole segregation
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between chocolate fingers
and white chocolate fingers too much.
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I said, "I can't work here because
of the racism," and they said to me,
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"It's you what's doing it!"
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They had a point,
I had to come back to England.
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'My pain au chocolate tears.'
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I always watch Match Of The Day
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and I haven't seen
Alan Hansen on it for a while.
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So I thought it was a bit odd.
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Cos I make observations on things
I've seen and not seen.
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My wife said to me, "Can you hang out
your new, white, fancy pirate shirt
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"because we've got that barbecue
on Saturday."
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So I said, "Yeah, where are the pegs?
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She said, "They're in the peg bag
where they always are."
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You know, she's got a peg bag.
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I looked inside, and in with the pegs
I saw Alan Hansen.
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And so, that's where he's been.
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He passed me out a peg,
I hung out my pirate shirt
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and I'm ready for my barbecue.
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Also, and I'm not wondering
any more were Alan Hansen is,
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so I can relax at the barbecue.
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Because it was playing
on my mind a bit.
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You take your little,
black pants off, boy.
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Hooper! Where the hell is Sanchez?
I need the Van Ducci case!
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He said he was going to get
that to you within the hour.
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You tell them to forget the report
and bring me egg and soldiers.
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Hi, I'm Sergeant Raymond Boombox
I'm a New York cop.
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Yeah, I've got the thick black curly
hair you can't do shit with.
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But I never let it hold me back.
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I've been involved in many
exciting cases,
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none more so than the toffee apple
diamond heist.
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'It was way back in 1983,
a bounty year.
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'Pat Cash had come
second at Wimbledon
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'and the Karate Kid had won
over 15 Oscars for best movie.
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'I was staking out a jewellery store
on 42nd Street.
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'In the window of this store
was a piece of ice
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'as big as a cat's head
sprinkled with finely-cut rubies
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'and mounted on a silver-plated
popsicle stick.'
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The diamond was being displayed
in the jewellery shop window
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to lure in my arch nemesis
Count Zigginpuss,
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AKA the singing fish finger.
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? Can you see me in the shoes?
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? The shoes, the shoes! ?
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I'd been in hot pursuit of this
orange scoundrel for 12 years,
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but he was always one step ahead,
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leaving his trademark
at the scene of every crime.
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A single baked bean, steaming
on the end of a golden spoon.
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What can it mean? What can it mean?
What can it mean?
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Single baked bean, what can it mean?
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Single baked bean, what can it mean?
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Hooper, single baked bean,
what can it mean?
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'Things were going very badly
for me on this case.
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'I hadn't slept in over a month.
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'To make matters worse,
two bullet-holes and a knife wound
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'I'd received on a previous case had
started talking to me.
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'Yelling out nuggets of abuse.'
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You've got a nail this guy!
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He's walking all over you like
you're some kind of goddamn retard.
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The gash was a first-class sicko.
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The kind of guy
who wouldn't think twice
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about driving a remote-control car
up a blind man's anus.
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Hooper...
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Hooper...
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Big Hooper,
come running with the wah, wah...
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'I remember I just got back from
a late-night meatball and coffee run.
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'When I returned to the car, the gash
was screaming obscenities at me
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'like some kind of Pekinese hamster.'
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Where the hell have you been,
you fat, no-good pervert?
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I had to go to Ed's Wholefood Store,
OK?
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I had a hankering for a yoghurt
covered muesli bar with spirulina.
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Spirulina?
What the fuck is spirulina?
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It's an algae for your information.
A super food.
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Keeps my brain tight
and my ass foamy.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
Look at the state of you.
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You're just a fat man in a perm.
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My hair is naturally curly
like Steve Guttneberg!
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I won't take that from you.
I'm sick of your mouth.
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You wanna play? You want a meatball?
I'll give you meatballs.
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Take one of these.
And one of these.
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Have another one. And another one.
Have another one.
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You like that?!
No more, please!
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'At this point, myself and the gash
slipped into a meatball coma,
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'overdosing on hot chilli sauce.'
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These comas happen frequently.
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My only chance to escape from the
scum-sodden streets of New York City.
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My only chance to dream.
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'In these dreams
I'd been circumcised.
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'I would often find myself in a land
inhabited by butterflies.
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'I seemed to have an affinity
with the creatures.
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'Not only would I stroke them,
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'but I would walk them around
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'on leads made
from fancy golden thread.
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Wake up! He's getting away!
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Noooo!
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'Single baked bean,
what can it mean...'
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? Bringing them in
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? Bringing them in
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? Bringing them in
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? In my bowl. ?
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You know your problem?
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You need to slim right down.
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You're a pig!
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You're a pig-man! You're a loser!
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I can't take it any more.
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A loser!
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You gotta stop talking to me.
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Loser!
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Please...
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A loser.
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I had a nervous breakdown
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and Zigginpuss got away
with the diamonds.
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You can't win them all.
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Or in mine and Hooper's case,
any of them.
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Hooper!
I'm making funnies over here.
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Join me next week
for an exciting double episode.
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Remember, people want to hurt you
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and there are
a lot of rapists out there.
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Good night.
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Bye-bye, everybody.
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Yeah, but I can go,
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you don't know. You don't know.
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Oh, you, you don't know.
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Yeah, but I could go,
Hello, Michael. Hello, Michael.
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Yeah, but I could go,
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ooh, put him, put him,
put him in the dark, Timothy.
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This is a nightmare.
That dolphin's out of control.
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Can you do something about it?
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What do you want me to do?
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Phone someone.
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Phone who?
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Phone Big Larry.
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I haven't got his number.
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Always have Big Larry's number.
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You're out of your mind.
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Can you make me a sandwich.
I've got a migraine.
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Yes, master.
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Oopah, bring me a lemon barley.
OK, let's go.
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Come on.
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How do you like that?
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Ah, that was out.
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That was on the line!
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No, sir. I said that was out.
I meant it.
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That was on the line.
I saw a puff of smoke, God dammit!
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I'll crush you like you're nothing.
That was out.
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Oopah, where's my lemon barley
drink?
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Having a God damn heart attack
over here!
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Hang on a minute. Stop the match.
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I can hear the ice-cream man.
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Who's gonna go? I've got money.
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I can't go, I'm umpiring.
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Someone's got to go.
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Send one of the ball boys, innit.
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He ain't doin' shit.
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We've lost the meaning
of the word education,
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which as we know, comes from
the Latin educere, to lead out of.
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It's not a matter of simply stuffing
in fact and statistics
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into young minds and expecting them
to regurgitate it.
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That's really indoctrination.
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What we should be doing
with these young minds
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is allowing them to problem solve,
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to use their cognitive capabilities
to really explore the world.
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That's what the functions
of any kind of
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system of learning ought to be.
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Socrates knew this better than,
perhaps, any man who's ever lived.
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And I think this really has to be
blamed on Ice Cream Eyes.
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How could that have been me?
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I was having a romantic meal
with a digital hunchback.
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Oh, Ice Cream Eyes.
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Oh, yeah. I've got a bone
to pick with you.
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There was a rip in the bag
of frozen peas.
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It was like
a green spherical avalanche.
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They were coming down on me head!
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You know I've only got one clip
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and I use that
for the breaded onion rings.
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You're a penis!
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Come on, Ice Cream Eyes. Grow up.
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Yah! Yah! Poo-yah!
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See-yah! Hee-yah!
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Oh!
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It's all bleedin' coming together.
Innit, Ravi?
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Thanks, Ravi.
What a formidable double act,
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cos you can write
and I can say stuff.
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We got different skills.
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Dear Mum and Dad,
it's your number one son Dondylion.
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Sorry I've not writ much lately,
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only I'd been working
on me new digs.
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Complete luxurious they are.
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Like a cathedral. Huge.
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Even got my own Jacuzzi.
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I can honestly say, Mum,
hand on heart
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getting darted in the face
and dragged into a jeep by hunters
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and sold to a private
menageries in England,
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best move I ever made.
Best bleedin' move I ever made!
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I've done it, Mum.
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The trip abroad,
what we always talked about.
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You'll have to come and visit me,
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and tell Martin not to worry
about that tenner.
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As they say in the trade, Mum,
all bleedin' coming together.
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You gettin' all of this?
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Put a couple of kisses on there,
Ravi. Blindin'.
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Oi, come here, you.
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Where's this going, please?
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Africa, innit. Me mum's gaff.
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All bleedin' coming together, innit.
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In it goes. Post that.
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It should get there
in a couple of days.
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Couple of days. Cheers, Ravi.
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Ah, so this is Africa?
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Shut up about Africa!
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It's all gonna be all right.
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It's all gonna bleedin'
come together, innit?
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It'll all come together, won't it?
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Please say it's gotta come together.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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I've made some mistakes!
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I thought I was going
to a bleedin' safari park!
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It's worse than a bleedin'
broom cupboard in here!
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It's not right.
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It's not right, this place.
266
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I got bummed in the shower
by a red panda last week!
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I was never gonna tell anyone that
cos it's so humiliating,
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but I'm up to here with it!
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I'm scared to wash!
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That's a basic human right!
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I can't live like this any more!
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If not from me,
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then for a little
David Lee Roth, king of the lions.
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He can't stay in here like this.
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He's a king, his king of the jungle.
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We've got to get out of here.
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We'll be all right, me and Ravi.
We'll get out.
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Ravi's got a plan, ain't you, Ravi?
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? Oh
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? oh
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? Mash potato life shape
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? Oh, oh
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? Mash potato life shape
Mash potato life shape... ?
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One giant mash potato Utopia.
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? Oh, oh
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00:19:53,822 --> 00:19:57,741
? Mash potato life shape
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? Oh, oh
288
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? Mash potato life shape
289
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? Mash potato life shape. ?
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See the children running...
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through a mashed potato field,
292
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Wearing mash potato crowns.
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All the European countries...
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united by one mash potato flag.
295
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An endless...
European Mash Potato Bank Holiday.
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Peace and love
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for all the mash potato children.
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Oh, oh!
299
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:37,861
I'm just popping out.
300
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,181
I'm just popping out.
Where are you going?
301
00:20:39,182 --> 00:20:40,741
Going to meet Axl Rose.
302
00:20:40,742 --> 00:20:43,101
No way. Axl Rose?!
Were you meeting him?
303
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At the science Museum.
304
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You're never coming back, are you?
305
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No.
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Hello! Look at you.
307
00:21:02,782 --> 00:21:04,661
Oh!
308
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Oh, little bomb man!
309
00:21:06,382 --> 00:21:07,621
Little bombino.
310
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Whah! Whah!
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You hungry? You hungry?
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Let mummy put her breasts on.
313
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Come on. Come on.
Come on, get involved.
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Freeze!
315
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No, wait.
316
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I haven't had any lunch.
317
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Mm. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's so good.
318
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Oopah, you goddamn nincompoop!
I said loganberry, not peach melba!
319
00:21:36,422 --> 00:21:39,941
OK. Now you freeze, Mr Jerky.
You goddamn freeze,
320
00:21:39,942 --> 00:21:42,861
you and that baby.
You listen to me. Hand him over!
321
00:21:42,862 --> 00:21:44,941
But he's mine, officer.
322
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That is not your baby.
323
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That is my nephew Donald Never-Reach.
324
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He's a good boy.
325
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Now you pass him to me.
Oh, yeah.
326
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Come on.
Oh, you're a good bomb baby.
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I'm gonna do you a favour.
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I'm gonna to let you off
with a warning,
329
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but you ever try anything again
like this,
330
00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:05,861
I will shoot you 155 times
in the neck.
331
00:22:05,862 --> 00:22:09,661
You show me some respect and you show
Mrs Boombox some respect!
332
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You send her a card to say sorry!
333
00:22:12,342 --> 00:22:14,461
We got dinner plans tonight, OK?
334
00:22:14,462 --> 00:22:15,581
OK.
335
00:22:15,582 --> 00:22:19,581
You gotta leave these people alone.
They're smaller than the babies.
336
00:22:19,582 --> 00:22:21,861
Goddamn punk. OK, Oopah.
337
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:25,021
Bring the wheelbarrow round.
I'm out of juice.
338
00:22:32,062 --> 00:22:34,581
Are you all right?
339
00:22:34,582 --> 00:22:38,021
Yeah, I'm OK.
My perm just relaxed a little bit.
340
00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:39,261
You look like Cher!
341
00:22:39,262 --> 00:22:41,861
Oopah, I need a goddamn piggyback.
342
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:45,261
My knees have disintegrated.
Get me a cab!
343
00:22:45,262 --> 00:22:48,101
I need a taxi. Some curling tongs.
344
00:22:48,102 --> 00:22:50,301
My knees have liquified.
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Oh, boy.
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