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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Going down the rabbit hole
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♪ Where we're going no one knows
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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
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Hey there! Ted Tucker here,
nature survivalist.
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Because I'm awesome
and because I feel like it,
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I am finally
documenting my genius
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for you lazy viewers at home.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
nature calls.
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(SNIFFING)
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-(LAUGHING)
-(PANTS ZIPPING)
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Uh-oh.
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As I was saying,
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I've been going on
month-long wilderness
expeditions for years.
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But the time has come for me
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to pass some of
my wisdom onto you.
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Now, in past expeditions,
I've drank my own tears,
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outran a puma with an
unexpected weight in my pants,
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and one time,
I almost starved,
so I ate a family of rabbits.
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Huh?
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-That's right.
A family of rabbits.
-What the...
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The number one rule
of wilderness survival
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is finding a suitable
campsite.
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(EXCLAIMS) What was that?
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(CHUCKLING)
This is gonna be fun.
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The first thing you wanna do
is build yourself a shelter.
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Now, I'm gonna show you
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an easy way to
build a lean-to.
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Just stack a bunch of
sticks and branches
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against a fallen log,
like this.
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And wham-o!
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You got yourself
a safe and sturdy lean-to.
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(GRUNTS) I'm okay.
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(GRUNTING)
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Okay, okay, I know
what I did wrong.
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Last time, I didn't make sure
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the branches extended
far enough over the log.
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Look at how sturdy it is now.
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I'll be protected from
the elements in no time...
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(STRAINED GRUNTING)
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Step two of setting up your
lean-to is to set up a tent.
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Now, this tent will provide me
adequate shelter
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from nature's
nighttime elements.
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Getting proper rest
is very important,
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so I'm gonna turn in
a little early.
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-(HOWLING)
-What was that?
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(HOWLING CONTINUES)
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(SHUDDERING)
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Since we're miles
from any drinkable water,
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I've collected almost
a full cup of sweat
from sandwich baggies
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I strategically placed
in the ling of my clothing.
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Now, I just need to boil it
to make it drinkable.
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(GRUNTS)
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Eureka!
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(STAMMERING) What was that?
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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(SLURPING)
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(CHOKES)
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I'm going to perish out here.
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(SOBBING)
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Remember,
"A family of rabbits".
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If you're rations
are running low,
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you can live off the land.
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Now, you wouldn't want
to eat these berries.
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These cause dry mouth,
nausea, and diarrhea.
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So, I'm off to find some
edible blueberries to eat.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(SLURPING) Mmm.
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Delicious... Oh!
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(HOARSELY) These berries
shouldn't cause dry mouth.
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(GRUNTING)
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(IMITATING CHICKEN)
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(SHUDDERING)
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Morning!
(STRAINED CHUCKLE)
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Today, I'm gonna show you
how to set up an animal trap
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using a few simple knots.
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Few simple...
(GRUNTING FRUSTRATINGLY)
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Ah. And there we go.
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Just rember, these
traps are super sensitive,
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even the slightest movement
can set it off.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(STRAINING) Now,
the most important thing
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to rember in
a situation like this
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is to be as calm and
collected as possible.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(SOBBING)
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(SNORING)
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-(SAWING)
-(GRUNTS)
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Mommy, Daddy, Mommy.
Mommy, Daddy, Mommy.
Mommy, Daddy.
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(SNORING)
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Shh.
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BUGS: Coochie-coochie-coo!
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(EXCLAIMS) What the...
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Whee!
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Who's there?
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-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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(PANTING)
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-(SCREAMING)
-(GROWLING)
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(SCREAMING)
Oh! Just get it over with!
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Hmm. Maybe I'm being
a little too hard on this guy.
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TED: I'm so hungry.
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I sure could go for a family
of rabbits right about now.
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No, I'm not.
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(SHIVERING)
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Mommy, Daddy, Mommy.
Mommy, Daddy, Mommy.
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Mommy, Daddy, Mommy.
Mommy, Daddy.
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If you feel you've been
out in the woods too long
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and nature wants
to destroy you,
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you can always
build a signal fire.
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Come on! (GRUNTING)
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I can't take it anymore!
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(SCREAMING)
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BUGS: It was sure nice of him
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to leave all his
cameras behind,
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so I could
edit this together.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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(HUMMING)
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(SCREAMS) Oh, the horror!
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You fellas are scary.
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A mummy and a pirate.
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And what are you
supposed to be, fella?
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I'm an imp.
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An imp, huh?
Never heard of it.
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Well, enjoy
the treats, fellas.
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Happy Halloween.
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Have a "ghoul" time.
(CHUCKLING)
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Don't let me catch you
"goblin" too much candy.
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And stay warm.
You wouldn't want
to start a "coffin".
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What a cute bunch
of Halloweenies.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Finally, All Hallows' Eve,
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the night in which
we all deceive.
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And I, Impkin,
the Pumpkin King,
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mayhem and mischief
I will bring.
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(CHUCKLING)
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-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Showtime!
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Happy Hallow...
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Hey, it's the imp again.
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Didn't you get enough
the first time around?
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Trick or trick?
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Actually,
it's "trick or treat".
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I said trick or...
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(MANIACAL VOICE) Trick.
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Come on, kid,
don't be greedy.
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You're taking all the fun
out of Halloween.
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(GASPS)
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-The nerve of that kid.
-(EGGS SPLATTERING)
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Hey, kid, don't you think
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you're taking
all this too far?
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Give me that mask!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Hmm. Maybe
this isn't that kid.
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(GROANS)
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Ugh! Hey, let me in!
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Why, that little...
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Huh?
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(CHUCKLING) Oopsies!
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No! Not my comic books!
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-(CHUCKLING)
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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-Hey, open up.
-Yes?
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Look, I don't know who you
think you are, but listen...
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No costume, no talkie.
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Voila!
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Are you happy now?
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You didn't say,
"Trick or treat".
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-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Huh?
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-Trick or treat.
-IMPKIN: Too classic.
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-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Not scary enough.
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-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Too scary.
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Too grim.
Too goosey-goosey.
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Too stiff. Too nursery rhyme.
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Too tight.
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Oh, come on,
you're not even trying!
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No matter what I do,
this mischievous imp
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just doesn't want
to play along.
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Hmm. Play along...
That's it!
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Good luck keeping
your sweatpants up now.
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-(CLATTERING)
-Hmm?
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Hey, what do you
think you're doing?
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I'm turning over a new leaf.
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I mean, it's Halloween.
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We all should be causing
a little mischief.
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You think you can
out-mischief me,
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Impkin, the Pumpkin King?
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Come here, and let me
show you how it's done.
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BUGS: Oh, man! I love what
you've done with the place.
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But I thought you were
supposed to cause mischief
not make improvements.
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Huh? What?
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You want mischief?
I'll give you mischief!
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Let's see how you like this.
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Mischief! Yeah!
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(GRUNTING)
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-(COMPUTER BEEPS)
-(CHUCKLING)
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I just deleted
your entire music library.
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And I destroyed my novel,
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that I'd been writing
for the past 15 years.
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Oh, yeah? What about this?
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BUGS: Oh, yeah?
Well, what about this?
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(GRUNTS)
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Pumpkins, hear me,
mischief I weave,
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roll to me this Hallows' Eve.
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Hokey-spokey, little chant.
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-Clearly, you're out of ideas.
-Oh, you'll see.
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Oh, you'll see the inside
of a mop bucket.
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You're cleaning up this house.
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Now what in the pumpkins...
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Are those guys
all here for you?
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Actually, they're
all here for you.
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Come in. Come in.
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Lickety-splickety,
turn with the tide,
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change to spiders
and become my ride.
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(CHUCKLES)
Get him, my children.
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(SHUDDERS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Yes! Yes!
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This way,
you little web-spinners.
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(LAUGHING)
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Yes! Hey, don't touch the hat!
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Hey, what are you doing?
I'm in here.
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You tricked me!
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You win.
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Pumpkin minions,
toil and trouble,
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return to your patches
on the double.
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Be a good bunny
and cut me free.
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I guess I should apologize
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for deleting all of your
Bossa Nova albums.
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What do you think
you're doing?
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(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)
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See you later.
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Oh, hey, you forgot your...
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Magic hat.
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Hmm. Don't mind if I do.
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Carrots, hear me,
mischief I weave,
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come to me,
this Hallows' Eve.
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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Well, it was worth a shot.
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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BUGS: (SCREAMING)
Get out! Get out!
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(NORMAL VOICE)
Wait. You can stay.
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♪ Going down the rabbit hole
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♪ Where we're going no one knows
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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
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