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- ♪ I RISE TO A COLOR ♪
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♪ SOME SHADE BUT ANOTHER ♪
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♪ THAN YELLOW, GREEN, OR BLUE ♪
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♪ THE SOUNDS OF ♪
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♪ HAMMERS BANGING ♪
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♪ TICK TOCK ♪
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♪ THE CLOCK IS HANGING ♪
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♪ IN THE EAR OF ♪
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♪ YESTERDAY'S FOOL ♪
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♪ I WAIT FOR AN HOUR ♪
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♪ JUST TO GET IN THE SHOWER ♪
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♪ AND WASH MY FACE IN THE SINK ♪
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♪ OUTSIDE IT'S WINTER WEATHER ♪
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♪ THE CALENDAR KNOWS BETTER ♪
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♪ SOMEHOW IT'S A SUMMER'S DAY ♪
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♪ THE CHILL HAS ME FREEZING ♪
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♪ THERMOMETER'S BEEN EASING ♪
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♪ TO A HUNDRED BELOW ♪
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♪ IN THE SHADE ♪
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♪ AS RAIN FILLS THE SKY ♪
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♪ DON'T ASK ME WHY ♪
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♪ IT COULD SNOW IN A MOMENT ♪
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♪ I THINK ♪
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♪ BUT IT'S A FABULOUS DAY ♪
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♪ FABULOUS ♪
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- OKAY, PEOPLE.
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LET'S REMEMBER WHAT ARISTOTLE
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SAID.
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THE AIM OF ART IS TO REPRESENT
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NOT THE OUTWARD APPEARANCE
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OF THINGS BUT THEIR INWARD
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SIGNIFICANCE.
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ALL RIGHT, DOES ANYBODY HAVE
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ANY QUESTIONS?
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DYLAN.
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- WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
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- WHAT?
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WELL...I...
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UH, RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF THERE AREN'T ANY QUESTIONS
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ABOUT ART SPECIFICALLY,
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THEN I THINK THAT'S IT
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FOR TODAY.
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YES, DYLAN, DO YOU HAVE TO GO
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TO THE BATHROOM?
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- NO, I WANT TO KNOW
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WHERE BABIES COME FROM.
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- I KNOW.
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I HEARD YOU.
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BUT WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME.
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SO MAYBE WE'LL TACKLE THAT
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SUBJECT NEXT WEEK.
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- BUT WE STILL HAVE
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TWO MINUTES.
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- THANK YOU FOR THAT, LUCY.
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BUT PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND
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IF YOU WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO
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THE CLASS.
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- WE STILL HAVE TWO MINUTES.
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- OKAY, DYLAN, UM...
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I THINK IT'S BEST IF YOU ASK
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YOUR MOM AND DAD ABOUT THAT.
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- I'LL TELL YOU LATER, DYLAN.
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I KNOW.
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- WAIT, NO, NO.
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I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA
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EITHER.
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- WELL, WHERE DO BABIES
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COME FROM?
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- YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT WHEN
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I TELL YOU.
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IT'S WEIRD.
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- WHOA, WHOA, IT'S NOT WEIRD.
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IT'S NOT WEIRD.
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IT'S, UH--IT'S NATURAL.
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PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO REGGIE
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ABOUT THIS.
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- WHO SHOULD WE LISTEN TO?
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- ME, YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME.
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I'M AN ADULT.
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I KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS.
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- WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
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- I'LL DRAW IT FOR YOU.
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- NO, REGGIE, REG--
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OKAY, DYLAN, YOU HAVE A MAN
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AND A WOMAN, AND--
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- WHAT IF IT'S TWO MEN
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OR TWO WOMEN?
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- THANK YOU AGAIN, LUCY.
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BUT PLEASE, RAISE YOUR HAND.
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OKAY, SO YOU HAVE A MAN AND
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A WOMAN...
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- HERE, IT'S LIKE THIS.
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- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NO, SORRY.
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IT'S LIKE THIS.
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PLEASE SIT DOWN, REGGIE.
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THERE'S A MAN AND A WOMAN
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WHO ARE HUSBAND AND WIFE...
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YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER,
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OKAY?
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AND THEY HAVE A SPECIAL BOND.
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THEY...
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THEY HUG DEEPLY.
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AND THEN, NINE MONTHS LATER--
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- THEY HUG FOR NINE MONTHS?
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- NO, THEY'RE LUCKY IF THEY
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HUG FOR NINE MINUTES.
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BUT THE POINT IS,
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BECAUSE OF THIS BOND,
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MUCH, MUCH LATER,
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A BABY ARRIVES.
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- FROM A STORK?
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- YES.
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YES, DYLAN, FROM A STORK.
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- IS A STORK ANOTHER NAME
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FOR A VAGINA?
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- I THINK BABIES COME FROM...
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- UM...
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- HMM...
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- I DON'T KNOW THAT.
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- FROM...
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- I THINK THAT BABIES COME FROM
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THE SKY.
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- FROM A TRUCK.
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- I THINK BABIES COME FROM
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THEIR MOTHER OR FATHER'S
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STOMACH.
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- A TRUCK?
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THAT'S--THAT'S THE SILLIEST
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THING I EVER HEARD.
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- I DON'T KNOW, BUT ONE TIME,
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I SAW ON THE COMPUTER
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A PANDA HAVING A BABY.
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AND IT JUST, LIKE, SHOOTS OUT
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LIKE--BUUCCH!
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AROUND 5 FEET.
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AND I THINK THAT'S HOW
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BABIES COME FROM.
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- YEAH, A TRUCK!
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- I THINK BABIES COME FROM
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A BABY STORE.
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- IF THEY WANT TO BUY THE BABY,
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THEN THEY NEED TO JUST
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PICK THEM UP.
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- BUT--BUT DO WE HAVE SOME--
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BUT DO WE--
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DID YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE OUT
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OF SOAP?
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- YEAH.
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- YEAH?
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YOU KNEW AND YOU DIDN'T SAY
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ANYTHING OR GOD FORBID, MAYBE
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REPLACE THE SOAP?
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- I DID REPLACE IT.
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- NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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- YEAH, I DID.
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- HEY, I WAS JUST IN THE
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SHOWER, AND THERE WAS NO SOAP.
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- OH, WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE
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I HID IT UNDER THE LOOFAH.
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MM-HMM.
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- YOU--YOU HIDE SOAP?
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- MM-HMM.
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- YOU HIDE SOAP FROM ME, WHY?
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- PAYBACK.
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BESIDES THE FACT THAT YOU NEVER
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REPLACE THE SOAP,
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YOU NEVER REPLACE
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THE TOILET PAPER.
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- WELL, I NEVER FINISH--
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- LEAVING ONE SQUARE
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ON THE ROLL IS FINISHING IT.
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- NO, NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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BY DEFINITION, "FINISHING IT"
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IS FINISHING IT.
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AND IF I FINISHED IT,
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I'D REPLACE IT.
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- THE ONLY REASON YOU NEVER
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FINISH IT IS BECAUSE YOU USE
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KLEENEX INSTEAD OF TOILET PAPER
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WHEN IT'S DOWN TO ONE SQUARE.
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- HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
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- BECAUSE I TESTED YOU.
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THE LAST TIME THERE WAS
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ONE SQUARE LEFT ON THE ROLL,
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IT LASTED SIX DAYS.
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SO THAT MEANS YOU EITHER WIPED
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YOUR BUTT WITH KLEENEX
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OR YOU NEED MORE FIBER
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IN YOUR DIET.
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- SO WHAT DID YOU DO FOR
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SIX DAYS WITH NO TOILET PAPER?
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- I HID IT BEHIND THE PLUNGER.
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- I LOVE YOU.
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- YOU SHOULD.
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WITHOUT ME, YOU'D BE WALKING
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AROUND WITH DINGLEBERRIES
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BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.
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- YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
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- WELL, YOU'RE LAZY.
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- WELL, THANK GOD I'M LAZY,
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BECAUSE LAZY PEOPLE ARE THE
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MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE
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IN THE WORLD.
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- OH, YEAH?
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- YEAH, YEAH, LAZINESS BREEDS
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EFFICIENCY.
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IT'S BECAUSE OF THE LAZY PEOPLE
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THAT WE HAVE REMOTE CONTROL,
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AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION, GO-GURT.
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- GO-GURT?
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- IT'S ALL THE HANDIWORK
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OF THE LAZIES.
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HEY.
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I LOVE YOU.
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- YEAH.
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- YEAH?
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I LOVE YOU TOO MAYBE?
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EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE WOULD BE
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NICE TO HEAR.
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- I SHOULD GO.
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- WHY, YOU DON'T WANT TO
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SPEND THE NIGHT?
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- NO, I WANT TO,
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BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU
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TO KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF.
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- I SWEAR I WON'T TOUCH YOU.
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- YEAH, LAST TIME
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YOU SAID THAT, I GOT ABOUT
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15 MINUTES OF SLEEP.
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- WELL, STAY THE NIGHT AND
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I CAN PROMISE YOU AT LEAST 30.
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NO, OH, TIFF, PLEASE.
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I CAN'T. I CAN'T.
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I GOT DEADLINES; I CAN'T.
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- OH, YUCK, DEADLINES.
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YOU SOUND LIKE MY EX.
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- I HAD A GREAT TIME TONIGHT.
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- ME TOO.
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- BUT I WISH YOU WOULDN'T PAY
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FOR DINNER.
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- I DIDN'T.
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NED DID.
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THAT'S THE JOY OF ALIMONY.
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- STILL, IF WE WANT THIS TO
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WORK OUT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
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START TREATING ME LIKE AN ADULT.
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- I AGREE.
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I UNDERSTAND 100%.
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YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR LACES?
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- HA-HA-HA.
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SO WHEN DOES JENNA GET BACK FROM
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SPRING BREAK?
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- DID YOU JUST SAY THAT
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TO MAKE ME FEEL OLD?
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- NO, NO, I JUST WANT TO KNOW
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HOW MUCH LONGER I HAVE YOU
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TO MYSELF BEFORE YOUR TEENAGE
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DAUGHTER COMES HOME.
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- MM-HMM.
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I WILL SNEAK YOU IN
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THROUGH THE BEDROOM WINDOW.
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- OH, MY GOD.
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- MM-MM, NO, NO.
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NO, I GOT TO--
270
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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
271
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IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
272
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- WHAT AM I DOING?
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- YOU'RE TRYING TO SEDUCE ME,
274
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MRS. MILTON.
275
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- OH, THAT'S A CHEAP SHOT.
276
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RUN ALONG, LITTLE BOY.
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GO HOME.
278
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- SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF DAYS?
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WILL?
280
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,104
COULD YOU DO ME A QUICK FAVOR
281
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BEFORE YOU GO?
282
00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,020
THERE'S A BOX IN THE STUDY.
283
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COULD YOU JUST CLOSE IT UP
284
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:47,935
AND PUT IT ON THE TOP SHELF
285
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,110
OF THE CLOSET?
286
00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:50,633
- YEAH, SURE.
287
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,069
- THANKS.
288
00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:57,379
AND DON'T LOOK INSIDE.
289
00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:00,556
- I LOVE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
290
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:02,558
WHEN DID YOU MOVE IN?
291
00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,038
- UM, I DON'T KNOW,
292
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,867
ABOUT A MONTH AGO.
293
00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,092
I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE
294
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,441
WITH THE PLACE.
295
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,226
- THANKS.
296
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:21,577
I'M STILL UNPACKING OBVIOUSLY.
297
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,405
CAN I, UM, OFFER YOU SOMETHING
298
00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:24,362
TO DRINK?
299
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:25,363
AND PLEASE SAY BEER.
300
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,148
IF YOU DON'T SAY BEER,
301
00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:28,671
I CAN ONLY OFFER YOU
302
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:29,977
SOME RUBBING ALCOHOL
303
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:30,804
IN THE BATHROOM.
304
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,067
I WOULD LOVE A BEER.
305
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,330
- GREAT.
306
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,901
- SO, UM, I GOT TO TELL YOU,
307
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,076
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
308
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,687
YOU KNOW, MOST OF MY BLIND DATES
309
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,429
END DISASTROUSLY.
310
00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,692
- WELL, WE STILL HAVE TIME.
311
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,758
SO WHAT DID WENDY TELL YOU
312
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:12,846
ABOUT ME?
313
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,369
- UH, THAT YOU HAD A GREAT
314
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,500
PERSONALITY.
315
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:16,632
- UGH, AND YOU STILL WANTED
316
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:17,851
TO GO OUT WITH ME?
317
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,723
- AND THAT YOU WERE EASY.
318
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,640
I AM NOT EASY.
319
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:28,600
I'M JUST--I'M HIGHLY AMENABLE.
320
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:45,748
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T KISS ME.
321
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:15,517
- SHOULD WE DO IT NOW?
322
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:20,043
- NO, LET'S WAIT.
323
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:20,870
- WHAT'S WRONG?
324
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,959
- NOTHING.
325
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:31,707
- AM I STILL WAITING?
326
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,536
- MM-HMM.
327
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,538
- OKAY.
328
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,547
- OKAY, THIS IS GONNA HURT ME
329
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:46,461
A LOT MORE THAN IT'S GONNA
330
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:47,462
HURT YOU.
331
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:48,115
- JUST--LET'S DO THIS.
332
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,246
- OKAY.
333
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,247
I'M REALLY AFRAID I'M NOT GONNA
334
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:51,379
BE VERY GOOD AT THIS.
335
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:52,380
- I--I'M A LITTLE AFRAID OF
336
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,207
THAT TOO, BUT I THINK
337
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:53,990
WE CAN DO IT.
338
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:54,556
- WHOO, OH, GOD.
339
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:55,383
- OKAY?
340
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,514
- WHAT DO I DO?
341
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,472
DO I JAM THE WHOLE THING IN?
342
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:58,212
- HOLD IT LIKE A PENCIL.
343
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,169
- THE TIP?
344
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,301
- HOLD IT LIKE A PENCIL.
345
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:01,258
HOLD IT AT A 90-DEGREE ANGLE
346
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,346
TO MY SKIN AND THEN YOU JUST--
347
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,391
JUST DO IT REALLY QUICKLY
348
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,566
LIKE A DART, LIKE A DART.
349
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:05,436
- OKAY, BUT I DON'T
350
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:06,611
THROW IT IN.
351
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:07,699
- I'M--SHOULD I JUST GET BETSY
352
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,657
TO DO THIS AT THE OFFICE?
353
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:09,614
BECAUSE...
354
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:10,572
- NO, NO, I CAN DO THIS.
355
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:11,486
- AND DON'T FORGET.
356
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:12,617
WHEN YOU PUT THE--
357
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:13,749
AFTER YOU PUT THE NEEDLE IN,
358
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:14,271
JUST PULL IT OUT A TINY BIT,
359
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,229
CHECK FOR BLOOD.
360
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,360
IF THERE'S NO BLOOD,
361
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,753
THEN PUT THE MEDICINE IN, OKAY?
362
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,276
- OKAY, BUT IF THERE'S BLOOD,
363
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,234
YOU KNOW, LIKE I MIGHT--
364
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,061
I MIGHT PASS OUT.
365
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:21,975
- I KNOW.
366
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,150
- LIKE, FOR REAL.
367
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,107
- THERE'S NOT GONNA BE BLOOD.
368
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,239
- OKAY, BUT IF THERE IS,
369
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,414
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A NEEDLE STUCK
370
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:27,284
IN YOUR BUTT, AND I'M GONNA BE
371
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,416
PASSED OUT ON THE GROUND.
372
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:29,330
MAYBE I SHOULD PUT SOME PILLOWS
373
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,287
DOWN OR SOMETHING
374
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,071
LIKE A STUNTMAN HAS.
375
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:31,811
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
376
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:32,986
AM I JUST GONNA DO THIS?
377
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:33,987
- I DON'T WANT TO HURT MYSELF.
378
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:34,944
- GIVE ME THE NEEDLE.
379
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:35,727
GIVE ME THE NEEDLE.
380
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,641
- OH, NO-NO, NO.
381
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:37,120
I'M GONNA DO THIS.
382
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:37,860
LET'S GO.
383
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:38,948
I'M READY.
384
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:39,731
- I KNOW; YOU CAN DO THIS.
385
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,471
- ON THREE.
386
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:41,124
- MM-HMM.
387
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:41,951
- ONE.
388
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:42,822
- YEAH.
389
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:43,648
- TWO.
390
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:44,562
- OKAY.
391
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:45,302
- TWO AND A HALF.
392
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,129
- BRIAN.
393
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,087
OW, OW!
394
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:47,870
- SORRY, I'M SORRY.
395
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:48,697
- FUCKER!
396
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:49,654
THAT HURTS.
397
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:50,786
- YOU SAID LIKE A DART.
398
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:51,700
- WELL, NOT LIKE A FRICKIN'
399
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:52,614
JAVELIN.
400
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:53,528
- WELL, I'M SORRY.
401
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:54,659
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
402
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:55,747
- UGH, PULL IT OUT A LITTLE
403
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:56,444
BIT, SEE IF THERE'S BLOOD.
404
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,401
- OKAY.
405
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,838
- OH, THAT'S HURTING ME.
406
00:13:58,925 --> 00:13:59,839
- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
407
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:00,970
NO--THERE'S NO BLOOD.
408
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:01,928
- GOOD, THEN WOULD YOU PUSH
409
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,103
THE MEDICINE IN?
410
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,278
- OKAY, I'M GO--
411
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,235
- UGH.
412
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:05,932
- CAN YOU BE NICE TO ME?
413
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,107
- CAN--
414
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,630
I HAVE GOT A NEEDLE IN MY ASS
415
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:09,718
RIGHT NOW!
416
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:10,371
- OKAY, OKAY, HERE WE GO.
417
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,111
READY?
418
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,287
- OH, OW!
419
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,244
- EWW, GROSS.
420
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,289
OKAY, IT'S SO GROSS.
421
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,638
OKAY, OKAY.
422
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:17,639
THE MEDICINE'S IN.
423
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,554
- OKAY, GREAT, GREAT.
424
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:20,381
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
425
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,208
- I DON'T KNOW.
426
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,122
I'M WAITING.
427
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,297
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
428
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,080
- GET YOURSELF A HAM SANDWICH.
429
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,168
PULL IT OUT!
430
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,517
ACH.
431
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:27,475
- OH, THERE'S BLOOD, BABE.
432
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:28,563
OH, THERE'S BLOOD.
433
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,520
- OF COURSE THERE'S BLOOD,
434
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,478
YOU FRICKIN' STABBED ME.
435
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:31,392
- OH, I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
436
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,175
- FOR GOD'S SAKE.
437
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:32,828
- ARE YOU OKAY?
438
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:33,394
- YES!
439
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,221
- ARE YOU OKAY?
440
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,048
I'M SORRY.
441
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:35,918
I'M SORRY, BABE.
442
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:36,876
- AHH.
443
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:37,877
THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK.
444
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,052
- SO MUCH BLOOD, BABE.
445
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:39,661
- NEXT TIME, I'M JUST DOING IT
446
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:40,749
MYSELF.
447
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:41,706
- THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD.
448
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,927
- UGH, YOU ARE A CHAMP.
449
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:54,328
- SHH, COME ON, COME ON.
450
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:57,679
COME ON, COME ON.
451
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,724
UH, HONEY?
452
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:00,856
- IN THE BATHROOM.
453
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,684
- YEAH, I THINK HE'S HUNGRY.
454
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:03,554
- MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME,
455
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:04,686
SWEETIE.
456
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:05,774
I SAID I'M IN THE BATHROOM.
457
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:06,906
- YEAH.
458
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,081
- YOU THINK YOU COULD DEAL WITH
459
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,517
OUR KID FOR, LIKE, ONE SECOND?
460
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,345
- YEAH, I GOT HIM.
461
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,347
I'M JUST SAYING...
462
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,871
OH, SHH.
463
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,612
OH, SHH.
464
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,440
OH, SHH.
465
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,268
HEY, HEY, HEY.
466
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,399
SHE'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
467
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:23,879
SAMMY, COME ON.
468
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,011
COME ON.
469
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,751
BABY?
470
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,710
AH.
471
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,407
SHH, HERE SHE COMES.
472
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,713
- COME HERE.
473
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,555
- MORNING.
474
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:48,991
- HEY, DID YOU TAKE A SHOWER?
475
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,079
- WHY?
476
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,167
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHY?"
477
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,255
YOU WERE JUST ALL SWEATY.
478
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,343
- I'M NOT SWEATY ANYMORE.
479
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,215
- WELL, YOU--STILL ON YOU.
480
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,738
- YOU KNOW, WE SWEAT IN THIS
481
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,435
BED MORE THAN WE SLEEP IN IT.
482
00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,436
- THAT'S SEX SWEAT,
483
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:00,960
NOT BASKETBALL SWEAT.
484
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,135
- THERE'S A DIFFERENCE?
485
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,397
- YES, DID YOU TAKE A SHOWER?
486
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,224
- DID YOU HEAR ME
487
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:05,355
TAKE A SHOWER?
488
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:06,574
- GO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER,
489
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,531
HON.
490
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:08,924
- BABE, I'M NOT SWEATY.
491
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,926
I'M NOT SWEATY.
492
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,276
MMM.
493
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,670
- YOU TASTE SWEATY.
494
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:16,932
- WHAT DOES SWEAT TASTE LIKE?
495
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,934
- SALT, YOU TASTE SALTY.
496
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:19,979
- MAYBE IT IS SALT.
497
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,154
- MMM?
498
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,155
- MAYBE I SALTED MY WHOLE BODY
499
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:22,982
BEFORE I CAME IN HERE.
500
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,810
- AH, DID YOU?
501
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:26,811
- NO.
502
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,813
- NO, YOU DIDN'T, NO.
503
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,946
SO WHY DON'T YOU...
504
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:31,947
- MMM.
505
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,949
- GO TAKE A SHOWER?
506
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:38,258
OKAY.
507
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,781
PAIN IN MY ASS.
508
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:40,608
- I LOVE YOU.
509
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:41,435
THANK YOU.
510
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,611
- FUCK YOU!
511
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:58,800
- YOU DANCING?
512
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,280
BA-BA-BA-BA.
513
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,672
- ♪ AS WE CUT OFF ♪
514
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:05,285
♪ OUR LEGS AND HEADS ♪
515
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,808
♪ PEOPLE LOOK ROUND ♪
516
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,331
- CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
517
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:09,245
- HI.
518
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,377
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
519
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:13,467
- UM, COKE, FRIES, A BURGER
520
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,208
WITH EVERYTHING.
521
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:16,818
- ALL RIGHT.
522
00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:18,907
WILL THAT BE ALL?
523
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,518
- COULD YOU GIVE US ONE SECOND?
524
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:22,737
BEFORE YOU ORDER THAT,
525
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,130
I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT
526
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,740
THAT WHEN COWS ARE SLAUGHTERED,
527
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,307
THEY ARE SHOCKED WITH ELECTRIC
528
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:28,569
PRODS AND HERDED ONTO
529
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:29,526
THE KILLING FLOOR.
530
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,527
THEN THEY ARE HOISTED UP
531
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:31,833
BY ONE LEG AND HUNG ON
532
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,964
A PROCESSING LINE.
533
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,531
THEN THEIR NECKS ARE SLIT OPEN,
534
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:35,706
CUTTING THE JUGULAR VEIN
535
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,143
AS THEY SLOWLY BLEED TO DEATH.
536
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,840
- HELLO, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
537
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,016
- IF--IF THEY HAPPEN TO SOMEHOW
538
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,409
MIRACULOUSLY CHEAT DEATH,
539
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,019
THEN THE ANIMALS ARE FULLY
540
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,194
CONSCIOUS AS THEY REACH
541
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,717
THE SCALDING TANK, AS THEY MOO
542
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:47,849
FOR MERCY WHILE THEY'RE BEING
543
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:52,027
BOILED ALIVE.
544
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,596
SO TELL ME,
545
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:56,510
DO YOU WANT TO
546
00:17:56,597 --> 00:18:00,905
CHANGE YOUR ORDER?
547
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:03,952
- DEFINITELY CHANGING MY ORDER.
548
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:09,914
UM, COULD YOU HOLD THE MAYO?
549
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:10,872
- AND YOU?
550
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,526
- SORRY ABOUT THAT.
551
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,528
SO WE'LL TAKE A COMBINATION
552
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,965
NUMBER ONE, NO MAYO,
553
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,923
AND A CAESAR SALAD,
554
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:19,881
DRESSING ON THE SIDE WITH
555
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,535
A DIET COKE, THANKS.
556
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,624
- CHICKEN CAESAR?
557
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,328
- HEY, BABY.
558
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:42,991
WHAT THE FUCK?
559
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,471
- GET YOUR SHIT OUT!
560
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:45,298
- PUT THE FUCKING BAT DOWN.
561
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:46,386
- SHUT UP!
562
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,561
JUST SHUT UP AND GET OUT!
563
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:48,562
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO
564
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:52,479
LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW.
565
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,568
- THAT WAS A $900 TV.
566
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:55,786
- GET OUT, ERIC.
567
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,005
- JESUS CHRIST, CARLA,
568
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:57,832
WOULD YOU LOOK WHAT YOU DID
569
00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,442
TO THE TV?
570
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:00,617
THAT'S MY BAT.
571
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:01,444
THAT'S MY SIGNED YANKEES BAT.
572
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:02,532
YOU KNOW WHAT?
573
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:03,620
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION
574
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:04,404
THE FUCKIN' BAT RIGHT NOW!
575
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:04,795
- GET OUT, ERIC.
576
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,623
GET OUT!
577
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:07,755
DON'T TALK TO ME.
578
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,322
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
579
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,279
JUST GET OUT.
580
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,281
IT'S OVER, GOOD-BYE.
581
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:15,110
- ♪ GUITAR ON THE FLOOR ♪
582
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:18,244
♪ AND MY GIRL ON HIS LAP ♪
583
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:21,203
♪ SO I TAPPED OFF ♪
584
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,031
- YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME WHY?
585
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:23,945
WHY DID I FUCK UP
586
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:24,815
THE TELEVISION?
587
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:25,729
YOU JUST SAID,
588
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:26,687
THAT'S A $900 TV.
589
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:27,992
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY.
590
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,429
NOT, "CARLA, CLEARLY SOMETHING
591
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:30,386
IS WRONG.
592
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,474
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS."
593
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,128
NO, "THAT WAS A $900 TV."
594
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,348
OH, "YOU RUINED MY BAT"?
595
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:36,523
- WE--
596
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,307
- ERIC, I AM SICK OF IT, ERIC.
597
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,004
I AM SICK OF YOUR SELFISH--
598
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:43,269
ME, ME, ME, ME--ALL THE TIME.
599
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,226
IF JUST ONCE
600
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,619
YOU THOUGHT OF ME FIRST.
601
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,316
IF JUST ONCE YOU SAID
602
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,448
THE RIGHT THING,
603
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,450
DID THE RIGHT THING FOR ME.
604
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:51,407
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
605
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:52,234
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
606
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:53,279
WAIT A MINUTE.
607
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:54,454
OF COURSE, I AM GONNA MAKE A BIG
608
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:55,629
DEAL ABOUT THIS.
609
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,152
YOU JUST DEEP TO THE OUTFIELD
610
00:19:57,239 --> 00:20:00,155
WITH THE FUCKIN' FLAT SCREEN.
611
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,157
NOW, WHAT IS WRONG?
612
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:02,984
- YOU.
613
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:03,811
YOU ARE WRONG.
614
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:04,638
- WHY ME?
615
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:05,552
- THE MONEY.
616
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,901
YOU TOOK MY MONEY.
617
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:07,989
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
618
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,077
OUR MONEY--IT IS OUR BANK
619
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:10,165
ACCOUNT.
620
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,079
- WHO PUT THAT MONEY INTO
621
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,081
OUR BANK ACCOUNT?
622
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,169
- THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
623
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,302
- ERIC, I HAD BEEN SAVING
624
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:19,522
THAT MONEY FOR TWO YEARS.
625
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:20,349
WHAT WAS IT?
626
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,307
BASKETBALL?
627
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,525
FOOTBALL?
628
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:23,657
FUCKING ICE SKATING?
629
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,180
- LOOK, I WILL GET IT BACK.
630
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,660
- GREAT.
631
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,009
YOU CAN MAIL ME THAT MONEY
632
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,837
FROM YOUR NEW ADDRESS.
633
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:30,664
- I'LL GET IT BACK.
634
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:31,752
I PROMISE.
635
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,188
- I AM NOT BETTING ON YOU
636
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,494
ANYMORE, ERIC.
637
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:39,194
- ♪ I KILLED ROBERT JOHNSON ♪
638
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,761
♪ WITH STRYCHNINE ♪
639
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:43,111
♪ RODE DOWN, RODE DOWN ♪
640
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,809
♪ RODE DOWN ♪
641
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,206
- WHAT IS THIS?
642
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:54,775
- UH, A VIDEO CAMERA.
643
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,603
- VHS.
644
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:57,691
- YOU KNOW WHAT VHS IS?
645
00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:58,822
- YES, I ONCE HEARD
646
00:20:58,909 --> 00:20:59,780
MY FOREFATHERS SPEAK OF SUCH
647
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:00,911
A DEVICE.
648
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:01,956
QUESTION IS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
649
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,044
WITH IT?
650
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,045
- I FOUND IT IN THE ATTIC.
651
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,220
I WAS JUST, YOU KNOW,
652
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,352
REMINISCING, LOOKING AT SOME
653
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,092
OLD VIDEO.
654
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:09,529
- VIDEO?
655
00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,313
WHAT KIND OF VIDEO?
656
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,361
- PERSONAL VIDEO.
657
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,232
- A SEX TAPE?
658
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,059
- I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO GET
659
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,060
TO WORK.
660
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,236
- ANSWER THE QUESTION.
661
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,368
- YES, WILL, I WAS LOOKING AT
662
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,805
OLD SEX TAPES.
663
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,633
- TAPES?
664
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,288
WELL, HOW MANY HAVE YOU...MADE?
665
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,811
- A FEW...
666
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,726
DOZEN.
667
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:33,727
WHAT?
668
00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:34,554
OH, COME ON, IT'S NOT
669
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:35,511
A COMPETITION.
670
00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:36,338
LIKE, YOU'VE NEVER MADE
671
00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:37,426
A SEX TAPE.
672
00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:38,558
- YEAH, YOU KNOW, I SEXTED
673
00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,473
A GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL ONCE.
674
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,648
- SEXTED?
675
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:42,779
- YEAH, I TEXTED HER A PICTURE
676
00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:43,650
OF MY DICK, AND SHE SENT ME
677
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,391
A PICTURE OF HER BOOBS.
678
00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:49,743
- WOW, THAT SOUNDS FUN.
679
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:51,092
- OH, THAT'S IT.
680
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:52,180
IT'S ON.
681
00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:53,094
- WHAT?
682
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:54,095
WHAT IS ON?
683
00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:54,878
- OH, WE'RE GONNA MAKE
684
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:55,836
A SEX TAPE.
685
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:56,967
AND IT'S GONNA BE SO HOT
686
00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:58,142
THAT THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY ASKS
687
00:21:58,229 --> 00:21:59,013
YOU HOW MANY SEX TAPES YOU'VE
688
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,406
MADE, YOU'RE ONLY GONNA BE ABLE
689
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:03,191
TO THINK OF ONE.
690
00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:06,803
- OH, MAKING BABIES IS HARD.
691
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,414
HOW OFTEN DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS?
692
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,329
- THREE TIMES A WEEK.
693
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,504
- OOH, NO, NO, ACTUALLY
694
00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:12,374
THAT'S NOT GOOD.
695
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:13,462
- OH, I KNOW.
696
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:14,637
THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING.
697
00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:15,812
- I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
698
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:16,552
FIND A DIFFERENT LIFE PARTNER.
699
00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:17,684
- I KNOW.
700
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:18,162
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
701
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:19,294
- OH.
702
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,469
- WELL, YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW
703
00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:21,427
NOW WE GET TO DO THE FUN PART.
704
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:22,341
- YOU'RE GONNA WATCH ME
705
00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:23,298
PLAY VIDEO GAMES?
706
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,300
- NO, I'M OVULATING.
707
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,606
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SEX.
708
00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:28,782
- OH, NO.
709
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:29,652
- WHAT?
710
00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:31,306
- OH, SHIT.
711
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,525
- WHAT?
712
00:22:32,612 --> 00:22:33,961
- I DID IT A LITTLE WHILE AGO
713
00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:34,962
WITH MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM.
714
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:35,832
- BABE!
715
00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,051
YOU MASTURBATED?
716
00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,226
- I HAD TO.
717
00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:39,662
- YOU CANNOT MASTURBATE WHILE
718
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:40,837
WE ARE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
719
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:41,664
- WHY NOT?
720
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:42,491
I DIDN'T KNOW.
721
00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:43,623
- I'M OVULATING!
722
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:44,624
I ONLY HAVE, LIKE, 12 HOURS!
723
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:45,755
THIS IS IT.
724
00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:46,539
- WELL, I FORGOT--12 HOURS.
725
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:47,366
- I DON'T CARE.
726
00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:48,497
YOU KNOW WHAT?
727
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:49,324
TAKE YOUR FRICKIN' CLOTHES OFF.
728
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:50,281
WE'RE FUCKING.
729
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:50,891
- I HAVE TO TAKE A RAIN CHECK.
730
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,066
- NOPE.
731
00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:52,893
- RESPECTFULLY, I HAVE TO TAKE
732
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,024
A RAIN CHECK.
733
00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:55,025
- YOU CANNOT TAKE A RAIN CHECK.
734
00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:55,983
TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.
735
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:56,810
YOU ARE FUCKING ME RIGHT NOW.
736
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,170
- HONEY?
737
00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,476
- AH, YEAH?
738
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:12,173
- YOU FEEL ME WET INSIDE YOU?
739
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:16,395
- YEAH, YEAH, OH, BABY.
740
00:23:19,006 --> 00:23:20,486
- IT'S SO WET ON TOP OF YOU.
741
00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:21,443
- YEAH.
742
00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:22,401
- SO WET INSIDE YOU.
743
00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,054
- GOD, YEAH.
744
00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,012
- SO WHAT'S THE FUCKIN'
745
00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:26,492
BIG DEAL?
746
00:23:26,579 --> 00:23:28,058
WHY DO I GOT TO TAKE A SHOWER?
747
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:29,146
- OH, MY GOD.
748
00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:30,452
YOU--YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS
749
00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:31,584
TO DROP THIS SHIT AND MOVE ON.
750
00:23:31,671 --> 00:23:32,541
- OR WHAT?
751
00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:33,673
- OR YOU'LL BE FINISHING
752
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,500
YOURSELF OFF WITH YOUR HAND
753
00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:36,240
ON THE COUCH.
754
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,372
- I'M JUST SAYING.
755
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,504
I JUST WANT TO FUCKIN' KNOW.
756
00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:39,635
LOOK, YOU'RE SWEATIER THAN I
757
00:23:39,722 --> 00:23:40,941
EVER WAS AT MY SWEATIEST, BABY,
758
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:42,203
AND WE'RE IN BED.
759
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,378
SO I JUST WANT TO KNOW:
760
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:44,597
WHY DO I GOT TO TAKE A SHOWER?
761
00:23:44,684 --> 00:23:47,034
- TEN, NINE, EIGHT--
762
00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,122
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
763
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:48,688
YOU GO COUNT ALL YOU WANT.
764
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:49,819
- SEVEN.
765
00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:50,646
- I'LL GO FINISH MYSELF OFF
766
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:51,778
ON THE COUCH.
767
00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:52,387
I HAVE MORE FUN WITHOUT YOU.
768
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,040
- FIVE?
769
00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:53,867
- YEAH.
770
00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:55,738
- FOUR.
771
00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:56,826
THREE.
772
00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:57,566
- COME ON, GINA, DON'T BE
773
00:23:57,653 --> 00:23:58,524
A BITCH.
774
00:23:58,611 --> 00:23:59,481
- ONE.
775
00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:00,482
- FORGET IT.
776
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:01,527
OH, YOU FUCKING SUCK.
777
00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:02,397
YOU KNOW THAT?
778
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:03,398
- I KNOW.
779
00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:12,059
- WHAT'S THE DEAL?
780
00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:13,626
- WHAT DEAL?
781
00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,541
- THE STICKY NOTE?
782
00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:18,544
SWEETIE, ON THE MIRROR.
783
00:24:18,631 --> 00:24:19,545
I 'HEART' YOU?
784
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:24,158
SERIOUSLY?
785
00:24:24,245 --> 00:24:25,638
- MM-HMM, 'CAUSE I DO.
786
00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:26,508
- HMM.
787
00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:27,466
- WHAT?
788
00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:28,728
I--IT'S A SWEET NOTHING.
789
00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,556
- A SWEET NOTHING?
790
00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:32,427
MARK, COME ON.
791
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:33,559
- WHAT?
792
00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:35,909
- HONEY, NEVER ONCE IN 11 YEARS
793
00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:36,736
HAVE YOU LEFT ME
794
00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:37,693
A SWEET NOTHING.
795
00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:38,781
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
796
00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:39,826
YOU'RE ANGRY AT ME BECAUSE
797
00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:40,957
I LEFT YOU A LOVE NOTE.
798
00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:42,350
- NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT ANGRY.
799
00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:44,483
I'M SUSPICIOUS.
800
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,441
- WELL, I'LL THINK OF THAT
801
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,138
THE NEXT TIME I FEEL LIKE DOING
802
00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:48,965
SOMETHING NICE.
803
00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:50,445
- OH, OKAY.
804
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:53,100
SO WHAT'D YOU DO?
805
00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:54,144
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
806
00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:55,102
- YOU'RE CRAZY.
807
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:56,756
- NO, I'M NOT CRAZY.
808
00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:58,366
YOU--ONE OF TWO THINGS IS GOING
809
00:24:58,453 --> 00:24:59,498
ON HERE: EITHER YOU DID
810
00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:00,934
SOMETHING, SOMETHING STUPID,
811
00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:02,022
AND THAT'S A PREEMPTIVE MOVE
812
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:02,805
TO MAKE SURE THAT I DON'T
813
00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:03,806
GET MAD LATER;
814
00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:04,720
OR YOU WANT SOMETHING.
815
00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:05,591
- YOU'RE DERANGED.
816
00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:07,114
- REALLY, I AM?
817
00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:08,507
OKAY, WHAT'D YOU DO?
818
00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:09,464
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
819
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:10,465
- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
820
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:11,379
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING.
821
00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:12,467
YOU'RE PARANOID.
822
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:13,294
- I BETTER BE.
823
00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:14,121
- YOU ARE.
824
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:14,948
- OKAY.
825
00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:15,949
- I'M CONCERNED.
826
00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:17,690
- UH-HUH.
827
00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:18,604
OKAY.
828
00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:19,474
- OKAY.
829
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:34,228
HONEY?
830
00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:35,664
THANK YOU FOR THE NICE...
831
00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:39,320
STICKY NOTE.
832
00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:40,147
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
833
00:25:45,282 --> 00:25:46,370
- I JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT
834
00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:48,634
YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT BEING ME.
835
00:25:48,721 --> 00:25:50,810
- SWEETIE, WE DISCUSSED THIS.
836
00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:52,507
IT'S BETTER IF IT'S YOU.
837
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:53,639
- I KNOW, BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE
838
00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:56,250
I FORCED YOU INTO THE DECISION.
839
00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:57,512
- OKAY, SO HOW IS THAT
840
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,166
DIFFERENT FROM EVERY OTHER
841
00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:00,167
DECISION WE EVER MAKE
842
00:26:00,254 --> 00:26:01,211
AS A COUPLE?
843
00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:02,212
- I JUST DON'T--
844
00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,126
- SWEETIE, IT'S GOOD.
845
00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:04,345
THIS FEELS RIGHT.
846
00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:05,738
BESIDES, IF I HAVE A BABY,
847
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:06,739
I'M GONNA DIE.
848
00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:07,914
HAVE YOU SEEN MY HIPS?
849
00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:08,828
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT
850
00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:10,220
MY HIPS?
851
00:26:10,307 --> 00:26:11,395
- I LOVE YOUR HIPS.
852
00:26:11,482 --> 00:26:12,527
- I KNOW, BUT IF YOU JUST WANT
853
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:13,484
TO DISCUSS IT, THEN WE CAN TALK
854
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,573
ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.
855
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:15,661
- I'M HAPPY, NIK, REALLY.
856
00:26:15,748 --> 00:26:16,662
- I KNOW, BUT I JUST DON'T
857
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:17,401
WANT YOU TO RESENT ME.
858
00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:20,100
- I LIKE IT THIS WAY.
859
00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:22,102
OKAY, UH,
860
00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:23,712
LET ME JUST LOOK AT IT:
861
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:26,019
VOMITING, BLOATING, NAUSEA,
862
00:26:26,106 --> 00:26:28,761
NO ALCOHOL, CANKLES,
863
00:26:28,848 --> 00:26:31,024
FLINTSTONE FEET, HEMORRHOIDS,
864
00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:33,287
INSOMNIA, STRETCH MARKS,
865
00:26:33,374 --> 00:26:35,550
MEMORY LOSS, BACK ACHES,
866
00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:37,204
PELVIC PAIN, POSTPARTUM
867
00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:39,423
BLEEDING, POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION,
868
00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:40,555
NIPPLE BLISTERS,
869
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:41,687
HAVING TO WEAR A SUPPORT BRA
870
00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:42,862
FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS.
871
00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:43,819
YOU KNOW WHAT?
872
00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:44,951
I THINK I'M ALL SET.
873
00:26:45,038 --> 00:26:45,908
YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA GET
874
00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:47,083
ANY RESENTMENT FROM ME.
875
00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,084
- THANK YOU, BABY.
876
00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:49,129
IT'S SO SWEET.
877
00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:50,217
THANK YOU.
878
00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:53,568
- YOU'RE GONNA BE AMAZING.
879
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,265
- WHAT IF THAT STUFF HAPPENS
880
00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:56,658
TO ME, THOUGH?
881
00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:57,616
- WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
882
00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:58,704
HALF THOSE THINGS HAPPEN
883
00:26:58,791 --> 00:26:59,835
TO YOU ALREADY.
884
00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:02,055
- I DO NOT GET NIPPLE BLISTERS.
885
00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:03,404
- OKAY, SO WE'LL BOTTLE-FEED.
886
00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:04,535
- OH, NO, NO, NO.
887
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,320
HEALTH--HEALTH-WISE, IT'S BETTER
888
00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:07,713
TO JUST, YOU KNOW, FROM
889
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,844
THE BREAST.
890
00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:09,889
GOOD FOR THE IMMUNE SYSTEM.
891
00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:11,020
GOOD FOR BONDING.
892
00:27:11,107 --> 00:27:13,153
- BABY, IT'S GONNA BE FINE.
893
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,503
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
894
00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:18,201
THE BABY'S GONNA BE FINE.
895
00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:26,645
SHOULD WE?
896
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,954
- NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT READY.
897
00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:33,129
NOT YET.
898
00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:35,915
- OKAY, OKAY.
899
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:44,097
- IT'S AMAZING, HUH?
900
00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:44,967
- WHAT, THAT HE'S ACTUALLY
901
00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:46,142
QUIET?
902
00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:48,623
- NO, THAT HE'S SIX WEEKS OLD,
903
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,103
TODAY, EXACTLY SIX WEEKS
904
00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:51,278
OLD TODAY.
905
00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:54,194
FUCK YOU, MARK.
906
00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:55,935
I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU.
907
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,110
- WHAT?
908
00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,372
- THAT'S WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT?
909
00:27:58,459 --> 00:27:59,199
THE STICKY NOTE?
910
00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:00,330
I 'HEART' YOU.
911
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:01,288
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX
912
00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,463
TONIGHT?
913
00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:03,290
- I MEAN, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
914
00:28:03,377 --> 00:28:04,421
- UH-HUH.
915
00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:06,510
- BUT THE TWO THINGS AREN'T
916
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:07,816
ANYTHING TO DO WITH ONE ANOTHER.
917
00:28:07,903 --> 00:28:09,122
SEX AND THE NOTE--
918
00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,645
THEY'RE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
919
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:11,777
- YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT.
920
00:28:11,864 --> 00:28:12,516
- COULD YOU NOT IN FRONT OF
921
00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:13,648
THE BABY?
922
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:14,388
WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S THINKING
923
00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:15,519
RIGHT NOW?
924
00:28:15,606 --> 00:28:16,390
- I THINK HE'S THINKING THAT
925
00:28:16,477 --> 00:28:17,521
HIS DAD'S A SELFISH DOUCHE BAG.
926
00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:19,132
- OKAY, ALL--ALL I'M SAYING
927
00:28:19,219 --> 00:28:21,047
IS THAT THE DOCTOR SAID
928
00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:21,874
WAIT FOUR TO SIX WEEKS
929
00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:22,962
FOR CLEARANCE.
930
00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:24,093
- DID YOU SEE WHAT WENT ON
931
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,225
DOWN THERE SIX WEEKS AGO, MARK?
932
00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:26,356
- DID I ASK YOU AT WEEK FOUR?
933
00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:27,314
NO.
934
00:28:27,401 --> 00:28:28,358
- IT WAS LIKE A GRENADE
935
00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:29,533
WENT OFF.
936
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:30,709
- DID I ASK YOU AT WEEK FIVE?
937
00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:31,710
NO.
938
00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:32,754
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
939
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:36,497
GOD.
940
00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:40,675
- BABE, I MISS YOU.
941
00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:41,720
I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU
942
00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:42,721
AGAIN.
943
00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,723
- OKAY, SAVE IT, MARK.
944
00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:46,855
SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT HAPPENING,
945
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:47,726
REALLY.
946
00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:48,683
- OKAY.
947
00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:52,513
- OKAY.
948
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,644
- I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
949
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:57,692
THAT I'M READY WHENEVER YOU ARE.
950
00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:00,042
- OH, OKAY.
951
00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:01,000
THANK YOU.
952
00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:02,697
I WILL--I WILL CAREFULLY
953
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:03,829
CONSIDER THAT THE NEXT TIME
954
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:04,960
THAT I AM FEELING
955
00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:09,617
EVEN REMOTELY SEXUAL, OKAY?
956
00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:13,839
- BABE, FROM NOW ON, NO MORE
957
00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:14,753
JERKING OFF.
958
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:15,884
- ALL RIGHT.
959
00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:16,537
- WHAT'D YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH
960
00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:17,364
TODAY?
961
00:29:17,451 --> 00:29:18,321
- HOT DOGS.
962
00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:19,018
- NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT
963
00:29:19,105 --> 00:29:20,149
ANYMORE.
964
00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:20,933
YOU GOT TO START EATING REALLY,
965
00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:21,934
REALLY WELL.
966
00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,109
YOU GOT TO HAVE A DIET
967
00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:24,284
HIGH IN ZINC AND ANTIOXIDANTS.
968
00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:25,285
WE NEED TO UP YOUR CALCIUM
969
00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:26,547
INTAKE, YOUR VITAMIN "D"
970
00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:27,548
INTAKE--ALL OF THAT
971
00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:28,375
INCREASES TESTOSTERONE
972
00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:29,768
AND SPERM COUNT.
973
00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:30,856
- OKAY, GOOD,
974
00:29:30,943 --> 00:29:32,031
I CAN EAT ALL THAT.
975
00:29:32,118 --> 00:29:32,945
- AND NO MORE DRINKING.
976
00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:33,859
NO MORE ALCOHOL.
977
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:34,685
NO MORE CAFFEINE.
978
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:35,469
NO MORE SODAS.
979
00:29:35,556 --> 00:29:36,296
- WHAT?
980
00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:37,123
- YES.
981
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:38,037
- REALLY?
982
00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:38,864
- YEAH, SERIOUSLY.
983
00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:39,995
SUGAR IS BAD.
984
00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:41,083
HERBS, FLAX SEED, ALL THAT.
985
00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:42,215
- BABE, I LOVE FLAX SEED.
986
00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:42,911
- BABE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
987
00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:45,218
WHAT FLAX SEED IS.
988
00:29:45,305 --> 00:29:46,132
AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
989
00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:47,394
SWITCH TO BOXERS.
990
00:29:47,481 --> 00:29:48,874
- WHAT, NO.
991
00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:50,092
THAT'S A NO-GO, BABE.
992
00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:51,050
I WEAR BRIEFS.
993
00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:51,877
I NEED SUPPORT.
994
00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:53,008
- NOPE.
995
00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:53,922
OVERHEATED TESTICLES INHIBIT
996
00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:55,097
SPERM PRODUCTION.
997
00:29:55,184 --> 00:29:56,272
- I KNOW YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT
998
00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,208
AT THE HOSPITAL 'CAUSE YOU'RE
999
00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:58,492
A NURSE, BUT AT HOME,
1000
00:29:58,579 --> 00:30:00,450
COULD YOU CALL THEM BALLS?
1001
00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:01,451
- NO.
1002
00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:02,626
- CAN'T YOU SAY LIKE,
1003
00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:03,584
YOUR HOT BALLS AREN'T GOOD FOR
1004
00:30:03,671 --> 00:30:04,541
MAKIN' BABIES?
1005
00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:06,108
- NO, NO HOT BALLS.
1006
00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:06,935
NO HOT SAUNAS.
1007
00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:07,806
NO HOT BATHS.
1008
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:08,981
NO BIKING.
1009
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:10,634
- WHAT, BABE, I BIKE TO LIVE.
1010
00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:12,506
BABE, SERIOUSLY, I HAVE TO WEAR
1011
00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:14,116
BRIEFS BECAUSE OTHERWISE,
1012
00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:15,465
MY BALLS WILL START SAGGING.
1013
00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:16,423
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MY DAD'S
1014
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:17,598
BALLS?
1015
00:30:17,685 --> 00:30:18,686
- BABE, DON'T TALK TO
1016
00:30:18,773 --> 00:30:19,861
ME ABOUT YOUR DAD'S BALLS.
1017
00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:20,775
I HAVE TO FUCK YOU RIGHT NOW.
1018
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:21,732
IT'S ONLY FOR
1019
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:22,864
A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
1020
00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:23,822
- WOULD YOU GO WITHOUT A BRA
1021
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:24,779
FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS?
1022
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:25,693
- IF IT GOT ME PREGNANT.
1023
00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:26,563
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.
1024
00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:27,651
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM AT ME.
1025
00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:28,609
- YOU KNOW, BRIAN, YOU'RE
1026
00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:29,828
REALLY STRESSING ME OUT.
1027
00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:31,090
AND I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
1028
00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:32,091
STRESSED.
1029
00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,048
IT CAN GET IN THE WAY OF
1030
00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:34,354
THE CYCLE OF OVULATION.
1031
00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:35,485
- WELL, I'M SORRY, I GUESS
1032
00:30:35,572 --> 00:30:36,660
I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WHOLE
1033
00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:37,487
OVULATION THING WAS HAPPENING
1034
00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:38,575
RIGHT NOW.
1035
00:30:38,662 --> 00:30:39,446
- YEAH, IN THE NEXT COUPLE
1036
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:40,577
DAYS.
1037
00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:41,752
- WAIT, IF IT'S IN THE NEXT
1038
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,841
COUPLE DAYS, WHAT'S THE HURRY?
1039
00:30:42,928 --> 00:30:43,798
- NO, NO, NO, IT'S REALLY
1040
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,017
GOOD TO HAVE INTERCOURSE
1041
00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:46,627
BEFORE YOU OVULATE BECAUSE IT
1042
00:30:46,714 --> 00:30:47,454
INCREASES THE CHANCES
1043
00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:48,542
FOR PREGNANCY.
1044
00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:49,673
THOSE LITTLE GUYS CAN LIVE
1045
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,413
UP THERE FOR, LIKE, FOUR OR
1046
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,240
FIVE DAYS.
1047
00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:52,241
- EWW, REALLY?
1048
00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:53,895
THAT'S KIND OF CREEPY.
1049
00:30:53,982 --> 00:30:55,288
- WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
1050
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:56,463
- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
1051
00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:57,420
I THOUGHT YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME
1052
00:30:57,507 --> 00:30:58,421
GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
1053
00:30:58,508 --> 00:30:59,379
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1054
00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:00,162
WE GOT TO DO MISSIONARY
1055
00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:00,946
POSITION, BABE.
1056
00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,077
YOU GOT TO BE ON TOP.
1057
00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:03,209
IT'S BETTER FOR PENETRATION.
1058
00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:04,819
- UH, THAT JUST SOUNDS LAZY
1059
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:05,820
ON YOUR PART, TO BE HONEST.
1060
00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:07,169
- AND, BIG GUY, I GOT
1061
00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,301
A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU:
1062
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:09,389
I HAVE TO HAVE AN ORGASM BECAUSE
1063
00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:10,651
THE CONTRACTION HELPS GET
1064
00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,000
THE SPERM UP INTO THE CERVIX.
1065
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:13,219
- I'D LIKE TO SEE PROOF OF THAT
1066
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:14,568
IN WRITING, PLEASE.
1067
00:31:14,655 --> 00:31:19,486
- BABE...
1068
00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:20,530
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1069
00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:21,967
- SHH.
1070
00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:23,185
- DO NOT SHUSH ME.
1071
00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:24,491
- I AM FANTASIZING.
1072
00:31:24,578 --> 00:31:25,492
TRY TO PRETEND THAT YOU'RE NOT
1073
00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:26,319
HERE.
1074
00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:29,322
BABE, I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU
1075
00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:30,497
IF YOU WANT.
1076
00:31:30,584 --> 00:31:31,672
- WE HAVE TO BE AT THE
1077
00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:33,848
JACOBSONS IN 35 MINUTES, OKAY?
1078
00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:34,980
I'M GONNA HAVE TO LIE HERE WITH
1079
00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:36,155
MY HIPS ELEVATED FOR 20 MINUTES.
1080
00:31:36,242 --> 00:31:37,069
IT TAKES NINE MINUTES
1081
00:31:37,156 --> 00:31:38,200
TO GET OVER THERE,
1082
00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:39,375
WHICH MEANS WE HAVE EXACTLY
1083
00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:41,334
SIX MINUTES TO GET THIS DONE.
1084
00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:42,161
- OH, BABE.
1085
00:31:42,248 --> 00:31:43,336
- MMM.
1086
00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:44,337
- ALL THIS SEXY SCHEDULE TALK
1087
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:45,164
HAS GOT ME ROCK HARD.
1088
00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:48,558
LET'S DO THIS.
1089
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:50,560
ARE YOU REALLY NOT GONNA HELP?
1090
00:31:50,647 --> 00:31:51,648
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
1091
00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:53,999
TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.
1092
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:21,461
- DID YOU FART?
1093
00:32:21,548 --> 00:32:22,810
- THIS IS REALLY ROMANTIC,
1094
00:32:22,897 --> 00:32:24,725
BY THE WAY.
1095
00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:25,552
SUPER--
1096
00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:26,379
- SHH.
1097
00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:27,206
- SEXY.
1098
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,904
- SHH.
1099
00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:38,434
- ♪ HA-HA-HA-HA ♪
1100
00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:40,523
♪ EASY BABY ♪
1101
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,146
- HEY, YOU WANT TO, UH...
1102
00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:57,062
YOU WANT TO DO IT?
1103
00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:58,846
- DO IT?
1104
00:32:58,933 --> 00:32:59,934
- YEAH, YOU WANT TO?
1105
00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:02,241
YOU WANT TO DO IT?
1106
00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:04,156
- WHAT ARE YOU, 12?
1107
00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:06,854
- WHAT, I CAN'T SAY, "DO IT"?
1108
00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:07,855
- NO, NOT UNLESS YOU JUST
1109
00:33:07,942 --> 00:33:10,249
TOOK ME TO THE PROM.
1110
00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:11,990
- OKAY, YOU WANT TO, UH...
1111
00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:13,774
YOU WANT--YOU WANT TO FUCK?
1112
00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:14,775
- COULD YOU JUST COME UP WITH
1113
00:33:14,862 --> 00:33:15,645
A HAPPY MEDIUM BETWEEN
1114
00:33:15,732 --> 00:33:19,780
DO IT AND "FUCK"?
1115
00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:20,955
- WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
1116
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:23,392
I'M NO LONGER IN THE MOOD.
1117
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:33,968
OKAY, LET'S DO IT.
1118
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:37,450
- SORRY.
1119
00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:38,799
- LAST CHANCE, GOING ONCE--
1120
00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:39,887
- YOU KNOW, MAYBE WHEN
1121
00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:40,714
I LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY--
1122
00:33:40,801 --> 00:33:41,976
- GOING TWICE,
1123
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:42,977
GOING THREE TIMES,
1124
00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:45,066
FOUR, FIVE, SIX, REALLY?
1125
00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:46,981
COME ON, REALLY?
1126
00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:48,548
- OKAY.
1127
00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:51,116
LET'S DO IT.
1128
00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:52,204
- WOW, YOU REALLY DON'T SEEM
1129
00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:53,814
LIKE YOU WANT TO.
1130
00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:55,076
- I DON'T--I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1131
00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:57,122
I DON'T WANT TO WHAT?
1132
00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:58,210
- OH, MY GOD.
1133
00:33:58,297 --> 00:33:59,211
WE'RE GONNA DO THIS AGAIN?
1134
00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:00,342
- NO, I WANT TO KNOW.
1135
00:34:00,429 --> 00:34:01,474
I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU
1136
00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:02,301
ARE SUPPOSED TO PROPERLY ASK
1137
00:34:02,388 --> 00:34:02,866
YOUR SPOUSE--
1138
00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:03,824
- HAVE SEX.
1139
00:34:03,911 --> 00:34:05,652
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?
1140
00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:08,698
- YES.
1141
00:34:08,785 --> 00:34:10,309
CAN I JUST FINISH THIS CHAPTER
1142
00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:11,658
FIRST?
1143
00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:15,749
I'M, LIKE, A PAGE AND A HALF.
1144
00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:16,663
- SURE.
1145
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:20,536
- THANKS.
1146
00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:22,016
- J.T., IT REALLY BOTHERS ME
1147
00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:23,148
THAT YOU EAT MEAT.
1148
00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:24,714
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
1149
00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:25,628
ALL RIGHT, IT'S MEAT.
1150
00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:27,108
IT'S A FOOD GROUP.
1151
00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:28,327
- NO, IT'S NOT.
1152
00:34:28,414 --> 00:34:29,676
PROTEIN IS A FOOD GROUP.
1153
00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:32,157
MEAT IS MURDER.
1154
00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:33,680
- NO, A FOOD GROUP:
1155
00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:35,334
BEEF, POULTRY, FISH.
1156
00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:37,510
- DRIED BEANS, EGGS, TOFU,
1157
00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:38,641
NUTS.
1158
00:34:38,728 --> 00:34:39,686
ALL PROTEIN, ALL IN THE SAME
1159
00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:41,383
FOOD GROUP.
1160
00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:42,515
- LOOK, ALL RIGHT, I'VE BEEN
1161
00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:43,646
EATING MEAT SINCE I WAS TWO.
1162
00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:47,607
OKAY, I CAN'T JUST STOP NOW.
1163
00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:54,918
- WHAT IF I GAVE YOU
1164
00:34:55,005 --> 00:34:58,183
AN INCENTIVE?
1165
00:34:58,270 --> 00:35:01,795
WHAT IF I MOTIVATED YOU?
1166
00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:04,885
- HOW?
1167
00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:06,756
- WHAT IF I SLEPT WITH YOU?
1168
00:35:08,454 --> 00:35:12,197
YOU MEAN, WE--WE CAN HAVE SEX.
1169
00:35:12,284 --> 00:35:14,373
- IF YOU STOP EATING MEAT,
1170
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,723
YEAH.
1171
00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:19,378
- WHEN?
1172
00:35:19,465 --> 00:35:20,901
- TONIGHT.
1173
00:35:20,988 --> 00:35:21,815
- OKAY, ARE YOU MESSING
1174
00:35:21,902 --> 00:35:23,904
WITH ME?
1175
00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:25,558
OKAY, YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME.
1176
00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:29,605
- NO, I'M NOT MESSING WITH YOU.
1177
00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:30,737
I WOULDN'T BE MESSING ABOUT
1178
00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:33,783
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
1179
00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:35,959
IF YOU STOP EATING MEAT,
1180
00:35:36,046 --> 00:35:38,397
I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU...
1181
00:35:38,484 --> 00:35:41,922
TONIGHT AFTER DINNER.
1182
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,272
- YEAH, HEY, HEY, CAN YOU--
1183
00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:45,969
CAN YOU CHANGE THAT COMBO
1184
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:48,929
NUMBER ONE TO A CAESAR SALAD?
1185
00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:50,104
NO CHICKEN.
1186
00:35:50,191 --> 00:35:52,150
THANK YOU.
1187
00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:02,247
- SO IS THAT, LIKE, THE MOST
1188
00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:03,422
INCREDIBLE CHAPTER IN
1189
00:36:03,509 --> 00:36:04,423
THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD,
1190
00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:05,424
OR AM I JUST THE MOST
1191
00:36:05,511 --> 00:36:06,338
BORING LAY EVER?
1192
00:36:06,425 --> 00:36:07,469
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
1193
00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:08,601
IT'S JUST--I'M ALMOST DONE.
1194
00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:09,384
IF I STOP NOW, I GOT TO PICK IT
1195
00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:10,516
UP ALL THE WAY--
1196
00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:11,212
- OH, YEAH, NO, TOTALLY, HONEY.
1197
00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:12,387
I TOTALLY GET IT.
1198
00:36:12,474 --> 00:36:13,562
- YOU KNOW, IF YOU'D JUST LET
1199
00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:14,476
ME FINISH, I'D BE DONE BY NOW.
1200
00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:15,564
- IF WE'D HAD SEX,
1201
00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:16,130
YOU'D PROBABLY BY NOW TOO.
1202
00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:17,784
- WOW, OKAY.
1203
00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:19,177
BOOK'S DOWN.
1204
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:22,789
TOP OR BOTTOM?
1205
00:36:22,876 --> 00:36:25,444
WHAT, YOU WANT TO FLIP FOR IT?
1206
00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:26,358
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS?
1207
00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:31,189
WHAT HAPPENED TO US?
1208
00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:32,190
- WHAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
1209
00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:33,191
WHAT HAPPENED?
1210
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:34,366
- I MEAN, WHEN DID...
1211
00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:37,630
HAVING SEX BECOME SUCH A CHORE?
1212
00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:39,632
- CH--IT'S NOT A CHORE.
1213
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:40,850
I LOVE HAVING SEX WITH YOU.
1214
00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:42,069
- YEAH, WELL, WE'RE DOING IT,
1215
00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:43,157
HONEY, BUT I MEAN, WHEN DID
1216
00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:44,158
GETTING THERE BECOME ONE?
1217
00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:45,115
THIS IS SO SAD.
1218
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,160
WE SHOULD JUST PUT IT ON
1219
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,161
THE CHORE WHEEL.
1220
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:48,162
UNLOAD THE DISHWASHER.
1221
00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:48,902
TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE.
1222
00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:49,859
HAVE SEX.
1223
00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:50,295
- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
1224
00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:51,470
- IS IT?
1225
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:52,993
- YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING I LIKE
1226
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:57,040
MORE THAN HAVING SEX WITH YOU.
1227
00:36:57,127 --> 00:36:59,739
- MASTURBATING.
1228
00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:01,306
- WHAT ABOUT IT?
1229
00:37:01,393 --> 00:37:02,176
- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
1230
00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:03,917
WE HAD SEX?
1231
00:37:04,004 --> 00:37:04,874
- I DON'T KNOW.
1232
00:37:04,961 --> 00:37:06,049
- EXACTLY, AND WHEN WAS
1233
00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:08,487
THE LAST TIME YOU MASTURBATED?
1234
00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:10,663
- I DON'T KNOW.
1235
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,186
- OH, YEAH, YOU DO KNOW
1236
00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:13,927
BECAUSE IT WAS THIS MORNING
1237
00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:15,102
IN THE SHOWER.
1238
00:37:16,146 --> 00:37:17,409
- OH, NO, DON'T DENY IT.
1239
00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:18,366
NO ONE GOES THROUGH THAT MUCH
1240
00:37:18,453 --> 00:37:19,541
CONDITIONER IN ONE WEEK.
1241
00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:20,673
- ALL RIGHT, FINE, YOU GOT ME.
1242
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,763
I...I LIKE JERKING OFF.
1243
00:37:23,850 --> 00:37:25,330
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
1244
00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:26,461
- OKAY, WELL, I--LOOK, HONEY,
1245
00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:27,419
I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT.
1246
00:37:27,506 --> 00:37:28,681
BUT YOU JUST SAID,
1247
00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:29,769
THERE'S NOTHING I LIKE MORE
1248
00:37:29,856 --> 00:37:30,857
THAN HAVING SEX WITH YOU.
1249
00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:32,250
AND I WOULD ARGUE THAT YOU
1250
00:37:32,337 --> 00:37:33,729
ACTUALLY ENJOY MASTURBATING MORE
1251
00:37:33,816 --> 00:37:34,687
THAN HAVING SEX WITH ME.
1252
00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:35,862
- I DON'T ENJOY IT MORE.
1253
00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:36,689
IT'S JUST--
1254
00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:37,864
IT'S QUICKER.
1255
00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:38,691
IT'S EASIER.
1256
00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:40,345
IT'S CLEANER.
1257
00:37:40,432 --> 00:37:41,520
- IT'S CLEANER.
1258
00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:42,521
BECAUSE OF ALL THE HAIR PRODUCTS
1259
00:37:42,608 --> 00:37:43,652
YOU USE?
1260
00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:44,784
- ARE YOU GONNA START HIDING
1261
00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:45,524
THE CONDITIONER FROM ME NOW?
1262
00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:47,439
- OH, GOD.
1263
00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:49,092
HONEY, LOOK, I GET IT.
1264
00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:50,050
I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU
1265
00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:51,399
FEEL BAD FOR JERKING OFF
1266
00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:52,270
ONCE IN A WHILE.
1267
00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,707
- WELL, YOU ARE.
1268
00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:55,838
- I DON'T KNOW.
1269
00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:58,101
I--I THINK ABOUT HOW WE USED TO
1270
00:37:58,188 --> 00:38:02,062
BE, YOU KNOW?
1271
00:38:02,149 --> 00:38:03,237
- ALL RIGHT.
1272
00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:04,586
WELL, THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY,
1273
00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:06,893
THINK OF--THINK OF ALL THE TIMES
1274
00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:08,329
WE FIGHT AND ALL THE TIMES
1275
00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:09,374
WE ARGUE,
1276
00:38:09,461 --> 00:38:10,592
WHEN WE WERE PLANNING OUR
1277
00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:11,680
WEDDING, WHEN WE TRY AND FIGURE
1278
00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:14,553
OUT A TRIP TO SEE YOUR MOM
1279
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,337
OR WHO'S GONNA WALK THE DOGS--
1280
00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:18,296
I MEAN, ALL THE TIMES I'M NOT
1281
00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:19,297
JERKING OFF.
1282
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,341
I JERK OFF FOR PEACE.
1283
00:38:20,428 --> 00:38:21,734
I JERK OFF FOR HARMONY.
1284
00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:22,996
I DON'T JUST JERK OFF FOR ME.
1285
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:24,171
I JERK OFF FOR US.
1286
00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:26,956
SO I'M ASKING YOU, PLEASE,
1287
00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:28,480
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SEX
1288
00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:30,699
WITH MY WIFE.
1289
00:38:33,702 --> 00:38:34,529
- NOT NOW.
1290
00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:35,661
- OH, MY GOD, WHY?
1291
00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:36,662
- WELL, HONEY, I'M NOT
1292
00:38:36,749 --> 00:38:37,402
A CHARITY, YOU KNOW--
1293
00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:38,490
- CHARITY?
1294
00:38:38,577 --> 00:38:39,621
- THAT'S JUST HUMILIATING.
1295
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,753
- I'M NOT--THERE'S NO CHAR--
1296
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,623
THERE'S NOTHING I LIKE MORE
1297
00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:42,842
THAN HAVING SEX WITH YOU.
1298
00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:44,931
- EXCEPT FOR FINISHING
1299
00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:46,585
CHAPTER NINE OF
1300
00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:48,282
HARRIET TUBMAN'S BIOGRAPHY.
1301
00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:51,459
- SCREW HER.
1302
00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:54,114
- MMM, OKAY, WAIT, WAIT,
1303
00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:55,071
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
1304
00:38:55,158 --> 00:38:56,421
HONEY, LET'S JUST DO IT
1305
00:38:56,508 --> 00:38:57,422
IN THE MORNING, OKAY?
1306
00:38:57,509 --> 00:38:58,597
TOMORROW MORNING--
1307
00:38:58,684 --> 00:38:59,554
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE HAD
1308
00:38:59,641 --> 00:39:00,512
SEX IN THE MORNING?
1309
00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:01,295
- WE NEVER HAVE SEX
1310
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:02,470
IN THE MORNING.
1311
00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:03,341
I THINK KENNEDY WAS PRESIDENT.
1312
00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:04,298
- WELL, THEN THERE YOU GO.
1313
00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:05,081
SEX IN THE MORNING.
1314
00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:06,126
IT'S A DATE.
1315
00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:07,301
- OKAY, WE GOT A DATE.
1316
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:10,304
- MM-HMM.
1317
00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:18,312
WAIT, YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA
1318
00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:19,313
FINISH YOUR CHAPTER?
1319
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,793
- NO, THE SOONER WE GO
1320
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,708
TO SLEEP, THE SOONER WE WAKE UP,
1321
00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:23,622
AND THEN THE SOONER
1322
00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:25,754
WE CAN DO IT.
1323
00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:44,904
- CARLA, I'M NOT WALKING OUT
1324
00:39:44,991 --> 00:39:46,079
THAT DOOR TILL YOU LOOK ME
1325
00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:47,254
IN THE EYES AND TELL ME YOU--
1326
00:39:47,341 --> 00:39:48,255
- I REALLY WANT YOU TO LEAVE.
1327
00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:49,169
- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
1328
00:39:49,256 --> 00:39:50,170
- WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL BELIEVE
1329
00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:51,084
ME IF I CALL THE COPS.
1330
00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:51,911
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA
1331
00:39:51,998 --> 00:39:52,694
CALL THE COPS.
1332
00:39:52,781 --> 00:39:53,478
- WATCH ME.
1333
00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:55,044
- WELL, I STILL DON'T
1334
00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:56,176
BELIEVE YOU.
1335
00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:57,351
- HI, THIS IS CARLA WATKINS.
1336
00:39:57,438 --> 00:39:59,005
I LIVE AT 4242 JEFFERSON STREET,
1337
00:39:59,092 --> 00:39:59,962
APARTMENT NUMBER "C,"
1338
00:40:00,049 --> 00:40:00,963
AND I HAVE AN INTRUDER.
1339
00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:02,051
- I'M NOT AN INTRUDER.
1340
00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:02,965
CARLA, HANG UP THE PHONE.
1341
00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:04,053
- HE HAS A KNIFE.
1342
00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:05,011
- A KNIFE?
1343
00:40:05,098 --> 00:40:06,360
OH, GREAT, A KNIFE.
1344
00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:07,317
- YOU MIGHT WANT TO LEAVE NOW
1345
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,493
BEFORE YOU GET SHOT.
1346
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:09,276
- WELL, THAT IS REALLY ADULT,
1347
00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:10,495
CARLA, NICE.
1348
00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:12,105
- REALLY, YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME
1349
00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:13,236
HOW TO BE AN ADULT NOW?
1350
00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:14,499
OKAY, WELL, I WILL SIT DOWN
1351
00:40:14,586 --> 00:40:16,022
AND TAKE NOTES WHILE YOU EXPLAIN
1352
00:40:16,109 --> 00:40:17,153
TO ME HOW TO BE AN ADULT.
1353
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:17,719
- THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE BANK
1354
00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:18,894
ACCOUNT.
1355
00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:20,069
THIS IS ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
1356
00:40:20,156 --> 00:40:21,157
- BECAUSE ME BEING UPSET ABOUT
1357
00:40:21,244 --> 00:40:21,897
GETTING ROBBED WOULD BE SO
1358
00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:23,072
IMMATURE?
1359
00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:23,986
- ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE ELSE?
1360
00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:24,596
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
1361
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:25,684
- WHAT?
1362
00:40:25,771 --> 00:40:26,815
SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE, ME?
1363
00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:27,990
- YES, THAT'S THE QUESTION.
1364
00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:29,209
- NO, I'M NOT SEEING SOMEBODY
1365
00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:30,689
ELSE, YOU FUCKING RETARD.
1366
00:40:30,776 --> 00:40:31,646
- WELL, DO YOU THINK
1367
00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:32,778
I'M CHEATING ON YOU?
1368
00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:33,909
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
1369
00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:34,693
- NO, YOU'RE TOO UNAMBITIOUS
1370
00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:35,781
TO CHEAT.
1371
00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:36,956
THAT WOULD REQUIRE HAVING
1372
00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:37,913
A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEBODY.
1373
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,045
- CARLA, I LOVE YOU.
1374
00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:39,741
I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.
1375
00:40:39,828 --> 00:40:41,134
- GREAT, LEAVE!
1376
00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:42,091
- FINE, YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?
1377
00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:42,918
- YES.
1378
00:40:43,005 --> 00:40:43,876
- I'LL LEAVE.
1379
00:40:43,963 --> 00:40:45,007
I'M FUCKIN' LEAVING.
1380
00:40:45,094 --> 00:40:45,921
- OKAY, GREAT, AND DON'T FORGET
1381
00:40:46,008 --> 00:40:46,705
YOUR FUCKING BAT!
1382
00:40:47,706 --> 00:40:48,446
- SAYONARA, BITCH.
1383
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:49,882
- YOU KNOW WHAT, ERIC?
1384
00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:51,884
I WILL GET DOWN ON MY KNEES AND
1385
00:40:51,971 --> 00:40:53,320
BLOW YOU RIGHT NOW IF YOU CAN
1386
00:40:53,407 --> 00:40:56,889
TELL ME WHAT LANGUAGE THAT IS.
1387
00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:58,238
- IT'S HONG KONG.
1388
00:40:58,325 --> 00:40:59,892
- YOU ARE A RETARD.
1389
00:40:59,979 --> 00:41:01,284
- FUCKIN' CHINESE.
1390
00:41:01,371 --> 00:41:02,460
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING.
1391
00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:03,548
YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT.
1392
00:41:03,635 --> 00:41:04,549
- FINE, OKAY, YOU WANT ME
1393
00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:05,680
TO ASK SOME QUESTIONS?
1394
00:41:05,767 --> 00:41:06,594
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW
1395
00:41:06,681 --> 00:41:07,726
WHAT'S WRONG.
1396
00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:08,727
- BESIDES YOU STEALING
1397
00:41:08,814 --> 00:41:09,815
FROM ME.
1398
00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:10,946
- I DIDN'T STEAL FROM YOU.
1399
00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:11,599
- WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT,
1400
00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:12,731
ERIC?
1401
00:41:12,818 --> 00:41:13,514
I HAD MONEY, AND YOU TOOK IT
1402
00:41:13,601 --> 00:41:14,384
WITHOUT ASKING.
1403
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,211
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT?
1404
00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:16,386
- RELAX, OKAY?
1405
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,518
- DON'T YOU TELL ME TO RELAX.
1406
00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:18,301
DON'T EVER TELL ME TO RELAX.
1407
00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:19,302
DO YOU HEAR ME?
1408
00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:20,478
- LOOK, I AM SORRY.
1409
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:21,914
- DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME.
1410
00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:23,742
DON'T TOUCH ME.
1411
00:41:23,829 --> 00:41:27,093
WE'RE NOT KIDS ANYMORE, ERIC.
1412
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:29,487
I WAS SITTING AT THIS STOPLIGHT
1413
00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:31,576
YESTERDAY.
1414
00:41:31,663 --> 00:41:34,100
AND I REALIZED EVERYBODY WAS
1415
00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:37,190
WALKING OR DRIVING OR GOING
1416
00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:39,758
SOMEWHERE BUT ME.
1417
00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:41,977
I WAS JUST SITTING STILL.
1418
00:41:42,064 --> 00:41:42,935
- WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO
1419
00:41:43,022 --> 00:41:43,762
AT A RED LIGHT.
1420
00:41:43,849 --> 00:41:45,590
- WE, ERIC.
1421
00:41:45,677 --> 00:41:48,114
WE ARE SITTING STILL.
1422
00:41:48,201 --> 00:41:49,289
- YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
1423
00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:50,943
WHY YOU HATE ME SO MUCH.
1424
00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:53,772
- I DON'T HATE YOU, ERIC.
1425
00:41:53,859 --> 00:41:54,903
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
1426
00:41:54,990 --> 00:41:58,603
I WISH I COULD FUCKING HATE YOU.
1427
00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:12,094
OH, DON'T EVEN.
1428
00:42:28,589 --> 00:42:32,201
- I AM SO EXHAUSTED.
1429
00:42:34,247 --> 00:42:35,683
HOW COULD SOMETHING SO TINY
1430
00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:38,033
MAKE ME SO TIRED?
1431
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:38,860
- DO YOU NEED ME TO GET YOU
1432
00:42:38,947 --> 00:42:39,687
ANYTHING?
1433
00:42:39,774 --> 00:42:40,862
- OH, MY GOD.
1434
00:42:40,949 --> 00:42:42,342
I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU.
1435
00:42:42,429 --> 00:42:43,517
- I JUST ASKED YOU IF YOU
1436
00:42:43,604 --> 00:42:44,649
WANTED ME TO GET YOU ANYTHING.
1437
00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:46,651
- I COULD HEAR THE SUBTEXT.
1438
00:42:46,738 --> 00:42:47,608
- THERE WAS NO SUBTEXT.
1439
00:42:47,695 --> 00:42:49,001
- THERE WAS SUBTEXT.
1440
00:42:49,088 --> 00:42:50,524
- SO ANYTIME I SAY SOMETHING
1441
00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:51,612
NICE, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO
1442
00:42:51,699 --> 00:42:52,657
AUTOMATICALLY THINK I HAVE
1443
00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:53,745
AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE?
1444
00:42:53,832 --> 00:42:56,095
- HONEY, I LOVE YOU, I DO,
1445
00:42:56,182 --> 00:42:57,226
OKAY?
1446
00:42:57,313 --> 00:43:01,883
BUT I GOT TO GET SOME SLEEP.
1447
00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,842
- THAT IS SO HOT.
1448
00:43:03,929 --> 00:43:06,540
- WHAT?
1449
00:43:06,627 --> 00:43:08,629
- THE MOON.
1450
00:43:08,716 --> 00:43:10,544
- OH, MY GOD, MARK, COME ON.
1451
00:43:10,631 --> 00:43:12,285
JUST STOP IT, ALL RIGHT?
1452
00:43:12,372 --> 00:43:13,416
LEAVE ME ALONE.
1453
00:43:13,503 --> 00:43:15,462
- I HAVE BEEN LEAVING YOU ALONE
1454
00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:19,118
FOR SIX WEEKS.
1455
00:43:19,205 --> 00:43:20,554
- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
1456
00:43:20,641 --> 00:43:22,556
I'LL JERK YOU OFF, HMM?
1457
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:23,470
LET'S DO THAT.
1458
00:43:23,557 --> 00:43:24,558
IT'LL BE FUN.
1459
00:43:24,645 --> 00:43:25,603
- THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS
1460
00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:26,865
ABOUT.
1461
00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:28,301
- IT'S GONNA BE FUN, COME ON.
1462
00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:30,042
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1463
00:43:30,129 --> 00:43:31,739
YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.
1464
00:43:31,826 --> 00:43:33,045
THIS IS NOT--I'M NOT--
1465
00:43:33,132 --> 00:43:34,002
THIS IS NOT--
1466
00:43:34,089 --> 00:43:35,177
- WHAT, YOU'RE NOT WHAT?
1467
00:43:35,264 --> 00:43:36,570
YOU'RE NOT TURNED ON ANYMORE?
1468
00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:37,527
WHAT HAPPENED?
1469
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:38,485
IS IT--OH, IT WAS THIS,
1470
00:43:38,572 --> 00:43:39,094
WAS WHAT YOU LIKED?
1471
00:43:39,181 --> 00:43:40,052
- NO.
1472
00:43:40,139 --> 00:43:41,140
- THAT'S THE THING.
1473
00:43:41,227 --> 00:43:42,054
THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO--
1474
00:43:42,141 --> 00:43:42,881
THAT'S GOOD?
1475
00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:43,708
- NO.
1476
00:43:43,795 --> 00:43:44,883
- NO?
1477
00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:46,580
- WAIT, IT'S--YEAH, ACTUALLY,
1478
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:47,581
THAT'S HOT.
1479
00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:49,583
- OKAY, GOOD.
1480
00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:50,497
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1481
00:43:50,584 --> 00:43:51,498
A LITTLE JOURNEY?
1482
00:43:51,585 --> 00:43:52,412
A LITTLE NIGHT RANGER?
1483
00:43:52,499 --> 00:43:53,543
- VERY WEIRD.
1484
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:54,457
- I PUT SOME CHARLIE PERFUME
1485
00:43:54,544 --> 00:43:55,633
ON, GET YOU GOING?
1486
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:59,419
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, NO.
1487
00:43:59,506 --> 00:44:01,421
I WANT TO MAKE LOVE.
1488
00:44:01,508 --> 00:44:02,248
- MY GOD.
1489
00:44:02,335 --> 00:44:03,597
- COME ON.
1490
00:44:05,033 --> 00:44:07,601
MARK, I CAN'T.
1491
00:44:07,688 --> 00:44:08,428
- WHY?
1492
00:44:08,515 --> 00:44:10,822
- I CAN'T.
1493
00:44:12,171 --> 00:44:15,000
I FEEL--I FEEL DISGUSTING, OKAY?
1494
00:44:15,087 --> 00:44:16,915
I FEEL FAT.
1495
00:44:17,002 --> 00:44:20,309
AND I JUST--I FEEL LIKE THERE'S
1496
00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:23,182
LIKE AN APRON OF SKIN
1497
00:44:23,269 --> 00:44:24,923
AROUND MY WAIST.
1498
00:44:25,010 --> 00:44:28,361
IT'S--I DON'T FEEL SEXY.
1499
00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:31,581
- I THINK YOU'RE SEXY.
1500
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:32,713
- YEAH, WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE
1501
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,106
YOU HAVEN'T HAD SEX WITH ME YET.
1502
00:44:34,193 --> 00:44:35,498
TRUST ME, ONCE YOU HAVE SEX
1503
00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:37,283
WITH ME, YOU WILL SEE HOW
1504
00:44:37,370 --> 00:44:38,327
DISGUSTING I AM.
1505
00:44:38,414 --> 00:44:39,938
- YOU'RE NOT DISGUSTING.
1506
00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:40,765
YOU'RE PERFECT.
1507
00:44:40,852 --> 00:44:42,331
- I AM.
1508
00:44:42,418 --> 00:44:44,725
I HAVE STRETCH MARKS EVERYWHERE,
1509
00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:47,119
ON MY LEGS, MY BUTT, MY BOOBS,
1510
00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:48,773
MY--HAVE YOU SEEN MY STOMACH?
1511
00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:49,774
- YEAH.
1512
00:44:49,861 --> 00:44:52,298
- IT'S LIKE AN ATLAS.
1513
00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:53,865
IT'S--
1514
00:44:53,952 --> 00:44:55,170
I'M NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME.
1515
00:44:55,257 --> 00:44:57,303
MY BODY IS NEVER GONNA LOOK
1516
00:44:57,390 --> 00:44:59,827
THE SAME.
1517
00:44:59,914 --> 00:45:00,959
NO, DON'T--
1518
00:45:01,046 --> 00:45:01,960
- LOOK, I LOVE THESE MARKS.
1519
00:45:02,047 --> 00:45:03,048
I DO.
1520
00:45:03,135 --> 00:45:04,397
I LOVE THE WAY THEY FEEL.
1521
00:45:04,484 --> 00:45:05,398
THEY'RE LIKE--THEY'RE LIKE
1522
00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:06,529
GUIDES.
1523
00:45:06,616 --> 00:45:10,838
IT'S LIKE--LIKE A BLUEPRINT
1524
00:45:10,925 --> 00:45:12,187
SHOWING ME THE WAY ACROSS
1525
00:45:12,274 --> 00:45:14,712
YOUR BODY.
1526
00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:17,497
- I LOVE THEM. I DO.
1527
00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:20,805
OH.
1528
00:45:20,892 --> 00:45:21,762
- HMM?
1529
00:45:21,849 --> 00:45:25,679
- THANKS FOR THE EFFORT.
1530
00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:29,727
- WELL, GET SOME SLEEP, BABE.
1531
00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:35,863
- IF I TELL YOU TO STOP,
1532
00:45:35,950 --> 00:45:39,432
YOU HAVE TO STOP RIGHT AWAY.
1533
00:45:39,519 --> 00:45:40,738
AND ALSO, IF YOU WAKE UP
1534
00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:41,564
THAT BABY...
1535
00:45:41,651 --> 00:45:42,478
- UH-HUH.
1536
00:45:42,565 --> 00:45:43,436
- I WILL KILL YOU.
1537
00:45:43,523 --> 00:45:44,089
- I'M NOT GONNA WAKE UP
1538
00:45:44,176 --> 00:45:44,916
THE BABY.
1539
00:45:45,003 --> 00:45:45,873
- OKAY.
1540
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,048
- I'M GONNA GO SLOW.
1541
00:45:47,135 --> 00:45:48,223
- AND YOU CAN'T TOUCH MY BOOBS
1542
00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:49,007
AT ALL 'CAUSE THEY'RE REALLY,
1543
00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:49,964
REALLY SORE.
1544
00:45:50,051 --> 00:45:50,530
- I KNOW, BUT IT'S OKAY.
1545
00:45:50,617 --> 00:45:52,706
- NO, NO.
1546
00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:55,013
AND DON'T TOUCH ME THERE.
1547
00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:56,014
- WHERE CAN I TOUCH YOU?
1548
00:45:57,276 --> 00:45:58,581
COME HERE.
1549
00:45:58,668 --> 00:46:00,409
MMM.
1550
00:46:01,802 --> 00:46:04,718
OH, MY GOD.
1551
00:46:04,805 --> 00:46:05,719
OH, MY GOD.
1552
00:46:36,315 --> 00:46:37,969
- HOW'S YOUR DINNER?
1553
00:46:38,056 --> 00:46:42,800
- IT'S INCREDIBLE.
1554
00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:45,411
- YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.
1555
00:46:45,498 --> 00:46:47,413
- CAN I EAT FISH?
1556
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,850
- SURE, TO-FISH.
1557
00:46:49,937 --> 00:46:51,678
- TO-FISH?
1558
00:46:51,765 --> 00:46:54,115
- MM-HMM, TOFU FISH.
1559
00:46:54,202 --> 00:46:56,901
YOU CAN ALSO HAVE TOFURKY,
1560
00:46:56,988 --> 00:46:59,425
TOFU BURGERS, AND SOYSAGE.
1561
00:46:59,512 --> 00:47:01,079
- S-SOYSAGE?
1562
00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:02,123
IS THAT--IS THAT LIKE
1563
00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:04,343
SOY SAUSAGE?
1564
00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:07,433
OH, SOUNDS REALLY GOOD.
1565
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,608
- THE RULE OF THUMB IS THAT
1566
00:47:08,695 --> 00:47:11,176
IF IT HAS A HEARTBEAT OR A FACE,
1567
00:47:11,263 --> 00:47:12,699
YOU CAN'T EAT IT.
1568
00:47:12,786 --> 00:47:14,353
- I SAW ON EBAY ONCE
1569
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,658
THERE WAS THIS GRILLED CHEESE
1570
00:47:15,745 --> 00:47:16,877
SANDWICH THAT HAD THE VIRGIN
1571
00:47:16,964 --> 00:47:19,314
MARY'S FACE GRILLED INTO IT.
1572
00:47:19,401 --> 00:47:21,012
WHAT ABOUT THAT?
1573
00:47:21,099 --> 00:47:23,188
- I'D ALLOW IT.
1574
00:47:24,232 --> 00:47:26,104
YEAH, I HATE SALAD,
1575
00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:27,453
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
1576
00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:29,847
- YOU'LL GROW TO LIKE IT.
1577
00:47:36,201 --> 00:47:38,159
- THAT FEELS GOOD.
1578
00:47:38,246 --> 00:47:39,508
- WHOO.
1579
00:47:39,595 --> 00:47:42,903
GOOD.
1580
00:47:52,086 --> 00:47:54,784
- FURTHER DOWN.
1581
00:47:59,789 --> 00:48:01,879
RIGHT THERE.
1582
00:48:06,971 --> 00:48:09,843
OH, RIGHT THERE.
1583
00:48:22,682 --> 00:48:24,858
MMM.
1584
00:48:24,945 --> 00:48:27,252
FURTHER DOWN.
1585
00:48:27,339 --> 00:48:28,253
- BABE, I THINK I'M AT
1586
00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:29,907
THE RIGHT SPOT.
1587
00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:32,561
- MMM, GO FURTHER TO MY FEET.
1588
00:48:32,648 --> 00:48:34,172
RUB MY FEET.
1589
00:48:34,259 --> 00:48:35,521
- NO, BORING.
1590
00:48:35,608 --> 00:48:39,046
- PLEASE RUB MY FEET.
1591
00:48:39,133 --> 00:48:40,439
- GRR.
1592
00:48:59,066 --> 00:48:59,806
YOU'RE TICKLING.
1593
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:03,766
I SWEAR YOU DO THAT ON PURPOSE
1594
00:49:03,853 --> 00:49:04,593
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
1595
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:05,594
RUB MY FEET.
1596
00:49:05,681 --> 00:49:07,292
- IT'S NOT TRUE.
1597
00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:09,033
- IF WE HAVE ANY CHANCE OF
1598
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,251
LASTING, YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO
1599
00:49:10,338 --> 00:49:11,078
LEARN TO GIVE ME A PROPER
1600
00:49:11,165 --> 00:49:12,427
FOOT MASSAGE.
1601
00:49:12,514 --> 00:49:14,908
- OH, ARE WE AT RISK OF
1602
00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:17,041
FAILING?
1603
00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:18,956
- TEN YEARS AND YOU STILL DON'T
1604
00:49:19,043 --> 00:49:20,000
KNOW HOW TO RUB MY FEET
1605
00:49:20,087 --> 00:49:20,958
PROPERLY.
1606
00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:21,915
I JUST--I DON'T KNOW IF
1607
00:49:22,002 --> 00:49:23,047
11'S GONNA HAPPEN, BABE.
1608
00:49:23,134 --> 00:49:25,223
- OH.
1609
00:49:29,227 --> 00:49:32,230
- 12 YEARS, BE A STRETCH.
1610
00:49:32,317 --> 00:49:34,362
- MM-HMM.
1611
00:49:38,192 --> 00:49:42,805
- 13 IF YOU'RE LUCKY.
1612
00:49:50,509 --> 00:49:53,729
OKAY, LET'S MAKE A BABY.
1613
00:50:03,696 --> 00:50:05,089
- SO ARE YOU READY?
1614
00:50:05,176 --> 00:50:07,526
- UH, READY--READY FOR WHAT?
1615
00:50:07,613 --> 00:50:09,354
- TO GO BUY CONDOMS.
1616
00:50:09,441 --> 00:50:12,792
- OH, I HAVE ONE.
1617
00:50:12,879 --> 00:50:14,707
- YOU HAVE ONE?
1618
00:50:14,794 --> 00:50:16,622
- YEAH, I HAVE ONE.
1619
00:50:16,709 --> 00:50:18,711
- WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE?
1620
00:50:18,798 --> 00:50:20,974
- JUST IN CASE.
1621
00:50:21,061 --> 00:50:22,062
- OH, JUST IN CASE
1622
00:50:22,149 --> 00:50:23,237
SUSIE RINKMEYERS WANTS TO
1623
00:50:23,324 --> 00:50:24,978
TAKE YOU BEHIND THE BLEACHERS?
1624
00:50:25,065 --> 00:50:28,851
- NO, YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE
1625
00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:33,465
YOU AND I EVER HAD SEX.
1626
00:50:33,552 --> 00:50:35,467
- SO YOU BOUGHT IT FOR ME?
1627
00:50:35,554 --> 00:50:39,123
- YEAH.
1628
00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:41,473
WELL, NO, I'VE ACTUALLY HAD IT
1629
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:42,909
IN MY WALLET SINCE THE SIXTH
1630
00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:44,041
GRADE.
1631
00:50:44,128 --> 00:50:45,042
- SO YOU'VE BEEN CARRYING IT
1632
00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:45,825
AROUND FOR FOUR YEARS
1633
00:50:45,912 --> 00:50:47,522
IN YOUR WALLET.
1634
00:50:47,609 --> 00:50:49,133
- YEAH, IT'S GOT
1635
00:50:49,220 --> 00:50:51,396
AN EXPIRATION DATE ON IT.
1636
00:50:54,399 --> 00:50:55,661
LISTEN, BABE, WE DON'T HAVE
1637
00:50:55,748 --> 00:50:57,010
TO DO THIS.
1638
00:50:57,097 --> 00:50:58,359
OKAY, WE CAN--WE CAN GO SEE
1639
00:50:58,446 --> 00:50:59,317
A MOVIE.
1640
00:50:59,404 --> 00:51:02,494
- NO, I WANT TO.
1641
00:51:02,581 --> 00:51:07,151
I DO.
1642
00:51:07,238 --> 00:51:09,327
- OKAY.
1643
00:51:14,419 --> 00:51:17,074
- JUST GIVE ME A SECOND HERE.
1644
00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:26,344
WELL, THIS GOES SLOW.
1645
00:51:33,699 --> 00:51:34,439
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE OFF
1646
00:51:34,526 --> 00:51:36,049
YOUR PANTS?
1647
00:51:36,136 --> 00:51:38,399
- OH, RIGHT, THAT WOULD HELP.
1648
00:51:38,486 --> 00:51:41,707
- YEAH, RIGHT.
1649
00:51:56,243 --> 00:51:59,290
WAIT, UM, WE SHOULD PROBABLY...
1650
00:51:59,377 --> 00:52:00,552
WE SHOULD PROBABLY PUT SOMETHING
1651
00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:03,468
DOWN ON THE SEAT.
1652
00:52:07,863 --> 00:52:10,083
YEAH.
1653
00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:18,744
- THIS IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.
1654
00:52:18,831 --> 00:52:20,572
- RIGHT?
1655
00:52:20,659 --> 00:52:21,442
DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
1656
00:52:21,529 --> 00:52:22,313
MY DRESS OFF?
1657
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,183
- YES.
1658
00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:25,664
- OKAY.
1659
00:52:28,014 --> 00:52:29,929
- OKAY, WAIT.
1660
00:52:30,016 --> 00:52:32,105
SOMEONE MIGHT WALK BY.
1661
00:52:32,192 --> 00:52:34,760
- YEAH, OKAY.
1662
00:52:38,764 --> 00:52:40,418
JUST WAITIN' ON YOU, SO...
1663
00:52:40,505 --> 00:52:41,462
ANYTIME.
1664
00:52:41,549 --> 00:52:43,160
- RIGHT.
1665
00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:44,117
HERE WE GO.
1666
00:52:44,204 --> 00:52:46,946
- HERE WE GO.
1667
00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:54,780
- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
1668
00:52:54,867 --> 00:52:57,348
- I'M NOT PICKY.
1669
00:53:03,092 --> 00:53:04,877
- LET'S START WITH RED.
1670
00:53:04,964 --> 00:53:05,834
WE CAN WORK OUR WAY
1671
00:53:05,921 --> 00:53:07,793
THROUGH THE RAINBOW.
1672
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:08,620
- WHY DON'T WE MOVE ONTO
1673
00:53:08,707 --> 00:53:09,621
THE BED?
1674
00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:12,189
- NO, I LIKE IT HERE.
1675
00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:41,827
- YOU LOOK GOOD IN RED.
1676
00:53:41,914 --> 00:53:45,657
- HUH, THANK YOU.
1677
00:53:51,097 --> 00:53:53,839
- ♪ GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD ♪
1678
00:53:53,926 --> 00:53:56,102
♪ THAT I LIVE IN A ♪
1679
00:53:56,189 --> 00:53:57,886
♪ BUBBLE BELOW ♪
1680
00:53:57,973 --> 00:54:00,106
♪ GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD ♪
1681
00:54:00,193 --> 00:54:02,413
- DO ME A FAVOR.
1682
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:04,241
- ANYTHING.
1683
00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:05,503
- REMIND ME TO THANK WENDY.
1684
00:54:05,590 --> 00:54:08,506
- ♪ GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD ♪
1685
00:54:08,593 --> 00:54:13,293
♪ THAT I AM AN ADVENTURER ♪
1686
00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:19,865
♪ GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD ♪
1687
00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:20,735
- ARE YOU SURE WE CAN
1688
00:54:20,822 --> 00:54:21,954
TAPE OVER THIS?
1689
00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:23,260
- YEAH, OF COURSE, WHY NOT?
1690
00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:24,435
- IT'S YOUR DAUGHTER'S BALLET
1691
00:54:24,522 --> 00:54:25,566
RECITAL.
1692
00:54:25,653 --> 00:54:29,614
- MY DAUGHTER HATES BALLET.
1693
00:54:29,701 --> 00:54:32,356
- OH.
1694
00:54:32,443 --> 00:54:33,705
SO...
1695
00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:36,229
- SO...
1696
00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:37,317
ARE WE ROLLING?
1697
00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:38,405
- YEAH, WE'RE ROLLING.
1698
00:54:38,492 --> 00:54:41,103
- MM, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS
1699
00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:43,236
IS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE ON TAPE.
1700
00:54:43,323 --> 00:54:45,238
- REALLY, AND WHY'S THAT?
1701
00:54:45,325 --> 00:54:47,719
- WELL, IT COULD BE USED
1702
00:54:47,806 --> 00:54:49,155
AGAINST ME IN THE TRIAL.
1703
00:54:49,242 --> 00:54:50,112
- AND WHAT WOULD YOU BE
1704
00:54:50,199 --> 00:54:50,939
ON TRIAL FOR?
1705
00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:56,815
FUCKING YOU TO DEATH.
1706
00:54:58,556 --> 00:55:01,254
OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
1707
00:55:01,341 --> 00:55:02,603
I DIDN'T CALL ACTION.
1708
00:55:02,690 --> 00:55:04,953
- OH, THAT'S MEAN.
1709
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:05,954
- WHAT'S OUR FRAMING LIKE?
1710
00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:06,912
ARE WE IN A WIDE SHOT
1711
00:55:06,999 --> 00:55:08,348
OR A CLOSE-UP--WHAT?
1712
00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:09,306
- UH, IT'S A WIDE SHOT.
1713
00:55:09,393 --> 00:55:10,437
- WHO'S GONNA WATCH
1714
00:55:10,524 --> 00:55:12,004
A SEX TAPE IN A WIDE SHOT?
1715
00:55:12,091 --> 00:55:12,831
- NOBODY.
1716
00:55:12,918 --> 00:55:13,919
- NOBODY.
1717
00:55:14,006 --> 00:55:15,921
- NO ONE'S GONNA WATCH IT.
1718
00:55:16,008 --> 00:55:16,965
RIGHT?
1719
00:55:17,052 --> 00:55:18,140
- WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW.
1720
00:55:18,227 --> 00:55:19,272
THESE DAYS WITH THE INTERNETS
1721
00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:20,795
AND THE KIDS AND THEIR SEXTING,
1722
00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:22,144
IT COULD GET OUT THERE.
1723
00:55:22,231 --> 00:55:23,755
- YOU JUST FUCKING WITH ME?
1724
00:55:23,842 --> 00:55:26,410
- I DON'T KNOW; AM I?
1725
00:55:26,497 --> 00:55:29,326
AM I?
1726
00:55:29,413 --> 00:55:31,371
LET ME GET THE CAMERA.
1727
00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:38,291
- BABY, I THINK IT'S TIME.
1728
00:55:38,378 --> 00:55:39,292
- OKAY.
1729
00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:41,773
- OKAY.
1730
00:55:41,860 --> 00:55:44,471
- OH, THAT'S A LOT OF SEMEN.
1731
00:55:44,558 --> 00:55:45,646
- WELL, IT'S MIXED WITH
1732
00:55:45,733 --> 00:55:47,169
PRESERVATION FLUID TO PROMOTE
1733
00:55:47,256 --> 00:55:49,128
MOTILITY.
1734
00:55:49,215 --> 00:55:52,044
- MMM.
1735
00:55:56,570 --> 00:55:59,791
OKAY.
1736
00:56:02,402 --> 00:56:05,884
ARE YOU DOING IT RIGHT NOW?
1737
00:56:05,971 --> 00:56:09,322
- NOW I AM.
1738
00:56:09,409 --> 00:56:12,673
- MMM, THIS IS NOT HOW
1739
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,632
I IMAGINED IT AS A GIRL.
1740
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:18,026
NOT AT ALL.
1741
00:56:18,113 --> 00:56:20,812
- HOW DID YOU IMAGINE IT, BABY?
1742
00:56:20,899 --> 00:56:24,206
- IT WAS MY WEDDING NIGHT
1743
00:56:24,293 --> 00:56:27,819
AFTER A ELECTRIC COURTSHIP
1744
00:56:27,906 --> 00:56:29,473
AT A CLIFFSIDE WEDDING.
1745
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,344
- WAIT, DON'T MOVE.
1746
00:56:31,431 --> 00:56:32,476
YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOUR BACK
1747
00:56:32,563 --> 00:56:36,044
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
1748
00:56:36,131 --> 00:56:38,003
- OKAY.
1749
00:56:38,090 --> 00:56:39,091
GOOD?
1750
00:56:39,178 --> 00:56:41,485
- YEAH, OKAY, KEEP GOING.
1751
00:56:41,572 --> 00:56:42,660
YOUR WEDDING?
1752
00:56:42,747 --> 00:56:44,488
- UH, AND IT WAS A HUGE
1753
00:56:44,575 --> 00:56:47,360
CEREMONY WITH THESE FOUNTAINS
1754
00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:49,231
OF FLOWING CHAMPAGNE
1755
00:56:49,318 --> 00:56:51,756
AND FLOWING SILK.
1756
00:56:51,843 --> 00:56:53,018
AND THEY WERE SERVING LOBSTER
1757
00:56:53,105 --> 00:56:54,889
BISQUE.
1758
00:56:54,976 --> 00:56:56,848
AND OH, THERE WERE WHITE LITTLE
1759
00:56:56,935 --> 00:56:59,067
DOVES WITH MY TRAIN IN THEIR
1760
00:56:59,154 --> 00:57:02,288
BEAKS FLYING LIKE IN SNOW WHITE.
1761
00:57:02,375 --> 00:57:06,074
AND, UH, YEAH, A LONG PARADE
1762
00:57:06,161 --> 00:57:07,554
OF NAKED BRIDESMAIDS.
1763
00:57:11,384 --> 00:57:12,951
- NAKED BRIDESMAIDS.
1764
00:57:13,038 --> 00:57:13,908
- YEAH, I DIDN'T FIGURE THAT
1765
00:57:13,995 --> 00:57:14,822
ONE OUT UNTIL I WAS LATE
1766
00:57:14,909 --> 00:57:16,041
INTO HIGH SCHOOL.
1767
00:57:16,128 --> 00:57:18,130
THEY WERE THERE AT MY WEDDING.
1768
00:57:20,393 --> 00:57:23,483
- AND, UH, AFTER THE WEDDING?
1769
00:57:23,570 --> 00:57:24,528
- OH, WELL, OF COURSE
1770
00:57:24,615 --> 00:57:26,878
MY GRAY-BEARDED HUSBAND
1771
00:57:26,965 --> 00:57:28,401
WHISKED ME OFF INTO THIS
1772
00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:30,055
HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE, AND WE GO
1773
00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:31,883
TO OUR CASTLE.
1774
00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:33,711
AND THE EVENING CULMINATES
1775
00:57:33,798 --> 00:57:36,278
INTO THE ULTIMATE ACT OF LOVE.
1776
00:57:36,365 --> 00:57:37,323
THEN NINE MONTHS LATER...
1777
00:57:38,324 --> 00:57:39,325
BABY.
1778
00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:55,123
- PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME
1779
00:57:55,210 --> 00:57:56,211
STOP A SECOND TIME.
1780
00:57:56,298 --> 00:57:56,995
- WHAT--WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1781
00:57:57,082 --> 00:57:57,996
- THE WATER.
1782
00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,084
- WHAT IS IT TOO HOT?
1783
00:57:59,171 --> 00:57:59,563
- NO, IT JUST DOESN'T WORK
1784
00:57:59,650 --> 00:58:01,478
IN HERE.
1785
00:58:01,565 --> 00:58:03,175
- SORRY.
1786
00:58:07,527 --> 00:58:08,572
OH, BABY, YOU SHOULD'VE SAID
1787
00:58:08,659 --> 00:58:09,442
SOMETHING.
1788
00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:11,313
- YEAH, OKAY.
1789
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:15,361
I'M READY.
1790
00:58:15,448 --> 00:58:16,493
- WHOA.
1791
00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:17,363
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
1792
00:58:17,450 --> 00:58:18,495
- WHAT?
1793
00:58:18,582 --> 00:58:19,626
- BABY, THAT'S DISGUSTING.
1794
00:58:20,932 --> 00:58:22,020
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
1795
00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:23,325
YOU SPIT ON YOUR DICK EVERY TIME
1796
00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:24,152
WE HAVE SEX.
1797
00:58:24,239 --> 00:58:26,328
- IT'S MY SPIT.
1798
00:58:26,415 --> 00:58:27,939
OKAY, OKAY, NO, GO AHEAD.
1799
00:58:28,853 --> 00:58:31,682
- GO AHEAD.
1800
00:58:31,769 --> 00:58:33,988
OH, YEAH.
1801
00:58:34,075 --> 00:58:35,555
OH, MY GOD.
1802
00:58:37,383 --> 00:58:39,037
GOD, I LOVE YOU.
1803
00:58:39,951 --> 00:58:40,691
- WHAT?
1804
00:58:40,778 --> 00:58:44,477
- MORE SPIT.
1805
00:58:44,564 --> 00:58:46,131
- WHY?
1806
00:58:46,218 --> 00:58:47,480
- 'CAUSE IT TURNED ME ON.
1807
00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:49,003
- I THOUGHT IT DISGUSTED YOU.
1808
00:58:49,090 --> 00:58:50,483
- THAT'S WHY YOU TURN ME ON.
1809
00:58:56,228 --> 00:58:57,838
OH, YEAH.
1810
00:59:04,062 --> 00:59:05,324
OKAY, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.
1811
00:59:05,411 --> 00:59:06,804
- WAIT, WHAT?
1812
00:59:06,891 --> 00:59:08,196
NO, YOU SAID YOU HAD TO ORGASM.
1813
00:59:08,283 --> 00:59:09,328
- I KNOW. I JUST DID.
1814
00:59:09,415 --> 00:59:10,503
- NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
1815
00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:11,678
USUALLY WHEN YOU ORGASM,
1816
00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:12,418
IT'S REALLY LOUD AND YOU SWEAR
1817
00:59:12,505 --> 00:59:13,419
A LOT.
1818
00:59:13,506 --> 00:59:14,551
- I KNOW, BUT THAT'S--
1819
00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:15,726
THAT'S JUST FOR SHOW, YOU KNOW.
1820
00:59:15,813 --> 00:59:16,857
I JUST--I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE
1821
00:59:16,944 --> 00:59:17,466
ANY NOISE AND PUSH ALL THE SEMEN
1822
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:18,119
OUT.
1823
00:59:18,206 --> 00:59:18,946
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN
1824
00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:20,121
IT'S FOR SHOW?
1825
00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:21,079
- I MEAN, 'CAUSE YOU LIKE IT.
1826
00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:22,646
- WELL, YEAH--UH...
1827
00:59:22,733 --> 00:59:23,560
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING
1828
00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:24,561
BETTER AND BETTER.
1829
00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:25,387
- OKAY, GET OUT OF ME.
1830
00:59:25,474 --> 00:59:26,475
GET OUT OF ME.
1831
00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:27,085
WOULD YOU GET ME A PILLOW
1832
00:59:27,172 --> 00:59:28,020
PLEASE?
1833
00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:29,000
PUT IT UNDER MY HIPS.
1834
00:59:29,087 --> 00:59:30,001
I NEED TO KEEP MY HIPS ELEVATED.
1835
00:59:30,088 --> 00:59:31,002
- ALL RIGHT.
1836
00:59:31,089 --> 00:59:32,003
- AT A 30-DEGREE ANGLE
1837
00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:33,352
FOR 20 MINUTES.
1838
00:59:33,439 --> 00:59:34,309
- WHY?
1839
00:59:34,396 --> 00:59:36,268
- TO KEEP THE SEMEN IN.
1840
00:59:36,355 --> 00:59:37,225
- OH, OF COURSE.
1841
00:59:37,312 --> 00:59:38,009
GOT TO KEEP THAT SEMEN--
1842
00:59:50,456 --> 00:59:51,675
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?
1843
00:59:51,762 --> 00:59:53,241
- I'M TRYING TO RELAX
1844
00:59:53,328 --> 00:59:54,765
MY VAGINAL MUSCLES,
1845
00:59:54,852 --> 00:59:57,681
EASING THE CERVICAL MUCUS FLOW
1846
00:59:57,768 --> 00:59:59,465
SO THAT THE SPERM GETS TO
1847
00:59:59,552 --> 01:00:00,727
THE EGG MORE QUICKLY
1848
01:00:00,814 --> 01:00:02,773
AND EFFECTIVELY.
1849
01:00:02,860 --> 01:00:04,905
- COOL.
1850
01:00:04,992 --> 01:00:07,212
HEY, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
1851
01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:09,562
- CAN YOU NEVER USE THE PHRASE
1852
01:00:09,649 --> 01:00:10,955
CERVICAL MUCUS FLOW AROUND ME
1853
01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:11,869
AGAIN?
1854
01:00:11,956 --> 01:00:13,044
THAT'D BE AWESOME.
1855
01:00:13,131 --> 01:00:15,394
- DON'T--DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
1856
01:00:15,481 --> 01:00:16,874
I DON'T WANT TO SPEW OUT
1857
01:00:16,961 --> 01:00:18,789
ALL YOUR SPLOOGE.
1858
01:00:18,876 --> 01:00:20,704
- WAIT, SO YOU'LL SAY SPLOOGE
1859
01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:22,749
BUT YOU WON'T SAY BALLS?
1860
01:00:22,836 --> 01:00:24,577
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
1861
01:00:26,666 --> 01:00:27,580
- SHOULD I GO GET DRESSED
1862
01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:28,712
OR IS THAT GONNA RUIN
1863
01:00:28,799 --> 01:00:30,061
THIS INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC MOMENT
1864
01:00:30,148 --> 01:00:35,066
WE'RE HAVING TOGETHER?
1865
01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:36,284
- BABE, I'M SORRY.
1866
01:00:36,371 --> 01:00:38,504
I KNOW THIS IS ALL WEIRD
1867
01:00:38,591 --> 01:00:41,942
AND CRAZY.
1868
01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:42,769
I JUST REALLY WANT TO HAVE
1869
01:00:42,856 --> 01:00:45,119
A BABY.
1870
01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:45,946
- I KNOW.
1871
01:00:46,033 --> 01:00:46,904
ME TOO.
1872
01:00:46,991 --> 01:00:51,082
ME TOO.
1873
01:00:51,169 --> 01:00:53,519
WE'RE FIGURING IT OUT.
1874
01:00:53,606 --> 01:00:54,738
I THINK THIS WAS THE ONE.
1875
01:00:54,825 --> 01:00:55,739
- YOU DO?
1876
01:00:55,826 --> 01:00:56,914
- I'M PRETTY SURE I JUST
1877
01:00:57,001 --> 01:00:58,611
DUMPED A BABY INSIDE YOU.
1878
01:00:58,698 --> 01:00:59,612
- I HOPE SO.
1879
01:00:59,699 --> 01:01:02,006
- ME TOO.
1880
01:01:02,093 --> 01:01:02,920
ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO
1881
01:01:03,007 --> 01:01:04,095
GET DRESSED.
1882
01:01:04,182 --> 01:01:05,052
OKAY--
1883
01:01:05,139 --> 01:01:06,663
- NO, STAY, STAY, STAY.
1884
01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:08,273
- OKAY.
1885
01:01:21,112 --> 01:01:23,114
- I DIDN'T GAMBLE THE MONEY.
1886
01:01:30,861 --> 01:01:31,862
- ♪ NEVER WANT ♪
1887
01:01:31,949 --> 01:01:32,950
♪ TO SAY GOOD-BYE ♪
1888
01:01:33,037 --> 01:01:35,126
♪ JUST HELLO AGAIN ♪
1889
01:01:35,213 --> 01:01:36,475
♪ BIRTHDAY CARDS AND ♪
1890
01:01:36,562 --> 01:01:39,652
♪ THE WISHES THAT YOU SEND ♪
1891
01:01:39,739 --> 01:01:40,871
♪ THINGS ARE ALL ♪
1892
01:01:40,958 --> 01:01:45,353
- WHOA.
1893
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,704
I FUCKING HATE YOU.
1894
01:01:50,228 --> 01:01:52,317
- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
1895
01:01:52,404 --> 01:01:53,231
- WELL, AFTER YOU BEAT DOWN
1896
01:01:53,318 --> 01:01:54,188
THE TELEVISION,
1897
01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:56,277
I WAS RECONSIDERING.
1898
01:02:00,325 --> 01:02:02,806
SO...
1899
01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:05,373
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
1900
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:07,811
- NO.
1901
01:02:07,898 --> 01:02:09,377
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
1902
01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:10,988
- I WOULD DIE FOR YOU.
1903
01:02:11,075 --> 01:02:13,686
- I KNOW.
1904
01:02:13,773 --> 01:02:16,341
THAT'S MORBID.
1905
01:02:16,428 --> 01:02:17,690
IT'S SWEET, THOUGH.
1906
01:02:17,777 --> 01:02:19,039
- I WOULD. I WOULD DIE FOR YOU.
1907
01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:20,519
- I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND
1908
01:02:20,606 --> 01:02:21,346
IF THE OPPORTUNITY EVER
1909
01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:23,827
PRESENTS ITSELF.
1910
01:02:34,141 --> 01:02:38,319
COME MAKE LOVE TO ME.
1911
01:02:43,977 --> 01:02:45,065
- IS IT KOREAN?
1912
01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:46,110
- OH, SHUT UP BEFORE I CHANGE
1913
01:02:46,197 --> 01:02:48,199
MY MIND.
1914
01:02:53,030 --> 01:02:55,119
- BABY, THIS IS SO--
1915
01:02:55,206 --> 01:02:56,033
- OH!
1916
01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:03,214
- OH, TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.
1917
01:03:03,301 --> 01:03:04,128
- I LOVE YOU, BABY.
1918
01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:06,043
- OH, OH, LOUDER!
1919
01:03:06,130 --> 01:03:06,870
- I LOVE YOU, BABY.
1920
01:03:13,659 --> 01:03:16,227
- OH, BABY.
1921
01:03:16,314 --> 01:03:19,230
OH, MY GOD.
1922
01:03:21,232 --> 01:03:23,321
OH, MY GOD.
1923
01:03:26,324 --> 01:03:29,414
- WHY ELSE?
1924
01:03:29,501 --> 01:03:31,068
- WHAT?
1925
01:03:31,155 --> 01:03:34,245
- WHY ELSE DO YOU LOVE ME?
1926
01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:38,466
- I CAN'T HELP IT.
1927
01:03:38,553 --> 01:03:42,862
YOU ARE THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS.
1928
01:03:42,949 --> 01:03:43,907
YOU'RE THE GIRL I USED TO
1929
01:03:43,994 --> 01:03:47,345
FANTASIZE ABOUT AS A KID.
1930
01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:51,523
AND NOW, I GOT YOU.
1931
01:03:51,610 --> 01:03:53,090
I GOT YOU.
1932
01:03:53,177 --> 01:03:56,658
I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
1933
01:03:56,745 --> 01:03:58,443
- I LOVE YOU.
1934
01:04:05,754 --> 01:04:06,930
- LET'S GO TO BED.
1935
01:04:07,017 --> 01:04:09,802
- YEAH.
1936
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:14,024
RIGHT AFTER YOU TAKE A SHOWER.
1937
01:04:19,029 --> 01:04:20,117
- OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT.
1938
01:04:20,204 --> 01:04:21,727
- HEAR WHAT?
1939
01:04:21,814 --> 01:04:23,642
- YOUR SEX TALK.
1940
01:04:23,729 --> 01:04:24,773
- MY WHAT?
1941
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:25,644
- MMM, YEAH, I WANT TO HEAR YOU
1942
01:04:25,731 --> 01:04:27,341
TALK DIRTY TO ME.
1943
01:04:27,428 --> 01:04:28,516
- OH, OKAY.
1944
01:04:28,603 --> 01:04:31,302
UM, OKAY, JUST GIVE A SECOND.
1945
01:04:31,389 --> 01:04:34,653
- MM-HMM.
1946
01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:35,567
- ALL RIGHT, I'LL JUMP-START
1947
01:04:35,654 --> 01:04:36,394
YOU, OKAY.
1948
01:04:36,481 --> 01:04:39,919
- THANK YOU.
1949
01:04:40,006 --> 01:04:43,009
- MMM, OH, THAT FEELS GOOD.
1950
01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:46,360
- OH, OKAY, YEAH, OH, YEAH.
1951
01:04:46,447 --> 01:04:47,971
OH, YOUR BOOBS--
1952
01:04:48,058 --> 01:04:49,886
YES, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU BOUNCE
1953
01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:51,148
YOUR BOOBS LIKE THAT, LIKE A--
1954
01:04:51,235 --> 01:04:54,238
LIKE A BOUNCY HOUSE, YEAH!
1955
01:04:54,325 --> 01:04:55,326
OKAY, CAN I START AGAIN?
1956
01:04:55,413 --> 01:04:57,328
- PLEASE.
1957
01:04:57,415 --> 01:05:00,592
OKAY.
1958
01:05:00,679 --> 01:05:01,680
- YEAH.
1959
01:05:01,767 --> 01:05:03,377
YEAH, OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.
1960
01:05:03,464 --> 01:05:04,509
FUCK ME.
1961
01:05:04,596 --> 01:05:05,510
FUCK ME HARD.
1962
01:05:05,597 --> 01:05:06,728
FUCK ME HARD!
1963
01:05:06,815 --> 01:05:08,948
FUCK ME HARDER THAN HARD.
1964
01:05:09,035 --> 01:05:09,775
YEAH!
1965
01:05:09,862 --> 01:05:10,863
FUCK ME HARD.
1966
01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:12,169
FUCK ME HARD, HARD, HARD.
1967
01:05:12,256 --> 01:05:14,649
FU--HARDER...
1968
01:05:15,650 --> 01:05:16,608
- THAT WAS GOOD.
1969
01:05:16,695 --> 01:05:17,435
- MAYBE I SHOULD HOLD
1970
01:05:17,522 --> 01:05:18,349
THE CAMERA.
1971
01:05:18,436 --> 01:05:19,959
- YEAH, GOOD IDEA.
1972
01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:21,874
HERE, HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON.
1973
01:05:21,961 --> 01:05:24,790
OKAY.
1974
01:05:24,877 --> 01:05:25,791
- WHAT'S WRONG?
1975
01:05:25,878 --> 01:05:26,879
- SHH-SHH-SHH-SHH-SHH.
1976
01:05:26,966 --> 01:05:27,793
- WHAT?
1977
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:28,620
WHAT DO YOU HEAR?
1978
01:05:28,707 --> 01:05:29,577
IS IT YOUR EX?
1979
01:05:29,664 --> 01:05:30,535
- OH, DON'T BE SO JUMPY.
1980
01:05:30,622 --> 01:05:31,318
I'M GOING OVER MY LINES
1981
01:05:31,405 --> 01:05:32,145
IN MY HEAD.
1982
01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:32,754
- YOUR LINES?
1983
01:05:32,841 --> 01:05:33,581
YOU HAVE LINES?
1984
01:05:33,668 --> 01:05:36,715
- OKAY, OKAY.
1985
01:05:36,802 --> 01:05:38,978
OH.
1986
01:05:39,065 --> 01:05:41,546
OH, GOD, THAT'S RIGHT.
1987
01:05:41,633 --> 01:05:43,461
THAT'S THE SPOT.
1988
01:05:43,548 --> 01:05:45,463
THAT'S THE SPOT.
1989
01:05:45,550 --> 01:05:46,812
THAT FEELS SO GOOD.
1990
01:05:46,899 --> 01:05:48,379
THAT FEELS SO GOOD.
1991
01:05:48,466 --> 01:05:49,510
GOD, I LIKE IT
1992
01:05:49,597 --> 01:05:50,685
WHEN YOU FUCK ME LIKE THAT.
1993
01:05:50,772 --> 01:05:51,817
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LIKE IT
1994
01:05:51,904 --> 01:05:52,557
WHEN YOU FUCK ME LIKE THAT?
1995
01:05:52,644 --> 01:05:55,038
FEELS SO GOOD.
1996
01:05:56,691 --> 01:05:57,910
- UH, IS THAT REAL,
1997
01:05:57,997 --> 01:05:59,564
OR ARE THOSE YOUR LINES?
1998
01:05:59,651 --> 01:06:00,913
- PRETTY GOOD, AREN'T I?
1999
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:01,914
- OH.
2000
01:06:02,001 --> 01:06:03,046
- COME ON, GIMME THIS.
2001
01:06:03,133 --> 01:06:03,916
- I THOUGHT I WAS HOLDING
2002
01:06:04,003 --> 01:06:05,048
THE CAMERA.
2003
01:06:05,135 --> 01:06:05,918
- NO, NO, I NEED YOU TO HOLD
2004
01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:07,398
THE PROP.
2005
01:06:07,485 --> 01:06:08,834
HERE.
2006
01:06:08,921 --> 01:06:11,228
OKAY, TURN IT ON.
2007
01:06:13,143 --> 01:06:14,274
- OH, MY GOD, THAT IS LOUD.
2008
01:06:14,361 --> 01:06:16,755
- OH, YEAH.
2009
01:06:16,842 --> 01:06:18,496
OH, OH, THAT FEELS GOOD.
2010
01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:19,323
- THAT IS, LIKE,
2011
01:06:19,410 --> 01:06:20,672
LAWN MOWER LOUD.
2012
01:06:20,759 --> 01:06:23,066
- OH, IT'S WORKING.
2013
01:06:23,153 --> 01:06:24,154
- IF IT WASN'T WORKING,
2014
01:06:24,241 --> 01:06:25,329
I WOULD BE VERY CONCERNED.
2015
01:06:25,416 --> 01:06:27,766
- OH, JUST MOVE IT SLOW, SLOW,
2016
01:06:27,853 --> 01:06:28,767
SLOW, SLOW, SLOW, SLOW!
2017
01:06:28,854 --> 01:06:29,898
SLOW.
2018
01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:31,074
- WHEN YOU'VE USED THIS BEFORE,
2019
01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:31,857
HAVE THE NEIGHBORS EVER CALLED
2020
01:06:31,944 --> 01:06:32,858
TO COMPLAIN?
2021
01:06:32,945 --> 01:06:33,685
- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
2022
01:06:33,772 --> 01:06:36,079
YOU HOLD THIS.
2023
01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:38,995
HANG ON.
2024
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:41,780
- WHOA.
2025
01:06:41,867 --> 01:06:43,173
- MM-HMM.
2026
01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:45,610
THAT'S RIGHT.
2027
01:06:54,227 --> 01:06:55,228
- HERE, COME ON.
2028
01:06:55,315 --> 01:06:55,968
- UH, YOU GOT LUBE ON YOUR
2029
01:06:56,055 --> 01:06:56,925
HANDS.
2030
01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:58,101
YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO--
2031
01:06:58,188 --> 01:06:59,189
- OKAY, I WANT YOU TO FOCUS ON
2032
01:06:59,276 --> 01:07:00,886
THE SEX, AND I WILL FOCUS
2033
01:07:00,973 --> 01:07:02,061
ON THE TAPE.
2034
01:07:02,148 --> 01:07:03,193
- OKAY, I'M JUST SAYING,
2035
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,020
YOU MIGHT WANT TO USE TWO HANDS.
2036
01:07:04,107 --> 01:07:05,108
- I KNOW.
2037
01:07:05,195 --> 01:07:05,891
YOU THINK I'M NOT CAPABLE
2038
01:07:05,978 --> 01:07:06,718
OF HOLDING ON--
2039
01:07:06,805 --> 01:07:08,459
- OH, FUCK ME!
2040
01:07:08,546 --> 01:07:09,286
- OH, YEAH, THERE IT IS.
2041
01:07:09,373 --> 01:07:10,461
- FUCK ME!
2042
01:07:10,548 --> 01:07:12,854
- I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU.
2043
01:07:12,941 --> 01:07:13,812
OH, GOD.
2044
01:07:13,899 --> 01:07:14,552
OH, GOD, I'VE GOT TO GET
2045
01:07:14,639 --> 01:07:15,988
SOME ICE.
2046
01:07:16,075 --> 01:07:16,989
- WHAT?
2047
01:07:17,076 --> 01:07:17,816
- SWEETIE, YOUR NOSE
2048
01:07:17,903 --> 01:07:19,122
IS BLEEDING.
2049
01:07:19,209 --> 01:07:20,297
- OH, SHIT.
2050
01:07:20,384 --> 01:07:22,995
I'M OKAY.
2051
01:07:23,082 --> 01:07:24,649
I'M OKAY.
2052
01:07:24,736 --> 01:07:26,346
- I'M--I'M SORRY.
2053
01:07:26,433 --> 01:07:28,000
I'M TRYING TOO HARD.
2054
01:07:28,087 --> 01:07:30,089
JUST...
2055
01:07:35,921 --> 01:07:37,531
I SHOULD GET YOU SOME ICE.
2056
01:07:37,618 --> 01:07:41,144
- WAIT.
2057
01:07:41,231 --> 01:07:45,061
NOT YET.
2058
01:07:45,148 --> 01:07:46,888
- NOT YET.
2059
01:07:46,975 --> 01:07:48,020
THAT'S THE SEXIEST THING YOU'VE
2060
01:07:48,107 --> 01:07:49,021
SAID ALL DAY.
2061
01:08:08,127 --> 01:08:10,086
- MM, MM.
2062
01:08:11,304 --> 01:08:13,306
MM?
2063
01:08:32,151 --> 01:08:32,891
- OH.
2064
01:08:32,978 --> 01:08:33,718
- MM-HMM.
2065
01:08:33,805 --> 01:08:35,067
- MMM.
2066
01:08:35,154 --> 01:08:37,069
MMM.
2067
01:08:37,156 --> 01:08:38,026
- MORNING.
2068
01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,072
- MMM, GOOD MORNING.
2069
01:08:40,159 --> 01:08:41,204
YOU REMEMBERED.
2070
01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:43,380
- YEAH, MM-HMM.
2071
01:08:48,646 --> 01:08:49,386
BABY?
2072
01:08:49,473 --> 01:08:50,561
- MM-HMM?
2073
01:08:50,648 --> 01:08:51,997
- DID YOU EAT A SHIT SANDWICH
2074
01:08:52,084 --> 01:08:52,998
LAST NIGHT?
2075
01:08:53,085 --> 01:08:54,086
- OH, MY GOD, REALLY?
2076
01:08:54,173 --> 01:08:55,218
IS IT REALLY BAD?
2077
01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:56,306
- WELL, YOUR BREATH TASTES LIKE
2078
01:08:56,393 --> 01:08:57,176
DOG POO.
2079
01:08:57,263 --> 01:08:58,308
IS THAT BAD?
2080
01:08:58,395 --> 01:08:59,396
- WELL, THEN DON'T KISS ME.
2081
01:08:59,483 --> 01:09:00,484
- OH, NO, NO, I DIDN'T SAY
2082
01:09:00,571 --> 01:09:01,267
I DIDN'T WANT TO KISS YOU.
2083
01:09:01,354 --> 01:09:02,007
- I'M SO GROSS.
2084
01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:04,488
- OKAY, I DON'T WANT
2085
01:09:04,575 --> 01:09:05,228
TO KISS YOU.
2086
01:09:05,315 --> 01:09:06,185
I'M GONNA HURL.
2087
01:09:06,272 --> 01:09:07,752
- WAY TO KILL THE MOOD.
2088
01:09:07,839 --> 01:09:08,927
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
2089
01:09:09,014 --> 01:09:10,058
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
2090
01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:11,234
- I'M GONNA BRUSH MY TEETH.
2091
01:09:11,321 --> 01:09:12,409
- OH, NO, IT'LL TAKE TOO LONG.
2092
01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:13,584
- HONEY, I GOT TO PEE.
2093
01:09:13,671 --> 01:09:14,454
- WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT
2094
01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:15,586
OF THAT BEFORE.
2095
01:09:15,673 --> 01:09:16,935
- DO YOU WANT ME TO PEE ON YOU?
2096
01:09:17,022 --> 01:09:18,241
- YEAH, NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
2097
01:09:18,328 --> 01:09:19,590
- SERIOUSLY, I GOT TO GO.
2098
01:09:19,677 --> 01:09:21,418
SEXY NOSE STRIPS BY THE WAY.
2099
01:09:21,505 --> 01:09:24,116
- HEY, I WEAR THESE THINGS
2100
01:09:24,203 --> 01:09:25,204
FOR YOU.
2101
01:09:42,090 --> 01:09:43,657
- HEY, ARE YOU STARTING
2102
01:09:43,744 --> 01:09:44,832
WITHOUT ME?
2103
01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:47,531
- IT'S MY TOOTHBRUSH, ASSHOLE.
2104
01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:51,012
- HEY, COME ON, HONEY.
2105
01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:52,100
I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL NIGHT.
2106
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:52,927
- WELL, YOU CAN WAIT A FEW
2107
01:09:53,014 --> 01:09:54,799
MORE MINUTES.
2108
01:09:54,886 --> 01:09:58,281
- I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SLEEP.
2109
01:09:58,368 --> 01:10:00,326
GOD HELP YOU IF I START READING
2110
01:10:00,413 --> 01:10:02,285
THIS BOOK AGAIN.
2111
01:10:02,372 --> 01:10:04,200
LINCOLN JUST FREED THE SLAVES.
2112
01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:05,157
IT'S STARTING TO GET GOOD.
2113
01:10:06,071 --> 01:10:06,898
- YOU READY?
2114
01:10:06,985 --> 01:10:07,725
- YEAH, I'M READY.
2115
01:10:07,812 --> 01:10:08,682
I'M READY.
2116
01:10:08,769 --> 01:10:09,466
I'M ABOUT TO SEND IN
2117
01:10:09,553 --> 01:10:14,993
A SEARCH PARTY.
2118
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:16,647
WOW.
2119
01:10:16,734 --> 01:10:17,822
- I STASHED IT IN THE BATHROOM
2120
01:10:17,909 --> 01:10:19,650
LAST NIGHT.
2121
01:10:19,737 --> 01:10:20,651
- I FIGURED, YOU KNOW, SINCE
2122
01:10:20,738 --> 01:10:23,001
IT'S BEEN A WHILE...
2123
01:10:23,088 --> 01:10:24,742
- IT'S ABOUT TO GO A LOT FASTER
2124
01:10:24,829 --> 01:10:25,917
NOW.
2125
01:10:26,004 --> 01:10:27,005
- OOH, DON'T THREATEN ME WITH
2126
01:10:27,092 --> 01:10:27,919
A GOOD TIME.
2127
01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:33,272
- OH, MY GOD.
2128
01:10:37,624 --> 01:10:38,364
HONEY?
2129
01:10:38,451 --> 01:10:39,931
- YEAH?
2130
01:10:40,018 --> 01:10:42,281
- I DEFINITELY WANT TO ADD
2131
01:10:42,368 --> 01:10:43,413
THIS TO OUR CHORE WHEEL.
2132
01:11:07,132 --> 01:11:09,047
- WE NEVER MADE IT TO YELLOW.
2133
01:11:09,134 --> 01:11:11,571
- HMM, NEXT TIME.
2134
01:11:11,658 --> 01:11:12,703
I MEAN, IF THERE'S A NEXT TIME.
2135
01:11:12,790 --> 01:11:13,878
NO PRESSURE.
2136
01:11:13,965 --> 01:11:16,359
- NO, NO, I'D LIKE THAT.
2137
01:11:16,446 --> 01:11:19,362
- GREAT, I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.
2138
01:11:19,449 --> 01:11:23,931
- ME TOO.
2139
01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:26,804
- I CAN'T FEEL MY FEET.
2140
01:11:26,891 --> 01:11:28,109
- I'M SORRY IF I'M SQUISHING
2141
01:11:28,196 --> 01:11:30,329
YOU OR ANYTHING.
2142
01:11:34,681 --> 01:11:35,421
- WHAT?
2143
01:11:35,508 --> 01:11:36,292
WHAT IS IT?
2144
01:11:36,379 --> 01:11:38,294
WHAT?
2145
01:11:38,381 --> 01:11:39,599
- THE CONDOM.
2146
01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:41,906
- DID IT BREAK?
2147
01:11:41,993 --> 01:11:42,907
- I DON'T KNOW.
2148
01:11:42,994 --> 01:11:44,038
IT'S NOT HERE.
2149
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:45,301
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NOT HERE"?
2150
01:11:45,388 --> 01:11:48,260
- I--I MEAN, I THINK
2151
01:11:48,347 --> 01:11:49,392
IT FELL OFF.
2152
01:11:49,479 --> 01:11:50,915
- NO, NO-NO-NO, DON'T SAY THAT.
2153
01:11:51,002 --> 01:11:51,742
DON'T SAY THAT.
2154
01:11:51,829 --> 01:11:52,569
DON'T TELL ME.
2155
01:11:52,656 --> 01:11:53,396
DON'T SAY THAT.
2156
01:11:53,483 --> 01:11:54,266
- IT'S NOT HERE.
2157
01:11:54,353 --> 01:11:55,963
- FUCK.
2158
01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:56,790
- I'M SORRY.
2159
01:11:56,877 --> 01:11:57,922
I FELL ASLEEP.
2160
01:11:58,009 --> 01:11:59,184
- FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.
2161
01:11:59,271 --> 01:12:00,751
- DO YOU WANT ME TO, UH,
2162
01:12:00,838 --> 01:12:01,969
HELP YOU LOOK FOR IT?
2163
01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:02,970
- OH, THE BATHROOM?
2164
01:12:03,057 --> 01:12:03,928
- RIGHT THERE.
2165
01:12:04,015 --> 01:12:04,972
- OKAY.
2166
01:12:05,059 --> 01:12:05,886
- UH...
2167
01:12:05,973 --> 01:12:07,148
- OH, FUCK, FUCK.
2168
01:12:07,235 --> 01:12:09,760
- OH...UM...
2169
01:12:09,847 --> 01:12:11,979
IT...
2170
01:12:12,066 --> 01:12:15,287
WELL, IS IT IN THERE?
2171
01:12:15,374 --> 01:12:16,854
- FUCK.
2172
01:12:16,941 --> 01:12:17,768
- IS THAT A YES?
2173
01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:18,856
- IT'S SLIPPERY.
2174
01:12:18,943 --> 01:12:19,813
I CAN'T GET A HOLD OF IT.
2175
01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:20,597
- OH, THAT IS NOT GOOD.
2176
01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:22,947
UM...UM...
2177
01:12:23,034 --> 01:12:23,774
DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU
2178
01:12:23,861 --> 01:12:26,951
SOME...TWEEZERS?
2179
01:12:27,038 --> 01:12:30,258
OR, UH...
2180
01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:40,617
OH, THIS IS BAD, ISN'T IT?
2181
01:12:40,704 --> 01:12:44,534
- IT'S NOT GOOD.
2182
01:12:44,621 --> 01:12:49,234
- ARE YOU ON THE PILL?
2183
01:12:49,321 --> 01:12:50,148
- IT'S REALLY HARD TO GET
2184
01:12:50,235 --> 01:12:51,062
PREGNANT.
2185
01:12:51,149 --> 01:12:52,063
- IT IS, ISN'T IT?
2186
01:12:52,150 --> 01:12:53,194
- I MEAN, REALLY HARD.
2187
01:12:53,281 --> 01:12:53,978
SOME PEOPLE, THEY TRY FOR YEARS,
2188
01:12:54,065 --> 01:12:54,935
AND THEY CAN'T.
2189
01:12:55,022 --> 01:12:55,762
- RIGHT, IT'S HARD.
2190
01:12:55,849 --> 01:12:56,415
- SO WHAT ARE THE CHANCES,
2191
01:12:56,502 --> 01:12:57,198
RIGHT?
2192
01:12:57,285 --> 01:12:58,025
- CLOSE TO NONE.
2193
01:12:58,112 --> 01:12:59,636
PROBABLY NONE.
2194
01:12:59,723 --> 01:13:02,073
- YEAH.
2195
01:13:04,902 --> 01:13:06,991
- YEAH.
2196
01:13:07,078 --> 01:13:07,818
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, I THINK
2197
01:13:07,905 --> 01:13:09,472
I BETTER GO.
2198
01:13:09,559 --> 01:13:10,560
- NO, NO, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T
2199
01:13:10,647 --> 01:13:11,517
HAVE TO.
2200
01:13:11,604 --> 01:13:12,475
- YEAH, I SHOULD GO.
2201
01:13:12,562 --> 01:13:13,998
IT'S LATE.
2202
01:13:14,085 --> 01:13:17,001
- WELL, OKAY.
2203
01:13:17,088 --> 01:13:18,176
- I HAD A REALLY, REALLY
2204
01:13:18,263 --> 01:13:19,482
GOOD TIME.
2205
01:13:19,569 --> 01:13:21,092
- YEAH, SO DID I.
2206
01:13:21,179 --> 01:13:22,093
- I'M REALLY SORRY I SCARED
2207
01:13:22,180 --> 01:13:23,268
YOU THAT WAY.
2208
01:13:23,355 --> 01:13:24,400
- NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T SCARE ME.
2209
01:13:24,487 --> 01:13:24,922
I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD APOLOGIZE
2210
01:13:25,009 --> 01:13:25,749
TO YOU.
2211
01:13:25,836 --> 01:13:26,750
I'M SORRY.
2212
01:13:26,837 --> 01:13:28,273
- IT'S FINE, HONESTLY.
2213
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:29,100
- BUT I MEAN--
2214
01:13:29,187 --> 01:13:30,057
- NO, IT'S FINE.
2215
01:13:30,144 --> 01:13:30,971
NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND.
2216
01:13:31,058 --> 01:13:32,756
REALLY, IT'S FINE.
2217
01:13:32,843 --> 01:13:34,714
I'M SURE OF IT.
2218
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:37,587
- OKAY.
2219
01:13:37,674 --> 01:13:38,936
- OKAY.
2220
01:13:39,023 --> 01:13:41,199
WELL...
2221
01:13:48,772 --> 01:13:49,512
BYE.
2222
01:13:52,297 --> 01:13:54,299
- BYE.
2223
01:14:04,135 --> 01:14:07,704
- HMM, YOU STILL WANT TO?
2224
01:14:09,357 --> 01:14:13,405
- SHH, GO BACK TO SLEEP.
2225
01:14:13,492 --> 01:14:14,232
- COME ON.
2226
01:14:14,319 --> 01:14:15,494
WE CAN.
2227
01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:17,583
LET'S TRY IT.
2228
01:14:17,670 --> 01:14:20,456
GENTLY, HUH?
2229
01:14:20,543 --> 01:14:21,413
- BABY, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE
2230
01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:22,240
YOU DO THIS.
2231
01:14:22,327 --> 01:14:25,286
- NO, I WANT TO.
2232
01:14:25,373 --> 01:14:28,246
IF IT HURTS, WE'LL STOP.
2233
01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:29,203
OKAY?
2234
01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:30,466
- I'LL GET A CONDOM.
2235
01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:32,250
- NO, YOU DON'T NEED ONE.
2236
01:14:32,337 --> 01:14:33,251
I'M BREAST-FEEDING.
2237
01:14:33,338 --> 01:14:35,122
I CAN'T GET PREGNANT.
2238
01:14:35,209 --> 01:14:35,949
- YOU CAN'T?
2239
01:14:36,036 --> 01:14:37,429
- YEAH.
2240
01:14:46,177 --> 01:14:48,266
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, NO, NO, NO.
2241
01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:49,746
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
2242
01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:50,703
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD
2243
01:14:50,790 --> 01:14:52,009
OF AN AIR EMBOLISM?
2244
01:14:52,096 --> 01:14:52,923
- WHAT?
2245
01:14:53,010 --> 01:14:54,446
- AN AIR EMBOLISM.
2246
01:14:54,533 --> 01:14:55,578
IF AIR GETS TRAPPED IN THE
2247
01:14:55,665 --> 01:14:56,970
BLOOD VESSELS, I COULD DIE.
2248
01:14:57,057 --> 01:14:58,058
- BUT THAT'S, LIKE, JUST FOR
2249
01:14:58,145 --> 01:15:00,452
THE FIRST FEW DAYS, RIGHT?
2250
01:15:00,539 --> 01:15:01,279
- DO YOU REALLY WANT
2251
01:15:01,366 --> 01:15:02,106
TO TEST IT?
2252
01:15:04,195 --> 01:15:05,762
- COME ON, GET BACK UP HERE.
2253
01:15:05,849 --> 01:15:09,461
- WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S--
2254
01:15:09,548 --> 01:15:10,462
- WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
2255
01:15:12,856 --> 01:15:14,814
- YEAH.
2256
01:15:14,901 --> 01:15:15,772
- I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
2257
01:15:15,859 --> 01:15:16,599
WANT TO WAIT.
2258
01:15:16,686 --> 01:15:17,600
- WHY?
2259
01:15:17,687 --> 01:15:19,558
- UNTIL YOU'RE READY.
2260
01:15:19,645 --> 01:15:20,516
- WELL, I'M NEVER GONNA BE
2261
01:15:20,603 --> 01:15:21,821
READY.
2262
01:15:21,908 --> 01:15:23,954
- OH.
2263
01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:26,304
- LOOK, HONEY, THIS ISN'T
2264
01:15:26,391 --> 01:15:27,479
SO MUCH ABOUT ME NEEDING
2265
01:15:27,566 --> 01:15:28,306
TO HEAL, OKAY.
2266
01:15:28,393 --> 01:15:30,700
I--I JUST...
2267
01:15:31,918 --> 01:15:32,789
WHEN I LOOK AT WHAT THIS DID
2268
01:15:32,876 --> 01:15:34,573
TO MY BODY AND MY MIND
2269
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:37,707
AND MY SANITY, I JUST KIND OF...
2270
01:15:37,794 --> 01:15:38,795
I DON'T KNOW.
2271
01:15:38,882 --> 01:15:39,970
I'M FREAKING OUT A LITTLE,
2272
01:15:40,057 --> 01:15:42,886
YOU KNOW?
2273
01:15:42,973 --> 01:15:43,713
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
2274
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,323
THEY SAY.
2275
01:15:45,410 --> 01:15:47,630
- WHAT DO THEY SAY?
2276
01:15:47,717 --> 01:15:48,500
- GOT TO GET BACK UP
2277
01:15:48,587 --> 01:15:49,893
ON THAT HORSE.
2278
01:15:49,980 --> 01:15:52,852
- OH, REALLY, HORSE?
2279
01:15:52,939 --> 01:15:55,159
- THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
2280
01:15:55,246 --> 01:15:56,377
- YOU THINK YOU'RE MAYBE
2281
01:15:56,464 --> 01:15:58,336
FLATTERING YOURSELF A LITTLE?
2282
01:15:58,423 --> 01:15:59,511
- IT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
2283
01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:02,079
I'M JUST--I'M JUST REPEATING.
2284
01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:05,822
- OKAY.
2285
01:16:05,909 --> 01:16:07,345
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, THOUGH.
2286
01:16:07,432 --> 01:16:08,476
IF WE DON'T DO IT NOW,
2287
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,652
IT'S JUST GONNA BE TWICE AS HARD
2288
01:16:09,739 --> 01:16:10,522
TOMORROW.
2289
01:16:10,609 --> 01:16:11,610
- YEAH.
2290
01:16:11,697 --> 01:16:12,916
THINK ABOUT IT IN A WEEK.
2291
01:16:14,265 --> 01:16:15,179
- IT'LL BE BRUTAL.
2292
01:16:17,181 --> 01:16:21,228
OKAY, COME HERE, COME HERE.
2293
01:16:26,103 --> 01:16:26,843
HEY, BABY?
2294
01:16:26,930 --> 01:16:28,627
- YEAH?
2295
01:16:28,714 --> 01:16:29,759
- THANKS FOR LOVING ME
2296
01:16:29,846 --> 01:16:34,111
EVEN THOUGH I'M FALLING APART.
2297
01:16:34,198 --> 01:16:35,242
- I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER LOVED
2298
01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:36,766
YOU MORE THAN RIGHT NOW...
2299
01:16:36,853 --> 01:16:37,680
- OOH.
2300
01:16:37,767 --> 01:16:40,117
- IN THIS MOMENT.
2301
01:16:40,204 --> 01:16:41,248
- REALLY?
2302
01:16:41,335 --> 01:16:43,076
- YEAH.
2303
01:16:43,163 --> 01:16:45,165
- AWW.
2304
01:17:03,662 --> 01:17:05,751
- ♪ HE DOESN'T KNOW ♪
2305
01:17:05,838 --> 01:17:11,104
♪ ANY BETTER ♪
2306
01:17:11,191 --> 01:17:12,236
- ARE YOU GONNA MISS EATING
2307
01:17:12,323 --> 01:17:13,585
MEAT?
2308
01:17:13,672 --> 01:17:16,980
- NO, NOT AT ALL.
2309
01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:26,729
ARE YOU OKAY?
2310
01:17:26,816 --> 01:17:28,600
BABY, DOES IT STILL HURT?
2311
01:17:28,687 --> 01:17:31,429
- IT'S NOT THAT.
2312
01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:34,911
THAT'S NOT WHY I'M CRYING.
2313
01:17:34,998 --> 01:17:38,915
- WHAT IS IT?
2314
01:17:39,002 --> 01:17:42,832
- NO, I'M JUST--I'M HAPPY.
2315
01:17:42,919 --> 01:17:44,529
- YOU DON'T LOOK HAPPY.
2316
01:17:44,616 --> 01:17:47,445
- I AM.
2317
01:17:47,532 --> 01:17:50,709
J.T., I'M--I'M NOT DELUSIONAL.
2318
01:17:50,796 --> 01:17:51,623
I KNOW WE'RE NOT GONNA GET
2319
01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:53,277
MARRIED ONE DAY.
2320
01:17:53,364 --> 01:17:54,626
WE HAVE OUR WHOLE LIVES AHEAD
2321
01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:55,758
OF US.
2322
01:17:55,845 --> 01:17:57,760
AND LIFE, COLLEGE,
2323
01:17:57,847 --> 01:17:58,848
AND EVERYTHING THAT'S GONNA
2324
01:17:58,935 --> 01:17:59,979
PULL US APART.
2325
01:18:00,066 --> 01:18:00,850
- HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
2326
01:18:00,937 --> 01:18:03,330
- NO, I KNOW THAT.
2327
01:18:03,417 --> 01:18:04,288
I KNOW THAT AS MUCH AS
2328
01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:05,202
I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA EAT
2329
01:18:05,289 --> 01:18:05,942
ANOTHER HAMBURGER.
2330
01:18:06,029 --> 01:18:06,769
- I'M NOT.
2331
01:18:06,856 --> 01:18:07,683
OKAY, I SWEAR.
2332
01:18:07,770 --> 01:18:11,121
- BABY, IT'S FINE.
2333
01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:14,777
ALL I'M SAYING IS...
2334
01:18:14,864 --> 01:18:18,868
I'M GLAD THIS WAS WITH YOU.
2335
01:18:18,955 --> 01:18:19,782
- TRACEY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
2336
01:18:19,869 --> 01:18:20,870
ABOUT?
2337
01:18:20,957 --> 01:18:21,653
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE STARTING
2338
01:18:21,740 --> 01:18:22,959
TO SCARE ME.
2339
01:18:23,046 --> 01:18:26,963
- JUST PROMISE ME
2340
01:18:27,050 --> 01:18:28,878
THAT WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED TO
2341
01:18:28,965 --> 01:18:32,751
SOME LUCKY WOMAN WHO ISN'T ME,
2342
01:18:32,838 --> 01:18:36,320
AND YOU HAVE THREE KIDS,
2343
01:18:36,407 --> 01:18:42,195
BIG HOUSE, CAR, AND A GREAT JOB,
2344
01:18:42,282 --> 01:18:46,765
I NEED...
2345
01:18:46,852 --> 01:18:48,201
JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL THINK
2346
01:18:48,288 --> 01:18:50,987
ABOUT ME ONCE IN A WHILE.
2347
01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:54,555
- BABY, I'M GONNA BE WITH YOU.
2348
01:18:54,642 --> 01:18:55,992
- WHAT'S MY HUSBAND GONNA THINK
2349
01:18:56,079 --> 01:18:58,516
ABOUT THAT?
2350
01:18:58,603 --> 01:18:59,735
- SHUT UP, OKAY?
2351
01:18:59,822 --> 01:19:02,389
YOU'RE JUST BEING STUPID.
2352
01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:05,741
COME HERE.
2353
01:19:05,828 --> 01:19:08,178
- ♪ HE DOESN'T FEEL ♪
2354
01:19:08,265 --> 01:19:13,749
♪ MUCH LIKE HANGING OUT ♪
2355
01:19:13,836 --> 01:19:16,273
♪ HE DOESN'T EVEN ♪
2356
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:18,231
♪ THINK TO CALL HER ♪
2357
01:19:18,318 --> 01:19:20,016
- I'M SORRY THAT THIS WASN'T
2358
01:19:20,103 --> 01:19:22,018
AS ROMANTIC AS YOUR CHILDHOOD
2359
01:19:22,105 --> 01:19:24,194
DREAM.
2360
01:19:24,281 --> 01:19:26,370
- NO, THIS IS BETTER
2361
01:19:26,457 --> 01:19:28,720
'CAUSE YOU'RE HERE.
2362
01:19:28,807 --> 01:19:30,548
- BABY.
2363
01:19:30,635 --> 01:19:35,727
I LOVE YOU.
2364
01:19:35,814 --> 01:19:37,381
REALLY, THAT'S THE FACE YOU MAKE
2365
01:19:37,468 --> 01:19:38,382
WHEN I SAY THAT?
2366
01:19:38,469 --> 01:19:40,210
- NO, NO, I'M LEAKING.
2367
01:19:40,297 --> 01:19:41,820
- OH, NO, THAT'S NORMAL.
2368
01:19:41,907 --> 01:19:43,430
ALL WE NEED IS ONE
2369
01:19:43,517 --> 01:19:46,259
MOTIVATED SPERM.
2370
01:19:46,346 --> 01:19:47,565
IT'S GOOD.
2371
01:19:47,652 --> 01:19:48,740
- MEN ARE MESSY.
2372
01:19:48,827 --> 01:19:51,569
I DON'T KNOW HOW WOMEN DO IT.
2373
01:19:51,656 --> 01:19:54,441
- 15 MORE MINUTES, OKAY?
2374
01:19:54,528 --> 01:19:56,530
- OKAY.
2375
01:19:58,532 --> 01:20:01,448
- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SAM?
2376
01:20:01,535 --> 01:20:02,754
- FOR A BOY OR A GIRL?
2377
01:20:02,841 --> 01:20:06,236
- EITHER, SAMANTHA OR SAMUEL.
2378
01:20:06,323 --> 01:20:08,891
- MMM, I DON'T THINK SO.
2379
01:20:08,978 --> 01:20:10,849
MY TOP THREE BOY NAMES ARE
2380
01:20:10,936 --> 01:20:16,159
BRANDON, STUART, AND GREGORY.
2381
01:20:16,246 --> 01:20:18,857
- WELL, SAMUEL'S IN MY TOP
2382
01:20:18,944 --> 01:20:19,815
THREE.
2383
01:20:19,902 --> 01:20:21,512
- NAH, I DON'T THINK SO.
2384
01:20:21,599 --> 01:20:22,861
- WHAT GIVES YOU A SAY IN
2385
01:20:22,948 --> 01:20:24,776
MY TOP THREE?
2386
01:20:24,863 --> 01:20:27,083
- TASTE.
2387
01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:29,912
- OKAY, BABY.
2388
01:20:29,999 --> 01:20:33,872
WHAT ABOUT GIRLS?
2389
01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:41,271
SO, MOM, DAD...
2390
01:20:41,358 --> 01:20:45,928
I WANTED YOU BOTH TO KNOW THAT
2391
01:20:46,015 --> 01:20:48,800
I'M PREGNANT.
2392
01:20:48,887 --> 01:20:49,801
- PREGNANT, HOW?
2393
01:20:49,888 --> 01:20:50,628
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD
2394
01:20:50,715 --> 01:20:52,499
A BOYFRIEND.
2395
01:20:52,586 --> 01:20:54,110
- WELL, ACTUALLY, I WENT TO
2396
01:20:54,197 --> 01:20:57,809
A FERTILITY CLINIC, AND I GOT
2397
01:20:57,896 --> 01:20:59,942
ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED.
2398
01:21:00,029 --> 01:21:03,032
- THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING.
2399
01:21:03,119 --> 01:21:04,163
THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING.
2400
01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:06,513
I AM RELIGIOUS ABOUT THAT PILL.
2401
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,820
I MEAN, I AM A BIRTH CONTROL
2402
01:21:08,907 --> 01:21:09,647
JUNKIE.
2403
01:21:13,216 --> 01:21:14,391
THAT'S A NICE TRY.
2404
01:21:14,478 --> 01:21:16,219
AH, THAT'S FUNNY.
2405
01:21:16,306 --> 01:21:17,829
- SUSAN SAID THAT WHEN SHE
2406
01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:19,004
GAVE BIRTH, THE DOCTOR TOLD HER
2407
01:21:19,091 --> 01:21:20,527
TO PUSH SO HARD, SHE--
2408
01:21:20,614 --> 01:21:22,312
SHE JUST TOOK A GIANT SHIT
2409
01:21:22,399 --> 01:21:23,182
ALL OVER THE DELIVERY ROOM
2410
01:21:23,269 --> 01:21:24,009
TABLE.
2411
01:21:24,096 --> 01:21:24,880
- REALLY?
2412
01:21:24,967 --> 01:21:25,706
- YEAH.
2413
01:21:25,793 --> 01:21:26,838
- OH-HO-HO-HO.
2414
01:21:26,925 --> 01:21:27,708
- THROUGHOUT MY ENTIRE FRESHMAN
2415
01:21:27,795 --> 01:21:28,840
YEAR AT COLLEGE...
2416
01:21:28,927 --> 01:21:31,234
DIDN'T MEAN I WAS PREGNANT.
2417
01:21:31,321 --> 01:21:33,932
- WHAT IS THAT?
2418
01:21:34,019 --> 01:21:36,935
- IT'S A TUMOR.
2419
01:21:37,022 --> 01:21:37,849
- NO, IT'S NOT.
2420
01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:39,503
- I KNOW IT'S NOT.
2421
01:21:39,590 --> 01:21:40,765
- IS THAT BLUE?
2422
01:21:40,852 --> 01:21:41,940
- NO, IT'S NOT BLUE.
2423
01:21:42,027 --> 01:21:43,028
IT'S NOT EVEN A SHADE OF BLUE.
2424
01:21:43,115 --> 01:21:45,030
IT'S MORE LIKE A LAVENDER.
2425
01:21:45,117 --> 01:21:46,336
- BUT IS IT MORE BLUE THAN RED?
2426
01:21:46,423 --> 01:21:48,164
- YES, IT'S MORE BLUE THAN RED.
2427
01:21:48,251 --> 01:21:50,688
- SHIT.
2428
01:21:50,775 --> 01:21:52,342
- I DON'T KNOW YOUR MIDDLE NAME
2429
01:21:52,429 --> 01:21:53,778
OR YOUR FAVORITE FOOD
2430
01:21:53,865 --> 01:21:55,258
OR YOUR FAVORITE BOOK.
2431
01:21:55,345 --> 01:21:56,346
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF
2432
01:21:56,433 --> 01:21:57,695
TOOTHPASTE YOU USE.
2433
01:21:57,782 --> 01:21:58,914
OR DO YOU SURF?
2434
01:21:59,001 --> 01:22:00,089
'CAUSE YOU--YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE
2435
01:22:00,176 --> 01:22:01,786
A SURFER, AND I'M NOT.
2436
01:22:01,873 --> 01:22:03,396
- OKAY, YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT
2437
01:22:03,483 --> 01:22:04,702
FOLLOWING ME.
2438
01:22:04,789 --> 01:22:06,269
I AM PREGNANT.
2439
01:22:06,356 --> 01:22:07,966
WE ARE PREGNANT.
2440
01:22:08,053 --> 01:22:11,535
HOLY SHIT, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
2441
01:22:11,622 --> 01:22:12,536
- MAYBE WE SHOULD WATCH
2442
01:22:12,623 --> 01:22:14,538
THE TAPE AND FIND OUT.
2443
01:22:14,625 --> 01:22:15,713
- GWEN.
2444
01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:16,670
GWEN, TELL ME
2445
01:22:16,757 --> 01:22:18,194
YOU'RE FULL OF CRAP.
2446
01:22:18,281 --> 01:22:19,369
- THAT'S RIGHT!
2447
01:22:19,456 --> 01:22:20,761
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
2448
01:22:20,848 --> 01:22:23,199
- YEAH!
2449
01:22:23,286 --> 01:22:24,461
- NAILED IT!
2450
01:22:24,548 --> 01:22:26,637
AHH, HA-HA!
2451
01:22:33,165 --> 01:22:34,427
- UH, ALL RIGHT.
2452
01:22:34,514 --> 01:22:35,646
DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR
2453
01:22:35,733 --> 01:22:38,649
ART PROJECTS HOME.
2454
01:22:47,310 --> 01:22:50,617
- YAY!
2455
01:22:50,704 --> 01:22:51,749
- MOM, WHERE DO BABIES
2456
01:22:51,836 --> 01:22:53,577
COME FROM?
2457
01:22:53,664 --> 01:22:54,621
- ♪ MORNING BREAKS ♪
2458
01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:55,927
♪ WITH A SHATTER ♪
2459
01:22:56,014 --> 01:22:56,667
♪ AS WE PUT IT BACK TOGETHER ♪
2460
01:22:56,754 --> 01:22:57,755
- CAREFUL, GUYS.
2461
01:22:57,842 --> 01:22:58,930
- ♪ PIECE BY PIECE ♪
2462
01:22:59,017 --> 01:23:01,933
♪ WE'RE SIDE BY SIDE ♪
2463
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:03,152
♪ IT'S THE LAST PLACE ♪
2464
01:23:03,239 --> 01:23:04,805
♪ THE NIGHT LEFT US ♪
2465
01:23:04,892 --> 01:23:06,024
♪ WHEN WE FELL ASLEEP ♪
2466
01:23:06,111 --> 01:23:08,940
♪ IN ITS ARMS ♪
2467
01:23:09,027 --> 01:23:10,028
♪ AND LIKE YOU ♪
2468
01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:10,942
♪ I'M LOST AND LONELY ♪
2469
01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:12,248
♪ WE EMBRACED ♪
2470
01:23:12,335 --> 01:23:13,945
♪ YES, YOU AND I ♪
2471
01:23:14,032 --> 01:23:17,166
- I THINK BABIES COME FROM...
2472
01:23:21,170 --> 01:23:23,824
- I THINK BABIES COME FROM
2473
01:23:23,911 --> 01:23:25,609
THE SKY.
2474
01:23:25,696 --> 01:23:27,089
- I KNOW WHERE BABIES COME
2475
01:23:27,176 --> 01:23:32,268
FROM, AND IT'S MOMMY'S VAGINA.
2476
01:23:32,355 --> 01:23:34,705
- I THINK BABIES COME FROM...
2477
01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:39,971
VAGINAS.
2478
01:23:40,058 --> 01:23:40,972
- WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME
2479
01:23:41,059 --> 01:23:41,973
THAT QUESTION?
2480
01:23:42,060 --> 01:23:43,105
MAYBE THEY COME FROM--
2481
01:23:43,192 --> 01:23:45,629
I DON'T KNOW--LIKE, AN EGG?
2482
01:23:45,716 --> 01:23:47,283
- I THINK BABIES COME FROM
2483
01:23:47,370 --> 01:23:48,980
MOMMY'S STOMACH.
2484
01:23:49,067 --> 01:23:51,548
I THINK THEY JUST APPEAR.
2485
01:23:51,635 --> 01:23:53,158
THEY JUST GROW.
2486
01:23:53,245 --> 01:23:54,812
- THEY CUT THE BELLY,
2487
01:23:54,899 --> 01:23:57,728
AND THEN THEY TAKE THE BABY OUT.
2488
01:23:57,815 --> 01:24:01,514
AND THEN IT STARTS TO BE
2489
01:24:01,601 --> 01:24:02,994
A BROTHER.
2490
01:24:03,081 --> 01:24:04,126
- I THINK GOD PUTS THEM IN
2491
01:24:04,213 --> 01:24:05,562
A MOMMY'S TUMMY.
2492
01:24:05,649 --> 01:24:07,303
AND THEN THEY JUST SWIM AROUND
2493
01:24:07,390 --> 01:24:09,087
IN THE WATER THAT SHE'S DRUNK.
2494
01:24:09,174 --> 01:24:11,220
- SO FIRST THE BABY IS IN
2495
01:24:11,307 --> 01:24:12,699
THE MOMMY'S BELLY.
2496
01:24:12,786 --> 01:24:13,744
THEN SHE HAS TO GO TO
2497
01:24:13,831 --> 01:24:14,832
THE BATHROOM.
2498
01:24:14,919 --> 01:24:17,008
SHE POOPS THE BABY OUT,
2499
01:24:17,095 --> 01:24:20,403
AND THAT'S WHY WE ALWAYS STINK.
2500
01:24:22,448 --> 01:24:24,363
- THE DOCTOR OPENS UP
2501
01:24:24,450 --> 01:24:27,192
THE ZIPPER, AND THEN THEIR BABY
2502
01:24:27,279 --> 01:24:28,280
COMES OUT, AND THEN
2503
01:24:28,367 --> 01:24:30,500
THEY SEW IT BACK TOGETHER.
2504
01:24:30,587 --> 01:24:31,414
- AND THEN WHEN THE BABY'S
2505
01:24:31,501 --> 01:24:32,589
TIRED OF SWIMMING,
2506
01:24:32,676 --> 01:24:34,721
THE DOCTOR JUST TICKLES THE
2507
01:24:34,808 --> 01:24:37,028
MOMMY AS MUCH AS HE CAN UNTIL
2508
01:24:37,115 --> 01:24:39,117
THE BABY JUST POPS RIGHT OUT.
2509
01:24:39,204 --> 01:24:40,858
- I SAW ON THE COMPUTER
2510
01:24:40,945 --> 01:24:42,686
A DOG HAVING A BABY.
2511
01:24:42,773 --> 01:24:45,558
AND--AND IT DOESN'T COME OUT
2512
01:24:45,645 --> 01:24:46,864
THE DOOKIE HOLE.
2513
01:24:46,951 --> 01:24:48,039
I THINK IT COMES OUT OF
2514
01:24:48,126 --> 01:24:49,171
ANOTHER HOLE.
2515
01:24:49,258 --> 01:24:51,042
AND--AND IT'S LIKE POO,
2516
01:24:51,129 --> 01:24:52,870
LIKE, UH!
2517
01:24:52,957 --> 01:24:55,394
ARR!
2518
01:24:55,481 --> 01:24:58,571
- THEY HAVE SEX.
2519
01:24:58,658 --> 01:25:02,706
THAT MEANS THAT THEY MAKE OUT...
2520
01:25:02,793 --> 01:25:04,273
NUDE.
2521
01:25:07,841 --> 01:25:12,237
- OUT OF THE BOOBY BOOBY,
2522
01:25:12,324 --> 01:25:14,935
HEE-YOW!
2523
01:25:15,022 --> 01:25:15,893
- WHY ARE YOU TAKING A--
2524
01:25:15,980 --> 01:25:16,894
- WHO'S BIGGER THAN US?
2525
01:25:16,981 --> 01:25:17,634
- WHEN ARE YOU TAKING
2526
01:25:17,721 --> 01:25:18,635
THE PICTURE?
2527
01:25:18,722 --> 01:25:19,897
- AND--AND WE'RE NOT,
2528
01:25:19,984 --> 01:25:21,028
AND WE'RE NOT...
2529
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:21,812
- WHEN ARE GONNA TAKE THE--
2530
01:25:21,899 --> 01:25:22,943
- A BABY ANYMORE
2531
01:25:23,030 --> 01:25:26,382
BECAUSE WE'RE BIG, BIG BOYS.
2532
01:25:26,469 --> 01:25:27,557
SEE?
2533
01:25:27,644 --> 01:25:28,384
- MARK.
2534
01:25:28,471 --> 01:25:29,254
I'LL HOLD THIS.
2535
01:25:29,341 --> 01:25:30,125
I'LL HOLD THIS.
2536
01:25:30,212 --> 01:25:31,256
I'LL HOLD IT.
2537
01:25:31,343 --> 01:25:32,039
I'M JUST GONNA PUT IT RIGHT HERE
2538
01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:32,779
SO WE CAN--
2539
01:25:33,954 --> 01:25:36,740
- ♪ SHINING STARS ♪
2540
01:25:36,827 --> 01:25:40,744
♪ WELL, I KNOW THEY ARE ♪
2541
01:25:40,831 --> 01:25:42,572
♪ SHINING IN YOUR EYES ♪
2542
01:25:42,659 --> 01:25:43,834
♪ YOU HOLD THEM WITH GRACE ♪
2543
01:25:43,921 --> 01:25:46,750
♪ AND ELEGANCE AND SWEET POISE ♪
2544
01:25:46,837 --> 01:25:49,622
♪ NOW THAT I KNOW THOSE ♪
2545
01:25:49,709 --> 01:25:52,625
♪ SHINING STARS ♪
2546
01:25:52,712 --> 01:25:57,108
♪ WELL, I KNOW THEY ARE ♪
2547
01:25:57,195 --> 01:25:58,936
♪ SHINING IN YOUR EYES ♪
2548
01:25:59,023 --> 01:26:02,244
♪ GIRL, I CAN SEE ♪
2549
01:26:02,331 --> 01:26:04,333
♪ OOH, BABY, I CAN SEE ♪
2550
01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:06,248
♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪
2551
01:26:06,335 --> 01:26:08,337
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
2552
01:26:08,424 --> 01:26:10,121
♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪
2553
01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:12,036
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
2554
01:26:12,123 --> 01:26:14,343
♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪
2555
01:26:14,430 --> 01:26:16,040
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
2556
01:26:16,127 --> 01:26:18,608
♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪
2557
01:26:18,695 --> 01:26:20,131
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
2558
01:26:20,218 --> 01:26:22,438
♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪
2559
01:26:22,525 --> 01:26:24,135
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
2560
01:26:24,222 --> 01:26:26,529
♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪
2561
01:26:26,616 --> 01:26:28,226
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
2562
01:26:28,313 --> 01:26:30,533
♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪
2563
01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:32,274
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
2564
01:26:32,361 --> 01:26:34,624
♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪
2565
01:26:34,711 --> 01:26:36,365
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
2566
01:26:36,452 --> 01:26:38,715
♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪
2567
01:26:38,802 --> 01:26:40,238
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
2568
01:26:40,325 --> 01:26:43,372
♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪
2569
01:26:43,459 --> 01:26:47,811
♪ OOH, SAID, BABY, I CAN SEE ♪
2570
01:26:47,898 --> 01:26:50,901
♪ OOH, BABY, I CAN SEE ♪
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