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RUPAUL: Previously,
on Canada's Drag Race...
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BROOKE LYNN: For this
week's maxi challenge,
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we are playing Snatch Game!
[cheering]
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BROOKE LYNN: Welcome to Canada's
newest game show sensation!
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SCARLETT: When you're tired
of your shitty old one,
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just throw on a new one,
and you'll be good to go!
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[laughter]
JIMBO: You miss your mother?
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Smell my goddamn fingers!
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Mariah Carey
is an extremely hard person
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to make funny,
and it didn't work for you.
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STACEY: Priyanka.
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JEFFREY: There were so many
places to go with Miss Cleo,
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and you didn't go to
any of those places.
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PRIYANKA: I fucked up real bad.
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STACEY: Jimbo, condragulations.
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You are the winner
of this week's challenge.
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JIMBO: Oh my god!
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STACEY: Priyanka...
Chanté, you stay.
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Kiara...
Sashay away.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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LEMON: My girl Kiki
just went home,
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and I definitely think
she had a lot more to show.
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She's an iconic lip syncher,
so I feel like if she was up
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against anyone else, she would
have sent that bitch packing.
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PRIYANKA: She says,
"Kiara...
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"Love you guys.
Have fun cleaning!"
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What a bitch!
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PRIYANKA: Kiara used an entire
tube of lipstick on this mirror.
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PRIYANKA: I think we're
gonna need an extended episode
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for this mirror clean.
[laughter]
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SCARLETT: I can't wait to see
these girls drop like flies!
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I'm just starting to get
annoyed at everybody now.
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SCARLETT: God, get that fucking
headpiece away from me!
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BOA: I'm sorry!
Okay, okay.
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SCARLETT: Oh my god,
this thing is so annoying.
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ILONA: It's so annoying, right?
SCARLETT: Yeah.
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LEMON: Don't call her a thing.
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Her name's Boa.
BOA: Fuck you, bitch.
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SCARLETT: Okay, once we've
put this one back in her cage,
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can we celebrate
being top seven?
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[cheering]
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LEMON: So Jimbo,
welcome to the winner's circle!
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[cheering]
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LEMON: I thought Jimbo was
phenomenal at Snatch Game.
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Like, the characterization was
just 100% Joan Rivers perfect.
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JIMBO: Thank you.
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JIMBO: I am on cloud nine.
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[as Joan Rivers]
Melissa will be so proud
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and so happy to see
her mother back in action.
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LEMON: And then stepping out
like this, as Celine, was...
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BOA: Yeah, you look good.
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LEMON: ...the cherry on top
of a phenomenal week for you.
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RITA: It was your time to shine.
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LEMON: Yeah, bitch.
I'm really happy for you.
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ILONA: Jimbo's really
like serving it lately,
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and once again,
I'm a safe sissy,
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which I'm not mad at but
I'm not happy about it either.
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PRIYANKA: I'm part of the top
and the bottom club now.
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BOA: She's versed.
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PRIYANKA: Everybody
is big competition here.
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If I'm being specific,
probably everybody sitting
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on this side of the room.
[laughter]
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ILONA: Okay.
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SCARLETT: How interesting,
coming from someone
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who just had to lip synch
their way out of the bottom two.
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Me and Boa have not
had to lip synch once,
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so... go fuck yourself.
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BOA: I want to get this
fucking thing off my head!
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QUEENS: Yeah!
Do it!
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Take it off!
BOA: Together, let's burn it!
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ILONA: Yes, bitch.
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You just hit me in
the face, you cunt!
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JIMBO: This is a competition,
and at the end of the day,
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you've gotta say,
"Fuck these bitches."
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I'm a fucking star.
PRIYANKA: Ah!
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LEMON: [laughs]
JIMBO: From this point on,
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I need to make sure
that I am the one
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that's standing out always.
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JIMBO: I'm a motherfuckin'
winner, baby.
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♪
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RUPAUL: The winner of
Canada's Drag Race receives
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a year of hotel
stays from Hilton
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and a cash prize of $100.000.
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With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
Stacey McKenzie,
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and Brooke Lynn Hytes.
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With tonight's extra special
guest host, Tom Green.
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♪
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♪
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PRIYANKA: [squeals]
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SCARLETT: Today is
a new day in the workroom,
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and we're getting
down to the wire.
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Seven queens are left.
This is crazy!
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LEMON: So, Priyanka,
you survived a lip synch.
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How do you feel?
PRIYANKA: [laughs]
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SCARLETT: She's
delusional, honey.
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PRIYANKA: I feel
very, very good about it.
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I'm very happy.
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I'm obviously not happy
that Kiara's gone,
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like that's obvious,
but I got to perform,
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and I feel very
proud about that.
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JIMBO: And how do you feel,
now that your French sister
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has gone back to la maison?
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RITA: I feel like I have
to fight for two now, so...
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ILONA: Aw.
BOA: You're pregnant?
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[laughter]
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RITA: Kiara was just eliminated.
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She's my little
sister from Montreal,
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and now I feel like I'm
surrounded by English people,
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and nobody understands me.
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SCARLETT: So, Boa, how do
you feel about your warning?
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BOA: Oh, god.
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STACEY: Boa,
you need to bring it.
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BOA: Absolutely.
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STACEY: Stop sleeping,
and wake up, and bring it.
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BOA: I have a fire under my ass,
and I'm just like
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ready to fucking give it.
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I'm nervous but I'm excited
because it's like
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it's kind of what
I needed, you know?
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SCARLETT: It was like
Tynomi's final warning.
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BOA: Bitch, what?
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PRIYANKA: Vicious!
QUEEN: Bobo!
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SCARLETT: What?
PRIYANKA: Sissy's getting shady.
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LEMON: Sissy's over
being safe, I feel.
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SCARLETT: Ah!
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[siren]
[gasps & cheering]
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QUEEN: We've got Ru-mail!
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RUPAUL: O Canada!
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She done already
done had herses!
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RUPAUL: My queens, Canada's
first drag race superstar
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needs to be able to hit and run,
whip lashes into shape,
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and bounce back,
after she's been rear-ended.
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Can I get a witness?
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♪
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JEFFREY: Hey, ladies!
QUEENS: Hieee.
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JEFFREY: Bonjour.
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Are you ready to get intuitive?
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ILONA: Ooh!
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JEFFREY: For today's
mini challenge,
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you'll be feeling
your Star 69 fantasies
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as psychic hotline operators
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for Ho-Ho's Astral Alliance.
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PRIYANKA: You know when
they say, like, you know,
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salt on the wound?
That's that.
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The wound was Miss Cleo,
and then here we are just
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pouring salt on it,
and I'm like, "Ahh!"
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JEFFREY: One at a time,
you'll pick up the phone
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to help a mystery caller
with a dire problem
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that only a mystic can solve.
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Ladies, this is
an improv challenge.
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The queen who
entertains myself
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and our mystery caller
the most, wins.
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You have 20 minutes
to get into your most divine
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divination quick drag,
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and your makeup stations
have been stocked with goodies
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from Anastasia Beverly Hills,
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to help bring
the fantasy to life.
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Ready...
PRIYANKA: Oh.
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JEFFREY: Set...
SCARLETT: Oh.
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JEFFREY: Go!
PRIYANKA: Ah!
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[laughter]
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BOA: Where the fuck
are my brushes?
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ILONA: More lashes!
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This is a good day
in the workroom.
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PRIYANKA: Thank you,
Anastasia Beverly Hills!
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SCARLETT: Oh, look at that.
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Oh, yeah.
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JEFFREY: Time's up!
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♪
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♪
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♪
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RITA: I'm clueless.
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I don't know who the person
on the other side is.
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It's really a mystery caller.
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[telephone ringing]
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RITA: Hello, Crustina speaking.
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How may I guide you today?
CRYSTAL: Hi.
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Thank you so much
for taking my call.
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RITA: Can you tell me if you
are male, female, non-binary,
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or you don't care
about that crap?
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CRYSTAL: Oh, I mean
who cares these days?
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RITA: And are you sure
you're not really attracted
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to women because I am single?
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That son of a bitch.
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PRIYANKA: Hi, who dis?
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CRYSTAL: I've been
dating this guy,
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and he just won't get off
his phone when we're together.
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How do I get him to get out of
those DM's and to slide into me?
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PRIYANKA: Let me check
the cards for your advice, okay?
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Let me check the cards.
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Okay, I pulled the devil card.
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CRYSTAL: Uh-oh.
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PRIYANKA: [sighs]
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CRYSTAL: Is that good, or...?
PRIYANKA: He just died.
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He dead now.
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But have you ever
had sex with a ghost?
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CRYSTAL: Will there
be any pottery?
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PRIYANKA: Like Patrick Swayze
and Demi Moore, bitch?
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CRYSTAL: Yeah, I don't know.
PRIYANKA: No, bitch,
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you're gonna be having sex
with Whoopi Goldberg tonight.
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It's gonna be that kind of shit.
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You in danger, girl.
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You in danger.
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CRYSTAL: [chuckles]
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ILONA: My inspiration is to just
go into this and be myself,
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and be like a total
fucking raging bitch.
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CRYSTAL: Thank you so much
for taking my call.
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ILONA: I mean, I hadn't
picked up the phone yet,
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but hi, how are ya?
CRYSTAL: [laughs]
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I just want to know
what the future holds.
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ILONA: Like, I think
you need to look deep into
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your crystal ball.
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Oh, wait, you don't have one.
That's why you're calling me.
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CRYSTAL: I'm paying
3.99 a minute for this?
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ILONA: Yeah.
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JEFFREY: Your caller
has hung up.
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She's had it, officially.
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ILONA: Thank god,
because so have I.
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[telephone ringing]
SCARLETT: [gasps] Hello!
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Hello there, darling.
Hello!
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SCARLETT: I've been having
an affair with a married man,
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and he says he really loves me.
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What does
the future hold for us?
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SCARLETT: Oh, I see very large
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dick energy coming your way!
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BOA: Hello, Boa's hotline.
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CRYSTAL: You have such
a delicate speaking voice.
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BOA: For 3.99, you can get me,
and guess what?
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I am not just a psychic.
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I'm a stripper!
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Ooh, bitch.
CRYSTAL: Hello?
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BOA: Oh yeah!
CRYSTAL: Hello?
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BOA: Hello.
Do you want this?
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Mm.
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Oh, yeah.
CRYSTAL: I mean, I'm not sure.
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BOA: Four pairs of boobs
for the price of one!
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Ooh.
CRYSTAL: Wow.
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Hello?
BOA: I'm getting into it.
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Oh-ho-ho!
I want to stay here.
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I'm having a fun time.
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JEFFREY: Security!
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Security!
BOA: Not again!
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I'm banned from
the mall for a reason!
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[laughter]
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♪
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[telephone rings]
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LEMON: I knew
that was gonna happen.
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Hey, bitch.
What's up?
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CRYSTAL: I've been having
an affair with a married man.
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What does
the future hold for us?
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LEMON: Oh, well,
let me just like real quickly
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check your cards.
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Uh, okay, that's good.
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Uh, that's really good.
CRYSTAL: Oh, great!
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LEMON: Nothing to worry about.
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I would just watch for
pianos above your head,
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like for the next six hours.
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Yeah, just be like really
careful because, like, you know?
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CRYSTAL: So I'm gonna
be crushed to death?
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LEMON: Not, no.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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CRYSTAL: Okay, thanks.
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LEMON: Yeah, literally,
no problem, girlie.
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[giggles]
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JEFFREY: I think you've
been disconnected, Lemon.
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LEMON: I knew that.
JEFFREY: [laughs]
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JIMBO: Yes, hello!
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Thank you for calling Ho-Ho's.
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CRYSTAL: I've been
seeing a married man.
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JIMBO: Oh, my!
My favourite kind.
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CRYSTAL: So is he gonna
leave his wife for me?
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JIMBO: No, never, unfortunately.
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You've got what they
call a butter face.
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He likes everything
but your face.
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I can see much
more than you know,
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including that hideous mole
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on your left testicle.
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CRYSTAL: Oh, I had that
removed years ago.
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JIMBO: That's what you think,
but still waters run deep,
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just as dark moles do.
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[evil laugh]
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[evil laugh]
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Oh...
Mm.
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JEFFREY: Aura my goddess!
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You all have a gift!
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I just hope our mystery
caller kept the receipts.
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You wanna know who she is?
QUEENS: Yes!
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JEFFREY: She's crossed
the pond just for you.
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From RuPaul's Drag Race UK...
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It's Crystal!
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[cheering & applause]
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00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,903
PRIYANKA: Crystal from
RuPaul's Drag Race UK
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00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,504
and I'm like in shock!
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PRIYANKA: Holy shit!
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00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:15,108
JEFFREY: Welcome home, sis.
CRYSTAL: Thank you.
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You guys all look amazing.
[laughter]
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LEMON: Come on, Canadian legend.
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CRYSTAL: Come on, bag of chips.
[laughter]
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JEFFREY: Now,
of all you mediums,
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00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:30,757
one of you was extra-large.
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Lemon, con-drag-ulations,
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you are the winner of today's
mini challenge. [applause]
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LEMON: I knew you
were gonna say that.
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00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,298
[laughter]
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00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,401
JEFFREY: You've won
$1.000 of stylish eyewear
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from Bailey Nelson
to keep your visions in focus.
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Con-drag-ulations.
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[applause]
LEMON: Thank you.
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LEMON: I just won $1.000
of Bailey Nelson sunglasses,
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and I am gagging.
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JEFFREY: Crystal,
any last words of wisdom
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00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,485
for your Canadian sisters?
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00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,888
CRYSTAL: Stay sparkly,
transparent, and cheap.
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00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,657
[applause & laughter]
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JEFFREY: Ladies,
have you suffered a clap back
316
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,028
related personal injury?
317
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:11,831
Are you seeking a settlement
for your stolen trade,
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00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,367
looking to divorce
your drag mother?
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00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:18,304
Well, it's time
for some poetic justice.
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For this week's maxi challenge,
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you'll be getting
downright judicial
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00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:27,780
in your very own late-night
law firm TV commercials.
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00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,550
#CanadasDragRace.
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Working in teams, you'll
be creating ads to promote
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your legal services
to queens in need of counsel.
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Lemon, as this week's
mini challenge winner,
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you'll be choosing the teams.
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LEMON: I get to choose the teams
for this week's maxi challenge!
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JEFFREY: There'll be two teams
of two, and one team of three,
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so begin assembling.
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LEMON: [laughs]
332
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JEFFREY: Stay out of my shot,
girl.
333
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,978
[laughs]
334
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:01,047
LEMON: I'm gonna snag
Priyanka for myself.
335
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,482
PRIYANKA: Thank you.
336
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,951
LEMON: I am gonna put
our sissies together.
337
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,419
ILONA: Sissies.
338
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,887
LEMON: So I put
the sissies together,
339
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,689
thinking it would be a great
little match because they're
340
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,758
such good friends, and then
Scarlett's looking at me
341
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,260
down the room like...
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00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,162
SCARLETT: "I'm gonna
put the sissies together,"
343
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,997
like just with like
that conniving little
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00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,501
fucking bitchy tone.
"I'm from New York."
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00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:26,172
LEMON: And I will have our team
three be Rita, Jimbo, and Boa.
346
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,840
BOA: I haven't won
a maxi challenge yet,
347
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,676
and I really feel like I need to
because winning something
348
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,045
like that would be the kick
in the ass that I need.
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JEFFREY: Ladies, are you
ready to get litigious?
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ILONA: Yes.
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JEFFREY: Gentlemen,
start your engines,
352
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and may the best woman win.
353
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,456
LEMON: Okay.
[laughter]
354
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,291
PRIYANKA: Okay, let's think
structure before the ideas.
355
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,793
LEMON: I totally think so, yeah.
356
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:50,163
PRIYANKA: How do you feel about
starting with reenactments?
357
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,631
LEMON: I love it.
358
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,566
Have you ever experienced
something like this?
359
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,601
And then it goes
to a reenactment.
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PRIYANKA: Cut to...
LEMON: Again, have you ever...
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PRIYANKA: Not only
are we starring and writing
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these commercials,
we're also directing it,
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00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,608
calling the camera shots.
364
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,377
It's a lot.
365
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,912
LEMON: I'm Kitty,
and I'm Kat.
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00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:09,382
LEMON: Me and Priyanka are Kitty
and Kat, the pussy protectors,
367
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:12,652
and if your pussy is in
an accident, we will save you.
368
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,654
LEMON: Have you death dropped
and you can't get up?
369
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,489
Like...
PRIYANKA: Oh!
370
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,324
LEMON: Have you popped
a split and a hip?
371
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,959
PRIYANKA: You know what?
I can do some gymnastics.
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00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,694
[laughter]
373
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,397
LEMON: This is a serious issue
for drag queens everywhere,
374
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,867
so me and Priyanka are just
here to protect your vagina.
375
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,335
[laughs]
376
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:30,737
PRIYANKA: When
your puss has a crash.
377
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,939
LEMON: When your puss has
a crash, we'll get you the cash.
378
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:36,042
[laughter]
379
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,478
PRIYANKA: I really hope
that the vision that we wrote
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00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,913
on those papers and on
that script just come to life
381
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,749
and make those judges laugh.
382
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,517
BOA: How are you feeling, good?
JIMBO: Oh, we're feeling good.
383
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,419
I love this team!
BOA: I'm so excited.
384
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,687
JIMBO: Yeah.
385
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,822
JIMBO: Today's maxi challenge
is to come up with
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00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:53,559
a lady lawyer character,
and then to write an infomercial
387
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,895
selling our legal services.
388
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,530
RITA: I think he has an idea.
389
00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,433
JIMBO: Kind of like play
on the idea that stagettes
390
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,102
are always kind of
taking over the gay bar
391
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,004
and destroying the drag show.
BOA: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
392
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:08,174
JIMBO: And so we could be
like, yeah, like a lawsuit,
393
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,842
and then you could be
the drag queen we're harassing.
394
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,811
BOA: Amazing.
Oh my god, that's so good.
395
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,312
BOA: Goosh!
Goosh!
396
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:15,848
I'm fuckin' excited.
Oh my god, those are my girls.
397
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,184
We're gonna have fun.
We're gonna be stupid.
398
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,352
RITA: She's getting married.
399
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,653
She's getting mar--
400
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,588
RITA: Our concept
for this infomercial,
401
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,323
we are a powerful law firm...
402
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:25,858
BOA: I love that.
403
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,794
RITA: ...facing issues
with bachelorette parties.
404
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,563
JIMBO: What would our law firm
be called, would you say?
405
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,732
BOA: Uh...
406
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:36,302
JIMBO: How about something
like "Something Dick and Harry"?
407
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:39,071
BOA: I am not used to writing
things, and the time is ticking,
408
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,007
so we gotta crank this out.
409
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:44,710
BOA: Queens United Every...
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00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,946
♪
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00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,515
BOA: I get in my head.
It's my anxieties.
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00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,752
And I'm trying my best
to break out of it.
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00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:57,857
RITA: But it has to say
something about getting married.
414
00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:01,928
RITA: I do realize that
we do not work the same way.
415
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:05,665
We're just trying to adapt
our styles to make it match.
416
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,333
ILONA: Here's our solution.
417
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,868
Do you want to be our sissy?
418
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,736
Leave your sissy
and join our sisterhood.
419
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,071
[laughter]
420
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:15,341
ILONA: We're becoming
late-night TV lawyers
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00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,410
in our very own infomercial.
422
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,612
SCARLETT: Has your sissy
ever not lent you jewelry?
423
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:23,382
SCARLETT: It's like
a law firm/hitman agency.
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00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,284
ILONA: Is your
sissy getting sour?
425
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:28,821
Oh, we'll both do it
at the same time, spit.
426
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,123
[giggles]
Holy shit.
427
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,092
Like, after we say each thing,
we'll act it out.
428
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,527
SCARLETT: No, no, no.
429
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,863
No, they usually list
a whole bunch of stuff.
430
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,264
ILONA: It's not a cut.
It's a voiceover.
431
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,665
SCARLETT: No, but they
have to go to us first,
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00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,033
like we have to have
an introduction.
433
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,302
ILONA: Yeah, so our introduction
is "Hi, we're so and so,
434
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,972
"and so and so..."
Okay.
435
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,640
So...
436
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,041
SCARLETT: I got
a little snarky with her.
437
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,777
In my head it was like,
"Wah, wah, wah, wah."
438
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,614
There was like fuckin'
rockets going off.
439
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,749
SCARLETT: I just like, I don't--
we need to figure out
440
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,119
where we're doing with cuts.
441
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,721
ILONA: Scarlett...
442
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,357
SCARLETT: Okay, whatever, just
run with it, like, I don't care.
443
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,925
ILONA: Girl, this isn't
the fucking Hunger Games.
444
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,493
You need to settle
down a little bit.
445
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,928
SCARLETT: How are
we gonna do a voiceover
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00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,529
while we're acting it out?
Because we need to be
447
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,098
acting it out.
ILONA: Oh, no, so we would
448
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,833
record the voiceover,
and then we would act it out.
449
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,134
SCARLETT: Doesn't make sense.
450
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,769
ILONA: Okay, for an editing
standpoint, yes it does,
451
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:21,374
but if you don't get that,
we can move on from that.
452
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,742
JEFFREY: Ladies, I'm back!
453
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,278
Is there a lawyer in the house?
454
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,512
PRIYANKA: Hi, Jeffrey.
How are you?
455
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:27,747
JEFFREY: Hi, Priyanka.
I'm excellent.
456
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,848
How are we feeling?
457
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,416
PRIYANKA: We worked
together very well.
458
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,852
JEFFREY: Any worries in
particular for this challenge?
459
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,221
LEMON: I feel like we just
both want to do so well,
460
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,822
and we want to
make it to the end.
461
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,558
PRIYANKA: And it is
a timed challenge too, right?
462
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,026
We have so many things
that we want to do.
463
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,594
We're being a little ambitious.
464
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,330
JEFFREY: As long as you bring
the true essence of who you are
465
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,098
to every challenge,
and nothing less,
466
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,067
and get rid of
all of the hubbub,
467
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,936
bullshit voices in your head
telling you that you're not
468
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,071
good enough,
you're gonna shine.
469
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,040
PRIYANKA: I didn't make
the judges laugh last week,
470
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,742
but this week,
I'm just praying
471
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,844
that they're all just
dying of laughter,
472
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:02,148
because if they're not,
you in danger, girl.
473
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,416
JEFFREY: Trust yourselves.
474
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,084
Trust your instincts.
475
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,086
We know you've both got it.
Now bring it to us, 'aite?
476
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,021
LEMON: Absolutely.
PRIYANKA: Peace!
477
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,257
JEFFREY: Scarlett BoBo
and Ilona Verley.
478
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,327
SCARLETT & ILONA: Hello.
JEFFREY: Can I call you IloBo?
479
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,661
[laughter]
SCARLETT: No, it's what?
480
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,463
It's Bolona.
ILONA: Bolona.
481
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:18,931
JEFFREY: Oh, I love that.
SCARLETT: #Bolona.
482
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,266
JEFFREY: Okay!
So what's your plan of attack?
483
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,600
What have we got going on here?
484
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,969
SCARLETT: So, we're gonna
be Sarah and Sarahson,
485
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,036
and we are gonna--
486
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,204
ILONA: And we're
suing our sissies.
487
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:26,672
SCARLETT: Yeah, we're
gonna split up sissies.
488
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:27,974
ILONA: Yeah.
JEFFREY: Oh, I love this.
489
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,108
ILONA: Are you tired
of your sissy?
490
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,376
Like, do you want
to sue your sissy?
491
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,078
JEFFREY: You just
have to keep in mind
492
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:34,180
what this challenge is.
SCARLETT: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
493
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,681
JEFFREY: It's
a law firm commercial.
494
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,683
You're only going to get
a finite amount of time.
495
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,285
And keep in mind
who your audience is
496
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,686
that you're talking to.
497
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,121
ILONA: We just want
to make you laugh,
498
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,389
while still staying on time.
499
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,024
SCARLETT: We're gonna
make you gag. [laughter]
500
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,993
JEFFREY: Okay.
Neither of you have won
501
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,627
a maxi challenge yet,
am I right?
502
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,596
ILONA: This is the time.
This is our week.
503
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,064
JEFFREY: This is
your opportunity.
504
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,466
ILONA: We're gonna
sissy slay you.
505
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,667
SCARLETT: It's driving me crazy.
506
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,968
JEFFREY: Because bitches,
it's now or never.
507
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,269
SCARLETT: I know.
JEFFREY: Look around.
508
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,704
There's only so few of you
left in the room.
509
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,473
Do whatever you need
to do to fuckin' pop.
510
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,008
SCARLETT: Alright.
511
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,442
JEFFREY: I can't wait
to see what you bring.
512
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,311
ILONA & SCARLETT: Thank you.
ALL: Byeee!
513
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,746
JIMBO: 1-800...
514
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,881
JEFFREY: Hello, ladies.
QUEENS: Oh, hello.
515
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,150
JEFFREY: So what's our plan
of attack for this challenge?
516
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,020
JIMBO: Bachelorettes are known
to sort of plague gay bars,
517
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,421
especially drag shows.
JEFFREY: Yes.
518
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,256
JIMBO: They take over,
and they're too loud,
519
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,758
and they fuck with the show.
520
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,493
JEFFREY: What is the worst thing
that's ever happened to you
521
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,328
at a gay bar
with a bachelorette party?
522
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:26,499
RITA: Worst time, I got a finger
in my anus from a bride to be,
523
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,435
one time because I was wearing
this little skirt, you know?
524
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,771
Yeah, and I was just passing by.
525
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,339
The girl went like pop.
[gasps]
526
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,007
RITA: There are some
rules to be followed
527
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,777
if you want to have a
bachelorette party in our space.
528
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,579
Number one, do not
touch without consent.
529
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,982
Number two, get off the stage.
530
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,017
And number three, be respectful.
531
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,253
This is a safe space
for you and for us.
532
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:48,921
Thank you!
533
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,189
JEFFREY: So this is
a teachable moment, then.
534
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,657
Is that what we're saying?
BOA: Yeah.
535
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:53,392
JEFFREY: What not
to do in gay bars.
536
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:54,894
BOA: Exactly.
Exactly.
537
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,062
JEFFREY: I love this.
538
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,563
Can't wait to see what
you cook up for us.
539
00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:00,299
Bye, ladies.
QUEENS: Byeee.
540
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,201
JEFFREY: Ladies, listen up.
541
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:06,772
Tomorrow, on the main stage,
you'll debut your commercials,
542
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:11,444
and you'll be cross examined by
our extra special guest host,
543
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,580
the outrageously funny funnyman,
544
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,215
Tom Green.
PRIYANKA: [gasps]
545
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,117
PRIYANKA: What?
ILONA: Oh-ho!
546
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,186
JEFFREY: And, on the runway,
547
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:23,956
category is:
Canadian Tuck-shedo.
548
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:27,126
So good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
549
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,894
Case closed!
550
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:33,833
♪
551
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:34,900
STACEY: Hi, ladies!
PRIYANKA: Hi.
552
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,235
LEMON: Hi, gorgeous!
553
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,770
STACEY: You're
doing it in order?
554
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,071
PRIYANKA: We're
gonna do it in order.
555
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,172
STACEY: Is it the same?
PRIYANKA & LEMON: Yes.
556
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,408
PRIYANKA: Stacey is covering
our asses to make sure
557
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,642
that we don't forget anything.
558
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,544
She's making us doublecheck
559
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:47,546
because she knows
how crazy performing gets.
560
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,615
STACEY: Fix your
jacket, Priyanka.
561
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:51,083
Yeah.
562
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,451
PRIYANKA: She's
like our stage mom.
563
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,286
But she's a cool mom.
[chuckles]
564
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,989
LEMON: So, we're using like a
medium-shot for the first three.
565
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,357
PRIYANKA: Yes.
STACEY: Okay.
566
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,726
PRIYANKA: And to that camera.
LEMON: So that camera.
567
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,561
STACEY: You have about
a half hour, okay, ladies?
568
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,230
LEMON: Copy that.
Thank you.
569
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,865
LEMON: Action!
570
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,067
PRIYANKA: Have you
ever beated your-- Oh.
571
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,969
Have you ever padded...
572
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,971
LEMON: Padded your pum-pum.
PRIYANKA: ...to a pulp.
573
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,239
LEMON: Ready?
PRIYANKA: Mm-hm.
574
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,640
LEMON: Action.
575
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,309
PRIYANKA: Have you ever
padded your pum-pum to a pulp?
576
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,477
STACEY: That was good.
Got that.
577
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,546
LEMON: That's good.
Okay, me.
578
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,181
You call action for me too.
PRIYANKA: I will.
579
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,816
LEMON: This is the same shot,
yes.
580
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:24,984
STACEY: Same shot, alright?
LEMON: Same shot, yes.
581
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,085
PRIYANKA: Action.
582
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,920
LEMON: Have you ever
gotten so litty
583
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,390
you've splittied your kitty?
[laughter]
584
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,825
STACEY: 20 minutes left too.
LEMON: Awesome.
585
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:33,959
Perfect.
STACEY: Alright.
586
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,461
PRIYANKA: We have
everything set,
587
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,229
but we have to change really
fast because we only have like
588
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,465
no time to do
the damn commercial,
589
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,333
and we have to change into
all these different characters,
590
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:44,403
and it's like that's
a lot of pressure!
591
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,738
STACEY: You have
13 minutes left.
592
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,940
Come on.
PRIYANKA: Are we ready?
593
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:50,809
STACEY: Uh, we're ready.
Ooh!
594
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,044
Ooh!
595
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:56,549
PRIYANKA: I padded
my pum-pum to a pulp!
596
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,884
STACEY: Next, next scene!
597
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:01,387
♪
598
00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:04,957
LEMON: I've gotten so litty
I'm split my kitty!
599
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:08,661
STACEY: When Lemon
got into that split,
600
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,362
popped her pum-pum,
601
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,998
and then somehow
slid up a little bit,
602
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,701
and stayed in the splits,
I was like, "Damn...
603
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:18,404
"She's really flexible."
604
00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:20,072
LEMON: I had no idea
I could do that.
605
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,574
[laughter]
606
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:24,009
STACEY: Priyanka
and Lemon were so funny.
607
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,778
LEMON: Well, we're here...
BOTH: For you!
608
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,613
LEMON: I'm Kitty.
609
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:30,716
STACEY: They came prepared.
Their whole commercial flowed.
610
00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:32,785
They had me engaged
the entire time.
611
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,053
I don't want their
legal help, though.
612
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,721
I wouldn't want
their legal help, no.
613
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:39,692
LEMON & PRIYANKA: A-ha-ha-ha!
614
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,860
JIMBO: Hey, girl.
STACEY: Hi, Jimbo.
615
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,195
Hi, Rita.
Hi, Boa.
616
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,663
QUEENS: Hi.
617
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:46,765
BOA: If you're a drag queen
with some pesky bachelorettes
618
00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,367
on your hand,
you can ring the bell.
619
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,202
We will show up
and shoo 'em away!
620
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,304
STACEY: Do your thing, ladies.
You got this.
621
00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:53,639
JIMBO: Get out of here!
622
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:55,207
BOA: Well, you know what?
623
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,443
Thank god, ladies,
she called who?
624
00:22:57,443 --> 00:22:59,111
BOA & JIMBO: The Bells.
625
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,746
RITA: Les belles.
626
00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:02,982
BOA: Yeah!
What she said.
627
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:06,051
JIMBO: Ding dong.
RITA: [gasps]
628
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,686
STACEY: Let's do this
one more time, okay?
629
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,154
JIMBO: Okay, yeah, let's do it.
STACEY: Okay?
630
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,123
STACEY: Boa, you actually made
a mistake when you said,
631
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,691
"Yeah, whatever she said."
You pointed to Jimbo.
632
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:15,094
You needed to point to Rita.
633
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:17,196
And also, just make sure
remember your line, alright?
634
00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:18,664
BOA: Yeah, yeah, of course.
Absolutely.
635
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:21,967
BOA: Oh my god.
[exhales]
636
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:23,469
STACEY: Alright, ladies,
you have 25 minutes.
637
00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:24,970
Hurry it up.
638
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,239
RITA: Boa will be
in the centre doing her thing.
639
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,308
RITA: Now I'm feeling
very nervous
640
00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:31,410
because, you know,
it's a mess.
641
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,778
STACEY: Time's going, ladies.
642
00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:34,246
RITA: We're running late.
643
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:38,083
Everybody's running on
the set, so will it work?
644
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,452
We'll see!
645
00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:42,388
STACEY: 10 minutes!
646
00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:44,556
BOA: There you go.
647
00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:47,259
♪
648
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,894
STACEY: Are we
rolling on this now?
649
00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:50,162
BOA: Yeah.
650
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,697
STACEY: Yes, we are.
We're rolling on this now.
651
00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:52,898
JIMBO: Jeffrey wants
me to be loud,
652
00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:55,801
so I'm gonna be loud, okay?
653
00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:59,705
RITA: She's getting married!
JIMBO: It's my special day!
654
00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:00,939
RITA: Okay, let's be aggressive.
655
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,541
JIMBO: Do us a song!
656
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:03,976
Sing for us!
657
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,511
BOA: Ahh!
JIMBO: Yeah!
658
00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:07,379
Oh, I like your robe.
I want it!
659
00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:12,017
BOA: Ahh!
JIMBO: It's my special day!
660
00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:14,453
[laughter]
661
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,522
BOA: Bitch, you've gotta go.
662
00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:18,924
RITA: Yeah, we're
gonna ask you to leave.
663
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,492
STACEY: There was
a lot going on there.
664
00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:23,429
I actually was quite confused as
to what their script was about.
665
00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:25,130
I didn't get it.
666
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:28,867
I think they were trying
to do too many things.
667
00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:31,003
ILONA: Hi, hots.
SCARLETT: Hiee.
668
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:34,039
STACEY: Hi, BoBo and Ilona.
SCARLETT: Hi!
669
00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:35,207
STACEY: I've got
your storyboard here,
670
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:36,508
and you've got some
props over there.
671
00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:38,010
SCARLETT: Woo-hoo.
672
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,411
STACEY: I'm looking forward to
seeing what you're gonna do.
673
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:41,647
ILONA: Okay, so we're shooting
this really out of order.
674
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:42,715
STACEY: Do your thing.
675
00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:44,416
ILONA: It's gonna
be an adventure, okay.
676
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:46,952
ILONA: We're inspired by those
like super phony late-night
677
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:49,121
like law firm ads
where they're like,
678
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,390
"We're blah, blah,
blah and blah, blah, blah.
679
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:54,660
"Call us to have all
your problems solved."
680
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:55,761
STACEY: Action.
681
00:24:55,761 --> 00:24:57,129
ILONA: Sissy!
Sissy!
682
00:24:57,129 --> 00:24:58,597
Sissy!
SCARLETT: Ooh!
683
00:24:58,597 --> 00:24:59,932
ILONA: Sissy!
Sissy!
684
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,133
SCARLETT: Oh!
ILONA: Sissy!
685
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:03,001
SCARLETT: Look what I found!
686
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,203
ILONA: Sissy,
what are you doing?
687
00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:06,538
SCARLETT: Oh, you're
a way sexier sissy!
688
00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:08,107
ILONA: We're sissy this.
We're sissy that.
689
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:09,908
We're sissy ourselves.
We're sissy sissying.
690
00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:11,744
We gotta sissy-sissy,
time is running out!
691
00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:13,212
Time is tick-tocking!
692
00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:14,480
STACEY: Don't get too
comfortable, ladies.
693
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,881
I know there's 30 minutes left,
694
00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:17,449
but we still have
a lot to do, alright?
695
00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:19,952
Question, are you interested
in using any of the props?
696
00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:21,153
SCARLETT: Oh my god!
697
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,988
STACEY: Yes, you
have the props there.
698
00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:24,356
SCARLETT: We totally
blanked out on that one.
699
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,158
SCARLETT: Like fully
forgot about all the props.
700
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:27,559
We were just like,
la-la-la-la-la-la.
701
00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:28,961
SCARLETT: Okay, yeah.
Bring the desk.
702
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,329
SCARLETT: Get the desk, quick!
703
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:31,797
STACEY: Alright,
ladies, let's go.
704
00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:33,298
ILONA: This is really fun,
705
00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:35,000
but it's also a little bit
sissy stressful.
706
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,602
STACEY: Less than
20 minutes left!
707
00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:37,936
Come on, ladies.
708
00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:39,371
ILONA: She's like, "Ladies,
you've gotta hurry it up.
709
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,039
"You're running out of time."
We were like, "Ahhh!"
710
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,241
ILONA: I'm gonna
spit on your face,
711
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:43,575
and then you hit me
with the book, okay?
712
00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:45,144
STACEY: Oh, dear Jesus.
ILONA: Get you book ready.
713
00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:46,211
STACEY: Are you really
gonna spit in her face?
714
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,546
ILONA: Yeah.
SCARLETT: Oh my god,
715
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,947
are you guys ready, because
I'm not doing this again.
716
00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:50,249
STACEY: I'm not ready
but I want to see this.
717
00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:51,650
SCARLETT: Oh god,
don't hork in my face.
718
00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:52,818
ILONA: Are you ready?
719
00:25:52,818 --> 00:25:54,186
STACEY: You should hock
a spit in her face.
720
00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:55,654
If you're gonna spit
in her face, just really do it.
721
00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:57,022
SCARLETT: Sissy!
Sissy!
722
00:25:57,022 --> 00:25:57,856
ILONA: [spits]
SCARLETT: Ah!
723
00:25:57,856 --> 00:26:00,392
Ah!
ILONA: Sissy!
724
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,928
ILONA: She literally
whams me with a book.
725
00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:06,298
There was a full-on like sound
effect, and it's not fake.
726
00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,133
That was the book hitting
my face, thank you.
727
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:10,769
ILONA: Sissy, stop!
Sissy, you bitch!
728
00:26:10,769 --> 00:26:11,737
Sissy!
SCARLETT: Ahh!
729
00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,005
Ahh!
730
00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:15,307
Ah!
Ahhh!
731
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:16,742
SCARLETT: Oh my god,
I think I have like bruises
732
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,877
from that anvil.
Is it called an anvil?
733
00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:19,945
SCARLETT: Ah!
Ah!
734
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:24,183
SCARLETT: Gravel?
Gavel?
735
00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,717
Gavel, gavel,
gavel, gavel, gavel.
736
00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:27,019
SCARLETT: Ah!
737
00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:28,854
STACEY: Ladies,
that was so good!
738
00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:30,355
SCARLETT: Thank you.
739
00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:31,890
STACEY: Ilona and BoBo
really impressed me.
740
00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:33,392
They were funny.
741
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:35,227
They brought that funniness
to the characters.
742
00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:39,298
♪
743
00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:40,799
SCARLETT & ILONA: Sissy!
Sissy!
744
00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:42,634
Sissy!
Sissy!
745
00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:44,636
LEMON: I can feel the other
girls in the workroom
746
00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:46,238
getting real tired
of the sissies.
747
00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:47,906
LEMON: Sissy!
ILONA: Sissy!
748
00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:49,441
SCARLETT: Sissy!
Sissy!
749
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,943
Sissy, sissy, sissy, sissy!
750
00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:53,445
BOA: "Sissy.
Sissy!"
751
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,680
ILONA: Sissies.
752
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,049
PRIYANKA: Shut up!
I don't care.
753
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,851
I don't care about
your sisterhood!
754
00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:02,621
RITA: Lemon, you had to
decide who will be with who,
755
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,324
so what's the idea behind?
756
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:07,626
LEMON: In all honesty,
I think everyone of us
757
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:08,760
is really powerful,
758
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,996
and I knew all three
teams would be great,
759
00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:12,798
no matter who was in what, so...
760
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,833
SCARLETT: She's going for Miss
Congeniality so hard right now.
761
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,668
ILONA: Yeah, she's really
gunning for it. [laughter]
762
00:27:16,668 --> 00:27:18,537
BOA: Where's the teleprompter
you're reading off of, bitch?
763
00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:20,506
[laughter]
764
00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:22,140
LEMON: I don't care
if these girls like me.
765
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,409
It's very clear that they don't.
766
00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:27,012
SCARLETT: I will admit that I
thought it was a little vindic--
767
00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:28,714
I thought that you were trying
to screw up the sissies.
768
00:27:28,714 --> 00:27:30,883
LEMON: So you don't think
your sissy's talented?
769
00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:34,286
QUEENS: Oh!
770
00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:37,623
[laughter]
771
00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:39,091
PRIYANKA: Let's just get
ready for this runway.
772
00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:40,926
SCARLETT: The dolls
are fighting.
773
00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:44,196
SCARLETT: Today's runway
is Canadian Tuck-shedo.
774
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:45,631
Denim on denim on denim.
775
00:27:45,631 --> 00:27:49,001
1951, Bing Crosby
walks into a Vancouver hotel
776
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,569
wearing denim on denim,
777
00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:53,071
and they didn't let him in
because he was too casual,
778
00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:55,374
and then the bellboy was like,
"That's Bing Crosby."
779
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:58,243
Canada was super proud
to have Bing Crosby
780
00:27:58,243 --> 00:28:00,245
showing up to our place,
781
00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:03,916
and now I'm gonna
make it even more famous.
782
00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:06,885
LEMON: The winner's circle
includes Rita, me, Jimbo,
783
00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:09,821
and Priyanka,
and the non-winner's circle
784
00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:12,190
includes Boa,
Ilona, and Scarlett.
785
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:15,561
And I can feel that these girls
are desperate to have a win.
786
00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:18,330
♪
787
00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:21,033
RITA: In Montreal
on Friday and Saturday
788
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,735
we have up to 10 bachelorette
parties at the same time.
789
00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:25,304
SCARLETT: What?!
BOA: That's crazy.
790
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:27,906
ILONA: Bachelorette parties,
like I don't-- what's...?
791
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:31,143
BOA: So basically, sometimes
when we're performing,
792
00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:33,245
and we're working, sometimes
there are bachelorettes,
793
00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:35,948
and although we welcome
people to come have fun,
794
00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:37,749
they act a bit out of line.
795
00:28:37,749 --> 00:28:39,685
SCARLETT: Like ripping your
hair or ripping your outfit,
796
00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:43,055
like just like crawling up on
you like three people on you
797
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,489
at the same time,
like while you're on stage,
798
00:28:44,489 --> 00:28:45,958
like trying to perform.
799
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:48,527
SCARLETT: When you're in drag,
sometimes people think
800
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:51,196
that you're this like play toy,
you're like this little
801
00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:54,032
like, "Oh, I paid $5.
I get to pet the queen."
802
00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:55,767
And it's awful.
803
00:28:55,767 --> 00:28:58,437
ILONA: I've had more
gay men do that to me
804
00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:00,806
than I have like cis
bachelorette party women.
805
00:29:00,806 --> 00:29:02,608
TBH.
806
00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:05,677
BOA: A few years ago,
I brought someone home.
807
00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,212
I wasn't into it, I didn't
want to have sex with him.
808
00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:10,582
We were drinking,
and he beat me up,
809
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,784
and he didn't just
like beat me up.
810
00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:15,721
He like beat the shit out of me.
811
00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:19,191
My face was like fucked,
like I had a broken nose.
812
00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:22,594
It was a sexual assault is
what it was, and he robbed me.
813
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,163
He was on my back
holding me down.
814
00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:28,734
And he said, he said,
815
00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:30,636
"Tell me where your wallet is,
or I'm gonna fucking kill you."
816
00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:32,604
JIMBO: Oh my god!
817
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:36,508
BOA: So I told him
and then I blacked out again.
818
00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:39,478
BOA: And I woke up,
and there was blood everywhere.
819
00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:42,748
I was covered
in a pool of my blood.
820
00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:44,182
[sighs]
821
00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:47,185
BOA: I was knocked unconscious,
like I could have died.
822
00:29:47,185 --> 00:29:49,521
I posted a selfie of myself.
823
00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:51,356
I said, "This happened
to me last night.
824
00:29:51,356 --> 00:29:53,058
"Watch out who you bring home.
825
00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:54,493
"You never know what happens."
826
00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:56,728
Be safe, guys, and take
care of each other.
827
00:29:56,728 --> 00:29:58,930
And so this photo
went viral, right,
828
00:29:58,930 --> 00:30:02,668
and the whole community
rallied behind me,
829
00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:06,505
and they set up a Go-Fund Me
for me to get me my laptop back,
830
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,974
and my phone, and my wallet.
LEMON: Wow.
831
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:11,710
BOA: The support I got from
the community was incredible,
832
00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:15,514
and it fuelled me to want
to speak out about it.
833
00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:18,083
There is violence in
the queer community.
834
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:19,685
It just needs to stop.
835
00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:23,021
BOA: And I'm so grateful to have
such an amazing drag community,
836
00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:25,257
and sisters like you,
and just love you,
837
00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:27,793
and everybody just behind me.
838
00:30:27,793 --> 00:30:29,094
I love you.
ILONA: Aw.
839
00:30:29,094 --> 00:30:30,929
RITA: And you have
our support forever.
840
00:30:30,929 --> 00:30:33,298
BOA: I love you.
PRIYANKA: So I have a theory.
841
00:30:33,298 --> 00:30:34,633
SCARLETT: What's
your theory, sis?
842
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:37,836
PRIYANKA: That drag queens
are the mascots of
843
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,972
the queer community
because we have a platform,
844
00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:42,674
we have a stage,
845
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:46,344
and we're able to like
educate people, you know?
846
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,246
PRIYANKA: She used
what happened to her
847
00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:50,549
as not something
to be embarrassed about,
848
00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:53,685
but something
to educate all queens now,
849
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:57,289
and queens that are now
coming into the drag scene.
850
00:30:57,289 --> 00:30:58,190
I love you,
and I'm proud of her.
851
00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,925
I'm very proud of her.
852
00:30:59,925 --> 00:31:03,528
I just want to give her a big
hug, that big, old meatball.
853
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:07,799
♪
854
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:12,237
♪
855
00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:16,274
♪
856
00:31:16,274 --> 00:31:18,877
♪
857
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,780
♪
858
00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:23,381
♪ Covergirl ♪
859
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,484
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
860
00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:26,818
♪ Head to toe ♪
861
00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:29,287
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
862
00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:32,257
[cheering & applause]
863
00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:35,527
TOM: Welcome to the main
stage of Canada's Drag Race.
864
00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,662
I'm Tom Green, and I'm thrilled
to be this week's
865
00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:39,865
extra special guest host.
866
00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:42,434
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
do you swear to tell the truth,
867
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,669
the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth?
868
00:31:44,669 --> 00:31:47,606
JEFFREY: I plead the filth.
869
00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:50,375
TOM: Stacey McKenzie,
are you judging me right now?
870
00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,144
STACEY: Guilty as charged, Tom.
871
00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:54,246
TOM: Brooke Lynn Hytes!
872
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:56,715
BROOKE LYNN: Thomas, not now!
873
00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:58,116
Big Brother's watching.
874
00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:00,952
TOM: Oh, memories.
875
00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:04,022
This week, the queens were
challenged to get litigious,
876
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:08,026
as they star in their very own
drag queen law firm commercials.
877
00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:10,295
Gentlemen, start your engines,
878
00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:13,031
and may the best woman win.
879
00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:17,669
♪
880
00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:21,006
TOM: Category is
Canadian Tuck-shedo!
881
00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:24,176
Denim on denim on denim.
882
00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:26,945
First up, Scarlett BoBo.
883
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,447
BROOKE LYNN: I think I'm
having an acid wash flashback.
884
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:31,817
TOM: I like the nails.
885
00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:36,221
SCARLETT: The fantasy
is denim couture realness.
886
00:32:36,221 --> 00:32:39,191
I want to show the judges
an elevated version of BoBo
887
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:40,759
every time I step on the runway.
888
00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:45,363
I am serving you
the most cunt BoBo ever.
889
00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:48,033
TOM: Those look like
her natural shoulders.
890
00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:50,402
BROOKE LYNN: [laughs]
891
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:52,971
TOM: Next, Ilona Verley.
892
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,574
ILONA: I'm just coming out
here serving this denim look
893
00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:58,210
head to toe, letting them
know I got the memo,
894
00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:00,712
and I've got it front to back.
895
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:03,215
I'm showing the judges
all my best assets:
896
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,951
my face, my ass, and my kitty.
897
00:33:05,951 --> 00:33:07,986
BROOKE LYNN: Oh,
you cheeky monkey!
898
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,388
I don't know about y'all,
but I feel a chafe coming on.
899
00:33:10,388 --> 00:33:13,425
JEFFREY: She's walking ass
backwards, and forwards.
900
00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,927
TOM: I'm just happy
to be here.
901
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:18,363
And next, Boa.
902
00:33:18,363 --> 00:33:21,266
BOA: I want to show the judges
that I have woken up, bitch.
903
00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:22,434
Not only did I wake up,
904
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:24,236
but I sprouted
some fuckin' wings!
905
00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:28,006
STACEY: Look, it's Air Boa!
[laughter]
906
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,475
BOA: These wings look
haggard like I crawled
907
00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:33,178
out of fuckin' hell and I'm here
to fuck your shit up.
908
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,747
TOM: Are those jeans?
909
00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:37,849
JEFFREY: She's so angelic.
910
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:41,253
TOM: I like the ripped
stockings, actually.
911
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:43,455
Next is Jimbo!
912
00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:46,491
JIMBO: Now, this
is a showstopper.
913
00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:48,960
I am the denim queen.
914
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,363
JEFFREY: It's the troll doll,
denim edition.
915
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,431
BROOKE LYNN: Creature
from the Patch Lagoon.
916
00:33:53,431 --> 00:33:56,735
JIMBO: I am a denim demon diva.
917
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,738
I am serving the most
denim on the runway,
918
00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:02,707
and maybe the most denim
that anyone has ever worn.
919
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,409
JEFFREY: They call
her Billie Jeans.
920
00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:05,911
TOM: Are those also jeans?
921
00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:07,946
[laughter]
922
00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:12,150
BROOKE LYNN: If I had to guess,
Reba McEntire?
923
00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:14,686
TOM: And next, Rita Baga!
924
00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:17,389
RITA: I am serving
punk rock goddess.
925
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:18,823
She's fierce.
She's fabulous.
926
00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:20,058
She's sassy.
927
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,527
I'm giving the judges
a little strip tease.
928
00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:25,196
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, this
must be her blue period.
929
00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:26,398
TOM: I like your jeans.
930
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,833
Those are nice jeans.
931
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,635
BROOKE LYNN: So what?
I'm still a rock star.
932
00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:32,070
[laughter]
933
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,405
STACEY: So do we call Pink
"Blue" now?
934
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,740
TOM: And now, Priyanka!
935
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:38,310
JEFFREY: She's a
total jean queen.
936
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:42,113
PRIYANKA: I am serving you
Angela from Oshawa, okay.
937
00:34:42,113 --> 00:34:46,051
She is a bad girl who's about
to fight a girl after school.
938
00:34:46,051 --> 00:34:48,386
She has a head wrap,
a jacket, a body suit,
939
00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:50,622
and the chaps[?]
because she's crazy.
940
00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:54,526
BROOKE LYNN: I said I wanted
a vente pumpkin spice latte!
941
00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:56,661
TOM: She's also wearing jeans.
942
00:34:56,661 --> 00:34:58,496
I actually really like
those boots, though.
943
00:34:58,496 --> 00:35:00,899
JEFFREY: Puss N' Boots.
944
00:35:00,899 --> 00:35:03,501
TOM: And next is Lemon.
945
00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:05,704
JEFFREY: Sexy scarecrow.
946
00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:08,873
LEMON: I am serving you
every kind of denim fantasy
947
00:35:08,873 --> 00:35:10,575
you could ever imagine.
948
00:35:10,575 --> 00:35:13,545
This look is 100%
thrifted and repurposed,
949
00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:17,349
and I am loving my
denim extravaganza.
950
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:20,685
JEFFREY: Denim on denim
on denim on denim.
951
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:22,520
STACEY: Look,
it's bellbottom sleeves.
952
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,456
BROOKE LYNN: Well, that's one
way to hide your man hands.
953
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,891
[laughter]
954
00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:28,226
TOM: Welcome, ladies.
955
00:35:28,226 --> 00:35:30,662
It's time
for the judges' critiques.
956
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:34,065
BROOKE LYNN: Let's see how
you did as legal eagles.
957
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:38,670
First up,
Scarlett BoBo and Ilona Verley.
958
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:41,272
ILONA: Have you ever
wanted to sue your sissy?
959
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:43,775
SCARLETT: Well, we are
Sarah and Sarahson,
960
00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:45,810
and we are here to make your...
961
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:48,980
BOTH: ...sissy
settlement smooth!
962
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:52,183
SCARLETT: Have you ever wanted
to substitute your sissy?
963
00:35:52,183 --> 00:35:55,186
I found a new sissy,
and he's way sexier than you.
964
00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:56,955
ILONA: Sissy, don't say that!
965
00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:58,223
SCARLETT: Sorry, sissy.
Bye!
966
00:35:58,223 --> 00:36:00,992
ILONA: Sissy, you're
making me sissy sad!
967
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,461
ILONA: Is your sissy
getting sour?
968
00:36:03,461 --> 00:36:05,697
ILONA: Sissy, don't talk to me!
Sissy, stay away!
969
00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:07,465
Sissy, sissy!
SCARLETT: Ahhh!
970
00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:10,769
SCARLETT & ILONA: Does your
sissy bore you to sleep?
971
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:13,672
ILONA: It's so cute.
Sissy, are you sissy sleeping?
972
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,740
SCARLETT: Whatever, sissy.
Sue me!
973
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:18,109
ILONA: Well, we have
good news for you!
974
00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:20,145
SCARLETT: You could
be entitled to...
975
00:36:20,145 --> 00:36:21,279
ILONA: Half her drag!
976
00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:22,781
SCARLETT: All her jewelry!
977
00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:24,149
ILONA: And her
dirty ass wigs!
978
00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:25,850
SCARLETT: Ew!
ILONA: Ugh!
979
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:30,989
BOTH: We have your
sissy solution!
980
00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:32,323
SCARLETT: Sissy!
ILONA: Sissy!
981
00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:33,525
SCARLETT: Sissy!
ILONA: Ah!
982
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,360
ILONA: We might
be able to help you.
983
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,029
SCARLETT: But we definitely
can't help ourselves.
984
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,364
ILONA: Bitch!
SCARLETT: Ah!
985
00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:40,832
Ahh!
986
00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:43,234
[laughter]
TOM: Amazing.
987
00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:45,904
Amazing.
I love that. [applause]
988
00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:48,106
ILONA: We sissy slayed it.
[laughs]
989
00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:52,777
BROOKE LYNN: Now, we have
Boa, Jimbo, and Rita Baga.
990
00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:54,446
JIMBO: I'm Debbie Dickhole.
991
00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:57,449
BOA: And I'm Bridgette Bigballs.
992
00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:59,584
RITA: And I'm Anita Hotdog.
993
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:00,652
Oh, thank you.
994
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:03,088
JIMBO: And together,
we're The Belles.
995
00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:06,091
BOA: The Bitches
for Enthusiastic...
996
00:37:06,091 --> 00:37:07,559
JIMBO: Lady Lawyers...
997
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,694
RITA: Entertainment Services.
998
00:37:09,694 --> 00:37:11,062
[speaking French]
999
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,533
JIMBO: Yeah, what she said!
1000
00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:19,337
RITA: She's getting married!
1001
00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:22,841
JIMBO: It's my special day!
1002
00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:25,443
RITA: Okay,
let's be aggressive!
1003
00:37:25,443 --> 00:37:28,379
JIMBO: Are you a drag queen diva
who's sick of being whipped
1004
00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:31,216
with change
and slashed with hotdogs?
1005
00:37:31,216 --> 00:37:33,051
BOA: Stop!
1006
00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:35,754
If only there was
somebody to help me
1007
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,556
with these crazy bachelorettes!
1008
00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:41,726
Let's see what our drag queen
diva would have done
1009
00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:43,461
if she had The Belles.
1010
00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:47,132
RITA: Okay, okay,
this is an intervention.
1011
00:37:47,132 --> 00:37:49,467
JIMBO: Yeah, decease and desist!
1012
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:51,669
BOA: Bitch, you've gotta go.
1013
00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:52,737
BOA: Don't forget to call
1014
00:37:52,737 --> 00:37:56,908
1-800-B-E-L-L-E-S.
1015
00:37:56,908 --> 00:38:00,311
RITA: [in French]
1-800-BELLES.
1016
00:38:00,311 --> 00:38:02,447
JIMBO & BOA: Yeah,
what she said!
1017
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:04,415
JIMBO: Oh!
1018
00:38:04,415 --> 00:38:07,118
[laughter & applause]
BOA: Yay, this was fun.
1019
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:12,157
BROOKE LYNN: Next up,
we have Priyanka and Lemon.
1020
00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:15,593
PRIYANKA: Have you ever
padded your pum-pum to a pulp?
1021
00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:18,863
PRIYANKA: I padded
my pum-pum to a pulp!
1022
00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:20,498
LEMON: Have you
ever gotten so litty
1023
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:22,600
you've splittied your kitty?
1024
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,404
LEMON: I've gotten so litty,
I've split my kitty!
1025
00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:28,540
PRIYANKA: Well, we're here...
BOTH: For you.
1026
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,208
LEMON: I'm Kitty.
PRIYANKA: And I'm Kat.
1027
00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:33,178
BOTH: And we're
the Pussy Protectors.
1028
00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:34,946
LEMON: Because when
your puss has a crash...
1029
00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:36,581
PRIYANKA: ...we'll
get you your cash!
1030
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,416
Ha-ha-ha!
1031
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,285
PRIYANKA: When my
puss had a crash,
1032
00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:43,254
the pussy protectors
got me my cash!
1033
00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:44,789
PRIYANKA: We popped
our pussies...
1034
00:38:44,789 --> 00:38:46,791
BOTH: Literally!
1035
00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:49,494
LEMON: And we put in a deposit
but the Pussy Protectors
1036
00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,196
never got back to us.
1037
00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:52,931
PRIYANKA: Are you
like super rich?
1038
00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,199
LEMON: So, we have
like all this money.
1039
00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:59,137
But we totally stole it.
So.. it's...
1040
00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:00,972
LEMON: 'Cause when
you puss has cash...
1041
00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:03,107
PRIYANKA: We'll take it!
1042
00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:04,609
LEMON: No!
1043
00:39:04,609 --> 00:39:06,778
VO: Drag queens, if you've
injured your vagina,
1044
00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:09,914
and are in need of legal aid,
call the Pussy Protectors
1045
00:39:09,914 --> 00:39:12,016
at 1-800-Pus-Pro.
1046
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,452
VO: Keep in mind that these
two women are still at large,
1047
00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:17,956
are con artists,
and will steal all your money.
1048
00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:20,725
[laughter & applause]
1049
00:39:20,725 --> 00:39:22,894
PRIYANKA: Good job.
Good job.
1050
00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:23,928
BROOKE LYNN: Well done, ladies.
1051
00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:25,330
Good, good job.
1052
00:39:25,330 --> 00:39:26,931
I will not be hiring any of you.
1053
00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:29,200
LEMON: [laughs]
1054
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,369
BROOKE LYNN: Now,
for some order in the court,
1055
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:34,372
first up, we have Scarlett BoBo.
1056
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,441
JEFFREY: C'est que fuck?
1057
00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:38,643
I thought you had some
of the funniest lines.
1058
00:39:38,643 --> 00:39:40,144
Sue me!
[laughter]
1059
00:39:40,144 --> 00:39:42,347
JEFFREY: Brilliant, and your
delivery was so on point.
1060
00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:43,982
It was really funny.
1061
00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:46,684
STACEY: You did come in
prepared, which I loved,
1062
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:48,286
and I appreciate.
1063
00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:50,388
TOM: Like, if that was
a show that was on
1064
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,624
late-night television,
I would stay up
1065
00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:55,159
and watch the entire show,
so great job.
1066
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:57,495
BROOKE LYNN: I love this outfit.
1067
00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:59,397
My favourite thing
about the outfit is that
1068
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,899
it had pops of neon with it,
1069
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,333
against that blue
is so beautiful.
1070
00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:04,369
It's very berserk du soleil.
SCARLETT: [laughs]
1071
00:40:04,369 --> 00:40:07,405
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you.
Ilona Verley.
1072
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:12,176
JEFFREY: I think that your mug
is painted so gorgeously.
1073
00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:16,147
However, when I see that booty
and a little turnaround,
1074
00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:17,649
a little full
coverage foundation
1075
00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:19,017
may have helped you out.
1076
00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:20,985
STACEY: I loved it when you
walked out on the runway,
1077
00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:23,288
and you were not really
seeing the full ass yet,
1078
00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:25,556
until you're walking
back off the runway.
1079
00:40:25,556 --> 00:40:27,392
JEFFREY: In the
acting challenge,
1080
00:40:27,392 --> 00:40:30,028
it seemed like
you didn't necessarily have
1081
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:33,031
the clearest direction
of where you were going.
1082
00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:34,499
BROOKE LYNN: Very one-note.
1083
00:40:34,499 --> 00:40:37,869
Very "Bah," the entire,
like from start to finish,
1084
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:41,439
like you shot out of that cannon
and you were not going anywhere.
1085
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,807
Thank you, Ilona.
1086
00:40:42,807 --> 00:40:44,909
Next up, Boa.
1087
00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:47,445
JEFFREY: Let's talk about
the acting challenge.
1088
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,147
I just see you get in your head.
1089
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:50,982
It's like you stop
trusting yourself.
1090
00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:52,483
STACEY: You're very special.
1091
00:40:52,483 --> 00:40:54,619
There's something special
about you and, you know,
1092
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,154
I don't want you to lose that.
1093
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:59,057
I want you to trust you
but, for some reason,
1094
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:02,260
you just seem to lose it
when you get in your head.
1095
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,628
BROOKE LYNN: I'm not
a fan of the wings.
1096
00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,263
They look very half-assed
and cheap to me.
1097
00:41:05,263 --> 00:41:07,465
It kind of looks
like a music festival
1098
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:08,666
like three days
afterwards, though,
1099
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:09,967
and someone's like
abandoned them in the corner;
1100
00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,536
they're like sad flowing.
1101
00:41:11,536 --> 00:41:13,037
TOM: I do have this outfit.
1102
00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:16,441
When I was in my church play,
when I was,
1103
00:41:16,441 --> 00:41:18,343
I think I was
probably around five,
1104
00:41:18,343 --> 00:41:21,179
my mommy made me costume.
1105
00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:24,015
I played the wind,
and it was just like that.
1106
00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:27,051
I'm just gonna call her.
1107
00:41:27,051 --> 00:41:28,553
MOM: Hello.
1108
00:41:28,553 --> 00:41:30,621
TOM: Hi, Mom, how are you?
Hi, Mom, I just wanted
1109
00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:32,857
to let you know you're
on television right now.
1110
00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:34,792
I'm on Canada's Drag Race
right now.
1111
00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:36,327
MOM: Oh, good!
1112
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,062
TOM: What was my costume
at the church play
1113
00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:39,897
when I was a kid?
1114
00:41:39,897 --> 00:41:42,300
MOM: You were the wind.
[laughter]
1115
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,601
TOM: Yeah.
I was the wind.
1116
00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:45,470
And what did it look like?
What did it look like?
1117
00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:48,539
MOM: It was a sort
of navy blue thing,
1118
00:41:48,539 --> 00:41:51,676
and it had kind of
wings almost, you know.
1119
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,144
TOM: Wings.
Yeah.
1120
00:41:53,144 --> 00:41:56,080
MOM: Strips of material...
1121
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,482
TOM: Strips of material.
1122
00:41:57,482 --> 00:41:59,317
Can you send me
a photo of it right now,
1123
00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:01,285
just so I can show everybody?
1124
00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:02,954
TOM: I got the picture.
It's exactly the same.
1125
00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:04,422
It's exactly the same.
1126
00:42:04,422 --> 00:42:05,990
At least we got
verification now.
1127
00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:07,158
Everyone believes me now.
1128
00:42:07,158 --> 00:42:08,659
Bye!
JEFFREY: Bye.
1129
00:42:08,659 --> 00:42:10,228
BROOKE LYNN: Thanks, Tom.
Thanks Mary.
1130
00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:13,231
Thank you, Boa.
Next up, Jimbo.
1131
00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:14,532
JEFFREY: It's your special day!
1132
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:18,169
JIMBO: It's my special day!
[laughter]
1133
00:42:18,169 --> 00:42:19,570
JEFFREY: Hello, Jimbo.
1134
00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:21,606
Welcome to the
competition, honey.
1135
00:42:21,606 --> 00:42:23,341
TOM: The thing I loved
about your commercial, though,
1136
00:42:23,341 --> 00:42:24,809
was the insanity of it.
1137
00:42:24,809 --> 00:42:27,145
JEFFREY: This look tonight,
girl,
1138
00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:29,614
you did Lee Bowry proud, honey.
1139
00:42:29,614 --> 00:42:32,417
You were giving me
club kid realness.
1140
00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:34,485
STACEY: You be
giving me fashion.
1141
00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:36,487
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Goose bumps.
1142
00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:39,090
BROOKE LYNN: This
look is fantastic.
1143
00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:40,458
It's so cool.
1144
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:43,027
So I think my challenge
for you next week
1145
00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:45,163
is keep surprising us.
1146
00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:47,131
Thank you, Jimbo.
Rita Baga.
1147
00:42:47,131 --> 00:42:49,233
JEFFREY: It's the most
beautiful I've ever seen you.
1148
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,501
RITA: I'm sorry?
1149
00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:51,702
JEFFREY: I said
you looks stunning.
1150
00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:52,870
RITA: I just wanted
to hear it again.
1151
00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:55,239
[laughter]
1152
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:56,941
TOM: Parfait, parfait, parfait,
1153
00:42:56,941 --> 00:43:00,078
et le punk rock vibe
c'est tres bon.
1154
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:01,779
BROOKE LYNN: The outfit,
if you're gonna do something,
1155
00:43:01,779 --> 00:43:03,681
a silhouette like this,
I love the hip pads,
1156
00:43:03,681 --> 00:43:07,552
but you need to have an ass pad
because that ass is real flat.
1157
00:43:07,552 --> 00:43:10,188
JEFFREY: Your acting challenge,
you were my favourite,
1158
00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:12,089
and you were speaking
in French and English,
1159
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:14,225
so I just couldn't take my eyes
off of you because I didn't know
1160
00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:15,693
what you were gonna do next.
1161
00:43:15,693 --> 00:43:18,429
STACEY: Even the raw hotdog,
you ate that about 10 times.
1162
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,698
One time, she ate it so much,
1163
00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:22,600
she was like choking on it
and still doing her lines.
1164
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,968
BROOKE LYNN: I know
what that's like.
1165
00:43:23,968 --> 00:43:25,503
[laughter]
1166
00:43:25,503 --> 00:43:26,604
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you, Rita.
1167
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:30,141
Oh, now whatshername.
PRIYANKA: Priyanka!
1168
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:32,710
BROOKE LYNN: Hello, Priyanka.
PRIYANKA: Hi, judges!
1169
00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:34,679
TOM: Your commercial really did
feel like a commercial to me,
1170
00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:35,947
and I like that.
1171
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:39,116
JEFFREY: I totally got
like the overworked lawyer
1172
00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:41,652
who doesn't have time
to apply a full beat.
1173
00:43:41,652 --> 00:43:43,421
I feel like I've met
that lawyer before.
1174
00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:45,356
STACEY: I wish you would
have come out on the runway
1175
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:47,091
more regal, like you usually do.
1176
00:43:47,091 --> 00:43:48,893
Usually, when you
come out on the runway,
1177
00:43:48,893 --> 00:43:52,296
there's a gasp, like ooh, aah.
1178
00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:53,698
I didn't do that.
We didn't feel that.
1179
00:43:53,698 --> 00:43:54,866
Did you feel that?
1180
00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:55,967
BROOKE LYNN: No, we
didn't grab each other.
1181
00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,435
It's a clean look.
1182
00:43:57,435 --> 00:43:58,803
It's not, at this stage
in the competition,
1183
00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:01,105
it's not what I'm hoping
and expecting to see
1184
00:44:01,105 --> 00:44:02,573
out of any of you girls.
1185
00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:05,343
I need you to step that up,
should you be here next week.
1186
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:07,545
Next up, we have Lemon.
1187
00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:10,181
JEFFREY: I think that your
commercial was the most on point
1188
00:44:10,181 --> 00:44:12,250
and the most reminiscent
of an actual late-night
1189
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,885
TV law firm commercial.
1190
00:44:13,885 --> 00:44:17,255
I loved what you did
as your character.
1191
00:44:17,255 --> 00:44:19,123
However, I felt like
it was the same character
1192
00:44:19,123 --> 00:44:21,058
that you gave us
in the her-itage moments.
1193
00:44:21,058 --> 00:44:22,927
STACEY: I love your walk.
1194
00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:25,930
You just exude like fashion,
1195
00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:27,965
like model runway.
1196
00:44:27,965 --> 00:44:31,235
But your outfit,
to me, a mess.
1197
00:44:31,235 --> 00:44:33,037
It looks like something
just thrown together
1198
00:44:33,037 --> 00:44:34,805
like last minute.
1199
00:44:34,805 --> 00:44:38,009
TOM: I personally like the jean
legs attached to the garter.
1200
00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:41,045
I've never seen that before,
like I could see that
1201
00:44:41,045 --> 00:44:44,015
catching on somewhere in the
southern United States possibly.
1202
00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:45,516
That could be a thing.
1203
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:46,784
BROOKE LYNN: Had you done like
a high-waisted, baggy pant,
1204
00:44:46,784 --> 00:44:49,086
and then a cinched in
corset over top of that,
1205
00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:52,089
lost that chunky boot
and done a sickening stiletto,
1206
00:44:52,089 --> 00:44:56,460
with like a purse with
like a gold chain belt.
1207
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:57,762
LEMON: So completely different.
1208
00:44:57,762 --> 00:45:00,264
BROOKE LYNN: Completely
different.
1209
00:45:00,264 --> 00:45:03,534
Okay, ladies,
one more thing before we go.
1210
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:06,304
I would like to hear from
each and every one of you
1211
00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:08,472
which one of your sisters
should go home tonight
1212
00:45:08,472 --> 00:45:10,875
and why.
PRIYANKA: Fuck.
1213
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,476
BROOKE LYNN: ...starting
with BoBo.
1214
00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:14,612
SCARLETT: Ayeee.
1215
00:45:14,612 --> 00:45:16,847
I feel so uncomfortable
right now.
1216
00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:19,517
Uh...
1217
00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:23,120
I'm just gonna
base it on the runway.
1218
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,857
I would say Lemon
because it just looks messy.
1219
00:45:26,857 --> 00:45:28,426
I'm sorry.
1220
00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:30,728
BROOKE LYNN: Ilona Verley, who
should go home tonight and why?
1221
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:33,698
ILONA: I would also say Lemon
because I feel like wearing
1222
00:45:33,698 --> 00:45:36,534
that is not the one,
1223
00:45:36,534 --> 00:45:38,903
in my opinion, as well as yours,
1224
00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:41,138
so I would say Lemon tonight.
1225
00:45:41,138 --> 00:45:43,207
BOA: I'm gonna say,
based on the runway,
1226
00:45:43,207 --> 00:45:45,943
I would also say Lemon because
I feel like we've all put
1227
00:45:45,943 --> 00:45:49,680
a lot of work and everything,
and hers isn't up to par.
1228
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,816
JIMBO: I also have to say Lemon.
1229
00:45:51,816 --> 00:45:55,886
I like Lemon,
but I don't like that outfit.
1230
00:45:55,886 --> 00:45:57,321
BROOKE LYNN: Rita Baga.
1231
00:45:57,321 --> 00:46:00,191
RITA: I would say Ilona because
I thought she was playing
1232
00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:02,593
herself during the challenge.
1233
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:03,928
BROOKE LYNN: Priyanka.
1234
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,930
PRIYANKA: Based on the maxi
challenge and the runway,
1235
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:08,933
in my opinion,
I think Ilona Verley.
1236
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:10,267
BROOKE LYNN: Lemon.
1237
00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:13,037
LEMON: I would also have to
say Ilona Verley tonight,
1238
00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:15,640
based on the maxi challenge
and the runway as well.
1239
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,441
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you, ladies.
1240
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:19,744
We have a lot to consider.
1241
00:46:19,744 --> 00:46:23,047
You may untuck in the workroom
while we deliberate.
1242
00:46:23,047 --> 00:46:25,883
♪
1243
00:46:25,883 --> 00:46:28,853
SCARLETT: Ugh.
1244
00:46:28,853 --> 00:46:31,255
Uh, how do we feel about
what just happened?
1245
00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:32,623
BOA: Holy shit.
1246
00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:34,358
ILONA: Let's not sit here
and justify why we did what,
1247
00:46:34,358 --> 00:46:35,793
or why we said who.
1248
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,728
It's like we all
had to say a name.
1249
00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:40,064
PRIYANKA: I do feel that like
if you said someone's name,
1250
00:46:40,064 --> 00:46:41,565
you should take
ownership of that.
1251
00:46:41,565 --> 00:46:43,668
SCARLETT: I want to
say sorry to Lemon.
1252
00:46:43,668 --> 00:46:45,803
I said based on the runway,
which is denim on denim.
1253
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:48,205
I just thought that
yours was the weakest.
1254
00:46:48,205 --> 00:46:50,107
SCARLETT: Lemon's
showing up in the same looks
1255
00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:51,776
every single week,
the same makeup,
1256
00:46:51,776 --> 00:46:53,344
the same silhouettes...
1257
00:46:53,344 --> 00:46:56,847
Not good enough!
1258
00:46:56,847 --> 00:46:58,315
LEMON: I feel like the question
wasn't whose outfit
1259
00:46:58,315 --> 00:46:59,650
was the worst.
1260
00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:01,919
It was who deserves
to go home tonight.
1261
00:47:01,919 --> 00:47:04,522
ILONA: Lemon, I picked you
because I'm not the biggest fan
1262
00:47:04,522 --> 00:47:07,158
of the look,
and I'm not the closest to you.
1263
00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:09,493
LEMON: Well, I feel like
this whole time you've been--
1264
00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:11,996
had a wall up against me,
and I don't think
1265
00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:14,131
I've ever done that for you.
ILONA: Mm-hm.
1266
00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:16,834
LEMON: I am a twink to you,
and it feels like
1267
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,403
every time I come to you,
I don't get
1268
00:47:19,403 --> 00:47:21,906
that level of respect
back from you.
1269
00:47:21,906 --> 00:47:23,841
ILONA: Yes, you're
everything I wish I was,
1270
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:26,377
and it's so hard
for me to look at you.
1271
00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:29,647
I'm sorry that I said your name
and that made you feel bad.
1272
00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:31,949
BOA: I think that
1273
00:47:31,949 --> 00:47:35,119
you come off as not genuine,
1274
00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:37,922
and you want to be
the perfect person,
1275
00:47:37,922 --> 00:47:40,591
and I feel like I haven't
really gotten to know
1276
00:47:40,591 --> 00:47:43,527
the real you, and I tried.
1277
00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:47,865
LEMON: This entire competition,
I have been 100% Team Boa.
1278
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,067
To hear that I'm fake to her,
1279
00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:53,003
she let me say all
those things to her,
1280
00:47:53,003 --> 00:47:55,206
and never once
had a problem with me.
1281
00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:57,074
So who's being fake now?
1282
00:47:57,074 --> 00:47:59,210
BOA: I just think that
1283
00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:03,481
you have a lot of love
for yourself which you vocalize.
1284
00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:05,015
LEMON: I do.
BOA: Yeah.
1285
00:48:05,015 --> 00:48:06,350
BOA: And I'm not
gonna bring up names,
1286
00:48:06,350 --> 00:48:09,153
but I know some of the
other girls thought so too.
1287
00:48:09,153 --> 00:48:12,556
LEMON: This is not
RuPaul's best friend race.
1288
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:15,426
I'm not here to make
friends anymore.
1289
00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:19,697
BROOKE LYNN: Alright,
just between us Judge Judy's,
1290
00:48:19,697 --> 00:48:22,099
let's start with Scarlett BoBo.
1291
00:48:22,099 --> 00:48:23,601
STACEY: I had a great time
working with Scarlett.
1292
00:48:23,601 --> 00:48:25,402
She knew what she was doing.
1293
00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:27,638
She was funny.
She was quirky.
1294
00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:30,508
JEFFREY: I was such a fan
of Scarlett's look tonight.
1295
00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:33,144
I think she's so
beautiful and polished.
1296
00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:34,945
TOM: I just think the whole
thing has been awesome
1297
00:48:34,945 --> 00:48:36,280
and I love BoBo's look.
1298
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,783
Yeah, absolutely.
BROOKE LYNN: Ilona Verley.
1299
00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:41,652
JEFFREY: She gave me nothing but
the same, from start to finish.
1300
00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:44,255
STACEY: She was super
overly excited, right?
1301
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:45,689
And I got the best of her.
1302
00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:46,991
BROOKE LYNN: She definitely
should have put some makeup
1303
00:48:46,991 --> 00:48:49,760
on that ass.
Up next, Boa.
1304
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,363
STACEY: I am
missing BOA's spice.
1305
00:48:52,363 --> 00:48:54,431
When she first came out,
the first couple of weeks,
1306
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,934
when she'd walk the runway,
she was like this ball of fire.
1307
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:58,569
Now it's just like
it's another week.
1308
00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:00,771
JEFFREY: So yesterday,
in the workroom walkthrough,
1309
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:04,675
I was really questioning why Boa
hasn't won a maxi challenge yet,
1310
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:05,943
and now I'm getting it.
1311
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:08,179
I think she just
doesn't trust herself.
1312
00:49:08,179 --> 00:49:11,115
BROOKE LYNN: Her look,
it was just another bodysuit,
1313
00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,116
just a denim one.
1314
00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:13,250
TOM: The wings
were cool, though.
1315
00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:14,485
BROOKE LYNN: The
wings were fine.
1316
00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:15,719
I didn't care about them.
1317
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,455
Up next, we have Jimbo.
1318
00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:21,158
STACEY: On the runway,
I mean ,she just be bringing
1319
00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:25,129
high fashion, couture; like she
is going above and beyond.
1320
00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:26,931
She kilt it.
[laughs]
1321
00:49:26,931 --> 00:49:29,667
BROOKE LYNN: She kilt it.
Okay.
1322
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:31,669
JEFFREY: She has taken
all of our critiques
1323
00:49:31,669 --> 00:49:34,305
to let that star power
shine through,
1324
00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:36,307
and she is running with it.
1325
00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:37,875
TOM: I do think,
of all the outfits,
1326
00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:40,077
Jimbo's outfit was
probably the one
1327
00:49:40,077 --> 00:49:41,712
that I could see myself
wearing, actually.
1328
00:49:41,712 --> 00:49:42,613
BROOKE LYNN: For sure.
TOM: Yeah.
1329
00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:43,614
BROOKE LYNN: Rita Baga.
1330
00:49:43,614 --> 00:49:45,216
JEFFREY: I'm so glad to see
1331
00:49:45,216 --> 00:49:48,118
different sides
of Miss Rita Baga.
1332
00:49:48,118 --> 00:49:50,588
Now I just want
to see that, unh,
1333
00:49:50,588 --> 00:49:53,224
that it factor shining
through from her.
1334
00:49:53,224 --> 00:49:55,159
BROOKE LYNN: I really enjoyed
Rita in that law commercial.
1335
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:57,962
I loved her like kind of
slasay-da, for a better word.
1336
00:49:57,962 --> 00:49:59,530
Who the hell are
these two bitches?
1337
00:49:59,530 --> 00:50:00,998
Like didn't really give a fuck.
1338
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,300
STACEY: She is, wow.
1339
00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:06,070
As an actor, oh, amazing.
1340
00:50:06,070 --> 00:50:07,571
BROOKE LYNN: Priyanka.
1341
00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:09,573
JEFFREY: She really delivered
in the acting challenge,
1342
00:50:09,573 --> 00:50:12,309
but on the runway,
it was just meh,
1343
00:50:12,309 --> 00:50:15,579
and I think that we've all seen
so much more of Priyanka
1344
00:50:15,579 --> 00:50:17,781
and what she's capable of
delivering on this runway
1345
00:50:17,781 --> 00:50:20,284
that meh is just not cutting it.
1346
00:50:20,284 --> 00:50:21,819
BROOKE LYNN: I would love
to see a little bit more polish
1347
00:50:21,819 --> 00:50:23,787
from Priyanka,
so fix your hair, girl.
1348
00:50:23,787 --> 00:50:25,089
Lemon...
1349
00:50:25,089 --> 00:50:27,791
JEFFREY: I finally got
that Lemon pop, that zest,
1350
00:50:27,791 --> 00:50:29,927
but the taste level-- man.
1351
00:50:29,927 --> 00:50:31,262
BROOKE LYNN: Mm-hm.
1352
00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:33,864
JEFFREY: It is highly
questionable at this point.
1353
00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:35,199
BROOKE LYNN: Blugh.
1354
00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:37,268
It was terrible.
I hated it.
1355
00:50:37,268 --> 00:50:39,703
STACEY: Lemon is
definitely a natural actor,
1356
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:43,540
like she is great,
and definitely one to watch.
1357
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,643
That's why all those
girls are hating on her.
1358
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:47,444
BROOKE LYNN: Alright, ladies,
gentlemen, and Thomas Green...
1359
00:50:47,444 --> 00:50:49,013
TOM: Thank you.
1360
00:50:49,013 --> 00:50:50,381
BROOKE LYNN: I think we've
made a decision, yes?
1361
00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:51,715
STACEY: Yeah.
1362
00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:54,418
BROOKE LYNN: Bring
back the clitigators.
1363
00:50:54,418 --> 00:50:56,887
TOM: [bird noise]
That's a loon call.
1364
00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,455
BROOKE LYNN: Welcome to Canada.
1365
00:50:58,455 --> 00:51:00,724
[laughs]
1366
00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:01,992
TOM: Welcome back, ladies.
1367
00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:04,662
BROOKE LYNN: After
much deliberation,
1368
00:51:04,662 --> 00:51:07,698
we have made some decisions.
1369
00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:10,601
Rita Baga, in your ad,
1370
00:51:10,601 --> 00:51:15,139
you were hotdoggit
in your pursuit of justice,
1371
00:51:15,139 --> 00:51:18,575
and girl,
you blew it up on the runway.
1372
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,311
Con-drag-ulations, Rita Baga,
1373
00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:22,980
you are the winner of
this week's challenge.
1374
00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:24,415
RITA: Thank you!
[applause]
1375
00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:26,850
BROOKE LYNN: You have won
a custom designed wardrobe
1376
00:51:26,850 --> 00:51:29,987
valued at $10.000
1377
00:51:29,987 --> 00:51:31,989
from North Bound Leather.
1378
00:51:31,989 --> 00:51:33,357
TOM: Nice.
1379
00:51:33,357 --> 00:51:34,959
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you, Rita.
You may leave the stage.
1380
00:51:34,959 --> 00:51:36,560
RITA: Thank you.
Merci, merci, merci!
1381
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,195
[applause]
1382
00:51:38,195 --> 00:51:42,499
BROOKE LYNN: Jimbo,
your safe word is safe.
1383
00:51:42,499 --> 00:51:45,970
You may leave the stage.
1384
00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:47,071
BROOKE LYNN: Oh-oh.
1385
00:51:47,071 --> 00:51:50,641
BoBo, you are safe.
SCARLETT: Thank you.
1386
00:51:50,641 --> 00:51:51,775
BROOKE LYNN: Keep up
the good work.
1387
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,843
We see you, girl.
1388
00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:54,945
You may join the other girls.
1389
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:57,247
BROOKE LYNN: Priyanka,
you are safe.
1390
00:51:57,247 --> 00:51:59,516
You may leave the stage.
[applause]
1391
00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:01,819
BROOKE LYNN: Boa,
the prosecution can see
1392
00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:03,554
you have wings,
1393
00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:07,124
but your execution
has yet to take flight.
1394
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,960
Ilona Verley,
in your legal ad,
1395
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,396
your sissy was out of order,
1396
00:52:12,396 --> 00:52:13,998
and on the runway,
1397
00:52:13,998 --> 00:52:16,900
will your chaps be found
in contempt of court?
1398
00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:19,036
Lemon, in the legal add,
1399
00:52:19,036 --> 00:52:22,439
your legalese was a tight tease,
1400
00:52:22,439 --> 00:52:23,707
but on the runway,
1401
00:52:23,707 --> 00:52:27,845
was your loose cut
a little too plaintiff?
1402
00:52:27,845 --> 00:52:29,913
Ilona Verley,
1403
00:52:29,913 --> 00:52:33,717
I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
1404
00:52:33,717 --> 00:52:36,920
Lemon, you are safe.
1405
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,023
You may leave the stage.
1406
00:52:39,023 --> 00:52:42,559
♪
1407
00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:46,997
BROOKE LYNN: Boa, that means you
are up for elimination tonight.
1408
00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:52,202
Two queens stand before us.
1409
00:52:52,202 --> 00:52:55,606
Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
1410
00:52:55,606 --> 00:52:58,175
a lip synch performance
to Alessia Cara's
1411
00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:00,077
"Scars To Your Beautiful."
1412
00:53:00,077 --> 00:53:04,081
Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress us
1413
00:53:04,081 --> 00:53:07,084
and save yourself
from elimination.
1414
00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:09,753
♪
1415
00:53:09,753 --> 00:53:12,623
TOM: The time has come
1416
00:53:12,623 --> 00:53:15,626
for you to lip synch
1417
00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:17,995
for your life!
1418
00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:19,463
ILONA: I about to lip synch,
1419
00:53:19,463 --> 00:53:21,999
and this time,
there's no tears, bitch.
1420
00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:24,301
I'm about to send
this bitch packing.
1421
00:53:24,301 --> 00:53:25,836
BOA: I have to show
the judges that I am here
1422
00:53:25,836 --> 00:53:28,405
and that I am here to win.
I have to kill this lip synch.
1423
00:53:28,405 --> 00:53:31,408
There is no other option.
I've got to fight!
1424
00:53:31,408 --> 00:53:34,078
TOM: Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
1425
00:53:34,078 --> 00:53:35,579
♪
1426
00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:38,816
♪ She just wants
to be beautiful ♪
1427
00:53:38,816 --> 00:53:43,520
♪ She goes unnoticed,
she knows no limits ♪
1428
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:48,325
♪ She craves attention,
she praises an image ♪
1429
00:53:48,325 --> 00:53:53,230
♪ She prays to be
sculpted by the sculptor ♪
1430
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:57,067
♪ Oh, she don't see
the light that's shining ♪
1431
00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:59,670
♪ Deeper than
the eyes can find it ♪
1432
00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:01,238
♪ Maybe we have
made her blind ♪
1433
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:04,908
♪ So she tries
to cover up her pain ♪
1434
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:07,611
♪ And cut her woes away ♪
1435
00:54:07,611 --> 00:54:12,316
♪ Cause covergirls don't cry
after their face is made ♪
1436
00:54:12,316 --> 00:54:17,588
♪ But there's a hope that's
waiting for you in the dark ♪
1437
00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:22,192
♪ You should know you're
beautiful just the way you are ♪
1438
00:54:22,192 --> 00:54:24,962
♪ And you don't
have to change a thing ♪
1439
00:54:24,962 --> 00:54:27,197
♪ The world could
change its heart ♪
1440
00:54:27,197 --> 00:54:29,800
♪ No scars to your beautiful ♪
1441
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,903
♪ We're stars
and we're beautiful ♪
1442
00:54:32,903 --> 00:54:35,572
♪ She don't see her perfect ♪
1443
00:54:35,572 --> 00:54:38,242
♪ She don't understand
she's worth it ♪
1444
00:54:38,242 --> 00:54:40,611
♪ Or that beauty goes
deeper than the surface, ♪
1445
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:43,113
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1446
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,716
♪ So to all the girls
that's hurting ♪
1447
00:54:45,716 --> 00:54:48,051
♪ Let me be your mirror ♪
1448
00:54:48,051 --> 00:54:50,754
♪ Help you see
a little bit clearer ♪
1449
00:54:50,754 --> 00:54:52,823
♪ The light that
shines within ♪
1450
00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:57,294
♪ There's a hope that's
waiting for you in the dark ♪
1451
00:54:57,294 --> 00:55:01,865
♪ You should know you're
beautiful just the way you are ♪
1452
00:55:01,865 --> 00:55:04,468
♪ And you don't
have to change a thing ♪
1453
00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:06,904
♪ The world could
change its heart ♪
1454
00:55:06,904 --> 00:55:09,206
♪ No scars to your beautiful ♪
1455
00:55:09,206 --> 00:55:13,377
♪ We're stars
and we're beautiful ♪
1456
00:55:13,377 --> 00:55:16,079
♪ No better you than
the you that you are ♪
1457
00:55:16,079 --> 00:55:18,515
♪ (No better you than
the you that you are) ♪
1458
00:55:18,515 --> 00:55:20,884
♪ No better life than
the life we're living ♪
1459
00:55:20,884 --> 00:55:23,287
♪ (No better life than
the life we're living) ♪
1460
00:55:23,287 --> 00:55:25,489
♪ No better time for
your shine you're a star ♪
1461
00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:27,724
♪ (No better time for
your shine you're a star) ♪
1462
00:55:27,724 --> 00:55:32,596
♪ Oh, you're beautiful,
oh, you're beautiful ♪
1463
00:55:32,596 --> 00:55:36,667
♪ And there's a hope that's
waiting for you in the dark ♪
1464
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:41,405
♪ You should know you're
beautiful just the way you are ♪
1465
00:55:41,405 --> 00:55:44,074
♪ And you don't
have to change a thing ♪
1466
00:55:44,074 --> 00:55:46,243
♪ The world could
change is heart ♪
1467
00:55:46,243 --> 00:55:48,845
♪ No scars to your beautiful ♪
1468
00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:52,749
♪ We're stars
and we're beautiful ♪
1469
00:55:52,749 --> 00:55:57,287
[applause]
1470
00:55:57,287 --> 00:56:01,425
♪
1471
00:56:01,425 --> 00:56:04,928
♪
1472
00:56:04,928 --> 00:56:07,764
♪
1473
00:56:07,764 --> 00:56:10,100
BROOKE LYNN: This is
truly getting harder
1474
00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:13,537
and harder as the weeks go on.
1475
00:56:13,537 --> 00:56:15,772
Ilona Verley...
1476
00:56:15,772 --> 00:56:18,308
Chanté, you stay.
1477
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:19,509
ILONA: Thank you.
1478
00:56:19,509 --> 00:56:20,677
BROOKE LYNN: You
may join the others.
1479
00:56:20,677 --> 00:56:22,646
ILONA: I will
edit my ass off.
1480
00:56:22,646 --> 00:56:24,181
Literally, I'll
get it out of here.
1481
00:56:24,181 --> 00:56:26,083
BOA: I love you.
ILONA: You're a star.
1482
00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:28,318
Love you, bitch.
BOA: Love you.
1483
00:56:28,318 --> 00:56:31,321
BROOKE LYNN: Boa, to us,
1484
00:56:31,321 --> 00:56:35,459
you are bold, outrageous,
and audacious.
1485
00:56:35,459 --> 00:56:37,527
You say "Bitch On Arrival,"
1486
00:56:37,527 --> 00:56:40,564
but we say
"Star On Departure."
1487
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:42,032
BOA: This has been
an amazing experience.
1488
00:56:42,032 --> 00:56:44,034
You guys have been
so good to me.
1489
00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:46,403
I've learned so much
about myself,
1490
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:49,039
and I've made so many
amazing sisters and friends.
1491
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:51,308
And I just,
I can't even explain
1492
00:56:51,308 --> 00:56:53,310
how grateful I am
for this opportunity.
1493
00:56:53,310 --> 00:56:55,078
BROOKE LYNN: We are
all so proud of you.
1494
00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:58,615
Now, sashay away.
1495
00:56:58,615 --> 00:57:00,617
BOA: Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
1496
00:57:00,617 --> 00:57:02,452
I didn't come here
to make friends.
1497
00:57:02,452 --> 00:57:03,954
I came here to make lasagna.
1498
00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:08,358
[laughter]
1499
00:57:08,358 --> 00:57:10,827
BOA: What I love about drag
is it's just like given me
1500
00:57:10,827 --> 00:57:14,298
such ability to be myself
but times a million,
1501
00:57:14,298 --> 00:57:16,667
and I want them to remember
me as that stupid bitch
1502
00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:19,102
who isn't afraid
to make fun of herself,
1503
00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:23,307
and to make light
out of something dark.
1504
00:57:23,307 --> 00:57:25,542
BROOKE LYNN:
Con-drag-ulations, top 6.
1505
00:57:25,542 --> 00:57:27,744
PRIYANKA: Yeah!
[cheering & applause]
1506
00:57:27,744 --> 00:57:31,815
BROOKE: Stay
true north strong and...
1507
00:57:31,815 --> 00:57:33,650
QUEENS: Fierce!
1508
00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:36,953
BROOKE LYNN: Now
let the music play!
1509
00:57:36,953 --> 00:57:38,221
♪ You wear it well ♪
1510
00:57:38,221 --> 00:57:40,190
♪ Lipstick, lipstick
painted on ♪
1511
00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:41,958
♪ You wear it well ♪
1512
00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:45,929
♪ That look sure suits
you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1513
00:57:45,929 --> 00:57:49,333
♪ Work it for me ♪
♪ Work it for me, me ♪
1514
00:57:49,333 --> 00:57:51,335
♪ You wear it ♪
♪ You wear it ♪
1515
00:57:51,335 --> 00:57:53,770
♪ You wear it well ♪
1516
00:57:53,770 --> 00:57:55,939
RUPAUL: Next time,
on Canada's Drag Race...
1517
00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:58,542
BROOKE LYNN: We have entered
the six of you in the very first
1518
00:57:58,542 --> 00:58:01,545
pageant in Drag Race her-story.
1519
00:58:01,545 --> 00:58:04,581
QUEENS: Ooh.
RITA: Yeah!
1520
00:58:04,581 --> 00:58:06,717
JIMBO: Ay, ay, ay,
ay, ay, ay, ay!
1521
00:58:06,717 --> 00:58:08,285
ILONA: Do you
people like this?
1522
00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:09,252
STEFAN: Oh, no, no, no, no.
1523
00:58:09,252 --> 00:58:10,954
PRIYANKA: Ahhh!
1524
00:58:10,954 --> 00:58:13,256
LEMON: And world peace.
Thank you.
1525
00:58:13,256 --> 00:58:15,759
ALLIE X: I have to say, for me,
you weren't the most memorable.
1526
00:58:15,759 --> 00:58:17,227
BROOKE LYNN: It's
my least favourite thing
1527
00:58:17,227 --> 00:58:18,495
you've worn on the runway.
1528
00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:19,563
STACEY: I just don't
like the dress at all,
1529
00:58:19,563 --> 00:58:20,964
and I don't like your hair.
1530
00:58:20,964 --> 00:58:23,233
JEFFREY: It's not
glamourous by any means.
1531
00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:25,168
JIMBO: Okay!
1532
00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:28,939
♪
1533
00:58:28,939 --> 00:58:32,609
♪
1534
00:58:32,609 --> 00:58:36,079
♪
1535
00:58:36,079 --> 00:58:40,550
♪
1536
00:58:40,550 --> 00:58:44,788
♪
1537
00:58:44,788 --> 00:58:49,826
♪
1538
00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:53,563
♪
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