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Got you a fix. 12 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,500 One more here... 13 00:00:33,536 --> 00:00:35,068 Oh, hi! 14 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:36,904 Maddy, I did not forget about you. 15 00:00:36,939 --> 00:00:38,071 Thanks, honey... 16 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,907 and can you help with one more problem? 17 00:00:39,942 --> 00:00:41,107 - Sure. - Thank you. 18 00:00:42,878 --> 00:00:44,745 What's the prognosis? 19 00:00:44,780 --> 00:00:45,646 Oh... 20 00:00:45,681 --> 00:00:49,282 well, orchids need less sunlight, not more. 21 00:00:49,318 --> 00:00:50,484 Here, I'll take care of it. 22 00:00:50,519 --> 00:00:51,585 I'll get it back to you next week. 23 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:53,654 Dex and I are going to that wedding this weekend. 24 00:00:53,689 --> 00:00:55,188 Oh... and how are things with Dex? 25 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:56,857 Well, last night at dinner, 26 00:00:56,892 --> 00:00:58,926 he asked for my social security number. 27 00:00:58,961 --> 00:01:01,595 How... romantic? 28 00:01:01,630 --> 00:01:02,996 I think he wants to add me to his retirement account. 29 00:01:03,031 --> 00:01:04,164 Or running a credit check? 30 00:01:04,199 --> 00:01:05,833 Either way, it's forward motion. 31 00:01:05,868 --> 00:01:07,300 Still hasn't popped the question, huh? 32 00:01:07,336 --> 00:01:08,368 No, no... 33 00:01:08,403 --> 00:01:09,503 but I've dropped a few hints, 34 00:01:09,538 --> 00:01:10,637 and, you know, Dex, 35 00:01:10,673 --> 00:01:13,540 he can get really distracted when the stocks are down, 36 00:01:13,576 --> 00:01:16,309 so I'm just praying for a bull market. 37 00:01:16,345 --> 00:01:18,545 Tess, you already missed your "ring by spring" goal. 38 00:01:18,581 --> 00:01:21,214 Well, Australia's spring is in September. 39 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:23,049 And what's going to happen with Dex 40 00:01:23,085 --> 00:01:24,184 when you get that fellowship at Northwestern? 41 00:01:24,219 --> 00:01:25,652 I don't have the fellowship yet, 42 00:01:25,688 --> 00:01:26,753 and, you know, 43 00:01:26,789 --> 00:01:29,723 it's tricky with Dex because he loves Boston so much. 44 00:01:29,758 --> 00:01:30,958 I don't want to spook him. 45 00:01:30,993 --> 00:01:32,726 Sounds like he needs to be spooked 46 00:01:32,761 --> 00:01:34,561 to appreciate what he's got in you. 47 00:01:34,597 --> 00:01:36,830 Don't worry. I have a plan. 48 00:01:36,866 --> 00:01:37,698 And you've got a patient. 49 00:01:37,733 --> 00:01:38,699 Oh. 50 00:01:40,035 --> 00:01:41,702 Hi, Sam! 51 00:01:41,737 --> 00:01:43,971 I hear you're making a miraculous recovery. 52 00:01:46,842 --> 00:01:47,841 Hello! 53 00:01:47,877 --> 00:01:49,643 I am Dr. Harper, and you are... 54 00:01:49,678 --> 00:01:52,012 Nervous. 55 00:01:52,047 --> 00:01:54,147 Look, doctor, uh, before you give me the shot, 56 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,415 I've got to tell you, I've got a phobia of needles. 57 00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:56,449 So, um... 58 00:01:56,485 --> 00:01:58,886 Mm-hmm. Can you do me a favor and just, uh... 59 00:01:58,921 --> 00:02:00,487 could you just hold this for me, 60 00:02:00,523 --> 00:02:01,388 and just, um... just be careful 61 00:02:01,423 --> 00:02:03,924 because it's really, you know, fragile. 62 00:02:03,959 --> 00:02:05,425 But I was scarred when I was a kid. 63 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:07,561 Um, I had a shot, and... 64 00:02:07,596 --> 00:02:08,929 just messed me up. 65 00:02:08,964 --> 00:02:09,830 Be careful! 66 00:02:09,865 --> 00:02:12,566 Okay, as I was saying, um, I'm a real... 67 00:02:15,370 --> 00:02:16,236 Was that the shot? 68 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:20,073 That wasn't bad at all. 69 00:02:20,108 --> 00:02:22,108 Rule number one... 70 00:02:22,144 --> 00:02:23,677 always keep the patient distracted. 71 00:02:23,712 --> 00:02:25,746 Good job. 72 00:02:30,886 --> 00:02:32,185 [phone rings] 73 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,125 Amber! 74 00:02:39,161 --> 00:02:40,727 How's the bride-to-be? 75 00:02:40,763 --> 00:02:43,063 Good! I'm excited! 76 00:02:43,098 --> 00:02:45,131 I'm going to send you a link to the Commodore Club. 77 00:02:45,167 --> 00:02:47,634 It's amazing. It's right on the lake. 78 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:49,135 There's a golf course and a spa, 79 00:02:49,171 --> 00:02:50,070 and everybody in the wedding party 80 00:02:50,105 --> 00:02:52,539 gets their own bungalow. 81 00:02:52,575 --> 00:02:54,074 Well, you've always lived large. 82 00:02:54,109 --> 00:02:56,043 Why would your wedding be any different? 83 00:02:56,078 --> 00:02:57,477 Anyway, I cannot wait. 84 00:02:57,512 --> 00:02:58,645 Hey, how are you holding up? 85 00:02:58,681 --> 00:03:00,146 Oh... 86 00:03:00,182 --> 00:03:01,715 did I tell you I'm rethinking the flowers? 87 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:02,816 Again? 88 00:03:02,851 --> 00:03:04,117 What is wrong with the Delphinium? 89 00:03:04,152 --> 00:03:05,018 Well, I just... 90 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,486 I realized that they're going to clash 91 00:03:06,521 --> 00:03:07,721 with the bridesmaids' dresses! 92 00:03:07,756 --> 00:03:08,956 Okay, okay... 93 00:03:08,991 --> 00:03:10,256 remember the advice I gave you 94 00:03:10,292 --> 00:03:12,392 about your prom dress in high school? 95 00:03:12,427 --> 00:03:13,794 Close your eyes. 96 00:03:13,829 --> 00:03:15,228 Shut out the world. 97 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:17,163 Now imagine, what color do you see 98 00:03:17,199 --> 00:03:19,232 coming down the aisle? 99 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:20,333 The pink bridesmaids' dresses... 100 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:23,436 and pink does go with blue. 101 00:03:23,472 --> 00:03:24,471 So... 102 00:03:24,506 --> 00:03:27,173 yeah, I'm going to stick with the Delphinium. 103 00:03:27,209 --> 00:03:29,142 Oh, Tessie, what would I do without you? 104 00:03:29,177 --> 00:03:30,944 Nothing, 'cause I'll be there soon, 105 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:31,945 and I cannot wait! 106 00:03:31,981 --> 00:03:33,446 Does the same go for Dex? 107 00:03:33,482 --> 00:03:34,681 Absolutely! 108 00:03:34,717 --> 00:03:37,250 We are having dinner tonight to go over all the travel plans. 109 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:38,184 Yay! 110 00:03:38,220 --> 00:03:39,419 Yay! 111 00:03:44,827 --> 00:03:46,192 Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. 112 00:03:46,228 --> 00:03:47,594 I stopped by 113 00:03:47,630 --> 00:03:48,629 to get that charger that you asked for, 114 00:03:48,664 --> 00:03:49,663 and then I popped by home 115 00:03:49,698 --> 00:03:51,131 so that I could change, and... 116 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:52,332 You look sensational. 117 00:03:52,367 --> 00:03:53,433 Thank you. 118 00:03:53,468 --> 00:03:54,300 Let's get a table. I am starving. 119 00:03:54,336 --> 00:03:56,103 Oh, hon', 120 00:03:56,138 --> 00:03:57,437 there's actually just someone I want you to meet first. 121 00:03:57,472 --> 00:03:58,705 Oh, but I've been juggling patients all day. 122 00:03:58,741 --> 00:04:00,507 I haven't had anything to eat. 123 00:04:00,542 --> 00:04:02,175 Absolutely. What was I thinking? 124 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:03,510 Holbrook can wait. 125 00:04:03,545 --> 00:04:05,112 Mr. Holbrook? 126 00:04:06,715 --> 00:04:08,015 Your new boss? 127 00:04:08,050 --> 00:04:09,349 Yeah, I just bumped into him here. 128 00:04:09,384 --> 00:04:10,651 I promised him you'd say hello. 129 00:04:10,686 --> 00:04:12,218 Oh, no, no, no, no. 130 00:04:12,254 --> 00:04:13,219 It's good. We should say hi. 131 00:04:13,255 --> 00:04:14,254 Right. 132 00:04:17,726 --> 00:04:18,659 Mr. Holbrook. 133 00:04:18,694 --> 00:04:19,793 Dex. 134 00:04:19,828 --> 00:04:20,527 I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, 135 00:04:20,562 --> 00:04:21,728 Dr. Tess Harper. 136 00:04:21,764 --> 00:04:22,696 Hi. Nice to meet you. 137 00:04:22,731 --> 00:04:23,797 Nice to meet you. 138 00:04:23,832 --> 00:04:25,465 She's on staff at Bayside General 139 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,700 and still somehow manages to find time 140 00:04:26,735 --> 00:04:28,301 to head the fundraiser for Harborwalk. 141 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:29,402 Really? 142 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:30,370 That's very impressive. 143 00:04:30,405 --> 00:04:31,705 Oh, my life is easy. 144 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:34,107 Dex works ten times harder than I do. 145 00:04:35,044 --> 00:04:36,242 Well... 146 00:04:36,278 --> 00:04:37,678 Dex, if you pick your stocks 147 00:04:37,713 --> 00:04:40,147 the same way you pick your girlfriend, 148 00:04:40,182 --> 00:04:41,314 you've got a great future ahead of you. 149 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:43,383 Have a nice dinner. 150 00:04:43,418 --> 00:04:44,651 See you, Mr. Holbrook. 151 00:04:44,687 --> 00:04:45,786 Take care, Dex. 152 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:50,957 Thank you. 153 00:04:53,962 --> 00:04:55,028 Thanks. 154 00:04:55,064 --> 00:04:56,329 You were perfect back there. 155 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:57,664 Thanks for talking me up to Holbrook. 156 00:04:57,700 --> 00:05:00,000 [phone chirps] 157 00:05:00,035 --> 00:05:02,368 Oh, enough work-talk for one night? 158 00:05:02,404 --> 00:05:03,737 Of course. 159 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,074 Amber's wedding is finally going to give us 160 00:05:07,109 --> 00:05:08,441 a chance to relax. 161 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,243 I already booked our flights. 162 00:05:10,278 --> 00:05:11,578 Um, day after tomorrow. 163 00:05:11,613 --> 00:05:13,113 I got us aisle seats. 164 00:05:13,148 --> 00:05:14,881 We have barbecues, golf... 165 00:05:14,917 --> 00:05:16,382 I already booked us massages at the spa. 166 00:05:16,418 --> 00:05:17,584 Right. 167 00:05:17,619 --> 00:05:18,451 Oh, and guess what? 168 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:19,586 Someone from the selection committee 169 00:05:19,621 --> 00:05:20,587 for the fellowship 170 00:05:20,622 --> 00:05:21,621 is going to be there. 171 00:05:21,656 --> 00:05:22,723 He's a friend of Amber's Dad! 172 00:05:22,758 --> 00:05:23,690 That's great! 173 00:05:23,726 --> 00:05:24,791 Yeah. 174 00:05:24,827 --> 00:05:26,226 Yeah, I thought the wedding would be a great place 175 00:05:26,261 --> 00:05:27,594 to talk to him, 176 00:05:27,629 --> 00:05:29,262 and, you know, for us to scope out... 177 00:05:29,297 --> 00:05:31,531 Chicago? Again? 178 00:05:31,566 --> 00:05:34,067 It's two hours from where I grew up. 179 00:05:34,103 --> 00:05:36,036 Plus, I could see my Mom more, 180 00:05:36,071 --> 00:05:37,470 and your firm has an office there. 181 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:38,905 You could put in for that transfer. 182 00:05:38,941 --> 00:05:39,906 I know, I know. 183 00:05:39,942 --> 00:05:41,708 I just, I need to wrap my brain around this. 184 00:05:41,744 --> 00:05:43,043 Oh, come on. 185 00:05:43,078 --> 00:05:44,544 It's Chi-town! 186 00:05:44,579 --> 00:05:46,713 The Windy City! Wrigley Field! 187 00:05:46,749 --> 00:05:47,948 I prefer Fenway Park. 188 00:05:47,983 --> 00:05:49,149 Agree to disagree. 189 00:05:49,184 --> 00:05:50,283 Okay. 190 00:05:50,318 --> 00:05:51,651 Tess, what do you need Chicago for? 191 00:05:51,686 --> 00:05:52,652 You've got everything you need right here. 192 00:05:52,687 --> 00:05:56,322 But Northwestern is a leader in innovation. 193 00:05:56,358 --> 00:05:57,357 At Bayside, 194 00:05:57,392 --> 00:06:00,426 we have to fight over digital thermometers... 195 00:06:00,462 --> 00:06:03,396 and yes, there is a lot to love about this city, 196 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:04,765 but... 197 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:05,999 Tess, let's just get through this week 198 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:08,001 before planning the rest of our lives. 199 00:06:08,036 --> 00:06:10,137 Okay... 200 00:06:10,172 --> 00:06:11,437 but in the meantime, 201 00:06:11,473 --> 00:06:12,272 pack those golf shoes, 202 00:06:12,307 --> 00:06:14,040 'cause we are going to have a blast. 203 00:06:15,477 --> 00:06:16,309 Okay. 204 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,648 So you've known each other how long? 205 00:06:21,683 --> 00:06:24,084 Oh, Amber and I went to grade school, 206 00:06:24,119 --> 00:06:26,653 and then all the way through college together. 207 00:06:26,688 --> 00:06:29,022 Yeah, it was always Amber's job to get in trouble, 208 00:06:29,057 --> 00:06:31,024 and it was my job to come in and fix it. 209 00:06:31,059 --> 00:06:32,259 Oh, really? 210 00:06:32,294 --> 00:06:33,093 Oh, yeah! 211 00:06:33,128 --> 00:06:34,661 Like, when Amber was learning to drive, 212 00:06:34,696 --> 00:06:35,929 and she hit a mailbox, 213 00:06:35,964 --> 00:06:37,497 I took the fall. 214 00:06:37,532 --> 00:06:40,934 When she, like, flooded the dorm with bubble bath, 215 00:06:40,969 --> 00:06:43,136 I was the one who found the mops. 216 00:06:43,172 --> 00:06:44,971 I would even go on double-dates with her 217 00:06:45,007 --> 00:06:46,773 and laugh at her jokes just so they didn't bomb. 218 00:06:46,809 --> 00:06:48,041 Typical Tess. 219 00:06:48,076 --> 00:06:50,043 But when I get to Chicago, 220 00:06:50,078 --> 00:06:52,478 I am going to relax and have fun. 221 00:06:52,514 --> 00:06:54,147 You, relaxing? 222 00:06:54,183 --> 00:06:55,115 What does that look like? 223 00:06:55,150 --> 00:06:56,716 Very funny. 224 00:06:56,751 --> 00:06:59,152 I can relax. I can chill. 225 00:06:59,188 --> 00:07:00,620 Chillax. 226 00:07:00,655 --> 00:07:01,721 Cool my jets. 227 00:07:01,756 --> 00:07:04,191 Well, when you get that fellowship... 228 00:07:04,226 --> 00:07:06,993 If I get that fellowship. 229 00:07:07,029 --> 00:07:08,695 It is still a longshot. 230 00:07:08,730 --> 00:07:10,297 Plus... you know, 231 00:07:10,332 --> 00:07:12,398 I have a really nice life here. 232 00:07:12,434 --> 00:07:14,301 Is that you talking, or Dex? 233 00:07:14,336 --> 00:07:15,802 Okay, you got me, 234 00:07:15,838 --> 00:07:16,769 but I'm telling you, 235 00:07:16,805 --> 00:07:19,706 after four days in that warm wedding glow, 236 00:07:19,741 --> 00:07:21,241 at that amazing resort, 237 00:07:21,276 --> 00:07:23,910 Dex is going to fall in love with Chicago, 238 00:07:23,946 --> 00:07:25,745 he's going to propose to me, 239 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:27,848 and practically insist that I take that fellowship! 240 00:07:27,883 --> 00:07:28,982 And if he doesn't? 241 00:07:34,957 --> 00:07:36,456 Knock-knock! 242 00:07:37,926 --> 00:07:39,359 I have our seats 243 00:07:39,394 --> 00:07:41,694 and our boarding passes for this weekend. 244 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:43,730 I am sorry, Tess. 245 00:07:43,765 --> 00:07:45,098 There's been a hitch. 246 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:46,066 Holbrook came down to my office, 247 00:07:46,101 --> 00:07:48,335 and he said he wants to talk about my future. 248 00:07:48,370 --> 00:07:49,602 This weekend... 249 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:50,837 he invited me to go yachting! 250 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:54,341 But Dex, we're going to Amber's wedding this weekend! 251 00:07:54,376 --> 00:07:55,508 I know, sweetie, 252 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,244 but it's such a great opportunity. 253 00:07:57,279 --> 00:07:59,746 But we can't miss the wedding! 254 00:07:59,781 --> 00:08:01,748 This is... this is terrible timing. 255 00:08:01,783 --> 00:08:03,783 What do you want me to do? 256 00:08:03,818 --> 00:08:07,087 Well, come with me! To the wedding! 257 00:08:07,122 --> 00:08:09,189 It will mean so much to Amber, and it's going to be a blast. 258 00:08:09,224 --> 00:08:10,723 I mean, it's going to be awkward 259 00:08:10,759 --> 00:08:12,558 telling Holbrook I'm going to back out. 260 00:08:13,896 --> 00:08:15,128 You already told Holbrook yes? 261 00:08:15,163 --> 00:08:17,197 It was spur of the moment. I wasn't thinking. 262 00:08:17,232 --> 00:08:18,498 Oh... 263 00:08:19,501 --> 00:08:20,867 Wow... 264 00:08:22,337 --> 00:08:25,438 Well, I mean, I guess you can't back out now. 265 00:08:25,473 --> 00:08:27,073 It just... 266 00:08:27,109 --> 00:08:28,909 this really changes my plans. 267 00:08:28,944 --> 00:08:30,443 Your plans? 268 00:08:30,478 --> 00:08:33,313 Huh? Oh, uh, you know, just... 269 00:08:33,348 --> 00:08:36,049 celebrating... the wedding. 270 00:08:36,084 --> 00:08:38,418 Sweetheart, I'll make it up to you. 271 00:08:38,453 --> 00:08:39,953 Okay. 272 00:08:41,756 --> 00:08:43,990 Well, it's not going to be the same without you. 273 00:08:44,026 --> 00:08:44,958 Trust me. 274 00:08:53,668 --> 00:08:54,801 [phone rings] 275 00:08:57,806 --> 00:08:59,505 Hey! What's up? 276 00:08:59,541 --> 00:09:00,473 [Amber, over phone]: Hey, Tess! 277 00:09:00,508 --> 00:09:01,674 Why aren't you at the airport? 278 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,276 Ah, in a few hours. 279 00:09:03,312 --> 00:09:04,577 Yes, I'm leaving soon. 280 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:05,745 Where's Dex? 281 00:09:07,349 --> 00:09:08,481 Um, well, actually, 282 00:09:08,516 --> 00:09:10,250 it's just going to be me for the wedding. 283 00:09:10,285 --> 00:09:12,252 Dex can't make it. 284 00:09:12,287 --> 00:09:13,353 What? 285 00:09:13,388 --> 00:09:15,922 Yeah, he had a work situation come up. 286 00:09:15,958 --> 00:09:18,291 I can't believe it! 287 00:09:18,327 --> 00:09:20,260 Calm down, Amber... 288 00:09:20,295 --> 00:09:21,828 You're the one who should be upset! 289 00:09:21,863 --> 00:09:23,629 Well, you know how busy Dex is, 290 00:09:23,665 --> 00:09:24,764 and this is just a... 291 00:09:24,799 --> 00:09:27,434 Quit making excuses. 292 00:09:27,469 --> 00:09:29,970 I mean, not only is he missing my wedding, 293 00:09:30,005 --> 00:09:31,171 he's leaving you high and dry. 294 00:09:31,206 --> 00:09:32,638 Nonsense. I will be fine. 295 00:09:32,674 --> 00:09:33,773 I am fine. 296 00:09:33,808 --> 00:09:35,275 Fine. 297 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:36,309 What time does your flight land? 298 00:09:36,345 --> 00:09:37,844 At three o'clock. 299 00:09:37,879 --> 00:09:39,112 I'm heading to the airport now, and... 300 00:09:39,147 --> 00:09:40,347 Oh, shoot. 301 00:09:40,382 --> 00:09:41,314 What's wrong? 302 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:42,382 I just... I realized 303 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:44,284 that the rental car's in Dex's name. 304 00:09:44,319 --> 00:09:45,151 Don't worry. 305 00:09:45,187 --> 00:09:47,387 I'll arrange someone to pick you up. 306 00:09:47,422 --> 00:09:49,522 Oh, no, you don't have to do that, truly. 307 00:09:51,326 --> 00:09:52,993 Hello, Amber? 308 00:09:53,028 --> 00:09:54,727 Amber, hello, are you there? 309 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,629 I lost you. 310 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,531 Uh, yep, still here. 311 00:09:58,566 --> 00:10:00,133 Think my WiFi's on the fritz. 312 00:10:00,168 --> 00:10:01,868 [phone chimes] 313 00:10:01,903 --> 00:10:03,403 What? Not again... 314 00:10:03,438 --> 00:10:05,138 Oh, are you okay? 315 00:10:05,173 --> 00:10:06,973 The wedding planner and I have been clashing 316 00:10:07,009 --> 00:10:08,341 over napkin rings. 317 00:10:08,377 --> 00:10:09,909 I've got to go, honey. 318 00:10:09,944 --> 00:10:11,344 Get here soon, okay? 319 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:12,512 I am on my way. 320 00:10:12,547 --> 00:10:13,880 See you soon. 321 00:10:36,438 --> 00:10:37,504 Hi! 322 00:10:37,539 --> 00:10:38,838 I'm Tess Harper. 323 00:10:38,873 --> 00:10:40,006 Yeah, Michael. 324 00:10:40,042 --> 00:10:41,074 Got any bags? 325 00:10:41,109 --> 00:10:42,875 Oh, just a few. I travel light. 326 00:10:42,911 --> 00:10:44,077 - Okay, great. - Yeah. 327 00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:49,615 Whew! 328 00:10:49,651 --> 00:10:51,684 This is traveling light, is it? 329 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,086 Well, it's a four-day wedding. 330 00:10:53,121 --> 00:10:55,021 I need a lot of outfits. 331 00:10:55,057 --> 00:10:56,689 Oh, oh, please be careful with that one! 332 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,525 Oh, and that one, too. 333 00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,926 Why, what do you have in here? 334 00:10:59,961 --> 00:11:02,028 Um, well, shoes. 335 00:11:02,064 --> 00:11:03,063 A lot of shoes. 336 00:11:03,098 --> 00:11:04,264 That's a lot of shoes. 337 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:06,866 Yeah... 338 00:11:08,503 --> 00:11:09,769 You know what, you can just hop in if you want. 339 00:11:09,804 --> 00:11:11,438 I'll get you there real quick. 340 00:11:11,473 --> 00:11:13,073 I know Chicago like the back of my hand. 341 00:11:13,108 --> 00:11:14,974 Why don't you have a sticker? 342 00:11:15,009 --> 00:11:15,942 A what now? 343 00:11:15,977 --> 00:11:18,778 A sticker? You know, the... 344 00:11:18,813 --> 00:11:20,280 ride-share sticker? 345 00:11:20,315 --> 00:11:21,981 Oh, a sticker? Yeah... 346 00:11:22,016 --> 00:11:23,616 Yeah, they don't give them to all of us. 347 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:26,786 Are you sure you don't want 348 00:11:26,821 --> 00:11:27,753 to ride up in the front with me? 349 00:11:27,789 --> 00:11:28,788 I'm good. 350 00:11:28,823 --> 00:11:30,756 Yeah. Okay... 351 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,058 'cause I'm not a chauffeur. 352 00:11:34,429 --> 00:11:35,861 I'm the Best Man. 353 00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:40,900 Oh! 354 00:11:40,935 --> 00:11:41,901 Front? 355 00:11:41,936 --> 00:11:42,902 Yeah. 356 00:11:42,937 --> 00:11:44,070 Doc. 357 00:11:44,106 --> 00:11:45,338 That was a dirty trick you just played. 358 00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:46,172 Trick? 359 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:47,940 You're the one who made the assumption. 360 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,515 And you had the chauffeur sign. 361 00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:58,284 Amber said, "Go to the airport and pick up Tess." 362 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,653 She's getting super stressy with the wedding flowers, 363 00:12:00,688 --> 00:12:03,356 and I was more than happy to get out of that insanity. 364 00:12:03,391 --> 00:12:05,925 She's stressed already, and it's day one. 365 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,327 Poor Amber... 366 00:12:07,362 --> 00:12:08,928 That's the problem with weddings. 367 00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:10,930 Oh, you have a lot of experience 368 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:11,964 with weddings, huh? 369 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,167 Yeah, you could say that. 370 00:12:14,202 --> 00:12:15,635 So are you opposed to all weddings, 371 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:17,537 or just this one? 372 00:12:17,572 --> 00:12:18,471 You know, I do love the perks, though-- 373 00:12:18,507 --> 00:12:20,340 the golf and the music, 374 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:21,441 and the fun, 375 00:12:21,476 --> 00:12:22,475 but the stress 376 00:12:22,511 --> 00:12:23,709 and the traditions... 377 00:12:23,745 --> 00:12:24,844 not so much. 378 00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:26,613 But you've got it all backwards. 379 00:12:26,648 --> 00:12:29,215 Weddings are not about the perks. 380 00:12:29,251 --> 00:12:30,316 It's about the people! 381 00:12:32,086 --> 00:12:33,686 You want to know the truth? 382 00:12:33,721 --> 00:12:35,522 Weddings are only fun 383 00:12:35,557 --> 00:12:36,589 if they're not your own. 384 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,058 Wow, I really hope that is not your wedding speech. 385 00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:40,960 You know what? That's a really good idea. 386 00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:44,697 I hope you're not expecting a tip. 387 00:12:44,732 --> 00:12:46,366 [starts car] 388 00:12:46,401 --> 00:12:47,634 [loud blues music playing] 389 00:12:51,239 --> 00:12:52,838 Can you turn that down, please? 390 00:12:52,874 --> 00:12:54,207 What? 391 00:12:54,242 --> 00:12:56,376 You don't like Chicago's best blues? 392 00:12:56,411 --> 00:12:59,078 Well, I like my eardrums more, 393 00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:01,648 and at over 80 decibels, it can trigger tinnitus. 394 00:13:01,683 --> 00:13:03,516 Tinni-whoda-what-now? 395 00:13:03,552 --> 00:13:05,151 It's a medical term 396 00:13:05,187 --> 00:13:07,887 for a, you know, buzzing sound or ringing in the ears 397 00:13:07,922 --> 00:13:09,489 from exposure to loud music... 398 00:13:09,524 --> 00:13:10,890 your loud music. 399 00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:11,891 Fine. 'Kay. 400 00:13:11,926 --> 00:13:13,359 Your loss. 401 00:13:13,395 --> 00:13:14,260 [Tess]: Thank you. 402 00:13:14,296 --> 00:13:16,028 Could you just take it a little slower 403 00:13:16,064 --> 00:13:17,029 around these curves? 404 00:13:17,065 --> 00:13:19,666 I'm going to really need that massage tomorrow. 405 00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:21,234 [Michael]: Yeah, you need to relax. 406 00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:35,348 ...Interesting. 407 00:13:35,383 --> 00:13:37,550 Yeah. Well... 408 00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:39,051 thank you for picking me up. 409 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:41,787 It was an interesting ride. 410 00:13:41,823 --> 00:13:43,256 No problem. 411 00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:46,025 I hope you weren't serious about that no-tip thing? 412 00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:47,293 Oh. 413 00:13:47,329 --> 00:13:49,362 Well, here's a tip. Always wear sunblock. 414 00:13:49,397 --> 00:13:51,531 [laughs] Gee, thanks. 415 00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:52,632 So what do you do 416 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,368 when you're not picking people up from the airport? 417 00:13:56,404 --> 00:13:57,537 I'm a lawyer. 418 00:13:57,572 --> 00:13:59,706 Ah, well, that explains why you weren't so forthcoming 419 00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:01,073 about who you are. 420 00:14:01,109 --> 00:14:03,476 A divorce lawyer at a wedding 421 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:05,311 is like bringing a baby to the movie theaters. 422 00:14:05,347 --> 00:14:07,980 You get a lot of dirty looks. 423 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,915 Mm. Or maybe it's just you. 424 00:14:11,453 --> 00:14:12,619 Ouch. 425 00:14:12,654 --> 00:14:14,987 So which way is Amber? 426 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:18,258 There's a group gathering out on the club patio. 427 00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:21,394 So I'm just going to run this over to your bungalow. 428 00:14:21,429 --> 00:14:22,895 Thank you. 429 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,731 You sure you're all right with that little one? 430 00:14:24,766 --> 00:14:26,799 Oh... really? 431 00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,801 Oh, thank you so much. 432 00:14:28,836 --> 00:14:29,902 I was joking. 433 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,804 - No, that's so nice of you. - I'm going to take it. 434 00:14:31,839 --> 00:14:33,906 Uh, which way? This way? That way? 435 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,941 No, that's-- that's where the reception is, 436 00:14:35,977 --> 00:14:37,943 so you're going to probably want to check in first. 437 00:14:37,979 --> 00:14:39,345 Oh, no, no, no, there's no time for that. 438 00:14:39,381 --> 00:14:40,580 I'm already running late, 439 00:14:40,615 --> 00:14:41,481 and Amber has a tendency to freak... 440 00:14:41,516 --> 00:14:42,482 [Amber]: Tess! 441 00:14:43,351 --> 00:14:44,950 Out. 442 00:14:46,187 --> 00:14:47,420 Hi! 443 00:14:47,489 --> 00:14:49,155 I'm so glad you're finally here! 444 00:14:49,190 --> 00:14:49,955 Oh, my gosh, what's wrong? 445 00:14:49,991 --> 00:14:51,957 Are you okay? 446 00:14:51,993 --> 00:14:53,259 Where do I start? 447 00:14:53,295 --> 00:14:54,661 The cake is gone. 448 00:14:54,696 --> 00:14:56,429 The wedding planner quit, 449 00:14:56,464 --> 00:14:57,497 and my wedding vows, they just... 450 00:14:57,532 --> 00:14:58,964 they read like a ransom note, 451 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,333 and there's a million things that I... 452 00:15:00,368 --> 00:15:01,534 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 453 00:15:01,569 --> 00:15:03,436 I'm here, okay? Just breathe. 454 00:15:03,471 --> 00:15:04,604 I've got this. 455 00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:06,372 - Okay? - Okay. 456 00:15:06,408 --> 00:15:07,674 Good. All right. Go back inside. 457 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:08,641 I'll be in there in just a sec. 458 00:15:08,677 --> 00:15:09,609 I'll see you out there. 459 00:15:09,644 --> 00:15:10,576 Okay. 460 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:23,989 Thanks for coming. Yeah, all right. 461 00:15:24,025 --> 00:15:25,024 Jack! 462 00:15:25,059 --> 00:15:26,659 How you doing? 463 00:15:26,695 --> 00:15:28,060 Tessie! You made it! 464 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,696 - Any groom jitters? - Are you kidding? 465 00:15:29,731 --> 00:15:31,831 I've never been more sure of anything in my life. 466 00:15:31,866 --> 00:15:32,898 Right answer. 467 00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:34,033 Oh, I think my uncle just discovered 468 00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:35,201 it's an open bar. 469 00:15:35,236 --> 00:15:36,336 I'd better go keep an eye on him. 470 00:15:36,371 --> 00:15:37,537 Tess! 471 00:15:37,572 --> 00:15:38,871 Hi, Bernadette! 472 00:15:38,906 --> 00:15:39,872 I haven't seen you since... 473 00:15:39,907 --> 00:15:42,141 what, our college reunion? 474 00:15:42,176 --> 00:15:44,176 Can you believe it? Us, bridesmaids! Ahh! 475 00:15:44,212 --> 00:15:45,878 Yeah. Ahh! 476 00:15:45,913 --> 00:15:48,681 Oh, mother of the bride alert. 477 00:15:48,717 --> 00:15:49,982 Tess. Hi, dear. 478 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,517 How lovely to see you. 479 00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:54,687 Where's that handsome boyfriend of yours? 480 00:15:54,723 --> 00:15:56,188 Oh, well, he had to stay behind in Boston for work. 481 00:15:56,224 --> 00:15:57,523 What? 482 00:15:57,559 --> 00:15:59,325 His loss. 483 00:15:59,361 --> 00:16:00,493 Uh-oh... 484 00:16:00,528 --> 00:16:02,027 here comes Aunt Millie. 485 00:16:02,063 --> 00:16:05,765 Batten down the hatches. You know she's like. 486 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,734 Oh, my, aren't you pretty? 487 00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,736 You know, there are a lot of eligible young men 488 00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:11,704 at this wedding. 489 00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:13,573 Oh, uh, truly, no need. 490 00:16:13,608 --> 00:16:15,541 Mr. Tilton! 491 00:16:15,577 --> 00:16:16,709 Oh, she's so adorable! 492 00:16:16,745 --> 00:16:18,944 Tess, dear! You made it. 493 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,246 How are you holding up? 494 00:16:20,281 --> 00:16:21,414 Oh, smooth sailing. 495 00:16:21,449 --> 00:16:23,048 - Never better! - Oh! 496 00:16:24,218 --> 00:16:25,217 Frankly, Tess, I'm terrified. 497 00:16:25,253 --> 00:16:26,853 It's as if Amber and her mother 498 00:16:26,888 --> 00:16:28,554 are speaking some kind of, I don't know, foreign language, 499 00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:29,622 Wedding-ese. 500 00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:31,691 I mean, they ask me questions, 501 00:16:31,726 --> 00:16:33,225 but I sense I'm not supposed to say anything, 502 00:16:33,261 --> 00:16:34,894 so do I answer, or don't I? 503 00:16:34,929 --> 00:16:36,429 It'll all be over soon. 504 00:16:36,464 --> 00:16:39,098 Uh-huh, and quite likely, I will be, too. 505 00:16:41,403 --> 00:16:43,202 Amber! 506 00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:44,871 Whoa... 507 00:16:44,906 --> 00:16:46,739 'Kay, I like mimosas as much as the next gal, 508 00:16:46,775 --> 00:16:47,840 but at the rate you're going, 509 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,410 they're going to run out of orange juice in Florida! 510 00:16:50,445 --> 00:16:52,144 [Amber]: Bernadette keeps telling me a story 511 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,280 about a bride who can't fit into her wedding dress! 512 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:56,282 So...? 513 00:16:56,317 --> 00:16:57,483 Isn't it obvious? 514 00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:58,751 She's trying to get into my head! 515 00:16:58,787 --> 00:17:00,553 Oh... oh, no. 516 00:17:00,588 --> 00:17:01,721 I'm sure she's just trying to be funny. 517 00:17:01,756 --> 00:17:03,623 You look beautiful... 518 00:17:03,658 --> 00:17:04,791 and nervous. 519 00:17:04,826 --> 00:17:06,392 [chuckles] 520 00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:08,461 Oh, honey, honey... 521 00:17:08,496 --> 00:17:10,830 did you connect with the steakhouse yet? 522 00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:12,665 Jack's friend is catering the reception dinner. 523 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,467 Charlie's got all the orders a-okay. 524 00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:16,402 Best steaks in town. 525 00:17:16,438 --> 00:17:19,772 And you didn't forget the seven vegan meals, right? 526 00:17:19,808 --> 00:17:21,140 [Jack]: The vegans are cool. It's all handled. 527 00:17:21,175 --> 00:17:22,074 [Amber]: And you're going to help your mom 528 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,242 with the slide show? 529 00:17:23,277 --> 00:17:24,143 Amber, on it. Relax, okay? 530 00:17:24,178 --> 00:17:25,645 Take care of her. 531 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,746 Yeah. 532 00:17:26,781 --> 00:17:27,914 Okay? See you. 533 00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:31,350 Jack is as cool as a cucumber, and I am falling apart. 534 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,085 Ever since the wedding planner left, 535 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,119 everything is a mess! 536 00:17:34,155 --> 00:17:34,954 Oh, relax. 537 00:17:34,989 --> 00:17:36,322 I'm sure everything can be handled 538 00:17:36,357 --> 00:17:37,790 with a few phone calls. 539 00:17:37,826 --> 00:17:40,125 What is this I hear about an AWOL wedding cake? 540 00:17:40,161 --> 00:17:43,195 The baker was supposed to check in days ago, 541 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,530 and this is a very special wedding cake 542 00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:46,098 that I designed myself, 543 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,534 with meringue hearts... there's a custom topper, 544 00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:51,003 and "Love Forever" written in marzipan. 545 00:17:51,038 --> 00:17:52,772 Do you have a number for this bakery? 546 00:17:52,807 --> 00:17:53,873 It's somewhere 547 00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:56,041 in the wedding planner's notes. 548 00:17:56,077 --> 00:17:57,142 All right. 549 00:17:57,178 --> 00:18:00,513 I am calling them right now. 550 00:18:00,548 --> 00:18:02,682 Thank you, Tess. I knew you would help. 551 00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:03,616 Our bakery is permanently closed 552 00:18:03,651 --> 00:18:04,684 at this location... 553 00:18:04,719 --> 00:18:06,352 Oh... well, uh, there's a reason 554 00:18:06,387 --> 00:18:08,688 you haven't heard from the bakery. 555 00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:10,623 The recording says they're closed. 556 00:18:10,658 --> 00:18:11,624 For the day? 557 00:18:11,659 --> 00:18:13,693 For forever. 558 00:18:13,728 --> 00:18:14,961 Gone out of business. 559 00:18:16,097 --> 00:18:17,363 But... 560 00:18:17,398 --> 00:18:19,131 but they have Daddy's deposit! 561 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,967 Oh, this is not good. 562 00:18:21,002 --> 00:18:24,336 See, the wedding planner is supposed to be handling this. 563 00:18:24,372 --> 00:18:26,338 Yeah, what exactly happened with the wedding planner? 564 00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:28,173 She was super-opinionated. 565 00:18:28,209 --> 00:18:29,509 Isn't that why you hire one? 566 00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:31,143 Yeah... 567 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,212 but, I mean, we were clashing from day one, 568 00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:36,148 and then we got in the teeniest little tiff over place-settings, 569 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,216 and she just quit! 570 00:18:37,251 --> 00:18:39,151 Okay, well, it sounds like you need a new bakery, 571 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,152 and fast. 572 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,721 Would you? 573 00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:43,389 Oh, Tess, you are the best! 574 00:18:43,424 --> 00:18:45,825 Oh... uh... well, I'm... 575 00:18:47,395 --> 00:18:48,761 Yeah, you know? 576 00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:50,062 I made it through med school. 577 00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:51,831 Think I can handle a cake. 578 00:18:51,866 --> 00:18:54,099 Oh, but you will need a driver. 579 00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:55,535 Michael! 580 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,003 Oh, no... 581 00:18:57,038 --> 00:18:59,438 Oh, yeah, no, I'm-- I'm fine. 582 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:00,372 [Amber]: Tess, I'm not going to trust you 583 00:19:00,408 --> 00:19:02,274 to some Chicago cabbie. 584 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,442 - Michael! - Yeah, me? 585 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:05,077 Yeah, no, I'm-- I'm good. 586 00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:06,045 [Michael]: Yeah, she's good... 587 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,080 whatever it is! 588 00:19:08,115 --> 00:19:10,382 Tess, Michael is from Chicago, 589 00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:12,752 and you wouldn't mind driving Tess to some bakeries, 590 00:19:12,787 --> 00:19:13,519 would you, Michael? 591 00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:15,755 Uh... [stutters] 592 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,523 Jack just rented this boat, 593 00:19:17,559 --> 00:19:19,959 and we're going to go fishing on the lake, 594 00:19:19,994 --> 00:19:21,894 and all the groomsmen are going. 595 00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:23,529 Yes, please, go! 596 00:19:23,565 --> 00:19:25,197 Yeah, I wouldn't want to get between you and a fish. 597 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:25,932 [Amber]: Guys! 598 00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:27,934 As Maid of Honor and Best Man, 599 00:19:27,969 --> 00:19:30,069 it is your duty to help! 600 00:19:30,104 --> 00:19:31,737 [Tess]: Right, okay. 601 00:19:31,773 --> 00:19:34,941 - Of course. - Of course. 602 00:19:34,976 --> 00:19:36,642 Yeah, and Michael will help, right? 603 00:19:36,678 --> 00:19:38,744 Right! Fine. 604 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,079 You guys are the best. 605 00:19:40,114 --> 00:19:41,547 Thanks! 606 00:19:42,951 --> 00:19:45,217 Okay, so, well... 607 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,586 I'm going to start Googling bakeries, 608 00:19:46,621 --> 00:19:48,287 and you go pull the car around. 609 00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:50,823 Okay, fine. 610 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,291 Just remember, I'm a lawyer. 611 00:19:52,326 --> 00:19:53,225 I'm not a chauffeur. 612 00:19:54,696 --> 00:19:57,797 Okay, well, maybe you could make a motion 613 00:19:57,832 --> 00:19:59,431 toward the parking lot? 614 00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,067 Very funny. 615 00:20:01,102 --> 00:20:02,802 I thought so. 616 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,140 Can you move a little quicker? Please? 617 00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:10,310 I'm supposed to be fishing, 618 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,570 not on some crazy cake hunt. 619 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:13,220 Oh, you're not the only one making sacrifices. 620 00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:15,060 I had to move my shiatsu massage until tomorrow. 621 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:18,960 Besides, helping a wedding is a noble cause. 622 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,360 Who made you wedding planner? 623 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,430 Everyone knows 624 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,760 when you lose a wedding planner, 625 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,200 there is a clear line of succession, 626 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,270 starting with the Maid of Honor 627 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,140 and the Best Man, 628 00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,100 all the way down to the flower girl. 629 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:29,710 'Kay, none of that is true. 630 00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:30,940 Do you honestly want to trust crazy Aunt Millie 631 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:31,970 with the wedding? 632 00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:33,240 Purple scarf? 633 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,640 No, but I don't understand 634 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:35,540 why you and I have to be roped into this thing! 635 00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:38,080 Well, Jack is your best friend, right? 636 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,220 - Yeah. - Amber's mine, 637 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,950 so let's just steer this wedding 638 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:41,880 clear of the icebergs, okay? 639 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,890 [phone chimes] 640 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:43,850 Oh... 641 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,960 Oh, for cracking ice... look at this! 642 00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:48,290 Jack's cousin just caught a trout. 643 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,460 The lucky stiff. 644 00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:51,260 Oh, stop your bellyaching. 645 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:54,300 I am saving you from sunburn and sea sickness. 646 00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:55,760 Great bedside manners, Doc. 647 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,700 Oh, here it is! 648 00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:59,800 I have a great feeling about this place. 649 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,440 I'm not quite sure I follow. 650 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,940 Can you run that by me again? 651 00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:06,610 Well, for a wedding cake, we'll simply make four layers, 652 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,740 and then we'll nix the lollipops 653 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:09,450 and keep the bow! 654 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,280 Right... 655 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,420 [Michael]: Oh, wow... 656 00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:19,190 Can we get a dozen of these... 657 00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:20,490 11 to go? 658 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,260 Oh! 659 00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:23,190 Ah... 660 00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:24,660 Sorry. 661 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,600 So, you need a wedding cake ASAP? 662 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,870 Have you two thought this through? 663 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:33,940 What? Yes! No! No, no, no, no, no. 664 00:21:33,970 --> 00:21:36,000 It's not for us. 665 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,170 This is what the bride wants. 666 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:40,010 "She" does, huh? 667 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,450 Quite the list. 668 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,450 [Tess]: Can you do it? 669 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,280 Of course. 670 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,280 We are the best bakery in the city. 671 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,620 And that is why we came to you first! 672 00:21:49,650 --> 00:21:51,650 Why don't you have a look around, 673 00:21:51,690 --> 00:21:53,360 and I'll total this up. 674 00:22:00,430 --> 00:22:02,160 These cakes are the perfect metaphor 675 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,800 for a wedding... 676 00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:05,700 treacle syrup, assortment of nuts, 677 00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:08,200 and just as expensive as a small house. 678 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,410 Why are you so cynical about weddings? 679 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,170 Weddings are wonderful! 680 00:22:12,210 --> 00:22:13,140 I don't understand 681 00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:14,640 why people would want to spend a small fortune 682 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,810 on something that fails 55% of the time. 683 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,390 When Amber and I were little girls, 684 00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:24,920 we snuck under a hedge 685 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,020 and watched my neighbor's backyard wedding. 686 00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:28,520 It was magical. 687 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,330 You know, what's magical 688 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,090 is how a nest egg can just disappear. 689 00:22:32,130 --> 00:22:35,260 Trust me, in my line, I have seen couples 690 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,570 where that money should've been spent 691 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,570 on couples' counseling, 692 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,730 not on a wedding. 693 00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:40,340 I'm starting to see it now. 694 00:22:40,370 --> 00:22:41,400 What? 695 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,240 Yeah, I'm a doctor, 696 00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:44,010 and I completely missed the symptoms. 697 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,240 This is personal, all of this wedding-bashing. 698 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,840 Wedding bashing? 699 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,380 The wedding still on, you two? 700 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,080 Wow. 701 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,280 That's ridiculous! 702 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,180 So is your timeline. 703 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,280 I don't suppose 704 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,720 you would consider knocking that price down for us 705 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:58,790 just a little bit, do you? 706 00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:00,890 I really like your bakery, 707 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,130 and I could put a good word in with the mayor. 708 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,760 He's getting married in the spring. 709 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,860 You know the mayor? 710 00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,760 Yeah, I got him on speed-dial. 711 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,030 We went to law school together, 712 00:23:09,070 --> 00:23:10,330 and I helped him pass ethics. 713 00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:12,970 I'll see what I can do... 714 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,100 Thank you. 715 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:17,410 Ethics? 716 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,940 Ethics, yeah. 717 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,280 [Tess]: I've got to say, 718 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,550 I was super impressed with you today. 719 00:23:27,590 --> 00:23:28,750 fighting to get a better price 720 00:23:28,790 --> 00:23:29,650 on that cake... 721 00:23:29,690 --> 00:23:32,220 Maybe change your opinion about weddings? 722 00:23:32,260 --> 00:23:35,390 No, I just couldn't bear to see you steamrollered. 723 00:23:35,430 --> 00:23:36,590 Yep, still you. 724 00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:38,290 Tell me you got a cake? 725 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,660 Oh, no... 726 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:42,670 Victory! 727 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:43,730 [squeals] 728 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,800 Thank you so much! 729 00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:48,740 You two make a great team. 730 00:23:51,110 --> 00:23:52,440 Like orange juice and toothpaste. 731 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,740 Still you. 732 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:54,910 But see? 733 00:23:54,950 --> 00:23:55,840 Doesn't it make you feel good, 734 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,910 seeing her that happy? 735 00:23:57,950 --> 00:24:00,020 Yeah, totally. 736 00:24:00,050 --> 00:24:02,280 'Kay, that was so not heartfelt. 737 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,490 By the way, good job playing backup today. 738 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:06,960 So you're saying I'm like your nurse? 739 00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:08,860 Oh, no, I would never say that! 740 00:24:08,890 --> 00:24:11,690 Nurses are heroic and devoted to their work. 741 00:24:11,730 --> 00:24:13,660 And I'll be leaving now. See you at the ceremony. 742 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:14,630 Not a moment sooner. 743 00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,300 Works for me. 744 00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:20,300 - Hey! - Howdy. 745 00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:21,600 How's it going, bud? 746 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,670 - Hi. - Hi. 747 00:24:23,710 --> 00:24:25,440 So... 748 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,780 what's his deal anyway? 749 00:24:26,810 --> 00:24:28,040 Michael? 750 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,650 He's Jack's college roommate. 751 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,150 They go way back. 752 00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:32,810 He's cute, huh? 753 00:24:32,850 --> 00:24:34,850 Oh, well... whatever. 754 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,820 I mean, he certainly thinks very highly of himself. 755 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,020 Well, you've got good hair, 756 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,190 so he makes up for it. 757 00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:40,560 Well, all I know is, 758 00:24:40,590 --> 00:24:42,060 you guys are rock stars for getting that cake, 759 00:24:42,090 --> 00:24:44,990 and I'm sorry I've been so stressed this week. 760 00:24:45,030 --> 00:24:47,730 Well, rule number one... 761 00:24:47,770 --> 00:24:49,730 always keep a stressed patient distracted. 762 00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:51,170 So what do you think about a round of golf 763 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,170 in the morning? 764 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,140 You're on. 765 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,040 [tapping glass] 766 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,980 Welcome, all. 767 00:25:00,010 --> 00:25:01,080 I just want to thank everyone 768 00:25:01,110 --> 00:25:04,480 for joining us here for this very happy occasion. 769 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,650 Now, everybody, go find your bungalows, 770 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,250 because we've got four days of fun and festivities 771 00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:11,650 to look forward to. 772 00:25:11,690 --> 00:25:13,050 Cheers! 773 00:25:13,090 --> 00:25:14,320 How was that? 774 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,260 Very well done. 775 00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:16,190 Nice! 776 00:25:16,230 --> 00:25:18,230 I know! It's happening! 777 00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:21,230 You've reached Dex. You know what to do. 778 00:25:24,030 --> 00:25:25,400 Hey, Dex. 779 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,300 I was just calling 780 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:29,910 to let you know I got in okay, and... 781 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,410 that I miss you. 782 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,510 Wish you were here. 783 00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:36,040 You would really love this place. 784 00:25:37,550 --> 00:25:39,250 Okay. Bye. 785 00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:45,590 [Tess]: Isn't this great? 786 00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:46,490 Getting out, 787 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,690 getting some fresh air, some exercise... 788 00:25:49,730 --> 00:25:51,130 getting your mind off of the... 789 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,800 The wedding? 790 00:25:52,830 --> 00:25:55,030 Yeah, this is a good stress reliever, 791 00:25:55,070 --> 00:25:56,770 and I clearly needed it. 792 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:01,740 So... Jack's been acting strangely. 793 00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:02,770 How so? 794 00:26:02,810 --> 00:26:03,740 Last night, I wanted to go over the seating chart, 795 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:07,210 and he was absolutely nowhere to be found. 796 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,110 I mean, I just... I don't get it. 797 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,050 He's usually so reliable. 798 00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:14,120 Do you think this is a sign of things to come? 799 00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:15,920 I'm sure it's just a case of nerves. 800 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:17,290 Yeah... 801 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,050 Oh, speaking of nerves, 802 00:26:19,090 --> 00:26:20,390 would you like to write my wedding vows? 803 00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:22,060 Hah! 804 00:26:22,090 --> 00:26:24,760 Your fifth-grade paper on pilgrims was one thing. 805 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,630 Your wedding vows... 806 00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:26,900 that's something else. 807 00:26:26,930 --> 00:26:28,760 But I did get an "A" on that paper. 808 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,770 Yeah, and ironically, I turned mine in late. 809 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,400 Hey, you know what? 810 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,400 Let's go lose ourselves in some waffles. 811 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,270 [phone chimes] 812 00:26:36,310 --> 00:26:38,770 Yeah, uh... oh, darn. 813 00:26:38,810 --> 00:26:42,510 Oh, that's my Aunt Karen from the airport. 814 00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:43,450 Her flight keeps getting bumped. 815 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,510 Oh, no! 816 00:26:44,550 --> 00:26:45,780 You go ahead. I'll meet you there. 817 00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:46,780 Okay. 818 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,050 What's up with the name tags? 819 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,880 Oh, it's a game 820 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,620 to help guests get to know each other! 821 00:27:02,650 --> 00:27:04,080 You get the name tag 822 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,250 with the name of a famous person 823 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,420 put on your back... 824 00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:08,790 And then you get somebody to help you guess who you are. 825 00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:10,720 So, Tess, any clues who I am? 826 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,490 Oh, uh, you dropped out of Harvard 827 00:27:13,530 --> 00:27:14,560 and became one of the richest men 828 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,600 in the world. 829 00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:17,230 Oh, I wish. 830 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:18,530 Then I could afford this wedding. 831 00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:20,630 Henry, you promised. 832 00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:21,870 Tess, dear, 833 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:23,400 make sure you get something to eat. 834 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,740 Oh, and any hints? Who am I? 835 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:26,810 Oh... 836 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:27,870 you like to solve mysteries. 837 00:27:27,910 --> 00:27:29,780 Think British. It's elementary. 838 00:27:29,810 --> 00:27:30,940 Sherlock Holmes? 839 00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:31,950 Right you are! 840 00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:32,780 Oh, perfect. 841 00:27:32,810 --> 00:27:34,480 Now maybe I can solve the mystery 842 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,450 of that missing boyfriend. 843 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,750 Abandoning a pretty girl like you? 844 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:39,550 Oh, wow, I'd better hurry. 845 00:27:39,590 --> 00:27:40,420 They're almost out of waffles! 846 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,290 Mildred? 847 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,730 Enjoying the perks? 848 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,930 Got about a day's worth of calories 849 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,330 on that plate. 850 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,630 Yep, um... I'm carb-loading. 851 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,470 I've got 18 holes of golf out there with my name on them, 852 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,140 right after brunch. 853 00:27:56,170 --> 00:27:57,240 Here, help me figure out who I am? 854 00:27:57,270 --> 00:27:58,300 Hmm? 855 00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,110 Oh, you're immature. 856 00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:03,080 You enjoy winning and giving orders. 857 00:28:03,110 --> 00:28:05,180 Ah... Napoleon? 858 00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:06,980 Oh, you're talking about the game? 859 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:08,750 Come on, tell me who I am. 860 00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:09,850 You're Peter Pan. 861 00:28:09,890 --> 00:28:11,450 Ah. All right. 862 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:13,090 You are a woman, 863 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,520 you led an army, and you're a martyr. 864 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,660 Joan of Arc. 865 00:28:16,690 --> 00:28:18,590 Very fitting. 866 00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,260 [Michael]: Old friend? 867 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,200 [Tess]: No, that's Dr. Hastings. 868 00:28:23,230 --> 00:28:24,260 He's the head of the medical board 869 00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:25,430 at Northwestern. 870 00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:27,030 I have never met him, 871 00:28:27,070 --> 00:28:28,970 but I certainly would like to. 872 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,100 Well, here's your big chance. 873 00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:33,140 I just don't know what I would say. 874 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:35,440 I mean, you could start with something like "hello." 875 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,180 Yeah? 876 00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:38,880 [Michael]: Okay, here he comes. 877 00:28:38,910 --> 00:28:41,550 Here he comes. 878 00:28:41,580 --> 00:28:43,220 No... 879 00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:45,350 - [phone chimes] - And there he goes. 880 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,350 I am getting paged. 881 00:28:47,390 --> 00:28:49,560 What, by a patient? 882 00:28:49,590 --> 00:28:51,590 No, by the... by the bride. 883 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,840 [whispering] 884 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:05,670 Can you do help? Can you do it? 885 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:07,210 - Yeah. - Thanks. 886 00:29:09,610 --> 00:29:12,350 Put down that bacon. We've got a task. 887 00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,580 Again? 888 00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:14,750 Oh, no, no, no, no. No. 889 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:21,320 And you think I am happy about this? 890 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,690 Amber's Aunt Karen was supposed 891 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,990 to do something big for the wedding, 892 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,490 and she missed her flight! 893 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:28,390 Yeah, but I have a tee time, and I'm going golfing, 894 00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:29,760 and you should be getting your massage 895 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,700 that you re-scheduled. 896 00:29:30,730 --> 00:29:32,830 But the bride needs her something-blue! 897 00:29:32,870 --> 00:29:33,770 What is that? 898 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,330 "Something old, something new, 899 00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:37,400 something borrowed, something blue?" 900 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,910 Right, but what is the "something?" 901 00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:40,510 I don't know yet! 902 00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:41,710 You know what? 903 00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,010 You just go play golf, 904 00:29:43,050 --> 00:29:44,540 but just answer me this before you go 905 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:45,880 since you know this city like the back of your hand. 906 00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:46,810 Is there, like, 907 00:29:46,850 --> 00:29:50,520 a really good vintage accessories place? 908 00:29:50,550 --> 00:29:51,420 What? 909 00:29:52,550 --> 00:29:53,450 In English? 910 00:29:53,490 --> 00:29:55,520 Like, an antique jewelry store. 911 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,060 Oh. 912 00:29:57,090 --> 00:29:59,430 Um... 913 00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:01,390 I might... know a place. 914 00:30:01,430 --> 00:30:03,600 Okay, great. Thank you. 915 00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:04,900 Let's go. We don't have time. 916 00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:06,500 You're going to starve! 917 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,200 [sighs] 918 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,610 I'm taking my bacon. 919 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,740 [Michael]: It's a perfect day for golf. 920 00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:16,910 Oh, quit sulking. 921 00:30:16,950 --> 00:30:19,610 Anyway, helping people is its own reward, 922 00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:21,780 and besides, as Maid of Honor and Best Man, it is our... 923 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,580 Sacred duty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 924 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:25,650 but Jack Nicklaus just designed this golf course back there, 925 00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:26,790 so... 926 00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:28,720 And look, I loved him in Chinatown, 927 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,560 but can we please get this dog and pony show 928 00:30:30,590 --> 00:30:31,560 on the road? 929 00:30:31,590 --> 00:30:32,390 Okay, wait, what? 930 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,490 Where did that expression come from? 931 00:30:33,530 --> 00:30:34,660 Do you know? 932 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:38,560 Well, obviously, the dog needed a sophisticated touch, 933 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,230 so they added a pony. 934 00:30:40,270 --> 00:30:43,100 No, no, no, the pony needed to appeal to the masses, 935 00:30:43,140 --> 00:30:44,500 so they added the dog. 936 00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:45,810 Is everything an argument with you? 937 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,470 Wow, you really are a lawyer. 938 00:30:48,510 --> 00:30:49,980 Can we go, please? 939 00:30:50,010 --> 00:30:51,780 Can you put down that... I don't... 940 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,680 Hold it. 941 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,480 Okay, I'll hold it. 942 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,480 Yeah, thank you. 943 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,450 [starts the car] 944 00:31:07,730 --> 00:31:10,200 Oh, I hate to say it, but... 945 00:31:10,230 --> 00:31:12,330 this place looks perfect. 946 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:13,300 Let's head inside. 947 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:15,330 Look, I think I'm just going to wait out here. 948 00:31:15,370 --> 00:31:17,270 I don't want to go in, so... 949 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:19,540 It's a jewelry store, not a haunted house. 950 00:31:19,570 --> 00:31:21,240 Come on, help me pick something out. 951 00:31:30,090 --> 00:31:31,820 Ah, look! 952 00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:32,850 Something blue. 953 00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:35,690 All done. Let's go. 954 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,790 Um, a keychain? 955 00:31:36,830 --> 00:31:39,530 Yep. I mean, look at that. 956 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,160 To unlock the secrets of each other's hearts. 957 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,200 It's poetic. 958 00:31:43,230 --> 00:31:44,130 Okay, Amber is not going 959 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:47,230 to pin a keychain to her wedding dress. 960 00:31:47,270 --> 00:31:48,770 How do you even know about this place? 961 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,640 I... I just do. 962 00:31:52,670 --> 00:31:55,040 Fine, be mysterious. 963 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,240 Oh, look at that! 964 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,380 Oh, yeah, that's perfect. 965 00:31:58,410 --> 00:31:59,480 Can we go now? 966 00:31:59,510 --> 00:32:00,880 [Tess]: Oh, you know what? No. 967 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,420 Amber was swarmed by dragonflies 968 00:32:02,450 --> 00:32:03,650 when she was young. 969 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:04,920 She still has flashbacks. 970 00:32:04,950 --> 00:32:06,390 [gasps] 971 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,260 Yes! 972 00:32:09,290 --> 00:32:10,260 Mm, that... 973 00:32:10,290 --> 00:32:11,890 is perfect. 974 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:15,960 Really is. 975 00:32:17,130 --> 00:32:18,260 What are you staring at? 976 00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:19,730 Hmm? 977 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:23,070 Oh, nothing. 978 00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:26,840 It's just that it matches your eyes. 979 00:32:28,410 --> 00:32:29,880 Oh, you know what? I think it's a little... 980 00:32:29,910 --> 00:32:30,740 I think it's a little flashy. 981 00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:31,780 Yeah. 982 00:32:31,810 --> 00:32:32,780 Mm-hmm. 983 00:32:32,810 --> 00:32:33,910 Listen... 984 00:32:33,950 --> 00:32:35,180 why do you even ask for my opinion 985 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:36,750 if you're just going to ignore it? 986 00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:38,520 Oh, 'cause when it comes to weddings, 987 00:32:38,550 --> 00:32:39,750 you have everything backwards. 988 00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:41,420 I ask for your opinion 989 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,520 so then I can do the opposite. 990 00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:45,860 That's ridiculous. 991 00:32:45,890 --> 00:32:48,190 Okay, something blue... honestly! 992 00:32:48,230 --> 00:32:50,900 That is exactly what is wrong with weddings... 993 00:32:50,930 --> 00:32:53,030 The traditions, the pitfalls... 994 00:32:53,070 --> 00:32:56,470 They turn what is supposed to be some great party 995 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,240 into one big buffet of stress. 996 00:32:58,270 --> 00:33:00,070 You just don't get it, 997 00:33:00,110 --> 00:33:02,310 because a big event like this for you, 998 00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:03,880 all you have to do are the three S's. 999 00:33:03,910 --> 00:33:05,440 Ah, the three S's. 1000 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,110 Yeah, shower, shave, and show up. 1001 00:33:08,980 --> 00:33:10,250 That is not how I remember it. 1002 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:13,550 But the bride is under so much pressure. 1003 00:33:13,590 --> 00:33:17,890 She's got the planning, the organizing, the budgeting, 1004 00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:19,890 and then also, like, the juggling of family, 1005 00:33:19,930 --> 00:33:22,130 and old friends from college, even exes, 1006 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,760 all the while 1007 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,430 trying to look gorgeous in a dress. 1008 00:33:26,470 --> 00:33:29,070 Wow. You have really put some thought into this. 1009 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:30,270 I'm just saying, 1010 00:33:30,310 --> 00:33:32,940 most of the heavy lifting falls on the bride's shoulders, 1011 00:33:32,970 --> 00:33:34,770 so cut Amber some slack. 1012 00:33:34,810 --> 00:33:36,080 Uh-huh. 1013 00:33:36,110 --> 00:33:37,980 Amber has been in Chicago long enough. 1014 00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:39,350 She can handle it. 1015 00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:40,510 They don't call us the City of Broad Shoulders 1016 00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:41,610 for nothing. 1017 00:33:41,650 --> 00:33:43,020 Yeah, what does that even mean? 1018 00:33:43,050 --> 00:33:44,420 You know, it's the line 1019 00:33:44,450 --> 00:33:46,020 in the Carl Sandburg poem "Chicago," 1020 00:33:46,050 --> 00:33:47,320 and it means we work hard here, 1021 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,120 and even if that work isn't pretty, 1022 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,260 and even if it hurts, 1023 00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:52,830 Chicago people push through. 1024 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:55,090 We do what we have to do to get things done. 1025 00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:00,300 What? 1026 00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:02,000 Oh, uh... 1027 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,670 just actually sounded poetic. 1028 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:06,040 Thank you. 1029 00:34:06,070 --> 00:34:07,970 Is something wrong with you? 1030 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,740 And it's how I know 1031 00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:12,980 that your boyfriend is not from Chicago. 1032 00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:14,280 And how's that? 1033 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,320 Because he doesn't do the heavy lifting, 1034 00:34:15,350 --> 00:34:16,950 like flying here for a wedding. 1035 00:34:16,990 --> 00:34:17,920 That is really ugly. 1036 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,290 Then it must be perfect. 1037 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,820 Thank you. 1038 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:24,420 - You're welcome. - [phone rings] 1039 00:34:25,490 --> 00:34:27,390 Again? 1040 00:34:27,430 --> 00:34:28,360 I've got to take this. 1041 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,960 Yep. No problem. 1042 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,130 Hi. 1043 00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:32,570 [Dex]: Who were you talking to back there? 1044 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,630 Oh, that was Michael. 1045 00:34:34,670 --> 00:34:35,700 Yeah, we're out shopping for jewelry. 1046 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:36,570 Who? 1047 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,370 Michael. He's the best man. 1048 00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:39,470 Yeah, we're just helping Amber out. 1049 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,410 You know, the bride, she needs her something... 1050 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,340 Hey, Tessie, I need your help. 1051 00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:44,840 How soon do I need to take that sea sickness medication 1052 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,880 before yachting 1053 00:34:45,910 --> 00:34:46,910 to be absolutely positive? 1054 00:34:46,950 --> 00:34:48,710 Oh, just a couple of hours. 1055 00:34:48,750 --> 00:34:50,580 Got it. Thanks! Hey, look... 1056 00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:51,550 I've got to run, babe. I'll call you later. 1057 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:52,650 Well, how... 1058 00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:53,820 Miss you. Bye. 1059 00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:55,620 Okay, bye. 1060 00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:03,000 Everything okay? 1061 00:35:03,030 --> 00:35:03,930 Boyfriend troubles? 1062 00:35:03,970 --> 00:35:06,200 Everything's fine. Thank you for caring. 1063 00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:07,700 Oh, I have to pay for the... 1064 00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:09,270 I already took care of it. 1065 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:10,640 It's for a noble cause. 1066 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,640 You're welcome. 1067 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,780 [Michael]: They're probably around the twelfth hole by now. 1068 00:35:19,890 --> 00:35:22,660 Don't you feel some deep sense of satisfaction, 1069 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:25,360 playing such a role in someone else's happiness? 1070 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,960 No, I feel a deep void 1071 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,030 where the golf would have gone. 1072 00:35:29,070 --> 00:35:30,130 Are we done? 1073 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:31,540 Yes, thank goodness, 1074 00:35:31,570 --> 00:35:33,040 so you can go join your friends, 1075 00:35:33,070 --> 00:35:35,370 and I finally get to relax, too. 1076 00:35:35,410 --> 00:35:37,310 Ah, now you're starting to get it! 1077 00:35:37,340 --> 00:35:38,980 Tess! 1078 00:35:39,010 --> 00:35:41,280 We're headed to the spa, and you're coming! 1079 00:35:41,310 --> 00:35:42,510 Finally. 1080 00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:44,450 Tess? 1081 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,020 I've been meaning to talk to you. 1082 00:35:46,050 --> 00:35:47,690 Now, you know about computers, right? 1083 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:51,620 Sure. Why do you ask? 1084 00:35:51,660 --> 00:35:54,390 Well, it's the slideshow for the rehearsal dinner. 1085 00:35:54,430 --> 00:35:55,560 Jack was supposed to help me, 1086 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,530 but I can't find him anywhere, 1087 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,330 and I'm in way over my head. 1088 00:35:59,370 --> 00:36:02,300 Tess, but you're due at the spa right now. 1089 00:36:02,340 --> 00:36:04,200 I... 1090 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,170 I can help. 1091 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,570 Oh! 1092 00:36:06,610 --> 00:36:08,040 Thank you, honey. Bye, Michael! 1093 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,710 Now, you'll have time to get to it 1094 00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:13,540 before the barbecue meet and great. 1095 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:17,920 [Amber]: Thank you, Tess. 1096 00:36:17,950 --> 00:36:21,520 You and Michael have been such lifesavers. 1097 00:36:21,550 --> 00:36:23,220 So, what do you... what do you think of him? 1098 00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:24,760 Oh, he's like a foggy x-ray. 1099 00:36:24,790 --> 00:36:26,320 I can't figure him out. 1100 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,860 Hey, hon', I'm going to head back to the kitchen, 1101 00:36:27,890 --> 00:36:28,760 and grab some more marshmallows and stuff 1102 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,730 for the s'mores, okay? 1103 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:30,700 We need 'em. 1104 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,530 And there he goes again, the amazing vanishing groom. 1105 00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:37,940 Stop worrying. 1106 00:36:37,970 --> 00:36:40,540 There's mountains of marshmallows. 1107 00:36:40,570 --> 00:36:43,770 He just keeps making excuses so that he can disappear. 1108 00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:46,280 He was AWOL for hours today. 1109 00:36:46,310 --> 00:36:48,710 He was probably with his groomsmen. 1110 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:49,910 No, no! 1111 00:36:49,950 --> 00:36:52,180 The groomsmen were at the gym. Not Jack. 1112 00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:54,350 Oh, God, Tess, 1113 00:36:54,390 --> 00:36:55,590 what if I'm making a huge mistake? 1114 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:56,550 What do you mean? 1115 00:36:56,590 --> 00:36:58,290 Well, I love Jack, 1116 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,890 but we are very different people sometimes. 1117 00:37:00,930 --> 00:37:03,760 I am a morning person. He's a night owl. 1118 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,760 Jack loves the beach. 1119 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,400 I hide from the sun. 1120 00:37:07,430 --> 00:37:09,030 I mean, I love to dance. 1121 00:37:09,070 --> 00:37:11,940 I think Jack would rather be tortured than dance. 1122 00:37:11,970 --> 00:37:13,540 Okay, Amber... 1123 00:37:13,570 --> 00:37:15,140 do you remember the first day of college 1124 00:37:15,170 --> 00:37:16,940 when your keys went missing, 1125 00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:18,940 and you thought for sure your roommate had stolen them, 1126 00:37:18,980 --> 00:37:20,610 and the whole time, they were in your nightstand, 1127 00:37:20,650 --> 00:37:22,480 and everything was fine? 1128 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,610 Yeah... 1129 00:37:23,650 --> 00:37:24,920 You are a worrier. 1130 00:37:24,950 --> 00:37:27,050 It's just what you do. 1131 00:37:27,090 --> 00:37:28,750 I know. 1132 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:31,490 And you know the best thing for cold feet? 1133 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,560 No. 1134 00:37:32,590 --> 00:37:34,630 Circulation! 1135 00:37:34,660 --> 00:37:36,090 So go get that party started. 1136 00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:37,900 Please, go move those feet. 1137 00:37:37,930 --> 00:37:38,930 Okay. 1138 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,830 Doctor's orders. 1139 00:37:39,870 --> 00:37:41,060 I'm going. 1140 00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:47,640 Uh-oh. 1141 00:37:47,670 --> 00:37:49,070 What kind of a greeting is that? 1142 00:37:49,110 --> 00:37:50,470 Well, you know, 1143 00:37:50,510 --> 00:37:51,910 every time I see you, 1144 00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:54,610 we get dragged into some kind of task. 1145 00:37:54,650 --> 00:37:56,450 That's actually true. 1146 00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,680 How was the rest of your day? 1147 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,580 It was great actually, yeah. 1148 00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:02,320 Finally got that round of golf in... 1149 00:38:02,350 --> 00:38:04,250 and I'm really sorry 1150 00:38:04,290 --> 00:38:06,960 you got roped into that presentation. 1151 00:38:06,990 --> 00:38:08,690 I tried to help you. 1152 00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:10,690 And thank you for trying, 1153 00:38:10,730 --> 00:38:12,530 but what choice did I have? 1154 00:38:12,570 --> 00:38:15,000 I mean, no one was lifting a finger, 1155 00:38:15,030 --> 00:38:16,600 and Mrs. Tilton gave me the photo album, 1156 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,600 and there was a scanner in the business center. 1157 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,100 Well... 1158 00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:22,470 at least you get to enjoy all of this. 1159 00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:24,940 Looks like it's going to be a beautiful night. 1160 00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:27,850 This sunset, the fire coming... 1161 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,680 and your laptop. 1162 00:38:32,990 --> 00:38:35,520 Wow! Okay. 1163 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,660 For such an organized person, 1164 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:40,830 I did not expect to see such a cluttered desktop. 1165 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,230 That's impressive. 1166 00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:44,190 "Innovations in Bone Density Scanners"? 1167 00:38:44,230 --> 00:38:46,060 "Advances in Podiatry Treatments?" 1168 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:48,230 I like to be cutting-edge. 1169 00:38:48,270 --> 00:38:50,030 I have, like, 50 medical papers to read, 1170 00:38:50,070 --> 00:38:51,670 in my fun-time. 1171 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:53,470 Promise not to invite me to your fun-time. 1172 00:38:53,510 --> 00:38:55,270 Oh, I promise. 1173 00:39:01,050 --> 00:39:02,510 A hundred seconds of solitude? 1174 00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:03,510 Hmm? 1175 00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:05,380 What? Oh. 1176 00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:06,820 Yeah, of course. What was I thinking? 1177 00:39:06,850 --> 00:39:08,020 Had to check on the florist. 1178 00:39:08,050 --> 00:39:10,350 No stone unturned. 1179 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:11,690 Hey, Tess? 1180 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,990 Can I make an observation? 1181 00:39:14,030 --> 00:39:15,860 In the 48 hours that I've known you, 1182 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:17,760 you pass up a golf game, 1183 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,830 you've eaten only when forced to, 1184 00:39:19,870 --> 00:39:20,970 and you missed a spa day 1185 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,230 so that you could work on a slideshow presentation. 1186 00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:25,840 And your point? 1187 00:39:25,870 --> 00:39:27,070 My point is, all these guests here, 1188 00:39:27,110 --> 00:39:28,270 they're having a blast. 1189 00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:30,410 When are you going to join in? 1190 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,840 Well, it just seems 1191 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,380 like people keep needing my help! 1192 00:39:33,410 --> 00:39:34,410 That's because you let them. 1193 00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:36,350 Ever heard the phrase, "Doctor, heal thyself"? 1194 00:39:37,450 --> 00:39:38,880 Look, there is a silver lining 1195 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,280 to me being busy this weekend, 1196 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,890 and that is that it takes the focus off of me. 1197 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,120 I swear, if Bernadette asks me 1198 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,060 where my "missing boyfriend" is 1199 00:39:45,090 --> 00:39:46,090 one more time, 1200 00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:47,790 I am going to snap! 1201 00:39:47,830 --> 00:39:49,230 And where is your missing boyfriend? 1202 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:51,190 Ha. Very funny. 1203 00:39:51,230 --> 00:39:52,460 Thank you. 1204 00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:53,960 I just have to survive yoga with her tomorrow, 1205 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,030 and then I can have some peace. 1206 00:39:56,070 --> 00:39:58,140 Oh, carb-loading again? 1207 00:39:58,170 --> 00:40:00,740 Last two skewers on the barbie, 1208 00:40:00,770 --> 00:40:02,540 and one's got your name on it. 1209 00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:04,210 Don't confuse me by being nice. 1210 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:05,210 Fine, I'll eat 'em. 1211 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,310 No, I'll... 1212 00:40:06,350 --> 00:40:07,280 [gasps] 1213 00:40:07,310 --> 00:40:08,450 What? What is it? 1214 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,410 [Tess]: It's Dr. Hastings again. 1215 00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:10,880 [Michael]: Oh, yeah, the guy from the brunch. 1216 00:40:12,350 --> 00:40:13,880 What is his deal, anyway? 1217 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,950 I'm up for this fellowship at Northwestern, 1218 00:40:15,990 --> 00:40:18,460 and he is on the selection committee. 1219 00:40:18,490 --> 00:40:20,390 Ah, so... go say hi! 1220 00:40:20,430 --> 00:40:21,290 Hmm? No, no, no. 1221 00:40:21,330 --> 00:40:23,430 Well, he's having dessert, you know, so... 1222 00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:25,100 Uh-huh. 1223 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:29,070 Okay, so, if you get the fellowship, 1224 00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:31,400 does that mean you're moving to Chicago? 1225 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,240 Oh, um, I don't know. 1226 00:40:33,270 --> 00:40:35,340 It's complicated. 1227 00:40:35,370 --> 00:40:37,910 Ah, the boyfriend doesn't like Chicago. 1228 00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:39,910 Oh, you just think you have everyone's number, 1229 00:40:39,950 --> 00:40:40,950 don't you? 1230 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,750 Yeah. I can't help it. 1231 00:40:42,780 --> 00:40:44,780 After years and years of patterns, 1232 00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:45,780 they just start to form. 1233 00:40:45,820 --> 00:40:46,720 Like, for example... 1234 00:40:48,850 --> 00:40:49,750 See those two right there? 1235 00:40:49,790 --> 00:40:50,820 Yeah? 1236 00:40:50,860 --> 00:40:51,820 He just met Jack's cousin. 1237 00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:52,820 and she really likes him, 1238 00:40:52,860 --> 00:40:54,020 but she doesn't know how he feels about her. 1239 00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:55,630 Well, how does he feel about her? 1240 00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:58,430 Well... I know 1241 00:40:58,460 --> 00:41:00,860 it looks like he's wondering if his kebabs are overcooked, 1242 00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:01,870 right? 1243 00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:03,770 But... 1244 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,540 he likes her. 1245 00:41:05,570 --> 00:41:07,540 He likes her a lot. 1246 00:41:07,570 --> 00:41:08,810 Wow! 1247 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,040 Yeah. 1248 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,980 Good work. I'm impressed. 1249 00:41:12,010 --> 00:41:13,180 Thanks. 1250 00:41:13,210 --> 00:41:14,880 Yeah, you know, in my line, 1251 00:41:14,910 --> 00:41:16,510 you get so you can just glance 1252 00:41:16,550 --> 00:41:19,120 and understand people's love-lives. 1253 00:41:19,150 --> 00:41:20,720 All right... all right. 1254 00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:22,790 You're using your professional skills. 1255 00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:25,360 I'm going to use mine. 1256 00:41:25,390 --> 00:41:28,290 The patient's acute cynicism 1257 00:41:28,330 --> 00:41:31,330 suggests a build-up of antibodies to weddings, 1258 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,500 perhaps from a prior trauma? 1259 00:41:34,530 --> 00:41:35,770 Oh, wait, let me guess... 1260 00:41:36,870 --> 00:41:38,040 commitment-phobic? 1261 00:41:38,070 --> 00:41:40,100 No. I mean, yes... 1262 00:41:41,610 --> 00:41:43,010 Okay, a couple-- two or three years ago, 1263 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,080 I was engaged... Emily... 1264 00:41:45,110 --> 00:41:47,080 and I just went with the flow, 1265 00:41:47,110 --> 00:41:48,380 sunk a ton of money 1266 00:41:48,410 --> 00:41:50,480 into a big wedding that she wanted. 1267 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,720 You know, the whole hoopla... 1268 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:55,090 the string quartet, and the... doves. 1269 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,920 [laughs] You? 1270 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,390 Did not see that one coming. 1271 00:41:58,420 --> 00:41:59,990 Yeah, I was all in, 1272 00:42:00,030 --> 00:42:01,990 everything but the break-dancing bears. 1273 00:42:02,030 --> 00:42:04,090 Oh. 1274 00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:05,600 Then, three months before our wedding, 1275 00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:08,200 she met somebody else, and... 1276 00:42:08,230 --> 00:42:10,170 at a wedding, ironically. 1277 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,500 Ouch. 1278 00:42:12,540 --> 00:42:13,440 Yeah, and then, you know, 1279 00:42:13,470 --> 00:42:15,710 the jewelry store today... 1280 00:42:15,740 --> 00:42:17,070 No! Don't tell me... 1281 00:42:17,110 --> 00:42:19,410 That's not where you got the ring! 1282 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,910 And where I returned it. 1283 00:42:20,950 --> 00:42:23,180 Oh, Michael... 1284 00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:24,880 Wow. 1285 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,220 I'm really sorry. 1286 00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:29,190 It's in the past. 1287 00:42:29,220 --> 00:42:30,190 Yeah. 1288 00:42:30,220 --> 00:42:31,290 Right? 1289 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,560 Yeah! Hey. 1290 00:42:33,590 --> 00:42:34,760 To Jack and Amber. 1291 00:42:34,790 --> 00:42:35,860 To Jack and Amber. 1292 00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:37,160 The last two skewers. 1293 00:42:39,970 --> 00:42:43,030 You know, I actually studied to practice environmental law. 1294 00:42:43,070 --> 00:42:44,770 So, why divorce law? 1295 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,770 I just kind of fell into it. 1296 00:42:46,810 --> 00:42:48,210 I took a couple cases at the beginning, 1297 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:50,870 and turned out I was really good at it. 1298 00:42:50,910 --> 00:42:54,040 You know, we both work in fields that involve pain. 1299 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,710 My specialty is making it quick and painless, 1300 00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:58,620 but I'd like to switch fields some day. 1301 00:42:58,650 --> 00:43:00,250 So why don't you put out some feelers 1302 00:43:00,290 --> 00:43:02,290 to law firms you actually want to work with? 1303 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,250 You know, you could... 1304 00:43:03,290 --> 00:43:04,650 Tess, stop. 1305 00:43:04,690 --> 00:43:07,220 I am the one person that doesn't need your help. 1306 00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:09,390 I'm fine. 1307 00:43:09,430 --> 00:43:11,160 Well, this is me. 1308 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,160 I'll see you tomorrow, 1309 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,800 and thanks for dinner. 1310 00:43:13,830 --> 00:43:15,100 It was... 1311 00:43:15,130 --> 00:43:16,070 Interesting? 1312 00:43:16,100 --> 00:43:18,170 Exactly. 1313 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,470 Good night. 1314 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,170 Good night. 1315 00:43:21,210 --> 00:43:22,470 And good luck with bridesmaids' yoga. 1316 00:43:24,140 --> 00:43:25,780 Be strong. 1317 00:43:30,130 --> 00:43:31,780 And we greet the morning... 1318 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,940 as we complete our sun salutations, 1319 00:43:34,970 --> 00:43:37,540 moving into Warrior I, 1320 00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:39,410 welcoming peace. 1321 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:43,810 [Amber]: Tess? Tess! 1322 00:43:43,850 --> 00:43:46,280 Are you sure I did the seating plan okay? 1323 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,480 Yes! 1324 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:48,720 There's not too many strangers 1325 00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:50,250 sitting together at each table? 1326 00:43:50,290 --> 00:43:51,420 No. 1327 00:43:51,450 --> 00:43:52,550 No, you're good. I checked. 1328 00:43:52,590 --> 00:43:54,890 And reaching for the earth... 1329 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,290 embracing a calming inner light. 1330 00:43:58,330 --> 00:43:59,630 So this missing boyfriend of yours, 1331 00:43:59,660 --> 00:44:00,790 what's his deal anyway? 1332 00:44:00,830 --> 00:44:02,230 Focus, please? 1333 00:44:02,270 --> 00:44:04,330 And back to center, 1334 00:44:04,370 --> 00:44:07,740 placing the elbow on the knee and twist. 1335 00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:10,270 And how long have you been going out for? 1336 00:44:10,310 --> 00:44:12,070 Almost two years. 1337 00:44:12,110 --> 00:44:14,410 And he still didn't come with you? 1338 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,080 I'll tell you why he isn't here. 1339 00:44:16,110 --> 00:44:17,150 He's afraid 1340 00:44:17,180 --> 00:44:17,710 he's going to have to put a ring on that finger! 1341 00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:20,410 It is not that at all! 1342 00:44:20,450 --> 00:44:21,450 [Instructor]: Ladies! 1343 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,580 Shh! 1344 00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:25,350 You have to turn the screws, honey! 1345 00:44:25,390 --> 00:44:27,120 That's how I got Henry to propose. 1346 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,790 Hey, Tess! 1347 00:44:28,820 --> 00:44:29,690 [Tess]: Michael? 1348 00:44:29,730 --> 00:44:30,860 What are you doing? 1349 00:44:30,890 --> 00:44:32,560 Come with me if you want to live. 1350 00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:43,440 Namaste. 1351 00:44:50,510 --> 00:44:52,710 That does not seem relaxing. 1352 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:55,550 Most tense yoga session ever, actually. 1353 00:44:55,590 --> 00:44:57,790 The Dalai Lama would not have approved. 1354 00:44:57,820 --> 00:44:59,220 Why do girls talk like that when they're working out? 1355 00:44:59,260 --> 00:45:01,960 Guys just work out when they're working out. 1356 00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:03,660 Anyway, forget about all that and hurry, 1357 00:45:03,690 --> 00:45:05,660 or we're going to be late for our tee time. 1358 00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:07,160 What? I'm not playing golf. 1359 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,130 Sure you are... with them. 1360 00:45:09,170 --> 00:45:10,100 [gasps] 1361 00:45:11,170 --> 00:45:12,270 What? 1362 00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:15,670 Yeah, I ran into them this morning at the Pro Shop, 1363 00:45:15,710 --> 00:45:17,170 and since they were looking for a foursome, 1364 00:45:17,210 --> 00:45:18,840 and you wanted to meet Dr. Hastings... 1365 00:45:18,870 --> 00:45:20,910 What... are you doing? 1366 00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:23,140 I'm helping you help yourself. 1367 00:45:23,180 --> 00:45:24,080 I've got to go change! 1368 00:45:24,110 --> 00:45:25,710 Okay. 1369 00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:27,520 I'll get the cart. 1370 00:45:32,050 --> 00:45:33,220 Dr. Hastings? 1371 00:45:33,260 --> 00:45:34,520 Dr. Harper. 1372 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:35,560 When they were kids, 1373 00:45:35,590 --> 00:45:37,090 Tess here used to perform surgery 1374 00:45:37,130 --> 00:45:39,430 on Amber's broken dolls. 1375 00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:40,990 And from what I hear, 1376 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:44,570 Tess's golf game is as good as her bedside manner. 1377 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,770 Dr. Hastings, in full disclosure, 1378 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,840 I'm a finalist for the fellowship 1379 00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:49,040 at Northwestern. 1380 00:45:49,070 --> 00:45:50,200 Perfect. 1381 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:51,740 We can enjoy our golf game 1382 00:45:51,770 --> 00:45:54,040 and talk about anything besides work! 1383 00:45:56,110 --> 00:45:57,010 Bedside manner? 1384 00:45:57,050 --> 00:45:58,580 I should have said bedside manner first, 1385 00:45:58,620 --> 00:45:59,550 then golf game after. 1386 00:45:59,580 --> 00:46:00,510 I don't know 1387 00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:02,720 if bedside manner needed to be included at all. 1388 00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:04,080 I know. 1389 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:07,920 [Dr. Hastings]: So for my money, 1390 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,890 the best steak in Chicago, 1391 00:46:09,930 --> 00:46:11,960 Benny's Chop House, hands down. 1392 00:46:11,990 --> 00:46:13,090 Oh, I'll be sure to check it out. 1393 00:46:13,130 --> 00:46:14,090 [phone chimes] 1394 00:46:14,130 --> 00:46:15,100 Ah! 1395 00:46:18,270 --> 00:46:20,740 The bride has a question. 1396 00:46:20,770 --> 00:46:22,200 I'm sure it can wait. 1397 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,770 Devoted to golf. 1398 00:46:23,810 --> 00:46:25,040 I respect that. 1399 00:46:25,070 --> 00:46:26,570 Yeah, except I think this wedding 1400 00:46:26,610 --> 00:46:28,740 is making me lose my mind. 1401 00:46:28,780 --> 00:46:29,810 [phone chimes] 1402 00:46:29,850 --> 00:46:31,250 Oh... 1403 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,580 terrific. 1404 00:46:35,820 --> 00:46:39,220 Wedding planner says I still owe her five grand. 1405 00:46:39,260 --> 00:46:40,420 [pants] 1406 00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:41,420 No matter! 1407 00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:43,160 [phone rings] 1408 00:46:43,190 --> 00:46:44,490 [pants, short of breath] 1409 00:46:44,530 --> 00:46:45,460 Yes, dear? 1410 00:46:47,030 --> 00:46:47,830 Fine. 1411 00:46:47,860 --> 00:46:49,600 I'm sure if they don't have posies, 1412 00:46:49,630 --> 00:46:52,230 then mums are fine. 1413 00:46:52,270 --> 00:46:54,400 How much extra? 1414 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,340 Uh-uh. No. Fine. 1415 00:46:56,370 --> 00:46:57,310 Yep... 1416 00:46:58,370 --> 00:46:59,940 You know, I thought 1417 00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:01,180 this wedding would be a simple get-together, 1418 00:47:01,210 --> 00:47:04,950 but now there's harpists... there's a cheese sommelier... 1419 00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:06,750 there's more food than an army needs. 1420 00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:09,120 There's a charging station by the sangria bar. 1421 00:47:09,150 --> 00:47:10,120 I mean, this isn't a wedding, it's a... it's a... 1422 00:47:10,150 --> 00:47:11,790 it's a runaway train. 1423 00:47:11,820 --> 00:47:12,850 Mr. Tilton! 1424 00:47:12,890 --> 00:47:13,650 [Dr. Hastings]: Henry? 1425 00:47:13,690 --> 00:47:14,820 Oh, oh, oh, okay. 1426 00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:16,190 Michael, will you get the cart and some water, please? 1427 00:47:16,230 --> 00:47:17,060 Yep, on it. 1428 00:47:17,090 --> 00:47:19,490 [Tess]: Take some deep breaths, okay? 1429 00:47:19,530 --> 00:47:21,830 Do you feel dizzy or cold? 1430 00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:23,260 - No. - Okay, just breathe. 1431 00:47:24,470 --> 00:47:25,600 I'm okay now. 1432 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:28,000 [Tess]: Yeah, I think it was just a mild panic attack 1433 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,340 and maybe a little dehydration. 1434 00:47:30,370 --> 00:47:32,040 You know, I'd really, really like 1435 00:47:32,070 --> 00:47:34,480 to get you out of the sun and rehydrated... 1436 00:47:34,510 --> 00:47:35,380 thank you... 1437 00:47:35,410 --> 00:47:36,840 and up to the clubhouse. 1438 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,650 Do you think you can get up okay? 1439 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:39,980 That sounds like a good idea. 1440 00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:42,520 Listen, all of you, you play on, okay? 1441 00:47:42,550 --> 00:47:44,850 Sorry, sir, not a chance, no, no. 1442 00:47:44,890 --> 00:47:46,820 I need to re-check your vitals inside. 1443 00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:47,890 Here... here, actually, 1444 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,390 I'll take this for you. 1445 00:47:49,430 --> 00:47:50,290 I think we've had enough excitement 1446 00:47:50,330 --> 00:47:51,990 for one day, yeah? 1447 00:47:52,030 --> 00:47:52,990 [exhales] 1448 00:47:53,030 --> 00:47:53,990 Just breathe. 1449 00:47:54,030 --> 00:47:55,330 Thank you. 1450 00:47:55,370 --> 00:47:56,430 Good work out there. Good bedside manner. 1451 00:47:56,470 --> 00:47:58,130 Thank you for the assist. Look out, watch your head. 1452 00:47:58,170 --> 00:48:00,100 Okay. Ready? 1453 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:02,740 Clear? 1454 00:48:02,770 --> 00:48:04,710 You're clear, yeah. Go ahead. 1455 00:48:05,710 --> 00:48:06,610 Not on the green! 1456 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,210 You guys are going to love the dance lesson. 1457 00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:13,210 Oh, are we? 1458 00:48:13,250 --> 00:48:15,620 - Uh... - Yep. 1459 00:48:17,220 --> 00:48:18,990 You were pretty great out there, 1460 00:48:19,020 --> 00:48:21,760 and I think Dr. Hastings took notice. 1461 00:48:21,790 --> 00:48:23,390 That was a nasty trick you played, 1462 00:48:23,430 --> 00:48:25,990 surprising me with golf... 1463 00:48:26,030 --> 00:48:27,030 and a nice one. 1464 00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:28,960 Uh, Jack? Honey, let's start. 1465 00:48:30,370 --> 00:48:31,900 Ooh, yeah, actually, 1466 00:48:31,930 --> 00:48:33,700 I'm going to have to sit this one out. 1467 00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:34,700 What? Why? 1468 00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:35,770 Hmm? Oh, I... 1469 00:48:35,810 --> 00:48:37,340 I did something to my hamstring 1470 00:48:37,370 --> 00:48:38,340 playing golf today. 1471 00:48:38,370 --> 00:48:39,370 Oh, you know, 1472 00:48:39,410 --> 00:48:41,170 dancing might help stretch that hamstring out. 1473 00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:43,280 You sure? It's, like, it's really sore. 1474 00:48:43,310 --> 00:48:45,050 Okay, yeah. 1475 00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,280 You should probably ice it and keep it inclined. 1476 00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,250 Thanks, Doc. I better get some ice, honey. 1477 00:48:49,290 --> 00:48:50,950 You know, doctor's orders, so... 1478 00:48:50,990 --> 00:48:53,090 I'm sorry. It seems super fun. 1479 00:48:54,590 --> 00:48:55,760 But he... 1480 00:48:55,790 --> 00:48:58,090 he's the one who needs the dance lesson. 1481 00:48:58,130 --> 00:48:59,530 He's got two left feet! 1482 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,760 And... 1483 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,760 I want to look good for our wedding dance. 1484 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,530 This is really important to me! 1485 00:49:04,570 --> 00:49:06,370 It... 1486 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:08,600 Maybe you're right 1487 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,040 about weddings making people crazy. 1488 00:49:10,070 --> 00:49:12,440 Huh, you're beginning to see the light. 1489 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:13,710 [instructor claps] 1490 00:49:13,740 --> 00:49:14,910 [Instructor]: Partner up, people. 1491 00:49:14,940 --> 00:49:16,210 We've got lots to learn, 1492 00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:17,580 and only an hour. 1493 00:49:17,610 --> 00:49:19,050 Uh, partner up. 1494 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,520 Seems like we're being tasked again. 1495 00:49:21,550 --> 00:49:22,480 Come... 1496 00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,720 [Instructor]: Positions. 1497 00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,220 [music plays] 1498 00:49:25,250 --> 00:49:26,590 And... 1499 00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:29,420 Well, I should warn you, I am a little rusty... 1500 00:49:29,460 --> 00:49:30,390 whoo... 1501 00:49:30,430 --> 00:49:31,990 and you're really good. 1502 00:49:32,030 --> 00:49:35,000 Fringe benefit of my near-miss wedding. 1503 00:49:35,030 --> 00:49:37,100 My fiancée forced me to get lessons 1504 00:49:37,130 --> 00:49:39,270 for a ridiculous wedding dance that never actually happened. 1505 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:40,730 Oh, don't blame it on the wedding dance. 1506 00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:41,800 Why not? 1507 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,800 Because the wedding dance is... 1508 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,440 it's beautiful. It's romantic. 1509 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:48,680 It's the first steps a new couple takes together, 1510 00:49:48,710 --> 00:49:51,410 under the lights and the music. 1511 00:49:51,450 --> 00:49:54,180 Wow, you are a hopeless romantic, aren't you? 1512 00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:57,250 Emphasis on the "hopeless." 1513 00:49:57,290 --> 00:49:59,420 Whoa! 1514 00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:01,090 Oh! 1515 00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,590 Good. 1516 00:50:02,630 --> 00:50:04,590 You've got some moves. 1517 00:50:04,630 --> 00:50:07,130 Well, the E.R. is a bit of a dance... 1518 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,700 you know, evading gurneys, dodging bedpans... 1519 00:50:09,730 --> 00:50:11,130 Yeah, I got it. Yep, yep. 1520 00:50:11,170 --> 00:50:12,370 Okay. Oh, no... 1521 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,470 What? 1522 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:14,470 Aunt Millie's all alone. 1523 00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:16,200 [Michael sighs] 1524 00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:17,470 As sorry as I feel for Aunt Millie, 1525 00:50:17,510 --> 00:50:19,940 you and I are here, on the dance floor. 1526 00:50:19,980 --> 00:50:21,140 Yeah, but that's the whole thing 1527 00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:22,010 about a wedding, right, 1528 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,710 is everybody gets to join in the fun. 1529 00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:24,680 It's okay. 1530 00:50:26,150 --> 00:50:27,620 Fine. 1531 00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:28,550 [phone rings] 1532 00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:29,780 Oh... 1533 00:50:31,490 --> 00:50:32,990 Oh, you know what? I have to take this. 1534 00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:34,620 I'll be right back, okay? 1535 00:50:38,490 --> 00:50:39,830 Dex! 1536 00:50:39,860 --> 00:50:41,360 Hi! 1537 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,630 Are you ready for your trip? 1538 00:50:42,670 --> 00:50:43,960 All systems go. 1539 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:44,830 Don't forget your Dramamine. 1540 00:50:44,870 --> 00:50:45,900 Done... 1541 00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:47,840 and how's it going with you? 1542 00:50:47,870 --> 00:50:49,200 Uh, actually... 1543 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:50,340 surprisingly fun. 1544 00:50:50,370 --> 00:50:51,670 What's all that noise? 1545 00:50:51,710 --> 00:50:53,140 Oh, it's music. 1546 00:50:53,180 --> 00:50:54,540 Just a little dancing going on. 1547 00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:55,480 See everything you're missing? 1548 00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:56,980 Hey, hold on a sec. 1549 00:50:57,010 --> 00:50:58,480 I've got to get rid of another call here. 1550 00:50:58,510 --> 00:51:00,150 Hello? 1551 00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:02,080 Hello... Dex? 1552 00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,550 Hello? 1553 00:51:08,020 --> 00:51:11,430 [Instructor]: Quick, quick, slow, slow. 1554 00:51:11,460 --> 00:51:14,390 Quick, quick, slow, slow. 1555 00:51:14,430 --> 00:51:16,260 Move faster with that one. 1556 00:51:16,300 --> 00:51:19,530 Slow. Quick, quick, slow, slow. 1557 00:51:19,570 --> 00:51:20,530 Yes... 1558 00:51:23,070 --> 00:51:25,410 Slow, slow. Quick, quick, slow. 1559 00:51:31,780 --> 00:51:35,210 There is nothing like Chicago pizza. 1560 00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:37,680 Well, you won't be without it much longer, right? 1561 00:51:37,710 --> 00:51:40,080 Mm? Yeah... 1562 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,220 Let me guess. 1563 00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:44,420 Dex hasn't agreed to Chicago if you get the fellowship? 1564 00:51:46,060 --> 00:51:47,020 Okay, it's fine. 1565 00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:48,420 You don't want to talk about it. 1566 00:51:48,460 --> 00:51:49,690 I won't twist your arm. 1567 00:51:49,730 --> 00:51:51,260 I've got enough on my mind already. 1568 00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:55,030 Is that...? No... 1569 00:51:55,060 --> 00:51:56,460 Wha...? 1570 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:58,000 Jack! 1571 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:00,900 Hey, hon'. 1572 00:52:02,670 --> 00:52:05,310 What are you doing, creeping around? 1573 00:52:05,340 --> 00:52:07,210 What? Uh... 1574 00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:09,280 I was just... 1575 00:52:09,310 --> 00:52:11,050 getting some ice for my hamstring. 1576 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,950 Yeah, I don't want to limp down the aisle. 1577 00:52:14,990 --> 00:52:16,320 That wouldn't be good. 1578 00:52:16,350 --> 00:52:18,250 Uh... but you guys have fun, 'kay? 1579 00:52:18,290 --> 00:52:20,120 Better go before the ice machine closes, though, 1580 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,460 so... I'll see you guys in a bit. 1581 00:52:23,490 --> 00:52:25,290 [Amber]: What is he up to? 1582 00:52:25,330 --> 00:52:28,130 Sneaking around... 1583 00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,230 ducking out on duties... 1584 00:52:29,270 --> 00:52:30,500 Amber... 1585 00:52:30,530 --> 00:52:32,230 Boyfriend-Jack is wonderful, 1586 00:52:32,270 --> 00:52:35,170 but what if there is a "Married-Jack" 1587 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,440 that I don't know yet, 1588 00:52:36,470 --> 00:52:37,910 who keeps secrets, 1589 00:52:37,940 --> 00:52:38,810 and doesn't care 1590 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:39,940 about the things that are important to me? 1591 00:52:39,980 --> 00:52:43,650 Oh, Amber, where do I start? 1592 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,150 Tess, am I getting cold feet? 1593 00:52:45,180 --> 00:52:46,580 You should really talk to Jack 1594 00:52:46,620 --> 00:52:48,650 about these worries. 1595 00:52:48,690 --> 00:52:50,620 Communication is the best medicine. 1596 00:52:50,650 --> 00:52:52,750 I know, I know, but... 1597 00:52:52,790 --> 00:52:53,960 I'm afraid to. 1598 00:52:53,990 --> 00:52:54,820 It's the wedding week. 1599 00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:57,120 I don't want to have a big showdown. 1600 00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:58,430 I just wish 1601 00:52:58,460 --> 00:53:00,490 that he would make an extra effort 1602 00:53:00,530 --> 00:53:01,700 once in a while... 1603 00:53:01,730 --> 00:53:03,900 and Tess, you deserve that, too. 1604 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:06,940 Don't give me that look. 1605 00:53:06,970 --> 00:53:09,300 You don't think you deserve the same thing from Dex? 1606 00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:11,440 Look, we are talking about you right now. 1607 00:53:11,470 --> 00:53:14,110 Yeah, well, don't worry. Cold feet aren't contagious. 1608 00:53:14,140 --> 00:53:16,040 Well, don't you worry. 1609 00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,050 You are going to have the fairytale wedding 1610 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,780 you have dreamed of since we were kids. 1611 00:53:19,820 --> 00:53:21,420 I promise. 1612 00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:27,820 That was very sweet of you back there, 1613 00:53:27,860 --> 00:53:30,130 asking Aunt Millie to dance. 1614 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:34,030 Hey, she's got a fantastic foxtrot. 1615 00:53:34,070 --> 00:53:34,860 I may have misjudged you a little. 1616 00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:35,970 Yeah? 1617 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,370 I think it's possible 1618 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,300 that I might've misjudged you just a tiny bit, too. 1619 00:53:42,270 --> 00:53:43,840 So listen, tomorrow's a pretty big day. 1620 00:53:43,870 --> 00:53:46,310 We have the rehearsal, you have your slide show, 1621 00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:47,340 but I was thinking... 1622 00:53:47,380 --> 00:53:48,210 Oh, you are not suggesting 1623 00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:51,580 we play hooky on our wedding duties. 1624 00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:54,350 No, we still help with the wedding, 1625 00:53:54,380 --> 00:53:55,350 but then we also take some time 1626 00:53:55,390 --> 00:53:56,320 for some R and R... 1627 00:53:56,350 --> 00:53:59,550 some... fun! 1628 00:53:59,590 --> 00:54:01,360 Yeah? Best of both worlds? 1629 00:54:02,530 --> 00:54:03,860 What do you think? 1630 00:54:03,890 --> 00:54:04,860 Deal? 1631 00:54:06,860 --> 00:54:07,800 Deal. 1632 00:54:09,270 --> 00:54:10,870 Yeah. 1633 00:54:10,900 --> 00:54:13,000 And good night to you, too. 1634 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,070 'Kay. 1635 00:54:20,380 --> 00:54:22,410 What a great way to start the day. 1636 00:54:22,450 --> 00:54:24,010 You mind if we stop, just for a minute? 1637 00:54:24,050 --> 00:54:25,010 Oh! 1638 00:54:25,050 --> 00:54:27,050 I thought for sure you'd be able to keep up. 1639 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,050 Well, A, I did keep up, 1640 00:54:28,090 --> 00:54:30,190 and B, it's three times around the golf course. 1641 00:54:30,220 --> 00:54:31,250 It's a lot of running. 1642 00:54:31,290 --> 00:54:32,690 But you're a lawyer. 1643 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,590 I thought you'd be especially long-winded. 1644 00:54:34,630 --> 00:54:35,790 Ha, that's very funny. 1645 00:54:35,830 --> 00:54:37,930 Can we... just take a little break? 1646 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:38,790 Break? This is... 1647 00:54:38,830 --> 00:54:40,360 I'm supposed to be having fun today! 1648 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,460 Yes, fun, but not at my expense. 1649 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,100 All right, well, let's see... 1650 00:54:44,140 --> 00:54:46,070 we still have time before the wedding rehearsal, 1651 00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:47,270 so we could schedule... 1652 00:54:47,300 --> 00:54:48,870 Schedule? No way! You can't schedule fun! 1653 00:54:49,970 --> 00:54:51,610 Hey, guys? 1654 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,210 The bakery's van just pulled up. 1655 00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:56,150 Could I possibly draft you to take a look? 1656 00:54:56,180 --> 00:54:57,910 Sure, yeah. Piece of cake. 1657 00:54:57,950 --> 00:54:59,510 Oh, thank you! 1658 00:55:00,580 --> 00:55:01,750 Very punny. 1659 00:55:01,790 --> 00:55:03,250 Thank you. 1660 00:55:07,590 --> 00:55:09,730 Exactly as the bride requested. 1661 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,230 Belgian cocoa, French cream, the finest Japanese marzipan, 1662 00:55:13,260 --> 00:55:16,770 and I crafted the cake topper also as requested, 1663 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,600 in pure Madagascar sugar, 1664 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:20,940 infused with orange blossoms and vanilla. 1665 00:55:20,970 --> 00:55:23,140 Wow... nice work. 1666 00:55:23,170 --> 00:55:24,340 We aim to please. 1667 00:55:24,370 --> 00:55:26,340 On time, and on budget, 1668 00:55:26,380 --> 00:55:28,140 and the mayor's going to hear about this, right? 1669 00:55:28,180 --> 00:55:29,410 Yes, of course. 1670 00:55:29,450 --> 00:55:30,510 I'm a man of my word. 1671 00:55:30,550 --> 00:55:31,580 [Tess]: Thank you so, so much. 1672 00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:33,080 It's perfect. 1673 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:33,750 The bride is going to be so happy. 1674 00:55:35,650 --> 00:55:39,620 Okay, we need to get this cake into that refrigerator. 1675 00:55:39,660 --> 00:55:42,320 Yep, and just, just... ooh, be so, so, so, so careful. 1676 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,090 It is a masterpiece. 1677 00:55:44,130 --> 00:55:45,030 Yes... 1678 00:55:45,060 --> 00:55:45,930 [Michael]: Watch the corner! 1679 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,200 [gasps] Oh! 1680 00:55:47,230 --> 00:55:48,700 Okay, okay. 1681 00:55:48,730 --> 00:55:51,100 [Tess]: Oh, no, the sugar groom's arm fell off! 1682 00:55:51,140 --> 00:55:52,000 Uh-oh. 1683 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,000 This is very bad. 1684 00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:53,970 It's very bad. 1685 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,440 Very bad. 1686 00:55:55,470 --> 00:55:56,500 Maybe Amber-- she might not even notice that? 1687 00:55:56,540 --> 00:55:58,470 Are you kidding? 1688 00:55:58,510 --> 00:56:00,280 Amber would notice a flower petal out of place 1689 00:56:00,310 --> 00:56:01,680 on a centerpiece a hundred feet away. 1690 00:56:01,710 --> 00:56:03,980 She sees bad omens in every mistake! 1691 00:56:04,010 --> 00:56:05,310 What are we going to do? 1692 00:56:05,350 --> 00:56:06,780 We can sub in a plastic one. 1693 00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:08,180 Plastic? 1694 00:56:08,220 --> 00:56:10,650 No, no, plastic's not going to work. 1695 00:56:10,690 --> 00:56:13,160 So what do you suggest? What can we do? 1696 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:18,660 Nurse, a little more light, please. 1697 00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:20,360 Oh, yeah, gladly... 1698 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,600 and thanks for bumping me up to nurse. 1699 00:56:23,870 --> 00:56:26,200 'Kay, um... frosting? 1700 00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:28,340 Frosting, check. 1701 00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,480 'Kay. 1702 00:56:33,510 --> 00:56:34,980 Now... 1703 00:56:37,710 --> 00:56:39,380 Nope... yes! 1704 00:56:39,420 --> 00:56:40,550 Ooh... 1705 00:56:40,580 --> 00:56:41,920 The ulna and the radius 1706 00:56:41,950 --> 00:56:43,650 are going to make a full recovery. 1707 00:56:43,690 --> 00:56:45,250 Wow. 1708 00:56:45,290 --> 00:56:46,690 I'd say you've got a pretty steady hand 1709 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:47,820 in a crisis. 1710 00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:49,190 I knew that surgical residency 1711 00:56:49,230 --> 00:56:51,590 would pay off one day. 1712 00:56:51,630 --> 00:56:53,530 Well, now that the crisis is averted, 1713 00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:54,360 I think it's time 1714 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,460 for some of that fun that you promised. 1715 00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:58,070 What did you have in mind? 1716 00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:00,270 I was thinking maybe a little golf... 1717 00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:01,870 not for networking, just for fun. 1718 00:57:03,740 --> 00:57:05,310 Nice. 1719 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:15,220 Seriously? 1720 00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:16,580 Nice! 1721 00:57:30,430 --> 00:57:31,970 Why are you so quiet? 1722 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,600 Off my game a little bit, 1723 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,540 but I'm gracious in defeat, 1724 00:57:35,570 --> 00:57:38,210 or pretending to be. 1725 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,880 We still have a little time before the rehearsal, 1726 00:57:40,910 --> 00:57:42,410 and a golf cart at our disposal. 1727 00:57:42,450 --> 00:57:44,810 What say we explore the resort a little bit? 1728 00:57:44,850 --> 00:57:46,080 Explore? 1729 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,920 Yeah, there's probably some great picnic areas around here. 1730 00:57:47,950 --> 00:57:51,050 You know what, I really should check on a few patients. 1731 00:57:51,090 --> 00:57:53,590 What, you're not on call this week, are you? 1732 00:57:55,830 --> 00:57:57,730 And they're in good hands? 1733 00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:58,730 So they'll be fine... 1734 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,800 and you remember our deal, right? 1735 00:58:00,830 --> 00:58:03,070 Fun when our work is done? 1736 00:58:04,470 --> 00:58:05,930 You know what, you're right. 1737 00:58:05,970 --> 00:58:07,000 I'm what? 1738 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,240 Does this thing have a stereo? 1739 00:58:08,270 --> 00:58:10,240 Hope so. 1740 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,980 All right. 1741 00:58:15,010 --> 00:58:17,410 Let's rock and roll! 1742 00:58:21,550 --> 00:58:24,250 [Amber]: I wonder where Tess is. 1743 00:58:24,290 --> 00:58:25,790 She's not answering any of my calls. 1744 00:58:25,820 --> 00:58:27,490 What do you need her for, dear? Maybe I can help. 1745 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,520 No, I just... 1746 00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:31,190 wanted to check in. 1747 00:58:31,230 --> 00:58:32,590 Amber? 1748 00:58:32,630 --> 00:58:34,160 Dad? What is it? 1749 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,170 You arranged the orders for the rehearsal dinner? 1750 00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,670 No, Jack did. Why? 1751 00:58:39,700 --> 00:58:41,300 Well, there's been some confusion. 1752 00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:43,710 The caterers are here now, and apparently, 1753 00:58:43,740 --> 00:58:46,040 the vegan dinners... are chicken. 1754 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:47,240 What? 1755 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:49,540 Jack was supposed to handle this! 1756 00:58:49,580 --> 00:58:52,350 Maybe you can give him a call. 1757 00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:54,350 I have been trying to text him for over an hour! 1758 00:58:54,390 --> 00:58:55,680 There's no answer. 1759 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,850 Bernadette, have you seen Jack? 1760 00:58:58,890 --> 00:59:00,390 I saw him with the other groomsmen 1761 00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:01,720 back at the Commodore Club. 1762 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:04,160 I'm sure he'll be back soon. 1763 00:59:04,190 --> 00:59:06,490 Unbelievable! 1764 00:59:06,530 --> 00:59:07,800 Amber, Amber... big breaths. 1765 00:59:07,830 --> 00:59:08,800 In... [inhales] 1766 00:59:08,830 --> 00:59:11,370 and out... [exhales] 1767 00:59:13,070 --> 00:59:14,640 [Michael chuckles] 1768 00:59:14,670 --> 00:59:16,670 Enjoying some of the wedding perks? 1769 00:59:16,710 --> 00:59:18,770 Think I'm starting to get the hang of it. 1770 00:59:21,010 --> 00:59:22,640 What do you think that cloud looks like right there? 1771 00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,850 [Tess]: Oh, obviously, it's a kidney. 1772 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,750 No, obviously, it's a gavel. 1773 00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:28,850 Everyone sees the world through their own filter. 1774 00:59:28,890 --> 00:59:30,220 To cows, all they see is grass. 1775 00:59:31,890 --> 00:59:32,990 That's true. 1776 00:59:33,020 --> 00:59:34,060 To the cows, then. 1777 00:59:34,090 --> 00:59:35,390 To the cows. 1778 00:59:38,460 --> 00:59:41,030 Michael, I just want to say thank you. 1779 00:59:41,070 --> 00:59:42,530 For what? 1780 00:59:42,570 --> 00:59:44,370 For reminding me to enjoy myself 1781 00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,000 while I'm here. 1782 00:59:47,700 --> 00:59:49,040 You're welcome. 1783 00:59:49,070 --> 00:59:50,370 Thank you, too. 1784 00:59:50,410 --> 00:59:51,910 For what? 1785 00:59:53,380 --> 00:59:54,540 Well, I've spent the last three years 1786 00:59:54,580 --> 00:59:56,410 splitting people apart. 1787 00:59:56,450 --> 00:59:57,550 It's nice to actually play a small role 1788 00:59:57,580 --> 00:59:59,950 in bringing people together. 1789 00:59:59,980 --> 01:00:01,680 So thanks for roping me in. 1790 01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,050 [laughs] 1791 01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:07,590 That cloud now looks like a bunny. 1792 01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:08,720 Oh, ooh, and that one looks like... 1793 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:09,760 A heart! 1794 01:00:11,060 --> 01:00:12,560 Oops, sorry. 1795 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,730 My fault! 1796 01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:14,700 That is totally my fault. 1797 01:00:14,730 --> 01:00:15,600 It is your fault. 1798 01:00:16,670 --> 01:00:17,630 You know what? 1799 01:00:17,670 --> 01:00:18,900 We should probably get to this rehearsal dinner. 1800 01:00:18,940 --> 01:00:19,970 I told Mrs. Tilton 1801 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,200 I would set up the slideshow, and... 1802 01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,040 oh, my gosh, my phone is dead. 1803 01:00:23,070 --> 01:00:24,040 My phone never dies! 1804 01:00:24,070 --> 01:00:25,110 Hold on. 1805 01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:26,410 What time do you have? What time? 1806 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:27,580 5:20. 1807 01:00:27,610 --> 01:00:28,940 We kind of lost track of time. 1808 01:00:28,980 --> 01:00:30,650 Yeah, we're late! We're running late! 1809 01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:31,780 We've got to go! Yes, we've got to go. 1810 01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:37,220 [Tess]: Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 1811 01:00:37,310 --> 01:00:39,260 [phone rings] 1812 01:00:41,630 --> 01:00:43,430 Amber? 1813 01:00:43,470 --> 01:00:45,000 Forget? No! 1814 01:00:45,030 --> 01:00:46,770 No, I'm coming down the hall right now! 1815 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:47,740 Yep! 1816 01:00:47,770 --> 01:00:48,740 Oh, I know. 1817 01:00:48,770 --> 01:00:53,740 I am so, so sorry that I missed the rehearsal, 1818 01:00:53,780 --> 01:00:54,740 but no, I'm here. 1819 01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:55,780 Yep, here I come. 1820 01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:20,600 Hi! 1821 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:26,480 Where have you been? 1822 01:01:26,510 --> 01:01:29,150 I am so sorry. I lost track of time. 1823 01:01:29,180 --> 01:01:30,780 This rehearsal dinner, I mean, it's a disaster! 1824 01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:32,350 Just take a deep breath. 1825 01:01:34,350 --> 01:01:35,320 That's right. That's good... 1826 01:01:35,350 --> 01:01:36,820 and relax. 1827 01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:37,690 Now, go sit down. 1828 01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:40,160 I'm going to get this fancy video out, 1829 01:01:40,190 --> 01:01:41,790 going to entertain everybody. 1830 01:01:41,830 --> 01:01:44,230 Jack's responsibility was the presentation! 1831 01:01:44,260 --> 01:01:46,700 I can explain... but later. 1832 01:01:46,730 --> 01:01:47,700 You go sit down, okay? 1833 01:01:50,330 --> 01:01:53,540 Jack, why did you pass the presentation on to Tess? 1834 01:01:53,570 --> 01:01:55,370 Honey, relax, okay? She's got it, 1835 01:01:55,410 --> 01:01:57,570 and you've got dessert coming. 1836 01:01:57,610 --> 01:01:58,510 It's going to be great. 1837 01:02:00,950 --> 01:02:01,880 [clears throat] Um... 1838 01:02:01,910 --> 01:02:05,680 I'd like to welcome you all here, and, uh... 1839 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,480 before we have dessert, 1840 01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:08,820 I'd just like to say 1841 01:02:08,850 --> 01:02:11,990 how grateful I am that we are all here 1842 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:15,320 to celebrate the happy couple... 1843 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:16,860 Amber and Jack. 1844 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:17,760 [applause] 1845 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:24,230 And I have a very special treat for you, 1846 01:02:24,270 --> 01:02:28,100 courtesy of the wonderful technical assistance 1847 01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:29,540 of our multitalented Maid of Honor, Tess, 1848 01:02:29,570 --> 01:02:34,740 some beautiful moments and tender memories 1849 01:02:34,780 --> 01:02:36,610 from the happy couple's lives, 1850 01:02:36,650 --> 01:02:37,910 for your viewing pleasure... 1851 01:02:39,420 --> 01:02:40,280 [Tess]: Uh... 1852 01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:41,650 Uh... 1853 01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:45,550 Um... 1854 01:02:45,590 --> 01:02:46,520 [Mrs. Tilton]: Tess? 1855 01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:48,390 Just one second! 1856 01:02:48,430 --> 01:02:50,030 Just a small technical glitch. 1857 01:02:50,060 --> 01:02:52,060 Just a moment. 1858 01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:53,660 Hurry... come on... 1859 01:02:58,940 --> 01:03:00,770 Ah! 1860 01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:01,870 [Voice]: This tutorial will cover 1861 01:03:01,910 --> 01:03:03,740 recent innovations in bunion treatment 1862 01:03:03,770 --> 01:03:05,610 as well as... 1863 01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:06,910 Why isn't it working? 1864 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:10,750 ...A bunion presents typically as a bony prominence 1865 01:03:10,780 --> 01:03:13,250 from realignment of the joint at the base of the toes... 1866 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:14,380 This is wrong, this is wrong. 1867 01:03:14,420 --> 01:03:16,320 ...Treatment of bunions may include rest, 1868 01:03:16,350 --> 01:03:18,750 icing, and orthotics... 1869 01:03:18,790 --> 01:03:19,990 [Michael]: I'll see if I can help her. 1870 01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:23,860 ...More drastic measures include medication and surgery. 1871 01:03:25,030 --> 01:03:25,930 I clicked the wrong file! 1872 01:03:27,030 --> 01:03:28,870 What happened? Oh, my gosh. 1873 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:32,940 Oh. Oh... 1874 01:03:32,970 --> 01:03:34,470 I clicked... I don't know! 1875 01:03:34,510 --> 01:03:35,640 I'm... 1876 01:03:35,670 --> 01:03:36,640 trying to... 1877 01:03:36,670 --> 01:03:37,870 There, does it work? 1878 01:03:40,780 --> 01:03:41,680 I think it worked. 1879 01:03:41,710 --> 01:03:43,080 Yeah. 1880 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:45,080 Amber... 1881 01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:46,080 Just... 1882 01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:47,150 Amber! 1883 01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:48,320 It's not so bad, right? 1884 01:03:48,350 --> 01:03:49,350 It's so bad. 1885 01:03:49,390 --> 01:03:50,650 Somebody didn't notice. 1886 01:03:50,690 --> 01:03:52,820 [Tess]: That was so bad. Everyone noticed. 1887 01:03:54,230 --> 01:03:57,030 Amber, I am so sorry. 1888 01:03:57,060 --> 01:03:58,530 This whole fiasco is all my fault. 1889 01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:00,360 I should've planned more for my presentation. 1890 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,630 No, the presentation was Jack's responsibility, 1891 01:04:02,670 --> 01:04:03,630 and the catering, 1892 01:04:03,670 --> 01:04:04,670 and he failed at them both! 1893 01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:06,970 [Jack]: Hey... 1894 01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:08,770 So Tess did need help! 1895 01:04:08,810 --> 01:04:10,810 I... was busy. 1896 01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:12,670 Doing what? Hanging out with your groomsmen? 1897 01:04:12,710 --> 01:04:13,680 No... 1898 01:04:13,710 --> 01:04:15,380 I mean, technically, yes, but... 1899 01:04:15,410 --> 01:04:16,710 Look, Amber, I think you've got this all wrong. 1900 01:04:16,750 --> 01:04:18,450 Jack has a really good reason for being away. 1901 01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:21,120 Why does everybody keep making excuses for him? 1902 01:04:22,220 --> 01:04:24,150 Amber! Amber! 1903 01:04:25,660 --> 01:04:26,820 Hoo.... 1904 01:04:26,860 --> 01:04:28,220 Weddings, they... 1905 01:04:28,260 --> 01:04:30,160 really bring out the best in people. 1906 01:04:40,100 --> 01:04:42,070 This is not good. The bride has melted down. 1907 01:04:42,110 --> 01:04:43,370 She's been upset with me all week. 1908 01:04:43,410 --> 01:04:44,810 Maybe I should just tell her the truth? 1909 01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:46,040 That is not a good idea. 1910 01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:47,510 Okay, but should I be taking advice 1911 01:04:47,550 --> 01:04:48,910 from a divorce attorney? 1912 01:04:48,950 --> 01:04:50,480 Funny. 1913 01:04:50,510 --> 01:04:53,480 Jack, I'm your Best Man, and I'm your best friend. 1914 01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:55,520 It's my advice. 1915 01:04:56,690 --> 01:04:58,690 [Tess]: Honey, I am so sorry, 1916 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,060 but this will all be over tomorrow... 1917 01:05:01,090 --> 01:05:02,220 in a good way! 1918 01:05:02,260 --> 01:05:03,260 I just don't think 1919 01:05:03,290 --> 01:05:04,930 I can go through with this wedding. 1920 01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:06,360 Oh, Amber, it'll be okay. 1921 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,600 Just go inside. Relax. 1922 01:05:08,630 --> 01:05:10,870 I will check in on you later, okay? 1923 01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:12,230 Thanks, Tess. 1924 01:05:20,380 --> 01:05:21,210 [Tess]: I took my eye off the ball. 1925 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:22,910 It's not so bad. 1926 01:05:22,950 --> 01:05:24,510 It could have been a lot worse. 1927 01:05:24,550 --> 01:05:25,610 Yeah, yeah... 1928 01:05:25,650 --> 01:05:26,820 I could have clicked on the nose job presentation. 1929 01:05:27,820 --> 01:05:30,190 And in my efforts to try and help everyone, 1930 01:05:30,220 --> 01:05:31,890 I ended up ruining everything. 1931 01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:33,460 I let down my friend, 1932 01:05:33,490 --> 01:05:35,260 and you want to know the icing on the cake? 1933 01:05:35,290 --> 01:05:39,260 I sabotaged any chance... any chance of that fellowship. 1934 01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:40,700 Just a sec... the fellowship? 1935 01:05:40,730 --> 01:05:41,800 Yeah! 1936 01:05:41,830 --> 01:05:43,930 I didn't exactly wow Dr. Hastings 1937 01:05:43,970 --> 01:05:45,530 with my organizational skills. 1938 01:05:45,570 --> 01:05:46,540 Tess, I think this is all in your head. 1939 01:05:46,570 --> 01:05:48,800 This has nothing to do with your qualifications! 1940 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,540 And you want to know the worst of it? 1941 01:05:51,780 --> 01:05:53,710 I botched the wedding. 1942 01:05:55,110 --> 01:05:57,210 Okay, look, it is wonderful 1943 01:05:57,250 --> 01:05:58,080 how much you take care of everybody else, 1944 01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:59,080 but I think... 1945 01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:00,050 Thank you... 1946 01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:04,320 and really, the silver lining in all of this 1947 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:05,790 is that you have just proven yourself 1948 01:06:05,820 --> 01:06:08,390 to be a really great guy, 1949 01:06:08,430 --> 01:06:10,030 and I... 1950 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,330 Dex? 1951 01:06:14,370 --> 01:06:16,100 Surprise! 1952 01:06:16,130 --> 01:06:17,900 Let me guess. The missing boyfriend? 1953 01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:18,970 Uh, yeah... 1954 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,340 he's not supposed to be here. 1955 01:06:21,370 --> 01:06:22,800 I think that's probably my cue to go. 1956 01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,970 No, no, no. No. Stay, meet him. 1957 01:06:25,010 --> 01:06:27,240 No, you guys have a good night. 1958 01:06:30,810 --> 01:06:32,420 Hey, beautiful. 1959 01:06:34,850 --> 01:06:36,490 Hi! 1960 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,120 What a surprise! 1961 01:06:39,890 --> 01:06:41,790 Yeah... didn't expect this. 1962 01:06:41,830 --> 01:06:43,760 - It's good to see you. - Yeah. 1963 01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:46,530 [Tess]: I don't understand. 1964 01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:48,860 I didn't think you were coming. 1965 01:06:48,900 --> 01:06:50,270 I know, but then I realized 1966 01:06:50,300 --> 01:06:51,500 how important this was to you, 1967 01:06:51,540 --> 01:06:52,970 and I wanted to surprise you. 1968 01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:57,010 Well, mission accomplished. 1969 01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,510 Tess, I've been thinking a lot... 1970 01:06:59,540 --> 01:07:01,180 about the last couple weeks, 1971 01:07:01,210 --> 01:07:02,950 the fellowship at Northwestern... 1972 01:07:02,980 --> 01:07:05,150 everything, really... 1973 01:07:05,180 --> 01:07:06,010 and I started to see 1974 01:07:06,050 --> 01:07:07,450 that I've been handling this all wrong. 1975 01:07:07,490 --> 01:07:09,390 How so? 1976 01:07:09,420 --> 01:07:11,550 I know how hard you've worked for this fellowship, 1977 01:07:11,590 --> 01:07:14,020 and even getting this far is an accomplishment, 1978 01:07:14,060 --> 01:07:17,230 and it wasn't fair of me to not support you in that... 1979 01:07:17,260 --> 01:07:18,530 especially since I didn't come to the table 1980 01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:19,800 with a strong counter-offer. 1981 01:07:19,830 --> 01:07:21,660 A counter-offer? 1982 01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:22,900 I have a solution 1983 01:07:22,930 --> 01:07:25,030 for this whole Chicago-Boston thing. 1984 01:07:25,070 --> 01:07:26,640 What if I proposed? 1985 01:07:26,670 --> 01:07:28,370 Proposed? 1986 01:07:28,410 --> 01:07:30,970 Well, proposed to propose? 1987 01:07:31,010 --> 01:07:32,480 What if I finally pulled the trigger on this? 1988 01:07:32,510 --> 01:07:33,680 Um... 1989 01:07:33,710 --> 01:07:36,750 Dex, are you trying to keep me from taking the fellowship 1990 01:07:36,780 --> 01:07:38,550 by asking me to marry you? 1991 01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:40,250 No! 1992 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,080 No, I... 1993 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,190 not exactly. 1994 01:07:44,220 --> 01:07:45,320 Because I didn't get it. 1995 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:46,490 Great! 1996 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:47,860 Great? 1997 01:07:47,890 --> 01:07:49,660 No... I... 1998 01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:50,730 Oh... 1999 01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:54,000 Dex, look, I have a counter-proposal for you... 2000 01:07:55,570 --> 01:07:56,900 that we just be friends. 2001 01:07:56,930 --> 01:07:59,540 But we're such a great team. 2002 01:07:59,570 --> 01:08:01,200 Teams support each other... 2003 01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:06,340 but with us, it's always me supporting you... 2004 01:08:06,380 --> 01:08:08,280 helping you re-do your office, 2005 01:08:08,310 --> 01:08:11,350 or helping you get that all-important promotion, 2006 01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:13,020 or just supporting you in work in general. 2007 01:08:13,050 --> 01:08:13,850 Tess... 2008 01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:15,120 Dex... 2009 01:08:15,150 --> 01:08:17,020 you are not the bad guy here. 2010 01:08:17,050 --> 01:08:19,020 I chose this... 2011 01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:22,920 and I can choose something new. 2012 01:08:27,930 --> 01:08:29,400 Is that what you truly want? 2013 01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:33,400 It is. 2014 01:08:36,510 --> 01:08:37,570 Okay. 2015 01:09:07,470 --> 01:09:08,930 Hi. 2016 01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:10,870 Hi. 2017 01:09:10,900 --> 01:09:12,040 Finally got in a round of golf. 2018 01:09:12,070 --> 01:09:15,010 Yeah, just hitting a couple balls. 2019 01:09:19,650 --> 01:09:22,980 Michael, I really need to ask your help for something. 2020 01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:24,250 Can you please tell me 2021 01:09:24,290 --> 01:09:25,920 where the groom has been hiding himself? 2022 01:09:25,950 --> 01:09:29,220 I don't know, Tess. I've been sworn to secrecy. 2023 01:09:29,260 --> 01:09:30,090 See, Amber's actually thinking 2024 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:32,160 of not going through with the wedding, 2025 01:09:32,190 --> 01:09:35,290 and she can't find the groom, yet again. 2026 01:09:35,330 --> 01:09:39,100 This will be the last favor I do for the bride. 2027 01:09:39,130 --> 01:09:41,070 Then I'm done. 2028 01:09:47,010 --> 01:09:48,040 [Tess]: I did find out 2029 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,280 where your missing groom has been spending his time. 2030 01:09:50,310 --> 01:09:51,140 You did? 2031 01:09:51,180 --> 01:09:53,410 The Shangri-La room up in the clubhouse. 2032 01:09:53,450 --> 01:09:55,080 Oh, thank goodness! 2033 01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:57,350 Tess, can you go talk to him for me? 2034 01:09:57,390 --> 01:09:59,350 Just find out what's been going on, 2035 01:09:59,390 --> 01:10:01,920 straighten this all out? 2036 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:03,990 The rest is up to you. 2037 01:10:04,030 --> 01:10:05,890 You have to go talk to him yourself. 2038 01:10:07,690 --> 01:10:09,690 But... you're my best friend. 2039 01:10:09,730 --> 01:10:11,300 Exactly, 2040 01:10:11,330 --> 01:10:12,930 and it's time for you to stand on your own two feet. 2041 01:10:16,370 --> 01:10:18,170 Wait, where are you going? 2042 01:10:18,210 --> 01:10:20,640 I am treating myself to a spa day. 2043 01:10:24,150 --> 01:10:25,110 [phone rings] 2044 01:10:25,150 --> 01:10:27,450 Maddy? 2045 01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:29,010 Hi, stranger. 2046 01:10:29,050 --> 01:10:31,020 How's it going, Tess? 2047 01:10:31,050 --> 01:10:32,380 Let me guess. 2048 01:10:32,420 --> 01:10:34,050 Putting out fires for the bride? 2049 01:10:34,090 --> 01:10:34,990 Actually, 2050 01:10:35,020 --> 01:10:38,020 you couldn't be farther from the truth. 2051 01:10:38,060 --> 01:10:41,160 I am in a robe, headed to the spa for a visit. 2052 01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:42,630 Robe? 2053 01:10:42,660 --> 01:10:44,460 Spa? 2054 01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:46,230 I must've called the wrong number. 2055 01:10:46,270 --> 01:10:48,030 This is Tess Harper, right? 2056 01:10:48,070 --> 01:10:50,570 I think so. 2057 01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:52,500 Oh, Maddy, it's all just been so crazy. 2058 01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:55,340 Dex showed up. 2059 01:10:55,380 --> 01:10:57,010 Maddy, it's over. 2060 01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:58,910 I did what I should have done a long time ago. 2061 01:10:58,950 --> 01:10:59,950 Really? 2062 01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:02,010 Are you okay? 2063 01:11:03,350 --> 01:11:05,020 Actually... yes. 2064 01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:08,390 Then congratulations. 2065 01:11:08,420 --> 01:11:09,350 I've got to run. 2066 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:11,360 Doc Williams needs me on an appendectomy. 2067 01:11:11,390 --> 01:11:12,890 Thank you, Maddy. 2068 01:11:12,930 --> 01:11:14,130 - Bye for now. - Bye. 2069 01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:17,030 So... 2070 01:11:17,060 --> 01:11:18,700 which do you want? 2071 01:11:18,730 --> 01:11:19,930 The hot stone treatment, 2072 01:11:19,970 --> 01:11:23,740 shiatsu, or maybe a relaxation wrap? 2073 01:11:23,770 --> 01:11:25,370 All of the above. 2074 01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:35,410 [tango music plays] 2075 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,190 Jack! 2076 01:11:43,420 --> 01:11:44,460 What's going on? 2077 01:11:44,490 --> 01:11:46,130 - Amber, um... - Okay, I... 2078 01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:48,530 I don't know what the heck is going on here, but... 2079 01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:51,600 It's a dance lesson, the last of ten, 2080 01:11:51,630 --> 01:11:53,570 and time's a-wasting. 2081 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:54,330 A dance lesson? 2082 01:11:54,370 --> 01:11:56,270 Can you just give us a second? 2083 01:11:59,010 --> 01:12:00,470 This is what I've been doing. 2084 01:12:00,510 --> 01:12:02,210 Bernadette was standing in for you to help me, 2085 01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:04,140 to prep for the wedding dance. 2086 01:12:04,180 --> 01:12:05,880 You know what a terrible dancer I am. 2087 01:12:05,910 --> 01:12:06,850 I just... 2088 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:08,950 I wanted to surprise you. 2089 01:12:12,450 --> 01:12:14,190 I am surprised. 2090 01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:17,060 Oh! 2091 01:12:19,590 --> 01:12:20,630 Ooh! 2092 01:12:20,660 --> 01:12:21,830 That's the tango. 2093 01:12:21,860 --> 01:12:22,790 Nice! 2094 01:12:24,030 --> 01:12:24,930 I'm still working on it. 2095 01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:39,010 Great minds think alike. 2096 01:12:39,050 --> 01:12:40,580 Excuse me? 2097 01:12:40,610 --> 01:12:41,410 An old trick I learned 2098 01:12:41,450 --> 01:12:44,450 working the E.R. out of med school... 2099 01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:45,780 grab rest when you can. 2100 01:12:49,190 --> 01:12:50,160 Wise words. 2101 01:12:50,190 --> 01:12:52,760 That's quite a presentation you made yesterday. 2102 01:12:52,790 --> 01:12:53,930 Oh... 2103 01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:56,090 don't remind me. 2104 01:12:56,130 --> 01:12:59,100 It was an honor to meet you, Dr. Hastings, 2105 01:12:59,130 --> 01:13:00,530 and I really do hope 2106 01:13:00,570 --> 01:13:02,100 that our paths will cross sometime 2107 01:13:02,140 --> 01:13:04,000 in the distant future. 2108 01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:04,940 Why do you say that? 2109 01:13:04,970 --> 01:13:06,310 Are you withdrawing from the fellowship? 2110 01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:09,010 Oh, no. No, no, no. 2111 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,510 I just-- I just assumed, after yesterday, 2112 01:13:11,550 --> 01:13:13,480 and that... um... 2113 01:13:13,510 --> 01:13:14,650 anyway... 2114 01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:16,820 it was... it was an honor to meet you. 2115 01:13:16,850 --> 01:13:19,550 Just tell me, for future reference... 2116 01:13:19,590 --> 01:13:21,150 should I call you Tess, or Dr. Harper? 2117 01:13:22,190 --> 01:13:23,150 Huh? 2118 01:13:23,190 --> 01:13:25,560 Well, I meant what I said back at our golf game. 2119 01:13:25,590 --> 01:13:27,990 What happens at this wedding 2120 01:13:28,030 --> 01:13:29,830 has no bearing on the committee's decision, 2121 01:13:29,860 --> 01:13:30,800 good or bad. 2122 01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:35,970 Oh, and, um... 2123 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,670 your office will be down the hall from mine. 2124 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:41,010 Uh... 2125 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:43,070 I'm sorry. I... I... 2126 01:13:43,110 --> 01:13:45,140 I don't understand. I don't think I'm... 2127 01:13:45,180 --> 01:13:46,980 The board voted yesterday to accept you, 2128 01:13:47,010 --> 01:13:48,910 but the decision was only made public today. 2129 01:13:48,950 --> 01:13:51,350 I'm sorry I couldn't tell you any earlier, 2130 01:13:51,390 --> 01:13:54,820 but when I saw you in action on the golf course, 2131 01:13:54,860 --> 01:13:56,820 I knew we made the right decision. 2132 01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:01,530 Yes! 2133 01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,530 Oh, um, sorry. Oh, sorry. 2134 01:14:06,570 --> 01:14:09,030 And what are you smiling about? 2135 01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:10,600 [exhales happily] 2136 01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:12,070 I got the fellowship! 2137 01:14:12,110 --> 01:14:14,370 Oh, Tessie! That's great! 2138 01:14:14,410 --> 01:14:15,870 Does this mean you're going to stay in Chicago? 2139 01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:16,940 Yeah! 2140 01:14:16,980 --> 01:14:18,940 Yeah, Dex and I are through. 2141 01:14:18,980 --> 01:14:20,410 Yeah, it just, it wasn't a match. 2142 01:14:20,450 --> 01:14:21,710 No. 2143 01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:22,780 How are you doing? 2144 01:14:22,820 --> 01:14:23,880 Good. 2145 01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:25,920 You know, everything's fixed. 2146 01:14:25,950 --> 01:14:27,050 And you fixed it. 2147 01:14:27,090 --> 01:14:28,250 See, you stood up for yourself. 2148 01:14:28,290 --> 01:14:29,890 You didn't need my help. 2149 01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:32,390 No, just a push. 2150 01:14:32,430 --> 01:14:36,030 So, now that you're going to be in town, 2151 01:14:36,060 --> 01:14:38,730 maybe there's a better match for you here? 2152 01:14:40,470 --> 01:14:41,800 What are you getting at? 2153 01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:43,940 No one knows you like I do, Tess, 2154 01:14:43,970 --> 01:14:45,640 and from the first moment 2155 01:14:45,670 --> 01:14:47,640 that Jack introduced me to Michael, 2156 01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:49,140 I just... 2157 01:14:49,180 --> 01:14:51,710 I knew that the two of you would hit it off, 2158 01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:53,980 and then when Dex bailed on you, 2159 01:14:54,010 --> 01:14:55,610 it just, you know... that was the final straw. 2160 01:14:55,650 --> 01:14:56,650 Final straw for what? 2161 01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:59,220 Well... you gave me a push. 2162 01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:00,820 - More like a shove. - Yeah. 2163 01:15:00,850 --> 01:15:03,090 Well, I gave you one, too. 2164 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:04,620 What are you talking about? 2165 01:15:04,660 --> 01:15:05,920 Well, 2166 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:09,630 I thought I'd indulge in a little fiction 2167 01:15:09,660 --> 01:15:10,830 to try and get you 2168 01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:12,100 to spend some time with Michael. 2169 01:15:12,130 --> 01:15:13,970 Wait, so... 2170 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,730 so what, this whole Bridezilla thing, 2171 01:15:15,770 --> 01:15:16,800 it was all an act? 2172 01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:18,170 Well, no, unfortunately, 2173 01:15:18,210 --> 01:15:20,310 that part... that part was real, 2174 01:15:20,340 --> 01:15:21,740 but the part 2175 01:15:21,780 --> 01:15:23,110 where Michael picked you up at the airport, 2176 01:15:23,140 --> 01:15:24,640 and the rest... 2177 01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:26,410 I just remembered, 2178 01:15:26,450 --> 01:15:28,310 the rental car is in Dex's name. 2179 01:15:28,350 --> 01:15:30,150 Oh, don't worry. 2180 01:15:30,180 --> 01:15:31,780 I'll arrange someone to pick you up. 2181 01:15:31,820 --> 01:15:33,650 Oh, no, you don't have to do that, truly. 2182 01:15:35,460 --> 01:15:36,520 Michael? 2183 01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:37,420 Yeah? 2184 01:15:37,460 --> 01:15:39,660 And technically, 2185 01:15:39,690 --> 01:15:42,160 I don't have an Aunt Karen bringing me something blue. 2186 01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:45,460 Sending you two on that scavenger hunt, 2187 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:46,430 that was just a ruse 2188 01:15:46,470 --> 01:15:48,100 to try and get you to spend time together. 2189 01:15:48,130 --> 01:15:50,370 [Tess]: Why, you sneaky... 2190 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:51,970 I know my best friend, 2191 01:15:52,010 --> 01:15:53,640 and you do like a challenge, 2192 01:15:53,670 --> 01:15:56,010 and Michael likes a woman who can think for herself. 2193 01:15:56,040 --> 01:16:01,210 I can't believe you would do that to me. 2194 01:16:01,250 --> 01:16:02,850 No, not "to" you, Tess. "For" you. 2195 01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:04,120 I mean, there's no way 2196 01:16:04,150 --> 01:16:05,350 I was going to let you choose Dex 2197 01:16:05,390 --> 01:16:06,620 over the fellowship. 2198 01:16:06,650 --> 01:16:09,620 He never treated you as a priority, 2199 01:16:09,660 --> 01:16:11,660 and everybody knew that except for you. 2200 01:16:11,690 --> 01:16:17,160 Well, things didn't exactly work out with Michael... 2201 01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:18,400 but thank you 2202 01:16:18,430 --> 01:16:20,670 for being worried about me. 2203 01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,740 Now, I'm sorry... 2204 01:16:24,770 --> 01:16:26,710 I think we have a wedding to get to? 2205 01:16:26,740 --> 01:16:27,640 Oh. 2206 01:16:27,670 --> 01:16:29,710 Oh, yeah, it's... do you like my dress? 2207 01:16:29,740 --> 01:16:31,140 Oh, yeah, you're ready. Let's go. 2208 01:16:31,180 --> 01:16:32,180 No, you're good. 2209 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,170 I know you're allergic to weddings. 2210 01:16:35,230 --> 01:16:38,100 You'll let me know if you start feeling faint? 2211 01:16:38,130 --> 01:16:39,930 And you let me know if you feel any compulsion 2212 01:16:39,970 --> 01:16:41,830 to fix any of the floral arrangements. 2213 01:16:41,870 --> 01:16:44,970 Actually, your boutonniere is a little off. 2214 01:16:45,010 --> 01:16:46,970 Let me just... 2215 01:16:48,810 --> 01:16:50,610 Last thing I'll fix, I promise. 2216 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:51,980 Here goes. 2217 01:16:52,010 --> 01:16:53,210 Be strong, 2218 01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:54,810 and if you start seeing stars, 2219 01:16:54,850 --> 01:16:57,020 it's just people throwing rice. 2220 01:16:58,590 --> 01:17:01,420 Wow, you look like a man headed to the gallows. 2221 01:17:01,460 --> 01:17:03,290 Any last words? 2222 01:17:05,730 --> 01:17:07,590 We made a good team. 2223 01:17:07,630 --> 01:17:08,990 We did. 2224 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:13,370 [Minister]: Friends and family, 2225 01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:15,330 we are gathered here today 2226 01:17:15,370 --> 01:17:17,670 to witness and to celebrate 2227 01:17:17,710 --> 01:17:20,070 the union of Amber and Jack in marriage. 2228 01:17:20,110 --> 01:17:23,480 I believe they've written their own vows? 2229 01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:29,010 Amber, 2230 01:17:29,050 --> 01:17:33,850 I vow to always love you and to make you happy... 2231 01:17:33,890 --> 01:17:36,190 in championship seasons and in slumps... 2232 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,290 on sunny days, 2233 01:17:39,330 --> 01:17:41,360 and really cold ones when I have to use a snowblower. 2234 01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:45,930 I will always be there for you. 2235 01:17:47,740 --> 01:17:49,200 Jack... 2236 01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:53,570 a friend showed me this week what true caring means... 2237 01:17:53,610 --> 01:17:56,080 to help someone when they need it, 2238 01:17:56,110 --> 01:17:58,380 and to let them help themselves, too. 2239 01:18:00,450 --> 01:18:02,580 I vow to love you 2240 01:18:02,620 --> 01:18:05,020 and support you in every way. 2241 01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:10,860 [Minister]: May we have the rings, please? 2242 01:18:24,870 --> 01:18:27,640 Then, by the authority granted by the state of Illinois, 2243 01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:29,810 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 2244 01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:30,810 You may kiss the bride. 2245 01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:49,490 - Finally. - Welcome to the family. 2246 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,430 Are you... 2247 01:18:53,470 --> 01:18:55,270 tearing up? 2248 01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:56,440 Me? No, no... 2249 01:18:56,470 --> 01:18:57,870 I think it's the, um... 2250 01:18:57,910 --> 01:18:59,310 I think it's the flowers or something. 2251 01:18:59,340 --> 01:19:00,940 I don't think it's the flowers. 2252 01:19:00,980 --> 01:19:02,370 Maybe somebody has a cat. 2253 01:19:02,410 --> 01:19:06,350 Definitely no cats at this wedding. 2254 01:19:06,380 --> 01:19:07,310 Do you need a Kleenex? 2255 01:19:07,350 --> 01:19:08,280 I'm okay. 2256 01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:09,280 Okay. 2257 01:19:13,690 --> 01:19:14,920 I'm so happy. 2258 01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:18,760 Okay, right. It's got a nice ring to it. 2259 01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:30,070 [Tess]: Hello, everybody. 2260 01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:31,700 My name is Tess. I am the Maid of Honor. 2261 01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:37,680 I am also the one responsible for that slide show yesterday. 2262 01:19:37,710 --> 01:19:38,680 [chuckling] 2263 01:19:38,710 --> 01:19:39,880 You're welcome. 2264 01:19:39,910 --> 01:19:41,180 [laughter] 2265 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:47,390 Amber and I have been best friends since kindergarten, 2266 01:19:47,420 --> 01:19:49,920 and I just have to say 2267 01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:50,820 what a great friend she has been. 2268 01:19:53,090 --> 01:19:57,060 She absolutely deserves this amazing wedding. 2269 01:19:57,100 --> 01:20:01,870 Weddings are about traditions and customs, 2270 01:20:01,900 --> 01:20:04,270 some of which may seem crazy, 2271 01:20:04,310 --> 01:20:05,200 some wonderful... 2272 01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:09,640 but weddings are also about having fun... 2273 01:20:11,650 --> 01:20:13,910 and I just want to thank a special someone 2274 01:20:13,950 --> 01:20:18,680 for helping me realize we can enjoy both. 2275 01:20:21,790 --> 01:20:23,360 And now, 2276 01:20:23,390 --> 01:20:24,420 it's time for a wedding dance. 2277 01:20:27,730 --> 01:20:29,260 [classical music playing] 2278 01:20:41,740 --> 01:20:42,540 [Michael]: It's not bad. 2279 01:20:42,580 --> 01:20:44,240 I'd say so. 2280 01:20:46,580 --> 01:20:48,280 Where's Dex? 2281 01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:49,210 Headed back to Boston. 2282 01:20:52,450 --> 01:20:56,090 I'm sure the two of you will be very happy together. 2283 01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:59,660 Oh, I'm sure we'll be very happy... 2284 01:20:59,690 --> 01:21:03,200 just not together, that's for sure. 2285 01:21:04,370 --> 01:21:05,560 What? 2286 01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:07,130 The thing is... 2287 01:21:08,700 --> 01:21:11,400 I got that fellowship I wanted. 2288 01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:12,400 Yeah... 2289 01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:13,410 Wow! 2290 01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:15,810 Congratulations! 2291 01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:17,040 That's... 2292 01:21:19,650 --> 01:21:21,980 So, Chicago, huh? 2293 01:21:22,020 --> 01:21:22,980 That's... 2294 01:21:23,020 --> 01:21:24,020 Yeah. 2295 01:21:24,050 --> 01:21:26,620 See, the way I see it... 2296 01:21:26,650 --> 01:21:30,260 Chicago has a lot of potential... 2297 01:21:30,290 --> 01:21:32,160 in a whole lot of ways. 2298 01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:38,160 Don't worry. 2299 01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:40,870 I know you're not a big fan of the wedding dance. 2300 01:21:40,900 --> 01:21:42,530 Yeah, that was before. 2301 01:21:42,570 --> 01:21:43,500 Before what? 2302 01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:49,110 Before you. 2303 01:21:50,540 --> 01:21:51,710 What was that thing that you said 2304 01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:54,210 about the wedding dance? 2305 01:21:54,250 --> 01:21:55,950 It's... 2306 01:21:55,980 --> 01:22:00,620 the first steps two people take in their life together... 2307 01:22:00,650 --> 01:22:02,290 to music. 2308 01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:04,690 Exactly. 2309 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:08,790 So... 2310 01:22:08,830 --> 01:22:10,500 may I have this dance? 2311 01:22:16,900 --> 01:22:19,140 This has been my favorite wedding... 2312 01:22:19,170 --> 01:22:20,640 so far. 2313 01:22:21,740 --> 01:22:23,210 [Michael]: Mine too. 2314 01:22:39,930 --> 01:22:42,490 I think they're, uh... 2315 01:22:43,900 --> 01:22:46,170 You're such a matchmaker. 2316 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:47,970 That's the only reason you had this wedding, isn't it? 2317 01:23:08,490 --> 01:23:12,390 [♪♪♪] 145188

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