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Oh my God Dyson.I love your pelt.
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Maybe she'll turn
him into a coat.
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Maybe he'll
give her rabies.
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I need another drink.
No maybes about it.
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Ladies!
Didn't see you come in.
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Hey Trick, another
ale for my partner,
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and a Sex on the Beach
for the blonde.
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How original.
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Your boy seems
jolly tonight.
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Skank magnet!
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He's earned it.
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We've been beating
our heads against this
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massive Organized
Crime case.
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Now Dyson's convinceda mob mistress
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to testify against
her boyfriend.
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Girlfriend must have
a death wish.
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Try a massive crush
on Dyson.
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I'm good, but I swear,
he could charm
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his way into the
Queen Mum's panties.
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Once he's done
with the waitress's.
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Oh!
Guys, relax--
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Me and Dyson --
it's cool.
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I can handle it.
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Bo,
I am so proud of--
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Ugh!
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SO can't handle it.
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Flaming tequila,
crumbly old book?
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Not a great combo,
drunky.
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I'm not drunk,
I'm coping.
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Trick's gonna kill you
for swiping that.
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Oh no,
what's he gonna do?
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Revoke my Fae
library privileges?
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Ugh--
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Here's one:
the Festering Hex.
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We cast this on Dyson
we can make it fall off.
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To his wang!
May it rest in piece.
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We hit him
with the old
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Bob Barker special
then hit his waitress with--
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A bad case
of "Toadstool-itis".
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That can't be
a real thing.
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It is, and it
might be tricky.
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How much Eye of Newt
would you say we're packing?
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Besides, it's not
the waitress' fault!
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I mean,
Hale's right.
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Dyson can
be mighty convincing.
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With the right spell, he can
be completely neutered.
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Yeah!
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Right there!
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Know what
we should do?
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What?
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We should invoke
Baba Yaga.
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Baba-what-now?
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Baba Yaga.
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Every young
Russian devotchka's
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taught old witch
who lives deep woods,
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in a cottage
made of bones.
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Sounds kinda drafty.
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The bones
of young girls
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who don't do
what they're told.
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Oh my-- You are scared
of this Baba Gaga.
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Baba Yaga, and
yeah she's horrible!
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Horrible--
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But she'll occasionally
help chicks get revenge
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on a dude
who's wronged them.
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Uh??
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Okay,
I'm listening--
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You get a mirror,
say her name three times,
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tell her the name of
the dude you want cursed--
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Bye bye wolf junk?
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Perhaps we're
concentrating too much
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on Dyson's
genital region.
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No, no--
We can't curse Dyson.
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He sacrificed
his love for me
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to save my life.
Deep down,
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we know
he's all noble.
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He was noble back then,
but now he's all dink.
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We're the good guys!
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We take the high road
that's what we do.
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So no Baby Yoda!
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Baba Yaga.
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Whatever!
No curses.
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Even if seeing Dyson
with someone else --
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or a bunch of someone
elses hurts like hell.
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And it does.
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Good night.
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Bye.
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Drink up.
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Hey!
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Baba Yaga.
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Baba Yaga.
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Because he thinks
he's it,
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but he's just shit.
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Make him know what
it's like to feel rejected.
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To be hated.
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This is my
vengeance plea.
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Hear me
Baba Yaga!
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Whatever you're
doing in there,
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my impending
hangover and I
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request that you
please shut it!
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Okay--
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Whatevs.
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That was stupid--
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As...you...wish.
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Life is hard when youdon't know who you are.
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It's harder when youdon't know what you are.
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My love carriesa death sentence.
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I was lost for years.
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Searching while hiding.
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Only to find I belongto a world hidden from humans.
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I won't hide anymore.
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I will livethe life I choose.
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Sync by Alex1969
www.addic7ed.com
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Kenzi!!!
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Kenzi!!!
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Ahhhh, I'm up!
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Ugh!
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Awwww!
I'm up--
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Ugh---
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How long has that stain
been on the ceiling?
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Also--
OW!!!
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What is
with the bathroom?
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The mirror is
completely shattered.
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How do you know
it was moi?
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Why do I taste
like shampoo?
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What did we get up
to last night?
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This is what happens
when we buy
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"wine" from
the bargain bin.
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Crappy merlot might
explain the mutual amnesia.
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But what about
the itchy scab?
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Were we loaded enough
to hit a tattoo joint?
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Tramp stamps
are so 2005.
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No, it's not
a tat--
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Whatever it is, it's
burned into my skin.
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What the Fae?
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Gloria--
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Whenever you're feeling
guilty remember how it felt
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every time Alberto
slept with your sister.
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You remember that.
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I promised,
I'm not gonna let him
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hurt you
ever again.
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Okay, deposition's
in two days.
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I'll see you then
take it easy.
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Gloria
getting cold feet?
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She's still gonna
testify that her boyfriend
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authorized the hit
on Capalucci.
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Mr. Alberto Rose is
gonna have to find
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himself a new plaything
on the inside.
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I must admit it.
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You could talk a Nun
into a threeway.
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Ah, the Crusades.
Good times.
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Just wish you wouldn't flaunt
your skills in front of Bo.
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Excuse me?
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Come on,
she's my friend, too.
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I want us all
to hang sometimes
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without the
awkwardness.
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So what,
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you want me to pretend
I'm not seeing other women?
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Let her thinkshe's still got a shot?
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It's called subtlety.
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I prefer honesty.
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Honestly you're a pig
you even smell like one!
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Oh!
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Some women are immune
to the Wolf, wow!
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Does that hurt?
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It itches!
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Definitelynot a tattoo.
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Definitely mystical.
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My face would love
to hear your theories
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once you're done
consulting my butt.
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No need
to feel self-conscious.
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Just think of me
as a doctor.
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A centuries old,
bartending butt-doctor?
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Almost likea letter, right?
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Y'all got some
secret Fae alphabet
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we don't know
about?
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You should see
our Fae Sesame Street.
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that would be awesome.
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But you're right.
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It's an initial,
signature of some kind.
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So, Bo--
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What have you been up
to lately, Fae-wise?
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Mostly just trying to stay
off Lachlan's radar.
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Ugh!
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Have you dined
with any herbalists?
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Met with any
mer-folk?
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Qu-est que huh?
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Have you--
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communed with any
particularly unusual Fae?
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Uh,hold up!
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Are you saying Bo
might have a Fae STD??
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A what?
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Baba Yaga?
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Tell me you didn't
invoke her?
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Baba Yaga--
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The Baba Yaga you weretalking about last night?
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That was
just talk, right?
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Baba Yaga is real?
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And she's marked
Bo as her own.
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Oh, Kenzi--
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What did you do?
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Okay, so a couple
of hookers spit at you.
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A couple?!
Try five, man!
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Okay five, alright,
let me help you out--
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Oh, damn
here comes six!
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OH!!!
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Calm down!
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Careful I mightenjoy this--
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Uh, thank God!
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I've been waiting
an hour to someone
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about the street racing
in my neighbourhood!
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Ma'am I will get an officer
to deal with that,
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just please wait--
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All of you think
you own the road
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just 'cuz you have
a penis!
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Ugh!
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She must've
been drunk.
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No! There was no
alcohol on her breath
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and she didn't freak out
til I got in the room.
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That's why the Unions
arrested her.
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She'll undergo
a psych evaluation.
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I don't get this--
Everywhere I go today
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women are
freaking out on me!
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Well now you're
among friends.
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And I need a pint,
where the hell is Trick?
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Oh well,
there's your girl--
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Audrey,
can I get a pint--
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What you can do
is kiss my black ass!
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Sorry?
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Sorry won't stop you
breaking my heart,
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I see the way you look
at other women!
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There must've been some
sort of misunderstanding--
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--this is for womankind,
and this is for me!
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Hey alright!
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Yeah!
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Get off me!Leave me alone!
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When I found outabout the Fae
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I knew that had
to mean Sasquatch
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and the Lochness
Monster
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and Little Miss
Piggy all existed
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but Baba Yaga can't,
ok? She Can't!
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Kenzi, fess up!
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Why did you sick
Baba Yaga on me?!
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I didn't,
I wouldn't!
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I can't remember
WHAT I did!
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The mark on my back,
the shattered mirror?
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It all makes sense!
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It doesn't
make any sense!
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Okay, okay--
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Last thing I remember,
we were bitching about--
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Him!
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What?
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I'm gonna
kill you!!!
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Come on--
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Oh Shazzbot--
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Just chill!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa--
Hey, hey--
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Hey...
There you go.
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I'm gonna
kill him.
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Oh, I been there,
sister.
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I'm gonna
kill him.
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You're fine.
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I want
to kill him--
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I got this.
264
00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:10,969
Yeah,
I got this.
265
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,671
Yeah walk away.
266
00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:15,974
Bo, what the hell
is going on?
267
00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:17,609
Dyson,
that mark.
268
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,010
We've been
cursed.
269
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,314
Cursed?
270
00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:24,482
By Kenzi!
271
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:27,786
Ta da...
272
00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:31,389
#
273
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,526
No, it tickles.
274
00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:37,529
Okay! I get it,
you're pissed.
275
00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:40,031
You know, I understand
you hate me right now,
276
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,800
but you put
a curse on me?!
277
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:42,901
What are you?!
Fourteen?!
278
00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:44,869
Again, it wasn't me!
It was Baba Yaga!
279
00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:46,004
Via Kenzi!
280
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,206
Who does whatever she
thinks you want her to do!
281
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,474
Hey!
Not fair, man.
282
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,143
Why would I want to even
bother to curse you!
283
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,646
Far as I'm concerned,
you and I are done!
284
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,647
Apparently not.
285
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,649
I knew you were sensitive,
I didn't think
286
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,783
you were
obsessive.
287
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,185
Wow. You are really
hateable right now.
288
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,953
This is great Kenzi,
thanks so much.
289
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,189
What's the deal with this
Baba Yaga chick anyway?
290
00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:06,057
She's a hideous witch
who helps young
291
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,826
Slavic women
take revenge
292
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,360
on the men who've
wronged her.
293
00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:11,663
And she feasts on girls
who don't behave.
294
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,432
Or so Moms used
to tell me.
295
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,836
And she's supposed
to be a MYTH!
296
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,671
When you gonna stop
messing with things
297
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,538
you don't
understand?
298
00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:23,341
You're so
bloody human!
299
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,510
Kenzi must've invokedthe curse on Dyson --
300
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,412
a curse that
makes all women
301
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,380
despise him --
in Bo's name.
302
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,486
Hence the shared mark
on both your skin.
303
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,521
I didn't ask
for this.
304
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,289
But on some levelyou wanted it.
305
00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,191
Baba Yaga only grants
pleas when there's
306
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,626
an intense emotional
connection between
307
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:45,697
the wounded party
and her, um, target.
308
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,169
Trick--
309
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,771
You gotta
help us.
310
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:53,972
Out of the question.
311
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:56,307
Baba Yaga dwells
in her own realm.
312
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,309
A place other Fae
can't interfere with,
313
00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:01,813
let alone enter.
Even if I could, I can't.
314
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,148
That witch is--
315
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:04,983
One serious slice
of harsh?
316
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,818
You have no idea.
317
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,620
So what am I
supposed to do?
318
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:10,188
You're gonna
fix it!
319
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:11,756
Now!
320
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,525
You back off or I will
dropkick you
321
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,760
into a women's
studies conference.
322
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:26,471
Okay I did it,
I'll fix it.
323
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,039
How yougonna do that?
324
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:33,978
About Dyson,
back there.
325
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,246
He didn't
really mean it.
326
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,248
Of course he did.
And drunk or not
327
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,017
so did I,
when I cursed him.
328
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,118
When Dyson
left you
329
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,986
it wasn't just
your heart he broke.
330
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,521
Well he still doesn't
deserve this.
331
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:44,489
Neither do I!
332
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,124
Having to visit
Aunt Ludmila?
333
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,358
What like,
your Aunt-Aunt?
334
00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:51,462
Yep yep.
335
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,464
Chiquita -- you're
about to see why.
336
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,235
The good news is,your ancestors are
337
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,037
looking outfor you.
338
00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:02,907
I see love.
339
00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,143
Oh, riches.
340
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,545
This from a woman
who lives in a trailer.
341
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:08,546
Take number
please--
342
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,315
You wantto be a rich man?
343
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:13,318
You must inhabit body
of a rich man.
344
00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:14,819
Hmmm?
345
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,554
You act cheap,
you die cheap.
346
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:23,962
Well,
if you insist--
347
00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:27,765
May your stars align,
until next time!
348
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,004
And you!
349
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,006
Know better than
to interrupt me
350
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,342
when I'm with client,
AND you haven't called
351
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:40,178
in two months,
AND get over here
352
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,647
so I can give you
great big hug!
353
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,515
You too
Kenzi friend.
354
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,685
Come come!
355
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,220
This is torture--
356
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,788
Oh!!!
357
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:54,125
Kenzi,our youngest cousin.
358
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,627
So beloved!
359
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:56,628
So cute!
360
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:59,030
To think you were
once more wee.
361
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,965
But such
an imagination.
362
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,768
Always with the crying
and the hiding
363
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,703
and the bed-wetting.
364
00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,238
Well my step dad
taught me
365
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:10,975
real life is scarier
than any fairy tale.
366
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,644
He was
a bit strict.
367
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,679
A bit? He'd lock me
in the closet
368
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,980
if I laughed
too loud.
369
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,148
So--
370
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:20,318
I know you don't visit
from kindness of your heart.
371
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,153
What do need?
Fake passport?
372
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,988
Place to hide?
What?
373
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,090
We need to reverse
a Baba Yaga curse.
374
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,499
Is April Fools
joke, no?
375
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,769
Here's hoping
Dyson sees it that way.
376
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,338
Why the hell'd they
move this deposition up?
377
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,106
It wasn't supposed
to be 'til tomorrow.
378
00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:43,574
She's probably
just nervous.
379
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,476
I can't handle any more
psycho-chicks today.
380
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,078
Dyson!
You're here!
381
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,246
Hey Gloria--
382
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,382
I gotta lay low,
alright?
383
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,785
Wait 'til Kenzi and Bo
remove this curse.
384
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:55,887
Organized Crime put
in over 800 man hours
385
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,723
on this case, got nothing.
Then we cracked it.
386
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,391
So, you gotta
be there.
387
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,960
Have you not
noticed how chicks
388
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,295
are responding
to me today?
389
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,630
She loves you.
390
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,199
And she's our only chance
to nail the Rose Family.
391
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,600
You got my back,
right?
392
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,370
Try to stay
downwind.
393
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:18,776
Girls.
There is no Baba Yaga.
394
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:22,981
Like there is no Santa Claus
or an honest Ukrainian.
395
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,550
My charming fam?
Also a wee bit racist.
396
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,785
You know what else aren't
supposed to exist?
397
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:29,721
Succubi.
398
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,860
Making out with my peeps
to prove a point?
399
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,161
Totally gross!
400
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,833
What demon
are you?
401
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,835
She's a lambchop
compared to the hag
402
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,670
in the mirror.
Okay, show her--
403
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,008
Blya--
404
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:56,114
I know how to summon
the Baba in theory...
405
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,850
It's time to put that
theory to the test.
406
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,386
Miss Chanel--
407
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,788
Just to clarify,before we start taping:
408
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,124
You're willing to go on record
as Alberto's girlfriend?
409
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,125
I guess.
410
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,259
Okay.
411
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,293
I mean--
412
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,662
Detective Dyson
told me I should.
413
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:15,066
Good, great--
And you'll testify
414
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,868
that your ex-boyfriend
ordered the hit
415
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,636
on the boss
of the Rose family?
416
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,472
He did a lot
of terrible things.
417
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,707
Guys do.
418
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,109
Oh, shite--
419
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:26,411
Would you wantsome coffee--
420
00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:27,945
Isn't that
just like a man?
421
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,480
To tell you
he'll protect you,
422
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,416
then show up late
for your deposition!
423
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:32,984
And abandon you!
424
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,886
Dyson, you son
of a bitch!
425
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:35,920
I'll kill you!
426
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,121
Whoa, whoa--
427
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:38,756
Dyson, get back hereright now!!!
428
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:44,028
I am ready
to summon Baba Yaga.
429
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,197
What's that?
430
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,499
It protects the wearer
from the witch.
431
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,834
Where's ours?
432
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,036
I only have the one--
Moving on.
433
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:53,604
Oh lordy--
434
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:54,772
Oh, sweet,
sweet Susan--
435
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,776
I'm so scared,
I can't even swear right now.
436
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,278
I think
I might vom.
437
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,580
It is an old lady
in a mirror.
438
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:05,416
No! Baba Yaga is
the monster who haunted
439
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:07,318
my childhood
nightmares.
440
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:08,786
Did I mention
the vom?
441
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,288
You're scared.
I'm scared.
442
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:11,722
So we'll be
scared together.
443
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,291
Okay?
Like always.
444
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:14,125
Okay.
445
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,093
Okay.
446
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:20,431
Mee vizev-ay-em
te-beh-ah
447
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,133
ve-eed-mah
lez-oh-ov
448
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,969
Mee vizev-ay-em
te-beh-ah
449
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,405
ve-eed-mah
lez-oh-ov
450
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:32,477
Mee vizev-ay-em
te-beh-ah
451
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:37,815
ve-eed-mah lez-oh-ov
452
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:38,883
Obosratsya--
453
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,853
Then you best be
wearing a diaper.
454
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:49,494
Mee vizev-ay-emte-beh-ah
455
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:54,265
ve-eed-mah
lez-oh-ov
456
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,107
Kenzi??
457
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,375
Hush, demon--
458
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:09,113
We need her
in a trance.
459
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:13,284
Baba Yaga,Baba Yaga, Baba Yaga.
460
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:16,120
Baba Yaga, Baba Yaga,
Baba Yaga--
461
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,389
I seek vengeance
in Bo's name.
462
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:21,125
On the one
called Dyson.
463
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:24,495
And I made good
on the plea.
464
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,297
Baba Yaga?
465
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,598
Yeah, hi.
466
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,668
The curse on Dyson
was invoked in my name,
467
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,437
but not with my permission.
I want it gone.
468
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,974
I can remove
the affliction.
469
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:37,975
Great.
470
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,678
In exchange
for the Succubus
471
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,648
in whose name
it was made.
472
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:44,782
What?
473
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:46,851
Ugh!
474
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:51,556
Ludmila!
475
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,391
Ludmilla!
476
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,493
Bo!!! No, no!
477
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,328
I'm the one
that invoked the curse!
478
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:58,796
I'm the one
that should pay!
479
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,164
Kenzi, no!
480
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,333
I was
hoping you'd say that.
481
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,335
I have no need
for a Succubus.
482
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,637
But a nubile
young girl?
483
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:12,910
Kenzi?
484
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,112
Kenzi!!!
485
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:25,389
#
486
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:26,457
Bo?
487
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:28,960
Aunt Ludmila?
488
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:33,798
Baba Yaga?
489
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,968
M-Ms. Yaga?
490
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:39,937
Oh God--
491
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,575
Bone collection
on display--
492
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,279
Oh, scary Russian
farm tools--
493
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,719
Normal
skeleton chic--
494
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,589
Bo!
495
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,259
Bo, can you
hear me??
496
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,594
Do not be scared.
497
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,162
You are not alone.
498
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,365
Who are you?
499
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,100
We came
through mirror.
500
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:12,036
Like you.
We are hers.
501
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,038
No, no, no
oh no waysies-
502
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,706
We gotta
get out of here--
503
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,276
Before
she gets back--
504
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,947
Open!
505
00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:25,950
There's gotta be
a way out--
506
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,554
Better see
to your chores.
507
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,789
Chores?!
508
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,658
Yes, insane Martha Stewart!
That is definitely
509
00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:35,226
what we should be
worrying about.
510
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,060
Baba Yaga--
511
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,061
Don't say her name.
512
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,929
You really don't want
to draw attention
513
00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:40,998
to yourself
in this place.
514
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:42,400
C'mon--
515
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,435
Help us prepare
to the feast.
516
00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:53,177
Bo, I don't know
where I am.
517
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,912
So how will you?
518
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:58,883
Oh!
Ludmila!
519
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:01,285
Ludmila!
Wake up!
520
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,621
We have to get Kenzi back
from Baba Yaga!
521
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:04,955
Kenzi, sweetie,
is not possible--!
522
00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:07,024
You have to send me
through the mirror!
523
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:07,958
It's broken.
524
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:09,760
So we geta new one!
525
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,195
Is not so simple--
526
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,263
Okay--
527
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:13,831
Okay...
528
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,533
Oh God,
oh God--
529
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,301
Baba Yaga doesn'tlive in our world.
530
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:18,869
And she has
very specific rules
531
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:20,371
of who she
invites into hers.
532
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,640
I generally don't give
a rat's ass about rules.
533
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,642
Some Fae are so
territorial, they don't
534
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:26,177
let other Fae
cross their boundaries.
535
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:28,379
Dyson, this THING
took Kenzi!
536
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:31,048
Stupid, stubborn,
human Kenzi!
537
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,551
If you don't help me
get her back, I'm gonna
538
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:36,053
make this curse look like
a teddy bear's picnic!
539
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,988
Of course I'll help.
I'm still me.
540
00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:39,490
Yeah?
Sometimes I wonder.
541
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:41,659
Baba Yaga isn'tgonna kill Kenzi,
542
00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:43,227
not right away,
at least--
543
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,896
She's gonna want
to fatten her up first.
544
00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:48,666
Lucky for us,
that could take a while.
545
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:49,633
Hardly comforting!
546
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:50,668
Dyson:It's all we've got--
547
00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,203
Trick we gotta
move on this!
548
00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:53,437
I can't help you.
549
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,307
But there is
another way.
550
00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:58,509
It's just really
dangerous, Bo.
551
00:22:58,577 --> 00:22:59,777
It's Kenzi.
552
00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:01,912
Then you better learn
to love the taste of crow.
553
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:02,980
Come on--
554
00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:18,362
So, when do we all
get to go home?
555
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:31,041
#
556
00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:33,077
Where is...you know
who...anyway?
557
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:36,180
Mama said the witch
stalks the underworld,
558
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:41,986
making sure the souls
of the dead are not reborn.
559
00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:42,887
Okay--
560
00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:48,259
Yeah, someone should
really tell B.Y.
561
00:23:48,326 --> 00:23:50,661
These things come
in frozen french fry form!
562
00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:54,231
What good
Russian girl
563
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:56,233
doesn't know how
to peel a potato?
564
00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:58,369
If I was 'good',
I wouldn't be here.
565
00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,305
Hi, I'm Elena.
566
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:03,808
Kenzi--
567
00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:07,244
Love your top,
it's super groovy.
568
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:09,914
So, who
was yours?
569
00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:12,516
The boy
you cursed?
570
00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:14,518
He wasn't
so much a boy
571
00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:16,887
as a horny,
hairy headcase.
572
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,355
And he
wasn't 'mine'.
573
00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:20,691
Sam wasn't
'mine' either.
574
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:23,127
He ditched me
for my best friend.
575
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:26,363
Which is whyI put a curse on him.
576
00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:28,032
He almost died.
577
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,200
I'm sorry.
578
00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:30,367
I was too.
579
00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:32,436
So I begged her
to lift the curse.
580
00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:34,271
Which she did,
581
00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:37,141
in exchange
for my lifelong servitude.
582
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:39,977
But you look so young,
and your clothes.
583
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:42,112
The Fiddler on the Roof
reject over there:
584
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:44,148
how long have you guysbeen here for??
585
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:46,383
Long enough to have seen
some terrible things.
586
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,888
You think it's
gonna get easier,
587
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,456
but it never does.
588
00:25:02,901 --> 00:25:04,668
Hey--
What's back there?
589
00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:05,503
It's off limits.
590
00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:21,819
#
591
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,793
AHHHHHHHH!
592
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,962
Ahhhhhhhh!
593
00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:34,431
Holy potato!!!
What the crap is that??!
594
00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:37,268
The Domovoi.
He's her guard...thing.
595
00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:41,138
Ugh, uh, ahhhh!
596
00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:43,541
What exactly
is he guarding?
597
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,612
That's all there is
to tell, Lachlan!
598
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,980
I mean-- Ash.
The Ash.
599
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:51,982
I was thinking
of brightening up this place.
600
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:52,983
Take away the gloom.
601
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,485
Maybe get rid
of the throne?
602
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:55,252
Yes or no?
603
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,521
Please!
604
00:25:57,589 --> 00:25:59,456
Baba Yaga has
your human so what?
605
00:25:59,524 --> 00:26:00,724
Her name is Kenzi.
606
00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:03,327
If someone snatched my pet,
I'd just get a new one.
607
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,996
Mind you, I am growing
fond of my human doctor.
608
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,831
And her name is
Lauren, you bastard--
609
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:08,632
Bo--
610
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,267
No! Can you
help me or not?!
611
00:26:10,335 --> 00:26:12,236
It's tricky, but yeahthere's a shortcut.
612
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:15,172
I could sneak you into
Baba Yaga's cottage.
613
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,741
why would I do that?
614
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:23,180
Because I've reconsidered
your proposition.
615
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,549
To freelance for you
and the Light.
616
00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:28,786
As long as I can get
Kenzi home alive.
617
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,357
I hoped you'd
come around.
618
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,626
And to think, all it took
was some persuasion
619
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,962
from the Russian hag.
620
00:26:38,029 --> 00:26:40,698
Remind me to send
Babs a fruit basket.
621
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,801
Wait there. You'll
get what you need.
622
00:26:43,868 --> 00:26:45,903
Oh, and if you
make it through this
623
00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:48,172
we can talk about the
terms of our arrangement.
624
00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:49,239
If?
625
00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:54,545
It all depends on how long
you can hold your breath.
626
00:26:57,882 --> 00:26:58,649
Elena-
627
00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:00,150
Why are we
just sitting here?
628
00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:01,819
We should be trying
to escape!
629
00:27:01,886 --> 00:27:04,688
Shh! It is time
for the feast.
630
00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:07,324
I'm hungry and everything,
but a feast?
631
00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:09,293
Here?
This is insane.
632
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,261
This meal
is not for us.
633
00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:12,930
We make do
with slop.
634
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:16,100
Delicious slop?
635
00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:17,368
Quiet!
636
00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:18,902
She's back--
637
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:35,219
#
638
00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:43,694
What's
with the sack?
639
00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:48,332
Whoever picks
the black marble leaves.
640
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,401
You mean a chance
to get out of here?
641
00:27:50,802 --> 00:28:06,717
#
642
00:28:31,242 --> 00:28:32,843
What's going on?
643
00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:34,411
What's going on
Elena?
644
00:28:36,414 --> 00:28:38,382
She's not 'leaving'
leaving, is she?
645
00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:41,618
Just be thankful
it's not you.
646
00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:48,959
#
647
00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:51,295
Elena! Don't do this
you can fight!
648
00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:53,197
It's okay,
really--
649
00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:55,566
I'm so tired.
650
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,167
No--
651
00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:00,971
At least now
I'll be free.
652
00:29:01,439 --> 00:29:17,287
#
653
00:29:27,398 --> 00:29:31,068
You dare
to look at me girl?
654
00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:34,905
Let me show you
how I treat my pets.
655
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:40,410
Domovoi?
Come on--
656
00:29:40,478 --> 00:29:42,279
Here get it,
yeah it's good.
657
00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:43,847
It's good
come on--
658
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,183
Like I would feed
659
00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:49,253
such an ungrateful
creature as you!
660
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:55,692
That bite you gave me
last week still throbs.
661
00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:04,101
You will find time moves
very slowly here, girl.
662
00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:06,436
Now--
663
00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:10,340
Clean up this,
Elena.
664
00:30:19,117 --> 00:30:21,885
If I'm gonna do the time,
then why not the crime--
665
00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:29,059
Something's
jammed in the--
666
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:31,795
OW!
Something bit me!
667
00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:35,666
I've already forgotten
your name.
668
00:30:35,733 --> 00:30:38,669
But for this, I will
call you dessert.
669
00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:39,903
Ahhhhhhhh!
670
00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:44,174
My, my--
671
00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:46,176
Look who's slithered
back into my pipes.
672
00:30:46,244 --> 00:30:47,744
I thought this curse
was over.
673
00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:50,180
Look, nymph, you just
think you hate me.
674
00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:51,348
I'm under a curse--
675
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:53,350
The curse of not
calling me back?
676
00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:55,552
Tulliver's New
Year's Eve Party?
677
00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:57,321
You,
me the hot tub?
678
00:30:57,655 --> 00:30:58,655
Chloe--
679
00:30:59,991 --> 00:31:02,025
I apologize.
680
00:31:02,093 --> 00:31:03,193
Are you
his latest?
681
00:31:03,261 --> 00:31:04,061
Another former.
682
00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:05,529
Well you dodged
a bullet there.
683
00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:07,731
Or something that
requires ointment.
684
00:31:09,267 --> 00:31:10,701
What is this
about a curse?
685
00:31:10,768 --> 00:31:12,202
My friend
has been taken.
686
00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:13,270
By Baba Yaga.
687
00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:15,272
I need your help
to enter her world.
688
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:16,807
I don't assist
on suicide missions.
689
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,675
Even under
official orders?
690
00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:25,215
I was just joking,
I swear!
691
00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:27,050
Haven't you ever
played a rousing game
692
00:31:27,118 --> 00:31:28,151
of Frying-
Pan-to-the-Head?
693
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,420
You're so bony
I'll put you in a pie!
694
00:31:30,488 --> 00:31:31,154
Ahhhhhhhhh!
695
00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:32,489
Quiet!!!
696
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,324
Talk about ironic.
You're about to eat
697
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:36,326
one of the best
animal trainers in town!
698
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:38,662
Do you take me
for a fool, Dessert?
699
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,163
Why else would
the Succubus keep
700
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,665
a dirty human
like me around?
701
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,934
You should see what
I did with her Corgi.
702
00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:47,004
House beastie etiquette
is my specialty!
703
00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:48,839
Give me a week
with your Domovoi
704
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:52,776
and I guarantee he'll
never growl or bite again.
705
00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:55,279
Considering you already
have a door with teeth--
706
00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:57,614
You have
two hours.
707
00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:01,785
Perf. But I'm gonna
need a few things:
708
00:32:01,853 --> 00:32:04,554
Um, a switch
from a willow tree,
709
00:32:04,622 --> 00:32:07,691
a bell from
a Highland Cow
710
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:12,496
and, uh bones from
a goat born on a Sunday.
711
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:17,200
When I return with these
items it will be done!
712
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:18,368
Or else.
713
00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:22,172
Pie a la me, you got it.
No worries!
714
00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:26,410
I'll turn your Cujo
into a Benji!
715
00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:33,483
Oh my God--
716
00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:35,852
So...that happened.
717
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:37,487
I've heard
about you.
718
00:32:37,555 --> 00:32:39,156
Your powers won't help,
you won't survive
719
00:32:39,223 --> 00:32:40,657
the trip
to Baba Yaga's realm.
720
00:32:40,725 --> 00:32:41,658
I think you're
underestimating
721
00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:43,026
how determined
Bo can be.
722
00:32:43,094 --> 00:32:45,362
I'm going after Baba Yagaor I'll die trying.
723
00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:47,831
I have an official
decree from the Ash.
724
00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:50,033
Of course if you're
willing to defy him
725
00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:52,169
that is up to you.
726
00:32:52,236 --> 00:32:53,170
Oh, what the hey.
727
00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:54,671
It'll be
a nice change from
728
00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:56,506
cleaning the drains
around here.
729
00:32:56,574 --> 00:32:57,908
So how
does this work?
730
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,476
Mirrors and water
sources are portals
731
00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:01,378
to the witch's realm.
732
00:33:01,446 --> 00:33:03,013
I'm the gatekeeper
to the local water portals.
733
00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:04,414
Great!
Where do we do this?
734
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,049
Lap pool?
Obnoxious fountain?
735
00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:07,284
Easy there,
Little Mermaid.
736
00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:10,520
The process of 'crossing over'
can be pretty gruesome.
737
00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,589
We better find a more
private portal.
738
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:19,963
Are you crazy?
739
00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:21,698
The witch will know
things have been disturbed!
740
00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:23,200
Then we will all
be punished!
741
00:33:23,267 --> 00:33:24,968
Mind your ownbabka!
742
00:33:25,036 --> 00:33:27,237
Okay, not one of you
lifted a finger
743
00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:28,972
when Baba
was eating Elena!
744
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,207
Neither did you.
745
00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:32,609
Well I guess
we've confirmed
746
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,344
it's every girl
for herself.
747
00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,087
I'm really more
of a cat person.
748
00:33:45,556 --> 00:33:46,823
Here, boy--
749
00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:48,525
I'm sorry Elena.
750
00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:02,339
Who's a good
Domovoi?
751
00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:11,815
Who's a good
Kenzi?
752
00:34:17,422 --> 00:34:18,955
Mirror, mirror
on the wall.
753
00:34:19,023 --> 00:34:21,191
Time to bust
this bitch's balls.
754
00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:22,592
Take me home!
755
00:34:26,264 --> 00:34:27,364
Home!!!
756
00:34:27,432 --> 00:34:29,433
Home!
Take me home!
757
00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:31,501
Home!!!
758
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,703
Any of you know how
to make this thing work?
759
00:34:36,207 --> 00:34:37,441
Bo!
760
00:34:37,775 --> 00:34:39,142
Trying to give mehypothermia?
761
00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:40,644
The cold will
slow your heartbeat.
762
00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:43,346
You have to be unconscious
to enter Baba Yaga's world.
763
00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:46,316
And here I was worried
I might catch the sniffles.
764
00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:48,485
It's impossible to keep
oneself under water.
765
00:34:48,553 --> 00:34:49,820
The water will
enter your lungs.
766
00:34:49,887 --> 00:34:51,822
Someone's going
to have to hold you under.
767
00:34:51,889 --> 00:34:53,323
I'll be using
all my strength
768
00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:54,724
to hold this
portal open.
769
00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,526
No matter what's gone
down between us,
770
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,762
I trust you absolutely.
771
00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:00,263
That's kind
of my curse.
772
00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:04,835
I'll give you as much time
on the other side as I can.
773
00:35:04,902 --> 00:35:08,105
When I was six I almost
drowned in Lake Miniwappo.
774
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,507
This won't be fun.
775
00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:37,134
Come on Bo,
let go.
776
00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:44,474
Lake Miniwappo--
777
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:48,678
Bo!
778
00:35:48,746 --> 00:35:51,248
Bo, oh my god,
you came, hi!
779
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:54,251
This place is Hansel and
Gretel meets Hannibal Lecter.
780
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:55,752
Seriously, I missed
you so much.
781
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:56,953
Buckle up.
We're leaving.
782
00:35:57,021 --> 00:35:59,256
But there's a Fae-beast-man
and the front door has--
783
00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:02,292
Who dares to enter
my domain, uninvited?
784
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,861
Don't worry, I brought
a house-warming gift.
785
00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:05,595
Ugh!
786
00:36:08,065 --> 00:36:10,667
You're in my world
now, succubus.
787
00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:13,603
You're here without
my permission
788
00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:16,373
so your powers
are null!
789
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,274
Bo!
790
00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:20,777
Bo, wake up!
791
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,119
Son of a Baba,
that bitch is strong!
792
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:30,387
What happened?
Where's Kenzi?
793
00:36:30,454 --> 00:36:31,354
Put me back!
794
00:36:31,422 --> 00:36:32,956
You can't deprive
your body of oxygen.
795
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,224
Even Fae need
to breathe,
796
00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:36,059
there's no guarantee
we can revive you--
797
00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:37,227
I've lost you.
798
00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:38,728
I've probably
lost Lauren, too.
799
00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:39,996
I will not lose Kenzi!
800
00:36:41,465 --> 00:36:42,799
Go, go!!!
801
00:36:50,474 --> 00:36:53,410
Bo!
She's coming back!
802
00:36:53,477 --> 00:36:57,447
If the Succubus is
that interested in staying,
803
00:36:57,515 --> 00:36:59,616
I can
accommodate that.
804
00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:02,485
Say, in a nice
rose sauce?
805
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:04,921
I'm more
of a marinara gal.
806
00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:06,256
Get out
of here Kenzi!
807
00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:09,025
And how do you think
she's going to do that?
808
00:37:09,093 --> 00:37:10,360
With this!
809
00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:12,762
The mirror!
That is mine!
810
00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:14,631
Oh it doesn't seem
to be working!
811
00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:16,032
Stop!
You'll break it.
812
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:19,035
You'll destroy the only way
yuo have of getting home!
813
00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:21,171
And the direct route
to your food supply.
814
00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:24,040
We make
a covenant.
815
00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:27,310
You and the Succubus
can go back.
816
00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:28,878
I get to keep
the mirror.
817
00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:33,583
Just look in the mirror
and picture home.
818
00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:40,490
What about the others?
819
00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:42,559
These girls come
from different times,
820
00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:45,895
different places.
They can't all go back!
821
00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:47,564
Like hell they can't!
822
00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:51,301
No!
Ahhhhhhhhh!
823
00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:53,803
Take this
and think of home!
824
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,006
Ahhhhhhhh!
825
00:37:56,707 --> 00:37:58,308
Take this
and think of home!
826
00:38:00,645 --> 00:38:01,645
Take this
and think of home!
827
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:03,747
But it's
the last piece!
828
00:38:03,814 --> 00:38:06,116
That's my best friend.
I won't leave without her.
829
00:38:06,183 --> 00:38:06,883
Go--
830
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:07,951
Thank you.
831
00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:14,691
You!
832
00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:16,660
Bo. Bo get up!
833
00:38:18,663 --> 00:38:20,430
If you hold her
under much longer,
834
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:21,564
you're gonna hurt her.
835
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:24,034
I pull her out too soon
she's gonna hurt me.
836
00:38:24,101 --> 00:38:25,335
Dyson she's dying.
837
00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:28,471
You!
838
00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:34,344
I remember
your name.
839
00:38:34,412 --> 00:38:38,415
I used to watch you
as a little girl!
840
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:39,816
Kenzi.
841
00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:41,951
Come on Bo!
842
00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:49,025
No pulse!
843
00:38:50,294 --> 00:38:53,430
You were petrified
of me.
844
00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:57,367
But there was someone else
who scared you more.
845
00:38:57,435 --> 00:38:58,635
Your Step Father!
846
00:38:58,703 --> 00:39:00,503
I said, be quiet!
847
00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:02,205
I would watch you
in the mirror.
848
00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:06,142
You'd say my name
once... twice.
849
00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:08,745
And I'd wait,
in the shadows.
850
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:21,524
But you never had the guts
to speak it a third time.
851
00:39:21,592 --> 00:39:23,727
To actually summon
me to destroy
852
00:39:23,794 --> 00:39:26,429
the man who was
making your life miserable.
853
00:39:26,497 --> 00:39:28,932
Well I'm not that
scared girl anymore!
854
00:39:28,999 --> 00:39:30,166
Thanks to her!
855
00:39:30,434 --> 00:39:32,168
Considering how
much you've grown,
856
00:39:32,236 --> 00:39:35,739
it's almost a shame
I'm going to eat you.
857
00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:38,208
You must pay
for what you've done!
858
00:39:41,779 --> 00:39:43,179
Ahhhhhhhhh!
859
00:39:43,914 --> 00:39:45,982
Ahhh!
Ahhhhhhhh!
860
00:39:51,355 --> 00:39:55,792
I told you I was good
with pets.
861
00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:56,693
Bo!
862
00:40:06,203 --> 00:40:08,304
Dyson stop it,she's not coming back.
863
00:40:08,939 --> 00:40:10,206
Come on Bo!
864
00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:12,308
Oh my God Bo!
865
00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:13,743
She wouldn't leave
without you.
866
00:40:18,315 --> 00:40:19,315
Bo...
867
00:40:36,634 --> 00:40:37,434
Hi--
868
00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:38,201
Hi--
869
00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:45,442
From now on,
I'm sticking with showers.
870
00:40:45,509 --> 00:40:46,643
Good idea.
871
00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:56,719
Thank you.
872
00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:58,321
Your testimony's gonna
make it possible
873
00:40:58,389 --> 00:41:00,890
to put away Alberto Rose
for a long time.
874
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:04,461
And, uh, by the way,
help me keep my job.
875
00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:09,332
And in return you promise
that you'll keep me safe.
876
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,000
I will personally
drop you off
877
00:41:11,068 --> 00:41:12,802
to your witness
protection.
878
00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:14,304
Is this because I got
a little temperamental
879
00:41:14,371 --> 00:41:16,105
with you yesterday?
880
00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:18,007
Just saying goodbye.
Doing my job.
881
00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:19,075
Dyson--
882
00:41:20,444 --> 00:41:22,912
Do you always have
to be such a heart breaker?
883
00:41:33,924 --> 00:41:35,625
Another shot?
884
00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:39,896
Chased by a delicious
pickle of course!
885
00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:42,298
I can't believe you're
up for more drinking.
886
00:41:42,366 --> 00:41:43,867
I always drink
after a barbecue.
887
00:41:45,102 --> 00:41:47,370
Well I'm glad to see
you so happy.
888
00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:49,038
But the next time
you're not:
889
00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:50,773
no more invocations.
890
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:53,543
I hereby
pinkie-swear.
891
00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:55,278
Mostly 'cause
they're expensive.
892
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,180
Aunt Ludmila's
invoice.
893
00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:58,882
So much for
the family discount.
894
00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:00,783
$300?
895
00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:03,820
Speaking of family.
Your stepfather?
896
00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:10,226
He didn't hurt me,
hurt me or anything.
897
00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:12,362
And whatever it was
a long time ago.
898
00:42:12,429 --> 00:42:15,932
So you faced your fear
and lived to tell the tale.
899
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,834
Ain't no thing,
but a chicken wing.
900
00:42:19,403 --> 00:42:20,837
Only got scared
when I thought
901
00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:22,105
I wouldn't
see you again.
902
00:42:22,172 --> 00:42:24,340
Oh Kenzi, I'd never
give up on you.
903
00:42:24,408 --> 00:42:25,408
I know.
904
00:42:27,578 --> 00:42:32,181
Now promise me you won't
give up on yourself.
905
00:42:32,249 --> 00:42:33,683
In Russian,
we have a saying:
906
00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:36,219
"Dodna!"
To the bottom.
907
00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:39,889
Of the glass,
yes--
908
00:42:39,957 --> 00:42:45,028
But also
you can fight, Bo.
909
00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:47,330
Fight for Dyson.
910
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,166
Fight for Lauren.
911
00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:52,902
Fight for what
makes you happy.
912
00:42:56,106 --> 00:42:57,707
To the bottom.
913
00:42:57,775 --> 00:42:59,375
To my bestie.
914
00:42:59,443 --> 00:43:03,112
May the only thing
she ever sees
915
00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:06,849
in the mirror be her own
beautiful reflection.
916
00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:14,324
Da. 'Cause
that girl is smokin'!
917
00:43:14,391 --> 00:43:15,325
Oh yes!
918
00:43:15,392 --> 00:43:16,659
So smoking,
no seriously...
919
00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:25,234
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920
00:43:25,677 --> 00:43:33,119
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