All language subtitles for Lost.Girl.S01E10.HDTV.XviD-2HD

Hey, pass me the pinot.
Oh, and the machete.

Okay..
Intervention time.

Does this not seem wrong
to you--

Two incredibly sexy,
hot girls...

Sitting at home
waxing their weapons

On a Friday night?

Nope. But something about
that sentence makes me horny.

Me, too.

Wouldn't you rather be,
uh, waxing

Mr. Dyson's sword tonight?
Dyson is working late.

Besides, we're kind of
in limbo at the moment,

Taking things slow
for once.

I mean, we're great together
and everything,

But we're also a lot
of work.

Hmm. Give me the 6-inch.

Honey, if I could give you
the 6-inch,

All our problems
would be solved.

Ha ha, don't flatter yourself.
Look, all I'm saying is,

I think we need
to get out more.

Oh, I get out. Believe me.
I put myself out there.

It's not like
I haven't tried.

Men, women, humans, fae.
That one time with a goat.

I'm kidding..
yeah.

My point is...

That I am tired
of making the effort.

I mean, if the universe
wants me to find love,

It knows where to look,
and I am in no rush.

Let's face it, kenzi.
The dating scene is killer.

I'm glad we met.

I had a really great time
with you tonight.
Me, too.

Bye.

♪

Hey.

Um, you wanna come back
to my place for a drink?

Oh, god. You're gorgeous.

Aah!

life is hard when
you don't know who you are.

It's harder when you don't know
what you are.

My love carries
a death sentence.

I was lost for years,

Searching while hiding...

Only to find that I belonged
to a world hidden from humans.

I won't hide anymore.

I will live the life I choose.

Sync by Alex1969
www.addic7ed.com

The door was locked
from the inside.

There was no sign
of forced entry.

Well, we'll see
what the coroner says,

But I am not seeing
any signs of foul play here.

Agreed.

Still, that's one hell
of a suicide note.

No way was it a suicide.

Sorry,
but that's total bullshit.

My sister would not kill
herself.

And all that junk they say she wrote
on the wall-- "whore," "slut"...

It doesn't sound like her?
No. She was a strong person.

Well, did she ever show
any signs of depression?

I mean, she was human.
She had her bad days.

What about the day she died?

That's the thing.
We live together.

Her last voice mail
told me not to rush home,

That she'd met a great guy
and she was feeling optimistic.

Your flyers say
that you only take cases

That no one else
will believe.

Well, the cops have already
ruled this a suicide.

I need you to help me
prove them wrong.

Don't get your hopes up
on this one.

I worked it myself.
It's pretty clean.

You sure it wasn't
some kind of homicide?

Well, not judging by this.

Had to pry it
from her hands postmortem.

She cracked the shaft
with her muscle spasms...
shaft.

Which means it didn't
just fall in the water.

She held it under.

Couldn't somebody have
forced her hand?

Uh, without getting
deep-fried themselves?

There was no sign
of physical force.

Yeah,
but you and I both know

That certain people have
ways around that.

Theoretically, yes,
it could have been a fae kill.

You're right.
Say that last part again.

but this
has been ruled a suicide.

The humans are happy,

And I can't do much more
with normal police resources

Without raising flags.

So you're cutting me off?

Look,
I would love to help you,

But the most I can do is
give my stuff to the fae labs.

That means
you have to talk to lauren.

come with me..
No.

Ohh.
No, that is just way
too awkward without beer.

You're on your own, sista.
Great.

How have you been?

Fine.

You haven't been
returning my calls.

Can we just, uh...

Okay. Um, I took a look
at the file dyson sent over.

Had my people process it.

Initial analysis indicates
she wrote the graffiti herself.

What about fae involvement?

It's possible. If she was killed
through some kind of feeding,

I don't recognize it
offhand,

Although there are at least
a dozen types of fae associated

With anxiety, despair,
desperation, that kind of thing.

So what can you tell me?

That c.O.D. Was
myocardial fibrillation

From the electrocution.

Death by hair dryer.
That's a lousy way to go.

Also, she had sex about
an hour prior to her death.

Appears consensual.

Not so sure I trust your
judgment on sexual matters.

Pardon?

I mean,
let's say, hypothetically,

That one party thought
the connection was real

And then found out
that the other party

Was just manipulating them
into bed

To impress their
controlling asshat of a boss.
Bo, do you really think

That we weren't headed
that way on our own anyway?

I think that you ruined
any chance of us finding out,

And I think
that's really shitty.

I don't know
how many different ways

I can tell you
that I'm sorry.

Bo, if you'd just let me explain--
kenzi's waiting for me.
I gotta go.

Hit me with some hooch,
t-bag.

T-dawg?

Please, sir,
may I have some beverage?

Here.

Help yourself. I'm busy.

Oh, my god. It's like christmas.

Fitzpatrick maccorieghan
of clan fin arvin!

uh-oh..
Trouble in the shire?

This is your 24-hour warning,
fitzpatrick.

Fitzpatrick?

Midnight tomorrow, I reclaim
possession of the coin.

I know what day it is,
valentine.

Good.

I'll see you tomorrow then,
to take back what's mine.

Unless, of course,

You'd like
to hand it over now.

Unless you'd like
to lose your hand,

I suggest you step back
until invited.

Fair enough.

Midnight then.

And don't be late.

You know the consequences.

What the fae was that?

Mind your business.

There is some freaky shit
going on here.

Two words--

Lauren... Kiss-my-ass.

Lot of hyphens
in that last one. Let's go.
No, I wanna ask trick
something.

Come on. We're already late
meeting collette.

Allison had sex before she died,
and I want to know with who.
Wait, but--

Come on.
Little guy... Big mouth...
Must... Know!

Did your sister say
anything else

About the "nice guy"
that she met that night?

No, nothing. I wish
she had. Sorry.

It's strange talking about her
in the past tense like this.

Yeah. We can handle this,
collette,

If it's too much for you.
Yeah, I think
I might grab some air.

Okay.
Um, these were alli's.

You can have them. Just
lock up when you're done.

Anything upstairs?

Uh, just
a fancy gitch collection.

I'd say milady was single

And ready to crotch mingle.

Oh, kenzi.
You have the soul of a poet.

I know this.

I guess allison was
a little bit more sentimental.

I mean,
check out these titles.

"the gigantic romantic."

"don't let love go,
or love will let go of you."

Actually, I bought
this one, too.

Looks like that's something
we had in common--

Looking for love
in all the wrong places.

Is that your way
of saying "anal"?

hey, check this out.

Matchbooks from crimson,
a local bar.

Looks like she's been there a lot.
Recently. Check these.

Credit charges from crimson

The last three fridays,

All signed by miss allison.

Well, t.G.I.F.

Feel like going for a drink?

Set phasers to "douche."

There is way too much gel
and chest waxing in this place.

Ladies.

You look great.

Check it. Now you can
actually go online

And look at photos
of yourself having fun

While you're still having it.

What is that,
paparazzi for clubbers?

Everybody wants to be famous.
It's the new world order.

Lame-o.
Check that out.

"every Friday."
sounds promising.
Yeah.

♪

ooh, wow. Hello, ladies.

So glad you could join us.

If you could just take
your name tags right over here,

We'll be starting in a jiffy.

Tonight's sharing topic
is, well,

"my favorite memory,
my biggest regret"

In 2-minute rounds or less.

Okay? So everyone, please,
please enjoy yourself.

Speed dating.

Oh, hell, no.

Oh, no, no, no. Easy, slim.
Think of it this way--

We question these dudes
a minute at a time,

We're outta here in 15.

yep. That was
my definite favorite memory

Of all time,
minus the rug burn.

You know, my friend allison
was with me that night,

And she's actually been here
before. Did you ever meet her?

Oh, my favorite literary quote
about regret.

Wow. Fun.

Um, well, I think it was

The great poet, uh, ludacris

Who said,

"regret is for suckaz,
for suckaz, for suckaz.

Regret is for suckaz, bitch."

Uh, my biggest regret--

Probably losing touch
with my best friend allison.

You, um...

You wouldn't happen
to recognize her, would you?

What happy memories?

Those were hard times.
So cold.

That is why I'm here.

If I could maybe get loan
from nice person...

send chicken back to mama.

Well, what if I give you
my number?

You could be a sweet boy
and ask around for me, right?

Wow. Didn't know this was
girl-on-girl, too.

♪

Okay, gorgeous.

You got about ten seconds
to tell me

Why you're hunting
on my turf.

burrgina.

Hey!

Hey, I want
to talk to you!

You know, I'm new in town,

And I really wasn't planning
on a turf war

Right out of the gate,
so if this is your place,

It was just plain rude of you
not to mark your territory.
What, like, pee on it?

I don't know how to mark things.
I don't know anything.

You're the only other succubus
that I've ever met.

wh-what??
How is that even possible?

It's a long story.

Can I buy you a beer
and tell you all about it?

This is kind of
a boring little town.

We usually gravitate
to someplace sexier.

We're big in berlin. You should
come with me sometime.

I'll introduce you around.
Yeah, I would love that.

Um, so... How long are you
gonna be in town?

I don't know. I usually
travel around a bit.

I set up a few regulars--

Some sugar daddies
in every port and all that,

And then I just move around,
have fun with it.

Traveling courtesan, huh?
That's your business?

And business is naughty,
thank god.

So what's your line--

Call girl, stripper, wife?

Uh...
Private investigator,
actually.

Pardon?

I, um...

I rent out
my persuasion services

To people who need help
finding loved ones,

Getting back stolen goods,
that kind of thing.

You work?

Oh, honey.

Succubi don't work.
I have so much to teach you.

wow. Look at the time. We, uh,
we probably should go, right?

Yeah, um, I'm gonna stay
a little bit longer

And pick her brain.

So if you're cool taking
the car, I'll grab a cab, okay?

Super cool.
Cool.

So not cool.

What?

Are you listening to me?

No, kenzi. Shocking news
from galileo--

You're not actually
the center of the universe.

Wow. First bo and now you.
That's--that's great.

You know what?

Next person that wants to crap
on me can find me at home.

Wait, wait, wait.

Look, I'm really sorry.

I'm under a lot of pressure
right now, but that's no excuse.

Thanks.

Actually, I could really use
your help right now.

Should I go get bo?

No, no. I meant your help.
Specifically you.

Do tell.

Not here. Downstairs.

It's called
the coin of jahayla.

It brings luck in business
to its possessor.

Valentine and I found it
together a long time ago.

And what, you made some kind
of coin time-share deal?

In a manner of speaking.

Cutting the coin in half
would destroy its essence,

So we alternate possession
every hundred years,

And it's my turn
to return it.

And you don't wanna
give it back?

I can't. It's missing.

I locked it up for
safekeeping this past turn,

And yesterday
when I went to retrieve it,

It was gone from its box.

I-I've looked everywhere.

Merde.

So what can I do?

Well, I know a way of tracking
the coin--a ceremony--

But it requires a human female
to complete it.

Is this some kind
of sex thing?

What? No, no.
Or, like,
a virgin sacrifice?

'cause I don't think I can
help you with that one.

No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not sacrificing anyone.

I just need to--I need help
from this particular fae

That only talks
to female humans.

All right. I'm in.

Great.

I gotta gather some supplies.
Meet me back here tomorrow?

Virgin sacrifice.

Right, 'cause that's
never happened with you people.

Are you sure you han't seen her?
She's been to the club the last few fridays.

Well, I recognize her, but I've never
talked to her, she's not my type.

And you didn't see
anyone suspicious around?
Any fae maybe?

Sorry. Fae-dar isn't really
a succubus gift.

Do you think the killer could be fae?
Well, that's what I'm trying to figure out.

Well, good. Then I want to help.
Two succubi are better than one.

Well, no offense, but why would
you put yourself out like that?

I mean, if this is murder, the killer
is killing humans, not fae.

You really don't understand
how this works.

If anybody is hunting
on my territory,

I want to know about it.

Besides, I want to see you
in action, nancy drew,

See how the other half lives.

And the sooner I can
help you solve the case,

The sooner I can teach you
to cut loose.

♪

Allison was such
a lovely young lady.

I mean, so poised
and full of life.

I just can't believe
that she killed herself.
Well, neither can her sister.

That's why she hired me
to see if anything else

Could be involved.
Look, if there's anything
I can do, please, I mean...

Were there any strange men
at these events,

Any complaints
from the other women?

Well, none. I mean...

We have an industry-leading
screening process.

You see,
allison was a star client.

She was
a great conversationalist.

She made the men feel...
Welcome.

The last few sessions,
every man there checked off

Her "would like
to see her again" box.

Well, did any special dates
come out of that?

You see,
girls like allison...

They could afford
to be picky.

The last two sessions,
she didn't check a single box.

I'm gonna need to see the list
of the men from those nights.

Look, I really want to help,

But I'd have check
with head office.

You don't really need
to do that.

You trust me...

right?

Well... I do have
these names right here

If you'd like to look at them.

Great.

You know,
you should really think

About joining
our mixer nights.

Not bad for a rookie.

Come on.
I'll drive you home.

Hey. I just got off.
Do you want to go for a drink?

Oh, no, thanks. I've had
enough of bars for one night.

hey, look, I've got some
possible leads on this case.

Can you follow some up for me?
Depends. What are they?

Names of guys the deceased met
while speed dating

In the last few weeks.
I'm e-mailing them to you now.

Can you run a background check
and see if any have

Any interesting priors, pretty please?
Yeah, I think I can manage that.

How was your evening?

It was, uh...
It was very surprising.

I'll see you tomorrow.

You're kidding, right? You don't
actually live like this?

A succubus?
What, is your box broken?

Ha ha. Shut up
and come have some wine.
Who was on the phone?

My cop friend.
And it was swell knowing you.
I gotta go.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
He's cool. He's light fae.
That's even worse. I thought
you said you were neutral.

I am.
Well, I don't have
that luxury. I'm dark fae,

So if we're gonna be cool, keep
the light out of my business.
I can do that.

Good.

Now ask me anything
you wanna know.

So I never really thought,

Does that mean that
my real mother is a succubus?

Probably, or your dad
could be an incubus.

Fae genetic lineage
is pretty complicated.

One or both
of your parents

Are probably
sex chi eaters,

But even then
there's a bunch of variety.

There's lilin,
yuki-onna, rusalka--

Okay, wait.
Slow down. Slow down.

oh, my god..
You're adorable.

You know what?
Forget the notes, okay?

I'm not going anywhere.
I can teach you all this stuff.

Well, I really appreciate that.
You have no idea.

I mean, I've been feeling lost
for a really long time.

Mm.

So if you guys do it,

Will you, like,
create a black hole

Or cancel each other out
or something?

Actually, I'm not all that
attracted to my own kind.

I'm more of a novelty whore.

you know,
I should be going.

I'll see you
at collette's tomorrow?

Yeah. Sounds good.

why are you talking to her
about the case?

Hello?
She could be involved.

Yeah, I already thought
about that, sherlock.

I'm not an idiot. But I know
a succubus kill when I see one,

And that is not
how allison died.

Also, she had hetero sex
that night.

Saskia isn't exactly a dangler.
Well, I wouldn't be so sure.

Besides, I think you're
just hanging out with her

For the succubus contact high.
Well, is that really so bad?

I mean, she's the only one
of my kind that I have ever met.

I just want to see
where this goes.

But if you want me
to keep my distance...

Don't be stupid.
I understand.

It's fine.
I just worry about my girl.
Okay.

Well, that is why
I love you so much.

Now I'm gonna hit the hay.

Saskia and I are going to talk
to collette in the morning.

Good night.

Yes, can I help...

Aah!

Well, I did a check
on the speed daters.

They all came up clean.

Seriously? Oh, damn it.

look, I know it sounds crazy,

But I really think
there's something to this case.

Well, fortunately, I've grown
to trust your instincts,

So I dug a little deeper.
In the past five years,

A dozen single women
have committed suicide,

All leaving
this signature graffiti.

That's way outside
what you'd expect to find.

It's definitely a pattern.

Shit. Collette was right.

Look, I can't officially
get involved any more,

But if you need my help,
I'm there.

Do you want me to come
with you to see this client?

No. Actually, I can, uh,
I can handle this one on my own.

You okay? You seem
a little different today.

No. I'm fine. Fine.
It was just a late night.

I have a monster hangover.

You need me, you call.

I always do.

And thank you.

Hello?

This is so not cool.

Have you never heard
of beauty sleep?

Hey, I want to get her
before she goes to work, okay?

Collette?

Shit.

jesus. Collette.

she's already cold.

You need to tell me
about this graffiti.

Did her sister do
this kind of thing, too?

Yeah.

Yeah, in her journal
and on some walls.

Shit. We need
to get out of here.
Why? What is it?

An albaster.
What?

Move.

We'll need salt
from the pyrenees,

Bull tallow,

And remember, don't look
into her eyes for too long.

Lightning birds hate that.

Why do we need this chicky
again?

Witch doctors swear
by their eggs

For finding
lost or stolen goods.

I'm gonna use these items
to summon her lightning.

It's the way she travels.

Nice ride.
So what's my angle here?

Talk her out of one of her eggs
when she appears, if you can.

I'd do it myself,

But lightning birds can't be
seen or heard by any other fae,

So it's all on you.

Why can't you just
tell val, like,

"hey, man, about the coin--

Whoops,
I don't gots it no more."

Well, partly honor.
I'd never hear the end of it.

And the rest?

To prevent just such a thing,
we both put up collateral.

What was yours?

You're sittin' in it.

The dal?

Oh, man, trick.

We are not gonna
let that happen.

See you tonight...

After sundown.

Albasters are
our natural enemies.

In what way exactly?
Succubi feed off and create
sexual pleasure, right?

Albasters do the same
with sexual shame.

So what, they make people
feel bad about liking sex?

Women, mostly.
Quelle surprise.

Bunch of puritans.

They cause massive guilt
over any sexual behavior,

Leading to shame spirals,
eating disorders, and ta-da!

Suicide. Good thing
this case is solved.

Baby-fae like you
is totally outmatched.

Oh, no. This is not over.
I let collette down.

If I can find this bastard,
I'm gonna go after him.

Wow. Go, you. Okay.
So what's next?

We know what we're looking for,
but how do we find them?
Well, we know

Allison hooked up with someone
the night that she died.

It doesn't look like it was
any of the speed daters.

What if she met her killer on
her way home from speed dating?

Yeah, or on her way out.

She'd have to pass through
the main bar like we did, right?

Yeah.

You still have
that photographer's card

From the club?

Of course. Hang on.

So what exactly
are we looking for?

Club candids from the night
that allison died.

see if we can put her with
any faces from the main bar.

This is kind of exciting.
Maybe I should get a hobby.

See, I'm converting you.
Not if I convert you first.

hey, there she is.

Yeah,
but who's captain handsome?

Oh. Oh, I recognize him.
He's this total pickup artist.

He hits on lonely women
at the end of the night.

He usually comes in
around last call.
Gives us just enough time.
You coming with?

No, my dance card is full,

But, you know, don't wait up.

aah!

Wow.

You were not shitting
about the lightning part.

I try not to "shit"
about things.

So what now?

Now... We wait

See if she shows herself.

What are you doing?

Lightning birds
are like magpies.

They like to steal things--
shiny things...

From the people they help.

About that--
I have been reevaluating.

Entrepreneur
to entrepreneur--

You're not an entrepreneur.
You're a thief.
Semantics.

What I'm trying to say is,
we need to negoshe, okay?

If I help save your bar tonight,
I want 10% ownership.
No.

I want the coin for a year.
No.

I want a unicorn.
no.

forgiveness of my tab
and free drinks for life.

Come on.
Okay, but nothing top shelf.

Oh.
Why don't you get comfortable?
This could take a while.

She's here.

oh, lord.

♪ girls are crazy,
girls are naughty ♪

♪ girls, they make me
move my body ♪

♪ girls, they make me
feel so nice ♪

♪ sweet as candy,
hot as spice ♪

♪ sweet as cinnamon
chocolate smooth,

♪ girls, they love to make
you move ♪

♪

♪ hanging with my girl cialis ♪

♪ girls like playing
girly games ♪

♪ girls are perfect,
girls are vain ♪

♪ girls are tasty,
girls are hot ♪

♪ girls, they like
to call the shots ♪

♪ girls are crazy,
girls are naughty ♪

♪ girls, they make me
move my body ♪

♪ girls are heavy, girls are
sweet, girls, they make... ♪

you can call me gloris.

Gloris.

You know, I've always
liked you humans.

Never ask me for anything.

But this one...

I bet you he's just like
all the rest.

He wants one of my eggs,
right?

Yeah. That bastard.

Kenzi.

Just don't do it.
They don't own you.
Exactly. Thank you.

kenzi..
Yeah, like,
who do they think they are,

Calling you out of nowhere?

Screw 'em.

If they want an egg,

There is a damn grocery store
across the street. Am I right?
Amen.

You said it, sister.

Of course, you could always
beat them at their own game.
I'm listening.

Forget the petty theft.

Ask for a future favor,

Something valuable,
in return.

You see, what I'm
saying here, gloris,

Is you have
a hot commodity.

You're a businesswoman.
All you need is an agent...
Oh, dear god.

A human, perhaps, to handle
these exchanges for you.

Like, I could negotiate
with trick that he take this egg

In exchange
for a future favor to you.

He would do that?

I am sure he would do that,
wouldn't he?

I would be
happy to offer a future favor

In exchange for her egg.

Aah!

Ooh, child, I do like you.

Here.

Aah. It's still warm.

well...

This has been a treat,

But I must get back
to my nest now.

although I don't know

Why he wasted his time

Calling little old me.

Such a martyr, this one.

What do you mean?
Well, he could get
whatever he wanted

If he just started writing
in his book of blood again.

Well...

The most powerful are
always the most stubborn, hmm?

What did she say?

Oh.

This is your lucky night.

Oh, I can definitely
sense that.

Yeah? How about last Friday?
Did you get lucky then?

Oh, not like this.

Focus.

You met a girl named allison
that night, didn't you?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah? And you had sex?
Definitely. Ohh.

And then you killed her.

Whoa, wait. She's dead?

Did you kill her?

What? No.

Girl, take the training wheels
off already.

Mmm.

Saskia.

Saskia, that's enough.

I said, that's enough.

Unclench, okay?
I know what I'm doing.

He tastes human, but he still
might know something.

Saskia,
you're going to kill him.

Relax. Watch and learn.

Ohh.

Oh, what a rush.

Mmm. Do that again.

First tell the truth, lover.
Do you know who killed allison?

I swear to god,
she was alive when she--

And sleeping when I left.

I may be a player,
but I'm no killer.

Okeydokey. As long
as we're clear. Bye now.

Hey, wait.

Come on.

Can I get your number?

How--how did...

You brought him back.

How did you do that?

Can I do that?

See? I told you
I had so much to teach you.

Great.
Now I feel like an omelet.

Okay.

The amulet will show us

Where the coin is

At this precise moment.

There.

Which is currently...

A cemetery.

Of course it is.
Awesome town.

Where you going?

To get us
some flashlights...

And some muscle.
Let's call hale.

Thanks again
for the ride home,

And I'm serious, I want you
to show me that chi thing.

Also, I've got some thoughts
about the case,

So let's have a coffee tomorrow
and talk, okay? Bye.

Hello, whore.

You're the albter?
What are you doing here?

Well,
you were asking for it

When you pulled
that little whorish trick

At the bar
and revealed yourself.

I mean, come on.

You know I couldn't resist
educating a succubus.

Educating?

You know, I think you're
the remedial one here, buddy.

I am happy to give you
a free lesson.

Hmm.

Whoa, this place creeps me out.

I don't care who knows it.

This place
creeps everybody out.

Give me a hand with the lid.

yeah.

Ohh.

I'm not seeing it. You?

It's gotta be in here.
The amulet's never wrong.

The egg showed you
where the coin was

At the exact moment
you asked, right?
Yes.

Come on.

I know where the coin is.
Let's go.

Let's go!

why did you kill collette?

You told me she was
stirring up trouble.

Huh? If you didn't tell me,
she'd still be alive today.

How does that make you feel?
Give up, bertram. You're used
to picking on innocent humans.

I am out of your league.
None of those bitches
were innocent.

Every single one of them gave in
to desires of the flesh

At one point in time.
Well, so will you...
When I'm done.

Mm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Wh-what's the matter, huh?

You don't like girls?

I don't like anything.
I'm above all of that.

Pleasure's for the weak,
like you.

oh.

Aah.

What's happening?

See, when I'm done with you,
you're gonna take a little nap,

And you're gonna wake up
knowing exactly

What a dirty, worthless slattern
you really are

And how you don't deserve
to live.

No.

This is easier
than I expected.

a succubus
with a conscience.

And for your kind...

what
a wonderful amount of shame.

Bad news, bert...

Ohh. Ohh.

'cause I'm
pretty goddamn shameless.

Uhh!

Bo, are you okay?

I was so worried when
you didn't answer your phone.

Bo, come on. Come on, sugar.
Shake it off.

Here. Take some from me.

Where is he?

That's my girl.

What are you thinking?

I'm thinking he's not gonna
like this threesome...

At all.

♪

That pool table would
look good in my den. Measure it.

Have that lamp appraised.
Probably antique.

It's time, old friend.

It certainly is.

J'accuse.

Admit it. You pulled
a dutch heifer.

Pardon?

A boston fandango?

anybody?

you pulled
a fast con, buddy.

I don't know
the mystical fae specifics,

But whatever coin
you gave trickster

Was a dissolving fake.

You have had the coin of jahayla
the whole time,

And you definitely had it
at a cemetery

You visited this afternoon,
leaving behind these flowers.

Hey.

Trick, you aren't going
to listen to this human's tripe?

Very closely, as should you.

I can prove it.

It's a very simple test.

Hale, be a darling dove
and frisk our guest...

Vigorously.

You got it.

All right! All right.

There's no need to be gauche.

Can't blame a guy for tryin'.

Watch me.

Buh-bye.

You enjoying yourself?

Great. More whores.

Is it me,
or is he being hurtful?

Very.

face it, mr. Prude.

You are as horny
as the rest of us.

No.

It's just
that judging others

Is the only thing
that gets you off.

Well said.

Now let's heat things up
a bit.

Admit it. You like that,
don't you?

More.

Face it, bertram.

You are a pathetic hypocrite,
and now you know it, huh?

I am done with him.
I'm calling dyson.

Mm! Mmm. Mm.

what did you do?

What he deserved.
Okay. Good.
You scared him.

Now bring him back,
like the guy from the alley.

I don't think so,
girlfriend.

He tried to kill you.
Not cool.
Sass, he'll die.

Well, gee, I hope so.
Otherwise I'm losing my touch.
No. This isn't funny.

What's the problem? You've killed before.
Yeah, for survival or self-defense,

And I'm not proud of that.
He is tied up and helpless.

This is murder.
Well, according to you,
what he did was murder,

So I prefer to think of this
as an execution.

What, you think
your cop in shining armor

Can do jack to him?
He's dark fae.

And trust me, my people could
give a damn about dead humans.

But you do.

No.

I care about you and me.

succubi stick together.

I attacked him,
one of my own clan,

To protect you.

I'm the one
my people will make pay

If they find out.

Are you gonna narc on me?

What? No. No, but I didn't
sign up for this.

I don't want any part of it.

Fine. I'll go.
No, you--you can't leave.

I don't know
how to bring him back.

I can't do this without you.
No, you can't.

There's so much to teach you.
Come. Come with me.

You are not
who I thought you were.

And I had higher hopes
for you, too,

But I'm not giving up
on you yet.

When you're ready to learn
more about yourself,

Come find me.

hey. Hey. Stay with me.

Stay with me, bertram.

Dyson, I need help.

Bertram, look at me.
Look at me.

Well, if he's local,
he's not one of ours.

He's dark fae.
Well, that complicates things,

But he obviously pursued you,
and even the dark agree,

You have the right to defend
yourself in your own home.

Well, we have to make that
clear to the morrigan.

I intend to.

I'll handle this, bo.
I'll make it go away.

I wish you could.

So you know we're closed,
right?

You planning on moving in?

No rush to go home.

Okay. What's going on
between you and bo?

What? Nothing.

She's just...

Busy making new friends
and shit.

Well, a little bird
once told me,

People rarely take you
for granted unless you let them.

Well, a lightning bird

Once told me something
about you, too.

Mm?

That you're powerful,

Can make things happen,

Something about
some book of blood.

Do you know anything
about that?

No, I don't.

Takes a con to know a con.

You have secrets, trickster.

And you have
a wild imagination.

Go home, urchin.

Remind bo
why she needs you.

Hey, hoochie.

So... Not to panic you,

But I just thought
you should know,

You have
a big b.F.F. Competition.

Trick is, like, totally horning
in on your kenzi time, and--

Oh.

Hi.

What's wrong? Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah, it was just
a rough night,

And I missed you.

Do you wanna talk about it?

You know what?

We always talk about me.

I wanna hear about
kenzi's latest adventures.

oh, my god.

where do I start?

Okay, first,
he will deny it,

But trick totally tried
to virgin sacrifice me,

And then he made me, like,

Steal this egg
from this lady-bird-person.

A what?
Pay attention.
It gets weirder.

And then there was
this, like,

Little crazy guy
named valentine,

And he was so annoyingly mean,
and I felt so bad for trick,

'cause he was stressing out
big-time...

but thank god for
kenzi, because...

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