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GREAT. EVERYTHING
IN THE LAB IS
OFFICIALLY USELESS,
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AND I DON'T HAVE
ANY MONEY TO REPAIR IT.
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I KNOW MY MOM
DIDN'T MARRY YOU
FOR YOUR MONEY,
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BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN
PUTTING UP WITH
YOUR ANTICS FOR NOTHING.
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MR. DAVENPORT,
TAKE YOUR TIME
WITH THE LAB.
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I DON'T MIND
STAYING UP HERE.
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I MEAN, IT WON'T MAKE UP
FOR LIVING IN A BASEMENT
FOR 16 YEARS,
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BUT IT'S A START.
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WE DON'T HAVE TIME.
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YOUR CAPSULES HAVE
REGENERATIVE CAPABILITIES.
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THEY'RE CRUCIAL TO
YOUR BIONIC INFRASTRUCTURES.
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HUH?
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LET ME HELP YOU.
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CAPSULE GOOD!
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BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN IN
MY CAPSULE ALL WEEK,
AND I FEEL FINE.
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WELL, IT'S ONLY
A MATTER OF TIME
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BEFORE YOUR BIONICS
GO HAYWIRE.
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DO YOU KNOW
WHEN EXACTLY,
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'CAUSE I HAVE
A HAIRCUT ON TUESDAY,
AND IF I GLITCH IN THE CHAIR,
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I'M JUST GONNA END UP
LOOKIN' LIKE THAT TRAIN WRECK.
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LOOK, I GET IT.
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I'M SHORT, I LOOK LIKE
A LADY GOLFER,
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AND I HAVE
A TERRIBLE HAIRCUT.
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WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
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HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE?
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LOOK, THE LONGER YOU GO
WITHOUT YOUR CAPSULES,
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THE MORE LIKELY
YOU'LL GLITCH.
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SO DON'T USE YOUR BIONICS
TILL I GET ENOUGH MONEY
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TO REBUILD THE LAB.
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UH-OH, I FEEL
A GLITCH COMIN' ON.
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OW!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I FEEL ONE COMIN' ON, TOO.
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HEY, IT'S NOT FUNNY
WHEN YOU HURT ME.
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IT'S JUST RUDE.
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Man: THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US.
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FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?
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OKAY, EVERYBODY,
FAMILY MEETING TIME.
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ADAM, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO RAISE YOUR HAND
TO SPEAK.
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JUST TALK.
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OH, NO, I'VE GOT
NOTHIN' TO SAY.
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I WAS JUST
AIRIN' OUT MY PITS.
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THE REASON I CALLED
THIS MEETING
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IS BECAUSE WE HAVE TO
MAKE SOME CUTBACKS
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IN THE FAMILY BUDGET,
STARTING WITH
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LOSING OUR CELL PHONES.
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WHAT?
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DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?
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I JUST MOVED OUT
OF A BASEMENT.
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I NEED THIS PHONE.
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BUT I DON'T GET IT.
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
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PHONE GONE.
WE POOR NOW.
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( gasps )
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GUYS, STOP COMPLAINING.
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THIS IS WHAT
YOU DO FOR FAMILY.
YOU MAKE SACRIFICES.
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THIS INCLUDES YOU, TOO.
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I BARELY KNOW YOU PEOPLE.
I'M KEEPING MY PHONE.
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DON'T WORRY, DONALD
AND I WILL BE GIVING
UP OUR PHONES, TOO.
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WELL, YOU WILL.
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LOOK, THE SOONER
WE GET MONEY,
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THE SOONER WE CAN
GET BACK TO OUR
REGULAR LIVES.
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WE NEED CASH.
IDEAS.
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OOH, I CAN MAKE
SOME DESSERTS, AND WE
CAN HAVE A BAKE SALE.
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GREAT, THAT'LL BUY US
A LAMP.
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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU DO
A STUNT LIKE THAT GUY ON TV?
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YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO MADE
A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY
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FOR WALKING ON A TIGHTROPE
ACROSS THE GRAND CANYON.
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OH, I SEE WHERE YOU'RE
GOIN' WITH THIS.
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FIND THAT GUY
AND ROB HIM.
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OR...
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BIG D. CAN DO
A SIMILAR STUNT.
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WE CAN'T ROB
MR. DAVENPORT,
HE'S BROKE.
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WERE YOU NOT LISTENING?
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THAT KIND OF STUNT
COULD ATTRACT
A HUGE SPONSOR
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THAT WOULD HAVE
ENOUGH MONEY FOR US
TO BUILD A NEW LAB.
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, LEO.
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JUST GIVE ME MY CUT
WHEN YOU GET YOUR MONEY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE BEEN WORKING
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ON A PROTOTYPE
FIBERGLASS JET WING.
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IT USES TWO
MICRO-JET ENGINES
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TO ALLOW A HUMAN BEING
TO FLY LIKE AN AIRPLANE.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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THIS IS IT.
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I, DONALD DAVENPORT,
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WILL ATTEMPT THE FIRST EVER
JET WING FLIGHT
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OVER MISSION CREEK.
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OH, NO, I AM NOT LETTING
MY HUSBAND DO SOMETHING
THAT DANGEROUS--
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YOU COULD HOST THE EXCLUSIVE
PAY-PER-VIEW WEBCAST.
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- UP, UP AND AWAY.
- ALL RIGHT!
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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
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THAT THING HASN'T
EVEN BEEN TESTED.
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I CAN'T LET
MY FAMILY SUFFER ANYMORE.
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THEN SKIP THE JET WING
AND GIVE US OUR PHONES BACK.
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LOOK, WE NEED TO FIND
SPONSORS QUICKLY.
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I'M ON IT.
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT
THE TOP DONATION COLLECTOR
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FOR THE SCHOOL'S
SAVE THE GYM CAMPAIGN.
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FOUR DOLLARS
AND 16 CENTS.
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OKAY, LEO, YOU CAN
HUNT FOR SPONSORS.
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YEAH, WE'RE GETTIN'
OUR LAB BACK!
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NO, YOU GUYS, AGAIN,
I'M JUST AIRIN' 'EM OUT.
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OH, GOODY,
DIRK AND WIDGET ARE HERE.
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UM, WHAT DO YOU
NEED US FOR
ON A SATURDAY
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THAT CAN'T BE DONE
ON A REGULAR SCHOOL DAY?
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I NEED YOU TO BE
MY BIONIC SERVANTS.
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OH, GOOD.
FOR A SECOND THERE,
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE
A WASTE OF OUR TIME.
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HEY, IF DADDY NO-BUCKS
CAN'T PAY ME
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TO KEEP YOUR BIONIC SECRET,
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I'M GETTIN' MY MONEY'S WORTH
OUT OF YOU TWO.
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LOOK, WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO GO WATCH OUR DAD
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PERFORM THIS BIG
JET WING STUNT TODAY.
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HE'S BEEN PREPARING
FOR IT ALL WEEK.
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AW, I'M SOWWY.
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THIS ISN'T FAIR.
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WELL, NEITHER IS PAYING FOR
12 DOUGHNUTS
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WHEN YOU'VE ONLY SUCKED
THE JELLY OUT OF ONE OF 'EM.
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DON'T YOU HAVE JANITORS
TO DO THIS STUFF FOR YOU?
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YEAH, BUT THEY'RE AT MY HOUSE
TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING
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LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT.
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SO I'M GONNA HAVE YOU TWO
DO THEIR WORK FOR THEM.
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THAT'S ILLEGAL.
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SO IS BEING A ROBOT.
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WE ARE NOT ROBOTS.
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WE ARE BIONIC.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
A ROBOT WOULD SAY.
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ANYWAY, THE GYM IS TRASHED
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AFTER LAST NIGHT'S
BASKETBALL GAME,
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AND MY MIDNIGHT
"BOOK CLUB."
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SO I'M GONNA NEED
YOU TWO TO CLEAN IT UP
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BEFORE SCHOOL ON
MONDAY MORNING.
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SPEED FEET,
YOU'RE ON TRASH DUTY.
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LURCH, COME WITH ME.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
UNDER THE BLEACHERS
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I NEED DUG UP
AND REBURIED.
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COME ON, BOY.
COME ON, BOY, COME ON.
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I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ONLY
LANDED ONE SPONSOR, LEO.
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YOU'RE LUCKY I GOT ONE.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HARD IT IS
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TO GET A SPONSOR FOR
AN OLD GUY WHO THINKS
HE CAN FLY?
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THE BEST YOU COULD DO WAS
GO-GO GLOBAL PACK AND SHIP?
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YEP. NOW YOU ONLY GET
PAID IF YOU SURVIVE.
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BUT IF YOU DON'T,
THEY'LL SHIP YOUR
REMAINS TO YOUR HOME STATE
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FOR FREE, ALASKA
AND HAWAII NOT INCLUDED.
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YOU'RE ALSO
CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED
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TO SAY "GO-GO
GLOBAL PACK AND SHIP"
THROUGHOUT YOUR FLIGHT.
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THAT'S GONNA BE
HARD FOR HIM.
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HE'S NOT USED TO PROMOTING
ANYTHING BUT HIMSELF.
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ALL RIGHT, TWO MINUTES
TO LAUNCH.
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BIG D., ARE YOU OKAY?
YOU LOOK A LITTLE NERVOUS.
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I'M NOT SURE
I CAN DO THIS, LEO.
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OF COURSE YOU CAN DO THIS.
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YOU'RE DONALD DAVENPORT,
AND THE DONALD DAVENPORT I KNOW
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DOESN'T LET ANYTHING
GET IN THE WAY
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OF PROTECTING HIS FAMILY.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, LEO.
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I'M DOING THIS
FOR MY FAMILY.
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I GOT THIS.
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OKAY, GUYS, WE'RE ABOUT
TO START THE WEBCAST.
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TASHA DAVENPORT PRESENTS
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"LOOK OUT BELOW:
A JET WING CATASTROPHE."
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OH, FOR...
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IT'S JUST FOR RATINGS.
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YOUR HELMET-CAM
IS UP AND RUNNING.
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I'LL MAN MISSION CONTROL,
AND CUE YOU WHEN IT'S TIME
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TO RELEASE YOUR PARACHUTE
FOR THE LANDING.
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OKAY.
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- READY TO ROLL, BIG D.?
- I CAN DO THIS.
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I CAN DO THIS.
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THE WORLD WAITS
WITH BATED BREATH.
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AS DONALD DAVENPORT,
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HUSBAND OF WITTY, YET PERSONABLE
REPORTER TASHA DAVENPORT,
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PREPARES TO LAUNCH
FOR THE FIRST EVER
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JET WING FLIGHT
ACROSS MISSION CREEK.
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BEFORE I LAUNCH,
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I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT,
MAYBE LONGER,
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AND, UH, THANK EVERYBODY
FOR COMING OUT TODAY.
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IT REALLY MEANS A LOT,
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AND I SEE A LOT OF
FAMILIAR FACES IN THE CROWD.
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AND SINCE I HAVE TIME,
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I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION
YOU ALL BY NAME.
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WHY IS HE STALLING?
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DOESN'T REALLY
MATTER TO ME.
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I HAVE THE LAUNCH BUTTON.
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CYNTHIA FORRESTER.
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WOW! HOW ARE
THE KIDS...
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OKAY, HOW MANY
POUNDS OF GUM
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CAN ONE SCHOOL
POSSIBLY CHEW?
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IT'S SATURDAY.
I'M NOT DOING MATH.
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR ARM?
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MAN, IT'S PROBABLY
JUST A TWITCH.
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I USE MY RIGHT ARM A LOT.
IT'S MY SECOND-FAVORITE.
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SEE, THIS IS WHAT
MR. DAVENPORT WAS TALKING ABOUT.
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YOU'VE BEEN USING
YOUR BIONICS TOO MUCH.
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- NOW YOU'RE
STARTING TO GLITCH.
- I'LL BE FINE.
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
AND JUST GO WATCH
MR. DAVENPORT'S FLIGHT.
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NICE WORK, YOU TWO.
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THANKS FOR TAKING
THAT WATER FOUNTAIN OUT.
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I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GET
A COIN OPERATED ONE
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BEFORE THE NEXT HEAT WAVE.
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GREAT.
SEE YOU MONDAY.
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FREEZE. YOU TWO HAVEN'T GOTTEN
THROUGH MY PERSONAL TO-DO LIST.
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PERSONAL?
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PRINCIPAL PERRY, WE'VE
BEEN USING OUR BIONICS
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A LOT TODAY,
AND MR. DAVENPORT WARNED US--
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NOT MY PROBLEM,
PINKY MAN BOOTS.
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NOW...
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USE YOUR SUPER SPEED TO GO
GET ME SOME FRESH GUACAMOLE
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FROM MEXICO.
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HERE YOU GO.
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"HECHO EN MEXICO."
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JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
YOU WENT THE DISTANCE.
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CILANTRO?!
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I HATE CILANTRO.
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TAKE IT BACK.
ANDALE, ANDALE.
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YOU KEEP IT.
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OKAY, EITHER I JUST GLITCHED,
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OR THESE LOCKERS
ARE OUT TO GET ME.
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ALL RIGHT, FIRE FACE.
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YEARS OF USING PUBLIC SHOWERS
HAVE LEFT ME WITH
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WITH SOME FAIRLY PERSISTENT
TOENAIL FUNGUS.
224
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,742
LIGHT UP THAT LASER VISION
AND BURN IT OFF.
225
00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:07,696
AREN'T YOU AFRAID
I MIGHT BURN OFF A TOE?
226
00:11:07,698 --> 00:11:10,898
NAH. I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT
SEPARATING THE FUNGUS
227
00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:12,671
FROM THE SHOE.
228
00:11:15,405 --> 00:11:16,905
WHOO!
229
00:11:19,149 --> 00:11:21,749
YOU DOIN' ALL RIGHT
UP THERE, BIG D.?
230
00:11:21,752 --> 00:11:23,312
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT.
231
00:11:23,313 --> 00:11:24,993
THIS IS AWESOME.
232
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,315
BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS
THE LOW, LOW PRICES
233
00:11:27,317 --> 00:11:29,757
AT GO-GO GLOBAL
PACK AND SHIP.
234
00:11:31,361 --> 00:11:33,691
WE ARE GONNA
MAKE A FORTUNE.
235
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,903
TONS OF PEOPLE ARE TUNING IN
TO THE LIVE WEBCAST.
236
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:39,226
OF COURSE THEY ARE.
I'M AMAZING.
237
00:11:39,229 --> 00:11:41,369
BUT NOT AS AMAZING
AS SHIPPING YOUR VALUABLES
238
00:11:41,371 --> 00:11:43,801
WITH GO-GO GLOBAL
PACK AND SHIP.
239
00:11:45,335 --> 00:11:47,135
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH COASTING.
240
00:11:47,137 --> 00:11:50,037
IT'S TIME FOR
SOME EXTREME FREE STYLING.
241
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,140
ALL RIGHT, WORLD,
LET'S SLATHER UP THIS STUNT
242
00:11:52,142 --> 00:11:54,012
WITH SOME DAVENPORT BUTTER.
243
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,716
MR. DAVENPORT,
I WOULDN'T...
244
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,487
- WHOA, TURBULENCE!
- ( alarm beeping )
245
00:12:01,491 --> 00:12:03,321
WHAT WAS THAT?
246
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,833
THAT WAS YOUR PARACHUTE.
247
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,057
( screaming )
248
00:12:10,901 --> 00:12:13,201
NOW, DON'T WORRY.
YOU'LL BE FINE FOR THE MOMENT.
249
00:12:13,203 --> 00:12:15,313
YOU'LL JUST CONTINUE
AT JET SPEED
250
00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:17,765
UNTIL YOUR WINGS
RUN OUT OF JET FUEL.
251
00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,810
WHAT HAPPENS THEN?
252
00:12:21,812 --> 00:12:24,782
THEN HE'LL CRASH.
253
00:12:25,876 --> 00:12:29,116
OH, NO.
I'M GONNA FALL...
254
00:12:29,119 --> 00:12:32,519
FASTER THAN THE PRICES AT
GO-GO GLOBAL PACK AND SHIP.
255
00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:41,329
FAMED REPORTER
TASHA DAVENPORT HERE,
256
00:12:41,331 --> 00:12:44,061
BRINGING YOU ONE OF
THE MOST TENSE MOMENTS
IN TELEVISION HISTORY.
257
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,544
A LIVE JET WING CRASH!
258
00:12:46,536 --> 00:12:48,996
WE HAVE EXCLUSIVE ACCESS
TO MISSION HEADQUARTERS,
259
00:12:48,999 --> 00:12:52,839
WHERE I'M SURE THEY HAVE
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.
260
00:12:57,247 --> 00:12:59,477
WE'RE, UH...
261
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,409
WE'RE MULLING
OUR OPTIONS.
262
00:13:02,412 --> 00:13:05,222
MULLING
YOUR OPTIONS?
263
00:13:05,215 --> 00:13:07,515
THAT IS MY HUSBAND
UP THERE.
264
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:10,187
HELLO. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO
COME UP WITH A SOLUTION FAST.
265
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,520
THERE IS JET FUEL
LEAKING INSIDE MY FLIGHT SUIT.
266
00:13:12,522 --> 00:13:15,972
NOPE, NOT JET FUEL.
267
00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,496
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
268
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,867
I HAD THE IDEA
OF SENDING HIM UP THERE.
269
00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:22,900
NO ARGUMENT HERE.
270
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:27,143
MR. DAVENPORT, WE'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO USE OUR BIONIC...
271
00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:28,337
HI.
272
00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:31,879
CHASE, YOU CAN'T
SHOW THE WORLD
273
00:13:31,882 --> 00:13:33,812
YOUR BI... HI!
274
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,046
STOP SAYING BION-A-HI.
275
00:13:38,048 --> 00:13:41,218
CALL ADAM AND BREE
AND GET ME OUT OF THE SKY!
276
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:45,861
WELL, WE'D LOVE TO,
BUT SOMEONE TOOK AWAY
OUR CELL PHONE SERVICE.
277
00:13:45,856 --> 00:13:48,896
REALLY? GUILT, NOW?
278
00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:51,599
I'LL RUN TO SCHOOL
AND GET ADAM AND BREE.
279
00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:53,361
KEEP HIS HOPES UP.
280
00:13:59,209 --> 00:14:01,339
SO, UM...
281
00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:05,153
WHAT YOU GONNA DO TOMORROW
IF YOU MAKE IT?
282
00:14:09,219 --> 00:14:11,379
( screaming )
283
00:14:11,381 --> 00:14:13,221
GET AWAY FROM ME, FREAK.
284
00:14:13,223 --> 00:14:14,623
HE KEEPS FIRING HIS LASERS.
285
00:14:14,624 --> 00:14:16,564
HE'S AIMING FOR
MY BEAUTY CYST.
286
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:20,126
PRINCIPAL PERRY, CALM DOWN.
HE'S NOT ATTACKING YOU.
287
00:14:22,492 --> 00:14:25,602
OKAY, HE'S ATTACKING YOU.
288
00:14:25,595 --> 00:14:28,295
AH, DOOLEY, HELP.
289
00:14:28,298 --> 00:14:30,538
THE MACHINES ARE
TURNING AGAINST US.
290
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:33,140
WE'VE GOTTA GET MY CATS,
AND MAKE FOR MY BUNKER
IN SACRAMENTO.
291
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,611
ADAM, WHAT IS GOING ON?
292
00:14:42,612 --> 00:14:44,282
WE'VE BEEN USING OUR BIONICS
FOR PERRY ALL DAY,
293
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,594
NOW WE'RE GLITCHING.
294
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,955
I AM STARTING TO THINK
295
00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:50,918
THAT MR. DAVENPORT
WAS RIGHT ABOUT
OUR CAPSULES.
296
00:14:50,921 --> 00:14:52,291
OKAY, OKAY.
297
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,262
OKAY, EVERYBODY FOCUS.
298
00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:55,974
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
BIG D. NEEDS YOU.
299
00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:57,596
OOH, THAT'S GOOD.
300
00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:01,297
USE 'EM AS BAIT
SO US HUMANS CAN GET AWAY.
301
00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:06,283
THEY'RE NOT MACHINES.
302
00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:08,506
AND DAVENPORT
NEEDS THEIR HELP,
303
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,638
OR HE'S A GONER.
304
00:15:09,639 --> 00:15:12,479
WHAT? NO, HE CAN'T
BE A GONER.
305
00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:15,452
DON'S MY CASH COW,
AND I'M NOT DONE
MILKING HIM YET.
306
00:15:15,445 --> 00:15:17,445
WE GOTTA GET
THERE FAST.
307
00:15:17,447 --> 00:15:19,117
SADDLE UP, BESSIE.
308
00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:25,963
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU SAY
309
00:15:25,956 --> 00:15:27,626
WE ALL JUST RUN?
310
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,530
OKAY...
311
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,040
OKAY, WE'VE GOT
SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS.
312
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,613
ADAM'S HEAT VISION'S
GLITCHING OUT,
313
00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:46,124
BREE'S BOUNCING
OFF THE WALLS,
314
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:48,316
AND I SAW PRINCIPAL PERRY'S
BARE FEET.
315
00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:50,618
CAN I JUST SAY...
( screams )
316
00:15:52,322 --> 00:15:54,282
WHAT'S ON HIS FACE?
317
00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:56,364
IT'S A HUBCAP.
IT'S THE ONLY THING
I COULD FIND
318
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,956
THAT WOULD SHIELD
MY HEAT VISION.
319
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,027
OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW!
320
00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:03,561
CHASE, I CAN'T
KEEP CIRCLING ABOVE YOU.
321
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,543
I'M ALMOST OUT OF FUEL.
WHAT'S THE PLAN?
322
00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:07,195
I'M WORKING ON IT.
323
00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:09,397
I'VE RUN THROUGH
EVERY POSSIBLE SCENARIO,
324
00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:12,699
AND THEY ALL END WITH
THE DONALD DAVENPORT
MEMORIAL BRIDGE.
325
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,984
WE CAN'T JUST LET HIM FALL.
USE YOUR MAGNETISM APP.
326
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,707
I CAN'T. THE JET WING
IS MADE OUT OF
FIBERGLASS, NOT METAL.
327
00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:25,121
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
THE WHOLE REASON HE DID
THIS RIDICULOUS STUNT
328
00:16:25,115 --> 00:16:27,485
- WAS TO GET THE LAB
BACK FOR YOU GUYS.
- LEO'S RIGHT.
329
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,457
MR. DAVENPORT PUT HIS LIFE
ON THE LINE FOR US.
330
00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:32,360
YEAH, PLUS, HE'S OUR DAD.
331
00:16:32,362 --> 00:16:34,522
WAIT, TECHNICALLY,
HE'S NOT OUR DAD.
332
00:16:34,524 --> 00:16:36,574
WHY ARE WE HERE AGAIN?
333
00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:39,066
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
HAVE TO USE YOUR BIONICS,
334
00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:40,499
BUT NOT WITH
ALL THESE PEOPLE AROUND.
335
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,200
OKAY, ATTENTION.
336
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,383
I'M GONNA NEED EVERYONE TO CLEAR
THIS SPACE OUT IMMEDIATELY.
337
00:16:48,538 --> 00:16:50,138
THERE ARE FREE SNACKS
INSIDE.
338
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:57,554
HEY, GUYS, GOOD NEWS.
IF HE DOES CRASH,
339
00:16:57,547 --> 00:17:00,017
WE'VE GOT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE
TOTE BAG WE CAN COLLECT
340
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,549
HIS PIECES WITH.
341
00:17:02,552 --> 00:17:04,252
ADAM, WHERE DID
YOU GET THAT?
342
00:17:04,254 --> 00:17:06,634
I FOUND IT ON
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
NEXT TO THE HUB CAP.
343
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,126
ADAM, THAT'S NOT
A TOTE BAG.
344
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:12,499
THAT'S THE PARACHUTE
THAT FELL FROM
MR. DAVENPORT'S JET WING.
345
00:17:12,502 --> 00:17:14,602
WE GOTTA FIND A WAY
TO GET THIS TO HIM.
346
00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:16,574
WHY DON'T WE JUST
GIVE IT TO HIM
WHEN HE LANDS?
347
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:23,039
HEY, WHAT IF ADAM USES
HIS STRENGTH TO LAUNCH IT
BACK UP TO HIM?
348
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,552
YES. I'LL CALCULATE
THE COORDINATES,
349
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,615
AND GUIDE HIS THROW.
HERE.
350
00:17:27,617 --> 00:17:30,317
ALL RIGHT, MR. DAVENPORT,
BE ON THE LOOKOUT.
351
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,050
I'M SENDING UP
YOUR PARACHUTE.
352
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,481
COPY THAT.
I'M READY.
353
00:17:36,526 --> 00:17:37,656
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
354
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,327
THREE, TWO, ONE.
355
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,643
ADAM, GREAT JOB.
IT'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR HIM.
356
00:17:45,635 --> 00:17:48,195
OH, COOL.
LET ME SEE.
357
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,100
( screaming )
358
00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:55,383
OOPS.
359
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,105
I THINK I'M GONNA JUST
PULL THIS BACK DOWN.
360
00:17:58,108 --> 00:17:59,748
( Davenport screaming )
361
00:17:59,749 --> 00:18:02,379
RELAX, MR. DAVENPORT,
I HAVE A PLAN.
362
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,622
IF YOUR PLAN WAS TO BE
FATHERLESS, IT'S WORKING!
363
00:18:05,615 --> 00:18:08,555
WHY AREN'T YOU
SAVING HIM?
364
00:18:08,558 --> 00:18:11,218
CAN'T ANY OF YOU FLY?
365
00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:14,361
WHAT DO YOU DO IN THAT
BASEMENT ALL DAY?
366
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,500
THANKS FOR LEAVING ME BEHIND.
367
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,432
WHY DID YOU USE
YOUR SUPER SPEED?
368
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:26,814
I DIDN'T.
369
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,536
I CAN TRY TO USE
MY MOLECULAR KINESIS
370
00:18:29,539 --> 00:18:31,709
TO SLOW HIS DESCENT,
BUT HE'S STILL GONNA
HIT TOO HARD.
371
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,581
WAIT, WE ARE IN
THE PARKING LOT
372
00:18:34,584 --> 00:18:36,224
OF A SHIPPING STORE.
373
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,186
WE CAN USE CARDBOARD BOXES
TO BREAK HIS FALL.
374
00:18:38,188 --> 00:18:41,748
AND TAPE TO PUT HIM
BACK TOGETHER.
375
00:18:41,751 --> 00:18:43,621
YOU HEARD HIM.
LET'S GO.
376
00:18:48,198 --> 00:18:51,628
GUYS, I'M OUT OF FUEL.
377
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,231
I'M TRYING NOT TO USE
MY SCARED VOICE,
378
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,774
( high-pitched )
BUT IT'S SLIPPING OUT.
379
00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,667
MR. DAVENPORT,
I'M SLOWING YOU DOWN
380
00:18:59,669 --> 00:19:01,369
AND THEY'RE BUILDING
A CRASH PAD.
381
00:19:01,371 --> 00:19:02,671
TRY TO AIM FOR IT.
382
00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:05,422
IT'S WORKING.
I'M SLOWING DOWN.
383
00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:08,575
I'LL RELEASE THE JET WING
SO IT WON'T CRUSH ME ON IMPACT.
384
00:19:08,578 --> 00:19:10,248
ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE GOOD TO GO.
385
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,880
BOXES ARE SET UP
AS A CRASH PAD.
386
00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:15,661
- OH, NO. I FEEL
A GLITCH COMING ON.
- GOT IT.
387
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,655
OH!
388
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,930
I BET SHE LOOKS STUPID.
389
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,797
CHASE, WHAT'S WRONG?
390
00:19:28,798 --> 00:19:31,468
I THINK MY BIONICS
ARE GLITCHING, TOO.
391
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,501
( screaming )
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
392
00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:35,753
I'M FREE-FALLING AGAIN.
393
00:19:35,745 --> 00:19:37,705
FIVE HUNDRED FEET.
394
00:19:37,707 --> 00:19:39,307
FOUR HUNDRED FEET.
395
00:19:39,309 --> 00:19:40,909
DO SOMETHING!
396
00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:46,764
IT'S WORKING.
I'M GONNA MAKE IT.
397
00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:49,716
I'M GONNA LIVE.
( screaming )
398
00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:52,259
I'M FALLING AGAIN,
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
399
00:19:52,262 --> 00:19:54,762
MY LIFE IS OVER!
400
00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:57,474
WHAT... NO, I'M FINE.
I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY.
401
00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:58,627
NOPE, I'M A GONER.
402
00:19:58,628 --> 00:19:59,968
( screaming )
403
00:20:01,631 --> 00:20:03,671
AIM FOR THE BOXES,
MONEY BAGS.
404
00:20:03,673 --> 00:20:05,513
ONE HUNDRED FEET.
405
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,475
( screaming )
406
00:20:07,477 --> 00:20:09,477
I CAN'T CONTROL HIM
ANYMORE.
407
00:20:11,581 --> 00:20:14,611
( screaming )
408
00:20:19,849 --> 00:20:22,319
I THINK WE'VE LEARNED
SOMETHING TODAY.
409
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:26,502
NOBODY COVERS A STORY
LIKE TASHA DAVENPORT.
410
00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:28,556
IS HE DEAD?
411
00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:29,998
NO.
412
00:20:29,999 --> 00:20:31,899
AM I DEAD?
413
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,843
UNCLEAR, BUT JUST TO BE SAFE,
414
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,635
WE SHOULD PROBABLY
PROCEED WITH A BURIAL.
415
00:20:45,915 --> 00:20:48,515
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE MEDIA
IS HAILING PRINCIPAL PERRY
416
00:20:48,518 --> 00:20:51,348
AS A HERO JUST FOR
BREAKING MY FALL.
417
00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:58,385
THE REAL HEROES
ARE THE NURSES WHO
MADE THAT BODY CAST.
418
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:02,660
I'M JUST HAPPY
YOU'RE OKAY.
419
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,532
I'M REALLY PROUD
OF YOU, LEO.
420
00:21:04,534 --> 00:21:06,274
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
421
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,665
I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE
GONE THROUGH WITH THAT STUNT.
422
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,697
IT WAS NOTHIN', BIG D.
423
00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:12,869
BUT WORDS ARE CHEAP,
AND I STILL WANT MY CUT.
424
00:21:14,704 --> 00:21:16,584
LOOK, THE GOOD NEWS IS,
425
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,546
WE RAISED ENOUGH MONEY
TO BUILD THE NEW LAB,
426
00:21:18,548 --> 00:21:21,378
AND ADAM, BREE AND CHASE
WILL BE BACK IN THEIR CAPSULES
427
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,851
IN NO TIME.
428
00:21:22,852 --> 00:21:27,422
YEAH, THE SOONER,
THE BETTER.
429
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:31,287
OW! OW! OW!
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