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>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE," WITH GUEST
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HOST, ANTHONY ANDERSON.
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TONIGHT, YARA SHAHIDI AND COREY
BUSH. AND NOW, ANTHONY ANDERSON.
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>> WELCOME TO JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE,
I'M ANTHONY ANDERSON.
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AND I WILL BE YOUR GUEST HOST
FOR THE NIGHT. AGAIN.
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FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS SUMMER.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I TOLD JIMMY THAT
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I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO FILL IN FOR
HIM, I DIDN'T LITERALLY MEAN
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ALWAYS.
BUT I DO WANNA SAY THANKS TO
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JIMMY, HAVING TO PUT ON PANTS
AND HAUL MY ASS BACK TO THIS
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ABANDONED HOUSE WAS BY FAR THE
BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT I GOT.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW,
I TURNED 50 ON SATURDAY, WHICH
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WAS A LOT OF FUN.
WE DID ONE OF THOSE DRIVE BY
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PARTIES.
WHERE I GREW UP IN COMPTON, YOU
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DIDN'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED
WITH A DRIVE BY.
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BUT THIS WAS FUN.
MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY SHOUTED
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MUFFLED “HAPPY BIRTHDAYS” FROM
THEIR CARS WHILE WEARING FESTIVE
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MASKS.
IT WAS LIKE MY OWN PERSONAL
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VERSION OF “THE MASKED SINGER.”
WHO IS THAT, MY MAMA OR CHAKA
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KHAN?
AND THIS WAS AN EXTRA SPECIAL
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BIRTHDAY FOR ME, BECAUSE ON
FRIDAY, I GOT A STAR ON THE
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HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.
OF COURSE, THEY SAY YOU DON'T
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REALLY HAVE A STAR ON THE WALK
OF FAME UNTIL SOMEONE DRESSED AS
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ELMO THROWS UP ON IT.
AND THAT HAPPENED ON TUESDAY!
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I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE MY
GRANDKIDS TO HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD
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SOMEDAY AND SAY “SEE WHERE THAT
METH HEAD IS BREAK DANCING?
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THAT'S RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR
GRAND DADDY'S NAME” I NEED ALL
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THE VICTORIES I CAN GET RIGHT
NOW, BECAUSE NEXT MONTH THERE'S
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A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE THEY'RE
GONNA GIVE MY EMMY AWAY TO
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SOMEONE ELSE AGAIN.
I'M NOMINATED FOR LEAD ACTOR IN
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A COMEDY SERIES, AND THESE ARE
THE ODDS FOR MY CATEGORY.
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I'M THE LEAST FAVORED TO WIN.
AND LOOK, IT'S GREAT TO BE
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NOMINATED AND ALL, BUT THE TRUTH
IS I DON'T DO THIS FOR THE
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AWARDS. I DO IT FOR THE MONEY.
I'VE BEEN NOMINATED FOR MY ROLE
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ON “BLACKISH” SIX YEARS IN A ROW.
HAVEN'T WON. I'M 0 FOR 6.
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THAT MEANS I'VE HAD MY SAME
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.
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THIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH IN MY
POCKET, FOR SIX LONG YEARS,
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SINCE SEPTEMBER OF 2015.
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR AMERICA TO
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FINALLY HEAR IT. GUILLERMO?
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ANNOUNCE ME. GROUP
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>> Guillermo: JUST A SECOND!
AND THE EMMY GOES TO
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MR. ANTHONY ANDERSON!
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>> WHAT? WE DID IT!
WE DID IT!
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WE DID DID, MAMA, WE WON, OH, MY
GOD.
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I HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE TO THANK.
GOD, THE ACADEMY, ALL MY
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FOLLOWERS ON VINE.
SHOUT OUT TO MY FELLOW “TOYS R'
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US” SHAREHOLDERS.
THIS YEAR IS GONNA BE HUGE!
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I WILL NEVER TAKE THIS HONOR FOR
GRANTED BECAUSE WHO KNOWS?
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ONE DAY WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO DO
THE THINGS WE LOVE WITH THE
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PEOPLE WE LOVE.
ONE DAY WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO
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GATHER IN LARGE CROWDS LIKE THIS
OR GET WITHIN SIX FEET OF EACH
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OTHER WITHOUT A MASK.
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY REASON WHY
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THAT WOULD HAPPEN, I'M JUST
SAYING.
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I AM SO PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
WE HAVE ELECTED A BLACK
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PRESIDENT TWICE.
NOW I'M GETTING THIS AWARD.
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SO YEAH, RACISM IS PRETTY MUCH
SOLVED. WE'RE GOOD NOW.
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WINNING THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO
ME.
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I WOULD HATE TO BE ONE OF THOSE
GUYS WHO JUST KEPT GETTING
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NOMINATED YEAR AFTER YEAR, OVER
AND OVER, UNTIL HE BECOMES A
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JOKE AND IT'S JUST SAD.
BUT HERE I AM!
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AND IF I CAN WIN AN EMMY,
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
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LIKE THE WORDS OF A GREAT SONG,
BY AN EVEN GREATER ARTIST.
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“I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!”
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"I BELIEVE I CAN"
YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULD
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PROBABLY UPDATE THIS BEFORE THE
EMMYS.
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OKAY, NOW FOR SOMETHING FUN AND
HELPFUL.
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SINCE YOU CAN'T REALLY GO TO A
RESTAURANT RIGHT NOW, A LOT OF
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PEOPLE ARE SIGNING UP FOR THOSE
MEAL DELIVERY SERVICES.
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AND I'M GETTING IN ON THE
ACTION, WITH A DELICIOUS AND
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NUTRITIOUS NEW BUSINESS VENTURE.
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>> THESE DAYS WE'RE ALL DOING A
LOT LESS EATING OUT AND A LOT
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MORE COOKING AT HOPE.
BUT IT CAN BE HARD TO FIND A
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DELIVERY AT HOME BUSINESS, UNTIL
NOW. THE ONLY MEAL DIFFICULTRY
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SERVICE THAT GIVES YOU THE
INGREDIENT ANTHONY ANDERSON WAS
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ABLE TO FIND IN THE BACK OF HIS
PANTRY.
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>> I CHECKED THE EXPIRATION
DATES MYSELF.
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>> EVERY WEEK, YOU WILL FIND A
BOX OF INGREDIENTS THAT HE
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PURCHASED SOMETIME IN THE BUSH
ADMINISTRATION DELIVERED TO YOUR
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DOOR.
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>> ARTICHOKE HEARTS AND
RICE‐A‐RONI. FROM 2007.
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LEGALLY SPEAKING, IT'S STILL
GOOD.
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>> AND EACH BOX COMES WITH A
RECIPE CARD, GIVING YOU DETAILED
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INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO USE THOSE
INGREDIENTS TO COOK THE PERFECT
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MEAL.
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>> PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME, IS THIS
REALLY A MEAL SERVICE OR JUST A
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WAY TO SELL WEIRD CRAP IN MY
CUPBOARD.
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TO ME, I SAY SHUT UP AND EAT
YOUR [ BLEEP ] LENTILS. MAMA!
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WE GOT ANOTHER BOX READY!
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>> ANTHONY ANDERSON'S BACK OF
THE PANTRY MEAL SERVICE.
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
GO TO A STORE?
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>> WHAT WILL I THINK OF NEXT?
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
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TONIGHT, MISSOURI CONGRESSIONAL
CANDIDATE CORI BUSH IS HERE.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YARA
SHAHIDI.
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>> AND SITTING IN WITH THE
CLETONES TONIGHT IS AN AMAZING
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STREET PERFORMER FROM DETROIT,
DEON FORREST.
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TAKE IT AWAY DEON!
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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>> Dicky: ABC'S "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE," BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ALL
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NEW VOLKSWAGEN CROSS SPORT.
Hey man, you're here!
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You don't trust me here
in Vegas, do you?
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Uh, well, I thought we
had a breakthrough
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with the Volkswagen.
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We did, yeah!
We broke through.
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That's the Volkswagen?
That's the Cross Sport.
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Wow. Seatbelts!
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Please just tell mewhere we're going.
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The story of the KIND ® Mini.
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We took the full‐size bar,
and cut it...in half.
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So, the next time
it’s 3 o'clock
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and you want some
delicious dark chocolate,
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grab a Dark Chocolate Nuts
& Sea Salt Mini.
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With whole almonds
and just 90 calories,
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it's a kinder way
to satisfy. Never Run Dry Of...
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killer attitude.
Or hydration.
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Neutrogena® Hydro Boost.
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The #1 hyaluronic acid
moisturizer
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delivers 2X
the hydration
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for supple, bouncy skin.
Neutrogena®.
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Creamy Ranch, Sweet‐N‐Sour,
Spicy Buffalo, Tangy BBQ...
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Each McNugget,
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a chance to diversify
your sauce portfolio.
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♪ ba da ba ba ba ♪
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(♪ ♪)
Here we are a nation divided.
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Red, blue, 16 percent undecided.
But 2020 had us shook.
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So we gave the world
another look.
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And saw a future of differences
celebrated.
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Every voice advocated.
Just imagine the possibility.
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Of a world where we are we.
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♪ ♪
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>> GOOD STUFF DEON.
THAT'S DEON FORREST EVERYBODY.
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WELCOME BACK TO JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE, I'M ANTHONY ANDERSON.
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NEXT WEEK, THE SHOW HAS A WHOLE
NEW LINE‐UP OF GUEST HOSTS FOR
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YOU INCLUDING DAVID SPADE, JASON
DERULO, AND LIL REL HOWERY.
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MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT HAS
PLAYED MY TV DAUGHTER ON
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BLACK‐ISH SINCE 2014.
NOW SHE PLAYS THAT CHARACTER ON
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HER OWN SHOW, ATTENDS HARVARD
AND IS HERE TO PROMOTE A MOVIE I
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HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH.
IT'S JUST LIKE THAT SONG “CAT'S
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IN THE CRADLE”, ONLY MORE
HEARTBREAKING.
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SHE CO‐STARS IN THE ANIMATED
COMEDY ADVENTURE “FEARLESS.”
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>> PLEASE HELP ME, JUST UNTIL I
CAN SEND THEM BACK WHERE THEY
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CAME FROM.
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>> WRANGLING SPACE BABIES IS NOT
PART OF MY SCHEDULE TODAY, OKAY?
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>> HMM, YOU ARE PATHETIC.
I'VE GOT TO CALL MY PARENTS.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> MOM, YEAH. I KNOW.
THIS BIG PROJECT JUST GOT A LOT
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BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT.
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>> “FEARLESS” IS CURRENTLY
AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX.
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PLEASE WELCOME YARA SHAHIDI.
OH, MY BABY, MY BABY!
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>> HI!
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>> YARA, SO LET'S GET STRAIGHT
TO IT.
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HOW HAVE YOU BEEN SPENDING YOUR
QUARANTINE TIME?
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WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON WITH YOU
AND THE FAMILY?
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>> IT'S BEEN PRETTY CHILL.
WE USUALLY DON'T LEAVE OUR HOUSE
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VERY OFTEN.
I THINK IT WAS FIVE MONTHS IN
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THE FIRST TIME MY BROTHER
STEPPED HIS FOOT IN A STORE WITH
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A MASK ON.
TAKING IT EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY
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BUT KEEPING IT A LITTLE FUN.
MAMA'S BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY,
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SO TRYING TO BE A LITTLE
CREATIVE.
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>> SPEAKING OF BIRTHDAYS, YOU
ARE SURROUNDED BY LEOS, YOUR
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MOTHER BEING ONE, MYSELF, BE
ANOTHER, KENYA BARRIS BEING
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ANOTHER, AND MARSEILLE BEING
ANOTHER AND LAUNWRENCE BEING
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ANOTHER.
THAT'S FIVE LEOS IN YOUR LIFE
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THAT YOU'RE AROUND ON A DAILY
BASIS. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR
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MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY THIS PAST WEEK?
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>> WELL, WE KEPT IT A LITTLE
CHILL, YOU KNOW, WORK HAS BEEN
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NON‐STOP, AS I KNOW IT'S BEEN
FOR YOU.
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AND SO WE WENT TO THE BEACH AND
DID A VERY SOCIALLY‐DISTANT
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WORKOUT CLASS ON THE BEACH,
WHICH WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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AND, LIKE HAD HER FAVORITE
DESSERT.
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WE HAD HER FAVORITE ICE CREAM
FLOWN IN FROM HAWAII THAT SHE
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HASN'T HAD IN YEARS AND HER
FAVORITE CUPCAKES.
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ONE OF OUR DEAR FRIENDS MAKES
THE BEST CUPCAKES AND MADE THEM
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ESPECIALLY FOR HER BIRTHDAY.
SO A LOT OF FOOD.
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>> OKAY.
THAT'S ALL FINE AND GOOD.
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>> AH‐OH.
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>> I HAVE A SLIGHT ISSUE.
YOU DID ALL OF THAT, BUT YET YOU
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COULDN'T COME TO HOLLYWOOD
BOULEVARD FOR YOUR TV DADDY'S
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STAR ON THE WALK OF FAME?
AND IF THAT WAS GOING TO BE TOO
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HECTIC, YOU COULDN'T DO A DRIVE
BY TO MY 50th DRIVE BY BIRTHDAY
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CELEBRATION AT MY HOUSE?
YOU LIVE IN THE FOOTHILLS OF THE
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FOOTHILLS, AND YOU WENT ALL THE
WAY TO THE BEACH TO PLAY IN THE
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SAND WITH YOUR MAMA AND HER
FRIENDS AND MELTED ICE CREAM
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FROM HAWAII.
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>> OKAY.
FIRST AND FOREMOST, WE
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CELEBRATED FROM A DISTANCE YOUR
STAR.
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I'VE NOT BEEN IN THE HOLLYWOOD
VICINITY, I'M A LITTLE OFFENDED.
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I DON'T REMEMBER RECEIVING A
DRIVE BY INVITE.
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>> I HAVE THE RECEIPTS.
I WILL GO TO MY PHONE AND PULL
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UP THE RECEIPTS WHERE YOU ASKED
ME FOR YOUR ADDRESS SO YOU CAN
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COME BY, AND I SENT AN ADDRESS
TO YOU.
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>> I ASKED YOU FOR YOUR ADDRESS
TO SEND YOU A GIFT.
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IT WASN'T RELATED TO A DRIVE BY.
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>> OKAY.
AND I STILL HAVEN'T RECEIVED
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SAID GIFT IN THE MAIL.
WHY IS THAT?
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>> THANK YOU, USPS.
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>> OH. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, I'M STILL PROUD OF
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YOU.
SO AT 20 YEARS OLD, YOU ARE A
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STUDENT AT HARVARD UNIVERSITY.
YOU ARE THE STAR OF YOUR OWN
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TELEVISION SHOW.
AND YOU'VE LAUNCHED YOUR OWN
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COMPANY, AND YOU HAVE A DEAL AT
DISNEY, AN OVERALL DEAL AT
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DISNEY NOW.
HOW DO YOU MANAGE IT ALL?
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>> WITH AN INCREDIBLE TEAM OF
FOLKS.
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I HAVE THE BEST SUPPORT NETWORK.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW MY WHOLE
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FAMILY, AND I THINK WE OPERATE
VERY SIMILARLY, JUST ALWAYS
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HAVING OUR FAMILIES INVOLVED IN
EVERY STEP OF THE PROCESS.
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BUT I THINK FORTUNATELY I'VE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO
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ENCOURAGE ME TO DO IT ALL.
I REMEMBER THINKING BACK TO EVEN
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FIRST SEASON OF BLACKISH.
I WAS TELLING THIS FORSTORY THE
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OTHER DAY.
I REMEMBER HOW WELL COME I FELT
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IN THE "BLACKISH" PRODUCER
SECTIONS WITH YOU.
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I DON'T CARE IF I DON'T GET THIS
BECAUSE I HAD THE BEST TIME.
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I WAS SO HAPPY WITH THE
EXPERIENCE ITSELF.
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WHAT IT SPOKE TO WAS MY FIRST
DAYS ON SET, EVERYONE SUPPORTING
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HOW TO FIGURE OUT THE BALANCE OF
MY EDUCATION AND THIS SHOW AND
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EVERY OTHER PASSION I'VE HAD HAS
ALWAYS BEEN ENCOURAGED BY
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EVERYONE. SO THANK YOU FOR THAT.
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>> OH, MY PLEASURE.
AND THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME
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WITH YOUR TALENT.
NOW I WANT TO BRING UP SOMETHING
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FROM THE PAST.
MY REAL‐LIFE SON TOOK MY
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REAL‐LIFE TV DAUGHTER TO HIS
PROM.
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HOW WAS THAT EXPERIENCE HANGING
OUT WITH MY SON NATE, AND HOW
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DID THAT COME ABOUT?
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>> I REALIZE IT DOESN'T SOUND
RIGHT AS I EXPLAIN IT AND YOU
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POSITION US AS TV BROTHERS AND
SISTERS, BUT HE PLAYED OUR TV
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COUSIN IN SEASON ONE OF
"BLACKISH", AND I THINK WE ALL
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BECAME PRETTY MUCH INSTANT
FRIENDS SDLOUT THROUGHOUT THE
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YEARS.
WHEN IT CAME TIME FOR HIS PROM,
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I GOT TO JOIN HIM.
THOSE WERE THE FUR COATS MY
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BROTHER BROUGHT OUT FOR US TO
CELEBRATE.
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BUT WE HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME.
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HE ASKED ME ACTUALLY AT ONE OF
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THE "BLACKISH" EVENTS.
AND HIS ENTIRE FRIEND GROUP I'VE
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KNOWN FOR THE PAST COUPLE YEARS
TOO.
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HE HANGS OUT WITH OTHER BLURSION
PEOPLE.
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>> I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO
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PAYING FOR MY REAL‐LIFE TV
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DAUGHTER'S LIFE AND MY TV SON.
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YOU DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S
LICENSE.
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EVERYBODY THINKS I PROMISED
EVERY KID ON "BLACKISH" A CAR.
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THAT IS NOT TRUE.
I ONLY ‐‐ NO, NO, DID I PROMISE
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YOU A CAR, TOO?
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>> YES.
I'VE REALLY, HONESTLY BEEN
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WAITING ON THE CAR.
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>> REALLY? HUH?
WHAT'S THAT, HUH, NASA?
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CORI
BUSH.
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WE'RE COMING UP TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
I GOT YOU. NASA.
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♪ ♪
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They are... exactly the same.
Yeah, they're identical.
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Actually, they're not.
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House 2 also has
Antioxidant Vitamin C.
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why wouldn't you
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choose the one with
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Choose Vizzy Hard Seltzer.
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♪ ♪
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>> WELCOME BACK TO JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE, I'M ANTHONY ANDERSON.
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OUR NEXT GUEST'S LIFE STORY IS
TRULY REMARKABLE.
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IT INCLUDES CHAPTERS ON
HOMELESSNESS, NURSING,
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PASTORING, ACTIVISM, AND NOW ‐
CANDIDACY FOR THE U. S. HOUSE OF
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REPRESENTATIVES.
A FEW WEEKS BACK, SHE DEFEATED A
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10‐TERM INCUMBENT IN THE
PRIMARY, AFTER DEFEATING
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COVID‐19.
PLEASE WELCOME THE DEMOCRATIC
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NOMINEE FROM MISSOURI'S FIRST
CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT, CORI
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BUSH.
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>> WOO!
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>> ALL RIGHT, CORI,
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR HUGE
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VICTORY, NOT UNLIKE THE UPSET
VICTORY THAT THE TRAIL BLAZERS
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HAD OVER THE LAKERS THIS,
EARLIER THIS WEEK.
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NOW TELL ME ABOUT THIS.
WHAT WAS ELECTION NIGHT LIKE FOR
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YOU, SINCE YOU ARE, OR YOU WERE
THE UNDERDOG.
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YOU UNSEATED OR YOU BEAT A
TEN‐TERM INCUMBENT, AND THIS
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SEAT HAS BEEN HELD FROM 1968 UP
UNTIL NOW BY TWO PEOPLE.
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A FATHER AND A SON.
TELL ME, HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO DO
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THIS, AND HOW DID YOU FEEL WITH
THIS ACCOMPLISHMENT?
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>> LET ME JUST SAY, IT WAS NO
SMALL THING, BUT WE BELIEVED,
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LIKE IN MY HEART I BELIEVED I
COULD DO IT.
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THE TEAM BELIEVED WE COULD DO
IT, BUT, YOU KNOW, WITH ALL THE
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ADVERSITY WE KEPT GOING, YOU'RE
THE UNDERDOG, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
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MONEY, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY NAME.
YOUR NAME IS BUSH.
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OH, YOU'RE A BLACK WOMAN, OH,
YOU HAVE DARK SKIN, OH, YOU HAVE
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BRAIDS.
THE DAY OF THE ELECTION I FELT
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IN MY HEART I WAS GOING TO WIN
THIS.
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I'M A NURSE, I'VE GONE THROUGH
MY COVID EXPERIENCE.
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PEOPLE KNOW WHO I AM.
LET ME SAY, WHEN WE MADE IT BACK
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TO THE OFFICE, I WAS OUT, YOU
KNOW, JUST TALKING TO PEOPLE AT
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THE POLLS.
THE EXCITEMENT WAS THERE, SO
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WHEN I MADE IT BACK, PEOPLE WERE
ALREADY GATHERING.
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THE PRESS AND EVERYBODY.
SO I HOPPED OUT THE VAN AND THE
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DEEJAY WAS LIKE PLAYING MUSIC,
SO I'M READY, YOU KNOW, I'M
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LIKE, OKAY, LET'S DANCE.
WE'RE JUST HAVING A BALL OUTSIDE
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THE CAMPAIGN OFFICE, AND ALL OF
A SUDDEN MY TEAM WAS LIKE PSSST,
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WHAT?
THEY USHERED ME INTO THE OFFICE,
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AND THEY SAID THEY CALLED THE
RACE FOR THE INCUMBENT, AND I'M
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LIKE, IT'S 1% REPORTING, LIKE I
WAS CRUSHED.
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SO I SAID OKAY, I'M JUST GOING
TO TURN ON, I'M NOT GOING TO
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LOOK AT MY PHONE, I'M GOING TO
TURN ON MY iPAD AND GO AND WATCH
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A MOVIE.
SO I'M TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE,
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS
NOTIFICATION I WAS IN THE LEAD.
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OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
EVERYBODY STOP.
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THEN I PEEKED UP AGAIN, AND ALL
I SAW WAS "CORI DEFEATS."
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AND I WAS LIKE SOMEBODY VERIFY
THIS.
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I'M LIKE, OKAY, I GOT TO PEE!
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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>> YOU ARE SO ST. LOUIS.
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>> I'M SO ST. LOUIS, YES.
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>> TELL ME THIS.
IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR CAMPAIGN,
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YOU WERE FIGHTING AND BATTLING
COVID‐19.
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HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO CAMPAIGN
FROM A HOSPITAL BED WHILE
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BATTLING THIS DISEASE?
AND RUNNING FOR OFFICE?
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>> YOU KNOW, IT WAS, IT WAS
REALLY A MIND THING, BECAUSE I
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COULDN'T BREATHE, LIKE BREATHING
WAS, YOU KNOW, EVERY SECOND OF
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THE DAY, LIKE EVERY BREATH I HAD
TO, YOU KNOW, FORCE AN INHALE
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AND AN EXHALE.
AND AS A NURSE, IT WAS LIKE OH,
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MY GOSH, I JUST FELT LIKE I KNEW
WHAT THIS COULD MEAN.
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AND I COULDN'T SLEEP, YOU KNOW,
BUT MY TEAM KEPT FIGHTING.
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SO THEY WOULD CALL ME, AND THEY
WOULD TRY TO ONLY COME AT ME
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WITH A BUNCH OF THINGS AT ONCE
SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TALK A LOT
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THROUGHOUT THE DAY.
THAT'S HOW WE MANAGED ON THE
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REALLY, REALLY BAD DAYS.
I'M ON A BED, ON A LIVE STREAM,
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ONLY AUDIO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
SEE WHAT MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE, YOU
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KNOW, IT WAS JUST REALLY, YOU
KNOW, AND I'M TALKING LIKE THIS.
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AND THEY'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU SOUND TERRIBLE, GET OFF THE
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LIVE STREAM.
WE NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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BUT THE TEAM IS AMAZING, AND WE
KEPT GOING.
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I WAS NOT GOING TO LET, LOOK, I
WAS NOT GOING TO LET COVID‐19 OR
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THE SYMPTOMS OF IT STOP ME FROM
REACHING THIS GOAL BECAUSE I
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FELT LIKE I CAN'T BREATHE RIGHT
NOW, BUT IT'S TEMPORARY.
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BUT MY PEOPLE IN THIS DISTRICT,
WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO BREATHE
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FOR A LONG TIME, AND WE WON'T BE
ABLE TO BREATHE WITH ALL OF OUR
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STRUGGLES UNLESS SOMEBODY STEPS
UP THAT REALLY CARES.
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>> ALL RIGHT, I'M NOT GOING TO
SAY "IF ELECTED", WHEN ELECTED,
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WHAT IS THE NUMBER ONE ISSUE FOR
YOU? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IN
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OFFICE?
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>> SO, NUMBER ONE ISSUE IS
EQUITY. THAT'S GOING TO AFFECT
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EVERYTHING.
IT'S GOING TO BE RACIAL EQUITY,
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ECONOMIC EQUITY, MAKING SURE OUR
PEOPLE ARE CONNECTED WITH THE
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HEALTH CARE THEY NEED, COME
BEING IN THE DOOR I NEED SOME
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COVID‐19 RELIEF.
THIS COMMUNITY IS HURTING SO BAD.
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YOU KNOW, WE GOT HIGH HOMICIDE
AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S TIME OUT FOR
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THAT. I'M TIRED OF SURVIVING ST.
LOUIS. IT'S TIME FOR US TO LIVE.
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LIKE I SAID, MURPHY LEE SAID AT
THAT BEST. I'M SO ST. LOUIS.
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SO I'M REPRESENTING THE PEOPLE.
I DON'T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE
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MYSELF RIGHT NOW.
I'M A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE
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PEOPLE, AND I'M ABOUT TO CHANGE
THAT.
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>> YES, YOU ARE.
YES, YOU ARE.
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AND TO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL BROWN
SISTERS OUT THERE WITH TATTOOS,
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WITH BRAIDS, YOU REPRESENT THEM
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, I CAN'T
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WAIT FOR YOU TO GET INTO OFFICE,
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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♪ ♪
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Cheetos has popcorn now?
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Hey, I'm going to
need you to... never mind.
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You can’t touch this. Help!
You can’t touch this.
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You can’t touch this.
You can’t touch this.
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I trust you. Stop! Hammer time.
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♪
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I touched it!
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Cheetos Popcorn.
It’s a Cheetos Thing.
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Get extra napkins
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when you order a hot‐and‐juicy
Quarter Pounder.
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A normal amount of napkins,
just won't do.
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♪ ba da ba ba ba ♪
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♪ I got new jeans,and some new fleece ♪
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♪ New school year,whatever that means ♪
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♪ From the sporty chicto the STEM star ♪
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♪ Go show off your ’fit,let’s raise the bar ♪
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Whatever this year looks like,
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get fresh looks at Old Navy
and OldNavy.com.
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♪ ♪
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>> THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE'VE GOT
TONIGHT.
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I'D LIKE TO THANK YARA SHAHIDI,
CORI BUSH, DEON FORREST, MY DUDE
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JIMMY KIMMEL, AND SORRY TO MATT
DAMON. NOBODY LIKES YOU.
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NIGHTLINE IS NEXT.
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