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WEALTH AND PROSPERITY

This is the lotus seed soup
from last year.

It's a new year
and we still haven't finished it.

You all know what to do. Finish it today.

The God of Wealth is here.

The God of Wealth is here.

Kid, I've seen you every day
since New Year's Eve.

Seeing the God of Wealth every day
makes you richer day by day.

You speak well.

You've got so many.

The God of Wealth gives them all away.
It's for luck.

Here's your red packet.

- Give them all to me.
- Here.

Thank you, sir.

What? So stingy.

It's ready.

Oh, my!

Are you all right?

- How are you?
- I'm okay.

I'm asking about my son
who's in your stomach.

Ridiculous! How do you know it's a boy?

I just know.

The four of you, listen.

- Especially the one in the bathroom.
- What?

Don't you touch my peach blossom tree.

A bud came out yesterday.

That's a symbol for luck.
It's going to be a son.

Well, Dad, that's not scientific.

What? Not scientific?

Dad, relax.

The lotus seed soup splashed all over,
symbolizing a son.

- That's luck.
- Now, this is what I want to hear.

- Move!
- Let's move.

What, Mom?

You really poured the whole pot of soup?

So we won't have it anymore?

That's right.

Thanks, Mom!

We finally got rid of it!

That's awesome!
We're finally free from it.

Happy New Year!

I'm recording for the estate's
New Year Treasures.

Chiu Dai is looking happy.

Dai Dai is playing cool.

- Loi Dai is getting prettier.
- Hey, kid.

Cut it.

You're migrating soon.

Here's a red packet for you.

I'm not sure when the next time is.

Thank you.

I'll be surrounded by deserts
in Australia.

I probably won't even get red bean buns.

Mr. Lui, I've got a gift for you.

- What is it?
- Farewell to Autumn.

It's a culmination
of all my work for the past years.

I spent sleepless nights editing it.

It documents our history
and ups and downs.

Us growing up.

So naughty.

Dad, your hair is so much whiter now.

Because you keep annoying me.

Come on, I'll cook
some herbal tonic for your hair.

- It's Mrs. Nam.
- And Mrs. Sai.

- It's Mom!
- That's me.

I look terrible.

I told you not to play mahjong
at the stairwell. See, it's awful.

I was just killing time.

Wow, that's Loi Dai.

I look terrible. Delete that!

This is the best part.

Why did you record me
with that awful hairdo?

Mom, that's me.

I was so short then.

You've grown much taller.

Son, you're flying tomorrow.
You need to finish packing.

Bye, guys.

- Bye.
- Bye.

I wouldn't be emigrating
if it wasn't for you.

- Thanks for everything.
- Bon voyage.

- Bye.
- Bye.

This report comes to you live
from Hang Fung Bank.

A large group has gathered
at the entrance this morning

after the news of its closure.

The Finance Secretary adamantly
denies the buying out of Hang Fung.

A news anchor has been arrested
for charges of public disturbance

after spreading fake news.

Based on these people's desperate cries,
they must have lost their savings.

Don't dwell on it, dear.

Money is superficial.

We just had some bad luck.

We lost our money,
but we're still doing fine.

We're not rich,
but we're content with what we have.

Yes.

I lost my job at the TV station,
but I'm now an interview director.

- That's right.
- That's right.

Why haven't you guys changed?

We're going out.

- Okay.
- Go get changed.

We'll be visiting many people today.

Watch your manners.

You girls.

Hey, don't forget to get
lots of red packets.

They just won't stop chattering.

They've been digging
here and there non-stop.

There is not even
one complete road in Hong Kong.

Hey!

Goodness.

You need to look left and right
before crossing.

Cross only when it's clear.

- We're taking a taxi?
- So extravagant.

I'm visiting my boss.

We need to be classy
when we arrive at the door.

You get to study overseas,
thanks to his support.

Taxi, hey!

- Hey, wait up!
- Wait!

- Where to?
- Kowloon Tong.

It's not on the way.

I'm not hitchhiking. I'm paying.

It's not the standard protocol.
Hail a taxi from the opposite side.

- Is there a protocol for hailing a taxi?
- You're stopping the Earth from turning.

What a douchebag.

Get in.

Stop! Get on!

- Okay.
- Don't you move.

- To Kent Road.
- All right. Conduit Road.

There's heavy traffic as usual
heading to Kowloon New Territories.

Cars are close to each other
on the Third Line.

It's basically a standstill
at the Cross-Harbour Tunnel.

Lion Rock Tunnel heading for Kowloon,

Chang Long to Sha Tin,

Argyle Street to Nathan Road
are jammed with cars.

All the nine main roads have massive jams.

The public is advised
to avoid these routes.

Sir, there's a traffic jam ahead.
Should I go around?

Sure, go around.

This road is even worse. Another route?

- Again?
- Just do it.

Go ahead.

Hey, sir. Are you taking a detour
across the strait?

Conduit Road is at Mid-Levels.
We have to cross the strait.

- No, I said Kent Road.
- At Kowloon Tong.

You should've said so sooner.

I have to ask you, sir.

How to go to Kent Road?
You need to guide me.

Wasn't this tested
when you got the taxi license?

- Right.
- I'm not familiar with Kowloon.

This is a Hong Kong taxi.

You need to turn right here.

I can't turn here.

You should've told me earlier.

I'll turn at the next junction.

You can't turn right at the next junction.

I'll just go straight.

Until I can make a right.

So this is Kent Road.

Thank you.

Thank you?

The fare is 48.20 dollars.
You need to give me 80 cents.

I have no small change.

No small change?

Give me a dollar.
I'll give the remaining balance.

Sorry about that.

What? You need to give me my change.

Consider it a tip. Let's go.

The rate has gone up.

Have your small change
and go buy some snacks.

Did you hear what he said?

What a jerk.

Not everyone is like that.

Why are you angry on the New Year?
It's just small change.

Small change amounts to something too.

It has to start somewhere.

Hold up.

Do you remember the phrases?

"One hundred on your chest.

Ten dollars in your pants.

Keep dollar coins handy.

The American dollar
is in the back pocket."

Don't give out the wrong ones.

Don't give anything unless necessary.

Listen up, you three.

Once you get inside,

you need to do your best
and give everything you've got

to get lots of red packets.

Because starting next month,
I'm cutting back on your allowances.

You'd better be smart about it. Let's go.

Go!

- Have a drink.
- Those two giving out red packets

are my superiors.

I have a lot of respect for the older one.

But I dislike the younger one.

He's stingy and petty.

He's a wolf in sheep's clothing
who likes to bully me.

Have some tea, ma'am.

Thanks.

Hey.

Keep it handy.

"Keep dollar coins handy."

Hey, your pants.

My pants.

Thank you.

Hello.

- Hi. Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year.

Long time no see.

How many children again?

- Three.
- Four.

One is in the tummy. It's almost due.

- Happy New Year, miss.
- Happy New Year.

Is this your son?

It's the big boss' son.

I see. Your chest pocket.

Here you go.

- Thanks.
- Sure.

- Mom.
- This must be your son.

Yes, he's my second son.

From your back pocket.

- The green dollar bill.
- We give everyone a red packet.

- One for each.
- I see.

Boys, come out, all ten of you.

- Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!

All from the back pocket.

- Here you go.
- Thanks.

Don't just stand there. Get moving.

Will do!

Sir.

Wishing you wealth and prosperity,

good health and long life.

Girl, save the greetings.

I'm not married yet.
I can't give out red packets.

Mom, he's not married.

Happy New Year.

- Same to you.
- Happy New Year.

Back pocket will do.

It's all gone.

Thanks for the red packet.

- Who's that?
- No idea.

Are you stupid? Why did you give it
to a random person?

Just like Bill.

He asked me to be a guarantor,
so his daughter can study overseas.

I'm glad to be of help.

Come and thank him. Quickly.

- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you.

You need to study hard.

Don't let your parents down.

- They know.
- I will.

They know.

My view on life has changed.

I became the president of Tung Wah
to gain power and wealth.

I try my best to help others.

Especially poor people like them.

I want to guide them in making money.

With money, anything is possible.

No money, no talk.

- Indeed.
- Amazing.

Mom, we want to watch a movie.

It's almost dinner time already.

How big is Hong Kong?
We'd be home in no time.

Get dinner ready and we'll be home to eat.

- Listen to your daughters.
- Are you coming?

No, I'm going to ask for more
red packets from our neighbors.

- We'll get off here. Bye.
- Bye.

By the way,

give me all the money you received.
I'm saving them for later.

Dai Dai and Loi Dai, wait for me!

Be careful!

- Your daughters.
- Not yours?

Tour members from Taiwan,
please come to the front.

Taiwan tour? Come this way.
To the front, please.

To the front.

- Excuse me. Make way for us.
- Goodness, she's so fat.

Make way for us.

- He's really fat.
- Thanks.

Filipinos again.

They're everywhere.

- When will you pay your debt?
- End of this year.

Why not now? You promised.

Those are Vietnamese.

- You're saying that you don't have money?
- Don't worry.

Hong Kong is being overrun by immigrants.

When will we have our land back?

Next station, Wong Tai Sin.

Excuse me, comrade.
I'm getting off at the next stop.

Thank you, comrade.

- What a simpleton.
- Quiet.

Don't make fun of others.

- Just two stops.
- Be quiet, you.

It's so stuffy.

The Hong Kong subway is terrible.

Is this train actually air-conditioned?

Look at that. How unhygienic.

- Gosh.
- Don't be so fussy.

Is that your uncle?

- More likely yours.
- We've only been here two days.

They're looking down on Hongkongers.

We'll soon have to suffer
under their rule.

No wonder so many people are emigrating.

What's so great about Hong Kong?

It's crowded with barbarians.

Everyone pretends to be busy.

- She said you're a barbarian.
- You are.

Hong Kong is a developed and booming city.
That's why there are so many people.

We should be more objective.

Hong Kong has its pros,
so does our motherland.

- To each its own.
- Hey.

Not all of them are rude.

There is riffraff in every society.

See, that gentleman is smart.

We will do fine if people like him
rule over us.

Things are so expensive here.

They've been poisoned by capitalism.

The people are cunning, greedy
and they idolize the Westerners.

They need to restructure.

Do you hear that? Don't be so greedy.

Stop gambling so much.

- Otherwise, you'd get labor reform.
- Stop scaring me.

Don't play so much mahjong.
They might think you're corrupt.

Hong Kong is truly
an international metropolitan.

It keeps the mainland open to all.

We're now "One Country, Two Systems."

Hong Kong will remain unchanged
for another 50 years.

Hey, no need to fret.

I told you the man behind us
is a good person.

Let's get off.

The only bad thing? No spittoons.

He's good indeed. He knows kung fu.

Hurry up and wipe it off for me.

- Why me?
- Just do it.

- Morning, Bill.
- Morning.

Hey, Bill.

- What's up?
- We've got a scoop.

Do you want the front page?

What do you mean?

"Bank manager's embezzlement

for stock speculation exposed."

You call that news?

Embezzlement is not news.

So are we using it for the front page?

We're at a time where everything
requires approval.

That's why I'm asking you.

I'll ask the manager.

Decide on it quickly.

I need to have my byline on this piece.

Hold onto this stock, it'll keep rising.

If I hold onto it too long,

my daughter might discover
we're manipulating the stock.

Your daughter has too much
on her plate to care about us.

Come in.

Sir, we've got a scoop.

"Brothers conspired in corruption,

embezzling public funds
for stock speculation."

Can we put this as the front page?

Take a seat first.

Okay.

This is the gist. Two senior managers
of a financial company

took the boss' money
for stock speculation.

However, they were outed by a subordinate.

This is nothing new.

It doesn't matter
if it's at the front page or not.

Those two managers are quite dumb.

They've already made money.

They could just shut the snitch up
with money.

What do you think?

Leave that here, so we can take a look.

Think about it and let me know soon.

He's clearly extorting us.

Damn, there's sauce all over.

What is it?

Look, the shirt has sauce all over.

Hey, don't you know civic manners?

Your children are doomed.

I just told them off.
Why are you doing the same?

Goodness, everyone does it.

No wonder you can't have a son.

I have a method to help you bear a son.

Hey.

Do your homework.

It's time.

Dear, come here.

Dear, be good and cook the rice for me.

- I have something to do.
- I've never cooked rice.

It's easy. You have a rice cooker.

- Just press the button, that's all.
- What?

You can do it. Did you forget?

Your nickname is Genius Bill.

Nothing is impossible for you.

The training is in Canada.

I'm going to fight for the chance to go.

Ouch.

Mom!

I was watching the finale.

This one just started.

- Ladies and gentlemen...
- Genius Bill.

It's time to reveal the lucky number.

Now, the prize money is very grand.

All right.

Hey!

- Did we win?
- We're winning.

- Are we eating?
- Yes.

You guys go ahead.

Eat what exactly?

It's you.

You asked the genius to cook

while you wait for the lottery number?

You bought so many.

I've already cut it down. Did you forget?

I used to buy this much.

All right, sure. We're hungry.
Go and cook.

Chiu Dai, record this for me.

I'll compare numbers later.

Time to eat.

Dinner is ready.

Go and take the soup.

Did you record it?

You can just play it back.

Mom, do it after we eat.

You're such a gambler.

Stop dreaming. We'll never win.

You only get lucky once.

Give it up already.

I already bought the tickets.

You know, the prize money keeps going up

because people buy
and never check the numbers.

Those who don't check usually win.

Where are my lottery tickets?

Oh, dear.

- Where are they?
- Mom, what are you looking for?

I can't find my lottery tickets.

- Help me find them.
- Mom, the egg is not cooked.

Who cares?
Hurry up and find the tickets for me.

I saw you holding them in the kitchen.

Kitchen?

- Did you throw them away?
- I'd throw you out first.

Come and eat, girls.

We've got a special dish tonight.

Meat pie steamed with Mark Six.

I wonder if they'll accept this if I win.

Wait for my call, thanks.

Hey, Bill.

Big news.

You always say that when you see me.

The snitch from the financial company said
if we won't expose it,

he'll go to another publication.

We need to get approval first.

- Get it done then.
- Be right back.

I've thought about it.

There's a hidden meaning
behind Bill's words.

He just wants us to pay him
to shut him up.

- That's blackmailing.
- It doesn't matter.

We'll give him something

and then transfer him
as far away as possible.

We must make a quick decision about Bill.

We can't let him stay here.

- We need to decide now.
- Okay.

We'll issue a notice right away.

Bill, you want to see the manager?
They're in a meeting.

I can wait.

I did my research.

The stocks have been rising.

They'll keep rising if we buy more.

- Do you think it's worth it?
- Yes.

I won't be able to sleep if we don't.

Then, do it.

Bill, is this urgent?

Never mind.

I won big last night.
I'll be treating everyone.

Bill, what are you writing?

- A novel?
- Resignation letter.

What's up? Why are you so agitated?

- Here.
- I'd rather quit than get fired.

Calm down and drink some lemonade.

My hand is shaking so much
that I can't write properly.

You write down what I say.

Okay, I'll help.

Damn you, you douchebag manager.

You're a worthless bastard.

Your children will be doomed.

What? You're cursing his children?

- No need to be so harsh.
- Yes, I do.

Just write it down.

I've been working hard day and night

for the sake of the company

without getting any credit.

This is the last stake.

Bill, congratulations.

What now?

The manager asked me to send out
a memo about your promotion.

- A promotion?
- Right.

Yes, you're going to be
the chief editor in Canada.

I'll go visit you when I'm free.
I need to make copies.

Damn. Watch where you're going.

You dropped this. Be more alert.

I just got lucky.

I wasn't fired. I got a promotion.

That's a turnaround.

- Where's the letter?
- The resignation letter?

The secretary took it
to the manager's office.

Bill, what is it?

I need to see the manager about something.

- You can go.
- Okay.

Bill, what are you doing here?

I came to deliver a letter to you.

- You can leave it.
- Leave it?

- On the table.
- Okay.

Take a seat.

- I want to speak to you.
- Okay.

I released a memo about you.

I'm sure you'll be over the moon
when you see it.

I can't smile now.

That letter.

This letter has no stamp nor address.

"Damn you, you douchebag manager.

You're a worthless bastard.

Your children will be doomed."

Sir, I'll be outside.

No, sit down.

This letter is clearly written
by an unsatisfied employee.

- You have to hear it.
- I don't want to.

You have to. We have to empathize
with our subordinates.

It's grassroots management.

"I've been working hard day and night

for the sake of the company
without getting any credit."

This employee seems to be loyal
to the company.

- Thank you.
- What?

Nothing.

"You're taking away my sustenance.

You'll be damned.

You'll be struck by thunder

and die a tragic death.

You'll lose everything,
your family and your belongings.

Signed,

Anonymous."

What a hopeless guy.

He dares to write it
but not state his name.

Somebody! Help!

Bill passed out
after hearing about his promotion.

Take the dried, salted fish too.

No, it can't be brought in.

What? I've been eating it for years.

- I mean, it can't be imported.
- Great news!

- Great news!
- What?

My company is sending me
to Canada for training.

We can go together.

- We can look after each other then.
- That's right. We're sisters after all.

Life as a foreign student is boring.

I know, I already expected it.

Hey, let's make it clear. We won't get
in each other's way over there.

I'll do my own thing, you do yours.

- Don't be a snitch.
- I won't.

I'm finally going to savor
my freedom away from home.

- It's going to be fun.
- Great news!

Dear, I have good news.

What is it?
Is China not reclaiming Hong Kong?

I've been transferred to Vancouver
as the chief editor.

- What?
- What? You're going to Vancouver?

The boss offered to handle
our emigration process.

The whole family can go.

We'll live in a big house.

Isn't that good news?

- Not to us.
- Not to us.

Congratulations on your naturalization.

As a Chinese,
I shouldn't congratulate you.

But as a Chinese, I envy you so much.

Hongkongers are the most pitiful.

- We are stateless.
- Goodbye.

- Thanks for sending us off.
- Thanks for the TV.

Thanks for the fridge.

Thanks for the gas stove.

We've known each other so long.
It's all good.

- Goodbye!
- We're leaving.

Are you taking this flight too?

- Yes.
- Bye.

Come and hang out with me in First Class.

- Bye.
- What's so great about First Class?

He's crazy.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Our seats are here.

Hey, my seat is at the back.

- Over here.
- Excuse me, thanks.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, please.

Sit tight. Don't crush the baby.

It's hard not to sit tight.

When we're at the customs,
don't let them see you're pregnant.

Or else we'll be sent back.

With my shape,
it's hard to tell I'm pregnant.

That's true.

Welcome to our first-class cabin.

Let me put on the seatbelt for you.

- What?
- Your seatbelt.

Mom.

- It's not long enough.
- Is there an extension?

- Momo?
- Aren't you Bobo?

What a coincidence.

I'm surprised you still recognize me
after ten years.

Anyone would've recognized you
straight away.

So are you.

You're easily recognizable.

I haven't been called Bobo
since I left primary school.

Well, I chose the nickname for you.

How did you come up with such a cute name?

Remember how you often played
jumping rope then?

- All the guys wanted to watch you.
- Yes.

I got the inspiration for Bobo
while watching you jump.

Do you prefer steak, lobster
or lamb for dinner?

Steak with what kind of sauce?

We have black pepper, red wine
or hollandaise sauce.

- It's hard and dry.
- Just eat it.

Darn it. You two go ahead
and eat the steak.

I'll start with the salad.

- It smells delicious.
- Yes.

I went to Canada a few years ago to study.

I couldn't get a job after I graduated.

So I came back to Hong Kong.

I took it easy while looking for work,

but I couldn't find anything.

After having some fun there,
I'm now going back to Canada.

I can't play around after I get a job.

If there's no job,
then continue having fun.

There's a long queue at the toilet.
I need to pee.

- Just hold it in.
- I can't.

- I know.
- What are you doing?

Use the paper bag.
Cover yourself with the blanket and pee.

You're crazy.

- Where are your manners?
- It's better than peeing in your pants.

Hey, you better hold it in.

A contact lens.

Hey.

So many families are sharing the kitchen.

I barely have any space to turn.

I made do with rice and lard.

Chiu Dai has rashes on her back
due to the heat.

- Put this powder on her.
- Okay.

Hey, Teochew man!
Can you turn the volume down?

Shanghai woman, I can't swallow the food

without Su Rong's voice.

- What a jerk.
- Dear.

I received a letter
from the Housing Development.

We're moving into public housing.

- A new house!
- Really?

- Yes.
- Where is it?

- North Kowloon New Estate.
- Let's go check it out.

Come, we're going to see our new house.

This way.

It looks big.

It's ours!

- We can start over again.
- What?

I said we can start over again.

Wake me up when we get there.

Wow, this place is huge. We're in Canada.

Taxi is over there.

Let's go.

Goodness, even the taxi is bigger.
I can even stand up.

The whole HSBC building is here.

Wow, it's really big.

No construction in front too.

The house needs to match my position
as the chief editor.

Look, dear.

Westerners have such a relaxed life.

Dear, you should get
more sunlight like them.

It's good for the baby.

Let's go upstairs and choose our rooms.

Can I share a room with you?
I'm scared of the dark.

It's spacious,
but it needs to be cleaned up.

You should be thankful.

Many people come here as new immigrants

without a place to sleep.

They have to sleep on the floor for months

before they could get a bed.

- My room is so big.
- The closet is huge.

This commode is so big.

The back garden is so big.

The kitchen is so big.

The fridge is so big.

- Ask the postman where the supermarket is.
- Okay.

He said it's three blocks away.

Mom, watch out for the snow.

Watch it, Dad.

Cars come from the left side here.
Understand?

It's slippery on the snow. Come back here.

We don't have this in Hong Kong.

Dad, we only walked a block
and a half. I'm tired.

You're too young to be complaining.
Treat it as exercise.

Dear, I can't walk anymore.

Just another block to go.

This is even harder
than the Walk for a Million event.

We're finally here!

- It's a big one.
- Is this Wellcome or ParknShop?

What a big orange.

- Are those oranges?
- They are grapefruits.

Come here.

Come check this out.

It's filled with fruits and vegetables.

- Look at all the produce.
- Hurry.

These are oranges.

Look.

The orange is bigger than a baby's head.

- Take this one.
- Mom, that one is better.

There are more over there.

All of these are detergents?

This section is all bread.

Ice cream.

Ice cream.

Wow, so much ice cream.

How will I be able to eat them all?

Dad, I can't find Mom.

A big woman like her won't go missing.

Take a look around.

Hey, there is no price tag.
How will you know the price?

We don't use tags here.

- We use barcodes.
- Barcodes?

Isn't it better to be clear?
How will I know how much it costs?

With tax, the total is 82.39 dollars.

With tax?

The Tax Department here is worse
than the Hong Kong government.

Dad, Mom went to buy a lottery ticket.

Does lottery come with tax too?

How much is each stake here?

It's called 649 here. One dollar each.

That means six dollars per piece.

The last grand prize here was 2.8 million.

That's over ten million dollars.

That is only if you win.
Or you could just lose six bucks.

I'm the new chief editor
from Hong Kong. Are you the staff?

No, I'm the director's driver.
He's inside.

- You're starting today?
- Yes, sir.

A little gift.

I came to check in.

I want to meet the other staff.

Bill, this is not Hong Kong.

- You and I can handle everything.
- A publication with just two staff?

We'll work something out. Sit down.

Your job is to check overseas messages.

For Hong Kong, report bad news only.

Local news is important too.

You have to find your own stories.
Take photos too.

When you get back, get the shots developed

and do the layout yourself.

Do I have to do the typesetting too?

Do you know how?

If you don't, bring this draft

to the typesetting company at 14th Street.

Basically, it is a one-man show?

Everyone must work hard here.

I'm now putting money into your pocket.

There are three news stations here.

You need to familiarize yourself.

That's how you catch up with the trends

of the local government.

Don't delegate any work on Mondays

- and Fridays.
- Okay.

Nobody will be in the mood.

When you have time,
go out and meet people in the industry.

These places are ideal for discussion.

- Sure.
- People here love sports.

Sports like this?

No, I'm talking about games.

Watch more baseball or football
when you're free.

- Football.
- You mean Maradona?

Not World Cup football.

American football.
There's also ice hockey.

I don't know what they're chasing.

Dear, can't you help
with the cleaning up a bit?

I'm doing my research right now.
It's not for fun.

What are they doing?

Why are they bumping into one another?

This is more like my cup of tea.

This one is good. We'll watch this.

It's half price for the 2.30 p.m. show.

I saw the ads for this back home,
Romantic Love.

- Film critics have given it five stars.
- Okay.

I want to go too.
I want to watch Transfigured Monster.

You're not coming.

- Stupid kid show.
- What's up?

Dad, make them take me to watch
Transfigured Monster.

- We're watching Romantic Love.
- Romantic Love.

Don't be too romantic, you might get AIDS.

- What is Transfigured Monster about?
- The hero fights for justice.

It tears off human limbs, face and hands.

It gouges out the guts and chews them up.

- That's the one.
- ...a secret until now.

What is Romantic Love about?

A man and woman are marooned on an island.

Both try to survive and fall in love.
It's a heartwarming love story.

That's the ad.

- I want to make love to you.
- What a mushy story.

- All right. Transfigured Monster it is.
- Yes! I'll get changed.

- Where are they?
- I've checked the map.

- It's four stops away.
- Okay.

Hurry up.

We're here.
We're too late for the 2 p.m. show.

Let's watch another then.

- What? Transfigured Monster?
- What? Transfigured Monster?

- What a failure.
- What a failure.

That took you long enough.
Was the movie very long?

The journey was too long.

Did you two watch the mushy love story?

- We watched Transfigured Monster.
- Transfigured Monster.

Gosh, you didn't have to watch that
at the cinema.

Dad went to rent the VHS for me
from the supermarket.

I'm almost done watching.

Damn.

That's what you get for ditching me.

Dad, we can't survive without a car here.

It's so hard walking
to the supermarket and shopping.

Why don't we get a used car?

- Yes.
- We didn't come here to enjoy life.

The bus stop is right in front.

You should use your legs.

They'll get rusty if you don't.

What an idiot.

- Dad!
- Dad!

When I get my salary,
I'm getting a car first.

Dear, let me introduce you
to my mahjong buddies.

Mrs. Mo, Mrs. Lou, Mrs. Kong.

Unmarried ladies?

Dear, their husbands are in Hong Kong.

They're all married.

We're better off single.

Right. My husband is an astronaut.

He left me here to give birth.

An astronaut just goes into space.

I hardly see my husband at all.

It's not that different
from being a widow.

You guys continue playing.

I'll make some coffee for you.

Dear, I can't believe you. That was rude.

I can't believe you.

You just have to play mahjong
no matter where you are.

Who are they?

I met them at the supermarket.
They live at Lonely Street.

"Lonely Street"?

Don't make a fuss.

They're living here by themselves.

The husbands are all working elsewhere.

There's a bunch of them
living on 12th Street, hence the name.

That's the sacrifice you have to make
when you emigrate.

Dad, let me introduce you to my boyfriend.

He's really nice. He's my classmate
from the hairdressing course.

He is Michael Johnson.

Like black coffee.

How long have you been out?

- A long time.
- What?

We got here after walking five blocks.

That's good.

This is as far as it gets. No more.

Someone is looking for you outside.
He wants to borrow the iron.

- Chiu Dai, where's the iron?
- It must be Punky.

Punky?

Dad.

This is also my classmate.
His name is Punky.

Wealth and prosperity to you. Hello.

I have the iron.

Spray some hairspray.

What are you doing?

You need an iron to straighten this.

Are you learning hairdressing
or having a circus?

There's another one.

Where did the smokehead come from?

Smokehead?

A Red Indian who sells cigarettes
at Chinatown.

Dad, you can be arrested
for racial discrimination.

Where is he going?

He needs to use the toilet.

Do you want to scare your mom?

See? Look at all the hoodlums
you met on your first day at school.

You told me to get to know
other cultures in a foreign land.

This isn't the way to do it.

Don't mingle too freely.

What are you talking about?

I mean not to befriend just anyone.

I need to talk to you. Come here.

I'm doing it for your own good.
Foreigners have different customs.

A foreigner is like an alien.

I have to have friends.

Make friends with Chinese people.

How about the guy on the plane?
The one with a lot of hair.

- Momo?
- Whoever it is.

But he's Chinese.
You can hang out with him.

He lives far away.

I'll give you the money for the taxi ride.

I'm not asking you to marry him,

but it's worth going out with him
and see how it goes.

Listen to my advice for once.

I saw you on the flight. You're Fat Fat?

No, I am not. My nickname is Momo.

My real name is Sun Wu Kong.

I can see the resemblance.

- Are you here to see my daughter?
- We're going out for a movie.

She's getting ready.
Come in and have a drink.

How long have you been in Canada?

I came here with my family when I was ten.

So, you're a naturalized citizen.

When you get married,
your wife will be naturalized too.

I might be naturalized,

but I'm not like
those pretentious Chinese.

I'm still a Chinese at heart.

Are you working or studying?

I just finished my Masters.
I am currently looking for a job.

That sounds promising.
You're set for a bright future.

My daughter won't starve.

Of course not. I will buy some snacks
before the movie.

A movie is not enough.

After that, take her to the beach.

Hold hands, have a stroll.

People freeze to death at the beach.

I'm not that aggressive with girls.

I prefer to take it slow,

like simmering rib soup with carrots.

Times have changed. Just use a microwave.

Using microwave will kill off
all the nutrients.

You don't have the chance if there are
three intruders stealing the house.

- Intruders?
- I mean, three boyfriends.

They call her every night
at very late hours.

I couldn't even sleep properly.

So, is she attached to them?

She might not like me at all.

It doesn't matter
whether she likes you or not,

as long as I do.

Do you like me?

You're not too bad.

Start rushing. Now is the best time.

You may fall if you rush.

She is my daughter.

I know her best.

She likes being praised for her looks.

Also, any ordinary woman

likes to be told they're beautiful
from age 5 to 60 years old.

Dear, who's here?

It's Fat Fat. Dai Dai's boyfriend.

Ma'am, you look wonderful.

She didn't seem impressed.

She's within the age limit.

- You still need to work on it.
- Dad.

Is that Momo?

- You didn't prepare anything?
- No.

Momo brought you flowers.

- Thanks.
- What beautiful flowers.

- You should thank your dad.
- Sit.

Bobo, let me take a look.

- Your ears are so pretty.
- My ears?

Take a look, sir.

You're right. I never noticed.

- Do you know why?
- Big ears?

- Or are they flat?
- Wrong.

Because there's one on both sides.

Nonsense! Everyone has ears on both sides.

Try something else.

Bobo, your hands are lovely.

- Thanks.
- Beautiful hands.

Look, all the fingers are separated
from one another.

- They are supposed to be like that.
- No.

Ducks have webbed feet.

Pedal slowly.

Yes, slowly. Go on.

Hold the handlebars straight.

Dad, don't let go!

Don't go too far.

Why is this bike still running
while parked?

Motorbike?

Vroom, vroom?

Distributing mail?

Such an idiot.

Take it easy. You can do it.

You can do it.

Are you all right?

It's all your fault.

You betrayed me.

I'm telling Mom.

Ma'am!

Gosh! Don't sneak up on me like that.

I made some fresh salad for you.

It's just salad. What's so good about it?

Chinese cooking is all about
the heat from the wok.

It's nutritious.

Can you see how big
the Westerners get after eating?

You won't eat, but the one
in your tummy needs it.

- That's true.
- Right?

Okay, I'll try it.

It's pretty good.

Of course. I grew them myself.

- Do you grow vegetables?
- Yes.

I majored in operational agriculture
in college.

What?

Operational agriculture.

Operate me?

Not operate you
but operational agriculture.

Hey, you better watch it!

I won't have you make fun of me.

- What's the matter?
- Dear.

He's disrespecting me and he's being rude.

- What did you say?
- Mom.

Dad made me fall down,
so I got all these bruises.

Oh dear, go and get them cleaned.

- What were you doing?
- She couldn't maintain her balance.

She'd never learn
if I keep holding onto the bike.

Sir, I made this for you.

- Salad?
- Yes.

It's good.

Of course. I only use
traditional fertilizer for my crops.

- What traditional fertilizer?
- My urine.

Don't worry. My urine is not contaminated.

Is that so?

I'll talk to you again when I'm there.

Hey, what's up with your outfit?

I'm buying a car.

- What? I want to go.
- I want to go too.

The one dressed the worst can come.

- Yes!
- Yes!

Salesmen are cunning.

They will take your money away
if you're dressed nicely.

Remember, your dad is a dishwasher.

You girls sell dim sum.

Keep a low profile.

Should we pretend
that we aren't your daughters?

Don't be stupid. That's not the point.

You will always be my daughters.
Am I your dad?

- No.
- No.

Hey.

Dad, this sports car looks good.

It matches the house.

Besides, it matches my outfit too.

This car?

Your mom will never fit in it.

Are you looking for a car?

We're giving out freebies
if you buy a car.

This sports car is good.
It suits the girls.

- Yes.
- This is too expensive.

This one is big enough.

It's a good one.

I'll give you a discount
since we're like brothers.

Miss, look. These are my wife
and two daughters.

They're spendthrifts.

I have to pay for the car and house.
Life is hard.

I have to sell at least ten cars a month.

He's trying to get our sympathy.
He can't fool me.

I have a huge burden too.

My two daughters spend
before they can start earning.

Sir, what do you do?

- My dad is a...
- I dye fabrics at a factory.

No, you're a dishwasher.

I'm doing odd jobs.

What is your price range?

Dad, forget about the price.

- We'll spend whatever it takes.
- Toilet?

- Where's the toilet?
- That way.

- Go to the toilet. Go.
- Okay.

She's been holding it in.

If you like this car,
how much are you willing to pay?

I'll give you a reasonable price.

Perfect. I'm expecting
a reasonable price too.

We're on the same page then.

Hey.

Sir, Bobo called and said
you're buying a car.

I must thank you.

I only managed to find this place
from your newspaper.

No wonder it has such high circulation.

So, is he a newspaper editor?

The chief editor.

He's in charge of
the whole North America region.

Let's get back to the topic.

This car doesn't fit your image at all.

He is dressed to the nines
every day for work.

- Really?
- Hey, she is at the toilet.

- Go and look for her.
- Okay. Bobo!

Since you're the chief editor,
this price is perfect for you.

We offer ten percent discount
for cleaning.

No need. I have four women at home
who can clean.

Does it include a radio?

- Sure, everything is included.
- How much is the radio?

Fifty bucks.

That's cheap.

Take it out. We don't need it.

That will cost you 60 bucks.

If we can't agree on the radio,
forget about the car.

This is the end of our discussion.
I'm cutting this conversation off.

The price is negotiable.
How about we offer 100 bucks off?

The conversation has reopened.

- What about 150 bucks off?
- Hello? What?

- Come again?
- 200 bucks off.

- Deal.
- Great.

U-SAVE

Mom!

- Hey.
- Dear, get in. We've got a ride.

Dear, when you shop next time,

you won't be wet from the rain.
There's no need to wait for the bus,

or freeze in the cold.

- Let's have a shower.
- Shower?

We're paying for a car wash this time,

but next time, you guys are doing it.

Goodness.

- What's wrong?
- Mom?

My stomach hurts.

Bear with it for a bit.
There should be a toilet outside.

No, it's not that.

I think the baby's due.

It hurts!

- Step on it.
- Hurry up and go.

- Let me check the map.
- Where are we now?

Stay calm. Don't panic.

Which way?

Turn right.

Dad, they practice left-hand traffic here.

I know. Tell me earlier for the next turn.

Take a left here.

Dad, you need to take the other lane
to turn left.

- Are we there yet?
- Everyone, stay calm.

- It hurts.
- Stay calm.

Come on, Mom.

Be careful.

Dear, it's not time.

It's just a stomachache.

I had too much green bean soup.

- What a joke.
- Let's go home.

- Wait here.
- Where are you going?

I was holding my pee because of you.
I need to pee now.

Call me once you settle in
at the dormitory.

I made this blanket myself.

- Keep yourself warm.
- Thanks, Mom.

This will be the first time you're away.
I'm really worried.

Don't nag so much.
I can take care of myself.

Water the plants.

I will. I'm the new owner now.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Bye.

Why are you crying?
She's only going to study.

I'll cry even harder
when she gets married.

- You guys are not getting married.
- Okay.

That's it.

- Thanks, I can take it from here.
- Okay.

- Bye.
- Bye.

You're from Hong Kong?

I understand Chinese.

I came from America.

- I'm an ABC.
- ABC?

I'm in my second year.
We're sharing a room this year.

You should change into your swimsuit.

- It's too cold to swim.
- Not to swim.

This dorm has a tradition.

Every year, there is a swimwear party
during orientation.

Old and new residents will take a photo
while wearing swimsuits.

- I don't have one.
- It's okay. I have another one.

Hurry up and change.
We don't want to be late.

Hurry up.

The party has started.

There you go!

I told you we'll get a show.

Pay up, everyone.

Hey, look here. Let us get a picture.

Help! Somebody help!

I wonder how Loi Dai is doing at school.
I miss her.

Is she okay with the food there?

I hope she's using the blanket
I made for her. I really miss her.

Why are you laughing?

Do you understand it?

Can't you hear the laughter?

You laugh when others laugh.
Don't be such a snob.

Why are you laughing?

- Why can't I when you're laughing too?
- Sure. It's burning.

Let's watch something we understand.

That movie again?
We've seen it hundreds of times.

It costs three dollars either way.

We should make the most of it.

Why are you skipping some parts?
We need to watch from the start.

You put on the socks before the shoes.

You talk too much.

Stop complaining all the time.

I have to keep repeating
because you won't listen.

That's called nagging.

But you just won't change.

That's complaining.

We're the only ones left in the house.
Who else should I nag?

Inflation is getting worse.

We need to save wherever we can.

You haven't gotten a raise in a while.

You should get a part-time job
when you have a break.

It's better than being a couch potato.

You'll become lethargic
when you watch TV more.

Hey!

I'm talking to you.
Will you stop watching for one second?

You've been unhappy with me
since coming to Canada.

Would you rather get a blond girl?

Rewind.

Fast forward.

It costs three dollars either way.

We should...

Fat lady, I'm going
to look for a blond girl now.

Enjoy your drama.

Blondie, come back.

Hello?

Hey! Dear!

Dear!

Dear.

Dear, please tell me you're okay.

Help us!

Help!

- What?
- Dear, you're okay. Gosh!

- My wife is alive!
- You've lost your mind.

Sir.

Do you know how to fix a car too?

What a nuisance. Can you fix it?

It's too far gone.
No need to waste your time.

I'll give you a ride.

I have an interview at No. 7 BC Street.

- Get in.
- What about this?

Nobody's going to steal
that piece of junk.

I'll call a tow truck later. Come on.

Aren't you too good to be a driver?

Almost everyone here is a college boy.
Jobs are hard to find.

What's your interview about?

A kid from Chinatown was killed.

He came from a rich family.

This is a scoop.

Damn white dude! The road is not yours.

That's clearly racial discrimination.

So what if you're white?

Damn foreigners.

Shit, we're in trouble.

We might as well go all the way.

Come on! Lend a hand.

Push.

Get in, hurry.

Let's slow down to provoke them.

Why did you stop?

They stopped, so I stop.

I have an interview to get to. Get moving.

Oh, no. We are stuck.

It's out of gas.

I'll trick them.

Hurry.

Hurry!

Hurry up!

Okay.

Faster!

This is the place.

Wrong house?
No wonder you didn't get anything.

You never look up the dictionary.

You keep using the wrong words.
How can you work for a newspaper?

Do you know what this is?

Don't fire me.

My whole family is here.

This is your application for immigration.

Fill it up.

I thought I was being sold here
as illegal labor.

But you're really helping me migrate?

Because you've got my secrets.

Stop pulling my leg, Bill.

How am I pulling your leg?

You better not say anything
back in Hong Kong.

Keep the dirty secrets to yourself.

I would never do that.
My neck is on the line too.

I'm not talking about that.
I mean the stock speculation.

What stock speculation?

But working in Canada
isn't that promising.

There's nothing wrong
with investing in stock.

There's only the two of us here.
You don't have to pretend.

I'm not.

Count me in if there's something good.

Stock speculation is better
than firing me.

All right, Bill. You may go.

Wait, leave the form here.

I'll fill it in after you sign it.

DIRECTOR'S OFFICE

Hong Kong Chao Chao Daily?
The manager, please.

Hello?

Bill actually has nothing on us.

We can continue the stock speculation.

And we'll fire Bill.

Oh, no.

It's starting.

Oh, dear.

It hurts.

Why isn't he picking up?

I knew it.

He's never with me
when I'm about to deliver.

Postman.

My stomach hurts.

The hospital...

Baby.

What an idiot!

I'll do whatever it takes for my baby.

Pregnant woman about to deliver!
Get out of the way!

Stupid driver!

I follow the rules, so I stopped.

Is she rushing to be reincarnated?

That's Mom!

It's so painful.

Your little brother is rushing
to be reincarnated.

Sorry for the bumpy ride.

She's going too fast.
I can't catch up with her.

Just go to the hospital.

Charge!

Get out of the pregnant woman's way!

Where's the delivery room?

I can't take it anymore!
Where's the delivery room?

Sir, my wife is in labor right now.

- I'd like to take half of the day off.
- You're asking for leave?

You're already on permanent leave.

You don't have to come back to work.

Mr. Lui.

Mr. Lui.

Mr. Lui.

Doctor, I'd rather not be inside.

No need for that. Congratulations.

Your wife had a smooth delivery.
It's a healthy baby boy.

I said it, didn't I?

He weighs 14 pounds.
A new record at this hospital.

Look how adorable he is. What a loud cry.

Yes.

I told you it's going to be a son.

Dear, you're the best.

I'm fine now. You can go back to work.

I took the day off.

You know how your boss is.

He might just give you a permanent leave.

Congratulations on your son.

Thank you. It has been a long wait.

I'm going to translate these
and bring them for typesetting.

Your two older daughters
will be working soon, right?

Not yet.

Now I've got another mouth to feed.

- Have some tea.
- Well,

you should stay at home
with the baby. Take a break.

I can't do that.

I feel uneasy if I don't work
for three days.

Besides, I can still work.
I'll work harder.

- Our company can't afford you.
- Never mind, cut my pay.

Just like the rubbish here.

I don't mind throwing this rubbish myself.

It's the Head Office's decision.
It's beyond me.

Please put in a good word for me.
I'm okay with half the salary.

Okay? Please?

- I'll check the messages now.
- Bill, sit down.

Sit down and gather your thoughts.

Then, pack up your things
and you may leave.

You're welcome to visit anytime.

We can chat.

Also, it is stated in the contract

that return flights are not included
if you are dismissed.

As for the house,

it will be reclaimed in a week.

Keep in touch.

Listen to Mom and Dad
when you're back in Hong Kong.

You're an older sister now.

You're a big girl now.
Be a good role model.

- I will.
- Remember to write to us.

I will.

Hurry up. The plane won't wait.

Let's go, dear.

Dad, don't worry.

I'll work hard and earn enough
for Loretta's tuition.

I will take care of her.

After you send us to the airport,
sell the car.

You two can use the money we get for now.

It's not going to be much.

Let's go.

Mommy is here. Play with this.

Dad, Mom, we're in Hong Kong.

- We're back!
- We're back in Hong Kong!

- I'm so happy.
- It's our homeland!

- Excuse me, please sit down.
- Okay.

- Please sit down.
- There's no place like Hong Kong.

How can we ever leave?

A hotel room costs 300 a night.

My back is stiff because of the bed.

We have to sleep under the flyover tonight
if we can't find a place.

Dear, the sharing flat we used to stay in
has a vacancy.

You mean that Teochew guy,
the Su Rong maniac.

- I'll go and make a call.
- We'll get snacks.

- Excuse me, can I use the phone?
- It's broken.

I told you it's broken.
It rings on its own.

- Hello.
- Okay, I'll be right there.

- Thank you.
- Hey, get in line.

Dear, do you want some food?

Hey, can you hurry up?

Can I make the call first?

What a nuisance.

Hello? I'm rich.

- The stock is rising.
- Hey, you.

Please give me five dollars.
Did you make a call?

I couldn't get a phone anywhere.

Hello.

- A mobile phone.
- Hello?

- Hello?
- Can I borrow your phone?

Oh, no. Run!

What about my change?
I gave you ten dollars.

It's gone.

- I think...
- Be good, my boy.

After so many years,

we're back to where we started.

All is not lost. Do what you can for now.

We got something from our time in Canada.

Our son was born there,
so he has Canadian citizenship.

See, we even have the birth certificate.

When he's older, he can help us
get the citizenship.

Do you still wish to go?

- And become second-rate citizens?
- You are.

Mom, I can't sleep.
The neighbor is so noisy.

Hey, Teochew guy!
It's late! Turn down the volume!

You and your husband
are happily chatting away there.

I can't sleep without listening to this.

He's crazy.
He should be in a mental hospital.

WEEKLY TABLOID

Bill, what a surprise to see
a veteran like you here.

But you've been away
from Hong Kong for some time.

You probably lost touch.

I don't think so.
It was only for seven months.

Hong Kong is changing so fast.
Seven months?

You'd be out of the loop
in just seven days.

Particularly, the entertainment industry.

I know quite a lot about it.

Do you know Raiders?

- No.
- How about Tat Ming Group?

- No.
- How about Tai Chi?

I know that one.

- Softly grasp the moon...
- No, please sit, Bill.

Who is the new Miss Hong Kong?

I happened to be away at the time.

Do you know Chow Yun Fat got married?

- I heard about it.
- Who did he marry?

Miao Hsien Jen?

You think this is Tempest?
He married Ms. Chen.

He finally married Chen Yu Lien.

Sound of mahjong?

- Bill.
- The old neighbors came to say hi.

They gifted us the stuff we gave them too.

Remember the old TV you gave me?

I love it.

Here, a little something to say thanks.

- Take it.
- You're too kind.

Just take it.

Bill, don't fret. Bad luck
only lasts three years.

After that,
things will start to be better.

- Just play.
- Don't simply say it.

I'm going to shower.

Hey, dear.

How was your job interview?

It's all Chow Yun Fat's fault.

Was he interviewed for the job?

It would've been fine if he had married
Chen Yu Lien.

- Hello.
- Dad, it's your birthday today.

Get lost.

It's okay. The phone bill is expensive.

- That's enough.
- Hello?

Loi Dai, what are you up to?

- I'm calling you guys.
- Right.

Is it cold there?

- Not too bad.
- Get to the point.

- How about your sister?
- She's fine.

She sells chicken at night.

During the day, she sells ice cream
on the mountain.

She didn't have to get an ice cream truck.

That saves more money.

She's making quite a lot.

Isn't that like the illegal hawkers
in Hong Kong?

You two are so self-sufficient.

I feel reassured now.

- What time is it over there?
- No need to ask that.

- Are you healthy?
- I'm good.

- Here.
- Don't eat too much junk food.

- It's not healthy.
- You're nagging.

Follow this recipe.
When you're cooking rice, add sausages,

- vegetables and oyster sauce.
- Enough already.

Add some meat if you have.

- Remember to wear more clothes.
- Okay, give me that.

Bye. That's all.

- You're terrible.
- I haven't talked to her yet.

I only got two words in.

- Sir.
- Look who it is. Bill.

Why didn't you call me
after returning here?

How could I trouble you?

I know what you're going through.
I used to be your boss after all.

If you need help,

don't hesitate to come to me.

Park the car for me.

Why is your brother awake?

He woke up because of the noise.

Hey, Teochew guy!
What are you watching now?

I'm listening to the news, Shanghai woman!

Lower the volume, will you?

Why? It's not past midnight yet.

I must keep the volume up.

Let's move to the next news.
This comes from Vancouver, Canada.

The first prize of the 649 Lottery

has remained uncollected for a year.

- I never checked the lottery ticket.
- The winning number is...

Mom, little brother is getting agitated.

- Mom, I think he peed.
- Change the diaper.

Which is tomorrow, December 24th.

- If nobody...
- Chiu Dai.

Did you catch the number
mentioned just now?

I didn't hear it.

Can you change the channel?

- Why? I want to listen to this.
- Whatever.

Are you crazy, Shanghai woman?

Did you come from the jungle?
Have you never seen a TV?

Shut up!

If nobody comes forward
to claim the prize by 24th,

the number will be voided.

I'll repeat the winning numbers again.
3, 9, 13, 19, 23 and 29.

I'm rich! Jackpot! We're rich!

- Jackpot!
- You must be dreaming.

- We're rich!
- What is wrong with you?

Mom, baby brother pooped.

We won 20 million.
We need to call Dad now.

Okay.

Wake up, crazy woman.

You wouldn't be living in this place
if you're rich.

You hit the jackpot?

You meant you hit the bed frame.

Stop dreaming.

I'm still waiting for you
to treat me abalone.

I'll treat you to some poop.

What the hell?

He's not in.

He's back.

We've been waiting
a long time for you, sir.

Your servant wouldn't let us in.

What is so urgent?

We won the Canadian lottery.
The prize is 20 million.

We hope you could borrow
20,000 for our flight.

We'll pay you back immediately
after we get the money.

It's true! Take a look at the ticket.

The numbers are 3, 9, 13, 19, 23, 29.

Twenty million?

So, about 100 million Hong Kong dollars?

Exactly 100 million in Hong Kong dollars.

People like you are so greedy.

You already got 200 from me today.

Now, you're asking for 20,000
just for this?

- Don't be crazy.
- Hey.

Drive.

- Hey, sir.
- Sir.

- Wait.
- Sir!

- Please wait.
- Hey!

Did you get the money, Dad?

The neighbors probably won't believe us.

Sometimes, you have to lie a bit.

I can hear the sound of mahjong.
They're here.

You've been on a roll.

- I didn't win any money.
- Hey.

- Where are your moms?
- Right.

They're back home watching dramas.

That's why we can have fun here.

Call them over.
We need to speak with them urgently.

There's nothing more urgent
than the dramas.

- They will never move.
- Unless there's fire.

Fire!

- Fire!
- Fire!

- Fire!
- Fire!

What? Where?

- Fire!
- What's happening?

Our house in Canada was on fire.

Our two, poor daughters
were terribly burned.

My poor sisters.

We just want to buy plane tickets
to go and see them one last time.

How awful!

Today, the Financial Secretary announced

the usage of 2 billion in order
to save the stock market crisis.

Stock Exchange Chairman, Ronald Li
spoke up at a foreign report

and was kicked out subsequently.

The Hang Seng Index plunged
over 1000 points.

It's the biggest drop in history.

This is terrible.

This is really terrible.

Resulting in the loss of trust
among investors.

- Hello?
- You two cunning brothers took my money

to invest in stocks?

You think I didn't know?
Don't play me for a fool.

I'm sending an auditor
to check all the accounts.

Whatever amount you've taken,
you need to repay it.

Director, please let me explain.

Director?

In Vancouver, Canada,

a winning ticket for Lottery 649
has not been claimed for a year.

The winning numbers are quite special.

They are 3, 9, 13, 19, 23 and 29.

The last day to make the claim
is tomorrow,

- which is December 24th.
- Bill wasn't lying.

Ms. Tung donated 5,000. Take it.

I got 4,000 here. Hope it helps.

Thank you. Here's 4,000.

Do we have enough for a plane ticket?

Mom, we have enough.

Thank you so much, everyone.

We need to hurry to the airport
to catch the last flight.

We should have enough time
to see them one last time.

Meat is allowed to spoil
in rich men's homes,

while travelers die due to the cold.

Like distance that
determines the stamina of a horse,

and time revealing a person's true heart.

I used to look down on you guys.

I thought you guys were ignorant,

who only knew how to gossip,
play mahjong and watch TV.

Mr. Mao was right.

Even butchers have a sense of justice.

The most dependable people

turned out to be you guys
in the lowest class.

No wonder Mr. Mao is now

the 7th Chairman
of the Kai Fong Welfare Association.

One day, I'll return the favor.
To the airport!

I've informed Dai Dai and Loi Dai
to fetch us at the airport.

- Let's go.
- Bye.

Hey, Bill.

You got your tickets?

- We've got the money, no thanks to you.
- Dear, who's this?

We don't know him.

Let's not joke around.

Where's your winning lottery ticket?
Can you show me?

Show you? You think we're stupid?

- Get it.
- Yes.

- What are you doing?
- No! Stop!

- Thief!
- Give it back!

- Hey!
- Thief!

Dear, let them go.

- I have it in here.
- How about our bags?

Just go.

SUNG WONG TOI

Search thoroughly. How about in there?

Damn it. Check the base too.

- There's nothing, sir.
- It can't be.

I don't believe it.

Hello?

You need to go to the airport tomorrow
to intercept them.

I couldn't snatch the ticket.

They managed to board the flight.
They're on the plane!

This is the captain speaking.

Due to bad weather,

we'll have to land
at Alaska International Airport.

Miss, what time will we be in Canada?

You'll reach in the afternoon, local time.

- There will be a delay.
- Afternoon?

- What time?
- That's cutting it close.

Yes. We have to pray hard
for divine intervention.

Amitabha, please help us.

- Why aren't they here?
- Right.

Over there.

Hurry up, where were you?

Dad, what took you so long?

The plane had to make a detour.
What time is it?

It's 4 p.m.

Only one hour left.

- How far is the place?
- 24th Street.

- I know where.
- I'll get the car.

- Hurry up.
- Hurry.

You're finally back.
Come have a seat in my camper.

- It's nice and warm.
- Who's this? I don't know him.

We know him.

Your brother already took all our stuff.

Grab the lady!

- No!
- Stop!

- Get in.
- Let me go!

- Dad!
- Get on.

- Chiu Dai!
- Get on.

- Come on, get on.
- Help!

- Chiu Dai!
- Come on.

- Mom!
- Go on.

That's better.

- Mom!
- Give me the ticket!

We're the winners.
Why should I give it to you?

If you don't, I'm going to kill her.

- Mom!
- Don't you touch my daughter!

Fine, I'll give it to you.
It's in my dress.

Mom.

Get off!

- Out!
- Ouch.

Bye.

Where did Momo go?

Momo!

- I'm rich!
- Yes!

That's the one. Chase them!

Faster.

- Give me back the ticket!
- Give it back!

Go faster!

Faster!

Have them cornered!

My ticket!

Here, get in the truck.

Get to 24th Street.

The ticket.

Wait, not so fast.

Beat him up!

Beat you up!

Chiu Dai, you go.

Okay.

This won't work.

- Go, Chiu Dai!
- Quickly!

Pedal faster!

Faster!

- Faster!
- Get her!

Make sure you get it back!

What? Do you want to fight?
Go ahead and bite me.

Go to hell!

Dad, hurry up.

Help! Somebody save me!

Help!

Help!

Dad!

Dad!

It's closed.

Where's Chiu Dai?

What is it?

It was already 5:10 p.m. when I got here.

I pedaled as hard as I could.

Don't cry, dear.

I supposed we're destined
to a life of hardship.

We've had two close instances with luck.

Forget it. Let's go.

Where do we go now?

I'm so hungry!

- Yes.
- Me too.

It's Christmas Eve. Let's have a feast!

- Hooray!
- Yes!

Merry Christmas.

Dear, we have no more money
to go back home.

We also owe our neighbors money.

We'll figure it out.

What matters is that we're all together
with food in our stomachs.

Thanks, Merry Christmas.

Dad, I have something to tell you.

Momo and I have decided to...

When and where did it happen?

That morning, Momo asked me to go jogging.

Just to jog? Go on then.

- Hey.
- Continue.

Sir, I wish to marry your daughter.

- Awesome!
- I told you to do it.

Dad, we'll be getting married next week.

- Congratulations.
- Thanks.

- Congratulations.
- Sir.

I'm only a truck driver. Do you mind?

I'm not any better.
I don't even have a job.

- As long as you're good to her.
- So happy.

- What did she say?
- It's time to pay.

Dear, you can sleep
at Momo's place tonight.

I'm meeting a friend
who can help me get a job.

- Get a job?
- Yes.

Dai Dai is getting married.
I have to prepare something.

Please take care of the rest.

- Go get some rest.
- Okay.

- Go on. Sleep early.
- Okay.

Something feels off.

I bet your dad is trying
to pick up that blondie.

There's no way I'm letting him.

- Wait, Mom!
- Mom!

Dear.

- Dad.
- Dad.

Dad.

Let's all help clean up.

- Okay.
- Okay.

You may come back tomorrow to work.

Tomorrow's Christmas.
The restaurant will be closed.

We will be open.
I have work for all of you.

We are open as usual on Christmas Eve.

Tomorrow is Christmas Eve?

You mean today, don't you?

Today is December 23. You dummy.

Yes, it's December 23.

Yes, it is.

Dear, wasn't our flight on December 23?

Yes, we spent the night on the plane,
so it's December 24 now.

No, you flew in on December 23,
and arrived here on December 23.

I get it. Hong Kong is 16 hours ahead.

Today in Canada is not
really today in Hong Kong.

Today in Canada means yesterday
in Hong Kong.

What today and yesterday? I don't get it.

It doesn't matter.
We can still claim the prize.

- Chiu Dai, where is the ticket?
- Here.

- Thank goodness.
- You said today's the last day.

It's not today. Tomorrow is the last day.

- Hooray!
- We're rich!

Do you still want to work?

Yes!

We can't be rich without work.

Hooray!

We're rich!

We're going to be millionaires!

We'll spend New Year in Hong Kong!

- Let's go!
- I'll give out many red packets.

Subtitle translation by Jay Wong