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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,478 - DOGS, THIS IS A VERY EXCITING TIME 2 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:11,479 FOR ROCQUE RECORDS. 3 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:12,580 WE ARE EXPANDING 4 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,115 AND WE ARE CLIMBING TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 5 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,383 - I'LL SAY. 6 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:18,086 THAT COAT CHECK OUTSIDE IS A NICE TOUGH. 7 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:20,254 - UH, WE DON'T HAVE A COAT CHECK. 8 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:21,755 - HUH? 9 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,791 - AND THANKS TO BTR'S SUCCESS 10 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:25,659 AND MY AMAZINGNESS, 11 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:29,930 I JUST SIGNED A LEGEND TO ROCQUE RECORDS. 12 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:30,931 BABYLACE. 13 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:31,932 - OH. 14 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:33,467 - BABYLACE? 15 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,769 ROCK MAGAZINE'S FOURTH GREATEST GUITARIST OF ALL TIME? 16 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:39,307 - WHO HOLDS THE RECORD FOR THE WORLD'S LONGEST GUITAR SOLO? 17 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:41,609 - WHO THREW UP ON THE QUEEN TWICE? 18 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:42,910 - THE SAME. 19 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:45,479 AND YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE WORKING WITH HIM 20 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,814 TODAY. 21 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:47,981 - WE GET TO SING WITH BABYLACE? 22 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:49,049 - YES! 23 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,784 - CLOSE. 24 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,753 YOU'RE BABYSITTING HIM. 25 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,021 - BABYSITTING? 26 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:56,457 WHY WOULD A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN NEED A BABYSITTER? 27 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:59,927 - GUESS WHO FOUND THE TIME MACHINE? 28 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:05,566 NOW, HOW DO I GET BACK TO 1984? 29 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:09,470 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 30 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:11,239 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 31 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:13,141 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 32 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:17,245 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 33 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:19,213 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 34 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:21,149 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 35 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:24,185 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME 36 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,453 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 37 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,255 - * HEY, HEY 38 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:29,190 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW 39 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:31,159 - * HEY, HEY 40 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,227 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 41 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:35,163 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 42 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,165 * OH-OH, OH-OH 43 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,532 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 44 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,001 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 45 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:42,570 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK 46 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:45,038 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE 47 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:48,709 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 48 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:53,181 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 49 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,352 - OKAY, BABYLACE, 50 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,987 MEET BIG TIME RUSH, 51 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:01,955 WHO YOU'LL BE SPENDING THE DAY WITH. 52 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,324 - OH, SPLENDID. 53 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:07,695 AND LET'S BEGIN OUR DAY WITH ME GOING TO THE BATHROOM. 54 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:12,566 - OH, UH, NO. 55 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,034 THE BATHROOM IS THIS WAY. 56 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:15,503 - AH, EVEN BETTER. 57 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:19,240 - GUSTAVO, WE CAN'T BABYSIT BABYLACE. 58 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,209 HE'S FAMOUS FOR TRASHING HOTELS. 59 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:22,810 - YEAH, NOT JUST HOTEL ROOMS. 60 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,612 ENTIRE HOTELS! 61 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:26,447 - YEAH, HE'S ALSO BEING INDUCTED 62 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:29,283 AT THE HALL OF ROCK AWARDS TONIGHT, 63 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:32,052 WHICH MEANS THAT KELLY AND I HAVE TO GO DOWN TO THE THEATER 64 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:34,722 AND MAKE SURE THAT HIS DRESSING ROOM IS PERFECT, 65 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:39,293 OR I'M GONNA END UP LIKE HIS LAST THREE PRODUCERS. 66 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,761 FIRED! 67 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:43,497 - OKAY, BUT I NEED TO SPEND THE DAY WITH JO, 68 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,898 'CAUSE THINGS ARE KIND OF AWKWARD, 69 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,234 BACK TOGETHER, 70 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:48,068 BUT SHE WAS GONE FOR SO LONG, AND I'M SENSING... 71 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:49,737 - STOP YOUR BOY TALK! 72 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:53,006 IT'S GONNA TAKE ALL FO YOU TO KEEP HIM ALIVE 73 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:56,310 AND GET HIM TO THE THEATER BY 5:00. 74 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:59,513 - AND HERE IS HIS MEDICAL KIT. 75 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,749 IN CASE HIS HEART STOPS. 76 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,317 AGAIN. 77 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:05,253 - WHOA, WAIT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS HEART? 78 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,254 [toilet flushes] 79 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,922 - NOTHING! 80 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:10,090 [clanging] 81 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:13,261 I'VE GOT THE HEART OF A LION, 82 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,496 WHO IS PRONE TO HEART ATTACKS. 83 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:23,771 - FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T NEED A BABYSITTER. 84 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:25,573 I'M IN THE SEVENTH GRADE. 85 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:27,174 - FINE. YOU WIN. 86 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:28,642 NO BABYSITTER. 87 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,511 - THANK YOU. 88 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,914 - I NEED YOU GUYS TO BABYSIT KATIE. 89 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:34,915 - CAN'T. 90 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,884 - WE ARE ALREADY BABYSITTING. 91 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:37,951 - WHO? 92 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,422 - THAT'S BABYLACE. 93 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:44,091 - MADAM. 94 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:45,626 - YEAH, AND WE GOT TO GET HIM 95 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,728 TO THE HALL OF ROCK BY 5:00. 96 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,564 - I SHALL BE ON THE BALCONY, LADS. 97 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,899 - SOUNDS GOOD. 98 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,467 WAIT. WE DON'T HAVE A BALCONY. 99 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,305 [all shouting] 100 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:58,906 [crashing] 101 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,775 - AH. 102 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,777 THE RIVIERA. 103 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,715 - WE'RE TERRIBLE BABYSITTERS. 104 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,149 - WHOA! 105 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:10,484 [tires screeching] 106 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,353 - WHOA! HOLD IT! 107 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:14,322 I NEED YOU TWO TO BABYSIT KATIE, 108 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,156 BUT SHE CAN'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE BABYSITTING HER. 109 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:17,224 - WE CAN'T-- 110 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:18,826 - BUT WE'RE BABYSITTING FOR GUSTAVO. 111 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:20,561 - WELL, IF YOU BABYSIT FOR ME, 112 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,229 THEN I'LL BRING YOU BACK A TOY. 113 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:23,331 - [gasps] 114 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:24,332 TOYS ARE COOL. 115 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:25,333 - VERY COOL. 116 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,534 - I'LL BE BACK AT 4:30. 117 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:29,737 DO NOT LET HER LEAVE THE PALMWOODS. 118 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:32,205 both: STEALTH KATIE-SITTING COMMENCE! 119 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,084 [blood pressure pump pumping] 120 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,218 - WELL, HOW IS HE? 121 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:46,620 ARE WE GOOD BABYSITTERS? 122 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,556 - HIS BLOOD PRESSURE AND VITALS ARE STABLE, 123 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:49,890 SO, YES. 124 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:50,958 - YES. 125 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,225 - THANK YOU, NURSE. 126 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,428 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD GROW OUT YOUR HAIR. 127 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:56,096 YOU'D BE MUCH PRETTIER. 128 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,801 - YOU KNOW I'M A GUY, RIGHT? 129 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,035 - NOPE. 130 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,674 - OH, THERE'S JO. 131 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:07,808 HEY, LOOK. 132 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,710 I KNOW WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HANG OUT TODAY, 133 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:12,012 BUT I HAVE TO BABYSIT A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN. 134 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,714 PLEASE DON'T ASK. 135 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,048 - OH, THAT'S FINE. 136 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,150 I HAVE A SCRIPT I HAVE TO GET THROUGH ANYWAY. 137 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,552 - GREAT. IT ALL WORKS OUT. 138 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,888 SO GOOD-BYE KISS? 139 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,426 OKAY. 140 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,160 THERE'S THAT AWKWARDNESS AGAIN? 141 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,962 - YOU THINK THAT'S AWKWARD? 142 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,231 TRY SEEING THE BOY YOU NEVER FORGOT ABOUT 143 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,401 KISS ANOTHER GIRL IN AN ELEVATOR, 144 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:35,736 THEN WAIT AROUND WHILE HE TAKES ALL DAY 145 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:38,138 TO DECIDE WHETHER HE WANTS YOU BACK OR NOT. 146 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,440 [elevator bell dings] 147 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,811 [slamming sounds] 148 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:44,978 - UH-OH. 149 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:47,080 SOMEONE'S GOT BIRD TROUBLE. 150 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,884 * BIRD TROUBLE 151 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,621 - FIRST UP ON THE SHOW, 152 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:55,556 PUPPY DOG WILL SING HIS MONSTER HIT 153 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:58,325 THROW 'EM UP, YOUR HANDS. 154 00:05:58,325 --> 00:06:00,728 AND AFTER THAT, BABYLACE COMES ONSTAGE 155 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,430 TO ACCEPT HIS AWARD. 156 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,765 - OKAY, FIVE GUITARS, 157 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,834 FOUR LEOPARD OUTFITS, 158 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,436 AND... 159 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:10,337 WHERE ARE THE JELLY BEANS? 160 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:12,973 - JELLY BEANS? WHAT JELLY BEANS? 161 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:16,777 - UH, THE 1,000 IMPORTED GREEN KIWI JELLY BEANS 162 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:19,680 THAT BABYLACE DEMANDS BE IN HIS DRESSING ROOM? 163 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,617 - NO BEANS MEANS BABYLACE WILL FIRE HIS NEW PRODUCER. 164 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,653 WHICH IS ME! 165 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:26,920 - I TRIED TO STOP HIM, 166 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,321 BUT HE HAS A VERY BIG BABYSITTER, 167 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,757 AND THEY DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH! 168 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,091 - WHOA, WHOA, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 169 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,360 WHO'S HIM AND--WHAT? 170 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:41,635 bang! 171 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,273 YES, HELLO. 172 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:49,777 WE WERE WONDERING IF PUPPY DOG MAY HAVE TAKEN SOME JELLY BEANS 173 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,713 FROM THE DRESSING ROOM NEXT DOOR. 174 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:55,783 - PUPPY DOG, YOU SEEN ANY JELLY BEANS? 175 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,722 - NAW, I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY JELLY BEANS. 176 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,258 - YEAH, HE HASN'T SEEM THEM. 177 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,727 - WHAT? 178 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:07,728 [door slams] 179 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,698 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 180 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:12,199 - JUST HANGING OUT IN THE CRIB, 181 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,868 YOU KNOW, GETTING OUR PUZZLE ON. 182 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,069 - HEY, YOU WANT IN? 183 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:18,939 THIS IS GONNA TAKE US UNTIL, LIKE, 4:30. 184 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,307 - NO, THANKS. 185 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:21,642 - UH, WHOA, WAIT. 186 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,511 WE'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN. 187 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,746 NOT LEAVING THE PALMWOODS. 188 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,114 NEITHER SHOULD YOU. 189 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,181 LEAVE. 190 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,282 - WAIT. 191 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,852 ARE YOU GUYS BABYSITTING ME? 192 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,522 - NAW. - WHAT? WHAT ARE THOSE WORDS? 193 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,123 - NO, I MEAN, WHAT'S MORE FUN 194 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:39,259 THAN HANGING OUT AND PUZZLING? 195 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,594 - EVERYTHING. 196 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,896 SO I'M HEADED DOWN THE STREET TO THE CONVENIENCE STORE 197 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,264 TO CHECK OUT THE NEW ARCADE GAME. 198 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,667 both: OH. 199 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:47,968 YEAH. 200 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,037 WE CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT. 201 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,440 - NOW, THIS IS JUST A PRECAUTION 202 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,943 TO MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T FRACTURE ANYTHING WHEN YOU FELL. 203 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:59,547 - OH, BUT NURSE, YOU'VE ATTACHED ME TO THE CHAIR. 204 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,014 - EXACTLY. 205 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,551 - NOW, JO'S NOT RESPONDING WITH TEXT KISSES. 206 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:05,853 I USED TO GET AN XO AFTER EVERY TEXT. 207 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,555 NOW THERE'S NO Xs. 208 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:09,156 JUST Os. 209 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,791 - KEVIN, 210 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,693 I COULDN'T BE THERE FOR YOU GROWING UP, 211 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:15,696 BUT I'M HERE FOR YOU NOW. 212 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,631 - YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT HIS DAD, RIGHT? 213 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,567 - MADAM, PLEASE. 214 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:22,570 NOW, WHEN A GIRL SEES YOU KISSING ANOTHER BIRD, 215 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,672 ALL SHE CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOU KISSING THE OTHER BIRD, 216 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,139 SO WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO 217 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:30,243 IS GET JO TO STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU KISSING THE OTHER BIRD. 218 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,378 - HOW? 219 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:32,913 - HEART ATTACK. 220 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:33,914 - HUH? 221 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:35,048 - I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK. 222 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,049 - WAIT, WHAT? 223 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,084 - SIDE POUCH, PADDLES. 224 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:38,118 PASSING OUT. 225 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,219 - OH, OH! 226 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,854 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK THESE THINGS. 227 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,691 - UH, BUTTON, PRESS, RUB, AND CLEAR ME! 228 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:44,825 - OKAY, UH, BUTTON, 229 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,259 PRESS, RUB. 230 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,494 CLEAR HIM! 231 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:48,662 [electrical zapping] 232 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,097 - [groaning] NOW, WHAT WE'VE GO TO DO 233 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,132 IS BLAST AWAY THAT BAD MEMORY OF YOU 234 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,134 AND REPLACE IT WITH A GREAT NEW MEMORY. 235 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,103 SO WHAT WAS HER FAVORITE THING 236 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:59,139 FOR THE TWO OF YOU TO DO TOGETHER? 237 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:02,610 - UH, WE USED TO LOVE GOING ON PICNICS TOGETHER. 238 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,678 - OH, THEN YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE HER 239 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,980 THE MOTHER OF ALL PICNICS. 240 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,448 * PICNIC TIME 241 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,683 * IS ON MY MIND 242 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,451 * TO WIN HER BACK 243 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,120 HEART ATTACK. 244 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,121 NURSE! 245 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,623 - OH, OKAY, UH... 246 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,791 BUTTON, PRESS, RUB, 247 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:18,992 CLEAR YOU! 248 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,027 [electrical zapping ] 249 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,095 - OH! THAT'S THE STUFF. 250 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:26,466 - BABYLACE-SITTING IS AWESOME. 251 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,637 - JUST SO YOU KNOW, 252 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:30,971 I WILL BE PLAYING THAT ARCADE GAME 253 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,340 AT THE CONVENIENCE STORE TODAY. 254 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,075 - SWITCH! 255 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,844 - AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, 256 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,478 YOU WON'T BE PLAYING THAT NEW ARCADE GAME 257 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:39,780 AT THE CONVENIENCE STORE TODAY. 258 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:40,914 SWITCH! 259 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,317 - BECAUSE WE ARE GONNA HAVE OUR EYES ON YOU 260 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:45,753 CONSTANTLY, 261 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:48,956 TAKING TURNS EVERY FIVE SECONDS. 262 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,223 SWITCH! 263 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,458 - GOOD METHOD. 264 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:52,960 IMPRESSIVE. 265 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,461 WHOA, LOOK, YOU FINISHED A BORDER. 266 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,864 - [gasps] both: WE DID? 267 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,699 [door slams] 268 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,701 - THAT WAS YOUR SHIFT. - NO, DUDE, THAT WAS YOUR JOB. 269 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,335 - NO, IT WASN'T. COME ON. KATIE! 270 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,172 - GOING SOMEWHERE? 271 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,606 - YOU CAN'T STOP ME. 272 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,741 - OH, REALLY? 273 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:08,942 KATIE CAGE! 274 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,911 [both making machine sounds] 275 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,881 - ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE LAMEST THING YOU GUYS HAVE EVER DONE. 276 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,683 - OH, YEAH? 277 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,184 MOBILE KATIE CAGE. 278 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,019 [both making beeping sounds] 279 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,690 - OKAY, GRILLED CHEESE. 280 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:23,824 [zapping] 281 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:24,858 GRILLED. 282 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,560 COLD SALAD? I DON'T THINK SO. 283 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,696 [zapping] 284 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:29,997 GRILLED. 285 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,131 SHRIMP? 286 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,199 [zapping] 287 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,300 GRILLED. 288 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,602 AND NOTHING SAYS A LITTLE ROMANCE LIKE... 289 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:36,636 [zapping] 290 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,637 A LITTLE CANDLELIGHT. 291 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,772 [exhales forcefully] 292 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,674 PICNIC IS SERVED. 293 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,943 - THIS WILL DEFINITELY HELP JOE 294 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,878 FORGET ALL ABOUT THE KISSING LUCY THING. 295 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,281 - PLUS, WHO DOESN'T LIKE SHRIMP? 296 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,384 PITY I'M ALLERGIC. 297 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,519 - WAIT, WHAT? 298 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,887 - THROAT SWELLING. 299 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,455 SHOCK SETTING IN. 300 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,857 - WAIT, WAIT! NO, NO! 301 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,225 [crashing] 302 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,426 - NURSE! 303 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,228 - ON IT! 304 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,802 - HEY, HEY, HEY. 305 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,638 THERE'S BEEN A SMALL COMPLICATION WITH THE PICNIC. 306 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:12,740 - OH. 307 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,074 DID YOU NOT WANT TO HAVE IT? 308 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,009 - NO, NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT, LUCY, IT'S JUST... 309 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,611 [record scratches] 310 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,080 - MY NAME'S JO. 311 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,314 - I KNOW, JO. 312 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,315 I KNOW. 313 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,151 JO. JO, JO. 314 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,518 JO, NOT LUCY. 315 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,554 JO. 316 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,757 [grunts] 317 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,358 - CLEAR, CLEAR. 318 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,126 - WHY ISN'T HE UP AND SINGING? 319 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,627 - THEY'RE OUT OF POWER. 320 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:35,996 - THEY'RE WHAT? 321 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,898 - I DON'T KNOW. I THINK I USED THEM TOO MUCH, OKAY? 322 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:38,899 CLEAR. 323 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,468 CLEAR. 324 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,203 WE'RE TERRIBLE BABYSITTERS. 325 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,578 - WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 326 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,013 - DON'T LOOK AT ME. 327 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,615 YOU'RE THE FUTURE DOCTOR WITH ALL THE KNOWLEDGE AND STUFF. 328 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:59,552 - OKAY, UH, FIRST, UM, WE DIAGNOSE THE PROBLEM. 329 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,587 HE LOOKS DEAD. 330 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:01,922 - OKAY. 331 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,257 - SECONDLY, UH, THE SEARCH FOR THE CAUSE OF INJURY. 332 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,492 - SHRIMP? 333 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,460 - AND SO I SHOULD, UH, ADMINISTER... 334 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,362 AN ALLERGY INJECTION. 335 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,968 WHOO! THAT WAS CLOSE. 336 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:15,969 - SO DO IT! 337 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,570 - OH, RIGHT. 338 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,072 - OH! 339 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,107 OH. 340 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,174 THANK YOU, NURSE. 341 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:24,444 YOU'RE AS STRONG AS YOU ARE FEMALE. 342 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,813 - YOU KNOW I'M A GUY, RIGHT? 343 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,280 - THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 344 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,315 SON. 345 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,516 SON. 346 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:32,219 YOUR PICNIC. 347 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,822 LOOKS LIKE IT WENT AMAZING. 348 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:35,889 - ACTUALLY DIDN'T GO AT ALL. 349 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:36,957 - OH. 350 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,225 - 'CAUSE YOU SORT OF DIED ON IT. 351 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,828 AND THEN IN A PANIC, I CALLED JO LUCY. 352 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,596 - OH, THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME TO FIX THINGS. 353 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:47,167 FIRST, WE'LL NEED MORE OF THESE GREEN LEG STICKS. 354 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,401 - WHY? 355 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,138 - BECAUSE I'VE REALIZED THAT I LOVE SHRIMP. 356 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,672 - DON'T EAT THAT. 357 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,976 - HERE COMES THE SWELLING. 358 00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,513 - LOOK, PUPPY DOG, YOU'RE VERY TALENTED. 359 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:04,852 BUT BABYLACE IS VERY FOND OF IMPORTED KIWI GREEN JELLY BEANS. 360 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,553 AND IF THOSE ARE NOT IN HIS DRESSING ROOM, 361 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,921 THEN HE WILL FIRE ME. 362 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,123 NOW, GIVE ME THOSE JELLY BEANS! 363 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,160 - HERE YOU GO. 364 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,763 - YEAH, THERE YOU GO. 365 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,198 - FORGET BABYLACE. 366 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,567 THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS ABOUT TONIGHT 367 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,568 IS ME. 368 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,070 HIT IT. 369 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,204 * THROW 'EM UP, YOUR HANDS * 370 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,372 * THROW 'EM UP, THROW 'EM UP * 371 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,739 * THROW 'EM UP, YOUR HANDS * 372 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:27,941 * THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT * 373 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,209 * THROW 'EM UP, YOUR HANDS * 374 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,543 * THROW 'EM UP, THROW 'EM UP * 375 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,879 * THROW 'EM UP, YOUR HANDS * 376 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,146 * THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT * 377 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,582 * THROW 'EM UP * 378 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,918 - OKAY, THAT KID IS A TOTAL BRAT. 379 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,287 - WHO FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, 380 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:43,891 BECAUSE I CAUGHT EVERY RUDELY THROWN JELLY BEAN. 381 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:47,227 AND COMBINED WITH THE ONES THAT WE FOUND ON THE FLOOR... 382 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:53,233 BABYLACE HAS HIS BOWL OF IMPORTED KIWI GREEN JELLY BEANS. 383 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,935 - YEAH, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 384 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,303 - I KNOW THAT! 385 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,009 - I DON'T NEED A BABYSITTER. 386 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:05,012 I HAVE EVERY EMERGENCY CONTACT ON MY SPEED DIAL, 387 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,313 AND IF I'M HUNGRY, 388 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:09,316 I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF MAKING A SANDWICH. 389 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,321 - KATIE, WE ARE MEN WITH ORDERS FORM YOUR MOM 390 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,123 TO KEEP YOU FROM LEAVING THE PALMWOODS. 391 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,657 - AND IF WE FOLLOW THOSE ORDERS, 392 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,026 WE GET TOYS. 393 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,961 both: TOYS. 394 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,195 - I'M LEAVE THE PALMWOODS 395 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,131 AND PLAYING THAT ARCADE GAME TODAY. 396 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,833 - BRING IT ON. 397 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,802 [tense Western showdown music] 398 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:34,774 * 399 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,443 [wind whistling] 400 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,444 - HOW DOES SHE DO THAT? 401 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,545 - OH! - COME ON! 402 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,947 GO, GO, GO, GO! 403 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,182 - HEY, GUYS. 404 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,652 COOL. BABYLACE. 405 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,324 - WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? 406 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,994 GUSTAVO SAID WE HAVE TO BABYSIT BABYLACE TOGETHER. 407 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,429 - MAMA KNIGHT TOLD JAMES AND ME TO WATCH KATIE. 408 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,798 - YOU WANT TO SWITCH? TELL US NOW. 409 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,167 both: NO, WE'RE GOOD. 410 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,969 - YEAH. - KATIE! 411 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,038 - RIGHT. 412 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,473 I FIGURED EVERYTHING OUT. 413 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:10,677 WE'RE GOING TO WRITE JO A LOVE SONG. 414 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,379 - A LOVE SONG COULD WORK. 415 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,380 - WHEN SHE HEARS IT, 416 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,982 ALL SHE'LL THINK ABOUT IS YOU 417 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,650 AND NOT ALL THE STUPID THINGS YOU'VE SAID AND DONE ALL DAY. 418 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,019 - WE CAN'T WRITE A LOVE SONG 419 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,254 BECAUSE WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE HALL OF ROCK AWARDS 420 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,755 IN ONE HOUR. 421 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,325 - I MET, MARRIED, AND DIVORCED MY THIRD WIFE 422 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,726 IN LESS TIME THAN THAT. 423 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,996 NOW KISS ME. 424 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,397 - WHAT? 425 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,532 - THE SONGS GOT TO HAVE THE WORDS "KISS ME" IN IT. 426 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,601 AND IT STARTS LIKE THIS. 427 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,902 * I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 428 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:38,305 * I WANT TO FEEL YOUR TOW-OUCH 429 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,841 HELLO, FIJI! 430 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,411 [splashing] 431 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,246 OH, JUST REMEMBERED. 432 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,247 CAN'T SWIM. 433 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,781 NURSE! 434 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,517 - UNBELIEVABLE. 435 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,485 WAIT. 436 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,857 HE'S IN THE SHALLOW END. 437 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,292 COME ON. 438 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,428 - OOH, THAT WAS FUN. 439 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,296 [knocking on door] 440 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,502 both: TRICK OR TREAT! 441 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,570 - OH. 442 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,505 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HALLOWEEN? 443 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:15,608 DO YOU KIDS LIKE JELLY BEANS? 444 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,178 OH, OKAY. HERE YOU GO. 445 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,049 OOPS. ALL GONE. 446 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,886 - YOU ATE 1,000 JELLY BEANS? 447 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,821 - THOSE ARE FOR BABYLACE! 448 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,658 - NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT DINOSAUR. 449 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,094 THE ONLY THING PEOPLE ARE GONNA REMEMBER ABOUT TONIGHT 450 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,629 IS ME. 451 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,597 PUPPY DOG. 452 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,466 SINGING MY SMASH HIT. 453 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,900 * THROW 'EM UP, YOUR HANDS * 454 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,069 * THROW 'EM UP, THROW 'EM UP * 455 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,370 * THROW 'EM UP, YOUR HANDS * 456 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,771 * THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT * 457 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:45,705 [door slams] 458 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,242 - THAT'S IT. 459 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,478 I'M DEAD. 460 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,714 - YOU'RE REALLY GONNA KEEP ME IN THE KATIE CAGE UNTIL 4:30? 461 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,583 - AFTER YOUR ATTEMPTS TO ESCAPE US 462 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,151 THROUGH THE WINDOW, THE FIREPLACE, 463 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,753 AND AIR DUCTS-- WHICH WAS IMPRESSIVE... 464 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,989 - YOU HAVE LEFT US NO CHOICE. 465 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,424 - OKAY. 466 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,725 BUT CAN I AT LEAST WASH MY HANDS? 467 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,495 THE AIR DUCTS WERE FILTHY. 468 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,230 - SIR, IT CHECKS OUT. 469 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,399 - WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE TOO BIG TO FIT THROUGH THE DRAIN, 470 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,767 SO WE'LL ALLOW IT. 471 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,103 [both make machine sounds] 472 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,774 - WE'RE REALLY GREAT BABYSITTERS. 473 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,376 - THE BEST. 474 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,814 - HEY, HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN WASHING HER HANDS? 475 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,449 - UH, 22 MINUTES. 476 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,617 - HM. 477 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,818 [record scratches] 478 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,253 - OH, KATIE! 479 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,731 HOW DID SHE DO THAT? 480 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,036 - HEY, GUYS. 481 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,607 - BUT YOU-- 482 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,608 THE WALL-- 483 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,743 - ESCAPED? 484 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:57,844 - NOW BACK? 485 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,346 - HERE? 486 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,948 - WELL, I WAS IN THE LOBBY WITH A CLEAR SHOT AT FREEDOM 487 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,983 WHEN IT HIT ME. 488 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,985 IT'S WAY MORE FUN HANGING OUT WITH YOU GUYS 489 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:09,722 THAN PLAYING SOME STUPID ARCADE GAME AT A CONVENIENCE STORE. 490 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,625 - SO YOU'LL STAY HERE WITH US 491 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,727 UNTIL YOUR MOM COMES BACK? 492 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,629 - WHY NOT? NOW, LET'S GO. 493 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,999 THIS PUZZLE ISN'T GONNA FINISH ITSELF. 494 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,737 - SO HOW DID YOU REMOVE THE-- 495 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,239 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 496 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,474 [electric guitar droning] 497 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:30,477 NOW, WE'RE GOING WITH THE SWEET LOVE SONG, RIGHT? 498 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,911 - RIGHT. 499 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,180 - NOT THE ROCKING LOVE SONG. 500 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,281 - NO ROCK! 501 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,015 JUST LOVE. 502 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,817 NOW, GO GET YOUR BIRD. 503 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,419 - RIGHT. 504 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,855 [knocking on door] 505 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,496 - HEY. 506 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,963 - HEY. 507 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,432 IS THAT BABYLACE? 508 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,201 [electric guitar flourish] 509 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,735 - YEAH. 510 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:59,739 AND, UH, I HAVEN'T BEEN THE BEST WITH WORDS TODAY, 511 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:03,210 SO I WANTED TO TRY AND DO BETTER WITH A SONG. 512 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,477 - YES. 513 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,214 WE HAVE WRITTEN IT ESPECIALLY FOR YOU. 514 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:10,650 AND IT STARTS LIKE THIS. 515 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,852 [gentle guitar chord] 516 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,521 HEART ATTACK. 517 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,425 [crashing] 518 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,992 - OH, COME ON. 519 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,694 NURSE. 520 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,230 - YEP. 521 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,231 [paddles powering up] 522 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,298 HEY, JO. 523 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,299 CLEAR! 524 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,300 [zapping] - OH! 525 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,401 DID THE SONG WORK? 526 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,902 - WE HAVEN'T PLAYED IT YET. - OH. 527 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,304 - WE WERE GONNA PLAY YOU A SONG 528 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:34,140 THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU FORGET ABOUT THE THINGS THAT I SAID AND DID, 529 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,675 BUT HE KEEPS DYING. 530 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,676 - SORRY. 531 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,744 - WE GOT TO START OVER. 532 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,546 LOOK, WE NEED TO START OVER. 533 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,816 LOOK, BABY... 534 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:47,454 YOU AND I COULD JUST... 535 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,889 START OVER. 536 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,658 - HOW DO WE DO THAT? 537 00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,667 I NOTICED THAT YOU JUST MOVED INTO THE PALMWOODS. 538 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,702 WOULD YOU... 539 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,737 LIKE TO GO OUT SOMETIME? 540 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,839 LIKE, TONIGHT? 541 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,378 - THAT SOUNDS REALLY NICE. 542 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,980 - DADDY'S SO PROUD OF YOU. 543 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,916 - HE'S NOT MY DAD. 544 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,251 - OKAY, GREAT. 545 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,786 YOU'RE SMOOSHY-SMOOSHY AGAIN. 546 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:20,920 YOU GET DRESSED. 547 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,255 YOU GET JAMES AND CARLOS, 548 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,190 AND LET'S GET HIM TO THE HALL OF ROCK AWARDS. 549 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,725 - HALL OF ROCK! - LET'S GO! 550 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,130 - THIS IS SUCH AN HONOR! THANK YOU! 551 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:33,766 [applause] 552 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,202 - OKAY, PUPPY DOG GOES ON IN 30 SECONDS, 553 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,570 BUT WE STILL HAVE NO BABYLACE. 554 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,171 REPEAT, NO BABYLACE. 555 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,407 - WELL, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 556 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,874 IF THE DOGS CAN'T GET HIM HERE, 557 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:45,512 AT LEAST WE CAN'T GET FIRED. 558 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:46,546 - YEAH! 559 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,281 - HERE HE IS. HERE HE IS. 560 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,416 WE GOT HIM. 561 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:52,184 AND HE'S ALIVE. 562 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:55,288 - WE'RE PRETTY MUCH THE BEST BABYSITTERS EVER. 563 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,289 - OH, YEAH? 564 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,057 - WHERE ARE YOUR TOYS? 565 00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,359 WHOO! 566 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,128 - GUSTAVO, I AM THRILLED TO BE PART 567 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,096 OF THE ROCQUE RECORDS FAMILY, 568 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,232 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HANG OUT IN THE DRESSING ROOM 569 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:10,202 AFTER THE SHOW AND SHARE MY JELLY BEANS WITH EVERYONE. 570 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,237 [laughs] 571 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,072 - [laughs] 572 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,843 - YEAH, THE THING ABOUT THE JELLY BEANS IS, UH... 573 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,177 - OKAY, LIGHTS UP. 574 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,646 PUPPY DOG IS READY TO GO. 575 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,381 AND KICK IT! 576 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,983 [cheers and applause] 577 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,251 - * THROW 'EM UP, YOUR HANDS * 578 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,386 * THROW 'EM UP, THROW 'EM UP * 579 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,754 * THROW 'EM UP, YOUR HANDS * 580 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,189 - OH, I LOVE THIS SONG. 581 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,491 - * THROW 'EM UP, THROW 'EM UP * 582 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,959 * THROW 'EM UP, YOUR HANDS * 583 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,361 * THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT * 584 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,495 - HE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD. 585 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,896 - * THROW 'EM UP, THROW 'EM UP * 586 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,130 * THROW 'EM UP, YOUR HANDS * 587 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,399 * THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT * 588 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,400 [retches] 589 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,001 all: OH! 590 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,606 - GUSTAVO, ON SECOND THOUGHT, 591 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,376 REMOVE ALL THE GREEN JELLY BEANS FROM MY DRESSING ROOM. 592 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:52,379 - DONE. 593 00:21:58,818 --> 00:21:59,952 - * STEP IT UP, GET IN GEAR * 594 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,187 * GO FOR BROKE, MAKE IT CLEAR * 595 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:03,423 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME 596 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,124 - * HEY, HEY 597 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,159 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 598 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,995 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT 599 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:12,231 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME 600 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:13,400 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 601 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,134 - * HEY, HEY 602 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,269 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW 603 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,138 - * HEY, HEY 604 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,408 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 605 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,175 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 606 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,277 * OH-OH, OH-OH 607 00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:26,679 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 608 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,081 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 609 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:32,919 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 610 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:36,723 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 611 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:41,327 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 39491

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