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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Check out more than 100 online Thai lessons on BananaThai, osdb.link/bananathai 2 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:02,773 Together again 3 00:02:03,341 --> 00:02:06,378 Gee, it's good to be together again 4 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:12,097 I just can't imagine That you've ever been gone 5 00:02:12,461 --> 00:02:16,090 It's not starting over It's just going on 6 00:02:16,341 --> 00:02:18,093 Together again 7 00:02:18,661 --> 00:02:23,416 Now we're here and there's No need remembering when 8 00:02:23,941 --> 00:02:27,980 'Cause no feeling feels Like that feeling 9 00:02:28,741 --> 00:02:30,379 Together again 10 00:02:35,461 --> 00:02:37,019 Together again 11 00:02:37,261 --> 00:02:39,570 Gee, it's good to be together again 12 00:02:41,141 --> 00:02:43,814 I just can't imagine That you've ever been gone 13 00:02:44,061 --> 00:02:46,655 It's not starting over It's just going on 14 00:02:46,941 --> 00:02:48,579 Together again 15 00:02:48,781 --> 00:02:51,693 Now we're here and there's No need remembering when 16 00:02:52,461 --> 00:02:55,578 'Cause no feeling feels Like that feeling 17 00:02:56,261 --> 00:02:57,410 Together a... 18 00:02:57,661 --> 00:02:58,810 Together a... 19 00:02:59,181 --> 00:03:00,455 Together a... 20 00:03:02,061 --> 00:03:05,815 Together again 21 00:03:06,341 --> 00:03:08,059 Together again 22 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:16,614 Thank you, thank you! 23 00:03:31,741 --> 00:03:33,379 - They like it. - They love it! 24 00:03:33,621 --> 00:03:37,375 They're still applauding! Kermie, you have to go out and take a bow! 25 00:03:38,221 --> 00:03:40,689 Kermit! Kermit! Kermit! 26 00:03:47,181 --> 00:03:48,853 Thank you! Thank you. 27 00:03:51,461 --> 00:03:55,454 Thank you. I really don't know what to say, except we're really glad... 28 00:03:55,661 --> 00:03:58,539 ...you liked Manhattan Melodies. We all worked hard... 29 00:03:58,741 --> 00:04:01,175 ...to make it the best Senior Variety Show ever. 30 00:04:02,341 --> 00:04:05,538 Hey, Kermit! Next time we'll see you on Broadway! 31 00:04:06,581 --> 00:04:08,378 Yeah, sure. 32 00:04:08,941 --> 00:04:10,818 That's a great idea! 33 00:04:11,061 --> 00:04:13,575 Let's take Manhattan Melodies to New York! 34 00:04:14,581 --> 00:04:17,300 Broadway is dying to get a great musical like this. 35 00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:19,054 Broadway? 36 00:04:19,261 --> 00:04:21,900 Thanks, everybody, for having so much faith in us. 37 00:04:22,141 --> 00:04:25,690 It's not often that a frog and a bear and a pig and a chicken... 38 00:04:26,341 --> 00:04:29,333 ...and a whatever even get accepted into college. 39 00:04:29,661 --> 00:04:31,777 We're all so proud to be graduating now. 40 00:04:32,261 --> 00:04:33,819 Some with honours... 41 00:04:34,461 --> 00:04:37,737 Woman! Woman! Woman! 42 00:04:39,461 --> 00:04:40,337 Woman! 43 00:04:42,661 --> 00:04:46,051 And some with the help of daily psychological counselling. 44 00:04:47,981 --> 00:04:50,176 Anyway, thank you again. 45 00:04:50,381 --> 00:04:52,372 Thank you for everything, guys. 46 00:04:56,021 --> 00:04:57,773 Broadway? 47 00:04:59,181 --> 00:05:01,820 But this show's not good enough for Broadway. 48 00:05:02,061 --> 00:05:06,577 And the script needs a lot of work. I still think something's missing. 49 00:05:07,781 --> 00:05:12,252 Remember you said we could not get married until we had enough money? 50 00:05:12,781 --> 00:05:16,820 Well, we'd have enough if we had a hit on Broadway! 51 00:05:18,141 --> 00:05:20,496 - Broadway of what city? - Gonzo! 52 00:05:20,741 --> 00:05:22,299 What did I say? 53 00:05:22,541 --> 00:05:26,295 Even if the show was good enough, we're all just graduating. 54 00:05:26,541 --> 00:05:28,179 What about our future plans? 55 00:05:28,421 --> 00:05:30,377 Well, this could be our future! 56 00:05:30,861 --> 00:05:33,216 - That's right! - And if we don't do it... 57 00:05:33,461 --> 00:05:35,577 ...we just say goodbye to each other. 58 00:05:36,141 --> 00:05:38,974 Broadway! Broadway! Broadway! 59 00:05:40,181 --> 00:05:44,015 Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go to Broadway! 60 00:05:49,941 --> 00:05:51,579 New York! 61 00:05:51,861 --> 00:05:53,010 Look at everything! 62 00:05:53,261 --> 00:05:56,378 Well, we made it, guys. We're really here! 63 00:05:57,461 --> 00:05:58,940 What a great-looking place! 64 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:01,530 And it's filled with New Yorkers. Look at them. 65 00:06:01,981 --> 00:06:04,973 Wowee! Isn't this great? 66 00:06:05,661 --> 00:06:09,176 Well, we better dump our stuff and find a place to stay. 67 00:06:15,381 --> 00:06:18,771 - Scooter, break out the quarters. - Yes, sir. 68 00:06:24,781 --> 00:06:26,214 What do you think, guys? 69 00:06:26,461 --> 00:06:27,610 How do you like it? 70 00:06:27,861 --> 00:06:30,375 Much better than that cement mixer I lived in. 71 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:33,249 I'll trade with anyone that has a Jacuzzi. 72 00:06:33,781 --> 00:06:38,013 Come on, it's just for one day. We'll all be on Broadway tomorrow. 73 00:06:48,861 --> 00:06:51,534 - We'd like to see Mr. Price. - Do you have an appointment? 74 00:06:51,741 --> 00:06:55,336 No. But we've got this great show called Manhattan Melodies... 75 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,418 ...that he'll wanna produce on Broadway. 76 00:06:57,661 --> 00:06:59,970 It's about kids that come to New York to marry... 77 00:07:00,181 --> 00:07:03,173 ...and has a wonderful opening number that goes like this... 78 00:07:03,621 --> 00:07:05,691 Hold it. Hold it. 79 00:07:06,061 --> 00:07:08,211 What's going on out there? 80 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:11,021 Just a frog with a musical, Mr. Price. 81 00:07:11,261 --> 00:07:13,377 A musical? Send him in. 82 00:07:16,861 --> 00:07:18,613 Net, I'm talking net. 83 00:07:18,861 --> 00:07:20,977 You gotta be kidding with gross. 84 00:07:21,461 --> 00:07:22,610 Nice upholstery. 85 00:07:22,861 --> 00:07:25,580 Hold it a minute. I'll get back to you. 86 00:07:26,381 --> 00:07:30,169 Mr. Price, I'm Kermit, and these are my friends. We've got a show... 87 00:07:30,381 --> 00:07:32,531 ...that you'll wanna produce on Broadway. 88 00:07:32,741 --> 00:07:35,175 It's about kids that come to New York to marry... 89 00:07:35,381 --> 00:07:37,975 ...and it opens with a number that goes like this... 90 00:07:38,981 --> 00:07:40,619 Look at me, here I am 91 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:44,774 Frog, frog! No singing, okay? Just give me the general idea. 92 00:07:44,981 --> 00:07:48,132 - It's all about life in the big city. - In the big city? 93 00:07:48,341 --> 00:07:50,809 With cops, shootings, car chases? 94 00:07:51,061 --> 00:07:54,974 Well, no. No shooting stuff. It's more like songs and dances. 95 00:07:55,381 --> 00:07:57,372 Songs and dances? 96 00:07:58,661 --> 00:08:00,379 That might be interesting. 97 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,256 Nobody cares about shootings anyway. 98 00:08:04,261 --> 00:08:06,138 Are you thinking big-name stars? 99 00:08:06,341 --> 00:08:08,138 Actually, we're gonna be the stars. 100 00:08:09,141 --> 00:08:12,451 That's exactly what I was about to say. You be the stars. 101 00:08:13,061 --> 00:08:13,937 Unknowns. 102 00:08:14,141 --> 00:08:16,257 Songs, dances, shootings. 103 00:08:17,741 --> 00:08:19,174 No shootings. 104 00:08:20,141 --> 00:08:21,369 You know what? 105 00:08:21,661 --> 00:08:23,379 I smell something. 106 00:08:25,581 --> 00:08:27,731 Why does everyone always blame dogs? 107 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:30,250 No, no. What I smell is a hit. A hit! 108 00:08:30,461 --> 00:08:31,780 You mean? 109 00:08:32,021 --> 00:08:33,010 Absolutely. 110 00:08:33,261 --> 00:08:36,856 I'd be proud to produce your show. You're gonna be on Broadway! 111 00:08:38,541 --> 00:08:40,259 Hey, Kermit, we did it! 112 00:08:42,101 --> 00:08:45,411 Thanks, Mr. Price. But I'd like you to read the script. 113 00:08:45,621 --> 00:08:47,498 There's still something missing... 114 00:08:47,741 --> 00:08:50,414 Don't worry. We fix those things in the previews. 115 00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:53,812 I've gotta call the papers, rent a theatre... 116 00:08:54,021 --> 00:08:55,659 ...and I need $300 from you. 117 00:08:57,141 --> 00:08:58,460 $300? 118 00:08:58,741 --> 00:09:00,174 Yeah. Apiece. 119 00:09:00,421 --> 00:09:01,979 Apiece? 120 00:09:02,221 --> 00:09:03,290 Today. Yeah. 121 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,576 What? 122 00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:11,700 Fellas, that's standard Broadway procedure. 123 00:09:11,941 --> 00:09:14,216 You give me money, we start rehearsals tomorrow. 124 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:17,618 - But we don't have... - Kermie, I don't think that's right. 125 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,294 Now I smell something! 126 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:25,576 There are two police officers outside. They'd like to speak to you. 127 00:09:28,461 --> 00:09:30,577 That's him. That's Murray Plotsky. 128 00:09:31,021 --> 00:09:32,773 I gave him my life savings. 129 00:09:33,021 --> 00:09:35,012 Murray? I thought his name was Martin. 130 00:09:35,261 --> 00:09:37,934 Let's go, Murray. You've pulled your last con job. 131 00:09:40,021 --> 00:09:41,773 I don't want any trouble. 132 00:09:42,821 --> 00:09:45,335 Get back! Get back, or the chicken gets it! 133 00:09:45,821 --> 00:09:46,651 That's a threat? 134 00:09:46,861 --> 00:09:49,250 - Don't hurt her. Take me! - Whatever you say! 135 00:09:51,981 --> 00:09:54,176 Get away from that door. Move! 136 00:09:54,821 --> 00:09:56,777 Let go of my nose! 137 00:09:57,261 --> 00:09:58,410 Watch it! 138 00:09:59,661 --> 00:10:00,616 You too! 139 00:10:03,181 --> 00:10:04,375 Easy! 140 00:10:34,021 --> 00:10:35,932 Get that chicken off my ear! 141 00:10:45,661 --> 00:10:49,290 Get him off my ear! 142 00:10:51,341 --> 00:10:53,332 Bad man! Bad man! 143 00:10:53,741 --> 00:10:54,571 Way to go! 144 00:10:54,781 --> 00:10:56,772 Where were you when I needed you? 145 00:10:57,061 --> 00:10:59,017 Animals! You're crazy, all of you! 146 00:10:59,261 --> 00:11:01,536 And I want my money back! 147 00:11:02,861 --> 00:11:04,772 Gonzo, are you okay? 148 00:11:06,021 --> 00:11:09,570 I just saw my whole life flash before my nose. 149 00:11:10,261 --> 00:11:11,171 Camilla! 150 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:15,175 She's hyperventilating! She needs mouth-to-beak resuscitation! 151 00:11:16,421 --> 00:11:19,572 Kermit, he never wanted our show. He just wanted our money. 152 00:11:19,781 --> 00:11:22,090 Gonzo, is Camilla all right? 153 00:11:22,341 --> 00:11:23,979 Yeah, but I think we're engaged. 154 00:11:24,221 --> 00:11:26,815 Come on, we're gonna get this show on Broadway! 155 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,177 Come on, yeah! Let's go, guys! 156 00:11:41,461 --> 00:11:44,021 You can't take no for an answer 157 00:11:44,661 --> 00:11:47,129 You can't take no for an answer 158 00:11:47,781 --> 00:11:50,375 You can't take no for an answer 159 00:11:50,621 --> 00:11:51,656 No, no, no 160 00:11:57,261 --> 00:11:59,729 Whenever there's a dream Worth a-dreamin' 161 00:12:00,221 --> 00:12:02,655 And you wanna see That dream come true 162 00:12:03,141 --> 00:12:06,213 There'll be plenty people talkin' Say forget all about it 163 00:12:06,461 --> 00:12:08,338 Say it isn't worth the trouble 164 00:12:08,541 --> 00:12:11,135 All the trouble That you're goin' through 165 00:12:11,461 --> 00:12:12,814 Well, what can you do? 166 00:12:13,061 --> 00:12:15,495 You can't take no for an answer 167 00:12:16,221 --> 00:12:18,689 You can't take no for an answer 168 00:12:19,421 --> 00:12:21,889 You can't take no for an answer 169 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,415 No, no, no 170 00:12:29,061 --> 00:12:31,814 What you gonna do When the times get tough 171 00:12:32,061 --> 00:12:34,575 And the world's treating you unkind? 172 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:38,052 You've gotta hang onto Your optimistic outlook 173 00:12:38,261 --> 00:12:41,731 And keep possession Of your positive state of mind 174 00:12:44,661 --> 00:12:47,050 You can't take no for an answer 175 00:12:47,781 --> 00:12:50,341 You can't take no for an answer 176 00:12:50,981 --> 00:12:53,495 You can't take no for an answer 177 00:12:53,821 --> 00:12:55,459 No, no, no 178 00:12:56,861 --> 00:12:58,658 No, no, no 179 00:13:00,061 --> 00:13:01,699 No, no, no 180 00:13:03,261 --> 00:13:05,013 No, no, no 181 00:13:20,461 --> 00:13:24,170 This is turning out to be a little tougher than I thought. 182 00:13:24,421 --> 00:13:28,209 Kermit, I'm not good at this. I don't take rejection well. 183 00:13:28,821 --> 00:13:32,780 Maybe we'd sell the show with more special effects, like exploding socks. 184 00:13:32,981 --> 00:13:36,610 - Oh, Gonzo. Like, that's a lame idea. - Oh, yeah? 185 00:13:36,861 --> 00:13:39,421 - Stop yelling at her. - He wasn't yelling. 186 00:13:39,661 --> 00:13:41,970 - Yes, I was. - Gonzo, don't make trouble. 187 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:44,610 Fight! Fight! Fight! 188 00:13:45,661 --> 00:13:49,370 - Kermit, should we change the script? - Yeah, what should we do? 189 00:13:50,101 --> 00:13:51,580 I don't know! 190 00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:53,009 How should I know? 191 00:13:53,221 --> 00:13:56,452 Why are you always asking me? Can't you take care of yourselves? 192 00:13:56,821 --> 00:13:59,733 I don't know what to do next. We failed, okay? 193 00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:02,377 We tried and we failed. 194 00:14:02,861 --> 00:14:05,011 Scooter, how much money do we have left? 195 00:14:05,221 --> 00:14:07,781 Enough for two nights, unless we find cheaper lockers. 196 00:14:09,621 --> 00:14:11,373 Well, we have to eat. 197 00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:14,179 Why start now? 198 00:14:16,861 --> 00:14:18,579 Gangway! Coming through! 199 00:14:18,821 --> 00:14:20,971 Hey, watch it, will you? 200 00:14:21,781 --> 00:14:23,578 Hey, that waiter's a rat. 201 00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:27,774 I'm glad we got no money. Now I ain't got no appetite. 202 00:14:29,741 --> 00:14:32,414 One cheeseburger platter. What do you want to drink? 203 00:14:32,661 --> 00:14:34,379 A glass of milk. 204 00:14:35,061 --> 00:14:37,529 I would like some meat in here. 205 00:14:37,861 --> 00:14:40,773 Picky, picky! Hey, Pete! Where's the beef? 206 00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:43,616 It's coming! Got two hands only! 207 00:14:46,941 --> 00:14:48,215 What'll you have? 208 00:14:48,461 --> 00:14:50,816 The number for the Board of Health. 209 00:14:51,061 --> 00:14:52,130 That does it! 210 00:14:52,341 --> 00:14:55,299 Another rat crack, right? Well, I got feelings too! 211 00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:57,975 Do you think I'm doing this as a hobby? 212 00:14:58,181 --> 00:15:00,172 You wanna know what I make around here? 213 00:15:00,381 --> 00:15:01,780 Nothing! Nothing! 214 00:15:01,981 --> 00:15:03,699 I live on tips! 215 00:15:03,941 --> 00:15:05,090 I work hard! 216 00:15:05,341 --> 00:15:09,573 I try to get tips to feed my family and my mother. 217 00:15:10,021 --> 00:15:11,977 It just isn't fair. 218 00:15:13,261 --> 00:15:16,970 We understand. We don't have any money either. 219 00:15:17,861 --> 00:15:20,170 Sorry. Not my table. 220 00:15:21,341 --> 00:15:22,456 What a rat! 221 00:15:23,741 --> 00:15:25,971 I'll get us something to eat. 222 00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:28,417 Is patty coming! Is cow juice coming! 223 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,379 Rizzo, where's Jenny? 224 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,572 May I see a menu, please? 225 00:15:33,621 --> 00:15:35,896 Is special today: Yankee bean soup... 226 00:15:36,141 --> 00:15:37,574 ...with spoon. 227 00:15:38,821 --> 00:15:40,493 Sorry I'm late, Pop. 228 00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:41,969 Hi, Fran. How are you? 229 00:15:42,181 --> 00:15:44,570 It went longer than I thought. 230 00:15:44,781 --> 00:15:47,375 But you will be so proud of me. I did great! 231 00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:51,972 And it was all essay questions. No sweat. I know I passed. 232 00:15:52,181 --> 00:15:53,978 Oh, Jenny, that's very good. 233 00:15:54,181 --> 00:15:55,978 Is cow juice and patty for lady. 234 00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:57,216 Rizzo, I'm back. 235 00:15:57,981 --> 00:16:00,131 It's about time. I can't handle everybody! 236 00:16:00,341 --> 00:16:02,775 You can take the weirdos at table four. 237 00:16:03,821 --> 00:16:05,857 Which one do you think is table four? 238 00:16:06,061 --> 00:16:10,339 I wonder if Kermie really meant it. I mean, about failing. 239 00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:13,180 Those producers looked at us like we were from outer space. 240 00:16:13,821 --> 00:16:14,776 What? 241 00:16:15,021 --> 00:16:17,979 No, man, go back to sleep. Nobody's landed. 242 00:16:19,941 --> 00:16:22,774 - We'll take 11 bowls, please. - Okey-dokey. 243 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,699 But there's just one thing. 244 00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:28,411 We've got this great show that's gonna be a big hit on Broadway. 245 00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:34,177 But right now, we're all broke. 246 00:16:34,421 --> 00:16:36,776 You mean, you don't have any money at all? 247 00:16:36,981 --> 00:16:38,619 Well, not really. No. 248 00:16:38,821 --> 00:16:41,574 But we'd work it off. We promise. 249 00:16:41,781 --> 00:16:43,772 - Waitress! - Coming! 250 00:16:45,661 --> 00:16:47,572 I tell you what is. 251 00:16:47,981 --> 00:16:49,175 Big city. 252 00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:51,777 Live, work, huh? 253 00:16:52,181 --> 00:16:54,536 But, not city open. 254 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:56,939 Only peoples. 255 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,779 Peoples is peoples. 256 00:16:59,021 --> 00:17:00,613 No is buildings. 257 00:17:00,861 --> 00:17:02,613 Is tomatoes, huh? 258 00:17:02,861 --> 00:17:03,976 Is peoples... 259 00:17:04,221 --> 00:17:07,213 ...is dancing, is music, is potatoes! 260 00:17:10,421 --> 00:17:13,015 So peoples is peoples, okay? 261 00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:18,974 Thanks. That helped a lot. 262 00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:25,774 Where you going? 263 00:17:28,021 --> 00:17:29,818 Won't you wait for your soup? 264 00:17:30,061 --> 00:17:34,816 - But I told you, we don't have... - Yeah, I know, but I know my pop. 265 00:17:35,061 --> 00:17:38,770 When he started out in this city, he didn't have anything either. 266 00:17:39,061 --> 00:17:42,178 I bet he's back there getting soup bowls for everybody. 267 00:17:42,381 --> 00:17:44,053 Really? With soup in them? 268 00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:48,890 I gotta get back to work. I had a test today, so I came in late. 269 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,376 Yeah, I heard you passed the test. 270 00:17:51,861 --> 00:17:56,616 I hope I passed. It's for acceptance into a fashion-design college. 271 00:17:56,821 --> 00:18:00,177 Oh, yeah? Well, you know, we just graduated from college. 272 00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:02,414 - Really? - Yeah. 273 00:18:02,661 --> 00:18:03,650 My name's Jenny. 274 00:18:03,861 --> 00:18:05,419 Hi, I'm Kermit. 275 00:18:05,621 --> 00:18:07,532 Hi, Kermit. Nice to meet you. 276 00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:08,969 I'm a frog. 277 00:18:16,141 --> 00:18:20,293 Listen, all I'm saying is maybe it's time we went out on our own. 278 00:18:20,501 --> 00:18:24,176 You mean, out on our own alone? Without even each other even? 279 00:18:24,421 --> 00:18:27,857 The frog's right. We do depend on him too much. 280 00:18:28,061 --> 00:18:30,211 He feels too responsible for us. 281 00:18:30,461 --> 00:18:32,816 Man, he'd be better off if we left town. 282 00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:35,251 I can't leave Kermit. We're still pinned. 283 00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:41,896 I'm sorry I blew up outside. 284 00:18:42,141 --> 00:18:45,736 But guess what? Pete's cooking up some soup for us. 285 00:18:51,061 --> 00:18:52,574 Well, what's wrong? 286 00:18:53,221 --> 00:18:54,574 It's just... 287 00:18:54,981 --> 00:18:57,575 We've had some job offers. Right? 288 00:19:01,621 --> 00:19:02,895 Well, that's great. 289 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,376 Well, these job offers are... 290 00:19:05,981 --> 00:19:08,575 ...they're kind of out-of-town. Right? 291 00:19:12,341 --> 00:19:13,774 What job did I get? 292 00:19:16,181 --> 00:19:17,739 Piggy, are you going too? 293 00:19:17,941 --> 00:19:19,579 Well, Kermie, I... 294 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,577 We go bye-bye? 295 00:19:27,461 --> 00:19:30,578 We'll all write to you and let you know where we are. 296 00:19:30,781 --> 00:19:33,932 Yeah, and Kermit, we still believe in the show. 297 00:19:41,661 --> 00:19:43,379 Aboard! 298 00:19:50,181 --> 00:19:55,096 Saying goodbye Going away 299 00:19:55,621 --> 00:20:00,536 Seems like goodbye's Such a hard thing to say 300 00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:05,577 Touching a hand Wondering why 301 00:20:06,101 --> 00:20:10,572 It's time for saying goodbye 302 00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:16,019 Goodbye, Kermie! 303 00:20:16,261 --> 00:20:17,614 Piggy! 304 00:20:18,181 --> 00:20:19,250 Bye! 305 00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:21,059 Goodbye! 306 00:20:32,461 --> 00:20:37,376 Saying goodbye Why is it sad? 307 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:42,611 Makes us remember The good times we've had 308 00:20:43,301 --> 00:20:47,977 Much more to say Foolish to try 309 00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:52,335 It's time for saying goodbye 310 00:20:56,381 --> 00:21:01,216 Don't want to leave But we both know 311 00:21:01,621 --> 00:21:04,977 Sometimes it's better to go 312 00:21:06,981 --> 00:21:11,896 Somehow I know We'll meet again 313 00:21:12,381 --> 00:21:17,091 Not sure quite where And I don't know just when 314 00:21:17,501 --> 00:21:22,416 You're in my heart So until then 315 00:21:22,861 --> 00:21:27,013 It's time for saying goodbye 316 00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:43,416 Somehow I know We'll meet again 317 00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:48,976 Not sure quite where And I don't know just when 318 00:21:49,301 --> 00:21:54,216 You're in my heart So until then 319 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:57,090 Wanna smile 320 00:21:57,501 --> 00:21:59,457 Wanna cry 321 00:21:59,701 --> 00:22:03,694 Saying goodbye 322 00:22:06,861 --> 00:22:11,139 It's time for saying goodbye 323 00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:18,937 Look at all those people out there. 324 00:23:21,461 --> 00:23:23,019 Lots of people. 325 00:23:24,701 --> 00:23:26,419 But my friends... 326 00:23:27,661 --> 00:23:29,413 ...my friends are all gone. 327 00:23:32,981 --> 00:23:35,211 Well, I'm gonna get them back. 328 00:23:36,861 --> 00:23:38,613 I'm gonna get them back. 329 00:23:38,901 --> 00:23:42,735 Because the show's not dead as long as I believe in it. 330 00:23:42,941 --> 00:23:45,250 And I'm gonna sell that show. 331 00:23:45,501 --> 00:23:47,810 And we're all gonna be on Broadway. 332 00:23:48,821 --> 00:23:50,413 You hear me, New York? 333 00:23:50,621 --> 00:23:52,259 We're gonna be on Broadway! 334 00:23:52,501 --> 00:23:55,220 Because I'm not giving up! 335 00:23:55,661 --> 00:23:58,698 I'm still here and I'm staying! You hear that, New York? 336 00:23:59,621 --> 00:24:01,213 I'm staying here! 337 00:24:01,461 --> 00:24:03,611 The frog is staying! 338 00:24:11,061 --> 00:24:12,813 - Hi, Jenny. - Kermit! Hi! 339 00:24:13,061 --> 00:24:15,859 Rizzo, is bagel with schmeer and hominy grit ready. 340 00:24:16,061 --> 00:24:20,020 Excuse me? Do you have some work I could help you out with? 341 00:24:20,221 --> 00:24:23,452 - Rizzo, is ready. - Part-time, so I can work on my show. 342 00:24:23,701 --> 00:24:25,612 What is that stuff supposed to be? 343 00:24:25,821 --> 00:24:28,210 Is grits. Grits. Hominy grits! 344 00:24:28,461 --> 00:24:31,612 How should I know how many? Count them yourself! 345 00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:32,771 What? 346 00:24:32,981 --> 00:24:35,051 - Listen, Pete. - Wait, wait. Hey! 347 00:24:35,301 --> 00:24:36,097 What is? 348 00:24:36,301 --> 00:24:38,815 This whole morning like this. You complain. 349 00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:41,939 You slow. You no take orders. You lazy rat, you! 350 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:45,730 Lazy rat? Okay, have it your way. See if I care. 351 00:24:45,981 --> 00:24:49,018 I don't have to take this abuse. I quit! 352 00:24:49,261 --> 00:24:52,810 Quit? You no can quit! Is breakfast crowd! 353 00:24:53,061 --> 00:24:56,212 All right, don't beg. I'll stay. But I need some help. 354 00:24:56,421 --> 00:24:58,412 Okay, this is it. Don't blow it! 355 00:24:58,621 --> 00:25:02,409 Pete, meet your new employees. Say hello to Tatooey. 356 00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:04,853 - Masterson. - Hello. 357 00:25:05,101 --> 00:25:07,820 - Chester. - Oh, I feel terrible. 358 00:25:08,061 --> 00:25:09,574 And Yolanda. 359 00:25:10,021 --> 00:25:12,091 What a crazy body! 360 00:25:13,301 --> 00:25:16,099 Pete, about that job. See, I was wondering... 361 00:25:16,341 --> 00:25:19,014 Wait, wait, wait! Is no good! 362 00:25:19,221 --> 00:25:22,850 Rats want job. Frog want job. What next? Penguins? 363 00:25:23,341 --> 00:25:24,854 You have any jobs available? 364 00:25:26,581 --> 00:25:29,095 Well, excuse us for living! 365 00:25:31,421 --> 00:25:33,059 Everybody's waiting for food. 366 00:25:33,261 --> 00:25:34,819 Listen, I can work nights. 367 00:25:35,021 --> 00:25:38,218 Come on, Pete, give these guys a break, all right? 368 00:25:38,821 --> 00:25:40,937 For gosh sake, I go crazy! 369 00:25:41,301 --> 00:25:43,861 Okay, okay, rats, you go to work. 370 00:25:44,581 --> 00:25:46,014 Wait, wait, wait. 371 00:25:46,261 --> 00:25:48,536 Listen. I tell you what is. 372 00:25:49,981 --> 00:25:52,131 Is no work, is dancing... 373 00:25:52,621 --> 00:25:55,055 ...is cheese, is big shoes. 374 00:25:59,301 --> 00:26:01,212 All right, rats, you go to work. 375 00:26:01,781 --> 00:26:04,420 So, like, you got a boyfriend, or what? 376 00:26:04,661 --> 00:26:07,459 There's nothing else? I'll do anything. I'll sweep... 377 00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:09,931 We could always use help in the kitchen. 378 00:26:10,181 --> 00:26:11,614 These dishes need washing. 379 00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:14,813 Oh, thanks, Pete! That's terrific. Oh, boy! 380 00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:19,977 - Thanks a lot, Jenny. - Hey, no sweat! 381 00:26:20,181 --> 00:26:22,012 So where are all your friends? 382 00:26:22,701 --> 00:26:24,214 They had to leave. 383 00:26:24,901 --> 00:26:26,129 Even your pig friend? 384 00:26:26,381 --> 00:26:28,258 Yes, but I'm bringing her back. 385 00:26:28,501 --> 00:26:31,220 I wrote the show, so when I sell it, I can bring them back. 386 00:26:31,461 --> 00:26:34,214 I'm staying, and I'm getting our show on Broadway. 387 00:26:34,421 --> 00:26:36,093 I really admire that. 388 00:26:36,301 --> 00:26:38,735 I'm gonna do something special too, you know. 389 00:26:38,981 --> 00:26:40,619 I mean, in fashion. 390 00:26:40,861 --> 00:26:44,012 You know, maybe your fashion designing can help me now. 391 00:26:44,701 --> 00:26:45,690 What do you mean? 392 00:26:45,901 --> 00:26:50,213 I did some reading about Broadway producers and investors and agents... 393 00:26:50,421 --> 00:26:52,855 ...and I know what I have to do to sell our show. 394 00:26:53,101 --> 00:26:55,899 I can use your help, because I have a three-part plan. 395 00:26:56,461 --> 00:26:58,019 And the first part is... 396 00:26:58,261 --> 00:27:01,014 ...if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 397 00:27:28,861 --> 00:27:33,218 Hey, sweetheart! I just flew in from the Coast. I love your hair! 398 00:27:33,461 --> 00:27:37,249 I got an appointment with, what's his name, your top theatre agent. 399 00:27:37,501 --> 00:27:39,935 - Leonard Winesop? - Yeah, Lennie, right. 400 00:27:40,181 --> 00:27:41,899 What office is he in again? 401 00:27:42,101 --> 00:27:44,569 He's in suite 1024, but I'll call and see... 402 00:27:44,781 --> 00:27:47,659 No, that's okay, sweetheart. No need for that... 403 00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:50,973 ...because Lennie and I go way back. I'm talking way back. 404 00:27:51,181 --> 00:27:53,615 You're too much. Far out! Right on! 405 00:27:59,181 --> 00:28:00,409 Mr. Winesop? 406 00:28:02,021 --> 00:28:03,249 A frog? 407 00:28:03,501 --> 00:28:05,219 With an Afro? 408 00:28:05,821 --> 00:28:08,051 Hi, Lennie! I just flew in from the Coast. 409 00:28:08,301 --> 00:28:10,257 I love your office! Don't change a thing. 410 00:28:10,501 --> 00:28:13,254 My private plane's double-parked, so I gotta run. 411 00:28:13,501 --> 00:28:17,335 I got this boffo, socko script for Broadway called Manhattan Melodies. 412 00:28:17,541 --> 00:28:21,056 It's totally today, yet tremendously timeless. You get first look-see. 413 00:28:21,301 --> 00:28:22,654 Have I ever lied to you? 414 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:26,450 I hear my beeper. I gotta split. Have your people call my people. 415 00:28:26,701 --> 00:28:28,453 We'll take a meeting, all right? 416 00:28:28,701 --> 00:28:31,454 And remember, boffo, Lennie. Socko, Lennie. Okay? 417 00:28:31,701 --> 00:28:33,498 We'll have lunch. Ciao! 418 00:28:58,421 --> 00:28:59,410 Hi, Jenny! 419 00:28:59,661 --> 00:29:01,333 Come here. Have a seat. 420 00:29:01,581 --> 00:29:04,414 Were you a hit? They loved it. How'd the costume work? 421 00:29:04,621 --> 00:29:07,454 The costume was great, but it's hard to tell how it went. 422 00:29:07,701 --> 00:29:10,613 They're probably reading the script right now. 423 00:29:23,181 --> 00:29:24,455 Hey, baby. 424 00:29:24,861 --> 00:29:26,010 Baby! 425 00:29:26,821 --> 00:29:28,413 Where you going, sweetheart? 426 00:29:29,221 --> 00:29:30,813 Hello? 427 00:29:31,501 --> 00:29:34,015 I said, hello? 428 00:29:35,461 --> 00:29:40,012 For the next part of my plan, I have to look older. I'll grow a mustache. 429 00:29:40,981 --> 00:29:42,812 You'd look cute with a mustache. 430 00:29:43,061 --> 00:29:44,016 You think so? 431 00:29:44,221 --> 00:29:45,893 Piggy said that to me once too. 432 00:29:46,101 --> 00:29:48,012 She's hot. Hot mama! 433 00:29:48,421 --> 00:29:49,695 Hot stuff! 434 00:29:50,821 --> 00:29:54,609 Looking good. Purple and pretty. Pretty and purple. 435 00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:58,492 Sweet thing! Sweet thing! 436 00:29:58,701 --> 00:30:00,657 She must be really talented. 437 00:30:00,901 --> 00:30:02,812 Oh, I think you're talented too. 438 00:30:03,021 --> 00:30:03,817 You mean it? 439 00:30:04,021 --> 00:30:08,219 Of course. I know you're gonna be a famous designer someday. 440 00:30:08,661 --> 00:30:11,778 Oh, Kermit, thank you for saying that. 441 00:30:11,981 --> 00:30:13,812 Come on, baby, don't be rude. 442 00:30:14,061 --> 00:30:15,653 Look here, now. Look here. 443 00:30:28,501 --> 00:30:29,820 What was that? 444 00:30:32,621 --> 00:30:34,418 It's just New York. 445 00:30:43,501 --> 00:30:45,298 Sorry I'm late, Mr. Wrightson. 446 00:30:47,901 --> 00:30:50,859 I would suggest that it is neither prudent nor wise... 447 00:30:51,101 --> 00:30:55,060 ...to be a half-hour late from lunch, especially on your first day. 448 00:30:55,301 --> 00:30:56,416 Yes, sir. 449 00:30:56,661 --> 00:30:58,652 Eileen, sorry I'm late. 450 00:30:59,501 --> 00:31:02,379 It's okay. Everything's been going wrong lately. 451 00:31:03,101 --> 00:31:06,411 Get your new French perfume here. Quelle Diff�rence! 452 00:31:06,981 --> 00:31:08,653 Is something wrong? Can we talk? 453 00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:11,574 - I'll be fine. I'll be just bien! - Sorry. 454 00:31:12,421 --> 00:31:15,413 Get your Quelle Diff�rence! It's French! It's feminine! 455 00:31:15,661 --> 00:31:18,619 It'll help you grab one of those rotten, stinking men! 456 00:31:18,821 --> 00:31:21,210 - Quelle Diff�rence... - Piggy, please! 457 00:31:21,461 --> 00:31:24,612 You were fine this morning. Did something happen at lunch? 458 00:31:24,821 --> 00:31:26,618 My frog turned on me. 459 00:31:26,821 --> 00:31:29,619 Yeah, I had some bad tuna myself. 460 00:31:29,901 --> 00:31:31,812 I'm gonna fight for him though. 461 00:31:32,061 --> 00:31:34,291 Eileen, do you think I'm pretty? 462 00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:37,413 Of course you are. You're more than pretty. 463 00:31:37,621 --> 00:31:39,020 Gorgeous? 464 00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:41,619 Don't push it, Pig. 465 00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:46,218 You're more than gorgeous, Piggy. You're unique. 466 00:31:46,701 --> 00:31:49,818 But you know, you could use a little rouge. 467 00:31:50,661 --> 00:31:52,014 Have a seat. 468 00:31:52,901 --> 00:31:55,051 - What are you doing? - We'll fix you up. 469 00:31:55,301 --> 00:31:57,735 We'll make you look like a movie star. 470 00:31:57,981 --> 00:31:59,653 You need cheekbones. 471 00:31:59,861 --> 00:32:03,774 Your face is round, no offense. I'll give you a complete makeup job. 472 00:32:03,981 --> 00:32:06,017 When you walked in, I said, "She needs rouge." 473 00:32:06,261 --> 00:32:08,650 Turn your face. Did you ever wear rouge? 474 00:32:08,901 --> 00:32:12,018 - Now you're gonna really wear rouge. - Kermit won't care. 475 00:32:12,261 --> 00:32:14,616 Kermit, schmermit. Look. You look great! 476 00:32:14,861 --> 00:32:17,056 It brings out your eyes. Know what you need? 477 00:32:17,301 --> 00:32:19,417 - Eyebrows. - Pigs don't have eyebrows. 478 00:32:19,621 --> 00:32:21,020 This pig is going to. 479 00:32:21,261 --> 00:32:23,013 And so is this. 480 00:32:24,061 --> 00:32:25,414 I'm giving you big eye... 481 00:32:25,661 --> 00:32:27,856 I think I overdid it. Take a look. 482 00:32:28,101 --> 00:32:30,012 - You have it too. - I have them too! 483 00:32:30,221 --> 00:32:32,655 - Do some more. - I'll give you doe eyes. 484 00:32:32,901 --> 00:32:34,857 - What are doe eyes? - Bambi eyes. 485 00:32:35,101 --> 00:32:36,978 - Let me see. - Doe eyes! 486 00:32:37,181 --> 00:32:40,218 - Do some more. - You need freckles for cutesy. 487 00:32:40,461 --> 00:32:43,055 - Freckles. - Cutesy, cutesy, cutesy. 488 00:32:43,301 --> 00:32:45,019 And I'll be cutesy with you. 489 00:32:45,661 --> 00:32:46,650 You got it too. 490 00:32:46,901 --> 00:32:49,859 You know what? Why don't you wear lipstick? 491 00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:51,454 Pucker. Pucker. 492 00:32:52,301 --> 00:32:55,134 This is just... You look fabulous! Look at you. 493 00:32:55,381 --> 00:32:58,532 A little more on the cheeks. And a little more on my cheeks! 494 00:33:00,741 --> 00:33:01,935 Powder puff for you! 495 00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:04,615 And a powder puff for me! 496 00:33:07,381 --> 00:33:09,417 Quelle Diff�rence! The newest perfume... 497 00:33:09,661 --> 00:33:11,891 You are fired! 498 00:33:17,821 --> 00:33:19,891 What happened to the rats you had here? 499 00:33:20,141 --> 00:33:23,451 A customer complained. They no like rats for waiters. 500 00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:25,453 But is okay. I make them cook. 501 00:33:25,701 --> 00:33:27,453 Hey, Pete. Here you go. 502 00:33:27,661 --> 00:33:31,813 Two zeros on a trampoline with a side of Joan of Arcs! 503 00:34:07,861 --> 00:34:09,214 Hey, how's the coffee? 504 00:34:11,901 --> 00:34:15,018 The coffee's fine. Come on in! 505 00:34:32,661 --> 00:34:33,537 I said... 506 00:34:46,821 --> 00:34:50,052 Kermit, when are you gonna start growing your mustache? 507 00:34:50,301 --> 00:34:53,418 I stopped shaving three days ago. Didn't you notice? 508 00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:57,450 Well... 509 00:34:59,581 --> 00:35:01,811 Well, it's subtle. 510 00:35:02,861 --> 00:35:05,614 I bet we could help it along with a little makeup. 511 00:35:05,821 --> 00:35:08,813 Good, because I'm ready for the second part of my plan. 512 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:10,974 Got mail for you. 513 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,613 Must be from the gang. 514 00:35:15,821 --> 00:35:18,255 Now, Yolanda, chopping is an art. 515 00:35:18,501 --> 00:35:19,820 You gotta be... 516 00:35:20,061 --> 00:35:21,972 ...smooth. 517 00:35:24,061 --> 00:35:26,211 Oh, hey, it's from Scooter! 518 00:35:26,581 --> 00:35:28,811 "Dear Kermit: How are you?" 519 00:35:29,021 --> 00:35:32,457 Have you sold the show yet? Have you heard from the gang? 520 00:35:32,701 --> 00:35:35,056 I'm in Cleveland, and I have a terrific job. 521 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,651 I'm managing a huge movie house here. 522 00:35:37,901 --> 00:35:41,735 Well, maybe not managing, but I do have a lot of responsibilities. 523 00:35:41,981 --> 00:35:44,814 - Here are your glasses. To the left. - Hurry up, Mom. 524 00:35:45,061 --> 00:35:46,210 Thank you. 525 00:35:46,461 --> 00:35:48,816 And I'm meeting some interesting people. 526 00:35:49,061 --> 00:35:50,813 The popping corn is... 527 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,050 ...3- D! 528 00:35:52,301 --> 00:35:55,816 The corn is popping in your face, and it's 3-D! 529 00:35:56,021 --> 00:36:00,014 But, Chef, that's not how 3-D works. Oh, never mind. 530 00:36:00,261 --> 00:36:02,013 Here's your ticket. 531 00:36:02,221 --> 00:36:05,133 Thanks. But, sir, your 3-D glasses! 532 00:36:05,381 --> 00:36:07,212 Sir, your glasses! 533 00:36:14,581 --> 00:36:16,811 Sir, don't you want your 3-D glasses? 534 00:36:17,061 --> 00:36:20,451 Oh, I don't need them. I've seen this movie 97 times. 535 00:36:20,701 --> 00:36:24,455 My name is Lew Zealand. I'm a boomerang fish-thrower. 536 00:36:24,701 --> 00:36:28,740 I throw the fish away, and they come back to me. 537 00:36:28,981 --> 00:36:30,812 Oh, here's my favourite part. 538 00:36:31,021 --> 00:36:33,216 The fish are coming from the game room! 539 00:36:33,421 --> 00:36:36,572 Oh, no! The killer fish are attacking! 540 00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:38,614 Go get them, guys! 541 00:36:51,861 --> 00:36:54,739 So life is great here in Ohio. 542 00:36:54,981 --> 00:36:56,812 Love, Scooter. 543 00:36:57,101 --> 00:36:58,819 Here's one from Fozzie. 544 00:36:59,501 --> 00:37:02,015 "Dear Kermit: Wocka, wocka, wocka!" 545 00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:04,650 But seriously, I'm in Maine. 546 00:37:04,901 --> 00:37:07,131 My job didn't turn out too terrific... 547 00:37:07,381 --> 00:37:09,815 ...so I decided to hibernate. 548 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:13,292 Ah, back to nature. I love it out here in the woods. 549 00:37:13,901 --> 00:37:16,461 It's where a bear should be. 550 00:37:24,181 --> 00:37:26,820 How do they do it? 551 00:37:28,501 --> 00:37:31,220 I've been trying to sleep for days. 552 00:37:32,901 --> 00:37:35,017 Anybody got some warm milk? 553 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:37,413 Oh, brother. 554 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,814 Hello. 555 00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:44,656 I didn't know this cave was coed. 556 00:37:44,901 --> 00:37:46,459 My name's Beth. 557 00:37:46,701 --> 00:37:48,817 Hi, I'm Fozzie. 558 00:37:49,061 --> 00:37:50,858 I can't sleep either. 559 00:37:51,101 --> 00:37:53,217 Maybe if we snuggle... 560 00:37:57,621 --> 00:37:59,737 Kermit! 561 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:04,458 Here's one more from Dr. Teeth. 562 00:38:04,701 --> 00:38:07,056 Dear Kermit: How's the man? 563 00:38:07,301 --> 00:38:10,259 We got this great gig here outside of Pittsburgh. 564 00:38:17,021 --> 00:38:18,090 I tell you, frog... 565 00:38:18,581 --> 00:38:19,855 ...the band's wailing... 566 00:38:20,181 --> 00:38:21,694 ...the music's cooking. 567 00:38:21,901 --> 00:38:24,654 The crowd here is also wailing and cooking. 568 00:38:24,901 --> 00:38:27,210 Yeah, we're in hip city here. 569 00:38:38,421 --> 00:38:40,298 They're all doing pretty well. 570 00:38:40,541 --> 00:38:41,656 Yeah, they are. 571 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,297 But, you know, there are no letters from Gonzo or Rowlf... 572 00:38:45,541 --> 00:38:46,576 ...or Piggy. 573 00:38:46,821 --> 00:38:48,891 Oh, I'm sure they've written. 574 00:38:49,141 --> 00:38:51,496 Sometimes it just takes awhile. 575 00:38:51,741 --> 00:38:56,053 Yeah, sure. Piggy's probably busy with some kind of terrific job. 576 00:38:57,461 --> 00:38:59,850 I guess they're all out there doing terrific. 577 00:39:01,421 --> 00:39:04,094 If I could sell the show, everyone could come back... 578 00:39:04,341 --> 00:39:07,060 ...and we could do it together, like in the old days. 579 00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:09,058 You'll do it, Kermit. 580 00:39:09,341 --> 00:39:11,252 Well, thanks, Jenny. 581 00:39:19,741 --> 00:39:21,891 That's been happening a lot lately. 582 00:39:22,141 --> 00:39:22,971 I know. 583 00:39:23,181 --> 00:39:24,853 It's New York. 584 00:39:25,661 --> 00:39:28,095 I'm ready for the second part of my plan. 585 00:39:28,341 --> 00:39:31,174 I'm gonna need your help, and the other rats too. 586 00:39:31,381 --> 00:39:33,941 I think we could be making some overtime. 587 00:39:34,141 --> 00:39:36,974 - I need you to draw a picture of me. - Sure! 588 00:39:37,221 --> 00:39:38,654 Okay, what's the scoop? 589 00:39:38,861 --> 00:39:41,659 Have you ever heard of a whispering campaign? 590 00:40:01,061 --> 00:40:03,655 - Good afternoon. - Kermit the Frog. 591 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:07,052 My reservation secretary made... 592 00:40:07,261 --> 00:40:09,092 ...a reservation for me. 593 00:40:10,621 --> 00:40:11,770 Gesundheit. 594 00:40:12,021 --> 00:40:13,579 This way, please. 595 00:40:16,141 --> 00:40:17,460 Afternoon, all. 596 00:40:20,101 --> 00:40:22,251 Don't get up. Keep eating. 597 00:40:28,021 --> 00:40:29,215 May I take your coat? 598 00:40:29,421 --> 00:40:31,059 No! That is... 599 00:40:31,301 --> 00:40:33,895 ...no, thank you very much, indeed. 600 00:40:44,941 --> 00:40:47,250 That's the closest I wanna be to a frog. 601 00:40:47,501 --> 00:40:49,617 - Okay, guys, do your stuff. - Right! 602 00:41:01,541 --> 00:41:03,452 Okay, you start. 603 00:41:03,701 --> 00:41:06,932 Say, isn't that that rich producer over there? 604 00:41:07,141 --> 00:41:09,814 The one who's investing in Manhattan Melodies? 605 00:41:10,021 --> 00:41:13,172 Yes! He's investing millions of dollars... 606 00:41:13,421 --> 00:41:15,218 ...in Manhattan Melodies! 607 00:41:15,421 --> 00:41:18,652 What's that all about? Manhattan Melodies, what's that? 608 00:41:18,901 --> 00:41:22,177 Isn't that Kermit the Frog, the bigtime producer? 609 00:41:23,341 --> 00:41:24,296 A producer's here? 610 00:41:24,501 --> 00:41:27,857 A big producer, dear. There's a big producer over there. 611 00:41:30,781 --> 00:41:33,056 It's the hottest thing coming to Broadway! 612 00:41:37,021 --> 00:41:39,455 It's the best Broadway show of the year. 613 00:41:54,461 --> 00:41:56,258 Vincent? Vincent? 614 00:41:57,501 --> 00:41:59,457 Did I do something wrong? 615 00:42:01,141 --> 00:42:02,096 Vincent... 616 00:42:02,341 --> 00:42:03,854 ...a frog? 617 00:42:04,381 --> 00:42:07,851 - Gee, that food smells good up there. - Yeah, I'm starving. 618 00:42:36,741 --> 00:42:39,016 But this is all a misunderstanding! 619 00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:45,251 Well, thanks a lot, you guys. 620 00:42:58,501 --> 00:43:01,061 So what's the third part of your plan? 621 00:43:01,941 --> 00:43:04,057 I don't think there's gonna be one. 622 00:43:04,941 --> 00:43:08,251 I feel like I'm being a phony, and I can't take it anymore. 623 00:43:09,701 --> 00:43:12,056 I don't know what to do next. 624 00:43:21,021 --> 00:43:22,136 All right! 625 00:43:22,661 --> 00:43:23,855 Moping time's over. 626 00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:26,092 How about a little exercise? 627 00:43:26,461 --> 00:43:28,452 I knew you wanted to. 628 00:43:29,221 --> 00:43:32,054 Oh, dear Lord, not jogging. 629 00:43:34,661 --> 00:43:37,459 Wow, it's such a beautiful day! 630 00:43:42,261 --> 00:43:43,660 Give me a break! 631 00:43:45,341 --> 00:43:47,093 Come on, let's go this way. 632 00:43:48,141 --> 00:43:49,494 - Feel better? - Yeah. 633 00:43:49,741 --> 00:43:51,697 Good. Exercise does the trick. 634 00:43:51,941 --> 00:43:54,296 Yeah, stretch the old frog legs. 635 00:44:16,301 --> 00:44:17,575 My purse! 636 00:44:18,541 --> 00:44:20,099 That does it! 637 00:44:22,821 --> 00:44:25,699 Excuse me. May I borrow those a moment? 638 00:44:56,261 --> 00:44:57,455 Piggy? 639 00:45:52,741 --> 00:45:53,969 You creep! 640 00:45:54,181 --> 00:45:55,170 Get off! 641 00:45:55,421 --> 00:45:57,855 I don't even know how to skate! You know that? 642 00:45:58,101 --> 00:46:00,057 - What's going on? - She stole my purse! 643 00:46:00,301 --> 00:46:02,861 - What?! - Good try, fella. Come on! 644 00:46:03,061 --> 00:46:06,451 That'll teach you to mess with a lady! Understand?! 645 00:46:06,701 --> 00:46:09,534 Oh, thank you so much. Thank you! 646 00:46:13,661 --> 00:46:16,300 Are you okay? What are you doing here? 647 00:46:17,261 --> 00:46:18,489 Sightseeing. 648 00:46:18,741 --> 00:46:21,050 But you're supposed to be out of town. 649 00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:25,450 I do not wish to discuss it in present company. 650 00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:31,858 That's okay, Kermit. I'll see you back at Pete's. 651 00:46:32,901 --> 00:46:35,461 I'm glad you're not hurt, Miss Piggy. 652 00:46:38,741 --> 00:46:40,459 Listen, what's going on? 653 00:46:40,661 --> 00:46:43,459 Well, you're certainly looking different now. 654 00:46:43,701 --> 00:46:48,058 No gold chains, no shirt cut to the navel, no toupee! 655 00:46:48,261 --> 00:46:49,899 Quelle diff�rence! 656 00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:52,450 What's with all this French stuff? 657 00:46:53,261 --> 00:46:56,094 By sheer chance, I happened to learn French... 658 00:46:56,341 --> 00:46:58,650 ...and get a job interpreting at the UN. 659 00:47:00,941 --> 00:47:02,772 Can I get my skates back, please? 660 00:47:03,021 --> 00:47:05,854 Just a second. How did you know about that toupee? 661 00:47:06,101 --> 00:47:09,650 - None of your beeswax! - Have you been spying on me? 662 00:47:09,861 --> 00:47:13,456 I'll unlace them while you fight. It's no trouble. 663 00:47:13,661 --> 00:47:15,299 Have you been spying on me? 664 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:20,456 Maybe spying on vous and that certain young girl of the opposite gender. 665 00:47:20,741 --> 00:47:21,969 You two-timing her? 666 00:47:22,221 --> 00:47:24,052 No, it's just Jenny, a friend. 667 00:47:24,261 --> 00:47:26,297 She's trying to help me sell the show! 668 00:47:26,541 --> 00:47:28,497 He's gotta sell the show. What show? 669 00:47:28,741 --> 00:47:31,972 Well, if she is just a friend, then what about... 670 00:47:32,221 --> 00:47:33,859 ...the huggies? 671 00:47:34,421 --> 00:47:36,491 You gave Jenny the huggies? 672 00:47:36,741 --> 00:47:38,174 You know, maybe, Kermit... 673 00:47:38,421 --> 00:47:41,697 ...maybe it would've been better if we had never have met. 674 00:47:41,901 --> 00:47:45,894 Then you and Jenny would not be tormented by my presence. 675 00:47:47,141 --> 00:47:48,460 See what the huggies get you? 676 00:47:48,701 --> 00:47:52,580 Jenny and I hugged because we're friends. That's what friends do. 677 00:47:52,821 --> 00:47:54,652 Friends do not spy! 678 00:47:54,901 --> 00:47:56,459 I forgot about that. 679 00:47:56,661 --> 00:48:00,290 - I spied because I care! - Well, I care too! 680 00:48:00,541 --> 00:48:02,657 - Why don't you say so? - I just did! 681 00:48:02,901 --> 00:48:04,254 All right! 682 00:48:07,141 --> 00:48:08,369 Keep the skates. 683 00:48:08,621 --> 00:48:10,054 Keep the skates. 684 00:48:10,261 --> 00:48:13,651 I never use them anyway. I just like to run around in shorts. 685 00:48:19,541 --> 00:48:21,259 Wait a minute! 686 00:48:22,621 --> 00:48:24,259 Come on, Piggy. 687 00:48:39,301 --> 00:48:41,861 Look, Waldorf. It's the frog and the pig. 688 00:48:42,101 --> 00:48:44,456 Yeah, it looks like they're in love. 689 00:48:44,661 --> 00:48:46,856 Kind of makes you sick, doesn't it? 690 00:48:49,221 --> 00:48:50,495 Hey, lovey-dovey! 691 00:48:50,701 --> 00:48:52,259 Hubba-hubba! 692 00:48:52,781 --> 00:48:54,897 Kermie, I'm sorry I yelled at you. 693 00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:57,097 And I didn't mean it when I said... 694 00:48:57,301 --> 00:49:00,452 ...that it would have been better if we had never met. 695 00:49:00,661 --> 00:49:04,256 In fact, I wish we'd met much sooner. 696 00:49:08,941 --> 00:49:11,899 Just imagine. Wouldn't it have been wonderful... 697 00:49:12,141 --> 00:49:14,974 ...if we'd known each other when we were little? 698 00:49:17,461 --> 00:49:18,860 Imagine... 699 00:49:19,621 --> 00:49:21,532 Little Kermie. 700 00:49:22,541 --> 00:49:24,850 Little Piggy. 701 00:49:36,941 --> 00:49:40,411 No matter what life may bring 702 00:49:40,901 --> 00:49:44,371 No matter what I may do 703 00:49:44,821 --> 00:49:47,813 Be sure of one special thing 704 00:49:48,341 --> 00:49:53,017 I'm gonna always be loving you 705 00:49:55,741 --> 00:49:58,016 Gonna be a movie star 706 00:49:58,501 --> 00:50:01,334 And I'm gonna learn to drive a car 707 00:50:01,661 --> 00:50:04,095 Gonna be a veterinarian too 708 00:50:04,341 --> 00:50:07,378 And I'm gonna always love you 709 00:50:18,141 --> 00:50:19,051 Hi, guys! 710 00:50:19,301 --> 00:50:20,290 Hi, Fozzie! 711 00:50:23,821 --> 00:50:26,858 I'll be the cutest model you ever saw 712 00:50:27,061 --> 00:50:30,098 And then I think I'll study criminal law 713 00:50:30,341 --> 00:50:32,855 And I'm gonna learn to scuba dive too 714 00:50:33,061 --> 00:50:35,097 And I'm gonna always love you 715 00:50:47,141 --> 00:50:48,938 Well, I'm gonna be a singer 716 00:50:50,301 --> 00:50:53,134 And I'm gonna learn to fly a plane 717 00:50:53,341 --> 00:50:56,651 I'll be a doctor of diseases I'll help you with your sneezes 718 00:50:56,901 --> 00:51:00,257 And practice neurosurgery On your brain 719 00:51:01,181 --> 00:51:03,456 Gonna climb the Matterhorn 720 00:51:03,701 --> 00:51:06,852 But only after All our children are born 721 00:51:07,061 --> 00:51:09,495 'Cause I want to be a good mommy too 722 00:51:09,741 --> 00:51:12,016 And I'm gonna always love you 723 00:51:23,501 --> 00:51:26,061 She's gonna be a movie star 724 00:51:26,301 --> 00:51:29,054 And she's gonna learn to drive a car 725 00:51:29,261 --> 00:51:32,094 She's gonna be a veterinarian too 726 00:51:32,301 --> 00:51:34,769 And I'm gonna always love you 727 00:51:36,701 --> 00:51:38,692 Well, she's gonna be a singer 728 00:51:39,861 --> 00:51:42,739 And she's gonna learn to fly a plane 729 00:51:43,021 --> 00:51:46,377 She'll be a doctor of diseases And help you with your sneezes 730 00:51:46,581 --> 00:51:49,493 And practice neurosurgery On your brain 731 00:51:50,701 --> 00:51:53,056 Gonna climb the Matterhorn 732 00:51:53,261 --> 00:51:56,458 But only after All my children are born 733 00:51:56,661 --> 00:51:59,095 'Cause I want to be a good mommy too 734 00:51:59,341 --> 00:52:03,937 And I'm gonna always love you 735 00:52:17,341 --> 00:52:19,457 Piggy, I think the ride is over. 736 00:52:31,181 --> 00:52:33,854 - Bye, Jenny. See you tomorrow. - Take care. 737 00:52:39,741 --> 00:52:41,777 Well, here we are. 738 00:52:42,021 --> 00:52:46,060 And it sure is nice that we're all together like this, isn't it? 739 00:52:48,301 --> 00:52:49,290 Miss? 740 00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:50,974 - Is customer! - Coming! 741 00:52:51,221 --> 00:52:55,533 Excuse me! I will get it. After all, moi am a waitress. 742 00:52:56,861 --> 00:52:58,897 Pete, thanks for giving Piggy a job. 743 00:52:59,141 --> 00:53:02,099 Rats cooking, is frog washing, is pig waitress! 744 00:53:02,341 --> 00:53:04,491 Is no coffee shop. Is zoo! 745 00:53:08,341 --> 00:53:10,650 Hey, Kermit, come on. 746 00:53:10,861 --> 00:53:13,500 What about the show? What are we gonna do next? 747 00:53:13,741 --> 00:53:16,050 Is mailman come with letters for you. 748 00:53:16,261 --> 00:53:18,058 That must be more from the gang. 749 00:53:18,301 --> 00:53:20,451 I'll have two eggs, dry toast... 750 00:53:20,661 --> 00:53:22,458 Pardonnez-moi, dear. 751 00:53:27,821 --> 00:53:29,459 Is something wrong? 752 00:53:29,901 --> 00:53:33,211 Do you believe in interspecies dating? 753 00:53:33,421 --> 00:53:36,652 I've gone out with some rats, if that's what you mean. 754 00:53:38,621 --> 00:53:40,771 - It's from Gonzo. - Great! 755 00:53:41,021 --> 00:53:43,854 It goes, "Dear Kermit: I'm in Michigan." 756 00:53:44,061 --> 00:53:46,700 Camilla and I have joined a travelling aquacade. 757 00:53:46,941 --> 00:53:50,377 It's not Broadway, but I have met some good-looking chickens. 758 00:53:50,581 --> 00:53:52,173 We put together a terrific act. 759 00:53:52,421 --> 00:53:53,900 Ladies and gentlemen! 760 00:53:54,181 --> 00:53:57,378 The incredible Gonzo! 761 00:53:57,901 --> 00:53:59,493 Thank you! Arriba! 762 00:53:59,741 --> 00:54:01,015 And, thank you! 763 00:54:01,221 --> 00:54:03,098 Hey, you're a wonderful crowd! 764 00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:06,135 And now, for today's climactic act... 765 00:54:06,341 --> 00:54:07,456 ...look yonder! 766 00:54:07,701 --> 00:54:10,295 I will first make a death-defying leap... 767 00:54:10,541 --> 00:54:12,259 ...from the loop-de-loop ramp... 768 00:54:12,461 --> 00:54:17,091 ...spinning and hurtling my body through the flaming circle of doom... 769 00:54:17,341 --> 00:54:21,778 ...and landing comfortably on the imitation-leather easy chair... 770 00:54:22,021 --> 00:54:25,457 ...while my chickens do their impression of Tony Bennett... 771 00:54:25,661 --> 00:54:28,334 ...singing the "William Tell Overture." 772 00:54:28,941 --> 00:54:31,171 Please! I must have silence! 773 00:54:32,221 --> 00:54:34,371 Are you ready? 774 00:54:35,101 --> 00:54:36,853 Thank you, Margaret! 775 00:54:37,221 --> 00:54:38,779 Hit it, girls! 776 00:54:42,661 --> 00:54:44,253 Here we go! 777 00:54:44,541 --> 00:54:46,099 Oh, wait, I can't see. 778 00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:52,493 I forgot my skis! 779 00:54:52,741 --> 00:54:55,050 Don't sound like Tony Bennett to me. 780 00:54:55,821 --> 00:54:59,780 "So everything's going swimmingly. Love, Gonzo." 781 00:55:00,421 --> 00:55:02,252 Hey, here's one from Rowlf. 782 00:55:02,461 --> 00:55:04,656 Dear Kermit: How's the Frog? 783 00:55:04,861 --> 00:55:08,171 I'm in Delaware, and I found a terrific job in management. 784 00:55:08,421 --> 00:55:12,255 I'm surrounded by friends, and I love what I'm doing. 785 00:55:18,101 --> 00:55:20,661 I am Mr. Skeffington. My secretary made... 786 00:55:20,861 --> 00:55:24,058 ...a reservation for the weekend in the name of Snookums. 787 00:55:25,741 --> 00:55:27,140 Oh, yeah. 788 00:55:29,461 --> 00:55:31,452 This is Snookums. 789 00:55:34,701 --> 00:55:37,454 Daddy wants his little Snookie-ookums... 790 00:55:37,661 --> 00:55:41,654 ...to be especially good this weekend while Daddy is gone... 791 00:55:41,901 --> 00:55:46,258 ...or he'll be very angry. 792 00:55:46,461 --> 00:55:48,691 Don't worry. We'll take good care of her. 793 00:55:48,941 --> 00:55:49,771 Him! 794 00:55:50,021 --> 00:55:52,660 - We'll take good care of him. - Snookums is a him! 795 00:55:53,341 --> 00:55:56,174 Snookums gets breakfast at 8 a.m. Exactly. 796 00:55:56,421 --> 00:55:58,935 - Breakfast is quiche. - Yes, sir. 797 00:55:59,341 --> 00:56:01,059 Aren't you gonna write it down? 798 00:56:01,701 --> 00:56:03,214 Photographic memory. 799 00:56:03,941 --> 00:56:05,215 Write it down! 800 00:56:07,261 --> 00:56:08,580 "Dog gets quiche at 8." 801 00:56:08,781 --> 00:56:09,850 Whatever that is. 802 00:56:10,101 --> 00:56:11,853 Marvin, put him on the desk. 803 00:56:12,221 --> 00:56:14,576 Do you have any toys around here? 804 00:56:14,821 --> 00:56:17,460 What kind of toys would you like, sir? 805 00:56:17,741 --> 00:56:19,493 Doggy toys! 806 00:56:20,061 --> 00:56:23,895 Rubber balls. Rubber fire hydrants. Rubber newspapers! 807 00:56:24,421 --> 00:56:28,858 Snookums prefers rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post. 808 00:56:29,101 --> 00:56:30,819 Don't we all? 809 00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:32,090 Write it down. 810 00:56:32,341 --> 00:56:34,457 Yeah, rubber Wall Street Journal. 811 00:56:34,701 --> 00:56:37,090 Now, while Daddy is gone... 812 00:56:37,341 --> 00:56:41,300 ...the little lumpy-dum-dums won't have his Daddy... 813 00:56:41,541 --> 00:56:44,260 ...to give him washy-scrubby. 814 00:56:45,701 --> 00:56:48,340 Very impressive. You speak Chinese like a native. 815 00:56:49,581 --> 00:56:51,173 Now, shake hands. 816 00:56:51,421 --> 00:56:53,457 - Beg your pardon? - Shake! Shake! 817 00:56:53,701 --> 00:56:55,100 Oh, yeah, yeah. 818 00:56:55,341 --> 00:56:57,855 Good boy! Now sit! 819 00:56:58,181 --> 00:56:58,977 Yes, sir. 820 00:56:59,621 --> 00:57:01,577 Stay. Stay. 821 00:57:10,021 --> 00:57:12,854 That was the most humiliating experience of my life. 822 00:57:13,101 --> 00:57:16,093 Hey, Snookie! Hey, look at little Snookie-ookums! 823 00:57:16,341 --> 00:57:19,492 Snookie-wookums want his little boney-woney? 824 00:57:20,341 --> 00:57:22,536 Little binky-booter! 825 00:57:23,101 --> 00:57:24,853 Hey, squishy bottom! 826 00:57:25,661 --> 00:57:26,935 Hey, lay off him. 827 00:57:27,941 --> 00:57:30,580 Rowlf, come on, let us out of here. 828 00:57:30,821 --> 00:57:34,052 - We wanna go home! - Yeah, Rowlf, we wanna go home! 829 00:57:34,301 --> 00:57:36,576 Let us out. Let us go home! 830 00:57:36,821 --> 00:57:38,698 Yeah, me too. 831 00:57:42,301 --> 00:57:43,973 "Love, from Rowlf." 832 00:57:44,541 --> 00:57:46,850 They're all doing terrific, aren't they? 833 00:57:47,101 --> 00:57:49,661 Here's one more. "Dear Mr. Kermit the Frog: 834 00:57:49,901 --> 00:57:52,699 I would be interested in talking with you about... 835 00:57:52,941 --> 00:57:55,057 ...your musical, Manhattan Melodies. 836 00:57:55,301 --> 00:57:58,099 Come to my office at your earliest convenience. 837 00:57:58,341 --> 00:58:00,980 Sincerely, Bernard Crawford, Producer." 838 00:58:01,221 --> 00:58:04,258 I've heard of him. He's a bigtime Broadway producer! 839 00:58:04,501 --> 00:58:05,490 Really? 840 00:58:05,701 --> 00:58:07,896 Maybe he wants you to sign a contract. 841 00:58:08,141 --> 00:58:09,972 I better get over there right away! 842 00:58:10,221 --> 00:58:13,293 Oh, Kermit! Remember, just act confident... 843 00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:15,691 ...like you know the show is gonna kill 'em! 844 00:58:15,901 --> 00:58:17,937 Right! Thanks, Jenny. 845 00:58:20,461 --> 00:58:21,860 Goodbye, Piggy. 846 00:58:23,741 --> 00:58:25,857 Call us and tell us what happens. 847 00:58:26,101 --> 00:58:26,897 Hey, watch it! 848 00:58:27,101 --> 00:58:30,457 Sorry, I have to get a contract so I can go out and kill 'em! 849 00:58:41,301 --> 00:58:42,700 May I help you? 850 00:58:42,941 --> 00:58:45,660 I'm looking for Mr. Crawford. 851 00:58:46,101 --> 00:58:48,661 Are you Kermit the Frog? 852 00:58:51,741 --> 00:58:53,094 I'm Mr. Crawford. 853 00:58:53,341 --> 00:58:54,774 Oh, really? 854 00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:59,461 The office boy is out getting lunch. 855 00:58:59,741 --> 00:59:02,619 You know kids nowadays, always eating lunch. 856 00:59:03,021 --> 00:59:06,855 - Well, you wanna go in your office... - No! No, actually... 857 00:59:07,261 --> 00:59:10,298 Why don't we just have a seat over there for a minute? 858 00:59:10,541 --> 00:59:11,690 Oh, sure. 859 00:59:11,941 --> 00:59:14,250 You're very young to be a producer. 860 00:59:14,461 --> 00:59:15,974 You noticed that, huh? 861 00:59:16,221 --> 00:59:18,655 I started out when I was very... 862 00:59:21,821 --> 00:59:23,300 Can I tell you the truth? 863 00:59:23,541 --> 00:59:27,295 The thing is that I'm not Bernard Crawford. I'm Ronnie Crawford. 864 00:59:27,541 --> 00:59:30,453 I signed my dad's name. I didn't think you'd come otherwise. 865 00:59:30,661 --> 00:59:32,970 But I wanna produce your show on Broadway! 866 00:59:33,221 --> 00:59:35,132 - You do? - Yeah, I love it! 867 00:59:35,341 --> 00:59:36,490 It is so different! 868 00:59:36,741 --> 00:59:40,700 It's perfect for my first production. My dad and I have this agreement. 869 00:59:40,941 --> 00:59:43,171 I'm coming up the stairs, and I want my lunch. 870 00:59:43,421 --> 00:59:44,695 That's my dad. 871 00:59:44,941 --> 00:59:46,056 Ronnie! 872 00:59:46,941 --> 00:59:50,251 - Now. - Dad, I got great news! 873 00:59:50,661 --> 00:59:52,652 If you two are in love, I don't wanna hear. 874 00:59:52,861 --> 00:59:56,570 You promised I could have one chance to become a Broadway producer... 875 00:59:56,821 --> 01:00:00,655 ...and that you'd get the sets, lights and scenery and everything. 876 01:00:00,861 --> 01:00:02,852 I wanna take that chance right now. 877 01:00:03,061 --> 01:00:06,895 Kermit has written a wonderful musical called Manhattan Melodies... 878 01:00:07,141 --> 01:00:09,052 ...and I wanna produce it. 879 01:00:09,341 --> 01:00:12,060 - When do we hear the great news? - Dad! 880 01:00:12,301 --> 01:00:14,053 All right, all right. 881 01:00:14,261 --> 01:00:18,095 Tell me, Mr. Author, what is this musical? All dancing, all croaking? 882 01:00:18,341 --> 01:00:21,333 It needs a little work, because something's still missing. 883 01:00:21,541 --> 01:00:23,657 The two leads marry, and there's this song: 884 01:00:23,861 --> 01:00:25,374 Look at me, here I am... 885 01:00:25,581 --> 01:00:26,696 Hold it! Hold it! 886 01:00:26,941 --> 01:00:29,250 I'm allergic to amphibians singing. 887 01:00:29,621 --> 01:00:32,260 Who's gonna be starring in this masterpiece? 888 01:00:32,461 --> 01:00:34,372 It's just me and my friends. 889 01:00:34,621 --> 01:00:38,011 You know, they're all dogs and bears and chickens and stuff. 890 01:00:38,221 --> 01:00:40,689 I told you, I wanna do something different. 891 01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:43,455 So put some Jell-O down your pants. 892 01:00:45,021 --> 01:00:47,489 Don't you realize it might be against the law... 893 01:00:47,741 --> 01:00:49,936 ...having a chicken dancing onstage? 894 01:00:50,901 --> 01:00:52,892 You're gonna go back on your promise? 895 01:00:53,141 --> 01:00:56,895 I didn't say anything of the kind. I'll do everything I said I would. 896 01:00:57,141 --> 01:01:00,099 Just because this is ridiculous doesn't mean it won't work. 897 01:01:00,341 --> 01:01:01,933 All right! 898 01:01:02,181 --> 01:01:04,411 - When I started in show... - Thank you, Dad! 899 01:01:04,821 --> 01:01:06,539 Yeah, thanks, Dad! 900 01:01:07,021 --> 01:01:08,295 See you later! 901 01:01:08,541 --> 01:01:10,896 I gotta tell the whole gang! 902 01:01:16,821 --> 01:01:18,857 - Hello, Pete's. - Jenny? 903 01:01:19,341 --> 01:01:20,490 What happened? 904 01:01:21,101 --> 01:01:24,059 We sold the show! The producer wants it on Broadway. 905 01:01:24,301 --> 01:01:25,450 - Really! - What? 906 01:01:25,661 --> 01:01:28,778 The producer said he's gonna put the show on Broadway! 907 01:01:34,581 --> 01:01:36,492 Tell Piggy she's gonna be a star! 908 01:01:36,701 --> 01:01:39,932 And, Jenny? I'd like you to do the costumes. 909 01:01:40,221 --> 01:01:42,018 Oh! Kermit, thanks! 910 01:01:43,341 --> 01:01:45,059 Now that we'll be on Broadway... 911 01:01:45,301 --> 01:01:48,054 ...remember what you promised about getting married? 912 01:01:49,181 --> 01:01:51,900 Not now. We gotta write the gang and get them back. 913 01:01:52,101 --> 01:01:55,730 I'll be at Pete's in 10 minutes, okay? We did it! 914 01:01:56,741 --> 01:01:57,537 We did it! 915 01:01:58,901 --> 01:02:00,459 Together again 916 01:02:33,221 --> 01:02:36,293 Are you sure that Kermit wasn't at the bus terminal? 917 01:02:36,581 --> 01:02:39,175 No, is no there. Is better wait. 918 01:02:39,421 --> 01:02:40,934 Come, sit down. 919 01:02:41,181 --> 01:02:45,174 He said he'd be here in 10 minutes. He's never been gone like this. 920 01:02:45,421 --> 01:02:47,651 Listen. I tell you what is. 921 01:02:48,821 --> 01:02:50,698 Peoples is peoples. 922 01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:53,217 Is frog gone? Yes. 923 01:02:53,741 --> 01:02:56,460 Is peoples worrying, is peoples looking... 924 01:02:56,701 --> 01:02:57,770 ...is no come. 925 01:02:58,021 --> 01:03:01,980 But, is peoples working, is water boiling... 926 01:03:02,221 --> 01:03:03,939 ...is come. Yeah. 927 01:03:04,421 --> 01:03:06,571 Peoples is peoples. 928 01:03:13,421 --> 01:03:15,730 I'm sure Kermit's all right. 929 01:03:17,101 --> 01:03:20,173 Well, I bet he just got so excited about the show... 930 01:03:20,421 --> 01:03:22,332 ...he lost track of time. 931 01:03:22,621 --> 01:03:25,340 No, he's missing. I know it. 932 01:03:28,021 --> 01:03:29,932 Aren't you excited? 933 01:03:30,221 --> 01:03:34,578 I mean, just think, you're gonna be on Broadway in a few months. 934 01:03:34,821 --> 01:03:35,970 Two weeks. 935 01:03:36,821 --> 01:03:38,539 The show opens in two weeks. 936 01:03:38,781 --> 01:03:40,009 Hey, place is closed. 937 01:03:40,221 --> 01:03:42,530 I'm Ronnie Crawford, I'm producing Kermit's show. 938 01:03:44,221 --> 01:03:46,371 Well, we're Kermit's friends. 939 01:03:46,581 --> 01:03:48,219 - I'm Jenny. - I'm her father. 940 01:03:48,421 --> 01:03:50,173 The show opens in two weeks? 941 01:03:50,381 --> 01:03:51,734 Well, my dad said tha... 942 01:03:51,941 --> 01:03:54,171 I'm letting my dad help out with the show. 943 01:03:54,421 --> 01:03:57,777 He said that we could have the sets, props and costumes... 944 01:03:57,981 --> 01:04:00,541 ...but the show has to open in two weeks. 945 01:04:02,621 --> 01:04:05,693 Did you just say Kermit is missing? 946 01:04:08,701 --> 01:04:11,534 The writer and the star of my show is missing... 947 01:04:11,741 --> 01:04:14,209 ...and we open in two weeks? 948 01:04:14,421 --> 01:04:16,173 No sweat. We'll find him. 949 01:04:16,421 --> 01:04:20,175 We gotta get his friends here, those bears and chickens and things. 950 01:04:20,421 --> 01:04:23,060 Could you send telegrams to Kermit's friends? 951 01:04:23,301 --> 01:04:24,734 - Oh, please? - Okey-dokey. 952 01:04:24,981 --> 01:04:26,494 - Let's go. - Great! Come on! 953 01:04:26,701 --> 01:04:28,931 Is no sweat. I write good. 954 01:04:31,021 --> 01:04:34,138 "Dear bears and chickens and things: 955 01:04:34,501 --> 01:04:35,536 Is New York. 956 01:04:35,781 --> 01:04:36,657 Is play! 957 01:04:36,901 --> 01:04:38,539 Is time!" 958 01:04:42,981 --> 01:04:44,937 Kermit needs me. 959 01:04:45,621 --> 01:04:47,179 Beth, Beth! Wake up. 960 01:04:47,421 --> 01:04:50,652 Hey, I'm going to New York City to be on Broadway! 961 01:04:50,901 --> 01:04:52,334 I'm up! Is it spring? 962 01:04:52,541 --> 01:04:54,338 All right! I'm up. 963 01:04:54,541 --> 01:04:57,613 Hey, guys! We're going to New York! 964 01:04:57,821 --> 01:05:00,335 Hey, girls! We're going to New York! 965 01:05:01,621 --> 01:05:03,532 We're going to New York! 966 01:05:07,981 --> 01:05:10,779 New York City! Oh, boy! 967 01:05:24,741 --> 01:05:26,140 Good morning. 968 01:05:27,541 --> 01:05:30,578 I see we've had our breakfast, haven't we? 969 01:05:31,541 --> 01:05:32,974 Hi, doctor. 970 01:05:33,861 --> 01:05:36,819 How's our amnesia patient this morning? 971 01:05:37,621 --> 01:05:41,933 I don't know. I haven't been feeling like myself lately. 972 01:05:42,381 --> 01:05:44,133 I tell you what. If I may... 973 01:05:44,381 --> 01:05:47,532 ...I'd like to check your reflexes once again today. 974 01:05:47,901 --> 01:05:49,732 Just take a second. 975 01:05:54,181 --> 01:05:56,934 A little slow and confused. 976 01:05:57,181 --> 01:06:01,094 But that's to be expected, because, as you know, you have amnesia. 977 01:06:01,301 --> 01:06:05,931 I'm gonna check to see that there are no physical injuries one last time. 978 01:06:06,301 --> 01:06:07,529 Tickle? 979 01:06:08,541 --> 01:06:11,578 Now this might hurt just for a minute. 980 01:06:11,781 --> 01:06:13,976 But it'll be over soon. 981 01:06:17,621 --> 01:06:20,340 Adequate musculoskeleton response. 982 01:06:20,821 --> 01:06:23,938 I want you to take a deep breath. This will hurt. 983 01:06:30,301 --> 01:06:33,179 All right. No rotator-cuff dislocation. 984 01:06:33,421 --> 01:06:35,537 Now let's try the mandible. 985 01:06:41,181 --> 01:06:42,330 Peachy. 986 01:06:42,701 --> 01:06:44,737 No doubt about it. You have amnesia. 987 01:06:44,981 --> 01:06:49,736 The problem is, you were found with no identification, and oddly enough... 988 01:06:49,981 --> 01:06:51,334 ...wearing no clothing. 989 01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:55,580 So I did some research into the major nudist colonies in the area... 990 01:06:55,821 --> 01:06:58,335 ...and I think I've come up with something. 991 01:06:58,981 --> 01:07:03,896 You are Mr. Enrico Tortellini of Passaic, New Jersey. 992 01:07:06,741 --> 01:07:09,335 Well, I really don't feel Italian. 993 01:07:10,941 --> 01:07:12,738 It was just a long shot. 994 01:07:13,021 --> 01:07:16,457 Mr. X, I'm sorry to tell you this, but your case is hopeless. 995 01:07:16,701 --> 01:07:19,169 Why don't you make a new life for yourself. 996 01:07:19,421 --> 01:07:23,414 And what we can do for you, is give you a nice, clean set of clothes... 997 01:07:23,621 --> 01:07:25,134 ...and wish you good luck. 998 01:07:25,341 --> 01:07:27,138 Thank you, doc. 999 01:07:43,781 --> 01:07:47,410 - So I said, "I don't take my clothes off for anyone... 1000 01:07:47,621 --> 01:07:49,930 ...even if it is 'artistic."' 1001 01:07:50,621 --> 01:07:54,057 Janice, everybody, please! I'm glad to see you too. 1002 01:07:54,301 --> 01:07:58,340 But I've been trying to tell you that Kermit is gone. He's disappeared! 1003 01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:23,937 Excuse me. 1004 01:08:24,981 --> 01:08:27,575 I'm looking for the Gordon Employment Agency. 1005 01:08:27,821 --> 01:08:29,015 One floor down. 1006 01:08:29,221 --> 01:08:31,496 Oh, I see. Thank you. 1007 01:08:35,221 --> 01:08:36,336 Wait a minute. 1008 01:08:36,581 --> 01:08:38,572 Hold it. What's your name? 1009 01:08:41,021 --> 01:08:42,454 "Fill"! 1010 01:08:43,141 --> 01:08:45,132 Phil-up. Philip Phil. 1011 01:08:45,341 --> 01:08:47,138 Philip Phil? Catchy name! 1012 01:08:47,341 --> 01:08:48,979 Phil, I'm Bill and this is Gil. 1013 01:08:49,221 --> 01:08:51,132 Phil, I'm Gil and this is Jill. 1014 01:08:51,341 --> 01:08:53,775 Phil, I'm Jill. You know Gil and Bill. 1015 01:08:54,021 --> 01:08:55,579 Pleased to meet you. 1016 01:08:55,821 --> 01:08:58,574 Step into our office. We're looking for the opinion... 1017 01:08:58,781 --> 01:09:01,420 ...of the common, ordinary frog on the street. 1018 01:09:01,621 --> 01:09:03,851 You see, Phil, we're in the ad game. 1019 01:09:04,101 --> 01:09:05,580 What do you advertise? 1020 01:09:05,821 --> 01:09:07,379 Ocean Breeze Soap. 1021 01:09:07,621 --> 01:09:09,054 I never heard of that. 1022 01:09:09,301 --> 01:09:10,370 We know. 1023 01:09:10,621 --> 01:09:13,374 The truth is, Phil, our jobs are on the line. 1024 01:09:13,621 --> 01:09:15,657 - Oh, here, sit down. - Oh, yes. 1025 01:09:15,861 --> 01:09:19,331 We've been working on a new slogan. Tell us if you like it. 1026 01:09:19,821 --> 01:09:23,655 "Ocean Breeze Soap. For people who don't want to stink." 1027 01:09:25,421 --> 01:09:26,456 What do you think? 1028 01:09:26,661 --> 01:09:28,219 Be frank, Phil. 1029 01:09:29,221 --> 01:09:30,574 I don't like it. 1030 01:09:30,821 --> 01:09:32,334 You don't? 1031 01:09:33,421 --> 01:09:37,130 How about, "Ocean Breeze Soap. Just like taking an ocean cruise... 1032 01:09:37,381 --> 01:09:40,293 ...only there's no boat, and you don't go anywhere." 1033 01:09:41,621 --> 01:09:43,657 Seems a bit long. 1034 01:09:45,421 --> 01:09:47,537 Have you tried something simple like: 1035 01:09:47,741 --> 01:09:51,336 "Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean." 1036 01:09:52,261 --> 01:09:53,137 Wait a minute! 1037 01:09:53,381 --> 01:09:54,575 Wait just a second. 1038 01:09:54,821 --> 01:09:56,971 You mean just say what the product does? 1039 01:09:57,221 --> 01:09:59,337 Why, no one's ever tried that! 1040 01:09:59,581 --> 01:10:00,730 Well, it's crazy. 1041 01:10:00,981 --> 01:10:02,334 Why, it's nuts! 1042 01:10:02,541 --> 01:10:04,771 - We love it! - Thank you, Phil! 1043 01:10:05,021 --> 01:10:07,854 If we can ever do something for you, let us know. 1044 01:10:08,101 --> 01:10:10,934 Well, I kind of need a job. 1045 01:10:12,981 --> 01:10:14,733 Phil, you've got one right here. 1046 01:10:14,941 --> 01:10:17,739 We can always use a frog with horse sense. 1047 01:10:17,941 --> 01:10:19,738 Yes, welcome aboard, Phil. 1048 01:10:19,941 --> 01:10:22,216 You are with us now. 1049 01:10:29,821 --> 01:10:31,937 Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway. 1050 01:10:32,141 --> 01:10:34,974 - And I already got tickets. - Are they good seats? 1051 01:10:35,221 --> 01:10:38,736 They sure are. They're for the next train out of town! 1052 01:10:39,981 --> 01:10:42,779 So now the show opens in just one week. 1053 01:10:43,021 --> 01:10:45,535 Publicity's started, and tickets are selling. 1054 01:10:45,781 --> 01:10:48,375 We'll rehearse day and night to get ready... 1055 01:10:48,621 --> 01:10:50,737 ...and we have got to find Kermit! 1056 01:10:50,941 --> 01:10:52,169 Who is this guy? 1057 01:10:52,421 --> 01:10:55,731 He's Ronnie Crawford. He's producing the show. 1058 01:10:56,021 --> 01:10:56,851 Who's she? 1059 01:10:57,101 --> 01:11:00,252 She's Jenny. She's a friend of Kermit's and mine. 1060 01:11:00,501 --> 01:11:03,652 What are we standing around here for? We gotta find Kermit! 1061 01:11:03,901 --> 01:11:05,175 Let's go! 1062 01:11:05,381 --> 01:11:07,292 Go! Go! Go! 1063 01:11:20,501 --> 01:11:21,900 Have you seen a frog? 1064 01:11:24,501 --> 01:11:29,416 - With our revolutionary new slogan: "Ocean Breeze will get you..." 1065 01:12:14,661 --> 01:12:17,653 - Mr. Mayor! It's an emergency! - Hold it, everybody! 1066 01:12:17,861 --> 01:12:19,852 I'm looking for a singing, dancing frog. 1067 01:12:20,061 --> 01:12:23,337 If he can also balance the budget, I'll hire him. 1068 01:12:42,781 --> 01:12:46,933 Wow. I thought opening night was supposed to be exciting. 1069 01:12:47,821 --> 01:12:50,335 But not without our little green buddy. 1070 01:12:52,301 --> 01:12:54,257 Maybe we should just cancel. 1071 01:12:54,501 --> 01:12:56,776 No! It is opening night tonight... 1072 01:12:57,021 --> 01:12:59,171 ...and the show must go on. 1073 01:12:59,421 --> 01:13:01,889 Kermit would want it that way. 1074 01:13:08,181 --> 01:13:11,378 That was a great presentation you made this morning, Jill. 1075 01:13:11,621 --> 01:13:14,260 - Thanks to Phil's flow chart. - Thank you, Jill. 1076 01:13:14,501 --> 01:13:17,140 Hey, how about a new place for lunch today? 1077 01:13:42,581 --> 01:13:44,173 I'll take the bill, Gil. 1078 01:13:44,421 --> 01:13:46,935 Oh, good. Something from the grill, Jill? 1079 01:13:47,181 --> 01:13:50,332 No. Meat makes me ill, Gil. 1080 01:13:53,981 --> 01:13:57,337 We'd better go to the theatre now and get ready. 1081 01:14:30,581 --> 01:14:33,414 Together again 1082 01:14:54,821 --> 01:14:56,937 Just a couple of frogs. 1083 01:15:01,101 --> 01:15:02,819 No! It's Kermit! 1084 01:15:09,101 --> 01:15:10,659 It's Kermit! 1085 01:15:12,901 --> 01:15:14,937 - It's Kermit! - How you doing? 1086 01:15:15,501 --> 01:15:17,332 My, what friendly service. 1087 01:15:18,501 --> 01:15:20,776 Where were you? We were all so worried. 1088 01:15:21,021 --> 01:15:22,170 Where were you? 1089 01:15:22,421 --> 01:15:24,776 I believe there must be some mistake. 1090 01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:28,696 Phil, since you know the waiters, why don't you order for us? 1091 01:15:28,901 --> 01:15:30,778 Phil? What does he mean, "Phil"? 1092 01:15:31,021 --> 01:15:33,979 - Kermit, what's wrong? - Are you speaking to me? 1093 01:15:34,221 --> 01:15:37,372 There's nothing wrong. And I will have the tuna melt. 1094 01:15:37,621 --> 01:15:39,737 Like, you don't know us? 1095 01:15:40,021 --> 01:15:43,934 - Well, I'm afraid not. Should I? - What do you mean, "should you"? 1096 01:15:44,141 --> 01:15:48,134 We have a show to put on. Your show. And it's opening tonight! 1097 01:15:48,701 --> 01:15:51,534 Seeing a show would be a pleasant way to spend time... 1098 01:15:51,741 --> 01:15:54,175 ...but I do have marketing data to review. 1099 01:15:55,621 --> 01:15:57,532 He really doesn't remember us. 1100 01:15:57,741 --> 01:15:59,777 We have to get him to the theatre. 1101 01:16:00,021 --> 01:16:01,579 This is for your own good. 1102 01:16:01,821 --> 01:16:03,174 Grab him! 1103 01:16:04,821 --> 01:16:07,335 Where are you taking me?! 1104 01:16:08,541 --> 01:16:11,055 They must not get a lot of repeat business. 1105 01:16:28,661 --> 01:16:31,129 So the grizzly bear walks out of the room. 1106 01:16:31,341 --> 01:16:34,538 The panda bear thinks to himself, "This is odd." 1107 01:16:34,741 --> 01:16:38,177 And then the phone rings. You know who it is? The polar bear. 1108 01:16:38,421 --> 01:16:40,776 And the polar bear says to the panda bear... 1109 01:16:41,021 --> 01:16:43,376 ..."I didn't know it was a koala bear." 1110 01:16:43,621 --> 01:16:46,579 Get it? Koala! Wocka-wocka! 1111 01:16:47,141 --> 01:16:49,575 This is amusing, but I have to go now. 1112 01:16:49,821 --> 01:16:50,731 No, wait! 1113 01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:52,175 He doesn't remember. 1114 01:16:52,421 --> 01:16:54,377 It's no use. We've tried for hours. 1115 01:16:54,621 --> 01:16:57,260 There's nothing left to do. We have to go on without him. 1116 01:16:57,461 --> 01:17:01,170 Kermit, please! We need you! Come back to us! 1117 01:17:01,381 --> 01:17:02,177 Look. 1118 01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:06,580 Maybe you do know me, but I really don't remember you. 1119 01:17:06,821 --> 01:17:08,732 I wish I did. 1120 01:17:09,781 --> 01:17:11,533 You'd better take your places. 1121 01:17:22,421 --> 01:17:23,649 Piggy, what'll we do? 1122 01:17:25,341 --> 01:17:28,174 Look at me. You are not Phil. 1123 01:17:28,421 --> 01:17:30,252 You are Kermit the Frog. 1124 01:17:30,501 --> 01:17:33,573 That's Gonzo. That's Fozzie. That's Rowlf and Scooter. 1125 01:17:33,821 --> 01:17:35,777 And they're your friends. 1126 01:17:36,021 --> 01:17:39,138 You wrote the show for them. That's Ronnie and Jenny. 1127 01:17:39,381 --> 01:17:41,531 And I'm Piggy. Now listen carefully. 1128 01:17:41,741 --> 01:17:44,380 You are Kermit the Frog... 1129 01:17:44,581 --> 01:17:46,492 ...and you love me. 1130 01:17:46,821 --> 01:17:48,379 You want to marry me. 1131 01:17:48,581 --> 01:17:51,937 - You want to have children with me. - With you? 1132 01:17:52,181 --> 01:17:54,331 In love with a pig? 1133 01:17:54,541 --> 01:17:57,339 Oh, wait till I tell the guys in marketing. 1134 01:17:57,981 --> 01:18:01,132 Maybe you expect me to go hog-wild? 1135 01:18:01,581 --> 01:18:04,539 Maybe, perhaps, you could bring home the bacon? 1136 01:18:05,501 --> 01:18:07,571 Oh, the sounds of love! 1137 01:18:09,981 --> 01:18:11,972 Cancel the show! 1138 01:18:23,701 --> 01:18:25,339 Where am I, anyway? 1139 01:18:29,221 --> 01:18:30,939 Are you all right? 1140 01:18:31,141 --> 01:18:33,336 - What's going on? - You're going on! 1141 01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:35,736 It's Broadway. You made it! 1142 01:18:36,981 --> 01:18:40,860 No, the script isn't ready. There's still something missing. 1143 01:18:41,101 --> 01:18:44,650 - No, it's terrific. - We gotta tell everyone Kermit's okay. 1144 01:18:44,941 --> 01:18:46,897 Do you remember the opening number? 1145 01:18:48,221 --> 01:18:49,336 You mean... 1146 01:18:50,981 --> 01:18:52,733 Look at me 1147 01:18:53,501 --> 01:18:55,139 Here I am 1148 01:18:56,621 --> 01:18:58,691 Right where I belong 1149 01:19:00,821 --> 01:19:03,619 I see that face comin' back to me 1150 01:19:04,021 --> 01:19:06,933 Like an old familiar song 1151 01:19:07,981 --> 01:19:10,893 What better place could anyone be? 1152 01:19:12,021 --> 01:19:13,977 'Cause you're here with me 1153 01:19:14,581 --> 01:19:17,334 It's all I've been lookin' for And so much more 1154 01:19:17,581 --> 01:19:19,936 And now I'm here Now you're here 1155 01:19:20,181 --> 01:19:22,172 Nothing can go wrong 'cause I am 1156 01:19:22,421 --> 01:19:25,538 Right where I belong 1157 01:19:26,501 --> 01:19:27,934 Here we go! 1158 01:19:28,141 --> 01:19:31,736 Hi, guys! Could our friends watch the show from backstage? 1159 01:19:31,981 --> 01:19:33,539 Could they? Could they? 1160 01:19:34,221 --> 01:19:35,779 Wait a minute! No! 1161 01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:38,330 They cannot watch the show from backstage. 1162 01:19:38,821 --> 01:19:42,131 That's it! That's what's missing. That's what we need! 1163 01:19:42,341 --> 01:19:45,458 More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and whatever! 1164 01:19:45,661 --> 01:19:48,129 You won't watch the show, you'll be in it! 1165 01:19:48,381 --> 01:19:49,336 Come on! 1166 01:19:59,741 --> 01:20:01,732 Look at us, here we are 1167 01:20:01,981 --> 01:20:03,733 Right where we belong 1168 01:20:03,941 --> 01:20:05,932 The curtain's up And the light's are bright 1169 01:20:06,181 --> 01:20:08,900 And they're playing our old song 1170 01:20:09,101 --> 01:20:11,535 What better place could anyone be? 1171 01:20:12,341 --> 01:20:14,218 'Cause you're here with me 1172 01:20:14,501 --> 01:20:17,538 So everyone, here we go Let's start the show 1173 01:20:33,301 --> 01:20:36,771 Extra! Extra! Somebody's getting married! 1174 01:20:37,021 --> 01:20:38,534 Somebody's getting married? 1175 01:20:38,741 --> 01:20:40,413 Hey, somebody's getting married! 1176 01:20:40,981 --> 01:20:43,541 Whoa! Somebody's getting married! 1177 01:20:43,821 --> 01:20:45,379 Somebody's getting married? 1178 01:20:47,621 --> 01:20:50,579 Somebody's getting married 1179 01:20:51,501 --> 01:20:54,174 Somebody's getting married 1180 01:21:05,901 --> 01:21:09,450 Somebody get some flowers Somebody get a ring 1181 01:21:09,701 --> 01:21:13,330 Somebody get a chapel And a choir to sing 1182 01:21:13,581 --> 01:21:17,096 Somebody get an organ to play 1183 01:21:17,341 --> 01:21:21,175 'Cause somebody's Getting married today 1184 01:21:25,101 --> 01:21:28,730 Somebody get a preacher Somebody bake a cake 1185 01:21:28,941 --> 01:21:32,456 Somebody get some shoes and rice And presents to take 1186 01:21:32,701 --> 01:21:36,330 Somebody get a sweet negligee 1187 01:21:36,541 --> 01:21:40,375 'Cause somebody's Getting married today 1188 01:21:40,621 --> 01:21:44,170 Wedding, wedding Pig and Froggy wedding 1189 01:21:44,381 --> 01:21:47,976 Somebody get champagne Somebody rent a room 1190 01:21:48,181 --> 01:21:51,810 Somebody get the lovely bride And somebody get the... 1191 01:21:52,021 --> 01:21:53,500 Somebody, somebody Somebody, somebody 1192 01:21:54,021 --> 01:21:57,377 Somebody get this wedding under way 1193 01:21:57,621 --> 01:22:01,296 'Cause somebody's Getting married today 1194 01:22:17,181 --> 01:22:20,537 Somebody's getting married... 1195 01:22:20,741 --> 01:22:22,777 ...today 1196 01:22:32,421 --> 01:22:34,139 Are they here yet? Are they here yet? 1197 01:22:34,381 --> 01:22:35,973 Did I miss it? Am I late? 1198 01:22:36,221 --> 01:22:37,973 No, they'll be here any minute 1199 01:22:38,221 --> 01:22:40,177 Oh, boy, me can hardly wait 1200 01:22:40,621 --> 01:22:43,977 Isn't this ex citing? It's the wedding of the year 1201 01:22:44,221 --> 01:22:45,734 Look, can't we start without them? 1202 01:22:45,941 --> 01:22:48,535 No, you can't until they're here 1203 01:22:48,901 --> 01:22:53,213 They're finally getting married... 1204 01:22:54,701 --> 01:22:56,293 ...now 1205 01:23:15,941 --> 01:23:18,853 He'll make me happy 1206 01:23:19,101 --> 01:23:21,740 Each time I see him 1207 01:23:21,981 --> 01:23:24,654 He'll be the reason 1208 01:23:24,901 --> 01:23:27,654 My heart can sing 1209 01:23:27,901 --> 01:23:30,734 He'll stand beside me 1210 01:23:30,941 --> 01:23:33,774 And I'll have everything 1211 01:23:34,021 --> 01:23:36,933 She'll make me happy 1212 01:23:37,181 --> 01:23:39,979 Each time I hold her 1213 01:23:40,221 --> 01:23:42,576 And I will follow 1214 01:23:42,781 --> 01:23:45,579 Where my heart may lead 1215 01:23:46,221 --> 01:23:50,897 And she'll be all I ever need 1216 01:23:53,421 --> 01:23:57,494 Days go passing into years 1217 01:23:59,421 --> 01:24:04,211 Years go passing day by day 1218 01:24:04,421 --> 01:24:07,254 She'll make him happy 1219 01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:10,459 Now and forever 1220 01:24:10,661 --> 01:24:13,334 Until forever 1221 01:24:13,541 --> 01:24:15,930 Their love will grow 1222 01:24:16,301 --> 01:24:19,179 She only knows 1223 01:24:19,421 --> 01:24:22,174 He'll make her happy 1224 01:24:22,421 --> 01:24:27,336 That's all she needs to know 1225 01:24:28,621 --> 01:24:31,260 They'll be so happy 1226 01:24:31,501 --> 01:24:34,174 Now and forever 1227 01:24:34,421 --> 01:24:39,336 Until forever, their love will grow 1228 01:24:40,341 --> 01:24:43,139 I only know 1229 01:24:43,381 --> 01:24:46,691 He'll make me happy 1230 01:24:46,981 --> 01:24:50,132 That's all I need... 1231 01:24:50,341 --> 01:24:54,732 ...to know 1232 01:25:03,941 --> 01:25:07,217 Piggy, I thought Gonzo was gonna play the minister. 1233 01:25:14,021 --> 01:25:18,936 Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be Your lawful wedded husband? 1234 01:25:19,221 --> 01:25:20,939 Do you? 1235 01:25:24,421 --> 01:25:28,414 I do 1236 01:25:33,621 --> 01:25:37,580 Do you, Froggy, take this pig To be your lawful wedded wife... 1237 01:25:37,821 --> 01:25:39,140 ...until you die? 1238 01:25:42,021 --> 01:25:44,694 Well, I... 1239 01:25:47,021 --> 01:25:50,093 Well, I... 1240 01:25:50,301 --> 01:25:51,734 Do you? 1241 01:26:02,221 --> 01:26:05,611 I do 1242 01:26:08,861 --> 01:26:13,776 Then because you share a love so big 1243 01:26:14,221 --> 01:26:16,735 I now pronounce you... 1244 01:26:16,941 --> 01:26:21,139 ...frog and pig 1245 01:26:33,181 --> 01:26:35,058 They got married! 1246 01:26:41,301 --> 01:26:44,976 What better way could anything end? 1247 01:26:45,181 --> 01:26:47,649 Hand in hand with a friend 1248 01:30:29,221 --> 01:30:30,210 Subtitles by FYI-Media 1249 01:30:31,305 --> 01:31:31,595 Learn Thai more flexible & enjoyable with Banana Thai osdb.link/bananathai 1250 01:31:31,645 --> 01:31:36,195 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 91883