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>>> FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN
THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S
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"THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING
JIMMY FALLON
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TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT,
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PAULA PELL, MUSICAL GUEST JESSIE
REYEZ, AND FEATURING THE
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LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
AND NOW HERE IS YOUR HOST, JIMMY
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FALLON
♪
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>> DO IT
♪
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>> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYONE, THANK
YOU SO MUCH FOR TUNING IN.
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WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
MY NAME IS JIMMY FALLON AND
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THESE ARE THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE.
LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND JOKES.
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WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE IS STILL
BUZZING ABOUT JOE BIDEN PICKING
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KAMALA HARRIS AS HIS RUNNING
MATE
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IT LOOKS LIKE THEY DIDN'T WASTE
ANY TIME HITTING THE CAMPAIGN
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TRAIL.
>> TONIGHT THE NEW 2020
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DEMOCRATIC TICKET MAKING ITS
DEBUT.
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JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS
APPEARING TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST
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TIME SINCE SHE WAS SELECTED AS
HIS RUNNING MATE
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
BIDEN AND HARRIS SHARED THE
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STAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE
THE DEBATE
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YOU CAN TELL BIDEN HASN'T
FORGOTTEN BECAUSE WHEN HARRIS
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WENT IN FOR A HANDSHAKE, HE
FLINCHED
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YEP, BIDEN AND HARRIS APPEARED A
AT HIGH SCHOOL IN DELAWARE
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AS SOON AS HE HEARD THAT, TRUMP
WAS I'M CLOSING ALL SCHOOLS
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IMMEDIATELY.
TODAY'S EVENT WAS IN WILMINGTON,
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DELAWARE, WHICH IS TIMELY,
BECAUSE THE CITY'S OFFICIAL
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MOTTO IS ACTUALLY "WILMINGTON,
THE ZOOM MEETING ROOM OF
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CITIES."
AS OF RIGHT NOW, BIDEN AND
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HARRIS ARE UP BY 10 POINTS ON
TRUMP AND PENCE.
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JUST TO RUB IT IN, AT THE END OF
THEIR
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THEIR EVENT, THEY BOTH MOON
WALKED DOWN THE RAMP
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OF COURSE, TRUMP COULDN'T WAIT
TO WEIGH IN.
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HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY ABOUT
HARRIS AT A PRESS CONFERENCE
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LAST NIGHT.
>> SHE WAS VERY, VERY NASTY.
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SHE WAS VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO
JOE BIDEN, AND IT'S HARD TO PICK
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SOMEBODY THAT'S THAT
DISRESPECTFUL.
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>> Jimmy: UNFORTUNATELY FOR
HARRIS, IF YOU WANT WELL WISHES
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FROM TRUMP, YOU GOT TO BE IN
PRISON
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MEANWHILE, IN A NEW ATTACK AD,
THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN HAS ALREADY
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LABELED THEM "SLOW JOE" AND
PHONY KAMALA."
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AND IF YOU HAVE A SLOW AND PHONY
JOKE THAT DOESN'T END WITH THOSE
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USED TO BE TRUMP'S NICKNAMES FOR
ERIC AND DON JR., WRITE TO US AT
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"THE TONIGHT SHOW" WRITERS, 30
ROCKEFELLER PLAZA, NEW YORK, NEW
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YORK, 10112.
SPEAKING TO A CROWD IN ARIZONA
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YESTERDAY, MIKE PENCE WELCOMED
HARRIS TO THE RACE
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LISTEN TO THIS
>> LET ME TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY
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TO WELCOME HER TO THE RACE
YOU ALL MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW THAT
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THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE IS
GOING TO BE HELD ON OCTOBER 7th
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IN UTAH.
SO MY MESSAGE TO THE DEMOCRATIC
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CANDIDATE FOR VICE PRESIDENT,
CONGRATULATIONS.
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I'LL SEE YOU IN SALT LAKE CITY
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S
THE FIRST TIME A GUY HAS TRIED
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TO INTIMIDATE SOMEONE WITH THE
PHRASE "I'LL SEE YOU IN SALT
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LAKE CITY.
EVER HEAR JOKER TELL BATMAN
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WE'RE GOING SETTLE THIS IN SALT
LAKE
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MY JOKER SOUNDS LIKE RICHARD
DREYFUSS
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AND WE'RE GOING TO SETTLE THIS
IN SALT LAKE
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MR. ‐‐ WAIT, HONG DID YOU WORK
ON THAT?
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>> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT THE
JOKER SOUNDED LIKE
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I DON'T KNOW
AND WE'LL SETTLE THIS IN SALT
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LAKE
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: NO
THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE IS
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IN UTAH?
MAN, TALK ABOUT A HOME FIELD
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ADVANTAGE FOR PENCE, HUH
THAT'S A LUCKY BREAK
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IT'S LIKE HE IS BEING CALLED
BACK TO THE WHITE MOTHER SHIP.
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FEELS LIKE THE ELECTION IS
REALLY STARTED NOW THAT JOE
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BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS HAVE HIT
THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL TOGETHER.
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WELL, I GUESS TO COMPETE WITH
ALL THE ATTENTION THEIR
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APPEARANCE WAS GETTING, TRUMP
HELD HIS OWN ADDRESS
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TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO THIS
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VERY EXCITING.
EVERYONE IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT
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THIS
LOOK AT MIKE PENCE
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HE IS VERY EXCITED
EVERYONE IS EXCITED.
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ME AND MIKE ARE IN THE LEAD, AND
I'M BEING TOLD THAT'S A GOOD
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THING.
IT'S A VERY GOOD THING
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MIKE'S GOT WHAT IT TAKES
KAMALA, THOUGH, KAMALA DIDN'T DO
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WELL IN THE PRIMARY, AS WE ALL
REMEMBER
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IN FACT, SHE WAS DESTROYED BY
THE MUCH FIERCER CANDIDATE I
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WOULDN'T WANT TO GO UP AGAINST,
JOE BIDEN.
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HE WAS VERY GOOD AGAINST HER,
VERY GOOD.
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BUT JOE BIDEN IS VERY WEAK AND
LOOK, ANYONE CAN TAKE HIM DOWN
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KAMALA COULD TAKE HIM DOWN
SHE DID VERY WELL AGAINST HIM IN
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THE DEBATES.
IT'S TRUE.
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MIKE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT
THERE.
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WE'RE CAMPAIGNING EVERYWHERE,
FROM YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK TO
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THE BANKS OF THE MIGHTY
MISS
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MISS‐PEEPEE RIVER.
TO ALL THE CANYONS, GRAND
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CANYON, GRAND CAYMEN, ALL THE
CANYONS AND THE CRAYONS.
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PEOPLE ARE CALLING ME.
THEY'VE NEVER SEEN CRAYONS LIKE
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THIS
LOOK AT THE COLORS
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INDIGO AND MAIZE
DO THEY STILL HAVE MAIZE
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I ALWAYS THOUGHT PERIWINKLE WAS
A NONCHOICE.
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I WOULD HAVE CALLED IT LIGHT
PURPLE
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LURPLE
LURPLE
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CAN WE LOOK INTO LURPLE?
MIKE'S GOING TO LOOK INTO
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LURPLE
YOU ALL GET LURPLE WITH KAMAL
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WILL, FOLKS.
UNFAIR, NASTY, SLEEPY, PHONY,
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UNFAIR, SLEEPY, PHONY.
BUT WE'RE GOING WIN EVERY STATE
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IN NOVEMBER ‐‐ CALIFORNIA, NEW
YORK, BEAUTIFUL THIGH‐LAND, I
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LOVE THIGH‐LAND.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CAPITAL,
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EARMUFFS
BANGKOK.
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I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR
"BANGKOK."
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FOLKS, THAT'S ENOUGH FROM ME
I THINK IT'S TIME WE HEAR FROM
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THE MAN HIMSELF.
MIKE, THE FLOOR IS YOURS
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>> Jimmy: I HOPE HE IS OKAY.
YEAH, TRUMP IS EVERYWHERE.
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LAST NIGHT HE CALLED IN TO FOX
NEWS TO CHAT WITH SEAN HANNITY
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AT ONE POINT HE STARTED
COMPLAINING ABOUT MAIL‐IN
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VOTING
HERE IS WHAT HE SAYING.
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>> THIS WHOLE THING WITH A
MAIL‐IN BALLOT, IT'S A RIGGED
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ELECTION WAITING TO HAPPEN AND
EVERYONE KNOWS IT.
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YOU CAN'T SEND OUT 60 MILLION
MAIL‐IN BALLOTS.
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PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GRAB BATCHES
OF THEM, AND YOU TALK ABOUT
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CHINA AND RUSSIA, THEY'LL BE
GRABBING PLENTY OF THEM.
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>> Jimmy: USUALLY WHEN AN OLD
MAN STARTS ACCUSING PEOPLE OF
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STEALING THE MAIL, IT'S TIME TO
PUT GRANDPA DOWN FOR HIS NAP
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I GUESS THREE MONTHS FROM NOW,
RUSSIANS WILL BE LIKE UGH, SO
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MANY POTTERY BARN CATALOGS
WHY DO THEY KEEP SENDING
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OH, THAT'S A GOOD DEAL
TRUMP TURNED INTO THAT GUY WHO
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CALLS INTO A SPORTS RADIO SHOW
EVERY MORNING AND THE HOST CAN'T
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GET HIM ON THE LINE.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY, CHUCK, OKAY
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WE GOT TO TAKE ANOTHER CALL.
HEY, FOCUS ON DRIVING, CHUCK
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WELL, GUYS, ONE OF THE BIG
THINGS EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT
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RIGHT NOW IS REOPENING OF
SCHOOLS.
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AND I HEARD THAT CONTACT TRACING
WILL BE A BIG PART OF REDUCING
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COVID IN CLASSROOMS.
HERE TO COMMENT IS EASTRIDGE
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COUNTY EIGHTH GRADER RILEY
SPELLMAN
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HI, RILEY.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
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SO YOU'RE STARTING UP SCHOOL IN
THE FALL
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DO YOU THINK CONTACT TRACING
WILL ACTUALLY WORK
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>> OH, FOR SURE, JIMMY
I'M NOT WORRIED.
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>> Jimmy: OKAY
I GOT IT
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I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN IF WE
PRACTICED MAYBE A LITTLE RIGHT
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NOW.
SO RILEY, OTHER THAN YOUR
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FAMILY, CAN YOU TELL US WHO
YOU'VE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH IN
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THE LAST WEEK?
>> NO ONE.
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JUST MY FAMILY
>> Jimmy: REALLY
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THAT'S GREAT
I GUESS THAT SHOWS HOW EASY ‐‐
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>> OH, ASHLEY ANNE
>> Jimmy: ASHLEY M.
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>> WAIT, SHE DOESN'T COUNT
SHE IS MY BFF, SO SHE IS
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BASICALLY LIKE FAMILY.
>> Jimmy: TECHNICALLY, SHE'S NOT
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FAMILY, BUT THAT'S FINE.
SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO FOR CONTACT
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TRACING IS CALL ASHLEY M. AND
WE'D BE GOOD.
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>> ALTHOUGH I SAW ASHLEY M. SAID
SHE GOD FROYO WITH BRIAN L
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AND HE SAW M. R., NOT THE ONE
FROM OUR SCHOOL, THE ONE FROM
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SOUTH BROOK MIDDLE BECAUSE THEY
DID A TIKTOK
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AND IT WAS CRINGE.
PLUS, M. L. WENT TO THE PARK WITH
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COOPER
I MEAN, THEY WORE MASK, OBVS
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BUT COOPER DOES THIS REALLY
FUNNY THING WHERE HE PUTS HIS
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MASK OVER HIS CHEST LIKE A BRA
SO I THINK THAT COUNTS AS
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CONTACT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT DEFINITELY
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DOES COUNT
THAT IT RIGHT THERE?
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>> YES
ACTUALLY, NO, BECAUSE COOPER AND
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KYLIE FOR SURE HUNG OUT BUT TOLD
ME SHE WANTS TO GET WITH HIM
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BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS
PROBLEM IS KYLIE IS STILL DATING
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DUSTIN WHOSE BROTHER REICHS
COLE.
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>> WHAT?
>> AND SO DUSTIN IS STUPID THAT
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KYLIE WANTS COOPER
ANY WAY, I'M SURE NONE OF THIS
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MATTERS.
SORRY FOR THE OVERLOAD
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>> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, ALL OF THIS
MATTER, RILEY, BECAUSE THIS IS
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WHAT CONTACT TRACING IS.
>> OH.
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WELL, YEAH, THIS WILL NEVER
WORK
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>> Jimmy: RILEY SPELLMAN,
EVERYONE
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PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER.
IT STILL COUNTS.
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LET'S GET TO SOME BUSINESS NEWS.
I SAW BURGER KING IS MAKING FACE
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MASKS WITH ORDERS PRINTED ON
THEM SO CUSTOMERS DON'T HAVE TO
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SPEAK.
CHECK THIS
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LOOK AT THESE.
THAT'S THE ORDER RIGHT THERE
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MAYBE BURGER KING IS ON TO
SOMETHING.
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UNFORTUNATELY, IT DOESN'T QUITE
WORK AS WELL AT CVS.
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HEMORRHOID CREAM AND WART
REMOVER.
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AND FINALLY, THIS IS PRETTY
FUNNY.
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A TENNESSEE WOMAN RECEIVED HER
DRIVER'S LICENSE WITH JUST A
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PICTURE OF AN EMPTY CHAIR.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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MEANWHILE, THE CHAIR SAW THE
PHOTO AND WAS DAMN IT, I
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BLINKED!
THE GOOD NEWS IS IF SHE GETS
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PULLED OVER SHE CAN DITCH THE
CAR AND LEAVE HER LICENSE ON THE
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SEAT
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
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TONIGHT, EVERYBODY
HE STARS IN THE NEW NETFLIX FILM
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"PROJECT POWER."
JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT IS HERE
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PLUS SHE WROTE AND STARS IN THE
NEW SHOW "MAPLEWORTH MURDERS" ON
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QUIBI.
THE VERY, VERY FUNNY PAULA PELL
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IS HERE.
ALWAYS DELIVERS.
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AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
JESSIE REYEZ, EVERYONE
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THAT'S A SHOW RIGHT THERE.
HEY, AS YOU KNOW, EVERY WEEK WE
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LIKE TO BRING YOU SOME UPLIFTING
CREATIVE VIDEOS, WHETHER THEY
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COME FROM QUARANTINE OR JUST
STUFF AROUND THE COUNTRY
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IT IS TIME FOR "WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WEDNESDAY.
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♪ WEDNESDAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WEDNESDAY ♪
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>> Jimmy: FIRST UP, THIS FAMILY
GOT SO BORED IN QUARANTINE THAT
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THEY INVENTED A NEW GAME WITH
TUPPERWARE AND AN EGG.
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THAT'S ALL YOU NEED.
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD GAME
RIGHT THERE.
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ALSO, THAT'S HOW I MAKE
BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING
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CAN I GET A WA‐WA?
PERFECT.
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NEXT THIS GUY FILMED HIS
REACTION TO A COOKING VIDEO.
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WATCH ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
CHECK THIS OUT
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>> LET'S MAKE SOME DINNER FOR
THE KIDS
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FROM LAST NIGHT WHEN WE HAD
CHICKEN.
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>> SHOULDN'T YOU BE CLEAN ‐‐
>> THESE ARE SCRAPS.
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>> GROSS
>> AND HERE IS ABOUT THREE TO
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FIVE POUNDS OF GROUND ‐‐
>> CHICKEN AND BEEF TOGETHER
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>> THE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO
LOVE IT.
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UP NEGOTIATION THEN I ADDED IN
CINNAMON AND ‐‐
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>> CINNAMON ON TOP OF BEEF AND
CHICKEN?
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GIRL, NO CALL CHILD SERVICES.
>> IN A DISH TO COOL DOWN
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BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO EAT
THIS COLD?
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>> COLD?
WHAT IS THAT
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YOU'RE FEEDING YOUR KIDS DOG
FOOD
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OH
>> YOU CAN FEED THEM
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LEFTOVERS ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: IT ACTUALLY WAS DOG
FOOD
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AND FINALLY, THESE TWO TWINS
FROM AUSTRALIA THINK EATING
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TOMATOES IS HILARIOUS.
[ GIGGLING ]
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>> WOW
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY.
WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE SALADS
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THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY.
THAT IS "WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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WEDNESDAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOSEPH
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GORDON‐LEVITT, EVERYONE.
♪
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>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW, EVERYBODY.
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GUYS, WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME
CALLED THE WATCH IT ONCE TIKTOK
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CHALLENGE.
LET'S GO
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♪ TIKTOK CHALLENGE, WATCH IT
ONCE TIKTOK CHALLENGE ♪
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>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO NEED SOME
HELP, SO JOINING ME NOW IS THE
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ONE AND ONLY JOSEPH
GORDON‐LEVITT!
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ARE YOU THERE?
YES!
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OH, MY GOSH.
GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUDDY.
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THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THIS
>> THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.
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>> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS,
OKAY
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JOSEPH ANDRI GOING TO WATCH A
TIKTOK DANCE THAT NEITHER OF US
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HAVE SEEN BEFORE
THERE IS A MONITOR THERE, AND
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ONE AT A TIME WE'RE GOING TO DO
OUR BEST TO RECREATE THE DANCE
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WHOEVER GETS CLOSEST FOR THE
REAL DANCE WINS THE ROUND.
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SOUNDS GOOD?
>> I'M JUST LAUGHING AT THIS
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PREMISE.
YEP, SOUNDS GOOD.
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>> Jimmy: I'VE NOT SEEN IT
AND DUDE, YOU KNOW ME.
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I CAN'T ‐‐ YOU KNOW I CAN'T
DANCE.
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>> YES YOU CAN
YOU CAN DANCE AT LEAST A GOOD AS
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I CAN, MAN.
>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
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WE'RE GOING THE START OFF
APPARENTLY EASY AND THEY GET
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HARDER AS WE GO.
YOU CAN PLAY ALONG AT HOME
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IF YOU THINK THESE ARE EASE OR
WHATEVER
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE THE FIRST DANCE.
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WE HAVE TO RECREATE THIS
OKAY
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>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: CIRCLE CIRCLE, ELBOW,
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ELBOW, HAND, HAND, SWAY.
>> EL BE, ELBOW, HAND, HAND.
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>> Jimmy: SHE STARTS WITH A
SNARL.
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ALL RIGHT.
READY?
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SNASH
SNARL, GO.
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>> ELBOW, ELBOW, HAND, HAND.
ELBOW?
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YEAH, YES!
SWAY.
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>> Jimmy: LIKE THAT.
JOSEPH, YOU CAN REMEMBER, IT'S
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YOUR TURN.
IF YOU CAN REMEMBER ANY OF IT.
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>> I KNOW ABOUT THOSE ELBOWS
THOSE ARE IN EVERY TIKTOK DANCE
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I.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S MY NORMAL DANCE
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IF I GO TO A WEDDING OR
SOMETHING.
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I JUST DO THAT
PEOPLE KNOW I MEAN BUSINESS.
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♪
>> GO THE ELBOWS, ELBOW.
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>> Jimmy: OOH, YEAH!
[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
OH, GOD, THIS IS GOING TO BE SO
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EMBARRASSING
LET'S WATCH BOTH OF OURS
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TOGETHER AND SEE WHICH ONE GOT
CLOSER
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>> Jimmy: I WAS DOING THE AXL
ROSE SNAKE MOVE AT ONE POINT.
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>> DUDE, WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS GO,
FOR THE MAKE MOVE.
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>> Jimmy: LET'S LOOK AT THE NEXT
DANCE.
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IT'S A LITTLE BIT HARDER
♪
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♪ HE TURNED A LITTLE BUTTON AND
THE CAR WENT BOOM.
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>> Jimmy: BOOM
WHAT IS THAT MOVE?
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WHAT'S THAT?
ALL RIGHT.
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OH, GOSH, MAN.
ALL RIGHT.
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I HAVE NO CLUE AGAIN
HERE WE GO
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THIS TIME YOU GO FIRST
YES!
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ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO
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GOOD LUCK, BUDDY
THE CARS THAT GO BOOM.
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>> CABBAGE PATCH SOMEWHERE IN
THERE.
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♪
♪ AND HE TURNED THE LITTLE
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BUTTON AND THE CAR WENT BOOM, WE
LIKE FAST CARS AND GO BOOM ♪
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♪ AND WE LIKE THE BOOM, WE LIKE
THE CARS ♪
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
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OKAY
THAT, OKAY
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ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
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HERE WE GO
LET'S SEE, IT'S MY TURN.
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LET'S GO
♪ AND HE TURNED THE LITTLE
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BUTTON AND THE CAR WENT BOOM ♪
♪ WE LIKE THE CAR, THE CARS THA
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GO BOOM, HE AND WE LIKE THE
BOOM ♪
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>> Jimmy: LIKE THE BOOM.
OH, GOD.
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I'M OUT OF BREATH.
THE SONG IS STILL PLAYING.
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I STOPPED DANCING.
>> I MISSED THE BOOM.
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>> Jimmy: I THINK I HIT THE
BOOM.
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>> YOU DID
YOU HIT THE BOOM ON BOOM
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>> Jimmy: LET'S SEE HOW WE BOTH
DID.
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♪ AND HE TURNED THE LITTLE
BUTTON AND THE CAR WENT BOOM ♪
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♪ WE LIKE THE CARS, THE CARS
THAT GO BOOM ♪
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>> Jimmy: SO EMBARRASSING!
♪ WE LIKE THE CARS ♪
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>> Jimmy: OH MY GOD.
>> EARLY '90s HIP‐HOP MOVE.
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>> Jimmy: HOW DID I FORGET THAT
MOVE
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>> SHOOT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S MY OTHER GO‐TO
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MOVE
HEY, WHERE'S THE PARTY
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GET ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
LOOK AT ME
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I DO THIS AND THEN I DO THIS
>> THE GIRAFFE
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>> Jimmy: GOSH
ALL RIGHT.
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HERE IS APPARENTLY THE HARDEST
ONE.
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>> Questlove: OKAY
>> Jimmy: BUT THIS ONE IS WORTH
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A THOUSAND POINTS.
WHOEVER GETS THIS, WINS THE
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WHOLE GAME
>> ALL RIGHT
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>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
♪ I GOT NOTHING TO DO, RUNNING
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30 SETS LIKE THE ONE ♪
00:18:44,123
♪
>> Jimmy: THAT IS SOME LIKE
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KARATE STUFF
OKAY
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>> WHO GOES FIRST?
>> Jimmy: I THINK I'M LUCKY
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ENOUGH
I GO FIRST ON THIS ONE
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>> THERE IS SOMETHING WITH THE
SHOES.
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>> Jimmy: OH, YES.
THERE IS SOMETHING WITH THE
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SHOES.
AND HE STARTS OFF WITH ‐‐ ALL
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RIGHT, I'M JUST GOING TO GO FOR
IT
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HERE WE GO
♪
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♪ I GOT NOTHING TO DO, RUNNING
30 SETS LIKE THE ONES ON MY
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SHOE ♪
♪
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>> Jimmy: I FORGOT WHAT HE
DOES ♪
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>> GIRAFFE, BACK TO GIRAFFE!
>> Jimmy: I WENT TO MY GO‐TO
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MOVE IN THAT ONE
HE DOES DO A SPECIAL THING
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OH, I FORGOT LEG UP, LEG UP, LEG
UP.
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>> OKAY, THANK YOU
LEG UP, LEG UP
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>> Jimmy: SHOES, KNEE, KNEE, LEG
UP
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HERE WE GO
JOSEPH, YOU ARE UP
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>> ALL RIGHT
♪ I GOT NOTHING TO DO, RUNNING
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THROUGH 30 SET LIKES THE ONE ON
MY SHOE ♪
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♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> ALWAYS THE BOOTY.
WHEN IN DOUBT, BOOTY
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>> Jimmy: WOO WEE!
LET'S SEE WHO GOT CLOSER ON THAT
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ONE.
♪ I GOT NOTHING TO DO, RUNNING
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30 SETS LIKE THE ONES ON MY
SHOE ♪
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♪
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE PART I
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FORGOT
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: SAD AND EMBARRASSING
>> I'M GLAD I GOT MY BOOTY IN.
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BECAUSE I KNOW THAT'S WHAT THE
PEOPLE WANT.
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>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING WITH THE
JUDGES
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JUDGES
JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT
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YEAH, YOU GOT THE WIN RIGHT
THERE.
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THAT WAS AMAZING
JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT, YOU ARE
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THE BEST
MORE WITH JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT
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AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
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♪
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♪ YOUR EYES DON'T BLINK ♪
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>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A
VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS IN
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THE NEW NETFLIX FILM "PROJECT
POWER," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING
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THIS FRIDAY.
MAN, I LOVE THIS GUY
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HERE HE IS, JOSEPH
GORDON‐LEVITT.
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HEY, BUD
>> HOW'S IT GOING?
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>> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE
YOU.
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AND THANK YOU FOR DOING THE
TIKTOK DANCE CHALLENGE WITH ME
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>> I WAS HONORED
I WAS HONORED, THANK YOU
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>> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN
A WHILE.
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>> NO.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU TOOK A
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BREAK FROM ACTING, AND YOU'RE
NOW A DAD.
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>> EXACTLY, MAN.
YEAH
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I FELT LUCKY I GOT TO TAKE SOME
TIME OFF
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AND HAVE I TWO BOYS.
AND IT'S ‐‐ IT'S THE BEST.
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IT'S THE BEST.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT
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LOOK AT THE SMILE.
>> IT'S SO TRUE.
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>> Jimmy: IT'S THE GREATEST
THING.
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I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST
THE PERFECT ‐‐ I ALWAYS SAW YOU
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BEING A DAD.
SO I THINK THAT'S GREAT.
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>> THANKS.
THAT'S ONE OF THE SWEETEST
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THINGS YOU COULD SAY ABOUT A
PERSON
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I SAW YOU IN A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT
DADS THAT BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD
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MADE ABOUT DADS.
AND I WAS ‐‐ I'VE BEEN WANTING
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TO TELL YOU THIS EVERY SINCE I
SAW IT
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I SAW IT A FEW WEEKS AGO
AND YOU WERE SAYING LIKE THE
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QUESTION WAS WHAT IS A DAD, AND
YOU WERE LIKE A DAD IS ‐‐ AND
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YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT
WORD, AND YOU'RE, "A HERO.
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AND I JUST ABOUT STARTED CRYING
WHEN YOU SAID THAT.
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>> Jimmy: I SAID THAT?
>> THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ‐‐ I'M
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SOMEONE'S DAD NOW.
BECAUSE I REMEMBER LOOKING UP TO
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MY DAD THAT EXACT SAME WAY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
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>> YOU KNOW, THERE IS NOT REALLY
A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE YOU CAN
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JUST GRAB THEM AND LIKE, YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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>> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT.
AND I THINK THERE WILL PROBABLY
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COME A CERTAIN AGE WHERE IT'S
NOT THAT EASY TO GET THEM AND DO
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THAT.
>> RIGHT NOW I STILL CAN.
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>> Jimmy: ME TOO
HIT RECORD
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I ALWAYS LOVE THAT YOU CREATED
THIS BEFORE THERE WAS ANY KIND
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OF COLLAB GOING ON THE INTERNET.
IT WAS WAY AHEAD OF ITS TIME,
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AND I LOVE THAT YOU MADE THAT
AND I CHECK IT OUT ALL THE TIME.
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>> YOU HAVE BEEN A SUPPORTER OF
IT ALL THE TIME.
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YOU HAVE BEEN AN EARLY CHAMPION
OF THE COMMUNITY.
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>> Jimmy: THERE ARE SO MANY
AWESOME, FUN, CREATIVE THINGS.
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AND ON THE SITE IT HAS SOME
CREATIVE PROMPTS FOR PEOPLE TO
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SEE AND SEE HOW THAT CAN INSPIRE
SOMETHING.
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AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE KIND
OF FUN IF MAYBE YOU COULD ANSWER
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SOME OF THE PROMPTS WE'VE GOTTEN
FROM THE WEBSITE.
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>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: AND SEE WHAT YOUR
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ANSWER WOULD BE.
>> YEAH, SURE.
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>> Jimmy: THESE ARE TRICKY, BY
THE WAY.
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THESE ARE GREAT.
QUESTIONS.
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YOU CAN ONLY BRING ONE ALBUM TO
A DESERTED ISLAND AND HAVE TO
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LISTEN TO IT ON LOOP FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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WHAT ARE YOU PICKING
>> I MEAN, LISTEN TO ANY ALBUM
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ON LOOP FOR THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE.
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>> Jimmy: IT IS TRICKY.
>> IT'S PROBABLY "THE POINT" BY
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HARRY NIELSEN.
>> Jimmy: WHAT
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>> DO YOU KNOW THAT RECORD
>> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO NIELSEN
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SCHMILSEN HARRY NIELSEN.
THE POINT, ME AND MY ARROW.
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>> EXACTLY
>> Jimmy: TROUBLES
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ALL RIGHT.
THIS ONE BLEW MY MIND.
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I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW YOUR
ANSWER
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LOOK AT THIS PHOTO, PLEASE
>> YEAH.
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>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THIS ASTRONAUT
THINKING
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>> SHE'S GOT HER HELMET ON SO
SHE CAN'T BREATHE THE AIR
408
00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:01,607
ANYMORE.
I'M GOING DARK WITH THIS
409
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,776
SHE CAN'T BREATHE IF AIR
ANYMORE.
410
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,210
THE AIR IS NOT HEALTHY TO
BREATHE.
411
00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:09,148
SHE CAN'T GO OUTSIDE
SHE IS TRYING TO WRITE DOWN HER
412
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:14,286
MEMOIR, AND SHE HATES IT SO SHE
IS THROWING IT ON THE GROUND.
413
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:19,858
>> THING PICTURE WAS TAKEN LAST
WEEK AND SHE IS WHEN IS THE NEW
414
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,260
SEASON OF "OZARK"?
I NEED SOMETHING
415
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,663
LET'S GO
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE.
416
00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:27,766
I SAW IT
WE HAD JAMIE FOXX ON THE SHOW.
417
00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:31,337
IT'S CALLED "PROJECT POWER."
BASICALLY, THE IDEA IS THERE
418
00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,839
MIGHT BE A NEW DRUG ON THE
PLANET OR PILL THAT YOU TAKE,
419
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:38,344
AND YOU BECOME THE MOST
POWERFUL ‐‐ YOU HAVE SECRET
420
00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:39,979
SUPER POWERS FOR FIVE MINUTES.
>> YEAH.
421
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,381
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GOING GET.
422
00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:43,449
THE PILL MIGHT GIVE YOU
SOMETHING GOOD
423
00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:46,318
IT'S DIFFERENT FOR EVERYBODY
IT MIGHT GIVE YOU SOMETHING BAD,
424
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,821
IT MIGHT KILL YOU.
IT'S AN ENTERTAINING PREMISE.
425
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,991
>> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT PREMISE
FOR A MOVIE.
426
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,859
AND I LOVE DOMINIQUE FISHBACK.
I'VE NEVER SEEN HER.
427
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,694
>> YES
>> Jimmy: SHE WAS ‐‐
428
00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:57,563
>> I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU BROUGHT
HER UP
429
00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,898
SHE IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THIS
MOVIE.
430
00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:04,003
AND I'M A HUGE JAMIE FOXX FAN,
LOVED HIM EVER SINCE "IN LIVING
431
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:08,073
COLOR," EVERYTHING
BUT DOMINIQUE FISHBACK
432
00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:13,312
ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO LOVES
MOVIES, ACTORS, ACTING, SHE IS
433
00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:14,179
AN UP AND COMING NEW BRILLIANT
TALENT
434
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,048
DOMINIQUE FISHBACK
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HER
435
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:19,218
COLLABORATOR, HER FRIEND
SHE IS SO GOOD.
436
00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:23,022
>> Jimmy: JAMIE FOXX, FOR ME, HE
CAN DO NO WRONG.
437
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:26,525
BOTH YOU HAVE GUYS TOGETHER.
I HEARD THAT WHEN HE DOES A
438
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,494
MOVIE; HE HAS ENTRANCE MUSIC ON
A SET.
439
00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:31,563
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE ‐‐ THAT'S TRUE, ACTUALLY.
440
00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:32,464
>> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF
THAT.
441
00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,600
>> HE DOES
I LISTEN TO MUSIC ON ASSET LOT
442
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,602
TOO.
IT'S USEFUL WHEN YOU'RE TRYING
443
00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:40,639
TO ACT AND CONCENTRATE
I PUT IN HEADPHONES, THOUGH.
444
00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:42,708
JAMIE DOESN'T COME WITH
HEADPHONES
445
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:48,380
JAMIE COMES TO SET WITH A
BACKPACK WITH A BUILT‐IN MASSIVE
446
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,683
SPEAKER JUST BUMPING HIS MUSIC,
WHATEVER HE IS PLAYING
447
00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:53,519
AND HE PLAYS A WIDE VARIETY OF
MUSIC.
448
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:56,155
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY COOL
BECAUSE HE IS BRINGING EVERYBODY
449
00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:58,457
INTO HIS CREATIVE PROCESS, YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN
450
00:25:58,457 --> 00:26:01,727
INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE I'M
FOCUSED, DON'T TALK TO ME, HE IS
451
00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:04,897
EVERYBODY ON THE CREW, FEEL THIS
WITH ME!
452
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:05,931
AND IT REALLY LIVENS EVERYBODY
UP
453
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,766
JAMIE IS BRILLIANT
I LOVE HIM.
454
00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:10,469
>> Jimmy: I GOT TO GET ONE OF
THOSE BACK PACKS
455
00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:12,771
IT'S LIKE A BOOK PACK.
YEAH
456
00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:15,274
>> HE PULLS IT OFF REALLY WELL
IT MIGHT PLAY A LITTLE
457
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:18,577
DIFFERENTLY ON YOU
I'M JUST SAYING.
458
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:21,313
LIKE I LOVE YOU, JIMMY
IT MIGHT ‐‐
459
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:25,884
>> Jimmy: NO, BUT I'LL BE
WALKING IN PLAYING HARRY
460
00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:29,621
NIELSEN, CRANKING IT UP.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
461
00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:31,690
HERE IS JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT IN
"PROJECT POWER."
462
00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:34,760
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ON NETFLIX
>> ON YOUR KNEES, HANDS BEHIND
463
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,395
YOUR HEAD.
NOPD
464
00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:37,162
SEE, WE HAVE A LADY HERE AS
WELL
465
00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:39,798
YOU TOO, MA'AM
HANDS, VERY GOOD
466
00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:43,502
THANK YOU.
NOW HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING
467
00:26:43,502 --> 00:26:46,438
TONIGHT?
YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT,
468
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:50,709
YOUNG MAN?
YOU EVER TAKEN ONE OF THOSE
469
00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:53,312
BEFORE
YOU HAVEN'T, I CAN TELL.
470
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:56,715
I BET YOU HEARD IT CAN MAKE YOU
FAST, MAKE YOU STRONG, MAKE THIS
471
00:26:56,715 --> 00:27:00,652
A FAIR FIGHT, EVEN THOUGH I GOT
A GUN POINTED AT YOUR FACE
472
00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:02,721
BUT THAT'S ONLY IF YOU HAPPEN TO
HAVE A GOOD POWER.
473
00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:04,690
NOT EVERYBODY DOES
SOME PEOPLE TAKE IT AND JUST
474
00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:08,427
BLOW UP.
>> I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS
475
00:27:08,427 --> 00:27:10,829
ANYMORE, MAN.
>> SHUT .
476
00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:14,233
>> SO THE QUESTION, WHAT'S YOUR
POWER?
477
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:16,602
>> MIGHT BE GOOD, MIGHT BE BAD
NOBODY NOSE.
478
00:27:16,602 --> 00:27:18,137
>> TAKE THE PILL, TOMMY.
>> TAKE IT
479
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:21,874
GO AHEAD
I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS
480
00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:24,376
>> Jimmy: JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT,
HOPEFULLY WE GET TO SEE EACH
481
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:27,880
OTHER IN PERSON SOON
"PROJECT POWER" BEGINS STREAMING
482
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,848
THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX
HUG THAT FAMILY, BUDDY
483
00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:31,583
I LOVE YOU.
>> I WILL MAN.
484
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,684
THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: GREAT TO SEE YOU
485
00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:33,619
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PAULA
PELL, EVERYONE
486
00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:38,590
STICK AROUND
♪
487
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:41,860
♪ WE OBVIOUSLY NEED TO TONE IT
DOWN A BIT, RUN AROUND TOWN LIKE
488
00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:42,185
A COUNTERFEIT ♪
489
00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:56,008
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN
490
00:27:56,008 --> 00:28:00,145
EMMY WINNING WRITER AND A VERY
FUNNY ACTOR WHO WROTE AND STARS
491
00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:02,114
IN THE NEW SHOW "MAPLEWORTH
MURDERS," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW
492
00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:05,617
ON QUIBI
HERE IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST
493
00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:11,290
PEOPLE I KNOW, PAULA PELL!
OH, I LOVE YOU, PAULA PELL
494
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,825
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THE
SHOW
495
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,762
I RECENTLY ZOOMED WITH YOU, AND
I GOT ‐‐ I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO
496
00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:19,631
SEE YOUR PARENTS
ARE THEY STILL VISITING?
497
00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:22,668
>> YOU KNOW, THEY LEFT PRETTY
FAST
498
00:28:22,668 --> 00:28:25,837
I KEPT THEM HERE UNDER LOCK AND
KEY FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS, AND
499
00:28:25,837 --> 00:28:27,606
THEN THEY WERE I THINK WE'RE
GOOD
500
00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:31,410
I THINK WE'RE GOOD TO GO HOME.
AND I TOOK THEM HOME AND THEY
501
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:36,148
GOT A NEW DOG AND THEY'RE SO
MADLY IN LOVE WITH THEIR NEW
502
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:38,183
BAGGILE THAT THEY REALLY HAVE
FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME
503
00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:41,153
>> YOUR MOM SAID TO ME, I DON'T
KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER.
504
00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:43,121
>> OH MY GOD.
>> Jimmy: I WATCH EVERY NIGHT.
505
00:28:43,121 --> 00:28:46,925
YOU'RE LIKE MY SLEEPING PILL.
>> IT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR.
506
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,460
IT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR IN
THE SACK FROM SOMEONE TOO, YOU
507
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,862
KNOW WHAT I MEAN
A ONE‐NIGHT STAND.
508
00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:54,499
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO
TAKE MY AMBIEN BECAUSE YOU
509
00:28:54,499 --> 00:28:56,668
STARTED TALKING ABOUT YOUR LIFE
AND TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR CAREER
510
00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:59,071
AND STUFF AND I WAS OUT.
>> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS DID BITS AND
511
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,607
STUFF TOGETHER ALL THE TIME.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST BIT
512
00:29:01,607 --> 00:29:04,543
THAT YOU EVER DID IN YOUR LIFE
>> YES, ONE OF THE FIRST BITS I
513
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:08,814
EVER DID WAS IN FRONT OF MY
FAMILY, I HAD A BEAGLE PUPPY,
514
00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:14,486
AND I USED TO DO AN INFOMERCIAL
FOR BEAGLEMATIC AND IT WAS SORT
515
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:18,323
OF A DAN AYKROYD LIKE BASSMATIC
BUT IT WAS A BEAGLEMATIC WHERE I
516
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:21,260
WOULD PUT FOOD ON THE FLOOR AND
I WOULD VACUUM
517
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,996
MY BEAGLE IS WAY TOO FAT NOW FOR
ME TO DO IT.
518
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:26,198
I CAN'T HOLD HIM UP.
IT'S A DIFFERENT BEAGLE, ANOTHER
519
00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,934
GENERATION
SO I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU IT WITH
520
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:34,473
MY POODLE MIX.
AND I HOPE HE ‐‐ I HOPE HE IS
521
00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:36,575
CONSENSUAL IN WHAT I'M ABOUT TO
DO
522
00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:41,046
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SURE HE IS
SO THIS IS THE BEAGLEMATIC.
523
00:29:41,046 --> 00:29:47,052
>> ARE YOU EVER ON THE WAY TO
FEED YOUR CHILDREN CEREAL AND
524
00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:49,121
YOU ACCIDENTALLY TRIP BECAUSE
YOU'RE STILL RIDING THE AMBIEN
525
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:55,160
YOU TOOK LAST NIGHT BECAUSE YOUR
KIDS WERE BRATS?
526
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,229
WELL, YOU CAN USE A POODLEMATIC.
UH‐OH, UH‐OH
527
00:29:57,229 --> 00:30:02,267
I SPILLED ‐‐ I SPILLED SOME
CEREAL
528
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:06,738
I'M GOING TO USE THIS
POODLEMATIC.
529
00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:10,475
IT'S GOT THREE SPEEDS.
IT'S GOT.
530
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,243
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOD, OH MY
GOODNESS
531
00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:14,413
WOW.
THAT IS A GOOD BIT
532
00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:17,916
COME ON.
THE POODLEMATIC.
533
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:20,852
>> AND I WANT TO TELL EVERYONE
WATCHING, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT
534
00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:25,991
TO YOUR DOG IF THEY HAVE A
NERVOUS DISORDER OR SOMETHING.
535
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:29,928
HE IS A REAL EASY GOING GUY.
I WOULD BE LIABLE FOR A BIG BITE
536
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:32,798
IN YOUR FACE IF YOU'RE GOING TO
SWING AROUND BECAUSE YOUR HANDS
537
00:30:32,798 --> 00:30:37,369
ARE VERY CLOSE TO THEIR B‐HOLE.
>> Jimmy: BEAGLE
538
00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:40,739
>> YOUR B‐HOLE, NOT YOUR BEAGLE.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT GARY
539
00:30:40,739 --> 00:30:43,909
>> BEAGLE B‐HOLE
IT WAS ON "THREE'S COMPANY", THE
540
00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:47,846
REGAL BEAGLE.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS NOT CALLED THE
541
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:55,520
BEAGLE B‐HOLE.
IT WAS CALLED THE REGAL BEAGLE
542
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:59,558
PAULA, I SAW THAT YOU HAVE A
LIP‐SYNCHING BIT, BECAUSE WE'VE
543
00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:02,494
DONE LIP‐SYNCHING ON THE SHOW
TOGETHER.
544
00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:04,463
>> I LOVE ALL YOUR LIP‐SYNCHS SO
MUCH
545
00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:07,232
I WANTED TO PUT A LITTLE SPIN ON
IT
546
00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:10,469
THIS ACTUALLY ORIGINATED WHEN I
USED TO DO MUSICAL THEATER
547
00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:14,740
WHEN EVER THERE WAS A SONG THAT
I WASN'T IN THE PLAY, I WOULD
548
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:17,476
LIP‐SYNCH IN THIS MANNER
BACKSTAGE.
549
00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:20,212
SO THIS IS A LITTLE LIP‐SYNCH,
AND THAT IS AN HOMAGE TO
550
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:26,017
QUESTLOVE BECAUSE HE IS PLAYING
THE DRUMS ON THIS TRACK, WHICH
551
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:27,853
IS "YOU DON'T KNOW" BY JILL
SCOTT.
552
00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:34,960
>> Jimmy: AH‐HA.
>> LET ME MOVE THIS DOWN
553
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:39,798
♪ DID YOU EVER GIVE UP ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
554
00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:56,047
>> Jimmy: STOP IT, OH, MY GOSH
♪ JUST TO HAVE HIM ♪
555
00:31:56,047 --> 00:32:01,420
♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU
DON'T KNOW NOTHING, YOU DON'T
556
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:07,225
KNOW NOTHING YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU
DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT LOVE ♪
557
00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:09,995
>> Jimmy: REALLY INTO IT.
>> REALLY MELTS INTO HER
558
00:32:09,995 --> 00:32:12,164
SADNESS.
>> Jimmy: GOSH, THAT IS SO GOOD,
559
00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:14,366
MAN.
I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT "MAPLEWORTH
560
00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:17,169
MURDERS.
IT'S ON QUIBI, BECAUSE I WANT
561
00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:19,137
EVERYONE TO CHECK THIS OUT
YOU ROW REST LEASE THREE
562
00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:25,911
EPISODES ON MONDAY
AND IT IS A TAKE ON KIND OF A
563
00:32:25,911 --> 00:32:28,747
"MURDER SHE WROTE" KIND OF
THING.
564
00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:34,119
>> IT'S LIKE "MURDER SHE WROTE",
JESSICA FLETCHER, BBC, THOSE
565
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:36,555
OLDER SLEUTHY LADIES EXCEPT I'M
GAY AND I HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF
566
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:39,124
DOGS
AND JOHN LUTZ IS THE ONE THAT
567
00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:42,961
CAME UP WITH THE IDEA.
AND HE PLAYS THE DEPUTY WHO IS
568
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,596
VERY BARNEY FIVESQUE, AND HE IS
SO FUNNY.
569
00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:52,904
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, THE GUEST
STARS IN THIS, MAYA RUDOLPH,
570
00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:54,573
FRED ARMISEN, TERRY CRUZ, TINA
FEY.
571
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:58,376
>> ANDY SAMBERG.
>> Jimmy: CHRIS PARNELL.
572
00:32:58,376 --> 00:33:03,415
>> AND JB IS THE POLICE CHIEF
AND HE IS UNGODLY FUNNY.
573
00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:07,219
AND HALEY PLAYS MY NIECE
WE WATCHED SO MANY "MURDER SHE
574
00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:11,389
WROTES" AND JESSICA ALWAYS HAD A
NIECE IN EVERY TOWN.
575
00:33:11,389 --> 00:33:13,358
I'M GOING TO CLEVELAND TO SEE MY
NIECE.
576
00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:18,497
HOW MANY SIBLINGS DID SHE HAVE
SHE HAS SO MANY NIECES
577
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,599
BUT WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN MAKING
IT
578
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,901
AND THIS WORLD NEEDS SOME
LAUGHTER
579
00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:26,571
SO PLEASE, PLEASE WATCH IT
YOU'LL ‐‐ THERE MAY BE ‐‐ I'M
580
00:33:26,571 --> 00:33:30,509
JUST GOING TO TEASE.
THERE MIGHT BE SOME TASTEFUL
581
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:33,144
NUDITY IN IT
AND SO JUST, YOU KNOW, WAIT THAT
582
00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:35,981
OUT.
BUT THERE IS JUST SOME REALLY,
583
00:33:35,981 --> 00:33:38,917
REALLY FUNNY EPISODES.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
584
00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:40,385
EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE SHOW.
HERE IS PAULA PELL IN
585
00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:46,258
"MAPLEWORTH MURDERS.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
586
00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:49,427
>> EVERY HAS ITS SHARE OF
INTERESTING CHARACTERS
587
00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:52,030
OH [ BLEEP ] PAIGE WELLINGTON IS
HERE
588
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:57,068
SHE IS THE EDITOR OF THE TOWN
PAPER, THE BIWEEKLY MONTHLY, AND
589
00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:57,903
SHE IS A REAL PAIN IN THE PUCKER
HOLE
590
00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:01,273
HEY!
>> WHAT A BEAUTIFUL POLYESTER
591
00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:03,308
GET‐UP.
>> WHAT LOVELY COLORLESS NECK
592
00:34:03,308 --> 00:34:05,277
BALLS.
>> NICE WIG.
593
00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:07,445
>> I'M HEIDI
I'M A NIECE.
594
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:11,283
>> CUTE.
I'D LEAVE THE PARTY BUT I'M
595
00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:12,284
DOING A STORY ON JULIET.
>> I'M SURE IT WILL BE
596
00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:17,856
INTERESTING.
SHE WRITES NONFICTION.
597
00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:22,661
>> IT'S BETTER THAN A BOOK FULL
OF NAUGHTY MADE‐UP WORD GARBAGE.
598
00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:26,631
>> MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
IT'S ACT CRAD.
599
00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:30,535
>> MAKING MY EYES WATER.
>> PAIGE
600
00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:31,303
WHO RAISED YOU
>> I DIDN'T DO IT.
601
00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:33,371
>> Jimmy: COME ON.
AND THIS IS RELEASED EVERY
602
00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:36,875
MONDAY
>> EVERY MONDAY, THREE EPISODES,
603
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,276
WHICH IS A WHOLE STORY IN
ITSELF
604
00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:42,013
SO YOU WATCH IN THREE.
IT'S SO FUN.
605
00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:43,515
>> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT.
PAULA PELL, WHAT A PLEASURE AND
606
00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:46,585
AN HONOR
I'M SO HAPPY YOU CAME ON
607
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,653
THAT JUST MADE MY WHOLE YEAR
IT'S SO FUNNY.
608
00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:51,723
>> I LOVE YOU TO DEATH.
>> Jimmy: ME TOO.
609
00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:53,358
>> KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUDDY
610
00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:54,492
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
PERFORMANCE FROM JESSIE REYEZ,
611
00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:57,729
EVERYBODY.
STICK AROUND
612
00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:05,376
♪
613
00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:31,496
♪ LOVE YOU IN THE WORST WAY
YOU KNOCK ME DOWN LIKE
614
00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:33,398
A HEAVYWEIGHT MM‐MM ♪
♪ WE FELL IN LOVE
615
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:36,434
GOT A KO OH NO
TOO DAMN YOUNG ♪
616
00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:39,904
♪ SO WE BROKE UP NO G
SO MUCH FOR
617
00:35:39,904 --> 00:35:41,573
WEDDING DATE HA ♪
♪ I KNOW NOBODY GET
618
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,541
OUTTA LOVE ALIVE
WE EITHER BREAK UP
619
00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,176
WHEN WE'RE YOUNG ♪
♪ OR WE SAY GOODBYE
620
00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:47,012
WHEN WE DIE ♪
♪ FOR A MOMENT AT
621
00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:48,546
LEAST I KNOW
YOU WERE MINE AN
622
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:51,282
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL ♪
♪ BUT WINTER COMES AN
623
00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:58,623
ROSES DON'T SURVIV
IT'S GETTIN' LAT
624
00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:00,458
AND I SHOULD GO ♪
♪ BUT I WANNA HOLD YA
625
00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:09,868
LIKE IT'S JUNE
IN THE WEST END ♪
626
00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:13,905
♪ BACK WHEN YOU
WERE MY BEST FRIEN
627
00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:18,843
BEFORE LOV
CAME TO KILL US ♪
628
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:24,182
♪ WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
BUT I CAN'
629
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:28,553
LEARN MY LESSON ♪
♪ I MISS WHEN YOU
630
00:36:28,553 --> 00:36:34,125
WERE MY BEST FRIEN
BEFORE LOV
631
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:38,496
CAME TO KILL US ♪
♪ SO UNDER THE MASK
632
00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:42,600
OF THE MOO
COULD WE DANCE
633
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:51,743
IN THE PAST ♪
♪ BEFORE LOVE
634
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:55,880
BEFORE LOV
CAME TO KILL US ♪
635
00:36:55,880 --> 00:37:04,322
♪
♪ LIFE'S GOOD AND
636
00:37:04,322 --> 00:37:07,358
I'M GETTIN' PAID
BUT I THINK ABOUT YO
637
00:37:07,358 --> 00:37:13,732
EVERYDAY STILL ♪
♪ WHEN I MISS YOU I MEDICAT
638
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,334
POUR UP DRINK DRIN
TEARS COME OUT
639
00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:21,039
LIKE A RENEGADE AH ♪
♪ 'CAUSE NOBODY GET
640
00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:23,541
OUT OF LOVE ALIV
WE EITHER BREAK UP
641
00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,176
WHEN WE'RE YOUNG ♪
♪ OR WE SAY GOODBYE
642
00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:28,680
WHEN WE DIE ♪
♪ FOR A MOMENT AT
643
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,548
LEAST I KNOW
YOU WERE MINE AN
644
00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:32,951
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL ♪
♪ BUT WINTER COMES AN
645
00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:39,724
ROSES DON'T SURVIV
IT'S GETTIN' LAT
646
00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:47,532
AND I SHOULD GO ♪
♪ BUT I WANNA HOLD YA
647
00:37:47,532 --> 00:37:53,271
LIKE IT'S JUNE
IN THE WEST END ♪
648
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:57,976
♪ BACK WHEN YOU
WERE MY BEST FRIEN
649
00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:01,579
BEFORE LOV
CAME TO KILL US ♪
650
00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:06,851
♪ WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
BUT I CAN'
651
00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:12,190
LEARN MY LESSON ♪
♪ I MISS WHEN YOU
652
00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:16,995
WERE MY BEST FRIEN
BEFORE LOV
653
00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:21,833
CAME TO KILL US ♪
♪ SO UNDER THE MASK
654
00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:26,304
OF THE MOO
COULD WE DANCE
655
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:37,448
IN THE PAST ♪
♪ BEFORE LOVE
656
00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:41,586
UNDER THE MASK
OF THE MOO
657
00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:53,531
COULD WE DANCE IN THE PAST ♪
♪ BEFORE LOVE
658
00:38:53,531 --> 00:39:02,373
BEFORE LOV
BEFORE LOV
659
00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:08,713
CAME TO KILL US ♪
♪
660
00:39:08,713 --> 00:39:24,996
♪ OOH OOH ♪
♪
661
00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:27,700
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO
JESSIE REYEZ
662
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:28,587
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE
COME BACK, EVERYBODY
663
00:39:28,587 --> 00:39:29,445
♪
664
00:39:48,904 --> 00:40:02,201
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH
665
00:40:02,201 --> 00:40:03,869
FOR WATCHING
PLEASE STAY SAFE OUT THERE
666
00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:05,170
WASH YOUR HANDS, DON'T TOUCH
YOUR FACE, WE'LL SEE YOU
667
00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,372
TOMORROW
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
668
00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:53,385
♪
♪
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