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Alex!
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Alexia Wheaton!
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Let's get a move on!
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Man, oh, man.
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Chill, you vagrant. I'm coming!
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Ben, Nan, later.
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We can't let her go out
in public like that, Ben. Alex!
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Stop!
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Whoa!
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What's wrong with you,
besides the obvious?
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- We're gonna be late again.
- Oh, pop a Midol.
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Who said anything about being late?
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I've had it.
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I am going to clean out her closet.
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And from now on, it's cardigan sweaters
and monogrammed blouses.
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And I don't think that it's healthy
that she call me Nan.
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It shows a total disregard
for our family hierarchy.
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Nan, listen.
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Have you noticed that when you insist
that Alex calls you Mom...
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the greater pleasure she gets
from calling you Nan?
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And when we object
to her provocative clothing...
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she just finds something
more provocative to wear the next day.
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And when we encourage the girls
to get along...
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the more out of hand
their sibling rivalry gets.
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What have our patients
been telling us all these years?
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That their parents
have ruined their lives.
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Exactly. Now...
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I think the only way
these girls are gonna get along...
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show us some respect
and bring harmony to this household...
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is for you and I
to stop interfering.
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There'll be no reason for them to rebel
against our rules and demands...
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because...
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there won't be any.
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- Morning, Hayley.
- Hi.
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Oh, excellent shirt, Aly. Wow.
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That's three days in a row, Hayley.
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If it happens again, I'm going
to start deducting from your grade.
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It won't.
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All right.
Now tomorrow's quiz will require...
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slide identification
of the following constellations...
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Canis Majorus, Leo...
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Taurus...
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That rhymes.
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Cool shorts, guys.
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Doctor's orders.
He said I had to sit out again.
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What do you think
they're talking about right now?
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Etruscan art.
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- How should I know?
- It's your sister.
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Sabrina, is that stubble?
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I swear, I shaved this morning.
I must have just missed a spot.
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So, Alex,
what's the limit on the festival again?
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No limit.
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Hello, beautiful.
How you doing?
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All right. Test scores are in.
Time to face the music.
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Mr. Gerard.
You need to make that up with me.
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Very nice.
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Barely adequate.
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But Hayley here. Very nice.
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It's nice to see someone coming out
smelling like a rose.
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Lose the gum, if you would.
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So, any questions
about grades, homework?
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Life, in general?
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- Mr. Watson?
- Yes, Alexia.
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Can I go to the ladies' room, please?
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What difference does it make?
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Oh, I think it's so admirable
that you attended the police academy.
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You see, it's always been a dream
of mine to go into law enforcement.
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But my parents, whom, by the way, think
you're a wonderful administrator...
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want me to get a degree first,
like you.
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I never knew anyone looked to me
as a role model.
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Oh, since the ninth grade!
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But in order for me
to follow in your path...
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I have to start
by getting into Felder first...
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and, well,
I was thinking that you...
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being a distinguished principal
and all...
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might like to write
a recommendation for me.
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And what might the recommendation say?
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Dear Admissions Committee...
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though Alexia Wheaton is in...
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the bottom half of her class...
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she dresses well.
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Oh! So you'll consider it.
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Where's the dirt?
She hasn't written in two weeks.
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Think she's onto us?
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Do you think they do it?
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Well, I don't have
any documented evidence, but...
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Man, they are so in love.
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We better evacuate.
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- There you are, Kyle.
- Thanks, Mrs. Wheaton.
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And do you have
enough salad there, Caitlin?
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Yes, thanks.
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You've got to be kidding.
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- We have guests.
- I don't mind.
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- I don't mind.
- Part of her experiment.
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You know, I made the fuel
from an apple you threw away.
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It was mealy.
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What?
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Kyle, would you mind serving me?
My nails are still wet.
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Sure.
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- Small portions, please.
- Sorry.
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Well, everyone. I found it.
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- Found what?
- The most outrageous dress...
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for Winter Festival.
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- And how low is it cut?
- And how much?
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It's 200 and something.
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298.
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As in over $300
with tax for a dress?
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Your limit was 200.
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I know, but...
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what's an extra hundred
over the course of a lifetime?
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My children will see me in these photos,
and I want them to think I look nice.
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But there must be another nice dress
for a more reasonable price.
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But this one sounds so very special.
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So, here. Here's the credit card.
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Wear it in good health.
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Why don't you take Hayley with you...
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so that she can pick out a dress
for the Winter Festival too?
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- That's a great idea. Can I come?
- Wait.
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We're sisters. We're not friends.
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And we don't shop together.
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- Alex, that's terrible.
- Honey.
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I'm not going anyway.
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But, Muffin!
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This is your first Winter Festival,
and it would be such fun.
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And don't you want to be there
to see if your sister gets crowned...
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queen?
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You probably know
what you want to do.
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Stay at home.
Watch the Discovery Channel, huh?
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Amen.
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- Go ahead.
- Oh, no. It's yours.
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Well, here. We'll share it.
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There you go.
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Canis Majorus.
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Canis Majorus.
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And Leo.
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Arcturus, where are you?
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There you are. Okay.
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I wish I were Alexia Wheaton.
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Man, oh, man! It worked!
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What? What worked?
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- I...
- You did this?
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I made a wish
when I saw a shooting star.
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You made a wish to be me?
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I didn't think it would work.
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I don't like it in here!
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Wish us back!
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I don't think that's possible, Hayley.
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I think it is, Hayley! Do it now!
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I can't. It's daytime.
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Well, I hate to spoil your fun...
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but I have a lot of personal stuff
to deal with today.
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And we are not leaving this house
till things are back in order.
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I'll handle this.
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Me? I'm Alexia.
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Alexia Wheaton.
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Personally, I like it best...
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when my boyfriend Kyle
calls me Aly.
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Happy birthday
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Happy birthdayYadda, yadda, yadda
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Now reverse the wish.
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All right. I wish I were Hayley.
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Don't you know
the birthday candle rule?
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You have to say the wish to yourself,
otherwise, it can't come true.
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On to plan B.
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- It's a wishing well.
- Got it.
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Would you try it
with a little more "umph"?
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I can't do this.
I can't be you.
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And you obviously lack
the social grace to be me.
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I don't believe this.
I have split ends.
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- I have an astronomy test today.
- Don't stress.
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I had Frauenfleder
when I was a sophomore. I'll just cheat.
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But you can't. Ow!
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I mean, I... You...
You can't do that.
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When he passes out the test,
just faint or something.
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Get sent home sick.
I can make up the test tomorrow.
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You can spend the day watching TV
and eating.
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Deal. Close your eyes.
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No one finds out about this.
Especially Caitlin.
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Undoubtedly, she'd leak it
to the National Enquirer.
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I don't want any rumors going on
about me the week of the festival.
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Ouch! What about Mom and Dad?
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They'd have us committed.
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So wait. We have a secret?
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You and me?
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So, is there anything
I need to know about you...
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other than being a grungy
social outcast?
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I'm not grungy.
I just have my own style.
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Dirt under the fingernails is in?
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You won't mind if I remove it,
will you?
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So, how do I look?
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Today is definitely day one.
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- Day one of what?
- My diet.
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Excuse me.
I mean, your diet.
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A fruit and veggie fast.
You're bloated.
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What are you talking about?
I'm a knockout.
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The makeup may be a bit heavy.
Not me.
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Whatever. Lose the gum.
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Today, you're mine.
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Good morning, Daddy.
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Mom.
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You're looking particularly
adorable today.
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And, as usual, Alex...
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you are looking quite stylish yourself.
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Sis, allow me.
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How about a little cereal?
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That's okay.
I'm on a fruits and veggies fast only.
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Actually, we should get going.
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I wouldn't want Hayley to be late
for her big test.
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Nan, Ben.
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- Hi.
- Grow up!
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Excuse me.
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- What are you doing?
- Driving.
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You don't know how to drive.
Give me my keys.
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Give me my keys now.
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Thank you.
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You should know better.
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If I still had my badge,
I'd have to write you up.
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What are you, drunk?
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She was up late, studying,
so she could raise her GPA.
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Isn't that right, Alex?
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And I was just giving her, Hayley,
my little sis, a driving lesson.
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It won't happen again.
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Hayley, I wouldn't want anything
to harm your chances...
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of representing Hunter
in the science fair in D.C.
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- I certainly wouldn't.
- Thank you for being so understanding.
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You are a wonderful administrator
and an asset to this school.
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At least,
that's what Alex keeps telling me.
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You're my hero, Mrs. Mitter Mon...
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I won't tolerate
being called that name.
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Now get to class.
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You'll have approximately two and a half
minutes to answer each question...
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after the corresponding slide
has been shown.
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And I do suggest that you keep your eyes
on your own paper...
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because if you don't, I will pluck them
out and keep them in a jar on my desk.
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In the Ptolemaic Universe,
is it the Earth in the middle...
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with the stars and stuff
rotating around...
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or is it the sun in the middle...
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Mr. Frauenfleder?
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I'm... I'm not feeling very...
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Eleven serving six.
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Ow!
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- Are you okay, Alex?
- I'm fine.
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Muffin.
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I'm her mother.
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Let's get you home.
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I'd feel much better
if we could get some ice cream...
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and maybe stop
at Blockbuster on the way.
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- Hi.
- What did I do?
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Can't I just say hi?
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Of course you can. Hi.
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Oh, I guess you heard
that Hayley went home sick.
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00:24:39,185 --> 00:24:41,710
I'm so worried.
I'm going over after school.
253
00:24:41,788 --> 00:24:47,249
- I mean, what if there's brain damage?
- Oh, trust me, she'll be fine.
254
00:24:47,327 --> 00:24:49,852
Why don't you come and eat lunch
with me and my gang?
255
00:24:49,929 --> 00:24:53,695
I mean, Hayley would hate for you
to seem like a loner.
256
00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:55,758
Really? Okay.
257
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:05,238
Talley... Thanks. Talley, Sabrina,
Kazumi, this is Caitlin Scheinbaum.
258
00:25:05,311 --> 00:25:08,212
- She's eating lunch with us today.
- Why?
259
00:25:08,281 --> 00:25:12,684
Because she's Hayley's very best friend
in the entire world.
260
00:25:12,752 --> 00:25:15,152
- So?
- So...
261
00:25:16,289 --> 00:25:20,089
So be nice to her.
Hayley went home sick.
262
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:24,153
Hayley and I always wondered what
it would be like to eat with you guys.
263
00:25:24,230 --> 00:25:26,164
She'll be bummed she missed it.
264
00:25:26,232 --> 00:25:29,463
Oh, well, you can both eat with us
tomorrow. We'd be happy to have you.
265
00:25:31,471 --> 00:25:32,529
Right, guys?
266
00:25:35,442 --> 00:25:38,605
Oh, but don't bring
another tuna fish sandwich.
267
00:25:38,678 --> 00:25:40,043
It's one of our rules.
268
00:25:41,781 --> 00:25:42,975
- Sorry.
- Rules?
269
00:25:43,049 --> 00:25:45,813
Duh. They're supposed to be secrets.
270
00:25:45,885 --> 00:25:48,786
Your secrets are safe with me.
You can tell me anything.
271
00:25:48,855 --> 00:25:53,315
Well, we alternate
bringing diet sodas for everyone.
272
00:25:53,393 --> 00:25:54,553
Tomorrow can be your turn.
273
00:25:54,627 --> 00:25:56,925
- Okay.
- Tic Tac, anyone?
274
00:25:59,299 --> 00:26:02,268
Oh, Alex. What happened?
275
00:26:04,003 --> 00:26:07,461
Oh. Volleyball. You know.
276
00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:10,407
- Looks gruesome.
- That no makeup thing.
277
00:26:10,477 --> 00:26:13,776
That's actually very in.
Self, March issue.
278
00:26:13,847 --> 00:26:16,975
Anyway, Alex, tell us what happened
last night. How did you do it?
279
00:26:17,050 --> 00:26:18,950
- Do what?
- Dump Kyle.
280
00:26:21,554 --> 00:26:24,250
Why would I do
a stupid thing like that?
281
00:26:24,324 --> 00:26:25,985
Kyle's perfect.
282
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:30,422
- Alex, hello.
- You hit the limit.
283
00:26:31,498 --> 00:26:34,296
- What limit?
- The three-month max.
284
00:26:34,367 --> 00:26:37,495
Rule three, designed to maximize
our experience with different men.
285
00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:40,539
As of midnight last night,
the clock was up on Kyle.
286
00:26:40,607 --> 00:26:42,370
We reminded you yesterday.
287
00:26:43,276 --> 00:26:45,176
I thought the plan...
288
00:26:45,245 --> 00:26:48,146
was to ask him over for dinner,
do a little hot tub...
289
00:26:48,214 --> 00:26:51,809
call him a sick puppy
and then send him on his way.
290
00:26:56,122 --> 00:26:57,714
How could I have?
291
00:27:06,966 --> 00:27:08,399
I'm sorry.
292
00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:13,834
- Can I talk to you a minute?
- What could there be left to say?
293
00:27:13,907 --> 00:27:15,841
Just give me a second, please?
294
00:27:15,909 --> 00:27:18,309
All right. Fine.
295
00:27:18,378 --> 00:27:19,811
Geez.
296
00:27:23,349 --> 00:27:26,375
Okay. Kyle, whatever I said last night,
I didn't mean.
297
00:27:26,452 --> 00:27:28,386
I wasn't being myself.
298
00:27:28,454 --> 00:27:30,581
Let's go for a walk this afternoon
like old times.
299
00:27:32,592 --> 00:27:34,526
Listen, Alexia,
I have practice after school.
300
00:27:35,662 --> 00:27:40,031
I'm not interested in going with someone
who calls me a sick puppy.
301
00:27:43,336 --> 00:27:45,804
I can understand why you'd be angry...
302
00:27:46,940 --> 00:27:48,373
but...
303
00:27:50,376 --> 00:27:52,105
how can you resist me?
304
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,054
I'm sorry.
I haven't been myself lately.
305
00:28:04,123 --> 00:28:06,751
Can't we just get together
after practice and talk?
306
00:28:07,827 --> 00:28:10,193
I could give you a ride home.
307
00:28:11,297 --> 00:28:15,290
Well, I guess I could use a ride.
I'll be through at 4:00.
308
00:28:19,639 --> 00:28:21,106
Yes!
309
00:28:48,334 --> 00:28:49,767
Mr. Frauenfleder?
310
00:28:51,738 --> 00:28:55,265
Do you remember me,
Alexia Wheaton, Hayley's sister?
311
00:28:55,341 --> 00:28:57,275
Yes, you're the one
who ignited the counter...
312
00:28:57,343 --> 00:29:01,177
after neglecting to follow my directions
during chemistry section.
313
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:04,807
I still can't get the funding
to replace it.
314
00:29:04,884 --> 00:29:07,011
Hayley just wanted me to stop by...
315
00:29:07,086 --> 00:29:09,213
and find out
when she can make up for the test.
316
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,223
She can take it orally
when she's better.
317
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:14,556
Oh, I'm sure she'll be fine tomorrow.
318
00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:16,060
Mr. Frauenfleder...
319
00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:20,956
out of all your students,
is Hayley, perhaps, your favorite?
320
00:29:22,602 --> 00:29:27,039
You, of all people, should be thankful
I don't rank my students, Alexia.
321
00:29:28,541 --> 00:29:30,338
Well, between you and me...
322
00:29:30,410 --> 00:29:33,675
do you think she has a shot at winning
the science fair and going to nationals?
323
00:29:35,048 --> 00:29:37,141
Well, she's not very comfortable
at public speaking...
324
00:29:37,216 --> 00:29:39,150
but I expect she'll get it right.
325
00:29:39,218 --> 00:29:40,879
Hayley's very tenacious.
326
00:29:44,590 --> 00:29:46,182
Thank you.
327
00:30:13,086 --> 00:30:14,519
I'm coming!
328
00:30:17,623 --> 00:30:19,557
Oh, we don't want any.
329
00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:23,083
Oh, no. They're for you, Hayley.
A get-well thing.
330
00:30:23,162 --> 00:30:26,393
I heard about your episode,
and I was worried.
331
00:30:26,466 --> 00:30:30,095
Thanks, bud.
These are delish.
332
00:30:30,169 --> 00:30:32,694
I'd ask you in, but I'm ill.
333
00:30:32,772 --> 00:30:34,706
Maybe I'll see you tomorrow
at school or something.
334
00:30:34,774 --> 00:30:37,072
You don't wanna know who I am?
335
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,372
I don't know you?
336
00:30:42,415 --> 00:30:45,907
It's weird. Sometimes it's hard
for me to keep things straight.
337
00:30:45,985 --> 00:30:48,545
People, places, nouns, in general.
338
00:30:48,621 --> 00:30:51,181
That is weird.
339
00:30:51,257 --> 00:30:53,691
I'm Simon Smalley.
I just moved in next door.
340
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,558
- I've been wanting to meet you.
- Thanks for the cookies.
341
00:31:05,805 --> 00:31:08,399
So are we gonna get in the car?
342
00:31:08,474 --> 00:31:10,408
We could do that.
343
00:31:38,304 --> 00:31:39,737
Whoa!
344
00:31:42,008 --> 00:31:43,441
Geez!
345
00:31:55,855 --> 00:31:58,255
Hey, the curb!
346
00:32:02,495 --> 00:32:05,362
Wait!
Don't you remember where I live?
347
00:32:05,431 --> 00:32:07,456
Whoa!
348
00:32:07,533 --> 00:32:09,467
Maybe I should drive.
349
00:32:13,906 --> 00:32:16,238
Oh, this is great.
350
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,243
- Thanks.
- Sure.
351
00:32:22,248 --> 00:32:24,182
Since when do you listen to this?
352
00:32:25,384 --> 00:32:28,182
Oh, that reminds me. We better
do our thing before Alex gets home.
353
00:32:28,254 --> 00:32:30,188
- What thing?
- You know...
354
00:32:30,256 --> 00:32:32,190
see if she made a new entry
in her diary.
355
00:32:32,258 --> 00:32:34,783
I'm dying to figure out
what happened between her and Kyle.
356
00:32:34,861 --> 00:32:37,989
Oh, and I have to try on
that killer top she wore on Monday.
357
00:32:57,016 --> 00:33:00,383
Kyle, I just want you to know,
that, no matter what happens...
358
00:33:00,453 --> 00:33:02,318
I think you're the nicest, smartest...
359
00:33:02,388 --> 00:33:05,619
most gorgeous guy I've ever met
in my entire life.
360
00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:11,322
I hope this doesn't sound lame...
361
00:33:13,266 --> 00:33:17,532
but I've never seen you look
as beautiful as you do right now, Aly.
362
00:33:17,603 --> 00:33:20,299
And I mean that.
363
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:23,865
Without all that makeup
and hairspray and stuff...
364
00:33:23,943 --> 00:33:25,877
I can see you.
365
00:33:56,642 --> 00:33:58,576
Kyle, tell me you love me.
366
00:34:02,882 --> 00:34:04,941
Well, I...
367
00:34:05,017 --> 00:34:06,382
Don't you?
368
00:34:08,821 --> 00:34:12,120
Yes. I mean, no.
I mean, I really like you a lot.
369
00:34:12,191 --> 00:34:13,624
I just...
370
00:34:17,363 --> 00:34:19,661
Let's just be together, okay?
371
00:34:22,969 --> 00:34:25,961
All right. Come here.
372
00:34:57,670 --> 00:35:00,195
Hello, dear family.
373
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:04,142
You look like
you're craving a salad.
374
00:35:05,511 --> 00:35:07,342
Your nails!
375
00:35:10,116 --> 00:35:12,277
So where have you been
all afternoon?
376
00:35:13,819 --> 00:35:16,447
So, how is everyone?
377
00:35:16,522 --> 00:35:20,788
Alex, why don't you
come with me to the kitchen...
378
00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:23,385
and I'll show you
how to liven up that salad?
379
00:35:23,462 --> 00:35:25,396
It's not that bad.
380
00:35:30,736 --> 00:35:33,102
- What?
- What is that?
381
00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:34,833
- What?
- This.
382
00:35:34,907 --> 00:35:36,932
- That!
- Ow. I don't know.
383
00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:39,876
That's a hickey, you tramp.
384
00:35:39,945 --> 00:35:42,743
This? This is a hickey?
385
00:35:42,815 --> 00:35:44,009
Yes!
386
00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:47,177
It sounds like Alex got a hickey
and Hayley finds it distasteful.
387
00:35:47,253 --> 00:35:49,653
Who did this to you?
I mean, me.
388
00:35:49,722 --> 00:35:52,520
I mean...
Who the hell did this?
389
00:35:52,591 --> 00:35:55,424
Well, Kyle.
We were kissing...
390
00:35:55,494 --> 00:35:57,485
and I guess things got
a little out of control.
391
00:35:57,563 --> 00:35:59,793
You don't know how to kiss.
392
00:35:59,865 --> 00:36:02,095
I'm a natural.
393
00:36:02,168 --> 00:36:04,830
Wait a second.
394
00:36:04,904 --> 00:36:07,702
I broke up with Kyle last night.
395
00:36:09,575 --> 00:36:13,443
Well, you got back together with him
this afternoon.
396
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:20,379
This is unethical, Hayley!
397
00:36:20,453 --> 00:36:23,217
- How could you?
- I couldn't resist, Alex.
398
00:36:23,289 --> 00:36:25,348
He told me I never looked prettier.
399
00:36:25,424 --> 00:36:28,188
He was talking to me.
400
00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:30,387
No, he was talking to me.
401
00:36:30,463 --> 00:36:33,398
You weren't there. Besides...
402
00:36:33,466 --> 00:36:36,401
he doesn't like
all that makeup you wear.
403
00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:39,705
That's it.
404
00:36:39,772 --> 00:36:44,300
Outside! Thanks a lot for ruining
the most relaxing day of my life.
405
00:36:46,846 --> 00:36:50,304
Well, I have never seen Hayley
express her emotions so openly.
406
00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:52,850
Do it! Do it now!
407
00:36:54,086 --> 00:36:56,577
It's overcast. I can't.
408
00:36:58,124 --> 00:37:00,217
You mean to tell me that I'm stuck...
409
00:37:00,292 --> 00:37:03,056
in this measly little body
for another day...
410
00:37:03,129 --> 00:37:06,690
while you just parade around...
411
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:10,827
ruining my reputation
and destroying my beautiful nails?
412
00:37:12,171 --> 00:37:14,105
Looks that way, doesn't it?
413
00:37:15,641 --> 00:37:19,008
That it is. This is war!
414
00:37:19,078 --> 00:37:20,739
I'm gonna get you back.
415
00:37:20,813 --> 00:37:23,304
Fine. Be that way.
It was worth it.
416
00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:30,482
I'm on to you, Hayley.
417
00:37:30,556 --> 00:37:33,047
I know all about you and Caitlin
invading my privacy.
418
00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:35,616
Reading my diary,
trying on my clothes. Excuse me!
419
00:37:35,694 --> 00:37:38,595
- Where do you think you're going?
- Ow! My room.
420
00:37:38,664 --> 00:37:40,996
Let's get something straight, Hayley.
421
00:37:41,066 --> 00:37:45,696
You might have my body, breasts
and boyfriend, but you are not me.
422
00:37:45,771 --> 00:37:47,705
Go to your own room.
423
00:37:47,773 --> 00:37:50,139
Fine. But what would
Mom and Dad think?
424
00:37:53,979 --> 00:37:57,346
Fine, but if you touch anything...
425
00:37:57,416 --> 00:37:59,646
you'll wish you had never been born.
426
00:37:59,718 --> 00:38:01,413
- Fine.
- Fine.
427
00:38:47,299 --> 00:38:48,732
Good morning, Alex.
428
00:38:49,802 --> 00:38:54,705
This would be day two
of your diet, right?
429
00:38:57,509 --> 00:38:58,703
What diet?
430
00:39:02,915 --> 00:39:04,348
How about some juice with that?
431
00:39:13,459 --> 00:39:14,858
What are you doing?
432
00:39:16,428 --> 00:39:20,262
You want to fit into
your festival gown, don't you?
433
00:39:20,332 --> 00:39:22,596
Screw the festival.
434
00:39:22,668 --> 00:39:27,367
You're not... You're not gonna let her
go out like that, are you?
435
00:39:27,439 --> 00:39:32,308
- I don't see why not?
- You don't think it's flattering?
436
00:39:32,378 --> 00:39:35,814
You'll make a fool of me.
I mean, her.
437
00:39:35,881 --> 00:39:39,578
Well, I really don't care
what you think.
438
00:39:39,652 --> 00:39:44,112
Now, I recall you going out in public
in the same outfit not so long ago.
439
00:39:45,524 --> 00:39:46,752
That was Halloween!
440
00:39:46,825 --> 00:39:50,659
Mom, you've gotta lock her in her room
so she can't get in any trouble.
441
00:39:50,729 --> 00:39:53,459
- Ben, she's got a point.
- Uh, uh, uh.
442
00:39:53,532 --> 00:39:55,625
Hayley can wear whatever she wants.
443
00:39:55,701 --> 00:39:58,670
It's an expression of her individuality.
And, Alex...
444
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:02,434
the same goes for you.
445
00:40:20,926 --> 00:40:23,918
- Isn't that what you wore yesterday?
- Mm-hmm.
446
00:40:23,996 --> 00:40:27,659
But the dance photos are today.
Did you at least shower?
447
00:40:30,069 --> 00:40:33,061
- What about my ride?
- Heard of walking?
448
00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:45,916
I'm your new neighbor Simon.
Could I have a ride?
449
00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:47,919
Oh, sure, but hurry and get in...
450
00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:49,921
'cause I'm trying to make a quick exit.
451
00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:53,516
My sister and I are in a fight,
and, well, she's a little crazy.
452
00:41:45,144 --> 00:41:47,078
All right. Hold it there. Good.
453
00:41:47,146 --> 00:41:48,579
Good.
454
00:41:49,948 --> 00:41:52,940
Hold it and say "queen."
455
00:41:53,018 --> 00:41:54,918
Queen!
456
00:41:54,987 --> 00:41:58,218
Okay. Let's try that again.
457
00:41:58,290 --> 00:42:01,919
And say "queen"!
458
00:42:01,994 --> 00:42:04,087
Queen!
459
00:42:05,697 --> 00:42:10,157
- And say "queen."
- Queen.
460
00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:13,504
That'll have to do.
461
00:42:21,313 --> 00:42:23,247
No way!
462
00:42:40,165 --> 00:42:42,099
What do you want?
463
00:42:44,269 --> 00:42:46,601
Are you up for that oral exam?
464
00:42:47,673 --> 00:42:49,766
Whatever.
465
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:17,697
Slide one.Omega Nebula in Sagittarius.
466
00:43:18,804 --> 00:43:21,830
Slide two. Omega Nebula.
467
00:43:21,907 --> 00:43:23,841
Define the Ptolemaic Universe.
468
00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:28,507
You're the teacher.
You should know.
469
00:43:28,580 --> 00:43:31,549
Hayley, that's enough.
Please define it.
470
00:43:33,952 --> 00:43:36,079
I am drawing a blank.
471
00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:38,089
How about another question?
472
00:43:40,058 --> 00:43:42,686
All right.
Tell me what a comet is.
473
00:43:42,761 --> 00:43:45,628
Now you're speaking my language.
474
00:43:47,299 --> 00:43:50,894
It's an abrasive product used
to scrub away sink residue.
475
00:43:53,872 --> 00:43:59,071
Attention, all students.All club dues must be paid by Friday...
476
00:43:59,144 --> 00:44:01,942
except chess club,which has been canceled this year...
477
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:04,642
due to lack of interest.
478
00:44:04,716 --> 00:44:07,514
Aly, hey.
479
00:44:07,586 --> 00:44:09,019
Hi.
480
00:44:10,355 --> 00:44:12,289
You are so pretty, Aly.
481
00:44:12,357 --> 00:44:14,621
Thanks.
482
00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:16,786
I brought you something.
483
00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:20,889
- You wrapped it yourself.
- I know it's not the best...
484
00:44:20,966 --> 00:44:22,126
It's great.
485
00:44:29,608 --> 00:44:32,076
Oh, I love it.
486
00:44:32,144 --> 00:44:34,078
Why don't you blow off your friends
and come sit with me?
487
00:44:35,314 --> 00:44:39,080
I just have to make an appearance.
I'll be there in a sec.
488
00:44:52,331 --> 00:44:54,094
Smell much?
489
00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:55,724
Ew!
490
00:44:55,801 --> 00:44:58,736
Same ensemble, two days in a row?
491
00:44:58,804 --> 00:45:00,999
Alex, that's violation
of rule number four.
492
00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:06,010
- Don't tell me it's from Kyle.
- It's from Kyle.
493
00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:09,138
Alex, that is totally unacceptable.
494
00:45:09,214 --> 00:45:11,273
We signed these rules in blood.
495
00:45:11,350 --> 00:45:16,117
Some of these rules are a little hard
for me to abide by. Sorry.
496
00:45:16,188 --> 00:45:18,782
But they were your idea.
497
00:45:18,857 --> 00:45:21,587
Well, my newest idea
is that we abolish them.
498
00:45:22,861 --> 00:45:24,658
Very funny.
499
00:45:29,668 --> 00:45:31,863
- Where is she going?
- What is she doing?
500
00:45:33,972 --> 00:45:36,805
- It's so good to see you.
- Likewise.
501
00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:40,675
But what's with your sister,
or should I say Madonna?
502
00:45:40,746 --> 00:45:42,680
She's just trying to prove a point,
you know...
503
00:45:42,748 --> 00:45:44,682
that she doesn't care
what people think of her.
504
00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:46,308
Although I know she really does.
505
00:45:46,385 --> 00:45:48,717
- Hi.
- I can't relate to her anymore.
506
00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:52,848
I thought about it, and realized I fit
in better with you and your friends.
507
00:45:52,924 --> 00:45:56,121
You got it all wrong, Caitlin.
Stay away from them.
508
00:46:15,881 --> 00:46:18,873
You walk the walk
509
00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:22,147
You talk the talk
510
00:46:22,220 --> 00:46:23,847
It makes me feel
511
00:46:24,923 --> 00:46:26,982
So real
512
00:46:27,926 --> 00:46:29,484
The way you move
513
00:46:30,796 --> 00:46:33,196
The way you smile
514
00:46:33,265 --> 00:46:36,359
It touches me
515
00:46:36,435 --> 00:46:39,563
Deep inside
516
00:46:41,606 --> 00:46:43,335
You got me
517
00:46:44,409 --> 00:46:46,639
Oh, Kyle, you're such a good kisser.
518
00:46:46,712 --> 00:46:49,943
Give me another hickey, baby!
519
00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:53,781
The things that you do
520
00:46:53,852 --> 00:46:56,514
- Check it out.
- Oh, my God!
521
00:46:56,588 --> 00:46:59,921
The things you do
522
00:47:27,018 --> 00:47:28,952
What do you think
your parents will do...
523
00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:31,318
when they find out what a disgrace
the two of you are?
524
00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:36,123
You can rest assured they'll be
in tomorrow to hear all about it.
525
00:47:39,498 --> 00:47:42,831
I should have blown the whistle on you
when I caught you driving.
526
00:47:43,935 --> 00:47:47,336
But this... such disrespect.
527
00:47:48,707 --> 00:47:51,767
This is grounds for disqualification
from the science fair.
528
00:47:51,843 --> 00:47:54,903
Who wants to be in a geek fest anyway?
529
00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:58,848
Wait. It means everything
in the world to you.
530
00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:02,080
Just give her another chance,
Ms. Mittermiller, please?
531
00:48:02,154 --> 00:48:06,022
As for you, Alexia,
one more scene of misconduct...
532
00:48:06,825 --> 00:48:09,521
and I'm going to suspend you.
533
00:48:09,594 --> 00:48:11,528
How would that look
to the Felder panel?
534
00:48:11,596 --> 00:48:15,157
Or for that matter,
to the festival voters?
535
00:48:16,535 --> 00:48:18,298
Do it, and we'll find out.
536
00:48:18,370 --> 00:48:21,362
But I've... I mean...
537
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:25,240
She's worked her entire life
on becoming queen.
538
00:48:25,310 --> 00:48:27,471
And I've admired it so.
539
00:48:27,546 --> 00:48:29,480
Don't do it, Ms. Mittermiller.
540
00:48:31,550 --> 00:48:34,018
So who's gonna vote for you anyway?
541
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,715
The student body's opinion
of you both...
542
00:48:37,789 --> 00:48:40,883
is on display
in the ladies' bathroom.
543
00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:43,788
Follow me.
544
00:49:02,147 --> 00:49:04,945
Clean it off if you want
to be admitted back to class.
545
00:49:10,455 --> 00:49:12,548
I can't believe you would do that.
546
00:49:12,624 --> 00:49:15,525
I've been working a year
on that project.
547
00:49:15,594 --> 00:49:18,392
If I could have,
I would have had you expelled too.
548
00:49:18,463 --> 00:49:21,091
I mean, at first you come home
with a hickey on your neck.
549
00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:24,260
Next, you're practically mauling
my boyfriend at the cafeteria.
550
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:25,860
What next, Hayley?
551
00:49:25,937 --> 00:49:29,031
What, are you gonna lose
my virginity too?
552
00:49:31,476 --> 00:49:33,842
You... You're a virgin?
553
00:49:33,912 --> 00:49:36,107
Yes, I'm a virgin!
554
00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:38,649
I have morals, Hayley!
555
00:49:38,717 --> 00:49:42,244
You obviously don't know
very much about me.
556
00:49:43,321 --> 00:49:48,088
Wow. I mean, Caitlin and I were sure
that you and Kyle were...
557
00:49:48,159 --> 00:49:52,721
Well, I didn't do anything like that,
except kiss.
558
00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:58,098
- A lot.
- You didn't?
559
00:49:58,169 --> 00:50:00,899
I can't believe you actually thought
I would do that.
560
00:50:00,972 --> 00:50:03,634
What am I supposed to think?
561
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:08,741
I'm sorry, Alex.
I'm really sorry.
562
00:50:11,349 --> 00:50:13,943
Look, we'd better cut this out...
563
00:50:14,019 --> 00:50:16,544
before we just destroy
each other's lives.
564
00:50:16,621 --> 00:50:20,421
Okay? There's nothing more important
to me than going to Felder.
565
00:50:20,492 --> 00:50:23,655
I just want a chance.
Please don't take that away from me.
566
00:50:23,728 --> 00:50:25,958
I won't.
567
00:50:26,031 --> 00:50:29,626
But you gotta get me out of this
and into the science fair.
568
00:50:30,702 --> 00:50:31,634
Deal.
569
00:50:38,877 --> 00:50:44,247
You deserve a lot of credit
for my brilliant accomplishments.
570
00:50:44,316 --> 00:50:46,910
You're the finest teacher I ever had.
571
00:50:49,688 --> 00:50:52,589
Please give me my spot back.
572
00:51:00,699 --> 00:51:03,099
Let me start over.
573
00:51:03,168 --> 00:51:09,038
I've worked a year conceiving and
putting this project into practice...
574
00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:11,598
Mr. Frauenfleder.
575
00:51:13,378 --> 00:51:15,744
And I had high hopes for you...
576
00:51:15,814 --> 00:51:20,945
but you've brought back
the memory of your sister.
577
00:51:21,019 --> 00:51:25,217
That was an accident. Besides,
Alex wasn't that bad, was she?
578
00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:27,724
What do you expect
from a girl like that?
579
00:51:27,792 --> 00:51:30,556
That's a little harsh.
580
00:51:32,030 --> 00:51:34,931
- Who did you come here to defend?
- Hay... Me.
581
00:51:36,201 --> 00:51:39,136
Winning the science fair
and going to nationals would be...
582
00:51:39,204 --> 00:51:42,002
the highlight of a lifetime.
583
00:51:42,073 --> 00:51:44,371
I know I've made some mistakes,
but...
584
00:51:44,442 --> 00:51:46,569
please don't
take that away from me.
585
00:51:54,185 --> 00:51:55,777
Truce?
586
00:51:55,854 --> 00:51:58,652
I've got a couple more conditions.
587
00:51:58,723 --> 00:52:01,920
Stop chewing that gum.
You're giving me cavities.
588
00:52:05,030 --> 00:52:07,590
Wait. Hold on. One more thing.
589
00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:11,158
I can't bear
to look at this any longer.
590
00:52:12,837 --> 00:52:15,897
You're coming to the mall with me
to pick up my dress.
591
00:52:15,974 --> 00:52:17,942
I don't wanna let you
out of my sight.
592
00:52:19,244 --> 00:52:21,678
- Can Kyle come?
- Fine.
593
00:52:21,746 --> 00:52:25,113
Look, you can put your arms around him,
or you can hold his hand.
594
00:52:25,183 --> 00:52:28,448
But no kissing, okay?
It's just not right.
595
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,454
- Truce?
- Truce.
596
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:43,731
- See you.
- Bye.
597
00:52:43,802 --> 00:52:45,235
Bye.
598
00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:55,804
Let's go home and make that wish.
599
00:52:58,483 --> 00:52:59,916
Yeah.
600
00:53:03,088 --> 00:53:05,249
So what did my friends say
when they saw you...
601
00:53:05,323 --> 00:53:07,382
in the same outfit
two days in a row?
602
00:53:07,459 --> 00:53:10,587
"Violation of rule four."
603
00:53:10,662 --> 00:53:14,894
So I guess you heard
about the rules.
604
00:53:14,966 --> 00:53:17,434
Yeah, that one,
the three-month max...
605
00:53:17,502 --> 00:53:19,436
and no tuna at lunch?
606
00:53:21,439 --> 00:53:24,966
What other bizarre restrictions
do they put on your life?
607
00:53:25,043 --> 00:53:27,637
Well, let's see.
608
00:53:27,712 --> 00:53:30,579
You have to shave
your legs every day.
609
00:53:30,648 --> 00:53:33,014
You have to read Self
cover to cover.
610
00:53:33,084 --> 00:53:36,110
And you have to weigh in
every Friday.
611
00:53:36,187 --> 00:53:38,587
Do you know that Talley has a scale
in her locker?
612
00:53:38,656 --> 00:53:40,590
- You kidding?
- No.
613
00:53:41,860 --> 00:53:45,057
I kind of suggested
you abolish the three-month max.
614
00:53:45,130 --> 00:53:48,065
Yeah, that rule
needs to be amended.
615
00:53:50,335 --> 00:53:52,394
I really want to be with him.
616
00:53:53,705 --> 00:53:55,138
I noticed.
617
00:53:58,409 --> 00:54:01,970
At least I got to see how it feels
for someone to really like you.
618
00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:06,675
A lot of guys really like you.
619
00:54:06,751 --> 00:54:09,151
I mean, you as you.
620
00:54:09,220 --> 00:54:11,620
You can get a boyfriend.
621
00:54:11,689 --> 00:54:13,281
I mean...
622
00:54:14,259 --> 00:54:16,193
you're cute.
623
00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:20,731
It's just a matter
of having confidence.
624
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:26,000
You know, Talley told me
there are 910 boys in the student body.
625
00:54:26,070 --> 00:54:30,734
911, if you count our new neighbor.
626
00:54:31,976 --> 00:54:34,240
- Simon?
- Yes, Simon.
627
00:54:34,312 --> 00:54:36,507
I think you should go for it.
628
00:54:38,750 --> 00:54:41,344
I'd be all tongue-tied.
629
00:54:41,419 --> 00:54:44,320
So forget about talking.
Go in for the kill.
630
00:54:46,391 --> 00:54:48,689
You're an experienced kisser now.
631
00:54:54,999 --> 00:54:57,331
What if...
632
00:55:00,672 --> 00:55:05,541
What if we spent one more day
as each other?
633
00:55:05,610 --> 00:55:07,544
Why would you want to do that?
634
00:55:07,612 --> 00:55:11,548
Well, you could help convince
a few of my teachers...
635
00:55:11,616 --> 00:55:13,550
that I'm not really an airhead.
636
00:55:13,618 --> 00:55:17,782
And I'll show you how easy it is
for Hayley Wheaton to get a guy.
637
00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:19,847
They will be lining up.
638
00:55:19,924 --> 00:55:23,655
So, you would sacrifice your life
for one more day?
639
00:55:23,728 --> 00:55:25,218
Yeah, it'll be fun.
640
00:55:25,296 --> 00:55:28,629
Ben, you were right.
641
00:55:32,637 --> 00:55:32,770
Alex was mauling a boy...
642
00:55:32,770 --> 00:55:34,863
Alex was mauling a boy...
643
00:55:34,939 --> 00:55:39,433
while the little one danced seductively
on the cafeteria table...
644
00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:41,205
miming sexual lyrics.
645
00:55:42,347 --> 00:55:44,474
And she was
dressed like a hooker.
646
00:55:47,785 --> 00:55:49,980
It was quite the getup,
wasn't it?
647
00:55:51,055 --> 00:55:54,252
You saw it and you let her
out of the house?
648
00:55:56,361 --> 00:55:59,023
Well, honey, you better explain
to Ms. Mittermiller...
649
00:55:59,097 --> 00:56:01,031
what we're trying to accomplish.
650
00:56:02,267 --> 00:56:04,701
We're trying to change
our parental strategy...
651
00:56:04,769 --> 00:56:07,101
to a more hands-off method.
652
00:56:08,172 --> 00:56:12,905
You see, we... we believe that
a child will fare better...
653
00:56:12,977 --> 00:56:15,741
in a home that shuns
traditional discipline...
654
00:56:15,813 --> 00:56:18,577
and learns from
his own experiences.
655
00:56:20,318 --> 00:56:21,546
It seems to be...
656
00:56:21,619 --> 00:56:24,713
It's been shaky
the first few days, but...
657
00:56:24,789 --> 00:56:28,816
we're looking for
long-term results.
658
00:56:29,894 --> 00:56:31,521
It's pretty innovative,
don't you think?
659
00:56:32,864 --> 00:56:35,628
Eventually,
we plan to write a book.
660
00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:38,134
Now, we do realize there are rules
and regulations...
661
00:56:38,202 --> 00:56:40,136
here at the school,
but that's separate.
662
00:56:40,204 --> 00:56:43,696
So just feel free to discipline
them however you feel is appropriate.
663
00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:46,539
Just so long as the discipline doesn't
come from the parents...
664
00:56:46,611 --> 00:56:48,545
we should be just fine.
665
00:56:49,314 --> 00:56:51,441
It sounds extreme, but...
666
00:56:51,516 --> 00:56:53,711
it seems to be working.
667
00:56:57,655 --> 00:56:59,589
Well...
668
00:57:00,558 --> 00:57:04,358
Thank you for taking time out
from your work to see me.
669
00:57:04,429 --> 00:57:06,920
- It's been enlightening.
- You're welcome.
670
00:57:17,842 --> 00:57:20,538
Those poor girls.
671
00:57:20,611 --> 00:57:21,976
No wonder.
672
00:57:27,352 --> 00:57:28,944
Up a little bit.
673
00:57:30,555 --> 00:57:33,023
A little to the right.
674
00:57:33,091 --> 00:57:34,649
A little bit more.
675
00:57:40,131 --> 00:57:43,259
Test tomorrow.
Let's review.
676
00:57:43,334 --> 00:57:44,699
Any volunteers?
677
00:57:52,844 --> 00:57:54,436
Yoo-hoo.
678
00:57:56,981 --> 00:57:59,973
Alexia, you think you can
learn to use the ladies' room...
679
00:58:00,051 --> 00:58:02,019
before you come to class?
680
00:58:02,086 --> 00:58:04,350
No. I wanna try it.
Please?
681
00:58:04,422 --> 00:58:06,720
Try the problem?
682
00:58:06,791 --> 00:58:08,315
You heard her.
683
00:58:17,568 --> 00:58:18,694
Okay, let's see.
684
00:58:20,138 --> 00:58:24,040
A cleaning solution is made up
of three chemicals...
685
00:58:24,108 --> 00:58:28,067
"A," " B" and "C."
686
00:58:28,146 --> 00:58:30,080
So far, so good.
687
00:58:30,148 --> 00:58:33,914
There are equal amounts
of"A" and " B"...
688
00:58:33,985 --> 00:58:37,853
and four times as much "C"
as there is "A."
689
00:58:39,290 --> 00:58:43,693
What percentage of the bottle
is full of"C"?
690
00:58:43,761 --> 00:58:47,219
You think you can walk us
through this, Alexia?
691
00:58:47,298 --> 00:58:51,496
Okay. " B" equals "A"
and "C" equals 4A.
692
00:58:51,569 --> 00:58:56,438
Therefore, "A" plus "A"
plus 4A equals 6A.
693
00:58:56,507 --> 00:59:00,944
For your percentage,
it's 4A over 6A. The A's cross off.
694
00:59:01,012 --> 00:59:03,913
Four-sixths is
converted to two-thirds.
695
00:59:03,981 --> 00:59:07,712
Therefore,
your percentage is 66.6%.
696
00:59:15,993 --> 00:59:18,393
Okay. Okay.
697
00:59:18,463 --> 00:59:21,227
Yeah. Anyone...
Anyone agree?
698
00:59:23,067 --> 00:59:24,796
I definitely agree.
699
00:59:29,340 --> 00:59:32,070
Pick it up. Come on, guys.
Speed. Let's go!
700
00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:37,070
Okay, let's bring everybody in!
701
00:59:42,286 --> 00:59:44,049
And team!
702
00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:48,115
Kyle, hold up a second.
I'm gonna start you.
703
00:59:48,192 --> 00:59:50,183
Thanks a lot, Coach.
704
00:59:58,870 --> 01:00:00,861
I was just studying
for a math test.
705
01:00:00,938 --> 01:00:02,872
- It's tomorrow.
- Guess what I'm doing tomorrow.
706
01:00:02,940 --> 01:00:05,670
- I give up.
- I'm starting!
707
01:00:05,743 --> 01:00:08,541
Coach said my game is stronger.
It's gonna be amazing!
708
01:00:08,613 --> 01:00:10,843
I'm gonna lead my team to victory.
You're gonna be crowned queen.
709
01:00:10,915 --> 01:00:14,112
We'll dance all night.
How does that sound?
710
01:00:16,020 --> 01:00:17,988
Like someone else.
711
01:00:19,857 --> 01:00:23,224
I mean, there's no guarantee that
it's all gonna work out, but...
712
01:00:23,294 --> 01:00:25,319
it's cool to think about.
713
01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,830
Well, listen...
714
01:00:32,003 --> 01:00:36,201
I was gonna wait until the dance to tell
you, but I want you to know something.
715
01:00:36,274 --> 01:00:38,504
I'm... I'm sure it can wait.
716
01:00:40,111 --> 01:00:43,080
- I love you, Aly.
- What?
717
01:00:43,848 --> 01:00:45,281
I said I love you.
718
01:00:45,349 --> 01:00:48,045
You shouldn't have
said that to me.
719
01:00:52,890 --> 01:00:56,485
There's no pressure or anything.
You don't have to say anything back.
720
01:00:57,562 --> 01:01:00,759
But I... It was just something
that happened this week.
721
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,860
I gotta go home.
I gotta study.
722
01:01:05,937 --> 01:01:07,370
Wait a minute.
That's it?
723
01:01:09,907 --> 01:01:14,037
Listen, the next time that you say it,
you know, the " L" word...
724
01:01:14,111 --> 01:01:16,409
if you decide
you still feel that way...
725
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,643
pretend like
it's the first time, okay?
726
01:01:32,196 --> 01:01:34,756
That was the first time.
727
01:01:34,832 --> 01:01:36,766
That wasn't so great.
728
01:01:53,284 --> 01:01:56,811
I was just wondering if maybe I could...
if I could have a ride.
729
01:01:56,887 --> 01:01:57,819
Sure. Get in.
730
01:02:00,057 --> 01:02:01,649
Here.
731
01:02:01,726 --> 01:02:03,353
Oh, so sweet!
732
01:02:04,428 --> 01:02:08,194
- To thank you for driving me.
- Oh, Simon, that's so thoughtful.
733
01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:10,359
Really, it's a pleasure
driving you home.
734
01:02:26,183 --> 01:02:29,118
- I couldn't stop myself, Alexia.
- Look, Simon, I think you're great.
735
01:02:29,186 --> 01:02:33,282
- I think you're great too.
- You're just attracted to my looks.
736
01:02:33,357 --> 01:02:34,949
It's not your looks.
737
01:02:36,727 --> 01:02:39,093
I mean...
Well, no offense.
738
01:02:39,163 --> 01:02:42,496
It's just that, physically,
you're not really my type.
739
01:02:42,566 --> 01:02:44,500
At first, I thought
I had a crush on Hayley...
740
01:02:44,568 --> 01:02:46,433
but now that
I'm getting to know you...
741
01:02:46,504 --> 01:02:50,497
I realize our personalities
are much more compatible.
742
01:02:50,574 --> 01:02:52,838
Hayley's too wild for me.
743
01:02:53,944 --> 01:02:56,572
Wait. Back up.
You're talking about Hayley?
744
01:02:57,648 --> 01:02:59,980
You think Hayley's attractive?
745
01:03:00,051 --> 01:03:02,884
Well, it's what's inside
that really matters.
746
01:03:04,922 --> 01:03:07,618
Look, Simon, I think you need to
get to know Hayley better.
747
01:03:07,692 --> 01:03:11,150
We're sisters, you know.
We're a lot more alike than you think.
748
01:03:27,411 --> 01:03:29,675
I checked the forecast.
749
01:03:29,747 --> 01:03:32,272
Clear skies.
Perfect for stargazing.
750
01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:33,442
Great.
751
01:03:33,517 --> 01:03:35,883
Could you come over here a second?
I need your help.
752
01:03:35,953 --> 01:03:39,320
I still don't understand
this paint-mixing problem.
753
01:03:39,390 --> 01:03:40,857
Really? Why?
754
01:03:40,925 --> 01:03:43,860
I keep thinking about
those skanky painters next door.
755
01:03:45,629 --> 01:03:48,120
Okay, well,
pretend it's not paint.
756
01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:51,396
Say, instead, it's perfume.
757
01:03:51,469 --> 01:03:53,403
- Chanel?
- Okay.
758
01:03:55,840 --> 01:04:00,903
So a perfume bottle is filled
with three different fragrances...
759
01:04:00,978 --> 01:04:04,106
"A," " B" and "C."
760
01:04:05,516 --> 01:04:06,710
So...
761
01:04:06,784 --> 01:04:09,412
So "X" equals...
762
01:04:10,488 --> 01:04:11,455
Three hundred?
763
01:04:12,757 --> 01:04:14,952
- I got it right?
- You got it right!
764
01:04:15,025 --> 01:04:17,516
I'm so excited! I got it!
765
01:04:21,565 --> 01:04:24,329
We should do this more often.
766
01:04:28,139 --> 01:04:29,572
Honey.
767
01:04:32,042 --> 01:04:35,034
What should we do?
Should we take 'em to bed ourselves?
768
01:04:35,112 --> 01:04:39,913
It's not as if we're telling them to go
to bed. We're just putting them there.
769
01:04:40,718 --> 01:04:43,118
It's perfectly harmless, right?
770
01:04:43,187 --> 01:04:44,984
Okay. Good idea.
771
01:04:46,056 --> 01:04:48,354
There we are, baby.
772
01:04:51,562 --> 01:04:53,154
Good night, sweetheart.
773
01:05:12,616 --> 01:05:14,208
Come on.
774
01:05:15,686 --> 01:05:17,620
Where's the star?
775
01:05:30,534 --> 01:05:33,002
I wish I were Hayley Wheaton.
776
01:06:09,673 --> 01:06:11,197
Morning.
777
01:06:14,245 --> 01:06:16,770
Man, we picked a really bad night
to fall asleep early.
778
01:06:16,847 --> 01:06:19,111
I'm making a protein shake
'cause we're gonna need...
779
01:06:19,183 --> 01:06:21,617
a lot of extra energy
to pull this one off.
780
01:06:21,685 --> 01:06:24,381
I laid out an outfit
for you on my bed.
781
01:06:24,455 --> 01:06:27,947
Please don't forget to bring down the
gown. You'll be presented at halftime.
782
01:06:28,025 --> 01:06:32,428
My moment of glory
and you will get to experience it.
783
01:06:32,496 --> 01:06:37,263
By the way, there is a lovely picture
of you and the court in the paper.
784
01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:42,563
I've been working
on your presentation...
785
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:47,668
and still, I don't understand
that whole distillation process thing.
786
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,648
Don't you have
anything to say?
787
01:06:54,285 --> 01:06:55,877
Man, oh, man.
788
01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:18,508
This is your life.
789
01:07:32,356 --> 01:07:34,449
Okay, Hayley.
Let's get to school.
790
01:07:34,525 --> 01:07:38,461
Morning, Mom. Don't forget to drop
my dress off at school, okay?
791
01:07:38,529 --> 01:07:40,463
Girls, we know this is
a big day for you both.
792
01:07:40,531 --> 01:07:44,433
We just want you to know
that whatever happens happens.
793
01:07:45,202 --> 01:07:46,794
We know that.
794
01:07:50,674 --> 01:07:52,608
Ready to write that book?
795
01:07:53,544 --> 01:07:58,982
The college guidelines say that
they like to hear original responses.
796
01:08:00,084 --> 01:08:02,348
So, Alexia...
797
01:08:02,419 --> 01:08:06,879
we've noticed that your
grade point average is a 2.07.
798
01:08:06,957 --> 01:08:11,519
Why do you want to go to Felder and
what makes you think we would admit you?
799
01:08:12,696 --> 01:08:14,926
I'm not who you think I am?
800
01:08:19,136 --> 01:08:21,331
Attention, all students.
801
01:08:21,405 --> 01:08:24,897
Remember, today is the dayto get your votes in for queen.
802
01:08:24,975 --> 01:08:28,206
The ballot boxwill be closed by 5:00 p.m.
803
01:08:28,278 --> 01:08:30,974
The winners will be announcedtonight at the dance.
804
01:08:31,048 --> 01:08:33,642
During the distillation
the alcohol vapors...
805
01:08:33,717 --> 01:08:36,083
run through the coils
and condense...
806
01:08:36,153 --> 01:08:38,212
Within the container...
807
01:08:38,288 --> 01:08:40,984
and come out the other end
of the coils...
808
01:08:41,058 --> 01:08:42,958
and into the bowl.
809
01:08:44,028 --> 01:08:47,464
I get it!
I actually get it.
810
01:08:47,531 --> 01:08:49,965
Okay, so here are the note cards
just in case you get stuck.
811
01:08:50,034 --> 01:08:52,730
Oh, please!
I'm gonna totally kick butt.
812
01:08:54,605 --> 01:08:56,732
Aren't you Miss Know-it-all.
813
01:08:58,809 --> 01:09:00,242
What's your problem?
814
01:09:01,278 --> 01:09:02,575
Nothing.
815
01:09:03,781 --> 01:09:06,909
It was my project.
I wanted to present it.
816
01:09:08,585 --> 01:09:10,553
I'm just doing my best.
817
01:09:10,621 --> 01:09:14,580
Okay, if you win, you get to present it
at the nationals in DC.
818
01:09:14,658 --> 01:09:16,683
I'm not counting on it.
819
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,921
Hey, it's the place to be
before the dance.
820
01:09:21,398 --> 01:09:24,925
- This is Caitlin's house.
- Way to go, Caitlin!
821
01:09:25,002 --> 01:09:29,371
No. Her parents would never,
never ever let her have an open party.
822
01:09:34,044 --> 01:09:34,211
I never said an open party.
My parents will slaughter me.
823
01:09:34,211 --> 01:09:39,080
I never said an open party.
My parents will slaughter me.
824
01:09:39,983 --> 01:09:44,249
Small price to pay when you consider
what it'll do for your social life.
825
01:09:48,025 --> 01:09:50,755
Hayley, didn't you say you need
to talk to Caitlin for a minute?
826
01:09:50,828 --> 01:09:54,320
Yeah. Caitlin, can I
talk to you for a minute?
827
01:10:00,938 --> 01:10:03,463
Let me get this straight.
She invited you for dinner...
828
01:10:03,540 --> 01:10:06,600
and you proceeded to include
the rest of the student body?
829
01:10:06,677 --> 01:10:08,144
Pretty crafty, huh?
830
01:10:09,146 --> 01:10:11,740
What makes you think
you can treat people like this?
831
01:10:11,815 --> 01:10:13,783
We learned it from you.
832
01:10:13,851 --> 01:10:17,014
Remember our motto, "Act superior,"
our number one rule?
833
01:10:18,322 --> 01:10:21,189
Don't you guys ever get tired
of acting like snobs?
834
01:10:22,259 --> 01:10:24,784
We're seniors.
We're supposed to live it up.
835
01:10:24,862 --> 01:10:27,729
We have parties.
We use little weaklings like Caitlin.
836
01:10:27,798 --> 01:10:29,390
If you think it's acceptable
to treat...
837
01:10:29,466 --> 01:10:32,924
a kind and generous person
like Caitlin like that...
838
01:10:33,003 --> 01:10:35,301
then we have no business
being friends.
839
01:10:35,372 --> 01:10:37,670
And who else are you gonna hang
out with for the rest of the year?
840
01:10:37,741 --> 01:10:39,140
Who cares?
841
01:10:40,677 --> 01:10:42,201
It's cancelled.
842
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,611
We'll party at The Point instead.
843
01:10:44,681 --> 01:10:47,616
Good. Now apologize to Caitlin.
844
01:10:48,752 --> 01:10:51,312
She's a sophomore!
What do you expect from us?
845
01:10:53,056 --> 01:10:54,318
Nothing.
846
01:10:54,391 --> 01:10:57,451
A decent gesture would be far
too dignified for the three of you.
847
01:10:58,729 --> 01:11:01,129
You know, you looked hideous
in the newspaper.
848
01:11:01,198 --> 01:11:03,758
See if we vote for you
for queen.
849
01:11:03,834 --> 01:11:06,632
Guys, we already did.
850
01:11:23,220 --> 01:11:24,983
- What?
- We need to talk.
851
01:11:25,055 --> 01:11:27,717
- Whatever it is, I'm sure it can wait.
- Wait.
852
01:11:27,791 --> 01:11:30,316
I saw you groveling with some
other guy at your car yesterday.
853
01:11:30,394 --> 01:11:33,261
- Were you spying on me?
- What difference does it make?
854
01:11:34,565 --> 01:11:37,090
Look, I just wanna end this
once and for all.
855
01:11:37,167 --> 01:11:39,431
You were right the first time.
856
01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:43,462
Three months is more than enough.
You know what else?
857
01:11:43,540 --> 01:11:46,839
I didn't mean
what I said yesterday.
858
01:11:46,910 --> 01:11:48,935
Love is a reciprocal thing.
859
01:11:49,012 --> 01:11:51,173
It's not just one-sided.
860
01:12:25,849 --> 01:12:28,579
No, go back in!
Go back in!
861
01:12:28,652 --> 01:12:30,085
Oh, gosh!
862
01:12:32,856 --> 01:12:34,255
Note cards.
863
01:12:50,374 --> 01:12:52,137
Any time, Hayley.
864
01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:55,401
Do you have a role model, Alexia?
865
01:12:57,781 --> 01:13:01,012
My younger sister.
866
01:13:02,953 --> 01:13:04,784
She believes in me.
867
01:13:10,627 --> 01:13:12,652
I don't know
what goes on at your homes...
868
01:13:12,729 --> 01:13:16,165
but I have a sister
who is incredibly wasteful.
869
01:13:16,233 --> 01:13:20,533
If she bites into an apple that's
a little mealy, she throws it away.
870
01:13:22,372 --> 01:13:25,535
By combining things
like rejected apples along...
871
01:13:25,609 --> 01:13:28,703
with sugar and yeast
and converting...
872
01:13:28,779 --> 01:13:32,510
the substance into alcohol
with a homemade pressure cooker...
873
01:13:32,582 --> 01:13:35,016
it produces a grade
of ethyl alcohol...
874
01:13:35,085 --> 01:13:38,020
that meets many of
my household energy needs.
875
01:13:38,088 --> 01:13:42,320
That is, if I could convince my parents
into reading by lantern light.
876
01:13:58,408 --> 01:14:02,003
Now, ladies and gentlemen,if I could have your attention, please.
877
01:14:02,079 --> 01:14:04,013
Hunter High Schoolis proud to present...
878
01:14:04,081 --> 01:14:07,744
the finalists forthis year's Winter Festival.
879
01:14:07,818 --> 01:14:10,878
And here they are,the beautiful, the talented...
880
01:14:10,954 --> 01:14:13,752
Jennifer Hatfield,Laura Simms...
881
01:14:13,824 --> 01:14:16,554
Nikki Snow,Danielle Swanson...
882
01:14:16,626 --> 01:14:18,355
and Alexia Wheaton.
883
01:14:36,413 --> 01:14:38,677
Come on.
We've got things to do.
884
01:15:19,256 --> 01:15:22,987
What are you doing in here?
I've been looking all over for you.
885
01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:25,528
Wow. Look at you.
886
01:15:25,595 --> 01:15:28,063
It's a thank-you present.
I knew you loved the dress.
887
01:15:28,131 --> 01:15:30,099
But check these out.
888
01:15:32,035 --> 01:15:33,900
Red shoes to match.
889
01:15:33,970 --> 01:15:36,336
Caitlin talked me into them.
Megabucks.
890
01:15:36,406 --> 01:15:38,670
So, what do you think?
891
01:15:42,646 --> 01:15:43,977
Do you like it?
892
01:15:44,047 --> 01:15:46,311
Of course I do.
893
01:15:46,383 --> 01:15:50,012
It's a reflection
of my fashion sense.
894
01:15:50,687 --> 01:15:52,621
Could you live
your life like that?
895
01:15:52,689 --> 01:15:55,954
Sure, but that's irrelevant.
We're gonna switch back.
896
01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:05,760
It's irreversible.
We can't switch back.
897
01:16:06,837 --> 01:16:09,271
Of course we can.
898
01:16:09,339 --> 01:16:10,533
No, we can't.
899
01:16:11,541 --> 01:16:12,473
Why?
900
01:16:14,711 --> 01:16:18,272
Last night when you were asleep,
I made the wish.
901
01:16:25,322 --> 01:16:26,983
Look at me.
902
01:16:28,058 --> 01:16:30,788
I'm still you...
903
01:16:30,861 --> 01:16:32,795
and you're still me.
904
01:16:43,039 --> 01:16:45,803
Hayley, come here.
Come sit down.
905
01:16:54,651 --> 01:16:56,744
I saw the...
906
01:16:56,820 --> 01:17:00,483
the same shooting star
when I was with Kyle.
907
01:17:01,558 --> 01:17:03,423
I made a wish too.
908
01:17:05,829 --> 01:17:07,524
A wish?
909
01:17:10,634 --> 01:17:12,568
I made a wish that I was you.
910
01:17:15,505 --> 01:17:17,700
Why would you wish that?
911
01:17:21,244 --> 01:17:23,439
There I was...
912
01:17:23,513 --> 01:17:26,243
this C-minus student...
913
01:17:26,316 --> 01:17:28,807
about to break up
with my boyfriend over...
914
01:17:28,885 --> 01:17:31,183
over some self-imposed rule.
915
01:17:32,255 --> 01:17:35,782
I felt totally bored with myself...
916
01:17:35,859 --> 01:17:38,623
and my friends and everything.
917
01:17:38,695 --> 01:17:43,428
I realized that I didn't have much
of a shot at getting into college...
918
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:44,762
and...
919
01:17:45,835 --> 01:17:48,633
I look up on the balcony
and I see...
920
01:17:48,705 --> 01:17:50,866
I see my brainy,
adventurous little sister...
921
01:17:52,642 --> 01:17:56,703
with all these interests,
like conserving energy...
922
01:17:56,780 --> 01:17:59,214
and listening
to that awful music.
923
01:18:00,817 --> 01:18:06,187
And I knew you would never
make the same mistakes I made.
924
01:18:06,256 --> 01:18:10,317
And I just, I wondered what it would
be like to be Hayley Wheaton...
925
01:18:10,393 --> 01:18:12,520
and then I saw the star.
926
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,732
Why were you so mad
when we switched places?
927
01:18:21,271 --> 01:18:26,231
First of all, I wasn't about to admit
that I wanted to be you.
928
01:18:26,309 --> 01:18:30,837
And I mean, I panicked. I never actually
thought that it would happen.
929
01:18:32,649 --> 01:18:36,085
I guess we made the same wish
at the very same time.
930
01:18:38,788 --> 01:18:40,551
That's why it didn't work.
931
01:18:42,525 --> 01:18:44,117
What are we waiting for?
932
01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:53,200
- I must have messed up my mascara.
- No, you're okay.
933
01:18:53,270 --> 01:18:56,262
I'm just the person to fix it.
There you go.
934
01:18:57,440 --> 01:19:01,137
You watch that half,
I'll watch this one.
935
01:19:01,211 --> 01:19:04,840
Oh, you must be dying
to know about the science fair.
936
01:19:04,914 --> 01:19:06,973
The results won't be
posted till tomorrow...
937
01:19:07,050 --> 01:19:10,611
but I gave
a spectacular presentation.
938
01:19:10,687 --> 01:19:13,781
Maybe I'll be a science major
if I get into Felder.
939
01:19:13,857 --> 01:19:15,791
You will, Alex.
940
01:19:15,859 --> 01:19:19,192
That is, if you can pull off
the 3.0 I promised them this semester.
941
01:19:19,262 --> 01:19:21,127
Hayley, look.
Right there!
942
01:19:22,699 --> 01:19:24,132
Ready?
943
01:19:26,469 --> 01:19:29,802
- I wish I were Hayley Wheaton.
- I wish I were Alexia Wheaton.
944
01:19:58,468 --> 01:20:00,060
It worked!
945
01:20:00,136 --> 01:20:03,264
Oh, my gosh! I'm home!
946
01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:05,308
How do you feel?
947
01:20:05,375 --> 01:20:06,808
Tall.
948
01:20:10,013 --> 01:20:13,278
How am I ever gonna
keep this neat?
949
01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:15,284
You'll get used to it.
950
01:20:16,753 --> 01:20:19,085
I'll help you.
951
01:20:19,155 --> 01:20:20,952
Come on!
952
01:20:42,846 --> 01:20:46,441
On a trainheadin'east of here
953
01:20:46,516 --> 01:20:49,349
Where I'll end upI'm not quite clear
954
01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:51,744
But I can't help myself
955
01:20:51,821 --> 01:20:53,789
I must be settling down
956
01:20:53,857 --> 01:20:56,849
Until they stop this thingI'll get around
957
01:20:56,926 --> 01:21:00,418
When I hearit's been done before
958
01:21:00,497 --> 01:21:03,796
And I hearit's a simple thing
959
01:21:03,867 --> 01:21:07,769
Then I hearit's quite difficult
960
01:21:07,837 --> 01:21:10,704
And I hear
961
01:21:10,774 --> 01:21:12,571
Almost everything
962
01:21:21,251 --> 01:21:24,846
Pass through desertsand mountain streams
963
01:21:24,921 --> 01:21:28,379
Outside my windowthe scene's serene
964
01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:32,053
The day I find myselfI'll be so very proud
965
01:21:32,128 --> 01:21:34,995
But I will not getpassed up in the crowd
966
01:21:35,064 --> 01:21:38,693
When I hearit's been done before
967
01:21:38,768 --> 01:21:42,067
And I hearit's a simple thing
968
01:21:42,138 --> 01:21:44,868
I'm gonna go find Simon, okay?
969
01:21:49,746 --> 01:21:52,476
Hey, Hayley!
Hey, you wanna dance?
970
01:21:52,549 --> 01:21:54,642
Hayley, yeah! That's me!
971
01:21:54,717 --> 01:21:57,208
- Maybe later.
- All right.
972
01:22:03,993 --> 01:22:05,051
Killer dress!
973
01:22:05,128 --> 01:22:08,120
Hey, look,
here's the deal, Alex.
974
01:22:08,198 --> 01:22:11,167
We forget about all the rules,
except for number nine.
975
01:22:11,234 --> 01:22:12,428
Number nine?
976
01:22:12,502 --> 01:22:15,062
The one that says that
we'll be friends forever.
977
01:22:16,406 --> 01:22:18,306
Thanks, you guys.
978
01:22:18,374 --> 01:22:20,069
I'll see you later, okay?
979
01:22:21,911 --> 01:22:23,936
Now I'm not tryingto cut anyone down
980
01:22:24,013 --> 01:22:26,743
But I know it's beengoing on too long
981
01:22:28,184 --> 01:22:31,176
Simply doin' what you feel
982
01:22:31,254 --> 01:22:34,553
Is the best waynot to go wrong
983
01:22:34,624 --> 01:22:36,854
Just give me
one more chance, please?
984
01:22:38,061 --> 01:22:40,689
What about that other guy
I saw you with?
985
01:22:40,763 --> 01:22:41,695
Other guy?
986
01:22:43,533 --> 01:22:47,526
Kyle, you got it all wrong.
There's only one guy for me.
987
01:22:49,439 --> 01:22:50,701
I love you.
988
01:23:06,823 --> 01:23:08,984
I love you too, Aly.
989
01:23:16,799 --> 01:23:20,098
And I hear
990
01:23:20,169 --> 01:23:22,000
Almost everything
991
01:23:24,941 --> 01:23:27,910
Almost every, every, everyevery, every, every, every
992
01:23:27,977 --> 01:23:32,437
Every, every, everything
993
01:23:40,356 --> 01:23:44,122
Hey, everybody, I'd like to congratulate
the Vikings on their victory.
994
01:23:44,193 --> 01:23:45,125
All right!
995
01:23:49,499 --> 01:23:51,524
Also, I would like
to take this time...
996
01:23:51,601 --> 01:23:56,038
to announce this year's
Winter Festival Queen of Hunter High.
997
01:23:57,407 --> 01:23:59,875
And the winner is...
998
01:24:00,677 --> 01:24:02,167
Alexia Wheaton!
999
01:24:08,885 --> 01:24:09,817
Not now.
1000
01:24:09,886 --> 01:24:12,446
But you've just won!
You've just won!
1001
01:24:15,592 --> 01:24:17,025
Go!
1002
01:24:43,553 --> 01:24:47,319
I believe in heaven and know
1003
01:24:51,661 --> 01:24:54,152
Look, Simon, I know
you haven't gotten...
1004
01:24:54,230 --> 01:24:56,698
the best impression
of me so far.
1005
01:24:56,766 --> 01:24:59,963
So, let's start over.
1006
01:25:01,704 --> 01:25:06,073
Surely I should see it all
1007
01:25:06,142 --> 01:25:08,736
Alex did say I should
get to know you better.
1008
01:25:11,914 --> 01:25:15,042
So take careand don't go too far
1009
01:25:15,118 --> 01:25:17,780
I will miss your soul
1010
01:25:18,621 --> 01:25:22,352
And when the distance growsand the nights are long
1011
01:25:22,425 --> 01:25:27,055
And you're scared at timesand you wonder why
1012
01:25:27,130 --> 01:25:30,065
Take care and don't go too far
1013
01:25:30,133 --> 01:25:33,967
I will miss your soul
1014
01:25:48,284 --> 01:25:51,720
So take careand don't go too far
1015
01:25:51,788 --> 01:25:54,882
I will miss your soul
1016
01:25:54,957 --> 01:25:59,291
And when the distance growsand the nights are long
1017
01:25:59,362 --> 01:26:03,264
And you're scared at timesand you wonder why
1018
01:26:03,332 --> 01:26:06,768
Take care and don't go too far
1019
01:26:06,836 --> 01:26:11,000
The road back homeis shorter than you know
1020
01:26:32,700 --> 01:26:35,700
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