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Alex! 8 00:02:26,454 --> 00:02:27,887 Stop! 9 00:02:30,224 --> 00:02:31,191 Whoa! 10 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:53,013 What's wrong with you, besides the obvious? 11 00:02:53,081 --> 00:02:56,448 - We're gonna be late again. - Oh, pop a Midol. 12 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:59,042 Who said anything about being late? 13 00:03:00,455 --> 00:03:01,387 I've had it. 14 00:03:01,456 --> 00:03:03,321 I am going to clean out her closet. 15 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:07,020 And from now on, it's cardigan sweaters and monogrammed blouses. 16 00:03:07,095 --> 00:03:10,087 And I don't think that it's healthy that she call me Nan. 17 00:03:10,164 --> 00:03:13,793 It shows a total disregard for our family hierarchy. 18 00:03:13,868 --> 00:03:15,392 Nan, listen. 19 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:18,166 Have you noticed that when you insist that Alex calls you Mom... 20 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,503 the greater pleasure she gets from calling you Nan? 21 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,339 And when we object to her provocative clothing... 22 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:26,403 she just finds something more provocative to wear the next day. 23 00:03:26,481 --> 00:03:29,177 And when we encourage the girls to get along... 24 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,241 the more out of hand their sibling rivalry gets. 25 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:35,282 What have our patients been telling us all these years? 26 00:03:38,793 --> 00:03:41,387 That their parents have ruined their lives. 27 00:03:41,462 --> 00:03:44,022 Exactly. Now... 28 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:46,965 I think the only way these girls are gonna get along... 29 00:03:47,034 --> 00:03:50,800 show us some respect and bring harmony to this household... 30 00:03:50,872 --> 00:03:54,638 is for you and I to stop interfering. 31 00:03:54,709 --> 00:03:57,940 There'll be no reason for them to rebel against our rules and demands... 32 00:03:58,012 --> 00:04:00,776 because... 33 00:04:00,848 --> 00:04:03,408 there won't be any. 34 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:23,660 - Morning, Hayley. - Hi. 35 00:04:23,738 --> 00:04:27,606 Oh, excellent shirt, Aly. Wow. 36 00:04:47,862 --> 00:04:50,296 That's three days in a row, Hayley. 37 00:04:50,364 --> 00:04:53,492 If it happens again, I'm going to start deducting from your grade. 38 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,533 It won't. 39 00:05:00,007 --> 00:05:02,908 All right. Now tomorrow's quiz will require... 40 00:05:02,977 --> 00:05:05,468 slide identification of the following constellations... 41 00:05:06,314 --> 00:05:08,475 Canis Majorus, Leo... 42 00:05:08,549 --> 00:05:10,210 Taurus... 43 00:05:10,284 --> 00:05:11,979 That rhymes. 44 00:05:25,399 --> 00:05:27,333 Cool shorts, guys. 45 00:05:33,774 --> 00:05:36,709 Doctor's orders. He said I had to sit out again. 46 00:05:53,327 --> 00:05:55,522 What do you think they're talking about right now? 47 00:05:55,596 --> 00:05:57,029 Etruscan art. 48 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,528 - How should I know? - It's your sister. 49 00:06:01,602 --> 00:06:05,231 Sabrina, is that stubble? 50 00:06:07,108 --> 00:06:11,442 I swear, I shaved this morning. I must have just missed a spot. 51 00:06:13,014 --> 00:06:16,347 So, Alex, what's the limit on the festival again? 52 00:06:17,218 --> 00:06:19,152 No limit. 53 00:06:20,388 --> 00:06:23,016 Hello, beautiful. How you doing? 54 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:26,150 All right. Test scores are in. Time to face the music. 55 00:06:26,227 --> 00:06:30,163 Mr. Gerard. You need to make that up with me. 56 00:06:30,231 --> 00:06:32,290 Very nice. 57 00:06:32,366 --> 00:06:33,958 Barely adequate. 58 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:44,373 But Hayley here. Very nice. 59 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:46,970 It's nice to see someone coming out smelling like a rose. 60 00:06:47,048 --> 00:06:49,107 Lose the gum, if you would. 61 00:06:49,183 --> 00:06:54,211 So, any questions about grades, homework? 62 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:55,949 Life, in general? 63 00:06:56,023 --> 00:06:58,548 - Mr. Watson? - Yes, Alexia. 64 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,787 Can I go to the ladies' room, please? 65 00:07:00,861 --> 00:07:03,421 What difference does it make? 66 00:07:17,545 --> 00:07:21,037 Oh, I think it's so admirable that you attended the police academy. 67 00:07:21,115 --> 00:07:24,516 You see, it's always been a dream of mine to go into law enforcement. 68 00:07:24,585 --> 00:07:29,249 But my parents, whom, by the way, think you're a wonderful administrator... 69 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:32,656 want me to get a degree first, like you. 70 00:07:33,527 --> 00:07:35,927 I never knew anyone looked to me as a role model. 71 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,760 Oh, since the ninth grade! 72 00:07:39,066 --> 00:07:41,398 But in order for me to follow in your path... 73 00:07:41,469 --> 00:07:43,960 I have to start by getting into Felder first... 74 00:07:44,038 --> 00:07:46,336 and, well, I was thinking that you... 75 00:07:46,407 --> 00:07:48,841 being a distinguished principal and all... 76 00:07:48,909 --> 00:07:51,605 might like to write a recommendation for me. 77 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,454 And what might the recommendation say? 78 00:08:03,157 --> 00:08:04,784 Dear Admissions Committee... 79 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:07,692 though Alexia Wheaton is in... 80 00:08:07,762 --> 00:08:10,424 the bottom half of her class... 81 00:08:10,498 --> 00:08:13,729 she dresses well. 82 00:08:13,801 --> 00:08:16,167 Oh! So you'll consider it. 83 00:08:21,842 --> 00:08:25,403 Where's the dirt? She hasn't written in two weeks. 84 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:29,244 Think she's onto us? 85 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:50,066 Do you think they do it? 86 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:57,636 Well, I don't have any documented evidence, but... 87 00:08:57,711 --> 00:09:00,271 Man, they are so in love. 88 00:09:05,319 --> 00:09:07,253 We better evacuate. 89 00:09:13,694 --> 00:09:17,255 - There you are, Kyle. - Thanks, Mrs. Wheaton. 90 00:09:17,331 --> 00:09:19,458 And do you have enough salad there, Caitlin? 91 00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:20,966 Yes, thanks. 92 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:33,340 You've got to be kidding. 93 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:38,513 - We have guests. - I don't mind. 94 00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:42,818 - I don't mind. - Part of her experiment. 95 00:09:42,890 --> 00:09:46,155 You know, I made the fuel from an apple you threw away. 96 00:09:46,227 --> 00:09:48,024 It was mealy. 97 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:55,159 What? 98 00:09:55,236 --> 00:09:57,830 Kyle, would you mind serving me? My nails are still wet. 99 00:09:57,905 --> 00:09:58,837 Sure. 100 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:03,476 - Small portions, please. - Sorry. 101 00:10:03,544 --> 00:10:06,377 Well, everyone. I found it. 102 00:10:07,348 --> 00:10:10,545 - Found what? - The most outrageous dress... 103 00:10:10,618 --> 00:10:12,142 for Winter Festival. 104 00:10:12,219 --> 00:10:14,312 - And how low is it cut? - And how much? 105 00:10:14,388 --> 00:10:17,016 It's 200 and something. 106 00:10:18,459 --> 00:10:19,892 298. 107 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:25,891 As in over $300 with tax for a dress? 108 00:10:28,202 --> 00:10:30,227 Your limit was 200. 109 00:10:30,304 --> 00:10:32,238 I know, but... 110 00:10:32,306 --> 00:10:35,173 what's an extra hundred over the course of a lifetime? 111 00:10:35,242 --> 00:10:38,040 My children will see me in these photos, and I want them to think I look nice. 112 00:10:38,112 --> 00:10:42,913 But there must be another nice dress for a more reasonable price. 113 00:10:47,154 --> 00:10:51,056 But this one sounds so very special. 114 00:10:53,994 --> 00:10:56,724 So, here. Here's the credit card. 115 00:10:56,797 --> 00:10:58,230 Wear it in good health. 116 00:10:58,299 --> 00:10:59,994 Why don't you take Hayley with you... 117 00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:03,298 so that she can pick out a dress for the Winter Festival too? 118 00:11:03,370 --> 00:11:06,339 - That's a great idea. Can I come? - Wait. 119 00:11:06,407 --> 00:11:08,807 We're sisters. We're not friends. 120 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:10,707 And we don't shop together. 121 00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:12,712 - Alex, that's terrible. - Honey. 122 00:11:14,248 --> 00:11:16,580 I'm not going anyway. 123 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:19,141 But, Muffin! 124 00:11:21,522 --> 00:11:24,753 This is your first Winter Festival, and it would be such fun. 125 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:30,663 And don't you want to be there to see if your sister gets crowned... 126 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,426 queen? 127 00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:41,667 You probably know what you want to do. 128 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:45,735 Stay at home. Watch the Discovery Channel, huh? 129 00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:47,747 Amen. 130 00:11:52,486 --> 00:11:56,252 - Go ahead. - Oh, no. It's yours. 131 00:11:56,323 --> 00:11:58,587 Well, here. We'll share it. 132 00:11:58,659 --> 00:12:00,058 There you go. 133 00:12:15,309 --> 00:12:15,442 Canis Majorus. 134 00:12:15,442 --> 00:12:18,070 Canis Majorus. 135 00:12:18,145 --> 00:12:20,875 And Leo. 136 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:24,111 Arcturus, where are you? 137 00:12:27,388 --> 00:12:29,913 There you are. Okay. 138 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,910 I wish I were Alexia Wheaton. 139 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:29,335 Man, oh, man! It worked! 140 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,776 What? What worked? 141 00:14:31,845 --> 00:14:34,006 - I... - You did this? 142 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:38,450 I made a wish when I saw a shooting star. 143 00:14:38,519 --> 00:14:41,079 You made a wish to be me? 144 00:14:41,155 --> 00:14:43,555 I didn't think it would work. 145 00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:50,454 I don't like it in here! 146 00:14:50,531 --> 00:14:53,466 Wish us back! 147 00:14:54,535 --> 00:14:57,629 I don't think that's possible, Hayley. 148 00:14:57,704 --> 00:15:02,107 I think it is, Hayley! Do it now! 149 00:15:02,176 --> 00:15:04,872 I can't. It's daytime. 150 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,379 Well, I hate to spoil your fun... 151 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,440 but I have a lot of personal stuff to deal with today. 152 00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:14,248 And we are not leaving this house till things are back in order. 153 00:15:14,321 --> 00:15:16,255 I'll handle this. 154 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,293 Me? I'm Alexia. 155 00:15:23,363 --> 00:15:24,796 Alexia Wheaton. 156 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,237 Personally, I like it best... 157 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,801 when my boyfriend Kyle calls me Aly. 158 00:15:42,182 --> 00:15:45,276 Happy birthday 159 00:15:45,352 --> 00:15:47,343 Happy birthday Yadda, yadda, yadda 160 00:15:47,421 --> 00:15:50,015 Now reverse the wish. 161 00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:52,718 All right. I wish I were Hayley. 162 00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:54,852 Don't you know the birthday candle rule? 163 00:15:54,928 --> 00:15:58,659 You have to say the wish to yourself, otherwise, it can't come true. 164 00:16:24,892 --> 00:16:26,359 On to plan B. 165 00:16:30,664 --> 00:16:33,758 - It's a wishing well. - Got it. 166 00:16:43,844 --> 00:16:46,711 Would you try it with a little more "umph"? 167 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:10,829 I can't do this. I can't be you. 168 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,805 And you obviously lack the social grace to be me. 169 00:17:17,644 --> 00:17:20,636 I don't believe this. I have split ends. 170 00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:25,652 - I have an astronomy test today. - Don't stress. 171 00:17:25,719 --> 00:17:29,052 I had Frauenfleder when I was a sophomore. I'll just cheat. 172 00:17:29,122 --> 00:17:31,090 But you can't. Ow! 173 00:17:31,158 --> 00:17:35,060 I mean, I... You... You can't do that. 174 00:17:36,396 --> 00:17:39,763 When he passes out the test, just faint or something. 175 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:42,597 Get sent home sick. I can make up the test tomorrow. 176 00:17:42,669 --> 00:17:46,036 You can spend the day watching TV and eating. 177 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,267 Deal. Close your eyes. 178 00:17:48,342 --> 00:17:51,709 No one finds out about this. Especially Caitlin. 179 00:17:51,778 --> 00:17:54,076 Undoubtedly, she'd leak it to the National Enquirer. 180 00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:57,605 I don't want any rumors going on about me the week of the festival. 181 00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,716 Ouch! What about Mom and Dad? 182 00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:03,653 They'd have us committed. 183 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,827 So wait. We have a secret? 184 00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:11,830 You and me? 185 00:18:19,706 --> 00:18:23,301 So, is there anything I need to know about you... 186 00:18:23,377 --> 00:18:28,144 other than being a grungy social outcast? 187 00:18:28,215 --> 00:18:31,480 I'm not grungy. I just have my own style. 188 00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:34,247 Dirt under the fingernails is in? 189 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,380 You won't mind if I remove it, will you? 190 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,926 So, how do I look? 191 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,731 Today is definitely day one. 192 00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:49,860 - Day one of what? - My diet. 193 00:18:49,936 --> 00:18:53,201 Excuse me. I mean, your diet. 194 00:18:53,273 --> 00:18:55,537 A fruit and veggie fast. You're bloated. 195 00:18:55,609 --> 00:18:58,874 What are you talking about? I'm a knockout. 196 00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:02,847 The makeup may be a bit heavy. Not me. 197 00:19:02,916 --> 00:19:05,077 Whatever. Lose the gum. 198 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,017 Today, you're mine. 199 00:19:32,446 --> 00:19:34,243 Good morning, Daddy. 200 00:19:34,314 --> 00:19:35,747 Mom. 201 00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:43,082 You're looking particularly adorable today. 202 00:19:44,191 --> 00:19:45,624 And, as usual, Alex... 203 00:19:45,692 --> 00:19:48,160 you are looking quite stylish yourself. 204 00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:55,594 Sis, allow me. 205 00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:02,075 How about a little cereal? 206 00:20:05,846 --> 00:20:08,872 That's okay. I'm on a fruits and veggies fast only. 207 00:20:10,183 --> 00:20:12,117 Actually, we should get going. 208 00:20:12,185 --> 00:20:14,915 I wouldn't want Hayley to be late for her big test. 209 00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:18,385 Nan, Ben. 210 00:20:33,573 --> 00:20:36,098 - Hi. - Grow up! 211 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,638 Excuse me. 212 00:20:41,715 --> 00:20:43,649 - What are you doing? - Driving. 213 00:20:43,717 --> 00:20:46,345 You don't know how to drive. Give me my keys. 214 00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:50,889 Give me my keys now. 215 00:20:54,361 --> 00:20:55,794 Thank you. 216 00:21:27,394 --> 00:21:29,328 You should know better. 217 00:21:29,396 --> 00:21:32,695 If I still had my badge, I'd have to write you up. 218 00:21:37,204 --> 00:21:38,728 What are you, drunk? 219 00:21:40,273 --> 00:21:44,733 She was up late, studying, so she could raise her GPA. 220 00:21:44,811 --> 00:21:46,608 Isn't that right, Alex? 221 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:51,515 And I was just giving her, Hayley, my little sis, a driving lesson. 222 00:21:51,585 --> 00:21:53,519 It won't happen again. 223 00:21:55,222 --> 00:21:57,656 Hayley, I wouldn't want anything to harm your chances... 224 00:21:57,724 --> 00:22:00,921 of representing Hunter in the science fair in D.C. 225 00:22:00,994 --> 00:22:04,259 - I certainly wouldn't. - Thank you for being so understanding. 226 00:22:04,331 --> 00:22:07,494 You are a wonderful administrator and an asset to this school. 227 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:10,502 At least, that's what Alex keeps telling me. 228 00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:12,868 You're my hero, Mrs. Mitter Mon... 229 00:22:12,939 --> 00:22:15,373 I won't tolerate being called that name. 230 00:22:17,143 --> 00:22:19,839 Now get to class. 231 00:22:36,796 --> 00:22:39,788 You'll have approximately two and a half minutes to answer each question... 232 00:22:39,866 --> 00:22:43,063 after the corresponding slide has been shown. 233 00:22:43,136 --> 00:22:47,129 And I do suggest that you keep your eyes on your own paper... 234 00:22:47,207 --> 00:22:51,234 because if you don't, I will pluck them out and keep them in a jar on my desk. 235 00:22:57,651 --> 00:23:00,313 In the Ptolemaic Universe, is it the Earth in the middle... 236 00:23:00,387 --> 00:23:02,855 with the stars and stuff rotating around... 237 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:05,357 or is it the sun in the middle... 238 00:23:11,831 --> 00:23:12,957 Mr. Frauenfleder? 239 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:20,501 I'm... I'm not feeling very... 240 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:30,845 Eleven serving six. 241 00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:33,609 Ow! 242 00:23:33,687 --> 00:23:35,917 - Are you okay, Alex? - I'm fine. 243 00:23:52,072 --> 00:23:53,039 Muffin. 244 00:23:54,574 --> 00:23:56,599 I'm her mother. 245 00:23:58,011 --> 00:23:59,444 Let's get you home. 246 00:23:59,512 --> 00:24:04,814 I'd feel much better if we could get some ice cream... 247 00:24:04,884 --> 00:24:07,614 and maybe stop at Blockbuster on the way. 248 00:24:27,741 --> 00:24:31,336 - Hi. - What did I do? 249 00:24:31,411 --> 00:24:33,936 Can't I just say hi? 250 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,175 Of course you can. Hi. 251 00:24:36,249 --> 00:24:39,116 Oh, I guess you heard that Hayley went home sick. 252 00:24:39,185 --> 00:24:41,710 I'm so worried. I'm going over after school. 253 00:24:41,788 --> 00:24:47,249 - I mean, what if there's brain damage? - Oh, trust me, she'll be fine. 254 00:24:47,327 --> 00:24:49,852 Why don't you come and eat lunch with me and my gang? 255 00:24:49,929 --> 00:24:53,695 I mean, Hayley would hate for you to seem like a loner. 256 00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:55,758 Really? Okay. 257 00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:05,238 Talley... Thanks. Talley, Sabrina, Kazumi, this is Caitlin Scheinbaum. 258 00:25:05,311 --> 00:25:08,212 - She's eating lunch with us today. - Why? 259 00:25:08,281 --> 00:25:12,684 Because she's Hayley's very best friend in the entire world. 260 00:25:12,752 --> 00:25:15,152 - So? - So... 261 00:25:16,289 --> 00:25:20,089 So be nice to her. Hayley went home sick. 262 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:24,153 Hayley and I always wondered what it would be like to eat with you guys. 263 00:25:24,230 --> 00:25:26,164 She'll be bummed she missed it. 264 00:25:26,232 --> 00:25:29,463 Oh, well, you can both eat with us tomorrow. We'd be happy to have you. 265 00:25:31,471 --> 00:25:32,529 Right, guys? 266 00:25:35,442 --> 00:25:38,605 Oh, but don't bring another tuna fish sandwich. 267 00:25:38,678 --> 00:25:40,043 It's one of our rules. 268 00:25:41,781 --> 00:25:42,975 - Sorry. - Rules? 269 00:25:43,049 --> 00:25:45,813 Duh. They're supposed to be secrets. 270 00:25:45,885 --> 00:25:48,786 Your secrets are safe with me. You can tell me anything. 271 00:25:48,855 --> 00:25:53,315 Well, we alternate bringing diet sodas for everyone. 272 00:25:53,393 --> 00:25:54,553 Tomorrow can be your turn. 273 00:25:54,627 --> 00:25:56,925 - Okay. - Tic Tac, anyone? 274 00:25:59,299 --> 00:26:02,268 Oh, Alex. What happened? 275 00:26:04,003 --> 00:26:07,461 Oh. Volleyball. You know. 276 00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:10,407 - Looks gruesome. - That no makeup thing. 277 00:26:10,477 --> 00:26:13,776 That's actually very in. Self, March issue. 278 00:26:13,847 --> 00:26:16,975 Anyway, Alex, tell us what happened last night. How did you do it? 279 00:26:17,050 --> 00:26:18,950 - Do what? - Dump Kyle. 280 00:26:21,554 --> 00:26:24,250 Why would I do a stupid thing like that? 281 00:26:24,324 --> 00:26:25,985 Kyle's perfect. 282 00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:30,422 - Alex, hello. - You hit the limit. 283 00:26:31,498 --> 00:26:34,296 - What limit? - The three-month max. 284 00:26:34,367 --> 00:26:37,495 Rule three, designed to maximize our experience with different men. 285 00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:40,539 As of midnight last night, the clock was up on Kyle. 286 00:26:40,607 --> 00:26:42,370 We reminded you yesterday. 287 00:26:43,276 --> 00:26:45,176 I thought the plan... 288 00:26:45,245 --> 00:26:48,146 was to ask him over for dinner, do a little hot tub... 289 00:26:48,214 --> 00:26:51,809 call him a sick puppy and then send him on his way. 290 00:26:56,122 --> 00:26:57,714 How could I have? 291 00:27:06,966 --> 00:27:08,399 I'm sorry. 292 00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:13,834 - Can I talk to you a minute? - What could there be left to say? 293 00:27:13,907 --> 00:27:15,841 Just give me a second, please? 294 00:27:15,909 --> 00:27:18,309 All right. Fine. 295 00:27:18,378 --> 00:27:19,811 Geez. 296 00:27:23,349 --> 00:27:26,375 Okay. Kyle, whatever I said last night, I didn't mean. 297 00:27:26,452 --> 00:27:28,386 I wasn't being myself. 298 00:27:28,454 --> 00:27:30,581 Let's go for a walk this afternoon like old times. 299 00:27:32,592 --> 00:27:34,526 Listen, Alexia, I have practice after school. 300 00:27:35,662 --> 00:27:40,031 I'm not interested in going with someone who calls me a sick puppy. 301 00:27:43,336 --> 00:27:45,804 I can understand why you'd be angry... 302 00:27:46,940 --> 00:27:48,373 but... 303 00:27:50,376 --> 00:27:52,105 how can you resist me? 304 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,054 I'm sorry. I haven't been myself lately. 305 00:28:04,123 --> 00:28:06,751 Can't we just get together after practice and talk? 306 00:28:07,827 --> 00:28:10,193 I could give you a ride home. 307 00:28:11,297 --> 00:28:15,290 Well, I guess I could use a ride. I'll be through at 4:00. 308 00:28:19,639 --> 00:28:21,106 Yes! 309 00:28:48,334 --> 00:28:49,767 Mr. Frauenfleder? 310 00:28:51,738 --> 00:28:55,265 Do you remember me, Alexia Wheaton, Hayley's sister? 311 00:28:55,341 --> 00:28:57,275 Yes, you're the one who ignited the counter... 312 00:28:57,343 --> 00:29:01,177 after neglecting to follow my directions during chemistry section. 313 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:04,807 I still can't get the funding to replace it. 314 00:29:04,884 --> 00:29:07,011 Hayley just wanted me to stop by... 315 00:29:07,086 --> 00:29:09,213 and find out when she can make up for the test. 316 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,223 She can take it orally when she's better. 317 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:14,556 Oh, I'm sure she'll be fine tomorrow. 318 00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:16,060 Mr. Frauenfleder... 319 00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:20,956 out of all your students, is Hayley, perhaps, your favorite? 320 00:29:22,602 --> 00:29:27,039 You, of all people, should be thankful I don't rank my students, Alexia. 321 00:29:28,541 --> 00:29:30,338 Well, between you and me... 322 00:29:30,410 --> 00:29:33,675 do you think she has a shot at winning the science fair and going to nationals? 323 00:29:35,048 --> 00:29:37,141 Well, she's not very comfortable at public speaking... 324 00:29:37,216 --> 00:29:39,150 but I expect she'll get it right. 325 00:29:39,218 --> 00:29:40,879 Hayley's very tenacious. 326 00:29:44,590 --> 00:29:46,182 Thank you. 327 00:30:13,086 --> 00:30:14,519 I'm coming! 328 00:30:17,623 --> 00:30:19,557 Oh, we don't want any. 329 00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:23,083 Oh, no. They're for you, Hayley. A get-well thing. 330 00:30:23,162 --> 00:30:26,393 I heard about your episode, and I was worried. 331 00:30:26,466 --> 00:30:30,095 Thanks, bud. These are delish. 332 00:30:30,169 --> 00:30:32,694 I'd ask you in, but I'm ill. 333 00:30:32,772 --> 00:30:34,706 Maybe I'll see you tomorrow at school or something. 334 00:30:34,774 --> 00:30:37,072 You don't wanna know who I am? 335 00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,372 I don't know you? 336 00:30:42,415 --> 00:30:45,907 It's weird. Sometimes it's hard for me to keep things straight. 337 00:30:45,985 --> 00:30:48,545 People, places, nouns, in general. 338 00:30:48,621 --> 00:30:51,181 That is weird. 339 00:30:51,257 --> 00:30:53,691 I'm Simon Smalley. I just moved in next door. 340 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,558 - I've been wanting to meet you. - Thanks for the cookies. 341 00:31:05,805 --> 00:31:08,399 So are we gonna get in the car? 342 00:31:08,474 --> 00:31:10,408 We could do that. 343 00:31:38,304 --> 00:31:39,737 Whoa! 344 00:31:42,008 --> 00:31:43,441 Geez! 345 00:31:55,855 --> 00:31:58,255 Hey, the curb! 346 00:32:02,495 --> 00:32:05,362 Wait! Don't you remember where I live? 347 00:32:05,431 --> 00:32:07,456 Whoa! 348 00:32:07,533 --> 00:32:09,467 Maybe I should drive. 349 00:32:13,906 --> 00:32:16,238 Oh, this is great. 350 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,243 - Thanks. - Sure. 351 00:32:22,248 --> 00:32:24,182 Since when do you listen to this? 352 00:32:25,384 --> 00:32:28,182 Oh, that reminds me. We better do our thing before Alex gets home. 353 00:32:28,254 --> 00:32:30,188 - What thing? - You know... 354 00:32:30,256 --> 00:32:32,190 see if she made a new entry in her diary. 355 00:32:32,258 --> 00:32:34,783 I'm dying to figure out what happened between her and Kyle. 356 00:32:34,861 --> 00:32:37,989 Oh, and I have to try on that killer top she wore on Monday. 357 00:32:57,016 --> 00:33:00,383 Kyle, I just want you to know, that, no matter what happens... 358 00:33:00,453 --> 00:33:02,318 I think you're the nicest, smartest... 359 00:33:02,388 --> 00:33:05,619 most gorgeous guy I've ever met in my entire life. 360 00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:11,322 I hope this doesn't sound lame... 361 00:33:13,266 --> 00:33:17,532 but I've never seen you look as beautiful as you do right now, Aly. 362 00:33:17,603 --> 00:33:20,299 And I mean that. 363 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:23,865 Without all that makeup and hairspray and stuff... 364 00:33:23,943 --> 00:33:25,877 I can see you. 365 00:33:56,642 --> 00:33:58,576 Kyle, tell me you love me. 366 00:34:02,882 --> 00:34:04,941 Well, I... 367 00:34:05,017 --> 00:34:06,382 Don't you? 368 00:34:08,821 --> 00:34:12,120 Yes. I mean, no. I mean, I really like you a lot. 369 00:34:12,191 --> 00:34:13,624 I just... 370 00:34:17,363 --> 00:34:19,661 Let's just be together, okay? 371 00:34:22,969 --> 00:34:25,961 All right. Come here. 372 00:34:57,670 --> 00:35:00,195 Hello, dear family. 373 00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:04,142 You look like you're craving a salad. 374 00:35:05,511 --> 00:35:07,342 Your nails! 375 00:35:10,116 --> 00:35:12,277 So where have you been all afternoon? 376 00:35:13,819 --> 00:35:16,447 So, how is everyone? 377 00:35:16,522 --> 00:35:20,788 Alex, why don't you come with me to the kitchen... 378 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:23,385 and I'll show you how to liven up that salad? 379 00:35:23,462 --> 00:35:25,396 It's not that bad. 380 00:35:30,736 --> 00:35:33,102 - What? - What is that? 381 00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:34,833 - What? - This. 382 00:35:34,907 --> 00:35:36,932 - That! - Ow. I don't know. 383 00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:39,876 That's a hickey, you tramp. 384 00:35:39,945 --> 00:35:42,743 This? This is a hickey? 385 00:35:42,815 --> 00:35:44,009 Yes! 386 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:47,177 It sounds like Alex got a hickey and Hayley finds it distasteful. 387 00:35:47,253 --> 00:35:49,653 Who did this to you? I mean, me. 388 00:35:49,722 --> 00:35:52,520 I mean... Who the hell did this? 389 00:35:52,591 --> 00:35:55,424 Well, Kyle. We were kissing... 390 00:35:55,494 --> 00:35:57,485 and I guess things got a little out of control. 391 00:35:57,563 --> 00:35:59,793 You don't know how to kiss. 392 00:35:59,865 --> 00:36:02,095 I'm a natural. 393 00:36:02,168 --> 00:36:04,830 Wait a second. 394 00:36:04,904 --> 00:36:07,702 I broke up with Kyle last night. 395 00:36:09,575 --> 00:36:13,443 Well, you got back together with him this afternoon. 396 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:20,379 This is unethical, Hayley! 397 00:36:20,453 --> 00:36:23,217 - How could you? - I couldn't resist, Alex. 398 00:36:23,289 --> 00:36:25,348 He told me I never looked prettier. 399 00:36:25,424 --> 00:36:28,188 He was talking to me. 400 00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:30,387 No, he was talking to me. 401 00:36:30,463 --> 00:36:33,398 You weren't there. Besides... 402 00:36:33,466 --> 00:36:36,401 he doesn't like all that makeup you wear. 403 00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:39,705 That's it. 404 00:36:39,772 --> 00:36:44,300 Outside! Thanks a lot for ruining the most relaxing day of my life. 405 00:36:46,846 --> 00:36:50,304 Well, I have never seen Hayley express her emotions so openly. 406 00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:52,850 Do it! Do it now! 407 00:36:54,086 --> 00:36:56,577 It's overcast. I can't. 408 00:36:58,124 --> 00:37:00,217 You mean to tell me that I'm stuck... 409 00:37:00,292 --> 00:37:03,056 in this measly little body for another day... 410 00:37:03,129 --> 00:37:06,690 while you just parade around... 411 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:10,827 ruining my reputation and destroying my beautiful nails? 412 00:37:12,171 --> 00:37:14,105 Looks that way, doesn't it? 413 00:37:15,641 --> 00:37:19,008 That it is. This is war! 414 00:37:19,078 --> 00:37:20,739 I'm gonna get you back. 415 00:37:20,813 --> 00:37:23,304 Fine. Be that way. It was worth it. 416 00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:30,482 I'm on to you, Hayley. 417 00:37:30,556 --> 00:37:33,047 I know all about you and Caitlin invading my privacy. 418 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:35,616 Reading my diary, trying on my clothes. Excuse me! 419 00:37:35,694 --> 00:37:38,595 - Where do you think you're going? - Ow! My room. 420 00:37:38,664 --> 00:37:40,996 Let's get something straight, Hayley. 421 00:37:41,066 --> 00:37:45,696 You might have my body, breasts and boyfriend, but you are not me. 422 00:37:45,771 --> 00:37:47,705 Go to your own room. 423 00:37:47,773 --> 00:37:50,139 Fine. But what would Mom and Dad think? 424 00:37:53,979 --> 00:37:57,346 Fine, but if you touch anything... 425 00:37:57,416 --> 00:37:59,646 you'll wish you had never been born. 426 00:37:59,718 --> 00:38:01,413 - Fine. - Fine. 427 00:38:47,299 --> 00:38:48,732 Good morning, Alex. 428 00:38:49,802 --> 00:38:54,705 This would be day two of your diet, right? 429 00:38:57,509 --> 00:38:58,703 What diet? 430 00:39:02,915 --> 00:39:04,348 How about some juice with that? 431 00:39:13,459 --> 00:39:14,858 What are you doing? 432 00:39:16,428 --> 00:39:20,262 You want to fit into your festival gown, don't you? 433 00:39:20,332 --> 00:39:22,596 Screw the festival. 434 00:39:22,668 --> 00:39:27,367 You're not... You're not gonna let her go out like that, are you? 435 00:39:27,439 --> 00:39:32,308 - I don't see why not? - You don't think it's flattering? 436 00:39:32,378 --> 00:39:35,814 You'll make a fool of me. I mean, her. 437 00:39:35,881 --> 00:39:39,578 Well, I really don't care what you think. 438 00:39:39,652 --> 00:39:44,112 Now, I recall you going out in public in the same outfit not so long ago. 439 00:39:45,524 --> 00:39:46,752 That was Halloween! 440 00:39:46,825 --> 00:39:50,659 Mom, you've gotta lock her in her room so she can't get in any trouble. 441 00:39:50,729 --> 00:39:53,459 - Ben, she's got a point. - Uh, uh, uh. 442 00:39:53,532 --> 00:39:55,625 Hayley can wear whatever she wants. 443 00:39:55,701 --> 00:39:58,670 It's an expression of her individuality. And, Alex... 444 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:02,434 the same goes for you. 445 00:40:20,926 --> 00:40:23,918 - Isn't that what you wore yesterday? - Mm-hmm. 446 00:40:23,996 --> 00:40:27,659 But the dance photos are today. Did you at least shower? 447 00:40:30,069 --> 00:40:33,061 - What about my ride? - Heard of walking? 448 00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:45,916 I'm your new neighbor Simon. Could I have a ride? 449 00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:47,919 Oh, sure, but hurry and get in... 450 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:49,921 'cause I'm trying to make a quick exit. 451 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:53,516 My sister and I are in a fight, and, well, she's a little crazy. 452 00:41:45,144 --> 00:41:47,078 All right. Hold it there. Good. 453 00:41:47,146 --> 00:41:48,579 Good. 454 00:41:49,948 --> 00:41:52,940 Hold it and say "queen." 455 00:41:53,018 --> 00:41:54,918 Queen! 456 00:41:54,987 --> 00:41:58,218 Okay. Let's try that again. 457 00:41:58,290 --> 00:42:01,919 And say "queen"! 458 00:42:01,994 --> 00:42:04,087 Queen! 459 00:42:05,697 --> 00:42:10,157 - And say "queen." - Queen. 460 00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:13,504 That'll have to do. 461 00:42:21,313 --> 00:42:23,247 No way! 462 00:42:40,165 --> 00:42:42,099 What do you want? 463 00:42:44,269 --> 00:42:46,601 Are you up for that oral exam? 464 00:42:47,673 --> 00:42:49,766 Whatever. 465 00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:17,697 Slide one. Omega Nebula in Sagittarius. 466 00:43:18,804 --> 00:43:21,830 Slide two. Omega Nebula. 467 00:43:21,907 --> 00:43:23,841 Define the Ptolemaic Universe. 468 00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:28,507 You're the teacher. You should know. 469 00:43:28,580 --> 00:43:31,549 Hayley, that's enough. Please define it. 470 00:43:33,952 --> 00:43:36,079 I am drawing a blank. 471 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:38,089 How about another question? 472 00:43:40,058 --> 00:43:42,686 All right. Tell me what a comet is. 473 00:43:42,761 --> 00:43:45,628 Now you're speaking my language. 474 00:43:47,299 --> 00:43:50,894 It's an abrasive product used to scrub away sink residue. 475 00:43:53,872 --> 00:43:59,071 Attention, all students. All club dues must be paid by Friday... 476 00:43:59,144 --> 00:44:01,942 except chess club, which has been canceled this year... 477 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:04,642 due to lack of interest. 478 00:44:04,716 --> 00:44:07,514 Aly, hey. 479 00:44:07,586 --> 00:44:09,019 Hi. 480 00:44:10,355 --> 00:44:12,289 You are so pretty, Aly. 481 00:44:12,357 --> 00:44:14,621 Thanks. 482 00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:16,786 I brought you something. 483 00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:20,889 - You wrapped it yourself. - I know it's not the best... 484 00:44:20,966 --> 00:44:22,126 It's great. 485 00:44:29,608 --> 00:44:32,076 Oh, I love it. 486 00:44:32,144 --> 00:44:34,078 Why don't you blow off your friends and come sit with me? 487 00:44:35,314 --> 00:44:39,080 I just have to make an appearance. I'll be there in a sec. 488 00:44:52,331 --> 00:44:54,094 Smell much? 489 00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:55,724 Ew! 490 00:44:55,801 --> 00:44:58,736 Same ensemble, two days in a row? 491 00:44:58,804 --> 00:45:00,999 Alex, that's violation of rule number four. 492 00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:06,010 - Don't tell me it's from Kyle. - It's from Kyle. 493 00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:09,138 Alex, that is totally unacceptable. 494 00:45:09,214 --> 00:45:11,273 We signed these rules in blood. 495 00:45:11,350 --> 00:45:16,117 Some of these rules are a little hard for me to abide by. Sorry. 496 00:45:16,188 --> 00:45:18,782 But they were your idea. 497 00:45:18,857 --> 00:45:21,587 Well, my newest idea is that we abolish them. 498 00:45:22,861 --> 00:45:24,658 Very funny. 499 00:45:29,668 --> 00:45:31,863 - Where is she going? - What is she doing? 500 00:45:33,972 --> 00:45:36,805 - It's so good to see you. - Likewise. 501 00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:40,675 But what's with your sister, or should I say Madonna? 502 00:45:40,746 --> 00:45:42,680 She's just trying to prove a point, you know... 503 00:45:42,748 --> 00:45:44,682 that she doesn't care what people think of her. 504 00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:46,308 Although I know she really does. 505 00:45:46,385 --> 00:45:48,717 - Hi. - I can't relate to her anymore. 506 00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:52,848 I thought about it, and realized I fit in better with you and your friends. 507 00:45:52,924 --> 00:45:56,121 You got it all wrong, Caitlin. Stay away from them. 508 00:46:15,881 --> 00:46:18,873 You walk the walk 509 00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:22,147 You talk the talk 510 00:46:22,220 --> 00:46:23,847 It makes me feel 511 00:46:24,923 --> 00:46:26,982 So real 512 00:46:27,926 --> 00:46:29,484 The way you move 513 00:46:30,796 --> 00:46:33,196 The way you smile 514 00:46:33,265 --> 00:46:36,359 It touches me 515 00:46:36,435 --> 00:46:39,563 Deep inside 516 00:46:41,606 --> 00:46:43,335 You got me 517 00:46:44,409 --> 00:46:46,639 Oh, Kyle, you're such a good kisser. 518 00:46:46,712 --> 00:46:49,943 Give me another hickey, baby! 519 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:53,781 The things that you do 520 00:46:53,852 --> 00:46:56,514 - Check it out. - Oh, my God! 521 00:46:56,588 --> 00:46:59,921 The things you do 522 00:47:27,018 --> 00:47:28,952 What do you think your parents will do... 523 00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:31,318 when they find out what a disgrace the two of you are? 524 00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:36,123 You can rest assured they'll be in tomorrow to hear all about it. 525 00:47:39,498 --> 00:47:42,831 I should have blown the whistle on you when I caught you driving. 526 00:47:43,935 --> 00:47:47,336 But this... such disrespect. 527 00:47:48,707 --> 00:47:51,767 This is grounds for disqualification from the science fair. 528 00:47:51,843 --> 00:47:54,903 Who wants to be in a geek fest anyway? 529 00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:58,848 Wait. It means everything in the world to you. 530 00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:02,080 Just give her another chance, Ms. Mittermiller, please? 531 00:48:02,154 --> 00:48:06,022 As for you, Alexia, one more scene of misconduct... 532 00:48:06,825 --> 00:48:09,521 and I'm going to suspend you. 533 00:48:09,594 --> 00:48:11,528 How would that look to the Felder panel? 534 00:48:11,596 --> 00:48:15,157 Or for that matter, to the festival voters? 535 00:48:16,535 --> 00:48:18,298 Do it, and we'll find out. 536 00:48:18,370 --> 00:48:21,362 But I've... I mean... 537 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:25,240 She's worked her entire life on becoming queen. 538 00:48:25,310 --> 00:48:27,471 And I've admired it so. 539 00:48:27,546 --> 00:48:29,480 Don't do it, Ms. Mittermiller. 540 00:48:31,550 --> 00:48:34,018 So who's gonna vote for you anyway? 541 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,715 The student body's opinion of you both... 542 00:48:37,789 --> 00:48:40,883 is on display in the ladies' bathroom. 543 00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:43,788 Follow me. 544 00:49:02,147 --> 00:49:04,945 Clean it off if you want to be admitted back to class. 545 00:49:10,455 --> 00:49:12,548 I can't believe you would do that. 546 00:49:12,624 --> 00:49:15,525 I've been working a year on that project. 547 00:49:15,594 --> 00:49:18,392 If I could have, I would have had you expelled too. 548 00:49:18,463 --> 00:49:21,091 I mean, at first you come home with a hickey on your neck. 549 00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:24,260 Next, you're practically mauling my boyfriend at the cafeteria. 550 00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:25,860 What next, Hayley? 551 00:49:25,937 --> 00:49:29,031 What, are you gonna lose my virginity too? 552 00:49:31,476 --> 00:49:33,842 You... You're a virgin? 553 00:49:33,912 --> 00:49:36,107 Yes, I'm a virgin! 554 00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:38,649 I have morals, Hayley! 555 00:49:38,717 --> 00:49:42,244 You obviously don't know very much about me. 556 00:49:43,321 --> 00:49:48,088 Wow. I mean, Caitlin and I were sure that you and Kyle were... 557 00:49:48,159 --> 00:49:52,721 Well, I didn't do anything like that, except kiss. 558 00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:58,098 - A lot. - You didn't? 559 00:49:58,169 --> 00:50:00,899 I can't believe you actually thought I would do that. 560 00:50:00,972 --> 00:50:03,634 What am I supposed to think? 561 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:08,741 I'm sorry, Alex. I'm really sorry. 562 00:50:11,349 --> 00:50:13,943 Look, we'd better cut this out... 563 00:50:14,019 --> 00:50:16,544 before we just destroy each other's lives. 564 00:50:16,621 --> 00:50:20,421 Okay? There's nothing more important to me than going to Felder. 565 00:50:20,492 --> 00:50:23,655 I just want a chance. Please don't take that away from me. 566 00:50:23,728 --> 00:50:25,958 I won't. 567 00:50:26,031 --> 00:50:29,626 But you gotta get me out of this and into the science fair. 568 00:50:30,702 --> 00:50:31,634 Deal. 569 00:50:38,877 --> 00:50:44,247 You deserve a lot of credit for my brilliant accomplishments. 570 00:50:44,316 --> 00:50:46,910 You're the finest teacher I ever had. 571 00:50:49,688 --> 00:50:52,589 Please give me my spot back. 572 00:51:00,699 --> 00:51:03,099 Let me start over. 573 00:51:03,168 --> 00:51:09,038 I've worked a year conceiving and putting this project into practice... 574 00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:11,598 Mr. Frauenfleder. 575 00:51:13,378 --> 00:51:15,744 And I had high hopes for you... 576 00:51:15,814 --> 00:51:20,945 but you've brought back the memory of your sister. 577 00:51:21,019 --> 00:51:25,217 That was an accident. Besides, Alex wasn't that bad, was she? 578 00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:27,724 What do you expect from a girl like that? 579 00:51:27,792 --> 00:51:30,556 That's a little harsh. 580 00:51:32,030 --> 00:51:34,931 - Who did you come here to defend? - Hay... Me. 581 00:51:36,201 --> 00:51:39,136 Winning the science fair and going to nationals would be... 582 00:51:39,204 --> 00:51:42,002 the highlight of a lifetime. 583 00:51:42,073 --> 00:51:44,371 I know I've made some mistakes, but... 584 00:51:44,442 --> 00:51:46,569 please don't take that away from me. 585 00:51:54,185 --> 00:51:55,777 Truce? 586 00:51:55,854 --> 00:51:58,652 I've got a couple more conditions. 587 00:51:58,723 --> 00:52:01,920 Stop chewing that gum. You're giving me cavities. 588 00:52:05,030 --> 00:52:07,590 Wait. Hold on. One more thing. 589 00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:11,158 I can't bear to look at this any longer. 590 00:52:12,837 --> 00:52:15,897 You're coming to the mall with me to pick up my dress. 591 00:52:15,974 --> 00:52:17,942 I don't wanna let you out of my sight. 592 00:52:19,244 --> 00:52:21,678 - Can Kyle come? - Fine. 593 00:52:21,746 --> 00:52:25,113 Look, you can put your arms around him, or you can hold his hand. 594 00:52:25,183 --> 00:52:28,448 But no kissing, okay? It's just not right. 595 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,454 - Truce? - Truce. 596 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:43,731 - See you. - Bye. 597 00:52:43,802 --> 00:52:45,235 Bye. 598 00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:55,804 Let's go home and make that wish. 599 00:52:58,483 --> 00:52:59,916 Yeah. 600 00:53:03,088 --> 00:53:05,249 So what did my friends say when they saw you... 601 00:53:05,323 --> 00:53:07,382 in the same outfit two days in a row? 602 00:53:07,459 --> 00:53:10,587 "Violation of rule four." 603 00:53:10,662 --> 00:53:14,894 So I guess you heard about the rules. 604 00:53:14,966 --> 00:53:17,434 Yeah, that one, the three-month max... 605 00:53:17,502 --> 00:53:19,436 and no tuna at lunch? 606 00:53:21,439 --> 00:53:24,966 What other bizarre restrictions do they put on your life? 607 00:53:25,043 --> 00:53:27,637 Well, let's see. 608 00:53:27,712 --> 00:53:30,579 You have to shave your legs every day. 609 00:53:30,648 --> 00:53:33,014 You have to read Self cover to cover. 610 00:53:33,084 --> 00:53:36,110 And you have to weigh in every Friday. 611 00:53:36,187 --> 00:53:38,587 Do you know that Talley has a scale in her locker? 612 00:53:38,656 --> 00:53:40,590 - You kidding? - No. 613 00:53:41,860 --> 00:53:45,057 I kind of suggested you abolish the three-month max. 614 00:53:45,130 --> 00:53:48,065 Yeah, that rule needs to be amended. 615 00:53:50,335 --> 00:53:52,394 I really want to be with him. 616 00:53:53,705 --> 00:53:55,138 I noticed. 617 00:53:58,409 --> 00:54:01,970 At least I got to see how it feels for someone to really like you. 618 00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:06,675 A lot of guys really like you. 619 00:54:06,751 --> 00:54:09,151 I mean, you as you. 620 00:54:09,220 --> 00:54:11,620 You can get a boyfriend. 621 00:54:11,689 --> 00:54:13,281 I mean... 622 00:54:14,259 --> 00:54:16,193 you're cute. 623 00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:20,731 It's just a matter of having confidence. 624 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:26,000 You know, Talley told me there are 910 boys in the student body. 625 00:54:26,070 --> 00:54:30,734 911, if you count our new neighbor. 626 00:54:31,976 --> 00:54:34,240 - Simon? - Yes, Simon. 627 00:54:34,312 --> 00:54:36,507 I think you should go for it. 628 00:54:38,750 --> 00:54:41,344 I'd be all tongue-tied. 629 00:54:41,419 --> 00:54:44,320 So forget about talking. Go in for the kill. 630 00:54:46,391 --> 00:54:48,689 You're an experienced kisser now. 631 00:54:54,999 --> 00:54:57,331 What if... 632 00:55:00,672 --> 00:55:05,541 What if we spent one more day as each other? 633 00:55:05,610 --> 00:55:07,544 Why would you want to do that? 634 00:55:07,612 --> 00:55:11,548 Well, you could help convince a few of my teachers... 635 00:55:11,616 --> 00:55:13,550 that I'm not really an airhead. 636 00:55:13,618 --> 00:55:17,782 And I'll show you how easy it is for Hayley Wheaton to get a guy. 637 00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:19,847 They will be lining up. 638 00:55:19,924 --> 00:55:23,655 So, you would sacrifice your life for one more day? 639 00:55:23,728 --> 00:55:25,218 Yeah, it'll be fun. 640 00:55:25,296 --> 00:55:28,629 Ben, you were right. 641 00:55:32,637 --> 00:55:32,770 Alex was mauling a boy... 642 00:55:32,770 --> 00:55:34,863 Alex was mauling a boy... 643 00:55:34,939 --> 00:55:39,433 while the little one danced seductively on the cafeteria table... 644 00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:41,205 miming sexual lyrics. 645 00:55:42,347 --> 00:55:44,474 And she was dressed like a hooker. 646 00:55:47,785 --> 00:55:49,980 It was quite the getup, wasn't it? 647 00:55:51,055 --> 00:55:54,252 You saw it and you let her out of the house? 648 00:55:56,361 --> 00:55:59,023 Well, honey, you better explain to Ms. Mittermiller... 649 00:55:59,097 --> 00:56:01,031 what we're trying to accomplish. 650 00:56:02,267 --> 00:56:04,701 We're trying to change our parental strategy... 651 00:56:04,769 --> 00:56:07,101 to a more hands-off method. 652 00:56:08,172 --> 00:56:12,905 You see, we... we believe that a child will fare better... 653 00:56:12,977 --> 00:56:15,741 in a home that shuns traditional discipline... 654 00:56:15,813 --> 00:56:18,577 and learns from his own experiences. 655 00:56:20,318 --> 00:56:21,546 It seems to be... 656 00:56:21,619 --> 00:56:24,713 It's been shaky the first few days, but... 657 00:56:24,789 --> 00:56:28,816 we're looking for long-term results. 658 00:56:29,894 --> 00:56:31,521 It's pretty innovative, don't you think? 659 00:56:32,864 --> 00:56:35,628 Eventually, we plan to write a book. 660 00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:38,134 Now, we do realize there are rules and regulations... 661 00:56:38,202 --> 00:56:40,136 here at the school, but that's separate. 662 00:56:40,204 --> 00:56:43,696 So just feel free to discipline them however you feel is appropriate. 663 00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:46,539 Just so long as the discipline doesn't come from the parents... 664 00:56:46,611 --> 00:56:48,545 we should be just fine. 665 00:56:49,314 --> 00:56:51,441 It sounds extreme, but... 666 00:56:51,516 --> 00:56:53,711 it seems to be working. 667 00:56:57,655 --> 00:56:59,589 Well... 668 00:57:00,558 --> 00:57:04,358 Thank you for taking time out from your work to see me. 669 00:57:04,429 --> 00:57:06,920 - It's been enlightening. - You're welcome. 670 00:57:17,842 --> 00:57:20,538 Those poor girls. 671 00:57:20,611 --> 00:57:21,976 No wonder. 672 00:57:27,352 --> 00:57:28,944 Up a little bit. 673 00:57:30,555 --> 00:57:33,023 A little to the right. 674 00:57:33,091 --> 00:57:34,649 A little bit more. 675 00:57:40,131 --> 00:57:43,259 Test tomorrow. Let's review. 676 00:57:43,334 --> 00:57:44,699 Any volunteers? 677 00:57:52,844 --> 00:57:54,436 Yoo-hoo. 678 00:57:56,981 --> 00:57:59,973 Alexia, you think you can learn to use the ladies' room... 679 00:58:00,051 --> 00:58:02,019 before you come to class? 680 00:58:02,086 --> 00:58:04,350 No. I wanna try it. Please? 681 00:58:04,422 --> 00:58:06,720 Try the problem? 682 00:58:06,791 --> 00:58:08,315 You heard her. 683 00:58:17,568 --> 00:58:18,694 Okay, let's see. 684 00:58:20,138 --> 00:58:24,040 A cleaning solution is made up of three chemicals... 685 00:58:24,108 --> 00:58:28,067 "A," " B" and "C." 686 00:58:28,146 --> 00:58:30,080 So far, so good. 687 00:58:30,148 --> 00:58:33,914 There are equal amounts of"A" and " B"... 688 00:58:33,985 --> 00:58:37,853 and four times as much "C" as there is "A." 689 00:58:39,290 --> 00:58:43,693 What percentage of the bottle is full of"C"? 690 00:58:43,761 --> 00:58:47,219 You think you can walk us through this, Alexia? 691 00:58:47,298 --> 00:58:51,496 Okay. " B" equals "A" and "C" equals 4A. 692 00:58:51,569 --> 00:58:56,438 Therefore, "A" plus "A" plus 4A equals 6A. 693 00:58:56,507 --> 00:59:00,944 For your percentage, it's 4A over 6A. The A's cross off. 694 00:59:01,012 --> 00:59:03,913 Four-sixths is converted to two-thirds. 695 00:59:03,981 --> 00:59:07,712 Therefore, your percentage is 66.6%. 696 00:59:15,993 --> 00:59:18,393 Okay. Okay. 697 00:59:18,463 --> 00:59:21,227 Yeah. Anyone... Anyone agree? 698 00:59:23,067 --> 00:59:24,796 I definitely agree. 699 00:59:29,340 --> 00:59:32,070 Pick it up. Come on, guys. Speed. Let's go! 700 00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:37,070 Okay, let's bring everybody in! 701 00:59:42,286 --> 00:59:44,049 And team! 702 00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:48,115 Kyle, hold up a second. I'm gonna start you. 703 00:59:48,192 --> 00:59:50,183 Thanks a lot, Coach. 704 00:59:58,870 --> 01:00:00,861 I was just studying for a math test. 705 01:00:00,938 --> 01:00:02,872 - It's tomorrow. - Guess what I'm doing tomorrow. 706 01:00:02,940 --> 01:00:05,670 - I give up. - I'm starting! 707 01:00:05,743 --> 01:00:08,541 Coach said my game is stronger. It's gonna be amazing! 708 01:00:08,613 --> 01:00:10,843 I'm gonna lead my team to victory. You're gonna be crowned queen. 709 01:00:10,915 --> 01:00:14,112 We'll dance all night. How does that sound? 710 01:00:16,020 --> 01:00:17,988 Like someone else. 711 01:00:19,857 --> 01:00:23,224 I mean, there's no guarantee that it's all gonna work out, but... 712 01:00:23,294 --> 01:00:25,319 it's cool to think about. 713 01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,830 Well, listen... 714 01:00:32,003 --> 01:00:36,201 I was gonna wait until the dance to tell you, but I want you to know something. 715 01:00:36,274 --> 01:00:38,504 I'm... I'm sure it can wait. 716 01:00:40,111 --> 01:00:43,080 - I love you, Aly. - What? 717 01:00:43,848 --> 01:00:45,281 I said I love you. 718 01:00:45,349 --> 01:00:48,045 You shouldn't have said that to me. 719 01:00:52,890 --> 01:00:56,485 There's no pressure or anything. You don't have to say anything back. 720 01:00:57,562 --> 01:01:00,759 But I... It was just something that happened this week. 721 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,860 I gotta go home. I gotta study. 722 01:01:05,937 --> 01:01:07,370 Wait a minute. That's it? 723 01:01:09,907 --> 01:01:14,037 Listen, the next time that you say it, you know, the " L" word... 724 01:01:14,111 --> 01:01:16,409 if you decide you still feel that way... 725 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,643 pretend like it's the first time, okay? 726 01:01:32,196 --> 01:01:34,756 That was the first time. 727 01:01:34,832 --> 01:01:36,766 That wasn't so great. 728 01:01:53,284 --> 01:01:56,811 I was just wondering if maybe I could... if I could have a ride. 729 01:01:56,887 --> 01:01:57,819 Sure. Get in. 730 01:02:00,057 --> 01:02:01,649 Here. 731 01:02:01,726 --> 01:02:03,353 Oh, so sweet! 732 01:02:04,428 --> 01:02:08,194 - To thank you for driving me. - Oh, Simon, that's so thoughtful. 733 01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:10,359 Really, it's a pleasure driving you home. 734 01:02:26,183 --> 01:02:29,118 - I couldn't stop myself, Alexia. - Look, Simon, I think you're great. 735 01:02:29,186 --> 01:02:33,282 - I think you're great too. - You're just attracted to my looks. 736 01:02:33,357 --> 01:02:34,949 It's not your looks. 737 01:02:36,727 --> 01:02:39,093 I mean... Well, no offense. 738 01:02:39,163 --> 01:02:42,496 It's just that, physically, you're not really my type. 739 01:02:42,566 --> 01:02:44,500 At first, I thought I had a crush on Hayley... 740 01:02:44,568 --> 01:02:46,433 but now that I'm getting to know you... 741 01:02:46,504 --> 01:02:50,497 I realize our personalities are much more compatible. 742 01:02:50,574 --> 01:02:52,838 Hayley's too wild for me. 743 01:02:53,944 --> 01:02:56,572 Wait. Back up. You're talking about Hayley? 744 01:02:57,648 --> 01:02:59,980 You think Hayley's attractive? 745 01:03:00,051 --> 01:03:02,884 Well, it's what's inside that really matters. 746 01:03:04,922 --> 01:03:07,618 Look, Simon, I think you need to get to know Hayley better. 747 01:03:07,692 --> 01:03:11,150 We're sisters, you know. We're a lot more alike than you think. 748 01:03:27,411 --> 01:03:29,675 I checked the forecast. 749 01:03:29,747 --> 01:03:32,272 Clear skies. Perfect for stargazing. 750 01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:33,442 Great. 751 01:03:33,517 --> 01:03:35,883 Could you come over here a second? I need your help. 752 01:03:35,953 --> 01:03:39,320 I still don't understand this paint-mixing problem. 753 01:03:39,390 --> 01:03:40,857 Really? Why? 754 01:03:40,925 --> 01:03:43,860 I keep thinking about those skanky painters next door. 755 01:03:45,629 --> 01:03:48,120 Okay, well, pretend it's not paint. 756 01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:51,396 Say, instead, it's perfume. 757 01:03:51,469 --> 01:03:53,403 - Chanel? - Okay. 758 01:03:55,840 --> 01:04:00,903 So a perfume bottle is filled with three different fragrances... 759 01:04:00,978 --> 01:04:04,106 "A," " B" and "C." 760 01:04:05,516 --> 01:04:06,710 So... 761 01:04:06,784 --> 01:04:09,412 So "X" equals... 762 01:04:10,488 --> 01:04:11,455 Three hundred? 763 01:04:12,757 --> 01:04:14,952 - I got it right? - You got it right! 764 01:04:15,025 --> 01:04:17,516 I'm so excited! I got it! 765 01:04:21,565 --> 01:04:24,329 We should do this more often. 766 01:04:28,139 --> 01:04:29,572 Honey. 767 01:04:32,042 --> 01:04:35,034 What should we do? Should we take 'em to bed ourselves? 768 01:04:35,112 --> 01:04:39,913 It's not as if we're telling them to go to bed. We're just putting them there. 769 01:04:40,718 --> 01:04:43,118 It's perfectly harmless, right? 770 01:04:43,187 --> 01:04:44,984 Okay. Good idea. 771 01:04:46,056 --> 01:04:48,354 There we are, baby. 772 01:04:51,562 --> 01:04:53,154 Good night, sweetheart. 773 01:05:12,616 --> 01:05:14,208 Come on. 774 01:05:15,686 --> 01:05:17,620 Where's the star? 775 01:05:30,534 --> 01:05:33,002 I wish I were Hayley Wheaton. 776 01:06:09,673 --> 01:06:11,197 Morning. 777 01:06:14,245 --> 01:06:16,770 Man, we picked a really bad night to fall asleep early. 778 01:06:16,847 --> 01:06:19,111 I'm making a protein shake 'cause we're gonna need... 779 01:06:19,183 --> 01:06:21,617 a lot of extra energy to pull this one off. 780 01:06:21,685 --> 01:06:24,381 I laid out an outfit for you on my bed. 781 01:06:24,455 --> 01:06:27,947 Please don't forget to bring down the gown. You'll be presented at halftime. 782 01:06:28,025 --> 01:06:32,428 My moment of glory and you will get to experience it. 783 01:06:32,496 --> 01:06:37,263 By the way, there is a lovely picture of you and the court in the paper. 784 01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:42,563 I've been working on your presentation... 785 01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:47,668 and still, I don't understand that whole distillation process thing. 786 01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,648 Don't you have anything to say? 787 01:06:54,285 --> 01:06:55,877 Man, oh, man. 788 01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:18,508 This is your life. 789 01:07:32,356 --> 01:07:34,449 Okay, Hayley. Let's get to school. 790 01:07:34,525 --> 01:07:38,461 Morning, Mom. Don't forget to drop my dress off at school, okay? 791 01:07:38,529 --> 01:07:40,463 Girls, we know this is a big day for you both. 792 01:07:40,531 --> 01:07:44,433 We just want you to know that whatever happens happens. 793 01:07:45,202 --> 01:07:46,794 We know that. 794 01:07:50,674 --> 01:07:52,608 Ready to write that book? 795 01:07:53,544 --> 01:07:58,982 The college guidelines say that they like to hear original responses. 796 01:08:00,084 --> 01:08:02,348 So, Alexia... 797 01:08:02,419 --> 01:08:06,879 we've noticed that your grade point average is a 2.07. 798 01:08:06,957 --> 01:08:11,519 Why do you want to go to Felder and what makes you think we would admit you? 799 01:08:12,696 --> 01:08:14,926 I'm not who you think I am? 800 01:08:19,136 --> 01:08:21,331 Attention, all students. 801 01:08:21,405 --> 01:08:24,897 Remember, today is the day to get your votes in for queen. 802 01:08:24,975 --> 01:08:28,206 The ballot box will be closed by 5:00 p.m. 803 01:08:28,278 --> 01:08:30,974 The winners will be announced tonight at the dance. 804 01:08:31,048 --> 01:08:33,642 During the distillation the alcohol vapors... 805 01:08:33,717 --> 01:08:36,083 run through the coils and condense... 806 01:08:36,153 --> 01:08:38,212 Within the container... 807 01:08:38,288 --> 01:08:40,984 and come out the other end of the coils... 808 01:08:41,058 --> 01:08:42,958 and into the bowl. 809 01:08:44,028 --> 01:08:47,464 I get it! I actually get it. 810 01:08:47,531 --> 01:08:49,965 Okay, so here are the note cards just in case you get stuck. 811 01:08:50,034 --> 01:08:52,730 Oh, please! I'm gonna totally kick butt. 812 01:08:54,605 --> 01:08:56,732 Aren't you Miss Know-it-all. 813 01:08:58,809 --> 01:09:00,242 What's your problem? 814 01:09:01,278 --> 01:09:02,575 Nothing. 815 01:09:03,781 --> 01:09:06,909 It was my project. I wanted to present it. 816 01:09:08,585 --> 01:09:10,553 I'm just doing my best. 817 01:09:10,621 --> 01:09:14,580 Okay, if you win, you get to present it at the nationals in DC. 818 01:09:14,658 --> 01:09:16,683 I'm not counting on it. 819 01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,921 Hey, it's the place to be before the dance. 820 01:09:21,398 --> 01:09:24,925 - This is Caitlin's house. - Way to go, Caitlin! 821 01:09:25,002 --> 01:09:29,371 No. Her parents would never, never ever let her have an open party. 822 01:09:34,044 --> 01:09:34,211 I never said an open party. My parents will slaughter me. 823 01:09:34,211 --> 01:09:39,080 I never said an open party. My parents will slaughter me. 824 01:09:39,983 --> 01:09:44,249 Small price to pay when you consider what it'll do for your social life. 825 01:09:48,025 --> 01:09:50,755 Hayley, didn't you say you need to talk to Caitlin for a minute? 826 01:09:50,828 --> 01:09:54,320 Yeah. Caitlin, can I talk to you for a minute? 827 01:10:00,938 --> 01:10:03,463 Let me get this straight. She invited you for dinner... 828 01:10:03,540 --> 01:10:06,600 and you proceeded to include the rest of the student body? 829 01:10:06,677 --> 01:10:08,144 Pretty crafty, huh? 830 01:10:09,146 --> 01:10:11,740 What makes you think you can treat people like this? 831 01:10:11,815 --> 01:10:13,783 We learned it from you. 832 01:10:13,851 --> 01:10:17,014 Remember our motto, "Act superior," our number one rule? 833 01:10:18,322 --> 01:10:21,189 Don't you guys ever get tired of acting like snobs? 834 01:10:22,259 --> 01:10:24,784 We're seniors. We're supposed to live it up. 835 01:10:24,862 --> 01:10:27,729 We have parties. We use little weaklings like Caitlin. 836 01:10:27,798 --> 01:10:29,390 If you think it's acceptable to treat... 837 01:10:29,466 --> 01:10:32,924 a kind and generous person like Caitlin like that... 838 01:10:33,003 --> 01:10:35,301 then we have no business being friends. 839 01:10:35,372 --> 01:10:37,670 And who else are you gonna hang out with for the rest of the year? 840 01:10:37,741 --> 01:10:39,140 Who cares? 841 01:10:40,677 --> 01:10:42,201 It's cancelled. 842 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,611 We'll party at The Point instead. 843 01:10:44,681 --> 01:10:47,616 Good. Now apologize to Caitlin. 844 01:10:48,752 --> 01:10:51,312 She's a sophomore! What do you expect from us? 845 01:10:53,056 --> 01:10:54,318 Nothing. 846 01:10:54,391 --> 01:10:57,451 A decent gesture would be far too dignified for the three of you. 847 01:10:58,729 --> 01:11:01,129 You know, you looked hideous in the newspaper. 848 01:11:01,198 --> 01:11:03,758 See if we vote for you for queen. 849 01:11:03,834 --> 01:11:06,632 Guys, we already did. 850 01:11:23,220 --> 01:11:24,983 - What? - We need to talk. 851 01:11:25,055 --> 01:11:27,717 - Whatever it is, I'm sure it can wait. - Wait. 852 01:11:27,791 --> 01:11:30,316 I saw you groveling with some other guy at your car yesterday. 853 01:11:30,394 --> 01:11:33,261 - Were you spying on me? - What difference does it make? 854 01:11:34,565 --> 01:11:37,090 Look, I just wanna end this once and for all. 855 01:11:37,167 --> 01:11:39,431 You were right the first time. 856 01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:43,462 Three months is more than enough. You know what else? 857 01:11:43,540 --> 01:11:46,839 I didn't mean what I said yesterday. 858 01:11:46,910 --> 01:11:48,935 Love is a reciprocal thing. 859 01:11:49,012 --> 01:11:51,173 It's not just one-sided. 860 01:12:25,849 --> 01:12:28,579 No, go back in! Go back in! 861 01:12:28,652 --> 01:12:30,085 Oh, gosh! 862 01:12:32,856 --> 01:12:34,255 Note cards. 863 01:12:50,374 --> 01:12:52,137 Any time, Hayley. 864 01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:55,401 Do you have a role model, Alexia? 865 01:12:57,781 --> 01:13:01,012 My younger sister. 866 01:13:02,953 --> 01:13:04,784 She believes in me. 867 01:13:10,627 --> 01:13:12,652 I don't know what goes on at your homes... 868 01:13:12,729 --> 01:13:16,165 but I have a sister who is incredibly wasteful. 869 01:13:16,233 --> 01:13:20,533 If she bites into an apple that's a little mealy, she throws it away. 870 01:13:22,372 --> 01:13:25,535 By combining things like rejected apples along... 871 01:13:25,609 --> 01:13:28,703 with sugar and yeast and converting... 872 01:13:28,779 --> 01:13:32,510 the substance into alcohol with a homemade pressure cooker... 873 01:13:32,582 --> 01:13:35,016 it produces a grade of ethyl alcohol... 874 01:13:35,085 --> 01:13:38,020 that meets many of my household energy needs. 875 01:13:38,088 --> 01:13:42,320 That is, if I could convince my parents into reading by lantern light. 876 01:13:58,408 --> 01:14:02,003 Now, ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention, please. 877 01:14:02,079 --> 01:14:04,013 Hunter High School is proud to present... 878 01:14:04,081 --> 01:14:07,744 the finalists for this year's Winter Festival. 879 01:14:07,818 --> 01:14:10,878 And here they are, the beautiful, the talented... 880 01:14:10,954 --> 01:14:13,752 Jennifer Hatfield, Laura Simms... 881 01:14:13,824 --> 01:14:16,554 Nikki Snow, Danielle Swanson... 882 01:14:16,626 --> 01:14:18,355 and Alexia Wheaton. 883 01:14:36,413 --> 01:14:38,677 Come on. We've got things to do. 884 01:15:19,256 --> 01:15:22,987 What are you doing in here? I've been looking all over for you. 885 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:25,528 Wow. Look at you. 886 01:15:25,595 --> 01:15:28,063 It's a thank-you present. I knew you loved the dress. 887 01:15:28,131 --> 01:15:30,099 But check these out. 888 01:15:32,035 --> 01:15:33,900 Red shoes to match. 889 01:15:33,970 --> 01:15:36,336 Caitlin talked me into them. Megabucks. 890 01:15:36,406 --> 01:15:38,670 So, what do you think? 891 01:15:42,646 --> 01:15:43,977 Do you like it? 892 01:15:44,047 --> 01:15:46,311 Of course I do. 893 01:15:46,383 --> 01:15:50,012 It's a reflection of my fashion sense. 894 01:15:50,687 --> 01:15:52,621 Could you live your life like that? 895 01:15:52,689 --> 01:15:55,954 Sure, but that's irrelevant. We're gonna switch back. 896 01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:05,760 It's irreversible. We can't switch back. 897 01:16:06,837 --> 01:16:09,271 Of course we can. 898 01:16:09,339 --> 01:16:10,533 No, we can't. 899 01:16:11,541 --> 01:16:12,473 Why? 900 01:16:14,711 --> 01:16:18,272 Last night when you were asleep, I made the wish. 901 01:16:25,322 --> 01:16:26,983 Look at me. 902 01:16:28,058 --> 01:16:30,788 I'm still you... 903 01:16:30,861 --> 01:16:32,795 and you're still me. 904 01:16:43,039 --> 01:16:45,803 Hayley, come here. Come sit down. 905 01:16:54,651 --> 01:16:56,744 I saw the... 906 01:16:56,820 --> 01:17:00,483 the same shooting star when I was with Kyle. 907 01:17:01,558 --> 01:17:03,423 I made a wish too. 908 01:17:05,829 --> 01:17:07,524 A wish? 909 01:17:10,634 --> 01:17:12,568 I made a wish that I was you. 910 01:17:15,505 --> 01:17:17,700 Why would you wish that? 911 01:17:21,244 --> 01:17:23,439 There I was... 912 01:17:23,513 --> 01:17:26,243 this C-minus student... 913 01:17:26,316 --> 01:17:28,807 about to break up with my boyfriend over... 914 01:17:28,885 --> 01:17:31,183 over some self-imposed rule. 915 01:17:32,255 --> 01:17:35,782 I felt totally bored with myself... 916 01:17:35,859 --> 01:17:38,623 and my friends and everything. 917 01:17:38,695 --> 01:17:43,428 I realized that I didn't have much of a shot at getting into college... 918 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:44,762 and... 919 01:17:45,835 --> 01:17:48,633 I look up on the balcony and I see... 920 01:17:48,705 --> 01:17:50,866 I see my brainy, adventurous little sister... 921 01:17:52,642 --> 01:17:56,703 with all these interests, like conserving energy... 922 01:17:56,780 --> 01:17:59,214 and listening to that awful music. 923 01:18:00,817 --> 01:18:06,187 And I knew you would never make the same mistakes I made. 924 01:18:06,256 --> 01:18:10,317 And I just, I wondered what it would be like to be Hayley Wheaton... 925 01:18:10,393 --> 01:18:12,520 and then I saw the star. 926 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,732 Why were you so mad when we switched places? 927 01:18:21,271 --> 01:18:26,231 First of all, I wasn't about to admit that I wanted to be you. 928 01:18:26,309 --> 01:18:30,837 And I mean, I panicked. I never actually thought that it would happen. 929 01:18:32,649 --> 01:18:36,085 I guess we made the same wish at the very same time. 930 01:18:38,788 --> 01:18:40,551 That's why it didn't work. 931 01:18:42,525 --> 01:18:44,117 What are we waiting for? 932 01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:53,200 - I must have messed up my mascara. - No, you're okay. 933 01:18:53,270 --> 01:18:56,262 I'm just the person to fix it. There you go. 934 01:18:57,440 --> 01:19:01,137 You watch that half, I'll watch this one. 935 01:19:01,211 --> 01:19:04,840 Oh, you must be dying to know about the science fair. 936 01:19:04,914 --> 01:19:06,973 The results won't be posted till tomorrow... 937 01:19:07,050 --> 01:19:10,611 but I gave a spectacular presentation. 938 01:19:10,687 --> 01:19:13,781 Maybe I'll be a science major if I get into Felder. 939 01:19:13,857 --> 01:19:15,791 You will, Alex. 940 01:19:15,859 --> 01:19:19,192 That is, if you can pull off the 3.0 I promised them this semester. 941 01:19:19,262 --> 01:19:21,127 Hayley, look. Right there! 942 01:19:22,699 --> 01:19:24,132 Ready? 943 01:19:26,469 --> 01:19:29,802 - I wish I were Hayley Wheaton. - I wish I were Alexia Wheaton. 944 01:19:58,468 --> 01:20:00,060 It worked! 945 01:20:00,136 --> 01:20:03,264 Oh, my gosh! I'm home! 946 01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:05,308 How do you feel? 947 01:20:05,375 --> 01:20:06,808 Tall. 948 01:20:10,013 --> 01:20:13,278 How am I ever gonna keep this neat? 949 01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:15,284 You'll get used to it. 950 01:20:16,753 --> 01:20:19,085 I'll help you. 951 01:20:19,155 --> 01:20:20,952 Come on! 952 01:20:42,846 --> 01:20:46,441 On a train headin'east of here 953 01:20:46,516 --> 01:20:49,349 Where I'll end up I'm not quite clear 954 01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:51,744 But I can't help myself 955 01:20:51,821 --> 01:20:53,789 I must be settling down 956 01:20:53,857 --> 01:20:56,849 Until they stop this thing I'll get around 957 01:20:56,926 --> 01:21:00,418 When I hear it's been done before 958 01:21:00,497 --> 01:21:03,796 And I hear it's a simple thing 959 01:21:03,867 --> 01:21:07,769 Then I hear it's quite difficult 960 01:21:07,837 --> 01:21:10,704 And I hear 961 01:21:10,774 --> 01:21:12,571 Almost everything 962 01:21:21,251 --> 01:21:24,846 Pass through deserts and mountain streams 963 01:21:24,921 --> 01:21:28,379 Outside my window the scene's serene 964 01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:32,053 The day I find myself I'll be so very proud 965 01:21:32,128 --> 01:21:34,995 But I will not get passed up in the crowd 966 01:21:35,064 --> 01:21:38,693 When I hear it's been done before 967 01:21:38,768 --> 01:21:42,067 And I hear it's a simple thing 968 01:21:42,138 --> 01:21:44,868 I'm gonna go find Simon, okay? 969 01:21:49,746 --> 01:21:52,476 Hey, Hayley! Hey, you wanna dance? 970 01:21:52,549 --> 01:21:54,642 Hayley, yeah! That's me! 971 01:21:54,717 --> 01:21:57,208 - Maybe later. - All right. 972 01:22:03,993 --> 01:22:05,051 Killer dress! 973 01:22:05,128 --> 01:22:08,120 Hey, look, here's the deal, Alex. 974 01:22:08,198 --> 01:22:11,167 We forget about all the rules, except for number nine. 975 01:22:11,234 --> 01:22:12,428 Number nine? 976 01:22:12,502 --> 01:22:15,062 The one that says that we'll be friends forever. 977 01:22:16,406 --> 01:22:18,306 Thanks, you guys. 978 01:22:18,374 --> 01:22:20,069 I'll see you later, okay? 979 01:22:21,911 --> 01:22:23,936 Now I'm not trying to cut anyone down 980 01:22:24,013 --> 01:22:26,743 But I know it's been going on too long 981 01:22:28,184 --> 01:22:31,176 Simply doin' what you feel 982 01:22:31,254 --> 01:22:34,553 Is the best way not to go wrong 983 01:22:34,624 --> 01:22:36,854 Just give me one more chance, please? 984 01:22:38,061 --> 01:22:40,689 What about that other guy I saw you with? 985 01:22:40,763 --> 01:22:41,695 Other guy? 986 01:22:43,533 --> 01:22:47,526 Kyle, you got it all wrong. There's only one guy for me. 987 01:22:49,439 --> 01:22:50,701 I love you. 988 01:23:06,823 --> 01:23:08,984 I love you too, Aly. 989 01:23:16,799 --> 01:23:20,098 And I hear 990 01:23:20,169 --> 01:23:22,000 Almost everything 991 01:23:24,941 --> 01:23:27,910 Almost every, every, every every, every, every, every 992 01:23:27,977 --> 01:23:32,437 Every, every, everything 993 01:23:40,356 --> 01:23:44,122 Hey, everybody, I'd like to congratulate the Vikings on their victory. 994 01:23:44,193 --> 01:23:45,125 All right! 995 01:23:49,499 --> 01:23:51,524 Also, I would like to take this time... 996 01:23:51,601 --> 01:23:56,038 to announce this year's Winter Festival Queen of Hunter High. 997 01:23:57,407 --> 01:23:59,875 And the winner is... 998 01:24:00,677 --> 01:24:02,167 Alexia Wheaton! 999 01:24:08,885 --> 01:24:09,817 Not now. 1000 01:24:09,886 --> 01:24:12,446 But you've just won! You've just won! 1001 01:24:15,592 --> 01:24:17,025 Go! 1002 01:24:43,553 --> 01:24:47,319 I believe in heaven and know 1003 01:24:51,661 --> 01:24:54,152 Look, Simon, I know you haven't gotten... 1004 01:24:54,230 --> 01:24:56,698 the best impression of me so far. 1005 01:24:56,766 --> 01:24:59,963 So, let's start over. 1006 01:25:01,704 --> 01:25:06,073 Surely I should see it all 1007 01:25:06,142 --> 01:25:08,736 Alex did say I should get to know you better. 1008 01:25:11,914 --> 01:25:15,042 So take care and don't go too far 1009 01:25:15,118 --> 01:25:17,780 I will miss your soul 1010 01:25:18,621 --> 01:25:22,352 And when the distance grows and the nights are long 1011 01:25:22,425 --> 01:25:27,055 And you're scared at times and you wonder why 1012 01:25:27,130 --> 01:25:30,065 Take care and don't go too far 1013 01:25:30,133 --> 01:25:33,967 I will miss your soul 1014 01:25:48,284 --> 01:25:51,720 So take care and don't go too far 1015 01:25:51,788 --> 01:25:54,882 I will miss your soul 1016 01:25:54,957 --> 01:25:59,291 And when the distance grows and the nights are long 1017 01:25:59,362 --> 01:26:03,264 And you're scared at times and you wonder why 1018 01:26:03,332 --> 01:26:06,768 Take care and don't go too far 1019 01:26:06,836 --> 01:26:11,000 The road back home is shorter than you know 1020 01:26:32,700 --> 01:26:35,700 Ripped by ..::McLane::.. 77576

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