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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:04,335 CHARLIE: Hey guys, Charlie here! You know my sister Kirby. 2 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:05,344 KIRBY: Hey guys. 3 00:00:05,405 --> 00:00:08,065 CHARLIE: Today, we're in hanging out in Monterey, getting ready to go diving 4 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:09,281 in the Kelp Forest. 5 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:12,012 KIRBY: Did you know that kelp grows 1200 times faster than your hair? 6 00:00:12,078 --> 00:00:13,978 CHARLIE: Or that it's a common ingredient in ice cream? 7 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:15,917 KIRBY: Just a few things you learn as a botanist on the job. 8 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:17,122 CHARLIE: We'll see you down there! 9 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:19,793 CHARLIE: It's time for Weird But True! 10 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:27,928 (theme music plays) 11 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:45,011 CHARLIE: Earth laughs not with flowers, but with thorns. 12 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:47,812 KIRBY: Therefore, winged science. 13 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,281 CHARLIE: Forever mourn. 14 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,147 KIRBY: Oh hey guys! CHARLIE: Hey! 15 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,948 Kirby and I are just practicing our lines. 16 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:55,160 KIRBY: We're super pumped. 17 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:58,591 CHARLIE: Because this year, the local theater troupe is putting on our favorite play! 18 00:00:58,658 --> 00:01:00,458 A Midsummer Scientist's Dream. 19 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:04,327 KIRBY: Though she be but a dwarf star, she is fierce! 20 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,027 CHARLIE: So, naturally we had to audition! 21 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:07,099 KIRBY: Naturally. 22 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:11,437 CHARLIE: Because I was born to play the role of, Chuck Finemeadow, 23 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:15,784 the magical plant wielding botanist who can control people's minds, 24 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:18,112 using his plants! 25 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:23,718 CHARLIE: Give me your stems if we be friends, 26 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:28,587 and with this plant we shall make amends! 27 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:31,423 CASEY: Next. 28 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:35,801 KIRBY: And I was born to play: Astronaut Ozone, the conniving, 29 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:41,842 beautiful, conveniently short, Queen of all Science who answers to nobody. 30 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:46,505 KIRBY: Lord, what fools these spacemen be. 31 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:49,480 To fan the moonbeam. 32 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:51,312 CASEY: Boring! 33 00:01:51,377 --> 00:01:54,247 CHARLIE: We had it all planned out. 34 00:01:54,747 --> 00:01:55,947 KIRBY: Or at least we thought we did. 35 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:58,115 CHARLIE: Turns out that Kirby was cast in the role of 36 00:01:58,184 --> 00:02:00,254 Chuck Finemeadow, the botanist. 37 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,560 KIRBY: And Charles got Houseplant number 3. 38 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,922 CHARLIE: Not even Houseplant number 1. KIRBY: Nope. 39 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:07,661 CHARLIE: Rehearsals have been so boring. 40 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:09,327 CASEY: From the top! 41 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:16,495 CASEY: Moving on. 42 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:20,141 CHARLIE: All I do is stand there. 43 00:02:20,406 --> 00:02:23,306 KIRBY: All I do is water Charles and I'm just not feeling it. 44 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:25,876 CHARLIE: What are you talking about Kirb? You got the best role. 45 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:26,875 KIRBY: I don't know. 46 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:29,146 Maybe we should call our understudies and just give up this whole acting business. 47 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:30,875 CHARLIE: No way. We're not quitters. 48 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:33,090 My understudy is an actual house plant. 49 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,693 So I can be replaced, but this play needs you! 50 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:36,785 KIRBY: I don't know. 51 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:40,126 CHARLIE: Kirb, being a magical plant-wielding botanist, is amazing! 52 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:41,633 KIRBY: What makes you so sure? 53 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:44,404 CHARLIE: Botanists are rock stars of the science world, Kirb. 54 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:45,574 KIRBY: No way. CHARLIE: Way! 55 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:49,302 And I'm gonna tell you all about it, because today, we're unraveling the world of. 56 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:53,969 BOTH: Extreme botany! 57 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,878 CHARLIE: All right. Plants, plants. 58 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:01,245 KIRBY: OK, how important can botany really be? 59 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:04,924 You're just studying something that sits there and never moves. 60 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:09,024 CHARLIE: Chuck Finemeadow, how can you talk about your discipline in such a way! 61 00:03:09,088 --> 00:03:11,788 KIRBY: Chuck hath doubts on his profession. 62 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,658 CHARLIE: Botany is loads important. 63 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:16,456 Entire scientific disciplines owe their start to botany. 64 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:17,799 Just ask this guy. 65 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:21,074 CHARLIE: Hippocrates, the father of modern medicine. 66 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:25,935 CHARLIE (off-screen): He wrote a book describing the uses of 300 medicinal plants. 67 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,582 CHARLIE: Got some intestinal parasites? 68 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:30,411 Just eat some garlic. 69 00:03:30,476 --> 00:03:33,076 Got a fever, just apply some wormwood. 70 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:35,646 Plants, it's good stuff man. 71 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:38,949 CHARLIE: So modern medicine started with botany. 72 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:40,588 Then there's this guy. 73 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:43,693 Carl Linnaeus, the father of taxonomy. 74 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:47,094 CHARLIE (off-screen): He wrote a book that describes the system we 75 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,760 use to classify every living thing in the entire world, 76 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:52,699 and he created it by first classifying plants. 77 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:56,199 CHARLIE: We'll call this one, Bellis perennis. 78 00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:58,169 Boom! 79 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:00,811 CHARLIE: So, taxonomy started with botany, too. 80 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:06,453 But the biggest guy might be this one, Gregor Mendel, the father of modern genetics. 81 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,120 CHARLIE (off-screen): He discovered, and wrote papers, detailing how traits are 82 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:13,524 passed down by studying pea plants. 83 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,786 CHARLIE: These pink flowers make pink flowers. 84 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:21,156 But these white ones make white flowers. 85 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:23,397 Hmmm, interesting. 86 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:28,297 CHARLIE: Medicine, taxonomy, genetics, can all be traced back to some 87 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,298 scientist studying plants. 88 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,237 KIRBY: But those are other subjects. 89 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:34,735 That doesn't mean botany itself is that important. 90 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:35,937 CHARLIE: That's a good point. 91 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,949 Let me frame it like this: humans have been dependent on plants to stay healthy for 92 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,682 thousands of years. 93 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:44,924 CHARLIE (off-screen): Ancient Egyptians discovered that the aloe plant could help them 94 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:46,654 protect their skin. 95 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:49,689 And today, you can find aloe vera gel in stores everywhere. 96 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:54,026 Native Americans chewed on willow bark to relieve different body aches. 97 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:58,673 Willow bark contains salicin, and now it's the active ingredient in aspirin. 98 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:03,036 CHARLIE (off-screen): One quarter of all prescribed medicines are derived from 99 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:05,172 just 40 different plants. 100 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:09,008 And 99% of flowering plants have never been tested. 101 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:12,375 Imagine what cures and treatments are out there waiting to be discovered. 102 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:14,175 CHARLIE: So there ya go, Kirb. 103 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:16,217 Studying plants can save lives. 104 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:18,222 KIRBY: Yeah, ok, it's important. But it's super boring. 105 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:21,624 CHARLIE: No way being a botanist can still be pretty exciting. 106 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,462 KIRBY: Whoa. Nice. 107 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:25,994 CHARLIE: Yeah Kirb, botanists are legit. 108 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,129 Check it out. 109 00:05:27,193 --> 00:05:31,103 All of these movies, are based on true stories, like this one, 110 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,604 it's called "Green Space." 111 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,195 It's about a botanist who works for NASA. 112 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:39,612 CHARLIE (off-screen): Plant physiologists at NASA are doing super smart research to 113 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:42,112 learn how to grow plants on other planets! 114 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,612 CHARLIE (off-screen): If humans are gonna live beyond Earth someday, 115 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:48,818 they'll need to be able to grow plants that produce oxygen and food. 116 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:53,221 CHARLIE: Ah, this one's supposed to be really good. 117 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:56,323 KIRBY: "Alabama Cones and the Greenhouse of Gloom." 118 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:59,289 CHARLIE: Yeah, Alabama, she's an archaeobotanist. 119 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:03,829 CHARLIE (off-screen): Experts in this field unearth all the ways plants have evolved 120 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:08,326 throughout history, and they uncover how humans have used plants over time for things 121 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:10,041 like medicine too. 122 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:13,773 CHARLIE: Ah, but this one, this has the academy buzzing. 123 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,040 KIRBY: "Pruning The Blue." 124 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:16,878 Oh! Underwater science? 125 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:21,947 CHARLIE (off-screen): These scientists go to crazy depths in the name of science! 126 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:25,915 They spend a lot of time underwater studying and monitoring different sea 127 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:27,785 plants like seaweed. 128 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:30,094 KIRBY: Lead botanist sounds like a pretty sweet gig. 129 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,426 Now I just gotta really get into character, you know? 130 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:35,192 CHARLIE: Well which one of those extreme botanists spoke to you most? 131 00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:37,501 KIRBY: Umm, marine biologist for sure. 132 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,033 CHARLIE: Well in that case, I know exactly where to go. 133 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:42,499 Guys, it's time to head out, we're going diving. 134 00:06:43,302 --> 00:06:45,942 CHARLIE (off-screen): We're off to Monterey Bay, California. 135 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:49,675 Home to a huge marine sanctuary for sea life along the Pacific coast and the 136 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:52,882 perfect place to see extreme botany in action. 137 00:06:57,717 --> 00:07:00,887 CHARLIE: Hey, guys, we made it to Monterey Bay, California. 138 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:03,063 KIRBY: To experience what it's like to be a marine botanist. 139 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:06,932 CHARLIE: So that Kirby can immerse herself in her role as Chuck Finemeadow. 140 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:09,703 KIRBY: Right now we're gonna meet up with Patrick Webster who knows everything 141 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,532 about underwater plants. 142 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:15,297 KIRBY (off-screen): Patrick works at the Monterey Bay Aquarium and spends much of 143 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:18,468 his time underwater studying and photographing the plants. 144 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,438 His favorite "weird but true" fact is... 145 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:24,506 PATRICK: Sea otters use giant kelp as an anchor so they 146 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,607 don't float away during storms. 147 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,410 CHARLIE: Hey Patrick. 148 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:29,621 PATRICK: Hey how's it going man. 149 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:30,782 CHARLIE: It's really nice to meet you. 150 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,220 PATRICK: Hey. KIRBY: Hey, I'm Kirby. Nice to meet you. 151 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,345 PATRICK: Hi welcome aboard. 152 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:35,219 CHARLIE: All right, Kirby doesn't think being a botanist is very interesting. 153 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,358 And, uh, we're here to prove her wrong. 154 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:38,963 PATRICK: Yeah. We're gonna fix that. 155 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:42,255 We've got this vibrant kelp forest behind us and we've got a whole bunch of phytoplankton 156 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:43,858 to take a look at, too. 157 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,570 CHARLIE: Phytoplankton, uh what's that? 158 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:49,201 PATRICK: Phytoplankton is the base of the marine ecosystem. 159 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:53,108 So it's eating the sun, and from that, those microscopic plankton are fed on by 160 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:56,082 microscopic animals, which then just become larger and larger. 161 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,542 All the way up to the largest animals in the world like the blue whales that 162 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,051 visit the Monterey Bay. 163 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:02,052 PATRICK: Phytoplankton is what makes all that possible. 164 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:03,484 CHARLIE: Holy cow. KIRBY: That's crazy. 165 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:05,689 CHARLIE: When you look out here you see all these like leafy things. 166 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:07,391 PATRICK: Yeah. CHARLIE: Poking out above the surface. 167 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:08,753 That's the kelp? 168 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:09,961 PATRICK: Yeah. 169 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:13,332 So what you're seeing behind me there, that's the canopy of kelp that can grow down 170 00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:16,202 over 70 feet deep, and the full plant can be over 150 feet long. 171 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:17,562 KIRBY: That's awesome. CHARLIE: Wow. 172 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,670 PATRICK: There's a lot of research that goes on with kelp. 173 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:23,972 Giant kelp, macrocystis, is the second fastest growing plant in the world. 174 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:25,636 CHARLIE: Woah! KIRBY: Woah! CHARLIE: Guys! 175 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:28,465 The second fastest-growing plant in the entire world. 176 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,511 Let's check that out a little more closely. 177 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:35,184 CHARLIE (off-screen): Your hair grows an average about .02 inches in a day. 178 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:39,818 But giant sea kelp, this stuff can grow as fast as 24 inches in a day! 179 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:42,616 That's 12-hundred times faster than your hair! 180 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:46,159 If your hair grew as fast as kelp, it would grow the length of 181 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:48,625 a refrigerator every 3 days! 182 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:52,965 Because it can grow so quickly, people are using it in a lot of products. 183 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,972 There's kelp in yogurt, ice cream, and even salad dressing. 184 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:58,173 Weird. 185 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:00,708 CHARLIE: Anything else we should keep an eye out for? 186 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:01,643 PATRICK: Yeah. 187 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,407 So when we get down to the bottom on the reef, you're gonna see lots of different 188 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,147 red algae that are hanging out. 189 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,952 Different types of brown algae. I'll try to point those out. 190 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:11,454 CHARLIE: So, we need to look for phytoplankton, giant kelp, which I don't think is gonna 191 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:13,587 be hard to find, red and brown algae on the bottom? 192 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:14,923 PATRICK: Yeah. CHARLIE: Okay. 193 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:17,887 Time for a little bit of marine botany research, you ready to do it? 194 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:20,087 PATRICK: Let's do it! Sea star high five! CHARLIE: Yeah! Let's roll! 195 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:21,629 KIRBY: All right. CHARLIE: All right. 196 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:22,804 CHARLIE (off-screen): Stick around guys. 197 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,262 We're heading 40 feet underwater. 198 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:27,274 KIRBY (off-screen): Weird but true, the giant water lily is so strong, 199 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,903 you can stand on it while it floats! 200 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:41,981 CHARLIE (off-screen): I've brought Kirby here to see some extreme botany in action so 201 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,518 she can embrace her role in our upcoming play. 202 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,648 PATRICK: Down there we're going to be surveying the kelp forest. 203 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:51,390 We're gonna try to spread apart the Kelp plant and count each individual stipe. 204 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:56,904 PATRICK: A stipe is basically like the trunk of the algae as it goes up to the surface and 205 00:09:56,963 --> 00:10:00,773 depending on how many there are you know how productive it is and how the kelp is doing 206 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,273 out there in the wild. 207 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:06,065 CHARLIE: So we got one column, we're going to separate 'em, and then count each one. 208 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:08,338 PATRICK: Count each one, yup, and then we're going to mark it down on our slate move 209 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:09,677 onto the next one. 210 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:10,782 CHARLIE: How do you feel, Kirb? Is this what you expected? 211 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:12,683 KIRBY: I'm pretty excited. CHARLIE: Let's go diving! KIRBY: Let's go. 212 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:24,724 CHARLIE (off-screen): Our dive starts off in a cloudy layer near the surface, 213 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,530 which is the microscopic plankton. 214 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:30,832 And then below, it clears up to reveal the giant kelp forest. 215 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:35,204 CHARLIE: All right guys, we're 40 feet underwater. 216 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:37,768 CHARLIE: This is the environment that a... 217 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:40,067 ...marine botanist will work down here. 218 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,040 CHARLIE: It's 48 degrees. 219 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,450 CHARLIE: Absolutely freezing! 220 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:51,816 CHARLIE (off-screen): Before we start our kelp survey, Patrick points out some 221 00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:54,094 awesome creatures that are enjoying the plankton. 222 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:56,793 PATRICK: Oh, we've got a little sea lion buddy. 223 00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:59,793 CHARLIE (off-screen): And we find algae on the seafloor, 224 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,297 along with other cool sea life. 225 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:10,541 CHARLIE: Okay guys, 226 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,643 these are the stipes. 227 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,080 They'll go through this full column, 228 00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:19,452 count them, then swim to the next one. 229 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,277 CHARLIE: Kirb, how many you got? 230 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,919 CHARLIE: Let's see. 231 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,894 CHARLIE: Uh, quite a lot. 232 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,390 CHARLIE: Wooo! 233 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,222 CHARLIE: Start to shiver and you lose grip. 234 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,269 KIRBY (off-screen): The kelp survey is super fun, but we need to head 235 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:40,271 back to the surface. 236 00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:42,202 Whoa! Check these, guys out! 237 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:45,238 CHARLIE: Guys, there are jellyfish all over the place. 238 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:48,336 CHARLIE: Oh man! 239 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,007 CHARLIE: Look at all these jellies! 240 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,175 KIRBY: A forest of jellies! 241 00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,190 PATRICK: A successful game of dodge jellyfish. 242 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,792 KIRBY: That was crazy! 243 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,022 CHARLIE: What did you think Kirb, huh? 244 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:08,591 KIRBY: When we first got into the water I was like, "Oh we can't see anything," and then 245 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:13,431 we passed this murky bit and it opened up into this beautiful kelp forest filled 246 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,599 with light, it was great. 247 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,098 CHARLIE: And it looks like a real forest too. 248 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:21,470 You have like a real appreciation for like plant life underwater 'cause the 249 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:25,340 giant columns look like giant trees that you can kind of weave through 250 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,411 and weave around. 251 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,049 KIRBY: Totally. CHARLIE: Yeah, it's just incredible. 252 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,554 CHARLIE: So you feeling better about your roll? 253 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,145 KIRBY: 100%. How are you feeling? 254 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,387 CHARLIE: Ah, I mean I'm just still a houseplant. 255 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:34,592 So, who knows? 256 00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:36,823 KIRBY: We have one more stop to go to and then I think you'll change your mind. 257 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,259 CHARLIE: Oh yeah? KIRBY: Let's check it out. 258 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,794 CHARLIE: All right guys, I guess we're not done yet. 259 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,289 KIRBY: Do you love flesh eating monsters? 260 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:47,171 KIRBY: Does observing the culmination of millions of years of evolutionary 261 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,843 progression get you stoked out of your mind? 262 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:53,769 KIRBY: Then you've come to the right place, California Carnivores. 263 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:57,010 The largest carnivorous greenhouse in the U.S. 264 00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,549 CHARLIE: I don't know, Kirb. 265 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:03,852 There's no way that being a houseplant is gonna be as cool as being a marine botanist. 266 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,890 We were just scuba diving through jellyfish. 267 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,122 KIRBY: Damon, he's gonna convince you otherwise. 268 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,688 KIRBY (off-screen): Meet Damon Collingsworth. 269 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:15,487 For three decades, Damon's devoted his life's work to cultivating 270 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:18,131 all sorts of flesh-eating beauties. 271 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,027 His favorite "weird but true" facts is... 272 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,399 DAMON: Did you know that carnivorous plants evolved 273 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,168 when dinosaurs ruled the earth? 274 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:25,874 DAMON: Hi. 275 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:29,008 KIRBY: So we're here because Charles is convinced that plants are boring. 276 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:30,944 DAMON: We can definitely prove that wrong. 277 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,847 KIRBY (off-screen): Damon's going to show us his top picks that'll have Charlie totally 278 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,884 rethinking his role as houseplant. 279 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:40,153 DAMON: Here's the Venus flytrap, which is probably the most famous of 280 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,019 all carnivorous plants. 281 00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:44,517 These are the same ones I've had since I was 12 years old. 282 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,290 KIRBY: No way. DAMON: Absolutely. KIRBY: Do they trap flies? 283 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:50,129 DAMON: Yeah, actually they can trap something as big as a yellow jacket. 284 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:53,466 Some of the Venus flytraps in here actually catch small frogs. 285 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:54,872 KIRBY: What? DAMON: Yup. 286 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,544 CHARLIE: No way. DAMON: They can even catch small frogs. 287 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:57,902 CHARLIE: How big? Like quarter size? 288 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,670 DAMON: Yeah like about that big. 289 00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:01,908 DAMON: So all these little mouths, these traps are actually modified leaves. 290 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:05,184 Up close you'll see two or three little trigger hairs on either side of the leaf. 291 00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,254 KIRBY: Wow. 292 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:09,322 DAMON: It's not enough just to touch a trigger hair, you have to touch two at the same time 293 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:11,181 or one twice quickly. 294 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,320 DAMON: We're gonna drop one of these live mealworms in. 295 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:16,185 KIRBY: Ugh. DAMON: Venus flytraps love to eat live prey. 296 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,585 CHARLIE: They have to eat live prey? 297 00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:19,116 DAMON: They have to eat live prey. 298 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,631 They won't digest it if it's not kicking in there. 299 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,193 CHARLIE: Oh. DAMON: That's how they know they caught something. 300 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,631 KIRBY: Oh man, that's kind of gnarly. 301 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,456 DAMON: So we're gonna do this one right here. 302 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,398 CHARLIE: Ooh! KIRBY: Oh it. DAMON: Escape worm. 303 00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,067 KIRBY: That was so fast! 304 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:34,405 DAMON: I've done this my whole life, I never get sick of seeing it. 305 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,183 KIRBY: That's so cool. CHARLIE: That's crazy. Look at this guy. 306 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,512 KIRBY: Charles! CHARLIE: He's trying. DAMON: Yeah. 307 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:39,907 KIRBY: Plants are pretty cool right? 308 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,779 CHARLIE: Venus flytraps are pretty cool. I'll give you one. 309 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,647 KIRBY: Ok. CHARLIE: We have one cool plant alright, Kirb? 310 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,276 KIRBY: Ok. DAMON: All right. 311 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:49,391 KIRBY (off-screen): Next up are sundews, which secrete a liquid that attracts its prey, 312 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:53,125 keeps it glued to the plant and turns it into a digestible liquid. 313 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,356 CHARLIE: Trap 'em with sticky glue, liquefy 'em, and suck 'em up? 314 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:57,398 That's uh. 315 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,203 KIRBY: I'm telling you. CHARLIE: That's pretty extreme. 316 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,295 KIRBY (off-screen): And then we meet the bladderwort. 317 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,398 DAMON: See those tiny little black bladder traps on there? 318 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,440 KIRBY: Mhm. CHARLIE: Yeah. 319 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,144 DAMON: Those little bladder traps are what give it its name. 320 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,166 CHARLIE: Like the size of sesame seeds. KIRBY: Yeah. 321 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,641 DAMON: Very small, maybe even smaller than that. 322 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,509 And they're actually one of the fastest things in nature. 323 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,748 DAMON: You can see what the traps look like underneath a microscope. 324 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:20,154 They're hollow inside, there's a mouth right here, and then there's trigger hairs just 325 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,019 like a Venus flytrap. 326 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:25,217 Microscopic things will come to this door here and they get sucked in, 327 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,491 in an instant. 328 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:27,828 CHARLIE: So they'll trigger those hairs. 329 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,133 DAMON: That's right. CHARLIE: And they'll just be like whoosh. 330 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:30,964 DAMON: That's right. CHARLIE: Suck it right in here. 331 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:34,230 DAMON: A little door flies open and at one 5,000th of a second whatever was 332 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,340 outside is sucked inside. 333 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:42,677 DAMON: Half the time it just explodes upon entry. 334 00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,381 CHARLIE: Oh, man. 335 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,653 CHARLIE: All right, let's see what they got next. 336 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,812 DAMON: All right. KIRBY: Let's give it a go. DAMON: They're down here. 337 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,981 DAMON: This is an American pitcher plant. 338 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,591 Things fall inside and they can't get out. 339 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:55,753 KIRBY: Yikes. 340 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,321 DAMON: We call that a pitfall trap. 341 00:15:57,389 --> 00:16:00,829 Sometimes they'll fill up entirely with water and they have a pitcher spout, 342 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,293 that's why we call 'em pitcher plants. 343 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,361 KIRBY: Oh. 344 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,599 DAMON: When it fills up it can topple over dump the water out. 345 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,534 CHARLIE: No. DAMON: And pop back up. KIRBY: That's awesome. 346 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:09,839 CHARLIE: Like a pour, like it's just pouring itself out. 347 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,912 DAMON: Yeah and I might add that they invented that spout millions of years before 348 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,242 people even thought about putting water in anything. 349 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,777 KIRBY: That's super cool. CHARLIE: These plants. DAMON: I know it, I know it. 350 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:18,983 CHARLIE: They're figuring it out man. 351 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,284 DAMON: You're probably picking up a theme here. How smart they are. 352 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:23,646 DAMON: We can actually cut open these pitchers and see how many bugs they caught. 353 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,886 KIRBY: What? CHARLIE: Ah. 354 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:31,086 DAMON: So we call these pitcher autopsies. CHARLIE: Oh man. 355 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:34,526 KIRBY: Oh gross. DAMON: It is gross. CHARLIE: That's disgusting. 356 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:35,793 DAMON: Nature's gross sometimes. 357 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:38,101 CHARLIE: It's just like a pile of mashed together bug parts. 358 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,203 DAMON: And you can see that there's live bugs on top and then all the way down at the 359 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,496 base are things that are much more digested. 360 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,069 KIRBY: That's. DAMON: Kind of like coffee grounds. 361 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,607 KIRBY: Ugh. CHARLIE: And is that like a moth or something? 362 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,812 DAMON: There's probably four or five really big moths in there. 363 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:52,344 CHARLIE: Not gonna lie, you and Kirby, you guys definitely got me convinced that plants 364 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:55,611 are not just passive little creatures that sit on your desk all day. 365 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,021 DAMON: Well, I knew we could do it. 366 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,552 CHARLIE: Kirb I'm pretty hyped up to get back to HQ, get in our roles a little, 367 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,188 prep for the play. What do you think? 368 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:02,293 KIRBY: Let's do it. 369 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:07,563 KIRBY (off-screen): Weird but true, broccoli and artichokes are flowers, 370 00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,186 and eggplant is a berry! 371 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:14,866 KIRBY: Hey guys! 372 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,643 We just got back from diving with kelp and checking out some super 373 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,543 weird carnivorous plants in California. 374 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,605 CHARLIE: Those carnivorous plants were so sweet. 375 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:24,183 KIRBY: Seriously. I'm so ready for tonight's play. 376 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,113 CHARLIE: Oh yeah? 377 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,347 You think you're finally getting into the role of botanist? 378 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,383 KIRBY: Totally. 379 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:31,317 And Charles, your whole houseplant role is a lot cooler than you think. 380 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,723 CHARLIE: I don't think so, Kirb. 381 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,315 It feels pretty cut and dry to me. 382 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,656 KIRBY: I'm a botanist. CHARLIE: In the play. KIRBY: Still a botanist. 383 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,063 So I can prove you wrong. 384 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,734 Just sayin', plants will surprise you. 385 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,293 And I'm not just talking about carnivorous plants. 386 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:43,431 CHARLIE: Go on. 387 00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:45,495 KIRBY: Some plants have outsmarted animals. 388 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,334 CHARLIE: But plants don't have brains. 389 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,069 KIRBY: But they have evolved. 390 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,665 CHARLIE: Order! Order! Order! Order! 391 00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:57,037 I hereby declare this meeting of the Secret Society of Seeds and Cones 392 00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:59,079 now in session. 393 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:05,148 CHARLIE: All rise for the entrance of High Admiral, First Propagator-in-Chief, 394 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:10,917 Super Secret Senior Seeder, and Head of the Snack Committee, Kirby. 395 00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:12,489 (Applause). 396 00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,028 CROWD: Flora! Flora! CHARLIE: Flora! Flora! 397 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,963 KIRBY: Yes, yes, flora, flora. Flora, flora. 398 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:23,239 Seeds and saplings, nuts and trees, we gather here today to reveal the newest 399 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:28,542 inductees of fantastic flora into our prestigious order. 400 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,284 (Applause). 401 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:35,412 KIRBY: Yes, these are plants who, like you, have evolved to outsmart animals. 402 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,481 (Applause). 403 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:41,489 KIRBY: The newest member is, Brother Clover. 404 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,755 KIRBY (off-screen): Individual clovers share information with each other. 405 00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:50,962 They're connected by a series of underground stems called runners. 406 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,630 If one clover is attacked, by a caterpillar, 407 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:57,739 for example, a message is sent through the runner system that alerts the other clovers. 408 00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:02,173 KIRBY (off-screen): Upon receiving the warning signal, these clovers become all tough 409 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:05,411 and chewy, making them taste all nasty to the caterpillar. 410 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,754 KIRBY: The clover! 411 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:08,853 (Applause). 412 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,154 CHARLIE: Hail Clover! 413 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:13,945 KIRBY: Next up, we welcome the mighty, Sister Maize. 414 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:15,793 (Applause). 415 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:20,694 KIRBY (off-screen): Maize, AKA corn, has mastered the art of cross-species communication! 416 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:25,933 If corn is being eaten by herbivores, like caterpillars, it can release chemical 417 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,928 signals into the air. 418 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,440 Those chemicals attract wasps that lay their eggs inside the caterpillars. 419 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:35,214 Once the eggs hatch, no more caterpillars. 420 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,014 KIRBY: The maize! 421 00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:38,075 (Applause). 422 00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:39,283 CROWD: Flo-ra! Flo-ra! CHARLIE: Flo-ra! Flo-ra! 423 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:44,354 KIRBY: And last but certainly not least, we welcome, Sister Pitcher Plant. 424 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:45,916 (Applause). 425 00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:49,524 KIRBY (off-screen): Pitcher plants that grow in Borneo have an upper pitcher that 426 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,658 reflects the echolocation calls that bats send out. 427 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:56,534 Those bats can identify the location of pitcher plants and fly over 428 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,525 for a nice little roosting spot. 429 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:03,401 As the bat roosts, it deposits important nutrients back into the plant 430 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,998 with its guano that the plant uses to grow. 431 00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:09,211 Yep, deposits guano, you know what I mean. 432 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,281 KIRBY: The pitcher plant! 433 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:13,983 CHARLIE: Flo-ra! Flo-ra! Flo-ra! CROWD: Flo-ra! Flo-ra! Flo-ra! 434 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,146 (Applause). 435 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,954 KIRBY: Plants forever! CHARLIE: Hizah! 436 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:18,115 (Crowd cheers). 437 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,820 CHARLIE: These plants are no joke. 438 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,945 KIRBY: I told ya. 439 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,789 CHARLIE: I can already feel myself getting into character. 440 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:23,994 KIRBY: I knew you could do it. 441 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,286 CHARLIE: Carnivorous, conniving, an excellent communicator. 442 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,729 I was born for this role. 443 00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,734 I already know how I'm gonna play this guy. 444 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,456 KIRBY: Whatever gets you excited man, but we gotta go. 445 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:33,601 It's almost time. 446 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:34,625 CHARLIE: Let's costume up. 447 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,640 KIRBY: One sec. CHARLIE: Almost ready. 448 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,999 Are you ready, Chuck Finemeadow? 449 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,041 KIRBY: Boom. Ready, Houseplant number 3? 450 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,406 CHARLIE: Boom! Born ready. 451 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,005 KIRBY: Pitcher plant, I like it. 452 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,947 CHARLIE: All right, let's do this thing. 453 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:49,819 BOY: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 454 00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:53,751 Midsummer Scientist Dream, Box Office Smash! 455 00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:58,289 CHARLIE (off-screen): A new play, produced by a local Chicago theater troupe is 456 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,027 sweeping the nation. 457 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:04,602 Led by the star power of Lead Botanist and Houseplant number 3, the show is sold out 458 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:07,073 until May of 3 years from now! 459 00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,572 Broadway. Tony talks. 460 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,635 Movie adaptations. 461 00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:14,713 We may never see the end of this duo's star power. 462 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,713 CHARLIE: Yeah, yeah. 463 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,014 BOTH: Victory! Victory! Victory! 464 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:19,806 CHARLIE: So, it went well. 465 00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,348 KIRBY: Very well. 466 00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:23,723 Five minutes in Charles ate all the main characters. 467 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,982 CHARLIE: It just felt right. 468 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,150 KIRBY: It was amazing. 469 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,948 CHARLIE: Then Kirby jumped in as Chuck Finemeadow and knocked it out of the park. 470 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,921 The hype is real. 471 00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:32,519 KIRBY: They're doing Hamlet next. 472 00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:35,531 I wanna tryout for Ophelia, the noblewoman of Denmark. 473 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,634 Did you know that in the Danish alphabet they have three letters 474 00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,227 that come after "z"? 475 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,269 CHARLIE: That's weird. 476 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:42,603 Is there someone I can eat in that play too? 477 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,038 KIRBY: We can probably figure something out. 478 00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:45,742 We gotta have a book about Denmark somewhere. 479 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,944 CHARLIE: All right guys, it looks like we've got a new project on our hands, 480 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:49,706 but thanks so much for stopping by. 481 00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:52,305 Come by again when we discover more things that are weird... 482 00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:55,507 KIRBY: But true! CHARLIE: We'll see you soon! Denmark huh? 483 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:56,920 KIRBY: Denmark. CHARLIE: What country is that even in? 484 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:57,922 Oh it is a country. 485 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,123 Captioned by Cotter Captioning Services. 42629

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