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[ Horn honking ]What's happening?
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Well,
either my brother's here
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to pick up the daughter
we accidentally brainwashed,
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or your mother's here
with her weird new boyfriend,
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or someone's
stealing our car.
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[ Honking rhythmically ]
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Don't bother making me
breakfast. I'm not coming in.
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Chuy, I'm sorry.
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I was just trying to
help Marta.
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I never meant for her
to run away.
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Aw, there's no need
to apologize.
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You've just undone
15 years of parenting
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and destroyed
our whole family.
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Eh.
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All I said is
she's old enough
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to start thinking
for herself.
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You are no longer welcome
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to buy Herbalife supplements
from me.
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Hello, Chuy. Brie.
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M'lady.
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Oh, this isn't a pick-up.
It's a drop-off.
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Marta's yours now.
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What?
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Marta, you think you know
better than us?
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Yes, I do.
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[ Chuckles ]
Huh.
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Then I'm gonna send you
into the world
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the same way
my parents sent me.
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This is a bag of undies.
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I-I think we're all
overreacting here, huh?
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Maybe we should
talk about this.
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[ Scoffs ] Your words
have done enough damage.
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Well, they were kinda
Jo's words, but okay.
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I have nothing to say
to my parents.
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I'm done
living by your rules.
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Yeah, well,
at least we haverules!
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Hey, we have rules.
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[ Vehicle approaches ]
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Sandy!
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Sandyyyyy!
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How are we now in
"Streetcar Named Desire"?
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Get a load of me, gals.
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Dave bought me chaps.
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I'm his old lady now!
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Brie,
set the GPS to church.
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Hey, Bill,
you're really in it, huh?
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Yes, Dave.
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Yes, we're, uh, "in it."Yeah.
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♪♪♪
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I dropped Marta off
at her 6:00 a.m. swim practice.
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Hey, uh, just checking.
Is this my life now?
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Just till
she goes to college.
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Do we have to pay
for that?
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Mommy, why does Marta
live here now?
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Because her and Tío Chuy
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are kind of having
a bit of a tough time.
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Why?
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Because sometimes people who
love each other disagree.
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Why?
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Because we kinda took
a huge swing and whiffed.
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Why?
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Because we don't know
what we're doing.
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Why?
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[ Sighs ]
Someone please end this.
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Why?
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Don't mind us, folks.
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We're just swinging by
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so Dave can whiz, blaze,
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and prime
his insulin pump.
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[ Bag thuds ]
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Is this our room?
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No, Dave.
This is the kitchen.
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Dave's gonna stay with us
for a while.
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Uh, Dave's
gonna l-li-- live here?
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Why?
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Yeah, why?
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Because of you, Bill,
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we have rekindled a love
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that we thought
was lost forever.
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Oh.
Oh! Mm.
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Way to go, Bill.
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See, the last time
we split up,
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I went off to Vietnam.
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Oh, wow.
Sorry, Dave.
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I-I-I didn't know
you served.
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Oh, no, no.
No stolen valor here.
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No, no, I-I went to Vietnam
to avoid the draft.
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You think about it.
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Where's the last place
they'd look, huh?
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Okay, see ya later.
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We have to buy some mice
for Dave's snake.
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Mm.
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Okay, wait.
Uh, Mom, hold on a second.
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We need to talk about
Dave living here.
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Oh, sure, Bill,
you --
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you got a man cave
where we can chop it up?
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♪♪♪
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Look, man, I'm gonna --
gonna get right to it.
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Um, nicotine patch?
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I'm good, thanks.
Okay.
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Ahhh.
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Leaving your mother was
the dumbest thing I ever did.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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I find that
hard to believe.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Yeah, but it seems like
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the universe
wants us to be together.
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I actually had
an ayahuasca trip
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in which she gave birth
to me.
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Okay, well,
that does not mean
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that you need to move in
after two days.
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[ Laughs ] Aw, man, come on.
Who's counting the days?
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It's fate.
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I mean, you called me
to fix a busted sprinkler.
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Instead, you fixed me.
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You -- You charged me
for an estimate.
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Son, I'd like to
ask your blessing
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to propose to Mom.
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N-No. What? No, no, no, no.
No. No way.
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Lookit, Junior,
I never do what I'm told.
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I mean, I came out of my mama
holding a bass,
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and I've been jamming
ever since.
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♪♪♪
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Look, you're the one
who "played God"
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and arranged for your mom
and Dave to meet.
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You started it.
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Okay, well,
now I want to stopit.
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He's not good enough
for her.
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Sure, but maybe he is good
forher.
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I mean, I haven't seen her
this happy
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since Joy Behar
got a new haircut.
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Okay,
this is your stop.
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I would appreciate
a five-star rating.
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[ Seatbelt clicks ]
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Hey, uh, you gonna talk to Chuy
about Marta?
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Oh, I doubt
that'll come up.
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Ugh. Today's gonna suck.Mm-hmm.
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But we're doing a good thing
taking in Marta, right?
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Hey, um, can I be honest
and constructive real quick?
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[ Inhales sharply ]
I should go in.
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No, no, no.
Babe, babe, babe, wait.
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Just -- Just hear me out, okay?
Look.
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[ Sighs ]
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We don't actually
know anything
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about raising a teenager,
right?
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Skip to
the constructive part.
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Okay, maybe Chuy doesn't know
what he's doing,
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but we also don't know
what we'redoing.
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So what if you just give Chuy
the benefit of the doubt?
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Maybe you should give your mom
the benefit of the doubt.
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No, don't take the thing that
I just said youneed to do
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and then say
that I need to do it.
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But you do need to do it.
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Yeah, which you only noticed
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because I told you
that you need to do it.
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Oh, so you're admitting
you need to do it?
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W-- No, we're only talking about
me needing to do it
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because you needed
to do it first!
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I love you. Ha.Love you, too.
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Okay, good luck
with your new dad.
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Thanks!
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Enjoy your day with the guy
whose daughter you stole!
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[ Scoffs ]
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[ Water glugging ]
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[ Sighs ] We can't keep
ignoring each other forever.
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Maybe youcan't.
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Incidentally, all of our
brothers are on my side.
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Yeah,
saw the Twitter poll.
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"Incidentally,"
how long are you planning
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on leaving your kid
with me?
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I don't know.
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You know, I have three kids.
Marta only has one dad.
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Sounds like she should be
coming to me.
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Hey, I heard you gave Marta
some terrible advice
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and messed up
her life.
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[ Tab pops ]
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Who said that?
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Chuy said we can't say.
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Get the hell out of here,
you bozos.
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Okay.
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We gotta go meet
the new clients anyway.Yeah.
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Why are they
meeting clients?
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Because I don't trust you
to do it.
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You'll steal
their children.
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Chuy, come on.
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A doughnut?
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Great discipline.
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Hey, is Marta even getting
any greens at your house?
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For someone
who doesn't seem to
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care about his daughter
very much,
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you sure do care
about your daughter.
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You should talk
to her.
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Why?
Is she being a problem?
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You know, Marta told me
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you haven't once asked her
what she wants to do.
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She's 15.
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I don't ask her what to do.
I tellher what to do.
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Why?
Chuy, she's a dream.
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Yeah, she's a dream
because I'm hard on her.
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[ Scoffs ]
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You always criticize
my parenting,
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but you know I'm right
about this.
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Nope. Wrong again.
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How do you do it?
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[ Microwave door opens, closes ]
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Okay, Chuy,
just remember,
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this is exactly how
Dad dealt with me when...
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...when I was
Marta's age,
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and now we barely talk.
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I mean,
is that what you want?
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Maybe Dad
barely talks to you
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because
of how you turned out.
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You know what?
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Maybe it is better that
your daughter lives with me!
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Good! Take my daughter!
I'm done with her!
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Good riddance!
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Uh, as you can see,
we're a family business.
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Do you need help
with dinner?
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Nope. This is it.
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We usually just eat
whatever the kids don't finish.
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But...
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I could fix you
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some peanut butter crackers
and space ice cream.
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Sorry, we're not used to
having a real person here.
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I'll go shopping tomorrow.
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That's okay. This is fun.
It's like indoor camping.
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"Indoor camping."
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That's actually a nice way
to describe our life.
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Yep, would explain
all the bug bites.
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I had the best time
with Dave.
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We spent all day
at the docks.
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What docks?
We're in Denver.
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I guess I don't really know
where I was.
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Okay, uh, listen, Mom,
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I don't mean
to harsh your buzz,
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but don't you think you and Dave
are moving a little fast?
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I know.
Isn't it great?
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Is it?
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Bill,
when your dad left,
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I-I was so focused on
being a single mom,
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I never had time for love.
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No, I know. I know.
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I-I-I just don't want to
spend the rest of my life
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staring at you while you ignore
my helpful suggestions.
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I want to go out
and live.
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Well, you know,
I guess I'm, uh, happy for you.
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Space ice cream?
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Oh, no, I'm not staying.
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Dave and I just popped in
for a quick co-shower.
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Mom! My God, the kids.
Would you --
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Oh, no, no, no. It's -- It's --
It's purely for safety.
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Humidity
gives Dave flashbacks.
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To his vacation?
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Oh, I've got to go.
255
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,421
Dave has something
extra special planned.
256
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,553
I've got goose pimples.
257
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,166
Are you okay,
Uncle Bill?
258
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:47,298
Hmm? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
259
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,736
No, uh, you know, my mom
might legally bind herself
260
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:50,911
to a 71-year-old
with a chain wallet,
261
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,217
but I'm great.
262
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,135
Hey, why are you
standing here?
Hm?
263
00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:01,051
Oh, there's now
one bathroom for six people.
264
00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:03,097
[ Sighs ]
Sorry that took so long.
265
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:04,794
I think Sandy and Dave
clogged the drain.
266
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,579
We're moving.
Let's move.
267
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,452
So, if it's okay,
I'm going out.
268
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:11,540
Have fun.
269
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,500
Uh, where are you going?
270
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,459
Don't tell him, Marta.
271
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,940
Bill,
this isn't Chuy's house.
272
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,985
We trust people here,
and we give them freedom.
273
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,031
Okay, well,
we trust you, Marta,
274
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,597
but, uh, a-any idea
when you'll be back?
275
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,599
9:00?
276
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,298
Great.
We will see you then.
277
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,604
So I can just...
walk out now?
278
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,347
Yeah.
Have a great time.
279
00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:38,132
Or a bad time.
280
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:41,570
Your choice.
[ Chuckles ]
281
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,311
Wow. Thanks, Tía.
282
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:44,094
Mm-hmm.See ya later.
283
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,966
Okay.
284
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,707
[ Sighs ]
285
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,621
Are you sure that's how
you parent a teen?
286
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,842
Sandy: Don't wait up!
Dave's taking me skydiving!
287
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:57,151
Uh, are you sure this is
how you parent a parent?
288
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:59,196
Mom, Dave!
289
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:02,156
Okay, hey,
this has gone far enough.
290
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,419
Oh, hey, listen,
if this is about the shower,
291
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:07,204
Marta clogged the drain.
292
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,206
No, forget the shower.
293
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,512
You're going skydiving?
294
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:11,165
Yeah. [ Chuckles ]Yeah.
295
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:12,296
At night?
296
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,516
[ Both chuckle ]
297
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:15,560
Just cool your jets,
Billy.
298
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,301
It's indoor skydiving.
299
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,564
At the mall.
300
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,133
And we signed a really long
waiver about safety,
301
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:24,874
so you don't have to
worry about a thing.
302
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,963
Yeah, I'm gonna take real good
care of your mama.
303
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:28,443
Uh, no.
No -- No, you're not.
304
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,444
Wait, Mom.
305
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,751
What is it, Bill?
306
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,583
You know what?
Just, uh, bring a sweater.
307
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,803
The mall can
get really cold.Oh. Thanks.
308
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,893
Oh, thanks for
the dumb advice, Grandpa.
309
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,896
♪♪♪
310
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,073
[ Sighs ]
311
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,904
Kids are down,
and it only took two hours.
312
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:57,994
Hey, I haven't heard
from my mom yet.
313
00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,779
Have you?
314
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,563
Bill, in our entire
relationship,
315
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:02,782
your mother
has texted me once --
316
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,393
by accident.
317
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,221
It said,
"I vote for Clay Aiken."
318
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:11,660
Okay,
so, what's wrong with you?
319
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,401
[ Sighs ]
Look, your mom is 71.
320
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:14,445
She's fine.
321
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:15,925
Marta's 15.
322
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,797
She is now
over an hour late.
323
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:20,625
Ah, okay.
I see we've pivoted on Marta.
324
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,846
[ Sighs ]
I've just --
325
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:24,934
You know, I've just been
thinking about
326
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,718
what I was like
when I was 15.
327
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,156
I mean, Bill,
if Marta is anything like me,
328
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,853
she could be anywhere.
329
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,116
And it could be...
bad.
330
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,642
Did you try calling her?
331
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,949
No, Chuy won't let her
have a damn phone.
332
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,822
I'm up,
and I'm never going to bed!
333
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:47,522
Oh, God.
I lost Chuy's kid.
334
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:48,828
[ Knock on door ]
335
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,394
And here she is.
336
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:51,439
You know, I was never
actually worried.
337
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,745
Oh, sure, yeah.
338
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,399
[ Sighs ]
We've come for our daughter.
339
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:56,748
Mom lost her.
340
00:13:56,923 --> 00:14:00,665
What?!
341
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,190
S-S-So,
how's everything else?
342
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,632
We trusted you
with our child.
343
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:11,633
No, you didn't.
344
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,069
And why should we?
345
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,549
You've been irresponsible
your whole life.
346
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,117
I'mirresponsible?
347
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,901
I tried to get you
to talk to Marta,
348
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,077
but you abandoned her.
349
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,036
I only abandoned her
to make her prove she loves me.
350
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,777
Okay, everybody relax.
351
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,954
Look, where is Marta usually
on Thursday night?
352
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,695
Helping me
wrap things for eBay.
353
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,002
I know where Marta went.
354
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,221
Oh, thank God.
355
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:35,657
Where, honey?
356
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:38,138
I'll tell you
if you give me a doughnut.
357
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,661
Oh, wow.
358
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,228
Imagine if Jesus
only did the right thing
359
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:44,231
when he got a doughnut.
360
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:48,104
She said she was going to
some older guy's place.
361
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:51,586
♪♪♪
362
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,938
Wow.
This is really high.
363
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,026
It's 30 feet.
364
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,376
Oh.
Ooh.
365
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,378
Okay, so, in a minute,
366
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,163
we'll switch on
a high-powered jet of air.
367
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,686
You'll jump into the tube
368
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,949
and experience
the majesty of flight.
369
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,952
There's my Chico's!
370
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,085
It looks so small.Yeah.
371
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:14,609
Dave.
Hmm?
372
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,786
Uh, I do-- I-I-I don't think
I can do this.
373
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,266
I'm scared.
I need a minute to think.
374
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,442
Okay. Okay. Listen, um,
can you just give us a moment?
375
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,098
[ Clears throat ]
376
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,796
Sand 'o' My Heart,
377
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,277
if I've learned anything
in these last two days --
378
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,105
hang on --
379
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:35,499
[ Knee cracks ][ Groans ]
380
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:36,892
...it's not to think
at all.
381
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,415
[ Laughs ]
382
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:41,418
And that's why
I'm asking you
383
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,420
if you'll marry me again.
384
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:47,294
Uh, I-I can't do this.
I --
385
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,600
Well, marriage
or skydiving?
386
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:50,993
Well, uh, either.
387
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,342
Oh. Well, either?
388
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:53,691
So, you could do one?
389
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,519
No, no, no.
390
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,217
I-I mean both.
391
00:15:57,391 --> 00:16:02,135
Uh, oh, Dave,
I have had a wonderful time,
392
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,441
but this is so fast.
393
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:05,660
It --
Oh. [ Sighs ]
394
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,315
Well, I love you, babe,
395
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,012
with my entire
pig-valve heart.
396
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:15,365
And for me,
it ain't fast enough.
397
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,889
I hope
I see you in the tube.
398
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,108
Come on!
399
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,415
Nooooooooo!Aaaah!
400
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,112
[ Thud ]We haven't
turned on the jet!
401
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:24,592
[ Air whooshing, body thudding ][ Screams ]
402
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,333
Ooh! Ohh!
403
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,117
Aah! Aah!
404
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:33,035
Just 24 hours
in this house
405
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,776
has completely corrupted
our kid.
406
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,344
Yeah, yourkid.
407
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,999
Who you dumped here because
you're too emotionally stunted
408
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:42,001
to deal with the fact
that she's growing up.
409
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,611
I'memotionally stunted?
410
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:44,742
How many jean jackets
do you own?
411
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:48,007
[ Gasps ]
412
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:51,401
Okay, first of all,
how dare you?
413
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,795
[ Gasps ]
Marta, my baby!
414
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,276
Oh, thank goodness
you're alive.
415
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,843
You smell like
this house.
416
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,933
Hey, Mom. Hi, Dad.
417
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,935
Where's this older guy?
I'm gonna kill him.
418
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,807
What?
I wasn't with a guy.
419
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:06,982
I was with
the glee club.
420
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:10,159
Glee club?
You can sing?
421
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,943
Oh.
422
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,423
I didn't know you were
interested in show business.
423
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,252
You've never once asked me
what I'm interested in.
424
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,601
You just tell me
what to do.
425
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,168
Sorry I don't want you
to get murdered.
426
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:24,043
So, why did Emily say
you were with an older guy?
427
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,262
Maybe because I told her we were
performing at a nursing home?
428
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,484
Glee club volunteers there
every month,
429
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,312
but I knew you'd never
let me go.
430
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,401
Well, you know, nursing homes
have a lot of diseases.
431
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,319
Otherwise,
they'd just be homes.
432
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,103
So, while we were
panicking,
433
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,410
she was doing jazz hands.
434
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,281
Why were you panicking?
435
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:48,502
Because I started to see
your parents' point of view.
436
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,504
And we don't
have a teenager.
437
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,201
Uh, actually, I should
get credit for that.
438
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,682
I said that to her
this morning.
439
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,945
It was really scary
not knowing where you were.
440
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,208
But I should have
trusted you.
441
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,080
We all should have
trusted you.
442
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,561
I'm sorry.
443
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,868
Marta, I'm about to say
444
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,826
the hardest thing
that I have ever said.
445
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,307
If you come home,
446
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,135
we can talk about
glee club.
447
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,008
I missed you guys
so much.
448
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,533
Oh.
449
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:22,057
I haven't had a real dinner
in two days,
450
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,798
their shower doesn't drain,
and I'm covered in bug bites.
451
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:27,018
Oh,
I missed you, too.
452
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,760
No!
I don't want her to go!
453
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,588
Aw. Come on, Em.
454
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:32,328
Come help me pack,
and I'll teach you
"Big Spender."
455
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:35,940
[ Sighs ]
456
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,638
Marta's a great kid.
457
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,293
I know.
458
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,991
So...
459
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,079
you were right.
460
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,559
I was wrong.
461
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:46,951
Sorry.
462
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,693
Huh?
463
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,391
15-year-olds
are terrifying.
464
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,915
I get why
you're so protective now.
465
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:57,353
Jo, I've been protecting her
from singing to old people.
466
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,271
Youwere right.
Iwas wrong.
467
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:05,100
No, no, look, it's hard
to let go of your baby,
468
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,189
even when you trust them.
469
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,495
You were right.
470
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,715
Mm, trust means
you should let go.
471
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,067
You were right.
472
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,505
Dude, your whole life,
you've wanted to be right.
473
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,507
Just be right.
474
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,900
And the one time you finally
tell me I'm right, you're wrong.
475
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,772
Right, I'm wrong.
476
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,643
Wrong. You'reright.
I'm wrong.
477
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,341
Maybe we're both right.
478
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:31,561
Jo, that is
literally impossible.
479
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:34,521
[ Chuckles ]
480
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,000
Thank you so much for
everything, Tía Jo.
481
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,742
Of course.
482
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,441
And, hey, I know I probably
shouldn't say this again,
483
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:44,748
but we're here
if you ever need us.
484
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,359
But, like, you know, don't take
us up on that, obviously.
485
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,621
Mm.[ Door opens ]
486
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:48,883
-Night, guys.
-Bye.
487
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:50,319
-Bye.
-Bye.
488
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,191
[ Sighs ]
489
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,760
Well, the problem we created
is solved.
490
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,545
Alright, young lady.
491
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,547
You are going to bed.
492
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,375
Never!
493
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,986
Aah! Aah!
494
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,559
Okay, wait a minute.
He lived?
495
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,910
Yes, but he is in agony
over the breakup.
496
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:16,911
Of his skeleton?
497
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,608
[ Chuckles ]
498
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:22,090
No, Bill, with me.
[ Sighs ]
499
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:27,530
My reunion with Dave was like
a piece of Italian cinema --
500
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,707
erotically supercharged,
but really hard to follow.
501
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,102
But it made me realize
502
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:37,714
that I don't want to
repeat my past mistakes.
503
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,455
I want to make new ones.
504
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,501
That's great, Mom.
505
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:42,719
Besides,
I don't want to tell you
506
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,679
what that motorcycle did
to my thighs.
507
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:49,030
Okay, well, why did you just
kind of tell me, then?
508
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:51,162
Well, now that the cat's
out of the bag --
509
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,599
chafed to oblivion!
510
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,514
Ohh.
511
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,646
Well,
good night, honey.
512
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,344
[ Groans ]
513
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,479
[ Grunting ]
514
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