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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:19,081 * Wind blowing through my hair 2 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:23,646 * Everybody telling me there's nowhere like home 3 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:25,281 * No, no 4 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,355 * There's somewhere else for me 5 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:33,593 * l need to take the opportunity and go 6 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:36,658 * And go, yeah 7 00:00:36,736 --> 00:00:38,829 * 'Cause 'round here it's all too far 8 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:41,135 * And when l look up to the stars 9 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:44,904 * l wanna be, l wanna be like they are 10 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,502 * Oh, oh, oh 11 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:50,743 * Sometimes you gotta get out of Kansas 12 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:54,880 * And sometimes you gotta take your chances 13 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:56,012 * Find the answer 14 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:58,421 * 'Cause no one ever made it just waiting around 15 00:00:58,491 --> 00:01:01,688 * For their big 1 5 minutes in a two-bit town 16 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:04,924 * And one thing l know is crystal clear 17 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,523 * l gotta get out of here 18 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:14,031 * A new sound, a whole new crowd 19 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:17,634 * Why whisper, when l want to sing out loud? 20 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:21,339 * And let me hear you say, ''Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah'' 21 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,541 * l'm on land but l can fly 22 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:27,746 * Something in my heart saying l was meant to shine 23 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:31,188 * Like a diamond in the sky 24 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,555 * l wanna see my name in lights 25 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:35,526 * And someone to buy the movie rights 26 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:39,031 * l wanna hear my music come to life 27 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,862 * Oh 28 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:45,234 * Sometimes you gotta get out of Kansas 29 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:49,366 * And sometimes you gotta take your chances 30 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,431 * Find the answer 31 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,842 * 'Cause no one ever made it just waiting around 32 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:55,745 * For their big 1 5 minutes in a two-bit town 33 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:59,046 * And one thing l know is crystal clear 34 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,747 * l gotta get outta here 35 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:07,086 * l gotta get outta here 36 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,253 * Mm-mm 37 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:12,093 * l gotta get out of here 38 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:16,702 - Dorothy. - l gotta get out of here. 39 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:20,296 Dorothy! Enough daydreaming, Dorothy. 40 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:22,637 You know, these ketchup bottles ain't gonna refill themselves. 41 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:26,941 Sorry, Aunt Em. l just can't stop thinking about my audition today. 42 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:28,708 So, how do l look? 43 00:02:28,781 --> 00:02:31,113 You look like one of them girls in one of them rap videos. 44 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,015 Order's up! 45 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,816 Uncle Henry, what do you think of my outfit? 46 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:40,486 You look like one of them girls in a rap video. 47 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:44,087 But we cannot allow you to walk around the street dressed like that. 48 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,792 Dorothy's old enough to dress the way she wants, don't you think? 49 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:50,324 Now, Em, don't get mad. Baby? Uh-oh. 50 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,335 - There you go. - lt's three o'clock. 51 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:57,706 l've gotta go to my audition. And this is what l'm wearing. 52 00:02:57,777 --> 00:02:59,642 What? You can't leave. 53 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:02,647 - Hey, Early. Hey! - Hey, Em. 54 00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:05,775 l need you for the early-bird rush. 55 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:10,148 l know l'm leaving you short-handed, Aunt Em, but this is big. 56 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:13,818 l mean, if they like me l could get out of Kansas and become somebody. 57 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:16,862 lf they like you? See, that's your problem. 58 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:20,491 Look, now, you can roll out of here in one of those stretch Hummers 59 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:24,503 and sing all around the world, but you never gonna get to where you wanna be 60 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:26,801 - until you're happy with who you are. - What? 61 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,239 You can go to your audition after your shift is over. 62 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:32,039 - But l'm already gonna be late! - Psst, Dorothy. 63 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:34,671 Over here. Come, come, come, come, come, come, come. 64 00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:37,409 - Nice to see you, Glen. - So that's it? 65 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:40,611 You're just gonna pass up an opportunity to audition for the Muppets, 66 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:43,281 the most powerful puppets in Hollywood? 67 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:44,983 You heard the wise one: 68 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,959 ''You're not gonna where you're going till you're where you're at.'' 69 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:50,860 Well, you've been a great employee at my diner for years now, 70 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:54,559 and it's time l repaid the favor. So, go on to your audition. 71 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:55,965 - Thanks! - Go on. 72 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:59,630 - Excuse me. Henry! - Hey, baby. 73 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:02,368 - Henry! - Remember what l said. Ten percent. 74 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:05,240 - l'm kidding. - Henry! Where's she off to? 75 00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:06,539 - Who? - Who? 76 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,444 l don't see anybody, l don't know who you're talking to. 77 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:11,381 Hey, have you ever seen an African avocado? 78 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:14,579 They're orange, but they taste just like peanut butter. 79 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:17,782 What? Guess what we're having for dinner? A basketful of kisses, honey. 80 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:22,226 Oh, man! Who put a gym shoe in the deep fryer? 81 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:34,002 Sir? Sir, hi. l'm here for the audition. 82 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:38,203 l'm afraid auditions ended at four, due to slim pickin's. 83 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,906 Please, l'm only five minutes late. 84 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:44,006 Oh, alas, l feel your pain. 85 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:50,352 But the Muppets have gone and where they are now, heaven only knows. 86 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:54,587 OK, guys, if you gotta go, go. Next stop, Nebraska. 87 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:57,494 Who'd have thought it would be so hard to find an all-American girl with talent? 88 00:04:57,563 --> 00:05:01,226 Yeah, how do the producers of Girls Gone Wild do it? 89 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,861 Mr. Kermit! Miss Piggy! 90 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:06,700 Oh, great, a groupie. Sorry, dear, no autographs. 91 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:08,570 Actually, l wanted to sing for you, 92 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,838 but if it's too late do you think maybe you can listen to my demo? 93 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:12,935 - Oh, l... - No time. 94 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:15,640 - We'll have to get your song off Napster. - No, no, Piggy. 95 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:18,809 Sure, uh, gee... and you're a singer? 96 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,285 - Yeah. - And you did this demo yourself? 97 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:24,323 - All by myself. - Time to go! 98 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:30,124 - Listen, l will try to listen to your CD! - OK, thanks for your time. 99 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:54,414 Why are you doing that? 100 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:57,285 l thought it would make the moment more dramatic. 101 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:19,711 It's not looking pretty out there tonight with strong gusts of wind 102 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:23,875 up to 90 miles an hour through the Central Plain area. 103 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,679 - Don't forget the toilet paper. - This just in. 104 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:30,553 The National Weather Bureau has raised the tister alert from right-foot green. 105 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:33,217 to right-foot yellow. Do you know what that means. folks? 106 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:38,229 All you people in Boomville and Washedup should take extra precautions. 107 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:40,795 Baby, what took you so long? Did you miss your bus? 108 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:44,564 You got what you wanted, l'm still stuck here. 109 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:53,000 - You need to talk to your niece. - You need to talk to your niece. 110 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,537 OK, l'll talk to her. l'm just packing the box. 111 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,422 Toto, is this it for me? 112 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:11,896 Serving meatloaf to truckers and living in a Kansas trailer park? 113 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:27,074 Now, l know you think show business is all glitz and glamour, but it's not. 114 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:29,580 Well, that is true. That is very, very true. 115 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:34,609 Hollywood is full of crime and flash fires, earthquakes, paparazzi... 116 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:39,413 - You know, it's not safe. Not like here. 117 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:44,252 Look, l know you wanna leave, 118 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:46,924 but you still belong here with your family and your friends. 119 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:49,627 - What friends? - What friends? Come on. 120 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:53,968 Toto's your friend, and um... uh, you got, uh... 121 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,805 - Toto's your friend. - Toto's a prawn l rescued from the diner 122 00:07:57,877 --> 00:08:00,209 because you won't let me have a dog. 123 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:02,747 Well, dogs are funky. 124 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,682 And they got fleas, OK? 125 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:09,414 Look, how about this? When this blows over, 126 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,151 we will go to the Karaoke Bar and Buffet. 127 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,750 - Sing, girl! - Don't you guys get it? 128 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:18,160 l don't want to sing karaoke in some little Kansas restaurant. 129 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,699 l want an exciting life. 130 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:23,326 l want to go somewhere where l can see a concert, 131 00:08:23,402 --> 00:08:26,394 or take dance lessons, or maybe even learn kabbalah. 132 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:29,339 - Kabbalah? Did she blaspheme? - l don't think so, baby. 133 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:33,003 l wanna go somewhere where l can be someone. 134 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,446 - Maybe even a star. - OK, now, 135 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,076 do you wanna be a star or a singer? 136 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:41,346 Because they're not the same thing. 137 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:44,981 Well, all l know is that l hate living here and l don't want to end up like you. 138 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,356 Uh-oh. 139 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:49,394 Uh-oh. Well... 140 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:52,625 Hey, did you know that in the Northern Hemisphere, 141 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,666 hurricanes, they twist counterclockwise, 142 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,702 but in the Southern Hemisphere they twist clockwise? 143 00:08:56,769 --> 00:09:03,607 l'd hate to be the guy that figured that out. With the wind just blowing everything... 144 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:07,635 Well, that's the round. Back to your corners. 145 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:13,879 l'm heading to the storm shelter before this tornado hits and we all die. 146 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:16,478 Anybody care to join me? 147 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,753 Great. Now l'm stuck with these two knuckleheads in the storm shelter. 148 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,093 Dorothy, come on! 149 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:39,543 - Henry, come on! - Come on, l'll help you. 150 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:42,240 Come on, babe. 151 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:50,511 - Wait! l forgot Toto! - No, it's just a shrimp! 152 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,582 He's not a shrimp, he's a king prawn! 153 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:55,490 Dorothy! 154 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,262 Dorothy! 155 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:09,934 Toto! Toto! 156 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:19,784 Sorry, Toto! 157 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:26,819 When l make it big, l'm gonna buy a nice brick house that's anchored to the ground. 158 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:55,910 Ouch! 159 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,854 Toto! 160 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:04,521 Toto! Come on, Toto! 161 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,690 Where are you? 162 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,724 Toto! 163 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,732 - !Hola! 164 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:15,797 ? Por qué? What is it? Why do we scream, OK? 165 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:19,811 - You're all big. And you're talking. - Sí. 166 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:23,178 But more importantly, l am naked, OK. 167 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,584 - Wait! No! - Huh? What? 168 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:29,644 - Here. - Oh, no, no, no. He's not my type, OK. 169 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,815 - The clothes. - OK. Oh, the clothes. 170 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:35,190 You want me to put on the clothes, you just have to say, ''Put on the clothes.'' 171 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:38,395 - OK. 172 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:45,961 - Hm. Oh, it's a nice fit, OK? - Yeah, it's kind of cute. l like how... 173 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,006 Sí. sí. 174 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:50,406 - What am l doing? - Hm? 175 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:53,843 - You can't be talking to me. - Oh. Oh, but l am. 176 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,380 - l need some air. - Sí. sí. 177 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,975 l have this effect on all the womens, OK. l'll come with you. 178 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:04,783 - Little help, please. - Come on. 179 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,358 Gracias. 180 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,257 There. 181 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:17,266 !Dios mío! lt's incredible. 182 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:20,237 They get satellite here. 183 00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:23,338 Can't believe... 184 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:26,709 - Do you see what l see? - Yeah. 185 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:30,215 - All the houses are so tiny. - lt's a small world, after all. 186 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:33,342 - Oh, my gosh. What...? - l can't believe it. 187 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,479 l can't believe it. 188 00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:38,750 Oh, man! 189 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:42,425 Toto... 190 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,326 - Where the...? - Wait! 191 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:47,490 For those of you who have Dark Side of the Moon. press play... 192 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,124 ...now. 193 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:53,228 Ay, Chihuahua! No, wait. They're not Chihuahuas. 194 00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:57,708 Ay, rats! Rats in hats! Rats in hats, get it? 195 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,405 l am a poet and l didn't even realize l had such capabilities. 196 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:03,209 OK. l work in a diner, l know how to handle rats. 197 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,216 Rats? We ain't rats. 198 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,946 Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through. 199 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,011 We're the Munchkins of Munchkinland. 200 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:13,422 The book, the book, the book! Come on, come on, come on. 201 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,926 OK. And l quote: 202 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:24,300 ''Rat: a long-tailed rodent, especially one of the genus Rattus. 203 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:28,670 ''Munchkin: a cuddly, cute and clean creature 204 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,107 ''who resides in the land of Oz.'' 205 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,304 - Munchkins? - Yeah. 206 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:37,372 - Sorry, but l know a rat when l see one. - Whatever you say there, short stacks. 207 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:41,852 All l know is, thanks to you, the Wicked Witch of the East is dead and we are free! 208 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,889 - Free? 209 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:48,518 You're not free! Get over here and get this tin can off me! Now! 210 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:51,358 Oh, my gosh, she's alive! Quick, we gotta help her! 211 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:54,695 - Please, help me up! 212 00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:59,231 - Well, Munchkins, we're too late. - Guys! 213 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,967 But no tears, she's in a better place. 214 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,009 Yeah! 215 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:14,581 l'm gonna put you in a better place - in my oven! You hear me? 216 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,521 Um... 217 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,024 Could someone spot me? 218 00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:23,061 Wow! This is a lot heavier than l... 219 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,597 Ew! 220 00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:32,330 OK. 221 00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:34,838 Now she's dead! 222 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:38,040 What is that? 223 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:43,309 Hey, look! Even the twisters are Munchkin-sized. 224 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,350 Oh, that's no twister, that's her sister. 225 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:49,717 She's the sister of the witch that you just crushed with a house. 226 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:52,282 Sister? 227 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,961 Bonjour. Munchie-kins! 228 00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,225 Cuddles! Cuddles! 229 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,698 Each and every one of you! 230 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:09,104 My speed dating ended early, so l thought l'd drop in for a cuddle 231 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,005 and a visit with my wicked East-Coast sister. 232 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:16,275 Uh... Yeah, well, a funny thing about the East-Coast sister. 233 00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:21,911 Not so much funny as... uh... uh... disturbing. Disturbing. Yes. 234 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:24,387 You see, this giant girl right over here 235 00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:27,220 kinda squashed her to death with a double-wide. 236 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,158 - What? - Yeah. 237 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:30,661 Uh... 238 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:33,459 Right here. 239 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,230 Excuse me, l just want you to know 240 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:40,830 that l've never met this giant girl before in my entire life. 241 00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,636 Sorry, Dorothy... um... Giant Girl. 242 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,734 lt was an accident. l swear. 243 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:49,645 - Well, in that case, c'est la vie! - La vie! La vie! 244 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:54,743 l drop things all the time myself. Charmed to make your acquaintance. 245 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:58,916 l am Tattypoo, the old and Good Witch of the North. 246 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,221 - But you're so young and beautiful. 247 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,091 - Aren't you a cutie! - No, you are! You are! 248 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:07,758 So tell me, what kind of magical abilities do you have? 249 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:12,133 Well, l don't have any magical abilities, but l am a singer. 250 00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:14,866 - l mean, l want to be a singer. - Mm, and she's very good, OK. 251 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:18,933 A singer? Really? Oh, that's so funny! l'm a singer too. 252 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:22,606 Yes, my sisters and l were once the hottest girl band in Oz. 253 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,046 Yeah! 254 00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:30,016 But all that fame and fortune left me feeling empty inside. 255 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:33,320 So l quit show biz and committed my life to advancing rights 256 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:37,829 for the vertically challenged of Oz, my little Munchie-wunchies. 257 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:40,364 - Aw! - Cuddles! 258 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,699 Oh, yes! 259 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:54,845 Well, it's been nice meeting you and all, but l should probably be on my way. 260 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:56,847 Anyone know how to get to Kansas from here? 261 00:16:56,915 --> 00:17:00,078 Never heard of it. ls this Kansas a civilized country? 262 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:04,350 Well, if by civilized you mean flat, boring and gray, yeah, it's civilized. 263 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,586 - Well, then, why do you want to go back? - Yeah, why do we want to go back? 264 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:11,925 Well, because... Aunt Em and... Well... 265 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:15,831 l don't know what Kansas is, but if you want to be a famous singer, 266 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:19,200 - you must see the wonderful Wizard of Oz. - Yeah! 267 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:21,102 First... 268 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,869 you have to wear my sister's shoes. Here. 269 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:30,210 You want me to wear shoes off a nasty old witch? l don't think so. 270 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:33,376 Oh, but there's a powerful magic connected to them. 271 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,750 And look how sparkly they are. 272 00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,687 Mm-mm. 273 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:49,265 Listen, high pockets, here's how things work in enchanted lands. 274 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:53,395 Shoes have magical powers. lf you have the shoes, you get the powers. 275 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:57,738 But if you're going to question every little detail, the whole thing's gonna fall apart 276 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:01,712 - and we might as well call it a day, OK? - OK? 277 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,715 They're Manolos! 278 00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,011 Manolos? 279 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,316 - Why didn't you say that? 280 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:11,948 - Check the label. - Yeah, they're good. 281 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:15,016 - l'll help you, OK. - Ooh! 282 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,229 Those are unbelievable, OK? 283 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:28,737 Wow! They fit perfectly! lf the power of these magic shoes is supposed 284 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:33,039 to make you feel confident and sexy, then mission accomplished. 285 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,706 So, take me to meet your wizard. 286 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:41,742 To get to the wizard, just follow this road of yellow brick to Emerald City. 287 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,118 lt's in the exact center of our country. 288 00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:46,089 Wait, l gotta walk to the center of your country? 289 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,785 There's not, like, a bus or something l can take? 290 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:51,887 - You wanna be a star or not? - OK, OK, sorry. 291 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,431 Well, let's go. 292 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,696 - Oh, hold up there, Giant Girl. - The name's Dorothy. 293 00:18:56,768 --> 00:19:00,636 Well, Dorothy, we Munchkins kinda owe ya for saving us and all. 294 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:04,164 You ever need a favor, you just give us a holler, like so... 295 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:08,980 * Calling all Munchkins 296 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,776 * Let's do lunchkins 297 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:12,646 - And all for one 298 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:16,848 * Calling all Munchkins Munchkins, Munchkins, Munchkins 299 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,617 * Take our call 300 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,557 You sing that and we'll come a-scampering. 301 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:25,028 Uh, yeah, we'll be sure to do this, OK. Let's go, Dorothy. 302 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:28,965 One more thing. l don't know why l didn't mention this before. 303 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:33,494 Whatever you do, avoid the west. My other evil sister rules there, 304 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:36,268 and if she finds out you have the silver shoes, 305 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,400 she'll hunt you down and pry them off your cold, dead carcass. 306 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,809 - What? - Bye. 307 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,780 Why are you just now telling me this? 308 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:49,953 Come on, Dorothy. You're not getting any younger, OK. Let's go get famous. 309 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,150 l don't know. That Witch of the West thing sounds kind of dangerous. 310 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:56,820 Don't worry about it. You're going to have to trust me, you know? 311 00:19:56,895 --> 00:19:59,921 - l'm your agent, OK. l'm your agent. - When did l make you my agent? 312 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:03,832 Well, since you're asking, l thought possibly what we could do is... 313 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:07,099 - Come on, short stuff. 314 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,745 l wish you'd stop with this whole agent thing. 315 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:18,408 Yes, yes, l know. lt's very awkward for you, OK. 316 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,418 But l think it's very important that we discuss my commission. 317 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:25,183 So, it seems that 50 percent is easiest. 318 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,319 l think l liked it better when you couldn't talk. 319 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,452 Well, you think about it, OK. Take your time. 320 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:36,399 l'm gonna get some corn. lt's fresh on the cobs, OK. 321 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:47,739 - What are you doing? - What? 322 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,347 You didn't by chance see that movie The Passion. huh? 323 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,680 - No, so don't ruin the ending. - No, that's not what... 324 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,243 - Personally, l liked The Birds. - Figures. 325 00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:58,516 - Hey, you got something in your eye. - What? 326 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,058 - This! Yah! Yah! Yah! - Hey, stop that! 327 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,219 You...! 328 00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:04,956 - Hey, stop that! 329 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,055 - Hey! - Oh, this is the last straw! 330 00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:09,362 - No, l see one right here. - Stop that! 331 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,369 - Get our grubby beak off him! - Huh? 332 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,908 Cuckoo! 333 00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:20,536 - You OK? - Huh? What? 334 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,877 Oh, l'm fine. But lucky for that crow you showed up when you did 335 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,543 'cause l was gonna come off of these sticks and l was gonna... 336 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,586 l was... uh... 337 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:33,523 Yeah, thanks. l think l owe you one. Name's Scarecrow. 338 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,822 l'm Dorothy. And that's Toto. 339 00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:38,294 Mm-mm. !Hola! Um... 340 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:40,058 - You got any butter? - Oh, what the hey? 341 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,590 Go ahead and eat the corn. Better you than the birds. 342 00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:47,105 l'm the worst scarecrow ever, but what can l do? 343 00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:51,609 l'm tied to a job l'm no good at... literally. 344 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:55,078 Well, if you ask me, l think it's time for a career change. 345 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:59,140 No, no. l can't do that. l'm not good at anything because... 346 00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:03,783 ...l don't have a brain. 347 00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:06,586 - You don't have a brain? - Right. 348 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,491 - Why are you whispering? - What? 349 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:14,726 Uh... well, l can't really answer that because... 350 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:19,328 - l don't have a brain. - Well, let's get you down from there. 351 00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:23,670 Now why didn't l think of that? Oh, right. No brain. Whoa! 352 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:28,475 - Oh, why, thank you, Dorothy. - You're welcome, Scarecrow. 353 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:32,509 - This was me. - Ugh! 354 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:35,212 What? What? You can smell it? 355 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,812 You know, we're on our way to meet the Wizard of Oz 356 00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:40,483 and he's gonna make me a superstar singer. 357 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:43,187 And if he can do that, l bet he can give you a brain. 358 00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:46,128 lf l had a brain, l wouldn't be stupid. 359 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:50,032 And if l wasn't stupid, l'd be able to do something important. 360 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,297 You know, something that helps people's lives. 361 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,838 Well, how about it, then? 362 00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:56,032 Will you come with us to Emerald City to meet the wizard? 363 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,633 Emerald? You mean, it's green? 364 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:03,306 - You bet! l like it already. - l can't believe. 365 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,282 - Thank you. - l can't believe. 366 00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:09,980 She's got to pick up every Tom, Dick and Carlos on the road, OK. 367 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,080 - This is totally unacceptable, OK. - These shoes are killing me. 368 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:16,150 Totally unacceptable. Come on, come on. Quit busting my shell, OK. 369 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,356 My client is A-list now, she deserves the A-list monies, OK. 370 00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:21,865 Will you knock it off! You're not an agent. 371 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:25,334 - And the cell phone isn't even real. - What? 372 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,396 lt's a candy dispenser. 373 00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:34,169 Listen, l'm gonna have to call you back. The diva's having a meltdown, OK. 374 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,181 - Ooh! Cinnamints. - Hey, do you hear that? 375 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:40,514 - Sounds like it's coming from over there. 376 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:44,948 - ''T-l-N.'' - Wonder what that means. 377 00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:47,958 Maybe, ''trust in no one.'' lt could be a sign. 378 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:50,790 Yeah, there's another sign: ''Danger. High Voltage.'' 379 00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:53,524 Wonder what that means? Hm. 380 00:24:00,705 --> 00:24:02,696 Hello? 381 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,572 - Look! Look at all the computers, OK. - Yeah. 382 00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:12,046 ls there somebody in that chair? There's somebody in that chair! 383 00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:15,548 !Dios mío! He's twitching, he's twitching. 384 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,918 - Think he's stuck? - You think he needs our help? 385 00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:21,015 Do you think he could check my e-mails? 386 00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:24,619 Maybe we should press this restart button. 387 00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:32,794 Hey! Hey. 388 00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:35,431 Oh, my God. 389 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:36,769 Oh! Oh! 390 00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:41,404 Welcome to the Total lntelligence Network. ''TlN'' for short. 391 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:44,245 Ooh! 392 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:47,308 Wow, l must have froze up trying to run too many programs. 393 00:24:47,385 --> 00:24:50,616 What in the name of all that is holy are you, OK? 394 00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:53,920 Oh, l'm a Tin Thing. A fully-robotic information-gathering device 395 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:58,292 for the Wicked Witch of the West, and l can answer any question in the universe. 396 00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:00,388 - Anything. - l got one. 397 00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:02,956 Why are the women so confusing, OK? 398 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:05,696 Let me process that. Huh! 399 00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:14,609 lt only seems that way because men are so simple. 400 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,806 - Wow. He is a clever unit. - Hm. 401 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:19,749 Yeah, you know, l'd give my stuffed foot for half of your brains. 402 00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:22,378 Take it from me, brains don't make you happy. 403 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:24,649 l'm nothing but a brain, thanks to the Wicked Witch. 404 00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:27,123 - She made you like this? - Did she ever! 405 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:30,855 When l was a young research assistant, l made the mistake of asking for a vacation 406 00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:34,660 so l could marry the love of my life - Camilla. 407 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,498 She's a chicken? Weirdo. 408 00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:42,472 And the Wicked Witch got so angry she waved her wand and ka-blowie! 409 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:47,171 Next thing l know, l'm a walking, talking robotic... thing. 410 00:25:47,245 --> 00:25:48,507 Oh! 411 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:51,344 - That's terrible. - Yeah, she could have just said no. 412 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:53,247 Yeah, but why did she turn you into a robot? 413 00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:55,377 - Because... 414 00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:58,945 ...robots don't have hearts, and without a heart, l couldn't love Camilla. 415 00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:03,120 And without Camilla, l could work day and night. 416 00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:07,187 Well, nice talking to you. Back to work. 417 00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:11,133 - Um, excuse me. - Mm? Huh? 418 00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:14,535 We're on our way to see the Wizard of Oz and he's gonna make me a famous singer. 419 00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:15,937 Yeah, and he's gonna give me a brain. 420 00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:18,475 Sí. and he probably give me lots of monies, OK. 421 00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:21,876 And if he can do that, l'm sure he can give you a heart. 422 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:25,474 Really? Well, l'm sure if l had a heart l could win Camilla back. 423 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:27,711 - Yeah! - Maybe l will go with you. 424 00:26:27,786 --> 00:26:30,914 All right, well, let's go! All right! 425 00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:34,891 Oh! 426 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:39,021 - Are you OK? - Sure, l just forgot to untether. 427 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:43,625 l don't get out much. OK. Oh, where's my cell phone? 428 00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:45,397 Ah! 429 00:26:46,738 --> 00:26:48,103 - OK. - OK. 430 00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:49,800 Let's go. 431 00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:52,934 - Wait a second. That's your cell phone? - Yeah. 432 00:26:53,011 --> 00:26:55,479 lnteresting. What do these do? 433 00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:58,482 - Nothing. They're my nipples. 434 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,889 l feel dirty! 435 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:12,862 What a weirdo. 436 00:27:19,604 --> 00:27:23,404 - This creepy forest goes on forever. - You can say that again. 437 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,909 Anyone know how much further? My feet are killing me. 438 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:29,538 - l gotta sit down. - Sí. me too. Scoot over. 439 00:27:29,614 --> 00:27:32,344 Oh, boy. 440 00:27:32,417 --> 00:27:36,444 These shoes may be magical, but they're not so comfortable. 441 00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:38,250 Sí. they can put a trailer in Munchkinland 442 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,757 but they can't make a magic shoe that's comfortable. 443 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:42,656 Go figure. 444 00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:44,422 Ouch! 445 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,091 This place is crazy. Even the logs talk. 446 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,498 Hm? 447 00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:53,935 - Uh, Dorothy? - Yeah? 448 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,132 What is...? 449 00:27:56,207 --> 00:27:58,334 - What do you...? Lion? - Shrimp? 450 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:00,207 - No, prawn. - Oh, prawn. 451 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,640 Toto! 452 00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:10,084 - Get... off... - OK. 453 00:28:10,155 --> 00:28:11,383 - ...my... - Oh! 454 00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:12,616 - ...tail! - OK! 455 00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:15,884 Hey! 456 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,485 Get your paws off my prawn! 457 00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:22,997 Please don't hit me. Take anything you want. 458 00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:26,128 Here, my wallet. lt's Velcro. Take it. 459 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,907 Well, look at you. You're nothing but a big coward. 460 00:28:31,976 --> 00:28:34,911 So are you going to eat me or not? 461 00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:38,471 - Eat you? Why would we do that? - Don't you work for... 462 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,984 She Who Must Not Be Named? 463 00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:43,313 - Who? - Oh! 464 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:46,357 You mean the Wicked Witch of the West? No, we don't even like her. 465 00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:49,916 B-b-b-because we love her so much! 466 00:28:51,129 --> 00:28:54,326 Are you crazy? The Wicked Witch of the West has spies everywhere. 467 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:58,836 The trees, the shrubs, the owls, the bunnies. 468 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,369 Evil, savage bunnies. 469 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:08,770 You're king of the beasts. 470 00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:12,305 lf some critter gives you attitude, all you gotta do is let out a big roar. 471 00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:13,407 Yeah. 472 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:16,852 But l don't want to scare anyone. l just want to make people laugh. 473 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:19,515 Yeah. Kill 'em with comedy, that's my motto. 474 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,719 l dream of one day being Oz's greatest stand-up comedian. 475 00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,694 Well, you ever play Emerald City? 476 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,926 l've never played, period. l've got stage fright. 477 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:31,400 OK. Tell us a joke now. There's no stage. 478 00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:32,527 Yeah, go ahead. 479 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,595 - No, l can't... - Come on. 480 00:29:34,672 --> 00:29:37,038 OK. l can do this. Um... 481 00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:41,042 Wacka, wacka, wacka! 482 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:42,704 Hey, there. Thanks for coming tonight. 483 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,840 So, what's the deal with the wizard? 484 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:48,647 For someone so wonderful, he certainly doesn't know how to... 485 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,416 S-s-sorry. Performance anxiety. 486 00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:57,027 Hey, you know, we're on our way to Emerald City 487 00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:59,359 - to ask the wizard for some help. - Mm-hm? 488 00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:01,728 - Maybe he can give you some courage. - Courage? 489 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,667 Gosh, that sounds... scary. 490 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:07,603 Oh, don't worry. lt'll be OK. 491 00:30:07,672 --> 00:30:11,267 Yeah, l mean, so you're not so brave. l'm not so smart. 492 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:13,435 And l'm so empty inside l could cry. 493 00:30:13,511 --> 00:30:17,106 - Sí. and l'm so gosh-darn sexy, it hurts. - See, we all have our issues. 494 00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:19,707 - But we're working 'em out... together. - Yeah. 495 00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:22,480 Right. l mean, what are friends for? 496 00:30:22,787 --> 00:30:24,982 * Where my brain should be 497 00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:27,388 * There's a cavity 498 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:29,255 * Where most folks have hearts 499 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:32,091 * l've got old spare parts 500 00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:36,332 * Now l'm on my own 501 00:30:36,401 --> 00:30:39,996 * ln the great unknown 502 00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:45,035 * And it's more than one person can bear 503 00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:47,100 - Bear? - Ah! Where? 504 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:50,545 * Well, now l've got some smart new partners 505 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:54,176 * Who can help me think things through 506 00:30:54,252 --> 00:30:56,777 * Folks say l'm just a hick on a stick 507 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,153 - * Well, that may be true - Sí. it's true. 508 00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:01,988 * But when my stuffing's not enough 509 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:05,757 * l know just what l should do-la-dee-doo 510 00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:08,424 * See, l don't miss the brains l'm missing 511 00:31:08,499 --> 00:31:11,991 * When l'm with you 512 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:14,834 * l used to be romance compatible 513 00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:18,137 * l wrote sonnets and waltzes and more 514 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:21,076 * But now that my heart is mechanical 515 00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:23,943 * lt only beats four-on-the-floor 516 00:31:24,015 --> 00:31:26,176 - Oh, nice! 517 00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:29,550 * But you've got friends to stand beside you 518 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:32,488 * And we'll reboot your old CPU 519 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:35,526 * Wow! l don't miss the heart l'm missing 520 00:31:35,593 --> 00:31:39,188 * When l'm with you 521 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:42,131 * l wish my stage fright weren't so terrible 522 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,101 * My jokes never garner a roar 523 00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:48,036 * With us you can try new material 524 00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:54,011 * You see, that's what friends are for 525 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:57,206 * Now you can sleep without a night-light 526 00:31:57,282 --> 00:31:58,647 * And forget every... 527 00:31:58,716 --> 00:32:00,377 * Creak, bang and boo! 528 00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:03,113 * Hey! l don't miss the spine l'm missing 529 00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:09,524 - Still we've got something great together 530 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:13,052 * So let's all get up and go 531 00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:14,655 * We'll overachieve 532 00:32:14,732 --> 00:32:16,393 * Wear our hearts on our sleeves 533 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:18,833 * Get on with the show 534 00:32:18,903 --> 00:32:22,395 * Now we are in the right direction 535 00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:25,931 * And l see all our dreams coming true 536 00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:29,138 * Yes, anything is possible 537 00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:31,545 * When l'm with you 538 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,676 - * l'm just so sexy! - Wow, a shrimp that shimmies! 539 00:32:34,752 --> 00:32:37,846 - Troubles are hoppable 540 00:32:37,922 --> 00:32:41,050 - We'll be unstoppable 541 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,821 - Anything is possible 542 00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:50,391 * When l'm with you 543 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,595 * l'm with you 544 00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:55,935 * l'm with you 545 00:32:56,874 --> 00:32:59,900 * l'm with you 546 00:33:00,011 --> 00:33:02,479 * l'm with... 547 00:33:03,181 --> 00:33:04,580 * You 548 00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:07,349 - Great! - Let's go! 549 00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:08,749 - Come on, guys. - Let's get rich, come on! 550 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,981 Come on, Dorothy! 551 00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:15,756 lt's dark. 552 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,692 Anybody got a night-light? 553 00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:26,394 Just to let you know, nothing scares me more than heights. 554 00:33:28,973 --> 00:33:32,500 There's a pair of vicious Kalidah Critics. Very rare in these parts. 555 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:37,241 Those monstrous beasts just love to rip performers to shreds. 556 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:40,216 Really? How? 557 00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,479 They do it with their... 558 00:33:42,553 --> 00:33:43,918 words. 559 00:33:43,988 --> 00:33:46,957 So, all we gotta do is ignore their words 560 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,255 and keep our balance all the way to other side. 561 00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:52,023 - That's right. - What? 562 00:33:52,096 --> 00:33:54,030 What are you...? 563 00:33:54,098 --> 00:33:55,429 - You're going to cross? - Follow me. 564 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,933 - Dorothy, don't. - You're going to cross? 565 00:33:57,001 --> 00:33:58,935 - You're gonna fall off! - You're gonna fall! 566 00:33:59,003 --> 00:34:02,837 - You're gonna fall! - lt's a long way down! 567 00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:05,671 Hey, that's Dorothy Gale, the new overnight sensation. 568 00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:09,736 She's really killing 'em in Munchkinland. Just ask the Wicked Witch of the East. 569 00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:12,305 l hear she's really bringing down the houses. 570 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:15,784 Shut up! Dorothy. Concentrate, Dorothy. 571 00:34:15,853 --> 00:34:17,980 - She made it! - Whoo! 572 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,887 All right, let's go. 573 00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:22,118 - You go first. - OK. You go next. 574 00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:24,218 - l hear it's lonely at the top. - Yeah. 575 00:34:24,295 --> 00:34:26,661 Wait till he hits the bottom. 576 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:30,132 - l did it, OK. That was easy for me. - That's it, that's it. 577 00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:32,761 One thing's for sure about playing the Kalidah Bridge. 578 00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:35,704 You're sure to make a big splash! 579 00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:39,004 lt's not that far down, anyway. 580 00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:41,375 We made it! We made it! 581 00:34:41,446 --> 00:34:43,676 - OK, come on there, Lion. - Come on, Lion. 582 00:34:44,715 --> 00:34:47,946 - Nice log. - Be careful, it's slippery up there! 583 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:50,510 Ooh, l feel a wind coming on! 584 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:53,887 - Oh, there's Lion. - He thinks he's a comedian. 585 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:58,759 Yeah, but his jokes bomb so badly, the army tried to put a fuse on him! 586 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:01,623 Whoa, whoa! 587 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:06,001 You know, there are two reasons why l don't like Lion's jokes. 588 00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:08,368 - What are they? - My ears. 589 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:11,704 l can't do it. l can't do it! l can't do it, guys. l can't move! 590 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:15,712 lgnore them. What they're saying has nothing to do with you. 591 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:20,376 What? Unless there's another lion up here on this log, l think they're talking to me. 592 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:24,148 l just think he needs a little help. l'm going up. 593 00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:25,246 - Be careful. - Come on. 594 00:35:25,323 --> 00:35:28,656 - Yeah, your jokes are no good! - You're not funny! 595 00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:32,753 Pay no attention to your critics. lt's gonna be one step at a time, OK? 596 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:36,766 Now take my hand. Put your tail down. 597 00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:39,667 Calm yourself. Now take my hand, come on. 598 00:35:39,737 --> 00:35:42,399 That's it. Now we're just gonna walk off. 599 00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:43,906 - Come on. We're just walking. - Hang on! 600 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,637 - That's it. Steady. - You can do it! You can do it! 601 00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:49,179 You're all right. Come on, you've got it. 602 00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:52,239 You've got it. Yes! 603 00:35:54,852 --> 00:35:57,878 Oh, thank you, Tin Thing. 604 00:35:57,955 --> 00:36:00,480 - Come on, guys. - Let's go. 605 00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:02,389 Go on, get out of here! 606 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:06,055 Yeah, you'll still never make it to where you're going. 607 00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:09,258 Good work, Lion. Wasn't he great, guys? 608 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,960 - He sure was. - l don't know. 609 00:36:11,035 --> 00:36:14,232 Hey, what's that, guys? 610 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,170 ''Poppyfields.'' What's that? 611 00:36:19,443 --> 00:36:22,606 Poppyfields? Well, it's only the coolest club in Oz, baby. 612 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,514 This day has been kind of crazy. lt wouldn't hurt to stop and have a little fun. 613 00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:30,680 A little fun? Get ready to have the time of your life, girl. 614 00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:34,122 Come on, Dorothy. Let's get inside before this place is no longer cool. 615 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,989 Yeah. After you. 616 00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:55,375 All right now, y'all follow me. 617 00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:58,142 l'll put you in the best seats in the house. 618 00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:00,309 Sounds great! 619 00:37:06,357 --> 00:37:08,825 * Nap time 620 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,918 You know, l can't wait till l get a brain so l can understand 621 00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:13,054 what's fun about hanging out at trendy nightclubs. 622 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:15,496 Yeah. What's the deal with all these poppies anyway? 623 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,659 Whoa. Wait, here comes a fact. 624 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:21,398 According to my database, the poppy has a powerful sleep-inducing effect. 625 00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:25,738 Sleep-inducing effect? Oh, that's silly. How could a little flower...? 626 00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:30,347 - Lion? - Lion, are you OK? 627 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,882 - Lion? - ls he all right? 628 00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:38,217 He's fine. You know what? We don't need to go to Emerald City. 629 00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:42,020 We should just stay here at Poppyfields, 630 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:45,358 where it's so... relaxing. 631 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,795 - Dorothy! - Dorothy! 632 00:37:48,866 --> 00:37:49,958 Dorothy. 633 00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:51,797 Dorothy, wake up. 634 00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:54,235 Dorothy! Lion! Why won't they wake up? 635 00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:57,001 - Why won't they wake up? - l don't know! 636 00:37:57,074 --> 00:38:00,976 You know, the bathrooms here are so comfortable, OK. 637 00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:06,282 lt's the poppies. Come on, let's get Toto out of here and then we can figure out 638 00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:09,615 - what to do about Dorothy and Lion. - OK. 639 00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:11,882 Come on. You grab that arm right there. 640 00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:15,756 Nap time. 641 00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:18,351 Ooh, l'm so sleepy, OK. 642 00:38:18,429 --> 00:38:22,024 lf something happens to Dorothy, l don't think l'll ever be able to forgive myself. 643 00:38:22,099 --> 00:38:25,865 l know, but we can't carry them out of there. We have to think. 644 00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:30,566 - Oh, rats! l'm no good at thinking. - Whoo, rats! Rats in hats. 645 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:33,804 - What? - They said they could... help us. 646 00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:35,402 Wait! How? How? 647 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,709 - By singing the song. - What? 648 00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:40,250 You know, it goes... 649 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,218 - Wait! Sing the song! - How does the song go? 650 00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:43,378 * Calling all Munchkins 651 00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:44,978 - * Let's do lunchkins - Yeah? 652 00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:47,889 * All for one and one for all 653 00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:49,084 * Come on... 654 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,457 - Come on, finish it! - Come on, come on! 655 00:38:50,528 --> 00:38:52,996 * ...Munchkins take our... 656 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:54,156 What? What? 657 00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:55,721 * ...call 658 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,866 Somebody page me? 659 00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:01,234 Dorothy's in trouble. Poppy exposure. 660 00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:04,172 Poppies? Rats! Munchkins, fall in! 661 00:39:04,241 --> 00:39:06,072 We've got a girl to save. 662 00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:09,613 Sir, yes, sir! 663 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,477 Sergeant Bubba. 664 00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:14,074 Company, heel! 665 00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:19,348 Nice. All right, troops, Operation Gingham's a go! 666 00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:33,093 * Nap time 667 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,339 Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, 668 00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:44,074 hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut. 669 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,421 * Nap time 670 00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:56,119 Oh, Dorothy, please don't be hurt. Wake up! 671 00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:57,888 OK, out of the way, peoples. Out of the way. 672 00:39:57,962 --> 00:39:59,862 lt's time for Toto to give the mouth-to-mouth. 673 00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:02,091 l'll get the Dorothy, you get the lion, OK. 674 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:05,932 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! l have a better idea. 675 00:40:06,003 --> 00:40:08,028 Charging! 676 00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:10,437 - And clear! 677 00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:14,843 l'm up. l'm totally up! 678 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:18,348 - All right, she's alive. - What happened? 679 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,816 Well, it's lucky for you the Munchkins showed up. 680 00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:24,386 Thanks. l don't know what came over me. 681 00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:28,789 l'd say about maybe 20,000 volts there, Medusa. 682 00:40:29,894 --> 00:40:34,593 Oh, big cat waking up, boys. Time to go. Good luck in Emerald City, Giant Girl. 683 00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:40,067 What'd l miss? 684 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:48,041 Very funny, guys. Next time you could at least tell me about my... 685 00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:53,150 Emerald City! Look at it! 686 00:40:55,419 --> 00:41:00,379 - lt's so beautiful! - And yet so terrifying all at the same time. 687 00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:04,491 Wow. 688 00:41:06,597 --> 00:41:10,397 - Well, this is the place. - Whoa! 689 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:14,564 We made it, Dorothy. Your dream's about to come true. 690 00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:18,836 OK, we agree now - what happens in Emerald City 691 00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:22,470 stays in Emerald City, OK. 692 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,097 - Can l help you? - Hi. 693 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:53,041 l'm Dorothy Gale, and we traveled all the way across Oz to see the wizard. 694 00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:54,338 Hm... 695 00:41:54,411 --> 00:41:56,902 Dorothy Gale. Hm... 696 00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:59,006 Nope. Not on the list. 697 00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:01,142 Are you sure? Check again. 698 00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:05,817 And who are you? 699 00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:07,824 - We're friends of Dorothy. - Right. 700 00:42:07,892 --> 00:42:12,261 Well, she's not on the list, so go away. 701 00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:13,796 Uh... 702 00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:15,855 Hold on a minute, big bird. Come here. Listen, listen. 703 00:42:15,933 --> 00:42:18,595 - Huh. 704 00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:20,603 Mm-hm. Oh! 705 00:42:20,671 --> 00:42:24,801 Flattened by a double-wide? Oh! Oh! Oh! 706 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:27,969 We don't want any trouble. Um... 707 00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:32,038 Oh, there's just been a cancellation. You may go in. 708 00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:35,176 - Oh, great! - Door! 709 00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:09,580 Weirdoes... 710 00:43:09,653 --> 00:43:13,555 Gale... double-wide... 711 00:43:13,624 --> 00:43:16,058 They're all yours, sir. 712 00:43:18,395 --> 00:43:21,694 - Hello! - Wait. You're the Wizard of Oz? 713 00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:25,963 Oh, no. l'm not the wizard, l'm Scooter. 714 00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:29,600 First assistant to the big man. 715 00:43:29,673 --> 00:43:33,837 Welcome, Dorothy. Why, we've heard a lot about you. 716 00:43:33,911 --> 00:43:36,505 - You're all anyone's talking about. - Ah! 717 00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:38,445 - Really? - Great! That's terrific! 718 00:43:38,515 --> 00:43:42,542 Yeah, but before the wizard can turn you into an overnight sensation, 719 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:45,020 there are certain precautions that have to be taken. 720 00:43:45,089 --> 00:43:48,752 - Precautions? - Yup. Follow me. Come on. 721 00:43:48,826 --> 00:43:50,020 - Let's go. - Follow him. 722 00:43:50,094 --> 00:43:52,654 OK, here we are. Come on in. 723 00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:56,029 Oh, welcome to Emerald City, where the place is so bright, 724 00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:59,831 you've got to wear shades or your eyeballs will fry like a couple of eggs. 725 00:44:01,405 --> 00:44:04,306 This spotlight here duplicates the brilliance of the wizard 726 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:07,936 - and his radiant wonderfulness. - Radiant wonderfulness. 727 00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:15,145 As you can see, thanks to my patented lenses, Beaker's retinas remain uncooked. 728 00:44:19,456 --> 00:44:23,187 And they will still protect his eyes even when the intensity is doubled. 729 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,295 Good grief! 730 00:44:29,366 --> 00:44:31,766 OK, give me the glasses. 731 00:44:37,374 --> 00:44:39,808 So, do we get to see the wizard now? 732 00:44:39,877 --> 00:44:42,812 Oh, well, if you want to be the next big thing, 733 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,246 you've got to look the part. 734 00:44:45,315 --> 00:44:49,775 Welcome to Emerald City's Magical Makeover Machine. 735 00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:51,753 Oh, wow. 736 00:44:51,822 --> 00:44:54,416 - You want me to go in there? - Absolutely. 737 00:44:54,491 --> 00:44:58,393 - No way, you just fried that guy's head off. 738 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,960 Well, you can't go see the wizard looking like that. 739 00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:08,198 - l mean, what is that, a tablecloth? - Check. 740 00:45:14,978 --> 00:45:17,913 Fine. l'll get in your makeover machine. 741 00:45:21,485 --> 00:45:23,646 She's in. 742 00:45:26,690 --> 00:45:29,386 Hey! What is that? 743 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:31,587 Ow! 744 00:45:32,196 --> 00:45:33,663 Hey! 745 00:45:40,637 --> 00:45:44,403 - This is cool. l can work with this. - Look! You've been reborn! 746 00:45:44,475 --> 00:45:47,876 - Correction, you've been Osbourne! 747 00:45:47,945 --> 00:45:50,379 - Good one. - So, what do you guys think? 748 00:45:50,447 --> 00:45:53,473 - Uh, well... lt's really nice. - lt's nice. 749 00:45:53,617 --> 00:45:55,141 - Different. - Sí. sí. 750 00:45:55,219 --> 00:45:59,178 But you know, this is the Kelly Osbourne thing l think that you're doing, 751 00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:04,023 but l think we all thought you were going for more of the hot and sexy Ashanti thing. 752 00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:06,995 - Ashanti. - Ashanti, yeah. 753 00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:10,056 Fine. l'll get back in your stupid machine. 754 00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:28,408 Oh! 755 00:46:28,485 --> 00:46:31,420 - Now you're talking, baby! - Beautiful! 756 00:46:31,488 --> 00:46:35,015 - What do you think? - Oh, my! 757 00:46:37,327 --> 00:46:39,625 She's ready to see the wizard now. 758 00:46:39,696 --> 00:46:41,823 Come on! Follow me! Come on! 759 00:46:41,899 --> 00:46:45,164 - All right. - OK. Walk this way. Come on. 760 00:46:45,235 --> 00:46:46,930 - Fabulous. - Wow. 761 00:46:47,004 --> 00:46:49,404 Who are those who seek an audience 762 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:52,203 with the all-powerful Wizard of Oz? 763 00:46:52,276 --> 00:46:54,642 First. bring in the lion. 764 00:46:54,711 --> 00:46:57,771 - The lion? - Wait. Stop. Hold on. 765 00:46:57,848 --> 00:47:01,579 Wait, wait, wait! You heard him, Lion. You gotta go in first now. 766 00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:19,262 lt's gonna be OK. lt's gonna be OK. 767 00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:26,199 A wave of relaxation is flowing throughout your body. 768 00:47:26,276 --> 00:47:29,404 A feeling of peace and... 769 00:47:30,314 --> 00:47:32,373 Don't wet the floor! Don't wet the floor! 770 00:47:32,449 --> 00:47:36,078 - Scooter, is there a bathroom? 771 00:47:36,153 --> 00:47:38,144 Scooter? 772 00:47:48,332 --> 00:47:51,631 l am Oz, the great and terrible. 773 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:55,502 Who are you, and why do you seek me? 774 00:47:55,572 --> 00:47:57,039 l... l... 775 00:47:57,107 --> 00:47:59,701 l wanna be a stand-up comedian. 776 00:47:59,776 --> 00:48:02,176 - Really? - Yes, sir. 777 00:48:02,246 --> 00:48:04,874 Well, then, tell me a joke. 778 00:48:04,948 --> 00:48:08,384 No, l-l-l can't do that. l... l... 779 00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:11,785 l have stage fright. l kind of lack courage in general, actually. 780 00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:15,518 - Tell me a joke now! 781 00:48:15,592 --> 00:48:18,390 Why did the Wicked Witch throw a clock out the window to see time fly? 782 00:48:18,462 --> 00:48:21,556 No, wait. Stop. l mean, when the witch had a clock and she threw it... 783 00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:24,863 Wacka, wacka! 784 00:48:28,105 --> 00:48:29,094 Next. 785 00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:42,215 l am Oz, the great and terrible. 786 00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:43,878 - What do you want? 787 00:48:43,954 --> 00:48:46,149 Hi, there, Mr. Oz. Um... 788 00:48:46,223 --> 00:48:50,057 Are you, by chance, any relation to Frank Oz? 789 00:48:52,329 --> 00:48:55,594 l'll, uh, l'll take that as a no. Uh... 790 00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:59,693 Well, l'm here because l wanna ask you for a... l, uh... 791 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:02,534 - Hurry up, brainless. - Oh! Oh! 792 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,904 Yes, yes. A brain. That's right, a brain. 793 00:49:04,975 --> 00:49:07,466 l'd really love to have a brain. Uh... 794 00:49:08,812 --> 00:49:12,407 For my head. You know, the old noggin. 795 00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:14,382 You're fired. 796 00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:22,881 Next. 797 00:49:28,732 --> 00:49:32,190 Well, hello. What is it you're looking for, 798 00:49:32,269 --> 00:49:36,535 tin, dark and handsome? 799 00:49:37,207 --> 00:49:41,268 - Actually, l'm here looking for a heart. - Oh, a heart. 800 00:49:48,552 --> 00:49:51,544 Are you sure there isn't anything else l can do you for? 801 00:49:51,621 --> 00:49:54,089 No, no, no. You see, l already have a girlfriend. 802 00:49:54,157 --> 00:49:57,752 - She's a chicken. - Oh, a chicken, eh? 803 00:49:57,828 --> 00:49:59,625 Yeah. 804 00:49:59,696 --> 00:50:05,191 - Well, does she have a big beak like this? - How did you know? 805 00:50:05,268 --> 00:50:10,296 And does she have huge floppy wings like this? 806 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:15,573 Look at the size of those wings. No, no, no, no, no. l'm not here for that. 807 00:50:15,645 --> 00:50:16,771 Um... uh... 808 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:20,715 - l've just come here to get a heart... 809 00:50:23,653 --> 00:50:25,951 Whoo! ls it hot in here, or is it just me? 810 00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:29,015 Next! 811 00:50:35,098 --> 00:50:37,225 Bye-bye. 812 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:41,327 That's it! What are you doing with my fri...? Whoa. 813 00:50:41,405 --> 00:50:44,966 What? No hello? Ooh! 814 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:48,637 Aren't you the little girl who wanted to be a big star? 815 00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:52,204 Yeah. l heard that you were all-great and powerful, 816 00:50:52,282 --> 00:50:55,251 and l came all this way and l was kind of sort of hoping... 817 00:50:55,318 --> 00:50:57,752 Blah-dee-blah. Let's just cut to the chase. 818 00:50:57,821 --> 00:51:00,346 l am prepared to give you all your heart desires - 819 00:51:00,424 --> 00:51:03,484 fame, hit records, 820 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:08,827 and a tabloid story linking you romantically to the famous person of your choice. 821 00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:11,993 Really? Oh, God. So, what do l gotta do? 822 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:14,697 Oh, nothing, really. 823 00:51:14,771 --> 00:51:21,142 Just bring me the Wicked Witch of the West's magic eye! 824 00:51:21,211 --> 00:51:24,578 Eye, eye... 825 00:51:24,648 --> 00:51:26,206 l'm sorry, the what? 826 00:51:26,283 --> 00:51:29,912 The Wicked Witch of the West's magic eye! 827 00:51:29,986 --> 00:51:31,749 Eye... 828 00:51:33,223 --> 00:51:35,555 OK, the Wicked Witch of the West has this magic eye 829 00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:37,490 that gives her the power to see all in Oz. 830 00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:39,756 lf you cross the mountains of death, 831 00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:42,856 remove her eye and bring it back to me, 832 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:47,734 your wildest dreams shall come true. 833 00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:51,832 - What about my friends? - Brains, hearts, courage - done! 834 00:51:51,908 --> 00:51:53,398 lf you bring me the eye. 835 00:51:53,477 --> 00:51:56,913 Jeez, you need anything else while we're there? A kidney or... 836 00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:58,777 Silence! 837 00:51:59,649 --> 00:52:01,947 That's the deal on the table. 838 00:52:02,018 --> 00:52:05,715 Now be gone from my sight! 839 00:52:10,527 --> 00:52:13,360 Ooh. Ooh. 840 00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:15,796 Uh... 841 00:52:15,866 --> 00:52:16,833 Um... 842 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:18,993 This is embarrassing. 843 00:52:19,069 --> 00:52:20,229 Um... 844 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:23,568 Would you mind, um... 845 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,438 jumping? 846 00:52:27,677 --> 00:52:28,939 Uh... 847 00:52:29,012 --> 00:52:31,446 - ln there? - Yeah. 848 00:52:31,515 --> 00:52:33,745 lf you wouldn't mind. 849 00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:36,479 l guess. 850 00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:44,651 Excuse me. Are you busy? l thought she'd never leave, OK. 851 00:52:44,728 --> 00:52:48,789 So for me, l would like a date with JLo, of course. 852 00:52:48,865 --> 00:52:52,096 Nothing too serious. Maybe a little something between marriages. 853 00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:00,503 - Do you guys hear something? - Santa Maria! 854 00:53:04,881 --> 00:53:07,441 - Oh, dear. - Oh, gracias. gracias. 855 00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:12,580 Hey, good news, everyone. The wizard is going to grant all our wishes, OK! 856 00:53:12,656 --> 00:53:14,487 - Yes! - Yes! 857 00:53:14,558 --> 00:53:16,788 - Yes, that's great! - l think l should tell 'em... 858 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:19,954 And all we have to do is cross the mountains of death, 859 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:23,431 poke out the Wicked Witch's eye and give it to the wizard! 860 00:53:29,072 --> 00:53:31,438 lt could happen. 861 00:53:34,244 --> 00:53:38,943 Stupid wizard. Make us climb the stupid mountains to find the stupid witch. 862 00:53:39,015 --> 00:53:42,678 Yeah! And l was very clear about being a cowardly lion. 863 00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:44,310 Mm-hm. 864 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:48,448 l didn't know l'd have to do something like this to become a famous singer. 865 00:53:48,525 --> 00:53:52,256 l'm starting to think maybe being a star isn't all it's cracked up to be. 866 00:53:52,329 --> 00:53:57,596 Wait a second. Dorothy, you know you'll always be a star with us, right? 867 00:53:57,667 --> 00:54:01,364 Thanks. l never thought l'd say it, Scarecrow, 868 00:54:01,438 --> 00:54:05,101 but Kansas never looked so good. 869 00:54:05,175 --> 00:54:07,973 - l miss home. l miss my family. 870 00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:10,638 OK, OK. Boo-hoo, boo-hoo, OK. 871 00:54:10,714 --> 00:54:14,946 l live in a stinking algae-covered fishbowl in a trailer park, OK. 872 00:54:15,018 --> 00:54:19,512 We're going to poke the witch in the eye. End of story. 873 00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:22,956 Wah, wah, wah. Poor me, poor me. You guys are pathetic, OK. 874 00:54:25,128 --> 00:54:26,823 Let's talk about something else, OK? 875 00:54:26,896 --> 00:54:29,831 'Cause there's an amazing coincidence happening here. 876 00:54:29,899 --> 00:54:33,460 lt's incredible, really. When you think about it, it blows the mind. 877 00:54:33,536 --> 00:54:38,735 Kansas - '80s band. Toto - '80s band. We're on a ''Journey'' - '80s band. 878 00:54:38,808 --> 00:54:41,641 What have we here? lntruders? 879 00:54:41,711 --> 00:54:46,739 ... '80s band. Oh. and when we see the witch - ''Wham!'' '80s band. OK. 880 00:54:46,816 --> 00:54:49,979 And what's this? l can't believe my own evil eye! 881 00:54:50,053 --> 00:54:54,422 How did she get the silver shoes? l'm next in line to have 'em. 882 00:54:54,491 --> 00:54:56,857 Sal... 883 00:54:56,926 --> 00:55:00,760 Stupid dog. Sal, you gotta be kidding me. You're not done yet? 884 00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:04,561 l'm sorry. Why can't we just use regular water? 885 00:55:06,736 --> 00:55:10,228 All you need to know is that the witch's delicate diva pigskin 886 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,104 can only handle the nice bottled stuff. 887 00:55:12,175 --> 00:55:15,144 And, confidentially, it ain't helping her. 888 00:55:15,211 --> 00:55:16,769 - OK. 889 00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:21,882 Oh, hiya, sweetheart. l just finished your bottled-water bath. 890 00:55:21,951 --> 00:55:25,478 Cancel it. Change of plans. l've just discovered some new talent 891 00:55:25,555 --> 00:55:27,682 and it's right in our own backyard. 892 00:55:27,757 --> 00:55:30,624 lsn't that right, poo-poo kiss? 893 00:55:30,694 --> 00:55:34,687 That's wonderful. Hey, maybe you two could sing a duet. Hm? 894 00:55:34,764 --> 00:55:36,595 - A do what? - A do what? 895 00:55:36,666 --> 00:55:41,069 What are you talking about, duets? She flies solo, Sal. Right, sugar patch? 896 00:55:41,137 --> 00:55:45,335 lf l want those silver shoes, l'll have to pry 'em off her cold, dead carcass. 897 00:55:46,509 --> 00:55:50,411 What's that? You want one of her bones when l'm done with her? 898 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:55,508 Oh, yes, of course, dear. Yes! Bring me the magic silver whistle. 899 00:55:55,585 --> 00:55:59,919 The man-eating wolves are going to have an early supper tonight. 900 00:56:04,994 --> 00:56:10,796 Pardon me, please. Yeah. The, uh... the man-eating wolves are on a, um ... 901 00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:12,698 ski vacation. 902 00:56:12,769 --> 00:56:14,168 Oh. 903 00:56:14,237 --> 00:56:17,331 Well, then bring me the magic trumpet of death. 904 00:56:17,407 --> 00:56:20,865 l will send in the crows of despair instead. 905 00:56:22,612 --> 00:56:25,979 The crows of despair are at a wedding. 906 00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:28,040 - Yeah. - Huh? 907 00:56:28,118 --> 00:56:30,143 - Angry bees? - Stomach flu. 908 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,812 - Vicious squirrels? - lt's nut season. 909 00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:34,550 - Blood-thirsty cockatoos? - Religious holiday. 910 00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:40,219 All right. Bring me my enchanted biker cap... again! 911 00:56:42,432 --> 00:56:43,831 Round up the flying monkeys. 912 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:48,530 There's only room for one diva in Oz, and that's moi! 913 00:56:53,977 --> 00:56:55,274 Hah. 914 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:59,849 All right, guys, quit shoving. Front and center. 915 00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:05,347 The flying monkeys are ready to go, boss. 916 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:11,383 Fabulous. l want the girl caught and captured. lf she resists... destroy her. 917 00:57:11,461 --> 00:57:14,692 - Really? Knock off a girl? 918 00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:18,564 l-l-l'm sorry. What do you see on my head? 919 00:57:18,635 --> 00:57:21,365 Enchanted biker cap. 920 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,429 And what does it mean? 921 00:57:23,506 --> 00:57:26,566 Your wish is our command. 922 00:57:26,643 --> 00:57:31,273 Good. And gas up my ride, too. l wanna make sure you knot-heads don't screw up. 923 00:57:31,347 --> 00:57:34,475 All right, you mugs. Come on, let's go! 924 00:57:57,207 --> 00:57:59,641 The witch! 925 00:58:09,152 --> 00:58:11,586 Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down! 926 00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:13,645 Back it up. 927 00:58:26,536 --> 00:58:31,098 Well, well, well. Looks like someone forgot to take out the trash. 928 00:58:31,174 --> 00:58:34,507 Trash? Pretty big talk coming from a hog on a hog. 929 00:58:41,851 --> 00:58:46,515 Ha ha ha. Oh, so clever. Such wit. l know your type, missy. 930 00:58:46,589 --> 00:58:49,752 You sweet young things come in with stars in your eyes, 931 00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:52,351 ready to show the world what you've got. 932 00:58:52,428 --> 00:58:55,761 Well, now it's time to clear the stage for the real talent, 933 00:58:55,832 --> 00:59:00,064 'cause the diva gig's a killer... and so am l. 934 00:59:00,136 --> 00:59:02,604 Hey, you can't talk to my friend like that. 935 00:59:02,672 --> 00:59:05,004 Oh, yeah? And who's gonna stop me? 936 00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:07,369 Um... 937 00:59:09,579 --> 00:59:11,945 - He will. - Uh... 938 00:59:12,015 --> 00:59:14,347 Boo! 939 00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:18,353 - lt never really worked on the crows either. - Capture the girl and the fur ball. 940 00:59:18,421 --> 00:59:20,480 l'm in the mood for lion nuggets. 941 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:23,993 As for the others - shred 'em to pieces. 942 00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:28,520 - But why? They've done nothing to you. - Why, you ask? Why? 943 00:59:28,598 --> 00:59:31,192 l'll tell you why, in a song. 944 00:59:31,267 --> 00:59:33,258 Hit it! 945 00:59:35,805 --> 00:59:37,363 Um... 946 00:59:38,174 --> 00:59:39,163 Hm. 947 00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:42,541 - Nice digs. - You're late! 948 00:59:42,612 --> 00:59:45,775 You know, like, not everyone has groovy flying motorbikes, OK? 949 00:59:45,848 --> 00:59:47,213 Not my problem. 950 00:59:47,283 --> 00:59:51,276 Yeah, we've been driving the same lousy bus since 1 (& 8. 951 00:59:51,354 --> 00:59:53,515 - We'll talk about it later! - l... 952 00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:56,155 Later! 953 00:59:59,062 --> 01:00:00,154 Ah! 954 01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:08,563 - Get, get, get! - Sorry! 955 01:00:15,011 --> 01:00:17,172 - Ready! - Hit it! 956 01:00:18,481 --> 01:00:22,144 * Maybe l need to spell it out, Dorothy Gale 957 01:00:22,218 --> 01:00:26,120 * This is my show, sorry, you fail 958 01:00:26,189 --> 01:00:29,625 * There's only room for one rock goddess in Oz 959 01:00:29,692 --> 01:00:33,628 * You've lost your bloom, poor thing, already a ''was'' 960 01:00:34,697 --> 01:00:38,656 * Pay attention, listen to moi 961 01:00:38,735 --> 01:00:41,602 * This TV special is mine, comme ca? 962 01:00:41,671 --> 01:00:46,005 * So you can leave the silver shoes at the door 963 01:00:46,075 --> 01:00:49,511 - * 'Cause the diva's got the floor - Look out! 964 01:00:49,579 --> 01:00:52,548 * The witch is in the house 965 01:00:52,715 --> 01:00:55,616 - The witch is in the house 966 01:00:55,685 --> 01:00:59,416 * She's hot, the witch is in the house 967 01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:02,481 * This is my scene, this is my set 968 01:01:03,726 --> 01:01:06,661 * l may be gorgeous but l'm bad as they get 969 01:01:06,729 --> 01:01:07,491 * She's hot 970 01:01:07,563 --> 01:01:11,226 * You better run 'cause you ain't seen nothing yet 971 01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:12,392 * Watch out 972 01:01:12,468 --> 01:01:15,130 * The witch is in the house 973 01:01:16,706 --> 01:01:20,267 * Remember, missy, the eye sees all 974 01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:23,312 * Time to get down on your knees and crawl 975 01:01:23,379 --> 01:01:25,404 * You better stop 976 01:01:25,481 --> 01:01:27,972 * You're gonna scream and shout 977 01:01:28,051 --> 01:01:31,248 * 'Cause mama's gonna knock you out 978 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,754 * The witch is in the house 979 01:01:34,424 --> 01:01:38,554 - The witch is in the house 980 01:01:38,628 --> 01:01:41,119 * The witch is in the house 981 01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:44,689 * l don't forgive, l never forget 982 01:01:45,468 --> 01:01:49,461 * Think you can drop another house on my head? 983 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:52,633 * You're gonna wish that you were already dead 984 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,142 * Watch out 985 01:01:54,210 --> 01:01:56,678 * The witch is in the house 986 01:01:59,282 --> 01:02:03,548 * On a good day l'll have you begging for mercy 987 01:02:03,619 --> 01:02:04,916 * Mercy me 988 01:02:04,987 --> 01:02:07,478 And let me tell ya, when she comes home at night... Oh, excuse me. 989 01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:11,288 * On a bad day l'll make you wish you were never born 990 01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:14,591 * As l insult your wardrobe, causing you such pain and humiliation 991 01:02:14,664 --> 01:02:16,894 * That you scream from the depth of your soul 992 01:02:16,966 --> 01:02:18,797 - * As your eyes roll back into your head - Eyes! 993 01:02:18,868 --> 01:02:21,701 * And your toenails carve grooves into my ltalian marble floor 994 01:02:21,771 --> 01:02:24,262 - Marble! 995 01:02:24,340 --> 01:02:26,365 - But l digress. - Digress. 996 01:02:26,442 --> 01:02:28,842 Two, three, four! Get 'em, boys! 997 01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:31,505 Come to Papa. 998 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,748 l'll stop 'em. 999 01:02:54,337 --> 01:02:56,737 * Eye, eye, eye, eye, eye 1000 01:02:56,806 --> 01:02:58,205 * The eye, oh, no 1001 01:02:58,274 --> 01:02:59,969 * The eye, eye, eye, eye 1002 01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:01,407 * The eye sees all 1003 01:03:01,477 --> 01:03:03,240 * The eye, eye, eye, eye 1004 01:03:03,312 --> 01:03:06,406 * Here comes the eye 1005 01:03:06,482 --> 01:03:09,280 * The witch is in the house 1006 01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:12,046 * The witch is in the house 1007 01:03:12,121 --> 01:03:14,055 - The witch is in the house 1008 01:03:14,123 --> 01:03:17,524 * Now give it up, l'm taking the shoes 1009 01:03:17,593 --> 01:03:20,118 * Audition's over and this time you lose 1010 01:03:20,196 --> 01:03:23,723 * Look for all the gory details on the ten o'clock news 1011 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:24,732 * Watch out 1012 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:27,065 * The witch is in the house 1013 01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:30,264 Watch out! The witch is in the house. 1014 01:03:38,314 --> 01:03:41,147 Hey! l can't see! 1015 01:03:41,551 --> 01:03:44,782 l'm going to hyperventilate, OK. l can't even see, OK. 1016 01:03:44,854 --> 01:03:47,414 l'm going to hyperventilate. 1017 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:56,064 Whoo-hoo! Nice meeting ya, fellas! Too bad you went to pieces on us! 1018 01:04:14,550 --> 01:04:16,518 Sal, let's go, let's go. Come on. Time is money, huh? 1019 01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:20,113 We're on the air in three, two... 1020 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:26,253 Bonjour! Witch of the West coming at you from my lair of evil. 1021 01:04:26,329 --> 01:04:29,298 Good news, fans. ln order to keep up with the Joneses, 1022 01:04:29,365 --> 01:04:33,563 l've decided to lend my talent to reality television. 1023 01:04:33,636 --> 01:04:38,539 Today, you'll see me do my hair, take my daily bottled-water bath, 1024 01:04:38,608 --> 01:04:41,042 and as an added bonus... 1025 01:04:43,813 --> 01:04:49,308 l'll try on some awesome footwear that will help me totally rule all of Oz. 1026 01:04:49,385 --> 01:04:53,481 - l'm never giving you my shoes, Witch! - We'll see about that, won't we? 1027 01:04:59,996 --> 01:05:03,295 Why me? l don't have the magic shoes! Why me? 1028 01:05:05,234 --> 01:05:07,600 So, Dorothy, 1029 01:05:07,670 --> 01:05:13,734 any last words before suffering the agony of ''de-feat''? 1030 01:05:13,809 --> 01:05:16,505 Wait, wait! Hold that! Wait, that's a great pun, honey. 1031 01:05:18,314 --> 01:05:20,509 Ow! Ow! 1032 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:24,747 - Why are you poking me? - We're tenderizing you so you taste better! 1033 01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:27,311 - Oh, well, then... 1034 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,991 - He screamed good that time. - Are you sure you want to eat me? 1035 01:05:34,063 --> 01:05:36,122 After all, l am a stand-up comic. 1036 01:05:36,198 --> 01:05:37,995 - So? - So? 1037 01:05:38,067 --> 01:05:40,729 You should never eat the comedian. They taste funny. 1038 01:05:40,803 --> 01:05:41,963 Ha! 1039 01:05:42,038 --> 01:05:46,372 - Was that supposed to be a joke? - Yes. 1040 01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:49,673 But seriously, it must be tough being a flying monkey, right? 1041 01:05:49,745 --> 01:05:52,543 Hey, you know why your motorbikes won't stand up on their own? 1042 01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:55,743 They're two-tired! Wacka, wacka! 1043 01:06:00,389 --> 01:06:03,358 The motorbike has two tires! 1044 01:06:03,426 --> 01:06:06,293 Two tires! 1045 01:06:06,362 --> 01:06:09,297 lt's funny on many levels. 1046 01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:19,703 Dorothy. 1047 01:06:19,775 --> 01:06:24,075 Before l die, just once, l want to hear a woman say she loves me, OK? 1048 01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:25,704 Oh, Toto. 1049 01:06:25,781 --> 01:06:29,114 That's so sweet. Of course l love you. 1050 01:06:29,185 --> 01:06:30,117 Uh... 1051 01:06:30,186 --> 01:06:32,882 Look, Dorothy, l'm flattered, OK. 1052 01:06:32,955 --> 01:06:36,755 But l can't commit myself to just one womens, OK. l hope we can still be friends. 1053 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:38,555 - But you just told me to tell you... - Sí, sí, sí. 1054 01:06:38,627 --> 01:06:40,822 l know you're feeling hurt. l understand. 1055 01:06:40,896 --> 01:06:43,364 But time and a razor-sharp blade cutting into your leg 1056 01:06:43,432 --> 01:06:45,764 will help you forget all about me, OK. 1057 01:06:49,638 --> 01:06:53,506 Oh, the womens. Oh, the razor blades. 1058 01:07:00,116 --> 01:07:03,643 - Who here likes comedy magic tricks? - Oh, l do! 1059 01:07:03,719 --> 01:07:05,311 OK! 1060 01:07:05,388 --> 01:07:07,549 l will need some keys. 1061 01:07:07,623 --> 01:07:11,150 Like those used to open cages. 1062 01:07:11,227 --> 01:07:13,661 Who's got the keys? Sweetums has the keys. 1063 01:07:13,729 --> 01:07:16,664 Will these keys do for your comedy magic act? 1064 01:07:16,732 --> 01:07:19,963 - Ah, they're perfect! Thank you! - You're welcome. 1065 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:24,166 OK, now everybody close your eyes and put your hands on the floor. 1066 01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:32,438 Now, say the magic words, ''owah tafoo lyam,'' four times. 1067 01:07:32,515 --> 01:07:36,349 Owah tafoo lyam. 1068 01:07:36,419 --> 01:07:39,980 Owah tafoo lyam. 1069 01:07:40,222 --> 01:07:43,419 Owah tafoo lyam. 1070 01:07:43,659 --> 01:07:47,026 Owah tafoo lyam. 1071 01:07:51,467 --> 01:07:52,957 - He's gone! - He's gone! 1072 01:07:53,035 --> 01:07:55,196 - That's comedy and magic! - Yeah! 1073 01:07:59,241 --> 01:08:01,869 OK, big dramatic ending, babe. Here it comes. 1074 01:08:01,944 --> 01:08:03,844 Wait for it. 1075 01:08:05,381 --> 01:08:09,943 - Hey, what are you doing, Johnny? - Hm? Oh, l just got this jacket cleaned. 1076 01:08:10,019 --> 01:08:12,453 OK. 1077 01:08:12,521 --> 01:08:15,285 - l'll save you! - Lion! 1078 01:08:15,357 --> 01:08:16,790 - Whoa! - Oh, gosh. 1079 01:08:16,859 --> 01:08:19,657 - Don't just stand there, get him! - l am getting him. 1080 01:08:19,728 --> 01:08:22,094 ln a nice wide shot with you in the foreground. 1081 01:08:22,164 --> 01:08:23,062 Oh, good. Nice. 1082 01:08:23,132 --> 01:08:24,497 Hi, Mom! 1083 01:08:24,567 --> 01:08:26,899 Excuse me, could l trouble you to kill someone for me? 1084 01:08:26,969 --> 01:08:28,960 - OK. - Thank you. 1085 01:08:37,713 --> 01:08:39,544 Whoa! 1086 01:08:41,016 --> 01:08:44,213 * Calling all Munchkins, let's do lunchkins, uh... 1087 01:08:44,286 --> 01:08:46,447 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on come on. 1088 01:08:46,522 --> 01:08:49,923 - What took you so long? - Oh, ow! Oh! 1089 01:08:51,427 --> 01:08:53,793 lt's hot. Let's get this. 1090 01:08:55,364 --> 01:08:58,026 - That tickled. Take that. - You're ticklish? 1091 01:08:58,100 --> 01:09:02,298 - The big lug's ticklish! 1092 01:09:03,038 --> 01:09:05,006 Tickle, tickle, tickle! 1093 01:09:05,074 --> 01:09:07,838 All right, Alpha Team, Crustacean emancipation. 1094 01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:11,437 Delta Team, come with me. Disengage Dorothy. 1095 01:09:11,514 --> 01:09:14,506 All right, team leaders, isolate and secure these silver shoes. 1096 01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:16,642 No! 1097 01:09:16,719 --> 01:09:19,586 - You know, you're a pest. - Munchkin, actually. 1098 01:09:19,655 --> 01:09:21,953 And you know what l do to pests? 1099 01:09:22,024 --> 01:09:25,482 Well, you welcome us as part of an unconventional multispecies family? 1100 01:09:25,561 --> 01:09:29,156 l kill pests! Until they're dead! 1101 01:09:34,937 --> 01:09:37,269 Check it out. Your little show's about to be canceled. 1102 01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:42,072 All right, Gale. This ends now, once and for all. 1103 01:09:42,144 --> 01:09:43,771 - Bring it! - Let's go! 1104 01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:45,313 - lt's on! - l'm ready! 1105 01:09:45,381 --> 01:09:47,781 - Come with it. - l... 1106 01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:50,410 You... 1107 01:09:50,486 --> 01:09:52,852 l'm out. Let's just fight now. Hiiii... 1108 01:09:52,922 --> 01:09:56,380 Uh-oh. Somebody's gonna get witch-slapped. We're outta here, boys. 1109 01:09:56,458 --> 01:09:58,119 ...iii... 1110 01:09:58,227 --> 01:10:03,722 And then, just as Dorothy and the Wicked Witch charge at each other... Bam! 1111 01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:05,323 Blowout fight scene. 1112 01:10:05,401 --> 01:10:10,202 The gals whip out these huge samurai swords, 1113 01:10:10,272 --> 01:10:13,571 and they just tear it up. 1114 01:10:13,642 --> 01:10:15,974 - l'm talking kung fu! 1115 01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:19,014 l'm talking walking on walls! 1116 01:10:19,081 --> 01:10:21,982 l'm talking explosions everywhere! 1117 01:10:24,587 --> 01:10:27,283 l'm talking Oz in flames! 1118 01:10:27,356 --> 01:10:30,814 Burn, baby, burn! 1119 01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:33,054 - You digging it? - Uh... Yeah... 1120 01:10:33,128 --> 01:10:35,653 That sounds a bit violent for a family film. 1121 01:10:35,731 --> 01:10:38,097 OK. Cool, cool. OK. 1122 01:10:38,167 --> 01:10:41,534 We pull back on the fight scene. 1123 01:10:41,604 --> 01:10:46,064 - No explosions, no ''burn, baby, burn.'' - Mm-hm. 1124 01:10:46,141 --> 01:10:49,008 - All right, you know, less kung fu. - Yeah, yeah. 1125 01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:51,774 But instead, what we have - are you ready? 1126 01:10:51,847 --> 01:10:53,314 - You ready? - Yeah. 1127 01:10:53,382 --> 01:10:55,043 - Morphing. - Morphing? 1128 01:10:55,117 --> 01:10:58,109 Morphing. Crazy morphing! 1129 01:10:58,187 --> 01:11:02,351 We're talking Piggy transforming into Gonzo. 1130 01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:05,518 Mutating into Scooter. 1131 01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:09,860 Scooter turning into a big, busty vampire vixen 1132 01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:15,268 who explodes in a sea of crimson blood! 1133 01:11:15,337 --> 01:11:17,737 All done in the classic Japanese anime style, you know, like, for the kids. 1134 01:11:17,806 --> 01:11:21,537 l... yeah. Sounds... expensive. 1135 01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,771 OK, OK. Uh... 1136 01:11:23,846 --> 01:11:26,872 Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. 1137 01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:30,385 l can work with this, don't worry. Think, think... 1138 01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:32,647 l got it. 1139 01:11:32,721 --> 01:11:36,987 Dorothy - big, bad Dorothy - 1140 01:11:37,059 --> 01:11:39,084 goes to kick the Wicked Witch... 1141 01:11:39,161 --> 01:11:40,253 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 1142 01:11:40,329 --> 01:11:42,354 - You ready for this? Here it comes! - Yes, yes! 1143 01:11:42,431 --> 01:11:45,264 ...in the face! 1144 01:11:45,334 --> 01:11:49,100 - Oh, now, that we can afford! - Yes! 1145 01:11:49,171 --> 01:11:51,662 Hiiii... 1146 01:11:55,944 --> 01:11:58,469 ...ya! 1147 01:12:02,017 --> 01:12:04,781 Hii-ya to you, too! 1148 01:12:06,422 --> 01:12:09,118 That all you got? A bottled-water bath? 1149 01:12:09,191 --> 01:12:12,285 What's next, a deadly pedicure? 1150 01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:18,431 Why am l itching? What kind of water is this? 1151 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:19,558 Oh. Oh, l... 1152 01:12:19,635 --> 01:12:23,036 We most definitely filled it up with bottled water. Ain't that right, Sal? 1153 01:12:23,105 --> 01:12:26,734 Oh, yeah. Right, Johnny. 1 00 percent. Ain't that right, Angel Marie? 1154 01:12:26,809 --> 01:12:32,247 Oh, uh... well, when we ran out of that stuff, l topped her off with a hose. 1155 01:12:32,314 --> 01:12:35,579 What? l told you to use only bottled water! 1156 01:12:35,651 --> 01:12:37,778 - Oh, no! - Oopsy. 1157 01:12:37,853 --> 01:12:40,515 - What a horrible way to... - My bad. 1158 01:12:41,056 --> 01:12:45,891 l'm not melting. l'm getting skinny! Oh! l'm getting skinny! 1159 01:12:45,961 --> 01:12:47,189 * Ha ha ha ha ha! 1160 01:12:47,262 --> 01:12:49,696 l win! l win! 1161 01:12:49,765 --> 01:12:53,428 What? 1162 01:12:53,502 --> 01:12:55,231 Oh, nuts. 1163 01:12:55,304 --> 01:12:57,204 No! 1164 01:13:06,915 --> 01:13:08,007 Uh... 1165 01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:11,314 - Should l cut? - What? What? 1166 01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,878 Yeah, cut. Whoa! Hey! 1167 01:13:13,956 --> 01:13:17,483 Fabulous performance, darling. Fabulous! That's incredible! 1168 01:13:17,559 --> 01:13:21,655 What a performance. Unbelievable, ba... by. 1169 01:13:23,298 --> 01:13:24,959 Oh! 1170 01:13:25,033 --> 01:13:27,934 No, sugar patch, how could it be? 1171 01:13:28,003 --> 01:13:31,166 You were deathly allergic to tap water! 1172 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,333 Oh. 1173 01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:36,276 - l don't think she can hear you, Johnny... - l know she can't hear me! 1174 01:13:38,647 --> 01:13:43,277 No, no, baby. Don't look. D-d-d-don't look. Don't look. 1175 01:13:43,352 --> 01:13:45,980 - Mama melted. - What? 1176 01:13:47,756 --> 01:13:48,984 Ugh. 1177 01:13:49,057 --> 01:13:51,389 We must be strong. 1178 01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:54,224 Go to your happy place, you rotten little dog. 1179 01:13:55,597 --> 01:13:57,656 - What does she got there? - Got it! 1180 01:13:57,733 --> 01:13:59,963 Her magic eye! 1181 01:14:03,405 --> 01:14:05,464 - What happened? - Oh. 1182 01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:07,975 The witch is no longer in the house, OK? 1183 01:14:08,043 --> 01:14:10,534 She is down the drain. We melted her. 1184 01:14:14,650 --> 01:14:17,278 Wait, why are you guys hugging me? 1185 01:14:17,352 --> 01:14:19,479 You're her vile henchmen. 1186 01:14:19,555 --> 01:14:22,115 Vile? No. 1187 01:14:22,191 --> 01:14:26,025 We were just a gentle band of motorcycle enthusiasts 1188 01:14:26,094 --> 01:14:29,791 until the witch put us under an evil spell 1189 01:14:29,865 --> 01:14:34,768 and enslaved us with her... her enchanted biker cap. 1190 01:14:34,837 --> 01:14:39,399 Enchanted biker cap! 1191 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:43,775 Since you wasted her, this hat rightfully belongs to you. 1192 01:14:43,846 --> 01:14:48,681 Give her the hat. And now, we must obey any order you give us! 1193 01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:54,382 Yeah, like, you can have everyone spank me and call me names! 1194 01:14:56,825 --> 01:14:58,918 Or not. 1195 01:14:58,994 --> 01:15:01,428 First, we need to pick up some friends of mine. 1196 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:03,658 Yeah! 1197 01:15:05,033 --> 01:15:07,331 OK, here's how we get out of this place. 1198 01:15:07,402 --> 01:15:11,304 Quick, get me a soldering iron, a jar of flux and some corn chips. 1199 01:15:11,373 --> 01:15:15,241 Oh, no! Flying monkeys! Roll away, roll away! 1200 01:15:22,918 --> 01:15:25,045 Oh, Dorothy! Dorothy! 1201 01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:26,815 Thank goodness! 1202 01:15:26,889 --> 01:15:29,517 Dorothy! 1203 01:15:29,591 --> 01:15:31,491 You guys didn't think l'd forget you, did you? 1204 01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:32,925 - No, but what happened? - Yeah! 1205 01:15:32,995 --> 01:15:36,396 - lt would take too long to explain. - No, no, no. l explain, l explain. 1206 01:15:36,465 --> 01:15:38,660 What happened was, the witch, she decided... 1207 01:15:38,734 --> 01:15:41,032 Flying monkeys, put 'em back together. 1208 01:15:41,103 --> 01:15:43,469 Oh, great. 1209 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:50,171 - Ouch. 1210 01:15:50,245 --> 01:15:52,736 Hey, easy. OK... 1211 01:15:52,814 --> 01:15:55,146 - Thank you. - You're all backwards. 1212 01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:57,447 Gee, l can see my rear end! 1213 01:15:57,519 --> 01:16:01,080 - l must be working out, huh? 1214 01:16:01,156 --> 01:16:04,751 Flying monkeys, take us to Emerald City. We have an appointment with the wizard. 1215 01:16:08,297 --> 01:16:10,891 Come on, everybody! Come on! 1216 01:16:10,966 --> 01:16:13,696 What are you doing here so... alive? 1217 01:16:13,769 --> 01:16:15,498 With flying monkeys? 1218 01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:18,699 - We're here to see the wizard. - But you don't have an appointment. 1219 01:16:18,774 --> 01:16:20,708 - This is our appointment. - Yeah! 1220 01:16:20,776 --> 01:16:22,209 - No! - Come on, guys. 1221 01:16:22,277 --> 01:16:26,145 No, you can't! No! The wizard won't... No, you can't do that. 1222 01:16:26,214 --> 01:16:27,841 - You can't stop us now. - Ow! 1223 01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:30,077 - That's right, that's right! - Open the door! 1224 01:16:30,152 --> 01:16:32,347 Come on. Come on, guys. 1225 01:16:32,454 --> 01:16:34,115 Follow me. 1226 01:16:34,189 --> 01:16:37,556 We got the eye. We want what you prom... ised. 1227 01:16:39,795 --> 01:16:43,731 - This is what l was afraid of? - lt's not even green. 1228 01:16:43,799 --> 01:16:46,427 - What's going on? - Wait, stop. 1229 01:16:46,501 --> 01:16:52,872 Stop! You must wear the glasses or you will fry from the wizard's brilliance! 1230 01:16:52,941 --> 01:16:56,775 - Really? 'Cause... you're not frying. - Yeah. 1231 01:16:59,014 --> 01:17:01,812 Oh. Well, uh... um... 1232 01:17:01,883 --> 01:17:03,680 lt burns! Oh! 1233 01:17:03,752 --> 01:17:08,587 My face sizzles and cooks before your very eyes! 1234 01:17:08,657 --> 01:17:12,559 Oh, the horror! The horror! 1235 01:17:15,931 --> 01:17:17,057 - Huh? 1236 01:17:17,132 --> 01:17:18,759 Oh. 1237 01:17:18,834 --> 01:17:21,098 Um... Well... 1238 01:17:21,169 --> 01:17:24,502 l guess they're not buying it, Beakie. 1239 01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:27,474 So, we must away. 1240 01:17:27,542 --> 01:17:28,702 Toodle-oo. 1241 01:17:28,777 --> 01:17:33,578 I am Oz. the great and terrible! 1242 01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:35,879 Jeepers, fellas, the joint is haunted! 1243 01:17:35,951 --> 01:17:38,044 Yeah! Make like we're running away! 1244 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:41,351 - lt's OK! lt's all right! - Get back here. 1245 01:17:41,423 --> 01:17:43,914 Why do you seek me? 1246 01:17:43,992 --> 01:17:46,517 - Because we want what you promised! - Yeah! 1247 01:17:46,595 --> 01:17:49,689 Oh. dear me. This is sudden. Uh... 1248 01:17:49,765 --> 01:17:55,067 Come back tomorrow during normal business hours - 8.:30am and 5.:30pm. 1249 01:17:55,137 --> 01:17:57,401 - No way! You've had enough time already! - Yeah. 1250 01:17:57,472 --> 01:18:00,373 Sí. You better keep your promise or... 1251 01:18:00,442 --> 01:18:02,774 l'll go cyclone in here! 1252 01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:07,508 Hey! 1253 01:18:34,042 --> 01:18:35,634 We're done here! 1254 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,679 Uh... Yeah... 1255 01:18:37,746 --> 01:18:38,872 We can see you. 1256 01:18:38,947 --> 01:18:42,474 No. you can't! I'm invisible! 1257 01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:45,611 Stop. Seriously, you're embarrassing yourself. 1258 01:19:03,071 --> 01:19:04,800 Oh! 1259 01:19:04,873 --> 01:19:06,363 Oh, boy. 1260 01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:09,267 Hello. 1261 01:19:09,344 --> 01:19:12,142 So you're the wonderful Wizard of Oz? 1262 01:19:12,214 --> 01:19:14,512 l'm a little afraid of heights. Uh... 1263 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:16,949 - Hi, how are ya? Good to see ya. - Hi. 1264 01:19:17,018 --> 01:19:18,246 Well, so, uh... 1265 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:21,881 - l'm Francis Kornfine at y-your service. - Let me see this! 1266 01:19:21,957 --> 01:19:24,790 l'm sorry. lt says l'm from Hollywood, California. 1267 01:19:24,860 --> 01:19:27,385 And it says that l drive a tour bus. 1268 01:19:27,462 --> 01:19:29,828 l gotta tell you, this is more than a little disappointing. 1269 01:19:29,898 --> 01:19:34,528 So that's why you wanted the eye. You were afraid the Wicked Witch 1270 01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:37,470 would see you for what you really are - a big phony! 1271 01:19:37,539 --> 01:19:39,803 No, um... Yes. 1272 01:19:39,875 --> 01:19:42,400 Something... Well, something like that. 1273 01:19:42,477 --> 01:19:44,877 - You're a bad man. - No, l have to disagree. 1274 01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:48,211 l'm not a bad man. l'm... You know... But l'm a bad wizard. 1275 01:19:48,283 --> 01:19:51,912 l gotta tell ya, l-l never set out to trick anyone. 1276 01:19:51,987 --> 01:19:56,424 lt's just, l got here, and everybody, they just, they assumed that l had this thing. 1277 01:19:56,491 --> 01:19:59,619 That l was this all-powerful wizard. 1278 01:19:59,694 --> 01:20:01,889 - Why would they think that about you? - You know why? 1279 01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:05,194 - Because l-l-l could do this. 1280 01:20:05,267 --> 01:20:07,963 - Oh, my goodness! - Wow! 1281 01:20:08,036 --> 01:20:10,732 - Oh, do that again! Do that again! - lt's amazing! 1282 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:14,242 They're simple people but, oh, they're loving. 1283 01:20:14,309 --> 01:20:16,607 Did you ever tell anyone you weren't a wizard? 1284 01:20:16,678 --> 01:20:18,942 No! You know, one of the secrets of show business - 1285 01:20:19,014 --> 01:20:22,142 you gotta give them what they want, you know. 1286 01:20:22,217 --> 01:20:23,275 Then give us what we want! 1287 01:20:23,351 --> 01:20:28,220 Yeah, and explain how you turned into such a sexy chicken. 1288 01:20:28,290 --> 01:20:32,124 All right, all right. l'll do it. l'm not really a wizard, but l-l'll do it. 1289 01:20:32,194 --> 01:20:35,686 l'll give you - every one of you - what l, uh, promised. 1290 01:20:35,764 --> 01:20:39,097 Give me two hours. Two hours. 1291 01:20:40,735 --> 01:20:43,363 - She's coming out! - Dorothy! Dorothy! 1292 01:20:43,438 --> 01:20:47,340 - Dorothy! Over here! - Ooh, ooh, Dorothy! Dorothy! 1293 01:20:47,409 --> 01:20:50,071 - Would you sign my boomerang fish? - Sure. 1294 01:20:50,145 --> 01:20:52,170 He's your biggest fan! 1295 01:20:54,783 --> 01:20:57,946 - Wow! Thank you! - You're welcome. 1296 01:20:58,019 --> 01:21:00,146 l wish they could see this back in Kansas! 1297 01:21:00,222 --> 01:21:03,419 And here she comes - Emerald City's Dorothy Gale. 1298 01:21:03,491 --> 01:21:06,722 So, Dorothy, how does it feel to be the biggest star in Oz? 1299 01:21:06,795 --> 01:21:09,286 l don't know! l'm surprised everyone likes me so much. 1300 01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:11,195 They haven't even heard me sing! 1301 01:21:11,266 --> 01:21:14,827 You heard it. folks. Dorothy Gale. the biggest star in Oz. 1302 01:21:14,903 --> 01:21:16,894 Even though no one's ever heard her sing! 1303 01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:21,839 Dorothy! This way! 1304 01:21:21,910 --> 01:21:24,105 No, no, no. No, no, no. 1305 01:21:24,179 --> 01:21:26,477 No, listen, Eisner, baby. 1306 01:21:26,548 --> 01:21:30,541 lf you think we're going for that deal, you're out of your Mickey mind, OK? 1307 01:21:30,619 --> 01:21:33,486 l can't talk right now. l gotta run. l gotta run. l gotta run! 1308 01:21:40,195 --> 01:21:42,993 Ladies and gentleman - and unisex penguins - 1309 01:21:43,064 --> 01:21:47,160 live from Emerald City, it's the wonderful Wizard of Oz! 1310 01:21:51,473 --> 01:21:52,735 Ah. thank you. 1311 01:21:52,807 --> 01:21:55,503 Oh, this is so exciting! 1312 01:21:55,577 --> 01:21:59,980 Oh, thanks. Thank you. Please. Come on! 1313 01:22:00,048 --> 01:22:02,448 Thank you. Thank you. Listen... 1314 01:22:04,653 --> 01:22:07,747 l-l-l called you all together tonight, so... 1315 01:22:07,822 --> 01:22:12,418 so the good folks of Emerald City and Oz at large can... 1316 01:22:12,494 --> 01:22:15,952 finally know the truth. l... 1317 01:22:17,232 --> 01:22:20,201 - l am not who l appear to be. 1318 01:22:20,268 --> 01:22:25,570 You see, l'm just... an ordinary guy... from Hollywood. 1319 01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:31,272 That's a beautiful place where people keep their word and a deal is always honored. 1320 01:22:31,346 --> 01:22:32,643 Nah-uh. 1321 01:22:32,714 --> 01:22:35,842 You see, l made a promise to some brave folks, 1322 01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:39,045 and l want to keep that promise in front of everyone! 1323 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:41,315 So... 1324 01:22:41,389 --> 01:22:45,348 - your wizard is gonna grant some wishes! 1325 01:22:45,427 --> 01:22:48,157 - Come on. Come on! - Oh, l love wizards! 1326 01:22:48,229 --> 01:22:51,392 First of all, let's bring out... the lion. 1327 01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:04,138 Welcome, Mr. Lion. 1328 01:23:04,212 --> 01:23:08,205 - l-l believe you asked for some courage. - Yes. Yes, l did. 1329 01:23:08,283 --> 01:23:10,080 And-And courage you shall have. 1330 01:23:10,151 --> 01:23:15,453 This golden microphone of bravery will certainly end any debate 1331 01:23:15,523 --> 01:23:18,822 as to who's really the king of beasts. 1332 01:23:18,893 --> 01:23:20,861 There you go. Let me turn this on for you. 1333 01:23:20,929 --> 01:23:23,056 - Whoa! - Uh-huh. 1334 01:23:23,131 --> 01:23:26,532 Wow! l guess l do feel a little braver. 1335 01:23:26,601 --> 01:23:29,968 So, two ducks waddle into a bar. Bartender says... 1336 01:23:30,038 --> 01:23:31,767 - Get off. - That's not what he says. 1337 01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:35,241 - No, no, no. Get off. - Oh, that's me. Yeah. 1338 01:23:38,747 --> 01:23:42,114 And now, ladies and gentlemen... Tin Thing. 1339 01:23:47,722 --> 01:23:49,314 Now, Tin Thing, you asked for a heart, 1340 01:23:49,391 --> 01:23:53,760 and thanks to my clever scientists at the Emerald City labs, 1341 01:23:53,828 --> 01:23:56,797 - your chest... 1342 01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:59,163 ...will never be empty again. 1343 01:23:59,234 --> 01:24:00,326 - This won't hurt. 1344 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,732 Gosh! 1345 01:24:03,805 --> 01:24:06,205 This is... this is so nice! 1346 01:24:06,274 --> 01:24:11,769 What if there were someone to share that heart... with? 1347 01:24:11,846 --> 01:24:14,440 - Camilla! 1348 01:24:14,516 --> 01:24:17,974 Oh, my darling! l've missed you so much! 1349 01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:19,953 Aw! 1350 01:24:20,188 --> 01:24:21,985 Aw! 1351 01:24:22,657 --> 01:24:27,094 - Oh, dar... Look who's filled out! 1352 01:24:27,162 --> 01:24:29,995 l don't mean chubby. l mean in a nice... Would you excuse us? 1353 01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:31,692 - Yes, take it offstage. - Come on. 1354 01:24:33,568 --> 01:24:36,731 Let's not forget... the scarecrow. 1355 01:24:36,805 --> 01:24:39,706 - Oh! 1356 01:24:39,774 --> 01:24:41,935 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Scarecrow! 1357 01:24:42,010 --> 01:24:44,808 Well, Mr. Scarecrow, you've asked for nothing more than a brain. 1358 01:24:44,879 --> 01:24:45,538 Mm-hm. 1359 01:24:45,613 --> 01:24:49,606 Now, from this day forth, your knowledge shall know no bounds. 1360 01:24:49,684 --> 01:24:50,673 Oh. 1361 01:24:50,752 --> 01:24:54,381 But, um... to grant your wish, l have to take your head off. 1362 01:24:54,456 --> 01:24:56,686 - Uh... 1363 01:24:56,758 --> 01:24:58,316 Could l... could l think about it? 1364 01:24:58,393 --> 01:25:01,954 - No. You have no brains. - Oh. Good point. 1365 01:25:02,030 --> 01:25:04,965 - Bring in the brains. 1366 01:25:08,403 --> 01:25:10,200 - Thank you. 1367 01:25:10,271 --> 01:25:14,435 All right, quiet please. l need absolute... concentration. 1368 01:25:14,509 --> 01:25:16,602 - Sh, sh! - Quiet! Sh! 1369 01:25:17,078 --> 01:25:20,070 - Drum roll, please. 1370 01:25:20,148 --> 01:25:22,810 Uh... Huh... 1371 01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:32,191 What are you...? What are you...? Oh! 1372 01:25:36,431 --> 01:25:39,730 This is surreal! Or should l say, cereal? 1373 01:25:47,642 --> 01:25:49,940 And now you will be a great man. 1374 01:25:50,011 --> 01:25:53,913 For l have given you a lot of bran new brains! 1375 01:25:56,751 --> 01:25:59,311 - That's funny? - Excuse me. Excuse me. 1376 01:25:59,754 --> 01:26:02,780 - Oh, right down there, to the left. - Left. Thanks! 1377 01:26:02,857 --> 01:26:08,591 And finally, it's time for Oz's newest overnight sensation to sing. 1378 01:26:08,663 --> 01:26:13,566 My spotlight now belongs to Miss Dorothy Gale. 1379 01:26:16,571 --> 01:26:19,665 * lt's a good life 1380 01:26:19,741 --> 01:26:22,437 * A happy ending where you landed 1381 01:26:22,510 --> 01:26:25,604 * lt's a good life 1382 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:28,478 * Don't you love how it's turning out? 1383 01:26:28,883 --> 01:26:32,410 - * lt's a good life - Oh! 1384 01:26:32,487 --> 01:26:35,149 * See what happens when you take your chances 1385 01:26:35,223 --> 01:26:38,989 * lt's a good life 1386 01:26:39,060 --> 01:26:42,188 Stop! Stop the music. 1387 01:26:45,533 --> 01:26:48,400 l'm sorry, but this whole thing is a lie. 1388 01:26:48,469 --> 01:26:51,461 lt's no different than those fake green glasses in Emerald City! 1389 01:26:51,539 --> 01:26:55,134 - Or that applause machine. - Oh! Oh, oh... 1390 01:26:55,643 --> 01:27:00,512 You see, this wizard hasn't given you anything you didn't already have! 1391 01:27:00,582 --> 01:27:03,517 l've never had such a shiny microphone before. 1392 01:27:03,585 --> 01:27:06,383 The point is, wizard or no wizard, 1393 01:27:06,454 --> 01:27:10,686 you were already brave, kind and smart. 1394 01:27:10,758 --> 01:27:13,124 Well, gee, l didn't think l was thinking, 1395 01:27:13,194 --> 01:27:16,391 but, come to think of it, l think l was thinking. Ha. 1396 01:27:16,464 --> 01:27:20,298 - Makes you think. - OK, l'm... l'm really upset. 1397 01:27:20,368 --> 01:27:23,496 Dorothy, you say l-l didn't grant your wish. 1398 01:27:23,571 --> 01:27:27,837 But you're on television. Millions hang on your every word. 1399 01:27:27,909 --> 01:27:32,846 Yes, l control the programming and nothing else is on, but... you are famous, Dorothy. 1400 01:27:32,914 --> 01:27:38,477 You're a star. And that, l gotta say it, that's, uh... that's because of me. 1401 01:27:38,553 --> 01:27:41,681 You really want to grant my wish, Wizard? 1402 01:27:41,756 --> 01:27:46,193 Send me home, to Kansas, to my family. 1403 01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:49,128 Dorothy, you consider it done. 1404 01:27:49,197 --> 01:27:51,188 Really? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 1405 01:27:51,266 --> 01:27:54,565 l knew you couldn't be completely useless. When do we leave? 1406 01:27:54,636 --> 01:27:59,005 Well, um, actually, you have to visit the fourth witch, Glinda, 1407 01:27:59,073 --> 01:28:02,941 the Good Witch of the, um... of the South. 1408 01:28:03,411 --> 01:28:08,110 You gotta be kidding me! Another witch? Great. How do l find this one? 1409 01:28:08,182 --> 01:28:10,776 Sí. sí. What freaky land we got to visit now, guy? 1410 01:28:10,852 --> 01:28:13,719 Tomorrowland, Adventureland, Canada. 1411 01:28:13,788 --> 01:28:17,315 The wizard possesses a magic eye 1412 01:28:17,392 --> 01:28:20,987 to, uh... give us all the, uh, answer. 1413 01:28:21,062 --> 01:28:24,361 Dude, l know all about the magic eye. l gave it to you, remember? 1414 01:28:24,432 --> 01:28:26,662 Oh, yes. Ah! Well, there she is. 1415 01:28:26,734 --> 01:28:29,532 She's in Munchkinland. Can you see that? 1416 01:28:29,604 --> 01:28:32,300 She's... she's, uh... 1417 01:28:32,373 --> 01:28:35,137 She's visiting her sister, Tattypoo. 1418 01:28:35,209 --> 01:28:38,440 the Good Witch of the, um... North. 1419 01:28:40,248 --> 01:28:43,649 All right, guys. Back to Munchkinland. 1420 01:28:46,020 --> 01:28:48,011 - Oh, well. - OK. 1421 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:54,894 You're not so scary. Hmph! 1422 01:29:00,501 --> 01:29:04,301 Yeah, this is it. l definitely... This is Munchkinland. l've seen it in the postcards. 1423 01:29:04,372 --> 01:29:08,775 Welcome back, Dorothy. l'm glad to see your quest for fame was such a triumph. 1424 01:29:08,843 --> 01:29:12,279 You're now the most talked-about diva in all the land. 1425 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:16,408 l saw you on TV. TV! l saw her on TV! 1426 01:29:16,484 --> 01:29:18,748 - Yes, l know. - Yeah, yeah. 1427 01:29:18,820 --> 01:29:20,981 Excuse me, but where can l find your sister Glinda? 1428 01:29:21,055 --> 01:29:23,683 - Here's your cattuccino, Glinda. - Right here, dear. 1429 01:29:23,758 --> 01:29:26,784 - Where you goin'? - Shoo, shoo, shoo. 1430 01:29:26,861 --> 01:29:30,126 - Enchanté. - Oh! Mm. 1431 01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:34,066 And who is this sophisticated and distinguished gentleman? 1432 01:29:34,135 --> 01:29:38,196 - Well, my name is Toto. lt's a pleasure... - Not you. 1433 01:29:38,272 --> 01:29:40,001 How is it we've never met? 1434 01:29:40,074 --> 01:29:44,306 Well, l've spent a lot of time hanging around on the farm... literally. 1435 01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:46,313 Ah, good one! 1436 01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:48,781 - Thanks. - Ooh, how intriguing. 1437 01:29:48,850 --> 01:29:50,784 - l love agriculture. - Oh? 1438 01:29:50,852 --> 01:29:54,344 Plowing the fields, rolling in the hay... 1439 01:29:54,422 --> 01:29:59,860 Um, guys? Hate to interrupt, but the wizard said you can help me get home. 1440 01:29:59,927 --> 01:30:05,229 lt's true. Just say goodbye to your friends and... l will show you the way. 1441 01:30:06,534 --> 01:30:08,627 Well, guys. 1442 01:30:08,703 --> 01:30:11,399 - Guess this is goodbye. - Aw! 1443 01:30:11,472 --> 01:30:13,565 - We're really gonna miss you, darling. 1444 01:30:13,641 --> 01:30:14,630 - Yeah. - What? 1445 01:30:14,709 --> 01:30:16,802 You were the best boss we ever had. 1446 01:30:16,878 --> 01:30:20,439 l think it's time for you to be your own boss. 1447 01:30:21,783 --> 01:30:24,445 Oh, l don't believe you're gonna do it! 1448 01:30:29,924 --> 01:30:33,257 l'm sorry, l'm not following. The monkey gets the hat? 1449 01:30:33,327 --> 01:30:36,353 - The monkey gets the hat? - The monkey gets the hat. 1450 01:30:38,900 --> 01:30:39,924 Huh. 1451 01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:44,735 Looks like this is finally it. 1452 01:30:44,806 --> 01:30:47,434 We must be brave, Dorothy. 1453 01:30:48,676 --> 01:30:50,166 Oh, oh! 1454 01:30:53,714 --> 01:30:59,050 - Goodbyes always break my heart. - Aw. 1455 01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:01,315 l love you guys. 1456 01:31:01,389 --> 01:31:04,290 - l'll never forget you. - Oh. 1457 01:31:05,827 --> 01:31:08,022 l'll never forget you, either. 1458 01:31:14,402 --> 01:31:16,029 Toto, you sure... 1459 01:31:16,103 --> 01:31:21,097 No! Don't speak, my little Dorothita. 1460 01:31:21,175 --> 01:31:22,938 Just go! 1461 01:31:23,010 --> 01:31:25,774 Don't look back, OK? 1462 01:31:25,847 --> 01:31:30,147 Because if you do, l fear my tears would... 1463 01:31:30,218 --> 01:31:33,449 So, how do these things work, anyway? ls there a bus or something? 1464 01:31:33,521 --> 01:31:38,049 No, it's your shoes. They have the power to take you anywhere. 1465 01:31:38,125 --> 01:31:42,221 Really? Anywhere? Well, l wish someone would have told me this 1466 01:31:42,296 --> 01:31:46,062 before these magic shoes gave me these magic blisters. 1467 01:31:48,169 --> 01:31:51,570 What? Look, this is how things work in enchanted lands. 1468 01:31:51,639 --> 01:31:54,301 The thing you were looking for was there all along! Jeez! 1469 01:31:54,375 --> 01:31:56,275 Do you wanna get home or not? 1470 01:31:56,344 --> 01:31:58,312 Thanks, sis. 1471 01:31:58,379 --> 01:32:02,110 All you have to do is knock your heels together three times, 1472 01:32:02,183 --> 01:32:06,244 and command the shoes to take you wherever you wish to go. 1473 01:32:08,389 --> 01:32:11,449 l hope this works. 1474 01:32:12,126 --> 01:32:14,356 One, two, three! 1475 01:32:15,196 --> 01:32:17,756 Take me home to Aunt Em! 1476 01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:28,134 - Bye, Dorothy! - Yeah. We'll miss you. 1477 01:33:02,710 --> 01:33:05,679 Hey, need any help with the early-bird rush? 1478 01:33:05,746 --> 01:33:07,043 Dorothy! 1479 01:33:07,114 --> 01:33:09,378 You're alive. 1480 01:33:09,450 --> 01:33:13,443 Look at you! Man, when that twister hit and flew off with the house, 1481 01:33:13,521 --> 01:33:16,081 well, we thought that you were... 1482 01:33:16,157 --> 01:33:19,718 Well, where on earth have you been, Dorothy? 1483 01:33:19,794 --> 01:33:22,922 - And what are you wearing? - What's wrong with my clothes now? 1484 01:33:22,997 --> 01:33:24,897 Guess which refrigerator broke down when you were gone? The... 1485 01:33:24,966 --> 01:33:27,526 Don't worry, Uncle Henry. l don't want to fight. 1486 01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:30,503 l just want to say... you were right. 1487 01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:36,138 Wanting to be a big star made me forget what l really love about singing. 1488 01:33:36,210 --> 01:33:39,008 When you're doing it right, l mean really singing, 1489 01:33:39,080 --> 01:33:41,640 you don't notice where you are anyway. 1490 01:33:41,716 --> 01:33:44,708 l don't think l'm leaving Kansas for a while! 1491 01:33:44,785 --> 01:33:46,548 Well, somebody's going to be sorry to hear that. 1492 01:33:46,621 --> 01:33:48,418 He's been in here every day asking about you. 1493 01:33:48,489 --> 01:33:51,049 - And eatin' up all the flowers. - Mm-hm. 1494 01:33:51,125 --> 01:33:53,423 Mr. Kermit? 1495 01:33:53,494 --> 01:33:55,291 Oh, Miss Gale! 1496 01:33:55,363 --> 01:33:57,456 Oh, l'm so glad that you're all right! 1497 01:33:57,531 --> 01:34:00,864 Hey, we listened to your demo, and you're the best singer that we heard anywhere! 1498 01:34:00,935 --> 01:34:03,233 We're hoping you'll join our tour! 1499 01:34:03,304 --> 01:34:06,398 Oh, wow! l can't believe it! 1500 01:34:06,474 --> 01:34:09,443 But... l can't leave now. 1501 01:34:09,510 --> 01:34:12,274 l just got home with my family. 1502 01:34:12,346 --> 01:34:13,404 Oh. 1503 01:34:13,481 --> 01:34:16,143 Well, OK. Uh... 1504 01:34:16,217 --> 01:34:18,845 Thank you for your time. Um... 1505 01:34:18,919 --> 01:34:22,355 l mean, there was that one other girl in Nebraska who was all right... 1506 01:34:22,423 --> 01:34:24,653 Kermit, w-wait. Don't leave yet. 1507 01:34:24,725 --> 01:34:26,750 OK. 1508 01:34:26,827 --> 01:34:30,228 Dorothy, when that wind picked up our house and blew it away, 1509 01:34:30,297 --> 01:34:33,892 it gave me a whole new perspective on what home is really about. 1510 01:34:33,968 --> 01:34:38,302 lf you want to go on tour and sing, l want you to go, 1511 01:34:38,372 --> 01:34:41,933 because now l know you'll always be home with us, no matter where you are. 1512 01:34:42,009 --> 01:34:45,467 - You mean it? - Come on. 1513 01:34:45,546 --> 01:34:47,810 Wanna get some, Kermit? We're family now. 1514 01:34:47,882 --> 01:34:49,543 Ah. 1515 01:34:49,617 --> 01:34:51,710 You guys are great. 1516 01:34:51,786 --> 01:34:53,276 - Well, Kermit. - Yeah? 1517 01:34:53,354 --> 01:34:55,345 - Guess l'm going with you! - Great! 1518 01:34:55,423 --> 01:34:58,051 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Dorothy Gale! 1519 01:35:00,428 --> 01:35:03,363 * Ah-ha, whoa 1520 01:35:03,431 --> 01:35:06,195 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 1521 01:35:06,267 --> 01:35:08,997 * l got a feeling that we did something right 1522 01:35:09,070 --> 01:35:11,197 * Everything looking up, future shining bright 1523 01:35:11,272 --> 01:35:13,763 * l gotta get the message out, send it loud and clear 1524 01:35:13,841 --> 01:35:16,207 * All You need is right here 1525 01:35:16,277 --> 01:35:18,575 * Who said happiness is so far awaY? 1526 01:35:18,646 --> 01:35:21,137 * Closer than you might think. find it every day 1527 01:35:21,215 --> 01:35:25,652 * Step back, you'll see you're part of a family 1528 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:28,086 * lt's a good life 1529 01:35:28,155 --> 01:35:30,282 * A happy ending is where you landed 1530 01:35:30,357 --> 01:35:32,689 * lt's a good life 1531 01:35:32,760 --> 01:35:35,024 * Don't you love how it's turning out? 1532 01:35:35,096 --> 01:35:37,894 * lt's a good life 1533 01:35:37,965 --> 01:35:40,160 * See what happens when you take your chances? 1534 01:35:40,234 --> 01:35:42,065 * lt's a good life 1535 01:35:42,136 --> 01:35:45,572 * Come on and find what l've found 1536 01:35:45,639 --> 01:35:47,038 Good life! Good life! 1537 01:35:47,108 --> 01:35:48,598 Oh, that's my niece! 1538 01:35:48,676 --> 01:35:50,803 - lt's my niece. - That's my niece! 1539 01:35:50,878 --> 01:35:51,970 * Yeah 1540 01:35:52,046 --> 01:35:54,276 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Dorothy Gale! 1541 01:35:55,616 --> 01:35:58,483 Yay! Yay! 121243