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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:52,007 Egbert Souse? Why, isn't that an odd name? 2 00:01:52,007 --> 00:01:52,069   3 00:01:52,069 --> 00:01:56,077 lt isn't pronounced ''Souse.'' Accent grave over the ''e.'' 4 00:01:56,077 --> 00:01:56,140   5 00:01:56,140 --> 00:02:00,349 Egbert Sousé. Oh, l see. 6 00:02:00,349 --> 00:02:03,048   7 00:02:03,048 --> 00:02:05,118 [ Banging ] 8 00:02:05,118 --> 00:02:05,184   9 00:02:05,184 --> 00:02:07,755 What's he up to now? What is he up to? 10 00:02:07,755 --> 00:02:07,820   11 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:11,160 Your guess is as good as mine, Ma. l never know what to expect next. 12 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:11,224   13 00:02:11,224 --> 00:02:14,396 l bet anything he's smoking up in his room again! 14 00:02:14,396 --> 00:02:14,460   15 00:02:14,460 --> 00:02:17,967 This time, Agatha, you've got to just tell him to stop! 16 00:02:17,967 --> 00:02:18,032   17 00:02:18,032 --> 00:02:20,871 His smokin' gave me asthma. Oh, Ma! 18 00:02:20,871 --> 00:02:20,934   19 00:02:20,934 --> 00:02:25,075 lf he don't, l'm going on the county. Ma! 20 00:02:25,075 --> 00:02:25,138   21 00:02:25,138 --> 00:02:28,311 lmagine a man tying to take care of his family... 22 00:02:28,311 --> 00:02:28,375   23 00:02:28,375 --> 00:02:32,917 by going to theater bank nights, working puzzle contests and suggesting slogans. 24 00:02:32,917 --> 00:02:32,981   25 00:02:32,981 --> 00:02:35,986 [ Phone Ringing ] Telephone's ringing! 26 00:02:35,986 --> 00:02:36,051   27 00:02:36,051 --> 00:02:39,223 Don't answer it, Elsie Mae. It's probably the LaCavas wanting their lawn mower back. 28 00:02:39,223 --> 00:02:39,286   29 00:02:39,286 --> 00:02:42,493 We're not finished with it yet. [ Ringing ] 30 00:02:42,493 --> 00:02:42,556   31 00:02:42,556 --> 00:02:44,961 Hello, daughter. Hello. 32 00:02:44,961 --> 00:02:45,027   33 00:02:45,027 --> 00:02:46,964 Hello, Myrtle. Hello. 34 00:02:46,964 --> 00:02:47,029   35 00:02:47,029 --> 00:02:48,832 Hello. Hello. 36 00:02:48,832 --> 00:02:48,898   37 00:02:48,898 --> 00:02:52,437 Agatha, this time you've just got to tell him! 38 00:02:52,437 --> 00:02:52,500   39 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:57,310 l just can't stand it! It's just a lingering death. 40 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:57,372   41 00:02:57,372 --> 00:03:00,479 lf you don't, l will go on the county! 42 00:03:00,479 --> 00:03:00,543   43 00:03:00,543 --> 00:03:03,180 [ Sobbing ] 44 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:03,245   45 00:03:03,245 --> 00:03:05,582 What's eatin' you? 46 00:03:05,582 --> 00:03:05,649   47 00:03:05,649 --> 00:03:09,956 My Sunday school teacher, Mr. Stackhouse, told me... 48 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:10,020   49 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:14,896 that he saw my father coming out ofa saloon the other day... 50 00:03:14,896 --> 00:03:14,958   51 00:03:14,958 --> 00:03:19,967 and that Dad was smoking a pipe! 52 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,331   53 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:23,702 Oh, l'll kill myself 54 00:03:23,702 --> 00:03:23,767   55 00:03:23,767 --> 00:03:26,706 [ Mumbling ] What's the matter with her? 56 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:26,770   57 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:29,075 l'll starve myself to death. 58 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:29,139   59 00:03:29,139 --> 00:03:34,216 lt's the easiest way out. It's not so difficult to do. 60 00:03:34,216 --> 00:03:34,278   61 00:03:34,278 --> 00:03:38,252 l tried it yesterday afternoon. [Knocking] 62 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:38,316   63 00:03:38,316 --> 00:03:42,724 Oh, that must be Og. Will you excuse me? 64 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:44,255   65 00:03:44,255 --> 00:03:47,495 - Nice potatoes. - Thank you. 66 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:47,559   67 00:03:47,559 --> 00:03:49,729 Why don't we get any more crumpets? 68 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:49,795   69 00:03:49,795 --> 00:03:53,402 [ Ma ] Smoking and drinking! 70 00:03:53,402 --> 00:03:53,465   71 00:03:53,465 --> 00:03:57,005 And reading those infernal detective stories! 72 00:03:57,005 --> 00:03:57,070   73 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,742 House just smells of liquor and smoke. 74 00:03:59,742 --> 00:03:59,805   75 00:03:59,805 --> 00:04:01,809 There he goes again, down to the saloon... 76 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:01,875   77 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,281 to read that silly detective magazine! 78 00:04:05,281 --> 00:04:05,345   79 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:09,085 Mother's right. You've been smokin' again in your room. 80 00:04:09,085 --> 00:04:09,150   81 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:11,087 Oh! 82 00:04:11,087 --> 00:04:13,720   83 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,526 Aah! [ Groaning ] 84 00:04:16,526 --> 00:04:21,729   85 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:27,107 lmagine the man who takes money out of a child's piggy bank, puts in l.O.U s. 86 00:04:27,107 --> 00:04:28,937   87 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:31,808 [ Screaming ] Don't you dare strike that child! 88 00:04:31,808 --> 00:04:31,872   89 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,775 You put that down! Put it down! 90 00:04:33,775 --> 00:04:33,842   91 00:04:33,842 --> 00:04:37,048 Uh, Og, l'd like you to meet my father. 92 00:04:37,048 --> 00:04:37,112   93 00:04:37,112 --> 00:04:40,419 Father, this is Og Oggilby. [ Chuckling ] 94 00:04:40,419 --> 00:04:40,482   95 00:04:40,482 --> 00:04:42,451 Og Oggilby. 96 00:04:42,451 --> 00:04:42,517   97 00:04:42,517 --> 00:04:46,224 Sounds like a bubble in a bathtub. 98 00:04:46,224 --> 00:04:46,288   99 00:04:46,288 --> 00:04:49,794 l'm glad to have met ya! Mighty glad to have met you. 100 00:04:49,794 --> 00:04:49,859   101 00:04:49,859 --> 00:04:53,066 Your father seems awfully nice. 102 00:04:53,066 --> 00:04:53,129   103 00:04:53,129 --> 00:04:56,069 Yes, we think so. 104 00:04:56,069 --> 00:05:07,110   105 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:10,349 What seems to be the trouble? 106 00:05:10,349 --> 00:05:12,216   107 00:05:12,216 --> 00:05:15,656 Are you carrying the proper amount of air in the tires? 108 00:05:15,656 --> 00:05:15,719   109 00:05:15,719 --> 00:05:19,860 Uh, had the brakes tested lately? 110 00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:24,394   111 00:05:24,394 --> 00:05:26,799 Course, it may be the wheelbase. 112 00:05:26,799 --> 00:05:26,864   113 00:05:26,864 --> 00:05:29,636 [ Crashing ] 114 00:05:29,636 --> 00:05:31,202   115 00:05:31,202 --> 00:05:34,577 Those are tools. Why don't you go away and mind your own business? 116 00:05:34,577 --> 00:05:34,639   117 00:05:34,639 --> 00:05:37,177 Listen to the gentleman attentively,James. 118 00:05:37,177 --> 00:05:37,243   119 00:05:37,243 --> 00:05:41,017 Be polite. [ Egbert ] Thank you, madam. 120 00:05:41,017 --> 00:05:41,079   121 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:43,718 Give me a shift expander. l'll fix it. 122 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:43,781   123 00:05:43,781 --> 00:05:45,719 A what? Monkeywrench. 124 00:05:45,719 --> 00:05:45,784   125 00:05:45,784 --> 00:05:49,792 Give the gentleman what he asks for,James. 126 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:50,924   127 00:05:50,924 --> 00:05:53,762 Aah! Ohh! 128 00:05:53,762 --> 00:05:58,231   129 00:05:58,231 --> 00:06:02,640 Here's all you gotta do. Just open up this nut here. 130 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:03,703   131 00:06:03,703 --> 00:06:06,708 [ Grunting ] 132 00:06:06,708 --> 00:06:06,773   133 00:06:06,773 --> 00:06:09,311 Uh-uh. 134 00:06:09,311 --> 00:06:13,580   135 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:15,517 ## [ Whistling ] 136 00:06:15,517 --> 00:06:15,583   137 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:20,259 l was down to Cape Cod most of... that year. 138 00:06:20,259 --> 00:06:20,320   139 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:25,130 Say, you'll have to either Vaseline this place in here or move the post over. 140 00:06:25,130 --> 00:06:25,193   141 00:06:25,193 --> 00:06:30,202 l had half interest in a cod-liver-oil mine down in Cape Cod. 142 00:06:30,202 --> 00:06:30,265   143 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,535 Snowed all winter. 144 00:06:32,535 --> 00:06:32,600   145 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,938 We did a lot of boondoggling. 146 00:06:34,938 --> 00:06:35,003   147 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:36,906 Did you ever boondoggle,Joe? 148 00:06:36,906 --> 00:06:36,972   149 00:06:36,972 --> 00:06:40,346 No, l can't say that l have. 150 00:06:40,346 --> 00:06:41,810   151 00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:43,747 These cloves are pretty dy. 152 00:06:43,747 --> 00:06:43,813   153 00:06:43,813 --> 00:06:46,918 Better sprinkle them with alcohol. 154 00:06:46,918 --> 00:06:50,452   155 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,124 How do you do? 156 00:06:53,124 --> 00:06:53,189   157 00:06:53,189 --> 00:06:57,331 Meet you up the Elk's Club several weeks ago? No. 158 00:06:57,331 --> 00:06:57,393   159 00:06:57,393 --> 00:06:59,330 Never did, eh? 160 00:06:59,330 --> 00:06:59,395   161 00:06:59,395 --> 00:07:01,866 Ever do any boondoggling? No. 162 00:07:01,866 --> 00:07:01,931   163 00:07:01,931 --> 00:07:06,440 Give me a beer. Never have, eh? Mine's a poultice. 164 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:06,502   165 00:07:06,502 --> 00:07:11,111 Never done boondoggling. Must've been another fellow, l guess. 166 00:07:11,111 --> 00:07:13,043   167 00:07:13,043 --> 00:07:16,517 Take off your hat in the presence of a gentleman. 168 00:07:16,517 --> 00:07:17,514   169 00:07:17,514 --> 00:07:21,288 Well, here she goes. 170 00:07:21,288 --> 00:07:21,353   171 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,424 Down the hatch. 172 00:07:23,424 --> 00:07:38,337   173 00:07:38,337 --> 00:07:40,240 [ Burps, Coughs ] 174 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:40,705   175 00:07:40,705 --> 00:07:43,211 But l tell you he's drunk, Q.Q. 176 00:07:43,211 --> 00:07:43,275   177 00:07:43,275 --> 00:07:47,050 Said he had trouble with his wife. Yes. 178 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:47,113   179 00:07:47,113 --> 00:07:50,687 We have tried, but he isn't sober! 180 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:50,750   181 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:52,688 The best l can? 182 00:07:52,688 --> 00:07:52,753   183 00:07:52,753 --> 00:07:55,257 But you don't understand, Q.Q.! 184 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:55,322   185 00:07:55,322 --> 00:07:58,662 Hello? Hello? 186 00:07:58,662 --> 00:08:00,727   187 00:08:00,727 --> 00:08:02,630 The best l can! 188 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:02,695   189 00:08:02,695 --> 00:08:05,568 Um, gimme a-- Good morning. 190 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:05,632   191 00:08:05,632 --> 00:08:07,569 Good morning. What can you give me for shattered nerves? 192 00:08:07,569 --> 00:08:07,634   193 00:08:07,634 --> 00:08:09,571 l've got the jitters. 194 00:08:09,571 --> 00:08:09,636   195 00:08:09,636 --> 00:08:12,341 Joe, if the gentleman has butterflies in his stomach, 196 00:08:12,341 --> 00:08:12,407   197 00:08:12,407 --> 00:08:14,310 l suggest a dash of Rover. 198 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:14,376   199 00:08:14,376 --> 00:08:18,217 Rover? Uh, dog, absinthe. 200 00:08:18,217 --> 00:08:19,881   201 00:08:19,881 --> 00:08:22,586 lt's very good for the nerves. 202 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:22,650   203 00:08:22,650 --> 00:08:25,255 That's fine. Thank you. 204 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:25,320   205 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,359 That's just what l needed. 206 00:08:28,359 --> 00:08:29,892   207 00:08:29,892 --> 00:08:31,862 My name's Mackley Q. Greene. 208 00:08:31,862 --> 00:08:31,927   209 00:08:31,927 --> 00:08:35,066 And a man more beset by trouble you'll ever see. Again. 210 00:08:35,066 --> 00:08:35,130   211 00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:37,067 l'm here in Lompoc on a movie location. 212 00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:37,132   213 00:08:37,132 --> 00:08:40,572 My director started on a bender, and that's always good for ten days. 214 00:08:40,572 --> 00:08:40,636   215 00:08:40,636 --> 00:08:43,040 We've got a 36-hour schedule and a stinko script. 216 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:43,105   217 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:46,612 lt's a bubke and opens in this vey town the day after tomorrow. 218 00:08:46,612 --> 00:08:46,676   219 00:08:46,676 --> 00:08:50,750 Ah! Oh, you're yelling right down my alley! 220 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:50,814   221 00:08:50,814 --> 00:08:54,688 ln the old Sennett days l used to direct Fatty Arbuckle, 222 00:08:54,688 --> 00:08:54,751   223 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:58,525 Charlie Chaplan, Buster Keaton and the rest of'em. 224 00:08:58,525 --> 00:08:58,588   225 00:08:58,588 --> 00:09:02,228 l can't get the celluloid outta my blood. 226 00:09:02,228 --> 00:09:02,293   227 00:09:02,293 --> 00:09:05,499 Nights l used to tend bar. 228 00:09:05,499 --> 00:09:05,562   229 00:09:05,562 --> 00:09:09,169 Would you entertain a proposition to direct this picture? 230 00:09:09,169 --> 00:09:09,234   231 00:09:09,234 --> 00:09:12,440 Um-- Take a chance on a percentage of the profits basis? 232 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:12,503   233 00:09:12,503 --> 00:09:15,609 Um, um, yes. Just a moment. 234 00:09:15,609 --> 00:09:15,673   235 00:09:15,673 --> 00:09:20,984 Uh, was l in here last night, and did l spend a $20 bill? 236 00:09:20,984 --> 00:09:21,046   237 00:09:21,046 --> 00:09:23,351 Yeah! 238 00:09:23,351 --> 00:09:23,415   239 00:09:23,415 --> 00:09:27,423 Oh, boy! What a load that is off my mind! 240 00:09:27,423 --> 00:09:27,487   241 00:09:27,487 --> 00:09:29,891 l thought l'd lost it. 242 00:09:29,891 --> 00:09:29,955   243 00:09:29,955 --> 00:09:32,393 Here you are. Keep the change. 244 00:09:32,393 --> 00:09:32,458   245 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:36,365 l've got a script l've had in mothballs for 20 years. 246 00:09:36,365 --> 00:09:36,429   247 00:09:36,429 --> 00:09:42,107 l read it to Irving and Milton who run the Gem Cinema down here. 248 00:09:42,107 --> 00:09:42,168   249 00:09:42,168 --> 00:09:45,140 They said to me, they said, ''Sousé, 250 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:45,204   251 00:09:45,204 --> 00:09:47,742 it's better than Gone With the Wind.'' 252 00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:47,807   253 00:09:47,807 --> 00:09:51,548 My car's outside. Let's get down on the set. Okay. 254 00:09:51,548 --> 00:09:53,414   255 00:09:53,414 --> 00:09:56,185 Uh, l'll bring the glasses back later. 256 00:09:56,185 --> 00:09:58,752   257 00:09:58,752 --> 00:10:02,159 [ Indistinct Chattering ] 258 00:10:02,159 --> 00:10:03,423   259 00:10:03,423 --> 00:10:06,763 Take a note, please. 260 00:10:06,763 --> 00:10:06,827   261 00:10:06,827 --> 00:10:10,134 Oh, Mr. Clam, please. It's good for you. 262 00:10:10,134 --> 00:10:10,197   263 00:10:10,197 --> 00:10:14,472 Still can't do a thing with him, Mr. Greene. He's tight as a snare drum. 264 00:10:14,472 --> 00:10:14,536   265 00:10:14,536 --> 00:10:17,876 We won't bother anymore with him. Mr. Sousé will take over the direction. 266 00:10:17,876 --> 00:10:17,939   267 00:10:17,939 --> 00:10:21,146 Oh, fine. Glad to meet you, Mr. Sousé. Glad to know you. 268 00:10:21,146 --> 00:10:21,210   269 00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:23,113 Must've been a gnat. 270 00:10:23,113 --> 00:10:25,447   271 00:10:25,447 --> 00:10:27,484 Here comes Francois and Miss Plupp. 272 00:10:27,484 --> 00:10:36,725   273 00:10:36,725 --> 00:10:39,597 Oh, yeah. 274 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:39,662   275 00:10:39,662 --> 00:10:43,604 Ah. This is Miss Plupp, l take it. 276 00:10:43,604 --> 00:10:43,667   277 00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:47,306 Yeah. And you are Francois? 278 00:10:47,306 --> 00:10:47,370   279 00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:49,908 This is Mr. Sousé. He's taking over the direction of the picture. 280 00:10:49,908 --> 00:10:49,973   281 00:10:49,973 --> 00:10:54,449 Did you sleep well last night? Oh, l-- 282 00:10:54,449 --> 00:10:54,512   283 00:10:54,512 --> 00:10:59,121 - Uh, maybe un peu? - Comme ci, comme ça. 284 00:10:59,121 --> 00:10:59,183   285 00:10:59,183 --> 00:11:04,227 l don't know whether this part is suited to my personality or not. 286 00:11:04,227 --> 00:11:04,288   287 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:07,928 Don't give it a thought. l've changed eveything. 288 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:07,992   289 00:11:07,992 --> 00:11:11,666 lnstead of it being an English drawing-room drama, 290 00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:11,729   291 00:11:11,729 --> 00:11:13,666 l've made it a circus picture. 292 00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:13,732   293 00:11:13,732 --> 00:11:16,470 Dorothy, don't just sit there! Take down eveything he says. 294 00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:16,535   295 00:11:16,535 --> 00:11:18,673 Good morning, Mr. Greene. Aah! 296 00:11:18,673 --> 00:11:18,736   297 00:11:18,736 --> 00:11:21,709 lt's Saturday afternoon. 298 00:11:21,709 --> 00:11:21,772   299 00:11:21,772 --> 00:11:24,678 You make touchdown after touchdown. 300 00:11:24,678 --> 00:11:24,743   301 00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:27,949 You kick goals. You make passes. 302 00:11:27,949 --> 00:11:28,013   303 00:11:28,013 --> 00:11:33,124 You make the longest run with the ball that was ever made on the field. 304 00:11:33,124 --> 00:11:33,185   305 00:11:33,185 --> 00:11:37,527 ln these clothes? Um, 306 00:11:37,527 --> 00:11:37,591   307 00:11:37,591 --> 00:11:39,561 you could change your hat. 308 00:11:39,561 --> 00:11:43,463   309 00:11:43,463 --> 00:11:47,505 Take it easy there. That's all right, Mr. Clam. Swell. Swell. 310 00:11:47,505 --> 00:11:47,568   311 00:11:47,568 --> 00:11:50,807 Eveything's gonna be all right. Just take-- 312 00:11:50,807 --> 00:11:50,870   313 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:53,809 Uh, he sees you in the $50 seats. 314 00:11:53,809 --> 00:11:53,874   315 00:11:53,874 --> 00:11:56,312 He immediately falls in love with ya. 316 00:11:56,312 --> 00:11:56,378   317 00:11:56,378 --> 00:11:58,347 He can't take his eyes off ya. 318 00:11:58,347 --> 00:11:58,412   319 00:11:58,412 --> 00:12:00,817 How can he play base-- Foot. 320 00:12:00,817 --> 00:12:00,881   321 00:12:00,881 --> 00:12:06,158 ball, and watch me in the grandstand? It's part of the plot. 322 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:06,221   323 00:12:06,221 --> 00:12:09,126 Attaboy! 324 00:12:09,126 --> 00:12:12,026   325 00:12:12,026 --> 00:12:16,068 Lift him up. That's swell. Now you're doin' good. 326 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:16,132   327 00:12:16,132 --> 00:12:20,907 We're playin' the thing very digni-- fied. 328 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:20,969   329 00:12:20,969 --> 00:12:23,908 Uh, service, please. 330 00:12:23,908 --> 00:12:26,042   331 00:12:26,042 --> 00:12:28,614 - Come on, boys. Come on. - Ahh! 332 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:29,879   333 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,718 [ Car Horn Honking ] 334 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:37,953   335 00:12:37,953 --> 00:12:41,560 lt's him! For the love of Pete! 336 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:41,626   337 00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:43,662 Attention. 338 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,295   339 00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:47,432 Ah, we'll just walk through this thing. 340 00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:47,497   341 00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:51,439 Take it, Miss Plupp, where you come down out of the grandstand. 342 00:12:51,439 --> 00:12:51,502   343 00:12:51,502 --> 00:12:53,439 He makes me sick! 344 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:53,503   345 00:12:53,503 --> 00:12:56,710 Shall l bounce a rock off his head? Respect your father. 346 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:56,773   347 00:12:56,773 --> 00:12:58,777 What kind of a rock? Oh, shut up! 348 00:12:58,777 --> 00:12:58,842   349 00:12:58,842 --> 00:13:02,517 You're both madly in love with each other. 350 00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:02,581   351 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:04,583 Embrace. 352 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,486   353 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:10,926 ls she standing in a hole? No, sir. 354 00:13:10,926 --> 00:13:10,989   355 00:13:10,989 --> 00:13:12,791 Go ahead. Read your lines. 356 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,060   357 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,898 When does this thing stop? It's all right. 358 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:17,963   359 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,134 You're doing all right. 360 00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:20,199   361 00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:22,637 lce cream. Got any cigars, kid? You know the brand. 362 00:13:22,637 --> 00:13:22,702   363 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,206 We're making motion-picture histoy here. 364 00:13:25,206 --> 00:13:25,270   365 00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:28,977 l want quiet! Quiet from eveybody! 366 00:13:28,977 --> 00:13:29,041   367 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:32,649 Ooh! [ Groaning ] 368 00:13:32,649 --> 00:13:32,712   369 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,583 Pa is drunk again! 370 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:38,952   371 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,289 Cut that out. Take your dirty hands off me! 372 00:13:41,289 --> 00:13:41,355   373 00:13:41,355 --> 00:13:43,926 Get back to your places. 374 00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:46,762   375 00:13:46,762 --> 00:13:48,731 Here. 376 00:13:48,731 --> 00:13:48,795   377 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:53,371 Give this, uh, that number seven expression. 378 00:13:53,371 --> 00:13:53,434   379 00:13:53,434 --> 00:13:56,072 ''Those eyes! Those ears!'' 380 00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:56,137   381 00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:58,408 l wanna be in the picture. 382 00:13:58,408 --> 00:14:00,141   383 00:14:00,141 --> 00:14:02,813 Uh, l'll put you in later on, dear. 384 00:14:02,813 --> 00:14:02,877   385 00:14:02,877 --> 00:14:05,048 Uh, ''Give me all--'' 386 00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:05,112   387 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:08,117 What's the matter, Pop? Don't you love me? 388 00:14:08,117 --> 00:14:08,183   389 00:14:08,183 --> 00:14:10,888 Sure, l love ya! Don't you dare strike that child. 390 00:14:10,888 --> 00:14:10,952   391 00:14:10,952 --> 00:14:13,624 Ah, she's not gonna tell me l don't love her. 392 00:14:13,624 --> 00:14:13,689   393 00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:16,861 [ Egbert ] ''Those eyes.'' [ francois ] Those eyes. 394 00:14:16,861 --> 00:14:16,925   395 00:14:16,925 --> 00:14:19,697 Those ears! 396 00:14:19,697 --> 00:14:19,762   397 00:14:19,762 --> 00:14:21,866 That nose! 398 00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:21,930   399 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:25,404 Oh, Godfrey Daniel! 400 00:14:25,404 --> 00:14:25,468   401 00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:28,740 Mother-of-pearl! 402 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:28,806   403 00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:31,878 The child is only playing with you, you fool. 404 00:14:31,878 --> 00:14:31,941   405 00:14:31,941 --> 00:14:35,715 Mmm, l don't understand her funning. 406 00:14:35,715 --> 00:14:35,779   407 00:14:35,779 --> 00:14:37,750 Let's, uh-- 408 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:40,883   409 00:14:40,883 --> 00:14:43,321 [ Egbert ] Uh, now to continue. 410 00:14:43,321 --> 00:14:43,387   411 00:14:43,387 --> 00:14:45,824 ''Those eye--'' 412 00:14:45,824 --> 00:14:49,828   413 00:14:49,828 --> 00:14:52,700 ## [Joe Whistling ] Um, thanks. 414 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:52,764   415 00:14:52,764 --> 00:14:56,037 Oh, uh, study that script. Say,Joe. 416 00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:56,099   417 00:14:56,099 --> 00:15:00,576 Mr. Sousé! Mr. Sousé! How do you like that? 418 00:15:00,576 --> 00:15:00,638   419 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:04,947 Mr. Greene, you haven't another thing to worry about. 420 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:05,009   421 00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:09,551 l'm perfectly okay. [ Hiccups ] You look it. 422 00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:11,183   423 00:15:11,183 --> 00:15:13,787 ## [ Whistling ] 424 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,856   425 00:15:15,856 --> 00:15:18,995 Getting quite late. It is, isn't it? 426 00:15:18,995 --> 00:15:19,058   427 00:15:19,058 --> 00:15:22,298 See you're still at it. Serves ya right. 428 00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:22,361   429 00:15:22,361 --> 00:15:26,470 - Be courteous,James. - Yes, ma'am. 430 00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:32,339   431 00:15:32,339 --> 00:15:35,411 We'll leave the motor running. Come on. 432 00:15:35,411 --> 00:15:44,018   433 00:15:44,018 --> 00:15:46,923 Pass over all that dough and do it quietly. 434 00:15:46,923 --> 00:15:46,988   435 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:50,427 lmagine a guy parking his car in front of a ''no parking'' sign with the engine runnin'! 436 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:50,492   437 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,898 A two buck fine'll do him a lot of good. Let's take it to headquarters. 438 00:15:53,898 --> 00:15:55,196   439 00:15:55,196 --> 00:15:58,670 Don't forget to keep your foot off that alarm. 440 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:01,470   441 00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:04,642 Somebody must've nailed the car. Let's take it on the lam. 442 00:16:04,642 --> 00:16:06,241   443 00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:09,914 [Alarm Ringing ] Help! Help! Police! Help! 444 00:16:09,914 --> 00:16:09,978   445 00:16:09,978 --> 00:16:11,981 Help! Police! Robbery! Help! 446 00:16:11,981 --> 00:16:12,047   447 00:16:12,047 --> 00:16:14,017 Come on! Help! Police! Help! 448 00:16:14,017 --> 00:16:14,083   449 00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:17,756 Help! Help! Police! Robbey! 450 00:16:17,756 --> 00:16:17,820   451 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:20,292 Did you see them? They went down that alley. 452 00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:20,356   453 00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:22,359 Let's cut that money up right now. Let's keep goin'. 454 00:16:22,359 --> 00:16:22,425   455 00:16:22,425 --> 00:16:24,363 Supposin' we get split up? What of it? 456 00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:24,427   457 00:16:24,427 --> 00:16:26,832 How much money you got? Start countin'. No. 458 00:16:26,832 --> 00:16:26,897   459 00:16:26,897 --> 00:16:30,136 Don't you trust me? l don't trust nobody, not even my mother. 460 00:16:30,136 --> 00:16:30,199   461 00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:33,439 Give me my end of that. Turn loose of me, will ya? 462 00:16:33,439 --> 00:16:34,738   463 00:16:34,738 --> 00:16:38,045 Bank robbers, two of'em! They went down this alley. 464 00:16:38,045 --> 00:16:41,780   465 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:45,854 ''Out to tea.Joe.'' He'll be drinkin' sarsaparilla next. 466 00:16:45,854 --> 00:16:48,152   467 00:16:48,152 --> 00:16:50,958 Gimme half of that dough. l will not! 468 00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:56,127   469 00:16:56,127 --> 00:16:59,199 [ Siren Wailing ] 470 00:16:59,199 --> 00:16:59,264   471 00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:03,873 [ Honking ] 472 00:17:03,873 --> 00:17:03,936   473 00:17:03,936 --> 00:17:06,741 Must be another hold up somewhere nears. 474 00:17:06,741 --> 00:17:06,806   475 00:17:06,806 --> 00:17:09,377 [ Honking Continues ] 476 00:17:09,377 --> 00:17:22,723   477 00:17:22,723 --> 00:17:24,693 There they are! 478 00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:26,192   479 00:17:26,192 --> 00:17:28,998 Grab him while l put these on. That's not one of the crooks. 480 00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:29,062   481 00:17:29,062 --> 00:17:33,770 That's Mr. Sousé. Yeah, Sousé. Accent grave over the ''e.'' 482 00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:33,835   483 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:36,439 Fine job, Mr. Sousé, apprehending this desperado... 484 00:17:36,439 --> 00:17:36,503   485 00:17:36,503 --> 00:17:39,276 and retrieving the bank's funds. What? 486 00:17:39,276 --> 00:17:39,340   487 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:42,279 You saved the $50,OOO. That's the most important part! 488 00:17:42,279 --> 00:17:42,343   489 00:17:42,343 --> 00:17:44,647 Yeah, 50,OOO ain't hay, no. 490 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:44,712   491 00:17:44,712 --> 00:17:48,454 Those fellows got away, huh? What happened? Uh, yes. 492 00:17:48,454 --> 00:17:48,516   493 00:17:48,516 --> 00:17:51,955 Yes, he got away. Pulled a knife on me that long! 494 00:17:51,955 --> 00:17:52,021   495 00:17:52,021 --> 00:17:54,258 An assegai. [ Policeman ] Lucky you had that revolver. 496 00:17:54,258 --> 00:17:54,322   497 00:17:54,322 --> 00:17:57,361 You always carry it with you? Ooh, take this. 498 00:17:57,361 --> 00:17:57,426   499 00:17:57,426 --> 00:18:00,063 We detectives gotta do those things. 500 00:18:00,063 --> 00:18:00,129   501 00:18:00,129 --> 00:18:02,700 Never know when you're gonna catch a couple bank robbers. 502 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:02,765   503 00:18:02,765 --> 00:18:06,405 l know Mr. Skinner would like to thank you personally after what's just happened. 504 00:18:06,405 --> 00:18:06,468   505 00:18:06,468 --> 00:18:09,808 Drop into the bank. l will. l'll go down and tell him all about it. 506 00:18:09,808 --> 00:18:09,872   507 00:18:09,872 --> 00:18:13,079 Which way did the other fellow go? The other fellow? 508 00:18:13,079 --> 00:18:13,143   509 00:18:13,143 --> 00:18:15,847 He went away. Away where? 510 00:18:15,847 --> 00:18:15,912   511 00:18:15,912 --> 00:18:17,882 Look out! Look out there! 512 00:18:17,882 --> 00:18:17,947   513 00:18:17,947 --> 00:18:21,253 l'll give 'im a punch in the nose. 514 00:18:21,253 --> 00:18:21,317   515 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,587 See those handcuffs are on tight, will ya? 516 00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:23,653   517 00:18:23,653 --> 00:18:26,358 Come to headquarters and identify this guy. Okay. 518 00:18:26,358 --> 00:18:26,423   519 00:18:26,423 --> 00:18:28,361 l'll break evey bone in his head. 520 00:18:28,361 --> 00:18:28,426   521 00:18:28,426 --> 00:18:33,468 Myrtle should be proud to have a father like you. l guess she is. 522 00:18:33,468 --> 00:18:33,531   523 00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:36,536 No wonder after a thing like that. 524 00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:37,802   525 00:18:37,802 --> 00:18:40,407 Elsie Mae Adele Brunch Sousé's father... 526 00:18:40,407 --> 00:18:40,471   527 00:18:40,471 --> 00:18:45,181 just caught a burglar, and he tried to cut his throat with a knife this long! 528 00:18:45,181 --> 00:18:45,242   529 00:18:45,242 --> 00:18:47,245 Yeah. 530 00:18:47,245 --> 00:18:47,311   531 00:18:47,311 --> 00:18:49,949 [ Boy ] And he had a gun about this big! 532 00:18:49,949 --> 00:18:50,015   533 00:18:50,015 --> 00:18:53,822 You don't say! Did you kill him with one bullet, Mr. Sousé? 534 00:18:53,822 --> 00:18:53,886   535 00:18:53,886 --> 00:18:56,657 Mm-hmm. Ooh. 536 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:56,721   537 00:18:56,721 --> 00:19:00,396 Jiminy. You're pretty good. Jiminy! Boy! 538 00:19:00,396 --> 00:19:00,459   539 00:19:00,459 --> 00:19:03,332 One or two bullets l don't know. l was so busy shooting him. 540 00:19:03,332 --> 00:19:03,396   541 00:19:03,396 --> 00:19:06,033 - That's the way l catch burglars. - Do another. 542 00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:06,100   543 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,704 Oh, boy! Ooh! 544 00:19:08,704 --> 00:19:08,769   545 00:19:08,769 --> 00:19:11,440 Will you teach me? That's swell. 546 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:11,504   547 00:19:11,504 --> 00:19:13,441 l'll teach you when you grow up. 548 00:19:13,441 --> 00:19:13,506   549 00:19:13,506 --> 00:19:17,046 l never smoked a cigarette till l was nine. 550 00:19:17,046 --> 00:19:21,515   551 00:19:21,515 --> 00:19:24,520 Sign my autograph book, Mr. Souse? Ah, Sousé, son. 552 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:24,585   553 00:19:24,585 --> 00:19:29,394 Accent grave over the ''e.'' Sousé. There's the accent. 554 00:19:29,394 --> 00:19:29,456   555 00:19:29,456 --> 00:19:31,459 l saw ya through the window. Did ya? 556 00:19:31,459 --> 00:19:31,525   557 00:19:31,525 --> 00:19:34,764 A knife four feet long, eh? l'll say! 558 00:19:34,764 --> 00:19:34,829   559 00:19:34,829 --> 00:19:39,738 The sword Lee surrendered to Grant was a potato peeler by comparison. 560 00:19:39,738 --> 00:19:39,801   561 00:19:39,801 --> 00:19:42,372 You better come in and have a little poultice on the house. 562 00:19:42,372 --> 00:19:42,437   563 00:19:42,437 --> 00:19:44,541 l don't mind if l do. 564 00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:49,044   565 00:19:49,044 --> 00:19:51,615 [ Reporter ] Mr. Sousé? Yeah? 566 00:19:51,615 --> 00:19:51,680   567 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:55,019 Here's the interview you gave me for my paper. Look it over and see if it's correct. 568 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:55,084   569 00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:59,693 Oh, thanks. l'll peruse it instanta 570 00:19:59,693 --> 00:19:59,755   571 00:19:59,755 --> 00:20:02,560 Oh, yes. ''Skinner's National Bank robbed. 572 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:02,625   573 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:06,165 ''Egbert Sousé makes daring and heroic effort-- 574 00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:06,228   575 00:20:06,228 --> 00:20:08,900 - [ Car Horn Honking ] - Hey, you! 576 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:08,965   577 00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:14,075 ''...of Loudmouth McNasty, alias the Wildcat. 578 00:20:14,075 --> 00:20:14,137   579 00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:19,883 ''Drawing his revolver, which he carries for such emergencies, 580 00:20:19,883 --> 00:20:19,944   581 00:20:19,944 --> 00:20:22,548 he struck McNasty--'' 582 00:20:22,548 --> 00:20:22,613   583 00:20:22,613 --> 00:20:28,257 [ Coughs ] You see, putting things like that on motor cars is what kills people. 584 00:20:28,257 --> 00:20:28,319   585 00:20:28,319 --> 00:20:31,591 - [ Honks ] - Get outta there! 586 00:20:31,591 --> 00:20:31,656   587 00:20:31,656 --> 00:20:33,860 ''For such emergencies--'' 588 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:50,108   589 00:20:50,108 --> 00:20:52,746 The Lompoc Picayune Intelligencer... 590 00:20:52,746 --> 00:20:52,811   591 00:20:52,811 --> 00:20:57,353 just got out a special edition telling how l apprehended them two crooks. 592 00:20:57,353 --> 00:20:57,416   593 00:20:57,416 --> 00:21:01,056 For heaven's sake, Egbert, can't you see we're playin' an interesting game? 594 00:21:01,056 --> 00:21:01,120   595 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:06,431 There was an article in there telling how l apprehended a couple of crooks... 596 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:06,491   597 00:21:06,491 --> 00:21:11,468 who stole $2 million from Skinner's Lompoc Bank. 598 00:21:11,468 --> 00:21:11,531   599 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:14,536 You would! Skinner's Lompoc Bank! 600 00:21:14,536 --> 00:21:14,601   601 00:21:14,601 --> 00:21:17,540 Them's the shylocks that's got the mortgage on this house, ain't they? 602 00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:17,604   603 00:21:17,604 --> 00:21:21,078 They're haunting you from morning till night, the old pinchpennies! 604 00:21:21,078 --> 00:21:21,141   605 00:21:21,141 --> 00:21:24,915 Why don't you move-- l'm sorry they didn't get away with the bank. 606 00:21:24,915 --> 00:21:24,980   607 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:27,517 Leave it to him! He would do a thing like that! 608 00:21:27,517 --> 00:21:27,581   609 00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:31,455 Um, l think l'll go up to my room for a moment. 610 00:21:31,455 --> 00:21:31,519   611 00:21:31,519 --> 00:21:36,362 They want me to come down to the bank to get a reward, or a job or something. 612 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:36,424   613 00:21:36,424 --> 00:21:38,561 l'll go down in the morning. 614 00:21:38,561 --> 00:21:39,828   615 00:21:39,828 --> 00:21:41,898 Don't you smoke up in your room. 616 00:21:41,898 --> 00:21:41,963   617 00:21:41,963 --> 00:21:44,335 Oh, no, l won't, dear. 618 00:21:44,335 --> 00:21:47,335   619 00:21:47,335 --> 00:21:49,740 What am l doing? 620 00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:52,675   621 00:21:52,675 --> 00:21:54,612 Hello, Og. Hello, honey. 622 00:21:54,612 --> 00:21:54,677   623 00:21:54,677 --> 00:21:57,148 That was a great stunt your father pulled. Huh? 624 00:21:57,148 --> 00:21:57,213   625 00:21:57,213 --> 00:22:01,923 Two crooks stole $25,OOO. l never knew your father had so much intestinal fortitude. 626 00:22:01,923 --> 00:22:01,985   627 00:22:01,985 --> 00:22:03,922 Are you kidding? No! 628 00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:03,986   629 00:22:03,986 --> 00:22:06,458 Come on. Let's talk about us, dear. 630 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:06,523   631 00:22:06,523 --> 00:22:10,631 Your father took his pistol and hit one of the fellows over the head. He hasn't got a pistol. 632 00:22:10,631 --> 00:22:10,694   633 00:22:10,694 --> 00:22:15,002 The paper said your father took a double-edged assegai from one of the fellas. 634 00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:15,065   635 00:22:15,065 --> 00:22:17,002 A whats-agai? An assegai, a sword. 636 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:17,068   637 00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:19,672 Where did the newspapers get the stoy? From your father. 638 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:19,736   639 00:22:19,736 --> 00:22:22,274 He admitted the whole thing to the police. Oh! 640 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:22,339   641 00:22:22,339 --> 00:22:24,844 Let's talk about us, Og. 642 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,410   643 00:22:26,410 --> 00:22:29,650 Well, l get my bonus pretty soon, 644 00:22:29,650 --> 00:22:29,714   645 00:22:29,714 --> 00:22:32,185 and l've already picked out your engagement ring. 646 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:32,251   647 00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:35,991 Oh. Ah, Oggie. 648 00:22:35,991 --> 00:22:37,488   649 00:22:37,488 --> 00:22:41,128 Ah! Oh, golly. Mmm. 650 00:22:41,128 --> 00:22:44,662   651 00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:46,599 Shucks. 652 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:50,769   653 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:53,141 l have an appointment with Mr. Skinner, president of the bank. 654 00:22:53,141 --> 00:22:53,206   655 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:56,378 Step to one side, please. Yes. Thank you. 656 00:22:56,378 --> 00:22:57,911   657 00:22:57,911 --> 00:23:00,382 Thank you, Miss Carroll. 658 00:23:00,382 --> 00:23:00,446   659 00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:06,057 l had an appointment with Mr. Skinner, the-- Please, just one side. 660 00:23:06,057 --> 00:23:07,487   661 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,891 Oh. 662 00:23:09,891 --> 00:23:09,957   663 00:23:09,957 --> 00:23:12,762 Here, sir. There you are. 664 00:23:12,762 --> 00:23:12,827   665 00:23:12,827 --> 00:23:16,601 l, uh-- The president-- Please, will you step to one side. 666 00:23:16,601 --> 00:23:16,663   667 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:19,269 Just a moment. 668 00:23:19,269 --> 00:23:19,333   669 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:21,838 Nice weather we're having. Yes, it is. 670 00:23:21,838 --> 00:23:21,903   671 00:23:21,903 --> 00:23:23,840 Yes. Clever observation. 672 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:23,904   673 00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:26,409 How have you been, Mr. Penny? Fine, thank you. 674 00:23:26,409 --> 00:23:26,474   675 00:23:26,474 --> 00:23:28,679 That's good. That's vey interesting. 676 00:23:28,679 --> 00:23:28,744   677 00:23:28,744 --> 00:23:30,681 Uh, l-- 678 00:23:30,681 --> 00:23:31,680   679 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,617 Oh. 680 00:23:33,617 --> 00:23:38,887   681 00:23:38,887 --> 00:23:40,958 How do you do? Oh, yeah. 682 00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:41,022   683 00:23:41,022 --> 00:23:43,060 How do you do? Oh, how are you, sir? 684 00:23:43,060 --> 00:23:43,126   685 00:23:43,126 --> 00:23:47,501 Well as can be expected after that tussle l put up with those two bandits. 686 00:23:47,501 --> 00:23:47,562   687 00:23:47,562 --> 00:23:50,435 Oh, yes. Yeah, l went to see the doctor, 688 00:23:50,435 --> 00:23:50,500   689 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:53,940 and he says as result of that scrap, l'll probably have to have... 690 00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:54,003   691 00:23:54,003 --> 00:23:57,643 a kidney and my gall bladder removed. Tsk, tsk. 692 00:23:57,643 --> 00:23:57,708   693 00:23:57,708 --> 00:24:01,681 He said l also may need an appendectomy. 694 00:24:01,681 --> 00:24:01,744   695 00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:04,316 l saw young Oggilby. He told me to see the president. 696 00:24:04,316 --> 00:24:04,381   697 00:24:04,381 --> 00:24:06,919 Oh, yes. Will you step aside, please. Huh? 698 00:24:06,919 --> 00:24:06,984   699 00:24:06,984 --> 00:24:09,021 Just step to one side. 700 00:24:09,021 --> 00:24:09,086   701 00:24:09,086 --> 00:24:11,223 Ahh! Thank you. 702 00:24:11,223 --> 00:24:11,289   703 00:24:11,289 --> 00:24:13,226 Good mornin', sir. How are you? 704 00:24:13,226 --> 00:24:13,291   705 00:24:13,291 --> 00:24:15,327 l wanna draw my money outta the bank. 706 00:24:15,327 --> 00:24:15,393   707 00:24:15,393 --> 00:24:18,867 - You're not gonna close your account with us, are you? - l sure is! 708 00:24:18,867 --> 00:24:18,930   709 00:24:18,930 --> 00:24:22,636 - Is there any particular reason? - Yes, sir. l'm scared! 710 00:24:22,636 --> 00:24:22,700   711 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:25,906 Evey time l come in here, you got your hat on. 712 00:24:25,906 --> 00:24:25,970   713 00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:29,544 Look like you gettin' ready to take off. It keeps me nervous. 714 00:24:29,544 --> 00:24:29,607   715 00:24:29,607 --> 00:24:33,448 Oh, l just wear this hat on account of a little hay fever. 716 00:24:33,448 --> 00:24:34,880   717 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,084 Excuse me. That's all right. 718 00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:37,149   719 00:24:37,149 --> 00:24:39,954 l haven't any right standing in front of the hole. 720 00:24:39,954 --> 00:24:40,019   721 00:24:40,019 --> 00:24:42,791 Where's his office? Is he in? Oh, no, oh-- 722 00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:42,855   723 00:24:42,855 --> 00:24:45,560 Mr. Skinner's office is right over there. Yes, right over there. 724 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,026   725 00:24:47,026 --> 00:24:49,598 Good morning, Mr. Sousé. Good morning. Good morning. 726 00:24:49,598 --> 00:24:49,662   727 00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:53,770 Mr. Skinner's expecting you. Is he? Thanks vey much. l'll go right in. 728 00:24:53,770 --> 00:24:53,833   729 00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:58,577 We want to show our appreciation of your gallanty and daring. Thank you. 730 00:24:58,577 --> 00:24:58,638   731 00:24:58,638 --> 00:25:02,177 l wish to personally give you a hearty handclasp. 732 00:25:02,177 --> 00:25:02,242   733 00:25:02,242 --> 00:25:05,682 Oh, thanks. Hearty handclasp, yes. 734 00:25:05,682 --> 00:25:05,745   735 00:25:05,745 --> 00:25:09,085 And to present you with the company's compliments... 736 00:25:09,085 --> 00:25:09,150   737 00:25:09,150 --> 00:25:12,089 one of our 1 940 calendars 738 00:25:12,089 --> 00:25:12,153   739 00:25:12,153 --> 00:25:14,258 made especially for this bank, 740 00:25:14,258 --> 00:25:14,322   741 00:25:14,322 --> 00:25:17,729 entitled ''Spring in Lompoc.'' 742 00:25:17,729 --> 00:25:17,792   743 00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:22,601 Oh! Doesn't look unlike the Mona Lisa. 744 00:25:22,601 --> 00:25:22,663   745 00:25:22,663 --> 00:25:24,733 - Won't you be seated? - Oh, thanks. 746 00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:24,800   747 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,906 l've been in consultation with our director and we've decided that what's been needed... 748 00:25:27,906 --> 00:25:27,969   749 00:25:27,969 --> 00:25:31,377 in this bank for a long time is a special officer. Oh,yes. 750 00:25:31,377 --> 00:25:31,440   751 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:35,581 Or to revert to the argot of the underworld, a ''bank dick.'' Oh, yeah. 752 00:25:35,581 --> 00:25:35,644   753 00:25:35,644 --> 00:25:39,184 ln lieu of your heroism, your valiant dauntless courage, 754 00:25:39,184 --> 00:25:39,249   755 00:25:39,249 --> 00:25:42,188 l have the honor to offer you this position. Oh, thank you. 756 00:25:42,188 --> 00:25:42,252   757 00:25:42,252 --> 00:25:44,323 The remuneration at first will be small. 758 00:25:44,323 --> 00:25:44,387   759 00:25:44,387 --> 00:25:47,159 We're a growing concern. We're young. Yes, yes. 760 00:25:47,159 --> 00:25:47,223   761 00:25:47,223 --> 00:25:50,062 But there are many chances for advancement. Who knows? 762 00:25:50,062 --> 00:25:50,126   763 00:25:50,126 --> 00:25:53,733 Within a short time, you may become my vice president. 764 00:25:53,733 --> 00:25:53,796   765 00:25:53,796 --> 00:25:56,301 Oh! My first and only vice. 766 00:25:56,301 --> 00:25:57,501   767 00:25:57,501 --> 00:26:00,038 Very good, very-- 768 00:26:00,038 --> 00:26:00,104   769 00:26:00,104 --> 00:26:03,311 What time in the morning? The bank opens at 1 O:OO. 770 00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:03,374   771 00:26:03,374 --> 00:26:05,545 Oh. Well, that's all right. 772 00:26:05,545 --> 00:26:05,609   773 00:26:05,609 --> 00:26:11,119 lf l'm not here on time, just go right ahead without me. l'll catch up with ya. 774 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:11,182   775 00:26:11,182 --> 00:26:14,788 And, oh, yes. We will deduct a certain amount from your salay each week... 776 00:26:14,788 --> 00:26:14,852   777 00:26:14,852 --> 00:26:17,924 Uh-oh. to pay off the interest of the mortgage on your home. 778 00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:17,989   779 00:26:17,989 --> 00:26:20,761 Yes, yes. Otherwise it would necessitate our foreclosing. 780 00:26:20,761 --> 00:26:20,825   781 00:26:20,825 --> 00:26:25,099 ln view of what has transpired, that would cause us heartfelt contrition. 782 00:26:25,099 --> 00:26:25,163   783 00:26:25,163 --> 00:26:28,937 Ah, you took the very words right outta my mouth. 784 00:26:28,937 --> 00:26:30,135   785 00:26:30,135 --> 00:26:31,972 l'll see you here Monday then, 786 00:26:31,972 --> 00:26:32,037   787 00:26:32,037 --> 00:26:36,646 and l'll bring my detective disguises with me. 788 00:26:36,646 --> 00:26:37,910   789 00:26:37,910 --> 00:26:39,847 Oh. 790 00:26:39,847 --> 00:26:44,150   791 00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:46,588 Og. Listen, Og, 792 00:26:46,588 --> 00:26:46,652   793 00:26:46,652 --> 00:26:49,924 there's more to this detective business than meets the eye. 794 00:26:49,924 --> 00:26:49,990   795 00:26:49,990 --> 00:26:53,029 lt requires cunning and resourcefulness, 796 00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:53,093   797 00:26:53,093 --> 00:26:55,297 and l have both. 798 00:26:55,297 --> 00:26:55,362   799 00:26:55,362 --> 00:26:58,601 l have a thousand disguises at home. 800 00:26:58,601 --> 00:26:58,665   801 00:26:58,665 --> 00:27:03,541 l'll come in with one of those disguises on. If you recognize me,you go-- 802 00:27:03,541 --> 00:27:06,040   803 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,981 Like this? Not up high. It's too blatant. Go down there. 804 00:27:09,981 --> 00:27:10,043   805 00:27:10,043 --> 00:27:12,114 Just give me a little one, like that. 806 00:27:12,114 --> 00:27:12,180   807 00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:15,487 lf you don't recognize me, go, uh-- 808 00:27:15,487 --> 00:27:15,551   809 00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:19,025 Well, if you don't recognize me, you won't know what to do. 810 00:27:19,025 --> 00:27:19,088   811 00:27:19,088 --> 00:27:21,826 And you won't recognize me. 812 00:27:21,826 --> 00:27:21,889   813 00:27:21,889 --> 00:27:25,129 Now, l'll be in here later. 814 00:27:25,129 --> 00:27:48,151   815 00:27:48,151 --> 00:27:50,823 You gotta keep in practice in this game. 816 00:27:50,823 --> 00:27:50,887   817 00:27:50,887 --> 00:27:52,890 You never know when you're gonna... 818 00:27:52,890 --> 00:27:54,425   819 00:27:54,425 --> 00:27:56,763 have to use your gun. 820 00:27:56,763 --> 00:27:56,826   821 00:27:56,826 --> 00:27:59,766 l really have a reason for a snort this morning. 822 00:27:59,766 --> 00:27:59,830   823 00:27:59,830 --> 00:28:03,504 After that bout l put up with those two crooks 824 00:28:03,504 --> 00:28:03,568   825 00:28:03,568 --> 00:28:06,273 l'm still arm weary. 826 00:28:06,273 --> 00:28:06,337   827 00:28:06,337 --> 00:28:10,579 The president of the bank called me in. He says, ''Sousé.'' 828 00:28:10,579 --> 00:28:10,642   829 00:28:10,642 --> 00:28:12,846 l says, ''Yes.'' 830 00:28:12,846 --> 00:28:12,910   831 00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:16,083 He says, ''l want you down here for our bank dick. 832 00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:16,148   833 00:28:16,148 --> 00:28:18,453 We've wanted a bank dick fora long while.'' 834 00:28:18,453 --> 00:28:18,517   835 00:28:18,517 --> 00:28:21,189 He says, ''ln your Christmas box... 836 00:28:21,189 --> 00:28:21,253   837 00:28:21,253 --> 00:28:24,860 will, in all probability, be the vice presidency ofthis bank.'' 838 00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:24,923   839 00:28:24,923 --> 00:28:27,194 [Ioe ] What'll it be? 840 00:28:27,194 --> 00:28:27,259   841 00:28:27,259 --> 00:28:30,165 A depth bomb. 842 00:28:30,165 --> 00:28:33,031   843 00:28:33,031 --> 00:28:35,837 ## [ Humming ] 844 00:28:35,837 --> 00:28:38,037   845 00:28:38,037 --> 00:28:40,575 Keep your hat off there. 846 00:28:40,575 --> 00:28:50,517   847 00:28:50,517 --> 00:28:53,956 ## [ Whistling ] 848 00:28:53,956 --> 00:28:58,859   849 00:28:58,859 --> 00:29:01,130 Very tasty. l think l'll have another one. 850 00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:01,195   851 00:29:01,195 --> 00:29:03,734 ## [ Humming ] 852 00:29:03,734 --> 00:29:03,798   853 00:29:03,798 --> 00:29:06,869 Um, some fresh water. 854 00:29:06,869 --> 00:29:11,106   855 00:29:11,106 --> 00:29:13,743 And a towel, thankyou. 856 00:29:13,743 --> 00:29:13,808   857 00:29:13,808 --> 00:29:17,514 Never like to bathe in the same water twice. 858 00:29:17,514 --> 00:29:18,880   859 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,020 Neat little trick, isn't it? 860 00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:22,083   861 00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:25,858 Pardon me. l couldn't help overhearing your conversation. 862 00:29:25,858 --> 00:29:25,920   863 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:29,761 Oh, pardon me. Pardon me. It's quite all right. 864 00:29:29,761 --> 00:29:29,825   865 00:29:29,825 --> 00:29:32,429 Waterbuy's my name. J. Frothingham Waterbuy. 866 00:29:32,429 --> 00:29:32,496   867 00:29:32,496 --> 00:29:35,635 Thank you. Very glad to know you. My name's Sousé. 868 00:29:35,635 --> 00:29:35,699   869 00:29:35,699 --> 00:29:38,271 How do you do, Mr. Sousé? Accent the grave over the ''e.'' 870 00:29:38,271 --> 00:29:38,335   871 00:29:38,335 --> 00:29:41,941 Oh, so? l'm in the bond and stock business. Oh,yeah. 872 00:29:41,941 --> 00:29:42,005   873 00:29:42,005 --> 00:29:44,844 l have 5,OOO shares of the Beefsteak Mines in Leapfrog, Nevada... 874 00:29:44,844 --> 00:29:44,908   875 00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:47,012 that l want to turn over to your bank. Yeah? 876 00:29:47,012 --> 00:29:47,077   877 00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:51,219 l like this town. l want to get some contacts, and l think you're the man. 878 00:29:51,219 --> 00:29:51,282   879 00:29:51,282 --> 00:29:55,089 These shares are selling for ten cents a share, and, uh-- 880 00:29:55,089 --> 00:29:55,153   881 00:29:55,153 --> 00:29:58,192 [ Squealing ] 882 00:29:58,192 --> 00:30:00,957   883 00:30:00,957 --> 00:30:03,830 Ten cents cash? That's okay. Oh, that's terrible! 884 00:30:03,830 --> 00:30:03,895   885 00:30:03,895 --> 00:30:06,666 These shares are selling for ten cents a share. Yeah? 886 00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:06,732   887 00:30:06,732 --> 00:30:09,737 A telephone company once sold for five cents a share! Five cents! 888 00:30:09,737 --> 00:30:09,802   889 00:30:09,802 --> 00:30:13,976 These shares are twice as expensive; therefore, they'll be twice as valuable. 890 00:30:13,976 --> 00:30:14,039   891 00:30:14,039 --> 00:30:16,576 Sure they will. Oh, no. Naturally, you're no dunce. 892 00:30:16,576 --> 00:30:16,642   893 00:30:16,642 --> 00:30:20,483 The telephone is now listed at $1 .73, and you can't buy it. 894 00:30:20,483 --> 00:30:20,547   895 00:30:20,547 --> 00:30:25,958 $1 .73. $3,460 for evey nickel you put into it. 896 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:26,019   897 00:30:26,019 --> 00:30:29,358 The point l'm trying to make is this. 898 00:30:29,358 --> 00:30:29,422   899 00:30:29,422 --> 00:30:31,592 Huh? The point l'm trying to make is: 900 00:30:31,592 --> 00:30:31,659   901 00:30:31,659 --> 00:30:35,065 These shares sell for ten cents. It's simple arithmetic. 902 00:30:35,065 --> 00:30:35,128   903 00:30:35,128 --> 00:30:38,234 If five'll get you ten, ten'll get you twenty. Sure. 904 00:30:38,234 --> 00:30:38,298   905 00:30:38,298 --> 00:30:43,676 Sixteen-cylinder cars. A big home in the city, balconies upstairs and down. 906 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:43,737   907 00:30:43,737 --> 00:30:47,009 A home in the country, big trees, private golf course, 908 00:30:47,009 --> 00:30:47,073   909 00:30:47,073 --> 00:30:49,311 stream running through the rear of the estate. 910 00:30:49,311 --> 00:30:49,376   911 00:30:49,376 --> 00:30:52,682 Warm Sunday afternoon fishing under the cool trees, 912 00:30:52,682 --> 00:30:52,746   913 00:30:52,746 --> 00:30:55,418 sipping ice-cold beer. 914 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:55,482   915 00:30:55,482 --> 00:30:57,820 l can almost see the foam. Yeah. 916 00:30:57,820 --> 00:30:57,885   917 00:30:57,885 --> 00:31:00,523 Ham and cheese on ye. With mustard. 918 00:31:00,523 --> 00:31:00,589   919 00:31:00,589 --> 00:31:03,394 Yeah. We have plenty of mustard at the house. Yeah. 920 00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:03,458   921 00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:07,632 Then this guy comes up the shady drive in an armored car from the bank, 922 00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:07,696   923 00:31:07,696 --> 00:31:12,105 and he dumps a whole basket of coupons worth hundreds of thousands of dollars... 924 00:31:12,105 --> 00:31:12,167   925 00:31:12,167 --> 00:31:14,204 Yeah? right in your lap. 926 00:31:14,204 --> 00:31:14,270   927 00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:17,475 And he says, ''Sign here, please, on the dotted line.'' 928 00:31:17,475 --> 00:31:17,540   929 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:19,710 l'll have a fountain pen by that time. Yes. 930 00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:19,775   931 00:31:19,775 --> 00:31:21,913 Then he's off to the soft chirping... 932 00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:21,978   933 00:31:21,978 --> 00:31:24,950 of our feathered friends in the arboreal dell. Oh. 934 00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:25,014   935 00:31:25,014 --> 00:31:27,718 That's what these bonds mean! They do, eh? 936 00:31:27,718 --> 00:31:27,783   937 00:31:27,783 --> 00:31:32,493 l'd rather part with my dear grandmother's paisley shawl or her wedding ring... 938 00:31:32,493 --> 00:31:32,556   939 00:31:32,556 --> 00:31:38,334 than to part with these bonds. Yeah, it must be tough to lose a paisley shawl. 940 00:31:38,334 --> 00:31:38,395   941 00:31:38,395 --> 00:31:40,867 Thank you. 942 00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:40,931   943 00:31:40,931 --> 00:31:43,068 Gosh! Oh, pardon my language. 944 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:43,133   945 00:31:43,133 --> 00:31:46,807 lt's all right. l swear sometimes myself. l feel like a dog. 946 00:31:46,807 --> 00:31:46,871   947 00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:49,475 But, it's now or never. It must be done. 948 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:49,540   949 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:52,512 So take it or leave it. l'll take it. 950 00:31:52,512 --> 00:31:52,577   951 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:56,151 Fine! Fine. Fine. 952 00:31:56,151 --> 00:31:56,214   953 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:59,086 Meet me down at the bank in about an hour. Why, certainly! 954 00:31:59,086 --> 00:31:59,150   955 00:31:59,150 --> 00:32:02,557 My card. Oh, thanks. 956 00:32:02,557 --> 00:32:12,665   957 00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:17,509 Boy, l got you set for life. l don't hang around that Black Pussy Cafe for nothing. 958 00:32:17,509 --> 00:32:17,569   959 00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:19,539 l met a fellow who's in trouble. 960 00:32:19,539 --> 00:32:19,605   961 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:22,177 Something the matter with his grandmother's paisley shawl. 962 00:32:22,177 --> 00:32:22,241   963 00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:25,681 He has 5,OOO shares in the Beefsteak Mine, 964 00:32:25,681 --> 00:32:25,745   965 00:32:25,745 --> 00:32:28,517 and you can buy them for a handful of hay. 966 00:32:28,517 --> 00:32:28,582   967 00:32:28,582 --> 00:32:30,551 Hay? And they're worth-- 968 00:32:30,551 --> 00:32:30,617   969 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:35,193 Ten cents a share. Telephone sold for five cents a share. 970 00:32:35,193 --> 00:32:35,255   971 00:32:35,255 --> 00:32:38,662 How would you like something better for ten cents a share? 972 00:32:38,662 --> 00:32:38,726   973 00:32:38,726 --> 00:32:41,998 If five gets you ten, ten'll get you twenty. 974 00:32:41,998 --> 00:32:42,062   975 00:32:42,062 --> 00:32:46,204 Beautiful home in the county, upstairs and down. 976 00:32:46,204 --> 00:32:46,267   977 00:32:46,267 --> 00:32:51,745 Beer flowing through the estate over your grandmother's paisley shawl. 978 00:32:51,745 --> 00:32:51,807   979 00:32:51,807 --> 00:32:54,712 Beer? Beer! 980 00:32:54,712 --> 00:32:54,776   981 00:32:54,776 --> 00:33:00,621 fishing in the stream that runs under the arboreal dell. 982 00:33:00,621 --> 00:33:00,682   983 00:33:00,682 --> 00:33:03,788 A man comes up from the bar, 984 00:33:03,788 --> 00:33:03,853   985 00:33:03,853 --> 00:33:09,730 dumps $3,500 in your lap for evey nickel invested. 986 00:33:09,730 --> 00:33:09,791   987 00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:14,133 Says to you, ''Sign here on the dotted line;' 988 00:33:14,133 --> 00:33:14,197   989 00:33:14,197 --> 00:33:18,738 and then disappears in the waving fields of alfalfa. 990 00:33:18,738 --> 00:33:18,802   991 00:33:18,802 --> 00:33:22,108 Gosh! Do you think he was telling the truth? 992 00:33:22,108 --> 00:33:22,171   993 00:33:22,171 --> 00:33:25,611 You don't think a man would resort to taradiddle, do you? 994 00:33:25,611 --> 00:33:25,676   995 00:33:25,676 --> 00:33:31,287 Why, he sounded like a child at the vey thought of disposing of these shares. 996 00:33:31,287 --> 00:33:31,348   997 00:33:31,348 --> 00:33:33,384 How does the bank make its money? 998 00:33:33,384 --> 00:33:33,450   999 00:33:33,450 --> 00:33:35,219 By investing. That's the point. 1000 00:33:35,219 --> 00:33:35,284   1001 00:33:35,284 --> 00:33:37,722 You don't want to work all your life. 1002 00:33:37,722 --> 00:33:37,789   1003 00:33:37,789 --> 00:33:41,428 Take a chance. Take it while you're young. 1004 00:33:41,428 --> 00:33:41,492   1005 00:33:41,492 --> 00:33:44,364 My uncle, a balloon ascensionist, 1006 00:33:44,364 --> 00:33:44,428   1007 00:33:44,428 --> 00:33:47,902 Effingham Hoffnagle, took a chance. 1008 00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:47,966   1009 00:33:47,966 --> 00:33:50,838 He was three miles and a half up in the air. 1010 00:33:50,838 --> 00:33:50,902   1011 00:33:50,902 --> 00:33:53,440 He jumped out of the basket of the balloon... 1012 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:53,505   1013 00:33:53,505 --> 00:33:56,845 and took a chance of lighting on a load of hay. 1014 00:33:56,845 --> 00:33:56,909   1015 00:33:56,909 --> 00:34:00,115 Golly! Did he make it? H m m. 1016 00:34:00,115 --> 00:34:00,178   1017 00:34:00,178 --> 00:34:05,155 - Uh, no, he didn't. - Oh. 1018 00:34:05,155 --> 00:34:05,217   1019 00:34:05,217 --> 00:34:09,024 Had he been a younger man, he probably would have made it. 1020 00:34:09,024 --> 00:34:09,088   1021 00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:13,729 That's the point. Don't wait too long in life. 1022 00:34:13,729 --> 00:34:17,964   1023 00:34:17,964 --> 00:34:20,568 l've never done anything like this. 1024 00:34:20,568 --> 00:34:20,634   1025 00:34:20,634 --> 00:34:24,508 And another thing, l haven't got the money. 1026 00:34:24,508 --> 00:34:24,571   1027 00:34:24,571 --> 00:34:29,279 Of course, my bonus comes due in four days. That's $500. l could buy 'em then. 1028 00:34:29,279 --> 00:34:29,342   1029 00:34:29,342 --> 00:34:33,183 Then with all that money, l really might be worthy of your daughter's hand. 1030 00:34:33,183 --> 00:34:33,246   1031 00:34:33,246 --> 00:34:36,386 Women really appreciate the fine things in life. 1032 00:34:36,386 --> 00:34:36,451   1033 00:34:36,451 --> 00:34:41,092 You don't wanna die and leave your wife and children paupers, do you? No. 1034 00:34:41,092 --> 00:34:41,154   1035 00:34:41,154 --> 00:34:43,994 Borrow the $500 from the bank. 1036 00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:44,059   1037 00:34:44,059 --> 00:34:47,499 You intend to pay it back when your bonus comes due, don't ya? 1038 00:34:47,499 --> 00:34:47,562   1039 00:34:47,562 --> 00:34:50,468 Oh, sure. Surely! Don't be a luddy-duddy. 1040 00:34:50,468 --> 00:34:50,532   1041 00:34:50,532 --> 00:34:52,769 Don't be a moon calf. 1042 00:34:52,769 --> 00:34:52,835   1043 00:34:52,835 --> 00:34:56,876 Don't be a jabbernowl. You're not those, are you? No. 1044 00:34:56,876 --> 00:34:56,939   1045 00:34:56,939 --> 00:35:00,513 l guess there's no way you could confuse it with stealing, is there? 1046 00:35:00,513 --> 00:35:00,576   1047 00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:03,381 Ha! Nothing could be more absurd! 1048 00:35:03,381 --> 00:35:03,445   1049 00:35:03,445 --> 00:35:05,448 Well, all right. Send him in. 1050 00:35:05,448 --> 00:35:05,514   1051 00:35:05,514 --> 00:35:08,787 He won't be here till 11 :OO. 1052 00:35:08,787 --> 00:35:21,631   1053 00:35:21,631 --> 00:35:25,506 Got him! Back! Back! Oh, what do you mean? 1054 00:35:25,506 --> 00:35:25,569   1055 00:35:25,569 --> 00:35:27,773 The idea! Is that gun loaded? 1056 00:35:27,773 --> 00:35:27,838   1057 00:35:27,838 --> 00:35:31,044 Certainly not, but l think you are. 1058 00:35:31,044 --> 00:35:31,108   1059 00:35:31,108 --> 00:35:34,815 Mommy, doesn't that man have a funny nose? 1060 00:35:34,815 --> 00:35:34,879   1061 00:35:34,879 --> 00:35:36,917 You mustn't make fun of the gentleman, Clifford. 1062 00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:36,982   1063 00:35:36,982 --> 00:35:41,090 You'd like to have a nose like that full of nickels, wouldn't you? 1064 00:35:41,090 --> 00:35:41,153   1065 00:35:41,153 --> 00:35:44,827 l'll throw him in the wastepaper basket next time he comes in here. 1066 00:35:44,827 --> 00:36:10,983   1067 00:36:10,983 --> 00:36:12,920 How do you do? How do you do? 1068 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:12,986   1069 00:36:12,986 --> 00:36:14,956 l'm the officer. Can l help you? 1070 00:36:14,956 --> 00:36:15,022   1071 00:36:15,022 --> 00:36:17,092 l'd like to see Mr. Skinner, please. 1072 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:17,157   1073 00:36:17,157 --> 00:36:21,331 Yes, he'll be vey glad to see you, l'm sure. 1074 00:36:21,331 --> 00:36:21,395   1075 00:36:21,395 --> 00:36:23,565 Very glad. 1076 00:36:23,565 --> 00:36:23,630   1077 00:36:23,630 --> 00:36:26,969 J. Pinkerton Snoopington, bank examiner. 1078 00:36:26,969 --> 00:36:27,034   1079 00:36:27,034 --> 00:36:29,239 Is that right? Yes. 1080 00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:29,303   1081 00:36:29,303 --> 00:36:32,042 He'll be very glad to see you, but, um, 1082 00:36:32,042 --> 00:36:32,106   1083 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:34,778 he's gone out to the golf course on business... 1084 00:36:34,778 --> 00:36:34,842   1085 00:36:34,842 --> 00:36:37,179 and probably won't be back till midnight. 1086 00:36:37,179 --> 00:36:37,244   1087 00:36:37,244 --> 00:36:39,315 If he does return, where can he call you? 1088 00:36:39,315 --> 00:36:39,380   1089 00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:42,119 I'm stopping at the New Old Lompoc House on the avenue. 1090 00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:42,183   1091 00:36:42,183 --> 00:36:44,388 Oh, New Old Lompoc House! Yes, yes. 1092 00:36:44,388 --> 00:36:44,452   1093 00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:47,591 Frank Cridellhoffer, the management. l know him well. 1094 00:36:47,591 --> 00:36:47,656   1095 00:36:47,656 --> 00:36:49,926 You do? If you need anything during the night, 1096 00:36:49,926 --> 00:36:49,992   1097 00:36:49,992 --> 00:36:52,597 just mention my name. Yes, l will. 1098 00:36:52,597 --> 00:36:52,661   1099 00:36:52,661 --> 00:36:54,664 That's fine, yes. 1100 00:36:54,664 --> 00:36:58,901   1101 00:36:58,901 --> 00:37:00,838 Got some bad news for ya. 1102 00:37:00,838 --> 00:37:00,903   1103 00:37:00,903 --> 00:37:04,010 Can you take it now, or shall l hold it off a little longer? 1104 00:37:04,010 --> 00:37:04,074   1105 00:37:04,074 --> 00:37:07,046 That was the bank examiner, wasn't it? 1106 00:37:07,046 --> 00:37:07,110   1107 00:37:07,110 --> 00:37:09,280 You guessed it the first time. Ooh. 1108 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:09,345   1109 00:37:09,345 --> 00:37:12,920 l knew this would happen. l was a perfect idiot to ever listen to you. 1110 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,018   1111 00:37:15,018 --> 00:37:17,757 You listen to me, Og. 1112 00:37:17,757 --> 00:37:17,822   1113 00:37:17,822 --> 00:37:21,195 There's nothing in this world that is perfect. 1114 00:37:21,195 --> 00:37:21,259   1115 00:37:21,259 --> 00:37:25,600 It'll be four days before l get my bonus and can replace that money. 1116 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:25,663   1117 00:37:25,663 --> 00:37:28,635 Oh, was I a dope. I've sacrificed eveything: 1118 00:37:28,635 --> 00:37:28,699   1119 00:37:28,699 --> 00:37:31,571 my job, my marriage to your daughter. 1120 00:37:31,571 --> 00:37:31,636   1121 00:37:31,636 --> 00:37:34,040 Keep my daughter's name out of this. 1122 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:34,106   1123 00:37:34,106 --> 00:37:38,914 Don't you ever tell me again l'm not a jabbernowl and a moon cal_ 1124 00:37:38,914 --> 00:37:40,544   1125 00:37:40,544 --> 00:37:43,617 Please get out of the office, Mr. Sousé. This is terrible. 1126 00:37:43,617 --> 00:37:43,682   1127 00:37:43,682 --> 00:37:48,291 l reiterate, Ogilthorpe. Leave eveything to me. 1128 00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:48,353   1129 00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:51,525 Don't wory about a thing. 1130 00:37:51,525 --> 00:37:54,060   1131 00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:56,130 Hello, hello. 1132 00:37:56,130 --> 00:37:56,195   1133 00:37:56,195 --> 00:38:00,269 Give me the New Old Lompoc House. 1134 00:38:00,269 --> 00:38:00,332   1135 00:38:00,332 --> 00:38:03,739 Yeah, the New Old. 1136 00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:03,803   1137 00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:06,508 Charlie on the desk? 1138 00:38:06,508 --> 00:38:13,781   1139 00:38:13,781 --> 00:38:18,357 What's a six-letter word meaning ''embezzlement''? Prison. 1140 00:38:18,357 --> 00:38:18,419   1141 00:38:18,419 --> 00:38:20,823 [ Loud Knocking ] 1142 00:38:20,823 --> 00:38:20,888   1143 00:38:20,888 --> 00:38:22,993 [ Sighs ] l'll bet that's Og. 1144 00:38:22,993 --> 00:38:23,057   1145 00:38:23,057 --> 00:38:26,497 Hmm, he's got her bettin'. She never gambled before she met him. 1146 00:38:26,497 --> 00:38:26,560   1147 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:30,802 Ah, hello, Og. Hello, dear. 1148 00:38:30,802 --> 00:38:30,865   1149 00:38:30,865 --> 00:38:33,971 Still workin' on your crossword-puzzle book? Uh-huh. 1150 00:38:33,971 --> 00:38:34,036   1151 00:38:34,036 --> 00:38:36,473 l'll tell you one on Grandma. l asked 'em to give me... 1152 00:38:36,473 --> 00:38:36,538   1153 00:38:36,538 --> 00:38:41,547 a six-letter word meaning ''embezzlement;' and she said ''prison.'' 1154 00:38:41,547 --> 00:38:42,778   1155 00:38:42,778 --> 00:38:45,382 lsn't that a hot one? 1156 00:38:45,382 --> 00:38:45,448   1157 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,919 Huh? 1158 00:38:47,919 --> 00:38:55,758   1159 00:38:55,758 --> 00:38:59,533 She's right. What's the matter with you? 1160 00:38:59,533 --> 00:39:00,630   1161 00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:03,167 l've got something to confess. 1162 00:39:03,167 --> 00:39:03,233   1163 00:39:03,233 --> 00:39:08,243 Our engagement is off. Og, what are you saying? 1164 00:39:08,243 --> 00:39:08,305   1165 00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:11,144 Oh, well, it's only off for a while, dear; 1166 00:39:11,144 --> 00:39:11,209   1167 00:39:11,209 --> 00:39:13,713 that is, if you're willing to wait until l get out of prison. 1168 00:39:13,713 --> 00:39:13,777   1169 00:39:13,777 --> 00:39:17,752 Og, don't scare me. Oh, stop fooling. 1170 00:39:17,752 --> 00:39:17,814   1171 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:21,556 What do you mean? Oh, l don't know. l can't think straight. 1172 00:39:21,556 --> 00:39:21,619   1173 00:39:21,619 --> 00:39:24,090 Your father brought a man into the bank who sold me... 1174 00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:24,155   1175 00:39:24,155 --> 00:39:28,397 his old grandmother's paisley shawl with a beer river running through it. 1176 00:39:28,397 --> 00:39:28,459   1177 00:39:28,459 --> 00:39:31,464 l don't know what it was! Are you sick? 1178 00:39:31,464 --> 00:39:31,529   1179 00:39:31,529 --> 00:39:34,568 Let me feel your head. Ooh, you've got a fever. 1180 00:39:34,568 --> 00:39:34,632   1181 00:39:34,632 --> 00:39:39,141 l don't know what l've got, but your father got me to take $500 from the bank... 1182 00:39:39,141 --> 00:39:39,204   1183 00:39:39,204 --> 00:39:41,141 and invest it in-- Og! 1184 00:39:41,141 --> 00:39:41,206   1185 00:39:41,206 --> 00:39:45,548 Shh. Not so loud. l don't want your mother or grandmother to hear this. 1186 00:39:45,548 --> 00:39:45,610   1187 00:39:45,610 --> 00:39:50,186 He got me to invest it in telephone and telegraph and electric light company. 1188 00:39:50,186 --> 00:39:50,250   1189 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:54,057 No, it wasn't telephone or telegraph. It was a Beefsteak Mine. 1190 00:39:54,057 --> 00:39:54,120   1191 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:58,162 A Beefsteak Mine! Og, have you been drinking? 1192 00:39:58,162 --> 00:39:58,224   1193 00:39:58,224 --> 00:40:02,165 l'm going to tell my mother that my father got you to drink and steal money from the bank. 1194 00:40:02,165 --> 00:40:02,229   1195 00:40:02,229 --> 00:40:04,901 No, listen, dear. l'm gonna tell my mother right away... 1196 00:40:04,901 --> 00:40:04,965   1197 00:40:04,965 --> 00:40:08,772 that my father got you to steal money from the bank and invest it in a Beefsteak Mine. 1198 00:40:08,772 --> 00:40:08,835   1199 00:40:08,835 --> 00:40:11,105 Oh, now, Myrtle! 1200 00:40:11,105 --> 00:40:11,604   1201 00:40:11,604 --> 00:40:15,678 lt was nice of you to call me. Oh, not at all! 1202 00:40:15,678 --> 00:40:15,742   1203 00:40:15,742 --> 00:40:18,915 l knew you were a stranger. l wanted to make your stay happy. 1204 00:40:18,915 --> 00:40:18,979   1205 00:40:18,979 --> 00:40:22,519 l work for the Chamber of Commerce when l'm not on my regular-- 1206 00:40:22,519 --> 00:40:22,583   1207 00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:24,620 Would you like to weigh yourself? Oh, no. 1208 00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:24,685   1209 00:40:24,685 --> 00:40:29,261 l know the manager here. He'll let you weigh yourself for nothing. 1210 00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:29,325   1211 00:40:29,325 --> 00:40:33,365 Um, Lompoc is noted for its beautiful girls. 1212 00:40:33,365 --> 00:40:33,429   1213 00:40:33,429 --> 00:40:36,535 l imagine you've noticed some. Yes, l have. 1214 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:36,598   1215 00:40:36,598 --> 00:40:38,935 l'm a married man with a grown daughter 18 years ofage. 1216 00:40:38,935 --> 00:40:39,000   1217 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,305 Oh, l'd like to meet her. 1218 00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:41,370   1219 00:40:41,370 --> 00:40:46,179 l'm very fond of children-- girl children around 18, 20. 1220 00:40:46,179 --> 00:40:46,242   1221 00:40:46,242 --> 00:40:50,751 l have a young daughter of marriageable age, also a small daughter; 1222 00:40:50,751 --> 00:40:50,813   1223 00:40:50,813 --> 00:40:55,021 nice wife and a mother-in-law that loves me like her own son. 1224 00:40:55,021 --> 00:40:55,085   1225 00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:57,522 Would you like to give the town a double ''O''? 1226 00:40:57,522 --> 00:40:57,587   1227 00:40:57,587 --> 00:41:01,094 A little constitutional couldn't possibly hurt. No. 1228 00:41:01,094 --> 00:41:01,158   1229 00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:04,932 Ha! The Black Pussy Cafe and snack bar. 1230 00:41:04,932 --> 00:41:04,995   1231 00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:08,601 Hello, Fancy. How would you like to go in and have a little spot? 1232 00:41:08,601 --> 00:41:08,665   1233 00:41:08,665 --> 00:41:12,639 Mm-mm. No, no. l never drink during business hours, thank you. 1234 00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:12,703   1235 00:41:12,703 --> 00:41:17,813 Just a little spot, and we'll find out how Gumlegs came out at Del Mar today. 1236 00:41:17,813 --> 00:41:17,876   1237 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:21,649 This, uh-- This place isn't crowded, is it? 1238 00:41:21,649 --> 00:41:21,713   1239 00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:24,752 No! If it wasn't for me, the place'd starve to death. 1240 00:41:24,752 --> 00:41:24,816   1241 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:28,690 Well, l'll dawdle for about ten minutes. We'll dawdle together. 1242 00:41:28,690 --> 00:41:28,754   1243 00:41:28,754 --> 00:41:32,393 Oh, after you. Thank you. 1244 00:41:32,393 --> 00:41:34,926   1245 00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:38,366 Nice little place here. Psst, psst. 1246 00:41:38,366 --> 00:41:38,430   1247 00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:41,068 Could we find a secluded spot where we won't be observed? 1248 00:41:41,068 --> 00:41:41,133   1249 00:41:41,133 --> 00:41:44,573 Oh, surely. Sit down there. Nobody will see you. 1250 00:41:44,573 --> 00:41:44,637   1251 00:41:44,637 --> 00:41:48,378 These are just a couple of local beer guzzlers. 1252 00:41:48,378 --> 00:41:48,441   1253 00:41:48,441 --> 00:41:50,578 Could we pull the shade? 1254 00:41:50,578 --> 00:41:50,643   1255 00:41:50,643 --> 00:41:52,881 You can pull anything you want in here. It's a regular joint. 1256 00:41:52,881 --> 00:41:52,946   1257 00:41:52,946 --> 00:41:56,420 l know Joe very well. What's your pleasure? 1258 00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:56,484   1259 00:41:56,484 --> 00:42:00,258 Uh, Rye highball. Rye highball. 1260 00:42:00,258 --> 00:42:00,321   1261 00:42:00,321 --> 00:42:03,694 Make it light. Light? Fine. 1262 00:42:03,694 --> 00:42:03,758   1263 00:42:03,758 --> 00:42:06,329 Hi, Mr. Sousé. What'll it be? 1264 00:42:06,329 --> 00:42:06,394   1265 00:42:06,394 --> 00:42:09,333 [ Egbert ] l want two highballs. 1266 00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:09,397   1267 00:42:09,397 --> 00:42:13,371 One very light. You can double up on mine. 1268 00:42:13,371 --> 00:42:13,434   1269 00:42:13,434 --> 00:42:17,141 Has Michael Finn been in here today? 1270 00:42:17,141 --> 00:42:17,204   1271 00:42:17,204 --> 00:42:20,711 - No, but he will be. -Mm-hmm.That's good. 1272 00:42:20,711 --> 00:42:20,775   1273 00:42:20,775 --> 00:42:25,050 How'd Gumlegs come out in the fifth? He ran sixth. 1274 00:42:25,050 --> 00:42:25,112   1275 00:42:25,112 --> 00:42:27,351 Oh, the dog! 1276 00:42:27,351 --> 00:42:27,416   1277 00:42:27,416 --> 00:42:30,221 You ever bet on the races? No. l never wager. 1278 00:42:30,221 --> 00:42:30,285   1279 00:42:30,285 --> 00:42:34,092 You never wager. It's not a bad idea. It's a good system. 1280 00:42:34,092 --> 00:42:34,157   1281 00:42:34,157 --> 00:42:37,630 l bet on that Gumlegs once. 1282 00:42:37,630 --> 00:42:37,693   1283 00:42:37,693 --> 00:42:40,765 He won. But the jockey got of fat the three-quarters... 1284 00:42:40,765 --> 00:42:40,829   1285 00:42:40,829 --> 00:42:44,303 and had to carry him across the tape on his back. 1286 00:42:44,303 --> 00:42:44,367   1287 00:42:44,367 --> 00:42:48,642 He's a beetle. The jockey was a very insulting fellow. 1288 00:42:48,642 --> 00:42:48,704   1289 00:42:48,704 --> 00:42:51,243 He referred to my proboscis... 1290 00:42:51,243 --> 00:42:51,308   1291 00:42:51,308 --> 00:42:55,149 as an adsatitious excrescious. 1292 00:42:55,149 --> 00:42:55,211   1293 00:42:55,211 --> 00:42:58,250 l had to tweak his nose. 1294 00:42:58,250 --> 00:42:58,315   1295 00:42:58,315 --> 00:43:02,456 l was compelled to-- Oh, that's fine, thank you. 1296 00:43:02,456 --> 00:43:04,421   1297 00:43:04,421 --> 00:43:07,294 Well, no one's looking. 1298 00:43:07,294 --> 00:43:07,358   1299 00:43:07,358 --> 00:43:10,865 Down the hatch. Down the-- [ Clears Throat ] 1300 00:43:10,865 --> 00:43:23,609   1301 00:43:23,609 --> 00:43:26,013 [ Gasps ] 1302 00:43:26,013 --> 00:43:35,920   1303 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,958 [ Gasps ] 1304 00:43:37,958 --> 00:43:43,096   1305 00:43:43,096 --> 00:43:45,033 [ Hiccups ] 1306 00:43:45,033 --> 00:43:46,933   1307 00:43:46,933 --> 00:43:50,472 l feel deathly ill. Oh. 1308 00:43:50,472 --> 00:43:50,537   1309 00:43:50,537 --> 00:43:54,812 Well, fill 'em up again, Joe. 1310 00:43:54,812 --> 00:43:54,875   1311 00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:59,684 No, no, please. l've never had such a feeling in all my life. 1312 00:43:59,684 --> 00:43:59,746   1313 00:43:59,746 --> 00:44:02,886 Probably it's something you've eaten. [ Hiccups ] 1314 00:44:02,886 --> 00:44:02,949   1315 00:44:02,949 --> 00:44:06,489 I haven't eaten anything. There you are, you haven't eaten. 1316 00:44:06,489 --> 00:44:06,554   1317 00:44:06,554 --> 00:44:10,162 Let's go over. l'll get you some nice chili con carne. 1318 00:44:10,162 --> 00:44:10,224   1319 00:44:10,224 --> 00:44:13,431 Or it may be the altitude. 1320 00:44:13,431 --> 00:44:13,495   1321 00:44:13,495 --> 00:44:15,030 Come on. Ooh! 1322 00:44:15,030 --> 00:44:15,097   1323 00:44:15,097 --> 00:44:19,070 My error. Don't worry about a thing. You're all right. 1324 00:44:19,070 --> 00:44:19,134   1325 00:44:19,134 --> 00:44:23,810 lt may be the altitude. This town has an altitude of 500 feet. 1326 00:44:23,810 --> 00:44:23,871   1327 00:44:23,871 --> 00:44:26,510 Population is 4,500. 1328 00:44:26,510 --> 00:44:26,575   1329 00:44:26,575 --> 00:44:31,953 Schools. Churches. Public library. [ Groans ] 1330 00:44:31,953 --> 00:44:32,014   1331 00:44:32,014 --> 00:44:35,353 Three blocks of paved streets. 1332 00:44:35,353 --> 00:44:35,418   1333 00:44:35,418 --> 00:44:39,794 Two trains a day, not counting the milk train at 4:OO in the morning. 1334 00:44:39,794 --> 00:44:39,855   1335 00:44:39,855 --> 00:44:43,696 We have three drugstores. One actually sells medicine. Stop. 1336 00:44:43,696 --> 00:44:43,759   1337 00:44:43,759 --> 00:44:47,233 Stop, l'm dying. Could you direct me to a culvert? 1338 00:44:47,233 --> 00:44:47,297   1339 00:44:47,297 --> 00:44:50,704 Why don't you wait till you get to the hotel? It's only six blocks. 1340 00:44:50,704 --> 00:44:50,767   1341 00:44:50,767 --> 00:44:55,676 We pass the Spanish Americo Chili Parlor on the way up. 1342 00:44:55,676 --> 00:44:55,741   1343 00:44:55,741 --> 00:44:57,543 [ Hiccups ] 1344 00:44:57,543 --> 00:44:58,908   1345 00:44:58,908 --> 00:45:03,785 Maybe you've eaten an oyster in a month that had an ''R'' in it. 1346 00:45:03,785 --> 00:45:03,847   1347 00:45:03,847 --> 00:45:07,087 Don't let these people know. It's a vey respectable place. 1348 00:45:07,087 --> 00:45:07,152   1349 00:45:07,152 --> 00:45:09,723 That's all right. That's all right. 1350 00:45:09,723 --> 00:45:09,787   1351 00:45:09,787 --> 00:45:12,894 Come on, come on. Equilibrium's the thing. 1352 00:45:12,894 --> 00:45:12,958   1353 00:45:12,958 --> 00:45:15,963 lf your friend is drunk, don't bring him into this hotel. 1354 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:16,026   1355 00:45:16,026 --> 00:45:20,368 He's already registered here. J. Pinkerton Snoopington. 1356 00:45:20,368 --> 00:45:20,433   1357 00:45:20,433 --> 00:45:22,837 Little case of ptomaine poisoning. 1358 00:45:22,837 --> 00:45:22,901   1359 00:45:22,901 --> 00:45:26,007 Well, get him out of sight as quickly as possible. Something he ate. 1360 00:45:26,007 --> 00:45:26,071   1361 00:45:26,071 --> 00:45:31,182 He's in room 5. Room 5. Come on, old boy. 1362 00:45:31,182 --> 00:45:31,243   1363 00:45:31,243 --> 00:45:36,120 This won't last forever. Come on. Look out! Look out. 1364 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:36,183   1365 00:45:36,183 --> 00:45:39,254 That's it. Now, you're all right. 1366 00:45:39,254 --> 00:45:39,318   1367 00:45:39,318 --> 00:45:44,796 You'll be fine or l'll fix it so you will be... 1368 00:45:44,796 --> 00:45:44,858   1369 00:45:44,858 --> 00:45:48,531 in due time. l shall make it my business to see... 1370 00:45:48,531 --> 00:45:48,595   1371 00:45:48,595 --> 00:45:51,467 that the Lompoc Ladies Auxiliary will be informed. 1372 00:45:51,467 --> 00:45:51,532   1373 00:45:51,532 --> 00:45:55,339 l thought this was a family hotel. Yes, indeed it is. 1374 00:45:55,339 --> 00:45:55,402   1375 00:45:55,402 --> 00:45:58,142 Uh, uh, Mr. Snoopington has a touch of ptomaine. 1376 00:45:58,142 --> 00:45:58,206   1377 00:45:58,206 --> 00:46:02,280 Hmm. Didn't smell like ptomaine. 1378 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,212   1379 00:46:04,212 --> 00:46:06,115 [ Gasps ] Well! 1380 00:46:06,115 --> 00:46:06,181   1381 00:46:06,181 --> 00:46:08,652 Drat, drat, drat, drat. 1382 00:46:08,652 --> 00:46:08,717   1383 00:46:08,717 --> 00:46:11,923 Come on! Here you are. 1384 00:46:11,923 --> 00:46:14,122   1385 00:46:14,122 --> 00:46:16,460 Okay, okay! What are you trying to do? 1386 00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:16,525   1387 00:46:16,525 --> 00:46:21,034 Fill this hotel full of delirium tremens? We've a reputation uphold! 1388 00:46:21,034 --> 00:46:21,096   1389 00:46:21,096 --> 00:46:23,433 This is the same man, just fell out the window. 1390 00:46:23,433 --> 00:46:23,499   1391 00:46:23,499 --> 00:46:25,837 Friend of mine caught him on the first bounce. Oh, yeah? 1392 00:46:25,837 --> 00:46:25,901   1393 00:46:25,901 --> 00:46:29,207 Face up. l'll see that he doesn't bounce again. 1394 00:46:29,207 --> 00:46:29,271   1395 00:46:29,271 --> 00:46:33,780 Come now, Mr. Snoopington. Come, let's pull ourselves together now. 1396 00:46:33,780 --> 00:46:33,844   1397 00:46:33,844 --> 00:46:36,684 Here we go. Up, up, up. 1398 00:46:36,684 --> 00:46:36,746   1399 00:46:36,746 --> 00:46:39,451 Oh, yes, he's blotto. 1400 00:46:39,451 --> 00:46:39,516   1401 00:46:39,516 --> 00:46:41,621 lsn't he-- Oh! 1402 00:46:41,621 --> 00:46:51,429   1403 00:46:51,429 --> 00:46:56,672 [ Operator ] When you hear the tone, it will be 22 and one half minutes till 7:OO. 1404 00:46:56,672 --> 00:46:56,735   1405 00:46:56,735 --> 00:47:01,009 Listen, l'm calling Dr. Stall, and as a matter of fact, 1406 00:47:01,009 --> 00:47:01,073   1407 00:47:01,073 --> 00:47:06,716 when l hear the tone, it'll be 22 and one half minutes till 6:OO. 1408 00:47:06,716 --> 00:47:06,779   1409 00:47:06,779 --> 00:47:10,552 Give me Dr. Stall. l'll give you information please. 1410 00:47:10,552 --> 00:47:10,616   1411 00:47:10,616 --> 00:47:16,127 l don't want information please or Professor Quiz or calling all cars. 1412 00:47:16,127 --> 00:47:16,188   1413 00:47:16,188 --> 00:47:19,728 l want Dr. Stall. Louder, please. 1414 00:47:19,728 --> 00:47:19,792   1415 00:47:19,792 --> 00:47:24,835 ''Louder, please.'' If l spoke any louder, l wouldn't need a telephone. 1416 00:47:24,835 --> 00:47:24,898   1417 00:47:24,898 --> 00:47:27,803 Gimme Dr. Stall. 1418 00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:39,012   1419 00:47:39,012 --> 00:47:42,185 [ Loud Crunching ] 1420 00:47:42,185 --> 00:47:47,889   1421 00:47:47,889 --> 00:47:49,993 [ Ringing ] 1422 00:47:49,993 --> 00:47:54,729   1423 00:47:54,729 --> 00:47:57,166 Hello. 1424 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:57,232   1425 00:47:57,232 --> 00:47:59,135 Just a moment, please. 1426 00:47:59,135 --> 00:47:59,200   1427 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,041 The first thing you've got to do is cut out all health foods. 1428 00:48:03,041 --> 00:48:03,104   1429 00:48:03,104 --> 00:48:07,712 That'll be $1O.OO. The nurse will return your clothes with the receipt. 1430 00:48:07,712 --> 00:48:09,077   1431 00:48:09,077 --> 00:48:10,947 Hello. 1432 00:48:10,947 --> 00:48:11,012   1433 00:48:11,012 --> 00:48:14,017 This is Sousé speaking, Doc. How are you? 1434 00:48:14,017 --> 00:48:14,083   1435 00:48:14,083 --> 00:48:17,456 l'm here at the New Old Lompoc House. 1436 00:48:17,456 --> 00:48:17,520   1437 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:21,461 There's a bank examiner in town, an old friend of the family's. 1438 00:48:21,461 --> 00:48:21,524   1439 00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:25,365 He's evidently been on a bender. He's full of nose paint. 1440 00:48:25,365 --> 00:48:26,729   1441 00:48:26,729 --> 00:48:30,303 [ Groaning ] [ Knocking ] 1442 00:48:30,303 --> 00:48:32,468   1443 00:48:32,468 --> 00:48:35,875 Hello, Snoopy, old boy! How do you feel? 1444 00:48:35,875 --> 00:48:35,939   1445 00:48:35,939 --> 00:48:40,815 Oh, l feel as though l've been poisoned. [ Laughing ] 1446 00:48:40,815 --> 00:48:40,877   1447 00:48:40,877 --> 00:48:44,050 You look the picture of health! 1448 00:48:44,050 --> 00:48:47,317   1449 00:48:47,317 --> 00:48:49,855 Oh, oh! 1450 00:48:49,855 --> 00:48:52,523   1451 00:48:52,523 --> 00:48:56,297 Shame. Agony. 1452 00:48:56,297 --> 00:48:57,295   1453 00:48:57,295 --> 00:49:00,034 My poor wife. 1454 00:49:00,034 --> 00:49:00,098   1455 00:49:00,098 --> 00:49:03,438 Little Doret. 1456 00:49:03,438 --> 00:49:03,502   1457 00:49:03,502 --> 00:49:06,741 I forgot to telephone them Last night. 1458 00:49:06,741 --> 00:49:06,805   1459 00:49:06,805 --> 00:49:09,978 Why don't you let me get you something to eat? 1460 00:49:09,978 --> 00:49:10,042   1461 00:49:10,042 --> 00:49:13,849 How'd you like some breaded veal cutlet with tomato sauce? 1462 00:49:13,849 --> 00:49:13,913   1463 00:49:13,913 --> 00:49:17,854 A chocolate eclair with whip cream? 1464 00:49:17,854 --> 00:49:17,917   1465 00:49:17,917 --> 00:49:20,622 Poor fella hasn't had anything to eat. 1466 00:49:20,622 --> 00:49:20,687   1467 00:49:20,687 --> 00:49:23,759 [ Knocking ] Oh. 1468 00:49:23,759 --> 00:49:23,824   1469 00:49:23,824 --> 00:49:25,927 Guess that's the doctor. 1470 00:49:25,927 --> 00:49:28,928   1471 00:49:28,928 --> 00:49:31,266 Hello, Doc. How are ya? 1472 00:49:31,266 --> 00:49:31,331   1473 00:49:31,331 --> 00:49:34,003 How's business? Oh, fair, fair. 1474 00:49:34,003 --> 00:49:34,067   1475 00:49:34,067 --> 00:49:37,107 l don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping-cough epidemic again. 1476 00:49:37,107 --> 00:49:37,170   1477 00:49:37,170 --> 00:49:39,375 No, l don't suppose we will. 1478 00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:39,439   1479 00:49:39,439 --> 00:49:43,681 Ah, this is the eminent, uh, Dr. Stall-- 1480 00:49:43,681 --> 00:49:43,744   1481 00:49:43,744 --> 00:49:46,816 diagnostician, our town's leading physician. 1482 00:49:46,816 --> 00:49:46,882   1483 00:49:46,882 --> 00:49:51,725 What's the name? J. Pinkerton Snoopington. 1484 00:49:51,725 --> 00:49:51,787   1485 00:49:51,787 --> 00:49:54,124 Business? Bank examiner. 1486 00:49:54,124 --> 00:49:54,189   1487 00:49:54,189 --> 00:49:58,297 Bank examiner? Quite a lucrative occupation. Yes. 1488 00:49:58,297 --> 00:49:58,360   1489 00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,666 Do you mind, uh, showing me your tongue? 1490 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:07,335   1491 00:50:07,335 --> 00:50:10,608 You must eat more solids; meats and sauces. 1492 00:50:10,608 --> 00:50:10,672   1493 00:50:10,672 --> 00:50:13,278 You need iron; liver and bacon. 1494 00:50:13,278 --> 00:50:13,341   1495 00:50:13,341 --> 00:50:15,546 You lack vitamins ''A'',''B'' and ''C.'' 1496 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:15,611   1497 00:50:15,611 --> 00:50:21,055 Skip the rest down to ''X'' and ''Y.'' If''Z'' is necessay, we'll give you that later. 1498 00:50:21,055 --> 00:50:21,117   1499 00:50:21,117 --> 00:50:24,056 What you need most of all is rest. 1500 00:50:24,056 --> 00:50:24,120   1501 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,493 Rest will do more for you than all the doctors in the world. 1502 00:50:27,493 --> 00:50:27,558   1503 00:50:27,558 --> 00:50:30,864 No exercise! No. 1504 00:50:30,864 --> 00:50:30,928   1505 00:50:30,928 --> 00:50:34,301 Now, you take two of these... 1506 00:50:34,301 --> 00:50:34,364   1507 00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:40,109 in a glass of castor oil for two nights running, then you skip one night. 1508 00:50:40,109 --> 00:50:40,170   1509 00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:45,113 But l thought you said l wasn't to take any exercise. You take me too literally. 1510 00:50:45,113 --> 00:50:45,176   1511 00:50:45,176 --> 00:50:47,146 What l should say is, 1512 00:50:47,146 --> 00:50:47,211   1513 00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:50,785 you take two for two nights consecutively, 1514 00:50:50,785 --> 00:50:50,849   1515 00:50:50,849 --> 00:50:54,424 and then you, uh-- Refrain from taking them one night. 1516 00:50:54,424 --> 00:50:54,486   1517 00:50:54,486 --> 00:50:56,823 Yes. 1518 00:50:56,823 --> 00:50:56,889   1519 00:50:56,889 --> 00:51:00,997 That's absolutely true and they're tasteless. Good with goulash. 1520 00:51:00,997 --> 00:51:01,060   1521 00:51:01,060 --> 00:51:05,402 [Dr. Stall] With the proper rest, l'll get you out of here in three days. 1522 00:51:05,402 --> 00:51:08,634   1523 00:51:08,634 --> 00:51:12,341 Yes, sir, l'll get you out in three days. 1524 00:51:12,341 --> 00:51:15,407   1525 00:51:15,407 --> 00:51:19,348 Three more days and you'll be outta here. Four! 1526 00:51:19,348 --> 00:51:20,780   1527 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:23,785 Careful waving that cane. You might hit something. 1528 00:51:23,785 --> 00:51:23,850   1529 00:51:23,850 --> 00:51:27,257 Yeah, l might hit that globe up there. 1530 00:51:27,257 --> 00:51:27,320   1531 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:31,027 That'll be just one day before the boys at the bank get their bonus. 1532 00:51:31,027 --> 00:51:31,092   1533 00:51:31,092 --> 00:51:33,497 Yes, sir, I'll have you out in three days-- 1534 00:51:33,497 --> 00:51:33,561   1535 00:51:33,561 --> 00:51:36,500 unless, of course, complications set in. Oh, yes. 1536 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:36,564   1537 00:51:36,564 --> 00:51:40,371 That'll naturally take an extra day. Yes! 1538 00:51:40,371 --> 00:51:40,434   1539 00:51:40,434 --> 00:51:42,504 Leave everything to me. 1540 00:51:42,504 --> 00:51:42,570   1541 00:51:42,570 --> 00:51:46,177 l'll do the worrying. Be happy and gay! 1542 00:51:46,177 --> 00:51:46,240   1543 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:49,346 l'll have the management send you up a radio. 1544 00:51:49,346 --> 00:51:49,410   1545 00:51:49,410 --> 00:51:52,517 Come on, Doc. We better be going. 1546 00:51:52,517 --> 00:51:54,150   1547 00:51:54,150 --> 00:51:56,855 Toodle-oo! 1548 00:51:56,855 --> 00:51:56,919   1549 00:51:56,919 --> 00:52:02,096 Gonna have the missus bake you a nice coconut custard pie with savaloi pudding. 1550 00:52:02,096 --> 00:52:02,158   1551 00:52:02,158 --> 00:52:04,161 [ Hiccups ] 1552 00:52:04,161 --> 00:52:04,226   1553 00:52:04,226 --> 00:52:06,664 You haven't a thing to worry about. 1554 00:52:06,664 --> 00:52:06,729   1555 00:52:06,729 --> 00:52:10,770 I've got Snoopington down at the New Old Lompoc House. He's still in bed. 1556 00:52:10,770 --> 00:52:10,833   1557 00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:14,039 Oh, much obliged. l gotta put on my work clothes now. 1558 00:52:14,039 --> 00:52:14,103   1559 00:52:14,103 --> 00:52:16,241 Okay, go ahead. 1560 00:52:16,241 --> 00:52:16,305   1561 00:52:16,305 --> 00:52:18,977 Uh, what do you mean? 1562 00:52:18,977 --> 00:52:21,678   1563 00:52:21,678 --> 00:52:24,683 Ha, yeah. l thought l lost it. 1564 00:52:24,683 --> 00:52:31,355   1565 00:52:31,355 --> 00:52:33,693 How-dee-do, Mr. Skinner? 1566 00:52:33,693 --> 00:52:36,594   1567 00:52:36,594 --> 00:52:39,499 Mr. Sousé, we appreciate the capture you made... 1568 00:52:39,499 --> 00:52:39,563   1569 00:52:39,563 --> 00:52:42,602 and the manhandling you gave those criminals. 1570 00:52:42,602 --> 00:52:42,667   1571 00:52:42,667 --> 00:52:45,773 Oh, nothing at all! Nothing really. 1572 00:52:45,773 --> 00:52:45,837   1573 00:52:45,837 --> 00:52:47,941 They were a couple of tough fellows. 1574 00:52:47,941 --> 00:52:48,006   1575 00:52:48,006 --> 00:52:51,011 One of them pulled a knife on me. 1576 00:52:51,011 --> 00:52:51,077   1577 00:52:51,077 --> 00:52:53,882 Pulled a knife that was really-- It was-- 1578 00:52:53,882 --> 00:52:53,946   1579 00:52:53,946 --> 00:52:57,052 It was about that-- 1580 00:52:57,052 --> 00:52:57,116   1581 00:52:57,116 --> 00:52:59,720 It was about that long. It was really an assegai. 1582 00:52:59,720 --> 00:52:59,785   1583 00:52:59,785 --> 00:53:03,392 Doesn't anyone ever pull a short knife on you, Mr. Sousé? 1584 00:53:03,392 --> 00:53:03,456   1585 00:53:03,456 --> 00:53:05,860 A little one... about that long? 1586 00:53:05,860 --> 00:53:05,925   1587 00:53:05,925 --> 00:53:08,731 Oh, yes! Yes, yes. 1588 00:53:08,731 --> 00:53:08,795   1589 00:53:08,795 --> 00:53:12,602 Major Moe one time, a little colored midget, pulled one on me. 1590 00:53:12,602 --> 00:53:12,665   1591 00:53:12,665 --> 00:53:16,539 It was just about that long. Wasn't really a knife, it was a razor. 1592 00:53:16,539 --> 00:53:16,603   1593 00:53:16,603 --> 00:53:19,342 We're grateful to you for retrieving the bank's funds. 1594 00:53:19,342 --> 00:53:19,406   1595 00:53:19,406 --> 00:53:22,378 Oh, that was in the line of duty. 1596 00:53:22,378 --> 00:53:22,442   1597 00:53:22,442 --> 00:53:26,349 And we feel we've shown our gratitude by giving you a position as bank's officer. 1598 00:53:26,349 --> 00:53:26,413   1599 00:53:26,413 --> 00:53:29,218 But when you caution Mrs. Muckle's little son... 1600 00:53:29,218 --> 00:53:29,284   1601 00:53:29,284 --> 00:53:33,426 about carrying a toy pistol into the bank, that's going too far. 1602 00:53:33,426 --> 00:53:33,488   1603 00:53:33,488 --> 00:53:36,193 l cannot impress upon you too firmly, 1604 00:53:36,193 --> 00:53:36,257   1605 00:53:36,257 --> 00:53:39,329 the Skinner Bank is a dignified institution. 1606 00:53:39,329 --> 00:53:39,394   1607 00:53:39,394 --> 00:53:42,733 Yeah, that's the way l always figured it. 1608 00:53:42,733 --> 00:53:42,797   1609 00:53:42,797 --> 00:53:46,571 l guess you figured it the same way, working here the same as l do. 1610 00:53:46,571 --> 00:53:46,634   1611 00:53:46,634 --> 00:53:49,674 Furthermore, l've been informed that you are a frequenter... 1612 00:53:49,674 --> 00:53:49,738   1613 00:53:49,738 --> 00:53:51,975 of a café known as the Black Pussy. 1614 00:53:51,975 --> 00:53:52,041   1615 00:53:52,041 --> 00:53:54,579 Oh, yes. Say, that reminds me. 1616 00:53:54,579 --> 00:53:54,643   1617 00:53:54,643 --> 00:53:58,952 One of the customers gave it to me last night. Thank you. 1618 00:53:58,952 --> 00:53:59,015   1619 00:53:59,015 --> 00:54:01,085 By the way, 1620 00:54:01,085 --> 00:54:01,151   1621 00:54:01,151 --> 00:54:06,027 accept this silver-plated napkin ring with my compliments. 1622 00:54:06,027 --> 00:54:06,089   1623 00:54:06,089 --> 00:54:09,763 l won it over at the bowling alley last night. Thanks. 1624 00:54:09,763 --> 00:54:09,826   1625 00:54:09,826 --> 00:54:12,498 - You're welcome. -Why, Mr. Snoopington! 1626 00:54:12,498 --> 00:54:12,562   1627 00:54:12,562 --> 00:54:15,834 Aaah! [ Muttering ] 1628 00:54:15,834 --> 00:54:16,966   1629 00:54:16,966 --> 00:54:20,005 l beg your pardon. 1630 00:54:20,005 --> 00:54:20,071   1631 00:54:20,071 --> 00:54:24,947 lt's an unexpected pleasure to see you in Lompoc. It's no pleasure for me. 1632 00:54:24,947 --> 00:54:25,009   1633 00:54:25,009 --> 00:54:29,217 l'm a very sick man. But l'm also a man for duty. 1634 00:54:29,217 --> 00:54:29,281   1635 00:54:29,281 --> 00:54:32,353 lf you don't mind, l'd like to look over your books. 1636 00:54:32,353 --> 00:54:32,416   1637 00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:34,419 [ Buzzer ] Aaah! 1638 00:54:34,419 --> 00:54:36,420   1639 00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:41,363 [ Skinner ] Of course we don't mind. This bank is always ready for an audit, yes, sirree. 1640 00:54:41,363 --> 00:54:41,425   1641 00:54:41,425 --> 00:54:45,232 Mr. Sousé, our special officer, will give you evey assistance you wish. 1642 00:54:45,232 --> 00:54:45,298   1643 00:54:45,298 --> 00:54:47,301 - [ Knocking ] - Come in. 1644 00:54:47,301 --> 00:54:47,367   1645 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:51,241 Not feeling well, Mr. Snoopington? No, l'm not feeling very fit. 1646 00:54:51,241 --> 00:54:51,304   1647 00:54:51,304 --> 00:54:53,976 Well, l'll leave you to Mr. Sousé. 1648 00:54:53,976 --> 00:54:54,040   1649 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,346 And rest assured you are in proper hands. 1650 00:54:57,346 --> 00:54:57,409   1651 00:54:57,409 --> 00:54:59,379 Thank you. 1652 00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:03,983   1653 00:55:03,983 --> 00:55:07,390 Are you, um-- 1654 00:55:07,390 --> 00:55:07,453   1655 00:55:07,453 --> 00:55:11,227 Are you still suffering from that slight nausea you had yesterday? 1656 00:55:11,227 --> 00:55:11,291   1657 00:55:11,291 --> 00:55:14,364 Yes, l haven't quite gotten over it yet. Well, listen, 1658 00:55:14,364 --> 00:55:14,427   1659 00:55:14,427 --> 00:55:16,731 l don't want to be a crepe hanger, 1660 00:55:16,731 --> 00:55:16,797   1661 00:55:16,797 --> 00:55:22,040 but in your weakened condition, you're subject to all sorts of maladies. 1662 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:22,102   1663 00:55:22,102 --> 00:55:26,411 Now, l want to tell you something very confidentially. Yes? 1664 00:55:26,411 --> 00:55:26,473   1665 00:55:26,473 --> 00:55:31,984 l know positively that our good friend Dr. Stall... 1666 00:55:31,984 --> 00:55:32,046   1667 00:55:32,046 --> 00:55:36,989 has treated this boy who thumbs the pages of these books... 1668 00:55:36,989 --> 00:55:37,051   1669 00:55:37,051 --> 00:55:40,158 for Malta fever, beriberi 1670 00:55:40,158 --> 00:55:40,222   1671 00:55:40,222 --> 00:55:45,699 and that dreaded of all diseases mogo on the ga-go-go. 1672 00:55:45,699 --> 00:55:45,760   1673 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,533 Mr. Sousé, if duty called, 1674 00:55:48,533 --> 00:55:48,597   1675 00:55:48,597 --> 00:55:53,272 l would go into the tsetse fly country of Africa and brave sleeping sickness... 1676 00:55:53,272 --> 00:55:53,335   1677 00:55:53,335 --> 00:55:56,040 if there were books to be examined. Hmm. 1678 00:55:56,040 --> 00:56:00,811   1679 00:56:00,811 --> 00:56:02,847 This way? Uh, yeah. 1680 00:56:02,847 --> 00:56:02,913   1681 00:56:02,913 --> 00:56:07,289 Would you like to examine the books of the Black Pussy Cafe? 1682 00:56:07,289 --> 00:56:07,350   1683 00:56:07,350 --> 00:56:09,956 Thank you. 1684 00:56:09,956 --> 00:56:10,020   1685 00:56:10,020 --> 00:56:12,125 [ Groans ] 1686 00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:12,190   1687 00:56:12,190 --> 00:56:15,462 What you need to get is a description of that place. 1688 00:56:15,462 --> 00:56:15,525   1689 00:56:15,525 --> 00:56:17,462 Okay. 1690 00:56:17,462 --> 00:56:21,232   1691 00:56:21,232 --> 00:56:23,736 [ Groaning ] Og, what's the matter? 1692 00:56:23,736 --> 00:56:23,801   1693 00:56:23,801 --> 00:56:25,804 Exactly what l suspected! 1694 00:56:25,804 --> 00:56:25,870   1695 00:56:25,870 --> 00:56:29,510 What? The old mogo on the ga-go-go. 1696 00:56:29,510 --> 00:56:29,574   1697 00:56:29,574 --> 00:56:32,179 Og? Whiskey! 1698 00:56:32,179 --> 00:56:32,244   1699 00:56:32,244 --> 00:56:33,980 Whiskey? Look out! l'll get it! 1700 00:56:33,980 --> 00:56:34,045   1701 00:56:34,045 --> 00:56:36,183 Whiskey. What's the matter? Speak to me! 1702 00:56:36,183 --> 00:56:36,249   1703 00:56:36,249 --> 00:56:38,552 What happened to him? l don't know. 1704 00:56:38,552 --> 00:56:38,616   1705 00:56:38,616 --> 00:56:42,291 Help me lift him up. Just wet his lips. 1706 00:56:42,291 --> 00:56:42,354   1707 00:56:42,354 --> 00:56:44,692 Okay. 1708 00:56:44,692 --> 00:56:44,756   1709 00:56:44,756 --> 00:56:47,895 Here you are. 1710 00:56:47,895 --> 00:56:51,563   1711 00:56:51,563 --> 00:56:54,368 [ Hiccups ] 1712 00:56:54,368 --> 00:56:56,035   1713 00:56:56,035 --> 00:56:58,439 Uh-- 1714 00:56:58,439 --> 00:56:58,506   1715 00:56:58,506 --> 00:57:02,380 Ooh! Something in the clamp? 1716 00:57:02,380 --> 00:57:02,443   1717 00:57:02,443 --> 00:57:04,680 Oh, that's a good question. 1718 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:04,745   1719 00:57:04,745 --> 00:57:10,055 Ah, unfortunately you must've had your hand in there. 1720 00:57:10,055 --> 00:57:10,117   1721 00:57:10,117 --> 00:57:12,689 That'll interfere with your writing, won't it? 1722 00:57:12,689 --> 00:57:12,753   1723 00:57:12,753 --> 00:57:15,859 It won't interfere with my writing. Fortunately, l'm left-handed. 1724 00:57:15,859 --> 00:57:15,923   1725 00:57:15,923 --> 00:57:19,463 Oh, that's unfort-- Oh, yeah. 1726 00:57:19,463 --> 00:57:19,528   1727 00:57:19,528 --> 00:57:22,567 Get him a glass of water, will you, Scotty? Feel better? 1728 00:57:22,567 --> 00:57:32,707   1729 00:57:32,707 --> 00:57:34,377 Psst! 1730 00:57:34,377 --> 00:57:34,443   1731 00:57:34,443 --> 00:57:36,713 Mr. Sousé. 1732 00:57:36,713 --> 00:57:36,779   1733 00:57:36,779 --> 00:57:40,418 Did l see that bank examiner here? 1734 00:57:40,418 --> 00:57:40,483   1735 00:57:40,483 --> 00:57:42,553 Why, l don't imagine so. 1736 00:57:42,553 --> 00:57:42,617   1737 00:57:42,617 --> 00:57:46,157 With my introspective eye as a detective, 1738 00:57:46,157 --> 00:57:46,222   1739 00:57:46,222 --> 00:57:49,529 l would naturally have seen him-- 1740 00:57:49,529 --> 00:57:52,962   1741 00:57:52,962 --> 00:57:57,204 Ah,just as l thought: recurring fever. 1742 00:57:57,204 --> 00:57:57,267   1743 00:57:57,267 --> 00:57:59,671 l'm sorry to appear overzealous, 1744 00:57:59,671 --> 00:57:59,735   1745 00:57:59,735 --> 00:58:02,641 but these books have got to be examined. 1746 00:58:02,641 --> 00:58:04,775   1747 00:58:04,775 --> 00:58:08,148 Let me help you, Mr. Snoopington. Oh, thank you. 1748 00:58:08,148 --> 00:58:08,212   1749 00:58:08,212 --> 00:58:11,450 Here you are, sir. Oh, l'm sorry, sir. 1750 00:58:11,450 --> 00:58:11,516   1751 00:58:11,516 --> 00:58:14,789 That's all right. l can't see a thing without my glasses. 1752 00:58:14,789 --> 00:58:14,852   1753 00:58:14,852 --> 00:58:18,391 Here you are, sir. Thank you. 1754 00:58:18,391 --> 00:58:18,456   1755 00:58:18,456 --> 00:58:22,163 - l'll be right over here if you need me, sir. - All right. 1756 00:58:22,163 --> 00:58:42,515   1757 00:58:42,515 --> 00:58:46,322 If I can be of-- 1758 00:58:46,322 --> 00:58:46,386   1759 00:58:46,386 --> 00:58:49,024 Oh, sorry. And l try to be so helpful. 1760 00:58:49,024 --> 00:58:49,089   1761 00:58:49,089 --> 00:58:52,662 Well-- Oh. Tsk, tsk, tsk. 1762 00:58:52,662 --> 00:58:52,726   1763 00:58:52,726 --> 00:58:56,266 l hope that won't intefere with your auditing the books. 1764 00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:56,330   1765 00:58:56,330 --> 00:58:59,201 lt certainly will not! 1766 00:58:59,201 --> 00:58:59,266   1767 00:58:59,266 --> 00:59:02,137 Oh, that's good, that's good. 1768 00:59:02,137 --> 00:59:15,716   1769 00:59:15,716 --> 00:59:21,294 It couldn't be possible that Mr. Sousé is trying to keep me from examining the books. 1770 00:59:21,294 --> 00:59:48,619   1771 00:59:48,619 --> 00:59:50,589 There, you see? 1772 00:59:50,589 --> 00:59:50,654   1773 00:59:50,654 --> 00:59:53,426 Mr. Sousé, l've done Mr. Oggilby a great wrong. 1774 00:59:53,426 --> 00:59:53,490   1775 00:59:53,490 --> 00:59:55,627 And I'm here to recti_ that wrong. 1776 00:59:55,627 --> 00:59:55,694   1777 00:59:55,694 --> 00:59:58,633 I was hoodwinked into believing that those bonds were 1OOM. 1778 00:59:58,633 --> 00:59:58,697   1779 00:59:58,697 --> 01:00:02,003 l've never been guilty of a dishonest act in my life. 1780 01:00:02,003 --> 01:00:02,066   1781 01:00:02,066 --> 01:00:05,672 So I'll take those bonds off his hands if I have to pay for them with my blood. 1782 01:00:05,672 --> 01:00:05,736   1783 01:00:05,736 --> 01:00:07,773 Transfusion? Anything. 1784 01:00:07,773 --> 01:00:07,838   1785 01:00:07,838 --> 01:00:12,514 There you are. The man is willing to buy the bonds back with his own blood. 1786 01:00:12,514 --> 01:00:12,577   1787 01:00:12,577 --> 01:00:16,986 l don't want blood. l want money. Let him give me back the $500. 1788 01:00:16,986 --> 01:00:17,048   1789 01:00:17,048 --> 01:00:20,622 The boy needs money. He doesn't want blood. 1790 01:00:20,622 --> 01:00:20,686   1791 01:00:20,686 --> 01:00:23,190 He's got high blood pressure already. 1792 01:00:23,190 --> 01:00:23,254   1793 01:00:23,254 --> 01:00:25,191 Give him what he paid for the bonds in cash. 1794 01:00:25,191 --> 01:00:25,257   1795 01:00:25,257 --> 01:00:27,427 I'm the saddest man in the world. 1796 01:00:27,427 --> 01:00:27,493   1797 01:00:27,493 --> 01:00:30,465 You may be the second saddest, but he's the saddest. 1798 01:00:30,465 --> 01:00:30,529   1799 01:00:30,529 --> 01:00:33,101 l'm prepared to pay you $350 cash. 1800 01:00:33,101 --> 01:00:33,165   1801 01:00:33,165 --> 01:00:36,672 l'll pay the rest in weekly installments of $25 per week. 1802 01:00:36,672 --> 01:00:36,737   1803 01:00:36,737 --> 01:00:40,177 I'll even give you my favorite aunt's wedding ring as security. 1804 01:00:40,177 --> 01:00:40,240   1805 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,777 l want to prove that l am honest in the worst way. 1806 01:00:42,777 --> 01:00:43,176   1807 01:00:43,176 --> 01:00:45,948 The worst way. 1808 01:00:45,948 --> 01:00:51,318   1809 01:00:51,318 --> 01:00:56,394 Thanks. l was a fool to listen to Mr. Sousé in the first place. In the second place too. 1810 01:00:56,394 --> 01:00:56,457   1811 01:00:56,457 --> 01:01:00,398 Paper, mister? How'd Gumlegs come out in the fourth today? 1812 01:01:00,398 --> 01:01:00,460   1813 01:01:00,460 --> 01:01:03,934 l don't know. Let me see your paper. 1814 01:01:03,934 --> 01:01:06,200   1815 01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:10,876 A bonanza! Bee_teak Mine. 1816 01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:10,938   1817 01:01:10,938 --> 01:01:13,776 Godfrey Daniel! 1818 01:01:13,776 --> 01:01:17,713   1819 01:01:17,713 --> 01:01:21,320 Oh! What are you doing? Just as l was getting some of my money back! 1820 01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:21,383   1821 01:01:21,383 --> 01:01:24,423 You read this paper. You're a millionaire! 1822 01:01:24,423 --> 01:01:24,486   1823 01:01:24,486 --> 01:01:27,291 Go away, Mr. Sousé. Look at that window. 1824 01:01:27,291 --> 01:01:27,357   1825 01:01:27,357 --> 01:01:29,694 Read that paper. 1826 01:01:29,694 --> 01:01:32,729   1827 01:01:32,729 --> 01:01:36,403 Oh! Now l can put the money back without waiting for my bonus. 1828 01:01:36,403 --> 01:01:36,466   1829 01:01:36,466 --> 01:01:39,606 Mr. Snoopington's no longer a nightmare. Bring him in here! l'll kill him! 1830 01:01:39,606 --> 01:01:39,669   1831 01:01:39,669 --> 01:01:43,009 Calm yourself. Oggilby, my boy. Calm yourself. 1832 01:01:43,009 --> 01:01:43,072   1833 01:01:43,072 --> 01:01:46,412 Golly. Oh, Mr. Sousé! Cut it out. 1834 01:01:46,412 --> 01:01:46,477   1835 01:01:46,477 --> 01:01:49,683 Oh, Mr. Sousé, l don't need all this money. l don't deserve it. 1836 01:01:49,683 --> 01:01:49,747   1837 01:01:49,747 --> 01:01:52,954 You engineered the whole thing. You're a financial wizard. 1838 01:01:52,954 --> 01:01:53,016   1839 01:01:53,016 --> 01:01:56,356 l'm gonna split with ya. l'll give you half of'em. Thank you, Og. 1840 01:01:56,356 --> 01:01:56,420   1841 01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:58,858 Wait. l'll follow ya. 1842 01:01:58,858 --> 01:01:58,923   1843 01:01:58,923 --> 01:02:02,864 Anything l can do for you? You sure can, brother. 1844 01:02:02,864 --> 01:02:02,927   1845 01:02:02,927 --> 01:02:06,901 Turn around. Now start walking toward the cashier's cage and keep quiet. 1846 01:02:06,901 --> 01:02:06,965   1847 01:02:06,965 --> 01:02:08,967 Ooh! That tickles. 1848 01:02:08,967 --> 01:02:10,101   1849 01:02:10,101 --> 01:02:12,505 [ Crook ] You remember me, don't you? 1850 01:02:12,505 --> 01:02:12,571   1851 01:02:12,571 --> 01:02:18,149 Ah, you remember the gentleman, Og? 1852 01:02:18,149 --> 01:02:18,210   1853 01:02:18,210 --> 01:02:21,249 Yes, sir. That's the man that held me up the last time. 1854 01:02:21,249 --> 01:02:21,313   1855 01:02:21,313 --> 01:02:24,486 Ah, mind your, uh-- mind your language, Og. 1856 01:02:24,486 --> 01:02:24,550   1857 01:02:24,550 --> 01:02:28,725 Here. Hate for you to be the fall guy, but fill that up. 1858 01:02:28,725 --> 01:02:28,788   1859 01:02:28,788 --> 01:02:32,395 Do what the gentleman tells you to, Og, quickly. Yes, sir. 1860 01:02:32,395 --> 01:02:32,459   1861 01:02:32,459 --> 01:02:34,495 Don't-- Oh, don't-- Shut up. 1862 01:02:34,495 --> 01:02:37,397   1863 01:02:37,397 --> 01:02:40,736 This is my Beefsteak stock. fill that up. 1864 01:02:40,736 --> 01:02:40,801   1865 01:02:40,801 --> 01:02:43,740 [ Egbert ] Do what the gentleman tells you to, Og. 1866 01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:45,938   1867 01:02:45,938 --> 01:02:48,343 Thanks. 1868 01:02:48,343 --> 01:02:48,408   1869 01:02:48,408 --> 01:02:52,817 Do you mind accompanying me to the door? Not at all, no. 1870 01:02:52,817 --> 01:02:52,881   1871 01:02:52,881 --> 01:02:55,820 How-dee-do, Mrs. Chiselbottom? 1872 01:02:55,820 --> 01:02:55,884   1873 01:02:55,884 --> 01:02:59,892 Keep your foot off the alarm, or l'll come back and plug you. Are you still there? 1874 01:02:59,892 --> 01:02:59,954   1875 01:02:59,954 --> 01:03:02,592 Hello, Mr. Sousé. Making more movies? 1876 01:03:02,592 --> 01:03:02,657   1877 01:03:02,657 --> 01:03:06,164 Sousé, huh? Get in that car and start driving. We're goin' for a ride. 1878 01:03:06,164 --> 01:03:06,227   1879 01:03:06,227 --> 01:03:08,665 Reach for the sky and back up there. 1880 01:03:08,665 --> 01:03:10,031   1881 01:03:10,031 --> 01:03:13,370 [Alarm Ringing ] 1882 01:03:13,370 --> 01:03:13,435   1883 01:03:13,435 --> 01:03:15,873 Oggilby, you're arousing the bank. 1884 01:03:15,873 --> 01:03:15,938   1885 01:03:15,938 --> 01:03:18,676 You have the alarm on. What's the matter? 1886 01:03:18,676 --> 01:03:18,741   1887 01:03:18,741 --> 01:03:22,683 Like to see some of the places of interest in town? No, keep driving. 1888 01:03:22,683 --> 01:03:27,983   1889 01:03:27,983 --> 01:03:31,390 There's the Black Pussy Cafe. Be careful! 1890 01:03:31,390 --> 01:03:36,526   1891 01:03:36,526 --> 01:03:39,131 Help! We've been robbed! 1892 01:03:39,131 --> 01:03:39,194   1893 01:03:39,194 --> 01:03:42,769 Johnson, get on that phone and get the police. There's been a robbey here. 1894 01:03:42,769 --> 01:03:42,833   1895 01:03:42,833 --> 01:03:44,535 Help! Police! 1896 01:03:44,535 --> 01:03:44,601   1897 01:03:44,601 --> 01:03:49,077 He took Mr. Sousé? He certainly did, right from under my contract. 1898 01:03:49,077 --> 01:03:49,139   1899 01:03:49,139 --> 01:03:51,979 l've just called the police. 1900 01:03:51,979 --> 01:03:52,043   1901 01:03:52,043 --> 01:03:55,382 Follow that gray car. Come on, come on! 1902 01:03:55,382 --> 01:03:55,446   1903 01:03:55,446 --> 01:03:59,120 Hold up! Bank robbers up that way. 1904 01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:01,052   1905 01:04:01,052 --> 01:04:04,793 Don't let that car out of your sight. Hurry. That police car. 1906 01:04:04,793 --> 01:04:16,501   1907 01:04:16,501 --> 01:04:18,805 These are catalpa trees. Step on that gas. 1908 01:04:18,805 --> 01:04:18,871   1909 01:04:18,871 --> 01:04:21,242 Keep moving! l'm stepping on it. [ Muttering ] 1910 01:04:21,242 --> 01:04:21,307   1911 01:04:21,307 --> 01:04:24,781 Mr. Sousé's liable to get hurt. And me with $1O,OOO in the briefcase for him. 1912 01:04:24,781 --> 01:04:24,845   1913 01:04:24,845 --> 01:04:27,850 For Sousé? What for? For a stoy he told me while he was directing. 1914 01:04:27,850 --> 01:04:27,914   1915 01:04:27,914 --> 01:04:31,788 l sent it in with the day's report, and the boss went nuts about it. 1916 01:04:31,788 --> 01:04:31,852   1917 01:04:31,852 --> 01:04:34,189 He wants it and Sousé too. 1918 01:04:34,189 --> 01:04:34,253   1919 01:04:34,253 --> 01:04:37,125 There goes the helmet. 1920 01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:52,272   1921 01:04:52,272 --> 01:04:55,679 - [ Gunshot ] - Come back here, you. 1922 01:04:55,679 --> 01:05:15,464   1923 01:05:15,464 --> 01:05:17,901 There's more catalpa-- l'm sorry. 1924 01:05:17,901 --> 01:05:17,968   1925 01:05:17,968 --> 01:05:20,707 Never mind about those trees. Keep stepping on the gas. 1926 01:05:20,707 --> 01:05:20,771   1927 01:05:20,771 --> 01:05:23,108 You know who's in that car with Sousé? No, who? 1928 01:05:23,108 --> 01:05:23,172   1929 01:05:23,172 --> 01:05:27,313 Repulsive Rogan. There's a $5,OOO dead-or-alive reward on him. 1930 01:05:27,313 --> 01:06:22,602   1931 01:06:22,602 --> 01:06:24,872 Stay awake! Be careful, driver. 1932 01:06:24,872 --> 01:06:27,640   1933 01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:31,314 Hey! Magic carpet. 1934 01:06:31,314 --> 01:06:36,282   1935 01:06:36,282 --> 01:06:39,990 Wipe off that windshield, you. Here. 1936 01:06:39,990 --> 01:06:40,054   1937 01:06:40,054 --> 01:06:43,428 You wipe it off. l'm driving. 1938 01:06:43,428 --> 01:06:52,199   1939 01:06:52,199 --> 01:06:55,271 Lake Shoshobogomo is right over the top of this mountain. 1940 01:06:55,271 --> 01:06:55,336   1941 01:06:55,336 --> 01:06:57,074 Get out and push! 1942 01:06:57,074 --> 01:06:57,139   1943 01:06:57,139 --> 01:06:59,878 What do you think this is, a kiddie car? 1944 01:06:59,878 --> 01:06:59,941   1945 01:06:59,941 --> 01:07:03,181 Can't push a hulking truck like this. 1946 01:07:03,181 --> 01:07:03,245   1947 01:07:03,245 --> 01:07:06,017 Start pushing. 1948 01:07:06,017 --> 01:07:28,939   1949 01:07:28,939 --> 01:07:32,479 Seems to be a great deal of traffic here for a county road, don't you think? 1950 01:07:32,479 --> 01:07:32,543   1951 01:07:32,543 --> 01:07:34,446 Keep going. Yeah. 1952 01:07:34,446 --> 01:07:44,421   1953 01:07:44,421 --> 01:07:46,793 Hiya, toots! 1954 01:07:46,793 --> 01:07:46,858   1955 01:07:46,858 --> 01:07:48,561 Look out! 1956 01:07:48,561 --> 01:07:52,363   1957 01:07:52,363 --> 01:07:57,072 The resale value of this car is gonna be nil after you get over this trip. 1958 01:07:57,072 --> 01:07:59,805   1959 01:07:59,805 --> 01:08:02,342 You're goin' too fast! Slow down. 1960 01:08:02,342 --> 01:08:05,477   1961 01:08:05,477 --> 01:08:09,083 Foot brake's gone. Where's your emergency? 1962 01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:12,152   1963 01:08:12,152 --> 01:08:15,659 Here it is, but it won't do you any good in that backseat. 1964 01:08:15,659 --> 01:08:18,058   1965 01:08:18,058 --> 01:08:21,432 Gimme that wheel. Here, grab it! 1966 01:08:21,432 --> 01:08:21,494   1967 01:08:21,494 --> 01:08:25,368 Put it on there! We're gonna have an accident if you're not careful. 1968 01:08:25,368 --> 01:08:25,433   1969 01:08:25,433 --> 01:08:27,769 You're gonna have a real accident in a minute! 1970 01:08:27,769 --> 01:08:39,947   1971 01:08:39,947 --> 01:08:41,617 The wheel is comin' off 1972 01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:41,682   1973 01:08:41,682 --> 01:08:46,792 That's what l thought. Going to be very dangerous. 1974 01:08:46,792 --> 01:08:48,790   1975 01:08:48,790 --> 01:08:51,262 l'm gonna jump. Huh? 1976 01:08:51,262 --> 01:08:58,467   1977 01:08:58,467 --> 01:09:02,308 Have to take the boat from here on anyway. 1978 01:09:02,308 --> 01:09:10,780   1979 01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:13,285 Looking for someone? 1980 01:09:13,285 --> 01:09:23,827   1981 01:09:23,827 --> 01:09:27,668 You better stop by the station and see about that $5,OOO reward, Mr. Sousé. 1982 01:09:27,668 --> 01:09:27,731   1983 01:09:27,731 --> 01:09:29,901 This sure is your lucky day, Mr. Sousé. 1984 01:09:29,901 --> 01:09:29,967   1985 01:09:29,967 --> 01:09:33,474 Here's a check for $1O,OOO from the Tel-Aviz Company for that story you told us, 1986 01:09:33,474 --> 01:09:33,538   1987 01:09:33,538 --> 01:09:35,674 as well as a contract for you to bring it to the screen. 1988 01:09:35,674 --> 01:09:35,740   1989 01:09:35,740 --> 01:09:39,179 Looks like it's all here, Mr. Skinner, including the Beefsteak Mine. 1990 01:09:39,179 --> 01:09:39,245   1991 01:09:39,245 --> 01:09:43,086 l don't know whether it is or not, but allow me to give you another hearty handclasp. 1992 01:09:43,086 --> 01:09:53,059   1993 01:09:53,059 --> 01:09:57,634 Judkins, has Mr. Sousé had his café rum a la papa? 1994 01:09:57,634 --> 01:09:57,697   1995 01:09:57,697 --> 01:10:01,638 Yes, ma'am. Thank you, dear. l've had a double noggin. 1996 01:10:01,638 --> 01:10:01,701   1997 01:10:01,701 --> 01:10:03,471 What time is it, Daddykins? 1998 01:10:03,471 --> 01:10:03,536   1999 01:10:03,536 --> 01:10:07,243 lt's one minute till 9:OO. 2000 01:10:07,243 --> 01:10:07,307   2001 01:10:07,307 --> 01:10:10,814 l gotta get down to the sal-- the, uh, office. 2002 01:10:10,814 --> 01:10:10,877   2003 01:10:10,877 --> 01:10:12,780 Good-bye, Daddy dear. 2004 01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:12,845   2005 01:10:12,845 --> 01:10:15,116 Good-bye, dear. Gimme a kiss. 2006 01:10:15,116 --> 01:10:15,182   2007 01:10:15,182 --> 01:10:19,124 l'll give you two of'em. Good bye, paternoster. 2008 01:10:19,124 --> 01:10:19,187   2009 01:10:19,187 --> 01:10:21,524 Good-bye, dear. Take care of yourself. 2010 01:10:21,524 --> 01:10:21,588   2011 01:10:21,588 --> 01:10:24,962 l shall, dear. Good-bye, my darling. 2012 01:10:24,962 --> 01:10:25,025   2013 01:10:25,025 --> 01:10:29,134 Hurry home if you feel like it. l'll be waiting up as usual. 2014 01:10:29,134 --> 01:10:29,197   2015 01:10:29,197 --> 01:10:32,002 Oh, thank you, dear. l'll be home early. 2016 01:10:32,002 --> 01:10:44,579   2017 01:10:44,579 --> 01:10:47,786 Hey, that doesn't look bad, does it? 2018 01:10:47,786 --> 01:10:47,849   2019 01:10:47,849 --> 01:10:50,956 l think, sir, this is the more appropriate. 2020 01:10:50,956 --> 01:10:51,019   2021 01:10:51,019 --> 01:10:54,760 Yeah, that's nice and cool though. Thanks. 2022 01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:54,823   2023 01:10:54,823 --> 01:10:57,261 Thank you. 2024 01:10:57,261 --> 01:11:00,429   2025 01:11:00,429 --> 01:11:03,301 Good-bye. 2026 01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:07,405   2027 01:11:07,405 --> 01:11:08,974 Thanks. 2028 01:11:08,974 --> 01:11:09,039   2029 01:11:09,039 --> 01:11:12,445 Thank you. 2030 01:11:12,445 --> 01:11:12,509   2031 01:11:12,509 --> 01:11:15,481 What a changed man. 2032 01:11:15,481 --> 01:11:15,546   2033 01:11:15,546 --> 01:11:19,853 You deserve a lot of credit, Agatha. Hasn't been easy. 2034 01:11:19,853 --> 01:11:27,558   2035 01:11:27,558 --> 01:11:30,864 ## [Joe Whistling ] 2036 01:11:30,864 --> 01:11:35,200   2037 01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:38,740 Uh, say! Hey! 2038 01:11:38,740 --> 01:11:39,740   130990

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