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� Come on, let's bring it.
� Yes.
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� Let's bring it.
� Bring it.
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[upbeat pop music]
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� It's us
or the hot dogs.
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[all scream]
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[laughter]
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� ♪ Drunk people lose shoes,
drunk people lose shoes ♪
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♪ Ahh ♪
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� That's just slob kebabs.
Like, I'm so done, Scott.
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� Kourtney, that was spot�on.
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� Oh, my God!
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� I love the fact
that you're an original.
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� What?
� No!
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� "Yeah!"
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[upbeat hip�hop music]
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� I didn't know this kind
of comedy existed...
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[chaotic upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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� Yeah! Yeah!
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� But now that it's gone,
I miss it.
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[upbeat club music]
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� Oh, no!
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� Please welcome your emcee,
Amanda Seales!
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[cheers and applause]
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� ♪ Give me your love ♪
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� "Bring the Funny,"
what's good?
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� ♪ Give me your love ♪
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I like. I like.
I'm Amanda Seales,
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and this evening,
we are going to make you laugh.
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[cheers and applause]
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Now let me introduce you
to three people who specialize
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in bringing the funny.
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These are our judges.
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Start clapping now
for Mr. Jeff Foxworthy.
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� ♪ Give me your love,
I need it ♪
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� Yeah, dog!
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[barking]
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� My girl, Ms. Chrissy Teigen.
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� Hey, Chrissy!
Chrissy!
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That's right.
That's right.
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� And Mr. Kenan Thompson!
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[cheers and applause]
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� ♪ Give me your love ♪
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♪ ♪
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� Yes, he is
♪ all that ♪
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� [laughs]
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� All right, are you guys
ready for the funny?
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'Cause we've got
a lot of funny for you.
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� Come on. Let's bring it.
� Bring it.
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� Yes.
� Let's bring it.
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� All right.
� Let's bring it.
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� Then let's get our first act
out here.
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� All right.
� This act used to be
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a college basketball star,
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and tonight he's gonna cross
you over with his comedy
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hoping to become
the Michael Jordan of standup.
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� Oh!
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� Those are big shoes to fill.
� Yeah.
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� All right. Here we go.
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� This is Calvin Evans.
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[cheers and applause]
� They sound ready.
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[upbeat jazzy music]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, come on.
Come on.
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� Kill 'em.
� Thank you.
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� He's got the
Michael Jordan shoes on.
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� How we feeling? We good?
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[all cheer]
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That's what I'm talking about,
feeling good.
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I'm at the age
where I want kids,
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but I don't want
to be a father.
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[audience murmurs]
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No, no. Hear me out.
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It sounds strange,
but what I'm saying is, like,
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it's certain things
that make fathers mad
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that don't make nobody else
mad in they household.
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Fathers, y'all gonna
agree with me.
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After a long, hard day at work,
you drive home.
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You get to your house.
You go in your house.
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You go in a room
in your house
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and it's a light on,
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but there ain't nobody
in that room.
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Fathers lose they mind.
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They just stare up at
the ceiling cursing themselves.
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"Oh, okay. This what we doing.
Okay."
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Fathers be so tired
and confused
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they just start yelling
crazy stuff at the family.
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"You know what?
Since we don't know
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"how to turn lights off
around here, from now on,
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"everybody get they own
individual light bulb!
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[laughter]
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"When you go in the room,
you take your light bulb!
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"When you leave out,
you take it out!
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"And if you lose
your light bulb,
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no more light for you."
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[cheers and applause]
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All my college friends,
they start to have kids now.
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They got toddlers
running around the house.
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When you got toddlers
in your house,
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there's two types
of quiet, right?
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It's regular quiet
and too quiet, right?
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Regular quiet: they sleep.
I can go to sleep.
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I can get some stuff done.
Too quiet is,
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"I don't know what they at
or what the hell they doing,"
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and usually,
when you find a toddler,
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they in the room naked
writing on walls.
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[laughter]
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It's never one place.
They get the whole wall.
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Why do kids get naked when you
leave 'em by they self?
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They get in that room,
and they like,
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"I did not come here like this.
This don't feel right.
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There's work to be done."
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[laughter]
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Thank y'all.
It's my time.
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I'm Calvin Evans.
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[cheers and applause]
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[upbeat funky music]
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� Comics know.
In big. Out.
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� Calvin.
� Hey, hey.
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� Brother Calvin,
I thought you did a great job.
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Your stage presence is amazing.
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The way you work
the room is amazing.
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Like, you took your time,
and, like, drew on the walls
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and made that a big move.
Man, I thought it was great.
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� Thank you. Thank you.
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[cheers and applause]
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� This is so cool for me,
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because you're a name
that I would actively seek out.
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If your name was on a marquee,
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at a Comedy Store,
I would hit it up.
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� There it is. Calvin Evans.
� There you go.
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� You are a standup comedian.
That's the greatest compliment.
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� Absolute.
� Oh, thank you.
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� Absolute.
� Thank you. Thank you so much.
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� Your physicality
is wonderful.
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� Yep.
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� You know, it's one thing
with standup
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to make people laugh
with the words,
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but when you can act
stuff out��
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you don't know how big
you could be doing this.
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I'm telling you that right now.
� Oh, thank you.
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� You could be big.
� Thank you so much.
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� Papa C's.
� Give it up for Calvin Evans!
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� Thank y'all. Thank you.
Thank you.
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[cheers and applause]
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� Damn.
� Right?
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� I just want to thank
everybody.
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That's how happy
I am right now.
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Thank you.
Thank everyb��
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I'm keeping this microphone.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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I'm so happy. I'm excited.
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� His physicality is great.
� Brilliant.
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� Yeah.
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� And that's what I'm also
waiting for,
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is somebody who's willing
to, like, break this wall,
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and jump off the stage,
and, like, go through it,
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and rip this room apart,
person by person.
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� Yeah.
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� Now, Chrissy, when I say,
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"Handsome naked,"
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what does that conjure up
for you, in your mind?
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In your... [laughs]
� Jeff Foxworthy, baby.
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� There it is.
� It's right there.
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� Well, that's exactly
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what this next act is called.
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Let's see what some
Handsome Naked looks like.
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[cheers and applause]
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[bass beat]
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� Yo, let's teach 'em
how to dance.
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� Okay.
� Handsome Naked style.
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� Okay. Okay.
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[rapping]
When yo hit the dance floor...
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both: I do it lightly.
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� And when I cut rugs up...
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both: I do it politely.
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� So save yourself some trouble
and a whole...
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both: Bunch of pulled
back muscles.
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Do whatever dance you want.
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Just keep it really,
really subtle.
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� [whispering]
Subtle. Subtle. Subtle.
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� Whoa.
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� [whispering]
Subtle. Subtle. Subtle.
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Subtle. Subtle...
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� Just keep it subtle.
� Subtle.
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[whispering] Subtle. Subtle.
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Subtle. Subtle. Subtle.
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Subtle. Subtle.
Subtle.
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Subtle. Subtle.
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� Just keep it subtle.
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� Ride to the club and then...
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Get high
with a couple of friends.
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Look fly popping tags going in.
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Find a dime to take home again.
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Want to cut it with some hustle
when you break this huddle.
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both: Find a girl or a couple.
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� Why not make it a double?
Take by some hit jam.
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Leave right here,
if you struggle.
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both: Do whatever
dance you want.
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Just keep it really,
really subtle.
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� [whispering]
Subtle. Subtle. Subtle.
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Subtle. Subtle. Subtle.
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Subtle. Subtle.
Subtle.
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Subtle. Subtle.
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� Just keep it subtle.
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� Oh!
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♪ ♪
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� Just keep it subtle.
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� Where's my photo?
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� All right. Thank you.
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� Should we go up? Our bad.
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Our bad.
Our collective bad.
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� I feel left out.
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[cheers and applause]
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� Jeff?
� It's clear to me now.
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The last thing
my mother said to me...
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[laughter]
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Before we started the show was,
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"I'm going to pray for you
when you're in LA."
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[laughter]
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� I'm so confused.
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I actually...
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I didn't know
I wanted it,
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but now that it's gone,
I miss it.
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� That's a good tagline for us.
Yeah.
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� I mean you guys just
remind me of,
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you know, that playful,
you know, playing in the garage
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with your homies, like,
figuring out
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what you think is funny.
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And then of course,
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you know how to get a rise
out of a crowd,
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like you stick an ass
in Jeff Foxworthy's face.
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That's gonna get a reaction.
You know what I mean?
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And like, you know,
bringing it over to the judges.
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Like, we were just talking,
like, who's gonna be the one
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that's willing
to come off the stage
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and engage
the people that are here?
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However, I'm not sure if you'll
be able to do that each week
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without it being predictable
or something like that.
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Nothing to take away
from how talented
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and how well you guys
work together, so kudos.
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� Yes.
� Thank you very much.
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� Kudos. Let's hear it
for Handsome Naked.
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Thank you guys so much.
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[upbeat music]
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� I wanted to hate it
when I first was watching it,
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you know what I mean?
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Like, you don't really get it
till it's over,
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which I find is
kind of fascinating.
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� Yeah. It's actually��
� A little bit. Yeah.
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� A little bit.
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� That's why I��
I like it more now.
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� But can you replicate this...
� Exactly.
255
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� For however many times
you've got to do it?
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� You gotta have it be funny
each time.
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� Yeah, yeah, yeah.
� Yeah.
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� 'Cause by the time
I've seen that twice...
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� Yes.
� We're ahead of you.
260
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� You've got to have
somewhere to go.
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� Today's show is filled
with drama
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that you don't want to miss.
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� I'm sorry your dad
was in an accident!
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� Children come at they��
"Hey, I want to give my mama
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something for Mother's Day."
266
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We going so deep in our pocket
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we touch our kneecap,
go and get that money.
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� You're a star.
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� If I ever put on
a waist trainer for you,
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you can't come to me
and be like,
271
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"I want to see other people."
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I moved my kidney for you!
273
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� I'm married,
but I'm on Tinder
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because I miss it.
� Oh, snap.
275
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� No, no. Not like��no, no.
276
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� John is somewhere like,
"Huh?"
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� I know.
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� I'm sorry.
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.
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[funky music]
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� Now, Chrissy, do you
do standup at all?
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� No! No.
283
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� No?
� No, no, no.
284
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� Have you ever tried it?
� No.
285
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Never in my life.
No, no. God.
286
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� My wife used to act,
and I would always say to her,
287
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"Let me just write you
five minutes,
288
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so you'll know what it"��
and she said,
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"If I'm in a bad play,
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there's somebody else
to blame it on."
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� [laughing]
� Standup, it's��
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� She said, "When you're
a comic you're the writer.
293
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The director.
You're all of it."
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� It's all you.
295
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� Our next performer will
bring music
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to your ears
and laughter to your mouth.
297
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[funky music]
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� This is exciting.
About to go onstage.
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Oh, it's like
I'm on a rollercoaster,
300
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and I'm barred in
301
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and going up the click,
click, click, click, click...
302
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� Give it up for Kristin Key!
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� Let's do it.
304
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� Have a good one.
305
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� Kristin.
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� Oh, wow.
It's so good to be here.
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This is so exciting.
I feel like I'm in a fairytale.
308
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Yeah, which means something
bad's about to happen.
309
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Yeah. I've been reading
fairytales to my niece lately.
310
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She wanted me to read her
"Cinderella,"
311
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and I'm not around
little kids that often,
312
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so I was treating it
like book club, you know.
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[strumming]
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Read the book and then discuss.
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[laughter]
316
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At the end of the story,
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I was like,
"Ugh, what'd you think?"
318
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She was like,
"Oh, I liked Cinderella,"
319
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and I was like, "Oh,
that's so weird. I hated her."
320
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[riffing]
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♪ ♪
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[singing] ♪ Cinderella was
a pretty good housekeeper ♪
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♪ But kind of ungrateful
to the stepmother ♪
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♪ That took her in ♪
325
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♪ She was always complaining ♪
326
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♪ A whiny brat, if you ask me ♪
327
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♪ Complaining about the fact
that she had to clean ♪
328
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♪ I mean, come on ♪
329
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♪ This nice lady put a roof up
over your head ♪
330
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♪ So suck it up, Cinderella,
and make the bed ♪
331
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♪ Suck it up, Cinderella ♪
332
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♪ Make the bed ♪
333
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♪ ♪
334
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♪ Well, despite her attitude,
she gets invited to a party ♪
335
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♪ where she starts hitting
on the hottest guy around ♪
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♪ ♪
337
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♪ Then she gets drunk and
starts acting like a stripper ♪
338
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♪ She loses track of time,
stumbles down the stairs ♪
339
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♪ Loses her glass slipper ♪
340
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♪ Drunk people lose shoes,
drunk people lose shoes ♪
341
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♪ Sober people never do,
drunk people lose shoes ♪
342
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♪ Drunk people lose shoes,
sober people never do ♪
343
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♪ ♪
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♪ Let's look at the moral
of the story that we learned ♪
345
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♪ From "Cinderella" ♪
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♪ If you're a whiny little
floozy who goes to parties ♪
347
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♪ And gets boozy,
you'll attract the wrong guy ♪
348
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♪ Who might be rich,
but has a foot fetish ♪
349
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♪ 'Cause if you think
about the prince ♪
350
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♪ He likes to make girls
try on shoes ♪
351
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♪ Try on shoes... ♪
352
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[all cheering]
353
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♪ Let's look at the moral
of the story ♪
354
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♪ That we've learned
from this song ♪
355
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♪ Drunk people lose shoes,
drunk people lose shoes ♪
356
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♪ Sober people never
do, do, do ♪
357
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♪ Drunk people lose shoes ♪
358
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♪ Drunk people lose shoes,
sober people never do ♪
359
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♪ Big finish,
drunk people lose shoes ♪
360
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♪ Drunk people lose shoes ♪
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♪ Meow. Cinderella now, ahhh! ♪
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Sober people never do ♪
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[strumming]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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� That was a note!
368
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� Uh�huh.
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� Drunk people lose shoes.
370
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� I know this story
all too well.
371
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� Sober people never do.
372
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[laughter]
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� That was damn catchy.
374
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I watch "Cinderella"
with my daughter,
375
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and it never occurred to me
that she's wasted.
376
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:16,861
Like, of course she is.
377
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It's true, so I learned
something tonight,
378
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and now I'm never
gonna forget it.
379
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That was really great.
� Thank you.
380
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� That was really good.
381
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� Hi, Jeff Foxworthy.
� Hey, Kristin Key.
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How are you?
� Oh, my God. Hi.
383
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� Do you know what was so cool
about that was, you jumped in
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with a premise that everybody
immediately knew the story.
385
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,754
Here's the one thing
I would caution you about.
386
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You've got this ability
to talk very fast.
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Just make sure you enunciate,
388
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but what a funny premise.
I mean...
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� Thank you.
� Taking something so simple
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and well�executed.
Good job.
391
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� Thank you.
Hi, Kenan.
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� Hi. Nice to meet you.
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� Nice to meet you.
� Fantastic job.
394
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� Thank you.
� You're incredibly gifted
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at a lot of things.
396
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You just destroyed that.
397
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I mean
you had the entire crowd, like,
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clapping along to,
like, you know, a song.
399
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:02,035
And it's tough, because now
you've set a precedent
400
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,811
of coming up with funny songs.
401
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,610
Is that something
you worry about?
402
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,711
� I have a lot of different
material with music,
403
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,084
and so
I'm a musical storyteller.
404
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,083
� Absolutely.
� Very good.
405
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,154
And you do
a great job of it.
406
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:13,151
� Absolutely.
� Thank you.
407
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,662
� In a variety of ways.
408
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,085
� Ah, look at you!
409
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,390
� That's why I'm the MC.
That's why I'm the MC.
410
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,632
One more time
for Kristin Key, y'all!
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00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:23,457
� Whoo!
412
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,863
� ♪ I need it ♪
413
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,174
♪ Gimme your all ♪
414
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,496
♪ I need it,
gimme your love ♪
415
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,842
� Can you imagine?
Like, standup's hard enough,
416
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,268
and then
to add in a guitar to it.
417
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,372
� And singing.
418
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,984
Like, that's a lot of talent.
� It is.
419
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:36,975
� Yeah.
� Oh, yeah.
420
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,776
� Oh, yeah, so I love that.
421
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,478
� ♪ Gimme your love ♪
422
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:45,181
.
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00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:48,287
[percussive music]
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00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,557
� Y'all look so good.
425
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,959
[cheers and applause]
426
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,531
And so do you at home.
427
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,525
� This is my first time
doing standup.
428
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,143
Don't tell anybody. Shh!
429
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,266
� Here to give Kenan a run
430
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,140
for the funniest Thompson
in the house,
431
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,839
please welcome the talented
Candice Thompson, everybody!
432
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:12,281
� Oh, nice. Family.
433
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:15,308
[funky music]
434
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:18,024
♪ ♪
435
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,387
� Kill it.
436
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:22,615
♪ ♪
437
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,792
� Hey, everybody. How we doing?
We good?
438
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,891
all: Yes!
� Yes! Whoo. All right.
439
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,933
A little bit of something
you should know about me
440
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,398
is that I am a single person,
all right?
441
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:35,498
I am single, and in order
to overcome this situation
442
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,801
I have been going out
on a lot of dates,
443
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,774
and I am tired.
444
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,142
There is just
so much maintenance
445
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,710
we have to do and upkeep��
446
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,408
societal pressures for us
to look
447
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,310
and behave certain ways.
448
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:47,382
We have to smile all the time.
449
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,280
I was on Instagram
the other day,
450
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,282
and I saw a promotion
for a waist trainer.
451
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,624
Have you guys
seen these things?
452
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,318
� Yeah.
� They're like these corset
453
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,690
things
that bind our waists,
454
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,388
so that we have
the perfect hourglass shape.
455
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,061
I Googled it,
and I read an article
456
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,029
that said we're not supposed
to wear these things,
457
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:05,768
because it literally damages
our organs, right?
458
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,595
Yet, I still see people
wearing these waist trainers.
459
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,800
I have friends that wear them,
460
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,141
because they think
men like them.
461
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,236
Fellas, look.
462
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,837
If I ever put on
a waist trainer for you,
463
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,310
know we are never breaking up,
all right?
464
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,709
We are never.
465
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:21,050
[laughter]
466
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,477
You can't come to me
and be like,
467
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,852
"I want to see other people."
468
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,150
I moved my kidney for you!
469
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,552
[laughter]
470
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,864
Waxing is a thing;
we have to get waxed.
471
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,527
I like talking
to all my female friends
472
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,085
about their waxing experiences,
473
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,663
and the one thing I hear
across the board
474
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,361
that they hate,
even more so than the pain,
475
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,274
is they hate
how much it costs, right?
476
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,367
They're like, "Every time
I want to get my bikini wax
477
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,739
it costs like $50, $60."
478
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,108
Then I started thinking
about it, and I was like,
479
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,507
"Hmm, that's really not
that much money
480
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,950
when you think about
what that waxer has to do."
481
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,218
Think about that poor person.
482
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,216
Put yourself in their shoes
for just two seconds.
483
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:02,018
A complete stranger
just walks in off the streets,
484
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,821
right, drops trou,
485
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:07,493
and you gotta rip hair
out of their crotch?
486
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,003
Are you kidding me?
487
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,525
If I had to spread your
butt cheeks
488
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,530
I'm charging you $17,000.
489
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,103
Do you understand me?!
490
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,738
� That's funny.
� Thank you guys.
491
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,741
[dynamic pop music]
492
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:31,754
♪ ♪
493
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,351
Thank you.
494
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:36,192
� Jeff? Thoughts?
� You came out,
495
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,758
and you got right into it
which I thought was fabulous.
496
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,188
I love, like, what you did
with the waist trainer
497
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,763
where you went in
and got one laugh,
498
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,062
and then two laughs,
and three laughs,
499
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,203
and four laughs,
all off of the same premise.
500
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,068
That's great work.
Excellent job.
501
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,737
� Thank you, Jeff.
502
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,636
� Jeff Foxworthy just said
"waist trainers."
503
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,038
I never, in my life,
504
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,410
thought I would hear that
come out of your mouth, ever.
505
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,938
� I'm wearing one right now.
I got it on right now.
506
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,983
� I know. You look good.
You look good.
507
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:02,348
I love relatability,
and not only are we women,
508
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:05,318
but you actually made me
appreciate the dating stories.
509
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,788
Everything��I'm married,
but I love a good dating story.
510
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,118
� You've been
through the struggle.
511
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,422
I know we all have been
through the struggle, right.
512
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,734
� I have,
and I miss it honestly.
513
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,285
I am on Tinder
because I miss it.
514
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,293
� Oh, snap.
515
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,664
� No, no! Not like��no, no.
516
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,732
Not like��no.
I'm not on it. I'm on it��
517
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:19,971
� No. It's cool. It's cool.
� I think it's funny.
518
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,096
� It's out there.
It's already out there.
519
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,070
� No, no, no.
John knows already.
520
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,598
� Yeah.
521
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,603
That's y'all's business,
you know?
522
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,814
We don't judge.
523
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,305
� No, I go through my friends
and stuff.
524
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,436
I think it's a funny world
to be in, 'cause...
525
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,481
� We don't judge.
526
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:30,475
� We've been together
for a while.
527
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:31,476
I'm just saying, Kenan!
528
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,477
� We don't judge.
We don't judge.
529
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,049
� John is somewhere like,
"Huh?"
530
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,177
� I know.
[laughter]
531
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,253
Anyway, I appreciate
all your dating stories.
532
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,091
As my gift to you, I'm gonna
get you some lasering though.
533
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,217
No waxing.
534
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:43,421
� She said it on TV.
� You heard it.
535
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:44,422
� She said it on TV.
She said it on TV.
536
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:45,463
� You heard it.
� I swear.
537
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,928
� She said it on TV.
� It's on.
538
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,496
� Nice treat. Burn it off.
539
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,302
Burn it.
540
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,428
I mean, I agree
with my fellow cohorts.
541
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,873
You did a wonderful job.
542
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,638
I think you're
an immediate testament
543
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,107
to what Jeff was saying
about having
544
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,766
to get everybody
on board with you
545
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,614
in such a short amount of time.
546
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,009
By the time you got into
the waxing part of it,
547
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,552
we were familiar
with your cadence.
548
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,076
We were familiar
with your style,
549
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,221
and we were already on board
with where you were going,
550
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:12,947
so I think you did a great job.
551
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,122
� Yes.
� Thank you.
552
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,190
� Give it up
for Ms. Candice Thompson!
553
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:19,258
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
554
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,658
All right.
555
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,460
[upbeat music]
556
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:27,272
� That's it. I'm out.
Thompson out.
557
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,703
� Is this your playlist?
558
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:30,972
� Yeah.
559
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,410
[brassy music]
560
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,806
� Make some noise
for Audrey Stewart!
561
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,778
� I do get guys
when I'm at the clubs,
562
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,908
in my heels,
and he's looking up at me,
563
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,624
and I'm looking down at him.
564
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,646
They're like,
"What sport do you play?!"
565
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,352
[laughter]
566
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,324
I'm like, "Are you
freaking serious?
567
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,793
All of them."
568
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,263
� I love how you embrace
the fact
569
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:58,161
that you might be taller,
but the laughing
570
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,134
at yourself��it's
slightly distracting.
571
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,902
It makes you seem detached
from performing
572
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,072
for the people in front of you.
573
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,671
� That was hype. I loved it.
574
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:07,742
That was a good time.
575
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,010
Kenan didn't like the laugh.
576
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,008
The laugh is natural.
577
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,009
I can't help it.
578
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,950
That's who I am.
579
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:16,745
� Please welcome Drennon Davis.
580
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,319
� I'm gonna do
a political song.
581
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,387
I know it's a weird way
to start my set.
582
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,116
It's just a lot's been going on
the last couple years,
583
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,821
and it just keeps getting
longer and longer,
584
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,063
but I'm just gonna do
the short version.
585
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,557
I don't have a lot of time,
so here we go.
586
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,429
[clears throat]
587
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,457
[bass beat]
588
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:33,433
[screaming]
589
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,766
It's usually
about two hours long.
590
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,269
This is DJ Yeah.
591
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,241
He's just here to prove
that anybody can DJ.
592
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,240
"Yeah!"
593
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,382
Wanna do some of
your impressions?
594
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:45,906
"Yeah!"
Okay. Do your little sister.
595
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,781
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
596
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,580
That's really good.
"Yeah!"
597
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,583
� You want to do some, like,
celebrities?
598
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,654
See if we can guess it?
599
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,451
"Yeah!"
All right. Let's do it.
600
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,763
"Yeah!"
Oh, nice.
601
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,516
That was, like,
a perfect Paul McCartney.
602
00:20:58,524 --> 00:20:59,534
"Yeah!"
603
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:02,355
[dancehall air horn]
604
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,861
� I love the fact
that you're an original,
605
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,904
because in this business,
it's very hard to be original,
606
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:08,970
and you were that.
607
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,068
Good job.
608
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,499
� It lives in a "no rules"
609
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,614
world
which is an awesome thing.
610
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,665
� It is. Love it.
611
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,272
� It's hard to judge
a "no rules" thing.
612
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,484
You know what I mean?
613
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:19,805
� I didn't know this
kind of comedy existed.
614
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:22,852
I think you might be a genius.
615
00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:24,378
� Give it up for Drennon Davis.
616
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,222
� I love you!
617
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,887
[giggling]
618
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,293
� You just did a pig laugh.
619
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,364
� [giggling]
620
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:43,199
.
621
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:46,008
[jazzy music]
622
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:50,214
� Now, do you do all
the social media stuff?
623
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,209
� It started, like,
five months ago.
624
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:53,881
� I ain't doing it.
� [gasps]
625
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:56,149
Can I make you an Instagram?
� No.
626
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,418
No.
627
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:58,846
� It's a lot easier
than you think.
628
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,621
� What I'm scared of is
throwing something out there,
629
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,420
and then the next day,
I'm the headline on the news.
630
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:04,862
� Yeah. That happens.
631
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,357
� 'Cause I've seen
so many people get in trouble.
632
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:07,928
� Oh, yeah. No.
633
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,127
� I'll be
your social media manager.
634
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,698
� No. Hell no. No.
635
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,897
� Is everyone having
a good time?
636
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:15,699
[all cheering]
637
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:19,511
In that case,
let's meet our next act.
638
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,435
� My name is Andrea Lopez,
and I'm an impressionist.
639
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:23,981
Being an impressionist is like
having
640
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,646
a million people in your head,
all at the same time.
641
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:28,845
Go right.
No, go left.
642
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,348
I use a lot of social media
to get my characters out there.
643
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:36,221
Hello, my sweet angels.
Look at this travesty.
644
00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:38,122
One of my nails fell off.
645
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:40,763
Online, my presence
has grown a lot,
646
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,159
and the amazing responses
647
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:43,931
that I've gotten
makes me more confident.
648
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:45,829
Hola, me llamo Elisa Gomez.
649
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:50,371
So I just gotta go out there
and show them my voices.
650
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,639
� Hoping to make a good
impression
651
00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:54,137
with our judges,
this is Andrea Lopez.
652
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:57,079
[all cheering]
653
00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,236
� Come on, Andrea!
654
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:03,147
� What up? What up? What up?
655
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:06,588
Welcome to the most lit
informational media show
656
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:08,315
out there with the one
and only
657
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,520
straight fire host
of all time��me, Chad.
658
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:14,393
Today's show is filled
with drama
659
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,793
that you don't want to miss.
660
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:17,264
Speaking of drama,
661
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:19,803
our crew caught up
with Kourtney Kardashian today,
662
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:23,638
to get her thoughts on Scott's
"alleged" new love interest.
663
00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,496
Roll the tape.
664
00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:27,214
� Kourtney, what do you think
about Sofia Vergara
665
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:28,736
posting a picture with Scott?
666
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:32,851
� Scott is trying so hard
to get a reaction out of me.
667
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:36,275
Posting a picture
with Sofia Vergara is childish.
668
00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:37,752
Like, I don't care.
669
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,120
She's probably
about twice his age...
670
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:40,918
� That is so good!
� Amazing.
671
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,690
� And he is still dating
Sofia Richie.
672
00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:45,788
Don't double�dip with two women
with the same name.
673
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,791
That's just slob kebabs.
674
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:49,733
Like, I'm so done, Scott.
675
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,828
[dramatic music]
676
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,665
� Spot on. Trust me.
677
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,737
[giggling]
678
00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:58,195
� Look, our crews stayed busy
679
00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:01,043
and got Sofia Vergara's
take on this, as well.
680
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,540
Roll that tape.
681
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,081
� Sofia, have you seen
Kourtney's comments?
682
00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:05,706
� Ay, dios mio.
683
00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:09,251
Scott is not even my type,
and we posed for one picture,
684
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,918
and we didn't do nothing.
685
00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:13,416
We were on the set
of my shampoo commercial,
686
00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:14,689
and we posed for picture.
687
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,617
And I am not double her age.
688
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,092
I am, like, five years older,
so don't go there, okay?
689
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:22,061
Ay, dios mio.
690
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:26,030
� All right, so clearly Scott
691
00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:27,771
was just trying
to get a pic with Vergara,
692
00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:29,966
because, uh, who wouldn't?
693
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,569
Oh, this just in.
694
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:33,070
Kourtney Kardashian,
in live time,
695
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:35,372
just sent
a real reaction video.
696
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:36,844
This is gonna be good.
697
00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:38,282
Let's play that tape.
698
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:43,151
� Bible, I am so busy as a mom
and a content creator.
699
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,118
Like, I just don't want
this negative energy
700
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:47,648
around me or my family.
701
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,993
Like, I just don't have time.
702
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,289
Scott, Sofia Richie,
703
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:53,730
and I are the true
"Modern Family,"
704
00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:56,756
unlike the sitcom
that you're in, Sofia.
705
00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:58,862
[applause]
706
00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:01,474
� Kourtney definitely made
some hashtag decent points.
707
00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:03,097
We'll catch up with you
next week.
708
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,242
Chad deuces out.
709
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:08,307
[cheers and applause]
710
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:16,045
� Kenan, what are your
thoughts?
711
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,148
� You were amazing.
I mean, we all saw that.
712
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:21,150
Like, as soon as, you know,
the Kourtney clip came up,
713
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,923
everybody was just like,
"Oh, snap."
714
00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:25,121
Like, you sound
immediately like her,
715
00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:26,734
and the same with your Sofia.
716
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:28,025
Your chatter was making me
717
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,757
think a little bit like,
"Where is this going?"
718
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,102
And like,
"What are we looking at?"
719
00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:32,626
� Yeah, yeah, yeah.
� But it was super obvious,
720
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:35,031
once it went into the videos
of your impersonation.
721
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,644
So I'm wondering if it might be
more advantageous for you
722
00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:40,106
to just come out
with impersonations?
723
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:41,705
� You think you could hit us
with a little Kourtney,
724
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:43,077
like, on the spot, right now?
725
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:44,935
� Right now?
726
00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:48,083
[cheers and applause]
727
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,677
� You guys,
this stage is, like, so nice.
728
00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:53,653
� Exactly.
729
00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:55,192
� You know what I mean?
730
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,088
� You can't put comedy
in a box.
731
00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,560
There's so many ways
to deliver it,
732
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,889
and you're almost combining,
733
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:05,604
like, standup
and impersonations
734
00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:07,167
together which is really cool.
735
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,596
How many people do you do?
736
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,940
� I do a whole range of,
737
00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:12,435
like, different celebrities
to different accents.
738
00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:15,138
� Let me tell you
that was spot�on,
739
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:18,380
and Kourtney��like I said,
I'm gonna see her tonight,
740
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:21,577
and I'm gonna tell her
that you did this,
741
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,580
and it was really,
really great.
742
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,522
And honestly,
that was absolute perfection.
743
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:28,288
She would say the same thing.
744
00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:33,658
� I love you, Chrissy.
I love you so much. Oh, my God.
745
00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:36,159
� Can I record you saying
something to Kourtney
746
00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:37,431
and send it to Kourtney?
747
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,559
� [gasps]
748
00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:41,334
� She's done. She's done.
� As Kourtney.
749
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:44,003
� She's dying.
Give it up for Chrissy.
750
00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:46,842
Give it up for Chrissy.
Give it up for Chrissy.
751
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:48,169
� What?!
752
00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:49,783
[cheers and applause]
753
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:50,975
Can I give you a hug, as well?
754
00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:52,506
� Yes! Of course.
755
00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:56,052
And go.
756
00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:58,018
� Hey, Kourtney,
I just wanted to say
757
00:26:58,016 --> 00:27:00,116
that you're literally
the most interesting
758
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,349
Kardashian to look at.
759
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:04,763
Bible. I literally think
you're so sexy.
760
00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:07,726
I just think Scott's crazy.
761
00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:08,956
� [chuckles]
762
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,961
[cheers and applause]
763
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,134
� Thank you.
� Thank you, Chrissy.
764
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,643
� All right. Give it up.
765
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,795
Give it up for Andrea Lopez!
766
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:21,074
all: Whoo!
767
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:23,083
� I'm gonna send it.
768
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:28,751
I almost posted it to my story.
That was close.
769
00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:30,377
� They were
the nicest judges ever.
770
00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:31,782
That could not
have gone better.
771
00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:33,693
So emotional, and I just want
772
00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:35,645
to say thank you to everybody
who is part of the show,
773
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,864
because that was
the best thing ever.
774
00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:40,287
Mwah! I love you guys.
775
00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:46,133
� Oh, did she post it?
776
00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:48,696
� [gasps]
Did I post it?
777
00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:53,570
I posted it. [laughing]
778
00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:55,912
I didn't mean to.
I meant to send it privately.
779
00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:57,208
� [chuckling]
780
00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:58,709
� No!
781
00:27:59,745 --> 00:28:01,475
I'm sorry.
782
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,050
And it has...
783
00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:05,978
9 million views,
if anyone's curious.
784
00:28:05,984 --> 00:28:07,554
Nobody saw it.
785
00:28:07,553 --> 00:28:09,453
� ♪ Told you,
gimme your love ♪
786
00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:13,131
.
787
00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:18,934
� Welcome back to
"Bring the Funny!"
788
00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:21,325
We gonna keep that going.
789
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:24,073
The next act may sound
like a Coachella band,
790
00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:26,139
but luckily you don't need
a flower crown to enjoy them.
791
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:29,168
Here's Lost Moon Radio.
792
00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:33,913
� The adventures
of Lewis and Clark!
793
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:36,822
all: [singing] ♪ Lewis
and Clark, A fearless pair ♪
794
00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:40,315
♪ They braved adventure grand ♪
795
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:41,749
♪ Lewis and Clark ♪
796
00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:46,933
♪ They journeyed through
this great American land ♪
797
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,655
[soft laughter]
798
00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:52,355
[water splashing]
799
00:28:58,103 --> 00:29:03,443
� Clark? You're kind of
splashing me right now.
800
00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:05,012
� Sorry.
Do you want to sit in front?
801
00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:07,210
I thought you wanted to be
in the back of the boat.
802
00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:10,122
� No. I'm fine back here,
just as long
803
00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:13,145
as you're not splashing me.
804
00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:14,921
� Sorry.
805
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,260
Was just trying to paddle
kind of hard,
806
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:18,415
so we can get across
the Louisiana Territory
807
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,423
before winter.
808
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,394
Does that sound okay?
809
00:29:21,393 --> 00:29:24,333
[laughter]
810
00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:29,898
� Are you saying that
I'm not paddling hard?
811
00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:33,111
� No. I'm not saying that.
812
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,635
� Because I am.
813
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:37,781
I'm just not
splashing everywhere.
814
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,206
all: [singing]
♪ Lewis and Clark ♪
815
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:44,451
♪ They journeyed through
this great American land ♪
816
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,519
[cheers and applause]
817
00:29:53,692 --> 00:29:56,062
� One of these things
is not like the other.
818
00:29:57,663 --> 00:29:58,663
Chrissy?
� Yes?
819
00:29:58,664 --> 00:30:01,104
� Your thoughts?
� I am perplexed.
820
00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:03,999
Honestly, passive�aggressive
humor is my jam,
821
00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:07,172
but I've never in my life
thought of Lewis and Clark
822
00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:08,472
as passive�aggressive
characters,
823
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,283
so thank you for teaching me.
824
00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:12,935
[applause]
825
00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:15,484
� Yeah. That's a bold choice,
to go through, like,
826
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,480
a Lewis and Clark expedition...
827
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:18,482
� Yeah, yeah.
828
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,723
� Sketch in front of a, like,
829
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:22,089
pretty normal crowd.
830
00:30:22,087 --> 00:30:23,417
People like��I don't know
831
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:25,162
if there is many historians
in here,
832
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,287
so we're all just
pretty normal people.
833
00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:29,592
So to, like,
make such a bold choice��
834
00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:31,134
I have to give credit to that.
835
00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:33,369
But when you take somebody down
that road,
836
00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:35,525
they're waiting
for a large payoff,
837
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:38,744
and it seemed like we were
getting kind of medium payoffs.
838
00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:39,967
So I was kind of ready
for you to move on
839
00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,641
and to start talking
about something else,
840
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,340
to try to get to
a big room reaction.
841
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,513
� I'm with Kenan on this,
but the only thing
842
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,481
with that bit
is that one takes a minute
843
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,480
to kind of set
the premise up there.
844
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:54,053
So once you got into
the premise, it was great.
845
00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:55,452
Really good job.
846
00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:56,994
� Give it up for
Lost Moon Radio.
847
00:30:56,988 --> 00:30:58,558
[all cheering]
848
00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:01,057
Thank you guys so much.
Head on out.
849
00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:02,489
Get in your canoes.
850
00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:05,034
� I don't get it.
I don't get it. Yeah.
851
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,930
� Yeah, it just never resonated
with me ever.
852
00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:09,373
� All right, y'all.
853
00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,068
We're gonna keep this clap
going
854
00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:14,369
for the one and only
Kids These Days.
855
00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:18,813
� [whistles]
856
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,480
� At this point,
I don't even want
857
00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:24,682
to tell him our news anymore.
858
00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:26,593
You know how he's gonna react.
859
00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:30,455
� I say, if he does it again,
we finally say something.
860
00:31:30,455 --> 00:31:31,655
� Hey. Sorry I'm late, guys.
861
00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:32,656
I was getting a hot dog.
862
00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:34,227
What's going on?
What'd I miss?
863
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,696
� Um, Timmy, actually,
me and Kathy
864
00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:38,695
have some pretty huge news.
865
00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:39,897
� We're expecting.
866
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:43,938
� Oh, that's amazing! Oh!
867
00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:44,995
� Okay, you know what? You see.
868
00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:46,573
I told you
he was going to do it.
869
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:47,841
� Do what?
870
00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:49,039
� Do what?
871
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,180
You take your shirt off,
and you throw a hot dog
872
00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:54,046
on the ground every time
you hear something newsworthy.
873
00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:56,915
� But it's my way of
emotionally expressing myself.
874
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,115
� Yeah, but you've been
doing it ever since college.
875
00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:00,547
I mean...
876
00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,492
think back to any
of our past memories,
877
00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:04,087
at this very park.
878
00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:07,993
[shimmering tone]
879
00:32:07,993 --> 00:32:10,103
� Jana, we've been going out
for seven years,
880
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:12,595
and you'd make me
the happiest man in the world.
881
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,697
� Hey. Sorry I'm late guys.
I was getting a hot dog.
882
00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:16,399
� If you would do me��
� Oh, my God!
883
00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:19,441
Are you proposing?
That's amazing!
884
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,968
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Hoo! Hoo!
885
00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:25,043
� Which brings us
to the present.
886
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,405
[shimmering tone]
887
00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:31,553
See, Timmy?
You kind of overdo it, bud.
888
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:34,390
� It's us or the hot dogs.
889
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,657
� My friends,
the hot dogs.
890
00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:40,455
My friends, the hot dogs.
Friends, hot dogs.
891
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,889
All right!
892
00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:43,263
I choose my friends.
893
00:32:43,261 --> 00:32:45,361
I love you guys,
894
00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:47,773
and I'm never gonna do
the hot dog thing again.
895
00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:50,636
� We're friends again! Timmy!
896
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,095
� Get over here, man.
897
00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:54,143
[overlapping chatter]
[phone ringing]
898
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:55,439
� Oh, gosh.
I'm sorry.
899
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,740
That's me.
900
00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:58,081
[phone ringing]
901
00:32:58,076 --> 00:32:59,236
Hello?
902
00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:02,779
What?
903
00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:06,551
God, that is such bad news.
904
00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:07,991
[sobs]
905
00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:11,217
My mom was in a car accident.
Oh!
906
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:13,333
� Oh, my God.
� No. No.
907
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:16,825
It's never any
good news for Sandy!
908
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,758
� Sandy, Sandy.
909
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,273
You can rest assured
910
00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:22,765
that this is as bad as thing
are gonna get for you today.
911
00:33:22,767 --> 00:33:26,767
[dramatic music]
912
00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:29,111
Timmy, what are you doing, bud?
913
00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:30,907
[laughter]
914
00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:33,479
� Timmy, where did you
get that hot dog?
915
00:33:33,478 --> 00:33:35,508
� Timmy, no.
� Timmy, put the dog down.
916
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:36,784
� Put the dog down. Timmy!
917
00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:37,781
� [grunting]
� Hey!
918
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,622
[overlapping shouting]
919
00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:42,288
� [grunting]
920
00:33:42,287 --> 00:33:44,587
[all shouting]
� Timmy! No, Timmy!
921
00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:45,659
� Oh, no!
922
00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:48,957
� I'm sorry your dad
was in an accident!
923
00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:52,355
[laughter]
924
00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:55,365
� Whoo!
925
00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:59,401
[dynamic pop music]
926
00:33:59,404 --> 00:34:00,614
♪ ♪
927
00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:02,535
� ♪ Hey, get funky now ♪
928
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:05,011
♪ Hey, get funky now ♪
929
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:07,410
� It's really a hot dog
minefield up here.
930
00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:08,712
All right. Kenan?
931
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,153
� I thought it was brilliant.
932
00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:12,678
Repetition is one of my
favorite things in the world,
933
00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:14,394
so like, the flashback thing
934
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,346
I just thought
was incredibly brilliant.
935
00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:19,564
And the variances of comedy
is what we're exploring here,
936
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,928
and that was a prime example
of how awesome it can be,
937
00:34:21,927 --> 00:34:24,157
in another kind of way,
so awesome job.
938
00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:25,162
Yeah.
939
00:34:25,163 --> 00:34:27,233
[applause]
940
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:28,732
� Usually, I'm not
a sketch comedy person.
941
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,073
Maybe it's not my thing.
942
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,938
You guys just showed me
that it can be my thing,
943
00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:34,168
'cause that was
really well done.
944
00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:35,342
You kept doing it
and kept doing it.
945
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:37,040
It got funnier,
and funnier, and funnier.
946
00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:40,412
And the internal struggle of
whether to choose your friends
947
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,152
or this hot dog I love.
948
00:34:42,147 --> 00:34:44,647
And it was the perfect thing
to come out here with,
949
00:34:44,649 --> 00:34:47,619
honestly, for me, so that's...
950
00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:49,889
� Thank you so much.
951
00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:51,118
� One of the hardest things
952
00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:53,592
is when you're not the one
with the action,
953
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:56,432
to stay in the scene,
and stay involved.
954
00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,598
And so you guys did
a fabulous job with that,
955
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:01,667
and what I love
is you took a bizarre premise
956
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:03,266
and made it really funny.
957
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:07,168
Fabulous job, guys.
Best of the night.
958
00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:09,012
� Oh, thank you!
959
00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:11,607
� Keep that clap going for
Kids These Days.
960
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,380
� Kids These Days.
� Thank you all so much.
961
00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:15,609
Thank you.
962
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,624
[upbeat music]
963
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,217
♪ ♪
964
00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:22,548
� I wouldn't feel like you
would have loved that so much.
965
00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:23,664
Like, I...
� I loved it.
966
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:24,955
� Like, it's so interesting
to me.
967
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,286
� It made me laugh.
It made me laugh out loud.
968
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,831
� Yeah, totally.
� I like that unbiased opinion.
969
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:34,172
.
970
00:35:38,269 --> 00:35:38,939
� Welcome back to
"Bring the Funny."
971
00:35:40,605 --> 00:35:43,405
� Whoo!
972
00:35:43,408 --> 00:35:45,638
� Our last act prides himself
on doing comedy
973
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:46,784
all over the globe.
974
00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:48,108
Watch out, Pitbull.
975
00:35:48,113 --> 00:35:50,783
We may have another
Mr. Worldwide on our hands.
976
00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:53,522
Here is Ali Siddiq.
977
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:55,948
[cheers and applause]
978
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:58,624
� Hello. I'm Ali Siddiq.
979
00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:00,593
Before the bright lights
of the stage,
980
00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:01,992
there was the barber shop.
981
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:05,403
The place where I talked life,
tested out my comedy,
982
00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:08,197
and got a pretty
decent haircut.
983
00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:11,867
Oh, I remember this right here.
Oh, this is my hustle look.
984
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:14,570
Man, my potential
was high as my hair.
985
00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:18,341
Oh, see. This one's
a corporate look right here.
986
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,283
Had to get me a little
corporate job at the mall,
987
00:36:20,278 --> 00:36:24,178
so now my jokes is fire,
and my outfits is better too.
988
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,822
You know, I smell good.
989
00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:27,447
I had to cut them locks,
people.
990
00:36:27,452 --> 00:36:29,992
Now, I'm living the dream.
I'm on world tours.
991
00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:32,118
My comedy is grounded,
relatable, and sharp.
992
00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:33,323
I'm ready to do this.
993
00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:36,394
[cheers and applause]
994
00:36:44,169 --> 00:36:46,339
� Hey.
995
00:36:46,337 --> 00:36:48,867
Um, let me say this.
996
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:53,243
Father's Day is
the worst holiday in the world.
997
00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:54,484
Hear me out on this.
998
00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:57,319
Don't nobody know
when Father's Day is.
999
00:36:57,315 --> 00:36:58,745
I could have walked out here
right now and said,
1000
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:01,320
"When is Father's Day?"
Y'all be like, "What? Today?"
1001
00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:02,519
'Cause let me
tell you something.
1002
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:03,990
Father's Day is so bad.
1003
00:37:03,988 --> 00:37:05,318
Let me tell you where
Mother's Day fall at.
1004
00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:06,593
Mother's Day.
1005
00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:09,131
Second most celebrated holiday
in the world.
1006
00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:11,657
First is Christmas.
Then there's Mother's Day.
1007
00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:15,473
That means it's Jesus
then yo mama.
1008
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:18,297
Do you know where
Father's Day fall at?
1009
00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:20,273
Number 20.
1010
00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:23,881
I can't think
of 18 other holidays.
1011
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,845
Do you know Halloween
is number six?
1012
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,775
That means fake ghost
and goblins
1013
00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:31,750
come before your daddy?!
1014
00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:34,217
Let me tell you why
Father's Day is so bad,
1015
00:37:34,219 --> 00:37:35,419
because of mothers.
1016
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,120
Mothers are really cheap
during Father's Day.
1017
00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:40,293
Children come at they daddy��
1018
00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:42,591
"Hey, I want to give my mama
something for Mother's Day."
1019
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,734
We go so deep in our pockets
we touch our kneecap
1020
00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:45,999
going to get that money.
1021
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,267
Cash that money out
through your bank.
1022
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,366
Mothers, they don't do that.
1023
00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:50,837
"Hey, I want
to give Daddy something."
1024
00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:52,835
"Well, I think there's
some change in my car,
1025
00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:55,407
in that cup holder."
1026
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,710
And children don't care.
Ain't no sales for fathers.
1027
00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,310
Mothers have a lot of sales.
1028
00:38:00,311 --> 00:38:02,651
The before Mother's Day sale.
The during Mother's Day sale.
1029
00:38:02,647 --> 00:38:05,447
The "don't forget yo mama's
day sale" after Mother's Day.
1030
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,989
Fathers don't have sales.
We have deals.
1031
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:11,518
They have a deal
for a father.
1032
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:12,923
A deal.
You have a deal.
1033
00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:14,734
That's all they got is a deal,
1034
00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:16,756
and they put a deal
in a little box.
1035
00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:19,361
They give you a shirt, socks,
and suspenders.
1036
00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:22,104
And your kids try to act
like they care about you.
1037
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,270
Your children try to act
like they care about you.
1038
00:38:23,268 --> 00:38:25,468
They get you the shirt
for your birthday.
1039
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:26,700
They give you socks
for Father's Day
1040
00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:28,674
and then try to give you
the suspenders random.
1041
00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:30,073
A random day.
"Dad, I love you."
1042
00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:33,554
Give you��I'm like, "I already
wore them suspenders."
1043
00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:36,205
I did all this protecting
and providing,
1044
00:38:36,214 --> 00:38:38,624
for Father's Day to suck.
1045
00:38:39,784 --> 00:38:42,854
[cheers and applause]
1046
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:51,000
� All right.
Kenan, you a daddy.
1047
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,025
� Jeff a daddy too.
1048
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,460
� You a black daddy.
� Yeah.
1049
00:38:53,464 --> 00:38:55,004
I mean, I'm a black daddy,
1050
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,099
so we have the black daddy��
1051
00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:57,170
� I'm a black daddy.
1052
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,211
� Yeah.
1053
00:39:01,206 --> 00:39:04,036
� I'm a black daddy.
1054
00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,542
� I'm already a big fan
of yours,
1055
00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:06,813
so I know you're great.
1056
00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:08,311
That was way too quick.
1057
00:39:08,313 --> 00:39:10,153
I was ready for some other
material, you know what I mean?
1058
00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:12,618
But that material that you
touched on you just crushed it,
1059
00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:14,987
so I'm already a fan.
1060
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:19,616
� Kenan's already on board.
Kenan's already on board.
1061
00:39:19,624 --> 00:39:20,864
� For me, this is gonna
sound weird,
1062
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,899
but I found myself
not laughing that much,
1063
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,455
but, like,
a huge smile on my face,
1064
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:29,033
because I was in awe of your
performance, of your voice,
1065
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:32,443
and I couldn't believe that
we got you here on this show,
1066
00:39:32,437 --> 00:39:33,737
and that you don't already
have special,
1067
00:39:33,738 --> 00:39:35,008
upon special, on special.
1068
00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,266
You're a star.
1069
00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:38,644
Like,
that was really incredible.
1070
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,852
� See? You hear that wow?
1071
00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:45,017
That's that wow.
� Do you know what I like?
1072
00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:47,246
The fact that you walked out
and sat down on that chair.
1073
00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:49,992
I knew you were in control,
and when I go to see somebody
1074
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,588
I want them to be in control.
1075
00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:55,489
I love the fact that that whole
performance was one thought,
1076
00:39:55,493 --> 00:39:56,933
but you took it another level,
1077
00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:58,628
and another level,
and another level.
1078
00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:02,400
And I'm like, "Man, he has
sat down and thought this out."
1079
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,670
Great job.
1080
00:40:04,669 --> 00:40:07,939
� Let's give it up
for Houston's own Ali Siddiq!
1081
00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,546
� I am dripping sweat.
1082
00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:17,717
Two minutes is hard
1083
00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:19,215
for somebody
who run marathons, man.
1084
00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:21,317
This is crazy. A sprint?
1085
00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:25,019
I don't never sprint.
Too fast to sprint.
1086
00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:28,693
� Judges, now's the moment.
Put your heads together.
1087
00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:31,803
Deliberate on who our six acts
1088
00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:34,626
are going to be
that go on to the next round.
1089
00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:37,642
It's time
to start deliberating.
1090
00:40:37,635 --> 00:40:39,435
� Do you have a favorite?
� Yeah. Who is the favorite?
1091
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,307
� Yes. Who?
1092
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:45,480
[cheers and applause]
1093
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,521
� Are y'all ready to
do this, judges?
1094
00:40:51,516 --> 00:40:53,376
� Yes, please.
� [sighs]
1095
00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:55,224
I'm gonna definitely cry,
at some point.
1096
00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:57,219
� That's good ratings.
That's good ratings.
1097
00:40:57,221 --> 00:41:01,361
� Kenan, who is the first act
1098
00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:03,529
that is gonna move on
to the next round?
1099
00:41:03,528 --> 00:41:06,398
� Kids These Days.
1100
00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:08,597
� ♪ I'm gonna light it up,
yeah ♪
1101
00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:10,229
� Do the shirt!
Do the shirt!
1102
00:41:10,234 --> 00:41:12,944
� ♪ I'm gonna light it up,
yeah, I'm gonna light it up ♪
1103
00:41:12,937 --> 00:41:15,467
� Jeff?
Who is the next act?
1104
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,883
� She showed us that you
don't need a Prince Charming
1105
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:21,105
to find your happy ending.
Kristin Key!
1106
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:24,052
� Yes!
� Whoo!
1107
00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:28,388
� All right, Chrissy Teigs.
Who is the next person?
1108
00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:31,556
� I cannot wait to hear
the other voices
1109
00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:33,186
that are inside her head.
1110
00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:35,361
Andrea Lopez!
1111
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,060
� ♪ I'm gonna light it up,
yeah ♪
1112
00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:40,061
� Andrea Lopez!
1113
00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:41,704
� That's three acts down.
1114
00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:43,969
Three more to go.
Who's gonna be number four?
1115
00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:45,138
� Calvin Evans.
1116
00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:47,006
[Oh the Larceny's
"Check it Out"]
1117
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:50,435
� ♪ I'm gonna light it up,
yeah, I'm gonna light it up ♪
1118
00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:51,811
� Ali Siddiq.
� Whoo!
1119
00:41:51,809 --> 00:41:54,749
� ♪ I'm gonna light it up ♪
1120
00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:57,646
♪ Let me show you
what it's all about ♪
1121
00:41:57,648 --> 00:42:00,018
� This is the last spot,
Chrissy.
1122
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:04,888
Who is the final act
going on to the comedy clash?
1123
00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:10,699
� Okay. This final act left me
with a lot of questions,
1124
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:12,325
and I hope they get answered.
1125
00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:14,770
� Yeah, yeah.
� Drennon Davis.
1126
00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:17,766
[laughter]
1127
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:22,305
I love him so much.
1128
00:42:22,306 --> 00:42:25,876
� One more time,
for tonight's top acts!
1129
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,047
A big thank you
to our superstar judges,
1130
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:30,616
and give yourselves
a big round of applause!
1131
00:42:30,615 --> 00:42:32,615
You all have been
an amazing crowd.
1132
00:42:32,617 --> 00:42:35,047
I've been Amanda Seales.
Have a good night.
1133
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,223
� Whoo!
1134
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:40,461
� ♪ Let me show you what
it's all about ♪
1135
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:41,528
♪ Check it out ♪
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