All language subtitles for Alice In Wonderland 1972--- Full Version

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ah

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you

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please restart you just once more

yes please don't do again yes do that's

all until next time all but it is next

time that's enough to Atlantica not

clean

clear over there please miss Alice

there's a picnic spot come on I remember

so well that golden afternoon when I

first told the story of Alice's

Adventures on the ground it was a

beautiful midsummer day in early July my

friend Duckworth and I had as usual

taken the three little sisters

Loriny Alice immediate out on a river

picnic Alice was beginning to get very

tired of sitting by her sister on the

bank and of having nothing to do so she

was considering in her own mind as well

as she could for the hot day made her

feel very sleepy and stupid whether the

pleasure of making a daisy-chain would

be worth the trouble of getting up and

picking the daisies when suddenly a

white rabbit with pink eyes ran close by

her

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concentrate

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oh dear oh dear oh dear

it'll be too late goodness this is quite

extraordinary why is everything so

enormous what can have happened such a

large rabbit-hole I'll just take a look

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goodness I'm falling what's great

happens to me now where should I fall -

I wonder perhaps I shall fall right

through the earth how funny is it seem

to come out among the people with their

heads downward these and Tippa see that

I think

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but I shall have to ask them what the

name is the country is please mom

is this New Zealand or Australia no no I

mustn't ask Pat special fit written up

somewhere ah this looks interesting

maybe something on here will tell me no

only teasing son marmalade I wish my cat

Dinah was down here with me Dinah my

dear there are no mice in the air I'm

afraid but you might catch a bat and

that's very like enough do cats eat bats

I wonder

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oh goodness

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oh my ears and whiskers how thick is

Eddie

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you

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which way

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what beautiful God but how do I get out

there even if my head did go through it

would be a little use without my

shoulders certainly wasn't yes

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no I'll look first to see whether it's

marked poison on

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what's happening to me

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I might be shutting up

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but key I've forgotten the key come is

no use in crying like that I advise you

to leave off this minute

well I'll eat it and if it makes me grow

larger I can reach the key if it makes

me grow smaller I can creep under the

door so either way I'll get into the

garden and I don't care which happens

which way which way oh my head

you want to be ashamed of yourself great

girl like you to go on crying in this

way stop this moment I tell you the

Duchess is waiting I mustn't be late she

will be mad if she has to wait I'll do

like a rocket as fast as I can

now that I have my gloves and my fan if

you please sir what leftist fandom close

behind

everything is clear today and only

yesterday things went on as usual but

today is turning into the most curious

adventure I've ever had my question

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reply undies all glorious long and

glorious sir

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curious

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how can i department

I've grown small again Oh

narrow escape now for the guard oh I've

forgotten the key again I never was a

small abyss before never too bad things

are worse than ever now oh I wish I

hadn't cried so much I should be

punished for it now I suppose by being

drowned in my own tears that we'll hear

clear things however everything is queer

today Oh Mouse do you know the way out

of this pool I'm getting very tired of

something about him senator call exact

impossible a snack perhaps it doesn't

quite understanding music this must be a

French Mouse

Oh am i shat boom Oh maybe your party

quite forgot you don't like cats not

like a did you like a Tsugumi well

perhaps not are you uh are you fond of

dogs please don't talk to me about cats

or dogs Emma lady you seem to have an

unfortunate habit of saying and doing

the wrong thing at the wrong time okay

this for instance you've cried so much

he made a big bull of you and now I'm

most uncomfortable and very much well

really that's no way to get your very

precious and not to be spread about you

said it girl you know you can't go

through life I ever crying you're right

of course

oh dear I do wish I hadn't cried at all

you should do things in moderation now

let's get to the shore how to do it and

I'll tell you why all right come on

around everyone

listen to me I'm going to show you all

how to get rust and as for you young

lady as I said to you before you've

cried too much already

the shedding of tears should wet your

cheek top so you through and through

and takes the things you put away when

you had one or two too much of anything

can only do you harm

so may I give you this advice straight

from the farm you rather know when to

stop you know for the rates I think

it'll fit worthless repeating again

you've got a no way

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we all like to laugh and joke about and

play those silly games where everyone

pulls out their tongues and calls each a

mermaid but keep on making faces and you

best sleep well or in the morning you

might find that they're still fair so

know when to stop you know for the rings

that they get all at once repeating

again you've gotta know when you got to

know when the lessons over you're all

dry no conscience oh that's right of

course everybody lost a prize but who's

to disapprove I see of course

oh ho ho ho hold that in the big one

here surprises surprises

oh just a minute mr. Doad oh she must

have a prize

do you know alcohol what else have you

got in your pocket only a symbol oh and

it over here then we thank you to accept

this elegant thimble

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you promised to tell me why did you hate

cats dogs mine is a long sad tale it is

a long tale certainly but why do you

call it sad few resent to a mouse that

you met in the house let us both go to

long I will prosecute you come out ain't

no denial we must have a trial for

really this morning I've nothing to do

to the bastard you are not attending

what are you thinking of I beg your

pardon

you've got to the fifth Bend I think the

man I had not I'm not doing it to help

them do it I shall do nothing resort you

insulted

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kids wouldn't stay I wish I had our

Dinah here she'd soon fetch it back

Regina sign is our cat she's such a

Capital One for catching mine I wish you

could see her after the bird why I wish

I hadn't mentioned Dinah

nobody seems to like her down here and

I'm sure she's the best cat in the world

all the Duchess the Duchess oh my dear

paws all my fur and whiskers she will

have me executed as sure as very

sufferance

where can I have brought them I wonder

he's looking for his glove since and I

remember seeing them and I wasn't that

great hall with the table in the little

door into the garden though where

they've all vanished you I simply don't

know why Mary Ann what are you doing out

here from the homeless moment of fetch

me a pair of gloves and a fan I'm not

Mary Anne

I'm right all the time

so just refrain disobedience and its

ingredients I just will not entertain

don't answer me back and we'll be fine

the last word is mine so go on do as

you're told marry at once I can't be

Mary

come Mary Dunphy why Mary Mary for

freckles and things like a cat I'm not

me

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don't be stupid of course you are

if I say you're Mary's and you're very

you won't make me budge my word is law

times diminishing we must be finishing

you are a pest and a for the aquas your

child consult and find the last words is

mine

so go and fetch my gloves and fan Mabel

at once I can't be Mabel she healthy

maple Suzie she ever for me I'm not made

for

if I say you're me then you are Mabel

you won't ever learn that I am right

you're unteachable Ukraine's unreachable

in fact you're not very bright

I'll tell you once more then I'll resign

the last word is mine quit now took his

housemaid Hilde he find out who I am but

I'd thank you taking his glove sometime

that is if I can find them

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Eugene W rabbit

rather unusual or rabbit to live in a

house

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Oh queer it seems to be running messages

for a rabbit

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yes here they are

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I know something interesting is sure to

happen whenever I eat or drink anything

don't you see what this possible

I do hope it'll make me large again

I'm quite tired of being such a tiny

into things but really there is much

room to grow any more in here

wouldn't that's quite enough I hope I

shan't grow any more as it is I can't

get out of the door so I can do no more

whatever happens Mary Ann Mary Ann they

tree my job fishing trip then I'll go

around the kitchen at the window that

you want Oh Pat but where are you sure

in here go in four hours

take it forever I'm freakin up sighs

because I know that I joined up with

digging for apples indeed come and get

me out of this

I'm coming to your rescue your honor

come on cuckoo hiya awesome now tell me

Pat what is that in the window short is

an arm your honor

an arm you goose who ever saw an arm as

big as that fine fills the whole window

sure is oh sure Anna bust is an arm for

all that when it has no business in

there go and take it away sure I don't

like it your honor at all at all do as I

tell you you coward your honor

Oh Your Honor are you gonna kill this

economy if we slice the cucumber charge

16 it'll do

hey god I wonder what they'll do now

they're up to something wait the next

bill Ricky come here

oh here Richard here has stars River

Asuka disarm no Tiger first wake up

I want him

you hold in your honor my neck loosely

here is from oh oh did that it was

paraffin group my buzz your honor bill

you must go down to Jim me now son you

don't me oh that's I want you in bill

must go down the chimney bill tomorrow

it don't come down the chimney he

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hurries guess that Randy out head so

brandy

choke is good what Italy old fellow so

that bill what happened to you tell us

all about it

well hardly know oh thanks I'm better

now pajama deal too flustered to tell

all I know is everything's is nice is my

suddenly I'm in the sky it's nice to be

back here on one room but what details

doing in me and I never mind Neil fella

Oh we'll have to burn the house down if

you die on you oh boy he's gotta be

scared to come out there are my staff

people and restitution will not deter I

mean this is my house if I each one is

sure to make some change in my size I

said can't possibly make me larger must

make me smaller suppose

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I know what I'm doing there's nobody to

tell me anything

Oh

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so now the recipe to find my way into

that lovely garden yes I think that will

be the best plan in the meantime I think

I'll try and think how does the little

busy be if I can remember the work

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and every game how cheerfully grin how

many please spread his claws and welcome

little fishes in with gently smiling

jewel I'm sure those are not the right

word it's quite obvious I've changed I'm

not the same person as I was yesterday

then who are you

I repeat who are you ah I hardly know

sir just at present what do you mean by

that

explain yourself I can't explain myself

I'm afraid sir because I'm not myself

you see

or don't see I can't put it more clearly

or I can't understand it myself and

being so many sizes in a day is very

confusing it isn't well perhaps you

haven't found it so yet but when you

have to turn into a chrysalis you will

some day you know and then after that

into a butterfly

I should think you'll feel this little

queer don't you know a bit too very

queer to me who are you

I think you'll tell me who you are first

why

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come back

I have something important to say

keep yourself

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is that all no so you think your change

do you

I'm afraid I am sir I can't remember

things as I used to

what kind of big well I've tried to sing

how does the little busy be but it all

came out different what's wrong from

beginning to end what size do you want

to be well I'd like to be a little

larger sir if you don't mind three

inches is such a wretched height to be

it's a very good height indeed but I'm

not used to it you'll get used to it in

time

one side will make you grow taller the

other side will make you grow shorter

what do the other side of wrong of the

mushroom

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how strange the wonder where it could

have gone now which is which

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not really the next thing I've got to do

is to get into that beautiful garden but

how is that to be done I wonder

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very misleading wonder if you would see

me change very queer I'm not sure I do

think they live in the same house but

I'll just call and say how do you do

I Dawson the way out of the wood

you

I suppose they've each got tweedle on

the back of the collar if you think

we're waxworks you want to pay you know

works works weren't made to be looked at

for nothing nohow

contrariwise if you think we're alive

you all discrete I'm sure I'm very sorry

I know what you're thinking but it isn't

so nohow

contrariwise if it was so it might be

but as it didn't it ain't

I was thinking which is the best way out

of this would it's getting so dark would

you tell me please

first boy no how next boy contrariwise

you've begun wrong the first thing in a

visit is to say how you do and shake her

oh I hope you're not much tired know how

so much obliged

now would you please tell me which way

leads out of the wood for really it's

coming on very dark do you think it's

going to rain

no at least not on the hair know how but

it may rain outside it may if it chooses

with no objection

contrariwise things do you see that it's

been your battle holding frozen food

spoils of course you needn't be so angry

but did you I tell you I bought it

yesterday my nice new rattle of course

you agree to have a battle I suppose so

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only see my scalp lace rise up

do I look pale underneath my helmet well

yes a little I'm very brave generally

only today I have to have a headache and

I've got the topics as far worse than

you then you'd better not fight today

oh we must have a bit of a battle what

star now half past four let's fight till

6:00 and then have dinner and all about

it back I will no mind you so much of it

I've been a new one stand aside and

let's begin

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what a big black cloud is here hey stick

around if a dog

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believe it both ways

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I respect crow hadn't slapped its wings

though it made quite a Huracan in the

wood

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our who is that

you

whoever lives here I wonder

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all the ducting and invitation from the

Queen to play croquet from the Queen and

invitations for the Duchess to play

croquet no you see knocking and that for

two reasons first because I'm on the

same side of the door as you are

secondly because they're making so much

noise inside no one could possibly hear

you well please then how am I to get in

I shall sit here until tomorrow or next

day maybe how am I to get in are you to

get in at all that's the first question

you know it's really dreadful the way

all the creatures argue it's enough to

drive them crazy I shall sit here on and

off for days and days and days but what

am I to do everything your life oh no

you from talking to him keep perfectly

idiotic

oh there's certainly too much pepper in

that suit

would you tell me why your cat grins

from ear to ear like that it's a

Cheshire cat and that's why the Cheshire

cats always grinned in fact I don't know

the cat cora's it all can move them - I

didn't know they knew it do you don't

imagine ever back oh please man what'd

you do their doses pressured nose like

their own business the world variety of

fashion it's not which would not be an

advantage you think what work it would

make with the day and night you see the

earth takes 24 hours turn round on its

axis pokey of X's trouble a 24 hours I

think oh well don't bother me I never

could abide bigger speak roughly to your

little boy and beat him when he sneezes

he only does it who was annoyed because

he knows it I speak severely to my boy

and beep in Wyndam purposes or he can

thoroughly enjoy the pepper when he

pleases

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yeah you've been at the forbidding like

I was gonna get ready to make okay with

weed if I don't take the child away

they'll kill it in a day wouldn't it be

mad if leave it behind

don't grunt that's not at all a proper

way of expressing yourself I do believe

your little nose is very turned up well

I could smell it in a real name and your

eyes are extremely small so baby tears I

even though your sobbing if you're going

to turn into a pig my dear I'll have

nothing more to do with you

mind now what am I going to do with this

creature when I get it home he's more

like a speak then baby

we sleep in a coach for sleeping

there's no mistake it is a pig

it is quite absurd

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you

grown up it would have made a dreadfully

ugly child but it makes rather I have to

pick I think that would be very

uncomfortable for the Dormouse only

asked to sleep I suppose it doesn't mind

no room no room no room at all - plenty

of room have some wine

I don't see any wine that isn't goodness

oh and it was a very civil of you to

offer it it wasn't very civil of you sit

down without being invited I didn't

notice your table it's late for a great

many more than three your hair wants

cutting you should learn not to make

personal remarks it's very rude what's

between a raven and the writing this oh

I'm glad you could come asking riddles I

believe I can get that one you mean you

think you can find the answer to it

exactly sir

then why don't you say what you mean I

do at least I mean what I say that's the

same thing unit it's not the same thing

a bit why you might just as well say I

see what I eat is the same as I eat what

I see I see what I see

everyone confusing me you are just as

well say that I breathe when I sleep is

the same thing as I sleep without

breathe it is the same with you what day

of the month is it before two days wrong

I told you that I wouldn't shoot the

world it was the best brother the

Dormouse is asleep again yeah so well

Paul Korsakoff Chekhov's gonna save

ourselves it was the best butter heavy

gift the river yet no I give up

what's the answer I haven't decided idea

northern I think you watch too something

better with the time than wasting it if

you do as much about time as I do you

wouldn't talk about wasting you already

have to whisper a hint to time and round

goes the document winking half-past one

time to dinner well I wish it world is

that the way you managed not I we

quarrel last March just before he went

mad you know it was at the great concert

did he buy between Allah and I had to

see

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you know the song I've heard something

like it goes on you know in this way

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well I'd hardly finish the first verse

when the Queen balled up he's murdering

the time up with his head gently Savage

and ever since then he won't do a thing

I asked it's always six o'clock oh is

that the reason all the two things are

laid out here yes that's it it's always

teatime and weeds no time to wash things

between whiles well so you keep moving

round I suppose exactly so as the things

get used up but what happens when you

come back to the beginning again suppose

we change the subject

takes a lot teeth well I've had nothing

yet so I can't take more you mean you

can't take this it's very easy to take

more than nothing no the last your

opinion Oh who's making personal remarks

now but I would like a balance please oh

we don't have anyone but we do have some

perm done have a pad too much fun ah

wriggle or a pun can provide a piece of

fun the worse they are the best it's

hard to find a whopping one but once you

find that jewel the feelings you get you

a fever of a kind of the Tweel mind my

dear easing tibul I got 100 slices I

haven't the faintest idea to curious who

walks like that haha I do ha ha ha ha

ah that's awesome wow it's as bad as

anything I don't know it's madness it's

insane

but not promise gotta be strong with my

11 o'clock then nothing

well was the Magna Carta hi ah I don't

know where was the Magna Carta saw

people going at the bottom part rebels

water flow you have real problem are

choking like a low Fox uses reverie but

it's not as bad as this one that cukoo

told you baby how do you find out the

right of a while

I don't know how do you find out the

wing of a way try him to the nearest

while why stifle your people what a

shock your distorted - boom

poppycock it's not everywhere yet

constantly to this one that I don't know

haha

we King of England wore the largest you

know I'd love to know which King of

England did level Edition so fine you

cannot see

ah so rubbing your six you remind us of

a loony lunatic you're merely a cuckoo

if you carry or not legally as matter

now quite soon now then what be the

private goose to see to his butt Oh what

did the father go fight a son only when

you look and see Harvey or try a little

table over to Brian everything the tiny

and song wake up dormouse hey I want

this right I heard every word you

fellows for safety tell us who stole it

yes please do yes and be quick about it

or you'll be asleep again before it's

done well once upon a time there were

three little sisters and I lived at the

bottom over well what did they live on

they lived on them just wah Treecko tree

- oh yeah I lived on Traco ah but they

couldn't have done that you know they

could be nil so they were very ill oh

but why did they live at the bottom of

the world that it was a treacle well

yeah taking Peter well you well how it

was a trick oh well isn't it such thing

Shh look if you can't we still we better

finish the story for yourself

no please go on I won't interrupt you

again I want to clean cups let's move on

face off

you

I still don't understand your stories of

three little sisters did they really

draw treacle out of a well

you can draw water out of the water well

so I should think you could draw treacle

out of a treacle well a stupid but they

were in the well of course I were well

in yeah and you know your size things

are much of a muchness well did you ever

see such a thing I have a drawing of a

muchness well really now that you ask me

I don't think I shouldn't talk never go

there again you could keep our track

ever with us my life

ready please

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you

now I'll manage better this time I'll

each piece of national action little

smaller

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no I I couldn't help it

seven choc my elbow yeah that's right

five always lay their blame on others

you'd better not talk about the Queen

sailor yes you deserve to be beheaded

AHA ice know your business - yes it is

business and I'll tell him it was

forgiving enough surely roots instead of

onions

ha ha ha beyond just fins would you tell

me please why you're painting those

roses well the fact is you see this year

or two have been a red rose tree see and

we put a white one in by mistake and if

the Queen was to find out we should all

have our heads cut off you know so we

was trying before the Queen comes just

to make this

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who is this good eightieth what's your

name child my name is Alice so please

your majesty why they're only a pack of

cards after all I needn't be afraid of

them and who are you used how should I

know

no business of mine off with her head

off with her head

give her her chit and just attach it

we've been lucky better off with her

head

nothing oh but coz shittim idea she's

only a child

turn them over get up

clear off set to make me City what have

you been doing here if it would please

your majesty we've been trying I see us

with the head on with the head separate

them have realized them and I told you

to pick up the threads and why we you

shall be bagged

I'll their head top well a heads of

garlic it please your majesty

that's fine you take okay oh yes come on

men rather nice day isn't it

yes very who wear Duchess shoo-shoo

shoo-shoo judges the Duchess is under

center thank you

oh fuck the Queen dear man the Queen

will hear you

you see she arrived rather late and the

Queen said

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Oh

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Oh

Oh

Green quandaries if anyone left alive

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hello there Here I am over here it's the

Cheshire Cat are you getting on isn't

even speaking to it till it theatres

come or at least one of them did you

enjoy the croquet game well they

certainly don't play croquet the way I

remember it please don't you like the

Queen not at all

so they're in friendly you like me to

win that it's hardly worth while

finishing the game who are you talking

to

it's a friend of mine a Cheshire Cat

allow me to introduce him I don't like

the look of it at all however he may

kiss my hand

is he like a girl or not don't be

impertinent and don't look at me like

that

a cat may look at the king well it must

be removed so mad yes would you see the

dead cat is removed off his head with

his head new you naked decapitated and

there's anyone this must be third

executioner operative head I can't

Cottage said ox unless there's a body to

cut it off from not anything that's got

a head could be beheaded so stop talking

boss it's not done immediately

everybody's head will be all sweat it

belongs to the Duchy you better I'll

care about it she's in prison fetch her

yeah

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you can't figure glad I am to see you

again you dare doping when I'm a duchess

I won't have any pepper in my kitchen at

all this goes very well without maybe

four words pepper that makes people

hot-tempered you're thinking about

something my dad that makes you forget

thought can't addressed now what the

model of that is I shall remember it in

a bit

perhaps it has its One Laptop chug if

you got a model if only you can find it

uh it's gone

God disappeared it was here a moment ago

SIA it's his head off what is heads gone

if it please your majesty good what are

you doing here a fine day your majesty

now I give you fair warning I think you

are your head must be up and that's in

about half no time take a choice

have you seen the mock turtle I can't

ignore the mock turtle if it's a peanut

turtle soup is made from I never saw one

old heard of one come on Lee and he

should tell you his history up lady and

take this young lady to see the mock

turtle and to hear it

I must go back and see after some

executions I have ordered what what's

the fun why Oh her bank you know they

never execute nobody come on everybody

just come on around here I never was

sorted about my life this is Venki

doctor here to talk about soil you know

this hearing on lady wants water knowing

all his stories he doing I'll tell her

but don't say a word till I finish I

don't see how he can ever say she

doesn't begin once I was a real turtle

oh yeah yes when we were little we went

to school in the sea the master was an

old turtle we used to call him tortoise

why did you call him tortoise if he

wasn't one we called him tortoise

because he taught us really you are very

dull you want to be ashamed of yourself

or asking a few big questions

carry on old fellow don't take all day

about it yes we went to school in the

city

so you may not believe it I never said I

didn't

you did oh yeah um we had the best of

education we went to school every day I

think we day school too you know you

need to be proud of all that good extras

yes we learn French and music and

washing certainly not ah yours wasn't a

really good school I cannot you know it

at hours they always had at the end of

the bill French music and washing extra

yeah you could have wanted it much

living at the bottom of the sea hey my

father Starbuck sir hey I couldn't

afford to live it they took the regular

course

what's it bad well reading and writing

to begin with of course of it and then

the different branches of arithmetic

ambition distraction uglification and

derision then then there was mystery

mystery ancient and modern geography I'm

a philosopher listen uh tell us

something about games now okay you know

Dan so he's talked up on him carry on

you may not have lived under the sea

I haven't perhaps you have never been

introduced to a lobster I once tasted or

no never

then you have no idea one delightful

bigger lobster quadrille bit no indeed

what sort of dance is it well first you

probably one item of the big dog who are

those feel seven tresses of songs and

then you get all eternity never why

that fire your love spice pistols whoa

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that was a very pretty dawn you want to

see some more Robbie oh hey Mac you move

oh come on then we can do it without

long yeah well honey 106 no now

will you walk a little faster said a

whiting to us a loser promise cause

behind us and he's treading on my tail

see how eagerly the lobsters and the

turtles all advance they are waiting on

the shingles will come join but ours

will you working with you when you go in

drag with you what you you can really

have no notion how delightful it will be

when they take us up and trust with the

lots of out pussy but the smell with my

too far to pass and gave a look askance

but he would

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whatever it is not yet now on average in

how far we go his scaly friend replied

there is another show you go hop on the

other time for further open England then

there is no glance then cannot feel the

time around will you

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thank you that was very interesting

tell me have a beer or would you rather

hear the mock turtle sing another chorus

Oh another song feels the mock turtle

would be so kind

oh so sue no I'm coming for people sleep

well I certainly met some strange

creatures on these adventures in fact

I've never met so many in all my life

the trials beginning the 12th beginning

is forgiving quickly only the twelve

beginnings as well beginning or China

the neighbor part is on top

cookies over women are not

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in court

hello please the accusation the Queen of

Hearts she made some tarts all on a

summer's day the neighbor pass he stole

those tarts and took them quite a way

consider your verdict no tragedy the

first witness

who is it religious they'll call the

first at me first witness oh I beg your

pardon Your Majesty for bringing these

in but I hadn't quite finished my tea

when I was sinful you walked with it

when did you begin the 14th of March I

think it was it knew it was a pity

there's a sex tape new pity

write that down I mean my god take off

your hat this is mine stolen I keep them

to sell mine ahead if your evidence

don't be nervous or I'll here to execute

it on the spot

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what a curious sensation I seem to have

grown larger again I wish you wouldn't

squeeze out and I'll be afraid I can't

help it I'm growing you can't grab ya

don't be stupid you're growing too yes

but all quite a reasonable price on that

ridiculous fashion house so violent give

me a list of the singers at last if your

evidence or I'll have you executed

whether you're nervous or not I'm a poor

man your majesty who spoke with the

bread and butter getting so thin and the

twinkling of the tea-- prison to the

wall it began with the tea of course

when cleaned again full of tea to take

me for a dunce

go on I'm a poor man your majesty and

most things twinkled after that only the

March Hare said I didn't you did I deny

it he denied it

heave up step up he tells you to travel

at any rate at any rate the Dormouse

said and after that I cut some more

bread-and-butter I can't remember all I

remember while have you executed

I'm a poor man your majesty

you're a very poor speaker

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I do it pretty well that finishes with

anything now we should get on them hmm

goodness this is too much I must stop

all and growing I'm much too large now I

suppose I shall just have to stay this

size silence in court

that's all the evidence you can give you

may stand down I can't go no no I I'm on

the floor as it is when you a sister i

father gone finished I think you may go

just consider for trying

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next witness

oops that's too cute trumpet this does

is cook you got it

Oh Your Majesty must cross-examine this

witness

well I'm asked what are Tarts made of

pepper pepper pepper some like to give

you a fright some grounds of south of

tears rolling down some bread to make

you wish you were dead Thanks shadow

Traco call me back door

ah

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next witness

really my dear you must cross-examine

the next one quite mix my father dig you

majesty

they haven't got everything here what do

you nothing oh that's very important

little unimportant I think Your Majesty

means an important event oh yes yes of

course I did yes

rule 42 all persons more than a mile

high to lead the court I'm not a mile

high oh yes well yeah they're two miles

high well I shan't go besides that's not

a regular rule you invented it just now

it's the oldest rule in the book then it

ought to be number one Oh consider your

verdict oh yes boy isn't complete your

majesty this paper is just in cetera Oh

Ginetta it seems to be a letter written

by the prisoner do somebody said this it

was written to nobody which isn't usual

you don't know we didn't a letter at all

it's a song you majesty I didn't compose

it and they can't prove I did there's no

name on it you must admit some mischief

or else you to put your name on it like

an honest man

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dad's food is paper so odd with it it

doesn't from anything of the sort

why you don't even know what the songs

about please if it please your majesty

where shall I begin begin at the

beginning

yeah go on to do come to the end yeah

and then stop yes they told me you had

been to her and mentioned me to him she

gave me a good character but said I

could not swim he sent them word I had

not gone we know it to be true if she

should push the matter on what would

become of you I gave her one they gave

him two gave her three or more they all

returned from him to you though they

were mine before if I or she returns

will be involved in this affair because

do you think this simply exactly as we

were my notion was that you had been

before he has this big an obstacle that

came between him and ourselves and it

don't let him know

invent for sis must ever be a secret

kept from all the rest between yourself

and me ah this is the most important

piece of evidence we've had yet

it doesn't mean anything let the jury

consider its verdict no no sentence

first verdict afterwards Duff innoncent

you can't have the sentence first

I

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wake up honey

wake up why won't you

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Oh

Oh curiously it must have been a curious

dream certainly metallus oh come now

it's time for us to go getting late

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we

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I've been me

Oh

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you

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