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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:14,315 (uplifting music) 4 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:30,731 (joyful music) 5 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:18,146 (record scratches) 6 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:20,714 - Welcome back to "The Dish" with me, Michael Scott. 7 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:24,718 Now, Discrete was not so discreet last night. 8 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:27,388 She was caught in a Hollywood hotel room, 9 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:28,789 a pretty swanky one at that, 10 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:32,760 with her head of security, Mr. Jessie Rogers. 11 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,462 Get a room, guys. 12 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,464 (blender whirring) 13 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:37,731 - Jessie, listen. 14 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,736 Discrete's manager is trying to skip out on our payments. 15 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:44,672 - Nothing happened, you know that. 16 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,307 - But they still blame us for the leak. 17 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:47,808 - It's a grenade, Mike, jump on it. 18 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,743 - [Mike] You need to tell Noelle. 19 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,545 - I tried to call her, she's not answering. 20 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,046 I will tell her when she gets home. 21 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:55,249 - [Mike] You're doing it again. 22 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:56,784 - What? 23 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,452 - Putting off what you know you shouldn't be putting off. 24 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,687 - It was a mistake. 25 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,289 She will understand. 26 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,490 - Not with the way things 27 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:03,957 have been going with you two lately. 28 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,526 - You're more concerned than... 29 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:09,697 - Jessie? 30 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,832 Jessie, can you hear me? 31 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,134 - I'll call you back. 32 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,271 (Noelle grunts) 33 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,972 What's going on? 34 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,107 (Noelle grunts) 35 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:21,409 - You need to leave! 36 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:22,510 - Honey! 37 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:23,877 - [Noelle] I can't believe you! 38 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,946 You're a cheat like my father! 39 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,449 You're not staying here. 40 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,017 You're, no way. 41 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:31,252 Where's that stuff? 42 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:35,323 - Honey, this isn't what it looks like! 43 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:36,957 I didn't do anything, trust me! 44 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,626 I did not do any of this! 45 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,261 - Take your stuff and go. 46 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:42,396 Fore! 47 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:44,198 - Are you kidding me? 48 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:45,266 Stop it! 49 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,268 - You humiliated me! 50 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,802 And embarrassed us! 51 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,404 - Trust me, nothing happened! 52 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:52,039 It's not what it looks like! 53 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,974 - What are you... 54 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:55,709 Oh, you're here? 55 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,578 - This is my house! 56 00:02:57,578 --> 00:03:00,748 - Honey, I'm gonna get the shotgun. 57 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:01,549 We'll get-cha. 58 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,985 - You better leave before she gets back. 59 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:10,358 You know what? 60 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:11,225 - Honey, not my clubs! 61 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:14,728 - Yard sale! 62 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,200 - Nothing happened! 63 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,703 - Anyway, we caught up with Discrete outside Studio B, 64 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:26,307 where she was recording her new album, "Heat is Hot." 65 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,776 - [Reporter] Discrete, Discrete, we've got some questions. 66 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,744 Discrete, hey, did you sleep 67 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,946 with your body guard Jessie Rogers? 68 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,515 - A good girl never kisses and tells, 69 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,884 but let's just say when I'm alone with him, 70 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,119 I'm safe and secure, and I have been for months. 71 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,888 - [Reporter] Oh, come on, that's not a real answer. 72 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,590 We wanna know, yes or no? 73 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,892 - A picture's worth 1,000 words, isn't it? 74 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:45,859 - [Reporter] Oh, oh, come on! 75 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:46,794 Hey, hey! 76 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:47,661 - Kidding me? 77 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:48,996 She's just lying! 78 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:52,132 - They cropped this photo. 79 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,634 - Oh, come on! 80 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:56,103 - No, no, no, they doctored this photo! 81 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:59,540 Look, I was standing right here. 82 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,108 This photo is faked. 83 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:02,643 Why they always cutting out a brother? 84 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:05,045 - Call Tillman, our lawyer, okay? 85 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,747 They can't just fake a photo like that. 86 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,048 That has to be illegal. 87 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,683 Find the real photo. 88 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:10,951 - You got it. (phone ringing) 89 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,486 - [Reporter] So Vicky, if you had the chance, 90 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,555 would you sleep with Jessie Rogers? 91 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:15,723 - Noelle, honey? - Months! 92 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,458 - No, no, honey, she is lying. 93 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,126 She is lying through her teeth! 94 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,227 - Messing around? 95 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:22,195 Exactly what does that entail? 96 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,932 - Honey, absolutely nothing, I promise you! 97 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,400 - You know what? 98 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,202 I realize, I know that it's been a little rough between us. 99 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,404 I get that. 100 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,840 But this, I mean this has humiliated me! 101 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,142 Carrie's teacher came out to see if I was okay 102 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:37,378 and then her classmates asked her 103 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:40,514 if she knew Discrete and if she could get them tickets! 104 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,650 - Will you just give me a few minutes to figure this out? 105 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:45,486 - No, I'm not gonna let you just push this off, Jessie. 106 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,988 I'm filing for divorce tomorrow. 107 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:50,891 I saw my dad do this to my mom, 108 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,727 and they tried to work it out, but it doesn't work! 109 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,229 - Noelle? 110 00:04:58,532 --> 00:04:59,400 - I'd go see her. 111 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:04,104 - No, no, if she doesn't trust me, why should I? 112 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,475 - Because she's worth fighting for. 113 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:09,810 - Find that picture. 114 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,880 (lighthearted music) 115 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:19,420 (people chattering) 116 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,164 - [Noelle] You know what I mean? 117 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,900 - Who invites 400 guests? 118 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:33,934 - Oh, it's a walk in the park, 119 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,403 but we should have charged more. 120 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:38,305 Okay, there's only two hours left, so let's move it, people! 121 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,579 - She locked the door. 122 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,015 - Oh, another runaway bride. 123 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:55,856 Sandy, I understand Mindy has a case of the cold feet. 124 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,591 - I told you this would happen. 125 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,860 - I know, Jack, you're always right. 126 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,094 - It should be fine. 127 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,863 She's marrying a really great guy. 128 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,031 - You know what I'm gonna do? 129 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,433 I'm gonna break down that door, 130 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:07,601 and I'm gonna drag her to the alter. 131 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:08,436 - Jack! - If you do, 132 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:09,637 she'll never come out. 133 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:15,075 Just give me a minute. 134 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,414 - Are you gonna give her the speech? 135 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:21,248 - The key? 136 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:26,253 (Mindy sobbing) 137 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:35,996 - This is my second box. 138 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:48,308 Tell me I'll be happy, that Michael will take care of me 139 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,578 and I'll never be lonely. 140 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:54,782 Does he really love me? 141 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:02,322 - You know, every day you spend with Michael, 142 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:07,327 good and bad, and every night you sleep in his arms 143 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,030 and every time you work 144 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:13,400 through a seemingly impossible obstacle. 145 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:19,673 It's those times where your love will blossom. 146 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:30,484 Love is like a good wine, it only gets better with time. 147 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,925 If you climb out that window right now, 148 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:42,930 you are never gonna know how perfect Michael is for you. 149 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:29,743 - [Man] My man. 150 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,847 (phone ringing) 151 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:34,682 - Hello. 152 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,949 - Yo, Jessie! 153 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,450 - Hey, what's up, man? 154 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:41,622 - Listen, just finished end of year, made a little profit. 155 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,090 You don't usually miss that. 156 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,192 - Yeah, well, Noelle and Carrie are coming up to the cabin. 157 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,894 I just wanna make sure everything's ready for them. 158 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,662 - [Mike] You've been gone two months. 159 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:49,797 - There's a lot to do. 160 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,498 - Tillman still advises 161 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,967 that you give up your lawsuit against TVT, 162 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,435 and the unknown photographer. 163 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,337 He's trying to stop you from losing more money. 164 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:58,806 - Yeah. 165 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:01,875 - It's been two years since the divorce, everything is done. 166 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,644 Maybe it's time you moved on with your life, bro. 167 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,145 - Thanks for your advice, Mike. 168 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,213 I'll talk to you later. 169 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,347 - Take care of yourself. 170 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:14,187 - Using the best photographers and videographer, 171 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,889 we don't just capture the wedding, 172 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,626 we preserve it for generations to come. 173 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:21,929 - And it's not out of place, her condition? 174 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:25,899 - Honestly, it happened to me nearly 15 years ago. 175 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,802 Uh, listen, I'd like you to sit with Hannah 176 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,337 and go over some locations. 177 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:34,074 The Howard Hotel ballroom is to die for, start there, okay? 178 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,609 - Thank you. - All right. 179 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,879 - Okay, so here's the paperwork from Keller 180 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,280 defining the conditions of the cabin. 181 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,249 You just need to get Jessie to sign it. 182 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,817 - Oh, that'll take a small miracle. 183 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,920 - Noelle, the IRS called again. 184 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,321 - Did you direct them to Keller? 185 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,423 - I did, but Keller still needs to be paid 186 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,025 and so does Hannah, and so do I. 187 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,427 We are three days late on payroll. 188 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,596 The list of people we owe money to is just... 189 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,965 Oh, Robbie quit. 190 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,066 - He quit? - He wanted to find, 191 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,968 quote, "a real job." 192 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:01,902 - Mm-hm. 193 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,737 - We need to deal with this. 194 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:07,340 - Um, before they leave, get a down payment. 195 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,076 - Right, oh, and Noelle... 196 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,979 - Oh, ah, Flynn! 197 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,748 - Noelle. 198 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:15,916 - [Noelle] Oh. 199 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,254 Hey. 200 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,089 - Ah! 201 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,193 For you. 202 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,729 They're from a crop of my roses that are engineered 203 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,231 to smell like a popular fragrance. 204 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,266 I'm always enchanted when we're together. 205 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,537 - Mm enchanting. 206 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:38,839 - Well, that's what I said. 207 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,142 Oh, would you like some champagne? 208 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,377 - Um, actually, can you put those on water, please? 209 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,579 - Ah, soda water with a penny, they'll last longer. 210 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:50,283 - I thought that you had to be in Hong Kong or something. 211 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,152 - Oh, I, I finished early 212 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,487 and wanted to catch you before Christmas. 213 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,455 - Oh, why's that? 214 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,658 - It's on the wrong finger. 215 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,230 Our engagement ring. 216 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,565 - Oh, um, oh, mm-hm. 217 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,638 I'm just not ready to make the announcement yet. 218 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,707 - Well, why not? 219 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,943 I mean, don't you remember Paris, hm? 220 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,210 The magic? 221 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:20,013 - Yeah, um, I was soul-searching. 222 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,183 - And I am your soul mate. 223 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:27,955 Noelle. - Mm-hm. 224 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,592 - I can take care of you, and if we get married now, 225 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:35,228 we can vacation before our busy seasons. 226 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,831 I mean, the spring is horrible for both of us. 227 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,467 I mean, you've got your weddings, and my roses-- 228 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,368 - Mom! 229 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,270 - Oh, Carrie. 230 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,106 - I've been invited to a Christmas party tomorrow. 231 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,975 - By the Watson's girl, 232 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,443 and you remember the last time that she went. 233 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,945 A boy tried to kiss her. 234 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,981 - Well, you make it sound like it was my fault. 235 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,248 - You let her go. 236 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,250 - Emma's dad will be on guard all day, 237 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,153 and Emma said the girls can sleep over after the party! 238 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,789 - Oh, a Christmas party, how fun. 239 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,858 - [Carrie] A white elephant. 240 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,527 - A white what? 241 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,297 - [Claudell] Oh, in my day, they called it a Yankee Swap. 242 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,498 - Listen, honey, 243 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,467 your father is expecting us tomorrow morning. 244 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,936 - I already called him. 245 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,404 He said okay, if you're okay. 246 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,040 - Really? 247 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,209 - I wouldn't have wasted my time on that phone call. 248 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,710 - Mother. 249 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,179 - Don't be mad at Grandma just 'cause Dad left us. 250 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,680 - What are you filling her head with? 251 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,515 - What? 252 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:29,449 She watched him leave. 253 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,683 - You are egging this on! 254 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,019 - You should have listened to me. 255 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,520 - Oh, I hear it now. 256 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,688 - No, hearing and listening are two different things. 257 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,057 - Can I please, Mom? 258 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,126 - I can never please Mom. 259 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,561 - If you'll just excuse me, um, 260 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,498 I think I may have a solution. 261 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,135 Why don't I take Claudell and Carrie to Mammoth 262 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,871 in my G5 on Christmas Eve? 263 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,472 - Private jet, how elegant. 264 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,910 - And that way, Carrie can go to her party and Noelle, 265 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,545 you and Jessie can discuss 266 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,448 whatever you need to discuss with no distractions. 267 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,784 - That's a marvelous idea. 268 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,618 Cheers. 269 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,021 - It's been one of the driest years 270 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,522 in the history of Mammoth. 271 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,292 The resort is making snow for the first time in 10 years. 272 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,094 However, that may all change tomorrow, 273 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:17,097 when a low-pressure system is expected to move in. 274 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,505 (phone line beeping) 275 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,308 (phone ringing) 276 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,578 - [Carrie] You've reached Carrie, I might call you back. 277 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,813 - Hi, Carrie, it's your dad. 278 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,784 Hey, I'm really looking forward to seeing you, okay? 279 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,487 Um, give me a call. 280 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,321 Love you, bye. 281 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:47,060 (phone beeps) 282 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,066 (soft music) 283 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,102 Mike, yeah, it's Jessie. 284 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,838 Call Tillman, tell him to drop the case. 285 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:24,597 - What? 286 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,868 Honey, I don't want a turkey neck. 287 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,962 (phone buzzing) 288 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,919 - [Jessie] Hi, you got Jessie Rogers. 289 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,688 Please leave a message. 290 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,337 (birds chirping) 291 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:48,015 (light relaxing music) 292 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,695 - Whoo, good morning, sleepyhead. 293 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:03,963 - Tasha? 294 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,733 - The ride up tied me in knots. 295 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,435 - Um, what are you doing here? 296 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,337 - Oh, a friend of mine from Vegas came up to ski, 297 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,073 so I thought it'd be a nice Christmas surprise. 298 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,709 Surprise! 299 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,247 - Well, I, I'm surprised. 300 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,948 Is that incense? 301 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,216 - Yeah. 302 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,418 - Oh, I'm allergic. - You're so serious. 303 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,654 - [Jessie] Oh, okay. 304 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,490 - Oh, that's gonna make it worse. 305 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,125 - [Jessie] There we go. 306 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,226 - Aren't you excited to see me? 307 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,694 - Yeah, yeah, 308 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,929 it's just that Noelle and Carrie are coming up, 309 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,598 so-- - I get to meet Carrie? 310 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,200 Oh, I'm so excited I came up. 311 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,134 - Oh, okay! 312 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,705 - It's been way too long. 313 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,175 (car horn honks) 314 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,842 Oh, who's that? 315 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,444 - Uh, hold on one second. 316 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,583 - Hey, hey! 317 00:16:58,985 --> 00:16:59,819 Where's Carrie? 318 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,961 - Carrie will be up tomorrow afternoon with my mother... 319 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,997 What is that smell? 320 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,832 - Uh, incense. 321 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:13,833 - You hate incense. 322 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,302 - No, he's allergic. 323 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:20,340 - Who's that? 324 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,174 - I'm Tasha. 325 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,411 - That's Tasha. 326 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,847 - Oh, this is your idea of a vacation with Carrie? 327 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,617 - No, no, that's a surprise. 328 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,951 - Surprise! 329 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,721 - Well, according to the agreement, 330 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,989 the cabin is mine starting today. 331 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,825 - Yeah, well, I didn't sign that agreement 332 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,960 and I'm not gonna sign that agreement until I have Carrie. 333 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,994 - Yeah, well, she played a trick, Jessie. 334 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,463 - And that's my fault? 335 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,731 - Well, if the shoe fits. 336 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,599 - Seeing Carrie is like all Jessie talked about 337 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,967 for like three weeks. 338 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,736 - Ta, Tanya? 339 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,803 - It's Tasha. 340 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,038 - Who are you? 341 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:55,642 - Uh, we met at a conference in Vegas. 342 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,809 - I'm a gymnast! 343 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,711 - Oh, is that code for stripper? 344 00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,812 - I was alternate number three 345 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,248 on the Olympic gymnastics team. 346 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,783 - Oh, alternate number three. 347 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,318 Get a room. 348 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,486 - They're all booked up, it's Christmastime. you know that. 349 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,521 - It's not my problem. 350 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,756 - Well, you know what, 351 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,191 my problem is that I don't have Carrie 352 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,925 and if I don't have Carrie, I'm staying here! 353 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:13,760 - Namaste! 354 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,429 - Hey, my stuff is in there! 355 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,564 - She's totally pretty. 356 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,967 - [Noelle] Momma-stay! 357 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,806 - She likes to throw stuff. 358 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,376 (upbeat music) 359 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,589 - Your weird shaking foot is making me uncomfortable. 360 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,690 - I'm in a hurry. 361 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,192 - This is gonna take some time. 362 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:48,595 - Look, in order to close this deal I need to assure Jurgen 363 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,564 that I can ship into the United States legally. 364 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,200 - It's not possible at this moment. 365 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,834 - Then he is gonna go with Nicholson. 366 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:55,668 - I know. 367 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,903 - So find me a solution. 368 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,137 - Solution numero uno, 369 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,541 hand your company over to an American. 370 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,276 - Never gonna happen. 371 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,477 - If there's another way, I'll find it, 372 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,912 but it's gonna take time. 373 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,681 - At $250 every quarter-- 374 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,617 - $300, I'm worth it. 375 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,153 (phone ringing) 376 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,457 Hello. - Hi, babe. 377 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,359 - I'm in a meeting. - Sorry, I'm at the market. 378 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,727 I'm just wondering what I should make for dinner. 379 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:21,761 (child screams) 380 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:22,762 Kyle, don't hit your brother. 381 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,397 - I want it! - It's mine! 382 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,865 Now give it back. 383 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,934 - [Gabe] You haven't taken a shower for 10 years! 384 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,769 - [Ryan] Guys, that's it, full lockdown. 385 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,070 No TV tonight. 386 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,104 (kids groaning) 387 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,273 Give me those! 388 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,814 - Am I paying for that? 389 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:42,715 - Meter's running. 390 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,386 (upbeat music) 391 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:53,993 * Everybody's telling me what to do * 392 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,528 - Whoo! 393 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,564 - You know what, you have no toilet paper, as usual. 394 00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,899 I'm hitting the mountain. 395 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,203 - Can we go skiing, too? 396 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,005 - Hmm, one minute. 397 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:09,108 * Nobody understands 398 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:17,016 (girls giggling) 399 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,285 - So, I gave Justin my number, 400 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,287 and he texted me back like two hours later. 401 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,788 - No way. 402 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,089 - Those celebrity parties are so dumb. 403 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,023 - Are not. 404 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,224 - You pay like $500 for a pic. 405 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,993 - Yeah, he probably pays someone to text you. 406 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:27,860 - Like his mom. 407 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:28,928 - Oh. 408 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:29,862 - It was him. 409 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,130 (upbeat music) 410 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:33,232 - Turn it up, I love Discrete's new song. 411 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,967 * What to do 412 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,470 - Hey, Carrie, is your dad still Discrete's boyfriend? 413 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,174 - They broke up, she's still calling him. 414 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,042 - Did you meet her? 415 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,144 - Sure, lots of times. 416 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,447 (phone ringing) 417 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,116 * Nobody understands 418 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:52,151 - Carrie, your dad's calling you. 419 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,252 - Ask him if he could get us tickets 420 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,754 to the Discrete show next week. 421 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:04,964 - Hello? - Hey, Carrie, 422 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,132 how are you, sweetheart, it's your Dad. 423 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,400 - You haven't called me in a week. 424 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,436 - I call you every day, you just don't pick up. 425 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,803 - I have school. 426 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,805 - Not at nine o'clock at night. 427 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,040 - I didn't want to miss the party 428 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,275 and Mom said it was okay for me to go. 429 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,744 Grandma and Flynn and I will be there tomorrow. 430 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,245 You can ground me then. 431 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,580 - Flynn, who's Flynn? 432 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,315 - Flynn McGhee, something like that. 433 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,550 He's mom's friend. 434 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:26,819 - Burgers are ready. 435 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,790 - Look, I gotta go, I'll see you tomorrow. 436 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:33,826 - I, I love you. 437 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,230 - Hey, Jessie, I'm ready to go skiing! 438 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,836 - Jessie. - Mike, hey, it's Jessie. 439 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,738 Listen, I need you to run a background check 440 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,740 on somebody named Flynn McGhee. 441 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:48,575 - [Mike] Flynn McGhee? 442 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:49,676 Sounds like a cartel. 443 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:50,643 You sure that's his real name? 444 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,044 - Yeah, that's his real name. 445 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:55,081 (lighthearted music) 446 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,333 - Ah, namaste. 447 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,069 - Ha! 448 00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:21,541 - Oh, ho-ho, it's the third alternate. 449 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,875 - Ah, a snowboard, 450 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:25,111 aren't you a little old to be snowboarding? 451 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,613 - Whoo! 452 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:28,080 - Aren't you a little old to be alternate number three? 453 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,315 - Well, this is a six-minute lift. 454 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:30,349 This is gonna be fun. 455 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,654 - Do you hate me? 456 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:35,488 - Hate you? 457 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,389 I don't even know you. 458 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,890 - I'm not stupid. 459 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:38,958 - Really? 460 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,060 Yeah, how long you been dating? 461 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:45,565 - We're not dating, we're more friends with benefits. 462 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:46,733 - What? - Um-- 463 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,334 - You know, Jessie would be a great catch, 464 00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,503 if the time was right. 465 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:54,073 Drove all the way from L.A. to Vegas just to bring me soup. 466 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:56,576 I was sick. 467 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,110 - He brought you cold soup? 468 00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,345 - Oh, no, it was canned. 469 00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:00,613 - Yeah, what kind? 470 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:01,648 - It was yellow pea. 471 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,151 - I don't know what to say. 472 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:06,218 (Jessie laughs nervously) 473 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,153 - You know, I read a book once-- 474 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:08,555 - Oh, goody for you. 475 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,524 - Yeah, it stated nothing was a coincidence. 476 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:15,061 Like when I was given third alternate in the Olympics 477 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,896 because I wasn't ready. 478 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,398 My flexibility wasn't 100%. 479 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:23,636 But now, I can wrap my ankles behind my head. 480 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:25,972 - She can, it's kind of impressive. 481 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:26,906 - I'm so happy for you. 482 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:27,940 - I thought you would be. 483 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:28,975 - It took work. 484 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:35,615 - Um, exactly what other kind of work do you do in Vegas? 485 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,385 - Mm. 486 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,021 - 40 more seconds, it looks like. 487 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,089 - Oh, yeah? 488 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,691 What is this, a prison sentence? 489 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:46,058 - I don't wanna fight, okay? 490 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,627 - There's not gonna be a fight. 491 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,930 This big, tough soldier 492 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,699 doesn't know what's worth fighting for. 493 00:23:58,838 --> 00:23:59,806 - [Tasha] Whoo! 494 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:00,907 - Watch out for the ice, guys! 495 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:02,775 (Noelle screams) 496 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,610 - [Noelle] Oh! 497 00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,145 - Hey, you all right? 498 00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:07,580 - No! - I'm fine. 499 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:11,183 - You okay? - Oh! 500 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:13,319 - What you okay? - Yeah, yeah. 501 00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:15,387 - You, are you sure? 502 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:17,657 - I'm fine. 503 00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:19,526 - You sure? 504 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:22,829 - Yeah. - Okay. 505 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,401 Hey Tasha, I got you. 506 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:33,205 (playful music) 507 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,746 - [Attendant] This is for you, sir. 508 00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:40,580 - Oh, thank you. 509 00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:45,351 Flynn McGhee. - Flynn. 510 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,520 I just got a phone call 511 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,822 from a lovely sounding immigration officer 512 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,023 named Diane Rivera. 513 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:52,859 - Is your meter running? - Always. 514 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,093 - Then get to it. 515 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:55,995 - Oh, okay, you're being deported. 516 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:56,829 - What? 517 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,330 When? 518 00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,498 - The day after Christmas, it's when your visa expires. 519 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,000 - I thought we got an extension. 520 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,368 - Oh, yeah, that got denied. 521 00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:03,636 - Solutions. 522 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:06,673 - Flynn, I-- - Solutions. 523 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:10,276 - Okay, uh, off the top of my head, solutions. 524 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,879 Spit balling here. 525 00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:15,748 - Yes? 526 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:17,116 - There are none, because when they revoke your visa, 527 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:18,551 you have to leave the country. 528 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:21,120 - Get married? 529 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,388 - Not to me. 530 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:24,023 - Noelle. - Oh, okay, well, 531 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,291 so what's the hold-up? 532 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,793 - She's hesitant about when. 533 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:28,460 I mean, she plans weddings. 534 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:29,962 It's a big deal. 535 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:32,665 - And she has a company that's three years behind in taxes. 536 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:33,700 - How do you know that? 537 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,802 - I looked into her. - Why? 538 00:25:35,802 --> 00:25:37,036 - You pay me to watch your back. 539 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,438 I was watching your back. 540 00:25:39,438 --> 00:25:41,040 Ryan! 541 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:41,874 Ryan! 542 00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:45,011 - I just farted for like a whole minute. 543 00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:46,012 - That's disgusting. 544 00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:49,215 Santa doesn't bring presents to bad boys. 545 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:51,550 Don't come crying to me 546 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,585 when there's nothing under the tree, okay? 547 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:53,419 Ryan! 548 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:58,257 Flynn. 549 00:25:58,257 --> 00:25:59,191 - Yeah. 550 00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:00,426 - If you leave the country, 551 00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:03,495 you're gonna lose out on a $6 million contract. 552 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:04,664 - Ah, eight million. 553 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,265 - Not after my cut. - Yeah, baby. 554 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:08,500 - All right. 555 00:26:09,368 --> 00:26:10,603 I'll tell her the truth. 556 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:13,272 - As your lawyer, I advise you to lie. 557 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:16,242 Marry her. 558 00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,510 I'll draft a pre-nup, it'll all work itself out in the end. 559 00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:20,647 But just do it quickly, okay, because you have three days. 560 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:21,748 Okay, okay, bye. 561 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:24,416 Ryan. - Uh-huh. 562 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,985 - When did Gabe lose his teeth? 563 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,954 - Yeah, about four days ago. 564 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,221 Anything else? - No. 565 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:30,156 - Okay, good. 566 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:31,590 See your Gabe is back here, 567 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,760 he farted for like a minute, it was hilarious. 568 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:34,961 - It's still disgusting. 569 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:38,631 - Thanks so much. 570 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:41,668 Um, oh, could you throw me my trunks? 571 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:44,737 (lighthearted music) 572 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:50,509 (wind whooshing) 573 00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:56,615 - Storm's getting worse. 574 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:03,790 - [Noelle] You still don't shop. 575 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,658 - It's easier eating out. 576 00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:08,060 - Oh, but not as healthy. 577 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:10,129 - You think Carrie's gonna have trouble getting in? 578 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:13,866 - No, Flynn's resourceful, they'll be fine. 579 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:15,067 - Who's Flynn? 580 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,736 - He's my friend. 581 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:17,904 Where's your friend? 582 00:27:17,904 --> 00:27:19,471 - She went ice skating. 583 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,472 - Oh, look at that. 584 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:23,876 One thing I can always count on, 585 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,945 is you having a good bottle of wine. 586 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,446 - Wine is like a good love. 587 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,826 - I'm gonna go out for dinner. 588 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,475 - I can't believe Maureen took the snifter set 589 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:57,810 and left me with the bag of diapers. 590 00:27:57,810 --> 00:27:59,411 - Well, that's how a Yankee Swap works. 591 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:00,913 - Yeah, right, but you know what, 592 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:03,649 she uses them because she didn't shop any further 593 00:28:03,649 --> 00:28:04,817 than her bathroom cupboard. 594 00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:06,218 - Oh, Claudell, come on. 595 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:08,755 - Right. 596 00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:09,588 - Miss Claudell? 597 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,190 - Who wants to know? 598 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,624 - I have a ride to your home. 599 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,562 (upbeat music) 600 00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,600 - A new man friend? 601 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,534 - Uh, yeah. 602 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:23,803 He was supposed to come tonight, 603 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:27,039 but a Yankee Swap isn't his thing. 604 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:28,975 So, goodnight. 605 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:49,395 - Well, I was in the neighborhood and, uh, 606 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:50,997 I thought I'd drop in. 607 00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:53,099 - How sweet, and you're lying. 608 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,869 - There was a couple of questions 609 00:28:56,869 --> 00:28:58,704 that I'd like to ask you about Noelle. 610 00:28:58,704 --> 00:28:59,839 - Should I say no? 611 00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:03,009 - Ah. 612 00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:08,680 You know, I was hoping that, with your help, 613 00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:11,884 maybe increase my chances. 614 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:15,254 - Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting? 615 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,088 - Marriage. 616 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:22,394 - Oh. 617 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:24,330 That's good. 618 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:25,664 - That it is. 619 00:29:26,665 --> 00:29:28,567 (glasses clinking) 620 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:31,170 (joyful music) 621 00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:41,080 - Are you ready to order? 622 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,816 - Oh, yeah, I'm just gonna have the Hawaiian pizza. 623 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:44,817 - Sure thing, honey. 624 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,958 - And you should see, when I lift my leg like this, wow! 625 00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:54,326 Right? 626 00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:58,931 Oh, hey, Jessie. - Hey, hey. 627 00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,068 Told you she was flexible. 628 00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,804 - I'm so happy for you. - Whoo! 629 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,306 - [Noelle] What are you doing here? 630 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:08,841 - Tasha called and wanted to get something to eat, huh? 631 00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:10,542 - Hm. - What are the odds? 632 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,178 - Well, it's the only place in town. 633 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:13,012 - [Jessie] Mm-hm. 634 00:30:15,214 --> 00:30:16,949 - I have a Hawaiian pizza on the way. 635 00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:19,118 - Can I get y'all a drink? 636 00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:20,519 - Ah, two glasses of Merlot. 637 00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:23,722 - [Jessie] Is that the cabin paperwork? 638 00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:25,424 - I sent it in an email. 639 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:26,893 - I was on vacation. 640 00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:30,229 - Oh, yeah, right, with the third alternate to the Olympics. 641 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:33,232 - Okay, that, I didn't expect for her to, 642 00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:34,166 it was a surprise. - Yeah, well, 643 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,801 her skills as a peppermint twist 644 00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:38,637 are not good influence on our daughter. 645 00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:40,706 She's half your age. - Since when do you care? 646 00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:42,308 - Who says I do? - You do. 647 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:44,710 - Do what? - You care. 648 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:47,046 - Who says I do? - You do. 649 00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:49,882 - I just think you need something more sophisticated. 650 00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:51,450 - Like you? - Just keep it simple. 651 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:53,485 - I want simple. - You want escape. 652 00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,187 - Escape from what? - Do you want a list? 653 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:56,655 - Well, put your name at the tippy-top. 654 00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:58,157 - How about I put a six-letter word up there? 655 00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:00,026 A-F-F-A-I-R. 656 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:00,960 - Never happened. 657 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,261 - Be honest. - I am. 658 00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:04,396 - Liar. 659 00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:05,331 - You just can't admit it. - What? 660 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:06,598 - That I did not have an affair. 661 00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:08,834 You can't admit that! - I don't have to, 662 00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:11,737 because you did. - A picture is not proof. 663 00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:13,539 - Mm-hm. - You just can't be wrong. 664 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:14,941 - Oh, 'cause I'm always right. 665 00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:16,943 - Why do I even let you do this? 666 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:18,177 - [Noelle] What, get into your head? 667 00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:19,345 - Yes, give me the cabin paperwork, 668 00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:21,914 I'll sign it right now. - No, Jessie, no. 669 00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:23,115 - Hey, these are your bills. 670 00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:24,516 - Here. - Jeez. 671 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,418 - [Noelle] Here, Jessie. 672 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:28,787 - Are you doing all right? 673 00:31:29,855 --> 00:31:31,023 - Look, you'll see here 674 00:31:31,023 --> 00:31:32,724 on the third line-- - Noelle, hey. 675 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:33,525 - Huh? 676 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:35,995 - You doing all right? 677 00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:37,329 - Yeah. 678 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:38,965 You'll see here on the third line, 679 00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:41,100 that it stipulates odds and evens. 680 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,269 I get the cabin at Christmas in the even years, 681 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:44,236 you get the odd. 682 00:31:47,673 --> 00:31:48,707 Hello? 683 00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:49,708 - Hello. - Are you getting this? 684 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,010 - Ah, yes, I am. 685 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:52,778 Are you doing okay? 686 00:31:52,778 --> 00:31:53,745 - I'm fine. 687 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,314 - Well, I'm not so sure. 688 00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:57,083 'Cause I looked at your bills, and it looks like-- 689 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,451 - Oh, no, um... - What happened? 690 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:01,187 - Uh, it's Pastor Ed, uh, 691 00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:03,055 you know how he gets when we-- 692 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:05,891 - Noelle, is that you? 693 00:32:05,891 --> 00:32:09,195 Hah-ho, my Lord, it is you. 694 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,197 You know, I was just saying to Jessie the other day, 695 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:14,166 how great it would be to see you around. 696 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,837 Lord, the first couple I married on the hill. 697 00:32:19,972 --> 00:32:23,575 You know, I have married 366 couples 698 00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:25,744 and they all still together. 699 00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:27,346 - Is that possible? 700 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:31,017 - You all need to reconcile, give me back my perfect streak. 701 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:38,024 Lord said divorce is no good. 702 00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:39,258 - He said that? 703 00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:41,027 - Oh, there's a lot he said. 704 00:32:41,027 --> 00:32:42,628 He just forgot to write it down. 705 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:44,430 - Oh. 706 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:53,005 - I'll have the same as the lovely lady, please. 707 00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:55,607 Yo, there's this, this place in Edinburgh, 708 00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:58,377 has the most exquisite red wine. 709 00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,979 - Robert loved wine, he was a fanatic about it. 710 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,449 - Have you been without your husband long? 711 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:04,450 - Long enough. 712 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,654 You know, when you lose someone that you've spent more 713 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:09,855 than half your life with 714 00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:12,758 it's really hard to pick up and move on. 715 00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:15,027 - Were you well taken care of? 716 00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:17,363 - Yeah, he was a good man... 717 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:19,531 Until the affair. 718 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:23,035 You know, he died of natural causes. 719 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:25,003 He did. 720 00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:31,043 It just hasn't been so easy moving on and handling things. 721 00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:34,713 - Well, I would like to change that for you and Noelle. 722 00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:37,716 - I've been around long enough to know a man in need. 723 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,251 And a man of your stature, 724 00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:43,922 I cannot imagine what you need from either myself or Noelle. 725 00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:46,792 She's a handful, man. 726 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,395 She's got more problems than the "Daily News." 727 00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:53,099 - Claudell, you're a clever woman. 728 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:58,337 And I assure you, I will not pull the wool over your eyes. 729 00:33:59,605 --> 00:34:00,639 But I have needs. 730 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,975 And Noelle and I have been engaged for well over two months, 731 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:07,613 I just, I think it's time we get married. 732 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,281 - I'm all for that, baby. 733 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:10,216 Pay her bills. 734 00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:15,621 (glasses clinking) 735 00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:16,488 - [Tasha] Totally. 736 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:21,793 - His foot was broke, in a cast, and he was on crutches. 737 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,295 But that wasn't gonna stop Jessie 738 00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:25,897 from racing Mike Donnell in the downhill, no, sir. 739 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,700 So, he comes through that door, 740 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:31,503 and tells Fran to pour him a shot of whiskey. 741 00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:33,872 He drinks the whiskey, 742 00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:37,143 then proceeds to cut off his cast with a hacksaw. 743 00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:40,011 - Oh, my God, you could have hurt yourself. 744 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:41,213 - I, I was fine. 745 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:45,251 - Now, he could only reach halfway down the cast, 746 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:46,818 but nobody was gonna help him, 747 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:49,087 so we just watched him squirm 748 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:52,158 and try to reach the last few inches of that cast 749 00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:53,192 around his toes. 750 00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:54,693 - Well, how did he get it off? 751 00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:58,930 - Uh, that's when we first met. 752 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,433 I was here on a ski trip with some friends. 753 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:02,634 - Did you get it off? 754 00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:05,070 - Oh... 755 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:08,374 - Not only did they get it off, 756 00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:10,742 but the next morning Jessie won that downhill race 757 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:14,146 on a half a bottle of whiskey and a broken foot. 758 00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:16,782 - Now, you're making it sound much worse than it was. 759 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:19,618 'Cause that cast was due to come off in a week anyway. 760 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:20,552 - Oh, really? 761 00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:21,487 I had to drive you back to L.A. 762 00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:22,821 just to get a new one put on. 763 00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:25,591 - When was this? 764 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:27,159 - 14 years ago. 765 00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:29,461 - Yeah, things were simpler then. 766 00:35:31,497 --> 00:35:34,866 - Well, I best be going. 767 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,067 - And I have to pee, so. 768 00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:47,213 - I want my perfect record back. 769 00:35:57,323 --> 00:36:00,091 - Do you remember that cafe we stopped at 770 00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:01,793 on our way back to L.A.? 771 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,929 - We had cherry pie, your favorite. 772 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:06,965 - Yeah, only to find out you hate cherries. 773 00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:09,067 - I dislike them. - Hate. 774 00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:10,902 - Come on. 775 00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:12,137 - Well, then explain to me 776 00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:14,172 why you ate an entire piece of cherry pie. 777 00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:20,812 - I guess I wasn't ready for the trip to end. 778 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:29,355 Can I read these before I sign them? 779 00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:30,389 - Of course. 780 00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:52,844 (knocking on door) 781 00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:56,415 - I am sorry, Officer, about the noise. 782 00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:58,817 We asked the girls to keep it down, but they're 13. 783 00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:02,187 - I'm here to pick up Carrie Rogers. 784 00:37:02,187 --> 00:37:03,422 - Carrie! 785 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:05,223 - Hey, Carrie, is your dad back with Discrete? 786 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,758 There's a limo outside. 787 00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:10,028 - Uh, yeah, we're gonna go spend Christmas with her. 788 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:19,371 See to my things. 789 00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:25,143 - You guys are her friend? 790 00:37:25,143 --> 00:37:25,977 Really? 791 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:29,981 Bag taken care of. 792 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:34,886 (wind whooshing) 793 00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:38,023 (dramatic music) 794 00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:39,691 - The airport and all roads going in and out 795 00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:41,460 are closed for the next 24 hours. 796 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,961 And to make matters worse, 797 00:37:42,961 --> 00:37:45,263 the fuel trucks were unable to make it up to Mammoth 798 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,032 causing a gas shortage. 799 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,700 - Hey, is your cellphone working? 800 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,369 - Cell service is down. 801 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:52,471 - You slept on the couch? 802 00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:53,772 - Tasha has the guestroom. 803 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,142 - I don't know when Carrie's flight is coming in. 804 00:37:57,142 --> 00:37:59,010 - She's not gonna make it in tonight. 805 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,146 - That's right, the folks at Mammoth are snowed in. 806 00:38:01,146 --> 00:38:02,247 Enjoy the skiing. 807 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,628 - Jurgen, please, there is no problem, 808 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:20,098 the roses will be delivered to your customers on time. 809 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,435 Yeah, I know that's next week, I... 810 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,805 I'm so sorry, I've been waiting for this call all morning. 811 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,374 - Oh, it's okay, don't mind us. 812 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:33,278 - Jurgen, no, that is not the truth. 813 00:38:33,278 --> 00:38:34,580 I know, but everything will be legal and final. 814 00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,948 - Carrie... - You have no worries. 815 00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:38,617 - What time did you go to bed? 816 00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:40,486 - You don't sleep at sleepovers. 817 00:38:40,486 --> 00:38:42,087 - Oh, I stand corrected. 818 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:44,322 - Jurgen, listen, you need to hear me, okay? 819 00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:48,394 Jurgen, just hear what I'm saying, please? 820 00:38:49,595 --> 00:38:52,163 Just hold on, Jurgen, just hold on a sec. 821 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:55,767 - Carrie, close it. - Now I can't hear you! 822 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:56,602 Jurgen. 823 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,572 - Carrie, roll the window up. 824 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:01,673 - It's nice outside, 825 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,842 not so stuffy. - Wait a second, Jurgen. 826 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,644 Could you please roll the window up? 827 00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:08,980 Jurgen, I... 828 00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:14,853 No, I, listen. 829 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:18,023 Jurgen, I can't, I can't hear you, hold on. 830 00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:22,494 I've asked you nicely, just please, roll it up? 831 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:24,663 - Carrie. 832 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:29,535 - Okay, listen to me, I'll... 833 00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:30,368 Hello? 834 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,203 Hello... 835 00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:36,775 Well, that's great, just great, 836 00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:38,910 and that was an international call. 837 00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:42,514 So what school did you say you went to? 838 00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:44,683 - St. Carolina's Girls Prep. 839 00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:47,152 - Very fine school, I sent Noelle there. 840 00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:49,888 - Oh, so it's a boarding school, I presume. 841 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,757 - No, no, the girls live at home, 842 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:53,659 which is why I moved in with Noelle. 843 00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:58,196 So I can better take care of my Carrie. 844 00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:09,007 - Ah, hello, Noelle. - Flynn? 845 00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:11,810 - It's your mother. 846 00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:14,846 Yeah. 847 00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,715 - [Noelle] The cell service is spotty. 848 00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:18,049 - Well, is everything okay? 849 00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:19,951 - [Noelle] The Mammoth Airport, it's closed. 850 00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:22,821 - What? - There's a blizzard! 851 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:24,623 - Noelle, no, honey-- - I'm not sure what-- 852 00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:26,892 - Noelle, can you... 853 00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:28,560 I hate cellphones. 854 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,895 - What, is she okay? 855 00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:33,098 - The Mammoth Airport is closed because of snow. 856 00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:34,365 - We're stuck in L.A. for Christmas? 857 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:36,334 - Oh, I hope not. 858 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:39,671 - We better not be, Mom took all the presents with her. 859 00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:42,307 - Oh, Carrie, I think we have bigger issues than that. 860 00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:43,208 - Than presents? 861 00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:46,044 - Okay, ladies, look. 862 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,179 I told you I'd get you to Mammoth 863 00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:49,548 and I'll get you to Mammoth. 864 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,219 Driver. 865 00:40:54,219 --> 00:40:56,087 - What can I do for you, boss man? 866 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:58,490 - Can you get us as close to Mammoth as you can? 867 00:40:58,490 --> 00:40:59,791 - Sure, we gotta make a store run. 868 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,393 I'll need a bottle of bear repellent, honey, 869 00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:03,562 and some sour Skittles. 870 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,638 (wind whooshing) 871 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,677 - Storm keeps getting worse. 872 00:41:19,845 --> 00:41:21,379 - I'm so worried about Carrie, 873 00:41:21,379 --> 00:41:23,214 I should have never let her go to that party. 874 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:24,916 - Well, if you had called me. 875 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,184 - Oh, come on, Jessie, 876 00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:27,318 it's not like you've been around lately. 877 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:28,453 - You haven't exactly made it easy. 878 00:41:28,453 --> 00:41:29,621 - What do you mean? 879 00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:31,089 I've given you holidays and school break. 880 00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:32,558 - Oh, yeah, but she chose camp. 881 00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:33,825 - [Noelle] Oh, did she? 882 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,293 - Yes, and the things that you've given me, 883 00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:37,328 do you take into account the times where I showed up 884 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,765 and suddenly plans change, like Christmas and Thanksgiving? 885 00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:41,432 - Oh, my mother was the root of all that. 886 00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:43,334 - Well, you allowed it to happen. 887 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,170 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 888 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:47,773 - Oh, my God, would you stop? 889 00:41:47,773 --> 00:41:50,542 I mean, it takes two to Tango, 890 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:52,077 and she was just as embarrassed 891 00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:53,879 as I was when all of those photos 892 00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:55,547 were plastered all over the supermarket. 893 00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:57,415 All the kids teased her for weeks. 894 00:41:58,650 --> 00:41:59,450 - I need air. 895 00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:02,754 - Fine! 896 00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:05,256 I'll just find my own way off this mountain to Carrie. 897 00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:06,825 - [Jessie] Go ahead, that's great. 898 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,160 - Hey, Mom, do you want to hear 899 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,461 some Country Western song titles? 900 00:42:10,461 --> 00:42:11,697 - Uh-huh. 901 00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:12,931 - I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly women 902 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:14,399 but I woke up with a few. 903 00:42:14,399 --> 00:42:15,634 It's hard to kiss the lips 904 00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:16,935 that chew off my butt all day long. 905 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:18,704 She's looking better with every beer. 906 00:42:18,704 --> 00:42:21,607 Never took her to a dogfight 'cause I'm afraid she'd win. 907 00:42:21,607 --> 00:42:22,841 - Wow. 908 00:42:22,841 --> 00:42:23,975 - [Carrie] That bag had my cellphone, 909 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:25,510 clothes and other things. 910 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:26,712 - [Claudell] Carrie, 911 00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:28,714 you shouldn't have left it at the party. 912 00:42:28,714 --> 00:42:31,082 - [Devon] Anything I can do for you, Miss Carrie? 913 00:42:32,517 --> 00:42:33,351 - [Carrie] No. 914 00:42:34,452 --> 00:42:36,487 - Thank God and Greyhound you're gone. 915 00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:37,723 - Okay. 916 00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:40,291 (phone ringing) 917 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:41,126 It's Christmas, Flynn. 918 00:42:41,126 --> 00:42:42,360 It's Christmas. 919 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,161 - [Flynn] Technically, it's the day before. 920 00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:44,429 - What did the snail say 921 00:42:44,429 --> 00:42:45,196 when he jumped on the turtle's back? 922 00:42:45,196 --> 00:42:46,031 - Ryan! 923 00:42:46,031 --> 00:42:46,865 - Whee! 924 00:42:46,865 --> 00:42:47,799 - Ryan! 925 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:49,534 - [Flynn] Agh, that hurt my ear. 926 00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:50,869 - [Ashley] What do you want? 927 00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,037 - [Flynn] I need your help. 928 00:42:52,037 --> 00:42:53,571 Everything at Mammoth is shut down. 929 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,840 - [Ashley] Your problem. 930 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,008 - [Flynn] Our problem, where's the pre-nup? 931 00:42:57,008 --> 00:42:58,476 - [Ashley] I'll finish it today, 932 00:42:58,476 --> 00:43:00,011 but we need to go through it before she signs. 933 00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:01,579 - [Flynn] Did you miss the part about the blizzard? 934 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:02,848 I don't have phone service. 935 00:43:02,848 --> 00:43:04,282 Jurgen's about to drop our contract. 936 00:43:04,282 --> 00:43:05,583 I need this pre-nup tonight. 937 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,584 I'm coming to pick you up. 938 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,819 (Gabe farts) 939 00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:09,054 - [Kyle] Ow, Gabe, my face is melting. 940 00:43:09,054 --> 00:43:10,488 - [Ryan] Do you need to change your shorts? 941 00:43:10,488 --> 00:43:12,257 - Maybe. - Ryan! 942 00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:14,092 - Hun, what's up, I got a full-on attack going on. 943 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:15,326 What's going on? 944 00:43:15,326 --> 00:43:16,027 Butt explosions, everything going. 945 00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:16,995 Don't, no! 946 00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:17,896 Leave that player alone. 947 00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:18,964 Go ahead, hun, what? 948 00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:20,165 - I'm going to work. - Okay. 949 00:43:20,165 --> 00:43:21,599 - I may or may not be back on Christmas. 950 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:22,868 - Okay, copy that. 951 00:43:22,868 --> 00:43:25,003 - I love you. - Love you, too. 952 00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:26,204 Not you, Ron. 953 00:43:26,204 --> 00:43:27,673 Ron, shut up. 954 00:43:27,673 --> 00:43:28,807 - Pick me up. 955 00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:31,542 (wind whooshing) 956 00:43:33,979 --> 00:43:36,547 (upbeat music) 957 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,756 (bell dings) 958 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:51,062 (bell dinging) 959 00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:52,998 - Is there any way down this mountain? 960 00:43:52,998 --> 00:43:53,965 - I'm sorry. 961 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:55,133 There's nothing with enough fuel 962 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,467 to get you down the mountain. 963 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,169 Our snowmobiles are all empty. 964 00:43:58,169 --> 00:43:59,671 - I'll buy more gas. 965 00:43:59,671 --> 00:44:03,875 - Look, lady, even if you had the gas, which you don't, 966 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:06,344 I had a friend try to go down the mountain in a blizzard. 967 00:44:06,344 --> 00:44:07,846 - And? 968 00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:10,215 - Notice how I said had a friend? 969 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:11,182 (record scratches) 970 00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:12,450 - All right, come on, 971 00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:13,952 there's got to be a way down this hill. 972 00:44:22,728 --> 00:44:26,164 - So, Flynn, how come you never told us you had a sister? 973 00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:27,999 - Uh, well... 974 00:44:29,467 --> 00:44:30,601 She's adopted. 975 00:44:31,569 --> 00:44:33,104 Yeah, my parents, 976 00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:37,175 they saved her from a life of drugs and walking the streets. 977 00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:38,443 - Yes. 978 00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:41,146 - Her mother was a circus performer. 979 00:44:41,146 --> 00:44:43,982 And her dad, oh, a horrible accident. 980 00:44:43,982 --> 00:44:46,117 He got his leg blown off by a grenade. 981 00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:47,352 They called him Stumpy. 982 00:44:50,655 --> 00:44:53,358 - Well, it's very nice to meet you, Maggie. 983 00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,426 (chips crunching) 984 00:44:55,426 --> 00:44:58,596 - Oh, likewise. 985 00:44:58,596 --> 00:45:00,065 I've heard such wonderful things 986 00:45:00,065 --> 00:45:01,432 about you and your daughter. 987 00:45:06,772 --> 00:45:09,640 - I'm sure they were all fabrications. 988 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,476 You know, lies. 989 00:45:12,778 --> 00:45:15,380 - I know what fabrication means. 990 00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:34,332 - Could you do me a favor 991 00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:36,201 and just close your mouth when you chew? 992 00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:39,337 - Teach her that one, and you've won Father of the Year. 993 00:45:39,337 --> 00:45:41,106 - He's not my father. 994 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,910 - Carrie, be careful what you say, because you never know-- 995 00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:46,812 - Uh, you know I, uh, 996 00:45:46,812 --> 00:45:49,881 I got you a little something here from store 997 00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:52,217 when we, when we stopped. 998 00:45:52,217 --> 00:45:53,384 It's a crossword book. 999 00:45:56,487 --> 00:45:57,856 You know, when I was your age, 1000 00:45:57,856 --> 00:45:59,657 I was really into the puzzles. 1001 00:45:59,657 --> 00:46:01,927 Yeah, I became quite a-- 1002 00:46:01,927 --> 00:46:03,561 - Cruciverbalist. 1003 00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:05,230 Cruciverbalist. 1004 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:06,664 - Cruciverbalist. 1005 00:46:08,133 --> 00:46:11,002 Anyhow, um, you can consider it an early Christmas gift. 1006 00:46:13,671 --> 00:46:15,473 - Don't limos have TV? 1007 00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:21,679 - Well, I preferred refine myself when I'm in the car. 1008 00:46:21,679 --> 00:46:22,480 - Since when? 1009 00:46:25,383 --> 00:46:28,353 - Claudell, can I please borrow your phone? 1010 00:46:28,353 --> 00:46:29,187 - Sure, honey. 1011 00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:34,459 - All right, come on, 1012 00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:35,827 there's got to be a way down this hill. 1013 00:46:35,827 --> 00:46:38,429 (phone ringing) 1014 00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:39,931 - Is that your cellphone? 1015 00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:42,067 - No, it can't be, I don't have service. 1016 00:46:42,067 --> 00:46:43,334 - Nobody has service, 1017 00:46:43,334 --> 00:46:45,403 unless they got the towers working again. 1018 00:46:47,538 --> 00:46:49,774 Hey, everyone, the network is back up! 1019 00:46:51,676 --> 00:46:52,878 - Mom? 1020 00:46:52,878 --> 00:46:54,312 - It's Carrie. 1021 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,813 - Is that your mother? 1022 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:58,316 - I've been waiting for this call all day. 1023 00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:00,285 Mom, where are you? 1024 00:47:00,285 --> 00:47:01,987 - It's gonna be like that, huh? 1025 00:47:01,987 --> 00:47:03,188 - Where am I? 1026 00:47:03,188 --> 00:47:04,923 Carrie, where are you? 1027 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:08,059 - We're in the limo with Flynn and his sister Maggie. 1028 00:47:08,059 --> 00:47:09,494 - Sister? 1029 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:11,396 - Uh, can I talk to her? 1030 00:47:12,530 --> 00:47:15,066 - Yeah, so the party was really fun. 1031 00:47:15,066 --> 00:47:16,601 - That's, that's great, honey. 1032 00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:20,038 - Yeah, Emi's dad grilled us food and we sat in the spa. 1033 00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:21,839 Tommy and Haley are going out now. 1034 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,674 - I thought you liked Tommy. 1035 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,043 - No, I like Russ. 1036 00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:26,177 - You like no one. 1037 00:47:27,078 --> 00:47:28,546 You're too young, 1038 00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:31,149 and I've been telling your mother that for years! 1039 00:47:31,149 --> 00:47:31,983 - Agh! 1040 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:34,886 - Did you see Dad yet? 1041 00:47:34,886 --> 00:47:36,721 - Oh, Carrie, fuel to the fire. 1042 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:42,327 - Yes, I did, and we are very upset 1043 00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:43,761 with that little game you pulled. 1044 00:47:43,761 --> 00:47:45,163 - What game? 1045 00:47:45,163 --> 00:47:47,832 - The one with the voicemail and the phone call. 1046 00:47:47,832 --> 00:47:50,868 - I didn't actually leave a message, either, so. 1047 00:47:55,573 --> 00:47:57,242 - Where are you? 1048 00:47:57,242 --> 00:47:58,543 - Oh, we're just, you know-- 1049 00:47:58,543 --> 00:47:59,710 (phone beeping) - What? 1050 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:00,678 - I want delivery. 1051 00:48:07,652 --> 00:48:08,987 - Are you with Flynn? 1052 00:48:08,987 --> 00:48:10,788 - Yeah, he's right here. 1053 00:48:10,788 --> 00:48:12,057 - Carrie. 1054 00:48:12,057 --> 00:48:13,591 - Five cheese pizzas. 1055 00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:15,560 - Carrie, hold on. - Mom! 1056 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,695 - Yes, yes, I'll hold. 1057 00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:18,763 - Flynn! 1058 00:48:18,763 --> 00:48:19,730 - Hello, my dear. 1059 00:48:20,865 --> 00:48:21,967 I just wanted to let you know 1060 00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:24,102 that you have no need to fret. 1061 00:48:24,102 --> 00:48:25,403 - No need at all. 1062 00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:31,142 - Flynn, where are you? 1063 00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:32,010 - I'm in the limo 1064 00:48:34,012 --> 00:48:35,213 on my way to Mammoth. 1065 00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:38,683 We're on the road. 1066 00:48:38,683 --> 00:48:41,987 - Okay, Flynn, hold on. 1067 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,357 Carrie? 1068 00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:49,494 - Mom, I wasn't done talking to you. 1069 00:48:49,494 --> 00:48:51,129 - Clever girl. 1070 00:48:51,129 --> 00:48:53,298 - Look, Mom, I really need you to be here. 1071 00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:56,067 - Wait, Carrie. - Hello, Mom? 1072 00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:57,335 - Carrie, I'm losing you. 1073 00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:59,070 - Mom, I can't hear you. 1074 00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:00,038 Mom? - Hello? 1075 00:49:00,038 --> 00:49:00,838 Hello? 1076 00:49:01,739 --> 00:49:02,907 Pizza Palace? 1077 00:49:02,907 --> 00:49:03,741 - Wait. 1078 00:49:06,477 --> 00:49:07,312 - We're doomed. 1079 00:49:11,616 --> 00:49:12,883 - I lost her. 1080 00:49:12,883 --> 00:49:15,120 - Well, at least she knows we're coming. 1081 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,554 - Flynn? - Yes. 1082 00:49:16,554 --> 00:49:19,057 - Darling, how do you intend to get us to Mammoth? 1083 00:49:22,027 --> 00:49:25,096 - Ah, Claudell, I'm an importer of goods 1084 00:49:25,096 --> 00:49:26,364 to many different countries. 1085 00:49:26,364 --> 00:49:29,667 This storm is but a wee challenge to me. 1086 00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:32,470 We will be arriving tonight, with bells on, 1087 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:33,404 I'll tell you that. 1088 00:49:39,944 --> 00:49:41,446 (chips crunching) 1089 00:49:41,446 --> 00:49:43,448 - [Claudell] Oh, Carrie. 1090 00:49:47,218 --> 00:49:48,053 - Oh. 1091 00:49:51,622 --> 00:49:52,957 Oh. 1092 00:49:52,957 --> 00:49:54,292 Hi. - Hi. 1093 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:55,993 I was getting a wax and saw you. 1094 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,862 - Uh, huh? 1095 00:49:57,862 --> 00:49:59,164 - Look, I won't be in your way. 1096 00:49:59,164 --> 00:50:00,365 - Excuse me? 1097 00:50:00,365 --> 00:50:02,600 - With Jessie, I mean, it's obvious. 1098 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,770 - Uh, you have lost me. 1099 00:50:05,770 --> 00:50:07,238 - He still loves you. 1100 00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:09,874 - Oh, is that what you think? 1101 00:50:09,874 --> 00:50:11,176 - That's what I know. 1102 00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:12,110 - What? 1103 00:50:12,110 --> 00:50:15,380 - Oh, come on, you don't see it? 1104 00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:16,514 - No, no, no, no. 1105 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,649 You've got, you've mistaken love 1106 00:50:18,649 --> 00:50:20,185 for something else entirely. 1107 00:50:20,185 --> 00:50:22,987 - Or maybe you're just not capable of seeing it anymore. 1108 00:50:22,987 --> 00:50:24,655 - Well, I'm a wedding planner for a living. 1109 00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:26,391 I know all about love. 1110 00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:28,359 - Look, you might be smarter and older than me, 1111 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:31,496 but at least I can see when someone has a broken heart, 1112 00:50:31,496 --> 00:50:32,697 and the reason why. 1113 00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:43,608 (upbeat music) 1114 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:49,547 - [Carrie] We only stopped like 20 minutes ago. 1115 00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:50,881 - [Claudell] Carrie, the older you get, 1116 00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:52,550 the more stops you have to make. 1117 00:50:54,285 --> 00:50:55,620 - I know there's a storm coming. 1118 00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:57,522 I need to get on that mountain today. 1119 00:50:57,522 --> 00:51:00,091 - I've got Taite on it, but so far he's had no luck. 1120 00:51:01,859 --> 00:51:03,161 - Call him again. - Fine. 1121 00:51:06,197 --> 00:51:07,432 - She's driving me crazy. 1122 00:51:08,299 --> 00:51:11,068 (wind whooshing) 1123 00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:28,186 - [Ashley] Thank you, Taite, that'll work fine. 1124 00:51:28,186 --> 00:51:29,019 - Ah! 1125 00:51:30,321 --> 00:51:31,922 - Taite found a way up the mountain. 1126 00:51:32,790 --> 00:51:33,624 - And? 1127 00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:34,459 - Dog sleds. 1128 00:51:37,228 --> 00:51:38,095 - Interesting. 1129 00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:40,665 What about the pre-nup? 1130 00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:42,867 - I want three million on the Oregon deal. 1131 00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:44,101 - No. - Yes. 1132 00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:46,771 - Why? 1133 00:51:46,771 --> 00:51:48,906 - You demanded I come here, I'm here. 1134 00:51:48,906 --> 00:51:51,342 And besides, we're family. 1135 00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:55,246 - You gotta work on your accent. 1136 00:51:57,482 --> 00:51:59,517 - Come on, come on, come on. 1137 00:51:59,517 --> 00:52:01,819 Oh, okay, okay, agh, okay, okay! 1138 00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:03,921 No, no, don't sting me. 1139 00:52:03,921 --> 00:52:05,623 Come on, move, move, move! 1140 00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:06,457 Hate bees. 1141 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,260 Swarm came after me. - You all right? 1142 00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:10,761 - We gotta get out of here, man! 1143 00:52:10,761 --> 00:52:11,629 Get in the car! 1144 00:52:12,597 --> 00:52:13,531 - [Flynn] Really? 1145 00:52:13,531 --> 00:52:14,365 In December? 1146 00:52:14,365 --> 00:52:15,800 Is everyone losing it? 1147 00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:34,685 (dogs barking) 1148 00:52:34,685 --> 00:52:36,521 - [Handler] Okay, let me show you how to drive this thing. 1149 00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:38,689 - [Flynn] That sounds good. 1150 00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:41,025 - To make 'em go, it's hike! 1151 00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:45,430 (girls laughing) 1152 00:52:46,697 --> 00:52:48,566 You're supposed to hold on! 1153 00:52:48,566 --> 00:52:51,869 - Ugh, I figured that much, thank you. 1154 00:52:53,404 --> 00:52:54,205 - Jessie? 1155 00:52:55,373 --> 00:52:56,541 Jessie, help me! 1156 00:52:57,708 --> 00:52:58,709 - Where'd you get a tree? 1157 00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:00,378 - Ugh, I stole it. 1158 00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:01,612 - What? 1159 00:53:01,612 --> 00:53:03,281 - Well, they're not gonna miss it. 1160 00:53:03,281 --> 00:53:05,383 - What, you stole a Christmas tree? 1161 00:53:05,383 --> 00:53:06,584 - Uh-huh. 1162 00:53:06,584 --> 00:53:07,385 Yeah, right there. - Okay, wait, hold on. 1163 00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:08,619 - Okay, all right. 1164 00:53:08,619 --> 00:53:10,821 - I cannot believe you stole a Christmas tree. 1165 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:13,291 - Well, it was by a mailbox outside. 1166 00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:14,659 I thought it was garbage. 1167 00:53:14,659 --> 00:53:16,361 - Yeah, that's-- - I just don't want Carrie 1168 00:53:16,361 --> 00:53:18,596 to think that her dad forgot about Christmas. 1169 00:53:18,596 --> 00:53:19,930 - I didn't forget. 1170 00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:21,866 - Hold on a second. - I'm not, I can't-- 1171 00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,033 - Oh! - Careful, careful. 1172 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:24,034 - Okay, all right, sorry. 1173 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:24,869 All right. 1174 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:27,605 Wait, there. 1175 00:53:27,605 --> 00:53:29,740 Ah, now that's a tree. 1176 00:53:30,908 --> 00:53:32,543 - Have you been drinking? - Huh? 1177 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:33,611 Oh, poquito. 1178 00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:36,113 There's more outside. 1179 00:53:36,113 --> 00:53:37,114 - More? 1180 00:53:37,114 --> 00:53:38,349 (dogs barking) - Hike, hike! 1181 00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:41,486 - [Handler] Ho, mush, mush! 1182 00:53:41,486 --> 00:53:43,754 Let's go, mush, mush, mush! 1183 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:54,665 - The Millers didn't make it up here, 1184 00:53:54,665 --> 00:53:56,634 so I borrowed a few things. 1185 00:53:56,634 --> 00:53:57,868 - Why? 1186 00:53:57,868 --> 00:53:58,969 - [Noelle] For Carrie, of course. 1187 00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:00,405 - He can stay outside. 1188 00:54:00,405 --> 00:54:01,171 - Are you sure? 1189 00:54:01,171 --> 00:54:02,039 It's cold. 1190 00:54:02,039 --> 00:54:03,040 - Noelle. 1191 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,410 - Ugh, do not Noelle me. 1192 00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:08,279 You always Noelle me and I don't like it. 1193 00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:11,416 I'm going to make this cabin a winter wonderland for Carrie 1194 00:54:11,416 --> 00:54:13,751 and you're standing in my way, so move. 1195 00:54:15,486 --> 00:54:17,021 - I made a mistake. 1196 00:54:17,021 --> 00:54:18,255 - Which one? 1197 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:19,156 - I should have come to you right away 1198 00:54:19,156 --> 00:54:20,825 about that photo, but-- 1199 00:54:20,825 --> 00:54:22,026 - Guilt got your tongue? 1200 00:54:22,026 --> 00:54:23,994 - No, I, I just thought it would be best 1201 00:54:23,994 --> 00:54:25,663 to let things cool down. 1202 00:54:25,663 --> 00:54:27,532 You threw all my stuff in the front yard. 1203 00:54:27,532 --> 00:54:30,234 - Oh, well, I was aiming for you. 1204 00:54:42,012 --> 00:54:43,948 - [Handler] Hike, hike! 1205 00:54:48,353 --> 00:54:49,754 Hee-yaw, hee-yaw! 1206 00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:57,562 - You're making a mess! - No. 1207 00:54:57,562 --> 00:54:59,063 - Can I help you? - My time 1208 00:54:59,063 --> 00:54:59,997 in the cabin, remember? - Can I help you, please? 1209 00:54:59,997 --> 00:55:02,667 - No, I don't need your help. 1210 00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:05,069 - [Handler] Hee-yaw, hee-yaw! 1211 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,504 Be left, hoo-wah! 1212 00:55:12,543 --> 00:55:14,712 - [Ashley] I can't get any service! 1213 00:55:14,712 --> 00:55:16,146 - [Flynn] Keep trying! 1214 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,848 - [Ashley] Nothing! 1215 00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:19,750 - [Handler] Lean right. 1216 00:55:30,561 --> 00:55:32,830 Hee-yaw, hee-yaw, hee-yaw! 1217 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,331 - Watch out for that branch! 1218 00:55:36,401 --> 00:55:37,635 Chapstick? 1219 00:55:37,635 --> 00:55:41,872 - No, I'm good! - Oh, okay! 1220 00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:48,212 - [Handler] Lean left! 1221 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,918 - Perfect, it's gonna be perfect! 1222 00:55:53,918 --> 00:55:55,285 Okay, now! 1223 00:55:55,285 --> 00:55:57,388 Did you remember to get her some presents? 1224 00:55:57,388 --> 00:55:58,789 - I was wrapping them right now. 1225 00:55:58,789 --> 00:56:00,425 - Well, at least, you didn't forget that. 1226 00:56:00,425 --> 00:56:03,728 - No, I didn't, this is ridiculous. 1227 00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:07,832 - There is nothing ridiculous about Santa, come on. 1228 00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:11,035 She's gonna love it, hold on to it. 1229 00:56:11,035 --> 00:56:12,102 Just hold on. 1230 00:56:12,102 --> 00:56:13,604 Keep holding it. 1231 00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:15,272 I can't wait, you do it. 1232 00:56:23,313 --> 00:56:24,148 - Noelle? 1233 00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:31,321 - Oh, my lips are frozen. 1234 00:56:31,321 --> 00:56:35,159 Carrie, my lips are frozen. - It's amazing! 1235 00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:36,326 - Oh, my lips! 1236 00:56:37,595 --> 00:56:38,429 My lips! 1237 00:56:39,830 --> 00:56:40,665 My lips! 1238 00:56:49,707 --> 00:56:50,975 - Noelle, hold on. 1239 00:56:50,975 --> 00:56:51,909 - You know what? 1240 00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:53,444 Why'd you forget Christmas? 1241 00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:55,012 - I didn't forget Christmas. 1242 00:56:55,012 --> 00:56:56,246 - Uh-huh. 1243 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:57,815 Well, you always left the decorating up to me. 1244 00:56:57,815 --> 00:57:00,117 - You told me to stay out of it. 1245 00:57:00,117 --> 00:57:01,652 - Well, you didn't do it right. 1246 00:57:01,652 --> 00:57:02,487 - Oh! 1247 00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:12,797 - [Handler] Ho, this is as far as we can go. 1248 00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:14,298 - What, we have to walk? 1249 00:57:14,298 --> 00:57:17,067 - [Handler] It's illegal to take the dog sleds into town. 1250 00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:19,737 - Come on, we'll hitch a ride the rest of the way! 1251 00:57:19,737 --> 00:57:22,039 (Ashley laughing) 1252 00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:22,873 What's so funny? 1253 00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:26,376 - You're gonna have to pay me so much money! 1254 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:30,948 - Oh, put this here. 1255 00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:37,888 Oh... 1256 00:57:39,056 --> 00:57:40,324 - Oh, let me help you, come on. 1257 00:57:40,324 --> 00:57:41,291 - No, it's mistletoe. - I got it, I got it, 1258 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:42,126 I got it, I got it. 1259 00:57:42,126 --> 00:57:44,194 I know what it is. 1260 00:57:44,194 --> 00:57:45,029 There. 1261 00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:47,464 - You smell good. 1262 00:57:53,103 --> 00:57:54,572 - I never wanted to lose you. 1263 00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:57,542 - You cheated. 1264 00:57:57,542 --> 00:57:58,375 - I did not. 1265 00:57:59,744 --> 00:58:00,611 - Liar. 1266 00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:02,813 - I promise. 1267 00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:05,750 - On everything that's holy? 1268 00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:07,251 - On my life. 1269 00:58:07,251 --> 00:58:10,020 - Well, then I better move before God strikes you. 1270 00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:11,622 - I would have to be lying. 1271 00:58:11,622 --> 00:58:12,456 - You are. 1272 00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:14,291 - I'm not. 1273 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:20,497 (car horn honking) 1274 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:22,299 - Did you hear that? 1275 00:58:22,299 --> 00:58:23,133 - Yeah. 1276 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,176 Hey, hey! 1277 00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,310 - Mom, Mom! 1278 00:58:36,146 --> 00:58:37,948 - Hey! 1279 00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:39,183 - Oh! 1280 00:58:39,183 --> 00:58:40,651 - [Carrie] Mom, it was the worst. 1281 00:58:40,651 --> 00:58:41,986 Devon lost my phone, the car smelled like old socks. 1282 00:58:41,986 --> 00:58:42,920 Sorry, Dad. 1283 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,454 - Oh, I miss you so much! 1284 00:58:44,454 --> 00:58:46,090 - [Claudell] Oh, could you hold your grandmother up? 1285 00:58:46,090 --> 00:58:46,924 - Noelle. 1286 00:58:48,325 --> 00:58:50,327 - I can't believe you got here. 1287 00:58:50,327 --> 00:58:52,997 - Ha, you have no idea what we went through to get here, 1288 00:58:52,997 --> 00:58:55,032 but here we are. 1289 00:58:57,101 --> 00:58:58,969 Oh, how rude of me. 1290 00:58:58,969 --> 00:59:03,007 Um, this is my adopted sister, Maggie McGhee. 1291 00:59:03,007 --> 00:59:04,541 - The pleasure's all mine. 1292 00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:08,112 - Ah, Flynn, I don't know what to say. 1293 00:59:10,781 --> 00:59:12,983 - Well, how about... 1294 00:59:15,953 --> 00:59:16,754 I do? 1295 00:59:17,655 --> 00:59:18,488 - What? 1296 00:59:22,192 --> 00:59:24,194 - We've been engaged for over two months 1297 00:59:26,296 --> 00:59:28,132 and it would be my honor if you'd allow me 1298 00:59:28,132 --> 00:59:29,934 to become the husband you never had. 1299 00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:34,438 I want you to marry me tomorrow. 1300 00:59:34,438 --> 00:59:35,973 - Tomorrow? 1301 00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:38,508 - Your mother and your daughter have already approved. 1302 00:59:38,508 --> 00:59:39,509 - I did not. 1303 00:59:41,378 --> 00:59:44,782 - And what could be more fitting than a woman named Noelle 1304 00:59:44,782 --> 00:59:46,450 getting married on Christmas Day? 1305 00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:54,524 - I... 1306 00:59:54,524 --> 00:59:55,359 I... 1307 00:59:56,994 --> 00:59:58,495 I... - I do. 1308 01:00:02,667 --> 01:00:05,102 (soft music) 1309 01:00:07,972 --> 01:00:09,974 - Dad? - Yeah, honey. 1310 01:00:09,974 --> 01:00:11,976 - Why is Santa in here? 1311 01:00:11,976 --> 01:00:12,810 - He's cold. 1312 01:00:32,229 --> 01:00:33,063 - It's, uh, 1313 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:37,768 it's just not the... 1314 01:00:38,736 --> 01:00:40,037 The wedding I envision. 1315 01:00:40,037 --> 01:00:43,307 - Well, small wedding, big honeymoon. 1316 01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:44,809 You pick the place. 1317 01:00:44,809 --> 01:00:46,844 We'll go for one, two, three weeks, if you like. 1318 01:00:48,012 --> 01:00:49,146 And then we can have a big reception 1319 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:50,815 in the Valley when we get back. 1320 01:00:50,815 --> 01:00:53,984 - But I'm, I just... 1321 01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:57,354 - Look, it's the slow season for both of us 1322 01:00:57,354 --> 01:01:00,024 and it's just gonna get crazy in the spring. 1323 01:01:00,024 --> 01:01:01,892 And we talked about this. 1324 01:01:01,892 --> 01:01:03,728 - It's gonna be a slow year. 1325 01:01:03,728 --> 01:01:06,897 - I know about your back taxes and your debt. 1326 01:01:06,897 --> 01:01:09,433 - Who told you? - Your mother. 1327 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:10,835 - Oh, jeez. 1328 01:01:10,835 --> 01:01:12,369 She got to you, too. 1329 01:01:12,369 --> 01:01:15,572 - She told me that this wedding company is your dream 1330 01:01:15,572 --> 01:01:18,408 and if you had to close your doors, it would destroy you. 1331 01:01:18,408 --> 01:01:20,044 - She's right. 1332 01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:23,781 - Noelle, your mother loves you very much. 1333 01:01:23,781 --> 01:01:26,116 She just wants to see you happy. 1334 01:01:26,116 --> 01:01:28,218 I, I just want to see you happy. 1335 01:01:30,354 --> 01:01:31,388 I love you very much. 1336 01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:34,591 Don't let this slip away. 1337 01:01:37,828 --> 01:01:41,832 - Jessie, there's a big problem with my room. 1338 01:01:41,832 --> 01:01:44,401 There's girls undies in it. 1339 01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:47,004 - Hey, Jessie, I invited over some friends. 1340 01:01:47,004 --> 01:01:49,506 Oh, hi, you must be Jessie's grandma. 1341 01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:52,376 - Hi, I'm nothing of the sort. 1342 01:01:53,911 --> 01:01:55,179 - And you must be Carrie! 1343 01:01:55,179 --> 01:01:58,415 - Hi, Dad, can I use your phone? 1344 01:01:58,415 --> 01:01:59,383 - Who are you? 1345 01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:00,951 - Oh, Tasha, Jessie's friend. 1346 01:02:00,951 --> 01:02:01,919 - Friend? 1347 01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:03,253 - Yeah. 1348 01:02:03,253 --> 01:02:04,488 - Jessie. 1349 01:02:04,488 --> 01:02:05,589 - Dad, your phone. 1350 01:02:05,589 --> 01:02:06,590 - Jessie. 1351 01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:08,492 - Dad! - What? 1352 01:02:08,492 --> 01:02:09,927 Oh, uh, I'm sorry, honey. 1353 01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:11,261 My phone is in the kitchen. 1354 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:18,335 - Well, it's, it's official. 1355 01:02:18,335 --> 01:02:20,004 I am pleased to announce 1356 01:02:20,004 --> 01:02:23,340 that we'll be getting married tomorrow. 1357 01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:24,875 - [Tasha] Oh, that's wonderful! 1358 01:02:28,445 --> 01:02:30,547 - Carrie, excuse me. 1359 01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:35,119 - I think that calls for a celebration. 1360 01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:37,187 It might be a little rough at first, 1361 01:02:37,187 --> 01:02:41,258 but I think it's exactly what my daughter needs. 1362 01:02:41,258 --> 01:02:42,726 - Well, thank you, Claudell. 1363 01:02:48,565 --> 01:02:53,570 Uh, I'm sorry, I haven't officially introduced myself. 1364 01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:54,771 My name's Flynn McGhee. 1365 01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:57,541 - I'm Carrie's father. 1366 01:02:57,541 --> 01:02:59,910 - Yeah, yeah, I know, and uh, 1367 01:02:59,910 --> 01:03:01,678 seeing as how you're practically family, 1368 01:03:01,678 --> 01:03:05,315 I'd like to invite you to the occasion tomorrow. 1369 01:03:05,315 --> 01:03:06,150 - Follow me. 1370 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:13,457 - If I'm not back in five minutes, call 911. 1371 01:03:14,691 --> 01:03:15,692 You know the number? 1372 01:03:24,068 --> 01:03:26,904 - Jessie, come in, the water's perfect. 1373 01:03:28,205 --> 01:03:30,174 - Oh, you got a spa? 1374 01:03:30,174 --> 01:03:31,041 How wonderful. 1375 01:03:32,176 --> 01:03:33,743 - What is your game? - I'm not sure I know-- 1376 01:03:33,743 --> 01:03:34,979 - Your game, okay? 1377 01:03:34,979 --> 01:03:37,882 You swoop in here with your limos and your G5s 1378 01:03:37,882 --> 01:03:40,050 and you sweep Noelle off her feet. 1379 01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:41,551 And she doesn't like to sweep. 1380 01:03:41,551 --> 01:03:43,820 Okay, believe me, I know her better than anybody. 1381 01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:44,922 - Is that right? 1382 01:03:44,922 --> 01:03:46,590 Then why did you get a divorce? 1383 01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:48,425 - That's our business, not yours. 1384 01:03:48,425 --> 01:03:50,160 - Well, that is true. 1385 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:51,896 But I don't think you have to worry about me 1386 01:03:51,896 --> 01:03:53,230 making the same mistake. 1387 01:04:02,639 --> 01:04:04,208 I found that exhilarating. 1388 01:04:05,976 --> 01:04:07,411 I had movement even. 1389 01:04:09,479 --> 01:04:11,248 He's a very strapping man. 1390 01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:15,552 - In some states, stepdads can spank kids 1391 01:04:15,552 --> 01:04:16,786 and get away with it. 1392 01:04:16,786 --> 01:04:18,588 - That's not gonna happen. 1393 01:04:18,588 --> 01:04:19,523 - It might! 1394 01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:20,524 (car door shuts) 1395 01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:23,760 (engine starts) 1396 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:24,594 Mom, seriously? 1397 01:04:48,986 --> 01:04:51,088 - I won't marry 'em if you tell me not to. 1398 01:04:54,324 --> 01:04:56,660 - Who am I to stand in their way? 1399 01:04:56,660 --> 01:04:57,761 - Her husband. 1400 01:04:57,761 --> 01:04:58,996 - Ex. 1401 01:04:58,996 --> 01:05:01,598 - You think a piece of paper and some black ink 1402 01:05:01,598 --> 01:05:04,334 make all the years of loving just go away? 1403 01:05:06,470 --> 01:05:07,771 - She changed. 1404 01:05:07,771 --> 01:05:09,974 - I've known you both for a long time. 1405 01:05:09,974 --> 01:05:12,509 And you're still the same stubborn people. 1406 01:05:14,344 --> 01:05:15,245 You're just angry. 1407 01:05:26,023 --> 01:05:28,825 - [Flynn] Would you like to watch some TV, maybe a movie? 1408 01:05:28,825 --> 01:05:29,960 - Hey, honey, you have any lotion? 1409 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,261 My hands are so dry. 1410 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:34,331 Oh, thank you. 1411 01:05:34,331 --> 01:05:37,467 So, she's down there watching a movie with Flynn. 1412 01:05:37,467 --> 01:05:40,204 He's trying so hard to be her friend. 1413 01:05:40,204 --> 01:05:41,071 - She's mad. 1414 01:05:42,406 --> 01:05:43,840 - She'll get over it. 1415 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:44,874 - And what if she doesn't? 1416 01:05:44,874 --> 01:05:48,178 - She will, I talked to her. 1417 01:05:48,178 --> 01:05:49,679 - Why do you do that? - What? 1418 01:05:50,847 --> 01:05:52,049 - Undermine me. 1419 01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:54,318 - Well, I didn't think I was doing that. 1420 01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:55,485 - Yes, you did. 1421 01:05:56,987 --> 01:05:58,022 Damn it! 1422 01:05:58,022 --> 01:05:58,855 - Hey! 1423 01:06:00,057 --> 01:06:00,857 Noelle. 1424 01:06:01,825 --> 01:06:02,659 Noelle? 1425 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:04,561 Honey, what's wrong? 1426 01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:07,697 - I'm just... 1427 01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:12,569 Not ready to get married. 1428 01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:15,672 - Why did you say yes? 1429 01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:19,509 - 'Cause he's handsome, he's perfect, he's rich. 1430 01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:21,311 He wants to take care of me. 1431 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,548 Why'd you tell him about the taxes? 1432 01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:25,382 - I didn't. 1433 01:06:27,351 --> 01:06:28,252 - I'm out of tape. 1434 01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:35,725 - Boys, let me tell you why children really got coal... 1435 01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:37,627 - Do you like horror? 1436 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:40,897 Uh, you can pick if you like. 1437 01:06:41,931 --> 01:06:43,233 - Whatever. 1438 01:06:43,233 --> 01:06:44,534 - You like "Freddy vs. Jason"? 1439 01:06:44,534 --> 01:06:45,802 That's a hell of a movie. 1440 01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:51,408 - Oh, I gotta hit the head. 1441 01:06:58,682 --> 01:06:59,516 - Jessie. 1442 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:02,352 - Hey. 1443 01:07:03,453 --> 01:07:04,288 - It's over. 1444 01:07:05,589 --> 01:07:06,523 - What's over? 1445 01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:09,393 - Us, you still love your wife. 1446 01:07:11,728 --> 01:07:12,562 Stick it. 1447 01:07:13,430 --> 01:07:14,698 - What? 1448 01:07:14,698 --> 01:07:17,033 - Stick it, like in gymnastics, 1449 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:19,269 to win over the judges, you have to stick it. 1450 01:07:21,305 --> 01:07:23,740 Look, it's not a coincidence that she came alone. 1451 01:07:25,442 --> 01:07:26,276 She came for you. 1452 01:07:38,922 --> 01:07:41,325 (soft music) 1453 01:08:02,779 --> 01:08:05,982 (phone ringing) 1454 01:08:05,982 --> 01:08:07,016 - [Flynn] Who's that? 1455 01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:09,085 - None-ya. 1456 01:08:11,188 --> 01:08:12,021 - None-ya who? 1457 01:08:12,021 --> 01:08:13,089 - None ya business. 1458 01:08:14,791 --> 01:08:16,626 - That was a good one. 1459 01:08:17,494 --> 01:08:19,396 None ya business, I like it. 1460 01:08:20,364 --> 01:08:21,298 - Hello? 1461 01:08:21,298 --> 01:08:23,066 - You found my phone. 1462 01:08:23,066 --> 01:08:24,968 - It was in the kitchen. 1463 01:08:24,968 --> 01:08:26,236 - [Jessie] Everything okay? 1464 01:08:26,236 --> 01:08:28,238 - Sort of, where'd you go? 1465 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,742 - Look, um, I'm gonna swing by in the morning 1466 01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:33,943 and pick you up, 1467 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,812 and then we're gonna head up to Tahoe, okay? 1468 01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:38,114 - I can't. - What do you mean? 1469 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:39,683 - Mom asked me to be a bridesmaid. 1470 01:08:39,683 --> 01:08:41,618 - I haven't seen you in two months. 1471 01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:44,754 - Sorry, Dad, but I need to be here for Mom. 1472 01:08:45,922 --> 01:08:47,691 - I had the whole trip planned, honey. 1473 01:08:47,691 --> 01:08:48,725 - Maybe next year. 1474 01:08:48,725 --> 01:08:51,328 - Hi. - Look, I gotta go. 1475 01:08:51,328 --> 01:08:52,162 - Carrie. 1476 01:08:56,233 --> 01:08:57,601 - Hey, how's the movie? 1477 01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:11,215 - Ed. 1478 01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:12,982 - Yeah? 1479 01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:17,020 - I never cheated on my wife. 1480 01:09:19,256 --> 01:09:20,056 - I know. 1481 01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:22,692 - Well, then how did I lose her? 1482 01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:26,563 - I ever tell you why I became a pastor? 1483 01:09:29,032 --> 01:09:32,035 I lost my wife from a car accident. 1484 01:09:34,804 --> 01:09:36,072 She loved Christmas. 1485 01:09:37,541 --> 01:09:40,076 Her favorite song was "Silent Night." 1486 01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:43,780 I miss her voice. 1487 01:09:45,982 --> 01:09:48,685 But you didn't lose your wife, Jessie. 1488 01:09:51,388 --> 01:09:55,392 She's just waiting for you to fight for her, that's all. 1489 01:09:55,392 --> 01:09:57,093 Tomorrow is Christmas. 1490 01:09:57,093 --> 01:09:58,895 If you want your wife back, 1491 01:09:58,895 --> 01:10:01,231 you give her the gift that she deserves. 1492 01:10:03,132 --> 01:10:07,203 * Holy infant so tender and mild * 1493 01:10:09,806 --> 01:10:11,241 - Merry Christmas. 1494 01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:14,444 * Sleep in heavenly peace 1495 01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:15,945 - Merry Christmas. 1496 01:10:19,283 --> 01:10:24,288 * Sleep in heavenly peace 1497 01:10:27,557 --> 01:10:31,828 * Silent night 1498 01:10:31,828 --> 01:10:34,230 * Holy night 1499 01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:49,879 - Flynn didn't know that you and Jessie 1500 01:10:49,879 --> 01:10:52,248 got married on Christmas. 1501 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:54,751 - Oh, you didn't tell him that, either, huh? 1502 01:10:58,021 --> 01:10:59,155 - Oh, oh. 1503 01:11:02,191 --> 01:11:05,762 Oh, would you look at your father? 1504 01:11:05,762 --> 01:11:09,065 He was so handsome, the cheater. 1505 01:11:10,434 --> 01:11:11,635 - I love weddings. 1506 01:11:11,635 --> 01:11:15,038 - You married your dolls when you were five. 1507 01:11:15,038 --> 01:11:16,406 - I always had this image 1508 01:11:16,406 --> 01:11:20,844 of what a couple was like, you know? 1509 01:11:22,011 --> 01:11:24,080 Perfect on top of their cake, 1510 01:11:24,981 --> 01:11:28,418 no problems, no pop stars. 1511 01:11:28,418 --> 01:11:32,088 - Hm, was Jessie part of that image? 1512 01:11:32,088 --> 01:11:34,891 - Oh, come on, Mom, you never gave him a chance. 1513 01:11:34,891 --> 01:11:38,227 - Oh, come on, Noelle, you could have done better. 1514 01:11:38,227 --> 01:11:39,963 - No one was ever good enough for you. 1515 01:11:39,963 --> 01:11:42,165 - What's the matter with that? 1516 01:11:42,165 --> 01:11:45,502 I didn't settle, you shouldn't settle. 1517 01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:47,371 - I never felt like I was settling. 1518 01:11:47,371 --> 01:11:49,105 - That's your problem. 1519 01:11:49,105 --> 01:11:50,139 - You know what, Mom? 1520 01:11:51,341 --> 01:11:54,277 I want the negative talk about Jessie to stop. 1521 01:11:54,277 --> 01:11:55,679 - Excuse me? 1522 01:11:55,679 --> 01:11:58,348 - He is Carrie's dad. 1523 01:11:58,348 --> 01:12:01,317 When you say those things about him, it doesn't hurt him. 1524 01:12:03,252 --> 01:12:05,188 It hurts your own granddaughter. 1525 01:12:06,690 --> 01:12:09,726 - I don't believe that, and I don't understand why you-- 1526 01:12:09,726 --> 01:12:10,960 - You know what? 1527 01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,261 I didn't expect you to understand. 1528 01:12:13,797 --> 01:12:14,631 I just... 1529 01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:18,802 I just want you to stop hurting everybody. 1530 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:24,240 It's, it's like you just make things worse. 1531 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:31,648 I want you to move out, when we get back. 1532 01:12:31,648 --> 01:12:33,550 - You're throwing me out? 1533 01:12:33,550 --> 01:12:38,087 - I need the space, my husband's moving in. 1534 01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:41,925 (birds chirping) 1535 01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:15,459 (phone ringing) 1536 01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:22,866 - Thank you, Jurgen. 1537 01:13:22,866 --> 01:13:24,400 We appreciate your business. 1538 01:13:26,335 --> 01:13:27,170 - So? 1539 01:13:28,304 --> 01:13:30,206 - The money will be wired on Monday. 1540 01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:31,908 - Whoo! 1541 01:13:33,076 --> 01:13:35,044 I can't believe we did it. 1542 01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:36,680 And I'm getting married, too. 1543 01:13:38,114 --> 01:13:38,915 I do! 1544 01:13:40,817 --> 01:13:41,651 Morning. 1545 01:13:43,787 --> 01:13:45,121 - Flynn! 1546 01:13:45,121 --> 01:13:45,955 God! 1547 01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:48,558 - What? 1548 01:13:48,558 --> 01:13:50,960 - Bathing suit, get one! 1549 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:53,096 God, my eyes are burning! 1550 01:14:00,236 --> 01:14:01,170 - Who's that? 1551 01:14:01,170 --> 01:14:01,971 - Hm? 1552 01:14:03,239 --> 01:14:05,875 Oh, um, Michelle. 1553 01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:09,045 The phones are working and the roads are clear. 1554 01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:11,515 - That's great! 1555 01:14:11,515 --> 01:14:14,784 I'll have Devon pull up the limo with my luggage and my tux. 1556 01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:16,185 - Michelle's coming up, too. 1557 01:14:16,185 --> 01:14:17,587 - Well, that's wonderful. 1558 01:14:18,522 --> 01:14:20,490 We have a lot to do. 1559 01:14:20,490 --> 01:14:22,291 I mean, you might want to procure yourself 1560 01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:24,293 some sort of formal wear, don't you think? 1561 01:14:25,662 --> 01:14:27,163 - Flynn, um... 1562 01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:33,503 Don't you think we might be rushing into things a little? 1563 01:14:33,503 --> 01:14:37,140 - Honey, look, I don't think we're rushing into it at all. 1564 01:14:38,007 --> 01:14:39,275 I mean, when you're in love, 1565 01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:41,010 the pieces just seem to fall into place. 1566 01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:44,080 (bright piano music) 1567 01:14:47,717 --> 01:14:49,819 This is so exciting! 1568 01:14:51,855 --> 01:14:53,022 - Perhaps you're right. 1569 01:15:01,164 --> 01:15:03,867 Uh, Michelle, I'm gonna need my jewelry. 1570 01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:04,701 - Hey, Russ. 1571 01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:07,003 - For the bride. 1572 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:08,705 - Oh, thank you. 1573 01:15:08,705 --> 01:15:12,175 Uh, excuse me, is there a wedding photographer in town? 1574 01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:14,310 - The only one we have is Tiny. 1575 01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:15,579 - Okay, thank you. 1576 01:15:15,579 --> 01:15:17,747 Michelle, okay, listen, I need you to call Sue. 1577 01:15:17,747 --> 01:15:19,616 Yeah, I know she's in Canada, 1578 01:15:19,616 --> 01:15:21,651 but I just need you to break into her warehouse 1579 01:15:21,651 --> 01:15:23,687 and find me my favorite dress. 1580 01:15:23,687 --> 01:15:24,487 Okay? 1581 01:15:25,789 --> 01:15:26,623 Right. 1582 01:15:40,637 --> 01:15:42,672 - Oh, I can't wait, these'll be great, right? 1583 01:15:42,672 --> 01:15:44,273 - You think so, huh? - Well... 1584 01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:54,417 - I don't know where it is, though. 1585 01:15:54,417 --> 01:15:56,385 I don't see it, it's not in the bag. 1586 01:16:13,837 --> 01:16:17,440 - Okay, um, listen, I want 'em over there 1587 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:18,708 and I want 'em over there. 1588 01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:20,443 And I want you to make sure they're straight. 1589 01:16:20,443 --> 01:16:22,578 Look, three hours, people! 1590 01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:25,114 (phone ringing) I do this for a living. 1591 01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:26,482 Michelle. 1592 01:16:26,482 --> 01:16:27,751 Yeah, are you there? 1593 01:16:27,751 --> 01:16:28,618 Okay, listen... 1594 01:16:28,618 --> 01:16:30,219 - Is Mom okay? 1595 01:16:30,219 --> 01:16:32,989 - No, she's getting married, honey. 1596 01:16:33,823 --> 01:16:34,658 Come on. 1597 01:16:37,526 --> 01:16:38,527 - Mm, mm-mm. 1598 01:16:46,035 --> 01:16:46,870 - Michelle! 1599 01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:49,305 Michelle! 1600 01:16:50,173 --> 01:16:53,109 Oh, the phones are down again! 1601 01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:56,045 - Honey, you need to calm down and sit down. 1602 01:16:56,045 --> 01:16:58,614 - I can't, Mom, I'm gonna explode. 1603 01:16:58,614 --> 01:16:59,783 - Mom, my necklace. 1604 01:16:59,783 --> 01:17:01,785 - Oh, come here, honey, I'll help you. 1605 01:17:01,785 --> 01:17:03,052 Let me get that. 1606 01:17:03,052 --> 01:17:04,320 You know what? 1607 01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:06,255 I'm gonna be married in two hours again. 1608 01:17:07,657 --> 01:17:09,058 And you know what I said after Jessie. 1609 01:17:09,058 --> 01:17:10,593 Never again. 1610 01:17:10,593 --> 01:17:11,995 I just wanted something simple, 1611 01:17:11,995 --> 01:17:13,963 and you know, I just don't know what I want. 1612 01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:15,098 - Mom, you're pulling my hair. 1613 01:17:15,098 --> 01:17:16,332 - I'm sorry. 1614 01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:18,367 You know what I used to say to my clients? 1615 01:17:18,367 --> 01:17:20,569 You should never elope, because then you're gonna miss out 1616 01:17:20,569 --> 01:17:22,638 on one of the most memorable times of your life 1617 01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:23,773 with your family and your friends. 1618 01:17:23,773 --> 01:17:25,174 - Ow, Mom... 1619 01:17:25,174 --> 01:17:27,977 - Honey, you have your friends and your family here. 1620 01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:29,178 - I wanna stand up front. 1621 01:17:29,178 --> 01:17:30,646 - What? 1622 01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,849 - Yeah, I want him to walk down the aisle to me. 1623 01:17:33,917 --> 01:17:35,084 - Uh. - Ow! 1624 01:17:35,084 --> 01:17:36,285 - There, I got it, honey. 1625 01:17:36,285 --> 01:17:38,421 - Yeah, and you pulled out half my hair! 1626 01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:40,056 - No, just a couple strands. 1627 01:17:40,056 --> 01:17:41,057 Where's my phone? 1628 01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:47,063 - Pre-nup's finished. 1629 01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:48,798 - Good. 1630 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:51,935 - You should probably have her sign it now. 1631 01:17:52,836 --> 01:17:54,503 - Ah, excuse me. 1632 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:57,106 Could we have more champagne for the bride, please? 1633 01:17:59,943 --> 01:18:02,211 - A lot of champagne, it's a good pre-nup. 1634 01:18:08,752 --> 01:18:11,654 - Uh, Noelle, been looking for you. 1635 01:18:12,655 --> 01:18:14,557 This is the photographer. 1636 01:18:14,557 --> 01:18:16,860 - Oh, it's about time. 1637 01:18:16,860 --> 01:18:19,996 Uh, listen, this is a non-traditional wedding, 1638 01:18:19,996 --> 01:18:22,065 so I don't want you taking pictures of empty pews. 1639 01:18:22,065 --> 01:18:23,099 I don't want anybody thinking 1640 01:18:23,099 --> 01:18:24,700 that nobody came to my wedding. 1641 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,302 - Noelle. - Hm? 1642 01:18:26,302 --> 01:18:28,304 - This man's name is Tiny Williams. 1643 01:18:28,304 --> 01:18:29,572 He's the photographer 1644 01:18:29,572 --> 01:18:31,741 who took the photograph of Jessie and Discrete. 1645 01:18:33,109 --> 01:18:34,677 - That was you? - Noelle. 1646 01:18:34,677 --> 01:18:35,879 - Take it easy. 1647 01:18:35,879 --> 01:18:38,114 Look, I quit TVT right after that photo. 1648 01:18:38,114 --> 01:18:39,215 What they did was wrong. 1649 01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:41,885 - You ruined our lives. 1650 01:18:41,885 --> 01:18:44,287 - Look, I know, but they had me on a gag order. 1651 01:18:44,287 --> 01:18:45,421 The photo was a cheat. 1652 01:18:46,355 --> 01:18:47,957 - What do you mean, a cheat? 1653 01:18:47,957 --> 01:18:50,559 - The photo editor cropped it, taking out Mike, 1654 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,628 making it look like they were alone. 1655 01:18:53,662 --> 01:18:54,563 - What? 1656 01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:55,932 - I'm so sorry. 1657 01:18:55,932 --> 01:18:57,767 When Discrete saw me, she flipped out, 1658 01:18:57,767 --> 01:19:00,103 jumped all over him, like she planned it. 1659 01:19:00,103 --> 01:19:01,938 Nothing really happened between her and Jessie. 1660 01:19:01,938 --> 01:19:04,107 He left with Mike after I took the photos. 1661 01:19:04,107 --> 01:19:05,141 You can see Mike. 1662 01:19:06,675 --> 01:19:09,212 I moved up here about six months ago to get away from it all 1663 01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:11,114 and just take pictures of weddings. 1664 01:19:11,114 --> 01:19:13,082 When I saw Jessie at the bar last night, 1665 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:14,350 I told Pastor Ed 1666 01:19:14,350 --> 01:19:16,452 and thought that maybe I should do something. 1667 01:19:20,389 --> 01:19:21,224 - Noelle. 1668 01:19:32,836 --> 01:19:36,172 - Flynn's here and he's invited a few people from the lodge. 1669 01:19:36,172 --> 01:19:38,141 And he brought a pre-nup. 1670 01:19:38,141 --> 01:19:38,975 - A pre-nup? 1671 01:19:40,076 --> 01:19:41,978 What, is he setting us up to fail? 1672 01:19:41,978 --> 01:19:43,980 - No, it protects you, as well. 1673 01:19:43,980 --> 01:19:45,849 - Jessie never cheated. 1674 01:19:45,849 --> 01:19:47,050 - What? 1675 01:19:47,050 --> 01:19:50,053 - He never had an affair. 1676 01:19:50,053 --> 01:19:50,954 Look for yourself. 1677 01:19:56,192 --> 01:20:00,063 - Oh, my, Jessie was telling the truth. 1678 01:20:00,063 --> 01:20:02,698 - Oh, finally a voice of reason. 1679 01:20:02,698 --> 01:20:03,532 - I didn't know. 1680 01:20:04,433 --> 01:20:06,702 - I just didn't wanna be wrong. 1681 01:20:06,702 --> 01:20:08,671 He humiliated Carrie and I. 1682 01:20:08,671 --> 01:20:10,273 I mean, he may not have slept with her, 1683 01:20:10,273 --> 01:20:12,075 but still, you know-- - Uh, uh, Noelle. 1684 01:20:12,075 --> 01:20:13,576 - What? 1685 01:20:13,576 --> 01:20:16,212 - I'm gonna say something and I want you to listen to me. 1686 01:20:18,281 --> 01:20:20,116 I'm sorry for hurting you. 1687 01:20:20,116 --> 01:20:23,519 And as much as it pains me to say this, 1688 01:20:23,519 --> 01:20:25,021 we were wrong about Jessie. 1689 01:20:26,189 --> 01:20:27,924 But if you let him slip away now, 1690 01:20:27,924 --> 01:20:30,126 simply because you're embarrassed, 1691 01:20:31,094 --> 01:20:32,428 then I failed as a mother. 1692 01:20:33,696 --> 01:20:35,098 - Excuse me? 1693 01:20:35,098 --> 01:20:36,832 - I taught you better than that. 1694 01:20:39,268 --> 01:20:41,938 If Jessie walked out of that hotel room 1695 01:20:41,938 --> 01:20:46,910 with his virtues intact, then you need to stand by him. 1696 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:52,381 - You'll have to leave the country for a couple weeks 1697 01:20:52,381 --> 01:20:55,919 while I process your visa, but they can't turn you down. 1698 01:20:55,919 --> 01:20:57,020 - Honeymoon, ha-ha! 1699 01:21:00,356 --> 01:21:01,824 How you doing, Father? 1700 01:21:01,824 --> 01:21:02,691 Good to see you. 1701 01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:20,476 Ah, Noelle, where's your dress? 1702 01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:22,345 - I won't need one. 1703 01:21:22,345 --> 01:21:24,513 - I'm sorry, what? 1704 01:21:24,513 --> 01:21:26,315 - I made a mistake. 1705 01:21:28,952 --> 01:21:30,286 - Ah, well, that's okay, we can, you know, 1706 01:21:30,286 --> 01:21:32,421 we can wait for your dress. 1707 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:34,257 - It's not about the dress. 1708 01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:36,926 - Uh, if this is about the pre-nup, you know, 1709 01:21:36,926 --> 01:21:37,994 we can work it out. 1710 01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:38,827 - I'm in love. 1711 01:21:39,963 --> 01:21:41,030 - Well, that's perfect, then. 1712 01:21:41,030 --> 01:21:42,098 - It's not with you. 1713 01:21:50,873 --> 01:21:54,010 I never took you for a runaway bride. 1714 01:21:54,010 --> 01:21:55,511 - I never had a reason to run. 1715 01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:01,550 - Noelle, I know you think that I forgot about Christmas, 1716 01:22:01,550 --> 01:22:04,954 but that is the last day I will ever forget about. 1717 01:22:06,489 --> 01:22:09,492 I'm not ready for our life together to be over. 1718 01:22:13,796 --> 01:22:15,999 Happy anniversary. 1719 01:22:15,999 --> 01:22:18,201 - Happy anniversary. 1720 01:22:18,201 --> 01:22:20,769 - Oh, anniversary, come on! 1721 01:22:20,769 --> 01:22:23,906 Noelle, he cheated on you with a pop star. 1722 01:22:23,906 --> 01:22:24,707 - He did not. 1723 01:22:28,177 --> 01:22:29,012 - No, he didn't. 1724 01:22:32,848 --> 01:22:35,884 Jessie, I'm so sorry I didn't stand up for you 1725 01:22:35,884 --> 01:22:36,852 when I should have. 1726 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:40,589 I wanted you to be perfect, 1727 01:22:40,589 --> 01:22:43,792 and it hurt me when I thought you weren't. 1728 01:22:45,828 --> 01:22:47,596 But what hurts even more is 1729 01:22:50,399 --> 01:22:53,036 that I didn't trust you 1730 01:22:53,036 --> 01:22:54,737 when you were telling me the truth. 1731 01:22:56,205 --> 01:22:57,940 - I'm sorry I didn't fight for you. 1732 01:23:01,110 --> 01:23:02,778 - Do something. 1733 01:23:02,778 --> 01:23:05,914 - Okay, this isn't right! 1734 01:23:05,914 --> 01:23:07,616 I paid for this wedding! 1735 01:23:07,616 --> 01:23:10,953 Okay, I walked through a damn blizzard to get here! 1736 01:23:10,953 --> 01:23:13,056 And I'm getting married today. 1737 01:23:13,056 --> 01:23:16,225 - This doesn't have to do with your green card? 1738 01:23:16,225 --> 01:23:17,060 - Psst. 1739 01:23:21,430 --> 01:23:24,033 - I'm not sure what you're talking about, young lady. 1740 01:23:24,033 --> 01:23:26,402 - The Lord said, "Don't lie." 1741 01:23:27,336 --> 01:23:28,271 - [Mike] She's right! 1742 01:23:28,271 --> 01:23:29,505 - Mike, what are you doing here? 1743 01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:31,840 - Had to come in and make everything right. 1744 01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:35,811 And this guy, he's just getting married to extend his visa. 1745 01:23:35,811 --> 01:23:38,081 Isn't that right, Ashley? 1746 01:23:38,081 --> 01:23:40,116 - I have no idea what you're talking about. 1747 01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:44,553 - Okay, Flynn, the cat's out of the bag. 1748 01:23:44,553 --> 01:23:45,788 - Mother, you knew? 1749 01:23:45,788 --> 01:23:47,090 - I'm sorry, honey. 1750 01:23:47,090 --> 01:23:48,724 He was gonna pay off all your debts 1751 01:23:48,724 --> 01:23:51,227 and I thought it was really in your best interest. 1752 01:23:52,128 --> 01:23:53,229 - This isn't right, it's, it's-- 1753 01:23:53,229 --> 01:23:54,197 - Who's Ashley? 1754 01:23:54,197 --> 01:23:55,198 - His lawyer. 1755 01:23:56,932 --> 01:23:59,368 - His sister? - He's an only child. 1756 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:04,273 - Noelle, come on, marriage is your business, right? 1757 01:24:06,442 --> 01:24:08,511 I help you, you help me. 1758 01:24:08,511 --> 01:24:10,846 - No, Flynn, it's not about business. 1759 01:24:15,251 --> 01:24:17,553 It's about love. 1760 01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:23,526 And love is like a good bottle of wine, 1761 01:24:24,460 --> 01:24:25,961 it only gets better with time. 1762 01:24:29,998 --> 01:24:30,833 Jessie, 1763 01:24:34,603 --> 01:24:36,639 will you remarry me? 1764 01:24:47,350 --> 01:24:50,986 - There's nothing in this world that I would rather do 1765 01:24:50,986 --> 01:24:52,788 than be your husband again. 1766 01:24:53,989 --> 01:24:58,994 - Oh! 1767 01:25:14,743 --> 01:25:16,179 - This is so awesome! 1768 01:25:25,421 --> 01:25:26,689 - Michelle, 30 minutes. 1769 01:25:33,262 --> 01:25:34,563 - Well played, Jessie. 1770 01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:35,831 - It's not a game, Flynn. 1771 01:25:37,032 --> 01:25:40,803 - Well, actually you're wrong there and you won. 1772 01:25:41,904 --> 01:25:46,108 - Flynn, if marriage is a business, 1773 01:25:46,108 --> 01:25:48,010 then I have a proposal for you. 1774 01:25:49,445 --> 01:25:50,979 - [Noelle] Mother. 1775 01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:52,815 - He has a problem, and I'm willing to lend him a hand. 1776 01:25:55,884 --> 01:25:57,986 - And just what would that pertain? 1777 01:25:59,355 --> 01:26:00,723 - You marry me, 1778 01:26:04,193 --> 01:26:06,662 and you get your work permit. 1779 01:26:08,464 --> 01:26:09,398 - You know what? 1780 01:26:09,398 --> 01:26:10,899 Before this goes any further, 1781 01:26:10,899 --> 01:26:13,336 Flynn, I'd like to have a little talk with you, okay? 1782 01:26:13,336 --> 01:26:15,771 First of all, I'll never call you Dad. 1783 01:26:16,972 --> 01:26:18,574 - Fair enough. 1784 01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:21,877 - And secondly, we're not big on cheating in this family, 1785 01:26:21,877 --> 01:26:24,079 so if you ever cheat-- - I get $2 million. 1786 01:26:26,382 --> 01:26:27,216 Okay? 1787 01:26:32,154 --> 01:26:32,988 - Deal. 1788 01:26:35,157 --> 01:26:38,461 - Ashley, or whatever your name is, let's make a deal. 1789 01:26:41,297 --> 01:26:43,466 - [Mike] Ha-ha, all right. 1790 01:26:44,733 --> 01:26:47,436 - Dearly beloved, we are gathered here 1791 01:26:47,436 --> 01:26:52,441 on this very special day to join this beautiful couple 1792 01:26:53,809 --> 01:26:58,681 and the business venture in holy matrimony. 1793 01:27:01,149 --> 01:27:05,688 And thank you, Jesus, for giving me back my perfect streak. 1794 01:27:09,325 --> 01:27:13,662 You know, Jesus said Christmas is his favorite holiday. 1795 01:27:13,662 --> 01:27:16,231 (upbeat music) 1796 01:27:18,133 --> 01:27:21,036 (Gabe farts) 1797 01:27:21,036 --> 01:27:23,171 * Jingle bells, jingle bells 1798 01:27:23,171 --> 01:27:25,408 * Jingle all the way 1799 01:27:25,408 --> 01:27:27,410 * Oh, what fun it is to ride 1800 01:27:27,410 --> 01:27:31,146 * In a one-horse open sleigh 1801 01:27:47,463 --> 01:27:50,366 (glasses clinking) 1802 01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:57,873 (everyone cheering) 1803 01:28:00,142 --> 01:28:01,009 - I love you. 1804 01:28:01,009 --> 01:28:02,077 - I love you. 1805 01:28:26,234 --> 01:28:28,804 (upbeat music) 1806 01:30:12,875 --> 01:30:14,376 (upbeat music) 1807 01:30:14,376 --> 01:30:16,445 * The heat is hot 1808 01:30:16,445 --> 01:30:18,213 * Burning like a fire 1809 01:30:18,213 --> 01:30:20,415 * The heat is hot 1810 01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:22,250 * Dancing with desire 1811 01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:24,419 * The heat is hot 1812 01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:26,154 * Burning like a fire 1813 01:30:26,154 --> 01:30:28,457 * The heat is hot 1814 01:30:28,457 --> 01:30:30,793 * Dancing with desire 1815 01:30:30,793 --> 01:30:35,063 * They say that music soothes the savage beast * 1816 01:30:35,063 --> 01:30:39,034 * Lord, it puts the shuffle in my feet * 1817 01:30:39,034 --> 01:30:42,871 * Something happens when I feel the groove * 1818 01:30:42,871 --> 01:30:46,742 * The beat is banging and I need to move * 1819 01:30:46,742 --> 01:30:48,477 * The heat is hot 1820 01:30:48,477 --> 01:30:50,245 * Burning like a fire 1821 01:30:50,245 --> 01:30:52,447 * The heat is hot 1822 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,216 * Dancing with desire 1823 01:30:54,216 --> 01:30:56,384 * The heat is hot 1824 01:30:56,384 --> 01:30:58,253 * Burning like a fire 1825 01:30:58,253 --> 01:31:00,355 * The heat is hot 1826 01:31:00,355 --> 01:31:02,891 * Dancing with desire 1827 01:31:02,891 --> 01:31:06,895 * Lights are flashing and I'm in the flow * 1828 01:31:06,895 --> 01:31:10,933 * Ignites the passion flowing in my soul * 1829 01:31:10,933 --> 01:31:14,837 * Every time I hear the snare drum roll * 1830 01:31:14,837 --> 01:31:18,373 * I hit the dance floor and I lose control * 1831 01:31:18,373 --> 01:31:20,509 * The heat is hot 1832 01:31:20,509 --> 01:31:22,210 * Burning like a fire 1833 01:31:22,210 --> 01:31:24,346 * The heat is hot 1834 01:31:24,346 --> 01:31:26,114 * Dancing with desire 1835 01:31:26,114 --> 01:31:28,383 * The heat is hot 1836 01:31:28,383 --> 01:31:30,118 * Burning like a fire 1837 01:31:30,118 --> 01:31:32,387 * The heat is hot 1838 01:31:32,387 --> 01:31:35,558 * Dancing with desire 1839 01:31:37,059 --> 01:31:39,628 (upbeat music) 1840 01:31:53,576 --> 01:31:58,547 * Everybody's telling me what to do * 1841 01:32:00,749 --> 01:32:05,721 * But nothing that they're saying is getting through * 1842 01:32:06,955 --> 01:32:10,058 * 'Cause I've got a mind of my own * 1843 01:32:10,058 --> 01:32:13,395 * My heart is in control 1844 01:32:13,395 --> 01:32:15,297 * It's my life 1845 01:32:15,297 --> 01:32:17,165 * It's my love 1846 01:32:17,165 --> 01:32:20,569 * And it's you that I've been thinking of * 1847 01:32:20,569 --> 01:32:24,807 * My young love 1848 01:32:24,807 --> 01:32:28,076 * Nobody thinks it's real 1849 01:32:28,076 --> 01:32:32,414 * When it's young love 1850 01:32:32,414 --> 01:32:36,084 * Nobody understands 1851 01:32:36,084 --> 01:32:39,788 * My young love 1852 01:32:39,788 --> 01:32:43,158 * Nobody thinks it's real 1853 01:32:43,158 --> 01:32:47,362 * When it's young love 1854 01:32:47,362 --> 01:32:52,367 * Nobody understands 1855 01:32:53,602 --> 01:32:58,440 * No one else can tell me the way I feel * 1856 01:33:00,876 --> 01:33:05,881 * I can tell the difference between fake and real * 1857 01:33:06,782 --> 01:33:10,085 * And when I close my eyes 1858 01:33:10,085 --> 01:33:13,288 * It's you that I see in my mind * 1859 01:33:13,288 --> 01:33:15,257 * It's my life 1860 01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:17,125 * It's my love 1861 01:33:17,125 --> 01:33:20,896 * And it's you that I've been thinking of * 1862 01:33:20,896 --> 01:33:24,700 * My young love 1863 01:33:24,700 --> 01:33:28,136 * Nobody thinks it's real 1864 01:33:28,136 --> 01:33:32,407 * When it's young love 1865 01:33:32,407 --> 01:33:36,078 * Nobody understands 1866 01:33:36,078 --> 01:33:39,815 * My young love 1867 01:33:39,815 --> 01:33:43,085 * Nobody thinks it's real 1868 01:33:43,085 --> 01:33:47,222 * When it's young love 1869 01:33:47,222 --> 01:33:50,325 * Nobody understands 1870 01:34:01,003 --> 01:34:05,640 * Everybody's telling me what to do * 1871 01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:09,745 * My young love 1872 01:34:09,745 --> 01:34:13,081 * Nobody thinks it's real 1873 01:34:13,081 --> 01:34:17,219 * When it's young love 1874 01:34:17,219 --> 01:34:21,056 * Nobody understands 1875 01:34:21,056 --> 01:34:24,827 * My young love 1876 01:34:24,827 --> 01:34:28,163 * Nobody thinks it's real 1877 01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:30,999 * When it's young 121272