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♪ Dreaming of you ♪
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♪ Hoping and wishing my dreams come true ♪
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♪ Dreaming of you ♪
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♪ Hoping and wishing my dreams come true ♪
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Be Don Draper right?
Become him.
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Right so I start, like...
I start mimicking his pitching rhythms.
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And I'd start, like,
looking at my glass
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imagining it was whiskey - neat.
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Alright, and then for the final
closing statement,
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like the argument, the final line,
like, make them buy, make them buy,
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I just casually sit on the desk.
Yeah.
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I actually sat on the desk.
'Cause...
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So stupid.
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But yeah, I'm talking a lot aren't I?
That's OK. That's fine.
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No it's cool. I like it.
I do this sometimes.
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I just go on a bit of a tangent,
but I can shut up now.
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Shut up. Stop.
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No.
Oh no. It's so fine.
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Do you want another one?
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Yeah, I do.
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[Timmie] Oh my god.
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-Fuck me now.
-Right!
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Why didn't you go home with him?
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Because some boys you just got to fuck.
Done. Hooked.
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Others you chuck in the slow cooker
for the full nine hours
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until that meat
just falls off the bone.
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OK. What happened to the other guys
you were talking to?
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No, no, no, no.
We're on ad man now.
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Ad man.
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Ad man?
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I'll think of his nickname.
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-[Claire] So, yeah, no--
-[Pat] No. Can I?
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-OK, you go.
-No, no. You go first.
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No, no, it's your house.
It's your house.
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I'm going to be polite. Go.
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I'm just going to say
you get what you pay for.
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-They don't taste any different.
-Oh.
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No! I think that they're good.
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-Come on!
-They're good. They are.
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-Are you joking?
-No.
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-No.
-No, they're good.
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-No.
-So, OK, you're in a bar...
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-You open up the wine list--.
-Yep.
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Do you go...you're obviously not someone
who goes, "Great, right.
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Right at the top, house wine.
Done, sold."
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You're like, "Let me actually
look at the types and the regions."
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-Umm...
-Who are you?
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This is...
OK, I'm just going to…
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Here we go.
Cleanskins are horrible.
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It does not taste any different.
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Oh no. Are you kidding
or do you actually believe that?
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I genuinely think that
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because if you can drink goon,
you can drink anything.
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Are you being serious?
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I am being serious.
Oh, you're a wine snob.
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I'm not a wine snob.
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No, I just think you should
only put things in your mouth
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that taste good.
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What's a good drink then?
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There are so many good drinks.
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What's your favourite?
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Have you had a Negroni?
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It's like bourbon or whiskey, yeah?
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Bourbon is a type of whiskey.
It's neither.
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I've got no idea.
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I'm going to make you one.
I'm going to make you one right now.
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Sure.
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I'm going to kiss you.
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-Is that a question?
-No.
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I'm going to make you one.
I'm going to make you one.
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[Harriet] A Negroni.
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At his house.
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That's next level.
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Like a full-on cocktail bar?
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No, like liquor in a cupboard.
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His name is Negroni.
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Everyone. Oh my god.
Rounds on Nat.
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-Yeah!
-Rounds on Nat.
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-Nat, well done.
[cheering]
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Honestly, that's amazing.
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[upbeat rock music]
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Do you want to watch a movie
or something?
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No.
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[Timmie] What was his dick like?
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I'm not talking about it.
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Boring.
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Why aren't we talking about it?
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Because I want to know about your day.
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No I want to know why
we're not talking about his dick.
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Yeah.
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-Negroni?
-Yep.
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-So jealous.
-Fuck you.
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Bye.
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[Melvin] Hey ladies.
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Bye Melvin.
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Hmm.
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What? Too soon?
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She just needs some boomerang penis.
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What the fuck is boomerang penis?
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Sounds racist.
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Boomerang penis keeps coming back
unless you break it.
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You're fucked, mate.
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Not break the penis.
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Some girls do weird crazy shit
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and they be like,
"Ew, don't want that back."
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Right so it's sexist not racist.
Good.
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Yeah.
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What do you want to do now?
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First thing that comes
into your head. Go.
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Take a post-sex selfie.
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Hashtag #lovetheD.
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OK, but I'm only taking three photos.
That's it.
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-That's my limit.
-Why?
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I just hate those people
that take like fifty photos.
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It's like, "Oh it's the wrong light.
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No, no, no, it's wrong angle.
It's the wrong side."
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I'm just like,
"Accept that's what you look like.
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That's it."
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But what if none of them are good?
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Well, unfortunately social media
is never going to get to see them.
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Oh, that's such a shame.
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[Harriet] Have you had the night
of talking?
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Just the night, nights of sex.
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-Really?
-Feelings free.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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You're thinking
about the Hunter Valley aren't you?
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See, I'm in sex haze,
so your opinions are irrelevant.
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Ah, sex haze.
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♪ To think of circumstance ♪
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♪ For a girl needs loveFor a guy needs love love love love ♪
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♪ And I don't wanna believe it ♪
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♪ No I ♪
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Tell me something.
First thing that comes to your head.
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Go. Go.
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I always wonder
if my life is The Truman Show.
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-Really?
-Yep.
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-Have you never thought that?
-No.
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Have you seen it?
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Yeah.
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That movie is amazing.
It was made what, like, twenty years ago?
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Uh-huh.
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Twenty years and I'm still wondering
if my life is The Truman Show.
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The Claire Show.
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I am rambling.
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No.
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You tell me something.
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Go.
First thing that comes into your head.
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I set Google alerts
for David Attenborough.
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Oh!
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-Seriously?
-Yeah.
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Why?
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He's fuckin' awesome.
And he's informative.
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Do you like the cameras disguised
as rocks and poo and stuff?
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No, I mean yeah. That's pretty cool
but that's not really why.
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Not the weird species stuff?
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Yeah. Sure.
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-The baby lion cub episode?
-Sure.
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Do you love his voice?
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Yes. I think he should be Siri.
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-What if--
-No.
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No more talking.
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Hey.
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-Hey.
-Nick, hey.
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Heading to work?
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Yeah. You?
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Nah I'm just going
to my mate's house.
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It's nice to see you.
We miss you.
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Claire got you in the divorce.
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I'm sure you fought very hard for us.
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I really did.
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How is she?
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You haven't spoken?
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No, not yet.
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She's not like 'yay' good.
But she's well.
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Well if you ever need to chat.
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Probably not.
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Yeah.
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Hey maybe in like two years
we can all hang out or something?
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Surely eighteen months
would be enough time.
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Yeah alright.
It's in the diary.
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Well.
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-See you.
-Bye.
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It's nice to see you though.
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Yeah you too.
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Do you want to have sex?
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Yes.
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Oh.
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I do. I do
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but my body as a whole is just like,
"Mm, get fucked."
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Keep sleeping.
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-No, no, no.
-No, no.
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I've got this.
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I'm just going to wake my body up.
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Are you warming up?
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Unless you want full on starfish.
Start prepping.
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No, no, no.
I'm good alright. This is so sexy.
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I appreciate your lie.
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Come here.
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-No. I have a gift!
-[Pat] Come here!
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-Do you want your gift?
-Yes, please.
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Naked star jumps.
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Yeah!
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Go, go, go. Claire, Claire.
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Claire, Claire. Yeah!
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You're welcome.
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-What a lovely gift. Thank you.
-You are welcome.
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Is it still raining?
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Mmhm.
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Stop.
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Do you want my umbrella?
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-Yeah.
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-Yeah. Take it.
Thank you.
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And he just gives me his umbrella.
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Like I can't. I can't deal.
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OK.
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OK.
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He gave you his umbrella?
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Yeah.
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Beige.
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Umbrella, keys, parents, babies.
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Weird baby shower,
bridesmaid dresses?
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Home insurance.
Claire has no friends.
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It's just an umbrella.
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Exactly.
That's exactly my fucking point, Claire.
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You used to come here
to this very table
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and you'd tell me
these fucked up stories
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that made me so proud of you.
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And now you come here, to my face,
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and tell me some fucked up shit
about an umbrella.
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Unless that umbrella
is being used in foreplay,
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I don't want to hear about it.
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It's being used to keep me dry.
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It's keeping us all dry. Not done.
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-Got a bit of a bite, don't you?
-No.
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-How many have you had?
-Beige.
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Can we elaborate
on what you mean by beige?
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He's just, like meh.
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You know he's like doing
all the right things, like, all the time.
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Oh, this is a bad thing?
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It's just like…
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Ugh, beige.
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Is it kind of like how Eco Man
was beige?
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-No--
-Exactly.
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-Right. Gotcha.
-No, no, no.
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Negroni isn't Eco Man.
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We haven't met him,
we don't know if he's beige.
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He's really nice.
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If you want a boyfriend,
but you don't.
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You're such a jerk.
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Why are you so drunk?
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Fuck.
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The whole I'll get the Uber,
I'll choose the wine,
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I'll make you a cocktail
in my house--
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He's really nice.
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He sounds like
every other guy we've dated
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for the grand total of two months.
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And then what happens?
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Chapter one,
fun, flirty, naked.
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Chapter two,
we should have the talk.
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Chapter…
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Chapter Three, babe.
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Three, we still haven't
had the talk yet.
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Chapter Four,
we sit here at this table
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for the next six months wondering
why the fuck he hasn't called.
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End of book.
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OK. Can we back up for a bit
and get some perspective?
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Is it sex haze
or have you actually started to like him?
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Um, it's...
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Magical?
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Ok, you need to stop.
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Grab your little goblet of wine
and shut the fuck up for two minutes.
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OK. Thank you. Claire,
your thoughts and feelings please?
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Um...
I do have tingles.
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Vaginal tingles?
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Yeah.
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Well, that's totally fine.
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Yeah, but like warm feeling tingles too.
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-[groans]
-OK, that's dangerous.
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Mm, could still be sex haze?
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I mean it's literally like a drug.
Like crystal meth.
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You know in the beginning,
you think it's amazing.
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But then when you wake up
six months later
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and your house is gone
and you've lost all your teeth
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you realise that it was
actually pretty shit.
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Okay I'm pretty sure
that I can wean myself off Pat.
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Did you just say Pat?
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No. Negroni.
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-Rehab.
-Intervention time.
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OK, OK, OK.
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I know, maybe I can wean myself
off by becoming the dealer.
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The sex dealer?
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Do you really think you're ready
to be the dealer?
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Maybe? I don't know.
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I don't know if I'm ready
to be the dealer
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or if I just want to have it,
you know, lying around the house.
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The metaphor is too complicated.
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Crystal meth is very complicated.
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What the fuck is Nat doing?
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[upbeat rock music]
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[Claire] I'm so flexible.
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-I could almost do the splits.
-Try it!
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-No.
-Let me help you.
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No, no. I think that this general area
just needs some R 'n' R.
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-Compliment.
-Oh yeah.
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-Ooh.
-Ooh.
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-What are you doing tonight?
-Not sure.
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I'm going for drinks with my mates
if you wanted to come.
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-Tonight?
-Yeah.
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It's just drinks, like.
It's not for an event or anything.
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It's just, drinks.
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Thank you.
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I would love to.
However, I just need to stay in tonight.
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I've just got a couple of things
to take care of.
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Yeah that's...
That's so fine.
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-Is that OK?
-Yeah.
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-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
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Yeah? Cool.
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Alright. I'm going to have a shower.
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OK.
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Ya!
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Bye.
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-You're out of here?
-Yes.
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Ciao.
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-Have a good day.
-You too.
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Go get 'em tiger.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Pat's in then?
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Yeah, he's in the bathroom.
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I'm Claire.
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Olivia.
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Do you know how long he'll be?
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Or are you guys busy?
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No, no I'm leaving.
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Can I help with something?
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I say as if I live here.
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It's all good.
I know where everything is.
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Fuck! I forgot about our session.
Thirty seconds.
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-All good.
-I'll get changed.
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So you're Pat's trainer?
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Sort of.
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He wanted to do some crossfit
so I'm helping him out.
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-I can't find my Fit Bit.
-It's in your car.
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Oh, so you're a personal trainer.
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No I work with Pat.
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I just used to run boot camps
on weekends.
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Cool.
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I've always wanted to do boot camp
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but I just get scared I might vomit
or something.
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I'm sure you'd be fine.
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Alright, let's do this.
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-See you.
-Bye.
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Oh, I hate myself.
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[upbeat pop music]
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