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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,000 ♪ Dreaming of you ♪ 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,560 ♪ Hoping and wishing my dreams come true ♪ 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:11,560 ♪ Dreaming of you ♪ 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,360 ♪ Hoping and wishing my dreams come true ♪ 5 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:16,960 Be Don Draper right? Become him. 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:20,920 Right so I start, like... I start mimicking his pitching rhythms. 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,840 And I'd start, like, looking at my glass 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,400 imagining it was whiskey - neat. 9 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,440 Alright, and then for the final closing statement, 10 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,840 like the argument, the final line, like, make them buy, make them buy, 11 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:35,120 I just casually sit on the desk. Yeah. 12 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,680 I actually sat on the desk. 'Cause... 13 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,200 So stupid. 14 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,040 But yeah, I'm talking a lot aren't I? That's OK. That's fine. 15 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,200 No it's cool. I like it. I do this sometimes. 16 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:45,640 I just go on a bit of a tangent, but I can shut up now. 17 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:46,800 Shut up. Stop. 18 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,320 No. Oh no. It's so fine. 19 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,680 Do you want another one? 20 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,320 Yeah, I do. 21 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:56,480 [Timmie] Oh my god. 22 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:57,760 -Fuck me now. -Right! 23 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,760 Why didn't you go home with him? 24 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:04,160 Because some boys you just got to fuck. Done. Hooked. 25 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,800 Others you chuck in the slow cooker for the full nine hours 26 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,920 until that meat just falls off the bone. 27 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,320 OK. What happened to the other guys you were talking to? 28 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,840 No, no, no, no. We're on ad man now. 29 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:17,920 Ad man. 30 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,320 Ad man? 31 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:23,040 I'll think of his nickname. 32 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,400 -[Claire] So, yeah, no-- -[Pat] No. Can I? 33 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,440 -OK, you go. -No, no. You go first. 34 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,960 No, no, it's your house. It's your house. 35 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,120 I'm going to be polite. Go. 36 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,120 I'm just going to say you get what you pay for. 37 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,560 -They don't taste any different. -Oh. 38 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,040 No! I think that they're good. 39 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,800 -Come on! -They're good. They are. 40 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,160 -Are you joking? -No. 41 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,680 -No. -No, they're good. 42 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,840 -No. -So, OK, you're in a bar... 43 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,040 -You open up the wine list--. -Yep. 44 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,680 Do you go...you're obviously not someone who goes, "Great, right. 45 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,800 Right at the top, house wine. Done, sold." 46 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,280 You're like, "Let me actually look at the types and the regions." 47 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,920 -Umm... -Who are you? 48 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,760 This is... OK, I'm just going to… 49 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:00,880 Here we go. Cleanskins are horrible. 50 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,200 It does not taste any different. 51 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,920 Oh no. Are you kidding or do you actually believe that? 52 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,080 I genuinely think that 53 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,040 because if you can drink goon, you can drink anything. 54 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,640 Are you being serious? 55 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,520 I am being serious. Oh, you're a wine snob. 56 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:16,880 I'm not a wine snob. 57 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,480 No, I just think you should only put things in your mouth 58 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,880 that taste good. 59 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,360 What's a good drink then? 60 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,960 There are so many good drinks. 61 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,280 What's your favourite? 62 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:34,520 Have you had a Negroni? 63 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,040 It's like bourbon or whiskey, yeah? 64 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,520 Bourbon is a type of whiskey. It's neither. 65 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:43,880 I've got no idea. 66 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:49,240 I'm going to make you one. I'm going to make you one right now. 67 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:50,520 Sure. 68 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,400 I'm going to kiss you. 69 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,720 -Is that a question? -No. 70 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,560 I'm going to make you one. I'm going to make you one. 71 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,600 [Harriet] A Negroni. 72 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,320 At his house. 73 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,400 That's next level. 74 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,720 Like a full-on cocktail bar? 75 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,920 No, like liquor in a cupboard. 76 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,400 His name is Negroni. 77 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:39,680 Everyone. Oh my god. Rounds on Nat. 78 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,400 -Yeah! -Rounds on Nat. 79 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,320 -Nat, well done. [cheering] 80 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,520 Honestly, that's amazing. 81 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:49,040 [upbeat rock music] 82 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,280 Do you want to watch a movie or something? 83 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,840 No. 84 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,160 [Timmie] What was his dick like? 85 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,280 I'm not talking about it. 86 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,320 Boring. 87 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,760 Why aren't we talking about it? 88 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,520 Because I want to know about your day. 89 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,640 No I want to know why we're not talking about his dick. 90 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,040 Yeah. 91 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,360 -Negroni? -Yep. 92 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,960 -So jealous. -Fuck you. 93 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,720 Bye. 94 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,160 [Melvin] Hey ladies. 95 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,400 Bye Melvin. 96 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,840 Hmm. 97 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,480 What? Too soon? 98 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,600 She just needs some boomerang penis. 99 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,920 What the fuck is boomerang penis? 100 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Sounds racist. 101 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,120 Boomerang penis keeps coming back unless you break it. 102 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,320 You're fucked, mate. 103 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,640 Not break the penis. 104 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,200 Some girls do weird crazy shit 105 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,160 and they be like, "Ew, don't want that back." 106 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,400 Right so it's sexist not racist. Good. 107 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,080 Yeah. 108 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,360 What do you want to do now? 109 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,800 First thing that comes into your head. Go. 110 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,440 Take a post-sex selfie. 111 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,920 Hashtag #lovetheD. 112 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,880 OK, but I'm only taking three photos. That's it. 113 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,280 -That's my limit. -Why? 114 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:17,680 I just hate those people that take like fifty photos. 115 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,920 It's like, "Oh it's the wrong light. 116 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,440 No, no, no, it's wrong angle. It's the wrong side." 117 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,880 I'm just like, "Accept that's what you look like. 118 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,080 That's it." 119 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,200 But what if none of them are good? 120 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:33,840 Well, unfortunately social media is never going to get to see them. 121 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,800 Oh, that's such a shame. 122 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,640 [Harriet] Have you had the night of talking? 123 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,440 Just the night, nights of sex. 124 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,400 -Really? -Feelings free. 125 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,000 -Really? -Yes. 126 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,000 You're thinking about the Hunter Valley aren't you? 127 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,720 See, I'm in sex haze, so your opinions are irrelevant. 128 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:52,000 Ah, sex haze. 129 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,920 ♪ To think of circumstance ♪ 130 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:12,360 ♪ For a girl needs love For a guy needs love love love love ♪ 131 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:16,360 ♪ And I don't wanna believe it ♪ 132 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,440 ♪ No I ♪ 133 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,920 Tell me something. First thing that comes to your head. 134 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,280 Go. Go. 135 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,800 I always wonder if my life is The Truman Show. 136 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,200 -Really? -Yep. 137 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,680 -Have you never thought that? -No. 138 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,040 Have you seen it? 139 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,400 Yeah. 140 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:43,680 That movie is amazing. It was made what, like, twenty years ago? 141 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,160 Uh-huh. 142 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,960 Twenty years and I'm still wondering if my life is The Truman Show. 143 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:50,960 The Claire Show. 144 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:56,800 I am rambling. 145 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:57,880 No. 146 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,680 You tell me something. 147 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,240 Go. First thing that comes into your head. 148 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,160 I set Google alerts for David Attenborough. 149 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,400 Oh! 150 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:08,800 -Seriously? -Yeah. 151 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,320 Why? 152 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,840 He's fuckin' awesome. And he's informative. 153 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:17,320 Do you like the cameras disguised as rocks and poo and stuff? 154 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:21,160 No, I mean yeah. That's pretty cool but that's not really why. 155 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,960 Not the weird species stuff? 156 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,960 Yeah. Sure. 157 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,600 -The baby lion cub episode? -Sure. 158 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,880 Do you love his voice? 159 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,760 Yes. I think he should be Siri. 160 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,560 -What if-- -No. 161 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,360 No more talking. 162 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:41,800 Hey. 163 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,880 -Hey. -Nick, hey. 164 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,840 Heading to work? 165 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,240 Yeah. You? 166 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,400 Nah I'm just going to my mate's house. 167 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,000 It's nice to see you. We miss you. 168 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,680 Claire got you in the divorce. 169 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,600 I'm sure you fought very hard for us. 170 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:01,720 I really did. 171 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,240 How is she? 172 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,520 You haven't spoken? 173 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,760 No, not yet. 174 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:13,840 She's not like 'yay' good. But she's well. 175 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:18,560 Well if you ever need to chat. 176 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,280 Probably not. 177 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,600 Yeah. 178 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:26,640 Hey maybe in like two years we can all hang out or something? 179 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,560 Surely eighteen months would be enough time. 180 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,920 Yeah alright. It's in the diary. 181 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,000 Well. 182 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,200 -See you. -Bye. 183 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,520 It's nice to see you though. 184 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,080 Yeah you too. 185 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,560 Do you want to have sex? 186 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,520 Yes. 187 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:56,720 Oh. 188 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,640 I do. I do 189 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:03,560 but my body as a whole is just like, "Mm, get fucked." 190 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,320 Keep sleeping. 191 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,880 -No, no, no. -No, no. 192 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,560 I've got this. 193 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,000 I'm just going to wake my body up. 194 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:16,920 Are you warming up? 195 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,720 Unless you want full on starfish. Start prepping. 196 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:25,040 No, no, no. I'm good alright. This is so sexy. 197 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,320 I appreciate your lie. 198 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,440 Come here. 199 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:29,880 -No. I have a gift! -[Pat] Come here! 200 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,040 -Do you want your gift? -Yes, please. 201 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,920 Naked star jumps. 202 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,600 Yeah! 203 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,600 Go, go, go. Claire, Claire. 204 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,720 Claire, Claire. Yeah! 205 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,200 You're welcome. 206 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,720 -What a lovely gift. Thank you. -You are welcome. 207 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,440 Is it still raining? 208 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:50,520 Mmhm. 209 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,240 Stop. 210 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:56,800 Do you want my umbrella? 211 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:58,920 -Yeah. 212 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,160 -Yeah. Take it. Thank you. 213 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,960 And he just gives me his umbrella. 214 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,880 Like I can't. I can't deal. 215 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,280 OK. 216 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,480 OK. 217 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,440 He gave you his umbrella? 218 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,560 Yeah. 219 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:24,880 Beige. 220 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,320 Umbrella, keys, parents, babies. 221 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,760 Weird baby shower, bridesmaid dresses? 222 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,000 Home insurance. Claire has no friends. 223 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,560 It's just an umbrella. 224 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:37,440 Exactly. That's exactly my fucking point, Claire. 225 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:40,080 You used to come here to this very table 226 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,440 and you'd tell me these fucked up stories 227 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,920 that made me so proud of you. 228 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,680 And now you come here, to my face, 229 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,640 and tell me some fucked up shit about an umbrella. 230 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,400 Unless that umbrella is being used in foreplay, 231 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,000 I don't want to hear about it. 232 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,440 It's being used to keep me dry. 233 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:59,200 It's keeping us all dry. Not done. 234 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,640 -Got a bit of a bite, don't you? -No. 235 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,000 -How many have you had? -Beige. 236 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,760 Can we elaborate on what you mean by beige? 237 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,920 He's just, like meh. 238 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,560 You know he's like doing all the right things, like, all the time. 239 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,800 Oh, this is a bad thing? 240 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,200 It's just like… 241 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,480 Ugh, beige. 242 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,480 Is it kind of like how Eco Man was beige? 243 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,160 -No-- -Exactly. 244 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,800 -Right. Gotcha. -No, no, no. 245 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,160 Negroni isn't Eco Man. 246 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,920 We haven't met him, we don't know if he's beige. 247 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,440 He's really nice. 248 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,440 If you want a boyfriend, but you don't. 249 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:33,800 You're such a jerk. 250 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,000 Why are you so drunk? 251 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,240 Fuck. 252 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,280 The whole I'll get the Uber, I'll choose the wine, 253 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,480 I'll make you a cocktail in my house-- 254 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,120 He's really nice. 255 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,920 He sounds like every other guy we've dated 256 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,040 for the grand total of two months. 257 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,400 And then what happens? 258 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:52,640 Chapter one, fun, flirty, naked. 259 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,880 Chapter two, we should have the talk. 260 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,000 Chapter… 261 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,280 Chapter Three, babe. 262 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:00,360 Three, we still haven't had the talk yet. 263 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:05,120 Chapter Four, we sit here at this table 264 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:09,640 for the next six months wondering why the fuck he hasn't called. 265 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,200 End of book. 266 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,080 OK. Can we back up for a bit and get some perspective? 267 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,080 Is it sex haze or have you actually started to like him? 268 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:20,520 Um, it's... 269 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,480 Magical? 270 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,320 Ok, you need to stop. 271 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,480 Grab your little goblet of wine and shut the fuck up for two minutes. 272 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,640 OK. Thank you. Claire, your thoughts and feelings please? 273 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,920 Um... I do have tingles. 274 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,360 Vaginal tingles? 275 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,640 Yeah. 276 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,360 Well, that's totally fine. 277 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,240 Yeah, but like warm feeling tingles too. 278 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,400 -[groans] -OK, that's dangerous. 279 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,600 Mm, could still be sex haze? 280 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,840 I mean it's literally like a drug. Like crystal meth. 281 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,120 You know in the beginning, you think it's amazing. 282 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,680 But then when you wake up six months later 283 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,120 and your house is gone and you've lost all your teeth 284 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,160 you realise that it was actually pretty shit. 285 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,440 Okay I'm pretty sure that I can wean myself off Pat. 286 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,880 Did you just say Pat? 287 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,760 No. Negroni. 288 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,800 -Rehab. -Intervention time. 289 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:09,960 OK, OK, OK. 290 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:13,480 I know, maybe I can wean myself off by becoming the dealer. 291 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,360 The sex dealer? 292 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,480 Do you really think you're ready to be the dealer? 293 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:20,160 Maybe? I don't know. 294 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,040 I don't know if I'm ready to be the dealer 295 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,280 or if I just want to have it, you know, lying around the house. 296 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,560 The metaphor is too complicated. 297 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,720 Crystal meth is very complicated. 298 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,760 What the fuck is Nat doing? 299 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:33,880 [upbeat rock music] 300 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,440 [Claire] I'm so flexible. 301 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,800 -I could almost do the splits. -Try it! 302 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,560 -No. -Let me help you. 303 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:50,920 No, no. I think that this general area just needs some R 'n' R. 304 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,680 -Compliment. -Oh yeah. 305 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,400 -Ooh. -Ooh. 306 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,120 -What are you doing tonight? -Not sure. 307 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,280 I'm going for drinks with my mates if you wanted to come. 308 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,880 -Tonight? -Yeah. 309 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:09,040 It's just drinks, like. It's not for an event or anything. 310 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,440 It's just, drinks. 311 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,560 Thank you. 312 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:16,440 I would love to. However, I just need to stay in tonight. 313 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,080 I've just got a couple of things to take care of. 314 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,480 Yeah that's... That's so fine. 315 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,640 -Is that OK? -Yeah. 316 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,960 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 317 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,200 Yeah? Cool. 318 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,840 Alright. I'm going to have a shower. 319 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,480 OK. 320 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,400 Ya! 321 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,120 Bye. 322 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,880 -You're out of here? -Yes. 323 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:44,960 Ciao. 324 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,680 -Have a good day. -You too. 325 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,400 Go get 'em tiger. 326 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,720 -Hi. -Hi. 327 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,400 Pat's in then? 328 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,800 Yeah, he's in the bathroom. 329 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,040 I'm Claire. 330 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,680 Olivia. 331 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,120 Do you know how long he'll be? 332 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,560 Or are you guys busy? 333 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,800 No, no I'm leaving. 334 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,400 Can I help with something? 335 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,840 I say as if I live here. 336 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,720 It's all good. I know where everything is. 337 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,960 Fuck! I forgot about our session. Thirty seconds. 338 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,720 -All good. -I'll get changed. 339 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,080 So you're Pat's trainer? 340 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,680 Sort of. 341 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,080 He wanted to do some crossfit so I'm helping him out. 342 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,400 -I can't find my Fit Bit. -It's in your car. 343 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,280 Oh, so you're a personal trainer. 344 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,360 No I work with Pat. 345 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,040 I just used to run boot camps on weekends. 346 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,080 Cool. 347 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,360 I've always wanted to do boot camp 348 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,000 but I just get scared I might vomit or something. 349 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,480 I'm sure you'd be fine. 350 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,920 Alright, let's do this. 351 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,880 -See you. -Bye. 352 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,560 Oh, I hate myself. 353 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:11,720 [upbeat pop music] 24561

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