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CARTER : (IN VOICEOVER)
Edward Perriman Cole died in May.
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It was a Sunday afternoon,
and there wasn't a cloud in the sky.
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It's difficult to understand
the sum of a person's life.
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Some people will tell you it's measured
by the ones left behind.
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Some believe it can be measured
in faith.
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Some say by love.
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Other folks say life has
no meaning at all.
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Me?
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I believe that you measure yourself...
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...by the people who
measured themselves by you.
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What I can tell you for sure
is that, by any measure...
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...Edward Cole lived more in his last
days on Earth...
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...than most people manage
to wring out of a lifetime.
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I know that when he died,
his eyes were closed...
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...and his heart was open.
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MAN 1: "Name the five presidents whose
last names begin with the letter H."
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H?
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Warren G. Harding,
Rutherford B. Hayes, Herbert Hoover...
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...and the two Harrisons,
Benjamin and William Henry.
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Ah.
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Thought I'd get you
with the double Harrisons.
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CARTER : Ha-ha-ha.
-You're sick, you know?
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You think that's sick,
can you name their wives?
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-No.
-Neither can l.
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MAN 2 : Yo, Cartey-car!
CARTER : Yo!
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-When they need the Camaro, man?
-Yesterday.
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MAN 2 :
Huh?
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-All right, I got one for you.
CARTER : All right.
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Who invented the radio?
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Ah.
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That's a hard one.
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-What do you know, I finally got you.
CARTER : No.
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I don't know if you want who
they think invented the radio...
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...or the person who
actually invented the radio.
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Well, in here it says--
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Marconi, right?
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Yeah, it ain't him?
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He's the one they generally think
invented the radio.
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In fact, he got a Nobel Prize for it
in 1909.
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Truth is a guy named Nikola Tesla...
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...patented the basic idea
for the radio in 1896.
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Same idea Marconi used for his patent
several years later.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Tesla fought Marconi till
the day he died in 1943.
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Same year the Supreme Court ruled...
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...that Marconi's patent was invalid...
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...recognizing Tesla as
the inventor of the radio.
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Carter.
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You really are sick.
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Oh, hi, Ginnie.
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Well, good. About time.
What did they say?
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All right, what does that mean?
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Kopi Luwak.
The rarest beverage in the world.
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Take a whiff.
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Go ahead.
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(CHAIRMAN CLEARS THROAT)
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Uh, Mr. Cole, the board is ready
to hear your proposal.
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Hold on just a second.
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Go ahead. Go on.
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Well?
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Really good.
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Mr. Cole. Sir?
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Do you know what a Philistine is, Jim?
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Sir, it's Richard.
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That's right, Phil.
Give them the spiel.
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RICHARD : Thank you, Mr. Chairman,
fellow supervisors.
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We at the Cole Group feel
the decline of the Winwood Hospital...
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...is a direct result of significant
fiscal mismanagement.
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-I beg your pardon, this hospital--
-Overhead costs are nearly double.
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Your lease and land costs were
similarly overbid.
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Donations have atrophied to the point
you've fallen far behind the curve...
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...in Research, Pediatrics,
Oncology and MRI.
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The Cole Group has privatized 15
public hospitals in seven years...
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...each of which now provides,
or will soon provide...
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...the highest standard of medical care
to their communities.
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-Despite being grossly understaffed?
-The better the doctor, the need--
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What about beds?
There are rumors...
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...you increased the number of patients
to the point of overpopulation.
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Patient density has always been--
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And your emergency rooms,
I mean, they are known--
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I run hospitals, not health spas.
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Two beds to a room, no exceptions.
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Look, I passed up a lunch
with Michelle Pfeiffer to be here...
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...so can we desist
from all of this inane posturing?
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Boys and girls, you need me.
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I do not need you.
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Now, there's a sizeable check
in this envelope...
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...let me know if you decide
to cash it.
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(COUGHING)
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Mr. Cole, are you all right?
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(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA)
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, you know,
fighting for my life. You?
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Uh, no, I was just surprised--
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EDWARD :
--and I don't care about the insurance!
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And tell Dr. Shit-for-Brains...
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...I wanna know everything about this
bleomycin drip he wants to get me on.
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I hear it eats your lungs.
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When I address Congress
next month...
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...I don't want to do it breathing
through a hole in my throat.
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-That's not exactly what happens.
-Who the hell is this guy?
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-Where's Thomas? Tom!
-In plain view, sir.
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-Hi, Tom.
-We're gonna move you into the bed.
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I can do it myself. I ain't dead yet.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GRUNTS)
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How about now?
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Have I fired you lately?
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Not since the Oprah incident.
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-That was a good one. Ha-ha-ha.
-Yeah, it's good stuff.
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Who the hell is that?
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Who the hell are you?
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He said, "Who the hell--?"
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Oh, God. What am I, in the morgue?
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CARTER : That was the first time
I laid eyes on Edward Cole.
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An inauspicious beginning, to be sure.
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EDWARD :
Oh, spare me. Sweet Jesus.
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I hate these-- I hate tubes!
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(EDWARD MUTTERS)
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I'll be damned if I'm gonna spend the
next three weeks laying next to this guy.
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Zombie boy. Looks half-dead already.
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You can't have your own room.
It would create an enormous PR problem.
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I don't give a shit about PR.
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I want my own room.
It's my hospital, for chrissake.
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Don't tell me l can't have
my own room.
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No offense, pal.
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You have publicly defended this policy
countless times.
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You run hospitals, not health spas.
Two beds to a room, no exceptions.
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I've never been sick before.
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Okay, Dr. Eldridge will be in
in a minute to dot you up, okay?
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Dot me up.
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Jesus.
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Thomas...
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(WHISPERS)
...don't let me wake up paralyzed.
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I'll do what I can.
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This really your hospital?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Might wanna do something
about the pea soup.
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CARTER :
By the morning of the surgery...
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...the cancer had spread so far
throughout Edward's body...
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...that the doctors gave him only
a 5 percent chance to survive...
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...but then, they didn't account
for how pissed off they'd made him.
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VIRGINIA :
Mm....
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No visitors come in to see him?
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He's been sleeping a lot
since they brought him back.
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VIRGINIA :
Mm.
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That's another reason
I don't miss nursing.
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It's always so sad seeing
a patient like that, all alone...
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...after that kind of surgery.
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At least he's quiet.
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MAN (ON TV): Day after day,
out of sight, and almost out of....
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(VIRGINIA CLEARS THROAT)
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Rachel called this morning.
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Really? How's she doing?
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She's auditioning for first violin
in next semester's symphony.
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(VIRGINIA LAUGHS)
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That's wonderful.
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Need any more books?
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No, I'm.... I'm fine.
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Got your meds for the night?
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Mm-hm. I already took them.
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How about pillows?
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I'm fine, Virginia, really. Thank you.
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You know, I could stay a while
if you want me to.
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No use both of us being useless
in the morning, right?
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Okay.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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She gone?
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What?
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As something of a
public health expert...
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...I believe more people die
from visitors...
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...than diseases.
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MAN (ON TV):
"It's the Berries," for 600.
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PRESENTER :(ON TV) This Swedish berry
is also known as the cowberry.
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-What is a lingonberry?
MAN : Uh, what is a lingonberry?
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PRESENTER : Correct!
MAN : "It's the Berries," for 800.
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PRESENTER : In a Top 40 hit of 1956,
this "Berry" told Beethoven to roll over.
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Who is Chuck Berry?
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MAN : Who is Chuck Berry?
PRESENTER : Yes.
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EDWARD :
Hey.
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Duke?
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You mind?
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Oh. Sorry. No.
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-What is the Mariana Trench?
WOMAN : What is the Mariana Trench?
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Good morning, Edward.
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-Morning.
-How you feeling?
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Dumb question.
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How's that catheter?
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Don't know how I ever did without it.
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Ah, humor is a good sign.
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Kiss my ass.
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As is surliness.
It's one of your favorite flavors, right?
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-Yeah.
-Let's see what we got here.
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It looks good.
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All right, so the operation
went well, okay?
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All the post-op brain scans are clean.
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Now we go after the sarcoma
in the rest of your body.
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Now, unfortunately,
your blood markers are extremely high...
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...so I would like to begin chemo
this morning.
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Love the smell of chemo
in the morning.
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Apocalypse Now, right?
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Makes me feel like victory!
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(HOLLINS LAUGHS)
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-I'll check in with you later.
-All right.
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Say, doc? Doc?
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You think you could just
take a look at--?
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-Sorry, I'm late. Who's your doctor?
-He's Dr. Gibian.
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I'll let the nurse know.
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Appreciate it.
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(EDWARD SIGHS)
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Bitch, ain't it?
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-What are quarks?
WOMAN : (ON TV) What are quarks?
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-How long you been here?
-Oh.
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In and out over the past few months.
Got me on an experimental treatment.
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-What is the quadratic equation?
WOMAN : What is the quadratic equation?
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How rough is it?
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Chemo?
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Not too bad.
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If you don't mind
around-the-clock vomiting...
220
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...watching your veins turn black...
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...and feeling like your bones are
made of napalm...
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...it's a day at the beach.
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That's a relief.
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Of course, I hear people
react to it differently.
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You'll know by tonight.
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Tonight?
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Listen, um...
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...you don't mind my asking...
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...what is that contraption
you got over there?
230
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:23,588
It's a siphon. Makes coffee.
231
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,299
What else does it do?
232
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,677
What else does it have to do?
233
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,304
(CARTER CHUCKLES)
234
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:41,272
Did you know that coffee was originally
discovered by a shepherd in Ethiopia?
235
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,900
-You don't say.
-It's true.
236
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,779
Seems his goats were eating berries
from an unfamiliar bush.
237
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,615
Before long, they were running
and jumping all over...
238
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,158
...having a gay old time.
239
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:56,329
So the shepherd took some of
the branches to the local monastery...
240
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,082
...where the abbots decided
to roast them.
241
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,376
When the berries burned...
242
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,671
...the beans inside gave off
such a pleasant aroma...
243
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,714
...they brewed them into a stew.
244
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,510
Stew, huh?
245
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:15,765
And over the next few hundred years,
it spread to Arabia, Europe...
246
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,143
...even Sumatra,
like that hooch you got over there.
247
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,689
It's called Kopi Luwak.
248
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,066
I know what it's called.
249
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,276
You do?
250
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,613
Never catch me drinking that shit.
251
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,949
Have you ever tried it?
252
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:37,870
No. I'm more of a instant-coffee man.
253
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,164
Here, here we are.
254
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,460
-Thanks.
-No problem.
255
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:49,048
There you are.
256
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,469
You always had those freckles?
257
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,723
Far as l know.
258
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,225
Nice...
259
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,019
...freckles.
260
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,438
Hmm.
261
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,107
(CARTER CHUCKLES)
262
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,695
THOMAS : Okay, we got prosciutto
and melons, some burrata mozzarella...
263
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,864
...and a veal paillard.
264
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,034
The folks at Toscana send their best.
265
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,995
You sure you wanna eat all that?
266
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,914
That's the plan.
267
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,207
(CLEARS THROAT)
268
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,918
What?
269
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,172
Oh, Uh....
270
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,883
You want Thomas
to make you a plate?
271
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,178
Tommy, uh, fix a plate for, uh....
272
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:36,929
Carter.
273
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,432
First name or last?
274
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:40,767
First.
275
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,145
Really? Interesting.
276
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:48,983
So you want, uh--?
Might cheer you up.
277
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,943
No, thanks, I'll pass.
278
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,279
You sure?
279
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,992
Mm, yum, yum.
280
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,952
Mm-mm.
281
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,663
Best in L.A.
282
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,333
(VOMITING)
283
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,756
It ain't the best in L.A. no more.
284
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,931
(MOANING)
285
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,694
(RETCHING)
286
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,497
Oh, man.
287
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,749
(CARTER AND ROGER
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
288
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,629
Maya made the honor roll again.
289
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,632
Bet your ass she did.
290
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,975
My God.
291
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:10,106
Somewhere, some lucky guy's
having a heart attack.
292
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,662
Fellas.
293
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,831
Mr. Cole.
294
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:32,170
EDWARD : Don't pay any attention
to me. I'm just, uh, talking to myself.
295
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:34,964
It's from Kai.
296
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:39,552
Says he wants to be a mechanic
like his granddad when he grows up.
297
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,429
I hope you talked him out of that.
298
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,181
Well, I tried.
299
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,725
What do we got here?
300
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,311
ROGER :
It's a Shelby 350.
301
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:49,854
(CARTER CHUCKLES)
302
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,649
-I always wanted one of those.
-Yeah.
303
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,902
-Kai remembered.
-Hmm.
304
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,822
Um....
305
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,076
Mom seems to think
you're not getting enough rest.
306
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,454
Mm-hm.
307
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,125
She loves you, Pop.
308
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,336
Mm-hm.
309
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,092
Okay.
310
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:25,223
You'll, uh, call us when you get
your test results, huh?
311
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,682
Mm-hm.
312
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,851
If that day ever comes.
313
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,020
Okay.
314
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,567
-Take care.
-Okay.
315
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,244
He your oldest?
316
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,745
Yeah.
317
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,664
What's he do?
318
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,668
-Roger's a tax attorney.
-Oh.
319
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,586
Here.
320
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,965
His brother, Lee, is an engineer.
321
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,890
EDWARD :
Who's the pretty little lady?
322
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,227
That's Rachel. Youngest of the three.
323
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,937
Big age difference.
324
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,731
Yeah, well, she was a surprise.
325
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:19,402
We'd hardly gotten the boys out
of the house when she came along.
326
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,905
She's an outstanding violinist.
327
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,493
You got kids?
328
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,414
Depends.
329
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:36,210
-Never stayed married long enough.
-Oh, well...
330
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:41,632
...don't worry, I've been married
long enough for the both of us.
331
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,676
How's that going?
332
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,513
It's going.
333
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,224
That good, huh?
334
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:54,145
Well, that's why they invented
light switches.
335
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,980
(LAUGHING)
336
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:02,236
Don't get me wrong, I loved
being married, been there four times.
337
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:05,656
Problem is I love being single too.
338
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,702
Hard to do them both
at the same time.
339
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,998
Well, nobody's perfect.
340
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:17,668
Only successful marriage I had
was me and my work.
341
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:22,131
I started making money
when I was 16...
342
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,884
...and that was that.
343
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,802
Never stopped.
344
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,929
I'll be damned.
345
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:33,476
I wanted to be a history professor.
346
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,186
Nobody's perfect.
347
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,313
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
348
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:40,316
I made it through two months
of City College...
349
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:43,152
...before Virginia gave me the news.
350
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,696
And then, you know...
351
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:51,952
...young, black, broke,
baby on the way....
352
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,707
Take the first decent job
that comes along.
353
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,879
I always meant to go back...
354
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:05,883
...but 45 years goes by pretty fast.
355
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,096
Like smoke through a keyhole.
356
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,654
EDWARD :
Shit!
357
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,994
(CARTER MOANING)
358
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:50,511
Don't give me the morphine
while I'm sleeping. lt's a waste.
359
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:55,015
Maybe she's trying to kill us both.
You ever think of that?
360
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,642
Gin.
361
00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:00,187
What are you, the devil?
362
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,274
What if I lost my mind already?
363
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:05,901
Jesus, no.
364
00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:10,239
No. No, no Jesus,
this is not praying.
365
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:13,701
I'm talking to myself
out loud, that's....
366
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,579
EDWARD :
You ever think about suicide?
367
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:18,664
CARTER : Suicide? Me?
EDWARD : Yeah.
368
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,499
Lord, no.
369
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,711
Thought so. Stage one.
370
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,754
What?
371
00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:28,799
The five stages, but....
372
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,050
Denial.
373
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:34,096
Then anger, bargaining,
depression, acceptance.
374
00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:38,392
So of course you're not
thinking of suicide.
375
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:41,812
You're in stage one. Denial.
376
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:44,523
What stage are you in?
377
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,151
Denial.
378
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,903
And thinking about suicide.
379
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:51,155
Yeah, okay. It's just a frame of....
380
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,991
Well, it looks like you won't be
needing this anymore.
381
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,619
-That's it?
-Yep, fourth and final.
382
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,162
What's next?
383
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,123
They have to run all the tests first,
see where we stand.
384
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,667
-Well, how long?
-Takes a while.
385
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:06,212
I'll get Dr. Gibian to schedule them
when I see him.
386
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:07,421
Thanks.
387
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,632
I'm on for another hour,
anything you need?
388
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,635
Clean bill of health if you got one.
389
00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:14,303
Hang in there, Carter.
390
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,639
That's what l do.
391
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:23,729
ANNOUNCER : (ON TV)
And line to center, base hit...
392
00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:26,774
...Kent will have to play it
on three bounces...
393
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,693
...and Alou will score.
The throw goes to the back....
394
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:34,156
Hit the cutoff man,
for crying out loud.
395
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,033
You see...
396
00:25:36,409 --> 00:25:39,662
...that's the problem
with the game today:
397
00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:42,248
No fundamentals.
398
00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:44,542
Did you ever read
The Time of Hour Life?
399
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:47,336
-William Saroyan.
-Yeah.
400
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:51,590
"No foundation.
All the way down the line."
401
00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:54,134
When we were growing up--
What are you doing?
402
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:56,720
Nothing, scribbling.
403
00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,932
Scribbling? What?
404
00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:02,685
Nothing. Just scribbling.
405
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:09,275
Oh, sure,
that's what you wanna do...
406
00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:13,529
...bounce a slider with a man on third.
407
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:16,782
These kids today, they--
408
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:23,664
Earphones.
I'm talking to myself, again.
409
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,754
-Edward?
-Doc.
410
00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:32,339
How's it going there?
411
00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:34,675
Dumb question.
412
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:39,555
I got the test back.
413
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,349
I'll just lay it out, huh?
414
00:26:44,644 --> 00:26:45,894
Six months.
415
00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:49,106
A year if we're lucky.
416
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:53,319
There is an experimental program
that we've been conducting...
417
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,487
...and I don't wanna
get your hopes up...
418
00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:58,198
...but I think you would be
an excellent candidate--
419
00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,617
Hey, doc.
420
00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:02,369
Yes?
421
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,623
You're blocking my view.
422
00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:09,460
Oh.
423
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,045
Sorry.
424
00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:15,215
Anyway, if there's any questions...
425
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,801
...day or night,
you know where to find me.
426
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,346
One question.
427
00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,306
Sure, of course.
428
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:27,436
Carter, you wanna
ask Dr. Hollins something?
429
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,481
I mean, I'm not familiar
with Mr. Chambers'--
430
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:32,983
Well, get familiar.
431
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,155
Uh....
432
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:41,367
I just wanted to know how I stand,
that's all.
433
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:45,579
Sure. How about I'll go take a look
at your chart, okay?
434
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,873
Thank you.
435
00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:14,692
Edward?
436
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,036
CARTER :
There was a survey once.
437
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:29,790
A thousand people were asked,
if they could know in advance...
438
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:33,127
...would they want to know
the exact day of their death.
439
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:36,380
Ninety-six percent of them said no.
440
00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:41,135
I always kind of leaned toward
the other 4 percent.
441
00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:44,847
I thought it would be liberating...
442
00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:48,142
...knowing how much time
you had left to work with.
443
00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:49,643
HOLLINS :
A year at best.
444
00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:52,187
CARTER :
It turns out, it's not.
445
00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:54,565
HOLLINS :
We're pretty much out of options.
446
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,426
You want to play cards?
447
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,388
Thought you'd never ask.
448
00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:38,525
THOMAS :
Rise and shine.
449
00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:43,280
Or that.
450
00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:55,459
Let me see that.
451
00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,048
And, uh, Thomas...
452
00:30:01,257 --> 00:30:03,133
...call Marie at Christie's.
453
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:07,012
Tell her I won't be bidding
this season.
454
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,556
I understand.
455
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:14,394
Uh, sir,
I don't mean to sound indelicate...
456
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:18,357
...but how do you want me
to handle your...?
457
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,734
Death?
458
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,613
Treat it as if it were your own.
459
00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:28,784
So leave all the money
to my assistant?
460
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:35,165
Go get me one of those
almond croissants that I like.
461
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:38,961
And don't buy any green bananas.
462
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,857
-What are you doing?
-What is this?
463
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:03,235
-Come on, give it back.
-What is it?
464
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:04,820
Give it back.
465
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:09,449
It was on the floor.
I didn't know it was a state secret.
466
00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:17,332
Well, my freshman
philosophy professor...
467
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:21,003
...assigned this exercise
in forward thinking.
468
00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:22,796
He called it a "Bucket List."
469
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:26,884
We were supposed to make a list
of things we wanted to do in our lives...
470
00:31:27,093 --> 00:31:29,094
-...before we--
-Kicked the bucket.
471
00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:30,929
Cutesy.
472
00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:33,765
Anyway, I wrote things like
"make a million dollars"...
473
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:38,228
..."first black president,"
you know, young man's wishes.
474
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:41,315
I was gonna redo the list, but then....
475
00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:44,860
"Help a complete stranger
for the good."
476
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,488
"Laugh until I cry."
477
00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:53,118
Not to be judgmental,
but this is extremely weak.
478
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,788
Well, it's pointless now.
479
00:31:57,373 --> 00:32:01,543
I would argue the exact opposite.
480
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,671
All right. That's it.
481
00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:05,881
What are you doing?
482
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:08,508
A little rewrite, that's all.
483
00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:12,679
I mean, don't you want to go out
with some balls? Guns blazing?
484
00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,556
Have a little fun?
485
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:18,393
It was not supposed to be about
guns blazing or anything like that.
486
00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:19,978
You're missing the point.
487
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,732
What the hell is
"witness something majestic"?
488
00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:26,860
Have you ever been to the Himalayas?
489
00:32:28,237 --> 00:32:29,404
Eh.
490
00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:32,532
"Drive a Mustang Shelby." Not bad.
491
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:37,829
I got one. All right.
How about skydiving?
492
00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:41,291
Now we're onto something.
493
00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:42,668
We're onto something?
494
00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:46,213
-Uh-huh.
-Let me see that. Come on.
495
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,174
Fine.
496
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,720
(LAUGHING)
497
00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,597
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
498
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:58,183
"Kiss the most beautiful girl
in the world"?
499
00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,893
How do you propose doing that?
500
00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:01,645
Volume.
501
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:10,237
"Get a tattoo."
Is that the sum of your ambition?
502
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,573
Edward, I've taken baths
deeper than you.
503
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:18,203
It's easy to be deep
in freshman philosophy.
504
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:20,288
What's Dr. Hollins say?
505
00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,749
We got months, right?
506
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:24,209
A year, maybe.
507
00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:27,337
You think 45 years went by fast?
508
00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:31,258
We could do this.
509
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,593
We should do this.
510
00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:34,845
No, I couldn't.
511
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:38,807
Don't think about money.
That's all l got is money.
512
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,225
But I don't know. I--
513
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:41,685
What don't you know?
514
00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:44,396
It was meant to be metaphorical.
515
00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:47,607
-I'm just trying to get a handle on--
-Blah, blah, blah.
516
00:33:47,775 --> 00:33:48,942
Metaphors.
517
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:53,030
You're the one crying you never
took a shot. Here's your chance.
518
00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:55,991
My chance to what?
Make a fool of myself?
519
00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,410
Never too late.
520
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,833
What do you think happens now?
521
00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:07,627
I go back and sit around
listening to people...
522
00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:11,923
...talking about mezzanine financing
and subordinated debt...
523
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:14,968
...pretending that l care
about dead money.
524
00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:19,056
You go home to some
ceremonial procession into death...
525
00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:22,184
...with everyone standing around
watching you die...
526
00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:23,977
...while you try to comfort them.
527
00:34:24,645 --> 00:34:29,232
Is that what you want,
to be smothered by pity and grief?
528
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,193
Well, not me.
529
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:37,074
And in your heart, Carter,
I believe not you either.
530
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:44,081
We're both in the same boat.
How's that for a metaphor?
531
00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:49,002
We got a real opportunity here.
532
00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:50,962
Opportunity?
533
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:54,257
That is real twisted,
even by your standards.
534
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:58,887
We still feel good, right?
Energy's coming back a little bit.
535
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,598
Asymptomatic, the doc says.
536
00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:04,935
The way I see it,
we can lay around here...
537
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:08,980
...hoping for a miracle in
some bullshit science experiment...
538
00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:13,902
...or we can put some moves on.
539
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:25,288
Skydiving, huh?
540
00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:27,624
All right.
541
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,835
(EDWARD LAUGHING
THEN DOOR OPENS)
542
00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:33,839
What kind of hospital is this?
There isn't an M.D. within a mile.
543
00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:38,009
Virginia, we have to talk.
544
00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:39,803
What did they say?
545
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:45,559
Uh, Mrs. Chambers, I'm gonna
give you two a little quiet time.
546
00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:47,227
Excuse me.
547
00:35:58,614 --> 00:35:59,906
It's not good.
548
00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:08,331
I knew we should have gone to UCLA.
549
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,667
The surgeons are better.
Post-op is better.
550
00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:13,044
-Wouldn't have mattered.
-You don't know that.
551
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:16,006
We're not giving up.
I want another opinion.
552
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,591
Ah, Virginia.
553
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,093
Yes, Oncology, please.
Dr. Veteri's office.
554
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,220
Virginia, no.
555
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,222
Let me handle this.
556
00:36:26,809 --> 00:36:29,603
Dr. Veteri? Virginia Chambers.
557
00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:31,605
Yes, that's right--
558
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,829
I'm going away for a while.
559
00:36:48,831 --> 00:36:50,540
What are you talking about?
560
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,501
I'm talking about Edward and I
are going away.
561
00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:55,754
Edward and you?
562
00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:58,548
Going away where?
563
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:02,302
I don't expect you to understand.
564
00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:05,931
You're damn right I don't understand.
565
00:37:06,098 --> 00:37:09,226
I don't understand how you can
just give up like this.
566
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:11,978
How you can just quit--
Quit fighting.
567
00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:14,648
-Virginia.
-Why don't you tell our children that?
568
00:37:14,857 --> 00:37:18,276
See what they say when they find out
you've given up on them.
569
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:23,073
Given up on them?
570
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:26,785
I've got 45 years greased up
under the hood of a car...
571
00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:30,622
...so that they didn't want for anything,
and they didn't.
572
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,083
I think I've earned some time
for myself.
573
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:37,045
To do what?
Run off with a total stranger?
574
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,588
He's not a stranger.
575
00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,173
I'm your wife.
576
00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:42,676
And l'm your husband.
And l'm their father.
577
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:45,470
And l'm a grandfather.
And l'm a damn mechanic!
578
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,846
And you're a fool.
579
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:51,476
You're a fool who thinks he's figured out
a way how not to have cancer.
580
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,109
I'm sorry.
581
00:38:09,745 --> 00:38:12,289
My husband is not for sale.
582
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:28,054
She hates me.
583
00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,936
Do you hate me?
584
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,732
Not yet.
585
00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:44,946
CARTER :
And so it began.
586
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,798
I've always been afraid to go up
in an airplane...
587
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:07,594
...now l'm gonna jump out of one
at the whim of a maniac!
588
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:10,972
Wanna get it?
589
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,017
How do you suggest we do that?
590
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:15,477
Wait.
591
00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:16,811
Ow!
592
00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:23,526
Aah!
593
00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:25,153
Damn it.
594
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,494
Not a word.
595
00:39:34,288 --> 00:39:36,373
Back to the seat, Kyle.
596
00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:41,336
You'll have to forgive him, Kyle.
He's worried about the little woman.
597
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:44,047
This has nothing to do with my wife.
598
00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:45,632
Thirty seconds to drop.
599
00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:48,093
The Sequel was like that.
600
00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:50,804
She never backed me up on anything.
601
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:52,138
The Sequel?
602
00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,724
The second Mrs. Edward Cole.
603
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:58,186
God, that woman hated me.
604
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,563
Maybe because you called her
The Sequel.
605
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:05,360
Jeez, Kyle,
I never looked at it that way.
606
00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:07,404
-Fifteen seconds.
CARTER : No, no.
607
00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:10,198
-Wait! Wait, I can't do this.
-Sure you can.
608
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,826
CARTER :
No. I can't. Really.
609
00:40:13,035 --> 00:40:14,911
It's not the jump you're afraid of.
610
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,538
The hell it's not!
611
00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:19,082
You're just afraid
your chute won't open...
612
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:23,711
...and you'll show up at
your own funeral as a Denver omelet.
613
00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:27,173
No, I'm pretty much just worried
the chute won't open.
614
00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:28,508
No, no!
615
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,719
(CARTER SCREAMING)
616
00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:35,014
Man's got some lungs, huh?
617
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:37,809
Let's hit the silk!
618
00:40:38,352 --> 00:40:41,729
Geronimo!
619
00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:46,443
Oh, yeah, beautiful!
620
00:40:47,736 --> 00:40:48,778
(EDWARD LAUGHING)
621
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:51,114
CARTER :
Aah! Aah!
622
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,700
Pull the thing! Pull the cord!
623
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:57,245
How about this, huh? This is living.
624
00:40:57,455 --> 00:41:00,290
I hate your rotten guts.
625
00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:03,084
Surrender to the void!
626
00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:05,670
Which one of these damn cords
do you pull?
627
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,174
KYLE : Don't touch it. We're not in the
drop zone yet. We could wind up in the--
628
00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:10,383
(KYLE AND CARTER YELL)
629
00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:13,678
INSTRUCTOR :
Okay. Let's deploy.
630
00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:17,974
(SINGING)
I got a feeling I'm falling
631
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,435
INSTRUCTOR :
We're in the red zone. Pull the cord.
632
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:24,272
(SINGING)
I got a feeling I'm falling in love
633
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,733
Pull the damn cord!
634
00:41:28,068 --> 00:41:30,069
I was in love once.
635
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:38,912
EDWARD :
Tommy, we live to die another day.
636
00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:40,747
How lucky for me.
637
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:45,210
No jokes, Thomas, remember the will.
You're so close.
638
00:41:45,377 --> 00:41:46,544
(EDWARD LAUGHS)
639
00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:48,922
Let me ask you something.
640
00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:51,508
Uh, is it Tommy or Thomas?
641
00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:55,553
Um, it's actually Matthew,
but he finds that too biblical.
642
00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:58,932
EDWARD :
Let's eat something. Come on!
643
00:41:59,099 --> 00:42:00,767
Is he insane?
644
00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:02,602
Depends.
645
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:05,271
(EDWARD GASPS)
646
00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:07,690
So you decided?
647
00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:11,861
No, I couldn't think of anything
I wanted to be stuck with permanently.
648
00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:15,490
What's permanently?
We're gonna be dead in five minutes.
649
00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:18,576
-What?
-Figure of speech.
650
00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:23,373
So no Confederate flag,
no black Jesus.
651
00:42:23,582 --> 00:42:25,166
No, I'm gonna....
652
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,252
Pass. Yeah, sure.
653
00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:29,629
Well, I never agreed
to desecrate my body.
654
00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:32,423
You worried they won't bury you
in a Jewish cemetery?
655
00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:34,634
What, the wife?
656
00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:36,344
It's a tattoo.
657
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:39,138
It's not like you're dumping her
for another woman.
658
00:42:39,848 --> 00:42:41,724
I never been with another woman.
659
00:42:42,309 --> 00:42:43,393
Whoa.
660
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:46,980
That's gotta be on the list.
661
00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:48,982
No, no. I don't think so.
662
00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:51,442
EDWARD :
Sixty-six years?
663
00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:55,029
Man, oh, man.
We ought to have a big orgy.
664
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:56,322
No.
665
00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:58,366
Orgy's not even being unfaithful.
666
00:42:58,576 --> 00:42:59,701
No.
667
00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:02,912
It's just, like, professional.
668
00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:04,247
No!
669
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:06,666
I don't even have to be there.
670
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,085
(LAUGHS)
671
00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:13,965
CARTER :
Hello, darling.
672
00:43:15,884 --> 00:43:18,928
-You gonna drive it or buy it a dress?
-Ha, ha.
673
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:21,889
Just getting to know each other.
674
00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:33,192
You sure we're cleared for this?
675
00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:37,322
Of course we're cleared for it.
What if we weren't?
676
00:43:37,489 --> 00:43:39,115
Just checking.
677
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:03,890
Come on! Tap it, baby!
Let's see what she's got.
678
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:06,225
Ah, we're doing just fine.
679
00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:10,688
You sound like some kid
going to the junior prom.
680
00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:14,651
You sound like someone looking
for an ass-whupping.
681
00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:17,779
Ass-whupping? Ho-ho-ho-ho.
682
00:44:17,946 --> 00:44:19,947
-You got nothing!
-Ha, ha.
683
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:23,785
Got enough for you, Sunny Jim,
dangling.
684
00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:37,173
Did you just make a penis reference?
685
00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,592
What if I did?
686
00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:43,638
Jesus! You're gonna kill us both!
687
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:45,056
What if I do?
688
00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:48,351
Goddamn it!
689
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,644
(LAUGHING)
690
00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:52,105
You're breaking evil on me.
691
00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:54,732
Evil? I'll show you evil.
692
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,235
I'll show you Evel goddamn Knievel.
693
00:44:57,403 --> 00:44:59,946
Pick up on this, chicken man!
694
00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:07,829
Yee-ha!
695
00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:13,960
(LAUGHING)
696
00:45:14,169 --> 00:45:16,337
Chicken man, huh?
697
00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:25,138
You can run, but you cannot hide!
698
00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:50,788
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
699
00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,918
What do you wanna do next?
700
00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:58,546
(CARTER LAUGHlNG)
701
00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:02,967
CARTER :
How much money do you have anyway?
702
00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:04,927
EDWARD :
Didn't anyone ever tell you...
703
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:07,930
...that it's rude
to talk about someone else's money?
704
00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:11,142
CARTER :
I never knew anyone with enough to ask.
705
00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:12,203
Medicinal.
706
00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:29,303
It's indescribably beautiful.
707
00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:33,349
I love flying over the polar cap.
708
00:47:34,059 --> 00:47:36,143
Above the desolation.
709
00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:38,563
The stars...
710
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,650
...it's really one of God's good ones.
711
00:47:45,904 --> 00:47:51,284
So you think a being
of some sort did all this?
712
00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:53,619
You don't?
713
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:57,832
You mean, do I believe
if l look up in the sky...
714
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,334
...and promise this or that...
715
00:48:00,502 --> 00:48:04,380
...the Biggie will make all this
go away?
716
00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,048
No.
717
00:48:06,508 --> 00:48:09,385
Then 95 percent of the people on Earth
are wrong?
718
00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,554
If life has taught me anything...
719
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:14,974
...it's that 95 percent of the people
are always wrong.
720
00:48:15,183 --> 00:48:16,767
It's called faith.
721
00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:22,523
I honestly envy people who have faith.
I just can't get my head around it.
722
00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:25,151
Maybe your head's in the way.
723
00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:31,240
Carter, we've all had hundreds
of these discussions...
724
00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:35,286
...and every one of them
always hits the same wall.
725
00:48:35,454 --> 00:48:40,333
Is there a sugarplum fairy or not?
726
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:44,253
And nobody has ever gotten
over that wall.
727
00:48:44,796 --> 00:48:47,715
So, what do you believe?
728
00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:52,345
I resist all beliefs.
729
00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:56,349
No big bang? Random universe?
730
00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:57,725
We live.
731
00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,393
We die.
732
00:48:59,561 --> 00:49:03,105
And the wheels on the bus
go round and round.
733
00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:08,444
What if you're wrong?
734
00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:11,781
I'd love to be wrong.
735
00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:15,534
If I'm wrong, I win.
736
00:49:18,705 --> 00:49:21,374
I'm not sure it works that way.
737
00:49:23,168 --> 00:49:26,712
Well, you're not claiming you know
something I don't.
738
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,255
Mm-mm.
739
00:49:28,924 --> 00:49:30,967
I just have faith.
740
00:49:34,554 --> 00:49:36,889
Hallelujah, brother...
741
00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:38,975
...and pass the mustard.
742
00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:49,068
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
743
00:49:54,032 --> 00:49:56,659
CARTER : Know how they harvest caviar?
EDWARD : Hit me.
744
00:49:56,868 --> 00:49:59,203
When a female sturgeon is caught...
745
00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:02,790
...the fisherman has to take great care
to see she dies peacefully.
746
00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:05,668
-Mm-hm.
-If she feels the least bit threatened...
747
00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:08,337
...she secretes a sour chemical
that ruins the eggs.
748
00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:10,339
Sounds like my third wife.
749
00:50:10,507 --> 00:50:11,841
(LAUGHING)
750
00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:15,678
Woman thought mayonnaise
came from a plant.
751
00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:20,266
I could get used to this.
752
00:50:20,475 --> 00:50:22,768
Also sounds like my third wife.
753
00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:31,277
Thirty years I've been coming here.
754
00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:34,613
First time with a guy.
755
00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:36,198
Well, I'm flattered.
756
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:39,910
Emily's 10th birthday
was the best, though.
757
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:41,912
Who's Emily?
758
00:50:42,247 --> 00:50:43,914
My little, uh....
759
00:50:45,959 --> 00:50:48,586
Well, she's not so little anymore.
760
00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:51,047
You have a daughter?
761
00:50:51,256 --> 00:50:54,592
-But I thought you said--
-Yeah, well...
762
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,136
...I didn't know you then.
763
00:51:01,683 --> 00:51:04,727
Make a long story short, uh...
764
00:51:05,395 --> 00:51:07,271
...I don't see her.
765
00:51:09,232 --> 00:51:10,524
CARTER :
Hmm.
766
00:51:16,531 --> 00:51:17,615
What are you doing?
767
00:51:18,116 --> 00:51:19,950
It's time.
768
00:51:20,952 --> 00:51:23,496
-No, no, no. Cross that off.
-Why not?
769
00:51:23,705 --> 00:51:25,706
-Cross it off.
-Why?
770
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,208
Why?
771
00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:29,460
There is no why.
772
00:51:35,717 --> 00:51:37,718
-What's the matter?
-Excuse me.
773
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:39,345
Where you going?
774
00:51:39,554 --> 00:51:41,847
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
775
00:51:43,141 --> 00:51:45,059
Just like a broad.
776
00:51:45,227 --> 00:51:47,895
(WATER RUNNING)
777
00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:55,111
Look, uh, Carter....
778
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:58,447
I'm sorry. I know...
779
00:51:59,324 --> 00:52:02,159
...sometimes I get
a little overbearing and I--
780
00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:04,787
(SCRUBBING)
781
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:06,664
Jesus Christ.
782
00:52:06,832 --> 00:52:08,958
-It's all right. It's okay.
-What? What?
783
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,502
The top on the catheter came loose,
that's all.
784
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:14,255
Well, maybe we should get you
to a hospital, Carter--
785
00:52:14,422 --> 00:52:16,382
-I just busted out of the hospital.
-Huh?
786
00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:20,219
It's all right. Look, it's already stopped,
see? Let's get out of here.
787
00:52:20,428 --> 00:52:23,055
It looks wonderful.
Uh.... Uh....
788
00:52:23,223 --> 00:52:25,015
-Maybe l'll get the--
-Let's just go.
789
00:52:25,183 --> 00:52:27,685
-You go straight to the car.
-Come on. Come on.
790
00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:29,311
Okay, all right.
791
00:52:40,031 --> 00:52:43,284
-Where's--? Where's Tommy?
MAN : In the salon, monsieur.
792
00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:48,539
CARTER :
Oh, my.
793
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:51,709
How much money do you have?
794
00:52:52,961 --> 00:52:55,171
Well, I wouldn't bleed on the rugs.
795
00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:56,797
(CHUCKLES)
796
00:52:58,341 --> 00:53:02,803
I'm gonna find someplace
where I can take a nice hot bath.
797
00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:04,430
Be as good as new afterwards.
798
00:53:04,806 --> 00:53:06,682
Uh.... You-- Okay.
799
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:09,226
-Tom--
-Okay, we're all set, then? Okay, good.
800
00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:12,438
All right, it took some doing,
but, uh, I rearranged everything.
801
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:16,734
Cairo tomorrow, Tanzania for two days,
then Johannesburg on Saturday.
802
00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:21,906
And, as previously directed,
no bullfight, no tiger hunt.
803
00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:27,703
Thomas, I'd really like to say
you're irreplaceable...
804
00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:29,747
...but I'd be lying.
805
00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:34,919
And l'd really like to say you're
a gracious man, and I love my job...
806
00:53:35,086 --> 00:53:37,796
...but I, too, would be lying.
807
00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:40,549
Turnabout is fair play.
808
00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:43,844
I believe you learned that
from the master.
809
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:48,140
CARTER : Hey, look!
They got Jeopardy! in the bathroom!
810
00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:51,393
On the TV . Jeopardy!
811
00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:52,645
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
812
00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:55,314
Jeopardy!? In French?
813
00:53:56,191 --> 00:53:57,316
Hello?
814
00:53:57,859 --> 00:54:01,195
Mr. Cole? Virginia Chambers.
815
00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:06,116
Oh. Yeah. Um, hi.
816
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,661
Let me get Carter for you.
817
00:54:08,870 --> 00:54:10,871
Well, actually,
I called to speak to you.
818
00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:12,456
Oh.
819
00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:16,126
Is he all right?
820
00:54:18,463 --> 00:54:21,590
Oh, yeah. He's-- He's fine.
821
00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:24,635
May I ask where you are?
822
00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:28,097
France, actually. Uh, tomorrow--
823
00:54:28,306 --> 00:54:30,015
Give him back to me.
824
00:54:31,893 --> 00:54:35,020
Virginia. May I call you Virginia?
825
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:38,190
I'm not sure that I can make--
826
00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:40,234
VIRGINIA :
I'm not asking for his sake.
827
00:54:40,735 --> 00:54:42,278
Mr. Cole...
828
00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:46,740
...I've been a nurse
my entire adult life.
829
00:54:46,908 --> 00:54:49,994
Had a ringside seat
to more human tragedy...
830
00:54:50,161 --> 00:54:53,038
...than any woman should ever
have to bear.
831
00:54:53,206 --> 00:54:56,667
Now, I'm prepared
for my husband to die.
832
00:54:57,460 --> 00:55:01,380
I'm just not prepared to lose him
while he's still alive.
833
00:55:04,759 --> 00:55:06,844
-Who is Howdy Doody?
PRESENTER : (ON TV) You got it.
834
00:55:07,053 --> 00:55:09,179
-You pick.
-"TV Puppets," for 400.
835
00:55:09,347 --> 00:55:10,639
PRESENTER :
These two Muppets...
836
00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:13,100
...are roommates on
the long-running show Sesame Street.
837
00:55:13,268 --> 00:55:15,436
-Who are Bert and Ernie?
MAN : Who are Bert and Ernie?
838
00:55:15,603 --> 00:55:16,645
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
839
00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:18,105
(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)
840
00:55:18,273 --> 00:55:20,482
PRESENTER :
--the son of a Greek immigrant...
841
00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:21,984
...was born in Towson, Maryland.
842
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,111
Who is Spiro Agnew?
843
00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:26,572
WOMAN :
Who is Spiro Agnew?
844
00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:27,781
Well...
845
00:55:28,074 --> 00:55:30,534
...you're looking, uh...
846
00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:32,369
...buoyant.
847
00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:35,914
This is the first time I was ever in a tub
with no corners.
848
00:55:36,124 --> 00:55:37,541
Really?
849
00:55:38,543 --> 00:55:42,755
You know, ahem, Carter,
uh, I've been thinking...
850
00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:47,301
...what with the catheter
and everything...
851
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,679
...maybe we should put this on hold
for a while.
852
00:55:51,097 --> 00:55:54,433
Come on, now, l told you,
stop worrying. I'm fine.
853
00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:57,102
No, no, it's not that. It's not that.
854
00:55:57,312 --> 00:56:00,481
It's just, I mean, if you're worried
about letting me down...
855
00:56:00,648 --> 00:56:02,775
...you know, it's a lot easier for me.
856
00:56:04,569 --> 00:56:06,779
You talked to Virginia, didn't you?
857
00:56:08,448 --> 00:56:09,948
(SIGHS)
858
00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:12,826
Why do you think I'm doing this?
859
00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:15,537
Because I talked you into it.
860
00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:20,417
Edward, you're strong,
but you're not that strong.
861
00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:25,547
No.
862
00:56:27,008 --> 00:56:31,512
After Rachel left for college,
there was a hole.
863
00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:37,101
I mean, you know, no more homework,
no more Little League...
864
00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:40,687
...recitals, school plays...
865
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:45,776
...kids crying, fights, skinned knees.
866
00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:52,032
And for the first time in 40 years,
I looked at Virginia...
867
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:58,539
...without all of the noise,
without all of the distractions...
868
00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:02,835
...and I couldn't remember
what it felt like...
869
00:57:03,044 --> 00:57:07,548
...when I could not walk down the street
without holding her hand.
870
00:57:14,055 --> 00:57:19,560
I mean, she was the same woman
I fell in love with, she hadn't changed.
871
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:26,024
But somehow
everything was different.
872
00:57:28,153 --> 00:57:30,737
We'd lost something along the way.
873
00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:34,241
You know?
874
00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:35,951
WOMAN :
"TV Puppets," for 600.
875
00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:40,998
PRESENTER : Ventriloquist Edgar Bergen
hosted a show named for this dummy.
876
00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:44,293
Who is Charlie McCarthy?
877
00:57:44,502 --> 00:57:46,962
PRESENTER : Sandy?
SANDY : Who's Charlie McCarthy?
878
00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:53,510
(CARTER SINGING
"THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT")
879
00:57:57,223 --> 00:58:00,684
(BOTH SINGING)
880
00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:19,661
Look, look, look!
881
00:58:22,457 --> 00:58:23,540
Aah!
882
00:58:27,879 --> 00:58:30,005
CARTER : I was very pleased
when Edward decided...
883
00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:32,674
...to eliminate item number nine
from his list:
884
00:58:32,842 --> 00:58:34,927
"Hunt the big cat."
885
00:58:35,094 --> 00:58:38,263
Of course, he did insist on discharging
a few rounds from the big gun.
886
00:58:38,431 --> 00:58:39,473
(GUNSHOT)
887
00:58:39,641 --> 00:58:40,682
(EDWARD GRUNTS)
888
00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:42,768
CARTER :
One proved to be enough.
889
00:58:48,066 --> 00:58:51,276
-Gin.
-Of course, gin, why not?
890
00:58:59,035 --> 00:59:00,786
CARTER :
Do you know...
891
00:59:00,995 --> 00:59:04,998
...that the only dog ever struck
by lightning was right here, in Egypt?
892
00:59:06,459 --> 00:59:09,253
I wish I'd met you
before we were dead.
893
00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:11,505
(CARTER LAUGHlNG)
894
00:59:15,009 --> 00:59:17,886
You know, technically...
895
00:59:20,181 --> 00:59:23,016
...we could cross off two items:
896
00:59:23,184 --> 00:59:25,352
"See the pyramids"...
897
00:59:27,021 --> 00:59:29,064
...and "witness something majestic."
898
00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:33,527
This is about as majestic as it gets.
899
00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:36,655
Wait till you see my mountain.
900
00:59:37,156 --> 00:59:39,074
Oh, yeah.
901
00:59:40,868 --> 00:59:42,703
Your mountain.
902
00:59:43,997 --> 00:59:47,958
Still, this ain't half bad.
903
00:59:48,126 --> 00:59:52,254
You know, the ancient Egyptians had
a beautiful belief about death.
904
00:59:53,047 --> 00:59:55,382
When their souls got
to the entrance to heaven...
905
00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:58,051
...the gods asked them two questions.
906
00:59:58,219 --> 01:00:01,930
Their answers determined whether
they were admitted or not.
907
01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:06,518
Okay, I'll bite.
908
01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,314
What were they?
909
01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:14,401
Have you found joy in your life?
910
01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:16,111
Uh-huh.
911
01:00:19,991 --> 01:00:21,491
Answer the question.
912
01:00:21,826 --> 01:00:23,201
-Me?
-Yeah, you.
913
01:00:23,369 --> 01:00:26,830
Answer the question,
"Have l found joy in my life?"
914
01:00:30,335 --> 01:00:31,752
Yes.
915
01:00:32,253 --> 01:00:34,963
Has your life brought joy to others?
916
01:00:37,008 --> 01:00:39,885
Ah, this type of question, I--
917
01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:43,013
I don't know, uh....
918
01:00:43,181 --> 01:00:46,558
I don't think about
how other people gauge, uh....
919
01:00:48,770 --> 01:00:49,936
Ask them.
920
01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:52,189
I'm asking you.
921
01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:59,738
Fine.
922
01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:04,993
Let me put it to you this way.
923
01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:10,082
After the breakup,
and the ensuing fleecing of the dad...
924
01:01:10,249 --> 01:01:12,376
...Emily went to live with her mother.
925
01:01:12,877 --> 01:01:17,881
You know, you try to stay close,
but it gets down to holidays...
926
01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:22,219
...phone calls, birthday cards,
you know.
927
01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:23,970
Anyway...
928
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:29,768
...Emily goes to college, joins one
of her "Save the Poor People"...
929
01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:32,229
...the animals, whatnot...
930
01:01:32,397 --> 01:01:34,731
...meets a guy, decides she loves him.
931
01:01:35,441 --> 01:01:38,735
Good-looking kid, driven, smart.
932
01:01:43,116 --> 01:01:46,201
But there was something about him...
933
01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:49,705
...so when she said they were engaged
I told her I was against it...
934
01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:52,541
...but being my daughter, naturally...
935
01:01:53,334 --> 01:01:55,502
...she went ahead
and married him anyway.
936
01:01:55,670 --> 01:01:58,922
Needless to say,
I wasn't invited to the wedding.
937
01:01:59,966 --> 01:02:01,341
That must have hurt.
938
01:02:01,884 --> 01:02:03,677
You think?
939
01:02:08,349 --> 01:02:13,437
First time he hit her, she came to me.
I wanted to bash his brains in.
940
01:02:14,021 --> 01:02:15,564
She wouldn't let me.
941
01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:19,401
Said she loved him, said it wasn't
his fault, he'd had a few drinks...
942
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:22,487
...she was the one picked the fight.
943
01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:28,285
Next time it happened,
she didn't come to me.
944
01:02:29,454 --> 01:02:32,831
The ex told me.
Nice to hear her voice again.
945
01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:35,667
What did you do?
946
01:02:35,877 --> 01:02:38,003
What any father would do.
947
01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:41,047
I took care of it.
948
01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:46,845
I called a guy who called a guy
who handles these kinds of things.
949
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:49,514
I don't know what he said,
don't know what he did...
950
01:02:49,682 --> 01:02:52,142
...all I know is he didn't kill him...
951
01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:56,396
...and my daughter never
heard from him again.
952
01:02:58,065 --> 01:03:00,025
How did she react?
953
01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:05,906
Called me names you wouldn't believe,
and worse....
954
01:03:07,158 --> 01:03:09,409
Said I was dead to her.
955
01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:17,667
I'm not proud of everything I did...
956
01:03:17,835 --> 01:03:20,504
...but I'm pretty sure
I'd do it all again...
957
01:03:20,671 --> 01:03:25,217
...so if they don't let me into Egyptian
heaven because my daughter hates me...
958
01:03:25,384 --> 01:03:29,137
...well, then I guess that's
just the way it goes.
959
01:03:29,305 --> 01:03:32,182
However you answer
your two questions.
960
01:03:37,730 --> 01:03:40,565
How do we get down from this tomb?
961
01:03:59,585 --> 01:04:03,630
CARTER : The empress was the wife
of Shah Jahan, the fifth Mogul emperor.
962
01:04:04,549 --> 01:04:07,801
Although it was an arranged marriage,
they were deeply in love...
963
01:04:07,969 --> 01:04:13,014
...and remained inseparable until
she died giving birth to their 14th child.
964
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,978
Do you mind if I call you Ray?
965
01:04:19,063 --> 01:04:21,356
Main man Ray.
966
01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:23,733
Are you listening
to anything I'm saying?
967
01:04:23,943 --> 01:04:25,569
Absolutely.
968
01:04:25,736 --> 01:04:28,947
Fourteen kids. I'm with you.
969
01:04:32,493 --> 01:04:37,622
It took 20,000 volunteers 22 years
to complete this structure.
970
01:04:37,832 --> 01:04:40,917
Every square foot designed
by the shah himself.
971
01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:44,337
So that's true love.
972
01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:46,882
That's true love.
973
01:04:48,175 --> 01:04:49,718
Must be nice.
974
01:04:57,101 --> 01:05:02,647
Don't know if l buy the whole
"20,000 volunteers" business.
975
01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:08,653
EDWARD :
Funeral plans tend to confuse me.
976
01:05:09,363 --> 01:05:12,240
Specifically, buried or cremated.
977
01:05:12,950 --> 01:05:14,618
Take buried.
978
01:05:14,785 --> 01:05:17,871
Now, I know it shouldn't matter,
but I'm claustrophobic.
979
01:05:18,039 --> 01:05:19,414
(CARTER CHUCKLES)
980
01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:23,251
What if I wake up underground
and nobody can hear me?
981
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:26,504
Do they still make those coffins
with the bells?
982
01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:30,383
Uh.... I don't believe they do.
983
01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:34,471
Then cremated.
What do you do with the ashes?
984
01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:37,390
Do you bury them, scatter them,
put them on a shelf?
985
01:05:37,558 --> 01:05:41,478
Float them down the Ganges
on a bed of flowers?
986
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:44,689
What if I feel the flames?
987
01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:48,652
Well, I definitely want
to have myself cremated.
988
01:05:48,819 --> 01:05:52,739
Maybe we should go frozen
like Walt Disney.
989
01:05:53,574 --> 01:05:56,034
No. Cremated.
990
01:05:56,202 --> 01:05:59,663
Ashes put in a can,
buried some place with a view.
991
01:05:59,830 --> 01:06:01,373
A can, huh?
992
01:06:01,540 --> 01:06:05,335
Yeah. I never liked the sound
of the word urn.
993
01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:10,423
Really? Got any special feelings
about crypt?
994
01:06:10,591 --> 01:06:12,550
Heh. No.
995
01:06:12,718 --> 01:06:16,763
No, an old Chock Full o'Nuts can
will do me just fine.
996
01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:20,350
Chock Full o'Nuts,
"the Heavenly Coffee."
997
01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:23,395
Better coffee even your money
can't buy, my friend.
998
01:06:23,562 --> 01:06:24,813
Don't bet on it.
999
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,773
Oh, right.
1000
01:06:26,941 --> 01:06:28,817
Kopi Luwak.
1001
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:31,945
What do you got against Kopi Luwak?
1002
01:06:33,781 --> 01:06:35,532
Too fancy for my tastes.
1003
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:40,912
Oh, yeah.
Too fancy for my main man, Ray.
1004
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:43,456
(LAUGHING)
1005
01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:48,503
CARTER : Gin.
-Goddamn it.
1006
01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:50,380
You get all the cards.
1007
01:06:57,471 --> 01:07:00,473
EDWARD :
This is China for you, baby.
1008
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,935
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
1009
01:07:21,412 --> 01:07:24,414
Be a lot more majestic
if we could see it.
1010
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,418
See that old woman?
1011
01:07:29,170 --> 01:07:32,297
Odds are we're gonna be
dead before her.
1012
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:35,717
Happy thought.
1013
01:07:37,261 --> 01:07:40,430
Of course, she's probably got
reincarnation going for her...
1014
01:07:40,598 --> 01:07:42,891
...however that system works.
1015
01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:45,518
Ah, the Buddhists believe
you keep coming back.
1016
01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:49,022
Moving up or down a level,
based on how you lived your life.
1017
01:07:49,565 --> 01:07:52,067
See, that's where they lose me.
1018
01:07:52,693 --> 01:07:57,363
I mean, what would a snail have to do
to move up in the lineup?
1019
01:07:57,531 --> 01:08:00,533
Lay down a perfect trail of slime?
1020
01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:02,577
So shitty news, or really shitty news?
1021
01:08:03,370 --> 01:08:05,413
A, the first one.
1022
01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:07,373
There's a storm up there.
1023
01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:11,294
Well, thanks for the bulletin, Tom,
we can't even see the goddamn thing.
1024
01:08:11,462 --> 01:08:13,922
They won't let us fly up
until the weather clears.
1025
01:08:14,131 --> 01:08:16,132
Well, when do they expect it to clear?
1026
01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:18,259
Uh, next spring, sometime.
1027
01:08:20,221 --> 01:08:23,181
That's the really shitty news,
in case you were wondering.
1028
01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:26,935
(CARTER SIGHS)
1029
01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:34,317
Well, maybe next time.
1030
01:08:34,985 --> 01:08:36,402
Yeah.
1031
01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:39,155
Next spring.
1032
01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:43,326
So now what?
1033
01:08:43,494 --> 01:08:47,997
Well, maybe your mountain's
trying to tell us something.
1034
01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,707
What do you mean?
1035
01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:52,752
Maybe we've been gone long enough.
1036
01:08:53,254 --> 01:08:56,464
Gone long enough?
Gone long enough for whom?
1037
01:08:58,342 --> 01:09:00,426
Oh. No, I get it.
1038
01:09:00,636 --> 01:09:04,180
The mountain isn't telling us
it's time for us to go home.
1039
01:09:04,348 --> 01:09:09,269
The mountain is telling you to tell me
it's time for me to go home, right?
1040
01:09:09,436 --> 01:09:12,480
-Yeah.
-You shit.
1041
01:09:12,690 --> 01:09:16,317
Why don't you worry about your life,
and let me worry about mine, okay?
1042
01:09:16,527 --> 01:09:18,862
Okay, okay! You don't have to
get chippy with me.
1043
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:23,158
CARTER : What's next?
EDWARD : Next, Hong Kong.
1044
01:09:24,034 --> 01:09:27,495
EDWARD :
Silk suits and black walnut ice cream.
1045
01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:35,295
Tibetans call it Chomulungma,
"Goddess Mother of the Snows."
1046
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:39,132
"Goddess Mother of the World,"
actually.
1047
01:09:39,925 --> 01:09:42,677
In the traditional Tibetan translation.
1048
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,431
I stand corrected.
1049
01:09:47,099 --> 01:09:48,808
Pinot Noir, please.
1050
01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:51,519
I take it you've been there?
1051
01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:55,064
Uh-- Uh-- Um....
I just left, actually.
1052
01:09:55,774 --> 01:09:57,859
We tried to go up, but it wasn't--
1053
01:09:58,027 --> 01:09:59,694
You're a little late in the season.
1054
01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:01,237
So they tell me.
1055
01:10:01,405 --> 01:10:04,282
-My name's Angelica.
-Yeah, Carter.
1056
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:09,621
I'm sorry if this sounds terrible...
1057
01:10:09,788 --> 01:10:13,625
...but aren't you a little developed in
years to be running up a giant mountain?
1058
01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:19,631
"Developed," now that's certainly
one way of putting it.
1059
01:10:19,965 --> 01:10:21,507
Well, I've been up there, you know.
1060
01:10:21,675 --> 01:10:22,759
-Really?
-Mm-hm.
1061
01:10:22,927 --> 01:10:26,054
I made it to 26,000 feet
before we had to turn back.
1062
01:10:26,597 --> 01:10:28,431
-Really?
-Mm-hm.
1063
01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:31,267
What was it like?
1064
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:33,102
Cold...
1065
01:10:33,270 --> 01:10:35,146
-Mm.
-...mostly.
1066
01:10:35,606 --> 01:10:39,484
During the day,
the sky is more black than blue.
1067
01:10:39,652 --> 01:10:42,278
There's not enough air
to reflect the sunlight.
1068
01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:48,034
But at night,
you've never seen so many stars.
1069
01:10:48,869 --> 01:10:53,706
Seems like they're just out of reach,
and so bright.
1070
01:10:54,124 --> 01:10:59,003
They're like little holes
in the floor of heaven.
1071
01:11:06,470 --> 01:11:09,264
-Did you hear it?
-Hear what?
1072
01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:14,477
I read an account of a man
who made it to the summit...
1073
01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:19,440
...and standing there
at the top of the world...
1074
01:11:20,442 --> 01:11:24,279
...he experienced
this profound silence.
1075
01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:27,991
It was like all sound just fell away.
1076
01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:30,535
And that's when he heard it.
1077
01:11:30,953 --> 01:11:32,078
What?
1078
01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:35,581
The sound of the mountain.
1079
01:11:37,668 --> 01:11:41,254
He said it was like he heard
the voice of God.
1080
01:11:48,053 --> 01:11:50,221
I've never done this before.
1081
01:11:51,724 --> 01:11:55,101
That sounds like such a cliché...
1082
01:11:57,730 --> 01:12:00,315
...but I have a room upstairs.
1083
01:12:07,448 --> 01:12:09,032
Well, that's....
1084
01:12:11,577 --> 01:12:13,202
I mean....
1085
01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:14,996
I....
1086
01:12:18,792 --> 01:12:21,002
I appreciate that.
1087
01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:23,838
But you see....
1088
01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:30,636
She's a very lucky woman.
1089
01:12:30,846 --> 01:12:33,931
Well, I rather think I'm the lucky one.
1090
01:12:34,516 --> 01:12:36,309
Good for you.
1091
01:12:49,531 --> 01:12:50,948
Tom?
1092
01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:55,203
Three things to remember
when you get older:
1093
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,038
Never pass up a bathroom...
1094
01:12:57,247 --> 01:13:01,417
...never waste a hard-on,
and never trust a fart.
1095
01:13:01,627 --> 01:13:05,421
I'll keep that in mind
as I approach decrepitude.
1096
01:13:05,589 --> 01:13:07,799
Heh-heh. That's a good one there.
1097
01:13:08,425 --> 01:13:09,842
Let's go home.
1098
01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:11,260
Excuse me?
1099
01:13:11,428 --> 01:13:13,679
I want to go home now.
1100
01:13:13,847 --> 01:13:17,016
But I thought that--
What about the silk suits?
1101
01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:19,394
That was very clever of you, Edward.
1102
01:13:21,271 --> 01:13:22,563
(LAUGHS)
1103
01:13:22,773 --> 01:13:25,024
How'd you know
I wouldn't go through with it?
1104
01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:28,069
I didn't.
1105
01:13:37,454 --> 01:13:39,288
I'm proud of you.
1106
01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:42,792
Nobody cares what you think.
1107
01:13:45,504 --> 01:13:46,629
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1108
01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:07,692
America.
1109
01:14:25,961 --> 01:14:29,672
Hey, Tommy, this isn't
the way to Crenshaw.
1110
01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:34,135
There's an accident on the 10.
We're taking the surface streets.
1111
01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:35,761
Uh-huh.
1112
01:14:49,902 --> 01:14:51,861
Why are we, uh...?
1113
01:14:56,366 --> 01:14:58,242
Oh, my God.
1114
01:14:58,410 --> 01:15:01,662
He's kept tabs on her.
Just in case you decided to--
1115
01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:03,498
This was your idea, Tom?
1116
01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:05,917
No, it was my idea.
I talked him into it.
1117
01:15:06,084 --> 01:15:08,169
-Yeah, talked him into it.
-Hey.
1118
01:15:08,378 --> 01:15:11,214
Wait a minute. Edward. Edward?
Wait a minute.
1119
01:15:11,381 --> 01:15:14,050
Edward. What are you so afraid of?
1120
01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:18,721
Just because I told you my story
does not invite you to be a part of it.
1121
01:15:18,889 --> 01:15:20,515
Oh. Like the lady in the bar?
1122
01:15:20,724 --> 01:15:22,683
-That's different.
-Tell me how.
1123
01:15:23,268 --> 01:15:25,394
-Because it is!
-How is it different?
1124
01:15:25,604 --> 01:15:28,981
You have no fucking idea who I am!
1125
01:15:29,149 --> 01:15:32,109
I built a billion-dollar business
up from nothing!
1126
01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:34,111
Presidents have asked my advice.
1127
01:15:34,321 --> 01:15:38,407
I have dined with royalty and I'm
supposed to make out like, what...
1128
01:15:38,575 --> 01:15:41,244
...this trip was supposed to
mean something to me?
1129
01:15:41,411 --> 01:15:44,247
Like it was gonna change me?
1130
01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:50,503
How did you see it playing out, Carter?
I knock on the door, she answers.
1131
01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:52,463
She's surprised and angry...
1132
01:15:52,673 --> 01:15:55,841
...but I tell her how much l love her
and miss her.
1133
01:15:56,009 --> 01:15:58,886
And, "Oh. By the way,
I'm gonna be dead soon...
1134
01:15:59,054 --> 01:16:02,181
...so I'm reaching out to you
because l don't wanna die alone"?
1135
01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:03,975
Everyone is afraid to die alone.
1136
01:16:04,184 --> 01:16:06,602
I'm not everyone!
1137
01:16:08,438 --> 01:16:11,774
This was supposed to be fun.
1138
01:16:12,859 --> 01:16:15,486
That's all it ever was.
1139
01:16:17,322 --> 01:16:20,032
No, you don't get in. Call a cab.
1140
01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:14,253
(DOORBELL RINGS)
1141
01:17:58,215 --> 01:18:01,592
VIRGINIA : Dear Heavenly Father,
we just want to thank you for this day...
1142
01:18:01,802 --> 01:18:04,970
...for having our family here together,
once again.
1143
01:18:05,138 --> 01:18:08,432
And, Lord, we just want to thank you
for returning my husband...
1144
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:10,309
...their father, Lord, to us.
1145
01:18:21,071 --> 01:18:23,155
(CHATTERING)
1146
01:18:54,104 --> 01:18:55,187
(VIRGINIA LAUGHS)
1147
01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:12,496
(SNIFFS)
1148
01:19:12,664 --> 01:19:14,582
WOMAN 1 :
Is he crying?
1149
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:16,417
WOMAN 2:
I don't know.
1150
01:19:16,918 --> 01:19:18,961
He's usually so much fun.
1151
01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:21,505
(CRYING)
1152
01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:25,050
(LAUGHING)
1153
01:19:25,343 --> 01:19:26,886
VIRGINIA :
Oh....
1154
01:19:30,557 --> 01:19:31,932
-Wait a minute.
-What?
1155
01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:33,893
-I got something for us.
-Oh?
1156
01:19:34,060 --> 01:19:36,479
I wasn't sure I'd need it.
1157
01:19:36,646 --> 01:19:38,022
CARTER :
Sure.
1158
01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:40,399
VIRGINIA : Ow!
CARTER : Heh.
1159
01:19:42,027 --> 01:19:44,069
Okay.
1160
01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:54,538
(CLEARS THROAT)
1161
01:19:54,998 --> 01:19:56,874
VIRGINIA :
You know how long it's been?
1162
01:19:57,751 --> 01:19:58,918
Do I wanna know?
1163
01:19:59,085 --> 01:20:00,544
(VIRGINIA LAUGHING)
1164
01:20:01,379 --> 01:20:03,172
VIRGINIA :
Well, it's been longer than that.
1165
01:20:03,548 --> 01:20:05,257
(CHUCKLES)
1166
01:20:25,153 --> 01:20:29,156
You know, I feel like a teenager.
Like our first time.
1167
01:20:29,324 --> 01:20:33,619
Uh, if we were teenagers, we never
would've gotten out of that living room.
1168
01:20:33,954 --> 01:20:36,163
I remember the first time.
1169
01:20:36,331 --> 01:20:39,041
There was no tiptoeing around.
1170
01:20:39,209 --> 01:20:42,795
You were on me like...that.
1171
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:45,923
Carter?
1172
01:20:47,342 --> 01:20:51,053
Oh, you playing hide-and-seek
now, huh? Okay.
1173
01:20:52,556 --> 01:20:54,181
Carter!
1174
01:20:54,599 --> 01:20:57,977
--which resulted in a 15 percent
increase in cash assets...
1175
01:20:58,144 --> 01:21:01,856
...following the sale of the recovery
center to Phillips Medical.
1176
01:21:04,150 --> 01:21:08,946
Mr. Cole?
1177
01:21:09,114 --> 01:21:11,782
You ever read The Divine Comedy?
1178
01:21:13,577 --> 01:21:15,035
Excuse me, sir?
1179
01:21:15,537 --> 01:21:20,875
The Divine Comedy,
Dante Alighieri's journey into hell.
1180
01:21:24,921 --> 01:21:26,338
Maybe we should take a break.
1181
01:21:26,631 --> 01:21:28,340
We don't need a break.
1182
01:21:28,508 --> 01:21:31,802
I'm in remission.
I'm a goddamn medical miracle.
1183
01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:33,971
I'm simply asking...
1184
01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:37,766
...if you ever read The Divine Comedy.
1185
01:21:37,976 --> 01:21:39,518
Sir, you have a phone call.
1186
01:21:40,353 --> 01:21:42,313
Tommy, not now.
1187
01:21:42,522 --> 01:21:44,273
I really think you should take this.
1188
01:21:49,863 --> 01:21:52,656
(CHATTERING)
1189
01:21:56,620 --> 01:21:57,995
Uh....
1190
01:21:58,163 --> 01:21:59,705
Hey, Edward.
1191
01:21:59,873 --> 01:22:01,081
What's the prognosis?
1192
01:22:01,291 --> 01:22:02,917
It's metastasized to his brain.
1193
01:22:03,084 --> 01:22:06,045
Metast-- Operable?
1194
01:22:06,212 --> 01:22:08,422
The odds aren't what
we'd like them to be.
1195
01:22:10,508 --> 01:22:12,343
Odds.
1196
01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:14,511
Jesus.
1197
01:22:34,491 --> 01:22:35,658
How's he doing?
1198
01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:39,453
He's doing okay.
1199
01:22:45,293 --> 01:22:47,836
Uh, he wanted me to give you this.
1200
01:22:48,004 --> 01:22:50,381
I was supposed to wait until after...
1201
01:22:50,590 --> 01:22:53,258
...but then l thought....
1202
01:22:53,426 --> 01:22:55,761
She never listened to me before.
1203
01:22:57,639 --> 01:22:59,974
Why change a winning formula?
1204
01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:01,934
(CHUCKLES)
1205
01:23:02,727 --> 01:23:04,520
You look like shit, Ray.
1206
01:23:05,647 --> 01:23:07,147
Thanks.
1207
01:23:08,108 --> 01:23:09,650
How they treating you?
1208
01:23:11,444 --> 01:23:13,654
Pea soup still sucks.
1209
01:23:14,072 --> 01:23:16,365
I'll have a word with the owner.
1210
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:18,867
You do that.
1211
01:23:30,547 --> 01:23:32,506
Can I have some water?
1212
01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:36,093
You can't have water, but I'll get you
some of those lemon swabs, okay?
1213
01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,344
CARTER :
All right.
1214
01:23:52,986 --> 01:23:55,821
You still drinking that fancy coffee?
1215
01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:57,573
What?
1216
01:23:58,116 --> 01:23:59,324
What are you, obsessed?
1217
01:23:59,492 --> 01:24:00,617
(CARTER CHUCKLES)
1218
01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:06,373
Read it.
1219
01:24:08,793 --> 01:24:12,880
"Kopi Luwak is the world's
most expensive coffee.
1220
01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:18,260
Though for some, it falls under
the category of 'too good to be true.'
1221
01:24:18,428 --> 01:24:21,472
In the Sumatran village
where the beans are grown...
1222
01:24:21,639 --> 01:24:24,391
...lives a breed of wild tree cat.
1223
01:24:24,601 --> 01:24:29,438
These cats eat the beans,
digest them and then...
1224
01:24:29,606 --> 01:24:31,440
...defecate.
1225
01:24:33,193 --> 01:24:37,738
The villagers then collect
and process the stools.
1226
01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:42,326
It is the combination of the beans
and the gastric juices of the tree cat...
1227
01:24:42,494 --> 01:24:46,914
...that give Kopi Luwak
its unique flavor...
1228
01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:48,999
...and aroma."
1229
01:24:50,210 --> 01:24:51,627
You're shitting me.
1230
01:24:53,713 --> 01:24:56,131
Cats beat me to it.
1231
01:25:16,152 --> 01:25:18,862
-You got a pen? Give me a pen.
-What?
1232
01:25:19,614 --> 01:25:21,073
What?
1233
01:25:43,513 --> 01:25:44,721
Here.
1234
01:25:50,311 --> 01:25:52,354
It's not finished.
1235
01:25:52,981 --> 01:25:54,356
Well....
1236
01:25:54,649 --> 01:25:56,942
It's not a one-man deal.
1237
01:25:58,236 --> 01:26:00,571
I'm afraid it'll have to be.
1238
01:26:23,970 --> 01:26:25,387
We're ready.
1239
01:26:33,938 --> 01:26:35,647
I'll be here when you get back.
1240
01:26:36,149 --> 01:26:38,192
Sounds good to me.
1241
01:27:20,610 --> 01:27:25,030
CARTER : Dear Edward, I've gone
back and forth the last few days...
1242
01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:28,533
...trying to decide whether or not
I should even write this.
1243
01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:34,539
In the end, I realized
I would regret it if I didn't...
1244
01:27:34,707 --> 01:27:36,875
...so here goes.
1245
01:27:37,877 --> 01:27:39,878
I know the last time
we saw each other...
1246
01:27:40,046 --> 01:27:43,131
...we weren't exactly hitting
the sweetest notes.
1247
01:27:43,299 --> 01:27:46,510
It certainly wasn't the way
I wanted the trip to end.
1248
01:27:48,638 --> 01:27:53,684
I suppose I'm responsible,
and for that I'm sorry.
1249
01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:58,897
But, in all honesty,
if I had the chance, I'd do it again.
1250
01:28:03,027 --> 01:28:07,030
Virginia said I left a stranger
and came back a husband.
1251
01:28:07,991 --> 01:28:10,117
I owe that to you.
1252
01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:15,622
There's no way I can repay you
for all you've done for me...
1253
01:28:15,790 --> 01:28:21,586
...so rather than try, I'm just going to
ask you to do something else for me.
1254
01:28:22,380 --> 01:28:24,881
Find the joy in your life.
1255
01:28:27,093 --> 01:28:29,678
You once said you're not everyone.
1256
01:28:29,846 --> 01:28:32,306
Well, that's true.
1257
01:28:32,473 --> 01:28:34,933
You're certainly not everyone.
1258
01:28:35,476 --> 01:28:39,271
But everyone is everyone.
1259
01:28:42,025 --> 01:28:43,984
My pastor always says:
1260
01:28:44,527 --> 01:28:47,070
"Our lives are streams...
1261
01:28:47,488 --> 01:28:49,448
...flowing into the same river...
1262
01:28:49,615 --> 01:28:54,036
...towards whatever heaven lies
in the mist beyond the falls."
1263
01:28:54,203 --> 01:28:57,622
Hello, sweetie. Hi.
1264
01:28:57,790 --> 01:29:00,584
CARTER :
Find the joy in your life, Edward.
1265
01:29:06,841 --> 01:29:08,759
My dear friend...
1266
01:29:09,385 --> 01:29:14,723
...close your eyes
and let the waters take you home.
1267
01:29:17,435 --> 01:29:21,980
Good afternoon.
My name is Edward Cole.
1268
01:29:24,901 --> 01:29:29,988
I don't know what most people say
at these occasions, because...
1269
01:29:30,448 --> 01:29:32,949
...in all honesty, I....
1270
01:29:34,243 --> 01:29:37,204
I've tried to avoid them.
1271
01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:43,668
The simplest thing is...
1272
01:29:43,836 --> 01:29:47,964
...I loved him and I miss him.
1273
01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:56,348
Carter and I saw the world together.
1274
01:29:58,101 --> 01:30:00,227
Which is amazing...
1275
01:30:00,395 --> 01:30:03,105
...when you think that only
three months ago...
1276
01:30:03,272 --> 01:30:06,108
...we were complete strangers.
1277
01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:13,073
I hope...
1278
01:30:14,575 --> 01:30:17,994
...that it doesn't sound
selfish of me...
1279
01:30:18,162 --> 01:30:22,416
...but the last months of his life...
1280
01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:25,877
...were the best months of mine.
1281
01:30:28,381 --> 01:30:30,090
He saved my life.
1282
01:30:31,134 --> 01:30:34,219
And he knew it before I did.
1283
01:30:37,098 --> 01:30:41,435
EDWARD :
I'm deeply proud that this man...
1284
01:30:41,602 --> 01:30:46,022
...found it worth his while
to know me.
1285
01:30:47,733 --> 01:30:49,693
In the end...
1286
01:30:49,861 --> 01:30:55,574
...I think it's safe to say that we brought
some joy to one another's lives.
1287
01:30:55,908 --> 01:30:58,952
So, one day, when...
1288
01:30:59,662 --> 01:31:03,081
...I go to some final resting place...
1289
01:31:03,958 --> 01:31:08,462
...if I happen to wake up
next to a certain wall with a gate...
1290
01:31:08,629 --> 01:31:11,840
...I hope that Carter's there...
1291
01:31:12,008 --> 01:31:14,217
...to vouch for me...
1292
01:31:14,427 --> 01:31:17,429
...and show me the ropes
on the other side.
1293
01:31:24,061 --> 01:31:26,897
CARTER :
Edward Perriman Cole died in May.
1294
01:31:28,065 --> 01:31:30,859
It was a Sunday, in the afternoon...
1295
01:31:31,027 --> 01:31:34,404
...and there wasn't a cloud in the sky.
1296
01:31:34,572 --> 01:31:36,656
He was 81 years old.
1297
01:31:38,868 --> 01:31:43,205
Even now, I can't claim to understand
the measure of a life.
1298
01:31:43,998 --> 01:31:46,583
But I can tell you this:
1299
01:31:47,168 --> 01:31:51,505
I know that when he died,
his eyes were closed...
1300
01:31:52,256 --> 01:31:54,841
...and his heart was open.
1301
01:31:56,260 --> 01:32:00,639
And I'm pretty sure he was happy
with his final resting place...
1302
01:32:01,432 --> 01:32:04,726
...because he was buried
on the mountain...
1303
01:32:05,728 --> 01:32:08,522
...and that was against the law.
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