All language subtitles for Tacoma FD s02e08_English

[rock music]

♪

- Driver is a young male.

Appears to be having a seizure.
Ambulance requested.

- Yeah, these beats
make me wanna rage!

Grab me another vodka soda,
bee-yatch!

- Don't see that every day,
huh?

- [grunting rhythmically]

Does that make you jelly, dawg?

- Is this a concussion thing?
- Sir, can your hear me?

- Ooh, ooh!
Bloop-bloop.

Phew, pew-pew!
[blows raspberries]

- You gotta admit
he's got some great moves.

- He looks like he's on

a new synthetic club drug
called Blast.

The user hallucinates
a complete nightclub setting.

Lights, sound, everything.

- Yeah!

It's your boy Mr. Toasty!

I'm putting this on the Gram!

- I've heard of this stuff.

It's like 75 bucks per dose.
Kind of pricey.

- I mean, yes and no.

Once you factor in
cover charge, bottle service.

- Plus the cost of an Uber.

- It adds up.
- What are we gonna do?

- Maybe we have to wait
until the song ends?

- All right,
I say we go in slowly

and pull him out gently.

- Okay.
- Come on, man.

Come with us.

[dance music]

♪ ♪

- Whoo!

♪

- Oh!
- Stop.

- Whoa!
- All right, dude!

- Hey!
St--calm down!

- Lucy, you must have some
moves to get a guy

to leave the club with you.

- Excuse me, Ike.

Hey, buddy,
has anyone ever told you

you look like
a young Tony Stark?

[grunts]
both: Oh!

- [coughs]

both: Oh! Oh! Oh!

[horn honks]
- Whoo!

- I wonder what happens
on a second date.

- Are you okay?

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ The fire's out,
now you wanna be ♪

♪ Where the laughs are free ♪

♪ Tacoma FD ♪

[mellow music]

- Oh!
- There she is!

- Lucy McConky,
Judo Probie!

- Wow.
That's quite a neck-shiner.

You know what?
Rub some dirt in it.

You'll be fine.
- Does that hurt at all, Luce?

- [deep voice]
Only when I breathe or swallow.

all: Whoa!
- What's that all about?

- When the zonked-out driver
whacked me in the throat,

he contused my larynx.

The doctor said I should
be better in a week or two.

- You're gonna sound like that
for two weeks?

- Yeah, give or take
a couple of days,

but he said it's gonna get
worse before it gets better.

- I can't wait
for it to get worse.

- It's a little disturbing.

- Are you crazy, Chief?
This is entertaining as hell.

Hey, do the movie trailer
voice for him.

- Ooh!

In a world full of fear,

where right is wrong
and up is down,

one man has the courage
to take on the system.

- Oh!
- Whoa!

- Oh, no way!
- Oh!

- Do, uh, "Autobots,
transform and roll out!"

- Autobots,
transform and roll out!

- Oh!
Optimus Prime is here!

- Beef.
It's what's for dinner.

- Beef.
It's what's for dinner.

- [laughs]
- Yes!

- Okay, come on.
Let's go, everybody.

Back to work.
Come on. Let's go.

- Oh, there he is.

Oh, Ka'ponko.
There you are!

Are you all right?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey.
Yes, yes.

I'm fine.
Why?

- We heard
there was a big scuffle

after that car crash
this morning.

- Uh, how did you hear
about that?

- Well, your sister and I
saw it on the internet.

It's all over that
Nextdoor neighborhood app.

- They said
that the firefighters

were being attacked by somebody
on synthetic party drugs.

I heard the guy
lifted up a car!

- You guys have to get off
that Nextdoor app, okay?

- No, you need to leave
the firefighting business.

It's too dangerous.

One of these days, you're
gonna get yourself killed.

- Okay, well, why don't you

stick to your day job,
Kailani?

Because I've already
got a mother.

[laughter]

Oh, I made it light.
- Very funny.

- Now, are you going to come
to the salon tonight?

- Yes, of course.
I'll see you tonight.

- Okay, we'll see you tonight.
- Okay. Okay.

Okay, Mom!

- Hey.
- Whoa.

- Please be careful out there.

- Okay.
Stop worrying.

- Okay.

- What's the matter with you,
fart-face, Mom?

I'll see you guys tonight.
- Be careful.

♪ ♪

- Eddie!
Come here.

- Chiefy, what's up?

- Did you order that
tetherball pole like I asked?

- See, I can't tell if you're
serious about that or not.

- Tetherball?
- Yeah.

- I love tetherball.
It's great for morale.

It's great for cardio.
It's consistently rated one of

the most wholesome activities
in the United States.

- You play tetherball?
- I love tetherball.

- I'm gonna order it...
- Okay.

- And pay with station money
at this moment

if you officially authorize it.

- Authorized.

- Now, because Lucy
required medical attention,

I have to file traumatic event
paperwork.

- Oh, I find all paperwork
traumatic.

[laughs]
I'll be here all week.

- But seriously, folks,

we have to have a critical
incident stress debriefing.

- Who's gonna lead that?

- The designated
peer counselor, me.

- I find it amazing that you
are the station peer counselor.

- I find it amazing
that I have to remind you

that I am woke AF.

- I don't know what that means.

- It means I am very
in touch with my feelings,

and I'm gonna help
everyone else get there too.

- Okay, I guess
we've come a long way

from the suck-it-up
machismo days.

- Yeah.
- You know what?

Don't spend too much time
on this Lucy thing.

It's not that big of a deal.

- I'm gonna take
as much time as needed, okay?

It's important for us to talk
about this stuff.

- Okay.
You're right. You're right.

Don't forget about
that tetherball pole!

- Yes, I'd like to make
an appointment for a pap smear

and a mammogram.

It's for me.
Lucy McConky.

No.
I'm Lucy McConky.

[laughter]

- "I'm Lucifer McConky."
[laughter]

- Heads up, everybody.

Because of this morning's
accident,

we have to have a critical
incident stress debriefing.

So we need to talk
to a peer counselor.

It's now S.O.P.

- Aw, is it really necessary
for this one, though, Chief?

- Yeah,
I'm the one who got hurt,

and I think it's hilarious.

- Then all you need to do
is talk to the counselor.

- Well, who's
the peer counselor?

- Some touchy-feely dude
in a cardigan sweater.

Guaranteed.
- [chuckles]

"I'm Dr. Benjamin Nesmith,

and I'm here to get you
in touch with your emotions."

[laughter]

- My name
is Dr. Leslie Tenderheart,

and we gonna use
these two here dolls

to act out our emotions, okay?

- I'm the peer counselor.

[laughter]

- That would be amazing.

- I don't think you get
what the riff is, Cap.

You're supposed to come up
with, like, a wimpy name

and a--and a voice.

- You're missing the riff.

- I am missing the riff,
aren't I?

I got the riff.

But I'm the certified peer
counselor for this station.

I am gonna lead the sessions.

- I mean, there's no way I can
take Captain seriously

as a therapist.

How does this make you feel?

How does this make you feel?
Ayy!

- Here's your choice.

You can wrap hoses all day

or you can drink coffee
and chat with me.

- I guess it's Eddie Penisi,
Peer Counselor!

- Tuesdays at 9:00
on the Discovery Channel.

- Ooh, yes.
- That voice is so good!

♪ ♪

- So how do you guys
feel about

what happened this morning?

No?
Okay, I'll make it easier.

Just one word.

One word to describe how you
felt when Lucy got belted.

- Hungry.
- Gassy.

- Badass.
- Itchy.

- All right. Come on, guys.
Let's go. Come on.

- No, no.
That's okay, Chief.

I used to be like this too.
It's part of the process.

Let's just ease into it.

We can talk about
whatever's on your minds.

- Jeez, I mean, I--
I guess can jump in

and say, uh,
my parents never bought me

a ten-speed bicycle.

- Oh!
- Oh, what a life, Ike!

- Oh, my God!
- Oh, that's sad.

- I guess I'll also go then.
I mean...

I can't eat dessert
unless I finish my dinner.

- No!
[overlapping chatter]

- That's getting deep
right there!

- All right, I got something.

I've never seen "Breaking Bad,"

and I'm afraid
that if I watch it now,

it's gonna feel overhyped.

both: Are you kidding me?
- Are you kidding me right now?

[overlapping chatter]

- It is literally
the greatest show

in the history of television.

- You mean as far as
modern television, right?

- Don't start with
the "Punky Brewster" stuff.

- It still holds up, man!
- Andy, "Punky Brewster"

is not better
than "Breaking Bad."

- Okay, agree to disagree.

Lucy, have you seen
"Punky Brewster"?

- No.
- You've never seen

"Punky Brewster"?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[overlapping chatter]

♪

- Mmm!
Wow, Mom!

This buffalo poi is amazing.

You've gotta start selling
this stuff.

- No way, Jose!

[rip]
- Oh!

- That's a secret
family recipe.

- So you're gonna find
a safer job?

- [scoffs] What are you talking
about, Kailani?

I'm not gonna stop
being a firefighter.

- Well, if you think
we were gonna wax your butt

for your open-casket funeral,
then you're mistaken!

- Whoa, whoa!

What's going on with you,
Kailani?

And why would you think that
people would see my naked butt

in an open-casket funeral?
[chuckles]

- There's something that
you need to know, Ka'ponko.

Uh, this morning
when we thought

something happened to you,

we realized that
it would be a tragedy

if--if you died
without knowing the truth.

- Wait.
What truth?

- Uh...

I am not your mother.

Kailani is.

- [scoffs]
Okay, what is this?

"Star Wars"?
"I am not your mother."

- I had you when
I was just 16 years old.

So we decided it would be best
if we raised you

thinking she was your mother
and I was your sister.

- Are you serious?

- And the man that you know
as Cousin Bill

is actually your father.

That's why he gives you
a five dollar bill

in your birthday card
every year.

- Why did you wait to tell me
after the accident?

- Well, it was a family secret!

- No, no.
Buffalo poi is a family secret.

This is something bigger
than that.

- You just have to get over it,
all right?

The sooner
we stop talking about this,

the sooner we can move on.

- We just started talking
about this!

- That's just the way it is.

- Do not touch me!

Ow, ow, ow!

[rip]

My asshole...

♪ ♪

[rock music]

- All right, everybody,

let's take this session
very seriously

and not say things
we think Eddie wants to hear

because we want
to get it over with.

Huh?

Counselor Penisi,
take it away.

- Great intro, Chief.
Thank you very much.

Lucy's accident reminded me

that firefighters
are vulnerable.

Anybody else feel that way?

- Look, I know
we're all a bunch

of tough sons-of-bitches here.

We help people,
so we don't need help.

We shouldn't have insecurities.

So let me tell you
about my insecurity.

All right,
you may not know this,

but I have always
been neurotic

about being
on the shorter side

by firefighter standards.

- Hey.
- Oh, come on.

- You should play basketball.
- Yeah, right.

- Okay,
but when I was starting out,

I wanted to be respected.

Especially 'cause my dad
was a hot shot

within the department.

I was afraid that a lot
of the older guys

were gonna make fun of me
for being short.

And truthfully,
some of 'em did.

So I...

Made love to a lot
of their wives and girlfriends.

And that helped.

That helped a lot, actually.

Now I feel bad about it

because I threw some
A game around town.

I gotta tell you, I've never
spoken about that, but...

[sighs]

It feels really good
to get off my chest.

- I had a weird dream
last night.

Still pretty shaken up
about it.

I was on a train.

It was going really fast,

and we were approaching
a tunnel.

And just as we were
about to enter it,

the train went into reverse,

and it backed out
of the tunnel.

And then it lurched itself
back into the tunnel.

And it was totally
out of control.

It was moving forward
and backward.

Forward and backward

- That's a sex dream.
- No, it wasn't.

It was terrifying.

And then to make matters worse,

somebody spilt their milk
all over me.

- Okay, thank you.
Thank you, Granny.

Trains can be scary.

- Um...
- Yeah.

- As an exotic dancer,

sometimes I feel subjectified.

- Objectified.

- No, no.
Subjectified.

Like I'm just subject
to all this constant attention

by beautiful women.

They wanna give me money
and, you know,

like, a fur coat or an Xbox.

- Why don't you just quit?

- 'Cause I love the money.

I guess,
and the attention.

Like for instance, okay,

the other day,
this lady paid me

to paint her daughter's bedroom

wearing nothing but a G-string.

So I did it, and I'm like,
"Okay, wait.

Am I a dancer,
or am I a painter?"

You know?

Like, I was having
an indemnity crisis.

- Identity crisis.
- No, indemnity.

Like if I felt like
if I did a poor job

painting her bedroom, I'd be
held financially responsible.

- Okay.
Good share, Ike.

Speaking of daughters,

Terry, let's talk about
the Lucy incident.

- My sister is my mother!

- Say again?

- After the Lucy incident,

my mother and sister
were so worried about me dying

that they confessed
that my sister had me

when she was 16,

and they've been pretending
that I'm her little brother.

- Whoa.
- No, woe is me.

Because my whole childhood
is twisted.

Also I just realized
that I went to senior prom

with my mom.

And I've been getting
my butt waxed this whole time

by my grandmother!

- Can we just circle back
to the--the prom thing?

Did you say you went to senior
prom with your sister?

- The worst part about it

is that I can't even
talk about it.

They just want me to forget it

and don't make it a big deal.

- Hang on, they won't even
let you talk about it?

- No, Cap!

They just say,
"Push it down, Ka'ponko!

Push it down!"

- Andy, you need to have it out
with them tonight.

♪ ♪

[rips]
- Ah!

- I don't understand why you
won't help me process this.

Don't you see how hard
this is for me?

- This must be
your first Brazilian.

- Yeah, this patch
is way stubborn.

[rips]

- Ah!
- Come on!

When I was 12 years old
looking through

the peephole into my sister's
room, I was actually

watching my mother
hook up with her boyfriend.

- You know what, this is hard
for me, too, all right?

Yesterday I was a mother,
today I'm a grandmother.

I'm too young
to be a grandmother!

[rips]
- Okay.

Feet, back, nipples done.

- Come on!

- Sorry for the distractions.

My son was just leaving!
[rips]

- I'm not going anywhere.

- Oh! Whew!

Hiya, Myawani. Whew!

You mom-sister
and grandma-mom

give good wax.

And great family drama.

Better than the soap operas

I watch at home with my mother.

See you girls next month.

- I have no mother.

I have no grandma either.

- Wha--
[scoffs]

- Do a cow.
- Moo!

[laughter]

- Do a frog.
- Ribbit! Ribbit!

- Oh, a gorilla, a gorilla!
Do a gorilla!

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh!

[laughter]

- [coughing]

Hey, Chief, we still going

furniture shopping together
this weekend?

- Uh, my weekend's starting
to fill up a little bit.

I got some things with
your sisters I've gotta do...

- What?
We made plans.

And I thought we could go
do karaoke afterwards.

- Is your voice getting lower?

- Yeah, I told you it was gonna
get worse before it got better.

[grunting, coughing]

- You hear that?
I just...

I think I just heard

some pizza rolls
in the microwave.

The one in my office.

Uh, I'm just gonna...

I'm gonna grab them.

I'll be right back.

- We have pizza rolls?

Hey, Chief, bring some back!

♪ ♪

- Terry, Terry,
Terry, Terry.

Hang on.

I'd love it
if you'd share today.

- Why?
I wasn't even at the accident.

- The accident involved
your daughter.

- I'm fine, Eddie.
- I know. I know.

Sometimes there's things
hiding inside

that we don't know about

that come out
when we talk about them.

- You want me to share
right now?

Is that what you want?
Huh?

Okay.
[mocks crying]

I can't believe you haven't
ordered the tetherball pole!

[mocks crying]
Is that what you want?

For me to cry?
- Terry, please.

I've seen you cry
a million times.

- Bullshit!

- You cried when
Ichiro retired.

- Prove it.
- I have it on video.

- You're lucky I'm even

sitting in on those sessions.

Why don't you go use
your Oprah routine with Andy?

Focus on people
with real problems,

'cause I don't have any.

♪ ♪

- Okay.

♪ ♪

Okay, gang,

we're gonna try something
a little different today.

We're gonna do
some roleplaying.

- Ooh.
- Kinky.

- And I brought some
special guests.

Ladies, come on in.

- Whoa.
Super kinky.

- Hey, what is this?

- Don't worry.
You don't have to do anything.

I just want you to watch, okay?

Come on.
Guys, come on up here.

Ladies, go have a seat.

Okay, Ikie.
- Yeah.

- You are gonna play Kailani.
- Oh, cool!

[mimics guns shooting]

- Granny,
you're gonna play grandma.

- It is such an honor.

- Andy,
you're gonna be you, okay?

Now you can say
what you want to say.

- Uh, should we do the accents,
or is that problematic?

- Your choice.

- We weren't sure.

- I don't think
this is gonna end well.

- You've hurt me
on so many levels.

One, that you've kept it
from me.

And two, that we can't
even talk about it.

- [Jamaican accent]
Don't worry about it, brah!

What's your favorite
wax technique?

- [Jamaican accent]
Up and down, side to side.

It don't matter.
- Wrong.

You apply the wax in
the direction the hair grows,

then you pull bottom to top.

Get it right!
- Okay.

- Keep going.
Keep going.

- I feel like I've missed out
on having a real relationship

with you, Mom.

- Stuff it down, man!

Push it down, Ka'ponko!

Me never chat with you
about this!

- That's a terrible
Hawaiian accent.

- You sound Jamaican,
you racist.

- Wait, whoa!
I'm not racist!

- Says you!
- I am not racist.

- Guys, stand closer.
Where you going?

- Keep going.
Keep going.

- I'm not racist.

- Why can't we talk about this?

We're family.

- No time to talk.
Have to wax a sensitive area.

- [Irish accent]
That's right.

And I've got to wax

a little soul patch
into me customer.

- Enough, okay?

I did not close down shop

during lunch rush

to watch amateur improv.

Let's go, Kailani.

- Wait. M--

- You okay, buddy?

- Actually, I feel fantastic.

Like it or not,
they heard what I had to say.

- Awesome.
- Okay.

Chief and Lucy, your turn.

- Sweet!
- Uh, no thanks.

- It really hurts me
that you can't stand

the sound of my voice.
- What are you talking about?

I love your voice; you sound
like the guy who used to host

Soul Train--Granny,
what was that guy's name?

- Why would I know the name of
the guy who hosted Soul Train?

- Oh! [chuckles]
Right.

- Oh, it's 'cause
I dream about trains?

- That's it.
You're the train guy.

- Let's switch it up.

Lucy, you be Chief.
Chief, you be Lucy.

Lucy, start it off.

- Okay, um...

Don't interrupt!
I know everything!

I'm the chief,
and I'm your dad!

And the answer is no!

No, no, no, no, no!

- Oh, that's your
imitation of me?

That's it, huh?
- Mm-hmm.

- I can play this game too.

I can do this.
All right.

Hey, my name's Lucy,

and I'm the reckless probie

who doesn't care how our
actions affect other people!

Maybe I should find
a safer job like accounting!

- That was awesome.
- Yeah, good impression, Chief.

[buzzer blares]
dispatcher: Station 24.

Man on a ledge.
1113 Harrison Avenue.

- All right, this is bullshit.

Do you even know
what you're doing?

- Yes, I do.
- Then what does Andy's mom

and sister have to do with
Lucy's accident?

- Lucy's accident
is what made Andy's

mom and grandma
tell him the truth.

- All right, you know what?
We're done with this.

- No, we're done
when I say we're done.

- No, we're done now!

- No, we're done
when I say we're done.

- Where are you going?
- I'm going on a call.

- Well, so am I!
- Oh, you're coming?

- Yeah, I'm coming!
- About time!

- Just leave me alone, please!

Can you please
let a man die in peace?

Leave me alone!
I'm gonna jump!

I'm gonna do it!
I swear!

Go away!
Leave me alone, okay?

- Car one on the scene.
Car one in command.

- Go away!
Leave me alone, okay?

Get out of here!

Go away!

- Hey, folks,
I need you to step back!

- [sighs]
- Leave me alone!

[indistinct shouting]
- Who's going up there?

- I am, obviously.
I'm the most qualified.

- Hold on a second.

I've talked to a few
jumpers in my day.

- Okay, so you go.
- You want me to?

- Yeah, if you're so good
at it, you go.

- Fine.
I will go.

- Okay, stop chattering
and start laddering.

- I'm in charge here!
- Good.

- Stop looking at me!
- Be safe, Chief.

- Stop telling me what to do.

[suspenseful music]

- Get off of that thing, man!

♪

Stay away, man!

I'm not kidding!
Back off, man!

Stay away, man!
I'm gonna jump!

- I just wanna talk.
- Okay, well, I don't!

I wanna be alone.
- I get it.

I'm the strong, silent type
too.

- Oh, yeah?
Like Ryan Gosling?

- I don't know who that is.
- What?

It's America's handsome boy,
man!

Come on. "La La Land"?
- Never heard of it.

- You never heard of
"La La Land"?

What about "The Notebook"?
- You're losing me now.

- It's a masterpiece, sir!

- I'm more of a Stallone guy.
- Who?

- How do you not know
who Stallone is?

- How do you not know
who Ryan Gosling is?

- I feel like we're
not connecting here.

- No, we're not, okay?
Just go away, please!

You're pissing me off, man!

- Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!

You married?

- My wife ran off
with my business partner

after embezzling
a million dollars

from my frozen yogurt
franchise.

Hence the roof!

- Okay.

I like frozen yogurt
more than I thought I would.

- Cool!

- [sighs]
You got kids?

- I got three boys.
- Hey, I got three girls.

- You know,
they say boys are made

when the wife has an orgasm
during conception, so...

- People have told me that.
It's not true.

- It's true.
- It's not true.

- Google it!
- There's no evidence.

- You could Bing it too.
Same results.

- There's no proof
of that fact.

- I proved it three times.

- All right, regardless,
okay, we both got kids.

Matter of fact, that's
my oldest right down there.

The firefighter on the end.

- You ever worried
she'll get hurt on the job?

- Every day.

Matter of fact, she just
got hit in the throat.

Now she sounds like
an old timey jazz singer.

- Hey, I need you guys
back behind the car!

- Wow.
Like Morgan Freeman.

- Just every time I hear it,
it reminds me that

if she hadn't followed
in my footsteps,

she wouldn't be in harm's way.

- Hey, we can't protect
our kids forever, man.

- I just don't wanna
feel afraid and guilty

for as long
as she's a firefighter.

- We all feel that way
about our kids.

It's normal.

You should talk to somebody
about it before you end up,

you know, taking a dive
off of a Bordstrom.

- You sound like Eddie.
- Eddie sounds woke AF.

- I'm not gonna tell him that.

- Gosh, your depression
is making me feel better

about my problems.
[chuckles]

Who would've thought that?
[laughs]

I was just about to jump off
a building.

Now I'm laughing.
[laughing]

Thank you, man.
Hey, can I get a hug?

- I don't think
that's a good idea.

- Come on, man.
Please?

- Let me just
get you down safely.

- I feel like
we connected there.

Come on! Bring it in!
- Just hold on. Let's not...

- Get in here. I need it, man.
- No, don't--

- Hey, hey!
- [yells]

[overlapping shouts]

all: Oh!

- Whoo!
Whee!

That was amazing!

Hey, your team really knows
how to talk a guy down.

Free yogurt for everybody!

- [sighs]
Oh, oh!

I'm sorry.

I love you.
I was wrong.

And I love your voice.
- Thanks, Dad.

- Chief, you forgot
to secure your safety belt.

- Yeah, well, too bad.
We're having a moment here.

- But we're gonna have
a safety belt refresher course.

- We'll talk about it later.
- Okay.

- My daughter.
- By the way,

you got 10s across the board
for your dive.

- Thank you!

- Ka'ponko!
Oh, my goodness!

Thank God you're okay!

- Hey, hey!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!

Hey!
I'm okay!

- The Nextdoor app
said there was a guy

who was gonna jump off
a building.

We figured it was you because
you're such an emotional mess!

- I have every right
to be a mess.

- I know.
- You do?

- Yeah, I was talking
to my 2:00 about it,

and she told me I was being
a crazy person.

She was right.
I was wrong, all right?

We can work through this
together!

Aww!

- Oh, hi, Andy's mom.
Hi, Andy's grandma.

- Is Ike still single?

- I think so.
- Sweet.

I could hit that.
- Eww.

[soft R&B music]

- ♪ I wanna tell you, baby ♪

♪ What you meant to me ♪

♪ All those good times
we shared ♪

♪ ♪

♪ All the love
that we have for each other ♪

♪ ♪

- Okay.
Come on, Luce.

Rubber match!
Let's go!

- [sighs, regular voice]
Man.

I really miss my old voice.

I was the talk
of the karaoke circuit.

[suspenseful music]

- [yells]

[voice deepens]

- You okay?

- [deep voice]
Chief.

You are my father!

[laughter]

- That's awesome.

- It's funny
'cause it's true.