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>> Announcer: TONIGHT ON "LATE
NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS" ‐‐
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DAVID SCHWIMMER, CREATOR AND
STAR OF "A BLACK LADY SKETCH
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SHOW," ROBIN THEDE, AN ALL‐NEW
"CLOSER LOOK," FEATURING THE 8G
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BAND WITH FRED ARMISEN
AND NOW, SETH MEYERS
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>> Seth: HOW'S EVERYONE DOING
TONIGHT?
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I SET AN ALARM YESTERDAY MORNING
FOR 1:30 IN THE AFTERNOON TO
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REMIND ME ABOUT A PHONE CALL BUT
I ACCIDENTALLY HIT A. M. INSTEAD
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OF P. M
SO IT WENT OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF
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THE NIGHT AND LONG STORY SHORT,
WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE.
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I'M JUST KIDDING, BUT OUR LAWYER
ISN'T.
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LET'S GET TO THE NEWS.
ATTORNEY GENERAL WILLIAM BARR'S
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TESTIMONY BEFORE THE HOUSE
JUDICIARY COMMITTEE WAS DELAYED
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BY ALMOST AN HOUR YESTERDAY
AFTER THE PANEL'S CHAIRMAN,
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CONGRESSMAN JERRY NADLER, WAS
INVOLVED IN A CAR ACCIDENT
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TURNS OUT, HE WAS WEARING HIS
MASK WRONG
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DURING BARR'S APPEARANCE
YESTERDAY, CHAIRMAN JERRY NADLER
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ACCUSED BARR OF POLITICIZING THE
JUSTICE DEPARTMENT
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SAID BARR, "OBJECTION.
DURING ATTORNEY GENERAL
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WILLIAM BARR'S APPEARANCE
YESTERDAY BEFORE THE HOUSE
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JUDICIARY COMMITTEE, BARR SAID
HE DOES NOT BELIEVE THAT THERE
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IS SYSTEMIC RACISM IN LAW
ENFORCEMENT BUT HE DID GO ON TO
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SAY, "THANK YOU FOR THE
SUGGESTION
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WE'LL CERTAINLY ‐‐ CERTAINLY
GIVE IT A TRY.
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WHEN ASKED YESTERDAY ABOUT
INFECTIOUS DISEASE EXPERT
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DR. ANTHONY FAUCI'S APPROVAL
RATING, PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID,
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"HE'S GOT THIS HIGH APPROVAL
RATING
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SO WHY DON'T I HAVE A HIGH
APPROVAL RATING WITH RESPECT TO
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THE VIRUS?
WHICH IS KIND OF LIKE A JETS
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PLAYER SAYING, "I DON'T GET IT
THE PATRIOTS ARE WINNING THIS
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GAME
I MEAN, HOW COME WE'RE NOT
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WINNING THIS GAME?
SAME BALL, SAME FIELD.
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I DON'T GET IT."
THAT'S RIGHT, TRUMP QUESTIONED
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WHY DR. FAUCI'S APPROVAL RATING
IS SO HIGH WHEN HIS IS SO LOW.
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I DON'T KNOW, MAN, MAYBE BECAUSE
HE'S TRYING TO SAVE OUR LIVES.
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IF THIS PANDEMIC WAS A GROUP
PROJECT, FAUCI WOULD BE THE
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STRAIGHT "A" STUDENT MAKING SURE
IT GETS DONE AND YOU'D BE THE
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JOCK WHO KEEPS SAYING, "FLIP A
COIN TO SEE WHOSE NAME GOES ON
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TOP FIRST?
IT'S ONLY FAIR."
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FORMER VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN
SAID YESTERDAY HE WILL CHOOSE
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HIS RUNNING MATE NEXT WEEK
AND THIS SHOULD MAKE PENCE
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NERVOUS, SO DID TRUMP.
ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT,
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RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES
ARE USING THREE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
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WEBSITES TO SPREAD FALSE
INFORMATION ABOUT CORONAVIRUS IN
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THE U. S.
IT'S FACEBOOK, TWITTER AND
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WHITEHOUSE.GOV
PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID IN AN
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INTERVIEW YESTERDAY THAT HE HAS
NEVER CONFRONTED RUSSIAN
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PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN WITH
INTELLIGENCE, INDICATING HIS
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SECURITY SERVICES PAID THE
TALIBAN TO KILL U. S. TROOPS AND
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ADDED, QUOTE, "IF IT HAD REACHED
MY DESK, I WOULD HAVE DONE
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SOMETHING ABOUT IT."
WELL, DID YOU EVER THINK MAYBE
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THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM ON YOUR
DESK
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"SIR, WE'D HAVE SOMETHING WE'D
LIKE TO GET ON YOUR DESK
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IMMEDIATELY.
"THERE'S A BIT OF A ‐‐ BIT OF A
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BEAN JAM RIGHT NOW
LITTLE BACK‐UP ON THE BEAN
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PRODUCTS, SO MAYBE NEXT WEEK
STOP BACK AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN
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WORK THROUGH THE BEANS."
SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS
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INTRODUCED A BILL YESTERDAY TO
PROVIDE A REUSABLE MASK FOR
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EVERY AMERICAN
SAID BERNIE, "AND HERE IT IS,
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EVERYBODY GETS IT FOR
15 MINUTES
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WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT, WASH
IT, GIVE IT TO THE NEXT PERSON."
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BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE DONE A
BERNIE AND I THINK THE
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IMPRESSION MAYBE SUFFERED A
LITTLE BIT BECAUSE OF THAT
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A BREWERY CALLED THE BALLISTIC
BEER COMPANY ANNOUNCED THAT IT
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HAS RECALLED THEIR TWANG
BRAMBLEBERRY SOUR BEER FROM
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STORES BECAUSE CANS OF IT WERE
EXPLODING AND BECAUSE WHITE
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PEOPLE IN BROOKLYN WERE NAMING
THEIR BABIES AFTER IT.
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"TWANG BRAMBLEBERRY, IT IS NOT
YOUR TURN ON THE SWINGS.
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TWANG ‐‐ TWANG ‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
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TWANG BRAMBLEBERRY SOUR.
TWANG BRAMBLEBERRY SOUR, YOU
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COME RIGHT HERE.
ACCORDING TO A ‐
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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
TBS.
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ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, THE
DRUGSTORE CHAIN RITE AID ADDED
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FACIAL RECOGNITION SYSTEMS TO
200 STORES ACROSS THE COUNTRY
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OVER THE LAST EIGHT YEARS.
INCIDENTALLY, EIGHT YEARS AGO
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WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE
SPOTTED A RITE AID EMPLOYEE.
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"HELLO
HELLO, ANYONE?
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SOMEONE UNLOCK THE RAZORS?
PRODUCERS HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT
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"WHEEL OF FORTUNE" WILL RESUME
PRODUCTION WITH A REDESIGNED
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WHEEL THAT ENSURES CONTESTANTS
ARE SIX FEET APART
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AND ON "THE PRICE IS RIGHT,"
THEY MADE DREW CAREY'S
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MICROPHONE EVEN LONGER
FINALLY, ACCORDING TO A NEW
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STUDY, PEOPLE OVER SIX FEET TALL
ARE MORE LIKELY TO GET THE
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CORONAVIRUS.
"THAT'S A RELIEF," SAID EVERY
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MAN ON TINDER WHO'S BEEN LYING
ABOUT HIS HEIGHT
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AND THAT, YOU GUYS, IS A
MONOLOGUE.
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WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
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I'LL BE TALKING TO
DAVID SCHWIMMER ABOUT HIS NEW
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COMEDY ON PEACOCK.
AND OUR FRIEND, ROBIN THEDE WILL
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BE HERE.
SHE CREATED "A BLACK LADY SKETCH
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SHOW."
AND YESTERDAY, GOT THREE EMMY
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NOMINATIONS.
I'M SO EXCITED TO TALK TO ROBIN.
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BUT FIRST, "A CLOSER LOOK.
HELLO, EVERYONE.
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AND WELCOME BACK TO THE
CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS
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I'VE NOW BEEN TRAPPED INSIDE
WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE SINCE MARCH.
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AND AS SOME OF YOU HAVE NOTICED,
I'VE GONE A LITTLE INSANE.
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WEIRD THINGS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING
TO MY HAIR
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I BEFRIENDED THE WASPS IN MY
ATTIC.
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AND FOR SOME REASON, I EVEN WENT
ON A LENGTHY AND IRRELEVANT RANT
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ABOUT A 20‐ YEAR‐OLD TV SHOW FOR
TEENS, "DAWSON'S CREEK."
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, SETH.
A CREEK IS JUST A TINY OCEAN
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>> Seth: WHO WOULD SAY THAT AND
WHY?
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OH, RIGHT, I'VE ALSO BECOME
FRIENDS WITH A TALKING PAINTING.
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AND BY THE WAY I'M AWARE THAT
THE SEA CAPTAIN CHARACTER HAS
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BEEN DIVISIVE.
SOME OF YOU LOVE HIM
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SOME OF YOU HATE HIM, DAD.
SOME OF YOU ARE JUST CONFUSED AS
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TO WHY WE'VE CHOSEN TO INVEST SO
MUCH OF OUR TIME AND ENERGY INTO
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THIS BIT
SO WE HAVE DECIDED TO SETTLE
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THIS DEBATE ONCE AND FOR ALL
WITH A POLL. SHOULD WE KEEP THE
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SEA CAPTAIN?
YES OR NO.
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TO VOTE, JUST LOG ON TO
WWW.GOOGLE.COM, TYPE IN SEA
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CAPTAIN, BUT DON'T CLICK SEARCH.
TAKE A SCREEN SHOT, PRINT IT
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OUT, WRITE YES OR NO ON IT WITH
A SHARPIE, AND THEN MAIL IT TO
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WHEREVER YOUR BEST GUESS IS FOR
THE ADDRESS I'M FILMING THE SHOW
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AT
WE WILL REVEAL THE POLL RESULTS
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AT THE END OF THE SUMMER
>> THE ONLY POLE I'M INTERESTED
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IN IS A FISHING POLE
>> Seth: JOKES LIKE THAT AREN'T
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HELPING YOUR CHANCES OF STICKING
AROUND, SEA CAPTAIN.
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>> OKAY.
>> Seth: SPEAKING OF PSYCHOSIS,
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PRESIDENT TRUMP AND HIS ALLIES
IN THE RIGHT WING MEDIA ARE ONCE
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AGAIN AMPLIFYING AN UNHINGED
VIRAL VIDEO LYING ABOUT THE
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CORONAVIRUS.
FOR MORE ON THIS, IT'S TIME FOR
"A CLOSER LOOK."
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♪
>> Seth: AS THE CORONAVIRUS
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PANDEMIC HAS SPREAD OUT OF
CONTROL, SO HAS MISINFORMATION
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ABOUT IT
IF YOU HAVE FACEBOOK, OR AN
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UNCLE WHO STILL WEARS HIS CLASS
RING, YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD SOME
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OF IT.
I'M PRETTY SURE WE'VE ALL GOTTEN
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AT LEAST ONE EMAIL FROM A
RELATIVE DURING THIS WHOLE THING
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WITH THE SUBJECT LINE LIKE,
"FORWARD, FORWARD, FORWARD,
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CORONAVIRUS CAN BE CURED BY
SWALLOWING A CANDLE AND STICKING
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GARLIC UP YOUR BUTT.
WHEN WE ALL KNOW THAT SWALLOWING
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A CANDLE AND STICKING GARLIC UP
YOUR BUTT IS NUMBER THREE ON
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GOOP'S TOP TEN WAYS TO RELAX ON
A JOB INTERVIEW.
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AND IT WON'T SHOCK YOU TO LEARN
THAT A LOT OF THE MISINFORMATION
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CAN BE FOUND ON FACEBOOK, THE
WEBSITE YOU SIGNED UP FOR JUST
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TO SEE IF YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH
GOT MARRIED TO THAT SON OF A
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BITCH, JEFF.
WELL, A, THEY DID.
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AND B, THEY ALSO WENT CRAZY.
A REPORT IN APRIL COLLECTED SOME
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OF THE MOST POPULAR CORONAVIRUS
MYTHS CIRCULATING ON FACEBOOK.
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SOME EXAMPLES INCLUDE
CORONAVIRUS CAN BE DESTROYED BY
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CHLORINE DIOXIDE.
OREGANO OIL PROVES EFFECTIVE
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AGAINST CORONAVIRUS.
THERE WAS A POST CLAIMING YOU
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CAN HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR TEN
SECONDS TO TEST YOURSELF FOR
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CORONAVIRUS.
AND ANOTHER ALLEGING THAT
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SOMEONE NAMED DR. MARIO PESARESI
HAD REVEALED THAT INHALING STEAM
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IS A NATURAL REMEDY FOR
CORONAVIRUS.
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WELL, IF STEAM CURES DISEASE,
THAT WOULD FINALLY EXPLAIN WHY
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ALL NEW YORKERS ON SUBWAYS LOOK
SO HALE AND HEARTY
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THE L TRAIN IS MORE RESTORATIVE
THAN AN ICELANDIC SPA.
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SECOND, I DON'T KNOW WHO
DR. MARIO PESARESI IS, BUT HE
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SOUNDS LIKE A DOCTOR
PAULIE WALNUTS WOULD BE FRIENDS
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WITH ON "THE SOPRANOS.
"WHAT'S THAT SMELL?"
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"OH, THAT'S ME, TON.
DR. PESARESI TOLD ME IF I PUT
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PROVOLONE IN MY PANTS, IT WOULD
CURE MY YOU‐ KNOW‐WHAT."
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"I DON'T KNOW WHAT."
"I GOT A GENITAL DISCHARGE."
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"OH, WE'RE EATING HERE!"
BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE OFFENDED,
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YOU SHOULD KNOW THE WRITER WHO
WROTE THAT IS ITALIAN‐AMERICAN
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>> OH, ITALY, THE NEW JERSEY OF
EUROPE
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>> Seth: SO IS THE WRITER WHO
WROTE THAT
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MUAHH.
NOW, YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD SOME
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OF THE MORE INFAMOUS AND
LUDICROUS CONSPIRACY THEORIES
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LIKE THE IDEA THAT 5G MOBILE
TOWERS ARE SPREADING CORONAVIRUS
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OR THAT IT WAS CREATED BY
BILL GATES AS A WAY TO IMPLANT
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CHIPS INTO PEOPLE THROUGH
VACCINES
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UNFORTUNATELY, THESE IDEAS
AREN'T JUST CONFINED TO DARK
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CORNERS OF THE INTERNET.
THEY OFTEN MAKE THEIR WAY INTO
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THE REAL WORLD AS WE SAW IN
APRIL WHEN RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY
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THEORIST ALEX JONES SHOWED UP TO
AN ANTI‐LOCKDOWN PROTEST IN
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TEXAS.
YOU REMEMBER ALEX JONES, THE GUY
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WHO ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE'S
TRYING TO HULK OUT BUT CAN'T
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I THINK BECAUSE INSTEAD OF GAMMA
RAYS HE WAS HIT BY HAMA RAYS
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>> I LIKE IT
>> Seth: JONES LED THE CROWD IN
CHANTS OF "ARREST BILL GATES."
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>> ARREST BILL GATES
ARREST BILL GATES.
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ARREST BILL GATES.
>> Seth: THE ONLY POLICE WHO
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SHOULD ARREST BILL GATES ARE THE
FASHION POLICE
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"BILL, WHY CAN'T YOU FIND A TIE
THAT GOES DOWN TO YOUR WAIST
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YOU LOOK LIKE THE ASSISTANT
MANAGER AT A GAME STOP
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YOU AND TRUMP NEED TO SPLIT THE
DIFFERENCE
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YOU'RE AN I. T. BILLIONAIRE
STOP DRESSING LIKE AN I. T. GUY."
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AND THEN THERE ARE THE VIRAL
VIDEOS, WHICH MIGHT SEEM AT
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FIRST GLANCE TO COME FROM
REPUTABLE MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS,
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REPEATING SOME OF THE WILDEST
DEBUNKED CONSPIRACY THEORIES
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ABOUT THE ORIGINS OR EFFECTS OF
COVID‐19
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LIKE THAT INFAMOUS "PLANDEMIC"
VIDEO, FEATURING SYOSSET
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STEVIE NICKS, A PERSON WHO
CLAIMS, AMONG OTHER THINGS, THAT
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MASKS CAN SOMEHOW "ACTIVATE"
CORONAVIRUS, THAT BEACHES
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SHOULDN'T BE CLOSED BECAUSE THEY
HAVE RESTORATIVE PROPERTIES THAT
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CURE DISEASES, AND THAT
DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, THE NATION'S
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TOP EXPERT ON INFECTIOUS
DISEASES, WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR
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THE CREATION OF THE CORONAVIRUS
WHICH IS RIDICULOUS FOR MANY
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REASONS.
I MEAN, IF THE GUY COULD CREATE
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A HIGHLY INFECTIOUS VIRUS IN A
LAB AS PART OF A SECRET PLOT TO
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SELL A MONEY‐MAKING VACCINE,
DON'T YOU THINK HE COULD ALSO
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LEARN HOW TO THROW A BASEBALL?
AND THEN THERE WERE THOSE TWO
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URGENT CARE DOCTORS FROM
BAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA, WHO
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FALSELY CLAIMED IN A VIRAL
YOUTUBE VIDEO THAT THE VIRUS
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JUST WASN'T AS DEADLY AS MOST
OTHER EXPERTS BELIEVED
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THEY BASED THAT CLAIM ON SOME
EXTREMELY FAULTY DATA, WHICH
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THEY ARRIVED AT THROUGH SOME
TRULY TERRIBLE MATH.
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BASICALLY, THEY CLAIMED THAT A
LOT MORE PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA
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HAD BEEN INFECTED WITH THE
CORONAVIRUS, WHICH WOULD MAKE
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THE PERCENTAGE OF CASES THAT
RESULT IN DEATH A LOT SMALLER.
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AND THEY ARRIVED AT THAT
CONCLUSION, IN PART, BY TAKING
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THE RATE OF POSITIVE TESTS AT
THE CLINICS THEY OWN AND JUST
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EXTRAPOLATING THAT RATE TO THE
ENTIRE CALIFORNIA POPULATION,
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WHICH MAKES NO SENSE
THE PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO AN
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URGENT CARE CLINIC BECAUSE THEY
THINK THEY MIGHT BE SICK AREN'T
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A REPRESENTATIVE SAMPLE OF THE
ENTIRE POPULATION.
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I MEAN, I KNOW I'VE DEFINITELY
GONE TO URGENT CARE LIKE FOUR OR
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FIVE TIMES TO ASK THEM ABOUT A
WEIRD RASH AND BEEN TOLD IT'S
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JUST NEW YORK SKIN
COULD BE BEDBUGS
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COULD BE A RAT BITE.
COULD BE HEAT RASH FROM HAVING
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YOUR RADIATOR STUCK ON HIGH ALL
WINTER
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COULD BE RADIATION FROM A
COCKROACH IN YOUR KITCHEN
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SMOKING A CIGARETTE.
"I'M YOUR NEW ROOMMATE
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AND NO, I WON'T WEAR A MASK.
WE NEED TO GET ORGANIC SOAPS."
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AS ONE BIOLOGIST ‐‐ "I'M SORRY
I DRAW THE LINE AT SOAPS."
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AS ONE BIOLOGIST WHO SPECIALIZES
IN INFECTIOUS DISEASE MODELING
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PUT IT, THE DOCTORS' METHOD WAS
A BIT LIKE ESTIMATING THE
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AVERAGE HEIGHT OF AMERICANS FROM
THE PLAYERS ON AN NBA COURT
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WHICH IS RIDICULOUS.
YOU CAN'T ESTIMATE THE AVERAGE
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HEIGHT OF AMERICANS FROM THE
PLAYERS ON AN NBA COURT.
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HOWEVER, YOU CAN ESTIMATE THE
AVERAGE BASKETBALL SKILL LEVEL
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OF AMERICANS FROM THE PLAYERS ON
THE KNICKS
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AND BOTH OF THESE CASES, THOSE
VIDEOS ARE NOT JUST SEEN BY
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MILLIONS OF PEOPLE BEFORE BEING
TAKEN DOWN, THEY WERE ALSO
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AMPLIFIED BY RIGHT‐WING MEDIA.
THE SINCLAIR BROADCAST GROUP HAD
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PLANNED TO AIR AN INTERVIEW WITH
THE STAR OF "PLANDEMIC" THIS
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PAST WEEKEND UNTIL IT BACKED
DOWN AFTER AN OUTCRY
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ALTHOUGH, EVEN IN THEIR
STATEMENT WITHDRAWING THE
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SEGMENT, THEY ALSO SEEMED TO
DEFEND THEIR INITIAL DECISION A
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LITTLE, WRITING, "WE'RE A
SUPPORTER OF FREE SPEECH AND A
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MARKETPLACE OF IDEAS AND
VIEWPOINTS, EVEN IF INCREDIBLY
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CONTROVERSIAL.
THAT'S NOT A JUSTIFICATION FOR
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JUST SAYING WHATEVER YOU WANT
WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
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YOU GUYS LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THE
MARKETPLACE OF IDEAS, BUT ACTUAL
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MARKETPLACES ARE ALSO FREE TO
IMPOSE THEIR OWN RULES
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BECAUSE IF YOU JUST LET EVERYONE
AND EVERYTHING INTO THE
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MARKETPLACE, YOU GET ETSY.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARK.
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"OH, A DREAM CATCHER MADE OF OLD
FRESCA CANS, YOU SHOULDN'T
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HAVE."
AND I'M NOT SAYING FREE SPEECH
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SHOULD BE REGULATED BY THE
GOVERNMENT, BUT WE CAN DO THINGS
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LIKE SAY BREAK UP BIG TECH
COMPANIES SO THEY DON'T HAVE SO
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MUCH MONOPOLY POWER.
ALSO, A MARKETPLACE OF IDEAS,
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JUST LIKE A MARKETPLACE OF
GOODS, SHOULD BE RESPONSIVE TO
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CRITICISM.
IN A REAL MARKETPLACE, YOU CAN'T
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JUST OPEN A STORE CALLED
"ARSENIC‐FIL‐A" OR "TOYS R US
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AND US TOYS R KNIVES" AND THEN
SAY, "YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE ME
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IT'S THE FREE MARKET."
DANGEROUS MISINFORMATION LIKE
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THIS HAS BEEN SURGING DURING THE
PANDEMIC, OFTEN WITH THE HELP OF
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PROMINENT FIGURES ON THE RIGHT
THE LATEST EXAMPLE IS A FACEBOOK
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VIDEO STAGED AND FUNDED BY A
RIGHT‐WING DARK MONEY GROUPS
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THE VIDEO, WHICH WAS VIEWED BY
OVER 20 MILLION PEOPLE BEFORE
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BEING TAKEN DOWN, CLAIMED YOU
DON'T NEED TO WEAR A MASK
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BECAUSE THE ANTI‐MALARIA DRUG
HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE IS A CURE FOR
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CORONAVIRUS, EVEN THOUGH IT'S
BEEN REPEATEDLY DISPROVEN BY
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STUDY AFTER STUDY.
JUST LAST WEEK, THERE WAS YET
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ANOTHER STUDY, PUBLISHED IN "THE
NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE"
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WHICH FOUND THAT
HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE DOES NOT HELP
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COVID‐ 19 PATIENTS
NO DRUG HAS BEEN STUDIED THIS
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MUCH ‐
"SINCE THOSE TROUBLEMAKERS AT
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PSI U CONDUCTED AN EXPERIMENT TO
SEE WHICH STRAIN OF MARIJUANA
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MAKES DORITOS TASTE BETTER
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, GENTLEMEN,
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YOU'VE ALL FLUNKED OUT."
AND BELIEVE ME, WE ALL WISH
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HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE ACTUALLY
WORKED
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WE WISH EVERYTHING WORKED.
EVERYONE WISHES THERE WAS A CURE
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FOR CORONAVIRUS.
NO ONE WANTS TO BE TRAPPED
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INSIDE FOR THIS LONG
IF HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE REALLY
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WORKED, I'D TAKE AN UBER POOL TO
TIMES SQUARE TO GET COUGHED ON
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BY A TOURIST JUST FOR OLD TIME'S
SAKE
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OH, TIMES SQUARE
WHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD CAN YOU
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GET M&Ms
I CAN'T WAIT TO BE FIRST IN LINE
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AT MY LOCAL BODEGA ORDERING A
BACON, EGG AND CHEESE.
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WELL, NO, WITH MY LUCK, I'D BE
SECOND IN LINE BEHIND A
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CONSTRUCTION WORKER PLACING AN
ORDER FOR HIS ENTIRE CREW.
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"ON THE FIFTH SANDWICH, I NEED
PEPPER AND LIGHT HOT SAUCE."
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I MISS YOU, FRIEND
I HAVE CURSED YOU UNDER MY
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BREATH, BUT I DO MISS YOU NOW.
BUT ALL THE STUDIES TELL US
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HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE DOESN'T WORK
AND PUSHING IT IS DANGEROUS,
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ESPECIALLY, ESPECIALLY FOR
PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY NEED IT FOR
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CONDITIONS LIKE LUPUS.
AFTER THE PRESIDENT BEGAN
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TOUTING HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE FOR
CORONAVIRUS EARLIER THIS YEAR,
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LUPUS PATIENTS STRUGGLED TO GET
IT WITH ONE TELLING "USA TODAY"
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THAT BECAUSE SHE WAS UNABLE TO
FILL HER PRESCRIPTION, SHE IS
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RATIONING HER PILLS, TAKING A
HALF‐PILL EVERY DAY, A QUARTER
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OF HER NORMAL DOSAGE
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
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LUPUS PATIENTS BASICALLY HAVE TO
MICRODOSE A LIFE‐SAVING
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MEDICATION THE SAME WAY YOUR
RECENTLY DIVORCED AUNT
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MICRODOSES LSD
"IF I TAKE THE RIGHT AMOUNT,
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IT'S ALMOST LIKE STEVE NEVER
EXISTED IN THIS UNIVERSE."
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AND YET, BECAUSE THEY'VE FAILED
ON THE PANDEMIC RESPONSE, AND
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BECAUSE THEY'RE DESPERATE FOR A
MAGIC FIX THAT WILL MAKE THE
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CRISIS GO AWAY, PROMINENT
FIGURES ON THE RIGHT ARE NOW
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PUSHING THE DISCREDITED
HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE VIDEO
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THE PRESIDENT'S SON, DON JR.,
HAD HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT
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PARTIALLY LOCKED FOR 12 HOURS
AFTER TWEETING THE VIDEO TO HIS
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FIVE MILLION FOLLOWERS
AND THEN LAST NIGHT, HE WENT ON
FOX NEWS TO COMPLAIN
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>> NOW, TWITTER TAKES ME DOWN
FOR
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THAT BUT TWITTER HAS NO PROBLEM
SAYING THAT CORONAVIRUS
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DISINFORMATION SPREAD BY THE
CHINESE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT
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VIOLATE THEIR RULES.
THAT'S INTERESTING
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JAKE TAPPER HIMSELF, A FEW WEEKS
AGO, POSTED, "STUDY FINDS
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HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE HELPED
CORONAVIRUS PATIENTS SURVIVE
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BETTER."
NOW, WHY IS JAKE TAPPER NOT
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SPREADING MISINFORMATION BUT I
SOMEHOW AM
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>> Seth: IT'S FUN WHEN A DUMB
GUY BRINGS PRINTOUTS TO AN
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INTERVIEW.
IT'S LIKE WHEN THE JOCK ON
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CAMPUS CARRIES AROUND A BOOK TO
IMPRESS GIRLS.
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"OH, THIS?
YEAH, I WAS JUST READING ABOUT
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MY FAVORITE AUTHOR,
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
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HE WENT TO JAIL.
THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT IT."
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OH, WAIT, WAIT
I'M SORRY.
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WHAT'S ON ONE OF THOSE
PRINTOUTS?
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OH, MAN.
>> WHAT IS IT?
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I CAN'T SEE.
>> Seth: NOTHING
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AND BY THE WAY, THERE'S A HUGE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JOURNALIST
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TWEETING A LINK TO A NEWS STORY
AND WHAT YOU TWEETED OUT
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AT LEAST HE TWEETED A LINK TO A
REPUTABLE NEWS ORGANIZATION
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REPORTING ON A STUDY THAT PUT
THE FINDINGS IN PROPER CONTEXT
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AND USED CAUTIOUS LANGUAGE
WHEREAS YOU JUST TWEETED OUT A
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VIDEO FUNDED BY A RIGHT WING
DARK MONEY GROUP WITH A DOCTOR
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CALLING HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE A,
QUOTE, "CURE FOR CORONAVIRUS."
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A DOCTOR, BY THE WAY, WHO ALSO
CLAIMS THAT GYNECOLOGICAL
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PROBLEMS ARE, IN FACT, CAUSED BY
PEOPLE HAVING SEX IN THEIR
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DREAMS WITH DEMONS AND WITCHES,
THAT ALIEN DNA IS CURRENTLY USED
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IN MEDICAL TREATMENTS AND
SCIENTISTS ARE COOKING UP A
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VACCINE TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM
BEING RELIGIOUS AND THAT THE
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GOVERNMENT IS RUN IN PART NOT BY
HUMANS BUT BY REPTILES AND OTHER
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ALIENS
"HEY, TON, I FIGURED OUT WHERE
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THAT DISCHARGE CAME FROM
I HAD DREAM SEX WITH A DEMON."
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"OH!
WE'RE STILL EATING HERE.
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DEMON SPERM SOUNDS LIKE A
CATCHPHRASE ON "CHURCH CHAT:
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AFTER DARK."
"LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR THROBBING
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LOINS AND PULSATING BUTTOCKS
IS IT POSSIBLE YOU'RE INFECTED
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WITH, COULD IT BE, DEMON SPERM?"
SIDE NOTE.
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I'M VERY CLOSE TO HAVING EARLY
1990s DANA CARVEY HAIR ALTHOUGH
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I'M EVEN CLOSER TO
DENNIS MILLER.
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OH, MAN.
HAVE THOSE '90s MILLER LOCKS
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THAT'S THE DREAM
>> BACK TO THE LOOK, JOCKO
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>> Seth: SEE
HE SERVES A PURPOSE.
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ALSO, IF THEY WERE REALLY USING
DNA IN TREATMENTS, TRUMP
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DEFINITELY WOULD HAVE ASKED
FAUCI ABOUT IT
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"FAUCI, JUST SPITBALLING HERE.
WHAT IF WE CAUGHT AN ALIEN AND
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JUST LET IT ATTACH ITSELF TO
YOUR FACE?
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YOU KNOW, LIKE A BIG HAND?
I'M HEARING VERY GOOD THINGS
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FROM MY FRIENDS AT THE
WEYLAND‐YUTANI CORPORATION,
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FAUCI.
SERIOUSLY, DOES SHE ACTUALLY
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PRACTICE MEDICINE?
FILLING OUT THOSE INSURANCE
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FORMS MUST BE A NIGHTMARE.
HAVE YOU RECENTLY, ONE, TRAVELED
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ABROAD, TWO, VISITED A FARM,
THREE, BONED A DEMON
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SERIOUSLY, WHO ON EARTH COULD
POSSIBLY TRUST A DOCTOR LIKE
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THIS
OH, GOD.
WHY'D I ASK?
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>> THERE WAS A ‐‐ A WOMAN WHO
WAS
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SPECTACULAR IN HER STATEMENTS
ABOUT IT, THAT SHE'S HAD
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TREMENDOUS SUCCESS WITH IT
AND THEY TOOK HER ‐‐ THEY TOOK
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HER VOICE OFF.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY TOOK HER
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OFF BUT THEY TOOK HER OFF.
I CAN TELL YOU THIS.
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SHE WAS ON AIR, ALONG WITH MANY
OTHER DOCTORS.
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THEY WERE BIG FANS OF
HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE
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AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS VERY
IMPRESSIVE
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I WAS VERY IMPRESSED WITH HER
AND OTHER DOCTORS THAT STOOD
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WITH HER
I THINK SHE MADE SENSE
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>> Seth: COOL, SO, TRUMP WON'T
LISTEN TO THE RENOWNED
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INFECTIOUS DISEASE EXPERT WHO
ACTUALLY WORKS FOR HIM BUT HE
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LOVES THE DEMON SPERM LADY
WAS HE LIKE THIS WHEN HE LIVED
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IN NEW YORK?
BECAUSE NEW YORK IS FILLED WITH
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PEOPLE LIKE THIS
IF YOU GO TO A COMMUNITY BOARD
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MEETING, THERE'S ALWAYS AT LEAST
ONE DEMON SPERM GUY.
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THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THE MEETING
IS ENDING.
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"ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE
MORE ISSUE
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YES, YOU, SIR?
"YEAH, I GOT A QUESTION.
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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT
THE DEMON SPERM ON THE STATUE IN
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THE PARK?"
"SIR, FOR THE LAST TIME, THAT'S
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PIGEON POOP.
"THAT'S WHAT AZAZEL WANTS YOU TO
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THINK.
"WE'RE ADJOURNED."
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ALTHOUGH, I GUESS TRUMP IS USED
TO HEARING CRAZY STUFF FROM
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DOCTORS SINCE THIS GUY WAS HIS
DOCTOR
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"HEY, MAN, YOU WANT TO TRY THIS
ALIEN VACCINE I'VE BEEN WORKING
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ON
IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE.
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SOY SAUCE PACKET, SOY SAUCE
PACKET, HONEY MUSTARD.
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HERE WE ARE, COCAINE
OH, DID I SAY VACCINE?
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I MEANT COCAINE.
DANGEROUS CORONAVIRUS
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MISINFORMATION IS SURGING ON
SOCIAL MEDIA
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AND IT'S BEING AMPLIFIED BY THE
PRESIDENT AND HIS BACKERS
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BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEIR RESPONSE
TO THE PANDEMIC HAS BEEN A
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COLOSSAL FAILURE
JUST STEP BACK AND CONSIDER HOW
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INSANE THIS IS
THE PRESIDENT CAN'T BE BOTHERED
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TO FOCUS ON THE THINGS THAT
ACTUALLY WORK, LIKE TESTING,
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CONTACT TRACING, ISOLATION OR
MASK‐WEARING, BUT IF A CRAZY
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PERSON POSTS A VIDEO CLAIMING
LIZARD PEOPLE ARE MAKING ALIEN
VACCINES, HIS RESPONSE IS ‐‐
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>> THAT'S INTERESTING.
>> Seth: "THAT'S THE LOOK,
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FOLKS.
AND I AM OUT OF HERE."
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♪
SO MANY NEW YORKERS ARE TURNING
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TO CITY HARVEST FOR HELP FEEDING
THEIR FAMILIES AND THEY NEED
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YOUR SUPPORT NOW MORE THAN EVER.
THERE'S A WEBSITE BELOW TO
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DONATE
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
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DAVID SCHWIMMER.
♪
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♪
>> FOR MORE OF SETH'S "CLOSER
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LOOKS," BE SURE SUBSCRIBE TO
"LATE NIGHT" ON YOUTUBE.
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>> Seth: OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT
IS AN EMMY‐NOMINATED ACTOR YOU
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KNOW FROM HIS WORK IN "AMERICAN
CRIME STORY," "BAND OF
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BROTHERS," AND OF COURSE
"FRIENDS."
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HE STARS IN THE NEW COMEDY
SERIES "INTELLIGENCE" WHICH IS
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00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:35,975
CURRENTLY STREAMING ON PEACOCK
HERE'S MY CONVERSATION WITH
DAVID SCHWIMMER.
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HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD.
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00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,347
HOW ARE YOU, SETH?
>> Seth: I'M DOING VERY WELL
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00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,183
CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW SHOW.
I'M VERY JEALOUS
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00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,718
I FEEL LIKE FOR A LONG TIME MY
DREAM WAS TO SHOOT A COMEDY IN
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00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:49,989
ENGLAND AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
YOU GOT TO DO.
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00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:54,560
>> YEAH.
I FEEL REALLY, REALLY BLESSED,
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00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,429
ACTUALLY
IT'S A LOT OF FUN TO WORK IN ‐‐
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00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,965
IN THE UK.
>> Seth: AND YOU ‐‐ DID YOU KNOW
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THE CREATOR OF THIS SHOW
HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED IN THE
413
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,969
FIRST PLACE?
>> YEAH, HE'S A BUDDY OF MINE,
414
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:08,007
NICK MOHAMMED.
YOU KNOW, HE AND THIS OTHER
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00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:13,045
WRITER AND ACTOR, JULIA DAVIS,
HAD CREATED A SHOW THAT THEY
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00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,315
WERE THINKING ABOUT ADDING AN
AMERICAN CHARACTER TO.
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00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:19,919
THIS WAS A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO
SO I WENT OUT TO LONDON TO DO
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00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:24,623
ABOUT A WEEK OF IMPROV WITH THEM
AND JUST KIND OF FIND THAT
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00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:28,360
CHARACTER AND FIND WHO THIS GUY
WOULD BE
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00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:33,099
WE DISCOVERED A REALLY FUN
DYNAMIC BETWEEN NICK AND I OF
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KIND OF A DIFFERENCE IN STATUS,
OF POWER
422
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,839
AND I GUESS NICK REALLY LOVED
THAT DYNAMIC
423
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,141
AND WE HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME
WORKING TOGETHER THAT ABOUT A
424
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:45,978
YEAR LATER HE JUST EMAILED ME
THIS IDEA.
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00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:49,582
AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS ‐‐ I
WAS JUST SO TICKLED BY THE IDEA
426
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:53,285
OF A WORKPLACE COMEDY SET IN THE
HIGH‐STAKES WORLD OF NATIONAL
427
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:58,524
SECURITY AND CYBER TERRORISM
THAT I ‐‐ AND THIS GUY WHO'S
428
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:02,461
SUCH A POMPOUS AMERICAN
BLOWHARD
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00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:05,998
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A REALLY
FUN OPPORTUNITY.
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00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,433
SO ‐
>> Seth: IT DOES SEEM LIKE A
431
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,702
CHARACTER THAT YOU SINK YOUR
TEETH INTO
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00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,404
DID YOU KNOW FROM THE EARLY
CREATION OF THE CHARACTER OR THE
433
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:15,808
FACT THAT IT WAS THIS WORKPLACE
INTELLIGENCE COMEDY THAT YOU
434
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:19,745
WANTED TO BE THE BRASH SORT OF
BLOWHARDY AMERICAN CHARACTER
435
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:23,816
>> THAT'S KIND OF WHO HE WAS
FROM THE OFFSET.
436
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,084
AND WE WORKED ON IT THEN
TOGETHER FOR ABOUT A YEAR, YEAR
437
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:28,053
AND A HALF, TRYING TO FIND ‐‐
TRYING TO FIND THIS GUY WHO, TO
438
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:33,192
ME, IS INSPIRED FROM A LOT OF
MEN IN POWER IN OUR ‐‐
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00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:36,262
>> Seth: YEAH.
>> IN OUR COUNTRY, AND PROBABLY
440
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:39,899
HIS.
THIS, YOU KNOW ‐‐ THIS MOSTLY
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00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:47,740
IGNORANT NARCISSIST AND
CASUALLY ‐‐ CASUALLY SEXIST AND
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00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:53,746
RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC AND ‐‐ AND
VERY PATRIOTIC, MOSTLY BECAUSE
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00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:58,117
HE'S NEVER BEEN OUT OF THE
UNITED STATES IN HIS LIFE.
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00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:01,487
>> Seth: RIGHT
WERE YOU ‐‐ YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY
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00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:05,424
WE BOTH HAVE BACKGROUNDS AS
IMPROVISERS BUT I HAVEN'T DONE
446
00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:07,393
IT FOR SO LONG
I THINK I WOULD BE A LITTLE
447
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:09,161
TERRIFIED IF SOMEBODY SAID,
"HEY, LET'S GO ‐‐
448
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,996
LET'S IMPROVISE.
DID YOU ‐‐ WAS IT ALL ‐‐ DID IT
449
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:14,533
ALL COME BACK TO YOU, OR WAS IT
SCARY?
450
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:19,438
>> IT WAS ‐‐ IT WASN'T SCARY,
BUT I ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I ‐‐ I KNOW
451
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:25,544
YOUR BACKGROUND OF IMPROV AND
BOOM CHICAGO AND EVERYTHING.
452
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:32,451
BUT ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I LEARNED EARLY
ON FROM WHEN I WAS IN AN IMPROV
453
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:39,758
GROUP WITH COLBERT THAT I ‐‐ HE
JUST OUTCLASSED ME
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00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:41,393
YOU KNOW
SO, I ‐‐ I KIND OF APPROACH IT
455
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:43,162
WHEN I'M IN ‐‐ I THINK IT'S A
LITTLE ‐‐ I APPROACH IT MORE
456
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:45,164
LIKE AN ACTOR IN CHARACTER
AS LONG AS I'VE GOT A REALLY
457
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,233
SOLID CHARACTER AND KIND OF AN
IDEA OF WHAT THE SCENE'S ABOUT,
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00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:50,803
I FEEL PERMISSION TO IMPROV.
AND NICK IS SO GOOD.
459
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:54,840
HE'S AS GOOD AS YOU AND COLBERT
AT IT.
460
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,344
SO I FEEL LIKE HE CARRIED ME,
PRETTY MUCH.
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00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,312
>> Seth: YOU ‐‐ SO YOU BROUGHT
UP COLBERT, NOW I NEED TO SAY
462
00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:04,683
IT
COLBERT, YOU, MYSELF, OUR OTHER
463
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:07,219
GUEST TONIGHT, ROBIN THEDE, ALL
GRADUATES OF NORTHWESTERN
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00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:10,055
UNIVERSITY
>> YEAH.
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00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,490
>> Seth: I KNOW WE TALKED ABOUT
IT BEFORE, YOU SPOKE AT MY
466
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:12,825
GRADUATION
AND I KNOW THAT'S LIKE ‐‐
467
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:15,194
THERE'S A GOOD AND BAD TO THAT
'CAUSE ONE, I FEEL LIKE I'M ‐‐
468
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,496
I'M AGE SHAMING YOU.
BUT TWO ‐‐
469
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,832
>> YOU ARE
YOU ARE.
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00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:20,933
THANK YOU FOR THAT
THANKS
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00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,968
>> Seth: THE BEST COMMENCEMENT
SPEECH I'VE EVER ‐‐ I MEAN I
472
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:25,170
HAVEN'T HEARD THAT MANY, BUT IT
WAS OUTSTANDING.
473
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:29,208
>> THANK YOU
>> Seth: THEN ‐‐ SO RIGHT OUT OF
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00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,510
COLLEGE, DID YOU ‐‐ I KNOW
LOOKINGGLASS, YOUR THEATER
475
00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:32,912
COMPANY IN CHICAGO, WAS THAT
RIGHT OUT OF COLLEGE THAT YOU
476
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,648
STARTED THAT
>> YEAH, WE STARTED UPON
477
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,950
GRADUATION, ACTUALLY, FROM
NORTHWESTERN
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00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:40,686
MAYBE BECAUSE WE JUST DIDN'T
WANT ‐‐ WE WERE TOO SCARED TO
479
00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:43,856
ENTER THE REAL WORLD
BUT, YEAH, WE ‐‐ WE REALLY WERE
480
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:47,893
HUNGRY AND DETERMINED TO START
OUR OWN COMPANY.
481
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:50,396
WE HAD BEEN DIRECTING EACH OTHER
IN ‐‐ THROUGHOUT, YOU KNOW, OUR
482
00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:54,033
YEARS AT NORTHWESTERN.
AND THEN I STARTED TO BOUNCE
483
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:57,102
BACK BETWEEN AUDITIONING FOR TV
AND FILM IN L. A.
484
00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:01,140
AND COMMUTING TO CHICAGO
SO I GO BACK AND FORTH TO DO
485
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:04,209
THEATER IN CHICAGO WITH MY
COMPANY AND TRY TO ‐‐
486
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:09,014
TRY TO CLIMB THE, YOU KNOW, THE
HOLLYWOOD, YOU KNOW, RUNGS, AS
487
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:14,353
IT WERE, THE LADDER, TO TRY TO
EKE OUT A CAREER IN TV AND FILM
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00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:17,656
AS WELL.
>> Seth: IT'S FUNNY.
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00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:20,726
YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW, I
THINK, LIKE EVERYBODY IN THAT
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00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:23,329
CAST, YOU CAME TO PROMINENCE ON
"FRIENDS."
491
00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,130
I DID NOT REALIZE YOU WERE ON
ANOTHER ICONIC SHOW.
492
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,665
I DID NOT REALIZE UNTIL TODAY
THAT YOU WERE ON "THE WONDER
493
00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:29,034
YEARS.
>> OH, YEAH.
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00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:31,337
>> Seth: AND BASED ON THIS
PHOTO, A VERY DIFFERENT
495
00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,839
CHARACTER THAN ROSS.
>> I WAS PLAYING THIS ‐‐ THIS
496
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:39,545
KIND OF HIPPIE ‐‐ NOT HIPPIE,
BUT MORE LIKE A WANDERING
497
00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:43,349
CONSTRUCTION KIND OF GUY AND ‐‐
WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH
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00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:47,186
OLIVIA dABO'S CHARACTER, YOU
KNOW, THE SISTER
499
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:52,992
AND THAT WAS MY FIRST
INTRODUCTION TO TV, REALLY
500
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:56,795
I MEAN, THAT WAS MY FIRST REAL
BREAK.
501
00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:58,664
AND I CAN TELL YOU, THE FIRST ‐‐
ACTUALLY, MY FIRST REAL SCENE ON
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00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:01,000
CAMERA ‐‐
YOU KNOW, I COME FROM THEATER SO
503
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:07,740
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING,
RIGHT?
504
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,174
I JUST THOUGHT, "OKAY, WE ALL
REHEARSE THIS BIG DINNER SCENE."
505
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:14,413
ACTUALLY, ABOUT FIVE OF US SAT
AT THE TABLE
506
00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:15,814
AND WE REHEARSED, AND I FELT
KIND OF NERVOUS.
507
00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:18,550
I'M STEPPING INTO THIS BIG CAST,
THIS HUGE SHOW
508
00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:21,620
AND THEY SHOOT ‐‐ THEY SHOOT
FRED FIRST
509
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:25,657
THEY SHOOT HIM BECAUSE HE HAD TO
GO TO SCHOOL AFTER HIS ‐
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00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:27,726
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Seth: RIGHT, OF COURSE.
511
00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:29,528
>> SO, THEY SHOT HIM OUT
AND THEN THEY SHOOT EVERYONE
512
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,697
ELSE OUT
AND I'M LAST
513
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:34,566
AND WHEN I'M FINALLY ON CAMERA,
I'M ACTING ACROSS A PIECE OF
514
00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:36,935
TAPE THAT THEY PUT NEXT TO THE
CAMERA BOX
515
00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:40,906
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND SOME OLDER SCRIPT SUPERVISOR
516
00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:43,175
KIND OF READING THE LINES.
AND I'M LIKE, "OH MY GOD
517
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:46,011
THIS IS MY INTRO
I'M JUST ACTING WITH A PIECE OF
518
00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:48,847
TAPE."
ANYWAY, IT WAS ‐‐ IT WAS BAPTISM
519
00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:51,583
BY FIRE, I GUESS, BUT YOU KNOW
>> Seth: I THINK THE OTHER WEIRD
520
00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:54,653
THING THAT HAPPENS IS THE FIRST
TIME YOU'RE ON TELEVISION ‐‐ MY
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00:25:54,653 --> 00:25:58,357
FIRST TIME, I WAS AT A VERY
SMALL ROLE IN AN EPISODE OF
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00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:00,325
"SPIN CITY."
PEOPLE AT HOME, THEY SEE YOU AND
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00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:05,297
THEY ASSUME, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN
ON NETWORK TELEVISION, THAT YOU
524
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:08,467
HAVE NOW MADE IT AND YOU HAVE
NOTHING BUT MONEY.
525
00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:11,070
BUT THE REALITY IS LIKE, AS SOON
AS I DID THAT EPISODE, I WENT
526
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,905
BACK TO MY NORMAL LIFE
THE SAME HAPPENED FOR YOU,
527
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,207
RIGHT?
>> FOR SURE.
528
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:17,709
I MEAN, I WAS WAITING TABLES FOR
SEVEN YEARS DURING ALL THESE
529
00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:21,647
LITTLE GIGS, YOU KNOW.
YOU'RE RIGHT
530
00:26:21,647 --> 00:26:23,282
I MEAN, PEOPLE THINK, "WOW,
YOU'RE ON TV
531
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:26,452
YOU MADE IT!
BUT, I MEAN, THE FIRST TIME I
532
00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:28,987
ACTUALLY SAW MYSELF ON
TELEVISION, ON "THE WONDER
533
00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:33,459
YEARS," I WAS WAITING TABLES
I WAS ON MY SHIFT.
534
00:26:33,459 --> 00:26:36,628
AND ONE OF MY BUDDIES, ANOTHER
WAITER, YOU KNOW, POINTED OUT TO
535
00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:41,133
THE TELEVISION THAT WE HAD OVER
THE BAR ‐‐ AT THE BAR AREA OF
536
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:44,069
THE RESTAURANT
HE SAID, "SCHWIMMER, YOU'RE ON
537
00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:47,239
TV."
I LOOKED, LIKE, "YEAH.
538
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:49,408
AND I TURNED BACK TO MY TABLE.
I WAS LIKE, "DO YOU WANT BLUE
539
00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:55,214
CHEESE OR THOUSAND ISLAND?
[ LAUGHTER ]
540
00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:57,282
>> Seth: IT'S VERY HUMBLING.
IT'S ‐‐ THAT'S A GOOD STORY.
541
00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,718
I HOPE THAT EVERYBODY WHO'S
TRYING TO GET INTO THIS BUSINESS
542
00:26:59,718 --> 00:27:02,654
CAN HEAR THAT AND BE A LITTLE
INSPIRED BY HOW IT ULTIMATELY
543
00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:06,058
TURNED OUT
>> WELL, IT ALSO ‐‐ I THINK IT
544
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:11,497
TEACHES YOU SO MUCH RESPECT FOR
ANYONE IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY,
545
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:13,632
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
I MEAN ‐
546
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,334
>> Seth: YES
>> IF YOU EVER WAITED TABLES, AS
547
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:18,737
I DID FOR SEVEN YEARS, FIRST OF
ALL, YOU TIP REALLY WELL FOR THE
548
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:21,240
REST OF YOUR LIFE ‐‐
>> Seth: ABSOLUTELY.
549
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,643
>> BECAUSE YOU JUST KNOW HOW
MUCH ‐‐ HOW MUCH PEOPLE RELY ON
550
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:28,881
GRATUITY
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I PAID MY
551
00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:31,617
BILLS, YOU KNOW, FOR ALL THOSE
YEARS.
552
00:27:31,617 --> 00:27:33,485
>> Seth: I ALSO ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU FEEL THIS WAY, BUT I
553
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:36,321
THINK THERE'S THIS PROJECTION OF
HOW STRESSFUL SHOW BUSINESS CAN
554
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:38,056
BE
AND IT'S NOT WITHOUT ITS
555
00:27:38,056 --> 00:27:39,591
STRESSES, BUT THE ONLY STRESS
DREAMS I EVER HAVE ARE ONES
556
00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:42,761
ABOUT BEING A WAITER
THAT IS STILL ‐‐ TABLE SEVEN
557
00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:48,500
NEEDS THEIR BURRITO.
THAT WILL WAKE ME UP IN THE
558
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,302
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT MORE THAN
ANYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN
559
00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:52,171
MY CAREER.
WELL, I HOPE, ONE, WE ALL CAN
560
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:55,340
GET BACK TO RESTAURANTS SOON
AND TWO, THAT WE ALL CAN
561
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,309
REMEMBER TO OVERTIP OUR WAITING
STAFF.
562
00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:59,378
>> YES, YES.
>> Seth: CONGRATS ON THE SHOW.
563
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:00,812
IT'S ALWAYS NICE TALKING TO YOU,
DAVID.
564
00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:01,914
>> THANKS, MAN
THANK, SETH.
565
00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:04,183
I APPRECIATE IT.
>> Seth: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
566
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:04,742
WITH A VISIT FROM FRED ARMISEN
♪
567
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:29,308
♪
>> Seth: I'M SO GLAD
568
00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,276
FRED ARMISEN IS BACK THIS WEEK
LEADING THE 8G BAND.
569
00:28:31,276 --> 00:28:34,012
AND WHEN HE'S HERE, THERE'S A
THING WE LIKE TO DO WHERE I SHOW
570
00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:36,215
FRED A FAMOUS PAINTING AND GET
HIM TO TELL US ABOUT IT.
571
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,817
LITTLE‐KNOWN FACT, FRED HAS NO
IDEA WHAT THE PAINTING IS OR
572
00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:40,586
REALLY ANYTHING ABOUT ART
HISTORY.
573
00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:41,553
IT'S JUST ALL OFF THE TOP OF HIS
574
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:45,791
HEAD AND I GRIN AND LOVE IT.
HERE'S ONCE AGAIN IS "FRED
ARMISEN: ART AFICIONADO.
575
00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:50,963
>> Seth: HEY, FRED, HOW ARE YOU?
>> Fred: HOW YOU DOING
576
00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:53,398
>> Seth: I'M GOOD.
SO YOU HAVE ALWAYS CLAIMED YOU
577
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:56,435
KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERY
PAINTING EVER PAINTED.
578
00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:58,971
LAST CHANCE TO ADMIT THAT THAT
WAS A LIE.
579
00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:01,006
>> Fred: NO.
I KNOW ABOUT ALL ART, PAINTING,
580
00:29:01,006 --> 00:29:05,277
SCULPTURE, PRETTY MUCH
EVERYTHING
581
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:06,712
>> Seth: OKAY, WELL, HERE'S
TODAY'S PAINTING
582
00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:10,549
THIS IS GEORGE BELLOWS'
1924 PAINTING, "DEMPSEY AND
583
00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:14,686
FIRPO.
>> Fred: YES, THIS IS A VERY,
584
00:29:14,686 --> 00:29:18,624
VERY FAMOUS PAINTING
PEOPLE WILL RECOGNIZE IT AS THE
585
00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:20,592
MOST FAMOUS PAINTING
>> Seth: UH‐HUH.
586
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:23,095
>> Fred: BUT, IT'S SORT OF
SECOND
587
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:25,397
I THINK SECOND OR THIRD.
IT'S JUST THAT WE JUST ‐
588
00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:27,099
>> Seth: WHAT'S ‐‐
>> Fred: DON'T REALIZE HOW ‐
589
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,500
>> Seth: IF IT'S ‐‐ IT'S THIRD,
WHAT ARE ‐‐ WHAT ARE ONE AND
590
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,202
TWO?
>> "MONA LISA.
591
00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:35,574
>> Seth: UH‐HUH.
>> AND "THE DAVID." ‐‐
592
00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:38,744
>> Seth: OKAY.
>> Fred: WHICH IS A SCULPTURE.
593
00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:39,978
BUT PEOPLE SEE IT AS A ‐‐ THEY
SEE IT AS A SORT OF PAINTING
594
00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:41,380
ANYWAY ‐
>> Seth: A CLAY PAINTING
595
00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:42,681
>> Fred: THIS IS SECOND OR
THIRD.
596
00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:45,083
AND PEOPLE, THEY JUST KNOW IT,
BUT THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE IT ‐‐
597
00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:46,718
>> Seth: OKAY.
>> Fred: IF YOU UNDERSTAND THAT.
598
00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:48,487
IT'S SOMETHING THAT THEY SEE AND
GO, "OF COURSE, I KNOW THIS
599
00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:52,524
PAINTING."
SO THIS ‐‐ YOU KNOW, THIS WAS A
600
00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:55,494
SORT OF ‐‐ THIS WAS ALREADY
COMPLETED.
601
00:29:55,494 --> 00:30:01,633
AND THE PAINTER'S PROFESSOR CAME
BACK AND WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW,
602
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,669
YOU HAVE A LOT OF PROMISE.
>> Seth: OH?
603
00:30:03,669 --> 00:30:05,637
>> Fred: AND THEN HE WAS LIKE ‐‐
AND HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU
604
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,406
TALKING ABOUT?
I'M ALREADY A WELL‐KNOWN
605
00:30:07,406 --> 00:30:08,707
PAINTER.
I'M DOING FINE
606
00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:10,342
I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL."
AND HE'S LIKE, "NO, NO, YOU'RE
607
00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:11,877
REALLY ‐‐ IT'S REALLY COMING
ALONG.
608
00:30:11,877 --> 00:30:14,379
IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A LOT OF
EMOTION.
609
00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:16,682
AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE OTHER
BOXER'S FALLING OUT OF THE
610
00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:18,650
RING."
HE'S LIKE, "I KNOW, I'M GOOD
611
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,920
I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL
YES, I AM ‐‐ I AM ACCOMPLISHED
612
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,223
THIS IS MAYBE MY 40th PAINTING
I'M ALL GOOD."
613
00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:27,726
AND THIS PROFESSOR IS JUST
LOOKING OVER HIS SHOULDER.
614
00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:29,695
HE WAS LIKE, "REALLY, I MEAN, I
WOULD ‐‐ YOU KNOW, WITH THE
615
00:30:29,695 --> 00:30:31,229
LIGHT, I WOULD TRY TO ‐‐
AND HE WAS LIKE, "I AM ‐‐
616
00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:33,031
LISTEN, YOU'RE ONLY GETTING IN
THE WAY.
617
00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:37,002
SO FOR THE REST OF THE PAINTING,
HE PAINTED LIKE ‐‐ LIKE QUIETLY
618
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:40,305
AND ANGRILY.
HE'S LIKE, "DUDE IS LOOKING
619
00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:42,374
RIGHT OVER MY SHOULDER
AND I'M TRYING TO FINISH THIS
620
00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,543
PAINTING."
>> Seth: WOW
621
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,645
>> Fred: AND OUT OF POLITENESS,
HE WAS JUST LIKE "THANK YOU.
622
00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:48,180
THANK YOU.
>> Seth: WOW
623
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,581
>> Fred: SO THIS IS A PAINTING
IT'S A VERY INTERESTING PAINTING
624
00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,983
BECAUSE IT WAS DONE TOWARDS THE
END IN A LITTLE BIT OF A RUSH.
625
00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:54,286
LIKE, "I'M GOING TO JUST FINISH
THIS THING AND GET IT OUT THERE
626
00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:55,921
BECAUSE THIS PROFESSOR IS
LIKE ‐
627
00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:58,757
[ LAUGHTER ]
LITERALLY LOOKING OVER MY
628
00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,959
SHOULDER AS I'M TRYING TO
COMPLETE IT.
629
00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,494
>> Seth: WOW, LOOKING AT THE
PAINTING ‐
630
00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:04,129
>> Fred: WHICH IS THE REASON THE
REF ISN'T DRESSED LIKE A REF
631
00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:05,230
DID YOU NOTICE THE REF THERE
[ LAUGHTER ]
632
00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:08,100
>> Seth: YEAH.
YEAH, HE'S LIKE ‐‐
633
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:09,901
>> Fred: SO HE ORIGINALLY ‐‐
>> Seth: HE'S DRESSED LIKE
634
00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:11,670
SOMEONE IN AN OFFICE
>> Fred: YEAH.
635
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:14,840
OH, YEAH
AND I THINK HE DID IT JUST TO
636
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,908
SORT OF LIKE, "I NEED TO PUT
BEIGE AND LIGHT BLUE AND GET
637
00:31:16,908 --> 00:31:19,745
THIS GUY OUT OF HERE."
SO IT WAS LIKE, "I'M DONE.
638
00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:22,147
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I'M DONE
639
00:31:22,147 --> 00:31:23,815
THIS IS ‐‐ I'M DONE.
I'M GOING TO GET IT OUT THERE.
640
00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:25,217
AND THE PROFESSOR IS LIKE,
"YOU'RE REALLY COMING ALONG.
641
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:27,185
HE'S LIKE, "THANKS."
>> Seth: WOW
642
00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:29,254
THAT'S FANTASTIC
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT
643
00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:31,456
INSIGHT, AS ALWAYS
644
00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:35,694
THIS HAS BEEN "FRED ARMISEN: ART
AFICIONADO."
[ LAUGHTER ]
645
00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:39,498
♪
>> Seth: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
646
00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:41,867
WITH
ROBIN THEDE.
647
00:31:41,867 --> 00:31:42,302
♪
♪
648
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:05,891
>> Seth: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A
VERY FUNNY ACTRESS, COMEDIAN,
649
00:32:05,891 --> 00:32:09,327
WRITER AND PRODUCER.
HER HBO SHOW "A BLACK LADY
650
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:12,330
SKETCH SHOW" WAS JUST NOMINATED
FOR THREE EMMYS, INCLUDING
651
00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:13,331
OUTSTANDING VARIETY SKETCH
652
00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:16,334
SERIES
HERE'S MY CONVERSATION WITH
ROBIN THEDE.
653
00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:19,104
>> Seth: WELCOME BACK, ROBIN
HOW ARE YOU?
654
00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:22,040
>> I'M SO GOOD
>> Seth: YES, CONGRATULATIONS.
655
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,475
"A BLACK LADY SKETCH SHOW"
NOMINATED FOR THREE AWARDS,
656
00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:29,681
INCLUDING BEST VARIETY SERIES.
YOU MUST BE SO HAPPY
657
00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:34,286
>> I'M SO THRILLED
I ‐‐ YESTERDAY, I ATE JELLY
658
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:37,456
BEANS FOR BREAKFAST.
I WAS VERY ‐‐ THAT WAS MY TREAT
659
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:40,292
TO MYSELF.
AND MY HOME CURRENTLY LOOKS LIKE
660
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,394
A FLOWER SHOP BECAUSE I'VE HAD
SO MANY DELIVERIES FROM
661
00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:46,364
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
>> Seth: AND I WANT TO
662
00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:49,267
CONGRATULATE NOT JUST THE SHOW
GETTING NOMINATED FOR SERIES,
663
00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:52,337
BUT ANGELA BASSETT
AND WE TALKED LAST TIME YOU WERE
664
00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:54,105
ON THE SHOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT
YOU GOT HER TO DO A CAMEO IN
665
00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:56,274
YOUR SERIES.
SHE GOT NOMINATED FOR GUEST
666
00:32:56,274 --> 00:32:59,444
ACTOR IN A COMEDY.
AND THIS IS A WORLD‐RENOWNED
667
00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:01,646
ACTRESS.
BUT I DON'T BELIEVE SHE'S EVER
668
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,615
BEEN NOMINATED FOR COMEDY
BEFORE, SO I TIP MY CAP TO YOU
669
00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:05,884
AND YOUR TEAM.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, YES.
670
00:33:05,884 --> 00:33:08,420
I AM ‐‐ YOU KNOW,
ANGELA BASSETT, A YOUNG UPSTART,
671
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:11,690
REALLY JUST SOMEONE ‐‐
>> Seth: YES
672
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,558
>> AT THE BEGINNING OF THEIR
COMEDY CAREER.
673
00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:16,394
SO, I'M THRILLED FOR HER
AND, YOU KNOW, I SAW HER,
674
00:33:16,394 --> 00:33:18,363
ACTUALLY, AT THE IMAGE AWARDS
EARLIER THIS YEAR.
675
00:33:18,363 --> 00:33:20,131
AND SHE SAID, "HEY, ROBIN.
I SAID, "OH, HEY."
676
00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:22,434
AND SHE SAID, "SO WHEN DO WE
START SHOOTING AGAIN?"
677
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:25,470
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO SHE OBVIOUSLY WANTED TO KEEP
678
00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:28,640
DOING THIS
SO I'M LIKE, "HEY, ANYTHING YOU
679
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,576
WANT TO DO."
>> Seth: AND A MORE ‐‐ OBVIOUSLY
680
00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:33,879
DIME DAVIS, YOUR DIRECTOR,
LESSER KNOWN, BUT HER
681
00:33:33,879 --> 00:33:36,948
ACCOMPLISHMENT IS MORE HISTORIC
AND ‐‐ AND TRULY INCREDIBLE.
682
00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:39,117
CAN YOU JUST SPEAK ABOUT THAT
FOR A SECOND
683
00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:41,753
>> IT'S SO HUGE.
SO DIME DAVIS DIRECTED OUR
684
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:44,155
ENTIRE SERIES, SEASON ONE.
SHE IS AN INCREDIBLE DIRECTOR, A
685
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:47,092
VISIONARY.
AND SHE HAS NOW SET THE RECORD
686
00:33:47,092 --> 00:33:50,295
SHE'S THE FIRST BLACK WOMAN TO
EVER BE NOMINATED FOR DIRECTING
687
00:33:50,295 --> 00:33:52,797
A SERIES FOR A VARIETY SKETCH.
SO, THAT'S A REALLY BIG DEAL
688
00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:57,602
THIS IS A VERY HISTORICALLY
WHITE MALE SORT OF GENRE SKETCH
689
00:33:57,602 --> 00:34:00,238
COMEDY
SO WHAT WE'RE DOING WITH THE
690
00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:02,641
SHOW IS RECORD BREAKING, WHAT
SHE IS DOING DIRECTING IS
691
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:05,243
RECORD‐BREAKING AND
ANGELA BASSETT THE COMEDIAN.
692
00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,445
I MEAN, IT'S REALLY A
TRANSFORMATION
693
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:10,515
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Seth: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ‐‐
694
00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:13,118
YOU KNOW ‐‐ AND OBVIOUSLY, IT'S
TRUE THAT THIS HAS BEEN, YOU
695
00:34:13,118 --> 00:34:15,754
KNOW, A PLATFORM THAT HAS BEEN,
YOU KNOW, WHITE MALE DOMINATED
696
00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:18,356
OVER THE YEARS
YOU WORKED ON SOME SHOWS, "THE
697
00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:20,759
NIGHTLY SHOW," AND THEN YOUR OWN
SHOW, "THE RUNDOWN," THAT TALKED
698
00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:23,828
ABOUT ISSUES OF RACIAL
INEQUALITY IN A WAY THAT I THINK
699
00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:28,567
ARE NOW BEING TALKED ABOUT MORE
THAN THEY EVER HAVE BEEN BEFORE.
700
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:32,037
HOW DID IT FEEL TO BE AT THE
FOREFRONT OF THAT?
701
00:34:32,037 --> 00:34:34,673
AND HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW TO
WATCH IT SORT OF BECOME MORE OF
702
00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:37,609
A MAINSTREAM ISSUE, FOR LACK OF
A BETTER WORD?
703
00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:40,345
>> I MEAN, HONESTLY, PEOPLE JUST
WOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME YEARS
704
00:34:40,345 --> 00:34:43,181
AGO, WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS
NOW, BUT ‐
705
00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:44,382
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Seth: YOU KNOW WHAT
706
00:34:44,382 --> 00:34:46,785
TRUE STORY
[ LAUGHTER ]
707
00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:48,553
>> NO, I THINK IT'S ‐‐ LOOK,
EVERYTHING TAKES TIME.
708
00:34:48,553 --> 00:34:51,056
PROGRESS FEELS FAST, BUT IT
REALLY HAPPENS SLOWLY.
709
00:34:51,056 --> 00:34:53,458
AND I THINK WE'RE AT THIS
MAGICAL POINT IN HISTORY WHERE
710
00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:56,628
EVERYBODY WAS HOME AND HAD TO
LIKE ACTUALLY HEAR THE VOICES
711
00:34:56,628 --> 00:35:00,065
WHO HAD BEEN SPEAKING OUT.
BUT I THINK IT'S REALLY, REALLY
712
00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:03,635
AN INCREDIBLE TIME
I THINK IT'S A TIME OF PROGRESS.
713
00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:07,572
I REALLY HOPE WE DON'T BACKSLIDE
FROM WHERE WE'RE HEADING
714
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:10,308
AND LOOK, THERE'S A LOT OF WORK
TO BE DONE
715
00:35:10,308 --> 00:35:12,577
BUT LUCKILY ALL THE SEGMENTS
I'VE DONE ON "LATE NIGHT" ARE
716
00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:16,181
AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE AND ‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
717
00:35:16,181 --> 00:35:17,949
AND PEOPLE CAN WATCH THEM.
BUT NO, I'M JUST HAPPY
718
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:21,019
YOU KNOW, THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN
STUFF THAT, YOU KNOW, HAS BEEN
719
00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:22,854
IMPORTANT TO ME FOR YEARS.
SO, I'M EXCITED THAT PEOPLE ARE
720
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:25,256
LISTENING.
AND YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY ASKED ME,
721
00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:26,791
LIKE "IS IT TOO LITTLE, TOO
LATE?"
722
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,560
I'M LIKE, "NO.
THE TIME FOR PROGRESS IS ALWAYS
723
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,962
NOW.
SO, I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT
724
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:33,932
>> Seth: IT'S BEEN OBVIOUSLY A
VERY IMPRESSIVE YEAR FOR YOU
725
00:35:33,932 --> 00:35:38,937
AND I WOULD IMAGINE YOUR PARENTS
ARE IMPRESSED, BUT THEY'RE VERY
726
00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:40,905
IMPRESSIVE PEOPLE IN THEIR OWN
RIGHT.
727
00:35:40,905 --> 00:35:43,308
>> THEY'RE IMPRESSIVE IN THEIR
OWN RIGHT.
728
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:45,710
I MEAN, I'M CONSTANTLY LIVING IN
THEIR SHADOW
729
00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:48,346
MY MOTHER IS A POLITICIAN.
SHE'S IN HER SIXTH TERM, I
730
00:35:48,346 --> 00:35:50,415
THINK, IN THE HOUSE OF
REPRESENTATIVES IN IOWA.
731
00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:53,251
FIRST BLACK WOMAN FROM HER
DISTRICT TO BE ELECTED
732
00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:56,187
SHE WAS ELECTED THE SAME NIGHT
AS BARACK OBAMA AND WORKED FOR
733
00:35:56,187 --> 00:35:58,490
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, SO HAD
WORKED ON HIS CAMPAIGN AND HERS
734
00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:02,327
AT THE SAME TIME
SO ONE TIME I TOLD HE ‐‐ I THINK
735
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,963
WHEN I FIRST GOT MY LATE‐NIGHT
SHOW, I SAID, "MOM, YOU KNOW,
736
00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:06,631
I'M GOING TO BE DOING MY OWN
LATE‐NIGHT SHOW.
737
00:36:06,631 --> 00:36:08,900
SHE'S LIKE, "COOL, I'M HERE.
LET ME CALL YOU BACK" AND TEXT
738
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,735
ME A PICTURE OF HER WITH
BARACK OBAMA
739
00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:13,471
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO, I CAN'T WIN.
740
00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:15,440
I CAN'T WIN.
I'M TRYING
741
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,642
>> Seth: YOU DID A STORYLINE AT
THE END OF YOUR SHOW ABOUT A
742
00:36:17,642 --> 00:36:19,811
QUARANTINE
THIS WAS BEFORE THERE WAS AN
743
00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:22,981
ACTUAL QUARANTINE.
>> YES
744
00:36:22,981 --> 00:36:25,283
>> Seth: SO I SHOULD NOTE THAT
RACIAL INEQUALITY WAS NOT THE
745
00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:26,818
ONLY THING YOU WERE AT THE
FOREFRONT OF
746
00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:28,553
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE REALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN
747
00:36:28,553 --> 00:36:31,523
LISTENING TO YOU
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ‐‐ AS SOON AS
748
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,792
YOU WRITE EVEN SCRIPTS FOR
SEASON TWO, WOULD YOU SEND THEM
749
00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:36,528
TO ME SO I CAN KNOW WHAT THE
FUTURE HOLDS
750
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,396
I FEEL LIKE THERE'S GOING TO BE
THIS LIKE WAVE OF QUARANTINE
751
00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:40,832
CONTENT.
YOU MUST ‐‐ IT MUST FEEL NICE TO
752
00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:42,701
KNOW THAT YOU'VE ALREADY DONE
YOUR COMEDY ABOUT BEING
753
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:45,503
ISOLATED
>> YES, I AM SO GLAD THAT WE PUT
754
00:36:45,503 --> 00:36:49,007
FOUR WOMEN IN A HOUSE
QUARANTINING AT THE END OF THE
755
00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:51,843
WORLD IN OUR FIRST SEASON IN
AUGUST OF 2019
756
00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:54,045
AND THAT STORYLINE HAS TO
CONTINUE
757
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:57,082
ANYBODY WHO'S SEEN THE SHOW, OR
IF YOU HAVEN'T, SPOILER ALERT.
758
00:36:57,082 --> 00:37:00,051
IT'S A YEAR OLD, CATCH UP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
759
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:04,189
BUT WE END WITH SOMEONE RINGING
THE DOORBELL
760
00:37:04,189 --> 00:37:07,158
SO, OBVIOUSLY THEY'RE NOT THE
ONLY FOUR PEOPLE LEFT ON EARTH
761
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:09,894
BUT YOU KNOW, THEY DO ALL THE
QUARANTINE THINGS THAT LITERALLY
762
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,297
HAPPENED TO ALL OF US.
THEY ARGUE, THEY GET ON EACH
763
00:37:12,297 --> 00:37:14,165
OTHER'S NERVES, THEY EAT ALL
THEIR SNACKS
764
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:17,635
YOU KNOW, THEY LITERALLY GO
THROUGH ALL THE THINGS THAT
765
00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:19,270
WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING THROUGH
NOW, WHICH IS SO CRAZY
766
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:24,309
I MEAN, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS
A CLAIRVOYANT, BUT I DO NOW PUT
767
00:37:24,309 --> 00:37:28,780
THAT ON MY RESUME NEXT TO ‐‐
>> Seth: I KNOW I MENTIONED
768
00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:31,316
ALREADY, DO YOU GET ‐‐ WHAT IS
THE FEEDBACK LIKE FROM YOUR
769
00:37:31,316 --> 00:37:33,051
PARENTS?
ARE THEY ‐‐ DO THEY LIKE
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EVERYTHING YOU DO?
OR ARE THERE TIMES THAT THEY
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HAVE SOME CONSTRUCTIVE
CRITICISM?
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00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,724
>> FOR THE MOST PART THEY LIKE
WHAT I DO, BUT I WILL SAY THEY
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00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:46,865
ARE VERY HONEST WHEN THEY DON'T
LIKE SOMETHING
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00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:50,201
>> Seth: REALLY?
>> WE DID A SKETCH ON "A BLACK
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00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:51,970
LADY SKETCH SHOW" WHERE I PLAYED
THIS WOMAN, FEATHER ATWOOD, WHO
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00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,505
WAS THE FIRST NEGRO LEAGUE
GROUPIE.
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00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:55,240
AND MY MOM WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW,
I DIDN'T LOVE THAT SKETCH.
778
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,541
I REALLY DIDN'T LOVE THAT
SKETCH."
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00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:58,209
AND I WAS ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I CALL
THEM EVERY NIGHT, EVERY WEEK IT
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00:37:58,209 --> 00:37:59,644
WOULD AIR.
AND I'M LIKE, "OH, DID YOU LOVE
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00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:00,912
IT?"
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH,
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00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:02,247
YEAH."
AND MY MOM'S LIKE, "GIVE ME THE
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00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:04,315
PHONE.
I DIDN'T LIKE THAT SKETCH.
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00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:06,284
I DIDN'T GET IT.
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS TASTEFUL."
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00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,719
AND I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT.
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00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,354
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'LL TRY HARDER NEXT TIME.
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00:38:09,354 --> 00:38:11,856
>> Seth: YEAH.
I THINK ONE TIME ‐‐ ONCE YOU GET
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ELECTED TO OFFICE LIKE FIVE, SIX
TIMES, YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY
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00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:16,461
OPEN WITH HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT
THINGS
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00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,096
>> SHE'S A VERY HONEST
POLITICIAN, I'LL GIVE HER THAT
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00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:20,431
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Seth: HEY, ROBIN, IT IS SO
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00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:22,700
GREAT TO SEE YOU
CONGRATULATIONS.
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00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:25,203
AND I REALLY DO ‐‐ ALL JOKES
ASIDE, THIS IS SIX INCREDIBLY
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00:38:25,203 --> 00:38:28,807
TIGHT EPISODES FULL OF TALENTED
PEOPLE
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AND NOW IS AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY
FOR PEOPLE TO CATCH UP ON "A
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00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:35,346
BLACK LADY SKETCH SHOW."
>> YES
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>> Seth: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE "LATE NIGHT.
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♪
♪
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>> Announcer: FOR MORE
"LATE NIGHT," GO TO
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LATENIGHTSETH.COM.
FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM AND
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00:38:54,232 --> 00:38:55,767
TWITTER @LATENIGHTSETH
AND BE SURE TO CHECK US OUT ON
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00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:58,269
YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK
HEAD OVER TO iTUNES TO SUBSCRIBE
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00:38:58,269 --> 00:39:00,271
TO THE "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH
MEYERS" PODCAST.
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00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:02,540
YOU'LL GET "A CLOSER LOOK" AND
MORE DOWNLOADED RIGHT TO YOUR
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00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:03,287
PHONE.
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00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:21,426
>> Seth: I WANT TO THANK MY
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00:39:21,426 --> 00:39:23,061
GUESTS DAVID SCHWIMMER AND
ROBIN THEDE.
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00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:24,362
I WANT TO THANK FRED ARMISEN AND
THE 8G BAND.
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00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,897
STAY TUNED FOR "LILLY SINGH.
STAY SAFE.
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00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:28,333
WASH YOUR HANDS.
WEAR A MASK.
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WE LOVE YOU.
♪
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00:39:30,501 --> 00:40:54,819
♪
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