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Uncle Martin.
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Uncle Martin!
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Uncle Martin, do you
know what time it is?
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The time?
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Oh.
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It's 12:03 AM and 16 seconds
Pacific Standard Time,
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08:03 AM and 21 seconds
Greenwich Mean Time,
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04:06 and 30 seconds
sidereal space time, uh--
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[bell dinging]
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--8 bells nautical time.
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Which do you prefer?
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Well, I--
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I was thinking of bedtime.
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I mean, don't you think it's
time you knocked it off?
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Bedtime, bedtime.
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Hmm.
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I apologize for
keeping you awake, Tim,
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but, uh, do you have any
idea what I'm doing here?
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Running up my electric bill.
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[clicking]
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I'm on the verge of
finding the solar wind
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deviations on the
equinoctial path
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through the Van Allen belt.
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Well, that sounds thrilling.
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Don't you think you
ought to hit the sack?
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You haven't slept
for two whole days.
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I know, but I've got to
finish my calculations before
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the cosmic atmosphere changes.
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If I can find the
answer, I'll be
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able to make it to Mars
even on short fuel,
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with a coasting
probability of 20%.
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But you--
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Boy, I must be more bushed
than I thought I was.
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You know, for a minute
there, you got fuzzy.
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I-- I was seeing double.
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You saw a double image of me?
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Yeah.
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I think I ought to go to bed.
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No, no, not you, Tim.
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Oh boy, I had no idea
I was that exhausted.
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I'm the one who had
better get right to bed.
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This could be serious.
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Well, now, wait
just one second.
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Let me get it straight.
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I saw double because
you're tired, not me?
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Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
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Oh.
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Ask a foolish question.
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[beeping]
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[beeping]
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[theme music]
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Say, Uncle Martin, I'm sorry,
but I am still confused.
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You mean what I saw was a
Martian safety valve at work?
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Precisely-- to combat fatigue.
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You see, Martians have a
complete conscious brain
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and body, and a complete
subconscious brain and body.
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The molecular structure
is intermingled.
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You were seeing both.
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I guess it's true what
they say about Martians,
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then, having two heads.
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Much as I hate
to admit it, yes.
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But it only happens when deep
fatigue and overwork have
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weakened the conscious brain.
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At those moments,
the subconscious
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tries to emerge and
assert itself in an effort
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to escape and relax.
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Oh, there's a marvelous
article in my first aid book
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I could let you read, if
you're interested, Tim.
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[snoring]
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Now, why didn't I think of that?
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[music - "brahms' lullaby"]
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[suspenseful music]
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[whimsical music]
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[music - "brahms' lullaby"]
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Ah.
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[chuckling]
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Well did you, uh, did you
get everything you need?
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Yeah.
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Piping paper, adding machine
tape, a set of screwdrivers--
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but as long as
we're at the market,
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uh, don't you want to stop
and get some groceries?
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No, no, they're on
sale at the drugstore.
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Pierre!
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Well, hey, give me five, pal!
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I, uh, I beg your
pardon, a five what?
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Five what.
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Get him!
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Pierre, you bust me up.
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Well, I'm afraid you'll
have to put yourself
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back together again, sir.
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I am not, uh, Pierre.
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What?
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You mean to tell me that you
and me didn't hit every joint
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on the strip last night?
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You know, the
bongos, the Watusi,
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and them two wild chicks?
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Sir, I know nothing
about poultry.
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You've obviously made a mistake.
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OK.
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That's the way you want it.
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What was that all about?
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Exactly my question.
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[loud clicking]
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(SHOUTING Hey, I see
you're in your pajamas, huh?
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I, uh, I said I see
you're in your pajamas!
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Hey!
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I see you are in your--
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your pajamas.
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Yes.
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I thought it would
be a good idea to,
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uh, get to bed early tonight.
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Mm-hmm.
- It's a good idea.
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I was going to
suggest it myself.
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I know.
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Oh, that's right, you, uh--
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that's right.
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Well, I'll see you later.
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I have a great date
with a cute little--
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Well, run along.
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Oh, I was going to show
you my latest findings,
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but, uh, obviously you
aren't interested in figures.
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Only if they're 36, 20, 36.
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Why that combination?
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Does it have a special
significance to you?
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Uncle Martin, If you ever
find a way back to Mars,
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please don't take me with you.
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MARTIN: Good night.
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Pleasant dreams.
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[music - "brahms' lullaby"]
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(FRENCH ACCENT)
A, B, 1, 5, 9, 6, 4.
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Oh, Flossie.
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Eh, sweetie, pussycat.
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This is your own
Pierre speaking.
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Mm-hmm.
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I will pick you up in
a century, darling.
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A century for me,
an hour for you.
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Darling, we are here.
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I lay the tiki room at
your petite pussycat foot.
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Oh, Pierre, when you
talk to me like that, I--
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I could just swoon--
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or something.
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This way, sir.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Your perfume, beautiful one.
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Following you to this
booth in the trail
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of such heady fragrance,
I am overcome.
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Oh, do you really like it?
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It's called Queen of Paris
and you can buy it all
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the nice places, like Schwab's.
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Oh, eatsville.
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No, no, no, no, such eyes
as yours, such limpid pools,
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they should not look upon
anything so commonplace
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as a menu.
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Well, that's all right, honey.
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I'm wearing my contact lenses.
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You gotta be kidding.
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This has got to be an act.
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That isn't nice.
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Well, hun, we'll
miss the floor show.
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FLOSSIE: I'm so glad
we came here, honey.
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I just adore Italian food.
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Oh, Davey, baby.
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Pierre.
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Oh, no.
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Not again.
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Davey, what is it?
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I was looking for you.
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This afternoon you
said you wasn't Pierre.
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OK, you ain't Pierre.
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Oh, Davey, this
is, um, Flossie.
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Oh, oh--
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Uncle Martin!
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Hmm?
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Uncle Martin, what
are you doing here?
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- Martin?
- Martin?
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TIM: Martin, my uncle.
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Yeah, come on, stop
kidding, Uncle Martin.
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But I am Pierre.
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You mean you're
not Martin O'Hara?
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You're Martin O'Hara.
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You-- you ain't Pierre?
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But I am Pierre.
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Davey, you know me.
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Remember last night
the Watusi, the bongo.
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Oh, that couldn't
be my Uncle Martin.
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To him, Lawrence
Welk's too far out.
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Good morning, Tim.
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Oh, good morning,
Uncle Martin.
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Do you feel more rested?
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Somewhat.
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Well, whatever I dreamt last
night, I must have enjoyed it.
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My palms feel as if I've
been applauding all night.
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I can't get over it.
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Can't get over what?
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You.
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Me?
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Yeah, well, not exactly you.
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But there was this guy
I ran into last night,
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and well, you look
so much alike that I
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was waiting for him to levitate
the check all night long.
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You mean some lucky chap bears
a slight resemblance to me?
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Not slight.
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The spitting image.
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Tim, I'd appreciate
it if you would
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please find another
adjective when
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you're referring to my image.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah, well, I'm
sorry, Uncle Martin,
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but you should have
seen this character.
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He was really a weird guy.
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I mean, well, he had this--
this phony accent, you know,
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and this good-looking
blonde, and when
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he started to play the bongos--
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The bongos?
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Yeah.
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And, uh, the name of the
restaurant you were at,
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was it, uh--
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The Tiki Room?
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You're reading my mind, huh?
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No, no, no, I
read the match cover
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I found in my dresser drawer.
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Well, at least I hope I
played the bongos brilliantly.
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Oh, you were great.
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You?
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You're Pierre?
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Hmm.
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So he's calling himself
Pierre this time.
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He?
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He who, he?
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Who-- what we talking about?
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When a Martian needs
rest and doesn't get it,
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his subconscious brain
and body materializes
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the moment he falls asleep.
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It goes off on its own,
seeking relaxation.
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You-- you mean every time
you go to sleep, uh, he--
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it-- he goes out and has a ball?
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On Mars, all work and no
play makes Jack a playboy.
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Well don't look so worried
about it, Uncle Martin.
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I mean, you should have
seen that blonde you
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were with last night.
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My conscious mind
should do half as
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well as your subconscious mind.
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Tim, Pierre is an
incurable romantic.
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His uninhibited little frolics
could point right to me.
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I've got to find out
what he's been up to.
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Well, how do you do that?
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Wait till the end of
the month and then just
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see what's chalked up
against your credit card?
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Shh.
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This could be an answer
coming in right now.
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[knocking on door]
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Hi.
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Hi, Pete.
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Pete?
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(FRENCH ACCENT) Uh,
is little for Pierre.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, Pierre.
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Oh, uh, Tim, this is, uh--
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Harold, Flossie's
big, big brother.
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He sure, sure is.
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MARTIN: This is my nephew, Tim.
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Hey, that's funny.
264
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:50,397
You'll be calling
me Uncle Harold.
265
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,298
Crazy.
266
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,133
That's how come I dropped by.
267
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,801
You was in such a hurry,
I didn't get a chance
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to see what kind of
guy is going to sweep
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00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,239
my little sister into the
arms of holy matrimony.
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00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:03,743
Hon, hon, hon, you wish to
find out what kind of a fellow
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I really am.
272
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,513
Yeah.
273
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,415
Like I play pro football,
what do you do for a living?
274
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,050
Hey, this is a nice apartment.
275
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,924
Hey, what's that for?
276
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,960
Hon, hon, hon, you ask
what I do for a living.
277
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,939
You have never heard
of Pierre the Great?
278
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:32,839
No.
279
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,641
Perhaps you did
not understand.
280
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,743
I intend to use my
wife in the act.
281
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,478
You mean you're going
to throw those knives
282
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,447
at my little sister?
283
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,581
Oui.
284
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,483
Oh, well, that
settles it then.
285
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,418
You're the only man for her.
286
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:48,521
She's been trying to make it
in show business for years.
287
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,623
I'll see you tomorrow night
and I'll bring the ladder.
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00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,858
Ladder?
289
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,327
Well, whoever heard of
eloping without a ladder?
290
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,730
Hon, hon, hon, hon, hon--
291
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:58,898
eloping?
292
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:02,535
Well, you said you
didn't want a big wedding.
293
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,503
Oui, oui.
294
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:04,737
All right, see
you tomorrow night.
295
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,606
Nice to have met you, nephew.
- Yeah.
296
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:07,540
Good bye, Uncle Harold.
297
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,445
Boy, you talk about
a fast operator.
298
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,447
I am telling you that
your subconscious could
299
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,583
take Elizabeth away from Essex.
300
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,418
He did.
301
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,687
I've got to think of
some way out of this.
302
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:25,292
But I'm so tired, and I
can't even rest to refresh
303
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,459
my thought processes.
304
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,561
Well, can't you just
take a little nap?
305
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,564
Tim, if I so much as
fall asleep for one second,
306
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,633
that idiot lover
Pierre will emerge.
307
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,802
Yeah, but he's not eloping
until tomorrow night.
308
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:39,206
Once he materializes, he'll
know what I'm trying to do.
309
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,608
He'll have her in Las Vegas
and married in eight minutes.
310
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,376
Oh, come on, Uncle Martin.
311
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,844
Now you're exaggerating.
312
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,646
He can't make it
in eight minutes.
313
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:47,647
In my spaceship.
314
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,792
[snoring]
315
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:07,067
Don't worry, Tim,
I'm wide awake.
316
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,541
[snoring]
317
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:36,396
[lively music]
318
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,255
[yawns]
319
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,026
Uncle Martin.
Uncle Martin!
320
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:07,927
Huh?
What?
321
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:08,828
What's the matter?
322
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:09,896
You fell asleep.
323
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:10,797
Oh.
324
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,632
Oh, so I did.
325
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,734
But you know something, Tim,
I feel remarkably refreshed.
326
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,869
Really?
And I'll bet Pierre does too.
327
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,805
He's probably halfway
up that ladder by now.
328
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:19,872
Now, come on.
329
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:20,640
If we hurry up, I
bet we can catch him.
330
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,674
We can get ahead of him.
331
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:22,642
What?
332
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,644
Now what do you
mean get ahead of--
333
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,913
Hey, aren't those
silicon memory pills?
334
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,181
Correct, Tim.
335
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,750
Each one programmed with
millions of information units
336
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,286
guaranteed to make one
a walking encyclopedia.
337
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,355
Fine, but what does that
have to do with breaking
338
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,956
up Flossie and Pierre?
339
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,692
If my assumption is
correct, I know what
340
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,961
Pierre sees in that young lady.
341
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,397
One of these, and I'm
sure we can change
342
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,199
that far away look in his eye.
343
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,800
Well, that's a
very nice approach.
344
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,603
I certainly hope that you
know your subconscious.
345
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,004
Ah, Tim.
346
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,907
Who do you think instructed
Dr. Sigmund Freud?
347
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:21,768
(FRENCH ACCENT) Almost ready,
darling, pussycat, bunny.
348
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,636
Oh, I'm so excited.
349
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,005
Imagine, here comes the bride--
350
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,407
and it's me!
351
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,809
Of course, my darling.
352
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:34,347
Ah, I will put this
luggage in the car.
353
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,284
I'll be back in a
minute, sweetheart.
354
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:55,635
[suspenseful music]
355
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,076
Well, at least they
haven't left yet.
356
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,245
Yeah.
357
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,613
A bride would never leave
without her luggage.
358
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,564
(FRENCH ACCENT) Sweetheart,
pussycat, darling,
359
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,366
have you been running
outside and climbing
360
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,269
in through the window
with the luggage?
361
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,870
FLOSSIE: Don't be silly, silly.
362
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,352
Hmm.
363
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,819
Something must be wrong.
364
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,389
It must need an adjustment.
365
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,357
Now what?
366
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,706
(FRENCH ACCENT) Oh, well,
I'll switch to manual.
367
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,112
[clears throat]
368
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,648
(FRENCH ACCENT) Flossie?
369
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,649
Ooh.
370
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,118
Real bubbles, Bill.
371
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:55,422
Only, uh, the best
for you, my little, uh--
372
00:20:55,522 --> 00:21:00,360
uh-- pigeon poopie
bunny squirrel.
373
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,567
A little toast.
374
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,235
Oh, no thank you.
375
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:10,136
The drink's enough.
376
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:41,868
(FRENCH ACCENT) Hon, hon, hon.
377
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,371
I put the luggage in the car.
378
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,138
Now, where is my
little jelly doughnut
379
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:48,107
apple strudel cream puff?
380
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,442
FLOSSIE: Just a minute.
381
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,812
Oh, of course, darling,
but what is my little eclair
382
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:53,746
doing back there?
383
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:56,616
I'm just changing
into something--
384
00:21:56,716 --> 00:22:00,119
more suitable to the
solemnity of the occasion.
385
00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:03,289
Pardon, my little--
386
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,824
knockwurst.
387
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,393
What did you say?
388
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:09,629
I thought I made myself
quite comprehensible.
389
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:15,735
We mustn't dissipate time in
an attempt to communicate.
390
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,404
You are Flossie?
391
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,739
My little cupcake?
392
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,374
Well, it took some
doing, but I got your hotel
393
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,342
reservations all set.
394
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,344
That won't be necessary.
395
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:28,114
I have been re-evaluating
the prudence of such
396
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:31,050
a significant liaison as
we contemplated, and have
397
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,720
decided in the negative.
398
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,555
Who said that?
399
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:36,456
She did.
400
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,426
I am, truly sorry, Pierre.
401
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,394
It just can't be.
402
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:44,363
You see, after I finish my
anthropological research,
403
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:47,467
I shall fly away to Lambourne
to work hand-in-hand
404
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:53,740
with the only man I could ever
truly worship, Dr. Schweitzer.
405
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,275
What have you done
to my baby sister?
406
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,177
You're trying to get
out of marrying her?
407
00:22:58,277 --> 00:22:59,378
What's he done to you, honey?
408
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:02,248
I would not do anything
to hurt my little sparrow,
409
00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:04,183
my canary, my hummingbird.
410
00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:05,151
You shut up!
411
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,956
Why, a sneak attack?
412
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:16,696
Oh, Harold, that was
a heinous demonstration
413
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,898
of physical brutality
and a manifestation
414
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,399
of utter ignorance.
415
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,536
Oh, Flossie, don't say
that to your brother.
416
00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:26,038
I don't even know what it means.
417
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:29,308
Oh, gee, I-- I can't even talk
to my baby sister no more.
418
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:39,018
I mean, just think
of the frustration
419
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:43,690
if one can't find response to
one's abilities' expression,
420
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:47,960
especially within one's
own consanguineous group.
421
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:48,861
Oh, Harold.
422
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,679
Well, Uncle Martin, you
look rested and refreshed.
423
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,014
And so I am.
424
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,850
The diversion created by Pierre
took my mind off my work,
425
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,251
which is all I really needed.
426
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:14,020
Well, let's hope we've
seen the last of joy boy.
427
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,155
We have, unless I allow myself
to become tense from overwork
428
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:17,189
again.
429
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,391
Which reminds me, I
have an engagement
430
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:22,461
and I probably won't be in
until, uh, very, very late.
431
00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:23,763
Mmm.
432
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,398
Well, I'm glad to hear that,
uh, you are stepping out.
433
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:28,835
Which reminds me, I have a,
uh, a couple of press passes
434
00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:29,802
here to a musical.
435
00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:31,370
Oh, thank you,
but I don't believe
436
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,072
Flossie enjoys musicals.
437
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,874
Flossie?
438
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,676
You're going out with Flossie?
439
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,611
Mm-hmm.
440
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,112
At last I found a
woman on this Earth,
441
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,248
Tim, who really understands me.
442
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:52,458
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