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- Oh, hey, Joey.
- Mmm.
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- Hey.
- Listen, I need to ask you something.
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You know how my stepdad's in prison?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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He was supposed to get a weekend
furlough so he could go to the wedding.
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But he just called and...
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Well, apparently stabbing Iceman in the
exercise yard couldn't wait till Monday.
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- So he can't come?
- No.
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And so there's no one to walk me
down the aisle. And...
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Well, I would just really love it
if you would do it.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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You've, you know,
sort of been like a dad to me.
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You've always, you know, looked out
for me and shared your wisdom.
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I am pretty "wisdomous."
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So, what do you say?
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Are you kidding?
Phoebe, I would be honored.
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Oh, thank you.
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I hope...
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I hope you know how much
you mean to me.
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Listen, I hope...
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I hope that you know...
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I don't want you to see your father cry.
Go to your room!
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- Oh.
- Oh, no, no, no. Let your dad get this.
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Oh. It's my wedding planner.
She's driving me crazy!
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Hello? Okay, stop screaming!
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Okay, so halibut.
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All right, so salmon.
Either way. I don't...
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- It doesn't matter to me.
- Well, it matters to me!
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Well, I don't care. So you pick.
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Did you just hang up on me?
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All right, look, I need you at the
rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours.
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Okay. What time is that?
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You don't know military time?
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I must have been in missile training
the day they taught that.
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Just subtract 12.
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Okay, so 1800 minus 12...
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...is 1788.
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- Six o'clock!
- Okay.
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Hold on. Yeah? Geller here.
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No, I said it has to be there
by 4:00. Goodbye.
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How hard is it to make an ice sculpture?
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That sounds really fancy.
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I told you, I just want a simple wedding.
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Please, honey, leave the details to me.
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Now, I wanna make this day
as special for you as I can.
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I was thinking the harpist
should wear white.
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Harpist? My friend Marjorie
is playing the steel drums.
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- Oh, she backed out.
- She did? Why?
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I made her.
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Steel drums don't really say
"elegant wedding."
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- Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.
- Hey!
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She will shower when Tibet is free.
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- Hey. You look great.
- You too.
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I'm glad we're having a rehearsal dinner.
I rarely practice my meals before I eat.
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What did we say
was your one gift to us?
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No stupid jokes, but I thought
that was for the actual wedding.
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Rehearse it.
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Hi.
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- Thanks for coming, you guys.
- Oh, yeah...
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I was...
I was going for a handshake.
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That why your hand's
against my crotch?
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- That is why.
- Yeah.
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So, Rach, where's Emma?
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Monica made me send her
to my mom's.
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Apparently, babies and weddings
don't mix.
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Are you still crying about
your damn baby?
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Pheebs, you got to keep the line moving.
Remember, 20 seconds per person.
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You see these clowns all the time.
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- Hey, you're Mike's parents, right?
- Yes, we are.
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Gosh, our little ones
are growing up fast, aren't they?
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- How's that?
- You know...
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...on one hand, you're happy for them.
On the other, it's hard to let go.
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Who in God's name are you?
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I'm not that fond of you either, buddy.
I'm just trying to be nice for the kids.
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You know what? We have no idea what
we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.
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I thought we'd be groomsmen.
They would have asked us by now.
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When did they ask you
to be a bridesmaid?
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- November.
- I wanna say it's not looking good.
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- Hey, Pheebs?
- Huh?
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You haven't told these guys
what they're doing in the wedding yet.
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Um, well, they're not in the wedding.
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What?
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Well...
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...this is really awkward.
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Oh, and I can leave.
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I'm sorry, you guys. But Mike's got
his brother and his friends from school.
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So, you know, you were...
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If it helps, you were next in line.
You just missed the cut.
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Oh, man.
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This is like figure skating team
all over again.
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I mean, synchronized swimming.
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I mean...
I mean, the balance beam.
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- Help me.
- Football.
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Thank you.
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Oh, Pheebs, spit that out.
That has pork in it.
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Oh! Oh!
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I thought the pot stickers
were supposed to be vegetarian?
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Yeah, I changed them.
I sent you a fax about it.
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I don't have a fax machine.
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Huh. Well, then there are gonna be
a few surprises.
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I can't believe we're gonna be
the only people not in the wedding.
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- I know. I hate being left out of things.
- And it's a wedding.
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It'll be weird if I'm not in it.
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- Hey, guys, how's it going?
- Fine.
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We're sitting here, alone, doing nothing.
It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.
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Look, about tomorrow,
I've got a question for you.
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I found out one of my groomsmen
had an emergency and can't make it.
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- What happened?
- Who cares? And?
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And I was wondering
if one of you guys...
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- I'll do it!
- Me!
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You both wanna do it?
There's only room for one.
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Pick me. I look great in a tux,
and I won't steal focus.
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No, Mike. No, no, you wanna pick me.
I mean... Watch.
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Huh?
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You know, I really don't feel
very comfortable making this decision.
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You know, Phoebe knows you better.
I'm gonna let her choose.
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Well, if Phoebe's choosing, then say
hello to Mike's next groomsman.
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Oh, I will. But I will need a mirror...
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...as he is me.
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- Please. You're going down.
- You are going "downer."
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They say that on
the figure skating team?
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I wouldn't know. I didn't make it.
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You know I'm filling in
for Phoebe's stepdad tomorrow, right?
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- Yeah. Yeah. Hey, thanks for doing that.
- Oh, hey, my pleasure.
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So, what are your intentions
with my Phoebe?
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- I intend to marry her.
- Oh, a wiseacre.
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I understand you plan to support
your wife by playing the piano?
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Isn't that kind of unstable?
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- No more so than acting.
- Strike two.
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You're right.
She probably will support me.
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Hey, unless we move in with you, Dad.
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Strike three.
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You only get one more, Mike.
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So? What did you decide?
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I decided to pee.
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You have to choose one of us
to be in your wedding.
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- One of the groomsmen fell out.
- Oh, no, no.
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I can't choose between you two.
I love you both so much.
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Just not enough to put us
in the original wedding party.
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But I don't wanna choose.
It's...
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- Okay, wait. Rach?
- Yeah?
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Listen, I have a very special
bridesmaid task for you to do.
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Goody! What is it?
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Well, there's a spot open
for only one groomsman...
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...and you have to choose between Ross
and Chandler. So good luck with that.
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What? What, what, what?
No, I don't wanna do that.
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I guess I have to find a new bridesmaid.
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I'll do it!
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Okay, it's 2100 hours.
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- Time for your toast.
- Do I have time to go to the bathroom?
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You had a bathroom break at 2030.
Pee on your own time, Mike.
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In regards to the toasts, okay,
you wanna keep them short.
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Nothing kills a rehearsal dinner
like long speeches. Okay.
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You just get in, do your thing,
and get out.
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Is that what you say to Chandler?
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It's 2101, and I am not amused.
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Okay.
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The bride and groom
have a few words they'd like to say.
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Okay. Hello, everyone.
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And thank you all for being here tonight.
So tomorrow's the big event.
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Some of you might not know, but Mike
and I didn't get off to the best start.
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Yeah. My friend Joey and I...
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...decided to fix each other up
with friends. So I...
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Oh, okay. I...
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I thought about it, and I fixed him up
with my friend Mary Ellen...
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...who couldn't be here tonight,
because... It's not...
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It's not important.
Well, she's in rehab.
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Anyway. So Joey said that he was
fixing me up with his friend Mike...
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...only he didn't have a friend Mike,
so he just brought my Mike. And... And...
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But despite, you know...
It got good.
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I wanna take a moment to mention
my mother, who couldn't be here.
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Oh, God.
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And... And moment's over.
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So okay... Oh, no, forget that.
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I can forget that. Oh, this is funny.
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Oh, but you need to know that
to get that.
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So... Oh, well, okay.
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I... Okay.
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Okay, Monica, I can't do it like this!
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This is my wedding, okay?
I don't want this...
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Or this... Or this...
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Okay? I just wanted a simple wedding...
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...where my fiancé can go
to the bathroom any time he wants!
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- You know what? You're done.
- What?
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You're fired!
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Cheers.
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- Hey.
- Happy wedding day.
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Happy my wedding day to you.
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Joey, listen, this is gonna be
bridesmaid central, all right?
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We're gonna have hair and makeup
in the bathroom.
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I had to move a couple things in the
fridge to make room for the corsages.
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Man! I wouldn't have had breakfast
if I knew there was gonna be corsages.
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Hi.
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About last night...
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I know you're under
a lot of stress, and...
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Well, even though the things you said
hurt me a little bit...
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My point is...
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Well, I'm willing to take my job back.
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Oh, well, that's okay.
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I think you and I will do much better
if you're just here as a bridesmaid.
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Oh, is that so?
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Okay.
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If that's really what you want,
then here.
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I give you the headset. I don't really
wanna give you the headset.
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I guess if you're taking over, then you
should probably return these messages.
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- This is a lot.
- Uh-huh.
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But I'm sure you can handle this.
I have won awards...
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...for my organizational skills.
But I'm sure you'll do fine.
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- You've won awards?
- I printed them out on my computer.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Where's Rach?
- She's in her room. Why?
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I have to talk to her
about this groomsman situation.
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I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there
while I'm in the seats like some chump.
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My God, you're breathtaking.
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What do you want?
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You haven't by any chance
chosen a groomsman yet, have you?
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Ross, please don't make this
harder than it already is.
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I'm not. I'm making it easier. Pick me.
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- Chandler said it's important to him too.
- Listen. Listen.
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Whoever you pick is gonna
walk down the aisle with you.
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Now, I promise I won't say a word.
But if you pick Chandler...
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...he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes
in your ear the whole time.
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Oh, you are the lesser of two evils.
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Yes!
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Sven, I don't understand what you're
saying. What is wrong with the flowers?
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"Lorkins"? What the hell are "lorkins"?
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I know.
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- Hey.
- Mike, if you were Swedish...
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...and you were saying the word
"lorkins," what flower would that be?
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- Orchids?
- Right there!
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That's why I'm marrying you.
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Hello, Michael.
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Joseph.
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May I have a word with you, please?
235
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,471
This is...
236
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,473
...great.
237
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,809
Have a seat.
238
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,606
Last night...
239
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:03,902
...I tried to welcome you into my family.
240
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,699
And instead, you disrespect me.
241
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,534
I cannot allow this.
242
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,914
Are you rehearsing
for some really bad Mafia movie?
243
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,166
More back talk.
244
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:24,464
And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines
from my recent unsuccessful audition...
245
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,301
...for Family Honor 2:
This A-Time It's A-Personal.
246
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,306
Joey, I kind of have a lot to do today.
What do you want?
247
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,642
I want you to take this seriously!
248
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:38,978
Phoebe is very,
very important to me, okay?
249
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,564
I wanna make sure
you are gonna take care of her.
250
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,526
Joe, I love Phoebe.
251
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,862
She's the most important thing
in my life.
252
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:51,074
I'd die before I let
anything happen to her.
253
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:55,828
That's what I wanted to hear.
254
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,831
Because she's family, okay?
255
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,833
And now you're gonna be family.
256
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:06,172
And there's nothing more important
in the whole world than family.
257
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,591
That must have been one lousy movie.
258
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,760
That was me!
259
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:16,349
- Hi.
- Let's talk about this groomsman thing.
260
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,394
If you pick Ross, he'll walk you
down the aisle just fine.
261
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,521
But if you choose me...
262
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,065
...you'll be getting some comedy.
263
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,778
Even so...
264
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,950
...I think I'm gonna pick Ross.
265
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,910
Let me tell you
why you need to pick me.
266
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,245
Okay.
267
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:43,251
See, when I was a kid, you know,
I was always left out of everything...
268
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,462
...and it really made me feel insecure.
269
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:50,633
I was always picked last in gym...
270
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:54,762
...even behind that fat exchange student
who didn't know the rules to baseball.
271
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:58,641
I mean, this guy would strike out
and then run to third.
272
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,980
Anyway, if I'm the only one
left out of this wedding...
273
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:08,317
...I just know that all those feelings
are gonna come rushing back.
274
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,655
All right, fine, I pick you.
275
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,615
Yes!
276
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,745
Make "groom" for Chandler.
277
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,583
Oh, my.
278
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:29,672
No, we're gonna do it my way.
Because your way is stupid.
279
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,551
All right, I got to go.
I have another call, Reverend.
280
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,512
Hello?
281
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,765
- I'm glad we had this little talk.
- Yes.
282
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,809
And thanks for all
the wedding night advice.
283
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,437
That didn't make me
uncomfortable at all.
284
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,856
All right, so I'll see everybody tonight.
285
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,357
- Okay.
- Bye.
286
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:56,491
Did you guys know that there's
a giant ice sculpture in the hall?
287
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,701
Oh, my God, what's it doing here?
288
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:02,997
I guess it got sent to the billing address
as opposed to the shipping address.
289
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:07,460
- What a pickle.
- Oh, my God, everything's such a mess.
290
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:10,171
Why is this happening to me?
291
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:14,008
How bad do you wanna
stick your tongue on that?
292
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,517
- How's it going?
- Good.
293
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:27,647
I'm just getting some coffee
so I'm alert for the wedding.
294
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,691
That's what I was doing too.
295
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:34,028
Well, you have fun tonight.
296
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,031
- You too.
- Oh, I will.
297
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,741
Me too.
298
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:46,666
Wait a minute. I know why I'm being
such an ass. Why are you?
299
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,920
- I'm not supposed to tell you.
- I'm not supposed to tell you.
300
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,215
You told us both
we could be in the wedding?
301
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:59,053
In my defense, you weren't
supposed to tell each other!
302
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,765
Rachel, only one of us can do it.
You have to choose.
303
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,560
You and me together again.
304
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,604
Rach, Rach? Knock-knock.
305
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,940
- Who's there?
- I'll tell you at the wedding.
306
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,068
Hey, I forgot my scarf.
307
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,113
I can't do this. I don't know
which one of you guys to pick.
308
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,408
Oh, you haven't picked yet?
Oh, good, because I had an idea.
309
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:25,580
I thought it would be fun if the third
groomsman was my family dog, Chappy.
310
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:29,083
What? A dog?
No. Rachel gets to choose.
311
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,587
Wow, this is a tough one.
312
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,755
I think I'm gonna have to go
with the dog.
313
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,927
So, what you're saying is
that the chef is at the Hamilton Club...
314
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:44,223
...but the food is not? And the drinks
are there but the bartender is not?
315
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:47,727
Are you freaking kidding me?
316
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,271
How's it going?
317
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,273
- Help me.
- What?
318
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,276
I want you to be crazy bitch again.
319
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,779
Really?
320
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,781
Please?
321
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:05,953
- You really want me to come back?
- More than I wanna get married.
322
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:11,167
Okay, people, we are back in business!
323
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,087
Oh, God, I have missed you
so much. Okay.
324
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:18,090
Get your hair and makeup done.
I'll take care of everything.
325
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,927
- Hey, what are you guys gonna do?
- About what?
326
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:23,137
The blizzard.
I just saw on the news...
327
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,181
...it's the worst snowstorm
in 20 years.
328
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,309
They already closed
all the bridges and tunnels.
329
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:32,480
But the band and the photographer
are coming in from New Jersey.
330
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,649
I don't think they are.
331
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,527
Ha-ha! Looks like you're not gonna be
in the wedding, either.
332
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,822
So sorry, Pheebs.
333
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:57,505
- Well, the club lost its power.
- The news said most of the city did.
334
00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,675
- Since when do you watch the news?
- For your information...
335
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:03,886
...since they hired
a very hot weather girl.
336
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,181
I can't believe you aren't
getting married today.
337
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,308
I know.
338
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:13,521
It's so beautiful out there. You always
wanted to get married outside.
339
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,315
- Why don't you just do it on the street?
- What?
340
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:19,193
Well, look, it's hardly snowing anymore.
341
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,697
I mean, you couldn't ask
for a more romantic setting.
342
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,574
This could be the simple wedding
you've always wanted.
343
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,452
What do you think?
344
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,331
I think I wanna get married to you today.
345
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:38,212
Me too. Monica, do you think
we could do it?
346
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,507
Affirmative!
347
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,517
Okay, let's get these chairs out here!
348
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,312
Gunther, hit the Christmas lights.
349
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,526
Ah.
350
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:06,574
Okay, who left the ice sculpture
on the steam grate?
351
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:11,662
- Michael.
- Hey, you made it. Great. Chappy!
352
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,874
- There you go.
- Hi. Hi.
353
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,919
I know getting married in the street
isn't what you approve of.
354
00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:24,467
No, it's lovely. The lights and the snow.
I could look at them forever.
355
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,802
I crushed a pill and put it in her drink.
356
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,014
Come on, sweetheart.
357
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,018
You know, Chappy's too small
to handle all this snow.
358
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,228
Someone has to
walk him down the aisle.
359
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,939
- Would this person be in the wedding?
- I guess.
360
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:40,649
- I'll do it!
- I'll do it!
361
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:44,278
Chandler, hello?
I mean, aren't you scared of dogs?
362
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,323
I'm not scared.
I'll just take little Chappy and...
363
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,326
He can sense my fear!
My throat is exposed!
364
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:55,289
Well, I guess I'm in the wedding then.
365
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,209
He stinks.
366
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:01,962
Level one alert! I repeat,
level one, this is not a drill!
367
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:05,716
We have a situation. The minister called.
He's snowed in, he can't make it.
368
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,802
- Oh, no.
- Hey, don't worry.
369
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:10,179
- I'm still ordained from your wedding.
- Really?
370
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:14,683
Yeah. You think I'd give up being
a minister and pay to ride the subway?
371
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:17,770
Ministers don't ride the subway for free.
372
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:21,273
I had to read the Bible pretty carefully,
but, yeah, we do.
373
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,569
We have to find someone else
to walk Phoebe down the aisle.
374
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,321
I'll do it!
375
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:33,494
Okay, Mike and Joey, get in position.
376
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,871
Chandler, come with me.
377
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:46,257
Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony,
and Chandler's giving you away.
378
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:49,051
Oh, okay. Hi, new Dad.
379
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:56,809
- So you ready to do this?
- Oh, my God. This is really happening.
380
00:23:56,977 --> 00:24:01,605
- Uh-huh. I'm so happy for you, honey.
- Thank you.
381
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:05,401
I love you.
Wait, wait! No hugs! The dresses!
382
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,278
- Oh, what the hell.
- Oh, come on.
383
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,240
- I love you guys.
- I love you.
384
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:15,661
Okay, it's zero hour!
All teams execute on my count!
385
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:19,331
Let's get this bad boy on the road!
386
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,959
Is it okay I want you
to wear that headset in bed?
387
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,837
I have you scheduled for nudity
at 2300 hours.
388
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,338
Oh, yeah.
389
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:29,925
Okay, Marjorie, hit it.
390
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:43,856
- Jeez, Ross. You could've showered.
- It's the dog.
391
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,487
Groomsman? Why are you standing
there? Where's your bridesmaid?
392
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:52,740
We've got a broken arrow!
Bridesmaid down!
393
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:55,075
Oh, that's me.
394
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:02,333
- Ready?
- Okay.
395
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:05,461
Oh, wait. Oh, no. Wait.
396
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:12,134
Wow. Aren't you gonna be cold?
397
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,636
I don't care.
398
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:16,639
I'll be my "something blue."
399
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:23,020
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
400
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:05,312
My God.
401
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,023
- Aren't you freezing?
- Nuh-uh.
402
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:16,156
Friends. Family.
403
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,200
Dog.
404
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:22,746
Thank you all for being here
to witness this blessed event.
405
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,834
The cold has now spread
to my special place...
406
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,505
...so I'm gonna do
the short version of this.
407
00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:35,175
Phoebe and Mike
are perfect for each other.
408
00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,595
And I know I speak for everyone here...
409
00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:41,515
...when I wish them
a lifetime of happiness.
410
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,851
Who has the rings?
411
00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:49,857
Okay.
412
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:55,779
When I was growing up,
I didn't have a normal mom and dad...
413
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:58,866
...or a regular family like everybody else.
414
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:02,494
And I always knew
that something was missing.
415
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,790
But now I'm standing here today...
416
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,919
...knowing that I have everything
I'm ever gonna need.
417
00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:13,589
You are my family.
418
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:25,142
Phoebe, you are so beautiful.
419
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,395
You're so kind. You're so generous.
420
00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:31,023
You're so wonderfully weird.
421
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:36,570
Every day with you is an adventure.
422
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,573
And I can't believe how lucky I am.
423
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:43,243
And I can't wait
to share my life with you forever.
424
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:48,749
Oh, wait! Oh, I forgot. And...
425
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,334
...I love you.
426
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,837
And you have nice eyes.
427
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,549
I love you too.
428
00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,343
- Joey?
- Yeah?
429
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:02,805
Chappy's heart rate
has slowed way down.
430
00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:07,101
Okay. Phoebe...
431
00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:10,020
...do you take this man
to be your husband?
432
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,814
I do.
433
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,316
Oh...
434
00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:18,612
Mike, do you take this woman
to be your wife?
435
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,614
I do.
436
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,785
I now pronounce you...
437
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:27,996
...husband and wife.
438
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,839
I got married!
439
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:43,887
Could someone get me a coat?
I'm frigging freezing.
440
00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:54,481
- It really was an incredible wedding.
- It was.
441
00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:56,817
I kind of don't want it to end.
Hey...
442
00:28:56,985 --> 00:29:00,028
...you wanna come in for a drink
and a bite of corsage?
443
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:02,906
I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours...
444
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:06,827
...and I'm about to have the most
organized sex anyone's ever had.
445
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,204
- Whatever happened to Ross?
- I don't know.
446
00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:11,832
Maybe he hooked up with that
hot girl he talked to.
447
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,335
Come on, Chappy! Do your business!
Make!
448
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,797
Make!
449
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:22,718
I did not sign on for this.
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