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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:23,514 America, this past week has been a real emotional time for me. 1 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:26,751 See, I went back home to Chicago to attend a funeral... 2 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,954 my ol' favorite uncle, Uncle Elister. 3 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:33,089 And you know, being back home, surrounded by all my loved ones... 4 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,724 I've come to realize one thing. 5 00:00:35,835 --> 00:00:38,463 I hate my loved ones. 6 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:41,233 They make me sick. 7 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:43,571 And you know what I'm talking about, America. 8 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:47,772 Y'�ll got some relatives you wish would be missing too. 9 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,247 I can't take it no more. 10 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:53,615 America, Bernie Mac needs a break. 11 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,018 - [Horns Honking] - [Jackhammer Pounding] 12 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,327 All right, we're off like a dirty shirt. 13 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:03,919 First thing we're gonna do, we're gonna stop and get somethin' to eat. 14 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:05,998 Somethin' you can only eat in Chicago. 15 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:09,466 - Ooh, deep-dish pizza. I love Chicago deep-dish pizza. - Yeah! 16 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:12,629 - [Jordan, Bryana] Yeah, pizza! Pizza, pizza, pizza! - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 17 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,866 - Hey, hey, hey. It ain't no pizza. - What? 18 00:01:14,974 --> 00:01:17,704 - That's right. It's a hot dog. - Hot dog? 19 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:22,145 - You doggone right. Authentic Vienna hot dogs, Chicago style. - Aw! 20 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:25,411 Come on. Hold on. Ho-Ho-Ho-Hold. Come on, baby. 21 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:27,748 Oh, you'll see. Oh, you'll see. 22 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:29,845 [Vanessa] Yes, I'll hold. 23 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:35,485 Which judge you like? Judge Mills Lane orJudgeJudy? 24 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:38,029 Ooh, I loveJudge Mathis. 25 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,895 Heh! He is smart. 26 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,968 That's nice, Aunt Liva. 27 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:47,468 - Oh, she is? - [Laughs] 28 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:49,804 Well, when does work detail end? 29 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:54,946 Those people on Divorce Court are stupid. 30 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:58,643 I likeJudge Maybelline though. She's fair. 31 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:01,311 Uh-huh. 32 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,685 - Yeah, I did call earlier. - [Laughs] 33 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,122 But I'm at a new number now. 34 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:11,129 818-555-5960. 35 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:14,959 Can you please make sure she gets the message? 36 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:18,732 It's her daughter, Vanessa. 37 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:23,932 Now I got a dressed-up, Chicago-style hot dog. 38 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:27,706 Baby, I got some ol' American mustard, not that ol' French crap. 39 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,783 - Look at this. [Laughing] - [Heart Pounding] 40 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:34,752 Some relish, sauerkraut and some onion. 41 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:36,981 First one all you, baby girl. 42 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:40,150 - But I wanted plain. - Baby girl, this is better than plain. 43 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,160 - Just try it. Take a bite. - No! 44 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:45,754 What's wrong with her? This is a masterpiece. 45 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:48,766 A Mac Angelo. She don't know what's good. 46 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:54,331 I love you. Can't find it nowhere. Not New York. 47 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,204 Huh? Cleveland. Huh? L.A. 48 00:02:57,310 --> 00:03:00,108 [Giggles] You're so silly! 49 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,186 Cut the camera off. 50 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:16,924 All right, here you go. Your ol' boring hot dog with no Chicago on it. 51 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:32,671 - Okay, so this is my cell phone number. - Is that a six? 52 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:38,547 Yeah, it's 818-555-5960. 53 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,081 - Okay. - But you probably won't have to use it... 54 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:45,817 - because I won't be gone long. - Uh-huh. 55 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:19,454 - [Man] Yo, who that? - It's Bernie Mac. 56 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:21,550 - Bernie? - It is I. 57 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:24,027 - Bernie Mac! - Ha-ha! Willie. 58 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:27,725 - What's up, baby? - What are you doing in town, man? 59 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,667 - My Uncle Elister, he... he passed. - Oh, I'm sorry. 60 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,000 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, I remember him. 61 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:36,542 - He used to come in, see the show all the time. - Sure did. 62 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,804 - Wild Turkey and Coke, no ice. No tip. - [Chuckles] 63 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:42,813 That's him. Willie, this is my wife, my nephew and my niece. 64 00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:45,349 Hi. Hey, kids... 65 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:49,751 did you know that your uncle is the funniest comedian that ever walked into this place? 66 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:52,017 - Aw, no. I don't know about all that, Willie. - Oh, yeah! 67 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,526 - No, there was some funny cats that come through here, now. - Yeah, yeah, but you know what? 68 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,596 They weren't Bernie Mac. 69 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:00,495 - Man, do some of the ol' cats still come through here? - Oh, yeah, lots of'em. 70 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,568 - They come up. Yeah. - That's good, man. 71 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,830 What about Tony K? Now, that brother was funny. 72 00:05:04,937 --> 00:05:07,201 - Tony K! - Yep. 73 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,367 - Nah, he don't come up here no more. - Aww. Michael, he come? 74 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:13,741 No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You talkin' about, uh, Michael M. C... 75 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:16,474 - or "Big Mike" Michael? - Either. 76 00:05:16,582 --> 00:05:18,482 - Nah. - Aw, man. 77 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:21,314 - Uncle Bernie, I have to use the restroom. - Okay, son. Wait a minute. 78 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,548 What about some of the ol' cats that used to work here, like Clayton? 79 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,556 - Uncle Bernie! - Huh? - I'll take him. 80 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,558 - Good. Thank you, baby. - Clayton? 81 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,322 - What aboutJack, Willie? - Jack? 82 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:32,694 - Jack, Jack... - Jack! 83 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,767 - Huh? - FatJack. He had buck teeth. 84 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:37,961 - He tried to hide it, tried to cover it with that mustache. - Oh, yeah, Jack! 85 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,869 - Yeah. - Yeah. No, no, he don't work here no more. 86 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:43,498 - Oh, he don't, huh? - No, no, he got stabbed. 87 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:46,305 - No! - Oh, yeah! 88 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:48,312 - He got stabbed. - Yes, he did. 89 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:50,382 What about Donnie? He still come around? 90 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,576 - Well, Donnie's one what stabbed him. - Get outta here! 91 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:59,423 Aunt Wanda, what's "ribbed for her pleasure" mean? 92 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,995 [Indistinct Conversation] 93 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,224 - Uh, Willie? - No! 94 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:10,666 - Willie, it was nice meeting you. Bernie, we're going. - No, no, Wanda, Wanda. 95 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:14,729 - Willie, tell her about the heckler Warren Hutcherson shot. - Yeah, yeah. 96 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:17,833 Uh, we'll see you in the car. Yeah. 97 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:20,936 Well, all right, all right, all right. You kiddin'. 98 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:28,014 - [Girl] Hey, look who's here. - Taynelle, Tinikki. 99 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,681 So, Hollywood, you back already? 100 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:33,759 - Yeah, I had to come for a funeral. - Wait, you knew T-Dawg? 101 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:37,626 - No. - So, how's California? You seen any movie stars? 102 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:41,188 - Did you meet Lil' Bow Wow? - No, just a couple of my uncle's comedian friends. 103 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,666 - Ooh, what's his house like? Is it big? - Not that big. 104 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,931 - You got your own room? - Yeah. 105 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:48,802 - It's big. Mm-hmm. Huh-huh. - It's probably like Cribs, I bet. 106 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,536 Look, it's not that big of a deal. I mean, I like it better here. 107 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:53,544 Girl, you crazy. 108 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:58,208 Mm-mm. Word. Well, you can stay here, and I'll go back to Cali and kick it in a big house. 109 00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:01,548 - All right! - You can't take the ghetto out the girl. 110 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:04,020 That's true! 111 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:07,889 Ooh, Vanessa, I like your shoes. Those are tight. 112 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:10,485 Girl, these joints is hot. How much were they? 113 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,394 I don't know. They give my uncle stuff sometimes. 114 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:15,865 What? You didn't have to pay? 115 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:19,131 Girl, it's like you Venus or Serena or somethin'. 116 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:23,140 - They all right. - They better than them raggedy shoes you got on. 117 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:25,904 Forget you. I'm hungry. Let's go to Habib's. 118 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:30,073 - You ain't got no money. - Who needs money? Let's roll. 119 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:35,151 I got money. Let me buy. 120 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:38,917 I don't need your money, Hollywood. 121 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,459 You need somebody's money. 122 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:45,361 Shut up. You think you all that, huh? 123 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:50,198 I remember when yo' ass wasn't too good to lift what you wanted from that store. 124 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:55,206 Now it's "my uncle this" and "my uncle that." He ain't even that funny. 125 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,799 - The Kings of Comedy was funny. - Mm-hmm. 126 00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:02,347 - [Scoffs] Whatever. - Don't turn your back on me like you better than somebody. 127 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:05,246 I don't care how large you livin'. Your mama still a crackhead. 128 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:10,682 Oh, so what, you bad now? 129 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,690 - Ooh! - Ooh! It's about to get cracked. 130 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:15,625 - Come on, girl. - Get her, girl. Uh-uh, don't let her do you like that. 131 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,958 - Come on. - Get it right there. Right there. Yeah. 132 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,931 Yeah, that's right. What you gon' do now, huh? 133 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:24,696 - What you gon' do now, huh? Huh? - I got her shoes. 134 00:08:29,308 --> 00:08:32,106 How you like that, Hollywood? 135 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,178 Come on, Ray. 136 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:44,122 I said, come on! 137 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,233 [Sniffles] 138 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,337 [Phone Ringing] 139 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:04,667 Hello? 140 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:07,678 [Sniffles] Mom? 141 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:11,383 Where are you? 142 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:16,283 I've been calling you and calling you. 143 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:22,651 I know, but I really need you. 144 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,827 I really need to see you. 145 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:34,303 Really? [Clears Throat] 146 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,703 I'm near the rec center. 147 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:47,112 Yeah, that's where we used to get chili burgers. 148 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,457 Okay. 149 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,295 About a half hour? 150 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:01,700 I love you. 151 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:25,182 Hey, baby girl, what was your favorite part of Uncle Bernie's tour of Chicago? 152 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:29,455 - I liked the part when we ate dinner at the hotel. - Just the cereal part? 153 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:33,589 What about the part, I took you to the barbershop or where I show you where I buy my shoes? 154 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:36,190 That was stupid. 155 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,032 Stupid? Yeah, okay. I got your stupid. 156 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:42,574 I'll tell you what. Wherever y'�ll wanna go, that's where we'll go. 157 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:45,542 - Just tell me. Where you wanna go? - Ooh, to a bathroom. 158 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,909 - What? - Ooh, those hot dogs don't agree with me. 159 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,209 Could we please get to a bathroom now? 160 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,216 Yeah. 161 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,946 Aunt Wanda's got doody! [Giggling] 162 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:00,592 Thank you. 163 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:03,594 Hey, baby, you all right? 164 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,755 - Feel so much better, honey. - [Bryana] Uh-oh. 165 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,993 - [Gasps] Ooh! You gotta go? - Oh, no. Come on, y'�ll. 166 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:12,832 - Come on. Come on. Quick. - You're too little to have anything left. Ohh! 167 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,838 - Bernie! - Yo. 168 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,807 - We got a problem. - Oh, Lord. 169 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,115 What's wrong, baby? 170 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:27,413 - Oh, Lord! - Honey, go get the hose. 171 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,984 - Watch out. - Okay, honey, okay. Ooh! 172 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,859 - Honey, that was me! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 173 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:41,398 - Turn her around. - Baby, don't drown the baby. 174 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,468 - Turn her around. - Okay. 175 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,662 - She did all that? - Aah! 176 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:48,171 - Whoo! Stanky-stank. - Okay. Ooh! 177 00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:56,381 - Hold her still, baby. - Okay. Ooh, gettin' heavy, baby. 178 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,712 - Ooh, honey, honey. - Look out. 179 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,718 - Lower on the pressure. - I can't. 180 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,788 - Oh. - Ooh-whoo! 181 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,686 - Ooh! Okay, baby, get her feet right quick. - Come on, now. 182 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:08,123 - Okay, okay! Okay, okay. - Baby... 183 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,354 - I'm gonna turn her around. - I'm about to fall down, I'm tellin' ya. 184 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:14,024 Okay, baby. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, just a little bit. Just a little. 185 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,260 All right. Right there. This should be it right here. Right here. 186 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:18,336 - Good. - That's okay. 187 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:24,540 Take your clothes off real quick. Baby, it's on its way. 188 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:27,168 I didn't tell you to get naked, Jordan. 189 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,374 Come on, come on. 190 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:36,086 Hurry up, baby. Come on. 191 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,088 Come on. 192 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:41,250 It's not my fault they can't handle a good hot dog. 193 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,124 Jordan didn't get sick, and he weaker than a refugee. 194 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:48,462 I just wanted to show them my town my way, but they had to ruin it for me. 195 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:53,664 Chicago, I'm not mad at you. I'm just mad at those doggone kids. 196 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,741 [Groans] 197 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,968 I think I ate too many peppers. 198 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,047 Excuse me, America. 199 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:08,846 ?? [Man Singing R&B] 200 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,142 - I want you to scrub. - ?? [R&B Continues] 201 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,220 And no splashing. 202 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,653 - And don't put no water in her hair. - [Phone Rings] 203 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:21,192 Stop, Jordan. Better not put no soap in her eyes. 204 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:23,693 Hello? What? 205 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,094 Where are you? 206 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,325 What you mean, come get you? 207 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:32,196 Hold on. Baby, get my keys. 208 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:36,104 All right, listen. Just stay right there. I'm on my way, okay? 209 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,439 - Uh, Bernie, Vanessa's not at Aunt Liva's. - I know. That was her. 210 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,708 - Oh. - She's okay. I'm going to get her. I'll be right back, okay? 211 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:46,649 ?? [R&B Continues] 212 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,132 ?? [Ends] 213 00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:17,973 You gonna be okay? 214 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,051 [Sniffles] 215 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:26,114 Why does she always do this? Why? 216 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:30,752 Why can't she be like other moms? 217 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,831 It's not fair. 218 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,127 I know it's not fair, Nessa. 219 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,833 But I'm gonna tell you somethin'. 220 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,904 I'm gonna tell you somethin' I never told nobody, ever. 221 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:52,614 When I was a little boy... 222 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,686 maybe eight years old... 223 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,585 I had a birthday party. 224 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,090 Nothin' special... 225 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,319 just a few balloons... 226 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,760 G.I. Joe... 227 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:07,627 and Big Mama gave me $15. 228 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:12,298 Vanessa, that was the most money I ever had in my life. 229 00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:19,670 [Stifles Sob] Then my father called. 230 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:23,771 - He said he was on his way. - He never showed up? 231 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,945 Oh, yeah, he showed up. 232 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,422 He showed up late. 233 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,985 But I was so excited, Nessa, I didn't even care. 234 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:42,064 Then he started telling me about how his car broke down... 235 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,635 and he had no idea how he was gonna get the money. 236 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:49,970 I kept hollering, "I got some money. I got some money." 237 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:55,138 And I ran in my room and I broke my piggy bank... 238 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,647 and he grab my $15. 239 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:03,179 The funny thing about it was Big Mama caught him down the street. 240 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:05,756 She bashed his head in with a skillet. 241 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,758 [Both Laugh] 242 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,987 She brought my $15 back. 243 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:15,499 My point I'm tryin' to say, Nessa, is parents make mistakes. 244 00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:20,029 Sometimes they make big ones. 245 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,697 See, me and you, we lucky. 246 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,575 We got people in our lives that really, really love us... 247 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,609 like my Uncle Elister... 248 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,516 although he wasn't my real uncle. 249 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,089 But I know he loved me. 250 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:43,822 So my point I'm tryin' to say, Nessa, is you're a big girl now. 251 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:49,061 You can make decisions for yourself. 252 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,432 If you wanna go see your mother... 253 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,933 I'd be more than happy to take you to see your mother. 254 00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,708 No. 255 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,939 I just wanna go home. 256 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:08,710 Hey, I'll have you in the hotel in a minute. 257 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,915 No, I mean home, home. 258 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,219 You know what, Nessa? 259 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,562 Me too. 260 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,230 Your Uncle Elister wanted you to have it. 261 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:29,535 Aw, his tackle box. 262 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,939 - Huh? - Open it later. 263 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:35,445 - Oh, baby, it won't bite you. - Come on, y'�ll. Let's take a picture. Come on. 264 00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:37,515 Baby girl, come on. 265 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,588 Yeah? Come on, baby. Come on. 266 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,522 All right, baby. I'm ready. Okay. 267 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,327 [Shutter Clicks] 268 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,473 [Smacks Lips] 269 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,289 Mmm. 270 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:22,451 - What is it? - Aw, baby, a bunch of clippings and pictures. 271 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:25,121 - Hmm. - Wanda, this man kept every clipping... 272 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,858 from when I was a kid all the way up to my career now. 273 00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:31,993 Oh, look. A baby picture of you. 274 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,538 - I've never seen this before. - I haven't either. 275 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,574 Wow, look at you. You look chunky. 276 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,506 - I am kind of thick. - Mm-hmm. 277 00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:41,977 - So, what's wrong? - [Chuckles] 278 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:46,346 Look at that. "1923, Elister Bernard Dower." 279 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:51,479 Oh, my God. His baby picture looks exactly like you. 280 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,252 - Damn, sure do, don't it? - Hmm. 281 00:19:56,795 --> 00:20:01,459 That's somethin' that he kept all these things for so many years. 282 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,193 Baby, your uncle really loved you. 283 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,774 - He did, didn't he? - Mm-hmm. 284 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,470 Wanda, he saved all this for me. 285 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,564 [Sniffles] 286 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,543 ?? [Man Singing Soul] 287 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:45,397 [Jordan] And then we went to the slaughterhouse, and... and we saw these dead pigs. 288 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:48,268 I mean, it was kinda nasty. Yeah, I mean, that's what I thought. 289 00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:53,037 And then we ate these hot dogs. They were good, but they had this bright green stuff. 290 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:57,411 And then my sister threw up and we had to go to this gas station and we had diarrhea. 291 00:21:57,516 --> 00:22:01,213 Ooh, it burned. And then we went to this old, old club... 292 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,584 I mean, that my Uncle Bernie used to work at. 293 00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:09,059 And then I went into the restroom. Do you know what "ribbed for her pleasure means"? 23665

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