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America, this past week has been
a real emotional time for me.
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See, I went back home to Chicago
to attend a funeral...
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my ol' favorite uncle, Uncle Elister.
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And you know, being back home,
surrounded by all my loved ones...
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I've come to realize one thing.
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I hate my loved ones.
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They make me sick.
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And you know what
I'm talking about, America.
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Y'�ll got some relatives
you wish would be missing too.
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I can't take it no more.
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America, Bernie Mac needs a break.
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- [Horns Honking]
- [Jackhammer Pounding]
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All right, we're off
like a dirty shirt.
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First thing we're gonna do,
we're gonna stop and get somethin' to eat.
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Somethin' you can
only eat in Chicago.
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- Ooh, deep-dish pizza.
I love Chicago deep-dish pizza.
- Yeah!
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- [Jordan, Bryana] Yeah, pizza! Pizza, pizza, pizza!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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- Hey, hey, hey. It ain't no pizza.
- What?
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- That's right. It's a hot dog.
- Hot dog?
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- You doggone right.
Authentic Vienna hot dogs, Chicago style.
- Aw!
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Come on. Hold on.
Ho-Ho-Ho-Hold. Come on, baby.
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Oh, you'll see. Oh, you'll see.
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[Vanessa]
Yes, I'll hold.
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Which judge you like?
Judge Mills Lane orJudgeJudy?
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Ooh, I loveJudge Mathis.
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Heh! He is smart.
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That's nice, Aunt Liva.
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- Oh, she is?
- [Laughs]
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Well, when does work detail end?
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Those people on
Divorce Court are stupid.
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I likeJudge Maybelline though.
She's fair.
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Uh-huh.
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- Yeah, I did call earlier.
- [Laughs]
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But I'm at a new number now.
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818-555-5960.
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Can you please make sure
she gets the message?
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It's her daughter, Vanessa.
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Now I got a dressed-up,
Chicago-style hot dog.
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Baby, I got some ol' American mustard,
not that ol' French crap.
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- Look at this. [Laughing]
- [Heart Pounding]
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Some relish,
sauerkraut and some onion.
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First one all you, baby girl.
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- But I wanted plain.
- Baby girl, this is better than plain.
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- Just try it. Take a bite.
- No!
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What's wrong with her?
This is a masterpiece.
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A Mac Angelo.
She don't know what's good.
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I love you. Can't find it nowhere.
Not New York.
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Huh? Cleveland.
Huh? L.A.
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[Giggles]
You're so silly!
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Cut the camera off.
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All right, here you go.
Your ol' boring hot dog with no Chicago on it.
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- Okay, so this is my cell phone number.
- Is that a six?
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Yeah, it's 818-555-5960.
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- Okay.
- But you probably won't have to use it...
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- because I won't be gone long.
- Uh-huh.
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- [Man] Yo, who that?
- It's Bernie Mac.
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- Bernie?
- It is I.
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- Bernie Mac!
- Ha-ha! Willie.
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- What's up, baby?
- What are you doing in town, man?
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- My Uncle Elister, he... he passed.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, I remember him.
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- He used to come in, see the show all the time.
- Sure did.
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- Wild Turkey and Coke, no ice. No tip.
- [Chuckles]
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That's him. Willie, this is my wife,
my nephew and my niece.
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Hi. Hey, kids...
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did you know that your uncle is the funniest
comedian that ever walked into this place?
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- Aw, no. I don't know about all that, Willie.
- Oh, yeah!
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- No, there was some funny cats
that come through here, now.
- Yeah, yeah, but you know what?
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They weren't Bernie Mac.
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- Man, do some of the ol' cats
still come through here?
- Oh, yeah, lots of'em.
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- They come up. Yeah.
- That's good, man.
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What about Tony K?
Now, that brother was funny.
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- Tony K!
- Yep.
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- Nah, he don't come up here no more.
- Aww. Michael, he come?
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No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You talkin' about, uh, Michael M. C...
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- or "Big Mike" Michael?
- Either.
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- Nah.
- Aw, man.
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- Uncle Bernie, I have to use the restroom.
- Okay, son. Wait a minute.
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What about some of the ol' cats
that used to work here, like Clayton?
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- Uncle Bernie!
- Huh?
- I'll take him.
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- Good. Thank you, baby.
- Clayton?
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- What aboutJack, Willie?
- Jack?
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- Jack, Jack...
- Jack!
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- Huh?
- FatJack. He had buck teeth.
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- He tried to hide it,
tried to cover it with that mustache.
- Oh, yeah, Jack!
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. No, no, he don't work here no more.
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- Oh, he don't, huh?
- No, no, he got stabbed.
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- No!
- Oh, yeah!
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- He got stabbed.
- Yes, he did.
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What about Donnie?
He still come around?
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- Well, Donnie's one what stabbed him.
- Get outta here!
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Aunt Wanda,
what's "ribbed for her pleasure" mean?
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[Indistinct Conversation]
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- Uh, Willie?
- No!
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- Willie, it was nice meeting you.
Bernie, we're going.
- No, no, Wanda, Wanda.
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- Willie, tell her about
the heckler Warren Hutcherson shot.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Uh, we'll see you in the car. Yeah.
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Well, all right, all right, all right.
You kiddin'.
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- [Girl] Hey, look who's here.
- Taynelle, Tinikki.
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So, Hollywood, you back already?
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- Yeah, I had to come for a funeral.
- Wait, you knew T-Dawg?
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- No.
- So, how's California? You seen any movie stars?
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- Did you meet Lil' Bow Wow?
- No, just a couple of my uncle's comedian friends.
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- Ooh, what's his house like? Is it big?
- Not that big.
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- You got your own room?
- Yeah.
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- It's big. Mm-hmm. Huh-huh.
- It's probably like Cribs, I bet.
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Look, it's not that big of a deal.
I mean, I like it better here.
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Girl, you crazy.
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Mm-mm. Word. Well, you can stay here,
and I'll go back to Cali and kick it in a big house.
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- All right!
- You can't take the ghetto out the girl.
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That's true!
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Ooh, Vanessa, I like your shoes.
Those are tight.
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Girl, these joints is hot.
How much were they?
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I don't know.
They give my uncle stuff sometimes.
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What? You didn't have to pay?
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Girl, it's like you Venus
or Serena or somethin'.
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- They all right.
- They better than them raggedy shoes you got on.
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Forget you. I'm hungry.
Let's go to Habib's.
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- You ain't got no money.
- Who needs money? Let's roll.
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I got money. Let me buy.
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I don't need your money, Hollywood.
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You need somebody's money.
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Shut up.
You think you all that, huh?
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I remember when yo' ass wasn't too good
to lift what you wanted from that store.
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Now it's "my uncle this" and "my uncle that."
He ain't even that funny.
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- The Kings of Comedy was funny.
- Mm-hmm.
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- [Scoffs] Whatever.
- Don't turn your back on me
like you better than somebody.
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I don't care how large you livin'.
Your mama still a crackhead.
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Oh, so what, you bad now?
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- Ooh!
- Ooh! It's about to get cracked.
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- Come on, girl.
- Get her, girl.
Uh-uh, don't let her do you like that.
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- Come on.
- Get it right there. Right there. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's right.
What you gon' do now, huh?
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- What you gon' do now, huh? Huh?
- I got her shoes.
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How you like that, Hollywood?
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Come on, Ray.
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I said, come on!
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[Sniffles]
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[Phone Ringing]
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Hello?
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[Sniffles]
Mom?
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Where are you?
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I've been calling you and calling you.
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I know, but I really need you.
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I really need to see you.
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Really?
[Clears Throat]
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I'm near the rec center.
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Yeah, that's where we
used to get chili burgers.
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Okay.
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About a half hour?
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I love you.
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Hey, baby girl, what was your favorite part
of Uncle Bernie's tour of Chicago?
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- I liked the part when we ate dinner at the hotel.
- Just the cereal part?
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What about the part,
I took you to the barbershop
or where I show you where I buy my shoes?
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That was stupid.
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Stupid? Yeah, okay.
I got your stupid.
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I'll tell you what.
Wherever y'�ll wanna go, that's where we'll go.
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- Just tell me. Where you wanna go?
- Ooh, to a bathroom.
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- What?
- Ooh, those hot dogs don't agree with me.
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Could we please
get to a bathroom now?
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Yeah.
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Aunt Wanda's got doody!
[Giggling]
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Thank you.
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Hey, baby, you all right?
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- Feel so much better, honey.
- [Bryana] Uh-oh.
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- [Gasps] Ooh! You gotta go?
- Oh, no. Come on, y'�ll.
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- Come on. Come on. Quick.
- You're too little to have anything left. Ohh!
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- Bernie!
- Yo.
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- We got a problem.
- Oh, Lord.
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What's wrong, baby?
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- Oh, Lord!
- Honey, go get the hose.
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- Watch out.
- Okay, honey, okay. Ooh!
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- Honey, that was me!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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- Turn her around.
- Baby, don't drown the baby.
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- Turn her around.
- Okay.
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- She did all that?
- Aah!
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- Whoo! Stanky-stank.
- Okay. Ooh!
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- Hold her still, baby.
- Okay. Ooh, gettin' heavy, baby.
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- Ooh, honey, honey.
- Look out.
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- Lower on the pressure.
- I can't.
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- Oh.
- Ooh-whoo!
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- Ooh! Okay, baby, get her feet right quick.
- Come on, now.
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- Okay, okay! Okay, okay.
- Baby...
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- I'm gonna turn her around.
- I'm about to fall down, I'm tellin' ya.
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Okay, baby. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, just a little bit. Just a little.
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All right. Right there.
This should be it right here. Right here.
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- Good.
- That's okay.
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Take your clothes off real quick.
Baby, it's on its way.
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I didn't tell you
to get naked, Jordan.
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Come on, come on.
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Hurry up, baby. Come on.
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Come on.
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It's not my fault they can't
handle a good hot dog.
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Jordan didn't get sick,
and he weaker than a refugee.
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I just wanted to show them my town my way,
but they had to ruin it for me.
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Chicago, I'm not mad at you.
I'm just mad at those doggone kids.
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[Groans]
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I think I ate too many peppers.
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Excuse me, America.
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?? [Man Singing R&B]
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- I want you to scrub.
- ?? [R&B Continues]
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And no splashing.
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- And don't put no water in her hair.
- [Phone Rings]
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Stop, Jordan.
Better not put no soap in her eyes.
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Hello? What?
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Where are you?
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What you mean, come get you?
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Hold on. Baby, get my keys.
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All right, listen. Just stay right there.
I'm on my way, okay?
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- Uh, Bernie, Vanessa's not at Aunt Liva's.
- I know. That was her.
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- Oh.
- She's okay. I'm going to get her.
I'll be right back, okay?
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?? [R&B Continues]
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?? [Ends]
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You gonna be okay?
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[Sniffles]
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Why does she always do this?
Why?
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Why can't she be like other moms?
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It's not fair.
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I know it's not fair, Nessa.
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But I'm gonna tell you somethin'.
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I'm gonna tell you somethin'
I never told nobody, ever.
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When I was a little boy...
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maybe eight years old...
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I had a birthday party.
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Nothin' special...
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just a few balloons...
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G.I. Joe...
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and Big Mama gave me $15.
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Vanessa, that was the most money
I ever had in my life.
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[Stifles Sob]
Then my father called.
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- He said he was on his way.
- He never showed up?
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Oh, yeah, he showed up.
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He showed up late.
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But I was so excited, Nessa,
I didn't even care.
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Then he started telling me
about how his car broke down...
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and he had no idea how
he was gonna get the money.
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I kept hollering,
"I got some money. I got some money."
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And I ran in my room
and I broke my piggy bank...
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and he grab my $15.
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The funny thing about it was
Big Mama caught him down the street.
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She bashed his head in
with a skillet.
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[Both Laugh]
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She brought my $15 back.
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My point I'm tryin' to say,
Nessa, is parents make mistakes.
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Sometimes they make big ones.
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See, me and you, we lucky.
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We got people in our lives
that really, really love us...
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like my Uncle Elister...
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although he wasn't
my real uncle.
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But I know he loved me.
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So my point I'm tryin' to say,
Nessa, is you're a big girl now.
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You can make decisions for yourself.
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If you wanna go see your mother...
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I'd be more than happy to
take you to see your mother.
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No.
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I just wanna go home.
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Hey, I'll have you
in the hotel in a minute.
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No, I mean home, home.
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You know what, Nessa?
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Me too.
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Your Uncle Elister
wanted you to have it.
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Aw, his tackle box.
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- Huh?
- Open it later.
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- Oh, baby, it won't bite you.
- Come on, y'�ll. Let's take a picture. Come on.
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Baby girl, come on.
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Yeah? Come on, baby. Come on.
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All right, baby. I'm ready. Okay.
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[Shutter Clicks]
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[Smacks Lips]
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Mmm.
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- What is it?
- Aw, baby, a bunch of clippings and pictures.
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- Hmm.
- Wanda, this man kept every clipping...
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from when I was a kid
all the way up to my career now.
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Oh, look.
A baby picture of you.
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- I've never seen this before.
- I haven't either.
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Wow, look at you.
You look chunky.
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- I am kind of thick.
- Mm-hmm.
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- So, what's wrong?
- [Chuckles]
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Look at that.
"1923, Elister Bernard Dower."
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Oh, my God.
His baby picture looks exactly like you.
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- Damn, sure do, don't it?
- Hmm.
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That's somethin' that he kept all these things
for so many years.
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Baby, your uncle really loved you.
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- He did, didn't he?
- Mm-hmm.
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Wanda, he saved all this for me.
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[Sniffles]
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?? [Man Singing Soul]
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[Jordan]
And then we went to the slaughterhouse,
and... and we saw these dead pigs.
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I mean, it was kinda nasty.
Yeah, I mean, that's what I thought.
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And then we ate these hot dogs. They were
good, but they had this bright green stuff.
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And then my sister threw up and we had to
go to this gas station and we had diarrhea.
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Ooh, it burned. And then we
went to this old, old club...
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I mean, that my Uncle Bernie
used to work at.
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And then I went into the restroom. Do you
know what "ribbed for her pleasure means"?
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