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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,367 --> 00:00:03,367 - Previously on... 2 00:00:05,133 --> 00:00:07,200 - Everyone should share a story about something 3 00:00:07,233 --> 00:00:09,500 that makes them vulnerable. - I was 17. 4 00:00:09,533 --> 00:00:11,433 I went to rehab for three months. 5 00:00:11,467 --> 00:00:13,242 And so when my parents came to come get me, they were like, 6 00:00:13,266 --> 00:00:15,433 "You're not coming home, but we did find 7 00:00:15,467 --> 00:00:18,533 a halfway house for you to live in that's run by nuns." 8 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:20,433 - The guy... the host's name is Joe Farrell. 9 00:00:20,467 --> 00:00:22,000 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 10 00:00:22,033 --> 00:00:23,142 This is, like, weird white people. 11 00:00:23,166 --> 00:00:25,367 [ laughs ] 12 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,100 - When I married my husband, he forced me to buy clothes. 13 00:00:28,133 --> 00:00:29,500 - You were his accessory. 14 00:00:29,533 --> 00:00:32,100 - I was never a trophy wife! - Listen... 15 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:35,033 - You were a trophy wife! - Is this the basement? 16 00:00:35,066 --> 00:00:36,142 - It's the lower level. - Okay. 17 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:38,400 I'm always last on the totem pole 18 00:00:38,433 --> 00:00:41,066 when it comes to rooms when we go on vacations together. 19 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:46,400 - Luann's left and written out-of-control text. 20 00:00:46,433 --> 00:00:47,543 [ cellphone rings ] - Shh! Shh! Hello! 21 00:00:47,567 --> 00:00:50,066 Luann's on the phone. [ ring ] 22 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:52,033 Hey, Lu. 23 00:00:52,066 --> 00:00:55,133 ♪♪♪♪♪ 24 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:56,533 - Hey, Ramona. 25 00:00:56,567 --> 00:00:58,633 - I'm so sorry I didn't give you my room, 26 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:01,100 or rather... or rather, Sonja's room. 27 00:01:14,633 --> 00:01:17,433 - I don't want you to feel like I think less of you. I don't. 28 00:01:17,467 --> 00:01:19,333 And I'm so sorry I made you feel that way. 29 00:01:19,367 --> 00:01:21,600 I was wrong not to have you on the same floor. 30 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:23,609 Please come back. Please? - I feel bad you're upset, Lu. 31 00:01:23,633 --> 00:01:26,333 - I don't want you to be upset and I don't wanna cry. 32 00:01:26,367 --> 00:01:28,109 - I don't want you to be upset. I would rather 33 00:01:28,133 --> 00:01:29,576 you be here with us. - We love you. I do love you. 34 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,433 - You don't have to sleep in this sh... hole. 35 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:32,633 - Shut up! - [ laughs ] 36 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:34,433 - Get our ass over here. 37 00:01:34,467 --> 00:01:37,100 - [ sighs ] 38 00:01:37,133 --> 00:01:38,333 - Fine. 39 00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:43,500 - Fine, you can stay at your home, but please come back now. 40 00:01:43,533 --> 00:01:45,476 - Only in the Hamptons do you get in a fight with a friend 41 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,233 and you're like, 42 00:01:47,266 --> 00:01:48,710 "Bitch, I'm gonna see you on the tennis court!" 43 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:51,066 - I'm owning it that she had a right to feel upset. 44 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:52,500 I'm owning it. 45 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:54,376 And I just really wish she communicated it earlier. 46 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,600 - Do we have to go tonight? I wanna be losers and stay home. 47 00:01:57,633 --> 00:01:59,433 Instead of going, let's stay here. 48 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:01,209 - Instead of going with Ramona's fancy new friends. 49 00:02:01,233 --> 00:02:03,467 - Well... [ scoffs ] - I just think enough is enough. 50 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,309 - My girlfriend's having a beautiful birthday party 51 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,133 at Sag Harbor. I'm really surprised 52 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:08,743 these girls don't wanna go to this party. 53 00:02:08,767 --> 00:02:11,266 I mean, come on. How many hours can I look at you girls? 54 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:13,100 I mean, I love you, but not that much. 55 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:17,200 Let's get some action! Food, wine, dancing, and men! 56 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:19,266 - I almost ended up sleeping with another guy, too. 57 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:20,676 I can't do that. - Well, you were just acting 58 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,276 like a crazy person. - You were a disaster area. 59 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:23,633 - You were just out of your mind. 60 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:26,633 - What about when Elyse called you "arm candy"? 61 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:27,567 I'm like, "Take it back! Take it back!" 62 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,166 - I know! - Yeah. 63 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,609 - I was never a trophy wife! - Listen... 64 00:02:30,633 --> 00:02:32,633 Take... that... back! 65 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:35,367 I don't shave my pussy! 66 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,667 - And then she throws it on me. 67 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:38,600 She's like, "She's the trophy wife!" 68 00:02:38,633 --> 00:02:41,233 - Yeah! She's the trophy wife! - Bitch, that's not true! 69 00:02:41,266 --> 00:02:44,633 - Don't say I am! - When I was married to Topper, 70 00:02:44,667 --> 00:02:46,409 I was not a trophy wife. - I had a lot of responsibility. 71 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,467 That girl shouldn't be calling me a trophy wife. 72 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,667 - When you... 73 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,633 - Don't say that. - You were a trophy wife, 74 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:54,400 - Don't say that. And also, so stop. 75 00:02:54,433 --> 00:02:56,500 - I was a hard-working wife. - Yes. 76 00:02:56,533 --> 00:02:58,276 - [ speaks indistinctly ] - I've been hard-working, too. 77 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:00,242 - How come you don't know where the shoe repair is 78 00:03:00,266 --> 00:03:01,676 in our neighborhood? - Oh, my God, stop it. 79 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:03,576 - You didn't know where the shoe repair shop was. 80 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,476 - Oh, my God. Stop it. Okay, get... Stop right now. 81 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,976 I'm... I'm too sick for you to get on this loop again right now. 82 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,734 - The first rule of trophy wife is 83 00:03:09,767 --> 00:03:13,400 if you have to explain that you weren't a trophy wife, 84 00:03:13,433 --> 00:03:16,133 you probably were a trophy wife. 85 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:18,567 - I just wasn't that kinda wife. I was gardening. 86 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,543 I wore a muumuu all day. - I know, but imagine, like, 87 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:21,676 when she said something to you, 88 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,333 and you found that so offensive... 89 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:25,200 - She found that offensive. I get it. 90 00:03:25,233 --> 00:03:26,543 - Because... And then she found it offensive because... 91 00:03:26,567 --> 00:03:28,166 - Touché! - ...you found it offensive. 92 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,376 - That's touché, Ramona. That's... that's a touché. 93 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,767 - Touché. 94 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,367 ♪♪♪♪♪ 95 00:03:38,567 --> 00:03:40,533 - Hello? - Hi! 96 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:43,266 - Nice to see you. - You, too. How are ya? 97 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,743 - I'm very good. - Good. You look very good. 98 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:46,700 - This is L'Etoile? - Yeah. Isn't it nice? 99 00:03:46,734 --> 00:03:49,467 - Yeah. Is my client, uh, company. 100 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,609 - It's different-looking, right? - I like the orange... 101 00:03:50,633 --> 00:03:51,600 - Right? Me, too. Right. 102 00:03:51,633 --> 00:03:54,367 Adriano? Gosh, he's probably 103 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,333 the hottest tennis pro in the Hamptons. 104 00:03:56,367 --> 00:03:59,266 Everyone loves hitting with him 'cause he speaks Italian, 105 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:00,200 he's' tall, gorgeous. 106 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:01,667 What else can I say? 107 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,340 - All right, let's hit, baby. I wanna hit. 108 00:04:03,367 --> 00:04:04,767 - Warm me up before Luann gets here. 109 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,734 - We don't run today? 110 00:04:09,767 --> 00:04:12,233 - Oy. - Oh! Bad bounce! 111 00:04:12,266 --> 00:04:13,633 Volley! - Boom! 112 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,367 - Volley! - Boom! [ laughs ] 113 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,710 - And overhead. Twist, twist, twist! 114 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,700 - Aah! - Yes! Good! 115 00:04:18,734 --> 00:04:20,767 Very good! Ay! - Ay, ay, ay! 116 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,266 - That was awesome. 117 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:23,500 - Ay, yi, yi. 118 00:04:23,533 --> 00:04:25,000 - Ay, ya. - Oh, my. 119 00:04:25,033 --> 00:04:26,700 Oh, I'll just great my breath. [ shrieks ] 120 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:29,700 Luann, where are ya? I need some relief. 121 00:04:29,734 --> 00:04:34,300 [ gate latch clattering ] 122 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:35,509 - Ramona, how do you open the gate? 123 00:04:35,533 --> 00:04:37,266 [ thud ] Ugh. 124 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:38,667 All right, I got it. 125 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:40,667 I do believe Ramona is sorry because I don't think 126 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:42,300 she intentionally put me in the basement. 127 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:44,200 She just does not think. 128 00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:47,567 And I'm not gonna let this ruin my weekend with the girls. 129 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,500 - Adriano, this is my girlfriend Luann. 130 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:52,567 - Adriano. - Luann. 131 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,734 - [ both speaking Italian ] 132 00:04:55,767 --> 00:04:57,667 - [ laughs ] 133 00:04:57,700 --> 00:04:58,633 - She say that I still have a strong accent... 134 00:04:58,667 --> 00:05:00,367 - He still has a strong accent. 135 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,033 - ...even after 20 years in the U.S. 136 00:05:02,066 --> 00:05:03,743 - Don't lose it. We like the strong Italian accent. 137 00:05:03,767 --> 00:05:05,476 - We like it. Sounds very... Your accent sounds very, uh... 138 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,500 - Thank you. Thank you. 139 00:05:07,533 --> 00:05:09,000 - ...whatever. [ laughs ] 140 00:05:09,033 --> 00:05:10,743 - You look very fit. - She does a lot of yoga. 141 00:05:10,767 --> 00:05:12,734 She always had a good body, but now it's awesome. 142 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:15,633 - She's trying to be nice to me. - I am being nice. 143 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,743 - Don't try too hard. It's just not your M.O. [ laughs ] 144 00:05:17,767 --> 00:05:19,400 - [ laughs ] - That was funny. 145 00:05:19,433 --> 00:05:20,734 [ laughs ] That was... 146 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:22,300 - Luann, we're not going to the party. 147 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:23,710 We decided we're all gonna stay in together 148 00:05:23,734 --> 00:05:25,343 order in from Parmigiana, and just hang out. 149 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,734 - Really? - Yeah. 150 00:05:26,767 --> 00:05:28,576 - All your friends are gonna be disappointed, no? 151 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,000 - You know what? 152 00:05:30,033 --> 00:05:31,343 My most important friends are right here. 153 00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:32,667 - I couldn't agree more. 154 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,700 As much as Ramona's trying to honor her guests 155 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:37,433 and be the great hostess that she is... 156 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:40,300 [ inhales deeply ] she's dying to get to that party. 157 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:42,367 - Is our midnight rider back? 158 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,300 Yay! - [ laughs ] Midnight rider. 159 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:47,066 - Ramona, you ready? - Yes, I'm ready. 160 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:48,343 - Because she's ready. - I was born ready, baby! 161 00:05:48,367 --> 00:05:51,033 - She's ready, so jump in. 162 00:05:51,066 --> 00:05:53,467 - He has no idea what he's getting into here. 163 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,333 - He's gorgeous. - [ chuckles ] He's gorgeous. 164 00:05:55,367 --> 00:05:56,533 - He's your type. 165 00:05:56,567 --> 00:05:57,500 - I think he's every women's type. 166 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:58,700 - Yeah. Right? 167 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:01,333 - Ramona Singer uses the '80s method 168 00:06:01,367 --> 00:06:02,767 of hiring people. 169 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,633 They have to be good-looking, they have to be fit, 170 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:08,667 and they have to be somewhat dateable. 171 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:12,433 ♪♪♪♪♪ 172 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:15,633 - Ah! - Whoa! 173 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:16,667 - That was worse. - Nice! 174 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,734 - [ laughs ] - Oh! 175 00:06:18,767 --> 00:06:20,633 - Ohh! - Out! 176 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:21,710 - It's like the sun was in my eyes or something. 177 00:06:21,734 --> 00:06:24,133 Damn! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 178 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,109 - Little Miss Excuses. - Is this really a tennis game 179 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:29,567 or is it disguised as a tennis game for something else? 180 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,409 I think we need a bell. - I'm getting out all my... 181 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:32,873 - Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! 182 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,133 - Hey! Round... 1! - I need a punching bag. 183 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:38,600 - This has nothing to do with tennis, 184 00:06:38,633 --> 00:06:40,734 Luann's so competitive that she's gonna 185 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,533 completely decimate Ramona. 186 00:06:42,567 --> 00:06:44,400 And Ramona's gonna pretend to play tennis 187 00:06:44,433 --> 00:06:46,400 while she has her tits hanging out. 188 00:06:46,433 --> 00:06:49,667 - Come on, Ramona, go back. Fast, fast, fast! 189 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,033 Fast, fast, fast! Faster, Ramona! 190 00:06:52,066 --> 00:06:54,033 - I'm sure that's exactly what he wants to see. 191 00:06:55,533 --> 00:06:56,700 - Push it. 192 00:06:56,734 --> 00:06:58,433 - Out. - [ groans ] 193 00:06:58,467 --> 00:06:59,976 - Ooh, that would've been... That would've been... 194 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,633 - I'm so... [ speaks indistinctly ] 195 00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:02,367 - That would've been 15-30. 196 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,710 - I know! You don't have to rub it in. 197 00:07:03,734 --> 00:07:05,633 - I'm having a ball over here. Revenge. 198 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:07,367 - [ grunts ] Oh! - Aw! 199 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,066 - Ramona. - Fiddle-faddle! 200 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,576 - I've never played tennis and I think I could do better. 201 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,700 - Oh! Oh! Ohh! - Aah! 202 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:15,567 - Oh, sh... - That's two bounce, 203 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,700 so it's winner. - You deserve it, Lu. 204 00:07:18,734 --> 00:07:20,700 Nothing is the better panacea than winning. 205 00:07:20,734 --> 00:07:22,400 - Winning! 206 00:07:22,433 --> 00:07:24,000 - Shake hands with your opponent. 207 00:07:24,033 --> 00:07:25,633 - Okay, winner! You did great. - Rematch? 208 00:07:25,667 --> 00:07:28,166 ♪♪♪♪♪ 209 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,700 - I feel like Sonja can't let things go with you. 210 00:07:31,734 --> 00:07:33,100 - You haven't even... 211 00:07:33,133 --> 00:07:34,700 - That was, like, really tiring me. 212 00:07:34,734 --> 00:07:36,467 - Do you know how exhausting it is for me? 213 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:37,676 - I mean, I think she's hilarious and I love her, 214 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:39,567 but, like, yesterday, she was like, 215 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,734 "I married the bank." I'm like, "oh, my God." 216 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:45,767 - I don't need these mansions. I married the bank. 217 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,133 - I know, bitch. 218 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:48,443 - I didn't marry the... ing banker. 219 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:49,767 No, I married the... ing bank. 220 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,600 I had the private island. I had the yacht. 221 00:07:53,633 --> 00:07:57,700 - What's very sad is she, you know, won't, like... 222 00:07:57,734 --> 00:07:59,033 move on, you know? - She won't. 223 00:07:59,066 --> 00:08:01,133 Considering I just met Sonja, 224 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:02,734 I think it's a little strange 225 00:08:02,767 --> 00:08:05,500 that I know so much about he life she used to live, 226 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:08,734 and I really know anything about the life she's living right now. 227 00:08:08,767 --> 00:08:11,734 The yacht has sailed, honey. You know what I mean? 228 00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:14,533 Like, you need to, like, get over all that. 229 00:08:14,567 --> 00:08:16,600 She's sh... - I know. 230 00:08:16,633 --> 00:08:18,500 - How old are you? - I'm 39. 231 00:08:18,533 --> 00:08:21,100 - Do you have a family? - No, I'm single. Single... 232 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,667 - You're single? - Yeah. 233 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,633 In Manhattan, it's very hard to... 234 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:26,500 - Yeah. - ...meet somebody special. 235 00:08:26,533 --> 00:08:28,200 - [ gasps ] - Everybody's running around. 236 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:29,667 Uh... - But I can't imagine 237 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:31,700 you have a hard time meeting somebody. 238 00:08:31,734 --> 00:08:33,567 - Mm... 239 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,443 Yeah, something... something... - You'd be surprised, right? 240 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:36,676 - You'd be surprised, you know? - [ speaks indistinctly ] 241 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:39,000 - When you least expect. - When you least expect. 242 00:08:39,033 --> 00:08:40,600 - Exactly. - Could happen today. 243 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,734 - I don't know about today, but... 244 00:08:44,767 --> 00:08:46,100 - [ laughs ] Okay. - [ laughs ] 245 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:53,633 - What?! [ speaking Italian ] 246 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:54,767 You just shot me down. 247 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,500 [ laughs ] - Oh, come on. 248 00:08:57,533 --> 00:08:59,133 - Coming up... 249 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:02,200 - Sonja! Sonja! Sonja! - [ shouting indistinctly ] 250 00:09:02,233 --> 00:09:03,734 - [ speaks indistinctly ] 251 00:09:03,767 --> 00:09:05,600 - The Morgan... ing yacht has sailed! 252 00:09:05,633 --> 00:09:07,767 ♪♪♪♪♪ 253 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:11,433 ♪♪♪♪♪ 254 00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:14,367 [ dial clicks ] 255 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,300 - [ scoffs ] Really? 256 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:19,166 Only one side's going on. 257 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,200 Come on. Why aren't the other ones kicking in? 258 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:24,233 [ sighs ] 259 00:09:24,266 --> 00:09:25,400 Flash. [ dial squeaks ] 260 00:09:25,433 --> 00:09:27,767 [ gas whooshes ] Ooh! 261 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,133 Oh. Okay, it was on. Good. 262 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:33,400 Just blew up in my face. 263 00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:35,333 - I like it. - You like it? 264 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,100 - What is that? - It's frosé. 265 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:39,042 You wanna try it, dear? - These are good? There's... 266 00:09:39,066 --> 00:09:41,133 - There's alcohol in it. - Oh, there's alcohol. 267 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:43,176 - Oh, my God! This is so good. - I almost got! So close! 268 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,443 - We can make non-alcoholic later. 269 00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:46,166 - Are you trying to trick me or what? 270 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,266 - Oh, my God! - [ mouths word ] 271 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,140 I don't think that Luann was ever an alcoholic. 272 00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:52,176 I spent many years with her, going out, having a good time. 273 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,033 - I think what Luann went through in this last three years 274 00:09:55,066 --> 00:09:58,133 has been incredibly intense and difficult, 275 00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:00,176 and I think it's behind her, and we're all looking forward 276 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,734 to having the old Luann back. 277 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,367 - Are we gonna eat outside or inside? 278 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,166 - Outside? - The table's set, by the way. 279 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,467 - Yeah. - Table is set. 280 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,100 - Well, no, we need forks and knives. 281 00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:09,543 There's no forks and knives on the table. 282 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,109 Can you guys help set the table? - Ramona, we're... 283 00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:12,142 - Thank you for setting the table, Leah. 284 00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:13,700 - Oh, you're welcome. 285 00:10:13,734 --> 00:10:15,376 - You didn't. You didn't put forks and knives. 286 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,700 - There's no forks and knives on the table. 287 00:10:17,734 --> 00:10:19,109 - Well, your woman told me that the forks and knives 288 00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:21,033 were in the napkins. 289 00:10:21,066 --> 00:10:23,066 - Oh, they're in the napkins? - Oh, she did that? 290 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,533 - That's what she told me. 291 00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:27,133 - Oh, she used to do that when I do buffets. Forget it. 292 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:29,076 - But I wanna make sure they're not in the napkins. 293 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:30,376 - Well, don't get comfortable! - My God, Ramona. 294 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,142 That's not nice. - You're bossing her around... 295 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:34,033 - Yeah, don't do that. That's not nice. 296 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:36,400 - Don't talk to her like that. - Yeah, that's terrible. 297 00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:38,066 You do it. This is your house. 298 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:40,066 - You said you wanna eat in 15 minutes. 299 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,409 - I would never talk to anybody that was my guest in my house 300 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:42,443 like that. - Well, no one's helping. 301 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:45,400 - They're in here! 302 00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:47,042 - Why do you have the lady here helping you? 303 00:10:47,066 --> 00:10:48,433 - I don't know. 304 00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:50,109 - Don't let her talk to you like that,... ing bitch. 305 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,376 - They're in the... They're actually in the napkins. 306 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,133 - All right, fine. - Yeah, so... 307 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:54,409 - Don't let her talk to you like that, Leah. 308 00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:57,100 - Fine! Fine, fine. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 309 00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:58,142 - No, I... - Take her to a doctor 310 00:10:58,166 --> 00:10:59,500 and check her hormones. 311 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,033 I think that... I really don't even... 312 00:11:01,066 --> 00:11:02,242 I'm not offended. - Well, care. 313 00:11:02,266 --> 00:11:04,133 'Cause otherwise, she gets away with it. 314 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:05,242 - I'm... All right. - Are we staying with Ramona, 315 00:11:05,266 --> 00:11:07,100 or are we working for Ramona? 316 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:10,200 What's my hourly wage? When can I take a vacation day? 317 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:12,066 I mean, this is ridiculous! 318 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,976 - [ Softly] Cheese or no cheese on your turkey burger? 319 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,567 - Uh, no cheese. - Cheese or no cheese 320 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,200 on your turkey burger? - Oh, look how... 321 00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:19,000 Look how gentle now her voice is. 322 00:11:19,033 --> 00:11:20,076 - I know. - [ whispers indistinctly ] 323 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,500 I just, cheese or no cheese? 324 00:11:21,533 --> 00:11:24,000 It's like... [ shouts indistinctly ] 325 00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:26,200 [ softly, speaks indistinctly ] - Okay. 326 00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:27,913 - That's how my family talks to each other. 327 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,142 I think that's why I just don't need the... 328 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,443 - You know what? You like it, I think. 329 00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:32,066 - I-I don't mind it. I just don't. 330 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,209 - It's not good. You need therapy. 331 00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:34,309 - [ gasps ] The grill! Holy sh...! 332 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:37,467 I went and burned the food! 333 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,200 - I was raised to respect my elders, 334 00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:42,066 so when they act a little out of pocket, 335 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,166 I'm kinda just letting them get away with it. 336 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,633 For now. - Excuse me, Sonja! 337 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,166 I need a cutting board. 338 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,200 Sonja Beach, I need some help, please. 339 00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:52,166 - Will you stop interrupting all the time? 340 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,476 - 'Cause I'm cooking! I need help. I need... 341 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,233 - You're so rude! - [ speaks indistinctly ] 342 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,367 - All right, whatever. 343 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,333 The only thing I miss, not having a partner, 344 00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:04,166 is someone to grill. 345 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,166 Mario was always in charge of the grilling. 346 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,266 Who wants to get hot and sweaty over that grill? 347 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,540 Let someone else do it, please. 348 00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:12,100 It looks so good. I'm so excited. 349 00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:13,233 I need a good meal. 350 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,533 - To the hostess with the most-ess 351 00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:17,176 and to great friends. - The hostess with the most-ess 352 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,333 who sometimes bites. - To new... 353 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:21,166 - Yeah. - Yes! 354 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,343 - Leah, it's really lovely to get to know you. 355 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,133 - Thank you so much for having me. 356 00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:25,509 I really appreciate it. - I'm so glad we're, like, 357 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:27,133 hanging in one... - Luann, thank you for 358 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,033 coming up from the basement. [ laughs ] 359 00:12:29,066 --> 00:12:30,142 - From the lower level! - From the lower level. 360 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,133 - This is what you call sunlight? 361 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:34,266 - I was never so happy to see my bedroom last night. 362 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,133 I can tell you that. - So Ramona let you out. 363 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:37,633 - So, Dorinda, I was telling Luann 364 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:40,400 about the conversation we had as Wolffer. 365 00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:43,133 We all were going around the table and sharing something 366 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:47,133 special or really vulnerable and emotional about ourselves. 367 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,276 So do you have anything that you'd like to share 368 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,133 about yourself? - [ chuckles ] Wow! 369 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,033 - Now she's on the spot. - Totally! 370 00:12:52,066 --> 00:12:54,400 - Well, I'll share that yesterday and last night 371 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:57,066 was very hard for me not to drink. 372 00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:00,343 The hard part is knowing you can drink, 373 00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:02,400 and then choosing not to drink. 374 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,600 You know, it's hard to be around a group of girls 375 00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,266 that like to drink. 376 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,266 As much as I don't wanna drink, 377 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:11,166 I just feel like to get back in the game with the girls. 378 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,443 - You know, it's awful that you've had, like, 379 00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:14,367 someone in the watchtower for the last year. 380 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,166 - I know. - But in a weird way, 381 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,200 it's sort of been like... It's been nice to have 382 00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:19,600 someone in the watchtower. - Yeah. 383 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,242 - So now you look at the watchtower, you're like... 384 00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:22,576 - There's nobody watching me anymore. 385 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,242 - No one's there. - I'm looking out for myself 386 00:13:24,266 --> 00:13:25,443 and I just, you know. So last night, 387 00:13:25,467 --> 00:13:27,433 I really... - You were challenged. 388 00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:30,133 - ...felt like drinking. It was a challenge for me yesterday. 389 00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:31,576 And it's, like, the first time I felt like that in a while. 390 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,233 - Oh, God. Really? - Yeah. 391 00:13:34,266 --> 00:13:35,543 - This is exactly the kind of thing 392 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:38,233 that Luann would've hid from us last year. 393 00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:41,066 I'm so proud of where Luann is now, 394 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:43,166 that she can be open and honest with us again. 395 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,467 - I think I'm gonna be fine if I.. 396 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,543 - You are fine. - ...uh, I drink. 397 00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:48,300 - Me, too. - Yeah. 398 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:52,133 - But then I know that I will be upset with myself 399 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,343 because it's like a promise that you make to yourself. 400 00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:55,600 I think I'm at a place with the girls 401 00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:57,333 where I can be open and honest. 402 00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,500 And I made a resolve that, you know what? 403 00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:02,200 This weekend, I'm not gonna drink. That's it. 404 00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:04,133 And I chose to do that 405 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,667 and it's really hard sticking to the plan, but I'm doing it. 406 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:09,200 Leah goes, "Oh, well, I've been drinking today." 407 00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:11,233 And I was like, "Damn it!" - I know. I honestly... 408 00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:13,233 - Damn it! I was like, "I had a good time. 409 00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:14,509 I was dancing and whatever," but it's like, 410 00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:16,734 you know, I wanted to join in. - Yeah. 411 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:18,609 - And that's normal. And then I was like... [ groans ] 412 00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:21,266 - There's probably so many things going through her mind. 413 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,233 Like, "Is my family gonna hate me? 414 00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:24,600 Am I gonna get arrested again?" 415 00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:26,467 And I get it because all that same stuff 416 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,133 was going through my head when I made the decision 417 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:32,200 to start drinking again. But at the end of the day, 418 00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:34,233 she has to just make that decision for herself 419 00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:36,500 and not really worry what other people are gonna think. 420 00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,309 - No, no, no, I... At some point, it's a personal... 421 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,300 - It's not that you're a bad influence. 422 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:41,543 That wasn't the point. I'm just saying that it was a... 423 00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:43,500 - You felt vulnerable. - You felt lonely. 424 00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:45,242 - I was vulnerable, and I felt it hard not to drink yesterday. 425 00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:46,576 And it's the first time I've felt like that, 426 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,233 so I'm just sharing. 427 00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:51,400 Tinsley: And then you're all ...ed up. 428 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,266 - Thank you. - This is all good. 429 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:55,667 This is all good stuff. 430 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,633 Coming up... 431 00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:00,166 - You like it! - Sonja, I'm gonna have to put 432 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,242 my finger up your ass to calm you down. 433 00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:05,233 - [ laughs ] 434 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,033 ♪♪♪♪♪ 435 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,166 [ knock on door ] 436 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,500 - Oh. Hi. - Hey. How are ya? 437 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,333 - Good. How are you? - Great. 438 00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:17,300 - Uh... - We're here to groom Marley. 439 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,066 Sonja's dog. - You're here to groom Marley? 440 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,333 - Yeah. - Of course you are. 441 00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:21,700 You're kidding. - Or Sonja. 442 00:15:21,734 --> 00:15:23,567 - You have a service that comes to groom? 443 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,609 - Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. - That's amazing. I love it. 444 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,242 Well, let me get Sonja. I think she's in the bedroom. 445 00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:28,700 - Great. Thank you. - Cool. 446 00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:31,333 - Just, uh, hold on one sec. - All right. 447 00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:33,734 - This guy is, like, hot. 448 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,200 I mean, dog groomer? Really? 449 00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:39,633 I'd like to be groomed. [ laughs ] 450 00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,309 - Luann's very impressed with your business. 451 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,676 - Oh, fantastic. Thank you. That's so great. 452 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,233 - I was like, "What?" - Hey, Marley. 453 00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:45,533 - Hi, honey. - Hi, sweetie. Mmm. 454 00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:47,367 - I was walking through the living room, 455 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,567 having my tea, and... - Hi, sweetie. How are you? 456 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,533 - ...handsome dog groomers walk in the door. 457 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,166 I'm like, "There is a God." 458 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,976 - You're little up like a Christmas tree right now! 459 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,409 - There is a God. - I know. It's exciting, right? 460 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,333 - That's so great. - Okay, let's go. 461 00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,667 I could use a little zhush, a buff and a puff. 462 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,400 This is a full-service home for Lu. 463 00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:05,667 We have a tennis instructor. We have dog groomers. 464 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:09,000 It's just a revolving door of hot guys for Lu. 465 00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:11,266 [ water running ] - Do you need any help? 466 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,000 - Cool. Do you wanna see what I'm doing? 467 00:16:13,033 --> 00:16:14,576 - You good? Do you want me to hold him or anything? 468 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,233 - He needs your moral support. - Ohh. 469 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,233 [ laughs ] Yeah. 470 00:16:18,266 --> 00:16:19,700 - So what kind of dog do you have? 471 00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:21,233 - I have a Westie. 472 00:16:21,266 --> 00:16:22,600 - A Westie? - Yeah. Aston. 473 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:23,700 - Aston? - Yeah. 474 00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,133 - Nice. - Like Aston Martin. 475 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,600 - Nice. - Hello. [ laughs ] 476 00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:30,400 We're washing Marley. You wanna join? 477 00:16:30,433 --> 00:16:32,667 - [ laughs ] 478 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,367 If there's a man in the house, you know Luann is on it. 479 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,633 She'll say I'm the flirt. Bullsh... 480 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,300 She's the biggest flirt I ever met. 481 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,973 - Oh, he's doing the massage. I need that. 482 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,433 - I know, right? - You need that on your neck. 483 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,633 She needs a massage on her neck. - It's all good. 484 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:48,066 Just sayin'. - It's all good. 485 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,300 - Will hold you. - I mean... 486 00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:52,033 - It does. - Maybe the chair? 487 00:16:52,066 --> 00:16:53,409 - What? - Get yourself in position. 488 00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:55,233 I would kill for a shoulder massage. 489 00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:56,376 - Yeah, he's gonna give you a quick shoulder massage. 490 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,633 - Really? - Yeah, yeah. 491 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:58,734 - All right, go. - Ohh. 492 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,200 That is the best. - Go, Lu! Go, Lu! 493 00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:01,376 - Where should... Where should I go? 494 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,700 - Tell him where your neck is at. 495 00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:04,066 - Tell me where to go, I'm there. 496 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,176 - Sit right here. - Oh, my God. 497 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,633 I am so excited right now. 498 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,367 When you said you did massage, I was... 499 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,166 - You're excited? So am I. I'm a voyeur. 500 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,600 Ha ha! I love it! 501 00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:16,367 ♪♪♪♪♪ 502 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,200 - Oh, my God. This is amazing. 503 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,633 You got great hands. 504 00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:26,767 - We don't get buffed and puffed like that. 505 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,667 And what the hell is Luann getting? 506 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,033 - Mmm. Oh, yeah. 507 00:17:30,066 --> 00:17:32,200 - I'm not so sure what she's getting. 508 00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:34,133 - I think she's getting aroused. 509 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:35,400 - Do you make house calls? 510 00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:37,400 - Good to know. 511 00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:39,109 - You good? You good? - Thank you. Yes, thank you. 512 00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:40,643 Very good. Thank you. Thank you for that. 513 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:43,367 That was awesome. Thank you. 514 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:47,000 Really awesome. 515 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,033 [ dryer whirring ] 516 00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:54,667 ♪♪♪♪♪ 517 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,033 - You gotta wear, like, a heel for a second, 518 00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:58,700 and then... - Then I'll take them off. 519 00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:00,676 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Throw 'em at somebody's head. 520 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,009 - We're, like, we're have a civilized, lovely dinner party. 521 00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:05,300 - So happy we changed our mind not to go to the party. 522 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:06,767 - So happy. 523 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,743 - I don't do well at those big parties anymore. 524 00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:11,300 You know, it's so funny, as you get older, how you change. 525 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,476 I used to love those kind of events. 526 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,176 - It's nice to be at home with your friends 527 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,200 and not have to make conversation, 528 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:18,343 - I'm so bored with myself. So when I hear myself talking, 529 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:20,700 I'm like, "Oh, my God." - [ laughs ] 530 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:23,734 ♪♪♪♪♪ 531 00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:27,667 - Is this too much? Maybe cut that in half. 532 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:30,133 - I'm a stage mom. I want to style my dogs. 533 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,376 I want them to have, like, the cute little face, like puppies, 534 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,467 but then, like, a cute little skinny body. 535 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,209 - Don't tell your dogs they're fat. That's terrible. 536 00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:37,376 - I didn't tell my dogs they're fat. 537 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,000 I just look at 'em. - You like at 'em 538 00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,500 like they're fat. - It's my calling. 539 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:41,433 I'm a stage mom. 540 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:43,433 - Hi, honey bunny. 541 00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:46,100 People say I'm ignoring you. They don't understand 542 00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:49,033 that you don't like crowds. - Do you need any help, Ramona? 543 00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:50,409 - Oh, no, but thank you for offering. 544 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,109 - You want me to take... Okay. - Well, she'll just 545 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:54,000 yell at you anyway. - I'm so happy 546 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,266 that tonight is just gonna be girl bonding 547 00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,133 and I can just kinda let loose and not have to worry about 548 00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:02,700 any weirdo white dudes showing up. 549 00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:05,100 - Hello, hello. 550 00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:07,533 - [ speaking indistinctly ] 551 00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:09,266 - Anybody home? 552 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,066 - It's almost, like, treated into, like... 553 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,533 - Hey, Jeff! - Hey! 554 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,500 - How are you? 555 00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:17,266 What's going on? Come outside. 556 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,767 Jeff... he's a character. 557 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,333 He actually makes a great lasagna, 558 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,734 and he's a very good... pianist. 559 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,976 I had all these girls for lunch. So we were recently all 560 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,533 gonna go to Suzanne's party, but then they were like, 561 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,500 Oh, let's just stay in, hang out." 562 00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:32,533 - What's he doing here? I-I don't get it. 563 00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,300 It's a pussy party. 564 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,233 And then there's, like, one penis in the room. 565 00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:38,166 Why? I don't get it. 566 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,266 - The girls wanted to stay in, so I started to invite people. 567 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,476 But everyone was going to my friend's party. 568 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,266 Jeff was the only one that showed up. 569 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,033 I guess he's happy. One man, seven girls. 570 00:19:46,066 --> 00:19:47,433 He should be happy. 571 00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:48,400 - The last time I remember seeing you 572 00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:49,500 is outside of Bilboquet. 573 00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:51,133 I said, "Can I have your number?" 574 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:52,443 - Oh, you did? - [ laughs ] Yeah. 575 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,042 - You tried to hit on me? - Yeah, I totally was. 576 00:19:54,066 --> 00:19:56,500 - And I forgot? How did I forget? 577 00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:58,142 - No, you didn't forget. You gave me your number. 578 00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:00,233 [ both laugh ] 579 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,543 - I did? Oh, good. - [ laughs ] Yeah. 580 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,109 - I'm so glad I did. Now you have my number. 581 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,533 - I have it. - Phone number? 582 00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:07,767 Uh, no, sorry. I don't even recognize you. 583 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,100 - Who's this guy Jack you invited? 584 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:12,066 Another one you're dating? - No, no, no. 585 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,567 I started calling different guys... 586 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:17,467 Justin, Jeff, Ed, Carl. 587 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,266 - There's no hot guy? - This one. 588 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,076 Everyone's going to the party. He's going to the party. 589 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,767 Ooh! Let there be fire! 590 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000 - [ laughing ] - Let there be fire! 591 00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:30,433 ♪♪♪♪♪ 592 00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:32,209 - Oh, God, I thought this was cranberry juice. What is this? 593 00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:35,400 - Oh! [ laughs ] No, I'm sorry. 594 00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:37,300 There was no ice and I couldn't find ice, 595 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,767 so there's vodka in there. 596 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,500 - This is great. - [ laughs ] 597 00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:44,400 If Leah wants to drink, like, she's around safe, good company. 598 00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:46,266 I think it's fun. 599 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,076 As long as she's drinking around me, I feel like I got this. 600 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,033 She's not gonna go off the deep end. 601 00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:51,533 Hopefully. 602 00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:53,100 Maybe. 603 00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:54,433 - Quarters. At my house. 604 00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:55,576 If I get it, you have to drink it. 605 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,633 If I don't get, I have to drink. 606 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:01,000 - Okay. - See? That's how it goes. 607 00:21:01,033 --> 00:21:03,066 And that's all I'm gonna play. 608 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,367 Yeah! - Aah! 609 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,467 - Yeah! 610 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,433 Drink, bitch. 611 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,633 - I never did... [ laughs ] 612 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,000 - Drink, bitch. 613 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,400 - You! - Drink, bitch. 614 00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:17,443 - Well, she should've gone to a fraternity instead of FIT, 615 00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:19,300 - Aah! - Aah! 616 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,066 - Yeah! 617 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,500 ♪ You drink, you drink, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 618 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:26,500 - I mean, this is more like frats guys getting wasted 619 00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:29,266 than a lovely drinks party with the ladies. 620 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,200 - Luann, did you bring my vibrator I asked you to get me? 621 00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:33,476 - God, are you gonna masturbate for everybody? 622 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,533 - How are you? - Good. How you doing? 623 00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:37,633 - I'm good. - Good to see you. 624 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:40,500 - Good to see you. - Full length! Oh, my God. 625 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,133 - You know, they're gang banging over there. 626 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:46,633 - ♪ You drink, you drink, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 627 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,567 - There are nights where I really miss drinking. 628 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,600 Tonight is not one of those nights. 629 00:21:50,633 --> 00:21:53,433 - You like Oh, my gosh. - [ speaks indistinctly ] 630 00:21:53,467 --> 00:21:54,476 - What kind of guys do you like? Oh, my God. 631 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,433 - [ speaks indistinctly ] What? 632 00:21:56,467 --> 00:21:58,533 - No. - I think he's great. 633 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,109 - Oh, she's picking on me? - All right, hold on. 634 00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:01,533 They want you to go. 635 00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:02,533 - Go outside the house? - She doesn't like any guys, 636 00:22:02,567 --> 00:22:04,333 and then she likes you. I 637 00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:06,500 I'm like, "Why would you like this guy? 638 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,109 - [ speaks indistinctly ] - He's got the, like, 639 00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:11,467 chest showing. It's good. I'm not mad at it. 640 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:15,400 - I can't help but sit back and watch this all go down 641 00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:17,467 and think to myself, "Oh, my God. 642 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,233 Is this how I look when I get drunk?" 643 00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:21,633 - I thought we sent you home! 644 00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:23,633 - And where the hell did Sonja get that dildo? 645 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:26,166 Watch your heads, girls. She's got the vibrator in her ass. 646 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,533 - Ooh! Wow! 647 00:22:28,567 --> 00:22:30,266 - [ laughs ] Get off! 648 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:31,543 [ speaks indistinctly ] - You love it! 649 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,500 You like it! - Sonja, I'm gonna have to put 650 00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:35,367 my finger up your ass to calm you down. 651 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,567 - I think I'm gonna go. - Yeah. Good to see you. 652 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,300 Thank you for coming over. - Aw, thanks for having me. 653 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,333 - [ laughs ] - Whoo-hoo! 654 00:22:42,367 --> 00:22:44,100 - You're a wild beast! Get outta here. 655 00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:46,133 - Isn't this the best party ever?! 656 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,500 - Coming up... 657 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,600 - Sonja! Get in! - Take it off now! 658 00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:52,567 - Yeah! - Now! 659 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,300 - Oh, my God. I'm seeing double and feeling single. 660 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,500 - [ grunts ] - Yeah! 661 00:22:56,533 --> 00:22:58,533 ♪♪♪♪♪ 662 00:23:05,033 --> 00:23:07,000 - What did I say that hurt your feelings? 663 00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:08,409 You said... We were at... [ speaks indistinctly ] 664 00:23:08,433 --> 00:23:09,767 - They were walking out, 665 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,533 and Alberto's there and we're talking. 666 00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:12,676 He's like, "How's John?" And you're like, "You know, 667 00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:14,567 "she'll be done with him in two years. 668 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,767 She'll be with someone else." 669 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,667 - Oh, my gosh. - Recently? 670 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,100 - Yeah, you did. 671 00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:32,009 - Really, Ramona, I can't believe you. 672 00:23:32,033 --> 00:23:33,467 - I don't remember saying that. 673 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,667 - So insensitive. - [ laughs ] 674 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:39,734 - Bitch, if you get naked, I'm gonna get naked, 675 00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:41,433 and that's that. 676 00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:42,743 I'm going stir-crazy. [ Coco barking ] 677 00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:46,533 There's just only so much talking about yachts 678 00:23:46,567 --> 00:23:49,500 and déclassé that I can really handle 679 00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:52,567 before I'm like, "This is how I have fun." 680 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,767 - Aah! 681 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,767 - Watch and learn. 682 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,710 All right, I'm kind of peeing in the pool right now. 683 00:23:58,734 --> 00:24:01,633 - I'm like the prude that can't take my clothes off right now. 684 00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:03,700 - Rip it off, bitch! Get in the pool. 685 00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:06,400 You know what? This is a "... you" to Dale. 686 00:24:06,433 --> 00:24:08,600 This is a "... you" to society, high society. 687 00:24:08,633 --> 00:24:10,033 ...you, Park Avenue. 688 00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:15,033 Yes, bitch! Go! Go, go, go, go! Yes! Yes! 689 00:24:15,066 --> 00:24:18,367 - Aah! - Whoo! 690 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,767 - Yeah! 691 00:24:21,533 --> 00:24:23,133 Oh, my God! [ Coco barks ] 692 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:25,734 - Oh, my God, I hate these tiki torches! They suck! 693 00:24:25,767 --> 00:24:27,200 - [ laughs ] 694 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:30,367 - ...you! - Why? 695 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,734 - Because they suck. They just represent bullsh... 696 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,500 - There, like, spotlighting. 697 00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:40,700 - Let me just put this out there with everyone. 698 00:24:40,734 --> 00:24:43,133 It is not always great with John. 699 00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:46,567 He is different. He is a different choice for me. 700 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,433 But you know what? The big picture is, he's my friend. 701 00:24:49,467 --> 00:24:51,066 - The big picture is he's there for you. 702 00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:53,700 - Yes. I've accepted him into my life as my friend. 703 00:24:53,734 --> 00:24:56,133 He's almost... He's family to me now. 704 00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:57,600 - Mm-hmm. 705 00:24:57,633 --> 00:25:00,133 - John would go to the fire with me. 706 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,433 I am about the foundation of the house. 707 00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:04,133 - Mm-hmm. - I'm not about the curtains 708 00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:06,700 and the flooring. I'm about the foundation. 709 00:25:06,734 --> 00:25:08,433 - So answer a question. If you knew he was 710 00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:10,433 a party tonight and he's taking girls' numbers, 711 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,100 what would you do? 712 00:25:12,133 --> 00:25:14,767 - He's not doing that. And I know you wanna create 713 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:15,767 this theory. - No, I said, "If he did." 714 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,500 - Well, of course I'd be upset! 715 00:25:17,533 --> 00:25:19,000 But why, again, would you say that?! 716 00:25:19,033 --> 00:25:20,500 - Why would you say that? 717 00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:22,734 - You're... That's an asshole thing to say! 718 00:25:22,767 --> 00:25:25,767 I think Ramona just pulls stuff out of her ass. 719 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,166 One thing I do know for sure is he's never flirted with her. 720 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,166 - Why do you roll your eyes, Ramona? 721 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,633 - No. - She said he doesn't take 722 00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:34,233 phone numbers, and you're... - Luann. 723 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:35,767 - ..and you're saying he does. 724 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,976 - Yeah. Girls have told me he's taken their numbers. 725 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,710 - I'm sure they have. I'm sure there's people that... 726 00:25:39,734 --> 00:25:41,433 - They already have relationships, 727 00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:42,734 and he hits on them. 728 00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:44,009 Dorinda's totally a different person than when 729 00:25:44,033 --> 00:25:45,142 she met John seven years ago. 730 00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:47,000 And there's a side of Dorinda 731 00:25:47,033 --> 00:25:50,633 that is not totally happy with the relationship with John, 732 00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:52,433 and I know she realizes down deep 733 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,533 and I wanted to hit her over the head with it. 734 00:25:54,567 --> 00:25:56,233 - That's bullsh..., Ramona. - All right. 735 00:25:56,266 --> 00:25:58,000 - You shouldn't say... And it's me. 736 00:25:58,033 --> 00:25:59,276 - It's not me. - It's not... Yeah, it is. 737 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:01,000 - I asked you if you wanted to know. 738 00:26:01,033 --> 00:26:02,576 - Tell me anything, darling. - It's your rude way 739 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,142 of trying to tell you something. - Yeah. 740 00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:07,133 But it's a very rude way of trying to tell her something. 741 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,233 Ramona really has no bedside manner. 742 00:26:09,266 --> 00:26:11,700 I mean, she is the Dr. Kevorkian 743 00:26:11,734 --> 00:26:14,000 of delivering sensitive news. 744 00:26:14,033 --> 00:26:17,100 - I never want you to think that I'm trying to you with 745 00:26:17,133 --> 00:26:18,667 some perfect thing. - Sonja? Sonja! 746 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:20,166 Get in the pool now, bitch! 747 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,700 - Get in the pool! - Take it off now! 748 00:26:22,734 --> 00:26:24,133 - Yeah! - Oh, my God! 749 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,600 - Now! 750 00:26:25,633 --> 00:26:28,033 I'm seeing double and feeling single. 751 00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:30,033 All right, I'm coming. - [ screaming ] 752 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:30,700 - Where you going?! [ laughs ] 753 00:26:30,734 --> 00:26:32,633 - Yeah! 754 00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:34,734 - [ shouts indistinctly ] 755 00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,734 - We are the rebellious ones! 756 00:26:36,767 --> 00:26:38,200 [ barking ] This is the Burning Man. 757 00:26:38,233 --> 00:26:39,700 - Yay! - Sonja! 758 00:26:39,734 --> 00:26:42,033 [ thud ] - Sonja! 759 00:26:42,066 --> 00:26:45,734 - [ screaming ] - [ shouts indistinctly ] 760 00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:49,000 - Get in her and... - You are... ing crazy. 761 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 - [ laughing ] [ water splashes ] 762 00:26:55,033 --> 00:26:56,567 ♪♪♪♪♪ 763 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,567 - Thank you. - That's the show. 764 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,000 - Yeah! 765 00:27:00,033 --> 00:27:00,700 - Yeah, fully butt naked. 766 00:27:00,734 --> 00:27:03,133 - I knew it! 767 00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:04,266 - Go! [ water splashes ] 768 00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:05,600 - Mama! - Whoo! 769 00:27:05,633 --> 00:27:06,734 - [ laughs ] - Ooh, la la! 770 00:27:06,767 --> 00:27:08,266 - That's right, bitch! 771 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:10,066 You guys, like... [ speaks indistinctly ] 772 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:11,609 - I know. How are you? - We care less... Oh, Lord. 773 00:27:11,633 --> 00:27:14,734 - Oh, my God! - [ screaming ] 774 00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:16,667 - I feel like a kid! I feel like a kid! 775 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:19,233 - I might be jealous. I might actually be jealous. 776 00:27:19,266 --> 00:27:21,000 - No, seriously. - Dorinda! 777 00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:29,066 - Whatever! I don't give a sh... 778 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,667 - I want you to make a commitment. 779 00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:33,333 Don't say anything mean about him anymore. 780 00:27:33,367 --> 00:27:34,700 - I didn't... I was like... 781 00:27:34,734 --> 00:27:36,209 Well, I didn't mean to. I was just start. 782 00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:39,066 - And it broke my heart. He loves you. 783 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:40,700 - I love him. 784 00:27:40,734 --> 00:27:42,734 When Dorinda first dated John, no one could get it. 785 00:27:42,767 --> 00:27:44,300 We're like, he's just not like Richard. 786 00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:46,100 - You're full of sh... - No. You did. 787 00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:48,066 - You're full of... - We... we can leave here 788 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,767 - I want them out of here. - We can leave. 789 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000 - He's not as well-spoken, as intelligent, as dignified... 790 00:27:53,033 --> 00:27:54,109 - Go. You go. - What are you doing? 791 00:27:54,133 --> 00:27:56,367 - He's very rude. - O.M.G.! 792 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,033 ...as suave, as chic, as traveled... 793 00:27:59,066 --> 00:28:00,276 This is what you're with, Dorinda?! 794 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:02,367 - How dare you. - How dare you! 795 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,000 We like, "What are you doing with John?" 796 00:28:05,033 --> 00:28:06,309 - How many times have you done this? 797 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,033 - Like, never. 798 00:28:08,066 --> 00:28:09,242 - And now you can take your bra off. 799 00:28:09,266 --> 00:28:10,743 When I was going out with John McEnroe... 800 00:28:10,767 --> 00:28:12,533 - Never! 801 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,109 - ...he got in the hot tub in his whitey tighties on. 802 00:28:14,133 --> 00:28:15,309 Everybody else was naked. Don't be a wet blanket. 803 00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:17,033 - Don't be a wet blanket, Tinsley. 804 00:28:17,066 --> 00:28:19,633 Don't be a Park Avenue wet blanket. I hate those. 805 00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:21,100 - Oh! How nice are those boobies? 806 00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:22,767 [ boing ] - Whoo! 807 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,242 I love 'em! I love 'em! I love 'em! I love 'em! 808 00:28:24,266 --> 00:28:28,633 - [ shouting indistinctly ] - Luann! 809 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:31,266 - Hold on. Uh... let me think about that. 810 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:33,333 - Aah! 811 00:28:33,367 --> 00:28:35,000 - [ laughs ] 812 00:28:35,033 --> 00:28:36,400 - Coming up... 813 00:28:36,433 --> 00:28:38,042 - Don't get all socialite with me, Tinsley! 814 00:28:38,066 --> 00:28:39,276 - You don't... [ shouts indistinctly ]! 815 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:40,734 - Don't get all socialite with me! 816 00:28:40,767 --> 00:28:43,000 ♪♪♪♪♪ 817 00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:46,266 ♪♪♪♪♪ 818 00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:49,433 - Aah! Aah! 819 00:28:49,467 --> 00:28:52,600 - Oh, my God. - All right, let's go, guys. 820 00:28:52,633 --> 00:28:55,300 - Hey, the girls are in the pool, naked. [ laughs ] 821 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:56,700 They don't care. - Maybe I'm... 822 00:28:56,734 --> 00:28:58,400 Maybe I don't wanna do it again. 823 00:28:58,433 --> 00:29:00,033 Maybe it's just too much of a commitment. 824 00:29:00,066 --> 00:29:02,266 But maybe... - All these naked nymphets. 825 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:05,166 Nymphets! Nymphets! Neptune's nymphets. 826 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,400 You're Neptune's babes. - [ screaming ] 827 00:29:07,433 --> 00:29:09,333 - I cannot believe Tinsley, 828 00:29:09,367 --> 00:29:12,066 who doesn't even wanna wear a bathing suit without a wrap, 829 00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:14,300 was topless in the swimming pool. 830 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,276 I'm just thinking, "What will Dale think of this?" 831 00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:19,266 - Oh! Ehh, stop! A-bup-bup! 832 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:20,767 - Oh, my God. You're topless. 833 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,142 - Well, then you need to get that done. 834 00:29:22,166 --> 00:29:24,033 - [ gasps ] - You need to cover that. 835 00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:26,233 No, it doesn't look good. - What, they're saggy? 836 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:28,100 - No, no, no, just... - Body shame me again! 837 00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:29,734 - No, they're... - Body shame me! 838 00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:31,734 - No one is body shaming you. - Do it, Dorinda. 839 00:29:31,767 --> 00:29:33,200 - Just... just... - Do it. 840 00:29:33,233 --> 00:29:34,743 - 'Cause you know why? You have a daughter. 841 00:29:34,767 --> 00:29:36,376 Just put some nip... No, I'm gonna do it for you right now. 842 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,066 - Her knows that she has breasts. 843 00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:39,343 - Here we go. Okay, but... - That's true, she does. 844 00:29:39,367 --> 00:29:41,133 She does know. - She does know. 845 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:43,767 - This is a group of girls that hasn't seen a midriff 846 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,734 for 20 years. Now we got a midriff and nipples? 847 00:29:46,767 --> 00:29:48,633 Too much. 848 00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:50,009 I'm gonna make you a star. - [ speaks indistinctly ] 849 00:29:50,033 --> 00:29:51,700 - [ laughs ] - [ speaks indistinctly ] 850 00:29:51,734 --> 00:29:54,033 [ groans ] Sorry, Dorinda. 851 00:29:54,066 --> 00:29:55,066 - Okay, put the top... 852 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:06,433 I, Dorinda Medley, for the first time in a long time, 853 00:30:06,467 --> 00:30:07,734 am speechless. 854 00:30:07,767 --> 00:30:12,166 Like an alien movie... Wings! 855 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,767 Right from the vagina! [ chuckles ] 856 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,367 And presenting... 857 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,233 - Ohh! What a job! [ clapping hands] 858 00:30:19,266 --> 00:30:20,767 Beautiful girl! 859 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,066 - Look at how beautiful she looks! No, look at... 860 00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:25,467 - I know. I'm not just trashy tattoos anymore. 861 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,233 - That's beautiful. - [ chuckles ] 862 00:30:27,266 --> 00:30:28,976 - All right, girls, I'll see you in the morning. 863 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,242 I'm gonna go to my girlfriend's party. 864 00:30:30,266 --> 00:30:32,266 - Ramona, stop! - So see you tomorrow! Love you! 865 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:35,300 - No! No! Turn the music up. - All right you kidding me? 866 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,376 You're gonna leave your guests at home and go to a party? 867 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:41,000 - No, you're not. - Girls, I wanna go out. 868 00:30:41,033 --> 00:30:43,400 I have a lot of energy. Remember? I have energy. 869 00:30:43,433 --> 00:30:45,109 I don't feel bad about leaving. They were all invited. 870 00:30:45,133 --> 00:30:46,710 They're just gonna drink themselves to sleep. 871 00:30:46,734 --> 00:30:48,767 - Luann, get on the gravy train! [ laughs ] 872 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,700 Soul Train! [ laughs ] 873 00:30:50,734 --> 00:30:52,266 - I'm gonna stay home for this? 874 00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:53,710 I'll see you mañana. - Where are you going?! 875 00:30:53,734 --> 00:30:56,066 I'm going to a... - To another party?! 876 00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:57,700 - To my... - With other people. 877 00:30:57,734 --> 00:31:00,000 - To my hundred superficial friends. 878 00:31:00,033 --> 00:31:03,133 - Uh, Ramona... Yes, you got that right. 879 00:31:03,166 --> 00:31:04,806 To your other hundred superficial friends. 880 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,467 Really, you walk out that door, 881 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,266 I'm not gonna break bread with you tomorrow. 882 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:11,066 Even for Ramona, who can't stay in one place 883 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:13,367 for more than a minute, this is a new low. 884 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,333 - I'm gonna go, babe. - What the...?! 885 00:31:15,367 --> 00:31:17,076 She has to go to another party. - I love you. I'm going home. 886 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,767 - Ramona needs to stay here and party. 887 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,009 Why does she have to go to another party with other people? 888 00:31:21,033 --> 00:31:22,509 - She shouldn't leave her guests, that's for sure. 889 00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:25,300 - Well, I'm gonna stay here and party with the other tramps. 890 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:27,166 - The winner of the Worst Hostess Award 891 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,300 goes to Ramona Singer! [ blows raspberry ] 892 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:31,767 - Ramona has to go because... 893 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,166 - Why does Ramona have to go? Why? 894 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,743 - Because... because the opportunity cost 895 00:31:35,767 --> 00:31:37,042 of not going is that she won't meet a man. 896 00:31:37,066 --> 00:31:38,533 - Ah. 897 00:31:38,567 --> 00:31:40,533 - That's why I wanna get back to you, Elyse. 898 00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:43,009 We're really good friends. We... We know each other spiritually. 899 00:31:43,033 --> 00:31:45,300 You're... you're a smart woman. 900 00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:47,000 You work really hard, and so do I. 901 00:31:47,033 --> 00:31:49,300 When you used the word "accessory"... 902 00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:51,033 - You took it the wrong way. 903 00:31:51,066 --> 00:31:53,734 - ...in the same sentence as me, I nearly clocked you. 904 00:31:53,767 --> 00:31:55,376 - But you know what, Sonja? - I've known you for so long. 905 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,109 - Sonja... Sonja... - But do you know that I was 906 00:31:57,133 --> 00:31:59,333 trying to empower you? - She doesn't get it. 907 00:31:59,367 --> 00:32:01,567 - What she's trying to say is that "be you." 908 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,176 - All I'm saying is that you're more powerful 909 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,467 than you ex-husband's last name. 910 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:09,166 - Don't burn bridges! 911 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,009 - You don't understand, so just listen to me quickly. 912 00:32:11,033 --> 00:32:13,209 - You're right. I don't... I don't understand that life. 913 00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:14,300 - I would... - I don't. 914 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,033 And... all that sh... 915 00:32:16,066 --> 00:32:18,000 - I knew Sonja before she was a Morgan. 916 00:32:18,033 --> 00:32:19,476 - We knew each other before I married J.P. Morgan's grandson. 917 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:21,009 And you know what? You're a very smart, powerful woman. 918 00:32:21,033 --> 00:32:23,600 When you threw out the "explicative"... 919 00:32:23,633 --> 00:32:26,500 Is that the word? "Explicative"? 920 00:32:26,533 --> 00:32:28,376 You said... you said, "You were just an accessory." 921 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,609 I go, "Where'd you pull that out? I'm not an accessory." 922 00:32:29,633 --> 00:32:31,066 - Sonja! - Why did you say that? 923 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:32,300 - Bitch, the yacht has sailed. 924 00:32:34,633 --> 00:32:36,467 You know what? Lose "Mortimer," lose "Morgan." 925 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,367 It's all good. - Can you stay outta this?! 926 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,233 I'm talking to my friend... - No, I'm not staying out of it! 927 00:32:41,266 --> 00:32:43,109 - ...that I know 17 years. - Bitch, do you know what? 928 00:32:43,133 --> 00:32:45,309 - I wanna talk to her about what she said to me last night. 929 00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:47,033 - 1985 is gone! [ champagne splashes ] 930 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:49,367 It's over! 931 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:53,000 ...J.P. Morgan! Yeah, I said it. 932 00:32:53,033 --> 00:32:54,376 - Get me another one, I'll... him. 933 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,100 - You're way too chic. You're too chic. 934 00:32:57,133 --> 00:33:01,066 - When did this party become Occupy Hamptons? I don't get it. 935 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:03,033 You know, you got a chip on your shoulder. 936 00:33:03,066 --> 00:33:04,367 - Yeah, I do! - By the way... 937 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,609 [ speaks indistinctly ] - You got a problem! 938 00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:07,233 You got a problem! - I grew up 939 00:33:07,266 --> 00:33:09,100 much differently than you. - You know... 940 00:33:09,133 --> 00:33:10,033 - I grew up like Dorinda. - She has a problem, too, 941 00:33:10,066 --> 00:33:11,467 about it! - Stop! Leah... 942 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:12,509 - She didn't want to put my logo on my shoes! 943 00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:14,266 - The shoes are amazing. 944 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:15,643 - The deer's from the... My family crest. 945 00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:17,633 - Who's your family? - It's from my ex-husband. 946 00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:20,066 - Oh, it's your... Your husband's family. 947 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,643 I would feel like an idiot to walk around 948 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,066 in Ralph's family's tartan. 949 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:26,033 It's not your family crest. 950 00:33:26,066 --> 00:33:27,476 - [ shouts indistinctly ] - Are you... ing kidding me?! 951 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:31,100 That's my family! What do you care about my family?! 952 00:33:31,133 --> 00:33:32,309 - 'Cause you're not a Mortimer! 953 00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:35,133 - I'm a Morgan! - [ speaks indistinctly ] 954 00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:37,109 - Yeah, I'm a Morgan! - You're not a Morgan, darling. 955 00:33:37,133 --> 00:33:39,033 - Yes, I am! - You're not. You guys! 956 00:33:39,066 --> 00:33:40,309 - [ shouts indistinctly ] - Let it... ing go! 957 00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:42,166 Let it go! - [ screaming ] 958 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,033 - Let it go! - [ shouts indistinctly ] 959 00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:47,033 - You're not a Morgan! Your daughter's a Morgan. You're not. 960 00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:50,300 It say JPM's grandson married to Sonja Morgan! 961 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:54,433 - Sonja! Sonja! Sonja! - [ shouting indistinctly ] 962 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:55,667 - I'm not getting any sleep. 963 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,467 - The Morgan... ing yacht has sailed! 964 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,433 [ both shout indistinctly ] 965 00:34:00,467 --> 00:34:02,710 - Uh, maybe this is why Leah stopped drinking for a while. 966 00:34:02,734 --> 00:34:04,567 - Don't get all socialite with me, Tinsley! 967 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,133 - Don't get all socialite with me! 968 00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:10,100 - Don't say that to her. 969 00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:11,409 - Tinsley, I'm always on your side. 970 00:34:11,433 --> 00:34:12,643 - Calm your asses down. Calm your ass down. 971 00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:14,633 - No, you're a hater! - I'm not a hater. 972 00:34:14,667 --> 00:34:18,100 I want you to... ing let to go. 973 00:34:18,133 --> 00:34:20,300 Let it go! - I gotta go pee. 974 00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:22,367 - Tinsley... - [ screeches ] What? 975 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,333 -...let it... ing go. 976 00:34:24,367 --> 00:34:26,066 - Why does she care? 977 00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:28,266 She's never lived it. 978 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,667 You don't... - Sonja! 979 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,567 - You don't know it! You never lived it! 980 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:35,066 Why are you... why do you care if we are proud of our roots? 981 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,376 - Because you know what? They're not... 982 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,076 - She married into Mortimer... - Guess what? 983 00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,543 - ...I married into Morgan, and we love it. 984 00:34:39,567 --> 00:34:42,133 - Sonja, you're so much... - I'm much more than just 985 00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:44,133 some bitch that married a Morgan. 986 00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,333 I was everything... - Then let go of the last name. 987 00:34:46,367 --> 00:34:48,309 - ...before I married him! - Let go of the last name! 988 00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:51,100 - You... you need to... - Let go of the last name! 989 00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:53,233 - You know what? Tinsley build a brand 990 00:34:53,266 --> 00:34:55,266 based on the fact that she married... 991 00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:56,667 - [ kisses cheek, laughs ] 992 00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:59,166 - ...she married Mortimer. - I love you. 993 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,667 I love everybody. - Let her have it. 994 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:02,700 - Babe! - No, let her have it. 995 00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:04,533 Let her have it! - So... you know what? 996 00:35:04,567 --> 00:35:06,633 Let everybody... everyone... [ mutters ] 997 00:35:06,667 --> 00:35:09,133 - Let her have her name! 998 00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:10,567 - If this go went into go therapy, 999 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,500 the therapist would commit suicide. 1000 00:35:12,533 --> 00:35:16,200 - You are a hater! Good night, Irene! 1001 00:35:18,467 --> 00:35:21,734 ♪♪♪♪♪ 1002 00:35:21,767 --> 00:35:24,734 - Sonja, come on and do face masks! 1003 00:35:24,767 --> 00:35:26,633 Wanna do a face mask? [ sighs ] 1004 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:28,300 - Whatever you're doing, I wanna do it. 1005 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:29,609 - Okay, that's go. You're waking up fresh. 1006 00:35:29,633 --> 00:35:32,533 I brought these. 1007 00:35:32,567 --> 00:35:34,667 What was that last night? 1008 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,734 - I feel hurt that Leah made some assumptions about me 1009 00:35:37,767 --> 00:35:39,500 and never even asked me about those things. 1010 00:35:39,533 --> 00:35:41,500 She didn't even bother to get to know me. 1011 00:35:41,533 --> 00:35:43,476 Ramona's gonna go ape sh... At the condition of the house. 1012 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,700 When I got my coffee, I almost died. 1013 00:35:45,734 --> 00:35:50,633 ♪♪♪♪♪ 1014 00:35:50,667 --> 00:35:52,133 - Good morning. 1015 00:35:52,166 --> 00:35:53,700 Oh. - Yeah. 1016 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:56,600 - Oh, thanks, ladies, for cleaning up. [ laughs ] 1017 00:35:56,633 --> 00:35:59,500 Oh, God. - I'm gonna help, obviously. 1018 00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:01,576 - I-I really don't think I should be doing any of this. 1019 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,467 - I just don't know where to put, you know... 1020 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:05,676 There's glasses in a wine glass. 1021 00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:08,333 There's a vibrator in the chicken. 1022 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,333 - What?! - Yeah. 1023 00:36:10,367 --> 00:36:13,000 - Oh, my God. I-I don't... I have to laugh. Otherwise, I'd cry. 1024 00:36:13,033 --> 00:36:15,200 Really? Really? 1025 00:36:15,233 --> 00:36:16,500 Disgusting. 1026 00:36:16,533 --> 00:36:17,609 - I don't even wanna look outside. 1027 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,200 - What's going on outside? 1028 00:36:19,233 --> 00:36:20,676 - No, I mean, pe... You know, who knows? 1029 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,400 - What happened out there? - I don't know. 1030 00:36:22,433 --> 00:36:23,543 - What do you mean you don't know? 1031 00:36:23,567 --> 00:36:24,700 You were here. - I know... 1032 00:36:24,734 --> 00:36:26,667 - What do you mean you don't know? 1033 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:28,409 Okay. Fine. Let's look outside. Uh, how did the torches... 1034 00:36:28,433 --> 00:36:31,333 Oh, my God, the... [ gasps ] This is not cool. 1035 00:36:31,367 --> 00:36:33,200 Oh, no! 1036 00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:34,734 ♪♪♪♪♪ 1037 00:36:39,633 --> 00:36:41,367 - Let's look outside. 1038 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,033 [ gasps ] This is not cool. Okay, this is ridiculous. 1039 00:36:44,066 --> 00:36:46,467 Okay, this is really bad! This is disgraceful. 1040 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:48,533 Uh, how did the torches... Oh, my God, that's... 1041 00:36:48,567 --> 00:36:51,467 What were they doing? Throwing torches? 1042 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,400 This is torch fluid! This is not cool! 1043 00:36:53,433 --> 00:36:55,066 Really? Really? Really? 1044 00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:56,633 Talk about no respect. 1045 00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:58,042 I'm actually... I'm not mad. I'm not angry. 1046 00:36:58,066 --> 00:36:59,400 I'm actually pissed. 1047 00:36:59,433 --> 00:37:02,333 A champagne bottle is in the pool? 1048 00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:03,533 Are you kidding me? 1049 00:37:03,567 --> 00:37:05,000 What were they doing? 1050 00:37:05,033 --> 00:37:08,700 Dorinda! Sonja! Get your asses down here! 1051 00:37:08,734 --> 00:37:11,567 So disrespectful. Okay, this is ridiculous. 1052 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,000 This is really bad. - Hmm. 1053 00:37:13,033 --> 00:37:15,033 My memory's a little cloudy... 1054 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,000 I hate these things. 1055 00:37:17,033 --> 00:37:18,700 - Oy. 1056 00:37:18,734 --> 00:37:20,433 - The tiki torches? Oh, yeah. 1057 00:37:20,467 --> 00:37:22,367 Ugh! 1058 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,400 Kinda, like, remember getting mad at them. 1059 00:37:25,433 --> 00:37:26,166 [ whoosh sound ] 1060 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,700 - Mother... Fo's. 1061 00:37:27,734 --> 00:37:30,667 - Honestly, I hate these tiki torches! 1062 00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:33,000 - I was already upset about this and containing myself. 1063 00:37:33,033 --> 00:37:35,467 But whoever did that outside in the yard 1064 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,734 really was showing such disrespect. 1065 00:37:37,767 --> 00:37:38,967 I'm gonna go find those girls. 1066 00:37:40,166 --> 00:37:41,600 - That is my hairbrush. - Oh, sorry. 1067 00:37:41,633 --> 00:37:45,000 - [ laughs ] - I do this at home. I'm sorry. 1068 00:37:45,033 --> 00:37:46,667 - That's not really how I operate. 1069 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:49,000 - [ laughs ] Not really. 1070 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:52,000 - Sonja! Dorinda! - Oh, God. 1071 00:37:52,033 --> 00:37:53,433 - Hide! - She's mad about the house! 1072 00:37:53,467 --> 00:37:56,100 - Sonja? Dorinda? - [ whispers ] Shh! Hide! 1073 00:37:56,133 --> 00:37:57,743 - Sonja? Dorinda? Are you under those covers? 1074 00:37:57,767 --> 00:37:59,667 - [ shushing ] - 'Cause you better be hiding 1075 00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:00,976 'cause I feel like getting the strap out like my father did 1076 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,667 and, like... - She can't see us. 1077 00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:04,509 - ...hitting you on the ass with a wire hanger. 1078 00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:06,409 - She can't see us! She can't see us! She can't see us! 1079 00:38:06,433 --> 00:38:08,042 - Because I went downstairs. That kitchen's a sh... hole. 1080 00:38:08,066 --> 00:38:09,609 - She's like the boogeyman! - And what the heck 1081 00:38:09,633 --> 00:38:11,500 did you do outside? - We don't see her. 1082 00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:13,109 - Like, what were you doing? Like, throwing the torches? 1083 00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:14,976 - How would you know? You left for another party! 1084 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,609 - Listen! I am on a mission to find a partner, 1085 00:38:16,633 --> 00:38:18,500 and I actually danced with some men 1086 00:38:18,533 --> 00:38:20,176 and I actually got a nice date out of it, so there you go. 1087 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,100 - Oh, there's something new! A date! 1088 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,476 - Well, there you go. [ speaks indistinctly ] 1089 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,133 It all fell apart here after you left. 1090 00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:27,633 - What the heck happened? 1091 00:38:27,667 --> 00:38:29,042 I know it fell apart in my kitchen and outside. 1092 00:38:29,066 --> 00:38:31,200 - Leah definitely is a bad influence on me. 1093 00:38:31,233 --> 00:38:33,233 - On you? You don't need help from anybody. 1094 00:38:33,266 --> 00:38:34,706 You're just an influence on your own. 1095 00:38:34,734 --> 00:38:36,200 - I said... Yeah. 1096 00:38:36,233 --> 00:38:38,033 - She threw a tiki, and I threw a tiki, too. 1097 00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,509 - I wasn't part of that, not the tiki throwing. 1098 00:38:39,533 --> 00:38:40,976 - Oh, you threw the tiki? - No, she... she was... 1099 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,240 She was throwing the... - Leah! 1100 00:38:46,133 --> 00:38:49,200 So, Leah, I was told... - Look. 1101 00:38:49,233 --> 00:38:51,033 - ...that you... - By the way. 1102 00:38:51,066 --> 00:38:53,533 - That's beautiful. 1103 00:38:53,567 --> 00:38:56,533 So I was informed you started the tiki fight. 1104 00:38:56,567 --> 00:38:58,667 - Oh, really? 1105 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:00,533 I tend to do things extra. 1106 00:39:00,567 --> 00:39:03,533 Sometimes I drink extra. But I didn't hurt anybody. 1107 00:39:03,567 --> 00:39:06,166 I just, like, you know, threw tiki torches. 1108 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,643 But I think... - Listen, I enjoyed having you. 1109 00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:09,100 - ...the cleaning of the kitchen... 1110 00:39:09,133 --> 00:39:12,433 - Right. Negates the flying of the torches? 1111 00:39:12,467 --> 00:39:13,743 - Yeah. - Well, can you do me a favor? 1112 00:39:13,767 --> 00:39:15,133 - Of course I'm going to. 1113 00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:16,700 - Get Sonja and pick up the torches? 1114 00:39:16,734 --> 00:39:19,100 I have to say that Leah, she's no dumb cookie. 1115 00:39:19,133 --> 00:39:21,266 I think she purposely didn't tell me 1116 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,009 that she threw the torches and saw my reaction, 1117 00:39:23,033 --> 00:39:25,133 and then cleaned that kitchen up so fast 1118 00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:27,133 I couldn't even be that angry with her. 1119 00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:29,433 Smart, Leah. You're smart. Okay, I give you that. 1120 00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:32,100 Sonja and Dorinda! - I'm coming! 1121 00:39:32,133 --> 00:39:34,000 - "I'm coming. I'm coming." 1122 00:39:34,033 --> 00:39:35,710 - Why are we getting blamed? We're not the crazy person. 1123 00:39:35,734 --> 00:39:37,543 - They said they're gonna come down, and they're not down here, 1124 00:39:37,567 --> 00:39:39,700 and they're pissing me off. 1125 00:39:39,734 --> 00:39:41,242 - What's that? - No, it's just that, you know, 1126 00:39:41,266 --> 00:39:43,266 I've had people here every weekend in my home. 1127 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,033 - Okay? - Okay. 1128 00:39:45,066 --> 00:39:47,000 I never woke up to a kitchen like this. 1129 00:39:47,033 --> 00:39:48,242 - Well, I know when I have people at my house, 1130 00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:50,033 I don't expect them to clean at night. 1131 00:39:50,066 --> 00:39:51,476 When you come to my house in the Berkshires... 1132 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,076 - You know what? - ...I don't see you off... 1133 00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,276 - I don't have live-in help, so.... 1134 00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:56,033 - I don't have live-in help either. 1135 00:39:56,066 --> 00:39:57,242 - You have Lindsay. - Then get some help 1136 00:39:57,266 --> 00:39:59,100 when you have company. I don't come to... 1137 00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:00,543 - It's called pitch in. - I didn't... You left! 1138 00:40:00,567 --> 00:40:02,176 - Just say "sorry." - When the madame left... 1139 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,009 - Don't turn it on me. - ...you expected all of us 1140 00:40:04,033 --> 00:40:05,209 to clean for you? - Why are you turning on me? 1141 00:40:05,233 --> 00:40:06,700 "Oh, well, you know..." [ muttering ] 1142 00:40:06,734 --> 00:40:10,033 No, Dorinda. You suck. Who does this? 1143 00:40:10,066 --> 00:40:11,667 Who does this? 1144 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,767 I didn't say clean. There's a... ing sh... hole. 1145 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,343 - No, you should've stayed here last night... 1146 00:40:15,367 --> 00:40:17,166 - I didn't have to stay. 1147 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,543 - ...and said, "Let's all clean together." 1148 00:40:18,567 --> 00:40:20,066 - Did you leave? - Yeah, she left. 1149 00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:21,543 - Don't turn it on me. - You left here?! 1150 00:40:21,567 --> 00:40:22,609 - In fact, next time, leave instructions. 1151 00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:24,600 I'll wash the toilet as well. 1152 00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:27,100 I know what it's like, Ramona, when people come to your house 1153 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:29,033 and don't respect it. 1154 00:40:29,066 --> 00:40:31,133 Who would ever do a thing like this? 1155 00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:32,667 It's funny. Karma's a bitch. 1156 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,000 When Ramona came to my house a couple years ago, 1157 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:36,600 she ripped out all my paintings. 1158 00:40:36,633 --> 00:40:38,142 There were lights on the wall. She ripped them down. 1159 00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:40,567 The room's a disaster. Disaster. 1160 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,033 I'm sending you up next weekend to paint it. 1161 00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:44,633 - All right. I'll do it. 1162 00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:46,042 - I don't know. I felt depressed about it. 1163 00:40:46,066 --> 00:40:47,567 The cajones of Ramona. 1164 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,300 - All you have to say is, you know what? 1165 00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:51,076 Sorry. And if you were here to help, it wouldn't happen." 1166 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:53,133 - I... That's it. But you started off like this. 1167 00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:56,100 "I just wanna say this 'cause I'm really upset." 1168 00:40:56,133 --> 00:40:57,676 That's not a good way. Say, "You know what? 1169 00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:59,734 "Everybody, I went out. You went to bed. 1170 00:40:59,767 --> 00:41:01,667 "Everybody, come on. Get up this morning 1171 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:04,166 and clean up the kitchen. Would you give me a hand?" 1172 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,033 - Just keep fighting, ladies. 1173 00:41:06,066 --> 00:41:08,633 Don't worry about the tiki torches in the backyard. 1174 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,033 - I was fine until I went outside 1175 00:41:10,066 --> 00:41:11,533 and I saw the sh... hole out there. 1176 00:41:11,567 --> 00:41:13,066 - Well, I don't know. I went to bed. 1177 00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:14,309 I don't know what happened outside. 1178 00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:15,643 - It was really bad. - What happened outside? 1179 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:17,300 - Just go look. Go look. - Okay. 1180 00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:19,176 - It's not that bad. I mean, I feel like the kitchen 1181 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,743 was worse than outside. - The tiki things are all over. 1182 00:41:20,767 --> 00:41:22,209 And then the oil. - And I cleaned it all. 1183 00:41:22,233 --> 00:41:23,953 - The oil went all over the grass, you know. 1184 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,109 That could've started a fire or something. 1185 00:41:25,133 --> 00:41:26,734 - What is this? - I don't know. 1186 00:41:26,767 --> 00:41:28,576 And look, there's a... - Now this is ridiculous. 1187 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,209 - That's what got me upset. - The kitchen's one thing. 1188 00:41:30,233 --> 00:41:32,076 - Okay? I was upset... - But look at this. Lookit! 1189 00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:34,000 - I know! - This is like a frat house. 1190 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,643 - Thank you! Thank you. That's what made me get really upset. 1191 00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:37,209 Okay? Because this is very disrespectful. 1192 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:39,076 - Well, I would never do this. - This is my home! 1193 00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:42,066 - Yes. Well, now you know how I feel. [ laughs ] 1194 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,600 - Yeah, I do! Leah, get out here! 1195 00:41:43,633 --> 00:41:45,133 - All right, I take responsibility... 1196 00:41:45,166 --> 00:41:46,976 - This is disgusting. - ..for the tiki torches. 1197 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,242 - And now you ruined my stove with the oil! 1198 00:41:48,266 --> 00:41:49,166 - I felt like I was in "Game of Thrones." 1199 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,066 I got carried away. I... 1200 00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:52,600 - I mean, this is "Game of Thrones"? 1201 00:41:52,633 --> 00:41:54,209 You thought you were at the Playboy Mansion. 1202 00:41:54,233 --> 00:41:57,000 - Leah, there's another one over there, please. 1203 00:41:57,033 --> 00:41:58,109 Lookit! [ speaks indistinctly ] 1204 00:41:58,133 --> 00:42:00,000 What... what was going on? [ scoffs ] 1205 00:42:00,033 --> 00:42:02,333 - I wasn't over there. I don't know who did that. 1206 00:42:02,367 --> 00:42:04,367 That wasn't me. - "I don't know who did this." 1207 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,000 - I'll pick them up. - Unbelievable, these girls. 1208 00:42:08,033 --> 00:42:10,266 - I... ing hate tiki torches. [ torches clatter ] 1209 00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:12,009 - Where's Tinsley? - I don't know. Get her up. 1210 00:42:12,033 --> 00:42:13,367 - Sleeping. 1211 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,100 - I don't even care at this point. 1212 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:17,000 - [ snoring ] 1213 00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:19,667 - Next time on... 1214 00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:21,667 - So we're the last day of Fashion Week. 1215 00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:25,100 It's our first show of the new Sonja by Sonja Morgan. 1216 00:42:25,133 --> 00:42:27,066 [ cheers and applause ] 1217 00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:28,100 - Whoo! 1218 00:42:28,133 --> 00:42:30,166 - I try to, like, please my mom. 1219 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,433 My mother was by specific about not wanting me to have 1220 00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:34,033 my hair curled the day of the show. 1221 00:42:34,066 --> 00:42:35,166 - What?! 1222 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,033 - You know everything's all good. 1223 00:42:37,066 --> 00:42:39,109 - I disagree. When you said you were gonna have a drink, 1224 00:42:39,133 --> 00:42:42,033 I think it's a destructive path. 1225 00:42:42,066 --> 00:42:45,033 - John never misses the opportunity to make it. 1226 00:42:45,066 --> 00:42:46,633 - Too... ing close. 1227 00:42:46,667 --> 00:42:48,076 - Sometimes I think the relationship gets stunted. 1228 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:50,033 Like, fine, go off and go on your own then. 1229 00:42:50,066 --> 00:42:51,276 Just like I haven't returned a phone call for two days. 1230 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,643 - Leah, are you wearing a Sonja dress? 1231 00:42:52,667 --> 00:42:55,033 - I was supposed to wear this. 1232 00:42:55,066 --> 00:42:57,266 - You know what? I told you... - Here. Seriously! 1233 00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:59,367 - I gave you a nice bag! - Bullsh...! 1234 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,100 No, listen, I think you're full of sh... 1235 00:43:01,133 --> 00:43:03,100 And I think you're passive-aggressive. 1236 00:43:03,133 --> 00:43:04,734 - For more on the "Real Housewives," 1237 00:43:04,767 --> 00:43:07,900 Subtitles Diego Moraes(oakislandtk) www.opensubtitles.org 96216