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- I'm taking
a trip down memory lane today.
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My husband was executed
'cause he was a serial killer.
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And so, a lot of the crime scenes
haven't been looked at in a while
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and there's all kinds of DNA,
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and this was one of his.
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Makes me kind of emotional.
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So we're gonna see what kind of evidence
we can find in here.
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Oh, yeah, this is spooky as shit.
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This definitely looks like a place
that he would have come...
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and murdered the hell out of some people.
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The department gives me these kits.
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I'll be honest, I don't know what to do
with any of this.
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These are just regular, old Q-tips,
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so I'm just get some of this
and put it in an envelope.
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This will keep them busy
for four or five days.
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- This is a non-issue.
- JAMES: Sir...
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- When you hear what I'm gonna say,
you're gonna be like,
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"Oh, I apologize, Andrew."
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- Just be quiet.
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- You're buying a solo ticket
to "stick time," OK?
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- ANDREW: Yeah, you're buying
a group ticket to my fist.
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- Wait, what? Wait, what?
- ANDREW: Wait, wait, wait.
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What that a mistake? Yes.
But let me speak my story.
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Let me speak my story.
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- Andrew, let her speak her story.
- Let her speak her story before...
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- ANDREW: Please.
- Please.
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- ANDREW: Please speak your story, Angela.
- Please, Andrew.
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- Angela.
- ANDREW: Angela.
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- He was also masturbating.
- Whoa.
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- OK. OK. I'm not gonna fight that.
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Did I in fact pleasure myself
at my seat? Yes.
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But that's not the issue.
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That's not the issue.
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We all bought tickets.
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And when you buy tickets,
you buy a "what"? A home.
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This is my home.
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So I sit down, I go, "Lady and the Tramp?"
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That's immediately I go to, I'm like,
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"Now I gotta masturbate.
Lady and the Tramp."
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- Wait, wait. Dogs eating spaghetti?
- What?
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- By a show of hands,
who here has pleasured themselves
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to Lady and the Tramp?
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Liars. All liars.
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All they've been doing is
throwing their people juice.
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- Andrew, OK. That's...
- All over this petri dish.
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- We will deal with this.
-Hey! Now wait a minute.
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- No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
- OK.
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- This is injustice. This is injustice.
- We're taking it, we're taking it.
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That's it.
- Wait, 1917.
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- Come on.
- 1917.
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- OK. OK. Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
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- Poor fucker.
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She was short. He liked 'em short.
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I mean he liked me for, you know,
sex and romance,
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but for murder he liked 'em short.
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There's a little blood on there.
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Could've been his.
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- What's going on, Trudy?
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- Oh, hey, Craig.
- Hey.
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- Craig.
- Yeah.
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What's going on?
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- Are you really here?
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- Yeah, I guess. I mean I think
I'm a ghost or whatever, but...
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- I was always hoping this might happen.
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- I mean I've been good. You've been good?
Everything's nice?
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- No, I've missed you
since you've been dead.
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I have not had any...
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boyfriends or any dating
since you were executed.
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Let me tell you, I've had lots of offers.
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- Good. 'Cause I've been dating
a bunch of people.
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I didn't know that was a thing.
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Yeah, I'm in hell.
I don't know if you know this.
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- I figured.
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- It's kind of a party.
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Pretty awesome.
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- You know, you can see gals
on the side, you know.
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- It's a whole mess of people.
It's not just girls.
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I mean it's kind of an orgy,
Caligula type of situation.
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I mean the Devil's involved.
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He's actually pretty funny
if you get to know him.
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He's got a good sense of humor.
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Just does, like to make people,
you know, laugh and stuff.
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- Oh, I wish I could come visit.
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- You can. You just have to do
some terrible things.
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- Hey, honey.
- WOMAN: Hey.
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What are you doin' home so early?
- I forgot my...
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what do you call the thing? How you doin'?
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- Hey, mama.
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- You look nice today.
You look very nice today.
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- Mom, these boobs brought you
to America, OK?
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- What you got there?
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You wore my vest?
- Yeah.
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- Step out. Step out. All right.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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OK? I'm putting on clothes.
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Oh, look, look. Let me go to the office.
I'll go and work a regular job.
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- You forgot this, too. Yeah.
- Thank you. Yeah.
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- Don't kill yourself out there.
- Well, thanks.
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- Don't let them kill you.
- Don't throw it. Don't throw the taser.
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- Oh, shit! No, don't throw it.
Don't throw it.
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- Don't throw it.
- Don't throw it. Don't throw it.
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- Thank you.
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- Don't speak Korean.
- WOMAN: She says she loves you.
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That bad... This body brought you
to America.
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- You know, in 32 years,
I'm gonna own this whole place.
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- I got a couple of questions for you.
- You do.
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- Yeah.
- Anything.
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- I just wanna know what's going on...
- OK.
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- ...on Earth and stuff. What's an iPhone?
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People come down
and talk about their iPhone.
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It's like I go,
"Oh, yeah, that's awesome."
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And then I go back, I'm like,
"What's this iPhone?"
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- Well, it's just a phone,
like a cell phone,
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so you can talk to people.
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It's sort of like, remember back
when you were a kid
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and you'd do, like, the tin can
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with a string.
- Yep.
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- It's like that, but you can take
pictures of your privates on it.
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Same difference. Yeah.
- All right. OK. That makes sense.
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- You can also buy shoes on it.
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So, I don't wanna
complicate things for you.
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- ♪ And I'm dancing
In the corner of the room ♪
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- ♪ And you're dead and I'm alive
And it's OK ♪
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If I was in hell, would you pick me
to have an orgy with you?
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- There's kind of a clique of cool kids.
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And if I'm near the cool kids,
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I might give you
a little bit of the shoulder
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like, "Hey, whatever, Trudy,
or something."
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- That's OK. I mean I just was your wife
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and I covered up a whole bunch
of murders for you for a long time.
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But I understand.
- Yeah, it's just, like,
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you know, schoolyard politics stuff.
-Totally.
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- I came to warn you about something.
- What is it?
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- It's about your future.
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You'll make a horrible mistake.
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- Oh, my God! I'm so glad you came.
What is it?
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- You cut your bangs yourself.
That's a disaster.
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Disaster. Disaster. Disaster.
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- Trudy? Trudy?
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Oh. A lot of animal poop.
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Trudy? Trudy? Holy crap!
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Trudy? Trudy?
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- What?
- Thank God you're not dead.
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There's a lot of gas fumes in here, Trudy.
I don't think we should be in here.
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- He had... He had some teeth in a jar.
- We gotta get out of here.
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- But he told me
I could sell them on the Internet
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to make some money.
- You know what?
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I'm just gonna lay down for a second.
- Yeah. No.
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- I'm just gonna lay down for a second.
- It's so fumy.
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- Oh, my God.
- It's fumy, right?
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But doesn't it feel good to just...
- It does feel just--
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- Oh, feels good.
- It feels--
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- 'Cause I'm just tired.
I just wanna take another nap.
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Sometimes,
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I used to find bones... under the sink.
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