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- TRAVIS: Damn, son!
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Bruce Wayne! How are you doing today?
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Can I see your pilot's license.
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I'm gonna need you
to step out of the car for me.
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- MAX: Max Logan, still broadcastin'.
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White Genocide Radio Hour.
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Now you know I'm live at Champion's Pizza
here in Reno,
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where, of course,
the SJWs can't get a good night's sleep
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unless your children are near a penis.
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That's why they've opened
a unisex bathroom.
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- JIM: Sheriff's Department!
- TRAVIS: Sheriff's Department!
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- Here we go! Got a couple of members
of the deep state coming in.
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- Come on! Come on, Max!
- No, come on!
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- Come on, "the deep state?"
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They want to get me outside so that
more kids will go into that bathroom
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and be exposed to a huge, veiny,
throbbing, muscular penis
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the size of a flashlight!
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- Is there someone with a penis like that
in there right now?
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- Well, if you need to... guys?
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- You can't be on private property.
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- I can't be on private property?
- Go back to your basement.
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- I'm sorry that I'm interrupting
Baghdad Betty's...
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Baghdad Betty's attempt...
- Hate speech, hate speech.
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- Hate speech.
- To expose your children to more penises.
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This is how you dismantle
the Christian capitalist government.
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First, you blur the lines of sexuality...
Then, the paper straws.
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Why are they making straws out of paper?
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- To protect the turtles in the sea.
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- To make less paper available
for the printing of books.
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- These straws suck, by the way.
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- Guys, I need to do a quick ad.
- JIM: Yeah, sure.
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For the White Genocide
Radio Hour listeners,
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go the website
and buy our new paper straws
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made from redwood trees.
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Only made exclusively from endangered
old-growth redwood trees.
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Leave your mark on the Earth
with a redwood tree straw.
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Sorry, what were you guys saying?
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- Can we take down the SJWs outside?
-Yeah.
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- Can you take it outside?
-Thank you.
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- You're in public thoroughfare
that leads to...
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- They're trying to get me outside
so that they can just--
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- Hey, you guys,
you gotta come real quick.
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They're trying to change
Andrew Jackson Boulevard
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to Michelle Obama Way.
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- God damn it, it's starting.
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It's starting!
We're going mobile, let's go!
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- Thank you, Trudy.
-You're welcome.
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- WOMAN: Can you guys help me?
Everything I own is in there.
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- Yeah. Yeah. All right.
- You got it?
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- Can you go down in there?
- Yes, here, toss it.
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Right. I got it. Jesus!
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- Oh, yeah, be careful. OK.
- Sure. Got it.
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- You have all the attachments
for the blender?
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I need all the attachments.
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Thank you so much, guys.
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- I've got the lead tap.
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I got the lead tap.
- Perfect.
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- Wait. Shit. No, wait! Fuck!
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- Thank you so much, guys.
- Here.
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- Thanks, y'all. Thank you.
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- Who is that?
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My god, my house is on fire!
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Guys, help me get some of my stuff out.
I got a blender, electronics up there.
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Oh. my gosh. Oh, my goodness, my TV!
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- OK! You know what?
- TRUDY: No, no, no, no, no!
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- JIM: You know what, Mike?
- MIKE: What?
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- JIM: Hey, Mike.
- MIKE: Hey, dude!
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- JIM: Yeah, knock-knock.
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- MIKE: All right, knock-knock.
Who's there?
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- JIM: Yeah, knock-knock!
- MIKE: Stay out of my way.
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I'm doing the big jump today.
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- Hey, criminal mastermind?
- Yeah?
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- I'm just rattling around
the thoughts in your head.
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When you're gonna commit
a class D felony...
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- Yeah.
- ...why would you stream it?
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- Because this is my action channel.
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And I have a landing ramp
on the other side.
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- Well, guys, he does have a landing ramp
on the other side.
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- TRAVIS: Well, we shouldn't have come
if he has a landing ramp.
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- No, no.
- No.
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- Now, baby!
- Stop it, stop it!
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- TRAVIS: Did you make this yourself?
- MIKE: I did.
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I didn't make the Rascal,
for Christ's sake.
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- Who would make a Rascal
but the Rascal people.
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- Yeah, correct.
- I made the rockets.
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It didn't have the rockets on...
And all the other stuff.
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- I have got to say, you have gotten
more sophisticated over the years.
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- Thank you very much. That's good stuff.
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- Do you like to have good things?
- No, I don't.
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- I think the really good news
about this, Mike...
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- Don't start... God damn it! Stop it!
- No, no, no, no, no!
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- I blame you.
You are a big part of the problem.
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- MIKE: Who?
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- The little children
giving you thumbs up and hearts.
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- I got hearts!
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That's better than a "Fuck you,
you old, wasted dickface who sucks dicks."
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That's what I usually get.
- Yeah.
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There's a lot of people
that think I suck dicks, Dangle.
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You would know. But they are like children
that say it to me.
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- Yeah, filthy language.
- "You suck dick."
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- "You like to have dicks in your face."
- Yeah.
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- "You love balls."
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- I'm an entertainer.
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Outlaw. Entertainer.
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- Yeah. This, I get. This, I get.
- Who doesn't get that?
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- Hey...
- That's a sexy mountain to climb.
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♪ Gotta climb that mountain
Get it on ♪
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There's a story by Shirley Jackson
called The Lottery,
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where they pick one person every year
to stone to death.
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- Yeah. Then he gets super-stoned,
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and then he gets on this fucking bike...
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- Forget it. I fucking... Fucking do it.
- Fucking do it.
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Fucking do it.
- Do it, genius.
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Do it.
- Hey, Sue, we got the green light!
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- Do it. I dare ya.
-Shit. Shit. Shit.
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- Hey, co-worker Susan.
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Check out these photos
I'm gonna post online of my ex
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engage in a sexual act
and/or her completely exposed nipple.
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Here she's exposing her genitals
and/or erect penis at a luau.
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- Wait, Rodrigo. The pictures you're
depicting sound like revenge porn.
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Are you posting those pictures
with the express intent
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to harass or terrorize a person
with your depicted images?
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- You bet.
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Flag on the play!
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Revenge porn, also known as
revenge pornography,
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has been illegal in Nevada since 2015.
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Revenge porn is a category D felony
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which carries a one to four year
prison sentence,
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or a $ 5,000 fine.
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- So you're saying I cannot legally post
these explicit photos
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on the worldwide... web?
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- Here's a little acronym
to remember the law.
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Just think "deep push lard."
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- "Don't ever, ever post
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pics under state harassment laws
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and regulatory defamation statutes
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of 2015."
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