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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:02,785 [theme music] 2 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:35,790 [music continues] 3 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:02,095 [music continues] 4 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:16,080 [instrumental music] 5 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,664 Right here, here's where the judge rules 6 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:21,745 against Arvid's answer. 7 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,290 (woman on TV) 'That is incorrect.' 8 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,423 Here's where I, very politely, question the judge's ruling. 9 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,880 ...Dr. Samuels please sit down.. 10 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,132 (Dr. Samuels on TV) 'I don't want any trouble from you or anybody else.' 11 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:34,934 (Dr. Samuels) 'Here's where I question the judge's parentage.' 12 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:38,469 'At this point, I make an emphatic gesture.' 13 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:41,175 'She asked me to leave, so I left.' 14 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:46,265 I don't see what the fuss is all about. 15 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:50,444 Right. You didn't actually hit her with the chair. 16 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,895 One more loss, and we're out of the playoffs. 17 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,486 So, what do you say, Mr. Moore? 18 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:56,702 About what? 19 00:01:56,741 --> 00:02:00,291 If I'm suspended, taking over the team. 20 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:01,448 Oh, I'd rather not. 21 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:05,206 Mr. Moore, I'm desperate. Just think about it. 22 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,590 [bell rings] 23 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,917 Class. 24 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:10,634 Morning, everybody. 25 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,552 - Morning, sir. - Hi. 26 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:14,300 How was your weekend? 27 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:16,642 - Sure. Rub it in. - Mm-hm. 28 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,758 Mr. Moore, we lost another meet on Friday. 29 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,095 By 12 points. 30 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,180 So I heard. 31 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:23,354 And Dr. Samuels got busted. 32 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,903 On the other hand, those of us not on the team 33 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:28,357 had a terrific couple of days. 34 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:30,358 Mr. Moore, I just got the call. 35 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,990 Team, I have an announcement. 36 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:35,066 The Academic Competition Committee has suspended me. 37 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,873 [indistinct chatter] 38 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:38,696 I'm not allowed to coach. 39 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:41,161 I'm not allowed to supervise practices. 40 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,002 I'm not even allowed to be in the room 41 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:44,787 where the matches are being held. 42 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,001 (all) Oh.. 43 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,710 But we're not quite dead. 44 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,250 Filling in for me as coach will be 45 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,674 one of Fillmore's finest teachers, Mr. Charlie Moore. 46 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:55,094 [laughs] Y-you don't want me. 47 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,973 I'm not interested in...killer competition. 48 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,511 You want somebody like yourself, you know. 49 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:02,774 A real tiger, driver. Bobby Knight. 50 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:05,977 I know what I want. You're what I got. 51 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,229 Forget it, Dr. Samuels. It's no use. 52 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:11,271 It's like getting a, a new jockey for a dead horse. 53 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,186 Yeah. 54 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:13,573 It doesn't matter who coaches us 55 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,530 we're gonna lose anyway. 56 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:15,819 - 'Right.' - 'Yeah, it's useless.' 57 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,662 - 'What's the point?' - 'It's too late.' 58 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,369 Okay, I'll do it. 59 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,003 - Huh? - You'll do it? 60 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,209 [indistinct chatter] 61 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:30,838 Well, Mr. Moore, they're all yours. 62 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,497 Thank you, Dr. Samuels. 63 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:33,755 Take care of my team. 64 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:35,256 Uh, I'll try, Dr. Samuels. 65 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,878 I started the team, you know. 66 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,926 Yes, we know. 67 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,929 God, I'm gonna miss you kids. 68 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,306 Okay. 69 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:52,153 Ah, you've been on a losing streak, that happens. 70 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,650 I'm sure if we all concentrate 71 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:56,191 you might just win this Friday. Okay? 72 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,946 But now, the Roosevelt years. 73 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:00,869 Darlene? 74 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,617 This isn't just any old meet, Mr. Moore. 75 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:05,449 Friday, we're going up against Bronx Science. 76 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,865 (all) Yeah. 77 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:10,293 Oh, no. Bronx Science. Nightmare on Nerd Street. 78 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,833 [imitates screaming] 79 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,673 Eric, if you can't be supportive.. 80 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:18,173 Yeah, take one of those zippers off your jacket 81 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,216 and stick it on your mouth. 82 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,470 Okay, okay, okay. 83 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:24,391 I wanna know what's so special about Bronx Science. 84 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:25,890 They're just undefeated, that's all. 85 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,352 They don't know the meaning of the word "lose." 86 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,273 Well, a team with that limited a vocabulary 87 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:34,732 shouldn't be that difficult to defeat. 88 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:37,614 Mr. Moore, they have Billy Chin. 89 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:38,822 I remember Billy Chin. 90 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:42,531 And they have the Ozawa Sisters, and Darwin Einstein. 91 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:44,163 (all) 'Yeah.' 92 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,580 Also bright, I presume. 93 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:47,659 Bright? Huh? 94 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:48,874 It's like getting run over 95 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:51,253 by a truckload of encyclopedias. 96 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,001 Now, I think you can win this Friday. 97 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:57,303 - Well, how? - Franklin Delano Roosevelt. 98 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,468 You know, one of his most famous quotes 99 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,717 became a rallying cry for this country. 100 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:04,179 "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." 101 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:05,934 Kids' stuff, Mr. Moore. 102 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,352 March 4th, 1933. His inaugural address. 103 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,931 [chuckles] That's very good, Alan. 104 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:13,146 Can you tell me from whom he borrowed the phrase? 105 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:17,279 It's from the journals of Henry David Thoreau 106 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:21,987 who said, "Nothing is so much to be feared as fear." 107 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:27,077 Roosevelt knew that this nation's people were sound. 108 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,578 When the situation is really serious 109 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:33,500 one thing that can defeat us is panic. 110 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:36,791 So, it's all a matter of confidence, right? 111 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,086 Right. 112 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:41,839 I get it. You're telling me we can beat Bronx Science. 113 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,643 Now, i-if I tell Sarah we can beat Bronx Science 114 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,177 a-and Sarah tells Alan we can beat Bronx Science 115 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:49,971 and Alan tells Janice we can beat Bronx Science 116 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,976 well, then we just might beat Bronx Science. 117 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,438 [cheering] 118 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,728 There's only one small detail. 119 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,272 (all) What? 120 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,605 Who's gonna tell Bronx Science? 121 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,110 - 'Thanks.' - Thanks. 122 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,736 [instrumental music] 123 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,584 (Bernadette) Oh, Charlie. Hi. 124 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,040 - Morning. - How's the coaching? 125 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,170 Well, I spent most of yesterday's practice session 126 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,788 trying to build the team's confidence. 127 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:20,955 Don't you see, Charlie? It's not fair. 128 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:23,125 I mean, Dr. Samuels got himself disqualified. 129 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,554 But you're gonna be the one to take the blame 130 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,103 when the team misses the playoffs 131 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,346 for the first time in history. 132 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,258 [scoffs] Bernadette, nobody's lost yet. 133 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,976 Charlie, it's Bronx Science. 134 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:37,397 Billy Chin, the Ozawa Sisters, Darwin Einstein. 135 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:40,778 I mean, sure, you know history. And you know some English. 136 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,567 But how can you help them with, with calculus 137 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:46,491 and astrophysics and microbiology? 138 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,327 You're outgunned. 139 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:54,003 Shucks, I know that, ma'am. But I got me a secret weapon. 140 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,504 Okay, Mr. Moore. Let me get this straight. 141 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,791 This idea of yours is to have six coaches instead of one. 142 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,046 - Exactly. - Good. 143 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,837 If the meet goes according to form 144 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,550 they can all be pallbearers. 145 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:10,429 I know. Butt out. I'm out. 146 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:14,141 Look, you're the best. I think you deserve the best. 147 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:17,233 Now, we have so much to do in so little time 148 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,360 that I think the rest of the faculty can help us 149 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,357 to just brush up on our basics, get us up to running speed. 150 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,240 Right. It's just like football. 151 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:27,857 Backfield coach, line coach, batting coach. 152 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:30,695 Don't let him answer any sports questions. 153 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:37,292 Okay, uh, it's me for history, Mr. Dorfman for economics 154 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:40,331 Ms. Kolbe, math, Mr. Schneider, English 155 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:43,956 Ms. Hodges for the arts, and Ms. Wucinski for science. 156 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:45,760 You think they'll do it? 157 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,218 Part-time. I mean, I've spoken to all of them. 158 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,089 They wanna help you, they're, they're behind you 159 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,296 a hundred percent on this. 160 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:52,505 And I've asked them to meet me here 161 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,305 at three o'clock this afternoon. 162 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:57,348 It's gonna be togetherness and teamwork. 163 00:07:57,393 --> 00:08:00,193 - Camaraderie. - Desperation. 164 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:04,228 [instrumental music] 165 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:08,607 Oh, Charlie, this was in your box. 166 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,164 And Ms. Hodges just called. 167 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,448 She can't help you out after all. 168 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,241 She's got a Lamaze class every night this week. 169 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:19,214 She got pregnant? She's not even married. 170 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:22,628 I mentioned that. She said, "Why wait till the last minute?" 171 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,707 Seems Ms. Wucinski can't make it either. 172 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,006 - No science? - Oh, h-her cat is sick. 173 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,300 Probably an impacted fur ball. 174 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,644 You're alone, Charlie. 175 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,890 Not one teacher's gonna lift a finger to help you. 176 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,894 Well, four out of six is not bad. 177 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,476 Uh, if the birth goes well, or the cat's feeling better 178 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,322 I'll be in my room. 179 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,145 Mr. Moore. 180 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,704 I'm Stephanie Schneider. 181 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:52,617 My dad is Mr. Schneider, the English teacher. 182 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,237 Daddy can't come to your meeting. 183 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:57,203 He has to drive me to ballet class. 184 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,405 It's okay. 185 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:01,714 Usually, mom drives me but she broke her glasses. 186 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:04,379 Oh, well, that's okay. 187 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:07,588 Actually, dad broke her glasses. 188 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:12,587 - That's okay. - Sorry. 189 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,140 It's okay. 190 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:16,678 [instrumental music] 191 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:20,351 Mr. Dorfman-- 192 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,193 I'm sorry, Charlie, but I can't stay. 193 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,109 My wife is sick. We think it's measles. 194 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:27,147 You think that it's.. 195 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:29,861 Well, if it's not measles, it's something. 196 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,822 Maybe it's chicken pox. I'm not a doctor. 197 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:35,702 Eh, the point is, she's really sick, and I can't help you. 198 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:38,911 Well, I suppose I can handle history and economics. 199 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,753 Hope your wife is better. 200 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,590 I can't lie, Charlie. 201 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:47,997 My wife is fine. 202 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:50,875 - Really? - Oh, smarten up, Charlie. 203 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:56,468 Dr. Samuels loves that team. H-he's warped on the subject. 204 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:59,722 Anybody remotely associated with them missing the playoffs 205 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:05,015 is gonna be on his hit list for a long, long time. 206 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,902 You know...I was counting on you. 207 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,109 I know. I-I'm sorry, Charlie. 208 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,650 I have a nice class schedule now. 209 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,864 Hmmph. Normal students. 210 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:15,204 One false move, and I'm back 211 00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:17,489 teaching economics to terrorists. 212 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,986 I just thought if we all pitched in-- 213 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:23,576 Ah, no-no, this is Bronx Science, Charlie. 214 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,753 Billy Chin and the Ozawa Sisters. 215 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:29,881 The Einstein kid. 216 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,800 Huh, you're history. 217 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,759 Apparently, I'm also economics. 218 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,719 You're also math. 219 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,433 - Mrs. Kolbe can't come either. - Huh. 220 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,266 [exhales] 221 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,238 [instrumental music] 222 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:03,504 Mr. Moore? Mr. Moore, nice to see you again. 223 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:04,617 Well, same here, Billy. 224 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,874 Oh, these are the Ozawa sisters. 225 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:07,956 Pat and Sally. 226 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,590 (both) Hi. 227 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,419 - And Darwin Einstein. - Hi. 228 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,050 Hi. 229 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,433 So, I hear Dr. Samuels got busted 230 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,060 and you're coaching the team. 231 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,637 - Good news travels fast. - Gee, that's tough. 232 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,103 What a time to come up against us. 233 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,773 We're on a major roll, as you know. 234 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,232 Well, so I've heard. 235 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,111 But you never know, Mr. Moore. You're a great guy. 236 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:33,898 You could always pull off a miracle. 237 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,613 W-well, will certainly try. 238 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:38,453 - Good luck. - Okay. Good luck to all of you. 239 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,989 [instrumental music] 240 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,958 Well, okay, everybody, ready for Bronx Science? 241 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,669 (all) No. 242 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:54,922 - Little tension, huh? - Tension? 243 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,014 A-all night long, I-I dreamt there was a, a time bomb 244 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,219 ticking in my room somewhere. 245 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,719 It was just ticking and ticking 246 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,010 louder and louder. 247 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,013 I mean, if I didn't find it and submerge it in water 248 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,265 I'd be blown to bits. 249 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:07,177 When I woke up, I was lying on the bathroom floor 250 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,266 and my alarm clock was in the toilet. 251 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,265 Look, uh, don't panic. 252 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,984 But I think we're all experiencing 253 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,484 a little pre-meet fear. 254 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,986 How do we get rid of it? 255 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,567 Well, there's nothing scarier than an opening night. 256 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,413 But there are exercises we could do 257 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,449 to take the edge off stage fright. 258 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:26,502 Mr. Moore, we're talking about Bronx Science. 259 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,077 Not "Hello, Dolly!" 260 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,543 Come on. Listen. It's gonna be fine. 261 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,173 Now, all you have to do is make the dopiest 262 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,880 silliest face you can think of. 263 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,210 Oh, well, that's not fair, Mr. Moore. 264 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,835 Arvid has a head start. 265 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:43,718 Why-why don't you show me your version of Arvid's face? 266 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,313 You're a great mimic. Now, come on. 267 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:48,477 Just show me his body, too. Just be Arvid for a minute. 268 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,637 'Give me his face.' 269 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:54,016 Okay, and tell me who wrote "Rhapsody in Blue?" 270 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,864 [gibberish] 271 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,990 He-he-he. George Gershwin. 272 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,777 Huh. Okay. Good. Let's play. Let's play. 273 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:01,911 [indistinct chatter] 274 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:03,157 Move, move, move. 275 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,829 Okay, give me a pose. Give me a face. 276 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,197 'Give me.. Mm-hm.' 277 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,203 I think I know who you are but tell me. 278 00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,615 Now, come on. 279 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:12,633 From whom was the Virgin Islands purchased? 280 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,666 Denmark, 1917. 281 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:20,013 Okay, uh, Jawaharlal, you and, uh, Maria. Come on. 282 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,589 'Hit a pose. Hit a pose. Together.' 283 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,184 'Now, let me see those faces and tell me' 284 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,429 the first peacetime president from the United States 285 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,601 to visit Soviet Russia. 286 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,969 - Richard Nixon. - 'Uh-uh, and when was that?' 287 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,346 1972. Ooh. 288 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,022 What a year. Wo-ho-ho! 289 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,403 Okay, uh, Arvid, take her place. 290 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,653 'Okay. Well, you hold it up.' 291 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,873 - Kasai? - A river in Zaire. Ooh. 292 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,237 (Moore) 'Okay. Ah, okay.' 293 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:49,083 - Uh, Simone. - Go, Simone. 294 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,619 Show me a face. Show me a body. 295 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,382 Okay, tell me the name of Pulitzer's first newspaper. 296 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,126 "Saint Louis Dispatch." 297 00:13:56,168 --> 00:14:00,128 Okay, uh, Janice. You and Al. Come on. Quick. Quick. 298 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,722 'Do a pose, that's right, show me some faces' 299 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,927 and tell me the first capital of New York State. 300 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:04,928 Manhattan. 301 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,719 Aha. When did it move? 302 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:10,522 - Moved to Albany in 1797. - 'Yes, it did.' 303 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,518 Okay, uh, Sarah, come on. Quick. 304 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,691 Give me a face. Give me a face. 305 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,070 Boy, with a face like this, I wanna know 306 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,649 who won the Nobel Prize for literature in 1954. 307 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,946 [mumbling] 308 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,529 Who? 309 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,744 - Ernest.. - Who? 310 00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:28,743 [mumbling] 311 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:31,164 Ernest Hemmingway! 312 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,043 Stay. Ah, you. Pose, pose with her. 313 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,330 Strike a pose with her. And give me a face. Give me a face. 314 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,995 Give me a face. Faces. 315 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,173 Fa.. Okay, everybody. join 'em. Join 'em. 316 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,422 Make one big strange face. Come on. 317 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:46,844 Let me see those faces now. Are you guys winners or losers? 318 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,296 (all) Winners! 319 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:49,715 Show me the faces. 320 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,143 [cheering] 321 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,981 Yeah! 322 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,807 A wall of nerds. 323 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,691 No, no. Mr. Moore, I understand. 324 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,531 If-if you can't beat them, scare them. 325 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,031 Uh, that was great. Just relax. 326 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,609 Take a break. I think we are onto something here. 327 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,874 I'll be back in a minute, okay. Hold on. 328 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,446 Eric. 329 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,043 [sighs] 330 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,708 Look, uh, you're a bright kid. 331 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,128 You're a good kid. I like you. 332 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,627 Are you working for Bronx Science? 333 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,208 [scoffs] I'm sorry, Mr. Moore. 334 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,634 They just looked really silly. 335 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:26,932 Well, that's the point, Eric. Uh, they are being silly. 336 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:31,057 You know, they're just...relaxing, loosening up. 337 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:35,886 Obviously, uh, this meet doesn't mean very much to you. 338 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:40,435 And, at the moment, I'm not sure what it means to me. 339 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,111 But they are your friends, aren't they? 340 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,530 Some of them. 341 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,025 Okay, all of them. 342 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,242 [sighs] Maybe, I've been a little rough on them lately. 343 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,083 A little rough? 344 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,198 Look, I don't know why I do it. 345 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,285 No, you know what? I do know why I do it. 346 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,751 'Cause I'm mad at them. 347 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,041 I mean, they were great, but lately, they lose a few 348 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,085 and they just roll over and play dead. 349 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,628 They're a bunch of crybabies. 350 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,513 Well, I just think they're better than that. 351 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,970 Why don't you try telling them that 352 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,050 instead of undermining them? 353 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,176 See, if you're not part of the solution 354 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,023 you're part of the problem. 355 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:18,811 I'm not on that team. 356 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,812 Well, at least you can be on their side. 357 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,605 Mr. Moore. 358 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,027 [sighs] 359 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,294 Eric, please, the last thing that we need 360 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,542 at this moment is your mouth. 361 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,673 - Yeah. - Yeah. 362 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:47,260 - Hey, look. I'm sorry, okay? - You're sorry? 363 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,677 [snorts] Sorry you didn't get in a couple of more zingers 364 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,927 before we march out there to our doom. 365 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:55,259 See, you hear that? "Doom." 366 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,765 That's why I'm bugged. 367 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,977 I mean, that's why I zing you guys a lot lately. 368 00:16:59,018 --> 00:16:59,978 You deserve it. 369 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,769 - Oh, we deserve it? - That's right. 370 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,362 Look, I've been watching you 371 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,477 and your academic team for a long time now. 372 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,984 I think I know you pretty well. 373 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,856 [scoffs] But I've never seen you turn into dog food like this before. 374 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,124 And I'll tell you why. 375 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:16,117 There's only one reason you lost four in a row. 376 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,540 You lost four in a row because you forgot who you are. 377 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,130 I mean, don't you get it? 378 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,497 You're the best. 379 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:28,093 You think Bronx Science is this killer team. Well, you're wrong. 380 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,800 You're the killer team. 381 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,550 And you got no business losing to anybody. 382 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,763 Not even Bronx Science. Okay? 383 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,805 So, look, just do what Mr. Moore said. 384 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,480 Fear nothing but fear. 385 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,808 Mr. Moore didn't say that. Roosevelt did. 386 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,145 Shut up, Janice. 387 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,156 Face it. You may be nerds. 388 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,988 But you're the best nerds in New York City. 389 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,253 And I'm proud to call you my friends. 390 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,748 - Hey, uh, thanks, Eric. - Thanks, Eric. 391 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,303 Now, look, if you're the kind of friends 392 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,507 that I think you are, you're gonna go out there 393 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,298 and you're gonna kick some Bronx butt. 394 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,103 - Let me talk to them! - No, it's not allowed. 395 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,756 I don't care anymore. It's too important. 396 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,216 - Hold it. - I've gotta talk to them. 397 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,095 I gotta bring 'em up for this, they won't be ready. 398 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,892 Dr. Samuels, you never know. 399 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,016 [screaming] 400 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,778 I never know. 401 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,541 [upbeat music] 402 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,461 [applause] 403 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,971 Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore. 404 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,008 If this continues, I am fully prepared 405 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,552 to disqualify your team. 406 00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,345 If what continues? 407 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,929 That. 408 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,729 - I'll, I'll get it. - A warning, Mr. Moore. 409 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:12,612 Any fancy footwork and you'll be out there with Dr. Demento. 410 00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:18,365 Are the teams ready? 411 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,867 [beeper buzzing] 412 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,367 Question number one. 413 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,503 Literature. 414 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,959 From the expression, "Hoisted on his own petard" 415 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,131 what is a petard? 416 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,629 [beeper buzzes] 'Fillmore.' 417 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,710 A petard is a small, bell-shaped bomb 418 00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:37,375 used in medieval times to breach a wall or a city gate. 419 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,386 Correct. 420 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,428 [applause] 421 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,138 Also a firecracker. 422 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,643 - Also correct. - It's from the French. 423 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,896 [applause] 424 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,905 Question number two. Science. 425 00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,566 What is polymerization? 426 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,065 [beeper buzzes] 'Fillmore.' 427 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,656 Polymerization is the joining of two or more 428 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,411 of the same molecules to form one larger molecule. 429 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,004 - 'Correct.' - Alright! 430 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,579 [cheering] 431 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,091 (woman #1) 'Fillmore.' 432 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,629 Psst. What's going on? Talk to me, Dorfman. 433 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,973 We're on a roll. Our kids are ahead 12-3. 434 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:22,429 Maybe I lucked out. Maybe Moore can pull this off. 435 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,681 The molten material which exists 436 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,892 below the solid rock of the earth's crust. 437 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,563 - 'Correct.' - 12-4. 438 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,271 So they lose one or two. Moore can handle it. 439 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,152 The economic consequences of the peace. 440 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,319 (woman #1) 'Correct.' 441 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,487 - 12-5. - Hmmph. They're folding. 442 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:39,356 Him and his relaxation exercises. 443 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,744 The Boer War was fought between 444 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,372 the British and South African settlers 445 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,868 of French, German and Huguenot descent. 446 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,331 (woman #1) 'Correct.' 447 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,872 Ferdinand de Lesseps. 448 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:50,915 Stone Age and Iron Age. 449 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,628 - Calder. - Neville Chamberlain. 450 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,788 The dew point. 451 00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:56,085 The melting point of tungsten carbide 452 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:59,589 is 2870 degrees centigrade. 453 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,843 A tropical leguminous tree, native to Madagascar 454 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:06,846 and its correct Latin name is Delonix regia. 455 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,180 Correct. 456 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,685 [cheering] 457 00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:14,022 We're ahead by eight. 458 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,904 There's only eight questions left. 459 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,691 They have to get them all right just to tie. 460 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:21,735 [chuckles] No way, Jose. 461 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,740 The score is now tied. 462 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,703 No, no, no! 463 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,365 [applause] 464 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,376 (woman #1) 'We will now go to sudden death.' 465 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,458 'The first correct answer wins the meet.' 466 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,844 I will ask a two-part question. 467 00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:42,471 Do not buzz in until I finish. 468 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,295 'One of the most famous quotes' 469 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,724 'of President Franklin D. Roosevelt was' 470 00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:50,353 '"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."' 471 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,102 [laughing] 472 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,314 When did he say this? 473 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,653 [beeper buzzes] Ha-ha. 474 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,978 I warned you it was a two-part question. 475 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,444 [yelling] 476 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,993 [indistinct] 477 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,537 And who originated the phrase? 478 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,497 The question goes to the Bronx High School of Science. 479 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:12,538 [beeper buzzes] 480 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:15,631 "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" 481 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,127 'was part of President Roosevelt's' 482 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,299 inaugural speech on March 4th, 1933. 483 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:24,009 - And.. - And who originated the phrase? 484 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,756 Bronx Science? 485 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:28,763 Eleanor Roosevelt? 486 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:33,228 I'm sorry, Mr. Chin. That is incorrect. Fillmore? 487 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,438 [beeper buzzes] 488 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,938 A version of the quote appears in Thoreau's journals 489 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:41,490 as "Nothing is so much to be feared as fear." And we win! 490 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,066 (woman #1) 'Correct.' 491 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:48,077 We won! We won! We won! 492 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:54,254 - We won! - Aaah. 493 00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:56,119 [chanting] Coach! Coach! Coach! 494 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,746 Thank you, coach! Thank you very much! 495 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,134 I appreciate the sentiment. 496 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:04,130 Although Mr. Moore does deserve some of the credit. 497 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,224 Well, I guess I should turn the team back 498 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:07,929 over to you...coach. 499 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:10,849 I mean, after all, you made them what they are today. 500 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:13,179 All I did was teach them how to relax, right? 501 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,225 - Yeah. - Oooh. 502 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,937 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 503 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:18,861 That's a good face. 504 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:22,067 [instrumental music] 505 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,985 - Congratulations. - Oh, same to you. 506 00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,239 Uh, somebody had to talk to them 507 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,070 in a language they can understand. 508 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,406 Ah, yeah. 509 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:33,750 So, uh, thanks for the language. 510 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,747 Well, you took the words right outta my mouth. 511 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:39,540 [instrumental music] 512 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,344 [theme music] 37122

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