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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:02,335 [theme music] 2 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,405 [music continues] 3 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,855 [music continues] 4 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:08,277 [instrumental music] 5 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:22,617 Yabba-dabba-doo! 6 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,826 This thing on? 7 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:28,841 Ah, isn't this great, Mr. Moore? 8 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,970 This is one stop on their tour the Russians won't forget. 9 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:35,138 After today, the red menace will have red faces. 10 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,598 Why don't we just nuke 'em and forget it? 11 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,640 Ah, come on, Mr. Moore. 12 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,983 I realized they're just kids. 13 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:44,939 Well, you got to grow up. 14 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,439 This the American school system 15 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,441 against the Soviet school system. 16 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:51,073 The best of theirs against the best of ours. 17 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,571 In a friendly competition. 18 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,202 Call it anything you want. 19 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,319 But I consider it my patriotic duty 20 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,276 to kick the Russian Bear. 21 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:00,622 Good luck. 22 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,036 You guys aren't gonna miss the Russians, are you? 23 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,383 This is gonna be hot. 24 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:07,537 Uh, we're not interested. 25 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:10,835 Me and friend got more important things to do. 26 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,010 Hey, Richie, I can speak for myself. 27 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,008 So? 28 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,262 I might check it out. 29 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:20,473 Good, I think the team would like to see you. 30 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:24,018 Are you really gonna go watch your little geek friends 31 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,270 against the nerd nicks from Russia? 32 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:30,726 Give me a break, alright, Richie? 33 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:32,065 Mr. Moore, we've been hearing 34 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,070 the most ridiculous things about the Russian team. 35 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:36,822 Of course you have, they've probably been hearing 36 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,865 ridiculous things about you too. 37 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:41,538 I heard they're all test-tube babies 38 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:45,328 put in state-run schools just to get ready for this. 39 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:49,633 Yes, and their brains are injected with steroids 40 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:54,379 to bloat them to twice their normal size. 41 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,684 Typical liberal attitude, Mr. Moore. 42 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,258 I mean, you think if you joke about this 43 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,473 the problem's gonna go away. 44 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:02,642 But this is the evil empire we're talkin' about here. 45 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,522 Well, we know their new five-year plan. 46 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,520 First, the IHP, then Harvard 47 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:11,443 and then Congress! 48 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,532 Look, the Russians have a lot to lose. 49 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:14,858 I-if they don't win, they're gonna end up 50 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,993 working in the ball bearing factory in Siberia. 51 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,621 Whereas if we lose, we end up 52 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:22,237 working in a Taco Bell in Kansas. 53 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:28,123 Mr. Moore, uh, the Russian team is here 54 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,626 and I'm worried I can't find Dr. Samuels. 55 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:34,128 I doubt he'd defect, um.. 56 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:37,552 Maybe they're torturing him in the cafeteria. 57 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:40,049 - Mr. Moore. - What? 58 00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:41,894 Bring 'em in, we'll say hello. 59 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,600 [indistinct chatter] 60 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,389 May I present Mr. Sobieski 61 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:51,686 and the members of the Soviet academic team. 62 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,571 Come in, all of you, please come in. 63 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,571 Say something. Say hello. 64 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,735 [speaking in foreign language] 65 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:05,747 Hi. 66 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,827 - Hi. - Hello. 67 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,209 By the way, call me Charlie. 68 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,013 - Mikhail. - Mikhail, okay. 69 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:24,011 - Da. - No. you-you see.. 70 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,096 Da. 71 00:04:29,143 --> 00:04:31,443 You dress well for an American student. 72 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,399 Are you a yupski? 73 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:43,410 Excuse me, it's top secret. 74 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:49,209 For you, maybe, for us, baby stuff. 75 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,705 Did you see "Rocky IV?" 76 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:02,800 Uh, t-t.. Mr. Sobieski, I'll show you to the gym. 77 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,684 [speaking in foreign language] 78 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,852 [indistinct chatter] 79 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:10,600 (Mr. Sobieski) 'Uh, Boris, Boris. Hush.' 80 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,944 Well, was that so bad? 81 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:17,360 That's it, I'm officially terrified. 82 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:21,490 Yeah, did you see the frontal lobe on that guy? 83 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,366 The little one had glasses this thick. 84 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:26,828 A-and did you see the math guy? 85 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,908 Two pocket protectors. 86 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,619 You can look at them as enemies.. 87 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,706 ...or possible future friends. 88 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:38,382 I mean, personally, I think it'd be more exciting 89 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,841 to get to know them, than just beat them. 90 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,882 Mr. Moore, we're into competition. 91 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:46,675 Well, competition's okay, but winning isn't everything. 92 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,931 Uh...20 years from now, it could be you 93 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:53,274 sitting across the negotiating table from them. 94 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,731 Trying to get what you want 95 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,561 without blowing the rest of the world up. 96 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,356 I mean, from my point of view you'd have to be a raving 97 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,700 paranoid to think of these Russian kids as the enemy. 98 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,948 - Yeah, you're right. - Yeah. 99 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,531 The enemy has arrived. 100 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:19,626 Alright, everyone, it is getting close. 101 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:22,550 Forget you are up against the most formidable opponent 102 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:23,970 you will ever face. 103 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:25,178 Forget you will be representing 104 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:28,178 the entire American educational system. 105 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,561 Forget that every student, every teacher 106 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:34,478 every school in the free world is counting on you. 107 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:35,559 He's right. 108 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,983 Let's forget the whole thing and go bowling. 109 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,225 I feel sick. 110 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:42,815 What's wrong with you people? 111 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:46,110 Well, maybe your pep talk was a little hard to swallow. 112 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:48,775 No, sir, I-I really am sick. 113 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:52,075 I must've eaten something bad last night. 114 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,790 Jawaharlal, you cannot be sick now. 115 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:57,171 Now, uh-uh- repeat after me. 116 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,168 I am not sick. 117 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,880 That's right, you are not sick, I am. 118 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,341 You'll be fine. 119 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,552 Just go down to the nurse's office. 120 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:09,102 Everything is going to be alright. 121 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,467 Take care of yourself and hurry back. 122 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,144 We love you! 123 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:16,055 Who else can we get? 124 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,693 We've got to get someone to cover for Jawaharlal 125 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:22,280 in the, uh, world literature, Simone? 126 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:24,856 American and English poetry. 127 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:27,702 Well, what about Eric? That's his strong point. 128 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:31,408 Yeah, well, Eric is my weak point. 129 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,871 I better go check on Jawaharlal, Eric. 130 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,076 Mr. Moore's right, Eric's the only one here who knows 131 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,495 more world literature than Jawaharlal. 132 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,054 Yeah, but he won't do it. 133 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:46,417 Well, it wouldn't hurt to ask, he's still around. 134 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,966 He's not gonna do it, just 'cause he thinks we're cute. 135 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,180 Besides, who's gonna ask him? 136 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:54,020 - We need to plan a strategy. - Yeah. 137 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:56,676 What do we have that Eric wants? 138 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,151 Oh-ho, no. Unh-unh. 139 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,821 I mean, that's outrageous to even think that I'd consider-- 140 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:09,070 Simone, we just want you to ask him. 141 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:11,948 Oh. 142 00:08:14,118 --> 00:08:17,038 With everything you've got. 143 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,811 - Hi. - Hi. 144 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,097 What're you doin'? 145 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:37,600 Oh, just checkin' it out. 146 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:41,732 No, I mean, for the next couple of hours. 147 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:45,731 Why, uh, you want me to take you away from all this? 148 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,855 Um, that'd be lovely. 149 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,282 - It would? - Sure. 150 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,026 Maybe. 151 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,583 Alright, Simone, what do you want? 152 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,827 Oh, I don't know. 153 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:59,119 Just thought I'd get some air. 154 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:01,543 Say hello, tell you Jawaharlal's sick 155 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:03,332 and beg you to be on the team. 156 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,343 Jawaharlal's sick? 157 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,418 I don't believe it, they're only Russians. 158 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:11,263 It's not nerves, it's food poisoning. 159 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:14,640 - So what do you think? - About what? 160 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,599 Filling in for Jawaharlal. 161 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:19,676 You want me on a team.. 162 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,475 ...in front of everybody? 163 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,559 Hey, Eric, let's go. 164 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,114 You're askin' a lot, Simone. 165 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,357 (Richie) 'Come on, Eric.' 166 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,189 - Hey, Richie, relax. - I know. 167 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,145 You're not gonna stick around for the brain bowl, are you? 168 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:35,576 I wouldn't ask you to join the team if we didn't need you. 169 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:36,826 What, the team? Are you kiddin'? 170 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:39,287 You're gonna try out for geek of the week? 171 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,961 Richie, give me a minute, alright? 172 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,285 Come on. 173 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,298 Eric, please? 174 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:50,883 [sighs] 175 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:57,392 Well? 176 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,020 - I asked him. - And? 177 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:03,436 - And he.. - This is one time only. 178 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,517 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't, don't get crazy. 179 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,025 Alright, bring on the Russians. 180 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,317 Eric, here. 181 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,370 You can wear Jawaharlal's blazer. 182 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:24,333 Are you kidding me? 183 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,416 No, no, no way. 184 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:34,383 Eric, do you have something against flammable polyester? 185 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:39,310 Come on, Eric, you have to wear it, it's our team uniform. 186 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,887 I don't do uniforms. 187 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:45,021 Besides, I'm not in your nerd army, I'm a hired gun. 188 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,860 - Eric, you promised. - Yeah. 189 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,688 You know what, Simone? Forget it. 190 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:54,903 If he can't do us a favor in a nice way who needs him? 191 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:57,105 - We need him. - Okay, fine, we need him. 192 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,526 But not enough for him to lay this 193 00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:00,994 heavy, neurotic, dependency guilt trip on us. 194 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:05,035 I can get that from my mother, take this. 195 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:08,881 - I'm just sayin', I don't-- - The big J is okay! 196 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,669 I never realized I was so popular. 197 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:17,425 Now, let's get out there and kick some Russian.. 198 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:23,099 And do our best and, uh, make the school proud of us. 199 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,140 Come on, gang! 200 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:33,818 - Close call, huh? - Yeah, too bad. 201 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:38,409 - Too bad? - Well, I think so, don't you? 202 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,827 Well, yeah, I-I would've liked.. 203 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:45,083 No, no, forget it, it's fine. 204 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:51,457 [instrumental music] 205 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,304 [indistinct chatter] 206 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,805 [audience applauding] 207 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,896 Welcome, welcome, everyone, to this very exciting match. 208 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:19,164 Now, before we begin with our questions 209 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:22,196 a representative from each team will say a few words. 210 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:26,331 First, from the Soviet team, Boris Yevtushenko. 211 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,620 [audience applauding] 212 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,165 We of the Soviet academic team 213 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,878 appreciate the invitation to compete with you 214 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,629 in the name of international brotherhood. 215 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:39,222 [speaking in foreign language] 216 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,968 And on the behalf of the male members of my team 217 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,891 I would like to say that your girl 218 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:47,519 with the fabulous red hair is an absolute knockout. 219 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:54,815 And now, the representative from Fillmore High school. 220 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:58,187 Excuse me, I'm Dr. Samuels, the principal. 221 00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:00,605 And, uh, I would like to say.. 222 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:03,204 [speaking in foreign language] 223 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,621 Yes. And I would also say, um.. 224 00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,699 [speaking in foreign language] 225 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:11,415 And, um, uh.. 226 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,577 Dr. Samuels. 227 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,705 - Yeah? - Please, allow me. 228 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:20,166 [speaking in foreign language] 229 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,400 [audience cheering] 230 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,241 I couldn't have said it better myself. 231 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,701 Thank you, Janice, sit down. 232 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,486 - Let us begin. - 'Alright.' 233 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,865 Will the contestants please test their buzzers? 234 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,083 [buzzing] 235 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,543 Oh, boy. 236 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,299 [buzzing] 237 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,304 [indistinct chatter] 238 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:07,175 I'm fine, crime and punishment, Fyodor Dostoevsky, 1866, right? 239 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,891 Oh, my God! We've had it. 240 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,271 I'll take him to the infirmary, you'll be okay, Jawaharlal. 241 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,388 Just take it easy, take it easy. 242 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,435 - What? - Don't worry, we'll manage. 243 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,900 We'll cope, we're fine. 244 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,780 We're up the creek. 245 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,817 [instrumental music] 246 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:25,491 "What do you call a plant with perennating buds 247 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:29,081 situated at or just below the soil surface?" 248 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,658 [buzzing] 249 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,413 (male #1) 'Soviets!' 250 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,834 It's a hemicryptophyte. 251 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,924 Correct. 252 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,208 [audience applauding] 253 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,591 "What is mastigomycotina?" 254 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,550 [buzzing] 255 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:48,599 A subdivision of eumycota consisting of aquatic 256 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,137 fungi that flourish under damp conditions. 257 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:54,101 - Correct! - I knew that one. 258 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,646 [instrumental music] 259 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,237 (male #1) "'What Italian novel features the character 260 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:11,292 "'Brother William and who is the author?'" 261 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,827 "The Name Of The Rose." Umberto Eco. 262 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,462 (female #1) '"The Conformist" by Alberto Moravia.' 263 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,959 (male #1) 'I'm sorry, that's incorrect, Fillmore High?' 264 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,303 [indistinct chatter] 265 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:26,799 Time is up. 266 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,302 'The answer is "Name Of The Rose."' 267 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,255 'Author, Umberto Eco.' 268 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,555 What're you doing here? 269 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,440 - What? - I thought you were going home. 270 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,058 Well, I was interested in a way. 271 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,225 I mean, it is the Russians and everything. 272 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,074 - Yeah. - 'Africa.' 273 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,569 Our gang could sure use you now. 274 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,111 Yeah, well, they had their chance. 275 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,485 Look, I don't want you to think that 276 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,492 I'm a snob or anything. 277 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,584 Why would I think that? 278 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,500 Well, I mean.. 279 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,328 ...I couldn't wear that jacket. 280 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,044 Oh, I-I understand. 281 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,634 You got a reputation to uphold. 282 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,506 "Describe a lattice constant?" 283 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,008 - Oh. - 'Fillmore?' 284 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,260 Uh, lattice constant is the angle between the axis 285 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,142 of the unit cell of a crystal. 286 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,772 Correct. 287 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,399 I would've helped them out. 288 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,440 I just wanted to do it my way. 289 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:30,164 Eric, when you do somebody a favor, you go all the way. 290 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,527 (male #1) 'Define the Hubble Constant.' 291 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:35,204 Oh, come on, Arvid. 292 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,164 (male #1) 'The Hubble Constant H is the ratio' 293 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,874 'between the distance of the galaxies' 294 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,384 'and the velocity at which they are receding.' 295 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,337 (male #1) 'Correct.' 296 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,760 I'm not like them. 297 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,467 I'm not into this terminal competition. 298 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,340 Not good enough. 299 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,795 I've seen you play basketball. 300 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,521 Okay, bottom line 301 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,888 I don't want anybody in this school to think 302 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:03,355 that I actually enjoy being in that class with them. 303 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:08,530 You know, for a guy who is as tough as you claim to be 304 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,699 you sure worry a lot about other people's opinions. 305 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,783 (male #1) 'Yes.' 306 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,499 [instrumental music] 307 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:26,915 "Name the Irish playwright who writes his plays in French." 308 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,382 - Damn. - 'Soviets.' 309 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,921 - Oscar Wilde. - 'No.' 310 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,506 - 'Fillmore?' - Come on, you guys. 311 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,472 Come on, we can get it. 312 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,505 Five seconds. 313 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,346 'Four.' 314 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,981 'Three.' 315 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,558 'Two.' 316 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:46,145 - Yes? - Samuel Beckett. 317 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,440 Yes! 318 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:02,329 You can apologize to me later, let's win this thing. 319 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,496 [instrumental music] 320 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,243 [audience applauding] 321 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,607 [instrumental music] 322 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,116 The final question. 323 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,237 A correct answer wins the meet. 324 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:25,865 "What is the world's most common male name?" 325 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:28,004 [indistinct chatter] 326 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,208 [buzzing] 327 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,460 Uh, John? 328 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,585 No, Fillmore? 329 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,678 I-it could be a Russian name. 330 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,798 G-go ahead, Arvid, come on. 331 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,510 - Boris. - No. 332 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:46,136 The correct answer is Mohammed. 333 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,595 [indistinct chatter] 334 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,571 That was my second guess. 335 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,687 Well, the meet is tied. 336 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,994 And according to the rules, we have the option 337 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,818 to go into overtime if both teams agree. 338 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,034 Of course we go into overtime. 339 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,994 We fight until there's a winner. 340 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,995 Absolutely. 341 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,157 (male #1) 'Well, we'll take a short break and then begin' 342 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,286 'with the tie-breaking questions.' 343 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,715 [indistinct chatter] 344 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,512 What's going on here? 345 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,892 Relax, could be educational. 346 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,731 - Uh, Mr. Bukana? - Yes. 347 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,558 Uh, we just.. 348 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:34,364 We've, uh, talked it over, and if it's okay with you 349 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,149 we'd just like to leave things the way they are. 350 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,114 A tie? 351 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,033 'That way, you know, we know they're smart' 352 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,202 they know we're smart. 353 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,450 And it's like Mr. Moore told us. 354 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,912 It's lot more important that we just get to know each other 355 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,543 than try to beat each other. 356 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,329 'So, uh..' 357 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,923 ...what do you say we just wrap up this puppy 358 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,288 get out of here and have a party, huh? 359 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,294 - Alright. - Yeah! 360 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,724 They can't do this, there has to be a winner. 361 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:04,602 Why? 362 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:05,968 Well, otherwise, how will we know 363 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,564 which system is superior? 364 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,309 Who's better? Us or the Russians? 365 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,061 Ah, they're superior, we're better. 366 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,444 [indistinct chatter] 367 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,740 - Kids. - Huh? 368 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,527 What are you gonna do? 369 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,827 [instrumental music] 370 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,882 Hello, I'm Alan, young Republican. 371 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,297 Natasha, young Communist. 372 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,552 You must be a great hero to have so many medals. 373 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:42,879 Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, these, yeah, well, uh.. 374 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:46,046 This one here, this is the, uh, Tony Award, yeah. 375 00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:48,466 This is the American League MVP over here and this one 376 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,345 this is the People's Choice Award, big award. 377 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,306 Do you like baseball? 378 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:55,614 I love it. 379 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,527 How about those metropolitans? 380 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,446 Do you have blue jeans? 381 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,777 Of course, I mean, everybody does. 382 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:08,373 I'd like to take your blue jeans back to Moscow as souvenir. 383 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,330 Really? Sure, why not? 384 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,541 With you in them. 385 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:14,622 So what are you gonna do? 386 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,076 What are you gonna see while you're here? 387 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:20,876 Uh, well, we'll see the, uh, uh, the Statue of Liberty.. 388 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:23,682 ...The United Nations.. 389 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,927 ...The Submarine Base at Groton, Connecticut. 390 00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,058 Just kidding. 391 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,653 - Uh, Mr. Moore. Thank you. - Yeah? You're welcome. 392 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,939 Oh, uh, she's defecting. 393 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:43,073 [theme music] 394 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:15,015 [music continues] 28158

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