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- Previously on "Faking It"...
- My mom's having an affair.
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- Farrah, open up!
- Dad?
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- What's the answer?
- I haven't had any answers
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since you slept
with my best friend.
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There it is!
Your trump card.
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I have to go.
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- I'm not impressive enough?
- You're in high school.
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God, if I'd known it was
going to be like this,
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I never would have outed you.
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Hello, Karma.
Please, get in.
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I know what I want.
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Welcome to detention.
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For the next seven hours,
you belong to me.
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You will sit
in your seats quietly
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without your cell phones.
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No texting,
no Candy Crushing,
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no SnapChatting your genitalia.
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Instead, you will silently
ruminate over the shortcomings
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that have landed you here.
Dig deep.
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Figure out how not to repeat
the same mistake twice.
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Or you could get your GED
and become an Uber driver.
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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Aren't you guys all friends?
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Did you have a hot tub party
that got a little bit too real?
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I know Shane's here
because of his naked protest,
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but what did
the rest of you do?
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Clearly, there was
a clerical error.
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I'm sure I'll be exonerated
shortly.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody's innocent.
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What about you, Amy?
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You obviously
have never watched
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"Orange is the New Black."
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You don't ask someone
why they're doing time.
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And if you must know,
I cut class
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because I was watching
a French New Wave film
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at the Austin Film Society.
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I thought you said
it was German?
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Yeah, right.
It was German.
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Danke shoe-in.
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What about you, Karma?
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Yeah, did you and Liam
finally get caught
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having sex at school?
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No!
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I fell asleep during geometry.
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What about you, Liam?
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I took a conference call
during philosophy.
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What?
It was with our Dubai office.
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It's really hard to coordinate
with the time difference.
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Oh, did you follow it up
with a round of golf
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and a spot of day-trading?
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What about you, Felix?
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Let's just say
that Turner has it out for me.
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Is it hot in here
or is it just me?
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Turner doesn't turn the AC on
on Saturdays.
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Lauren, aren't you hot?
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- I naturally run cold.
- Like most reptiles...
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Finish that sentence and I
will stab you with this pencil.
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So what's the deal
with you and Liam?
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You two still not talking?
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Not since L.A.
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Any new developments
in Farrah Gate?
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Uh, sort of.
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My mom promised that
that fling was totally over.
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Good.
The last thing you need
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is Farrah leaving Bruce
for some new rando.
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Yeah, that would suck.
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Has Lauren agreed
not to tell Bruce?
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Not yet.
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He comes back from
a business trip tonight,
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and I don't know
what she's gonna do.
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You could ask her.
She's right behind you.
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Hey, step-sis?
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Can we not talk about it?
I'm not in the mood.
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If you're still on the fence
about telling your dad,
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I highly recommend not telling.
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I don't get why
you're covering for Farrah.
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If I tell Daddy,
they'll break up,
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and then she and your dad
can get back together.
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Shh.
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And I don't want them
to get back together.
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All they do is fight.
They're like oil and vinegar.
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- Oil and vinegar are delicious.
- You know what I mean.
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If you must know,
I've decided I am telling Daddy.
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He's the innocent victim here.
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But you'll be splitting
our family up.
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No, your mother
took care of that.
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Hey, buddy.
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How you doing?
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Fine.
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You can't keep
eating yourself up.
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Look, I know you're
depressed about Duke...
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I'm eating
because I'm liberated.
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No more Duke hovering
over my shoulder
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shouting, "Lean and green!"
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So you're telling me
you're happy you two broke up?
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Sure, I'm sad he's gone,
but if he can't see
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that I did him a favor
by outing him,
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that's his problem.
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Boo!
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Yeah, did you get lost
on the way to the donut shop?
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Oh, and did you
bring any with you?
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I'm here to escort Lauren
to Principal Turner's office.
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I knew it.
I'm exonerated.
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See you deviants on Monday.
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Out of my way, narc.
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Okay, I'm dying to know.
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Why would your dad
put you in detention?
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Because he doesn't trust me
to be alone all day.
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Why?
All you do is play Xbox.
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He has his reasons.
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Aw, come on!
Just one!
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I'm starving and you've
got a 7-Eleven over there.
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No, I need them all!
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Fine.
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Karma always has mints.
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What you doing?
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Uh, just looking
for a light refreshment.
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Ooh, give me one.
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You know what?
I really need to pee.
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Come with me.
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Amy, I though we got past
your fear of peeing alone.
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It's not about that.
We need to talk now.
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Lauren?
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You're not supposed
to be here.
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None of you are.
What is going on?
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They were sneaking out, sir,
but don't worry, I caught 'em.
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Any further infractions
will be met with detention
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until the end
of the school year.
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Are we clear?
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Yes, sir.
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How could you take him back
after what he did to you?
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- What?
- Take who back?
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We caught Lauren and Theo
making out in the hallway.
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After Amy and I
helped you out him?
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You outed Theo too?
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Why am I not surprised?
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Lauren, he arrested
my parents and me and Amy.
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Because he was protecting
our secret.
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Oh, Lauren,
when are you gonna learn?
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Secrets always come out.
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Yeah, because you out them!
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Raise your hand
if you've been outed
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by Shane Harvey.
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Thank you for your support.
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Oh, no, this isn't support.
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You've got a real problem
outing people.
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If you hadn't outed Duke,
you wouldn't be
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in this situation right now,
so just admit it.
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I'll admit it if you admit
you're a corporate sellout
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and the whole artist thing
was a joke.
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Lauren,
you can't take him back
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He's only gonna hurt you again.
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I don't give a [bleep]
what you think,
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but you better
keep it a secret,
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because if this comes out,
Theo loses his job.
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Fine,
I'll keep your secret
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if you promise
you won't tell Bruce
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that thing
I don't want you to tell him.
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What thing?
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The fact that your mom
is [bleep]ing your dad?
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That's who you caught your mom
with in the motel room?
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Why did you keep that from me?
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We agreed,
no more secrets between us.
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I know, but I knew
that you would be
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all mad and judgy
because you hate my dad.
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I hate how he blows in here
once in a blue moon
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if and when he pleases.
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He's a war journalist, Karma.
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He doesn't exactly decide
when wars start or end.
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Wait, you didn't cut school
to see a film.
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You cut school to see him.
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Busted.
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I'm guilty for spending time
with my father.
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No, you're guilty of
yet another lie.
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Maybe we should all
take a deep breath.
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See this is exactly
what happens when people
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aren't their true
authentic selves.
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Oh, enough with
the self-righteous bull[bleep].
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You act like you did Duke
some huge favor
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by outing him,
but you're guilt-eating
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everything in this room
that isn't made of plastic.
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You can't just
do the wrong thing
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and then pretend it's
for the right reason.
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Excellent point, Booker.
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Keeping Farrah's secret
is wrong.
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And claiming it's
to keep our family together
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doesn't make it right.
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She swore
it didn't mean anything,
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so can we just forget about it
and move on?
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Wow, why does that
sound familiar?
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Oh, yeah.
That's what you said
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when you slept with Liam.
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Like mother,
like daughter.
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Let's just sweep it
under the rug.
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I'm surprised there's
any room left under there.
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You're one to talk
about secrets.
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Okay, what's this?
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Oh, it's a check from
Max Booker for $250,000.
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What's that about,
Karma?
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- What the hell is going on?
- That's a big check.
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No, like, seriously,
that's twice the standard size.
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After we got back from L.A.,
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your father offered me
that check
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to stay away from you.
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- And you took it?
- No!
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Not yet.
I-I-I haven't cashed it.
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Yeah, but you haven't
torn it up either.
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Who wouldn't consider
taking $250,000?
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I've been such an idiot.
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It could help my parents
get back on their feet,
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help pay for college.
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How could I not consider it
for even a second?
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After you left L.A.,
Zita kissed me.
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She made it very clear
she wanted more,
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but I turned her down.
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It didn't take me a week
to think about it.
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Oh, yeah, well, too bad
you didn't think
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before you slept with Amy.
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Karma, please leave me
out of this.
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Here we go again.
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You're taking a bribe
to stay away from me,
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but I'm the one
defending myself?
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I'm not rich, Liam!
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I didn't fall asleep in class
because I've been studying.
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I've been working
every catering gig I could get.
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And I live in
a freaking juice truck!
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It's so besides the point,
it's not even funny.
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If you were offered that money
to stay away from Amy,
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you wouldn't have considered it
for one second.
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Is he... crying?
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You're right.
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I'm a terrible person.
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I outed you two as lesbians
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because I didn't want Lauren
to win homecoming queen.
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And I outed your pills because
I wanted to take you down.
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And I outed Duke because...
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I wanted to ruin his life.
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Instead, he told me
he loved me.
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And now he hates me.
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And he should.
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I hate me.
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Shane, man, come on.
Ease up.
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You did a bad thing, but that
doesn't make you a bad person.
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I've forgiven you,
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and what you did to me
was way worse.
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Have you told him that
you're sorry?
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It's too late.
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He leaves in, like, an hour
to train
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with some famous
Muy Thai fighter.
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Well, then there's still time!
252
00:10:11,650 --> 00:10:14,055
We're breaking you out of here.
253
00:10:14,090 --> 00:10:16,635
Ready to form Voltron!
254
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,601
The '80s animated show...
255
00:10:20,636 --> 00:10:22,323
Nobody?
Really?
256
00:10:29,811 --> 00:10:32,259
Okay, we have one hour
until he checks in again.
257
00:10:32,294 --> 00:10:33,620
But he locks the doors
on Saturdays.
258
00:10:33,655 --> 00:10:34,997
Maybe we could get
a key somehow?
259
00:10:35,032 --> 00:10:36,087
He's got it on his belt.
260
00:10:36,122 --> 00:10:37,287
Oh, what about
the bathroom window?
261
00:10:37,322 --> 00:10:38,240
It was open this morning.
262
00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:40,118
The bathroom window?
That thing's tiny.
263
00:10:40,153 --> 00:10:42,364
Regretting that jumbo bag
of Cheesaritos?
264
00:10:42,399 --> 00:10:44,397
Let's roll.
265
00:10:49,821 --> 00:10:51,988
I did go running today...
266
00:10:54,876 --> 00:10:56,376
How are we gonna
get by him?
267
00:10:56,378 --> 00:10:57,432
Pull the fire alarm.
268
00:10:57,467 --> 00:10:59,496
Shane can sneak out
in the chaos.
269
00:10:59,498 --> 00:11:01,047
- Ah!
- What?
270
00:11:01,049 --> 00:11:02,632
Theo and I were
about to get caught,
271
00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,300
so I created a distraction.
272
00:11:04,302 --> 00:11:07,087
Didn't know those things spray
permanent ink.
273
00:11:07,089 --> 00:11:09,172
That's how you got detention.
274
00:11:09,174 --> 00:11:10,663
- I'll distract Turner.
- How?
275
00:11:10,698 --> 00:11:13,176
I know what makes him tick.
276
00:11:13,178 --> 00:11:15,058
- He's my dad.
- What?
277
00:11:15,093 --> 00:11:17,128
Yeah, I don't
exactly advertise it.
278
00:11:17,163 --> 00:11:19,874
It's not easy being the son
of the most-hated man on campus.
279
00:11:19,909 --> 00:11:21,351
No, it's okay.
280
00:11:21,353 --> 00:11:24,575
What happens in detention
stays in detention.
281
00:11:24,610 --> 00:11:25,655
- Right?
- Right.
282
00:11:25,657 --> 00:11:28,986
Right.
283
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,274
Hey, Dad?
284
00:11:31,309 --> 00:11:32,912
You never call me that
at school.
285
00:11:32,914 --> 00:11:34,337
What are you doing here?
286
00:11:34,372 --> 00:11:35,749
Uh...
287
00:11:35,751 --> 00:11:37,572
You remember when
you gave me the sex talk
288
00:11:37,607 --> 00:11:39,222
and you said if I had
any questions,
289
00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:40,925
I could ask you any time.
290
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,536
Of course.
291
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:45,125
Why do men have nipples?
292
00:11:45,127 --> 00:11:47,010
Well, that's
an excellent question.
293
00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:50,013
See, not many people
realize this,
294
00:11:50,015 --> 00:11:53,058
but every embryo begins
developing as a female.
295
00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:54,467
We'll never
make it in time.
296
00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,470
Handled.
297
00:11:57,472 --> 00:11:59,973
Book it, Theo.
298
00:11:59,975 --> 00:12:04,053
And that's why masturbation
is perfectly healthy.
299
00:12:04,088 --> 00:12:05,645
Uh, what a relief.
300
00:12:05,647 --> 00:12:07,730
Good.
Let's get you back to detention.
301
00:12:07,732 --> 00:12:09,149
Wait, I-I just...
302
00:12:09,151 --> 00:12:11,918
I have a few more questions,
like, uh...
303
00:12:11,953 --> 00:12:14,772
Is oral sex really sex?
304
00:12:14,807 --> 00:12:17,040
Or does sex require, um...
305
00:12:20,328 --> 00:12:21,726
I can't believe
you stopped at a red.
306
00:12:21,761 --> 00:12:24,164
What kind of granny cop
are you?
307
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:25,521
Can you just turn on
the siren?
308
00:12:25,556 --> 00:12:26,775
Look, there are
strict regulations
309
00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:28,635
governing the use
of the siren.
310
00:12:29,733 --> 00:12:32,222
And, Amy, how can you
possibly be carsick?
311
00:12:35,479 --> 00:12:37,177
Stick your head
out the window.
312
00:12:37,179 --> 00:12:40,080
Dogs do it all the time
and they never barf.
313
00:12:42,901 --> 00:12:45,231
I'm sorry I busted you
about the check.
314
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:47,570
That wasn't cool.
315
00:12:47,572 --> 00:12:49,072
No, I'm sorry.
316
00:12:49,074 --> 00:12:50,356
I was way too harsh
about Hank.
317
00:12:50,358 --> 00:12:52,775
It's just, I see
how hard it is on you
318
00:12:52,777 --> 00:12:54,024
when he leaves
and...
319
00:12:54,059 --> 00:12:56,412
it just makes me
a little crazy.
320
00:12:56,414 --> 00:12:58,748
Glad you two made up.
We were all so worried.
321
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,700
- Petrified.
- This light is taking forever!
322
00:13:00,702 --> 00:13:01,751
I can't take it anymore.
323
00:13:01,753 --> 00:13:03,577
Go, go, go!
324
00:13:03,612 --> 00:13:06,506
I better not
lose my job over this.
325
00:13:06,508 --> 00:13:09,514
To some people,
fellatio... cunnilingus...
326
00:13:09,549 --> 00:13:12,174
are more intimate
than actual penetration,
327
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,620
while to others,
328
00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:17,884
anilingus is
the most intimate.
329
00:13:22,891 --> 00:13:24,348
Duke!
330
00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:26,410
I'm so sorry.
It's all my fault.
331
00:13:26,445 --> 00:13:27,557
What are you
doing here, Shane?
332
00:13:27,592 --> 00:13:29,395
I want to come clean.
Please hear me out.
333
00:13:30,532 --> 00:13:31,948
Please don't puke in the car.
334
00:13:31,950 --> 00:13:34,784
I'll find some water.
335
00:13:35,842 --> 00:13:39,822
- Uh...
- I need air.
336
00:13:39,824 --> 00:13:41,958
Oh, God...
337
00:13:44,579 --> 00:13:45,712
Okay.
338
00:13:49,251 --> 00:13:50,884
You gonna be okay?
339
00:13:50,886 --> 00:13:52,419
'Cause if you die,
I want your room.
340
00:13:52,454 --> 00:13:54,470
And your blow-dryer.
341
00:13:54,472 --> 00:13:56,284
I'm sorry I
pressured you to lie.
342
00:13:56,319 --> 00:14:00,143
If you want to tell Bruce,
I understand.
343
00:14:00,145 --> 00:14:03,269
As much as I do not
forgive Farrah,
344
00:14:03,304 --> 00:14:05,265
I'm not gonna tell Daddy.
345
00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:07,400
I don't want them
to split up either.
346
00:14:07,402 --> 00:14:11,154
This... step-sister thing
isn't so bad.
347
00:14:16,644 --> 00:14:18,695
Do you think they'll make it?
348
00:14:18,697 --> 00:14:20,196
I don't know.
349
00:14:20,198 --> 00:14:24,167
It was a pretty big betrayal.
350
00:14:24,169 --> 00:14:25,952
Even if Duke wants
to forgive him,
351
00:14:25,954 --> 00:14:29,304
he might not be able to.
352
00:14:29,339 --> 00:14:30,707
Yeah, well,
maybe Shane doesn't know
353
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:32,959
what else he can do.
354
00:14:43,305 --> 00:14:48,274
I wish I didn't
have to think about this.
355
00:14:48,276 --> 00:14:51,144
I wish I hadn't given you
a reason to.
356
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,850
If I could take it all back,
I would.
357
00:14:54,885 --> 00:14:57,734
I'm so, so sorry.
358
00:14:57,736 --> 00:14:59,619
Thank you.
359
00:14:59,621 --> 00:15:02,474
I never thought I'd hear
you say you were wrong.
360
00:15:02,509 --> 00:15:03,345
Need to hustle, son.
361
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,042
We need to be at the airport
in 15 minutes.
362
00:15:06,044 --> 00:15:08,878
What... you're leaving?
363
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,232
But I apologized.
364
00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:12,715
You forgave me.
365
00:15:12,717 --> 00:15:14,884
I said I accepted
your apology.
366
00:15:14,886 --> 00:15:16,052
I didn't say I forgive you.
367
00:15:16,054 --> 00:15:18,588
Stay, please.
368
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,563
I can't.
369
00:15:37,595 --> 00:15:39,224
That's enough
sex questions for now.
370
00:15:39,259 --> 00:15:40,325
Well, just explain
why people
371
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,799
want to have
sex with animals.
372
00:15:41,801 --> 00:15:43,133
Dad...
373
00:15:47,723 --> 00:15:49,213
You've completed
your detention.
374
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:50,434
I hope you all learned
a little something
375
00:15:50,469 --> 00:15:52,099
about yourselves today.
376
00:15:52,134 --> 00:15:54,561
And I hope I never have
to see you here again.
377
00:15:54,596 --> 00:15:55,463
You're dismissed.
378
00:15:57,850 --> 00:15:59,162
* Hey, hey, hey, hey *
379
00:15:59,197 --> 00:16:01,986
So where do we go from here?
380
00:16:01,988 --> 00:16:04,772
Home.
It's over.
381
00:16:04,774 --> 00:16:06,863
Remember, what happens
in detention...
382
00:16:06,898 --> 00:16:08,742
Stays in detention.
Got it.
383
00:16:09,695 --> 00:16:11,002
So...
384
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,497
You're all gonna forget now
that I'm going back
385
00:16:12,532 --> 00:16:14,132
in the school to join my dad.
386
00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:17,235
Oh, we'll never forget.
387
00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:18,786
But we won't spill.
388
00:16:18,788 --> 00:16:21,270
* Dancing
You know it, baby *
389
00:16:21,305 --> 00:16:24,425
* Tell me your troubles
and doubts *
390
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:25,876
Want a ride home?
391
00:16:25,878 --> 00:16:27,294
No, I'll walk.
392
00:16:27,296 --> 00:16:29,664
Need to burn off
a few thousand extra calories.
393
00:16:29,699 --> 00:16:32,683
* Love's strange,
so real in the dark *
394
00:16:32,685 --> 00:16:34,552
Are you okay?
395
00:16:34,554 --> 00:16:35,886
Yeah, I'll be fine.
396
00:16:35,888 --> 00:16:37,888
You know, it was
a long time coming.
397
00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:39,345
I'm ready for a change,
you know?
398
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,980
New leaf, new page.
New haircut.
399
00:16:42,015 --> 00:16:45,309
* When the light gets
into your heart, baby *
400
00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:46,546
- You want a ride?
- Nah.
401
00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:49,571
I wouldn't want to intrude
on father-daughter time.
402
00:16:49,606 --> 00:16:51,295
- Hey, Karma.
- Hey, Hank.
403
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:53,237
Glad to see you weren't
kidnapped in Syria.
404
00:16:53,239 --> 00:16:54,737
You believe
no one wanted me?
405
00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:57,134
- Bye.
- * Don't you *
406
00:16:57,169 --> 00:16:59,209
* Forget about me *
407
00:17:02,644 --> 00:17:06,684
* Will you stand above me? *
408
00:17:06,719 --> 00:17:07,764
* Look my way
never love me *
409
00:17:07,799 --> 00:17:09,592
I am so excited
to be spending time
410
00:17:09,627 --> 00:17:11,255
with my favorite daughter.
411
00:17:11,257 --> 00:17:12,373
- That you know of.
- That I know of.
412
00:17:12,408 --> 00:17:13,699
All right, look.
413
00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:14,850
We've got some options.
414
00:17:14,885 --> 00:17:17,369
There's a new photo show
at Yard Dog Gallery
415
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:20,598
or there's a haunted
walking tour of downtown.
416
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,849
How much time
do we have?
417
00:17:21,851 --> 00:17:22,900
All day.
418
00:17:22,902 --> 00:17:23,832
Well, all afternoon.
419
00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:26,020
I gotta fly
to Moscow tonight.
420
00:17:26,022 --> 00:17:27,774
- Moscow?
- Yeah, new assignment.
421
00:17:27,809 --> 00:17:29,608
* Rain keeps falling down *
422
00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:34,132
Look, Dad...
423
00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:35,916
Your job is cool.
I get it.
424
00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:38,113
It's... it's exciting
and dangerous,
425
00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:41,001
and it matters.
426
00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:42,369
But I matter, too,
427
00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:44,386
and you can't just keep
blowing into my life
428
00:17:44,421 --> 00:17:46,421
and making me hope
you're gonna be there for me,
429
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,842
and then blow right out.
430
00:17:48,844 --> 00:17:51,531
If you're gonna be my dad,
then you have to be my dad,
431
00:17:51,566 --> 00:17:53,797
and not just
in between assignments.
432
00:17:53,799 --> 00:17:56,433
* Don't you try to pretend *
433
00:17:56,435 --> 00:18:00,220
* It's my feeling
we'll win in the end *
434
00:18:00,222 --> 00:18:03,807
* I won't harm you
or touch your defenses *
435
00:18:03,809 --> 00:18:05,976
Amanda.
Hey, uh...
436
00:18:05,978 --> 00:18:08,312
Yeah, I-I'm out.
437
00:18:08,314 --> 00:18:11,181
They gotta get somebody else.
I want to stay in Austin.
438
00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:13,550
* Don't you forget about me *
439
00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:15,685
* I'll be alone
Dancing, you know it, baby *
440
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,272
Gallery first?
441
00:18:18,274 --> 00:18:19,273
Yeah.
442
00:18:19,275 --> 00:18:22,776
* Going to take you apart *
443
00:18:22,778 --> 00:18:24,895
Liam.
444
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:26,585
* Together at heart, baby *
445
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:32,504
- * Don't you forget about me *
- _
446
00:18:32,539 --> 00:18:34,839
* Don't, don't, don't, don't *
447
00:18:34,874 --> 00:18:39,910
- * Don't you forget about me *
- _
448
00:18:41,331 --> 00:18:43,936
* As you walk on by... *
449
00:18:48,804 --> 00:18:49,753
Hey.
450
00:18:49,788 --> 00:18:54,258
* Somewhere I could hide *
451
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:57,292
Can I stay here for a while?
452
00:18:57,327 --> 00:18:58,929
I brought food.
453
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:01,932
Mi casa es su casa.
454
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,984
But no more eating my feelings.
455
00:19:03,986 --> 00:19:06,270
* It's grilled cheese *
456
00:19:09,992 --> 00:19:12,910
Maybe just a tear or two.
457
00:19:15,581 --> 00:19:19,171
* All my friends *
458
00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:21,052
Hey, what...
459
00:19:21,087 --> 00:19:24,173
Oh, I'm sorry.
I made the mistake of
460
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,694
telling my parents
about the breakup,
461
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,257
and now they're
smothering me with love
462
00:19:27,259 --> 00:19:29,793
and psychobabble
about new beginnings
463
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:31,512
and rising from the ashes
and...
464
00:19:33,015 --> 00:19:34,965
Can I have my old room back?
465
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,517
Just for a night.
466
00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:38,469
Please.
467
00:19:38,471 --> 00:19:40,804
Yeah, I'll just...
I'll sleep on the couch.
468
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:47,027
Hey.
469
00:19:47,029 --> 00:19:51,211
Have you ever
had your heart broken?
470
00:19:51,246 --> 00:19:53,033
Uh...
471
00:19:53,035 --> 00:19:54,935
Yeah.
472
00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:59,123
When my mom died.
473
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,421
I'm so sorry.
474
00:20:00,456 --> 00:20:03,533
I didn't know.
475
00:20:03,568 --> 00:20:05,162
How'd you get through it?
476
00:20:05,164 --> 00:20:09,833
* All my friends *
477
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:12,573
* Sitting on the fence *
478
00:20:12,608 --> 00:20:14,671
There's no magic bullet.
479
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:20,761
You just...
480
00:20:20,763 --> 00:20:22,679
You do it.
481
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,648
One day at a time.
482
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:30,069
* They'll never rush
to my defense *
483
00:20:30,559 --> 00:20:31,414
Next on "Faking It"...
484
00:20:31,449 --> 00:20:32,334
We were hook-up hunters.
485
00:20:32,369 --> 00:20:33,673
And the world was our prey.
486
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:35,161
- We will start tonight.
- Yeah!
487
00:20:35,196 --> 00:20:36,649
I can't believe
you haven't told PFLAG
488
00:20:36,684 --> 00:20:37,784
that I'm not a lesbian.
489
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:38,706
It would mean
the world to her
490
00:20:38,741 --> 00:20:39,922
if you two would go together.
491
00:20:39,957 --> 00:20:42,189
- Dad, that's insane.
- I have boundaries.
492
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:44,675
No more handholding,
no slow dancing.
493
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:45,848
Voila!
No feelings!
494
00:20:45,883 --> 00:20:48,156
- Yeah, we'll do it.
- Let's be lesbians.
495
00:20:48,191 --> 00:20:49,312
Again.
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