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[Dana]
Dino Dana!
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[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]
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[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]
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[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]
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[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]
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[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]
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Dino Dana!
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[roar]
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[Dana]
"All in the Dino Family."
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[Kentrosaurus growls,
laps up water]
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[]
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[]
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Best way to wake up ever!
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Good morning,
Kentrosaurus!
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Are you looking for some...
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Dana, close the window.
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It's freezing.
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But Sara,
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there's a Kentrosaurus
outside our window!
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I don't care-asaurus.
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It's the weekend.
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Go back to bed!
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[lapping up water]
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[growl]
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[Dana]
A stegosaurus too?
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I don't believe it!
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Dana, go back to--
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What...
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What are you doing?
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Pinching myself to make sure
I'm not still asleep.
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[sigh]
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Sara, I'm going to
tell you something
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even though it might
blow your mind.
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- Are you ready?
- Why can't I go back to sleep?
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You know how my mom
met your dad,
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and now we're a family,
even though we look different?
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Yes, I was there.
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Well, dinosaurs
have the same thing.
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Some dinosaurs look
a little bit different,
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like how many spikes they have,
but belong to the same family.
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Wow...
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Mind blown.
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Well, try this then.
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Right now...
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right out there,
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there's a kentrosaurus
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AND a stegosaurus!
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They're both from
the Stegosauridae Family.
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Dana, you should
go investigate.
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- Do you wanna come?
- No.
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Okay, I'll report back later.
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[sigh]
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Hey, Dad!
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Looks like someone's
excited for Crafter Day!
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Can't craft now, Dad.
Dino investigation.
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Okay, I'll start setting...
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...up.
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A Stegosauridae family reunion?!
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Kentrosaurus
meet stegosaurus.
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Stegosaurus,
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meet Kentrosaurus.
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[growl]
Whoa! That's quite the hello.
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[dinos growling]
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That doesn't sound
the happiest...
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Whoa!
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Yep, definitely more a
"go away."
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This is not...
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how family...
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should treat each other!
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[dinos growling]
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Oh no!
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Look what you did
to Sara's pool!
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Now you've done it.
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[]
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Dad, you won't believe
what just happened.
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Hm...
You became a human mop,
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even though you know tomorrow
is Cleaning Fun Day?
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No, but good idea.
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I just saw two dinos from
the same family fighting,
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and now I get to solve
Dino Experiment 515:
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"Why would two dinos
from the same family fight?"
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[Sara]
Dana, where's my robe?!
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Surprise, surprise...
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Dana, give me my robe.
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I'm not sure you're gonna
want it back right now...
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[Sara]
Yes, I do.
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And what did Mom and Dad say
about taking my stuff?
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[mouthing "Ask first."]
Ask first?
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Give it.
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[]
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- Ugh! It's soaking wet!
- That wasn't my fault.
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That was the dinosaurs.
I'm sure they're sorry.
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Y'know, maybe you'll stop
taking stuff without asking
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if it happens to you.
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- What does she mean?
- [Sara] You'll see!
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She'll calm down...
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[door slam]
...in a bit.
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Let's get ready to craft!
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[growling]
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[Dana]
The kentrosaurus is back!
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Dad, I need to go.
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Finish your Dino Experiment...
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[sigh]
Have fun!
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Maybe don't take Sara's coat.
Too soon?
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[]
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[]
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Hey, Kentrosaurus.
Are you thirsty?
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[Kentrosaurus
groaning and snuffling]
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Here you go...
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Now to solve Dino Experiment 515
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and see why you would fight with
someone in your own family.
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Sara and I only fight
when she doesn't understand
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that sometimes I need to borrow
her stuff without asking
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to finish important
dinosaur research,
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like what do dinosaurs in the
same family have to fight about?
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There's only one way
to find out.
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But because
stegosaurus isn't around,
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looks like you're gonna have to
fight me, Kentrosaurus.
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[surprised grunt]
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[Dana]
That's right-- Stegosaurus time!
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Dad...
Where's my backpack?
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Oh, you mean...
this?
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You look...
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amazing!
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But I need my backpack
so I can become a stegosaurus
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and fight the kentrosaurus.
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Oh, sorry.
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I need it for
my own experiment.
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Sister Experiment
One Billion:
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"When will my
little sister learn to
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not take her older sister's
stuff without asking?"
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Clever girl...
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It's probably going to
take a long time to solve.
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You may have my backpack,
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and all my stuff,
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but you will never have...
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Crafter Day.
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Dad, how fast can you build
a stegosaurus costume?
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- How many spikes does it have?
- Twenty-four.
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Four and a half minutes.
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Let's get crafting!
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[growl]
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Roarrrrrr!
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I'm a stegosaurus!
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Time to solve
Dino Experiment 515
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and see why you were
fighting with
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another dinosaur
in your own family.
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Roarrrr!
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I'm the stegosaurus!
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[growl]
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Come and get this stegosaurus,
Kentrosaurus!
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[Kentrosaurus growling]
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I think you've won.
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[stegosaurus growling]
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Or maybe not.
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Yes!
The real stegosaurus is back.
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[dinos growling]
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[dinos growling]
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Wait...
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Are you two fighting
over the bucket?
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You are!
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You're fighting over who
gets to drink the water.
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I knew some dinosaurs competed
for food and water.
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I guess I just thought
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dinosaurs from the same
family would share.
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Whoa!
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[dinos growling]
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But how do I get you two
to stop fighting now?
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Think, Dana, think...
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[dinos growling]
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Okay, you two...
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Cool off!
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[dinos groaning]
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Now open up...
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There you go.
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Be patient, Kentro.
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You'll get your turn.
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Dino experiment 515 is solved.
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Even dinosaurs
from the same family,
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like the Kentrosaurus
and the stegosaurus,
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would compete for
food and water.
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And now that you've
both got what you want,
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you don't need to
fight any more!
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Isn't it better--
and less painful--
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to be friends?
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[dinos grunting and groaning]
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[dinos grunting and groaning]
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It's crafting time!
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[]
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I'm still doing my experiment.
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I already finished mine,
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but I thought of
something else--
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Something I wanted to give you.
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Did you make this...
for me?
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- Yeah.
- Dana!
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Wait-- All these pictures
are of you wearing my stuff.
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[Dana]
Exactly.
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I'm going to call it
the "Seester Ask Me" box.
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If I ever need to borrow
something and you're not around,
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I'll write it down
and put it in this box
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so you know that
I knew I should ask
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and didn't just take it.
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Do you like it?
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I love it!
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Thank you, seester.
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Oh, there's
already one in here.
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You don't have to
read it right now.
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"Can I borrow your
inflatable pool forever?"
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Forever?
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What happened to my pool?
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Dana!
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[Dana]
Next up, more Dino Dana.
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[]
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[Dana]
Dino Dana!
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[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]
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[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]
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[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]
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[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]
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[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]
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Dino Dana!
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[roar]
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[Dana]
"Snakes and Dinosaurs."
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[]
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[]
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[]
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I've never seen
a pink tail before.
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I wonder which dinosaur
it belongs to.
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Only one way to find out!
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Gotcha!
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Oh, you're quick...
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but I'm quicker.
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Ah-ha!
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[exhausted gasp]
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[exhausted gasp]
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How long is your tail?
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[]
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That's not a tail at all...
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and you're not a dinosaur.
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[hissing]
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You're a prehistoric snake!
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From the looks of it,
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you're the biggest one
of all time!
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You... must...
be... the...
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[gasp]
...Tyrannosaurus Rex!
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[roar]
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[hiss]
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You're not going after
the king of the dinos, are you?
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Please hiss "Yes!"
Please hiss "Yes!"
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[roar]
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[Mom]
Dana, come back now, please.
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It's time to go home.
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Sssssorry, prehistoric snake.
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Gotta go.
Mother calls.
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[T-rex groans]
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Mom, you won't believe
what I just saw at the park!
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Somebody, anybody!
Help me!
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Emergency!
Emergency! Emergency!
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Hold that thought, nugget.
How can I help you, sir?
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When she asked me to pet-sit,
I assumed she had a dog,
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or a cat, or a gerbil.
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- What? Who?
- Lisa...
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That's my girlfriend.
Well, we're dating.
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I think she's my girlfriend.
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Is three weeks long enough
to say girlfriend?
266
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,998
Sir, is there...?
267
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,473
Well, I didn't think
she'd have a pet... THIS.
268
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,137
A snake?
269
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,442
Mom, that's what
I saw at the park--
270
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,314
except a way bigger version.
271
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,712
Bigger than this?
272
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:31,983
That sounds terrifying.
273
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,352
Terrifyingly awesome!
274
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,450
The snake I saw was
the biggest one of all time.
275
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,593
It's as long as from...
276
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:39,818
here...
277
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,023
to all the way over here.
278
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,985
- What is happening?
- Guess what its name was.
279
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:49,163
I'll give you a hint.
It has "boa" in it.
280
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,726
Give up?
It's Titanoboa.
281
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,133
Doesn't that sound cool?
282
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,565
- Its name means "titanic boa."
- Let's not overwhelm...
283
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,571
Stuart, and I think we're
a bit too late for that.
284
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,174
Can I sit down
and get some water?
285
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,766
I think I'm gonna pass out.
286
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:03,337
- Of course. Come sit over here.
- Okay.
287
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,176
She's gonna dump me.
She's going to dump me.
288
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,183
She's totally going to dump me!
289
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,915
Stuart, she's not going to
break up with you.
290
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,751
- What happened?
- I broke her snake in half.
291
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:14,916
[both]
What?!
292
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,455
Look for yourself.
293
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:20,489
[]
294
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,927
Whoa...
295
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,363
What is this?
296
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,927
The end of my relationship,
that's what that is.
297
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,897
Actually, Stuart,
it's nothing to worry about.
298
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,866
[gag]
I'm going to be sick.
299
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,014
It's just snake skin.
300
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,841
Snakes shed their skin
a few times a year
301
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,776
to help them grow
and stay healthy.
302
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,611
It's a natural process.
303
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,477
Shedding your entire body
is normal?
304
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,985
[chuckle] Stuart,
would you like me to show you
305
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,488
how to handle her properly?
306
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,719
I bet Lisa would like it
if you two became friends.
307
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:50,816
Really?
308
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,687
Mom, aren't all snakes
poisonous?
309
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,755
- [yelp]
- Dana, you're right.
310
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,764
We should always be
careful around snakes.
311
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,066
But this snake
isn't poisonous.
312
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,829
- It's a boa constrictor.
- How can you tell?
313
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,398
- Yeah, how do you know?
- I'll show you.
314
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,367
First, let's put you
back in your crate.
315
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,310
Poisonous snakes
get their prey
316
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,712
by biting them
with their fangs,
317
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,354
these very pointy teeth
in the front.
318
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,521
Take a look, Dana.
319
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:16,778
Whoa.
320
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,946
Super pointy.
321
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,386
But constrictors
don't have poison...
322
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,421
or fangs.
323
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,656
See?
324
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,531
No pointy front teeth.
325
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,129
[Dana]
No fangs, no poison.
326
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,272
Instead they grab
their prey,
327
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,669
and wrap around,
and squeeze like this!
328
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,671
[Dana]
[laugh] Mom!
329
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,973
Killer hugs?
330
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,535
Snakes are horrible.
331
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,312
No, snakes are incredible.
332
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,441
Snakes have been around for over
one hundred million years.
333
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,607
That's way longer than
people've been around.
334
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,776
And I just got an idea
for a new dino experiment!
335
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,276
Dino Experiment 511:
336
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,318
"Was the Titanoboa poisonous
or a constrictor?"
337
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:56,593
- I need to go back to the park.
- Excuse me!
338
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,034
Mom, can I go
back to the park
339
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,100
to finish an important
scientific experiment?
340
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,059
Well, when you put it that way.
341
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,597
It's Titanoboa time.
342
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,840
The first step
in snake handling
343
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,799
is actually touching
the snake.
344
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,568
With... with my hands?
345
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:15,977
[whimper]
346
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:19,479
[]
347
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,522
Time to see if you have
poisonous fangs or not.
348
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,619
Hiss!
[shout]
349
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,890
Hey there.
350
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:32,691
Just slithering by
and wanted to say "Hiss!"
351
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:37,703
Now open your mouth
and say "Titanoboaaaa..."
352
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,830
Oh!
353
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,725
Ugh.
My mouth was open.
354
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,238
Wait, Titanoboa!
Come back!
355
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,840
I still need to
see if you have fangs
356
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,642
to help me solve my
dino experiment!
357
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,142
What is this?
358
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,450
Just the Titanoboa's old skin.
359
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,492
That's not going to help me
solve my dino experiment.
360
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:02,918
[]
361
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,385
It feels...
smooth!
362
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,095
I was expecting
cold and slimy.
363
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,528
Snakes aren't exactly what
you thought they are, huh?
364
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,633
Mom!
365
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,634
Dana, we were just getting
Stuart comfortable.
366
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,966
Well, don't-- I found
the Titanoboa in the park,
367
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,472
but before I could see
if it had fangs or not,
368
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,935
it licked me right
across my face.
369
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,843
Get your face away
from that thing.
370
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,305
Okay, let's relax.
371
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,014
Snakes use their
tongue to smell.
372
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,705
- They do?
- [Mom] Yes!
373
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,747
It's how they find their food
so the ti- ti- ti...
374
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,053
Titanoboa.
375
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,715
...the Titanoboa was
probably just smelling you
376
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,323
the same way Lisa's snake
is trying to smell Stuart.
377
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:39,256
You mean the Titanoboa
might be looking for its prey?
378
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,092
Maybe.
379
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,587
And if she finds it,
380
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,598
I'll be able to see if she's
poisonous or a constrictor?
381
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,701
I guess so.
382
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,272
- Can I...
- Have fun.
383
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,270
- Oh man. Is she hunting me?
- No, it's fine.
384
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,573
- Is she hunting me?
- No, she's just saying--
385
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,505
- It's the look of death!
- Just smelling.
386
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,981
- It's the look of death!
- She's just smelling.
387
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,108
- No, it isn't.
- Stuart, relax.
388
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,675
[Dana]
Titanoboaaaa!
389
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,383
Where are you?
390
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,080
[roar]
391
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,285
Sorry, T-rex.
392
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,290
I'm looking for history's
biggest snake,
393
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,362
not history's
most famous dinosaur.
394
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:14,291
[growl]
395
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,127
Unless the king
of the dinosaurs
396
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,863
was prey for
the Titanoboa.
397
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,297
Hey, T-Rex!
Wait up.
398
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:24,041
[sniffing]
399
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,540
Looks like you smell
the old-fashioned way--
400
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,943
with your nose.
401
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,844
[hissing]
402
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,207
The Titanoboa!
403
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,375
Now's my chance
to see if you were
404
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,054
poisonous or
a constrictor.
405
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,423
Hey, T-Rex!
406
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,852
[groan]
407
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,187
Want some beef jerky?
408
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:47,393
[dino noises]
409
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,057
[hiss]
410
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,395
[roar]
411
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,270
The Titanoboa
has no pointy fangs,
412
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,940
which means it must be a...
413
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,298
constrictor.
414
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,037
But you seem a little bit small
415
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,712
to take down the T-Rex.
416
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,481
Oh no.
417
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,780
Did I lead the T-Rex to you?
418
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,212
Think, Dana, think.
419
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,317
How can you save
the Titanoboa?
420
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:14,753
[]
421
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:18,757
[]
422
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:23,331
[]
423
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,697
Hey, T-Rex!
424
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,243
Over here!
425
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,468
Want some yummy Titanoboa?
426
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,907
It's working!
427
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:39,212
[growling and roaring]
428
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:42,776
[growling and roaring]
429
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,946
Thanks for helping me solve
dino experiment 511, Titanoboa.
430
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,157
You definitely were
a constrictor.
431
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,159
[hiss]
432
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,791
Weeeee!
433
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,756
Bye, T-Rex!
434
00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:00,769
[]
435
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,904
Mom, guess what?
436
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,266
Whoa.
437
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,705
Stuart, you're
holding the snake!
438
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,980
Uh huh.
439
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,279
Take the picture...
440
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,651
Take the picture.
441
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,179
Say "Titanoboa!"
442
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,883
[others]
Titanoboa!
443
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,515
[beep]
444
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,650
Aw, I think Lisa
will love this.
445
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,917
Aw, thanks.
446
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:23,955
Your mom's the best.
447
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,220
[chuckle]
448
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,258
- Bye.
- [chuckle]
449
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,864
- Hey, Mom...
- Yeah, hun?
450
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,655
- You really are the best.
- Aw, thanks, nugget.
451
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:34,828
Do you think maybe
WE can get a pet snake?
452
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,397
- Absolutely not.
- But mom! C'mon, mom!
453
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,837
- Nope! No way!
- They're so cute...
454
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:46,981
[continuous theme music]
455
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:06,971
[music continues]
456
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:20,882
[music continues]
457
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,853
[music ends]
458
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,019
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