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MALE REPORTER: AN ACCIDENT ON THE Q.E. WEST AT TRAFALGER HAS TRAFFIC...
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YOU GUYS ARE ON YOUR OWNFOR BREAKFAST.
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AND LUNCH,AND SUPPER.
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AND EVERY MEALAFTER THAT.
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WE COUNT ON YOU, EM.
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I COUNT ON YOU.
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AND WHAT A SUPER JOBI'M DOING.
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SPIKE:YOU ARE.
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LOOK, I GOTTA GOOR I'LL BE LATE
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GETTING JACKTO DAY CARE.
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SNAKE CALLED AGAIN.
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HOW NICE FOR HIM.
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I... AM... SO... FAT.
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DON'T EVEN TALKABOUT FAT,
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I'M THE FAT ONEIN THIS HOUSE.
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ALL THIS FAST FOOD,
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NO WONDER I'VE GAINEDALL THIS WEIGHT.
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TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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I HAVE A MEETING WITHBERNICE FEIN ON FRIDAY
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AND I CAN'T EVEN FIT INTO MY LUCKY JEANS.
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"DUMP THE LUMPS"BERNICE FEIN?
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AS IN THE AGENT FROM HELL?
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[SIGHS] IF SHE'S SATAN,
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THEN THAT EXPLAINS WHYSHE'S THE BEST AGENT IN TOWN.
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SHE CALLED BECAUSE SHE SAW MEIN THE KEVIN SMITH MOVIE,
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WANTS TO AUDITION ME AGAIN. [GRUNT OF EFFORT]
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CRISIS DOWN HERE!
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LOOK AROUND YOU.
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"CRISIS" IS ACTUALLYAN EPIDEMIC.
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MY THIGHS ARE AN EPIDEMIC.
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AND THEY'RE TAKING OVERTHE WORLD.
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WE ARE GOING TO TAKE CONTROL.
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I AM GOING TO TAKE CONTROL.
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? Whatever it takes
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? I know I can make it through
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? If I hold out
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? I know I can make it through
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? Be the best
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? Be the best I can
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? And I say to you
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? Whatever it takes
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? I know I can make it
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? I know I can make it
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? I know I can make it through
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MANNY.
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PIE CHARTS?
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WE'VE DONE PIE CHARTSEVERY YEAR
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SINCE GRADE FOUR.
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IT'S A CHORE WHEEL.
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MANNY: [SIGHS] OKAY, DOES IT HAVE LAUNDRY ON IT?
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BECAUSE I'M OUTOF UNDERWEAR
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AND THIS COMMANDO CHAFINGIS KILLING ME.
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NOT UP TO YOUR USUALSTANDARD.
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OKAY,MANNY YOU ARE ON LAUNDRY.
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I'M ON HOMEWORK
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AND EXERCISE
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AND GROCERY SHOPPING AND CLEANING
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AND MOM MANAGEMENT.
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THAT SHOULD BURNA FEW CALORIES.
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I SINCERELY HOPE SO.
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YOU'RE A STICK,AND YOU'RE INSANE.
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MOM! I'M HOME!
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MANNY: SHE'S WORKING LATE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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BABY PEDICURE?
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FATIS IN ONE CHIP?
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I BROUGHT YOU CELERY.
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CELERY HAS NEGATIVE CALORIES
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BECAUSE YOU BURN CALORIESWHILE YOU'RE CHEWING.
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AND THIS...
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I'M NOT EATING PAPER.
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NO MATTER HOW MANYCALORIES IT BURNS.
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IT'S A DIET DIARY.
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WE MARK DOWN EVERY MORSELTHAT GOES INTO OUR MOUTHS.
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GREAT.MORE HOMEWORK.
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DO YOU WANT TO GETTHIS AGENT?
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THINK OF IT AS FUN.
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THINK OF IT AS A CHALLENGE.
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[UNENTHUSIASTIC] WOO-HOO,LET THE FUN BEGIN.
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[BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVEPLAYING]
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? 'CAUSE YOU AIN'TSEEN NOTHIN YET ?
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? B-B-BABY, NO,YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN YET ?
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WITH A VOICE LIKE THAT?
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IT'S NO WONDER "THE ZITS"NEVER WENT ANYWHERE.
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DIANE AND SIMPSON:OHHH!
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I'VE HEARD HIM SINGIN THE SHOWER, SNAKE?
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AND THE POTSHOULD REALLY STOP
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CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.
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SAUCY...
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BUT A KEEPER.
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ALL RIGHT,
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LET'S KEEP THISPARTY GOING.
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I'VE GOT JUST THE NUMBER.
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IT'S A CLASSIC LITTLE DITTYI LIKE TO CALL
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"ROCK THE CASBAH".
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[GIGGLES][ENGLISH ACCENT]OY! KICK IT, MATE!
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["SOMETIMES WHEN WE TOUCH"PLAYS]
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WHAT?
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I DIDN'T...
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THAT'S "SOMETIMESWHEN WE TOUCH".
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[SOFT CHUCKLE]
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ABORT! ABORT!
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HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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IT'S OUR SONG.
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STUPID MACHINE.
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SORRY SNAKE, UH...
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BUTTONS GET MIXED UPSOMETIMES.
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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IT'S JUST THAT UH...
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I MISS HER SO BAD,YOU KNOW?
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I MISS MY FAMILY.
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TOTAL CALORIES: 110.
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TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 2.
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TOTAL FLAVOUR: ZERO.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSEDTO DO MATH
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WHEN I'M STARVING?
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I THINK MY STOMACH'SDIGESTING ITSELF.
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BUT WE ARE NOTFEELING HUNGRY,
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WE ARE FEELING LIGHT.
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AS IN L-I-T-E?
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OKAY, YOU NEEDTO JOG ONE MILE
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AT SIX MILES AN HOUR
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TO BURN OFF110 CALORIES.
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OKAY, I'M GOINGTO GET A DIET POP
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AND PRETENDIT'S A MILKSHAKE.
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PAIGE:OW!
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UH... TWIGS AND BERRIES?
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YOU GIRLS PRACTICINGTO BE ON SURVIVOR?
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IT'S CALLED A DIET.
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MM... TOTALLY WISHINGI HAD YOUR WILLPOWER.
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WHEN BATHING SUIT SEASONCOMES AROUND,
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PREPARE TO BE HATEDBY A JEALOUS ME.
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SUDDENLY I'M STUFFED.
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[LAUGHS] WHEN ARE WERUNNING THAT MILE?
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OR FIVE? [LAUGHS]
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EMMA AND MANNY:[LAUGHING]
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BOTH:[PANTING]
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[LAUGHING]
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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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NOTHING.I JUST FEEL ALL... FLOATY.
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[LAUGHING]
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ME TOO.IS THAT GOOD?
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SOMEONE WANNA TELL METHE PUNCHLINE?
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SEE YOU INSIDE.
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WHOA! EMMA.
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YOU OKAY?
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YOU GOT THE NEWBORNCOLT LEGS THING GOING.
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WE'RE TRAININGFOR CROSS-COUNTRY.
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OH, WOW!
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THAT'S-THAT'S GREAT,I HAD NO IDEA.
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YEAH. THE THINGS YOU MISSWHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR FAMILY.
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SO HOW'RE THINGSAT JOEY'S?
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GOOD. OKAY.
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NOT TOO BAD.
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TERRIBLE, ACTUALLY.
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[EXHALES]I MISS YOU GUYS.
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HAVE YOU TRIEDTELLING MOM THAT?
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I WOULDBUT THAT WOULD INVOLVE
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HER ACTUALLY RETURNINGMY PHONE CALLS.
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SO WHY DON'T YOU TELL HERIN PERSON?
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COME OVER TONIGHT.
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THINK YOUR MOMWOULD LIKE THAT?
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MAYBE IF YOU MADE US DINNERLIKE YOU USED TO?
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EMMA!
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YOU ARE A GENIUS!
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NOW THIS I COULDGET USED TO.
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WHAT'S THE AH...WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
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YOU HAVE A SURPRISE GUESTFOR DINNER.
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A GUEST CHEF ACTUALLY.
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SNAKE.
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EMMA?TELL ME YOU DIDN'T.
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WHAT, I THOUGHTYOU MIGHT LIKE
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A NICE HOME-COOKED MEAL,FOR ONCE.
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[KNOCK AT THE DOOR]I'LL GET IT!
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SIMPSON:DUNH-NA-NA-NAH!
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ONE ORDEROF VEGGIE MOUSSAKA.
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EMMA'S OOEY-GOOEYFAVOURITE.
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ACTUALLY UM,
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MANNY AND I ARE GONNA GOFOR A WALK.
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NO, GIRLS,
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STAY.
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WHY DON'T YOU TWOSET THE TABLE.
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[SNIFFS]OH MY GOD, RICOTTA!
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CREAM AND BUTTERAND EVERYTHING ELSE
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THAT I SEE IN MY DREAMS.
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WE HAVEN'T STARVEDFOR TWO DAYS
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JUST TO RUIN IT IN10 MINUTES OF GLUTTONY.
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SO WHAT DO WE DO?
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WE SIT AT THE TABLEWITH MOM AND ARCHIE
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AND TRY TO MAKE THEM HAPPY.
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AND THE FOOD WE JUST PUSHAROUND YOUR PLATES.
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[WATER DRIPS]
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KITCHEN FAUCET'SSTILL LEAKING, HUH?
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I SHOULD GET MY WRENCHAND UH...
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IT'S FINE,ARCHIE.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WATERYOU'RE WASTING?
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MY WRENCH IS DOWNSTAIRS-
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JUST LEAVE IT!PLEASE.
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THIS MOUSSAKAIS AMAZING.
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EMMA, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUTOUCH YOURS.
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EMMA: SURE I HAVE.
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YOUR COOKING IS SOMETHINGWE'VE REALLY MISSED AROUND HERE.
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SIMPSON: WELL, I MISS COOKING FOR YOU GUYS.
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I MISS A LOT OF THINGS.
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SITTING HERE AT THIS TABLE,
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I REALIZE THAT THIS IS WHERE I BELONG,
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AND I NEVER SHOULD'VE LEFT.
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YOU DIDN'T LEAVE,SNAKE.
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I KICKED YOU OUT.
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REMEMBER?
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IT'S BEEN LONG ENOUGH, SPIKE.AND I...
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I THINK I'VE LEARNEDMY LESSON.
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I'M READY TO COME HOME.
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OH, AND THAT'SYOUR DECISION TO MAKE?
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NO, IT'S OUR DECISIONBUT YES, I HAVE A SAY IN IT.
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YOU HAD YOUR SAY
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AND IT INVOLVEDANOTHER WOMAN!
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GIRLS...
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I THINK YOU NEEDTO GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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SIMPSON: SPIKE, I CAME OVER HERE WITH A PEACE OFFERING
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AND THIS IS WHAT I GET.
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SPIKE: YOU THINK A PAN OF MOUSSAKA
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IS GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER?!
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SIMPSON: NO, I DON'T!
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I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD TRY TO BE CIVILIZED-
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FIGHTING.ONLY FIGHTING.
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FIGHTING'S A START,RIGHT?
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IT'S BETTER THANNOT TALKING AT ALL.
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I GUESS.I JUST WISH I KNEW
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HOW IT WAS GONNATURN OUT.
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I HATE NOT KNOWINGWHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
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[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
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I'LL TELL YOUWHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
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I AM GOING TO EXPLODE
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FROM ALL THAT OOEY-GOOEYMOUSSAKEEY.
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I WISH I WOULD EXPLODE.
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WE COULD TRY AND RUN IT OFF.
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IT'LL ONLY TAKEOH, SIX HOURS.
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IF I MOVE,I'LL BARF.
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IT CAN'T BE HEALTHYTO BE THIS FULL.
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WE COULD GET RID OF IT.
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LIKE HOW, PUKING?
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ISN'T THAT KINDOF EXTREME?
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DESPERATE TIMESCALL FOR DESPERATE PURGING.
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MANNY; IT'S NOT CALLED PURGING,
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IT'S CALLED BULIMIA.
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DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC.
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THESE ARE SPECIALCIRCUMSTANCES.
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YOU'LL FEEL BETTER, MANNY.COME ON.
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COME ON.
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[ANXIOUS SIGH]
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NOW FOR THE MOMENTOF TRUTH.
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MANNY: COULD I GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST?
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THAT'S GOTTA BE HALF A POUND.
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[GASPS]
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EM, I LOST THREE POUNDS!
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THREE POUNDSIN FOUR DAYS!
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[CHUCKLING]
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I LOST THREE,THREE, THRE-
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FOUR... POUNDS.
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I LOST FOUR POUNDS?!
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EM, YOU ARE OFFICIALLYMY LIFESTYLE GURU.
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LIKE BOB ON OPRAH!
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OKAY, SO IF WE RESTRAINOURSELVES TODAY
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AND WORK OUT AFTER SCHOOL,
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WE MIGHT BE UP TO FIVE POUNDSBY TOMORROW.
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AH, NO-NO-NO.
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THERE'S A BUTTER TARTIN THE CAF
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WITH MY NAME ON IT.
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MANNY, NO.
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IF WE'RE HAPPYWITH LESS THAN OUR GOAL,
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WE'RE ONLY DISAPPOINTINGOURSELVES.
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YOU'VE GOT AN AGENTTO IMPRESS.
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THIS IS SERIOUS.
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OKAY, BOB.
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JOEY: OKAY, I GOT IT.
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CHANGE HER OIL.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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YOU REALLY THINK DOINGAN OIL CHANGE ON SPIKE'S CAR
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IS GOING TO WINHER BACK?
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SNAKE, I'M SPIT-BALLINGHERE, OKAY?
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WORK WITH ME,BUDDY.
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OKAY UH...
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THE ROOF'S A MESS.
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I COULD HELP REDO IT.
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YES! AND YOU CAN GETALL HOT AND SWEATY
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WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT.
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CHICKS DIG THAT!
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SEXY SNAKE!
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SNAKE THE SEXY ROOFER!I LIKE IT!
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DIANE: [EXASPERATED GASP] COME ON!
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WOMEN DON'T WANT AN EPISODEOF "THIS OLD HOUSE".
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THEY WANT A LITTLE ROMANCE.
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THEY WANT TO KNOW THEY'RE SPECIAL.
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SPIKE IS SPECIAL TO YOU,RIGHT?
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SO PROVE IT.
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SHOW HER WHAT'SIN YOUR HEART.
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I DON'T KNOW THAT SPIKE'STHAT INTERESTED
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WHAT'S IN MY HEART,RIGHT NOW.
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DIANE: SHE WILL BE.
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TRUST ME.
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JUST REMIND HER WHYSHE FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU
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IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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WOO HER.
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PLEASE STOP SAYING MY NAME.
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[LOUD WHISPER]STOP!
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MANNY...
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[EXHALES]MANNY...
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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UM, A LITTLE KNOWN FACT
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IS THAT PEPPERONI SQUELCHESAUDITION STRESS.
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THAT'S A LIE.
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OKAY...
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I'M JUST PLAINNAKED HUNGRY!
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HUNGER IS A FEELING,MANNY.
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THIN IS A SKILL.
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DAMAGE CONTROL TIME.
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[LOCKER SLAMS]
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MANNY:NO!
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I'LL COVER FOR YOU.
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MY JEANS STILL FIT,GENERAL.
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MANNY, YOUR BODYIS A REFLECTION OF YOU.
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THE AGENT IS GOING TO SEETHAT YOU'RE UNDISCIPLINED.
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THE AGENT'S GOING TO SEETHAT I HAVE ENERGY
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AND ROSY CHEEKS,
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AND THAT I DON'THAVE PUKE BREATH.
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THIS IS SO"TYPICAL MANNY".
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GIVE UP WHEN THE GOINGGETS TOUGH.
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IT'S ONE SLICE OF PIZZA,EM!
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IT'S FAT AND STARCHAND GREASE.
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WHY NOT JUST POUR POISONDOWN YOUR THROAT?!
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[DRY CHUCKLE]OKAY.
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THERE IS JUST A LITTLETOO MUCH CRAZY IN HERE.
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[HARD THUD]
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GIRL: WHAT'S GOING ON?
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SOMEONE GET A TEACHER.
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HATZILAKOS: EMMA?
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CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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EMMA?!
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MAYBE YOU SHOULDJUST SIT STILL.
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NO, I'M JUST DIZZY,I THINK.
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I THINK IT'S THE FLUOR SOMETHING.
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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DID YOU EAT TODAY?
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YES!
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WHAT DID YOU EAT,EMMA?
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EMMA...
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IT'S OKAY,YOU CAN TALK TO ME.
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I'M HERE FOR YOU.
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THAT'S FUNNY.
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[EXHALES]
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[IRRITATED SIGH]
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THE GIRLS AT THE SALONTOLD ME YOU WERE ON BREAK.
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ARE YOU SELLING ROSESIN RESTAURANTS?
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WHAT'S WITHTHE PENGUIN SUIT?
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I WAS WEARING A T-SHIRTON OUR WEDDING DAY.
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AND I WANTED TO MAKE SUREI DID THIS RIGHT.
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SPIKE,YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING.
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AND IF YOU LET MECOME HOME
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I'LL BE WORTHY OF YOUTHIS TIME
362
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BECAUSE YOU DESERVEEVERYTHING.
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YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
364
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YOU HURT ME.
365
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I KNOW.
366
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NO.YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW.
367
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I LOVED YOUSINCE I WAS SIXTEEN.
368
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YOU WERE THE ONE GUY I THOUGHT WAS GOOD,
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THE ONE GUY I WAS SUREI COULD COUNT ON.
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COUNT ON ME NOW...
371
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BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
372
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BECAUSE I'LL NEVER GIVE UPUNTIL YOU TAKE ME BACK.
373
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[EXHALES]
374
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? YOU ASK ME IF I LOVE YOU
375
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? AND I CHOKE ON MY REPLY
376
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? I'D RATHER HURT YOU HONESTLY
377
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? THAN MISLEAD YOU WITH A LIE
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? AND SOMETIMES WHEN WE TOUCH
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? THE HONESTY'S TOO MUCH
380
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? AND I HAVE TO CLOSEMY EYES AND HIDE ?
381
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? I WANNA HOLD YOU-
382
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OKAY.TWO CONDITIONS.
383
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DONE.
384
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NO KISSING ANYONEBUT ME -
385
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EVER AGAIN!
386
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AND NO SINGINGEVER AGAIN.
387
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:01,133
[APPLAUSE]
388
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HOW'D THE AUDITION GO?
389
00:19:21,188 --> 00:19:23,604
SHE SAID I HAD "MOXIE".
390
00:19:23,604 --> 00:19:24,260
WHICH MEANS...?
391
00:19:24,294 --> 00:19:25,433
I HAVE AN AGENT!
392
00:19:26,641 --> 00:19:28,643
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
393
00:19:28,678 --> 00:19:31,612
AND I'M SO WORRIEDABOUT YOU.
394
00:19:31,612 --> 00:19:33,786
I HEARD YOU FAINTED.
395
00:19:33,821 --> 00:19:37,031
AND THESE DISMEMBEREDMODELS ARE DISTURBING.
396
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,170
IT'S INSPIRATION.
397
00:19:38,205 --> 00:19:39,896
FOR WHEN I WANT TO LOSEA POUND.
398
00:19:39,965 --> 00:19:42,830
OKAY, BUT YOU'VE LOST,LIKE, SEVEN.
399
00:19:42,864 --> 00:19:44,970
YOU'RE STARTINGTO SCARE ME.
400
00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:46,109
I'M GROSS, MANNY.
401
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,283
I LOOK DISGUSTING.
402
00:19:47,317 --> 00:19:48,870
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIMEYOU ATE?
403
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,701
A COUPLE DAYS AGO.
404
00:19:53,012 --> 00:19:54,566
I FEEL GOOD.
405
00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:55,981
BUT YOU LOOK SICK.
406
00:19:56,706 --> 00:19:58,777
AND THE WAY YOU'RE TALKING,YOU MIGHT BE SICK.
407
00:20:01,331 --> 00:20:05,991
OKAY. SNAKE'S BRINGING HISSPECIAL LASAGNA OVER TONIGHT.
408
00:20:07,613 --> 00:20:08,200
I'LL EAT SOME.
409
00:20:08,994 --> 00:20:10,616
HE'S COMING BACK?
410
00:20:11,134 --> 00:20:12,756
THAT'S THE JUICE.
411
00:20:12,825 --> 00:20:14,689
AND I'M ALL OVERTHAT LASAGNA.
412
00:20:16,243 --> 00:20:18,728
MAY THIS DIETREST IN PEACE.
413
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,249
MANNY: GOOD.
414
00:20:22,318 --> 00:20:24,216
BECAUSE I NEED YOU HEALTHY,EMMA.
415
00:20:24,251 --> 00:20:27,150
YOU'RE MORE THAN JUSTMY LIFESTYLE GURU, YOU KNOW.
416
00:20:33,363 --> 00:20:34,709
ALL:[LAUGHING]
417
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:36,849
HEY, EVERYONE, CHEERS.
418
00:20:36,849 --> 00:20:38,230
YOU ARE AN AMAZINGFAMILY.
419
00:20:38,265 --> 00:20:39,507
ALL:CHEERS!
420
00:20:40,819 --> 00:20:41,751
OOP!
421
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:43,028
OH W-W-W-WAIT!ACTUALLY,
422
00:20:43,062 --> 00:20:44,754
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
423
00:20:44,788 --> 00:20:45,893
ARE YOU GUYS GONNA FINALLYSTOP CALLING EACH OTHER
424
00:20:45,893 --> 00:20:46,859
BY YOUR HIGH SCHOOLNICKNAMES?
425
00:20:46,894 --> 00:20:47,929
MANNY:[CHUCKLES]
426
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NOT A BAD IDEA,BUT NO.
427
00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:50,898
UH, AS YOU ALL KNOW,
428
00:20:50,932 --> 00:20:52,624
I STILL HAVEA MOTORCYCLE FUND.
429
00:20:52,693 --> 00:20:54,039
WHICH I WOULD LIKE TO USE
430
00:20:54,039 --> 00:20:55,661
NOT TO BUYANOTHER MOTORCYCLE WITH,
431
00:20:55,696 --> 00:20:57,042
BUT TO TAKE US ALL
432
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TO THE SHOPPING CAPITALOF THE WORLD -
433
00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:00,839
NEW YORK CITY.
434
00:21:00,873 --> 00:21:02,668
NEW YORK?ARE YOU SURE?
435
00:21:02,703 --> 00:21:03,945
I'VE DONE ALL THE BORING,PRACTICAL MATH
436
00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:04,912
AND WE'RE GOING, BABY.
437
00:21:04,946 --> 00:21:06,016
SPIKE:ALL RIGHT!
438
00:21:06,085 --> 00:21:07,155
WAIT.WHO'S INCLUDED IN "WE"?
439
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,157
WELL UM, YOU ARE PARTOF THE NELSON-SIMPSON CLAN,
440
00:21:09,192 --> 00:21:10,297
ARE YOU NOT?
441
00:21:10,297 --> 00:21:12,126
I LOVE YOU!I LOVE YOU GUYS!
442
00:21:12,126 --> 00:21:14,266
HOW MANY EMPTY SUITCASESCAN I BRING?
443
00:21:14,301 --> 00:21:15,992
HEY, WHOA! HEY.
444
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:16,889
EMMA: OKAY, THIS IS- THIS IS BEYOND ANYTHING.
445
00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:18,650
IT ACTUALLY MIGHT BE ONEOF THOSE MOMENTS.
446
00:21:18,684 --> 00:21:19,961
SO I'M GONNA GET THE CAMERA.
447
00:21:19,996 --> 00:21:21,377
SIMPSON: OH YEAH! CHEERS GUYS!
448
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,792
SPIKE: CHEERS!
449
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:23,827
MANNY: CHEERS!
450
00:21:23,862 --> 00:21:25,795
SIMPSON: WOO HOO!
451
00:21:27,831 --> 00:21:27,866
[TOILET FLUSHES]
452
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