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Principal:
And we hope to have our overactive furnace repaired
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As soon as possible.
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Merry christmas,
ladies.
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Merry christmas.
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Melanie:
So how'd you do?
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I think okay.
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I'm glad
exams are over.
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Yeah.
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Christmas is
the best time of the year.
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Choir:
? ...A merry christmas and a happy new year. ?
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? now bring us
some figgy pudding ?
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? now bring us... ?
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Hi, yick.
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Merry christmas,
arthur.
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Gee, thanks.
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Hey, got you something, too.
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It's exactly what
you've always needed.
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When I saw it,
I knew it was perfect.
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It sure is big.
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Just because
it looks big
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Doesn't mean it is.
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Don't judge
a book by its cover.
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Was it expensive?
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When it's perfect,
money's no object.
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That means
it's expensive.
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Yick, christmas has nothing
to do with money.
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Easy for you to say--
you're rich!
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Why do you bug me
about being rich?
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It's true, ever since
you won that lottery.
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You don't have to remind me.
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I can say
what I want
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And I say you're rich.
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Come on, yick.
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You are rich.
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I won't give you
a present, then.
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Fine, I don't care
about your dumb present.
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? wake up in the morning,
feeling shy and lonely ?
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? gee, I got to go to school ?
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? I don't think I can make it,
don't think I can take it ?
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? I'm wondering
what I'm going to do ?
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? but when I look
around, I see ?
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? that someone is
smiling right at me ?
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? wait! ?
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? that someone's talking to me ?
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? hey! I've got a new friend. ?
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? everybody can succeed ?
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? all you need is to believe ?
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? be honest with yourself ?
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? forget your fears and doubts ?
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? come on, give us a try ?
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? at degrassi junior high. ?
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Woman:
Oh, this is just lovely.
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Oh, that's
a perfect touch.
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Just great!
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The best christmas
tree I've ever seen.
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Oh, and casey,
merry christmas!
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Where's the part
I ordered?
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I'm sorry,
I don't know.
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It's on back order--
that's the best we can do.
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Hey, louella, when will
the furnace be fixed?
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My fault the part
I requisitioned hasn't arrived?
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So it'll stay
this hot?
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Good guess, goofball.
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We've got to have
the weirdest janitor in history.
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She called
me goofball.
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It's okay, joey.
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We apologize for the problems
with the heating system.
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We're doing everything
we can and I'm confident...
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What's wrong
with your cousin?
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I don't know,
but I'm going to fix it.
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Come on, arthur.
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Where's your good mood?
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It's christmas.
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I was in a good mood,
till yick ruined it.
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He called me rich.
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You are rich.
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That's not the point--
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I hate being reminded
all the time.
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It's dumb to fight on the
last day before the holidays.
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He started it.
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Go away.
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Why do you keep
calling arthur rich?
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He is rich.
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You know it bugs him.
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So what?
Quit bugging me.
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Go away.
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Come on, arthur.
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It's supposed
to be the season of peace and goodwill.
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Can't you
at least talk to each other?
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Yeah, right.
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You've been
friends forever.
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Remember how you met?
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I'm showing him the ropes.
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How's it
going, arty?
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Uh, arthur,
it's arthur.
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No problem.
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Your class,
mr. Kobalewscuy.
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We'll see you maybe later.
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See you
around. Thanks, joey.
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Hey, guys, this is
definitely not my class.
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What a broomhead!
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Arthur:
Joey, let me out!
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I'm looking for
miss avery's class.
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Miss avery?
We're in the same room.
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Do you know where it is?
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No, but it's got
to be somewhere.
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Maybe we can look
for it together.
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Come on.
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That was a long time ago,
and besides, he's changed.
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I'm not the one
that's changed.
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But you've been
friends ever since you came to degrassi.
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Swamp sex robots!
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This is pornography!
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You want to see this,
don't you?
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Yeah.
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It's so hot
it'll fry your eyeballs.
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I'll call to tell you
when my mom leaves.
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Can others come watch?
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Sure.
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I wonder what swamp
sex robots do exactly.
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I don't know,
but we'll find out.
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All right!
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See you.
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Don't watch it till
I come back tonight.
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Okay, bye.
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Hey, yick.
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Hey, arthur.
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Hey, arthur.
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Hey, hey!
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Hey!
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Dorothy:
You've been friends too long to stop over something dumb.
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If he apologizes,
I might talk to him
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But he has to apologize.
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I'm not apologizing.
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Fine then, neither am I.
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Fine.
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Have a merry christmas.
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Kathleen:
What do you do at christmas?
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Maya:
Jews don't have christmas; we celebrate hanukkah.
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What happens
at hanukkah?
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Thank goodness that
exam is finally over.
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Don't worry,
you'll do fine.
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You got the best
mark last year.
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I could study then.
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A baby couldn't take up
that much time.
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You have to pay attention
every minute.
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She sounds like a monster.
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She seems like
one sometimes.
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I don't know if I'll
pass any of my exams.
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My marks are way down.
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I might flunk.
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You'll do fine.
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Don't worry.
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No way, miss
straight-a nelson.
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Will christine nelson please
report to mr. Lawrence's office?
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That's me.
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Bye.
See you.
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Good luck.
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Hey spike, how's emma?
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Fine.
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She won't let me see her.
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Forget about
the baby.
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Why? She's mine.
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Don't worry
about her.
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She's half mine.
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Shane:
Spike won't let me see emma.
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I don't know--
she just won't.
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Come on, yick.
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What about the times
he's helped you?
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Him, help me?
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What times?
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What about when he lent
you stephanie's papers?
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Raditch:
Mr. Yick yu, who else?
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Listen, mr. Yu,
the disorganized.
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Your work is...
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How can I explain
this to you?
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There's ten seconds left.
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You're down by 50 points,
and you don't care.
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Kindly pay attention.
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Next week I would like to see
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Clear essays.
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He picks on me.
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He thinks I'm stupid
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Always gives me
the same crummy marks
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Doesn't even
read my stuff.
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Sure he does.
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No, I could hand
in einstein's paper
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I'd get a "d" or "f."
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What if we did
an experiment?
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What sort of an experiment?
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You could copy a paper from
raditch's class last year
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And we'd know
if he marked you harder.
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Where will you get it?
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Stephanie.
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It won't make a difference.
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He'll give me
a bad mark anyway.
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It's worth a try.
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Cheers.
Cheers.
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Hi.
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Do you have it?
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All right, a "b-plus"!
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Raditch:
And finally, mr. Yu, the disorganized.
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An "a"--
an "a-minus", true
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But an "a" nonetheless.
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Congratulations, yick,
real improvement.
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Yick:
Yeah, he was a big help--I got in trouble.
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This proves
he's an unfair marker.
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The marks should
be the same.
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He was so impressed
I could do anything.
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He gave me
too good a mark.
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Maybe you should
talk to him about this.
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00:10:02,634 --> 00:10:06,070
No way-- I still
need stephanie's papers.
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I was particularly
interested in yours, mr. Yu.
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Yes, I was quite
taken by what you wrote.
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It was clear, lucid--
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Yes, I was impressed.
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Not as impressed
as I was last year
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When I first
read this paper.
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How did you get
stephanie kaye's paper?
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I'm waiting, mr. Yu.
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I gave it to him, sir.
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I want a paper
from both of you
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On why you did this
and why it was wrong.
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You'll write it tonight
during detention.
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Am I understood?
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So? You were cheating
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00:10:51,683 --> 00:10:54,751
And remember what happened
after we got caught?
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This is so unfair--
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Missing basketball
practice.
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We did cheat.
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00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:04,762
Whose side are you on?
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See if I help you
practice basketball again.
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00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,633
At least I'm trying to play.
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00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:11,969
You're not trying,
you're cheating.
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00:11:12,003 --> 00:11:14,572
You're using mr. Raditch
as an excuse.
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I think it's
a good paper, yick.
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For real this time.
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An "a" paper.
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Thanks to me
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You got the first
good mark you ever had.
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00:11:38,797 --> 00:11:40,598
What should
we get mom?
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00:11:40,632 --> 00:11:42,333
I have no idea.
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00:11:42,367 --> 00:11:45,436
Spike's been
gone a long time.
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You don't think she flunked?
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00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:49,674
No.
I hope not.
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She worked
so hard.
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It wouldn't be fair.
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00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:55,913
There she is!
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00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,081
Look what
she's got!
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00:11:57,115 --> 00:11:58,215
It's emma!
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00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:06,123
What's emma doing here?
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00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:09,893
The girl that minds her--
her dad got in an accident.
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00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:11,662
He's okay...
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00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:14,731
Spike's baby!
I've got to see her.
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00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:16,967
Me, too.
Me, too.
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00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,035
And you?
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00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,471
No.
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This is her first
christmas ever!
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00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:43,828
Spike:
We were once this tiny.
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Monster.
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She's not
a little monster.
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I can't imagine
her giving you a hard time.
263
00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:52,836
Girl:
She's so adorable.
264
00:12:52,871 --> 00:12:56,674
Erica:
She looks a lot like you, spike.
265
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:59,242
Joey:
Where can I get one?
266
00:13:00,512 --> 00:13:03,380
Principal:
We're doing everything we can.
267
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:07,918
I'm confident the temperature
will return to normal very soon.
268
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,987
I help you
more than you help me.
269
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,555
When?
270
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,891
I taught you
to play basketball.
271
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,660
I didn't make the team.
272
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:18,295
What about when you
had those dreams?
273
00:13:19,697 --> 00:13:21,532
What dreams?
274
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,801
Uh, never mind.
275
00:13:23,835 --> 00:13:27,304
If not for me,
you'd have a complex.
276
00:13:32,577 --> 00:13:36,713
Attendance is
highly recommended.
277
00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:39,717
Hi, arthur--
been looking for you.
278
00:13:39,751 --> 00:13:41,185
I was here.
279
00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:42,519
What's with the book?
280
00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:44,922
Uh, nothing.
281
00:13:44,956 --> 00:13:47,924
What's with you?
You've been acting weird.
282
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,927
Sit down.
283
00:13:52,564 --> 00:13:55,699
I've been having
weird dreams lately.
284
00:13:55,733 --> 00:13:58,069
So?
285
00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:00,004
I mean really weird.
286
00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:04,775
Kind of where you wake up
and you sort of... Leak.
287
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:06,277
Oh, you mean
a wet dream.
288
00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:07,812
Shh!
289
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,614
Lots of people
get them.
290
00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:12,516
Once a week?
291
00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:14,451
Once a week?
292
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:17,187
Maybe I'm becoming
a sex maniac.
293
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,692
No!
294
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:29,199
Maybe all those
wet dreams are normal.
295
00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:31,101
Shh!
296
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:33,571
I wish I could talk to somebody.
297
00:14:33,605 --> 00:14:35,239
What about your dad?
298
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,876
No, he'll think I'm a pervert.
299
00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:43,981
I don't want to call
dr. Sally tonight.
300
00:14:44,015 --> 00:14:45,449
She's only on
once a week.
301
00:14:45,483 --> 00:14:47,350
Next week.
302
00:14:47,385 --> 00:14:49,119
Don't be so chicken.
303
00:14:49,153 --> 00:14:51,154
This is your
big chance.
304
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:53,824
You ask.
305
00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:55,158
No way.
306
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:58,628
What if somebody
recognizes my voice?
307
00:14:58,663 --> 00:15:00,497
Who'll
recognize it?
308
00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:01,766
Melanie.
309
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,667
Hi, this is
the sex show.
310
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,336
I'm on!
311
00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:08,339
Hello?
Do you have a question?
312
00:15:08,373 --> 00:15:11,641
My friend gets a lot of wet
dreams-- is he a pervert?
313
00:15:12,577 --> 00:15:13,911
I'm not a pervert.
314
00:15:13,945 --> 00:15:15,412
You're a chicken.
315
00:15:15,446 --> 00:15:17,114
You're a broomhead!
316
00:15:17,148 --> 00:15:18,616
I'm a broomhead?
317
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:22,285
Wet dreams are very common
for young guys.
318
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,755
It's one of the first
indications of puberty.
319
00:15:24,789 --> 00:15:27,458
Your friend is perfectly okay.
320
00:15:27,492 --> 00:15:31,629
He's not a pervert
or an animal out of control.
321
00:15:31,663 --> 00:15:37,001
Wet dreams are the body's way
of relieving sexual tension...
322
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:41,839
I would've called her
without you.
323
00:15:41,873 --> 00:15:44,841
But what were
the dreams about?
324
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:46,877
Uh, it's not important.
325
00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:50,714
Well, I helped you get
a date with melanie.
326
00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:53,484
Hi, arthur.
327
00:15:53,518 --> 00:15:54,918
Hi, melanie.
328
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:55,952
Hi.
329
00:15:58,189 --> 00:16:00,023
You like melanie?
330
00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:02,593
Yeah, sort of--
I'd like to ask her out.
331
00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,929
So ask her.
332
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:07,197
I can't--
she might say no.
333
00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:09,967
She might say yes--
you've got to try.
334
00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:11,902
See you after
band practice.
335
00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:13,070
Bye.
336
00:16:16,674 --> 00:16:17,675
Thanks, arthur.
337
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:19,109
Hi, yick.
338
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,544
Um...
339
00:16:20,578 --> 00:16:21,811
Why didn't you ask?
340
00:16:21,846 --> 00:16:22,880
I couldn't.
341
00:16:22,914 --> 00:16:26,517
It looks like you need
some serious help...
342
00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:27,851
From me.
343
00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:29,387
How will this work?
344
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:31,454
It'll put her
in the mood.
345
00:16:31,489 --> 00:16:34,325
She can't say no
after a compliment.
346
00:16:34,359 --> 00:16:35,826
You're the expert.
347
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,261
One more practice.
348
00:16:37,295 --> 00:16:39,229
Your eyes are so blue.
349
00:16:39,263 --> 00:16:42,199
They remind me
of swimming pools.
350
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:48,338
I wouldn't
worry about it.
351
00:16:48,372 --> 00:16:51,608
Those things haven't
been right yet.
352
00:16:51,642 --> 00:16:53,010
Hi, melanie.
353
00:16:53,044 --> 00:16:54,678
Hi, yick.
354
00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:58,616
Your eyes are as blue
as "pimming swools."
355
00:16:58,650 --> 00:16:59,616
I mean, um...
356
00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:00,618
"pimming swools?"
357
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:03,220
What?
358
00:17:05,957 --> 00:17:08,159
What are "pimming swools"?
359
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,360
"pimming swools?"
360
00:17:10,394 --> 00:17:12,796
What was
that all about?
361
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:15,232
Broomhead!
362
00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:17,535
You call that help?
363
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:21,571
She didn't go out with me
till I stopped listening to you.
364
00:17:21,606 --> 00:17:25,342
And our thought for
the holidays is goodwill.
365
00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:27,344
She's so cute!
366
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:35,319
You know,
like the ads on tv
367
00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:38,856
And a ten-speed and
a radio-control car.
368
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:42,392
There's more to
christmas than presents.
369
00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:44,661
Look at that!
370
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,563
Well, they are
the best part.
371
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:49,099
The best part is
seeing my grandparents.
372
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,604
There's wheels.
373
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:55,405
Poor guy--
374
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,842
His first christmas
since his parents died.
375
00:17:58,876 --> 00:18:00,610
Let's go talk to him.
376
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,481
Hey, wheels!
377
00:18:04,515 --> 00:18:05,516
Merry christmas!
378
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:06,617
Listen...
379
00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:09,819
You can come over
for christmas dinner.
380
00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:12,890
I'm having dinner
with my grandparents.
381
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:14,358
They're invited, too.
382
00:18:15,893 --> 00:18:17,627
My grandpa's kind of old.
383
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:19,696
So?
384
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:24,368
So... He kind of drools
when he eats.
385
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:29,940
It's christmas-- anyone
can drool if they want.
386
00:18:30,942 --> 00:18:33,010
My mom's making
ceppi di natale.
387
00:18:33,044 --> 00:18:34,611
It's italian.
388
00:18:34,645 --> 00:18:36,613
I'd go for it.
389
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,716
Okay, I'll ask my grandma.
390
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,517
All right!
391
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,553
Did you see spike's kid?
392
00:18:42,587 --> 00:18:44,688
I saw it--
where's shane?
393
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:48,058
Right there, but he
won't go up to her.
394
00:18:58,269 --> 00:19:00,871
Hi, emma.
395
00:19:00,905 --> 00:19:03,773
Can I hold her?
396
00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:05,209
No.
397
00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:08,044
I've been helping
support her
398
00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:12,149
And I've been giving
you half my allowance.
399
00:19:12,183 --> 00:19:13,884
Please?
400
00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:15,986
It's christmas.
401
00:19:17,088 --> 00:19:17,988
Go on.
402
00:19:18,022 --> 00:19:20,924
It can't hurt.
403
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:23,560
Okay, but only
for a bit.
404
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:40,678
Hi, emma.
405
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:42,979
It's daddy.
406
00:19:53,858 --> 00:19:56,192
That was nice.
407
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:57,927
That was beautiful.
408
00:19:57,962 --> 00:20:00,030
They look good
together.
409
00:20:00,064 --> 00:20:01,364
Yeah, they do.
410
00:20:07,805 --> 00:20:09,373
You broke my vase.
411
00:20:09,407 --> 00:20:11,108
It wasn't valuable.
412
00:20:11,142 --> 00:20:14,144
So you still broke it.
413
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:18,148
You lied, and it was thanks
to me your speech was good.
414
00:20:20,718 --> 00:20:22,285
Let's play
basketball.
415
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,055
I have to do research
for my project.
416
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:29,359
Research? Isn't it supposed
to be about your family?
417
00:20:29,393 --> 00:20:34,398
I can't write about being poor
and living with relatives.
418
00:20:34,432 --> 00:20:37,267
Tell them about
before you got here.
419
00:20:37,301 --> 00:20:39,236
Who cares about refugees?
420
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:41,572
I need something interesting.
421
00:20:47,678 --> 00:20:48,979
That's it!
422
00:20:52,717 --> 00:20:56,420
It's been in my family
for thousands of years.
423
00:20:56,454 --> 00:20:57,988
It's very valuable.
424
00:20:58,022 --> 00:21:00,491
What dynasty it?
425
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:03,493
Oh, ming or manchu,
I don't know.
426
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,696
Both maybe.
427
00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:07,798
My father knows
an antique dealer
428
00:21:07,832 --> 00:21:09,700
Who could appraise it.
429
00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:11,769
Maybe later.
430
00:21:27,118 --> 00:21:28,719
Oh, no!
431
00:21:28,753 --> 00:21:34,324
Tv announcer:
...Concludes our programming for today-- good night.
432
00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:39,530
Or return them directly
to alex yanko...
433
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:43,267
So where's my vase?
434
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:44,868
Um...
435
00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:48,338
Come on, today's
my speech, I need it.
436
00:21:53,511 --> 00:21:55,212
You've wrecked it!
437
00:21:55,246 --> 00:21:57,547
It was an accident--
I'm sorry.
438
00:21:57,582 --> 00:21:58,882
I'll pay for it.
439
00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:01,385
Now I don't have
anything to show.
440
00:22:01,419 --> 00:22:03,787
Just tell them how you
and your family got here.
441
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,722
Who cares about boat people?
442
00:22:05,756 --> 00:22:07,791
But it's a great story
443
00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:10,828
And it really
happened.
444
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:13,830
We were at sea
for more than a month.
445
00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:15,665
We had little to eat.
446
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,268
We finally got to a safe port.
447
00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:21,404
We escaped with
only our clothes.
448
00:22:21,439 --> 00:22:25,676
That's why I don't
have anything to show.
449
00:22:30,614 --> 00:22:32,382
Thank you, yick.
450
00:22:32,416 --> 00:22:35,219
That was truly excellent.
451
00:22:35,253 --> 00:22:38,855
On that note,
class is dismissed.
452
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:41,457
That was amazing!
453
00:22:41,492 --> 00:22:44,294
It was your dumb idea
to play mr. Fix-it.
454
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:45,963
I was trying to help.
455
00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:47,530
You call that help?
456
00:22:47,565 --> 00:22:49,032
You're a broomhead.
457
00:22:49,066 --> 00:22:50,234
You're a liar.
458
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:51,368
Don't call me liar.
459
00:22:51,402 --> 00:22:53,470
That's what you are-- liar!
460
00:22:53,504 --> 00:22:55,472
Liar!
Broomhead!
461
00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,307
What's wrong
with you guys?
462
00:22:57,342 --> 00:23:00,009
It's the season of
peace and goodwill
463
00:23:00,044 --> 00:23:02,512
And you're acting
like scrooges.
464
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:05,415
Look at all the stuff
you've done together.
465
00:23:05,449 --> 00:23:07,651
Look at all
the fun you've had.
466
00:23:07,685 --> 00:23:10,387
You even bought
each other presents.
467
00:23:10,421 --> 00:23:12,889
If you want to
ruin everything
468
00:23:12,923 --> 00:23:17,394
Over something really dumb,
you're both broomheads.
469
00:23:22,199 --> 00:23:24,267
I can't take much
more of this heat.
470
00:23:24,301 --> 00:23:25,302
I'm burning up.
471
00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:30,507
There's louella.
472
00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:33,843
Find out when
the furnace will be fixed.
473
00:23:33,878 --> 00:23:35,812
Hey, louella.
474
00:23:37,181 --> 00:23:39,015
Did you fix
the furnace?
475
00:23:39,049 --> 00:23:40,750
It's fixed-- for now.
476
00:23:40,784 --> 00:23:42,319
All right!
477
00:23:42,353 --> 00:23:44,821
Hey, guys, louella
fixed the furnace.
478
00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:51,762
Not bad for a woman.
479
00:23:55,599 --> 00:23:57,166
Goofball.
480
00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:13,684
I think dorothy's right.
481
00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:15,485
This is dumb.
482
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,355
Yeah, it is.
483
00:24:18,389 --> 00:24:21,325
I'd still like you to have this.
484
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,694
Thanks-- I'd still
like you to have this.
485
00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:27,664
Can I open it now?
486
00:24:27,698 --> 00:24:29,332
Sure-- I'll open mine.
487
00:24:29,366 --> 00:24:31,234
I only spent a little--
488
00:24:31,268 --> 00:24:33,303
All I could afford.
489
00:24:33,337 --> 00:24:35,806
It's embarrassing
sometimes being poor.
490
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,142
Yick, who cares
how much you spent?
491
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:42,212
Everyone knows
it's the thought that counts.
492
00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:48,117
All right, a calculator!
493
00:24:48,152 --> 00:24:49,886
For counting your money.
494
00:24:55,226 --> 00:24:56,193
This is it?
495
00:24:56,227 --> 00:24:57,761
Fooled you.
496
00:24:57,795 --> 00:25:01,398
My family tries to make it
so you can't guess what it is.
497
00:25:01,432 --> 00:25:04,101
I still don't know.
498
00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:08,004
It's a strap...
For holding up your glasses.
499
00:25:08,038 --> 00:25:09,473
Choir:
? we wish you a merry christmas ?
500
00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:12,041
? we wish you
a merry christmas... ?
501
00:25:12,076 --> 00:25:15,878
So you don't have
to push them up all the time.
502
00:25:15,913 --> 00:25:18,448
What did this cost,
three bucks?
503
00:25:18,482 --> 00:25:20,050
So?
504
00:25:20,084 --> 00:25:22,452
I spent $14.95 on yours.
505
00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:24,388
It's the thought
that counts, right?
506
00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:27,056
Yeah, right.
507
00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:33,963
Merry christmas,
arthur.
508
00:25:33,997 --> 00:25:36,466
Happy holidays,
broomhead.
509
00:25:36,516 --> 00:25:41,066
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