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Uhp. Sorry.
That's my e-mail notification.
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Ooh! Looks like it's official.
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You're looking at the newest member
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of an exclusive little club known as...
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Scientology.
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- You became a Scientologist?
- It wasn't easy.
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They did everything they
could to discourage me.
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Wow. Just think.
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You might get to go to
Kirstie Alley's funeral!
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What's wrong?
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He's dead!
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- Jeff?
- No!
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Tom Green!
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I just saw on Twitter, and he...
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Oh, Gaww-hoddddd!
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This is ridiculous.
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I'll have to call in sick for work.
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What?! Was he your ride or something?
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Babe! Good news!
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Turns out it was just one
of his hilarious pranks!
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Well, now I feel like a fool!
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I won't be able to go to work all week!
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Where did I go wrong, Klaus?
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How did Hayley end up as soft
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as my prized Toronto
Raptors micro fleece throw?
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And what will become of her
if she doesn't toughen up?
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It's time for me to go...
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on one of my famous drives.
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Oh. Look who just got a 30% off coupon
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for all sectionals at wayfair.com.
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Scientology's already working its magic.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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How did Hayley become so weak?
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Did I fail her as a father?
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Will she be able to take care
of herself when I'm gone?
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How can I make her tough?
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Ugh!
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- _
- I can't think with all this racket!
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I need to go deeper
into the countryside.
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No more distractions.
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At last, my head is clear.
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Lost your way, city slicker?
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Are you a good hillbilly
or a bad hillbilly?
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I'm a farmer. And this here's my farm.
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Don't worry.
We'll get ya unstuck right quick.
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Mother. Dan-boy.
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Birthin' the sow'll have to wait.
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We got a man here needs our help.
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Well, let's git to it, then.
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Strong.
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Gah!
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Resilient.
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Raaaah!
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Unh! Unh! Unh! Ugh!
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Toughness.
The very yin to weakness' yang.
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How did you come to be
so strong, so resilient?
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Well, I reckon farm life
just makes ya Farm Tough.
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Farm Tough.
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Here. At least let me Venmo
you a little barn-dance money
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to thank you for your trouble.
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We don't go in much for
electronic doodads and gewgaws.
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Keep things a mite simpler
out here on the farm.
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Thick as rhino skin.
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Dan-boy, if it's not
too forward of me, may I...
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have one of your calluses?
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You got a flapper here.
I could just give it a little twist.
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- I'd prefer you didn't.
- I've already got it.
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Came right off. Damn.
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I bet I could use this
thing as a guitar pick!
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Callus, callus, show me true.
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Why is Hayley not tough, too?
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Hmm. Not showing me a vision.
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Guess I'll just go take a look myself.
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Of course! Look at them
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with all their electronic
doodads and gewgaws!
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No wonder Hayley's as soft as my prized
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Merino wool Charlotte Hornets beanie.
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There's the vision!
Callus, I could kiss you!
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Stan, what are you doing?
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Nothing!
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I call this Smith
family meeting to order.
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Hmm. Bread's fresher than usual.
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Now, there's no easy way
to say this, so here goes.
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This family is soft. Especially Hayley.
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Actually, that was pretty easy.
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- What?
- Well, no more.
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Ugh! You've still got that thing?
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It's time,
through hard work and simple living,
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for the Smith family
to become... Farm Tough.
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Oop. Dropped my callus
in the baked ziti.
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Everybody just be aware.
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Anyway, I say
we leave our city lives behind
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and move to a farm!
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Oh, yeah! I'm gonna be the
toughest little farm boy ever!
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Playing with horsies
and moo-moos all day.
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Mee-ow!
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And my first celebrity crush
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was that old farmer in that painting...
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holding that big-ass pitchfork.
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A simple farm life, you say?
Oh, man, I just don't know.
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I think it would be good for us.
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I guess I'm open to being convinced,
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but I'm really on the fence here.
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- Let's have a vote.
- Okay, but I'm still undecided.
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All in favor?
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Damn it, Hayley!
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Per Smith family bylaws,
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all family votes must be unanimous.
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We know, Kevin!
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Look, I do like the idea
of living more sustainably,
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but we don't need to move to a farm.
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Hey, why don't we try
urban homesteading?
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That's when people in
cities do small-scale
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farming in their backyards.
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Fine. All in favor?
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I just swallowed the callus.
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Okay, so, farming.
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Um, we're probably gonna need
some dirt, right?
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Should we... buy it? Or make it?
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That's great, sweetie.
Let me just scooch ya over here a bit.
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You're right in the
path of the bulldozer.
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Thanks, Dad. And...
In the what of the what, now?
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To get Farm Tough,
we're gonna need more room to farm.
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Come on!
I got overalls for everyone out back!
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Whoa! You guys!
Come check out this huge pile of worms!
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Okay. See ya at the overalls!
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Dad, this is not what we agreed to!
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Sure it is.
This was your idea, Hayley...
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Urban homesteading,
farming right in the heart of the city.
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Small-scale farming!
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Well, if it's small-scale
that gets your engine revving,
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you're gonna love our
new tiny farmhouse.
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Come on, everybody.
I'll give you the tour.
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How are we gonna sleep?
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Not on a stack of 20 downy
mattresses, princess.
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For the last time,
I didn't say, "I felt a pea."
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I said my mattress "smelled like pee."
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- I peed the bed.
- Anyway, I'll show you
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how you'll sleep,
'cause it's bedtime anyway.
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We're on farm hours now.
Bed by 4:00. Up at 2:00.
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- Steve-boy, this is you.
- I can't fit in there.
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Just give it a try, Steve-boy.
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- Yes, Mother.
- Correction.
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Now that we're farm folk,
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I'm the one who calls my wife "Mother."
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Night!
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Oh, God!
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Roger.
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Hayley and Jeff.
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And, Mother,
if you open up this oil painting
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of blond Jesus,
there's a cupboard behind.
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Hello!
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Aah!
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Hi.
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Ohh!
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Stan, this is Amos.
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Hey.
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Amos! It's not what it looks like!
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Oh, yeah!
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I feel myself gettin' tougher already!
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Mornin', neighbor!
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Well, look who it is.
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Sun's already almost up,
Sleeping Beauty.
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I was stuck in the wall fighting
off hundreds of tiny spiders!
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Oh, yeah,
we're raising spiders now, too.
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I'm gonna sell 'em
to a Spider-Man movie!
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Which we'll never see, of course,
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because we're foregoing
all modern technology.
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On pain of shunning?
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Done! We'll need maximum discipline
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because this homestead must succeed.
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I quit my job and took out a mortgage
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with a 39% interest rate
to pay for the renovations.
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- You did what?!
- The bankers were high-fiving
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while I signed the paperwork.
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Looking back,
probably should've been a red flag.
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Maybe we need to worry less
about me becoming Farm Tough
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and more about you being so Farm Stupid!
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Shun 'er, Stan!
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She talketh back to thee, dude!
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Hold up. Wait, though.
I want to get this for my TikTok.
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- Gewgaw!
- Aw, shit. I'mma get shunned, aren't I?
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Roger has violated
the rules of the farm.
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He must be shunned.
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It was one mistake,
and we just came up with the rule.
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Why are you being so hard on him?
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Because modern luxuries make us soft.
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Roger, you are shunned.
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Whatever. I'm still the most
Amish mother-(BLEEP) here.
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_
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Hey, Stan.
I just want to give you an update
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on the K-dog's adventures
in Scientology.
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Long story short, it works!
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I had a major personal breakthrough.
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I realized...
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that Battlefield Earth is a cool movie!
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Ohp. Gotta go.
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They're starting it again,
and I don't want to be late
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because if you are,
they beat you senseless.
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All right.
Tell everyone I'm doing great.
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Xenu later, alligator!
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Aaaah! I broke my leg!
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Rabbit hole. We got varmints.
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That's bad. But the pain'll
toughen Steve up. That's good.
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Should we all break our legs? Yes!
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Everybody, line up!
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Varmint!
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Stop! You don't have to kill it!
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Yes, we do, Hayley!
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Varmints suck the very
lifeblood out of a farm.
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Rabbits, termites, orangutans.
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The only good varmint is...
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A dead varmint?
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No! A rock-'n'-roll gopher,
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like that zany little
troublemaker from Caddyshack.
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We can keep it away from our
crops without killing it.
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I'm gonna go release it in the
woods at the end of the block.
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Hayley, how are you still so
far from being Farm Tough?
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Dan-boy will never accept
my dowry if you're this soft.
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I'm already married to Jeff!
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But I promised Dan-boy a brawny virgin!
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Oh, no. Your leg is broken.
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Sorry, little guy.
This is gonna hurt a bit.
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Suppertime!
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Uh, that's it? But, Pa, I'm so hungry.
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Well, if you're thinking
about sneakin' extra carrots,
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you are gunnin' for a shunnin'.
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You know the rules... no electric stuff,
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no extra food, no creature comforts.
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So strict, so strong.
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Why don't you join old Mother
Hubbard in her cupboard
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and give this creature a little comfort?
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Yes, ma'am!
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I'm gonna have my carrot outside.
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Wait! Take me with you!
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Unh!
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Mother, may I?
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Ohh, you may!
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Ohh.
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Looks like you're all healed up!
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See? How much trouble could
one widdle shbunny-shmunchkin
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like you cause, anyway?
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Ehh.
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This is all my fault.
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I... coddled a varmint.
254
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Well, with no carrots to sell,
255
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,545
it's only a matter of time
before we lose the farm.
256
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,747
I've heard tell of a man
six counties over
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might buy our goat.
258
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,652
If I don't make it back,
tell your mother...
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sorry I busted my nut so quick.
260
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,723
She'll know what it means.
261
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,192
Let me try to make this right.
262
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,836
There's still time to
re-plant and harvest
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- the crops before winter.
- You can try.
264
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,763
But with Steve-boy lame,
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00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:54,101
Jeff-boy sick with TB and
Mother-boy tending to him,
266
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:57,204
you'll have to do it all
on your own, Hayley-boy.
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I did it.
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♪ Boy ♪
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♪ There's violence ♪
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♪ And and a-lots of work to be done ♪
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♪ No place to hang out our washing ♪
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♪ And and I can't blame all
on the sun, oh, no ♪
273
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:54,661
♪ I love my secret room
of electric stuff and food ♪
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Time extension.
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You've been sneaking down here
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since the very first day, haven't you?!
277
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,138
Breaking all your own stupid rules!
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00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,473
Hey, this has always been
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about making you Farm Tough. Not me.
280
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,112
Well, guess what. I have become tough.
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Tough enough to know you can't show
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a varmint like you any mercy.
283
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,019
So, Dad, you are...
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shunned!
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00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,824
Well, at least let me go back
for my digital cocktail scale
286
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,160
that I... Gah!
287
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,829
Smiths! What's the good word?
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Movin' right along!
289
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,341
You must really miss
your family, huh, Stan?
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00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,676
Think you'll be able to go back soon?
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00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,813
Hoo, wouldn't bet on it.
Shunning's serious business.
292
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,316
But on the bright side,
I succeeded in my goal.
293
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,452
Hayley is tougher than
a thousand Jason Momoas.
294
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:56,123
By the way, I accidentally
ordered nine pornos last night.
295
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:06,066
Sometimes it's crazy what
great parenting looks like.
296
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,535
- Closer than you might think!
- What?
297
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,470
Oh. Oh, I thought maybe you just said,
298
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,305
"I wonder where Roger is right now."
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00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,741
- Nope.
- Well, here I am anyway.
300
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,009
Yeah, after you shunned me,
301
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,644
I kind of fell in with the varmints.
302
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,312
Got any vegetables going here?
303
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,314
Too risky over at the old Smith farm,
304
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,915
ever since Hayley took over.
305
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,984
Yep, she's tough as nails.
306
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,929
I don't know, Stan.
Maybe you should take a look
307
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,556
at what being tough
has really done to her.
308
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,730
H-Hayley?
309
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,434
I was wonderin',
since the harvest come in so good,
310
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,871
maybe we could afford to
call a doctor for Jeff-boy?
311
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,107
He's in a bad way.
312
00:16:47,889 --> 00:16:51,344
Ya don't waste a bone
on a dyin' dog, woman.
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00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,553
Set a pot to boil.
314
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,589
And I don't wanna hear
another word outta you,
315
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,257
or you're goin' in the box.
316
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,926
But Steve-boy's already in the box.
317
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,928
I can make another box.
318
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,231
When can I come out the box, sister?
319
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,301
I said no talkin' in there!
Punishment increased!
320
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,943
Ugh. Jeff-boy.
321
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,979
Time to take that dyin' dog to the woods
322
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,649
what he don't attract
critters when he croaks.
323
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,653
Whoa.
324
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:37,490
This takes me back
to our wedding night, babe.
325
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,092
Ohh.
326
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:43,596
I'm gonna give it to you so good.
327
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,467
The farm has made Hayley too tough.
328
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,271
So, to get the old Hayley back,
we gotta take that farm down.
329
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,574
- What are you thinking?
- Good old-fashioned sabotage.
330
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,909
Varmint sabotage?
331
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,411
Rabbitage!
332
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,511
Let's do it!
333
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,681
And do we contact Weird Al's people,
334
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,684
see if he's interested in
"Rabbitage" as a song idea,
335
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,486
make ourselves a little scratch?
336
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,855
It'd be pretty cool to
collaborate with Weird Al,
337
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,957
but I don't see it happening.
338
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,937
♪ IIIII'll nab cabbage
and do plant damage ♪
339
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,939
♪ I'mma masticate, the crops I take ♪
340
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,509
♪ You can't grow carrots
while I'm in here ♪
341
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:33,813
♪ Now my bunny ears cause
your bunny fears so ♪
342
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,616
♪ While you re-seed and wonder why ♪
343
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,452
♪ Your farm's in ruins,
corn has all died ♪
344
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,189
♪ Holes in sod, missing cabb-age ♪
345
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,124
♪ I'm tellin' y'all it's rabbitage ♪
346
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,827
♪ Listen, all y'all, it's rabbitage ♪
347
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:51,198
♪ Listen, all y'all,
it's rabbitage ♪
348
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:54,066
♪ Listen, all y'all, it's rabbitage ♪
349
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,903
♪ Listen, all y'all, it's rabbitage ♪
350
00:18:57,642 --> 00:19:01,474
Varmints! I'm comin' fer you!
351
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:05,044
♪ Whoooooooa ♪
352
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,648
♪ Whoooooooa ♪
353
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:15,422
That's right, Stan. I found a way.
354
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,195
This farm's as good as done for, Roger.
355
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,930
Just be careful of all these traps.
356
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,232
Uh, luckily for me,
357
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,201
I'm a bit smarter
than an actual rabbit, Stan.
358
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,903
Would ya look at that?
Somebody left a perfectly good
359
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,340
sploop of peanut butter
underneath this bucket.
360
00:19:33,961 --> 00:19:35,908
- Varmint!
- Aah!
361
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,216
Aah!
362
00:19:46,194 --> 00:19:47,199
Do it, Hayley.
363
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,856
I've been depressed
for a good, long while now.
364
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,191
Hayley, stop! Roger, we'll get you help.
365
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,861
Listen. I owe you an apology.
366
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,396
What good is making you tough enough
367
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,598
to take care of yourself
if along the way,
368
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,978
you lose everything that made you
369
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:03,870
such a kind, compassionate,
wonderful person to begin with?
370
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:07,274
I miss that Hayley. The soft Hayley.
371
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,910
Well, I guess...
372
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:14,381
I'll be killin' two varmints today.
373
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:18,318
- Can't shoot through a blanket!
- Get this thang offa me!
374
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,053
So got-dang... soft!
375
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,822
And plush, and...
376
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:28,795
James Corden. So mildly amusing.
377
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,070
Mm. Creature comforts.
378
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,140
Wow. I guess I got
a little carried away, huh?
379
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,312
I'm just glad to have you back,
baby girl,
380
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,246
and that we put
everything back to normal
381
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,349
before anybody really got hurt.
382
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,418
So cold.
383
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,620
Jeff! Thank God!
384
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,821
They're hunting me, Jeff.
385
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,424
They do not like it when
you joke about Xenu.
386
00:20:57,524 --> 00:21:02,128
Or when you wear a wire
for Xenu York Times.
387
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,130
Bye! Have a great time!
388
00:21:06,514 --> 00:21:08,548
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