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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from www.goomovies.ga 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: www.goomovies.ga 3 00:00:59,185 --> 00:01:00,102 Hello? 4 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,396 Oh! 5 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,231 Oh. 6 00:01:04,315 --> 00:01:06,025 Is, um, is Leo Kaplan here? 7 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,487 Oh, oh. 8 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,447 Sorry. I think I'm in the wrong house. 9 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:12,823 Rosemary?! 10 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:14,742 Oh, my God! Hi! 11 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,662 Emma! Wow, you look so different. 12 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:19,580 It's Bliss. 13 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:22,208 Come on. I'll show you inside. 14 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:28,798 Great. 15 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,052 Is, um, is Leo here? 16 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:35,721 He's working but I'll show you to his room. 17 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:36,972 Oh, good. 18 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:39,058 Thank you so much, Emma. 19 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:40,601 - Bliss. - Sat Nam. 20 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:44,063 - Oh! - This is my boyfriend, Shamrock. 21 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:46,315 Rosemary went to high school with me and Leo. 22 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,818 It's, um, nice to meet you. 23 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:49,944 We've met before. 24 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,946 Oh, no. I just moved here actually, it's-- 25 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:55,574 We've met before. 26 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:59,620 I have to go to the bathroom. 27 00:02:48,878 --> 00:02:49,712 Jesus. 28 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:21,702 ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪ 29 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:26,999 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ 30 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:31,837 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ 31 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:37,176 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ 32 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:40,304 ♪ Doo-doo, da Just another day ♪ 33 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,181 ♪ Da, doo, doo, da ♪ 34 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:45,267 ♪ Doo-doo, da Just another way ♪ 35 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:48,395 ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪ 36 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:50,481 ♪ Just another song ♪ 37 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,442 ♪ Da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da ♪ 38 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:58,781 ♪ Trying to get along Doo, da, doo-doo, da, doo-doo ♪ 39 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,866 ♪ Got myself from you ♪ 40 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:03,702 ♪ Free from all ♪ 41 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:05,537 ♪ Hiding all the way ♪ 42 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:08,624 ♪ It's not your call ♪ 43 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:11,001 ♪ Leave it up to me ♪ 44 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,504 ♪ I'm far away ♪ 45 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:18,717 ♪ For after all It's just another day ♪ 46 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:21,345 ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪ 47 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:25,975 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ 48 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:31,188 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ 49 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:36,485 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ 50 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,653 ♪ Doo doo ♪ 51 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,488 ♪ Just another day ♪ 52 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:41,073 ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪ 53 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:42,992 ♪ Doo-doo, da, doo, doo, da ♪ 54 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,535 ♪ Just another way ♪ 55 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,746 ♪ Doo, da, doo-doo, da ♪ 56 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,665 ♪ Just another song ♪ 57 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,083 ♪ Da, doo, doo, da ♪ 58 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,668 ♪ Doo-doo, da ♪ 59 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,753 ♪ Trying to get along ♪ 60 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:58,007 ♪ Da, doo, doo, da, doo-doo ♪ 61 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:02,720 ♪ I got myself from you Free from all ♪ 62 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,763 ♪ Hiding all the way ♪ 63 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:07,975 ♪ It's not your call ♪ 64 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,227 ♪ Leave it up to me ♪ 65 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:12,730 ♪ I'm far away ♪ 66 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:17,443 ♪ For after all It's just another day ♪ 67 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:40,966 ♪ Just another day ♪ 68 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:43,302 ♪ Hoo-hoo ♪ 69 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,221 ♪ Just another way ♪ 70 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,474 ♪ Hmm-hmm ♪ 71 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:51,310 ♪ Just another song ♪ 72 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:53,103 ♪ Hoo-hoo ♪ 73 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:56,190 ♪ Trying to get along ♪ 74 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,317 ♪ Hmm-hmm ♪ 75 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:03,489 ♪ I got myself from you Free from all ♪ 76 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:08,619 ♪ Hiding all the way It's not your call ♪ 77 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,704 ♪ Leave it up to me ♪ 78 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:13,791 ♪ I'm far away ♪ 79 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:18,754 ♪ For after all It's just another day ♪ 80 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,589 ♪ Just another day ♪ 81 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,299 ♪ Da, doo-doo, da ♪ 82 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:23,634 ♪ Doo-doo, da ♪ 83 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,845 ♪ Just another way ♪ 84 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:28,764 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 85 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:31,475 ♪ Just another day ♪ 86 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:35,187 Hey, man, I'm back at your house. Where are you? 87 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,065 This is-- you better be on your way back here. 88 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,817 Oh, excuse me. 89 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,194 Hi. 90 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:45,364 - Is Leo here? - Sorry, love? 91 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:46,365 Leo, is he-- 92 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:47,699 Oh, Monkey King. 93 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,368 Pintu, have you seen Monkey King? 94 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,452 Honeybee. 95 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:52,371 Right. What, what is that? 96 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:53,580 Ayahuasca. 97 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,836 That smells... terrible. 98 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,214 No, thank you. No, thank you. 99 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,132 You'll love it. 100 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:05,759 I have to go to the bathroom. 101 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:08,971 That girl has to pee a lot. 102 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,272 These idiots don't believe in tequila, 103 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,941 - but I do! - Leo! Yes! 104 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,651 Oh, thank God! 105 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,695 - You're so late! - I know. I'm sorry. 106 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,197 Oh, my God! You look like you're in the tenth grade. 107 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,907 - No, I don't. Give me the tequila. - Sorry I'm late. 108 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:30,576 Alright, I want to hear everything. 109 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:31,618 Tell me everything. 110 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:34,288 Well, I don't know. 111 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:36,748 Just running around the city, you know. 112 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,917 - Just doing it. - Yeah? 113 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:42,129 Can't really complain. It's what I signed up for, so. 114 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,130 What is it you do? 115 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,965 I'm in pharmaceuticals. 116 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:47,134 Oh, so you're a pharmacist. 117 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:49,845 - It's kind of hard to explain. - So, you're not a pharmacist. 118 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:52,681 Well, I don't know, when you think about it 119 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,600 I'm not that different from a pharmacist. 120 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,727 - You sound like a drug dealer. - No. 121 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,062 Well, yeah, kinda. 122 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,772 Um, no. I, uh, 123 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:02,316 I work at the vitamin Shop. 124 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:06,069 Can I ask you something? 125 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,362 Of course. 126 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:10,032 Why are you wearing a suit? 127 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,284 I am working a Bar Mitzvah tonight. 128 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:14,786 You're handing out echinacea to 13 year-olds? 129 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,038 No. 130 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:19,082 I'm actually the most requested Bar Mitzvah emcee 131 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,209 on the west side. 132 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,045 - Seriously? - True story. 133 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,087 You should come with me. 134 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,464 - To the Bar Mitzvah? - Yeah. 135 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:28,926 No, I mean, really? 136 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,351 - Yeah. - Is... is that? 137 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,171 Oh, my God, wow. 138 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:07,506 Yeah. 139 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,508 Oh, my God, look at her dress! 140 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:15,764 - Explain to me why you're wearing that dress again. - It's vintage! 141 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,849 - Where's the bathroom? - It's over there. 142 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:19,059 Hey, will you sneak some drinks 143 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,644 - on your way back? - Sure. 144 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,937 Oh, and if anyone asks, 145 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,981 just tell them you're with the DJ. 146 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,899 You've been waiting to say that, haven't you? 147 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,067 Yes, I have. 148 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,403 Ooh! 149 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,702 Oh, sorry. 150 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,954 - Excuse me. - We were late, so. 151 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:39,871 Oh. 152 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,376 That's a cute dress. 153 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,253 I feel like my sister wore the same exact one 154 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,379 to her eight grade dance. 155 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,632 It is vintage but I kind of doubt it. 156 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,013 Uh. 157 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:01,685 Sorry, you have your period. 158 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,482 Oh, fuck! 159 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:11,570 Alright, party people! 160 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:16,575 Now, I want to get this party started, old school style. 161 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:19,369 So, I want all you lovely ladies 162 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,580 to get out here on the dance floor. 163 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:26,585 And welcome my boy, the Bar Mitzvah man of the hour, 164 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,588 Jazzy J Finkel! 165 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:44,519 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 166 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:46,688 ♪ Ho-oh ♪ 167 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:50,067 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 168 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,152 ♪ Ho-oh ♪ 169 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:55,405 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 170 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,783 ♪ Ho-oh ♪ 171 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,494 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 172 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:03,205 ♪ Okay, here we go now, what ♪ 173 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:06,249 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ 174 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,709 ♪ Become a man ♪ 175 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,380 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ 176 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,923 ♪ Become a man ♪ 177 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,927 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ 178 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,638 ♪ Become a man ♪ 179 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:22,224 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ 180 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,184 ♪ Become a man ♪ 181 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:28,480 ♪ Celebrate today In your own way ♪ 182 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:31,608 ♪ 'Cause you're a man now ♪ 183 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:34,111 ♪ And you know just What to say ♪ 184 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:39,116 ♪ Who's the lead role In the main scene ♪ 185 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,996 ♪ It's a lean mean fighting 13 year-old machine ♪ 186 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,666 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 187 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,168 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ 188 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,920 ♪ Become a man ♪ 189 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,674 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ 190 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,384 ♪ Become a man ♪ 191 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,179 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ 192 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:02,806 ♪ Become a man ♪ 193 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,643 ♪ Become a man, become a man ♪ 194 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,687 ♪ Become a man ♪ 195 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,689 ♪ Yeah ♪ 196 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,237 - Ooh! Sorry. - Sorry. 197 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,574 Oh, my God! It's you! 198 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,950 I know you. 199 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,536 You can calm down. 200 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,705 We didn't sleep together or anything. 201 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,457 I think I would know if we did. 202 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,624 Okay. 203 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,084 Hold on, hold on. 204 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,130 We did sleep together, didn't we? 205 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,798 I'm so not telling you. 206 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,013 There you go. Enjoy. Okay, who's next? 207 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,141 Oh, hi! Um, hi, can I get a, um, sorry, 208 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,351 can I get a vodka tonic, 209 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,686 cranberry tonic thingy? 210 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,480 Oh, okay, nice try. 211 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,356 Oh, um, a wine? 212 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,567 There's always one. 213 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,277 There's always one jokester. 214 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,320 Oh, my God! 215 00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,362 Oh, my God, no. 216 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,363 That's really funny. 217 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,616 I'm actually not one of the kids. 218 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:03,742 No offense. 219 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,035 Uh, I'm a grown up. 220 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,745 Okay, well if you're a grown up, 221 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,747 I need to see some grown up I.D. 222 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,457 Uh, fuck. 223 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,709 - I totally left it at home. - That's fun. 224 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,294 A purse didn't really go with this dress 225 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,754 and I came on a Vespa. 226 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,589 Oh, I came on a cloud. 227 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,509 So, we all come from places. 228 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,594 I'm with the D.J.! 229 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,055 - Want to dance? - Is that the D.J.? 230 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,057 You know what? It's okay. She's with me. 231 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,434 - She's legal. Barely. - Ew. 232 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:30,977 I didn't need you to do that. 233 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:34,564 I just saved you from a night of awkward teen romance. 234 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,024 Generally, people say thank you. 235 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,234 Oh, um... 236 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:39,736 Thank you. 237 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,406 Look, hold on, hold on. Whoa, whoa. 238 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,076 Hold on, so, you're not going to tell me how we met? 239 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,702 I was sketching you this morning? 240 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,037 Where, in my bed? 241 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,539 You wish. 242 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,332 - Were you stalking me? - May's Cakery? 243 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,418 - Oh, you're serious. - Mm-hmm. Mm. 244 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,546 - You were a little busy. - Mm. 245 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:01,466 So, you can be honest. Did you just crash this thing just so you could meet me? 246 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,635 You can be honest. Did you just crash this thing 247 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,595 - so you can pick up underage girls? - Do I talk like that? 248 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,347 I've lost my wife. Have you seen her? 249 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,182 I have not. Now, Donald, 250 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:10,559 - this is-- - Hi, I'm Rosemary. 251 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,477 Hi, nice to meet you. I like the pink hair. 252 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,646 - Thank you. I'm a natural pinkhead. - Really? 253 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:17,274 Don't you dare ask if the carpet matches the drapes. 254 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,235 Oh, you're sassy. Hey, she's sassy. 255 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,486 I can see that. 256 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,779 Your wife might agree. 257 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,156 So seriously, what are you two assholes doing here? 258 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,908 No, no. He's the only asshole here. 259 00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,994 - What? - No, no, we grew up with Rebecca. 260 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,497 That-- your dance partner's mom. 261 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,916 Please, let's not make a big deal out of it. 262 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,793 Hey, I've been texting you. Can I have your jacket, please? 263 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,628 - Hey, uh, yeah. - Thank you. 264 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,339 Oh, babe. This is, um... 265 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:44,342 - Hi, I'm May. - Rosemary. 266 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,970 This next one is an oldie but a goodie, 267 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,513 so find that special someone 268 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,099 and let them know what they mean to you. 269 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,225 Dance with me, old man. 270 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,519 Old man? 271 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:14,080 ♪ It's a rest for a broken day ♪ 272 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:21,046 ♪ But believe me, darling Believe me ♪ 273 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,091 ♪ I'm on time ♪ 274 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:29,304 ♪ Understand it, darling Understand it ♪ 275 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:34,392 ♪ You hold me up ♪ 276 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,897 ♪ You hold me up ♪ 277 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,276 What did you think of that girl, Rosemary? 278 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,611 Mm... 279 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,407 She's a little bit of a strange choice for Tom, don't you think? 280 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,493 Seems kind of spunky. 281 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,536 Spunky? 282 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,917 Oh, you cannot wait for him to call you tomorrow 283 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,128 and tell you about the blow jobs that he's getting tonight. 284 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,922 Blow jobs? 285 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:04,923 Like, plural? 286 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,425 No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 287 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,761 Look, I have the greatest wife in the world. 288 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,931 If you think you'd be happier getting blow jobs from random girls then... 289 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,933 This is not about blow jobs. Nobody's getting any blow jobs. 290 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,393 Certainly not after this. 291 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:18,561 You're attracted to her. 292 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,105 I'm married. 293 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,273 - I think... - I'm not going to tell you 294 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,901 - what to do. - ...we should go to my place. 295 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,320 Oh. Do you, now? 296 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,948 - Madame. - Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. 297 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,785 Madame, your chariot awaits. 298 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,165 Mm-mm. 299 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,292 What is that? 300 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:42,711 A present. 301 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,212 What did you do? 302 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,172 Why do you always expect the worst? 303 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,340 I don't. 304 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,098 It's a thermometer. 305 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,351 So we'll know when we're ovulating. 306 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,895 Plus, you can sync it to your phone. 307 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,981 Sync it to your own phone. 308 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,607 Hey, the whole point of moving here 309 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,526 was so we could start trying. 310 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,653 Aw, come on. 311 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,071 I don't want to use that thing. 312 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,906 Let's just let it happen naturally, 313 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,450 and if it happens, it happens. 314 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,993 Okay? 315 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:18,371 You know, you are actually kind of hot 316 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:19,789 when you don't try so hard. 317 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:21,958 Actually, kind of? 318 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:22,876 Mm-hmm. 319 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,463 Hey. 320 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,964 Try not to fall in love with me. 321 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,599 Fuck! 322 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:21,935 Yes! 323 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,019 Yes. 324 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,437 That was awesome. 325 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,647 Oh! 326 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,066 Oh, that was... 327 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,527 That was incredible. 328 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,281 I really need to go to more Bar Mitzvahs. 329 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:40,537 Just doing my part for the Jewish community. 330 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,540 Can I? 331 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:48,795 Huh. 332 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,632 You know... I thought this place was going to be 333 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,426 much douche-ier but it's kind of nice. 334 00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,805 Uh, thanks? 335 00:18:58,888 --> 00:18:59,722 Mm-hmm. 336 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,809 Um, I'm, uh... 337 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:04,686 I'm going to go. 338 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:06,604 Oh. 339 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,816 I guess you're going to miss my pancakes. 340 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,360 Seriously? 341 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,362 Save the pancake mix for another girl. 342 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:16,906 That's fucked up. 343 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,325 I'd never use a mix. 344 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,246 What's your name, anyway? 345 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,167 You don't know my name? 346 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,009 Goodbye. 347 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,218 Goodbye. 348 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,902 Hey, I can't do this anymore. 349 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,195 Come on, slowpoke. 350 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,615 Ah! I have a, I have a crick in my neck 351 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,825 from your stupid couch. 352 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:46,329 What? I have the most comfortable couch on the planet. 353 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,205 No, you don't. 354 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,332 Seriously, why don't you have a bed 355 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,210 - like a normal person? - Yuck. 356 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,631 Well, my last girlfriend helped me go couch shopping 357 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,716 - when I moved into my old place. - Uh-huh. 358 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,844 And every one I liked she kept telling me I couldn't afford. 359 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,805 So, finally I was like, "It's not your money 360 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,015 or your couch, so stop telling me what I can't afford." 361 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,810 And she goes, "Um, well, when we get married, 362 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,770 I'm going to have a say in what we can and can't afford." 363 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,230 And I was like, "What? 364 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,147 Married?" 365 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,191 And then we got into this huge fight 366 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,402 right in the middle of Living Spaces. 367 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,319 What happened to her? 368 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:19,237 I dumped her. 369 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:23,241 She was saying the M-word like two months 370 00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,910 after we started dating. Plus I knew she wasn't the one 371 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:29,247 'cause every time we had sex I'd hear this little voice 372 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,207 in my head saying, "This is not your wife. 373 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,710 This is not your wife. It's someone else's wife." 374 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:35,586 It was creepy. 375 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,094 What are you doing? 376 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,473 It's California, weirdo. 377 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,523 So, you came home really late last night. 378 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:57,817 And? 379 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:03,489 I don't know, I'm just saying. That was fast. 380 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,074 Yeah, that was kind of the point. 381 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,453 You got to sleep with them as quickly as possible 382 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,496 before they do something that completely ruins it 383 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,623 and you're not attracted to them anymore. 384 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:14,876 Good plan. 385 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:19,756 God, I wish I was a girl. 386 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,161 Hi. 387 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,497 Uh, I'm here to see Jack Feldman. 388 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,248 Great. 389 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,087 You going to tell him I'm here? 390 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:01,005 Do you want me to? 391 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,468 You know they arrived damaged? 392 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,303 This is the second time this has happened. 393 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,930 - Really? - Yes, really. 394 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,057 - I'm sorry. - Are you? 395 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,059 Okay, you know something? I can't talk about this right now. 396 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,937 I have somebody here. But I'm going to talk to you later today. 397 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:16,854 Ok. 398 00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:20,024 So, did you bring a resume? 399 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,320 Oh, uh. Well, I, uh, 400 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:27,490 I actually brought you some sketches and, um, 401 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,284 some photographs of, uh, of my paintings. 402 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:31,369 So... 403 00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:36,124 We haven't even hired you and you're hitting me up for favors? 404 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:41,963 Okay, so I've been working on this series, right? 405 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,340 Where, um, I take something really small 406 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:49,178 and I blow it up into these, like, large scale, um-- 407 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,597 Well, to be honest by the time it gets that big 408 00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:53,558 it's hard to tell what it is anymore. 409 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:58,521 Okay. Look, as long as you can keep it straight 410 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:01,357 that when you're here, you're working for me 411 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,609 and you're taking care of my artists first. 412 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:04,861 Oh, and I need you on weekends. 413 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,946 Especially when we get close to the show. 414 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,533 What, you have a problem with that? 415 00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:11,909 You don't remember me. 416 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,287 We actually met. 417 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,080 In Brooklyn. At my show. 418 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:18,374 You told me to call you. 419 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:19,750 What, you just showed up? 420 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:22,295 - Sorry. - No. 421 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:23,212 No, I like that. 422 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,423 Oh. Great. 423 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,218 Do you want the job or what? 424 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,909 If you're reconsidering my pancakes 425 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,660 I only make them at home. 426 00:24:57,622 --> 00:24:59,457 What? Sorry, what? I can't even talk. 427 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,167 You seem tongue tied. 428 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,544 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 429 00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:05,046 - What am I-- - Are you following me? 430 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:07,757 I'm not following you. I'm going to work. I was going-- 431 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,675 - You work here? - Well, I did follow you actually. 432 00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:11,093 I was checking you out. 433 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,887 I do, yeah. It's my gallery. 434 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,931 - It's your gallery? - It's my gallery. 435 00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,683 - Really? - Yup, really. 436 00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,852 So, I guess you know that I work here. 437 00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:24,815 - Yeah, right here. - For these right here? 438 00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:26,651 - Uh huh. - Oh, good. Oh, good, you're here. 439 00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:27,735 I see you've met Tom. 440 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,029 Tom, yeah. 441 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:32,406 - We just met outside. - Huh. 442 00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:33,866 - This is Annabelle. - I'm Annabelle. 443 00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:35,743 Nice to meet you. Again. 444 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,620 Oh, I thought you looked familiar. 445 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,830 I met you at that rave with Starfish, right? 446 00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:40,790 Rave, huh? 447 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,041 You must be pretty young. 448 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:44,460 Younger than you. And I don't go to raves. 449 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:45,836 Then how do you know Starfish? 450 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,506 What about Bar Mitzvahs? Do you go to those? 451 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:49,924 Come with me, Pinky. 452 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,425 I need your artistic opinion. 453 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,513 So, uh, Brooklyn, right? 454 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:56,472 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, 455 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:57,807 - it's coming back to me. - It's back? 456 00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,184 - No, it's coming back. - Oh. Um, I didn't... 457 00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:02,478 I didn't have the pink hair. 458 00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:04,397 Okay. 459 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:08,442 So, what's going on with you and Tom? 460 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:09,860 Do you know him? 461 00:26:09,944 --> 00:26:12,154 Uh, why? 462 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,699 I don't know, just wondering. 463 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:18,995 Okay. Well... 464 00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:21,914 bring those paintings out here. 465 00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:23,916 - Let's take a look at them. - Okay. 466 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,209 - Come on. - Thank you. 467 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:37,054 I don't want to tell you how to do your job, 468 00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:38,347 but you might want to consider 469 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:40,224 hanging some paintings on the wall. 470 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,854 Clearly you're not versed in the art 471 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,148 of reductive design. 472 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:48,524 You always this full of shit? 473 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,192 Pretty much. Yeah. 474 00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:53,696 So, uh, are you going to tell me why you're here 475 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,281 or am I supposed to guess? 476 00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:58,701 Jack saw my paintings in Brooklyn. 477 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:01,162 - You really are an artist. - A painter. 478 00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:03,289 Please don't-- 479 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:14,759 Wow. 480 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:17,303 These are actually kind of good. 481 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,223 No, seriously. I'd, uh, I'd love to see more. 482 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:24,185 I don't show my work to people who've been inside me. 483 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:25,811 Good policy. 484 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:28,648 See you later. 485 00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:53,923 Jesus Christ! 486 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,468 - I'm sorry, did I-- - Get the fuck out of here, 487 00:27:57,551 --> 00:27:59,762 sexual harassment Ghandi. 488 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:01,472 I don't want that. Get out of here! 489 00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:04,600 Tom] Um, are you talking to me? 490 00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:06,394 No, sorry. Ugh. 491 00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:07,645 Who is this? 492 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:08,813 It's Tom. 493 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,524 From the gallery. 494 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:14,110 Oh. Hi. 495 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,861 So, look, I'm sorry to call you so late. 496 00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:17,655 And it's not what you think, so before you answer, 497 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:20,199 just know that I've called five other girls 498 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:21,367 and no one's around-- 499 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:24,286 - So, I'm number six? - Um... 500 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,247 A strong six, yeah. 501 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,416 - Uh huh. - Look, I was wondering 502 00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:32,586 if you could come over, um, because-- 503 00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:35,256 - Wow. - No, no, no, no, no. It's not like that. 504 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:38,968 I just, I have a, a concussion, 505 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,679 and I'm not supposed to go to sleep. 506 00:28:43,097 --> 00:28:47,685 - Uh-huh. - Look, I do actually need someone to keep me awake. 507 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:50,312 So, if there's any way you could do it, 508 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:52,690 I would really, I would really appreciate it. 509 00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:57,403 You better have a concussion. 510 00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:03,284 So then, I'm in the bathroom. 511 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:04,577 - Are you listening? - Mm-hmm. 512 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:07,621 And he's like, he's like making these dolphin noises, 513 00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:10,666 and apparently, like, this is a huge turn on for these girls. 514 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,835 It's like, panties dropping left and right, 515 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:15,463 and Emma's apparently okay with it 516 00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:17,673 because they're polyamorous. Of course. 517 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:20,926 I didn't realize that dolphins were polyamorous. 518 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:23,179 No, not the dolphins. The people. 519 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,431 - Oh, oh, right. - Duh. 520 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:27,349 Well, it is Venice. 521 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:28,517 Yeah. 522 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:30,728 I just miss New York. 523 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:35,733 No, no, no. 524 00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:37,610 - No getting up. - Oh, come on. 525 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,236 - You're a very bad patient. - Am I, really? 526 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,529 - Yeah, you are. - Am I? 527 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:43,282 Don't-- Hey, I'm serious. 528 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:45,743 I am serious. 529 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:48,245 - If we do that... - What? 530 00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:51,874 ...you will fall asleep right after. 531 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,877 What if I fall asleep during? 532 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,837 That's happened to me, you know? 533 00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:57,922 - No. - I swear. 534 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:02,593 We'd, like, smoked a bunch of pot, and he was going down on me, 535 00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:07,014 and it was getting, like, softer and slower, 536 00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:09,642 which was sort of, it was kind of nice, actually. 537 00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:12,686 And then, all of a sudden, it stops. 538 00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:15,523 And I looked down and he was just, like, asleep 539 00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:17,274 - on my inner thigh. - No, you're kidding. 540 00:30:17,358 --> 00:30:18,734 I swear to God. 541 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,319 What did you do? 542 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:22,196 I, like, nudged him. 543 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:24,907 And then, he, like, picks right back up, 544 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,242 right where he left off. 545 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,576 Wow. Good for him. 546 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:30,246 And then we was like, snoring about two minutes later. 547 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,664 I assume you left. 548 00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:34,792 No, I just, uh, brought coffee every time I hung out with him. 549 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,669 You're a lady with a plan, aren't you? 550 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:40,506 Okay. 551 00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:42,758 Now you go. 552 00:30:43,801 --> 00:30:45,636 Oh, what do you mean? 553 00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,137 It's your turn. 554 00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:48,222 What is this, like a game? 555 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:49,890 No, it's just a way to keep you awake. 556 00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:52,101 No, no, no. I don't like this. 557 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,143 Too bad. 558 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:58,148 What am I supposed to, to tell you sexual stories? 559 00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:00,359 No, just something honest. 560 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,527 - Honest? - Mm-hmm. 561 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:02,444 Oh, fuck. 562 00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:04,738 Okay. 563 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:07,491 Okay. 564 00:31:07,575 --> 00:31:08,701 You want honest? 565 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,536 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 566 00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:11,704 I'll give you honest. 567 00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:15,374 Um... 568 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:20,546 I... kissed my friend's wife once. 569 00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:21,630 Wow. 570 00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:23,716 Before she was his wife. 571 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:28,804 It was New Year's Eve and we'd been drinking all day, 572 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:32,182 and he passed out way before midnight. 573 00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:33,225 And the next thing you know 574 00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:35,102 the countdown was happening, 575 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:38,480 and she was looking at me or, uh, 576 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:41,150 it was a weird vibe, you know. 577 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,027 But I wasn't sure if it was real 578 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:45,988 or if I was just imagining it, you know? 579 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,615 Mm-hmm. 580 00:31:47,698 --> 00:31:48,824 And then, um... 581 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:51,076 the ball dropped. 582 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,539 And... she kissed me, and, uh... 583 00:31:57,625 --> 00:32:00,002 and I kind of kissed her back. 584 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:02,254 Did you like it? 585 00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:04,214 Oh, my God. You're fucking killing me. 586 00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:06,508 - Did you? - No, no. 587 00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:07,843 I mean, yeah. 588 00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:12,640 I guess on some level I must have, right? I mean, in, 589 00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:15,059 in a completely fucked up way. 590 00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:19,772 I just wish I never did it. 591 00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:23,943 Hey. 592 00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:26,695 We all kiss the wrong person once in a while. 593 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,123 Mm. 594 00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:39,291 You did it. 595 00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:40,834 I'm still awake. 596 00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:44,129 - Mm. - Success. 597 00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:47,132 I like talking to you. 598 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:37,474 ♪ Sometimes on my way To pick up ♪ 599 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,729 ♪ I tell myself ♪ 600 00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:46,150 ♪ That I won't get dizzy ♪ 601 00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:51,113 ♪ In too deep ♪ 602 00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:54,950 ♪ I tell myself ♪ 603 00:33:56,326 --> 00:34:00,956 ♪ I can always stick on you ♪ 604 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:04,084 Oh, God, Jesus! 605 00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:06,295 - Christ, you scared me! - Don't worry, love. 606 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,088 - I'm color blind. - I don't know what it means. 607 00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:09,798 Do you want something? I'm kind of in the middle of this. 608 00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:10,841 Take your time. 609 00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:12,176 Okay, you can't stand right there. 610 00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:13,552 - Please, go back to-- - I get it. 611 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,888 I totally get it. It's all new to you. 612 00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:18,974 - The connection is palpable. - What? 613 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,269 Get the fuck off of... 614 00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:25,230 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 615 00:34:25,314 --> 00:34:27,524 Me?! Why are you looking at me? 616 00:34:27,608 --> 00:34:30,444 Babe, we agreed to connect when a connection exists. 617 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:31,653 Not with people I know. 618 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:34,281 Especially with people you know. 619 00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:35,949 This is what we talked about with Honeybee! 620 00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:37,034 Okay. 621 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:38,118 It's been grand. 622 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:59,389 "We Can't Stop Now" by Abbot Kinney] 623 00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:18,659 ♪ I lost my way In trying to get back home ♪ 624 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:24,456 ♪ It was the biggest collapse Since the fall of Rome ♪ 625 00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:30,921 ♪ If you take me Where you're going ♪ 626 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,673 ♪ We can go all night ♪ 627 00:35:38,262 --> 00:35:42,057 ♪ I've seen things about me Better left unknown ♪ 628 00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:49,022 ♪ And every time I look In your eyes I turn to stone ♪ 629 00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:54,361 ♪ This place we are going ♪ 630 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,071 ♪ We can't go alone ♪ 631 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:06,415 ♪ Ooh, if I fall ♪ 632 00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:12,588 ♪ From the heights ♪ 633 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:18,468 ♪ Don't be swayed ♪ 634 00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:22,347 ♪ There's a light ♪ 635 00:36:22,431 --> 00:36:27,019 ♪ Just not that we can see ♪ 636 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:32,566 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 637 00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:36,153 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 638 00:36:36,278 --> 00:36:39,114 ♪ This might just sound insane ♪ 639 00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:41,658 ♪ But it won't take A car or plane ♪ 640 00:36:41,742 --> 00:36:45,913 ♪ Or a hand Reaching down from above ♪ 641 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:50,709 ♪ We'll never be the same ♪ 642 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:53,170 ♪ When we're eating off A silver plate ♪ 643 00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:57,925 ♪ But maybe we'll find A life worth dreaming of ♪ 644 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:02,763 ♪ Oh ♪ 645 00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:06,058 ♪ Take me away Let's run as fast as we can ♪ 646 00:37:08,352 --> 00:37:13,148 ♪ There's nothing we can say To make them understand ♪ 647 00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:18,737 ♪ It's too late to turn back ♪ 648 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,031 ♪ We can't stop now ♪ 649 00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:25,744 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hey ♪ 650 00:37:27,371 --> 00:37:33,710 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hey, ooh-ooh ♪ 651 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:36,672 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 652 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:37,589 ♪ Hey ♪ 653 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:48,767 Mm. 654 00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:50,936 - Good morning. - Morning. 655 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:53,563 Does that make you laugh? 656 00:37:57,734 --> 00:37:59,361 That's good. 657 00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:03,323 Can we, uh... get a little morning exercise in? 658 00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:07,369 I'll meet you in the shower. 659 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:10,539 Oh... really? 660 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,915 - Mm. - Quickly? 661 00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:13,375 - Mm. - Okay. 662 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:15,752 I'll be waiting. 663 00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:27,973 Ah, I see someone decided to wake up. 664 00:38:29,266 --> 00:38:31,560 I was up all night making you a painting. 665 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,812 Hmm. Where is it? 666 00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:36,023 It's not finished yet. It's a present. 667 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,025 For what? 668 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:39,401 For letting me stay here. 669 00:38:40,777 --> 00:38:41,695 You're-- 670 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:46,033 A present? You needed a place to stay. 671 00:38:47,034 --> 00:38:48,035 I did. 672 00:38:48,744 --> 00:38:50,120 I would like to see it. 673 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:51,663 You will. 674 00:38:53,332 --> 00:38:55,417 Why don't you come back to bed? 675 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,646 Fuck, get-- what? 676 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,149 You scared me! 677 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:22,611 You're such a... 678 00:39:25,155 --> 00:39:26,656 You scared me! 679 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:28,867 You really scared me. What are you doing here? 680 00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:31,328 It's like a thousand degrees out there. 681 00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:35,082 Whoa. What am I doing here? 682 00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:38,210 - What are you doing here? - Don't start with me. 683 00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:40,045 This is the only place I can paint. 684 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:41,922 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're going to love this. 685 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,465 Are you ready for this? Are you ready? 686 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:46,009 Okay, Emma and that really hot girl, Honeybee. 687 00:39:46,093 --> 00:39:48,553 Well, they are going up to a retreat up north this weekend 688 00:39:48,637 --> 00:39:51,598 and you are going with me to help me hook up with her. 689 00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:54,184 Oh, yeah, you are. No, she want's my nuts. 690 00:39:54,267 --> 00:39:55,602 No, no. And, no, 691 00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:59,189 we can't, we have plans with his friends this weekend. 692 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,274 You have plans with his friends this weekend? 693 00:40:01,358 --> 00:40:04,152 Okay, whoa, this is, like, really serious. 694 00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:06,279 No, it's not, it's-- he's-- 695 00:40:06,363 --> 00:40:08,365 He's, he's what? 696 00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:11,243 Like a casual, part-time lover? 697 00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:13,370 Gross, you're so-- don't, 698 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,080 don't say lover. And put that down. 699 00:40:15,956 --> 00:40:16,915 These are nice. 700 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:18,542 He's, um... 701 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:19,584 He's um... 702 00:40:21,795 --> 00:40:22,754 My peeps. 703 00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:30,387 Your peeps! 704 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:33,849 Can you just be like a normal person and say boyfriend? 705 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,226 Whoa. It is way too soon for that, dude. 706 00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:38,645 You're practically living with the guy. 707 00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:40,397 I'm not living with him. 708 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,357 Well, you're not living with me. 709 00:40:42,441 --> 00:40:44,484 - Your suitcase is, but-- - I'm living with him. 710 00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:47,612 I'm not like, "Living with him" living with him, so. 711 00:40:47,696 --> 00:40:49,948 Oh, shit. It's her, it's Honeybee. 712 00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:53,034 She just sent me an emoji of an octopus 713 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:53,994 and a winky face. 714 00:40:54,995 --> 00:40:57,539 Oh, my God, that means I could totally get laid. 715 00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:59,166 You have got to go. 716 00:40:59,249 --> 00:41:00,292 No. 717 00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,253 - Hey. - Oh, hi. 718 00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:04,463 - Hey. - Hey. 719 00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:06,423 Uh. Hey. 720 00:41:06,548 --> 00:41:07,841 This is, um-- 721 00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:10,302 You must be Rosemary's peeps. 722 00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:11,428 - That's me. - Leo. 723 00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:14,014 - Peeping Tom, yeah. - That was a good one. 724 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:16,266 Uh, Leo. Just Leo. You know, 725 00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:17,934 or D.J. Leo. 726 00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:20,228 Most requested emcee on the west side. 727 00:41:20,312 --> 00:41:22,981 Right. With the Bar Mitzvah, you were great. 728 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:25,650 Oh, thanks, man. Yeah, it's, uh-- 729 00:41:25,734 --> 00:41:28,528 you know, spinning is just, like, so creatively fulfilling. 730 00:41:28,612 --> 00:41:31,698 You know, it's like, I wish I could do it every day but, 731 00:41:31,781 --> 00:41:34,159 you know, got to pay the bills, so. 732 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,911 - Yeah. - Sure is. 733 00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,246 Oh, my God! 734 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:40,790 You guys should totally come with us this weekend! 735 00:41:40,874 --> 00:41:42,584 - No, we're-- I already told him. - Where you going? 736 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:43,919 - We can't, we can't go. - Where you going? 737 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:46,338 A bunch of us are going up to, um, this retreat up north. 738 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,048 There's like, white sulfur springs, 739 00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:50,759 - there's cabins, ladies. - I mean, sounds cool to me. 740 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:53,178 I could-- I'd have to call May and Donald and see-- 741 00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:54,679 I mean, what's the deal, can you-- 742 00:41:54,763 --> 00:41:56,389 Oh, my God. Bring them. 743 00:41:56,473 --> 00:41:57,474 - Yes! - Yeah? 744 00:41:57,557 --> 00:41:59,684 I think it sounds cool. 745 00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:00,727 Oh! Oh, my gosh! 746 00:42:01,478 --> 00:42:02,687 - Ah! - Right. 747 00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:04,272 - This is going to be fun, man. - Yeah. 748 00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:05,732 - Alright! - Alright. 749 00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:06,983 He's a keeper. 750 00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:08,360 - Oh. - Watch out for the step. 751 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:09,945 - Thank you for the invite. - Fancy. 752 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,488 - Sorry to run. - It'll be fun. Good to meet you, 753 00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:13,448 - uh, officially. - Yeah, I just have shit to do, 754 00:42:13,532 --> 00:42:14,824 - so, I'm going to-- - Bye. 755 00:42:14,908 --> 00:42:16,451 Yeah, yeah. You kids behave. 756 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:25,335 Tom says they're running a little late. 757 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:26,753 Of course they are. 758 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:31,258 Hey, I hope you're hungry. 759 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,802 What are you doing? Why aren't you ready? 760 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:35,595 - I'm ready. - You're not ready. 761 00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:38,098 - Your stuff's all over the place. - I'm very ready. 762 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:40,475 You're not-- look, I'm serious, these guys are waiting for us. 763 00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:41,893 Aw. 764 00:42:41,977 --> 00:42:43,311 Where are we even going again? 765 00:42:44,271 --> 00:42:46,356 I've never even heard of this place. 766 00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:47,357 Seriously, Ro. 767 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,733 You got to get dressed. 768 00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:50,110 I'm not doing this. 769 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:51,778 I'm not doing this. 770 00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:53,321 - I'm not falling for it. - You're not? Are you sure? 771 00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:55,782 - I think you're going to do it. - No, those guys-- 772 00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:57,701 Oh, my God, okay. 773 00:42:57,784 --> 00:43:00,078 This is not... fair. 774 00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:01,329 Mm. 775 00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:04,624 Okay, alright, you're right, fine. 776 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:06,835 - I'll go get dressed. - No, no, no, no, no. 777 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:11,881 No, no, no. I don't want to thwart your, your impulses. 778 00:43:11,965 --> 00:43:14,050 - That would be... - Oh. 779 00:43:14,134 --> 00:43:15,635 - ...bad for your art. - Mm-hmm. 780 00:43:28,732 --> 00:43:31,026 This is why I hate carpooling. Where are they? 781 00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:32,569 Oh, I'm sure they're on their way. 782 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:35,572 See? 783 00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:38,116 Hey, we're on vacation now! 784 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:42,037 "V" is for vacation, it's very, very fun. 785 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,664 "v" is for vacation, we're going to have some fun! 786 00:43:44,748 --> 00:43:45,957 Tommy! 787 00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:47,542 Sorry again about being late, guys. 788 00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:50,295 - Yeah, I didn't realize the valley was so far. - - Me neither. 789 00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:52,422 I'm bummed we didn't have time to take the tour. 790 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:53,798 I told you we should come earlier. 791 00:43:53,882 --> 00:43:56,259 No, that's okay. I mean, there's nothing really to see. 792 00:43:56,343 --> 00:43:59,137 - Everything's still in boxes. - Oh, Don't listen to her, May's amazing. 793 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:00,597 She should've been an interior designer. 794 00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:02,932 - Really? - Yeah, it's gorgeous. 795 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,978 So, Rosemary, Tom tells us that you're an artist. 796 00:44:07,062 --> 00:44:08,563 - A painter. - Oh. 797 00:44:08,647 --> 00:44:11,441 Artist is like calling yourself a genius or something. 798 00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:13,818 Don't take it personally, she's very shy... 799 00:44:13,902 --> 00:44:15,111 with her work. 800 00:44:15,195 --> 00:44:16,571 - Come on. - Oh, right. 801 00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:18,615 I'm sure that you have been wonderful 802 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:20,283 - in opening her up. - Okay. 803 00:44:20,367 --> 00:44:22,535 Tom is very generous with all of his painters. 804 00:44:22,619 --> 00:44:23,453 Oh, yeah? 805 00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:26,498 All 147 of them? I found his list. 806 00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:29,125 - Oh, you saw it? - I do not keep a list. 807 00:44:29,209 --> 00:44:31,336 Alright, you're right. It was a spreadsheet. 808 00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:33,463 No. 809 00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:35,799 Is it color coded? I always appreciate when its color coded 810 00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:37,634 - so I keep everything straight. - Donald. 811 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:39,344 I don't mean in a racist way. 812 00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:59,989 This is nice. It's, uh, 813 00:45:00,073 --> 00:45:00,949 yeah. 814 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:02,826 I could take it. 815 00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:04,577 Can you? 816 00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:10,125 What are you? Oh, okay. 817 00:45:14,421 --> 00:45:15,839 This is cute, actually. 818 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:19,008 Separate beds. 819 00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:20,093 Yeah. 820 00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:51,374 Are you fucking kidding me? 821 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,252 Uh, who is it? 822 00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:57,505 Hang on a second! 823 00:45:58,298 --> 00:45:59,382 Oh, my God. 824 00:46:03,303 --> 00:46:04,888 Hello there, Uncle Tom! 825 00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:06,681 Quite a lovely cabin you have here. 826 00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:09,142 Thanks. Uh, 827 00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:11,311 where's your lady friend? Isn't she-- 828 00:46:11,394 --> 00:46:13,354 Oh, Honeybee? Yeah, she couldn't make it. 829 00:46:14,147 --> 00:46:15,106 Shocker. 830 00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:16,649 Yeah. 831 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,612 I really thought I had this one in the bag. 832 00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:22,363 Oh, my God. Do you mean you dragged us 833 00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:24,491 all up here based on a couple of emojis, by the way, 834 00:46:24,574 --> 00:46:26,743 so you could sleep with this girl, and she's not even coming? 835 00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:30,371 Oh. Well, no, she texted me that she had a family emergency 836 00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:31,956 followed by one of those crying emojis. 837 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,958 You know that one? So. 838 00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:35,710 Crying emoji, must be serious. 839 00:46:35,794 --> 00:46:37,295 Yeah, so I can't really be mad at her. 840 00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:39,255 Whatever, dude. This place better be awesome. 841 00:46:39,339 --> 00:46:41,090 Oh. It is. 842 00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:46,429 Oh, here they are. 843 00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:49,098 She is gorgeous. 844 00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:51,559 Oh. 845 00:46:51,643 --> 00:46:53,937 - Okay, you don't have to grunt. I mean, just-- - Did I grunt? 846 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:55,772 - It was involuntary. - You were taking mental pictures. 847 00:46:55,855 --> 00:46:56,981 Hey, stop. 848 00:46:57,857 --> 00:46:58,691 Jesus. 849 00:46:58,775 --> 00:47:00,068 Stop. 850 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:02,529 - Stop? - Oh. Oh! I'm sorry. 851 00:47:02,612 --> 00:47:05,406 Oh, I'm sorry, You, like, "like her" like her. 852 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:08,785 She's, she's fun to hang out with. Yeah, she's, you know. 853 00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:10,912 - Is she living with you? - No, no. 854 00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:14,082 I mean, she's, you know, she's staying with me, but-- 855 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:16,334 Oh, right. Just, like, six or seven days a week. 856 00:47:17,293 --> 00:47:19,087 - That's cool. - May likes her. 857 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:20,797 Really? She say something? 858 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:21,714 No, I can tell. 859 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:23,758 What's her deal? 860 00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:27,345 She's new to town. She's working at the gallery, 861 00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:28,805 helping us out with the show. 862 00:47:28,888 --> 00:47:30,640 New to town. I love it. 863 00:47:30,723 --> 00:47:32,809 Oh, oh, helping "us" out? 864 00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:36,604 - How is she helping "us" out? - She's doing office work for us. 865 00:47:36,688 --> 00:47:38,815 Oh, like, back office work? 866 00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:40,692 - Are you serious? - I hope so. 867 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:42,569 - God, I hope so. - Please, stop. 868 00:47:42,652 --> 00:47:44,779 - Are you gonna put her in the show? - No. 869 00:47:44,863 --> 00:47:47,574 - Why not? - I don't want to complicate things. 870 00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:50,076 Holy shit! You do like this chick. 871 00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:53,746 Well, I don't mix work with relationships. 872 00:47:53,830 --> 00:47:57,667 Um, that's all you do. 873 00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,460 No, I get it. No, no, it's cool, I get it. 874 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:02,213 Things are different because you're finally in love! 875 00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:05,508 - I'm in love! - Would you stop? What are you, twelve? 876 00:48:05,592 --> 00:48:09,262 - I am so tired, it looks so good. - Yeah, it does. 877 00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:11,097 The last few months has been-- 878 00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:12,098 Oh. 879 00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:13,141 Uh. 880 00:48:14,183 --> 00:48:16,895 I don't think you can wear that in the tub. 881 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:21,941 No, seriously. They're, like, actually like adamant about it. 882 00:48:22,734 --> 00:48:24,444 Well, what are we supposed to wear? 883 00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:33,036 Okay. 884 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,372 I guess we're going to be wearing the same outfit. 885 00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:39,959 - Oh! There they are. - Hey! 886 00:48:40,043 --> 00:48:42,378 What are you two creeps doing up there? 887 00:48:42,462 --> 00:48:45,423 - Oh, just-- - Talking about relationships, life. 888 00:48:45,506 --> 00:48:47,383 - Observing nature. You know. - You know. 889 00:48:47,467 --> 00:48:50,553 Seriously. Ding-dong and Applesauce enjoying nature. 890 00:48:50,637 --> 00:48:53,890 I like that Leo took us to a family friendly place. 891 00:48:54,015 --> 00:48:56,100 Totally. 892 00:48:56,184 --> 00:48:58,019 It feels so family. 893 00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:00,438 - Oh, my gosh, honey. Isn't this awesome? - Yeah. 894 00:49:00,521 --> 00:49:02,231 - Is it hot? - Yes! 895 00:49:02,315 --> 00:49:05,234 - Are we really getting? Okay. - We really are. 896 00:49:05,318 --> 00:49:06,903 I am. Boom! 897 00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:08,237 Woo, yes! 898 00:49:08,321 --> 00:49:09,614 Okay, making an egg! 899 00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:10,740 Oh, my God. 900 00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:13,076 It's so many dicks, and it's so early. 901 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,745 - Okay, yeah. - Good to know. 902 00:49:15,828 --> 00:49:17,455 We should get a pool in the house. Let's put one in. 903 00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:19,040 Yeah. 904 00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:21,709 She's worried about the kids we don't have yet drowning. 905 00:49:21,793 --> 00:49:23,044 - Donald. - Oh. 906 00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:24,212 - We're trying. - Really? 907 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:25,296 Well, we'll see. 908 00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:26,339 Wait, aren't you guys worried 909 00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:27,340 about all the porn? 910 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:30,093 Like, your kid-- 911 00:49:30,176 --> 00:49:31,344 no, seriously, isn't there like 912 00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:33,554 - a lot of porn shot in Van Nuys? - Oh, Jesus. 913 00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:36,057 - That kitchen looked familiar. - I hate that kitchen. 914 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:38,351 - We're gonna re-do the kitchen. - Yeah, eventually. 915 00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:39,852 - 'Cause May's a baker. - Oh, yeah? 916 00:49:39,936 --> 00:49:41,270 - A serious baker. - Really? 917 00:49:41,354 --> 00:49:42,522 I actually used to own a bakery 918 00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:44,190 right down the street from Tom's gallery. 919 00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:45,858 - Oh, cool. - But we had to sell it 920 00:49:45,942 --> 00:49:47,735 so we could live in the valley. 921 00:49:47,819 --> 00:49:49,070 Oh. 922 00:49:49,779 --> 00:49:51,698 Are you-- Wait a minute, are you the-- 923 00:49:51,781 --> 00:49:53,866 Is she the May? She's the May. 924 00:49:53,950 --> 00:49:56,869 - That is her. - Amazing. Oh, my God, shut up! 925 00:49:56,953 --> 00:49:59,956 Seriously, your cupcakes are like my crack! 926 00:50:00,081 --> 00:50:02,625 - Whose cupcakes? - Oh! Nobody's-- 927 00:50:02,709 --> 00:50:04,168 - Oh! - Nobody's! 928 00:50:04,252 --> 00:50:06,379 Sorry, guys, this is my friend Leo. 929 00:50:06,462 --> 00:50:08,089 - Incoming! - Oh, okay. 930 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:09,799 What's up? 931 00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:12,135 Everybody get to know each other. 932 00:50:12,218 --> 00:50:13,428 Like, God. 933 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,179 Alright. 934 00:50:22,103 --> 00:50:23,479 This is how orgies start, isn't it? 935 00:50:23,563 --> 00:50:24,689 Not even a little bit. 936 00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:26,399 How many people do you need for an orgy? 937 00:50:26,482 --> 00:50:28,317 - Here we go. - That's a fair question. 938 00:50:28,401 --> 00:50:30,653 - Thank you. - Orgy math is tricky. 939 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:32,780 I think the 940 00:50:32,864 --> 00:50:34,949 technical requirement is to have enough people so 941 00:50:35,033 --> 00:50:37,118 - you can't tell who you're touching. - Don't listen to him. 942 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:39,829 - He's never even had a threesome. - I've tried it! 943 00:50:39,912 --> 00:50:42,457 Really? When? You've slept with, like, two people. 944 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:44,417 No. I've slept with seven people, 945 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:47,003 if you count blowjobs and cunnilingus. 946 00:50:47,086 --> 00:50:48,504 Cunnilingus? 947 00:50:48,588 --> 00:50:50,715 Whatever, dude. Threesomes are lame. 948 00:50:55,470 --> 00:50:56,345 Fuck. 949 00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:58,765 What? 950 00:50:58,848 --> 00:50:59,807 Nothing, nothing. 951 00:51:01,476 --> 00:51:04,187 We're talking about threesomes with two girls, right? 952 00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:09,567 You tired, old man? 953 00:51:11,736 --> 00:51:13,362 Leo is, um... 954 00:51:15,031 --> 00:51:17,283 - interesting. - Yeah. 955 00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:19,285 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, I feel 956 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:22,580 bad about the... what was her name? 957 00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:24,165 - Honeybee? - Yeah. 958 00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:26,584 Don't worry about it. That wasn't going to happen. 959 00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:28,127 Even if she came here, 960 00:51:28,211 --> 00:51:30,671 he wouldn't have, uh, closed the deal. 961 00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:32,006 - Hmm. No? - No. 962 00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:33,800 What was Donald doing tonight? 963 00:51:33,883 --> 00:51:36,052 Was he grabbing you? 964 00:51:36,135 --> 00:51:37,678 - What? - Oh, boy. 965 00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:40,223 I think he was doing it in his mind. 966 00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:41,557 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 967 00:51:41,641 --> 00:51:43,059 Is that true? 968 00:51:43,142 --> 00:51:45,603 - Did you have fun with them? - Mm-hmm. 969 00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:51,484 I feel like it's an octopus. 970 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:15,049 And, deep breath in, bring your arms up. 971 00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:17,135 And look at the sky. 972 00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:19,971 Let's sway like the trees. 973 00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:24,142 Just like how the trees do, and you can close your eyes. 974 00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:27,603 Mm, do you feel that breeze? 975 00:52:27,687 --> 00:52:29,313 Thank you, breeze. 976 00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:34,026 Now, let's twinkle our fingers. 977 00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:37,113 And you can let your twinkle fingers go 978 00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:38,823 wherever they want to go. 979 00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:40,032 Oh, sorry. 980 00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,703 - That feels good. - They're not twinkling. 981 00:52:43,786 --> 00:52:45,204 - You're not twinkling. - You're really good, guys. 982 00:52:45,288 --> 00:52:46,205 There's no twinkle. 983 00:52:47,165 --> 00:52:48,166 Ooh. 984 00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:53,004 Where are they going? 985 00:52:56,674 --> 00:52:59,594 So, it's my first day at this new school 986 00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:01,762 and I'm scared shitless. 987 00:53:01,846 --> 00:53:04,515 And all the other kids are, like, ignoring me, right? 988 00:53:04,599 --> 00:53:07,476 So, one day at lunch I hear a bunch of them 989 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,645 talking about how much they love Billy Joel. 990 00:53:09,729 --> 00:53:11,063 I can't believe you're telling this story. 991 00:53:11,147 --> 00:53:14,233 And so, I go home and I stay up half the night 992 00:53:14,317 --> 00:53:15,610 making this Billy Joel mix. 993 00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:18,487 And I'm, like, super proud of this thing. 994 00:53:18,571 --> 00:53:21,073 And so, the next day, I march onto the playground, 995 00:53:21,157 --> 00:53:24,869 boombox in hand, you know, just blasting "The Piano Man"... 996 00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:28,331 ...thinking these guys are going to think I am awesome. 997 00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:32,168 And then all of a sudden, Bobby Bosco gets up in my face, 998 00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:35,171 and he turns off the music, and he's like, "what is this?" 999 00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:37,006 And I'm like, "it's a Billy Joel Mix!" 1000 00:53:37,089 --> 00:53:38,883 And he's like, "Billy Joel? 1001 00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:41,177 Billy Joel was a fucking faggot, man. 1002 00:53:41,302 --> 00:53:42,845 We like Billy Joe. 1003 00:53:42,929 --> 00:53:44,931 - From Green Day." - Oh, no! 1004 00:53:45,014 --> 00:53:47,016 Then he starts laughing and then 1005 00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:49,185 all these other kids join in. 1006 00:53:49,310 --> 00:53:51,437 And it's just fucking brutal. 1007 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,565 And I feel like I'm about ready to cry or something. 1008 00:53:55,524 --> 00:53:58,152 And then, all of a sudden... 1009 00:53:59,445 --> 00:54:01,030 the music comes back on. 1010 00:54:03,032 --> 00:54:04,909 And everyone stops. 1011 00:54:05,826 --> 00:54:08,120 And there's this one. 1012 00:54:10,081 --> 00:54:13,709 I mean, the smallest human being I've ever seen in my life. 1013 00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:17,505 Just, like, belting it out. 1014 00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:19,006 And it was... 1015 00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:22,343 I mean, it was, like, one of the nicest things 1016 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:23,678 anyone's ever done for me. 1017 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:28,516 I just really liked the song. 1018 00:54:29,809 --> 00:54:31,978 Well, you should have seen Tom in college. 1019 00:54:32,061 --> 00:54:34,146 - Okay. - You guys went to college together? 1020 00:54:34,230 --> 00:54:37,316 No, no, Donald and I grew up together. 1021 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,110 I visited him in college a lot. 1022 00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,320 Which I soon realized had nothing to do with me. 1023 00:54:41,404 --> 00:54:43,572 - Oh, that's not-- - Yeah, He'd call me up and be like, 1024 00:54:43,656 --> 00:54:44,907 "What are you up to this weekend?" 1025 00:54:44,991 --> 00:54:46,242 And before I could even answer him, 1026 00:54:46,367 --> 00:54:49,537 he'd be like, "Uh, is, uh, is May going to be there?" 1027 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:52,581 - Okay, that is completely bull-- - True, true! 1028 00:54:53,708 --> 00:54:55,126 May didn't even know I existed. 1029 00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:56,210 That's also true. 1030 00:54:56,294 --> 00:54:57,420 - Aw. - I'm sorry, man. 1031 00:54:57,503 --> 00:54:59,797 So anyway, when I moved out to L.A., 1032 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,257 Donald came out to visit me. 1033 00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:03,259 When I was throwing Tom a birthday party 1034 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:05,219 - at this Karaoke place. - Nice! 1035 00:55:05,303 --> 00:55:07,054 - Yeah. - Love that! 1036 00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:09,473 Yeah, so, May signed us up to sing. 1037 00:55:09,557 --> 00:55:11,642 By the time our number was called, 1038 00:55:11,726 --> 00:55:12,893 I was actually in the bathroom. 1039 00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:14,729 No, actually you were at the bar 1040 00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:16,272 flirting with that redhead. 1041 00:55:16,355 --> 00:55:18,482 No, he was in the bathroom 1042 00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:19,984 banging that redhead. 1043 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,610 - Jesus! Really? - I really bet. 1044 00:55:21,694 --> 00:55:23,279 Yup. 1045 00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:25,114 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1046 00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:28,284 - Well, wherever you were... - Inside her. 1047 00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:32,663 ...I had to bring Donald up on stage with me instead. 1048 00:55:32,747 --> 00:55:34,999 - And I don't sing. - Nope, not even a little bit. 1049 00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:36,167 I mean, he just kind of moans. 1050 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,294 - But. - But, no, no, no. That night, 1051 00:55:38,419 --> 00:55:40,504 honestly, he was, he was, unbelievable. 1052 00:55:40,588 --> 00:55:44,675 I mean, I literally, I left this poor girl in the bathroom stall. 1053 00:55:44,759 --> 00:55:46,302 - I did. I do. - Shut up! 1054 00:55:46,427 --> 00:55:49,138 - I think she's still there today. - I should call her. 1055 00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:51,140 No, so I could, I could go out and hear him. 1056 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:52,933 I mean, you were ridiculous. 1057 00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:54,477 Ridiculous, yes. 1058 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,605 And... and the rest is history. 1059 00:55:58,773 --> 00:56:00,316 As they say. 1060 00:56:02,401 --> 00:56:03,402 - Leo. - Mm? 1061 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:05,738 Slow down. 1062 00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:07,448 No-- oh. 1063 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:08,616 No way, man. 1064 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:10,743 I'm single and ready to mingle. 1065 00:56:10,826 --> 00:56:12,787 Whoa! Hey, what's up, ladies? 1066 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:14,330 What are you trying to do, 1067 00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:15,456 fuck a tree? 1068 00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:16,624 Oh, yeah, ooh. 1069 00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:18,417 I love fucking trees. 1070 00:56:18,501 --> 00:56:21,587 Oh, my God. 1071 00:56:21,670 --> 00:56:24,090 Wow, you need some moisturizer. 1072 00:56:24,173 --> 00:56:26,717 I got to be careful, I'll get a splinter in my dick. 1073 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,433 You're so insane. 1074 00:56:36,018 --> 00:56:37,353 Are you okay? 1075 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:39,021 No, no, no. Please do not. 1076 00:56:39,105 --> 00:56:40,981 Do not encourage Sad Leo. 1077 00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:43,776 Oh, It's just like, "Where is she already, you know? 1078 00:56:43,859 --> 00:56:45,653 It's just like, "Fuck!" 1079 00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:51,283 I mean, I don't mean to sound like a girl or anything, 1080 00:56:51,367 --> 00:56:55,371 but it's just like, man, Sunday nights get lonely sometimes. 1081 00:56:55,496 --> 00:56:57,832 Hey, you don't want that. 1082 00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:01,502 Everybody's looking for their person. 1083 00:57:03,546 --> 00:57:05,840 You don't really believe that, do you? 1084 00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:08,008 I think everyone believes that, 1085 00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:09,051 or they should. 1086 00:57:09,802 --> 00:57:11,387 Don't you ever? 1087 00:57:11,512 --> 00:57:14,140 Sorry, don't you ever just want to say, "Fuck it"? 1088 00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:18,185 Like, do something that doesn't make sense, you know. 1089 00:57:18,269 --> 00:57:20,229 Screw up your life, like, leave your husband. 1090 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:21,939 Whoa, okay. 1091 00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:23,482 She's kidding. 1092 00:57:23,566 --> 00:57:24,567 I don't think she is. 1093 00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:26,277 I mean, I get it. 1094 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,778 Like, what if I didn't exist? 1095 00:57:27,862 --> 00:57:29,780 - Yes! - But you do exist. 1096 00:57:29,864 --> 00:57:33,284 Okay, look, If I were on my own, I'd just-- 1097 00:57:33,367 --> 00:57:34,535 I would sell our place 1098 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:37,037 and get the smallest, shittiest boat. 1099 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:39,331 - You'd sell our place? - I would be a fish farmer! 1100 00:57:39,415 --> 00:57:42,126 Oh, so now I'm stopping you from being a fish farmer? 1101 00:57:42,209 --> 00:57:43,502 That's amazing. 1102 00:57:43,586 --> 00:57:45,254 There's no point to this conversation. 1103 00:57:45,337 --> 00:57:47,715 Like, haven't you ever had a fantasy that he was dead? 1104 00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:50,426 - No! Dead? - Not like, "dead" dead. 1105 00:57:50,551 --> 00:57:51,719 But just, like, gone. 1106 00:57:52,887 --> 00:57:55,014 Yes, he drives me crazy a lot 1107 00:57:55,097 --> 00:57:56,849 but at the end of the day, I'm... 1108 00:57:57,975 --> 00:57:59,935 happy that I get to lay down next to him. 1109 00:58:04,231 --> 00:58:05,774 Sounds really romantic. 1110 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:09,945 What? 1111 00:58:10,029 --> 00:58:11,947 I-- no, I'm just, I'm just saying 1112 00:58:12,031 --> 00:58:13,699 not everyone is like that. 1113 00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:16,368 Okay. 1114 00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:20,289 What about you, Tom? 1115 00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:24,293 What about me? 1116 00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:25,211 Are you like that? 1117 00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:28,839 Are you looking for your soulmate? 1118 00:58:28,923 --> 00:58:30,549 Leo. 1119 00:58:30,633 --> 00:58:31,967 Shut up. 1120 00:58:32,051 --> 00:58:33,469 Why are you blushing? 1121 00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:36,805 You're such a dick. 1122 00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:49,068 We're ovulating. 1123 00:58:54,782 --> 00:58:56,450 I sort of feel bad for him. 1124 00:58:57,952 --> 00:58:59,245 I don't know, it's just so, like, heavy. 1125 00:58:59,328 --> 00:59:01,205 - You know what I mean? - What are you talking about? 1126 00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:03,332 I don't know. They seem kind of miserable to me. 1127 00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:04,708 - Donald and May? - Yeah! 1128 00:59:04,792 --> 00:59:05,918 No, they're great together. 1129 00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:07,127 They're just, you know. 1130 00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:08,754 They-- I don't know. I don't really 1131 00:59:08,837 --> 00:59:09,922 even know them, but-- 1132 00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:11,882 Exactly. 1133 00:59:11,966 --> 00:59:13,217 You should shut up. 1134 00:59:14,593 --> 00:59:16,428 You're so rude. 1135 00:59:16,512 --> 00:59:18,681 - You want me to shut up? - No, I don't want you to shut up. 1136 00:59:18,764 --> 00:59:20,849 - Tell me what you think. - Hmm. 1137 00:59:20,933 --> 00:59:21,767 I don't know. 1138 00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:23,644 It's just like... 1139 00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:27,523 I mean, can you picture the two of them having sex? 1140 00:59:28,774 --> 00:59:29,942 Are you serious right now? 1141 00:59:30,025 --> 00:59:31,235 - I'm totally serious. - Come on! 1142 00:59:31,318 --> 00:59:33,237 - I know you know what I'm talking about. - No, look. 1143 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,323 They're going through a bit of a rough patch 1144 00:59:36,407 --> 00:59:38,492 right now, that's all. They are just... 1145 00:59:38,576 --> 00:59:41,453 It's like, um, they're like an anti-marriage campaign. 1146 00:59:41,537 --> 00:59:42,830 - Look, things aren't always... - I'm sorry. 1147 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,915 - ...smooth sailing-- - So you don't get in the boat? 1148 00:59:44,999 --> 00:59:46,750 No, you, you get in the boat. 1149 00:59:46,834 --> 00:59:48,210 You just got to make sure you're in 1150 00:59:48,294 --> 00:59:50,087 with the right first mate, that's all. 1151 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:52,131 Mm-hmm. I have a question for you. 1152 00:59:52,214 --> 00:59:54,174 - Mm. - Are you a sailor? 1153 00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:56,010 Because you'd make such a hot sailor. 1154 00:59:56,093 --> 00:59:58,554 - I think you are a sailor, aren't you? - You know what? 1155 00:59:58,637 --> 01:00:01,056 - You need to focus. You need to focus. - You're keeping secrets from me. 1156 01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:02,808 You know what? Okay, I got it. 1157 01:00:02,891 --> 01:00:04,184 I got it, it's like, 1158 01:00:05,019 --> 01:00:06,437 it's like you're in the bunker. 1159 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,230 - Oh, all right. - Right, and you-- 1160 01:00:08,314 --> 01:00:09,982 So now we're in a war. 1161 01:00:10,065 --> 01:00:11,483 - Would you let me finish? - We went from sailing... 1162 01:00:11,567 --> 01:00:13,068 - Would you let me finish? - ...to warring? 1163 01:00:13,152 --> 01:00:15,112 - Please. - Fine, I'm not going to fight with you about this. 1164 01:00:15,195 --> 01:00:18,407 - I'm not fighting, I'm trying to explain something. - Alright, old man. Explain it. 1165 01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:22,411 Okay, so... now I lost my train of thought. 1166 01:00:22,494 --> 01:00:26,373 Okay, you know what? Forget about the two of them for a second. 1167 01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:29,960 Just, I mean... like, you and I. 1168 01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:31,587 I mean, we're... 1169 01:00:32,755 --> 01:00:33,714 What? 1170 01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:36,300 - Lost. - You-- 1171 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:40,846 - I wasn't going to say lost but-- - No, no, wait. 1172 01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:42,473 I mean, seriously, how did we get-- 1173 01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:45,726 Where are we? 1174 01:00:57,655 --> 01:00:58,656 Hey. 1175 01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:03,619 What? 1176 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,998 What would you do if I weren't here? 1177 01:01:09,208 --> 01:01:12,294 Are you really waking me up for this? 1178 01:01:12,378 --> 01:01:13,212 I want to know. 1179 01:01:17,591 --> 01:01:19,426 I'd sleep on both sides of the bed. 1180 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,431 - That's it? - Mm-hmm. 1181 01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:26,266 Come on. 1182 01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:27,184 Come on. 1183 01:01:28,394 --> 01:01:29,228 Please? 1184 01:01:31,313 --> 01:01:32,439 Oh, gosh. 1185 01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:41,490 I would, um... 1186 01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:49,873 I'd go out on the rooftop and sunbathe naked. 1187 01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:52,960 And I would flirt a lot. 1188 01:01:53,669 --> 01:01:54,712 With married men. 1189 01:01:55,921 --> 01:01:57,840 And I'd go out on dates, 1190 01:01:57,923 --> 01:01:59,299 just lots of dates and... 1191 01:02:00,634 --> 01:02:03,470 think about all the ways that they weren't like you, 1192 01:02:03,554 --> 01:02:05,222 and how I wish that they were like you, 1193 01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:08,267 but then thank God for all the ways 1194 01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:10,269 that they're not like you. 1195 01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:17,025 And I would buy all new bras and lingerie. 1196 01:02:17,109 --> 01:02:19,194 And I would go out and I would just fuck somebody 1197 01:02:19,278 --> 01:02:21,363 the way that I've never fucked you before. 1198 01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:25,159 And I would travel, 1199 01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:28,036 I would just go everywhere and get fat. 1200 01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:31,248 And then I would go and get in the best shape of my life. 1201 01:02:33,167 --> 01:02:37,755 And I would say what I mean more often, to everyone. 1202 01:02:39,339 --> 01:02:41,842 I would be more excited to wake up in the morning. 1203 01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:47,264 I just, I would just feel more alive. 1204 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:55,272 But then I would go to bed and I would miss you... 1205 01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:58,734 the old you. 1206 01:03:02,321 --> 01:03:03,989 I really miss the old you. 1207 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:19,421 This is how orgies start, isn't it? 1208 01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:50,244 Ro? 1209 01:03:51,036 --> 01:03:52,037 Is that you? 1210 01:04:25,028 --> 01:04:26,154 Hey. 1211 01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:27,906 I know you're in there. 1212 01:05:34,765 --> 01:05:35,849 No, they love-- 1213 01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:39,019 Yeah, that's, that's the one they loved. 1214 01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:41,313 That's what I said. 1215 01:05:41,396 --> 01:05:42,314 Yeah. 1216 01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:43,357 Um... 1217 01:05:44,983 --> 01:05:45,817 Yeah. 1218 01:05:46,652 --> 01:05:48,236 No, those were the exact-- 1219 01:05:49,613 --> 01:05:52,449 those were the exact words that they used, yeah. 1220 01:05:52,532 --> 01:05:54,242 No, they're very excited. 1221 01:05:54,326 --> 01:05:56,078 I told them you had a whole series 1222 01:05:56,161 --> 01:05:59,498 of similar, um, things that they could always, 1223 01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:00,540 you know, take a... 1224 01:06:01,667 --> 01:06:02,501 uh... 1225 01:06:03,502 --> 01:06:04,419 um... 1226 01:06:05,212 --> 01:06:08,048 Yeah, I'd say so. 1227 01:06:09,299 --> 01:06:10,550 Okay, listen, I've got to go. 1228 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:12,928 I will, I will see you Thursday. Okay, alright, bye. 1229 01:06:14,262 --> 01:06:15,222 Hey, what's up? 1230 01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:16,974 I'm not doing this again with you. 1231 01:06:17,933 --> 01:06:19,726 - Doing what? - You and Pinkerbell are flitin' 1232 01:06:19,810 --> 01:06:21,853 around here like it's your first date at sleep-away camp. 1233 01:06:21,937 --> 01:06:24,356 - It's not like that. - She just walked out here without a shirt. 1234 01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:26,775 We're closed for the installation. Who cares? 1235 01:06:28,235 --> 01:06:30,320 She doesn't know what's coming, does she? 1236 01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:32,447 Poor girl. 1237 01:06:53,135 --> 01:06:55,262 Are we sleeping? 1238 01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:57,931 You are. 1239 01:06:58,015 --> 01:06:59,516 Were. 1240 01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:00,434 Good. 1241 01:07:02,436 --> 01:07:03,937 I saw your painting today. 1242 01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:06,356 What? 1243 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,900 - What? No, it's not finished yet-- - Relax. I-- 1244 01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:12,112 I think we should put it in the show. 1245 01:07:14,364 --> 01:07:15,323 I want to. 1246 01:07:16,241 --> 01:07:18,493 I think you should do a whole series for it. 1247 01:07:20,037 --> 01:07:20,871 Why? 1248 01:07:22,414 --> 01:07:23,832 Because it's really good. 1249 01:07:25,584 --> 01:07:27,294 You're really good. 1250 01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:30,130 Do you know that? 1251 01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:36,094 I love you. 1252 01:07:42,517 --> 01:07:45,020 So, what time does the Tom-i-nator get home? 1253 01:07:45,145 --> 01:07:48,023 If you don't hold still we're going to be here all night. 1254 01:07:48,148 --> 01:07:50,609 - Stop sketching me! - Why? 1255 01:07:50,692 --> 01:07:52,235 God, we're supposed to be hanging out. 1256 01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:57,115 Ouch. 1257 01:07:57,199 --> 01:07:59,993 I just can't believe that you and Tommy-Mc-Wonderful-- 1258 01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:02,454 Okay, You know what? If you don't stop it with the nicknames 1259 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,623 I'm going to think you're in love with him. 1260 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:06,792 Should we order some food? 1261 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:12,255 Rosemary? 1262 01:08:13,799 --> 01:08:15,467 - Rosemary? - Huh? What? 1263 01:08:16,468 --> 01:08:18,512 I said, should we order some food? 1264 01:08:18,595 --> 01:08:20,555 Oh, sorry. I just-- 1265 01:08:20,639 --> 01:08:22,808 I keep thinking I should go to the gallery 1266 01:08:22,891 --> 01:08:26,603 - and check the layout again. - Oh, God, you are obsessed. 1267 01:08:29,356 --> 01:08:31,691 Do you know how hard it is to get into a gallery? 1268 01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:33,652 - And this is a good one. - No. 1269 01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:35,195 Well, it's really hard. 1270 01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:37,239 Well then I guess it's a good thing you're with him. 1271 01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:43,870 Is it weird? 1272 01:08:43,954 --> 01:08:45,372 What? 1273 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:46,665 Living with someone? 1274 01:08:46,748 --> 01:08:48,708 - No. Why? - I don't know. 1275 01:08:50,418 --> 01:08:52,462 I just figured you would've bailed by now. 1276 01:08:53,130 --> 01:08:54,339 What's that supposed to mean? 1277 01:08:54,422 --> 01:08:56,299 Hey, I'm exactly the same way. 1278 01:08:56,383 --> 01:08:57,300 I don't bail. 1279 01:08:58,051 --> 01:08:59,719 I just-- I go, wherever... 1280 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:01,847 I go wherever I'm happy. 1281 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:04,516 I'm happy here. 1282 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:10,355 - Hey. - Hey. 1283 01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:11,773 You're home so early. 1284 01:09:11,857 --> 01:09:13,567 Yeah, just uh... 1285 01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:25,036 What are you doing? Are you going to come up? 1286 01:09:25,912 --> 01:09:26,872 Yeah, yeah. 1287 01:09:26,955 --> 01:09:28,582 In a minute. Um... 1288 01:09:30,417 --> 01:09:32,794 - Was Leo here? - Yeah. 1289 01:09:36,381 --> 01:09:37,591 I texted you five times. 1290 01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,843 - What? - Nothing, just... 1291 01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:42,053 I can't hear, can you come up here? 1292 01:09:42,137 --> 01:09:43,722 Yeah. Yup, coming. 1293 01:09:49,186 --> 01:09:50,020 Hey. 1294 01:09:51,605 --> 01:09:52,439 Hey. 1295 01:09:56,484 --> 01:09:58,361 So, what were you guys doing? 1296 01:09:58,445 --> 01:10:00,739 Oh, we went for a hike and then he sat for me. 1297 01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:04,409 He sat for you, did he? 1298 01:10:08,330 --> 01:10:09,164 Yeah. 1299 01:10:10,957 --> 01:10:11,875 - What? - Don't you think that's-- 1300 01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:13,084 I don't know, just, 1301 01:10:13,168 --> 01:10:14,669 don't you think it's a little-- 1302 01:10:14,753 --> 01:10:17,422 I mean, the guy's here all the time. I mean, 1303 01:10:17,505 --> 01:10:19,382 doesn't he, doesn't he work? 1304 01:10:19,466 --> 01:10:20,634 I thought he had a job. 1305 01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:21,843 I mean... 1306 01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:24,095 He's the only person I know 1307 01:10:24,179 --> 01:10:26,556 who doesn't have anything to do all day, so. 1308 01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,850 I've still got two more paintings to finish. 1309 01:10:29,517 --> 01:10:31,603 - Right, okay. - Hey. 1310 01:10:33,063 --> 01:10:35,273 Are you jealous? 1311 01:10:35,357 --> 01:10:36,399 Jealous of Leo? 1312 01:10:37,275 --> 01:10:38,109 No, I just-- 1313 01:10:38,193 --> 01:10:39,236 He's my friend. 1314 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,074 Okay. 1315 01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:03,593 I think the phone is ringing. 1316 01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:07,222 - What? - Phone? 1317 01:11:08,223 --> 01:11:09,224 Oh, God. 1318 01:11:10,225 --> 01:11:12,185 Jack Feldman-- 1319 01:11:13,478 --> 01:11:14,312 Sorry. 1320 01:11:15,272 --> 01:11:17,107 I'm just a little distracted. 1321 01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:19,067 There seems to be an epidemic around here. 1322 01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:21,403 - Annabelle, you got the list? - Yes. 1323 01:11:21,486 --> 01:11:24,489 And we have a ton of major people coming. 1324 01:11:24,572 --> 01:11:25,407 Are you excited? 1325 01:11:26,157 --> 01:11:28,368 - Oh, yeah, I guess. - You guess? 1326 01:11:29,119 --> 01:11:30,495 No, oh, oh, I mean, of course. 1327 01:11:30,578 --> 01:11:33,832 And thank you again for putting me in your show. 1328 01:11:33,915 --> 01:11:36,084 - I'm finished! - Oh, good. 1329 01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:37,877 Never mind, let's see the list. 1330 01:11:39,462 --> 01:11:40,672 Oh, good girl. 1331 01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:46,928 - Hello. - Hi. 1332 01:11:48,263 --> 01:11:50,348 - I missed you today. - Mm. 1333 01:11:50,432 --> 01:11:51,433 That's nice. 1334 01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:54,728 I'm going to go to bed, babe. 1335 01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:55,645 I'm so tired. 1336 01:11:56,354 --> 01:11:57,314 Well, you don't 1337 01:11:58,023 --> 01:12:01,026 - have to necessarily go to bed, right? - Mm-hmm. 1338 01:12:01,109 --> 01:12:02,444 Can't we just, uh... 1339 01:12:04,029 --> 01:12:05,780 - Hmm? - You can do whatever you want, 1340 01:12:05,864 --> 01:12:07,407 but I'm not going to participate. 1341 01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:41,066 Oh. 1342 01:12:41,149 --> 01:12:42,025 It's you. 1343 01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:43,443 Yup. It's me. 1344 01:12:44,778 --> 01:12:46,237 Just the guy who owns the place. 1345 01:12:47,530 --> 01:12:48,656 No, thank you. 1346 01:12:50,241 --> 01:12:53,370 You know... I meant to tell you... 1347 01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:56,331 I'm impressed. 1348 01:12:57,415 --> 01:12:58,750 Thank you. 1349 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:03,338 Thank you, seriously, this is, ah... just so exciting. 1350 01:13:03,421 --> 01:13:04,255 Don't thank me. 1351 01:13:05,924 --> 01:13:07,384 The way you shimmied on in here. 1352 01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:09,594 That takes real talent. 1353 01:13:09,677 --> 01:13:10,637 Sorry? 1354 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,180 It's a shame. 1355 01:13:12,263 --> 01:13:13,932 I could've helped you. 1356 01:13:14,015 --> 01:13:14,849 I wanted to. 1357 01:13:16,935 --> 01:13:19,354 But I guess it was just easier wandering around in your underwear 1358 01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:21,398 waiting for him to notice your paintings. 1359 01:13:24,067 --> 01:13:24,901 Yeah, it's funny. 1360 01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:27,362 Tom usually goes for the model type. 1361 01:13:30,198 --> 01:13:31,908 You must be a hell of a fuck. 1362 01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:57,934 - Hey. - Hi. 1363 01:13:58,852 --> 01:14:00,019 Excuse me for one second. 1364 01:14:10,071 --> 01:14:12,740 Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? What happened? 1365 01:14:12,824 --> 01:14:15,869 - Please don't make me go there. - What are you talking about? 1366 01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:17,787 What happened, wha-- what happened? 1367 01:14:18,830 --> 01:14:20,206 Did someone-- 1368 01:14:20,290 --> 01:14:23,042 Look at me. Look at me. Everybody loves you in there. 1369 01:14:23,877 --> 01:14:25,879 You got to go back in. Your stuff is great. 1370 01:14:27,255 --> 01:14:28,798 Hey, hey, hey. 1371 01:14:28,882 --> 01:14:29,757 I love you. 1372 01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:33,887 - You do? - You got to go back in. 1373 01:14:33,970 --> 01:14:36,431 - You really love me? - Yeah. 1374 01:14:38,016 --> 01:14:39,309 Let's get married. 1375 01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:42,687 What? 1376 01:14:47,025 --> 01:14:48,318 So, this is it. 1377 01:14:48,401 --> 01:14:49,611 It's the last one. 1378 01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:52,572 Oh, they spelled your name wrong. 1379 01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:53,490 What? 1380 01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:55,742 Bosemary. 1381 01:14:55,825 --> 01:14:57,285 Well, I guess I'm lucky to even be here. 1382 01:14:57,368 --> 01:14:59,412 That's not luck, it's karma. 1383 01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:04,250 "Limerence." 1384 01:15:04,334 --> 01:15:06,503 There once was a man from Nantucket. 1385 01:15:07,337 --> 01:15:09,506 Not limerick, dumb ass. Limerence. 1386 01:15:10,757 --> 01:15:13,384 I just, you know-- what is it? 1387 01:15:13,468 --> 01:15:15,220 It's a self-portrait. 1388 01:15:15,303 --> 01:15:16,596 But it doesn't look like you. 1389 01:15:16,679 --> 01:15:18,056 It's a little part of me. 1390 01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:20,850 - Hey. - Hi. 1391 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:22,810 Hi. 1392 01:15:23,645 --> 01:15:24,562 Okay, weird. 1393 01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:28,233 What, you didn't tell them? 1394 01:15:29,067 --> 01:15:30,276 We're getting married. 1395 01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:34,739 You did it, brother. Come here. 1396 01:15:36,074 --> 01:15:38,201 - Actually, she did it. - By a dumpster. 1397 01:15:38,284 --> 01:15:40,161 - That's fantastic. - very romantic. 1398 01:15:40,245 --> 01:15:42,205 Congrats! 1399 01:15:42,997 --> 01:15:44,999 You know, we've been talking about this for a while. 1400 01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:46,459 I said it was going to happen. 1401 01:15:46,543 --> 01:15:48,336 - You said, no, it's just cool-- - It was all you. 1402 01:15:48,419 --> 01:15:50,338 Yeah, it was me, I think I was a positive influence. 1403 01:15:50,421 --> 01:15:52,840 - Just stop talking. - May, it's awesome. Congrats, dude. 1404 01:15:52,924 --> 01:15:54,133 You've talked enough. 1405 01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:55,552 - May. - Just stop talking. 1406 01:15:59,681 --> 01:16:02,225 You've known each other for about 12 minutes. 1407 01:16:05,353 --> 01:16:06,563 It's a bad idea. 1408 01:16:09,148 --> 01:16:10,441 - May. - I'm done. 1409 01:16:15,863 --> 01:16:16,823 Shots? 1410 01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:23,496 Fuck. 1411 01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,497 Hey. 1412 01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:26,624 Donald. 1413 01:18:08,142 --> 01:18:09,560 So, how does it feel knowing that 1414 01:18:09,644 --> 01:18:11,521 you're only going to have sex with one person 1415 01:18:11,604 --> 01:18:12,730 for the rest of your life? 1416 01:18:13,523 --> 01:18:14,524 I'm busy! 1417 01:18:17,276 --> 01:18:18,653 Hey, will you open the door? 1418 01:18:30,707 --> 01:18:33,751 Hah, you're waiting 'til now to write your vows? 1419 01:18:33,835 --> 01:18:34,669 Shut up. 1420 01:18:35,378 --> 01:18:37,296 Aren't you worried you're going to cheat on him? 1421 01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:40,174 - No. - Well, you've cheated on every guy. 1422 01:18:40,258 --> 01:18:42,802 What, like, in high school? Come on. 1423 01:18:42,885 --> 01:18:44,512 Yeah, if you did it then, you'll do it now. 1424 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:47,598 You know what they say, history loves company. 1425 01:18:48,850 --> 01:18:50,518 No, that's wrong. 1426 01:18:50,601 --> 01:18:51,894 History repeats itself. 1427 01:18:51,978 --> 01:18:53,688 Misery loves company. 1428 01:18:53,813 --> 01:18:55,982 Either way you're a cheater. 1429 01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:57,650 Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. 1430 01:18:57,734 --> 01:18:59,235 - Get out of here! - Oh, my God! 1431 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,237 Seriously? 1432 01:19:04,866 --> 01:19:06,409 - You want to get stoned? - Dude. 1433 01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:08,035 I'm about to get married. 1434 01:19:12,165 --> 01:19:13,666 Okay, I cannot, 1435 01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:16,085 I can't think with this stupid music on. 1436 01:19:16,169 --> 01:19:18,629 Oh, God, now what's wrong with the music? 1437 01:19:18,713 --> 01:19:20,882 - It's offensive! - Who the hell are you right now? 1438 01:19:20,965 --> 01:19:22,675 I don't need this right now. Turn the music on! 1439 01:19:22,759 --> 01:19:24,218 Turn the music off! 1440 01:19:24,302 --> 01:19:26,679 Because-- it's not funny! 1441 01:19:26,763 --> 01:19:27,764 It's ridiculous. 1442 01:19:28,514 --> 01:19:31,350 You grew up in Greenwich, Connecticut. And you're white. 1443 01:19:34,312 --> 01:19:35,897 Okay, bridezilla! 1444 01:19:46,157 --> 01:19:46,991 Hey. 1445 01:19:49,494 --> 01:19:50,411 Listen. 1446 01:19:52,789 --> 01:19:54,540 You know you don't have to do this. 1447 01:20:08,054 --> 01:20:09,514 You look really pretty. 1448 01:20:11,182 --> 01:20:12,016 I do? 1449 01:20:19,649 --> 01:20:20,525 Rosemary. 1450 01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:22,652 God dammit. 1451 01:20:38,125 --> 01:20:40,127 If you're playing hard to get still, it's not going to work. 1452 01:20:40,211 --> 01:20:41,254 We got to go. 1453 01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:42,171 Hey, man. 1454 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:44,048 Where's, where's Ro? 1455 01:20:44,757 --> 01:20:45,842 She went for a walk. 1456 01:20:47,552 --> 01:20:48,719 Look, dude. 1457 01:20:48,803 --> 01:20:51,556 I don't think she wants to marry you. So... 1458 01:20:57,979 --> 01:20:59,605 Do me a favor? 1459 01:20:59,689 --> 01:21:01,065 Stay the fuck away from her. 1460 01:21:11,826 --> 01:21:12,869 Rosemary's gone. 1461 01:21:13,703 --> 01:21:15,830 - What? Where did she go? - I don't know. 1462 01:21:15,955 --> 01:21:18,374 I'm going to check the other side of the property. 1463 01:21:18,457 --> 01:21:20,001 Keep me company? 1464 01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:21,127 Yeah. Sure. 1465 01:21:24,839 --> 01:21:26,591 - Yeah. - I'm not saying anything. 1466 01:21:32,930 --> 01:21:33,764 Ro! 1467 01:21:39,562 --> 01:21:40,521 Ro! 1468 01:21:48,029 --> 01:21:49,655 Do you think that anybody knows? 1469 01:21:49,739 --> 01:21:51,198 Knows what? 1470 01:21:51,282 --> 01:21:53,075 That we're getting divorced. 1471 01:21:54,535 --> 01:21:57,330 I don't think anybody's paying attention to us. 1472 01:21:57,413 --> 01:21:58,998 What a mess. 1473 01:21:59,081 --> 01:22:00,541 At least it isn't ours. 1474 01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:02,293 Yeah. For once. 1475 01:22:08,215 --> 01:22:10,384 I'm too old for this. 1476 01:22:10,468 --> 01:22:12,595 - You're not old. - Yes, I am. 1477 01:22:14,931 --> 01:22:16,307 You're beautiful. 1478 01:22:20,811 --> 01:22:23,564 Hey, we got to get this thing started. 1479 01:22:24,815 --> 01:22:25,900 Where is everyone? 1480 01:22:27,068 --> 01:22:27,902 She's gone. 1481 01:22:30,237 --> 01:22:31,155 What did you do? 1482 01:23:12,488 --> 01:23:13,656 I went for a walk. 1483 01:23:15,032 --> 01:23:15,908 Yeah. 1484 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:18,995 I see. 1485 01:23:22,707 --> 01:23:24,875 Do you ever feel like the person you want to be... 1486 01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:29,130 and the person you actually are would, like, hate each other? 1487 01:23:33,384 --> 01:23:35,219 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 1488 01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:40,516 Sorry. 1489 01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:41,434 I'm sorry. 1490 01:23:42,727 --> 01:23:44,520 I just, I didn't know what to do. 1491 01:23:46,230 --> 01:23:47,440 Which, uh... 1492 01:23:49,984 --> 01:23:52,153 Which part's, uh, confusing you? 1493 01:23:53,112 --> 01:23:54,405 The vows? Or the... 1494 01:23:56,407 --> 01:23:57,575 the commitment? 1495 01:23:57,658 --> 01:23:58,743 Fuck off. 1496 01:23:58,826 --> 01:24:01,954 Cause you're afraid, maybe? 1497 01:24:02,038 --> 01:24:04,206 It's just like, it's like, different. 1498 01:24:05,332 --> 01:24:07,001 You and me are different. 1499 01:24:07,084 --> 01:24:08,836 It's not how it was. 1500 01:24:08,919 --> 01:24:09,962 Why-- 1501 01:24:10,755 --> 01:24:12,006 Why is that a bad thing? 1502 01:24:12,131 --> 01:24:13,340 Because it sucks! 1503 01:24:13,424 --> 01:24:16,761 And it's not what I signed up for, so... 1504 01:24:16,844 --> 01:24:18,679 - It sucks? - I don't know. 1505 01:24:18,763 --> 01:24:20,222 I don't know, I don't know. 1506 01:24:20,306 --> 01:24:21,140 Okay. 1507 01:24:27,063 --> 01:24:29,899 Please can you just admit that this is different? 1508 01:24:29,982 --> 01:24:31,901 I know that you know what I'm talking about. 1509 01:24:31,984 --> 01:24:33,027 I know you can feel it. 1510 01:24:33,819 --> 01:24:35,488 - It's bullshit. - It's not bullshit! 1511 01:24:35,571 --> 01:24:36,697 It's fucking bullshit! 1512 01:24:38,741 --> 01:24:42,411 You don't just blow shit up because it gets uncomfortable. 1513 01:24:42,495 --> 01:24:44,288 - Why not? - Because you can't treat people 1514 01:24:44,371 --> 01:24:45,206 like that! 1515 01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,210 You're not the only one here. 1516 01:24:50,294 --> 01:24:54,298 You know, I haven't painted anything, in like... forever. 1517 01:24:55,341 --> 01:24:57,009 So, that's what this is about? 1518 01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,387 No, it's not. It's, uh... 1519 01:25:02,181 --> 01:25:03,724 You don't even notice. 1520 01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:06,894 What are you talking about? 1521 01:25:09,355 --> 01:25:10,689 Of course I notice you. 1522 01:25:14,110 --> 01:25:15,361 You're all I notice. 1523 01:25:23,035 --> 01:25:24,537 Why'd you ask me to marry you? 1524 01:25:36,841 --> 01:25:37,925 I have no idea. 1525 01:25:44,598 --> 01:25:46,183 No, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 1526 01:25:46,267 --> 01:25:47,601 It's not like that. 1527 01:25:47,685 --> 01:25:48,769 Tom. 1528 01:25:48,853 --> 01:25:50,980 Tom! Tom! 1529 01:25:58,821 --> 01:26:00,197 I wish we could go back... 1530 01:26:02,283 --> 01:26:04,285 to the way things were in the beginning. 1531 01:26:08,164 --> 01:26:09,665 Hey, wait. 1532 01:26:11,417 --> 01:26:12,251 Don't go. 1533 01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:17,464 You need to grow up. 1534 01:27:10,643 --> 01:27:13,687 ♪ Time ♪ 1535 01:27:15,606 --> 01:27:18,817 ♪ Passes slowly ♪ 1536 01:27:21,695 --> 01:27:24,073 ♪ Now I'm without you ♪ 1537 01:27:25,074 --> 01:27:27,368 ♪ And sleep ♪ 1538 01:27:28,619 --> 01:27:31,956 ♪ Never comes easy ♪ 1539 01:27:34,667 --> 01:27:37,253 ♪ Now I'm without you ♪ 1540 01:27:38,337 --> 01:27:40,881 ♪ Waiting alone ♪ 1541 01:27:40,965 --> 01:27:43,884 ♪ For you to call ♪ 1542 01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:50,849 ♪ 'Cause I missed The sound of your voice ♪ 1543 01:27:50,933 --> 01:27:53,894 ♪ If I had one wish ♪ 1544 01:27:53,978 --> 01:27:57,606 ♪ I'd be held in your arms ♪ 1545 01:27:57,690 --> 01:28:01,652 ♪ But I don't have a choice ♪ 1546 01:28:01,735 --> 01:28:04,113 ♪ And I miss you ♪ 1547 01:28:05,072 --> 01:28:07,157 ♪ I've missed you ♪ 1548 01:28:07,908 --> 01:28:09,326 ♪ For so long ♪ 1549 01:28:14,748 --> 01:28:20,254 ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪ 1550 01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:22,673 ♪ But you're gone ♪ 1551 01:28:36,687 --> 01:28:38,689 ♪ Waiting long ♪ 1552 01:28:39,857 --> 01:28:41,734 ♪ For you to come home ♪ 1553 01:28:43,152 --> 01:28:49,116 ♪ Because I missed Seeing your face ♪ 1554 01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:51,952 ♪ If I had one wish ♪ 1555 01:28:52,036 --> 01:28:55,164 ♪ I'd be held in your arms ♪ 1556 01:28:56,790 --> 01:28:59,793 ♪ There's just empty space ♪ 1557 01:28:59,877 --> 01:29:05,341 ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪ 1558 01:29:06,508 --> 01:29:11,347 ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪ 1559 01:29:12,723 --> 01:29:18,270 ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪ 1560 01:29:19,146 --> 01:29:22,441 ♪ But you're gone ♪ 1561 01:29:33,369 --> 01:29:36,205 - Hey. What are you doing here? - Uh. 1562 01:29:37,373 --> 01:29:39,500 Didn't feel right letting you do all this by yourself. 1563 01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:41,335 Oh, thanks. 1564 01:29:42,002 --> 01:29:44,630 Plus, uh... got you a little something. 1565 01:29:46,298 --> 01:29:48,342 It's not a thermometer, I promise. 1566 01:29:57,893 --> 01:29:59,103 How did you do this? 1567 01:30:00,145 --> 01:30:01,814 It's my half of the house. 1568 01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:04,733 I'm contracted to a lifetime supply of cupcakes. 1569 01:30:04,817 --> 01:30:05,818 It's in the fine print. 1570 01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:29,258 Go around. 1571 01:30:40,936 --> 01:30:42,020 Hi. 1572 01:30:42,104 --> 01:30:42,938 Hey. 1573 01:30:47,067 --> 01:30:48,277 Um... 1574 01:30:49,069 --> 01:30:50,696 - Are you okay? - Mm. 1575 01:30:50,779 --> 01:30:54,158 Oh, yeah. I just, um, fell asleep. Sleeping. 1576 01:30:57,494 --> 01:31:00,414 Sorry I've been so M.I.A. I just, uh... 1577 01:31:00,497 --> 01:31:01,582 - Oh, no. - I've just been really busy. 1578 01:31:01,665 --> 01:31:02,749 Yeah, me too. 1579 01:31:06,879 --> 01:31:07,963 Well, you look great. 1580 01:31:08,714 --> 01:31:11,091 No, I don't. I look like a-- 1581 01:31:11,175 --> 01:31:13,427 Hooker? 1582 01:31:14,136 --> 01:31:15,012 Oh, God. 1583 01:31:23,479 --> 01:31:24,980 Okay, all right. Um, 1584 01:31:25,063 --> 01:31:28,192 look, I'm not exactly sure how to do this, 1585 01:31:28,275 --> 01:31:30,527 but I do know that I owe you an apology. 1586 01:31:30,611 --> 01:31:35,240 - Oh, no, I, uh-- - Yes, and even though we don't always see eye to eye, 1587 01:31:35,324 --> 01:31:38,035 and you're really mean sometimes, 1588 01:31:38,118 --> 01:31:40,746 and, you know, you yell at me a lot. 1589 01:31:40,829 --> 01:31:42,789 This is like the worst apology ever. 1590 01:31:42,873 --> 01:31:44,708 I know. No, I have notes. 1591 01:31:46,752 --> 01:31:47,753 Notes I wrote. 1592 01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,555 Dear Rosemary... 1593 01:32:00,682 --> 01:32:02,142 I know I've been a bad friend. 1594 01:32:03,143 --> 01:32:05,229 I'm really sorry that I hurt you. 1595 01:32:05,312 --> 01:32:06,563 You didn't deserve that. 1596 01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:11,109 I hope I didn't completely fuck up your life because 1597 01:32:11,193 --> 01:32:12,528 I would hate myself forever. 1598 01:32:19,076 --> 01:32:20,118 P.S. I miss you. 1599 01:32:23,747 --> 01:32:24,623 P.S.S. 1600 01:32:27,834 --> 01:32:29,336 You're still in love with him. 1601 01:32:43,183 --> 01:32:45,811 A yellow cupcake, that's only the best 1602 01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:48,188 and most tastiest cupcake that we have. 1603 01:32:49,648 --> 01:32:51,525 Did you have school today? 1604 01:32:51,608 --> 01:32:54,236 Yeah, how was it? Do you like school? 1605 01:32:54,319 --> 01:32:55,153 Good. 1606 01:32:59,408 --> 01:33:00,367 Okay. 1607 01:33:01,243 --> 01:33:02,744 Do you want anything else? 1608 01:33:02,828 --> 01:33:04,663 Um, no, thank you. 1609 01:33:04,746 --> 01:33:06,873 Here we go. A sweet treat for a sweet girl. 1610 01:33:09,126 --> 01:33:10,919 Are you going to share with your mom? 1611 01:33:51,877 --> 01:33:53,045 Annabelle! 1612 01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:55,339 Oh, my God! Hi! 1613 01:33:55,422 --> 01:33:58,008 - What are you doing here? - Oh, it's so good to see you. 1614 01:33:58,091 --> 01:33:59,051 You look great. 1615 01:33:59,134 --> 01:34:00,719 - How are you? - I am great! 1616 01:34:00,802 --> 01:34:01,803 Today's my last day. 1617 01:34:02,638 --> 01:34:04,473 Oh, wow. 1618 01:34:04,556 --> 01:34:06,683 You guys are together. 1619 01:34:06,767 --> 01:34:09,227 - That's, uh... - We got a house in Joshua tree. 1620 01:34:09,311 --> 01:34:11,104 Yeah, on our way to the tree. 1621 01:34:11,188 --> 01:34:13,065 - Cool. - Hello, love. 1622 01:34:13,148 --> 01:34:15,400 You look just like a girl I once knew. 1623 01:34:16,401 --> 01:34:18,528 I am a girl you once knew. 1624 01:34:18,612 --> 01:34:20,697 Yeah, I get ya. 1625 01:34:20,781 --> 01:34:22,240 See you in the next life. 1626 01:34:22,324 --> 01:34:25,327 Is it okay if I stay and look around? 1627 01:34:25,410 --> 01:34:27,079 - Totally. - Toodles, love. 1628 01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:29,289 Oh. Bye. 1629 01:34:49,142 --> 01:34:51,937 I had it leaning against the wall downstairs. 1630 01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:53,814 I thought it looked better out here. 1631 01:34:55,649 --> 01:34:59,319 I, um, didn't know you would be here. 1632 01:35:00,529 --> 01:35:01,655 Where else would I be? 1633 01:35:03,573 --> 01:35:06,576 I was, I was in the neighborhood, and, I, um-- 1634 01:35:06,660 --> 01:35:08,912 Decided to stalk me again? 1635 01:35:08,995 --> 01:35:11,623 Well, I've only walked by here like 47 times, so-- 1636 01:35:11,707 --> 01:35:13,458 47? Huh. 1637 01:35:14,376 --> 01:35:16,670 Well, 48 is the number 1638 01:35:16,795 --> 01:35:19,047 where they give you official stalker status. 1639 01:35:19,131 --> 01:35:21,299 So, you're, you're in the clear. 1640 01:35:24,302 --> 01:35:25,971 I like your hair, by the way. 1641 01:35:26,847 --> 01:35:29,474 Thanks. It's not, it's not too old lady-ish? 1642 01:35:29,558 --> 01:35:30,892 No, no. I like it. 1643 01:35:32,102 --> 01:35:35,272 I mean, you know, I've been called an old man 1644 01:35:35,355 --> 01:35:37,524 so, uh, take that with a grain of salt. 1645 01:35:39,943 --> 01:35:41,820 Yeah, you didn't like it when I did that. 1646 01:35:41,903 --> 01:35:43,280 No, no. I thought it was, uh... 1647 01:35:44,740 --> 01:35:46,658 - Yeah. - Um... 1648 01:35:48,660 --> 01:35:49,494 I'm sorry. 1649 01:35:51,830 --> 01:35:52,664 Me too. 1650 01:35:57,919 --> 01:35:58,920 I miss you. 1651 01:36:07,721 --> 01:36:10,182 It was, uh, it was good to see you. 1652 01:36:11,349 --> 01:36:12,309 You too. 1653 01:36:14,895 --> 01:36:15,729 Hey. 1654 01:36:18,398 --> 01:36:19,608 Can I ask you something? 1655 01:36:28,658 --> 01:36:30,202 Which part of you is it? 1656 01:36:38,210 --> 01:36:39,127 It's you. 1657 01:36:52,808 --> 01:36:55,852 ♪ I never knew What I was going to do ♪ 1658 01:36:55,936 --> 01:36:57,229 ♪ When I grew up ♪ 1659 01:36:57,312 --> 01:36:58,605 ♪ Till I grew up ♪ 1660 01:37:03,610 --> 01:37:06,613 ♪ Some things you think You're never going to do ♪ 1661 01:37:06,696 --> 01:37:08,281 ♪ When you grow up ♪ 1662 01:37:08,365 --> 01:37:09,699 ♪ Then you grow up ♪ 1663 01:37:13,954 --> 01:37:15,664 ♪ Well that's one thing done ♪ 1664 01:37:15,747 --> 01:37:17,666 ♪ That leaves love And learning ♪ 1665 01:37:17,749 --> 01:37:20,168 ♪ Just what life is all about ♪ 1666 01:37:24,339 --> 01:37:27,175 ♪ I got about 50 years Left in me ♪ 1667 01:37:27,259 --> 01:37:30,470 ♪ Gives me 50 years To figure it all out ♪ 1668 01:37:30,554 --> 01:37:33,765 ♪ You never knew what you were going to do ♪ 1669 01:37:33,849 --> 01:37:35,016 ♪ When you stood up ♪ 1670 01:37:35,100 --> 01:37:36,226 ♪ Till you stood up ♪ 1671 01:37:41,314 --> 01:37:44,401 ♪ Now you can see How everything can be ♪ 1672 01:37:44,484 --> 01:37:45,777 ♪ When you stand up ♪ 1673 01:37:45,861 --> 01:37:47,153 ♪ So you stand out ♪ 1674 01:37:51,741 --> 01:37:53,034 ♪ Well that's one thing done ♪ 1675 01:37:53,118 --> 01:37:55,120 ♪ That leaves love And learning ♪ 1676 01:37:55,203 --> 01:37:57,873 ♪ Just what life is all about ♪ 1677 01:38:02,043 --> 01:38:04,838 ♪ You got about 50 years left in you ♪ 1678 01:38:04,963 --> 01:38:08,758 ♪ Give you 50 years To figure it all out ♪ 1679 01:38:10,385 --> 01:38:11,720 ♪ Figure it all out ♪ 1680 01:38:13,013 --> 01:38:18,935 ♪ Figure it all out ♪ 1681 01:38:44,002 --> 01:38:46,838 ♪ I never knew What I was going to do ♪ 1682 01:38:46,922 --> 01:38:48,465 ♪ When I grew up ♪ 1683 01:38:48,548 --> 01:38:49,966 ♪ Till I grew up ♪ 1684 01:38:54,638 --> 01:38:57,641 ♪ Some things you think You're never going to do ♪ 1685 01:38:57,724 --> 01:38:59,309 ♪ When you grow up ♪ 1686 01:38:59,392 --> 01:39:00,685 ♪ Then you grow up ♪ 1687 01:39:05,148 --> 01:39:06,608 ♪ Well that's one thing done ♪ 1688 01:39:06,691 --> 01:39:09,402 ♪ That leaves love And learning just what ♪ 1689 01:39:09,486 --> 01:39:11,363 ♪ Life is all about ♪ 1690 01:39:15,533 --> 01:39:18,286 ♪ I got about 50 years left in me ♪ 1691 01:39:18,370 --> 01:39:21,873 ♪ Give me 50 years To figure it all out ♪ 1692 01:39:27,087 --> 01:39:28,630 ♪ You say we're done ♪ 1693 01:39:28,713 --> 01:39:32,050 ♪ I don't buy it I don't buy it ♪ 1694 01:39:33,051 --> 01:39:35,303 ♪ You say you want To make it right ♪ 1695 01:39:35,387 --> 01:39:36,888 ♪ Then try it ♪ 1696 01:39:36,972 --> 01:39:38,181 ♪ Try it ♪ 1697 01:39:39,557 --> 01:39:41,351 ♪ 'Cause if you want it ♪ 1698 01:39:41,434 --> 01:39:42,769 ♪ I want it ♪ 1699 01:39:45,647 --> 01:39:47,941 ♪ Yeah, if you want me You got me ♪ 1700 01:39:48,066 --> 01:39:51,403 ♪ So baby, baby ♪ 1701 01:39:51,486 --> 01:39:53,697 ♪ Kiss me one more time ♪ 1702 01:39:53,780 --> 01:39:57,200 ♪ We'll be all right All right ♪ 1703 01:39:58,118 --> 01:39:59,869 ♪ Hold me one minute longer ♪ 1704 01:39:59,953 --> 01:40:03,289 ♪ We'll be all right All right ♪ 1705 01:40:04,332 --> 01:40:05,709 ♪ Don't walk away ♪ 1706 01:40:05,792 --> 01:40:09,587 ♪ We'll be all right All right ♪ 1707 01:40:10,463 --> 01:40:13,758 ♪ Give us one last chance To be all right ♪ 1708 01:40:15,385 --> 01:40:19,681 ♪ All right ♪ 1709 01:40:21,307 --> 01:40:26,312 ♪ All right ♪ 1710 01:40:28,690 --> 01:40:30,900 ♪ We've done this far too long ♪ 1711 01:40:30,984 --> 01:40:33,570 ♪ To give up, to give up ♪ 1712 01:40:34,988 --> 01:40:36,990 ♪ Say you got these standards ♪ 1713 01:40:37,115 --> 01:40:39,492 ♪ I'll live up, I'll live up ♪ 1714 01:40:40,994 --> 01:40:43,288 ♪ It's taking too long to say ♪ 1715 01:40:43,371 --> 01:40:44,497 ♪ I need you ♪ 1716 01:40:47,292 --> 01:40:49,294 ♪ I know I can make it better ♪ 1717 01:40:49,377 --> 01:40:52,338 ♪ Please baby, baby ♪ 1718 01:40:53,381 --> 01:40:55,300 ♪ Kiss me one more time ♪ 1719 01:40:55,383 --> 01:40:58,219 ♪ We'll be all right... ♪ 113945

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