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- You can spin it,
as quick as you can,
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and then you can see all the
different colors like that.
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- It's really clever.
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- You didn't borrow my
memory stick did you?
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It's got a picture
of a vagina on it.
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- Printed on the actual
pic or as a JPEG?
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- Both.
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- And it's yours?
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- The stick belongs to me
but it's not my vagina.
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- What does it look like?
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- My vagina?
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- Sorry, do you
think the terrorists
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just sit around
chatting all day?
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Get back to work.
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- I bet some of them do.
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- You'd go mad
otherwise wouldn't you?
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- Suicidal.
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(dramatic music)
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(explosion)
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- Do you want a biscuit
or anything Tula?
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Mary, do you want a biscuit?
- No.
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They give you migraines?
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- Okay, right, I need a
full update from all of you.
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As you heard just now,
we have Jerry Bernstein
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from the NSA arriving shortly.
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- Oh my God, Jerry Bernstein's
gonna be working with us?
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- And he is going to
be our NSA liaison.
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If you must speak
to the Americans
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you'll now go through him.
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Is that gonna be a problem?
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- Absolutely not,
I'm a huge, huge fan.
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He and I had a lot of email
back and forth on 9/11.
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- He's a terrorist?
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- No, Whitehall
created the position
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as part of our shared
intelligence initiative.
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Aside from providing a
link to American resources
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I'm told he has a
wealth of experience.
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- Should I book Pizza
Express in that case?
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- I suspect he'll
be too jet-lagged.
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- I don't mind.
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Sorry, so will he
be here long then?
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- Yes, providing he
plays by the rules.
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("Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top)
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- All right mate, excuse me.
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- Mary, where are we with
last week's cryptanalysis?
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Can you stop doing that please?
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- Sorry the pages are a
bit ripped, it was my cat.
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I'm worried he might have
caught Huntington's disease.
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- You're born with
Huntingdon's disease.
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- No I wasn't.
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- It does not matter.
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- No, I've heard
it's really serious.
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- Tuva, did you manage to
hack the Scorpio server?
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- All the names
and IP addresses,
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plus recordings of
their voicemails.
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- That's really good, Tuva.
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- Some of this is
incredibly filthy.
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- Thank you.
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- Oh I love that kind of stuff.
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- I can't take it.
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- You know you're
not meant to eat it--
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- Latest systems update.
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Joseph, go.
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- Now?
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Okay.
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So all our main systems seem
to be running absolutely fine.
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We've still got a
fair bit of chatter
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to analyze from
yesterday morning,
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about 25% of that left to do.
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Also, I did end up
stumbling across
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Matthew McConaughey's
browsing history.
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- Why is GSHQ's center
for cyber security
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looking at Matthew
McConaughey's browsing history?
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- I suspected a
glitch in the system,
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but I just thought I'd
follow it up just in case.
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Do you not want to know
what he's been looking at?
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- Is it in the interest
of national security?
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- Not really no, it's
lawn mowers, mainly.
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Big ones.
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- Ooh.
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- Also we just lost
our primary drone
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over the Iranian border.
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- Jesus Christ.
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- I know, and to
add insult to injury
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the level three printer's
stopped working.
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- Oh no.
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(phones chiming)
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- Ooh, database breach.
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Bank of England.
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- [Christine] I've
really gotta change that.
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How do you get
yours to just beep?
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- [Tuva] It's just set on beep.
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- [Joseph] I think
this must be Elaine.
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She walked down the aisle today.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Quick as you like.
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* Aserejé ja deje
tejebe tude jebere *
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* Sebiunouba majabi an de
bugui an de buididipí *
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* Aserejé ja deje
tejebe tude jebere *
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* Sebiunouba majabi an de
bugui an de buididipí *
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* Aserejé ja
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- Can you grab my luggage
or do I need to do that too?
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(phone rings)
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- Hello?
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Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
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No I'll come down.
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Yes!
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Jerry's here.
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Jerry's here.
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Hey, Jerry.
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Hi.
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Joseph Harries.
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So great to finally meet you.
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- Hey.
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Sorry, do we know each other?
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- Oh yeah I'm the one
who used to send the NSA,
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all the weekly cyber memos.
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- No way, I thought
that was spam.
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- No, it was me.
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- Right, what was
your name again?
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- Joseph Harries.
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- Right, John, do
you mind me asking,
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do you have dwarfism
in your family?
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- I don't think, no.
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- Okay, well you should check.
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- Okay.
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- Can you give me a hand?
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- Yes, absolutely.
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Right, here we go, we're
just up on the third floor.
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- Oh, oh no, don't
use the wheels.
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It's quite an expensive case.
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Can you carry it in?
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I won't be long.
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- Yeah, okay.
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Oh my God.
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- [Female] Hello?
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- Hi, mom!
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- Evelyn.
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Evelyn!
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(phone rings)
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Hello?
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- Yeah did you want me?
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- Yes, can you come up please?
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- Oh my God.
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What?
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- Could you not
hear me shouting?
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- I was on the phone.
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- Yes, to me!
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Get me a full background
check on Jerry Bernstein,
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I need to see his file.
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- It's classified.
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- If only there were an
institution that cracked codes
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to access classified
information.
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- So where's that?
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- Okay, shall we go through?
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- Oh hey Jerry, sorry,
they've just told us
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to wait here for a sec.
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- Why?
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- It's just a security
thing, won't be long.
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- What, because you're...
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- Oh no, it's not that,
it's just they need to
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check inside the case.
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- Because they think it's yours?
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- No, no, standard procedure,
this happens all the time.
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- Right, because you're...
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- Evelyn's here and
that's where I sit,
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and I'm just over there.
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And Jerry, this is
Chris Cranfield,
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Director of
cybersecurity at GCHQ.
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- Ah!
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- No way.
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I was expecting a guy.
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Jerry Bernstein, NSA.
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Do you prefer Chris
or Christopher?
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- It's Christine actually.
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- Right.
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These are for you and the team.
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- [Joseph] Oh lovely.
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- So, what have
we got going down?
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You wanna give me like a two
word summary of where we're at?
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- No.
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Why don't you just settle
in, we can catch up later.
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Joseph, will you show
Jerry to his office?
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- [Joseph] Yeah sure.
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- Hold the phone.
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So what OS are we using here?
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Is this Lysander 4.4?
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- 4.5.
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- Nice.
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- This is Tuva Olson.
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Used to be one of Europe's
most notorious hackers.
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- Still am.
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That was a joke.
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- Man I love humor.
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Jerry Bernstein, NSA.
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- Bernstein?
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Is that Jewish?
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- Wouldn't you like to know.
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Flirt.
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- Mary, come over and
say hello to Jerry.
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Quickly.
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- God, what happened?
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- Nothing.
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What do you mean?
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- This is Mary Needham,
one of GCHQ's finest.
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- Finest what?
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- Cryptanalysts.
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- Mary was one of the
first female professors
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to be nominated
for a Nobel Prize.
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- Wow.
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Did you win?
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- No, and I earned up getting
cystitis on the day, sadly.
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I think it was all the stress.
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- Great story.
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Can we get the
air-con turned on?
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It feels about 74 degrees
and I find my team
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works best at 71.
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- Yeah I can do that--
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- [Christine] No!
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Sit down please, Joseph.
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- Yeah I need you to take notes.
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Please stay.
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All right everyone, listen up.
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I am now your best
possible resource.
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I'm here for you, so
I want you to use me,
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exploit me, punish me.
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I wanna feel as if
I've been uploaded
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into each and every one of you.
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Even you guys.
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- What are you doing?
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- I'm just welcoming everyone.
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Can we get them to stop?
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- No, we're in the
middle of something,
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Bank of England, no American
liaison required, sadly.
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- Okay, listen,
I just wanna say,
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I'm really excited about this.
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I think we can learn
a lot from each other.
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Especially from me.
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- It'll be a pleasure
collaborating
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with one of our oldest
and closest allies.
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Welcome to the GCHQ.
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- Thank you.
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Back to work everyone.
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(upbeat music)
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- [Christine] Good morning.
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- Hey, do you like the plants?
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- You know they'll
die in three days.
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- Oh no it's fine, I
sprayed them with glue
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so they're kind of mummified.
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By the way, where are HR based?
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I really need to
get hold of my pass.
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- Fourth floor, but most of
them are on school holidays.
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- They're still at school?
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(sighs)
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(knocking on door)
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- Two secs.
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Hey Jerry, you all right?
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- Yeah, do you know
what this stain is?
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- I can't hear you
through the glass.
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- [Jerry] Do you know
what this stain is?
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- I can't hear you
'cause of the glass.
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Yeah.
263
00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,719
Sorry, sorry Jerry.
264
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:46,786
I couldn't hear
'cause of the glass.
265
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:47,354
- That's fine.
266
00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,089
What is this stain?
267
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,690
- Um, oh gosh, well this used
to be Elaine's old office,
268
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:51,358
it could be anything really.
269
00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,059
- What, she die in here?
270
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,862
- No, she's on maternity
leave, so could just be that.
271
00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:56,863
- Oh God.
272
00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,064
- You know what, let's just...
273
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,332
- Yeah let's do that.
274
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,968
- Hey, can you hook
me up with my pass?
275
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,336
I really need the men's room.
276
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,338
- Well that's HR but it
takes up to about a week
277
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,706
for them to respond, so.
278
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,041
- No, I gotta go before then.
279
00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:08,942
- Oh it's fine, I
can buzz you through.
280
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:10,176
Now?
- Yeah, go go.
281
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,980
Nice opportunity
to show you around.
282
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,815
Are you staying somewhere
locally in Cheltenham?
283
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,283
- Yeah the Citrus Hotel.
284
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,352
- Oh lovely, I went to
a couple of wakes there.
285
00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,121
The food is stunning.
286
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:24,257
Very quickly, so this is one
of our designated quiet rooms,
287
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,992
just because some of the
stuff we see on the web
288
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,227
can be quite full on.
289
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,395
- And can I pee in here?
290
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,330
- Um, no, not really, no.
291
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,865
- I sometimes do.
292
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,305
- You forget how big
this place is don't you?
293
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,908
Sorry, they must have
changed the door code.
294
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:42,842
This way.
295
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,010
- What's this thing?
296
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,145
- Okay not far
Jerry, here we go.
297
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:45,845
So...
298
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,783
- Do it again, swipe again.
299
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:50,884
Swipe it again!
300
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,152
- Okay okay okay.
301
00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:54,788
Oh crikey, it's fine, it's fine.
302
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,257
Let me just type
this in onto here.
303
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,159
Jerry, can you just, sorry,
304
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,994
can you just read me
from the fourth...
305
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,162
- From the what?
306
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,196
From the fourth?
307
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,097
- The four.
308
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,031
- There's no four.
309
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:05,899
You mean the one?
310
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,400
- The four, oh the one.
311
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,236
- The one is one,
nine, two, seven.
312
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,137
- Okay, that should be it.
(ding)
313
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,806
There you go.
314
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:13,873
(buzzer)
315
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:14,874
(groans)
316
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:15,875
I'm so sorry.
317
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,043
Come on.
318
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,878
We have a something
just in case,
319
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,146
it doesn't always work.
320
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,815
- Why didn't you do
that to begin with?
321
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:22,782
- Because I've
been eating crisps
322
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,017
and it doesn't always work.
323
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,152
- Back up, back up.
(buzzer)
324
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,253
Give me your thumb.
325
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,824
What's wrong, you
have very small...
326
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:31,891
- Ow.
327
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:32,392
Okay there you go.
328
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,326
- Okay.
329
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,227
- Okay fine.
330
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,995
Oh for crying out loud.
331
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,397
Let me just do the, I'll do
the retina thing, it's fine.
332
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,165
- [Jerry] Come on man,
you're killing me.
333
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,834
- Why is that doing like that?
334
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,068
Hang on, hang on.
335
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,970
So I've got a lazy eye
so sometimes if I...
336
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:44,904
Can you lift...
337
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:45,872
(buzzer)
338
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:46,373
Thank you.
339
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,377
- Go, go!
340
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,278
- This way, go go go go.
341
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,050
(screams)
342
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,033
(clears throat)
343
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,401
- Yeah, USA.
344
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,875
- 'Cause his eyes are
quite close together
345
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,476
and I know he has a
cousin who was involved
346
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,145
with some kind of atrocity.
347
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,346
- [Christine] What's?
348
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,480
- Oh sorry Chris, I
am gonna delete that.
349
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,249
- I don't care.
350
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,917
I just want hard copies of
the Bank of England report.
351
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:31,351
- Yeah it's just the
printer's still not working,
352
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,218
so I can't...
353
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,453
- [Evelyn] Jerry's file.
354
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,521
- Ssh.
355
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,289
What's this?
356
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,224
- Well I couldn't get access
to view his internal file
357
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,260
so I just like
made a front cover.
358
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:42,896
- Here I am.
359
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:44,998
Found my way back.
360
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,499
- Hey Jerry.
361
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,902
- Hey, Chris, I worked out
what the problem is here.
362
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,004
The problem is morale.
363
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:52,472
- Right, thank you.
364
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,508
- So firstly, you really
need to put some music on.
365
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,511
'Cause everyone in here
currently looks so...
366
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,480
Do you have Alexa here?
367
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,483
Alexa, play NSA nasty mix two.
368
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,251
Alexa?
369
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,120
Alexa?
370
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:10,557
Secondly, we need to
fundraise and build us a gym.
371
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,558
- Yes!
372
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,059
- Get the endorphins pumping.
373
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,261
Thirdly, is there any
way we can make it
374
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,930
so I can see the sun?
375
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,265
- Okay, let me stop
you just there.
376
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:23,136
Firstly, I am not your PA,
377
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:27,040
I am GCHQ's director
of cybersecurity.
378
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:30,276
Grand papa built
the bouncing bomb.
379
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,179
Mother posed as a triple
agent during the Cold War,
380
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:36,082
while father came up with
an idea called the internet.
381
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,550
So forgive me if I'm not into
382
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,587
office plants and natural light.
383
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,556
Secondly, this isn't the NSA.
384
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:47,060
You are here strictly to liaise.
385
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,195
We don't workout, we
don't listen to playlists,
386
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:52,632
we fight cyber crime,
terrorism and sex trafficking.
387
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:57,404
Thirdly, this is my
department, these are my staff,
388
00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:00,173
and whilst it's a pleasure
collaborating with
389
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,409
one of our oldest
and closest allies,
390
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,045
I will not have my
authority undermined
391
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,981
simply because some
privileged fool from Whitehall
392
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:11,951
thinks that the US can fight
cyber crime better than we can.
393
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,288
Do you mind if I get on?
394
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,459
- Sorry, it looks like
you've stopped talking.
395
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,262
My ears are still
fucked from the flight,
396
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,329
was that important?
397
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,201
(upbeat music)
398
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,640
Are you really gonna
take that from her?
399
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:34,641
Huh?
400
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:35,575
Huh?
401
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,343
You little bitch.
402
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,211
- Evelyn.
403
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:46,186
I'm delivering our findings
on the Bank of England.
404
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,089
Have the car meet me out front.
405
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,358
- Okay don't forget you've
got a Bank of England meeting.
406
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,992
Do you want me to arrange a car?
407
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,263
- Come on buddy, you got this.
408
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,131
(knocking on door)
409
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,566
Yeah?
410
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,601
- Jerry, I'm so sorry about
what Chris said earlier,
411
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,536
you must be feeling awful.
412
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,439
- Do you know how long
I've been at the NSA?
413
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,174
- I'd say 50 years?
414
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,477
- 25 years.
415
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,344
Sit down.
416
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,178
- Oh, sure.
417
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,717
Do you know the level
of experience you get
418
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,253
from working at
the NSA 25 years?
419
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,254
- Nope.
420
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:22,689
- I basically know everything.
421
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,257
Okay?
422
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,426
I've overseen terrorist
plots, cyber attacks,
423
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,261
assassination attempts.
424
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,262
- Against you?
425
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,363
- Just remain quiet a sec.
426
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:31,631
- Yeah.
427
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:35,268
- I predicted 9/11,
Afghanistan, 7/7.
428
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:36,503
- And when you say predicted.
429
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,405
- You mean could I have stopped
those things from happening?
430
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,305
- [Jerry] Yeah.
431
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,240
- I think so.
432
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,508
- Wow.
433
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:42,342
- But was anyone
willing to listen?
434
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,610
No.
435
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,078
It's always the
same old bullshit.
436
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,147
Slow down Jerry, analyze.
437
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,481
There's no evidence.
438
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,250
- [Jerry] Yes.
439
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,252
- Whatever happened to good
old fashioned American hunch?
440
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,287
- See this is exactly
what we're missing here.
441
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,156
So did you have a
hunch about 9/11?
442
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:59,125
- Yeah, just this
huge fucking hunch.
443
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,429
And then another big
hunch moments later.
444
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,664
- Oh, so you've seen
a lot of action then.
445
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,300
- Have I seen action?
446
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,435
You know what, look at this.
447
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,669
Oh you're gonna love this.
448
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:10,704
Come here, come here.
449
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:11,604
- Yeah?
450
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,539
- Yeah.
451
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:13,406
Look at that.
452
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,307
- Oh my God.
453
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,208
- Touch it.
454
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,142
- Oh no I don't--
455
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:16,710
- Touch it!
456
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,211
Touch it.
457
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,381
44 caliber, went clean through.
458
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,149
- Wow.
459
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,452
It looks exactly like the
lipoma scar that I got
460
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,720
from when I had a
little thing removed.
461
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,388
Like the same shape
and everything that.
462
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,123
- Well it's not.
463
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,591
- That's the same shape
actually 'cause they do it...
464
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,393
- No it's no, it's not.
465
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,761
It's a bullet thing.
466
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:35,762
- Is there an exit wound?
467
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:36,730
- No.
468
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:37,597
- Can I--
469
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,531
- No.
470
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,666
That part healed fine.
471
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,234
You can't even tell.
472
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,402
- So what are you
doing here then?
473
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,336
Is it like a
sabbatical position?
474
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,604
- Yeah kind of.
475
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,573
Man, you guys.
476
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,576
You have no idea how
lucky you are to have me.
477
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,777
- Oh, tell me about it.
478
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,245
I mean literally this
is the best thing
479
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,680
that ever happened to me.
480
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,515
- I mean I could've ended up
in Paris, Milan, New York,
481
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:56,750
but I chose London.
482
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:57,617
- Cheltenham.
483
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,818
- Cheltenham.
484
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,520
But there's no point
in me being here
485
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,155
unless I can make a difference.
486
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,590
- I agree with that.
487
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,725
- I mean sure, I could liaise
the ass out of this place
488
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:08,528
if I want to, but I
wanna raise morale.
489
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:12,365
I wanna raise morale so
high people can barely move.
490
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,299
You know what I mean?
491
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,702
- I think, yes.
492
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,737
- I want people having
to go home from work
493
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:19,305
because morale is so high.
494
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,540
- Well everyone's
gonna love that.
495
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,474
- But I'm gonna need
your help, buddy.
496
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,445
- Honestly, whatever you
need Jerry, just name it.
497
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,280
Treat me like your PA.
498
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,515
- I thought you were my PA.
499
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:32,786
All right now gather up guys.
500
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:33,853
Come on come on come on.
501
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,288
Circle up, circle up.
502
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,556
You know what, you too.
503
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,491
You're part of the
team, drop that shit.
504
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,760
In fact everyone,
everyone, stand,
505
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,796
come gather round,
this is important.
506
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,264
That's it.
507
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,532
Hustle, hustle.
508
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,433
Back up.
509
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,300
- Sorry.
510
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,568
- Good.
511
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,302
Oh, look at that,
we did a circle.
512
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:49,803
Terrific.
513
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,304
Okay.
514
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,772
One of the first
things that struck me
515
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:57,377
when I arrived here was just
how uninspired everyone looks.
516
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:01,514
Don't get me wrong, individually
you all look amazing.
517
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,519
But there's still this
sense that I've wandered
518
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,289
onto an abandoned farm.
519
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,557
Does that resonate?
520
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:16,463
So what I'd like to
propose as a starting point
521
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,431
are some team
building exercises.
522
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:19,299
- I'd love to.
- Yeah.
523
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:19,866
- Yeah?
524
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:20,767
Yeah?
525
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,668
- Yes.
526
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:22,502
- Can I get a yes Jerry?
527
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,336
- [All] Yes Jerry.
528
00:18:25,739 --> 00:18:27,474
- All right, we'll work on that.
529
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,575
Hands out of the pockets.
530
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,476
Let's get ready.
531
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,377
Ready?
532
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,644
- [All] Yes.
533
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,279
- Jerry says raise
your right arm.
534
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,315
Put it down.
535
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,549
You're all out.
536
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,318
You're all out.
(people groaning)
537
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,320
Okay, everyone take one
step to their right.
538
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,822
Good.
539
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,324
Jerry says take one
step to your left.
540
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,926
Yeah I fucked you
there didn't I?
541
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:47,894
- [Mary] Yes.
542
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,462
- Yeah it's called listening.
543
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,764
When I clap my hands
everyone fall, fall!
544
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,367
That's a start.
545
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,802
Okay everyone up, everyone up.
546
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:56,703
Anyone hurt?
547
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:58,705
That's okay.
548
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,440
It's about trust.
549
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,575
At the count of three I
want everyone to undress.
550
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,510
Undress!
551
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,878
I'm kidding, stop that.
552
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,479
Have more respect for yourself.
553
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,622
So continue what you're doing,
554
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,391
exploring each other's
faces and bodies,
555
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,927
and what I wanna do
now is just go around
556
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,029
and talk about when
you last had sex.
557
00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:25,465
It's just a nice way to
get to know each other
558
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,733
and to open up.
559
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,635
Plus, it's what we do
at the NSA every day.
560
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,602
- Have sex?
561
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:30,470
- Sometimes.
562
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,938
What about you buddy?
563
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,907
- Oh gosh, well it depends
what you mean really.
564
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,442
- You've never heard of sex?
565
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,676
- Oh no I've heard of sex, sure,
566
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:38,378
I just, you know.
567
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,946
Sorry, where are you?
568
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,448
- [Jerry] Mary, do
you want to start?
569
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,615
- Oh gosh, ooh.
570
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,050
It's been a while, sorry.
571
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:46,486
- No I could tell, I can
smell your pheromones.
572
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,520
- Thank you.
573
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,456
- I bet you're filthy though.
574
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,657
- No.
575
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,392
- I love how you
deny it, that's hot.
576
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,526
Tuva.
577
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,561
- 10:15 this morning.
578
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,563
- Weren't you in at eight?
579
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,831
- Yeah.
580
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:58,698
- [Christine] What
the hell's going on?
581
00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:00,467
- Chris, great, jump in.
582
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,002
We're just doing some
team building here.
583
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,870
- No, get back to
work everybody.
584
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,438
This is ridiculous.
585
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,807
- No honestly, Chrissy,
I wouldn't be doing this
586
00:20:07,841 --> 00:20:09,943
unless I thought it was
absolutely essential.
587
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,811
Plus, look how much
fun everyone's having.
588
00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:13,446
- We're not here to have fun.
589
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,914
This is GCHQ.
590
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,950
Do you think Alan
Turing had fun?
591
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,785
Okay, back to work everybody.
592
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,520
- No, not yet.
593
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,490
Listen, I get it, you
didn't choose to have some
594
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,860
dashing American fuck fox in
your prissy British hen house.
595
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,930
I didn't want that either, but
I'm sure we can make it work.
596
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:34,434
Come on, at least
have a jellybean.
597
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,869
- Absolutely not.
598
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,471
- Aren't we meant
to be collaborating?
599
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:39,105
Huh team?
600
00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:39,973
- [All] Yes Jerry!
601
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,010
- Do you really want your
staff to see you like this?
602
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,448
- [All] Jelly bean,
jelly bean, jelly bean,
603
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,451
jelly bean, jelly
bean, jelly bean,
604
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,521
jelly bean, jelly bean,
jelly bean, jelly bean,
605
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,956
jelly bean, jelly bean,
jelly bean, jelly bean,
606
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:57,924
jelly bean--
607
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:58,925
- All right!
608
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,051
- Yes!
609
00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:26,753
(clapping)
610
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,021
And Jerry says fall.
611
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,693
- [Joseph] Jerry's got
the printer working again!
612
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:37,564
(cheering and clapping)
613
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,766
- See, this is why
they sent me here.
614
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,112
- Good night.
615
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:52,946
- Night.
616
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,087
* Hurray hurray hurray
617
00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:03,089
* Misery's on the way
618
00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:06,960
* There are bad times
just around the corner *
619
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:10,864
* There are dark clouds
hurtling through the sky *
620
00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:12,999
* It's as clear as crystal
621
00:22:13,033 --> 00:22:15,101
* From Bridlington to Bristol
622
00:22:15,135 --> 00:22:18,772
* That we can't save democracy
and we don't much care *
623
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:22,742
* We better all learn the
lyrics of the old Red Flag *
624
00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:26,613
* But wait til we
drop down dead *
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