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Oh, hello, there.
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Hello.
- How was your flight?
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It was tiring.
- Mm.
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Jenny says hello.
- Mm-hm.
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Holy shite! What is that?
- What?
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You're enormous.
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I'm having a baby.
- What? Right now?
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Nice to see you, too, Adam.
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Oh...Rach.
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Rachel!
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Good to see you. Tell me about New York.
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It was fine.
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Do you want tea?
- Ooh, I'd love one.
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Bloody hell!
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I know. Since I've been away,
it's just kind of...
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Anyway, what have I missed?
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Oh, erm...
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Nothing, really. Oh, Suggs and I broke up.
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Oh, no. Why?
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Do you want to see a movie tonight?
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What are we doing, practising for
my next date?
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Actually, I thought this could be
your next date.
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No real reason. Just kind of fizzled out.
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Jo said David had bought you a racehorse.
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We went to watch it run at Chester.
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Oh, I bet that was brilliant.
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Well, it was certainly a day
I won't forget in a hurry.
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So come on. You've told me about
everyone else. What about you?
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Er...what do you mean?
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What did you get up to while I was away?
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Erm...
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It wasn't you who came back
to my flat the other night?
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No.
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Took me to bed
and couldn't deliver the goods?
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No.
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Fine.
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I got picked up by this gorgeous woman
who tried to seduce me,
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but I couldn't be unfaithful to you.
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Yeah, right.
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It's just as well, really, cos...
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Come in.
- David, not interrupting, am I?
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I'm looking for some batteries.
- Never mind that. I've got a job for you.
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I am your loyal lieutenant.
Sorry, loo-tenant.
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Whatever.
You're a pretty good judge of character.
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The new chairman - what do you make of him?
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Sir Donald? Well, he's an amiable old cove.
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Very clubbable. Not one to rock the boat.
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He wants us to cut the wage bil by 20 %.
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God.
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Mm. He's given me the job of recommending
where the axe should fall.
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I don't envy you that one.
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Neither do I,
which is why I am giving the job to you.
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To me?
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It's called delegation, David.
- It's called passing the buck, Natalie.
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Helen, tell Charles I want to see him.
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You are not passing the buck to him?
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No, no. I'm just delegating.
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Helen, cancel that.
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Look, David, this has got to come
from the top.
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And after me, that's you.
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Besides, you're perfect. You know the staff.
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You get along with them.
- Not when news of this leaks out.
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Which is why we need complete
confidentiality.
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If you're going to send me memos,
write them yourself.
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Karen.
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Hey, Mark.
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Come on, then.
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Where do I sit?
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I beg your pardon?
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My desk.
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I take it I'll have a desk.
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I thought you turned the job down.
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Well, I reconsidered.
- Oh.
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If the offer's still open.
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Well, erm...you understand we...
we have been interviewing.
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Mark, your wife on line one.
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Er...yes, Jill. Tell her I'll call her back.
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Right. So, where were we?
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Oh, yes...
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your desk.
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Whoo-ha! Suck on my exhaust, loser.
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Hey, you only came fifth.
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Yeah, which is one ahead of you.
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Starters to the grid. Race Four.
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Ah! Enjoy the view from behind.
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''Introduce bracket A into runner B.''
Right.
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What's that?
- Oh, erm...it's a cot.
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It's meant to be, but er...
we might have to make do with a sheep pen.
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A cot?
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Yeah, yeah.
Look, I thought you'd be longer in the bath.
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You know, I erm...I wanted it
to be a surprise.
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Well, it is... it is.
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Erm...when did you get that?
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Yesterday. Don't worry. I did the research.
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Smooth-action drop side.
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Enough bells and whistles to keep them
amused, but not to keep them awake.
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Adam, we've still got a way to go.
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It might take me that long to
put it together.
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I mean, have you seen these instructions?
They're translated from Swedish.
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I've been introducing the pieces.
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I don't know if I'm ready to
get into cots yet.
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Yeah, but I am. Rach, the last few days -
I'm so excited about the baby.
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And look at the state of you.
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You look fit to drop.
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I just wish you wouldn't do it now.
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Given that it is a pain in the hole,
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and all I've managed to do
is get these bits out of the box...
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Sorry, Adam. I'm sure I've still
got jet lag.
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Why don't you ring up Pete
and go to the pub tonight?
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What a wife.
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Hello?
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Nag's Head or Crossed Keys?
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You what? - Where you're taking
me for a pint, big lad.
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No, I can't. I'm busy.
- Doing what?
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Erm...seeing my mum.
- Hey, you want a drink?
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Was that Jo?
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No. Coke.
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All go-karts...
- You're at the Kartin.
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Yeah, all right, I am. Yeah.
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With your mother?
- Yeah. Well, it's over-60s night.
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Race A Granny. Anyway, got to go.
I'll call you tomorrow. Bye.
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Wh...?
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Right, you bollocks. Here, Rachel.
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Just the one, thanks.
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Hello?
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Hi, it's Adam. Is Pete there?
- Yeah, hang on, he's right here.
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Hello?
- Ah-ha!
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Didn't think I knew Jo's number, eh?
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No.
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No, no.
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Well, Rachel did. So, Jo is there.
I bet your mother isn't.
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She's probably at Mass.
- Adam!
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Put my name down. I'll be there in 20.
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No, no, no, no. Adam, no, no.
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Wait. You can't come.
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Look, I don't want you to come.
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If you see what I mean. Bye.
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I was watching that.
- TV can't replace the art of conversation.
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It can when it's Bad Girls
and you're the one talking.
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I think Jo and Pete are on a date.
- Oh, my God! Leave out nothing.
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It's an absolute minefield.
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Anyone I recommend for redundancy
is bound to hold it against me.
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If they're out of a job,
there's not much they can do about it.
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Yeah, I suppose I should be thankful
for small mercies.
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So, how was your first day?
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Good. Very good, thanks.
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I think I'm going to enjoy being
back at work.
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You don't mind, do you?
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What? The fact that you're at work
or the fact that you enjoy it?
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Darling, I think it's great.
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You were never really very happy
being one of those ladies who lunch.
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David, I was never that.
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Oh, you've been seen in Wilmslow
once or twice.
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Look, so long as you're happy, darling,
you know?
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Yeah.
- I think that's great for us all.
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It does mean I'm going to be
a bit more tired.
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Oh.
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Would a massage help? - No, thanks,
darling. I'd rather just go to sleep.
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Night.
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Good night.
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You know how they say
pregnant women have cravings?
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Yeah, what's yours? Peanut butter on celery?
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Avocados? Coal?
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You.
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Sorry?
- I want sex, Adam.
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Eh?
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I think it must be my hormones.
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Well, I mean,
wha-wha-what about your jet lag?
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Second wind.
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Look, but Rachel. We haven't talked
since you got home, not properly.
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Come on. Get them off.
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I've thought of some names for the baby!
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Adam, I've told you.
I don't want to talk about that now.
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Ah, but you know, I mean...
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Now it's starting to erm...take shape,
I want to put a name to it.
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Come on.
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Go on, then.
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Er...right. Now...
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if it's a boy, what about Ryan or Roy?
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Right. Giggs or Keane.
- Difficult choice, I admit.
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Does it have to be a Manchester
United player?
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Yes. Maybe not current.
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Bobby.
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I prefer Robbie.
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That would make him Robbie Williams.
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No, Robbie Bradley.
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Jo?
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Yes?
- Wait.
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I don't think we should rush into anything.
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No?
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No.
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Oh.
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OK.
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I might just go and see if there's erm...
if there's any footie on.
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Oh, bugger!
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My game always goes to pot
when I'm not...you know.
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Again? I thought you were.
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No, not since Karen started her new job.
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She's been a bit too tired.
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It's ironic, considering a week ago
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I was the only one of us having sex
and now I'm the only one not.
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Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Oh, shite!
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We're not having sex, either.
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So, in fact...
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Pete's the only one of us having sex.
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Oh, bollocks.
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I'm just crap at golf, that's all.
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Are you sure he's having sex?
- I think he's having too much.
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What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing.
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Well, it's just Jo...Jo...
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has a fairly healthy appetite,
judging by the stories she's told Rachel.
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What stories?
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I don't know. Rachel wouldn't tell me.
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You can imagine.
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Come on. Look at her track record.
Her boss, Suggs, you.
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All in the past three months.
Pretty good effort.
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Look at your track record before Rachel.
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Oh, yeah. Well, that was different.
- Oh, why? Because you're a man, a stud?
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Well...
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So you're telling me you think
that Jo's a slapper?
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Well, that's not a very nice word.
- Oh, which would you prefer?
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Slut, slag, slattern?
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It's funny how they all begin with S.
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Except trollop, of course.
Pete, come on. I'm pulling your leg!
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You have to admit, though,
she does put it about a bit.
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Listen, here. If I hear you talk about Jo
like that one more time,
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I will rip your throat out.
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Right?
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He's a bit touchy, isn't he?
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Thank you.
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Mark, you don't think your secretary
suspects anything, do you?
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Jill? Why on earth should she?
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Well, you don't take your other editors
out for lunch.
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They don't have a book coming out in a week.
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Written by your wife.
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Yes.
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So, how's the er...launch party
coming, then?
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Really well, good.
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Geraldine's looking forward to it.
So's David.
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Right.
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You know, we don't really need
to beat ourselves up about this.
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We haven't...actually done anything yet.
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We kissed.
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Yes, and it was very nice, wasn't it?
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So...
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Why don't you have lunch with me on Friday
at the Buccina?
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What? The hotel?
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This will just be a little cold.
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Oh, God. You all right?
251
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,596
Yeah. I'm fine.
252
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,991
Oh, God. Look.
253
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,389
Strong image.
254
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,634
It all looks good.
- That's good.
255
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,358
I'll take some measurements.
256
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,351
Oh.
257
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,351
Erm...can you tell its sex?
258
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,476
Adam.
- What?
259
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,916
We said we didn't want to know.
- I know, but I do now. Can you?
260
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,355
I don't.
- Rachel, this late in the day, look...
261
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:30,672
Yeah, but something could still go wrong.
- Don't be saying that, he might hear you.
262
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,352
It is a he, isn't it? A boy?
263
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,351
Adam, we agreed we didn't want to know.
264
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,953
Well, it's a good size.
265
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,235
For a boy or a girl?
266
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,515
Adam!
- What?
267
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,033
Come in.
268
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,671
David, could I have a word?
269
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:54,070
Of course, Charles, of course.
My door is always open.
270
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,313
Yes.
271
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,993
I should finish the report you want
by this afternoon.
272
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,718
There's no hurry, Charles.
273
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,958
Was that it?
274
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:10,995
Yes.
275
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,150
Did you know we've recently moved house?
276
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,434
No...
277
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,476
No, somewhere nice?
278
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,959
Yes, very.
279
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:25,874
Well, it's bigger.
The mortgage is something of a burden.
280
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:29,873
But, well, we had to...
with a fourth child on the way.
281
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:34,033
Of course, they're not cheap themselves.
Well, you know.
282
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,076
You've got three, haven't you?
283
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,718
Yes.
284
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,632
David, please don't sack me.
285
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,756
Francesca's not working.
286
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,115
We really need my salary.
287
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,397
I'll do anything... - What makes you think
that I'm cutting staff?
288
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:58,959
Sir Donald's barber heard him on his phone.
- His barber?
289
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,759
Goes out with Trudy from the mail room.
290
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,876
Oh, marvellous.
291
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,155
So...
292
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,832
everyone knows, do they?
293
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,876
You must have noticed the atmosphere.
294
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,432
Yes. Yes, of course.
295
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,671
Listen, Charles.
Look, it really isn't my decision.
296
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,558
I've simply been asked
to make some recommendations,
297
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,870
look at one or two options.
298
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:27,078
So the fact that my name
appears on this list
299
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,993
doesn't necessarily mean anything?
300
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,432
Where did you get this?
301
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,117
From your wastepaper basket...
302
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,270
after you'd gone home last night.
303
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,359
Karen?
- What are you doing here?
304
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,795
I'm bidding a final farewell to fashion.
305
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,519
I am buying maternity clothes.
- Come for coffee.
306
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,238
You're hurting me.
- Sorry.
307
00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:00,393
Rach, when we bumped into each other,
I was meant to be meeting Mark.
308
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,677
At the Buccina? Why didn't you say?
The food's excellent.
309
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,672
Didn't want to go.
- Why not?
310
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,591
No...
311
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,477
part of me wanted to go.
312
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,949
Sorry, I don't follow.
313
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,352
He hadn't booked us a table,
he'd booked us a room.
314
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,036
No!
315
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,552
Sorry, I didn't realise it was you.
- Are you sensitive to light?
316
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,154
Yes, and staring.
317
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,356
So, what progress have you made?
318
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:37,353
To be honest, I haven't yet identified
any jobs that might be cut.
319
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:41,353
David, I am getting pressure
from Sir Donald on this.
320
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,079
If you won't find
some sacrificial lambs, well...
321
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,991
I will.
322
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,838
Do it, David.
323
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,711
This is not some fling.
324
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,711
What else is lunchtime shagging?
325
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,712
We haven't slept together yet.
326
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,995
And it wouldn't be shagging.
327
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,072
I think I'm in love with him.
328
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,032
When did all this happen?
329
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,476
The moment we met, don't know.
330
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,636
But I've got all the symptoms.
331
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,869
I live for the moment when we're together
and then I erm...
332
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,315
think about him all the time that we're not.
333
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,796
Remember what that's like?
334
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,914
Vaguely.
335
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,796
For the first time, you know,
in years, I feel alive.
336
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,632
What about David and your children?
337
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,312
Are you going to leave them?
338
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:46,678
I don't know. I can't think that far ahead.
Yes, no, maybe? I don't know.
339
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,314
I think I married the wrong person.
340
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:55,593
No, that's not true. I married
the right person for who I was then.
341
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,674
But I think we may have run our course.
342
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,076
And I think Mark might be my future.
343
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,916
Oh, my God.
344
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,951
What shall I do?
345
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,833
Karen, only you can decide that.
346
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,396
I just want you to be happy.
347
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,600
I don't think you've been happy
for a long time.
348
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,549
Shit. He's probably gone.
349
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,596
We haven't paid the bill.
350
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,550
I'll get the bill.
351
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,639
I er... I actually thought that
you weren't coming.
352
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,870
Well, I wasn't.
353
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,916
I don't understand.
- Shut up.
354
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,717
Do you think getting dressed after sex
is God's way of making you feel guilty?
355
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:13,352
I don't know, but pulling your socks on
does rather spoil the romance, doesn't it?
356
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,273
Yeah. Well, taking them off
wasn't exactly sexy.
357
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,112
I know.
358
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,476
Mark, I'm not sure I can do this.
359
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,556
What? You want us to stop?
360
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,551
No.
361
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,477
I just...
362
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:46,076
I just don't want it to become something
that we do every Tuesday lunchtime.
363
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,436
Well, actually, Tuesdays
aren't terribly good for me.
364
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,194
I'm being serious.
- Yeah. Well, so am I.
365
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,756
Listen to me.
366
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:07,034
Karen, I think that you are
absolutely amazing.
367
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,637
And if I could,
I would spend every moment with you.
368
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,156
But failing that...
369
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,392
I'll just...take what I can get.
370
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,069
That didn't sound very good, did it?
371
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,116
No.
- No.
372
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,390
Hey, what time do you have to be
back at the office?
373
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,436
I don't know. Whenever.
374
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,436
Then get your socks off.
375
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,396
Oh, shit.
376
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,151
Oh, what are you doing?
377
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,197
Nothing.
378
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,191
Come on, Josh, darling.
379
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,111
It's time for bed.
380
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,156
Night-night, Josh.
381
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,515
Eh, alors, ou etals tu?
382
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,068
Who chose this?
- I did.
383
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,628
Typical French. Magnifique.
384
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,676
Oooh! Sexy.
385
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,075
It is, isn't it?
386
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,959
Mol aussl.
387
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,156
Je t'adore.
388
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,196
Tu es sl belle, ma cherie.
389
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,832
Come on. We should go.
390
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,239
Why?
391
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,676
Because I'm tired, being pregnant and all.
392
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,398
On your feet.
393
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,869
No. Listen, don't get up.
Don't get up. Right.
394
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,433
See you... Bye.
395
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,875
What about the film?
396
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,552
I thought you didn't like it.
397
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,029
Well, I didn't.
But I want to know what happens.
398
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,997
Well, I know. I've seen it.
399
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,753
So?
- So take me home and I'll show you.
400
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:59,359
Mon amour, j'al tant attendu pour ce moment.
401
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,635
Voulez-vous coucher avec mol, ce soir?
402
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,756
Oul! Oul!
403
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,957
Oh...God.
404
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,996
Jo, wait.
405
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,196
Wait?
406
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,635
I really like you.
407
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,995
Well, good.
- No, no, no, no.
408
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,038
I mean I really like you.
409
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:23,157
That's why I think we shouldn't go too fast.
410
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,196
What? Still?
411
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,953
I just think we should wait
until the time's right.
412
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,996
But I thought it was right.
413
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,876
OK.
414
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,037
What does she see in him, you know?
415
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:50,872
She's gorgeous, he's a big lump.
416
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:57,275
Ah, Rachel.
- This is how the film ends.
417
00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:00,477
Well, no. Actually, she murders him.
But before that...
418
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,432
Er...Rach. Erm...I've just eaten.
419
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,550
So?
420
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,553
Oh, God. Adam, is this still to do
with the baby's name?
421
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,153
No, no.
422
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,550
But, actually, we need to resolve that.
Tea, come on.
423
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,959
I don't know why
you're being so difficult about this.
424
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,395
You see? That is what annoys me.
425
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,994
The assumption that I'm the one
being difficult.
426
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,559
Yeah? Well, you are.
427
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:39,394
Well, if you accept that children
should take their father's name.
428
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,436
The world does.
429
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:49,111
OK, how about we give it both our surnames?
430
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,795
What? Like George Williams-Bradley?
431
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,711
Yeah, or Bradley-Williams.
432
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,429
Oh, you're arguing about billing.
Anyway, double-barrelled.
433
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,119
We could toss a coin.
- Yeah.
434
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,155
No.
435
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,714
All right. What if...
if it's a boy, it takes your name,
436
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,030
and if it's a girl it takes mine?
437
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,076
Well...
438
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,396
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe.
439
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,596
Are you tired?
440
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,196
Not really.
441
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,192
Really?
442
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,674
I've got an early start in
the morning, darling.
443
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,069
Night.
444
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,836
Good night.
445
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,073
Shite!
446
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,230
Bollocks to this.
Let's go and get a drink.
447
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,992
Yeah.
448
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,036
Want the ball?
- No.
449
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,312
So, my secretary's gone.
450
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,429
Finally.
451
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,274
Has she?
- Yes.
452
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,909
Hang on. Wait, wait, wait.
- What?
453
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,838
Geraldine's invitations to the book launch.
454
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,471
Right. See you in a couple of months.
455
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,516
Thank you. Bye.
456
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,471
Hi.
- Oh, hello.
457
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,516
I was just erm...
458
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,274
..passing.
459
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,669
Er...could I have a wee word?
460
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,159
Sure.
461
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,196
Oh, God!
462
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,076
Karen!
- Ohh!
463
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,116
God!
464
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:09,075
I haven't seen you in a while,
I thought I'd catch up on things.
465
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:14,393
Yeah? And you want to talk about something
you don't want to tell the others, huh?
466
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,948
I don't mind - so long as it's good.
467
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,873
So, come on. Drop your beans.
468
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,916
We still haven't had sex.
469
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,912
Still? I thought it was going really well.
470
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,878
I mean, last night...
- Yeah. I don't know.
471
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,599
Pete and I have such a laugh together.
472
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,229
He's the first guy I've been out with
who I can actually have fun with
473
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,276
and he doesn't get all heavy on me.
474
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:41,115
That's the great thing about Jo. She doesn't
just laugh at my jokes. She's like...Jenny.
475
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,555
She shares my sense of humour.
476
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,796
No, no.
477
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,116
So what do you think the problem is?
478
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,156
He doesn't fancy me.
479
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,869
Oh, bollocks. Course he does.
- So why doesn't he want to get physical?
480
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,916
Because I'm worried that...
481
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,630
when I get my kit off, she'll see me for
exactly what I am - a frog, not a prince.
482
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,792
Come on, Pete. Stop being so down
on yourself.
483
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,519
Do you know, you are a really great guy.
484
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,795
Anyway, it's probably for the best.
485
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,996
How do you mean?
486
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,036
My visa's run out.
- Ah.
487
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,958
I've got to leave the country.
- What, really?
488
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,996
Yeah.
- Oh, no.
489
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,555
Well, surely you can get it renewed.
490
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,029
With working visas it's not that simple.
491
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:37,432
There must be something you can do.
- Faced with British bureaucracy?
492
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,590
Trust me, I've tried everything.
493
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,638
I don't know. My time's up and that's that.
494
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,716
Well, have you told Pete that?
495
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,357
Look, girls...they don't care
what you look like.
496
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,396
It's how they look.
497
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,869
And Jo? She likes you.
498
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,277
You...and your big old cojones.
499
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,635
OK?
- OK.
500
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,433
Come in.
501
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,996
What are you doing?
502
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,036
Packing.
503
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,076
I'm going back to Oz.
504
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,717
Why?
- Visa's run out.
505
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,360
So you just get another one.
- Yeah, maybe.
506
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,392
Hey, Jo. Jo, come on.
507
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,074
Look, Pete, let's be honest, you know.
508
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,151
It's not really working out between us.
509
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,593
Is that what you think?
510
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,716
Did you come in for something?
511
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,676
No. It doesn't matter.
512
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,276
Karen?
513
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,396
Ramona?
514
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,070
You have one message.
515
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,756
Oh, God.
516
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,316
Oh, God.
517
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,878
Oh, Christ. Oh, Christ. Oh, Christ.
518
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,554
Oh, God. Oh, God.
519
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,996
Kar...
520
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,634
Disgusting.
521
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,314
Message deleted. End of messages.
522
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,993
Hello, Joshy. Oh, great picture.
523
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,594
Hi.
- Hello, darling. Good day.
524
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,550
Yes, thanks. Wonderful.
525
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,237
I've been thinking about the name
for the baby.
526
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,276
Oh, bloody hell.
- No, no, look.
527
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,476
I think we should go with your idea.
528
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:19,348
If it's a boy, it takes my name.
If it's a girl, it takes yours.
529
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,153
Are you sure? You don't mind?
530
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,674
Well, yeah, it is a bit of a risk, but...
531
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,716
we've got to find a compromise.
532
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,319
OK, great. I'll tell you what.
533
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,709
If it's a girl, you can choose
the first name.
534
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,917
Well, I wouldn't worry about that.
- Why not?
535
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,188
Well, um...
because there's a 50/50 chance it won't be.
536
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,836
You've found out the sex.
537
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,593
No, I haven't.
- Yes, you have, it's a boy.
538
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,750
He might not be.
- You bloody bastard!
539
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,274
I didn't want to know!
- I didn't want to tell you.
540
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,954
I can see that! Just back off, will you?
541
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,395
Stop forcing me to do things your way.
542
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:13,079
It's funny, I...seem to spend
half my life at airports
543
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,116
saying goodbye to people I care about.
544
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,156
You really care about me?
545
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,514
Yeah.
546
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,916
Just not in that way.
547
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,876
What way?
548
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,714
Flight BA21 direct to Sydney
is now boarding.
549
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,360
They're boarding. I'd better go.
550
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,396
Get some duty free.
551
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,876
I'll miss you.
552
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,836
I'll miss you too.
553
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,236
OK, I'll see you.
554
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,396
Bye.
555
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,278
Boarding pass, please.
556
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,196
Thank you, madam.
557
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,276
Hello. Nice to see you.
558
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,430
It's great, isn't it?
- Very good.
559
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,751
Hello. You look stunning.
560
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,876
Thank you.
561
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,792
I have to say you've done a fantastic job.
562
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,474
Well...I aim to please.
563
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,156
I'll er...speak to you in a minute.
564
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,552
How's it going?
- Really well.
565
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,598
Good reviews. Lots of interest
from the press.
566
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,194
No, I didn't mean the book launch.
567
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,196
Oh.
568
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,276
Great.
569
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,476
Bit weird being here with his wife.
570
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,470
He doesn't seem too bothered.
- Yeah, well...
571
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,036
Love makes liars of us all, Rachel.
572
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,111
Hello, darling.
- Hello.
573
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,156
Rachel.
- David.
574
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,310
So, how's it going?
- Really well.
575
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,790
Good reviews, lots of interest
from the press. - Great.
576
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,155
I'm so proud of you.
577
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:28,435
Jo get off all right?
578
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,636
Mm.
- Ah, well, we're going to miss her.
579
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:33,029
Yeah, I will.
- You would. No more sex.
580
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,076
No.
- Mm-hm.
581
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,436
You wanker. You never cracked it.
Rachel told me.
582
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,193
Oh, God.
- Carrying on like you were an item.
583
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,431
Well, we were.
- My arse. You never got near her bra.
584
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,076
You all right, Pete?
- No.
585
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,674
Jolly good. Karen's brilliant at this.
586
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,752
Just as well, since
we may soon have to rely on her income.
587
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,997
Pete, I was asked to recommend
some redundancies -
588
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,036
Operation Poisoned Chalice.
589
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,714
So I drew up these three different lists.
590
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,314
Who I don't like, who's a waste of space,
591
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,516
who's not worth what they're paid.
592
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:14,912
I put myself on that one.
Not serious but just for my own amusement.
593
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,355
But, unfortunately...
594
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,510
Helen, how do you save a document?
595
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,556
Just click on Save.
596
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,596
Erm...
597
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,638
No, that was Send.
- Send?
598
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,154
Who have I sent it to?
- The whole office.
599
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:42,753
This is outrageous.
I can't believe it. What is going on?
600
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,229
It was a complete nightmare.
601
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,276
Oi, cop for this, will you?
602
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,718
Thanks for that.
- Not at all. You're welcome.
603
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,155
Thank you.
- Could I borrow Geraldine?
604
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,196
Uh-huh.
- Excuse me.
605
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,795
Oi. Oi. Listen here.
606
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,872
You're the wanker, not me.
- What?
607
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,428
You've never doubted that women
all fancy you.
608
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,433
But I do. That's why I never got it on
with Jo. I never even tried.
609
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,318
Because she's way out of my league.
- Pete...
610
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,153
And the moment she realises this,
I'll get hurt.
611
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,832
I'll even tell you this:
612
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,480
I think I'm in love with her.
613
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,552
That's why I want her as a friend,
not as an ex.
614
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,596
Hang on a minute.
615
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,319
She feels exactly the same about you.
616
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,472
What?
- Yeah, she told me before she left.
617
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,551
She's absolutely mad about you.
618
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,596
What, me?
- Yeah.
619
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,716
But I'm me.
620
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:42,237
Well, exactly. You do it for her.
You know what she likes best?
621
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,709
No.
- You make her laugh.
622
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,873
But she didn't think that you fancied her.
623
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,116
You're joking.
- No.
624
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,794
Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
625
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,235
Karen, do you think I might have a word,
please?
626
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,276
Yeah, sure.
627
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,669
Er...you know Mark?
628
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,755
Yeah.
629
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:08,469
I...think he might be having an affair.
630
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,519
What makes you say that?
631
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,831
Oh, I've come to recognise the signs.
632
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,036
Has he done it before?
633
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,076
Once or twice.
634
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,912
Hasn't he mentioned it?
635
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:25,955
No.
636
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,792
Why would he?
637
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,476
I'm not angry, Karen.
638
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:36,394
In fact, I suspect you're taking it
a little more seriously than he is.
639
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,675
But then, that's happened before as well.
640
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,514
Come on. I ought to make a speech.
641
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,399
What?
642
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:01,598
This name thing.
It's really important to you, isn't it?
643
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:05,639
Ah, Rach, I don't know.
It's like a man thing, you know.
644
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,838
Let's hope the young Mr Williams
doesn't inherit it.
645
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,876
Really?
646
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,916
Yes.
647
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,275
Thank you.
- But one thing.
648
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,318
I'd like to give him my grandad's
first name.
649
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,517
Wasn't something like Hilary
or Vivian, was it?
650
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:27,309
No. But none of the United team
are called it, I've checked.
651
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,436
What is it?
- Matthew.
652
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,670
Matthew? Ah, terrific!
653
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,512
Really?
- Yeah, Matthew.
654
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,273
Matt Busby. Whoo-hoo. Ah, come here to me.
655
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,112
Look, I'm sorry if I've been
a bit full-on lately.
656
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,998
I'll try and be more sensitive
to your needs.
657
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,355
Can we start with sex, please?
- What?
658
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,318
Well, I mean, we've not done it for ages.
659
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,516
And I'm getting really quite desperate.
660
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,790
My God, Adam.
- What?
661
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,553
You don't fancy me any more, now I'm big.
- Yeah, I do.
662
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,234
No, you don't. You think I'm some
fat, old whale.
663
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,276
No, no, darling...I don't.
664
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,316
It's just our son's up there.
665
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,277
It's a bit rude to go poking about.
666
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,397
No offence,
but I don't think you're going to reach.
667
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:23,274
Rachel, I do like your bump.
668
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,954
Are you sure?
- Yeah, I love it. It's gorgeous.
669
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,996
But...you know...
670
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,116
Oh, sweetheart, I think...
671
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,156
I think he's asleep.
672
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:40,471
And if we go really quietly,
673
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,516
I don't think he'll wake up.
674
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,196
Come on.
675
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:09,196
Natalie. I'm just trying to write
to Sir Donald.
676
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,159
Too late, David, the damage has been done.
677
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:15,878
My God, has it?
678
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,751
What is this?
679
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,196
Leaving present. Enjoy.
680
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,236
Natalie.
- Sir Donald.
681
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,511
David. I wonder what it is?
682
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,990
I've no idea. Look, I'll have my desk
cleared in a few minutes.
683
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,789
Jolly good. The sooner you can get your feet
under Natalie's.
684
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,433
Natalie's?
685
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:42,195
Don't act surprised. It was your suggestion.
686
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,236
A good memo, by the way.
687
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,118
And a nice touch, adding your own name.
688
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,191
Brave.
689
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,635
The sort of leadership this firm needs.
690
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,278
Silver coins.
691
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,759
Yes.
692
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,876
30 of them, I should imagine.
693
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,430
No. No, Ian, I said Tuesday
694
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,476
and I mean Tuesday.
695
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:10,553
Right, yeah. I'll have to call you back.
Yeah. Bye.
696
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,835
Why didn't you tell me you've
done this before?
697
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,399
What?
698
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,436
This. Us.
699
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,036
Geraldine knows.
700
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,916
Karen, listen to me.
701
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,196
I am in love with you.
702
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,837
Absolutely and utterly in love with you.
703
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:44,789
She could tell David any time she wants.
704
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,755
Well, then, that's that, then, isn't it?
705
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,876
We're over.
706
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,916
No. No.
707
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,436
I'll leave her and you leave David.
708
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:06,196
Hm?
709
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,116
What's that?
710
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,873
What time is it?
- I don't know.
711
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,916
Oh.
712
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,149
Hello.
- Hello, Adam, mate. It's me.
713
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,674
Pete, have you any idea what time it is?
714
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,512
Yes, it's quarter to twelve.
715
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,353
No, it's not.
- It is here, mate.
716
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:46,070
Hang on. I've got someone
who wants to say hello to you.
717
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,676
Adam, it's Jo. Hey.
718
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,479
Listen, I'm so sorry.
Pete insisted that we call.
719
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,630
I'll let you go back to sleep. Bye.
720
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,638
The bollocks.
He's buggered off to Australia.
721
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,797
Don't want this to go to your head but...
722
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,634
..that was well worth the wait.
723
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:13,429
It was well worth travelling
10000 miles for as well.
724
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,436
I'm so glad you came.
725
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,875
Not just for...
- The... Yeah, I get it.
726
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,517
Next to the boyfriend
who tattooed Jo on his arm,
727
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,990
it's the most romantic thing
anyone's ever done for me.
728
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,919
Well, it's the daftest thing I've ever done.
729
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,956
And the most sensible.
730
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,116
You know...
731
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,318
..I've only ever told one woman
that I loved her.
732
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,356
Your mum.
733
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,998
That's two.
734
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,196
And do you know something?
735
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,236
I'd like to go for the hat trick.
736
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,276
I love you.
737
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,636
Marry me.
738
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,396
Jesus!
739
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,436
Sorry, darling.
740
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,234
What now?
741
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,276
You're what?
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